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DBD 1.6.09 - Your New Special Teams Coach Should Be

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Al Everest.  Coach Everest was recently fired by Mike Singletary due to problems in the Punt Return game, which was directly linked to not having an NFL-caliber punt returner on the team for a majority of the season.  I imagine if you hire a fired guy, this is the type of situation one would want.  Press release:

Poor punt returns apparently led Singletary to let Everest go after three seasons as the 49ers' special-teams coach. The 49ers didn't find a competent punt returner after Allen Rossum was released early in the 2009 season and finished last in the NFL in the category. 

Longtime Niner beat reporter Kevin Lynch (from 31-Mar 2008):

 

As the optimists and pessimists stake out their territory on this blog - one matter that hasn't been discussed in the lively back-and-forth - and that's special teams.

The optimists might have a take on the special teams in their on-going fight over the nay sayers. The special teams played remarkably well and in fact, given how horrendous the offense was, the special teams were among the best in the league. Just imagine what might happen if the 49ers drafted explosive returners to augment the soaring punting of Andy Lee and the voracious cover units coached by Al Everest.

The unit's new coach last year won complements with players throughout the team and might even supplant linebacker coach and assistant head coach Mike Singletary as the team's best motivator. Everest and assistant Jeff Rodgers were recently recognized by their peers as the best special teams coaches of 2007 through the Aguilar Kicking Academy.

 

From his bio:

Everest was a two-year starting safety at SMU from 1970-71, where his teammates coined him "Dirty Al" for his ability to lay big hits.

 

Important resume highlights:

- has coached for 36 years for college, European, and NFL teams.

- is not a journeyman type as he's coached for two NFL teams this past decade

- 2002 NFL Special Teams Coach of the Year

- Sounds like he'd fit right in with other coaches:

"There’s nothing more rewarding than seeing your players, or students, become successful because it’s a form of parenthood," Everest said about steering his pupils on a successful path. "You’re part of the process of their development. It’s very humbling because you know you got to share their success."

 “I’m not here to reinvent football, but I’m here to teach them how to be better football players,” Everest said about his coaching philosophy. “Our job is to give them the tools to win battles. I take pride in thinking that when they leave, they say, ‘I appreciate you making me a better football player.’”

 

Sign 'em up!  I wonder if he'd be willing to take a college job after such a long and successful NFL career.  Perhaps he'd be interested in staying in the Bay Area.  Thoughts?  Dump away!

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No. And Mike Leach shouldn’t take it.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

From 5 Aug 2009:

Out of the five organizations Allen Rossum has played for in his 12-year career, only one other team besides the 49ers has spent entire training camp practice sessions devoted to special teams.

"It shows the dedication and the seriousness this team takes when it comes to special teams," the 49ers return specialist said after Wednesday afternoon’s special teams-only workout. "It shows the dedication from the coaching staff to give us that opportunity, because usually when you’re working on special teams during a normal practice, guys are extremely tired from the other drills. They don’t really get a chance to focus on the task at hand."

The 49ers used their second Wednesday practice to concentrate on kickoff return and kickoff teams, with special teams coordinator Al Everest running the workout.

"Kickoff return and kickoff team are important because they are huge statement plays in a game and there are big pieces of yardage to be had," long snapper Brian Jennings said. "We have to set up our offense so they can score and we do that on special teams by making big plays. Every special teams unit we have has an opportunity to score points."

Everest emphasizes football fundamentals in his teachings more than just instructing special teams philosophies.

"He makes you understand leverage, how to block a guy and how to beat a blocker," Jennings said of his coordinator. "That’s where special teams start. You have to be good football players. So that’s what Al helps build. It’s one of the best things he does."

While the practice session might not feature "Nutcracker" drills that have highlighted the first week of camp, the special teams sessions still test the players mentally and physically.

"It’s a lot of work," Jennings said of a typical special teams-only practice. "We’re covering a lot of ground out there. It’s basically a cardio day. Guys are sweating, guys are working and guys are winded. It’s a matter of getting your mind right because out there you can get tired. But that’s how we’re going to feel in the games. So today was a great opportunity to get work in when we’re tired."
Rossum, 33, still feels like he has some life left in his legs. Having solid core players around only fuels his fire for the upcoming season.

"We gave our offense a lot of great field position and put the other team’s offense in bad position because of our coverage teams last year. When you have all the guys coming back, you know the sacrifices they’re going to make to help spring me for a touchdown, it makes me very excited for the season," he said.

For the entire special teams units, the goals are simple.

"Our goal on special teams is to beat up the other team," Jennings said.

But more important than imposing their will on their opponents is being the best in the league.

"We want to finish No. 1 in the NFL in special teams and we won’t stop until we get that done," Jennings said.

