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USC 48, California 14: Golden Bears Paint A Portrait Of FAIL

(Note: I have to get this out of my system. More serious thoughts coming later this week.)

In an unbelievably dominant display of FAIL football, the California Golden Bears were the victors, getting run up and down from start to finish in a 48-14 loss to the USC Trojans. It was the Sistine Chapel of facepalms, a game that will rank up there with "42-3" and the "Tom Holmoe era" in terms of absolute abominations.

"It was a magnificent performance. I didn't think we could make the USC pass defense look that good after the way every offense they faced managed to torch them. But we found a way." Jeff Tedford stated with no smiles. It was almost as if he was expressing grim satisfaction at the result. "I'm happy I was able to assist with a 4th and inches punt in the second half, but this was a total team effort."

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Lots of credit goes to Andy Ludwig for designing magnificent runs up the middle right into the arms of Jurrell Casey and Armond Armstead. I always felt like we weren't letting Shane Vereen get gobbled up enough; outside runs to take advantage of inexperienced linebackers wouldn't have achieved the level of FAIL we were trying to accomplish. When Vereen got a bunch of his yards on zone stretch plays and his only touchdown on a jailbreak screen, it obviously put a few blemishes on what was almost a perfect picture of FAIL.

The Wildcat with Isi Sofele was an additional stroke of genius, especially when we tried to challenge everyone up front after showing no inclination at being able to block out everyone, even with double-teams. Also when the offensive line had trouble blocking everyone, it was important for Ludwig to rely on only two options (the jailbreak screen and the play-action rollout) instead of going to checkdown routes or a quick-hitting empty set offense.

Ludwig really went beyond the call of duty today. He deserves much credit for his weak and colorless strokes. He's the Picasso of three-and-outs.

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More credit goes to Steve Marshall for not preparing our guys for dealing with Red Bull-aholic Ed Orgeron. I really appreciated how we could get no push up front and let Trojans roam in the backfield after they looekd fairly average for most of the season. I thought our undersized Chris Guarnero and inexperienced Brian Schwenke was the perfect double-team threat to take out a future all-American and Top 10 NFL Draft pick in Casey, and that everyone else did their best to ensure gaps filled up and Vereen and Sofele got nowhere.

Wide receiver coach, Kevin Daft's impact on this game cannot be understated. Marshall and Ludwig might be your Lincoln and Washington of Presidential FAILS on offense today, but Daft definitely showed us he could be the the Teddy Roosevelt.  Kevin Riley was throwing the ball too well for most of the game, so Marvin Jones, Spencer Ladner and Michael Calvin muffing those footballs in their lap were especially critical to maintaining the essential number of facepalms. Special assist goes to Anthony Miller, who has apparently eaten his way out of potential greatness. He's transitioned seamlessly from being an imposing figure to simply being large, and it's helped to keep us from stretching the field.

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The defense really worried me in this one, because they had looked pretty good for most of the season. Thankfully, Clancy Pendergast was up to the task, as the Bears all seemed to forget how to tackle, maintain gap discipline, and not recognize how to handle misdirection. The defensive line getting dominated by the Trojan offensive line (particularly Kristofer O'Dowd handling Derrick Hill well most of the game), along with Mike Mohamed being gimpy and the linebackers always struggling with discipline led to an avalanche in the running game, with USC picking up 211 yards behind Marc Tyler and C.J. Gable (Gable's season is apparently over, but not before he ended ours!).

Pass defense had been pretty lockdown all season, so Darian Hagan getting hurt for most of the first half was important to ensuring Matt Leinart Barkley torched the Bears during the critical stretches of the game.  Putting safety Chris Conte and nickelback Bryant Nnabuife back in corner coverage against USC's tall and physical receivers. I have to thank Robert Woods and David Ausberry for making our promising young cornerback Marc Anthony look bad through no real fault of his own, compiling 169 yards on 11 catches. The rest of the game was spent exploiting Conte, who was hapless back there trying to handle those big physical receivers in man coverage.

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Finally, all thanks goes to the USC offense and defense deciding to stop mess around after looking schizophrenic on either offense or defense against Washington and the Cardinal. It's always nice to know that no matter when the year or whoever the coach, you can always get up for beating the Bears. I don't know how you manage to outscore us 78-17 with two of the weakest Trojan teams of the decade after playing you guys close to the vest against the best of the era, but apparently we've decided to get weak along with you.

All-in-all, I'm really proud of everyone involved in this one. This type of performance wouldn't have been possible without everyone stepping up and embracing their inner suckitude. And boy did we step it up. Go Bears!

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Good job Avinash….sarcasm aside, your glasses were getting too blue for your own good.. hope you hurry in soon for a new pair…..

by Cal_Fan2 on Oct 16, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well-done. At least it’s gonna be one doozy of a college football season.

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by Rishi on Oct 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi Rishi!

Wanna hang out at the RSF showers later?

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, after I got busted for pretending to be a girl last time, I’m not allowed within fifty feet.

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by Rishi on Oct 16, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if?

We call your place of residence the RSF and meat up there?

