California vs. UCLA Third Quarter Thread
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Wouldn’t you just love it if Tedford started laughing hysterically and had to run off without answering any questions?
Old Toothwrangler
i bet ucla would like a second try against furd especially after last week's showing
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
after the game
can we re-play nevada and arizona?
well, that was a ton of fun
congrats Bears, please deliver a similar beatdown to U$C.
Tricky Ricky Neu
UCLA beat Texas?
Don’t make me laugh, fool.
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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Oct 9, 2010 2:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Stuck inside working
Baby Bruins getting pummeled
That improves my mood
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Never going to happen…. Unless Kiffin’s come up with a game plan that involves holding on to the ball for at least 45 minutes.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
furd sucks sucks sucks sucks
Please kick their stoopid asses
Wut’s their deal anyway?
Old Toothwrangler
only room for one team
of over privileged bullies
So fuck off, Stanford
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Oct 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Just saying that we don’t seem to have too many awesome teams this year, so you might as well cram the 5-0 team up there. :p
perfect weather, rowdy crowd, great execution by well coached offense and defense… gotta think were making a great impression.
as talked about in the recruiting blog, obviously game results arent anything but i really couldnt have asked for a better showing so far for a huge recruiting weekend for us. we are definitely battling UCLA for a number of these guys and hopefully this goes a long way toward swaying them to Cal.
I can see it now. “Cal looked great…. but I saw a chance to really make an impact at UCLA immediately and be a part of turning this thing around…”
There’s got to be some let-up when the team comes out after the half, right? I would LOVE to see us just keep on rolling though.
Halftime Conversations
Nudeweasel: Guys! Pay attention! We can still win this!
Player: Uh. Coach. You’re sorta bald already. And you suck. Why should we listen to you?
Nudeweasel: We’re UCLA! We have tradition!
Player: Um. We only came here to nail tons of socal coed *ss. Now that’s some effin’ tradition!!!
Nudeweasel: We’re screwed, aren’t we?
Chow: Hey. What’s the code for the copy machine again? The Niners want a copy of my resume.
Old Toothwrangler
halftime Haiku
Nevada in the rear view
Little Southern cousins in the cross hairs
Laying down our Gun control
Why does our special teams unit always play so badly against UCLA?
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
8?
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY’[RE FUCKING MOVING THE FUCKIN BALL
In other words, Go Bears!
uh oh.
DEFENSE BEARS…. PICK IT UP.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Good eye, bud. We’re playing tight man on their WR’s and taking our chances. It’s been working. They have a size mismatch at WR. Prince isn’t known for being accurate. It’s a decent gamble.
Old Toothwrangler
Yep I’m not too worried about it but we do have a tendency of turning crappy QBs into world-beaters. But we’ll see.
In other words, Go Bears!
otoh, it’s only a matter of time before Prince just falls down and starts crying red tears, so I’m not worried.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
On the KO return, Bears had it covered well and someone just absolutely WHIFFED their assignment. Don’t know who it was
Is it just me or do all Bruin fans look like frat boy douchebags?
Like the type that would pop their collars
In other words, Go Bears!
Did anyone see the UCLA fan as they were going to commercial...
He had another team’s shirt on underneath and he was trying to be all sly and flash it as the camera passed, but he didn’t pull it up high enough to see who the other team was…what an idiot!!
the offense needs to pick up the defense now. the first half and bad field position took a lot out of the d.
I sure hope the wheels aren't coming off our bus here...
We give up a TD and now Ross kinda muffs the kick-off…HMMMMMM…
Upset alert!
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
Offense please respond with a score
this game is not over.
HOLY ROLLER!
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
What was that I just wrote about the wheels coming off?!
Thankfully, we recovered…way to go Riley, good recovery!!
Riley recovers a fumble?!
Am I in Bizarro World?
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
I know. I’m not hatting. He’s a decent QB, but I found it funny that he recovered the fumble when he had an issue with fumbling last year.
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
i heard benny hill myself.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
You sure about that?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Yeah – he went to Cal for like a month before feeling overwhelmed and transferring to some southern institution.
I think they let him block at SC – I remember they called a sympathy TD play for him in his last game.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I love how much hat the SC fans feel toward the ole P. It makes me laugh to see him treated that way because isn’t a complete SC homer
Not that it matters since it was a holding penalty anyway, but c’mon Kevin just run it.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
wut
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
wow. Riley. dont revert to old ways PLEAAASE?
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
ANGER SMASH
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Good news!
Per solar, the recruits only saw the first half and have already left. Playin’ with house money now, boys!!!
Old Toothwrangler
Alright guys, I think it's time for the Crazy Ivan
Put 10 men on the field, sucker Prince into passing over the middle, BOOM PICK SIX.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
INT!!!
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Sofele found it!
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
More PI calls, tho. Need to work out that bug.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Dude have you posted a single good post?!
Cal gets a TD. You = “We should’ve somehow gotten 15 points there”
In other words, Go Bears!
southern california… whateva
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
GODDAMN CROSSBAR.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Technically, that’s the upright. The “crossbar” is the horizontal one.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Oct 9, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, they just kept saying crossbar and I was too lazy to remember the proper nomenclature.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
ALAMAAAAAAAR
STOP MAKING THE BALL HIT THE POSTS!
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Poor Tavecchio, not again
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
I am not being negative but Riley really is not having a good day
I mean Jeff Tuehl was able to put up some great numbers against this defense yet Riley is only 6-12 for 66 yards.
Nope. He’s being bad Riley. Except for the TD throw and that one first down to Jones. No excuses for a senior.
Old Toothwrangler
I can excuse him when he’s under pressure. But, he’s made a lot of unforced errors today. It’s disappointing. He is what he is. We’ll just have to hope he’s good Riley more often than Bad Riley. He’s the best we’ve got until next spring. Shrug.
Old Toothwrangler
I can't say for certain he is the best we have, he is the most experienced QB
we have right now but that is about it.
GIORGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
UPSET ALERT!
Wazzu 14, Ducks 8
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
bench riley
bench riley, start developing the future
Despite our offense not scoring this quarter
We’re still chewing clock and giving the defense rest. And the defense gets out of the field quick
In other words, Go Bears!
FLOP FLOP FLOP
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
bulllllllllllllllllllllllllshitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
kendrickkkkkkkkkkkk
cue iron man.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Anyone else notice those "Just do it" Kappa shirts?
Lol, no self-respect
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
Just do it. Like they’re easy and will do anyone.
/can’t believe I’m royrulesing for royrules.
Old Toothwrangler
Yea I understood that but I don’t know Kappa’s reputation so I didn’t get the joke :(
In other words, Go Bears!
It's not just Kappa
It’s all sororities. It’s just funny that they’re drawing attention to it.
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
Oh man this defense just has no give. Special Teams puts us back out on the field? Well, time to go kill KP some more.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
UGLA
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
The Prophet was shuffled from inside to outside briefly in order to produce some semblance of pass rush.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
lots of self destruction.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Riley can't cope with a lot of things
especially passing plays.
I think you misinterpreted me. I was wondering why our players looked upset after a great coverage, and why there was booing.
Damn you Riley, damn you
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
dont run on us, bitch.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
PUNTING IS WINNING EVEN WHEN YOU’RE DOWN 3 TOUCHDOWNS.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
alabama 21 cocks 28
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Everytime SC starts to put the game away, 'Bama answers back
The cocks just can’t pull it out, can they?
"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
Ross just hurdles everyone.
every single time…
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
more of that.
turn beastmode 2.0 back on, vereen.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
I rushed the farm's crappy field in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
4TH QUARTER IS OURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

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