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 16, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

For noting that Derrick Hill was getting thrown around like a cornhole beanbag.

http://www.playcornhole.org/how.shtml

Their OL was basically throwing Derrick Hill around like a beanbag.

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

we should have replaced him with a safety or cornerback to blitz the qb cause he was so useless.

sigh

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 16, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible performance by DL following such a great performance last week. Then again, ucla’s OL is so horrendous our scout team is probably tougher competition.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn't really bad

O’Dowd was just better. We’ve been spoiled by Hill dominating centers that we forgot there are some good guys we still have to deal with. O’Dowd may be the best center in the conference.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we play cornhole @ next tailgate?

If we play cornhole @ next tailgate…

BEARS WILL WIN!!!!

w00000000000000000000t!

by Redonkulous Bear on Oct 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice writeup

Love the sarcasm, it compliments my mood perfectly. No need to write something else up during the week, I think you’ve got it 100% covered in this one.

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Blue pants = Blue mood…

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research."

by Auricursine on Oct 16, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bravo!! Bravo!! You took all the hate I had but was unable to properly express it

and put it all on paper.

You don’t see this type of epic FAIL very often or atleast we haven’t since Holmoe left.

However, Tedford was able to find and hire two of the worse coaches in college football in Ludwig and Marshall

This is the same Marshall that coached a Houston Texans line that gave up a record number of sacks and also coached an equally terrible Cleveland Browns OL.

Ludwig, well fellow Oregon Duck and Utah Ute fans tried to warn us but we wouldn’t listen.

I was worried Tedford might actually take us to the Rose Bowl one of these years. However, after getting destroyed by Oregon and SC last season, never able to beat Oregon State, and getting throttled by an average SC team this season I am now positive Tedford will not take us to the Rose Bowl, thus keeping our record drought safe for future students and fans to enjoy.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

redonk, just realized what your avatar is, crackin me up!

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's hope this posts correctly...the image fits today.

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research."

by Auricursine on Oct 16, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Where would you rank Tedford as a Pac 10 coach?

I would probably put him at 7 just ahead of Slick Rick, Dennis Erickson, and Paul Wulf.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree…and he is regressing too….

by Cal_Fan2 on Oct 16, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st Tier = Riley, Chip, Hairball

2nd Tier = Tedford, Stoops, Sark, Kiffin,

Last Tier = Weasel, Erickson, Wulf

A little early to discard Tedford. (#2 program via wins besides the cheatin’ Carroll’s)

Most experts predicted we would lose. Losing this badly sucks. Still plenty of games to rally and show what we’re made of. If the wheels come off and we continue to look out-coached and un-prepared, well…that’s on the head coach.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Tedford something like 15-15 in Pac10 play since 2007?

Seems like Tedford and our program has been real average since 2007.

Most likely we lose to OSU and Oregon.

Toss ups against Washington, WSU, stanfurd, ASU.

So say we split the toss up games that leaves us at 5-7 on the season. I would expect major changes if we have a losing season, such as the firing of the entire offensive staff.

The sad thing is, I really thought these last two years was going to be a two year window for us to compete for a Pac10 championship due to a lot of returning starters with experience. Sadly I was really wrong.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

SR QB + 2nd year of OC and Oline coach + experienced Oline really should make for a more competitive team. I’m perhaps most disappointed w/ the O-line considering the accolades given to the recruiting class a couple of years ago. And, I have some serious questions for the offensive playcalling/coaching…pending a film review.

Considering that Tedford parted ways w/ Gregory after a subpar ’09, I would expect him to make major changes should we face-plant the rest of the year.

Sadly enough, this year should be our year for making noise. Next year, we’ll have a new starter at QB – that’s a rebuilding year in the PAC-10.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 16, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but a championship year in the Pac-12!! (right…guys…right?)

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You make kick-*ss coffee, boomtho. Don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Oct 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your coffee sucks.

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by Rishi on Oct 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I NEED AN ANDRE CARTER

by boomtho on Oct 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But his Kool-Aid is awesome!

by atomsareenough on Oct 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, plus you throw in Vereen, Miller, and Jones at our skill positions

and another year of our OL under Marshall with just about everyone besides Tepper returning and I (WRONGLY) expected improvement from this group.

Sadly, next year is shaping up to be a real tough season. Although I do hope that Maynard is able to win the QB job. Maybe his non Tedford/Ludwig coaching will really help him.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do understand that Riley is our best option at QB right now. What I don’t understand is why. It’s not like we had a hotshot QB who recently departed to the NFL or whatever. Rodgers left in ‘05. Longshore was decent while he was here and healthy, but he’s been gone a couple years already. Why is Riley our only option?? If Mansion and Sweeney aren’t able to step in, why? Where is our depth? Why hasn’t there been a hotshot freshman pushing for snaps? Isn’t that a recruiting failure?

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think all this falls on Tedford and Ludwig unable to develop the QB
Not every team is going to get a 4 or 5 start QB recruit. Look what OSU OC Danny Langsdorf has been able to do with QB's like Lyle Moevo, Sean Canfield, and now Katz. Remember how bad Canfield looked back in 07 and how great he looked his senior year? Look how improved Katz has played in just 6 games this season. Look at Jeff Tuel at WSU who is playing great despite being on a terrible team.

Now look at Riley who has improved at a snails pace. At this rate, Riley might hit 65% completion rate in 2015.

I think Tedford is just really reluctant to change. Look how long it took for him to finally get rid of Gregory or Alamar. Who knows if Mansion or Sweeney are any good because Tedford never gives them a chance, even during the 4th quarter of a blow out loss or win.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The conventional wisdom on this blog is to assault any Tedford critic by proclaiming: “You can’t expect every recruit to be Aaron Rodgers!”. The reality is that w/o Rodgers Tedford would have been fired five years ago. He ruins QBs. Just listen to any NFL analyst talk about Rodgers progress since leaving Cal. Riley was a completely serviceable QB when he came to Cal. Now he’s a mess.

by The Hombre on Oct 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s rank Pac-10 QBs

1. Barkley
2. Foles
3. Thomas
4. Luck
5. Locker
6. Katz
7. Threet
8. Tuel
9. Riley
10. Prince

Locker’s a senior. Foles is a senior. The rest of those guys have come to the Pac-10 since Riley, and I’d say all except Prince look to be better.

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, to be fair, I’d say Riley’s probably interchangeable with Threet and Tuel. He’s probably #7 at best though.

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. So only Locker then. It just seemed like he’s been around a while though.

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that looks about right to me though I would leave Tuel

ahead of Riley. Riley has a lot more talented players around him than Tuel does.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even Cronkite has declared the war is now unwinnable..."

From Okanes’ recap on his Bear Talk blog:

>>>For the record, I thought Tedford probably should have played Beau Sweeney in the second half. Not necessarily all because of Riley’s performance — the dropped passes hurt but he still had the two picks– but because the game was clearly out of reach so it’s a perfect time to take a look at other people.<<<

Perhaps any struggles Sweeney might have would preclude the inevitable learning curve he’d have as a starter next year. OTOH, perhaps Tedford is terrified to play anything less than the first string…

Would it would have been so bad to have seen Sweeney, along with DeBo or Yarnway lining up in the 2nd half? Would Tedford have pissed off the starters by pulling them because they didn’t want to get any sort of “message”?

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research."

by Auricursine on Oct 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It seems like most people here agree with you and Okanes.

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I periodically read Okanes and I’m actually surprised he’s being (for him, anyway) so opinionated. Normally, I see him post Tedford’s quotes and that’s it. But for him to say something as he does seems striking to me…

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research."

by Auricursine on Oct 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes not really saiyng “RILEY SUCKS BENCH HIM!” but more “The game was out of control, perhaps we should have given some game experience to backups for next year.” It is an opinion, but not a wholly insane one

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m not used to seeing any real opinion from Okanes. I don’t find that a bad thing. I read him for different reasons and information than when I read CGB.

Was Tedford worried that the wrong message might have been delivered had he done so?

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research."

by Auricursine on Oct 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what he tells Riley when he pulls him. None of us would be privy to that information, but a lot of people would stomp their feet and hold their breath about it online that much I know.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they ride the bus down this year?

I remember Tedford talk a great deal about how the bus ride to LA last year helped the team’s mental preparation prior to the ucla game. Watching today’s fiasco unfold, the team appeared even more unprepared than they did last year when Oregon began to roll the team up in the 2nd quarter after Cal had hung close at the beginning of the game.

I know it’s not the bus ride, or the blue pants, but honestly, could they have misread U$c this badly?

The Oregon game is now terrifying me. How bad could that one get?

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research."

by Auricursine on Oct 16, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Common denominator since then = Kevin Riley.

Yes, it’s ridiculously unfair to blame everything on him, and yes, Cal lost today b/c the Bears were completely dominated on the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball. And yes, Riley has had many “ups” in his up-and-down career. But the fact remains that the turning point in the Tedford era came when Longshore got hurt in Eugene in 2007. The Bears have yet to get consistent play from the QB position ever since, and until they do, this team is going nowhere.

I don’t blame Tedford for the 4th-and-inches punt; that was a defendable decision. Nor do I even blame him for the Bears coming out “flat” today against a fired-up, hitting-on-all-cylinders SC team. But to not get his other quarterback(s) more game experience in the second half is an effing joke.

Look, I like Riley as a person—at least as much as I can like any total stranger. And I believe he’s giving his absolute all to this team. I also wish nothing but success for him in the weeks ahead, and I think he’s got talent. But for whatever reason, it’s just not working for him, and Tedford has to start looking for an alternative. As far as I’m concerned, next year starts next week.

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Oct 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the common denominator in losing 7 straight to SC = Jeff Tedford

Don’t forget Tedford has also never beat Oregon State at Memorial.

I would like to blame this all on Riley but Tedford and Ludwig also deserves a good amount of blame. They haven’t been able to improve Riley as a player and they are the ones who decides to starts and who doesn’t. If Riley is so bad (which I think he is an average QB) why do they keep trotting him out and expect some different result?

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so sick of the RIley haters. You people are really sad. Tedford destroyed Longshore and Riley both. Don’t you get it?

by The Hombre on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t blame Tedford for the 4th-and-inches punt; that was a defendable decision.

I politely disagree. Our defense up to that point had done absolutely NOTHING to stop the Trojans in any way, and they’d spent a ton of time on the field already, we were already down by 4 touchdowns, it was at midfield, and we were less than a foot from a first down. We have one of the best running backs in the nation. If we can’t rely on him to get ONE FOOT when we need it, we’re in really deep shit. And I mean, if we failed, what’s the worst case? We’re already getting our asses kicked. If we make it and score a touchdown though, it can change the game. As it was, we punted, and not two or 3 plays later, the Trojans were back at midfield anyway. So what was the point?

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, I probably would’ve gone for it in Arizona too, but at least in that game, it was tight and our defense was playing GREAT. Here, we were already getting blown out, so what’s the risk?

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s exactly why you DO go for it. If you convert, you win the game. If you don’t convert, THEN you rely on defense. Converting a 4th down is a relying on the entire TEAM, not the individual effort of your kicker. At that moment, JT decided he had no confidence in the offense as a whole to pick up one yard.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Since 2007” is arbitrary though. He should get credit for his first 6 years, even if he deserves criticism for treading water the last 4.

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does deserve credit and I give him that but it seems like the rest of the Pac10

has caught up and passed him. Unfortunately, CFB like every other sport is a “what have you done for me lately” and well Tedford hasn’t done much.

Not to mention the issues that haunted Tedford in those early years. Namely playing tight in big games, losing on the road, unable to play with expectations/rankings, etc. really haven’t been corrected and are starting to look even worse as the Pac10 is becoming more competitive and balanced.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Namely playing tight

Yeah, I wish we played more consistently with swagger, with a chip on our shoulders. The way I saw Wisconsin take down Ohio State in the 4th quarter made me really wistful.

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Texas going in to Lincoln and winning despite losing to ucla this season.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The entire program

is now approaching bottom quartile territory in the conference.

Teams with returning starter senior QBs that perform this badly aren’t very good, and usually get worse the following year(s). Next year Cal will be competing with Colorado and Wazzu for last place.

So lower the expectations and cue the black comedy, we’re back in Holmoe territory. But it was a fun run in the early part of the decade.

by Halothane on Oct 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

1. Riley
2. Kelly
3. Harbaugh (but rising, even though I can’t stand the bastard)
4. Tedford (but he’s falling)
5. Stoops
6. Sarkisian (inherited a program in shambles)
7. Kiffin (but it’s still too early to really tell for sure with him)
8. Neuheisel
9. Wulff (inherited a program in shambles)
10. Erickson

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarkisian beat Tedford last year and has beat SC two years in a row

Kiffin destroyed Tedford this year as a HC and was an assistant coach at SC when he was also dominating Tedford coached teams.

Stoops is a toss up, I will give you that. He has had the better QB the last two years and that has helped.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sark is also 7-10 so far. Yes, he inherited an 0-12 team, so give him credit. But Tedford inherited a similarly poor team and his overall record is superior. Like I said, Tedford is trending down, and I’ll grant that Sark is trending up. But my ranking wasn’t a “power ranking”, it’s an assessment of them as coaches based on how good they seem to be overall.

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it were Ted Miller's stock report

Stock up:
Riley, Kiffin, Kelly, Harbaugh, Stoops, Wulff, Sark

Stock down:
Tedford

Neutral:
Erickson, Rick

by JustBear on Oct 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Saturday on the “game”

USC came into the day riding its first two-game losing streak in nine years, both in Pac-10 play. They’re ineligible to win the conference or go to a bowl game, anyway. What does this team really have left to play for?

Berkeley blood, apparently: The Trojans exploded like a ton of dynamite on Cal in the first half, outgaining the Golden Bears by a full 300 yards en route to a 42-0 lead at the break.

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

When something like this occurs, you always look inward first. You say “What did I do to accomplish this? Is there something different I could have done to achieve a different result?”

Honestly, I think I made some key errors here. Most importantly, I combed my hair down. Normally, I comb my hair up. 99.9% of the days I comb my hair up. But today, I did something different and combed it down. Could that have been a key error that caused everything to fall apart?

Yes, I think so. Yes.

So, I’m sorry.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we hire Urban Meyer if Florida gets stupid and fires him?

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Urban's not viable

He would never come to Cal, we couldn’t afford him.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Mariucci have any interest in coaching?

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want that bandwagoner anywhere near our program again.

Dude coasted with Debartolo’s talent and was exposed with the Lions.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was awesome. He used to get down in the mud and do tackle drills with the kids. He displayed actual emotions unlike our current robot of a coach.

by The Hombre on Oct 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He emotionally coached his way to a 5-0 start and a 1-6 collapse.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sound like just like JT.

by The Hombre on Oct 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that Tedford will never coach again, and Mooch got a job with the Niners.

by The Hombre on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can’t respect the opinion of someone who believes Mooch would come to Cal and stick around. Dude will always have his eyes on the pros.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All coaches like money. Do you think Tedford doesn’t care about money?

by The Hombre on Oct 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really understand though. You’re in favor of a coach that you admit is like Tedford’s recent (bad) seasons even though he never had good seasons like Tedford has had?

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mooch was a fantastic offensive coordinator. He was an unmitigated disaster as a head coach. If you think this team is flat or undisciplined or unprepared, you don’t remember Mooch’s year.

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Langsdorf would get my vote for HC if we were to fire Tedford

Or make a run at Gary Patterson, Al Golden, Mark Helfrich, Gus Malzahn, Will Muschamp, etc.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're not firing Tedford unless we have two or three losing seasons in a row

The buyout is too huge and it’d cause a recruiting exodus.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big donors are unhappy. That’s all that matters.

by The Hombre on Oct 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big donors are always unhappy unless their team isn’t in the top 10. Means nothing.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tedford just needs to keep on recruiting

He’ll get to coach his SAHPC classes. Right now the weakest classes are in their junior/senior years. It’s showing.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND Kevin Daft. He’s a nice guy but when he was temporarily the QB coach, he did nothing…..and now its our WRs who haven’t performed for like the 4th game in a row. As the WR coach, you have to put some accountability on him.

Drinking the Kool-Aid. Pumping the sunshine. Livin' the dream. Go Bears!

by dballisloose on Oct 18, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting to see how this year’s recruiting class turns out before I jump completely on the fire tedford bandwagon. Luckily recruiting has been going well which gives us hope for the future.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

People forget about recruiting a lot

And the fact is our 2006/2007 classes are the weakest recruiting classes Tedford managed. Stupid hippies in the trees and that damned lawsuit…

I want to see what Tedford does with top talent, starting in 2012. If things don’t turn by 2014, then it’s over.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a long time to give someone before even considering pulling the plug.

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the dessicated zombie corpse of Tedford can’t get us to the Rose Bowl by sometime in the 4th millenium, I’m considering his termination. WITH PREJUDICE!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

To do what? What is your “OK he can stay” metric?

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

To construct the world’s largest tortilla! MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF HAM!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to have scrambled eggs so we can all have breakfast burritos before the early games.

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about all the CGB Indians who presumably don’t eat ham :(

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can hang out with the me and the rest of the CGB Kosher-observing Hebrews at Shellfishapalooza!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can have maize.

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL ME AND RISHI DON’T

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be “Rishi and I”?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, look’s like we have one of ’dem big city lawyers in our midst.

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of breakfast burritos, the little newstand/cafe at 50 Fremont makes AMAZING breakfast burritos. And it was close enough to work that I could always break away and grab one. OM NOM NOM

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recruiting didn’t actually that much during the tree years. Mostly 3/4 star players as JT always got.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

*didn’t actually decline

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2007 class wasnt too bad

we had guys like Jahvid, Vereen, CamJordan, Conte, Schwartz, MSG, Cattouse, Anger, Holt, Cheadle, Lagemann, Boateng

by JustBear on Oct 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-line recruiting sucked. Guess what we’re struggling with now?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

…………..everything?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 17, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who are big donors? This is like some faceless cabal that holds everybody hostage.

“Big donors are….unhappy. They ordered human flesh medium rare. And it was rare.”

I want to meet some of these Big Donors and verify their existence. I always hear of them like this sort of “If you listen really loudly to the wind late at night, you can hear Big Donors……..bench tedford…..fire riley……”

My prediction? Big Donors are, in fact, the Illuminati.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I know a number of significant donors, none of whom are calling for anyone’s head. I would love to know who these big donors are that other people know who are enraged.

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, myself, just gave 10 million Stanley Nickels to the Cal football team. And I’m not unhappy….relatively.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the current exchange rate for Schrute bucks?

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Oct 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor. Very poor.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a big donor, but I do have to donate a fair amount to sit on the donor side of Memorial and neither I or the people sitting around me want Tedford fired. Most of us have been fans long enough to remember the really really really really really really really really really really really really bad years so we know when have a good thing in our coach.

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Medium Donors don’t want Tedford fired. What about Small Time Donors?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, I AM a small time donor. I sit on the 10 yard line. The big timers get to sit on the 30+. Not sure what they think.

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sit somewhere in South Oakland. Nobody cares what I think.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

Drinking the Kool-Aid. Pumping the sunshine. Livin' the dream. Go Bears!

by dballisloose on Oct 18, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know Tedford has another two years of mediocre to average results

I am just stating who I would go after IF Tedford were fired.

It seems like the common rebuttle for “FIRE TEDFORD” is often “Who would you hire” so I am just stating a few names who I would consider.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is those guys will probably be hired by other programs before Tedford's contract expires in 2016.

So it’s not really a discussion we can base anything on right now.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately you are right that they will probably all be gone

but I just want to show that some other viable options are in the coaching ranks.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are always viable options. They will be there whenever a coaching change needs to be made.

But let’s just chill and let the season plays out.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you agree that some changes may need to be made in the coaching

staff?

I agree that it may be bit premature to be calling for Tedfords head.

by SDBear on Oct 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was down on Ludwig and Marshall last year.

Safe to say my patience is thin with them this year.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why JT is so infuriating. He refuses to make QB changes when reasonable observers see that one is needed. Riley will start the rest of the season guaranteed.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

To ease the pain

I repeat to myself 100 times:

It’s no big deal because I don’t care about college football.
It’s no big deal because I don’t care about college football.
It’s no big deal because I don’t care about college football.
………………………………………………………………………..etc.

Now that that’s done, I have resigned to the backseat for this season and watch cal play the spoiler role in it’s upcoming games with no expectations. It’ll be better for my health anyways.

by hiltxan on Oct 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I didn’t see a lot of problems with Ludwig. His play calling seemed fine enough. Mixing things up, which was solid. The execution of the play calls seemed disastrous. A lot of dropped passes. I mean just terrible execution. That falls less on the OC/HC and more on the specific position coaches.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or players. I love how the players have none of the blame in all of these scenarios.

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until that last sentence, I was thinking “who the hell hacked TnH’s account and is talking about football?!”
Then, I read the last sentence. Carry on.

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, the game sucked. Nobody is denying that. I guess I just don’t see the focus on blaming the coaches here with the same old Riley canards when there were so many execution problems.

In the interest of fairness, I will say that the playcall early in the game that included a deep pitch to Vereen in the endzone was frustrating. I don’t think that the deep pitch was a great call there because it is putting you even FURTHER back into the end zone and increasing the chance of a safety.

AS SUCH, FIRE LUDWIG AND PUNCH HIS CHILDREN IN THE FACE!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw we get Charlie to slap their faces…off of their faces.
And if they keep singing…well, they won’t have a face anymore.

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to think our D can hold a team to less than 42 points in the first half, regardless of how many 3 and outs are O gets.

Reminds me of Tommy Tuberville’s Auburn teams that had horrendous offenses yet kept games close by playing tough D.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a lot more to D than just “D.” If you continue to:

1. Put them out on the field for the vast majority of the half.
2. Give them ridiculous field position (I mean in many cases, just plain unbelievably great field position for them).
3. And make some terrible turnovers (and some blame certainly goes onto Riley for this).

The D will put up a lot of points. The field position is going un noticed here, but was such a key factor. We had 0 first downs in the first 1.5 quarters and were in the shadow of our own end zone for the vast majority of the time. Bryan Anger is great, but he can only do so much.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Nebraska last year.

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!
I was particularly frustrated with a few key drops made by Marvin Jones early in the game. When the final score is 1,000-0 as it was today, it is difficult to point out a few moments when things could have changed.

Howver, when the offense is going three and out all the time, it puts the D on the field often, which tires it out. Long, sustained drives a la the Big Game 2009 can help rectify that problem. Now, what I saw early in the game before things got out of hands was Riley making solid throws that were just plain dropped. Jones dropped some passes. Ladner, too.

Would making those catches have changed the game? Perhaps not. However, it would have extended drives, kept the USC D from bottling up the running game (they had like 8 guys in the box all the time, it seemed) and kept the D off the field and fresh.

AGree, agree, agree.

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by HydroTech on Oct 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reviewed non-catch hurt. A first down there could have stemmed the bleeding long enough for the defense to recover.

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I wish they had gotten the snap off earlier. Riley often seems to take a long time to call the play and get the snap off, which normally doesn’t matter much. There, it was rough, though.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, this is a point for them to use the quick snap that they had showed against UCLA. We seem to never successfully quick snap after close plays.

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they did quick snap, but USC got the challenge off in time.

by atomsareenough on Oct 16, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, hell, just snap it before everyone’s in position! Sure, you take the penalty, but at least you keep the first down!!!

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by BearStage on Oct 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marc Anthony was looking pretty stoked at Henry’s.

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by BearStage on Oct 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, players are definitely to blame as well. And my issue with Ludwig, while mixing it up more than usual, is he seemed to dial up the wrong plays for the situation (e.g. inside runs when outside prob would’ve been more successful, not enough dump passes, etc). Just not making adjustments. As OC that’s all you.

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are the same criticisms of Ludwig we heard from UO fans when he came here. Sadly, it looks like not much has changed.

by boomtho on Oct 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Especially since Ludwig was put in an early hole and had to probably cut out a lot of his playbook. We didn’t erally see a lot of his “complete” playbook before we got down big. How many offensive plays did we have before it was 21-0 or 28-0? We didn’t have a first down for the first 1.5 quarters, so there were only probably 9-12 plays that we saw. In those plays, I saw a good mixture of both run and pass, in my opinion.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we agree there was a nice mixture of run/pass plays, I just take issue with the types of run/pass plays he was dialing up.
Twist, I think you’re tipping your hand as one of the sunshine pumpers this week!

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more naively optimsitic generally. I don’t disagree that this game sucked. Nobody can deny the epic sucktitude of the game. In a way its almost better than a game like Arizona. at least I can shake this off and mentally unattach myself early in the game. After Arizona, I was so frustrated because of the closeness of that loss.

So, you just dust yourself off and move on. What can be done? Besides, yknow, COMBING YOUR HAIR THE RIGHT WAY. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!!?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I coulda told you this was not a good look for you.

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Ludwig deserves too much criticism for this game in particular. He wasn’t great, didn’t adjust as much as would have been nice. However, it’s hard to call plays that don’t require the OLine to block. This game, it seemed like the Oline decided to skip that part of their job.

Admittedly, repeated failings of the offense and the Oline in particular have to reflect poorly on Ludwig and Marshall.

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Ludwig responded to the OL fail with all those rollouts…which Riley is a disaster in. Better off getting sacked in the pocket than having Riley running and throwing.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, Ludwig had very very few options. To deal with that kind of pressure the common responses are designed rollouts, screens, draws, and quick hitting passes. Ludwig called for rollouts and screens. I think draws would have been stuffed so that leaves just quick passes.

I have a feeling that there were a couple times that Riley double clutched quick passes to receivers against blitzes. I don’t know if these were Riley’s failings or the receiver not properly running his hot route against the blitz.

I could have remember all of this incorrectly though. That disaster of a game has already become a blur.

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC, he called a draw at one point, Vereen got the ball and was IMMEDIATELY tackled by Devon Kenndard who had just waltzed through the OLine. Literally waltzed. Also, Texas 2 Stepped. And some modern tap and jazz.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, we should enroll our guys in dance classes. How is the Cal dance department? Do we have a dance department?

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps our players arent spending enough time with the Cal Dance team.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm… maybe we should upgrade the visual quality of the dance team. That might do the trick.

Someone should do some analysis of the relationship between cheer squads and defensive front 7 play. Include lots of pictures.

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly of Mike Mohamed, right?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh of course. I hear his fox trot is out of this world.

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pocket square or no pocket square?

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He used a two point fold

Pocket square. Contrasting color

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I approve.

Besides, it’s only good manners to be hospitable to someone so dashing.

by Scootie on Oct 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, players are to blame too. We always support them, but we can’t just pretend like they don’t make errors themselves.

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by HydroTech on Oct 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lack of OC adjustments were bad

I don’t agree with running the ball up the middle at the DTs. Or trying to play smashmouth football and put up 8 vs. 8 in the box when we’ve never played well with that strategy. Or not adjusting to the new looks the defense sent at us. We were always reacting to what the defense was doing, not the other way around.

There were too many fundamental errors through the 2nd and 3rd quarter that make me think there’s some sort of disconnect going on between our coordinator and our players. Perhaps I’m wrong and it’s all execution, but I’d like to think it’s a mix of both rather than laying all the blame on players and position coaches.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And look, an OC should be working in concert with his position coaches

They should be scouting the opponent, know what the weaknesses and strengths of the other team are, and be ready to adjust accordingly when the defense throws out something different (like Oregon 09 and USC 10). Otherwise we’re going to get blasted on offense. They should put players in a position to succeed based on their strengths and weaknesses rather than saying “Hey, go out, do everything.”

If the offensive line is continuously getting blown up, then we should be working on getting the ball out earlier instead of running all these slow-developing plays that killed our drives. I saw a lot of inside runs when it was becoming clear we were getting NO leverage inside. Not enough slip screens to take advantage of pressure, etc.

There’ve been an appalling lack of adjustments in-game.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not something I'm complaining about in regards to this game

It’s been a clear pattern I’ve seen for the past nineteen games. It’s tiresome.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you really hate that Avinash guy. Maybe you guys should stop having this flame war and just calm down here.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

A loss like this has blame on all angles. From Coach Tedford on down.

Except for the HydroTechs. I will not allow any more unwarranted criticism of their hydration techniques. I don’t care whether they had a new horizontal pour scheme that rendered it difficult to get the water from the bottles to the players. I don’t care whether they went with a 3-4 bottle empitness re-filling ratio. these are all reasonable maneuvers and I dare anybody else to find better HydroTechs to take their spots.

Now, let us never speak of this game again.

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough game today! Thankfully I was unable to watch it!

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by CaliSeth on Oct 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

haha, you are lucky!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The comments in here are definetly starting to have a different feel to them. Very few excuses being made. We lost. We lost bad. No excuses. It’s refreshing. We can only go up from here, right? Oh wait…

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by CaliSeth on Oct 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

We tried to warn you about Ludwig

He’s just not a good coach. Its not coincidence that the three most inept Oregon offenses of the decade were under his watch.

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by David Piper on Oct 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well you certainly warned the right people. The CGB community is very influential in making hiring decisions so we will take care of this pronto.

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by CaliforniaEternal on Oct 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

this is all because you put Twist on the hiring committee

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by David Piper on Oct 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah? Who did he have to sleep with to get that position?

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Layla Kiffin!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hiring you for Jahvidtician!

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ludwig made Jones and Ladner drop those passes like they were greasy avocados?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Special assist goes to Anthony Miller, who has apparently eaten his way out of potential greatness. He’s transitioned seamlessly from being an imposing figure to simply being large

WTF dude?? Personal attacks are not cool. Unnecessary.

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by BearStage on Oct 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What about personal attacks on perpetually cool people, such as George Clooney and Ice Man?

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by TwistNHook on Oct 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller’s been very disappointing this season. Bulky, slow, a few personal foul penalties, not blocking the edge well, etc.

Like I said, this was my cleansing post.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Oct 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think it was a personal attack. Since a player’s body is integral to his performance, I think the shape of a player is fair game. He wasn’t making fun of him as much as stating that he’s gained weight which is affecting his ability.

by SonofCalifornia on Oct 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What??? But they r so good!

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by CaliSeth on Oct 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That Nevada v Hawaii game is getting good!

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by CaliSeth on Oct 16, 2010 11:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Revelation RE: Rose Bowl

I just had a revelation. We are going to the Rose Bowl next year. Some of you folks will accuse me of being a Sunshine Pumper™, but wait for my explanation, you will be convinced of it’s truth.

1) Being a Cal fan is about maximal suffering.

This one seems obvious. Our team especially likes to tease us with potential and dreams before smacking us down to earth for maximal suffering.

2) The last 8 years were all a setup to further crush our souls.

Cal had clearly gotten so bad prior to Tedford that it was no longer soul crushing. If you just plain suck for years, no one cares enough to feel pain. Therefore, we got good… but not quite good enough. This raised a new generation of fans with expectations, the fuel of soul crushing suffering.

3) This year is the culmination of the those years

Our up and down year is a microcosm of our previous years. Good game→ expectations followed by horrible game → soul crushed. This had made many of our fans give up hope and detach their emotions from the successes or failures of the team. (in other words, become Old Blues)

4) Next year should have absolutely no expectations of the Rose Bowl.

Struggling team loses several senior starters and will play away from home for its “home” games and has to win an extra conf champ game to get there. No chance.

5) Therefore, Rose Bowl.

This will re-crush the souls of those of little faith (read:everyone) because we have all become Old Blues. Instead of celebrating the Rose Bowl berth, we’ll let out a collective “rmmphfff (old man sound)” and wonder aloud when the next disaster will strike.

Wow, that was lengthy.

TLDR: We will make the Rose Bowl next year because they will find a way to make it feel bad.

by jali on Oct 16, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

great. you jinxed it.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok. By you saying that I jinxed it, you reversed jinxed it because we all realize it’s not possible again. So… I shouldn’t have replied to you, so you should probably reply again to cancel out the canceling of your canceling of my jinx.

by jali on Oct 18, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

great. you jinxed it.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Oct 18, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I SAY WE'LL GO TO THE ROSE BOWL THIS YEAR!

Yeah, I said it. We’re going to win every single game that’s left, including a win over #1 Oregon. Stanford will lose to us and somebody else. Arizona just lost Foles, so they’ll lose to ASU and someone else. And USC is ineligible. I AM CALLING IT RIGHT NOW! A two loss Cal goes to the Rose Bowl. How is THAT for Sunshine Pumping?

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by alpha1906 on Oct 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The voices in my head wrote that post while sitting on Dr. Newhart’s couch.

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by alpha1906 on Oct 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, Pot? This is Kettle...

I just called to tell you…

YOU’RE BLACK!

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by Ravenous Ute on Oct 18, 2010 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a fine line between delusion and sunshine pumping, sir, and I believe you have crossed said line.

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by ch0ster on Oct 16, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per JO:
The 42-0 deficit actually tied the worst halftime deficit in school history.

ouch….

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by ch0ster on Oct 16, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Hawaii is making Nevada look like a WAC team. Wait…

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by alpha1906 on Oct 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevada and Hawaii a close game. Just about over though.

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by CaliSeth on Oct 16, 2010 11:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

+1. drunk boomtho agrees with you wholeheartedly. I’d like to see a Rose Bowl sooner rather than later, and the easiest way to do that is to avoid SC.

by boomtho on Oct 17, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great Post, Avi.

You spoke for me. Blame to be shared all around, top to bottom. Players and coaches. Offense, Defense, Special Teams. Thank you for mentioning the inexcusable punt on 4th and short. But you forgot to mention poor clock management at the end of the half. Not that it mattered by that time, but it’s the principle of the thing…I have to harp on it.

To begin the healing process…actually, there is no healing process. As a Bear Fan, you just f***ing take it in the gut, and deal with it. Welcome to Cal football.

Maybe we’ll win next week. Maybe we’ll beat $C next year. Maybe we’ll get our hopes up for the next important game, and have an even more soul-crushing loss than this one, hitting us unexpectedly in the nuts, and confirming the self-righteous smugness of all the Cal-haters out there. I hate facing my Stanfurd alum boss on Mondays after a Cal loss.

Stand the whole game, stay to the end, and start yelling while they're still in the huddle. GO BEARS

by JerrottWillard45 on Oct 17, 2010 7:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate facing my Stanfurd alum boss on Mondays after a Cal loss.

Just wanted to repeat this comment.

Stand the whole game, stay to the end, and start yelling while they're still in the huddle. GO BEARS

by JerrottWillard45 on Oct 17, 2010 7:49 AM PDT reply actions  

But Cal has the axe and Stanfurd doesn’t. He needs to shut the hell up until Big Game week…

OTOH, I live in Whittier, where all the ex-LA Raider fans now root for U$c. Some of them actually managed to graduate from high school and a 1 or 2 of them even actually went to $c…the city literally shuts down during the game. It’s gonna suck wearing the colors around town for a while now, at least until hoop season when I can shove a little bit back.

At least I’ve got bragging rights over the local ucla fans. :o)

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by Auricursine on Oct 17, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

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