With the 49ers putting such a large value on special teams practices (four remaining on the training camp practice schedule) those goals could become a reality.

http://prod.www.49ers.clubs.nfl.com/news-and-events/article-1/49ers-Put-Huge-Value-on-Special-Teams/1db7252a-f0b2-4879-b9b3-9a12216e087c

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 7:05 AM PST reply actions  

Cutting Rossum was a pretty big mistake…

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Lynch or Maiocco said it was due to Rossum always coming up with injuries. I think Dallas picked him up and a week later he had a pulled hammy. Nonetheless, I think this team could definitely use a playmaker in the return game and if he can provide a quick change of pace on offense he’d be great. Basically, Best would be the type of guy if he could return punts.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Never having played football beyond the street/park/PE level I have to ask:

While the practice session might not feature “Nutcracker” drills that have highlighted the first week of camp

What are “Nutcracker” drills? Do they refer to something specifically? or is it just a super tough drill – something like in basketball when we went through “No Babies Allowed” drills or the coach would roll a ball down the court and two players had to beat the other man to the ball. And if you lost. . . you stayed on.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Nutcracker drills were the much ballyhooed drills instituted by Mike Singletary as part of his “Physical with an F” mantra. I believe it involves two players of similar size/position lining up and going heads up.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

So, it’s not the kicker and punter just walking down a line kicking the other players in the nuts? Cause, you know, that would be a lot funnier.

Whose Axe?

OUR AXE!

by SoCal Oski on Jan 6, 2010 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe that was Leach’s speciality after they came out of the closet.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

as part of his "Physical with an F" mantra.

You just made that up..

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

http://thesportsculture.com/2009/02/18/lets-get-physical-with-an-f/

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You wrote that article yourself!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Not enough scantily clad teenagers for carp to have written it.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you write scantily-clad teenagers?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

On practices devoted to special teams

The Fighting Jim Tressels hold an annual “kick scrimmage” at Ohio Stadium during training camp. The scrimmage involves only punts, kickoffs, and field goal attempts.

And it gets media coverage!

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I must say I was impressed with the sweater vest man after his Rose Bowl victory. I thought Herbie was going to lose it on national TV.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

What about someone from the Frank Beemer coaching tree? Although, maybe there aren’t any special teams coaches from his coaching tree since he does it himself.

by suessbear on Jan 6, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

since i’ve posted that in past dbd’s (i don’t expect anyone to actually keep track) that is a brilliant suggestion.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, although I’m sure I probably ready your version in an earlier DBD and am just regurgitating it anyway.

by suessbear on Jan 6, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem with this idea, carp...

We’re really weak on return COVERAGE and I’m really just not convinced that Everest can fix this.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 7:22 AM PST reply actions  

Well it sounds like it was a huge success for the Niners in the past, and if this guy can’t fix it then I have to wonder why Everest, with bad players for many years, could do it with the Niners and not the Cal Bears.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

should have said “huge success with coverage units”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

But the Niners haven’t exactly had outstanding coverage…. that’s what I’m saying.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Lynch said the 2007 coverage units were “voracious” under Al Everest.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re voracious.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Way to royrules up this thread.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

pffft – that the best you got?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if you got the joke, but royrules is a poster here who posts unfunny stuff.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No, I got it – I was just expecting more from you.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for not realising I pulled a royrules on you.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

::shakes head::

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Men’s basketball to take on SoCal schools

California Golden Bears (9-4, 1-0) vs. UCLA Bruins (6-8, 1-1)
Wednesday, Jan. 6, 7:30 p.m. (PT), Haas Pavilion, Berkeley, Calif.
Radio: KFRC 1550 AM TV: FSN/CSNBA


California Golden Bears (9-4, 1-0) vs. USC Trojans (10-4, 2-0)
Saturday, Jan. 9, 7:30 p.m. (PT), Haas Pavilion, Berkeley, Calif.
Radio: KFRC 1550 AM TV: FSN/CSNBA


Riding a three-game winning streak, California continues its five-game homestand with UCLA and USC this week at Haas Pavilion. The Golden Bears decisively defeated Stanford, 92-66, in the conference opener last Saturday. The Bears and the Bruins will square off on Wednesday, Jan. 6, at 7:30 p.m.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 7:23 AM PST reply actions  

his teammates coined him “Dirty Al”

Well, he should be hired just for this. How can you not want a coach named “Dirty Al”??

Whose Axe?

OUR AXE!

by SoCal Oski on Jan 6, 2010 7:32 AM PST reply actions  

seriously.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Great idea by Twist to send CBKWit to bite Bruinsnation mods. Now they’ll be zombies!

(Great job on the podcast – those guys do a really good job over there)

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

Yes, I will take all the credit, thank you.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re like a mastermind.

Except without the master.

Or the mind.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

But he does have the period

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

is it that time of the month already?

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

When isn’t it that time of the month?!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

When people make hilarious Hitler jokes!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Like: “you’re so lame, you tried to give a girl a Dirty Sanchez but it ended up looking more like a Dirty Adolf?”

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody alert Spazzy McGee to this.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Nestor is a fucking hitler vagina n****r c**t bitch f****t ch**k k**e piece of fucking shit.

^^ none of this was worth saying, is completely pointless, possibly offensive to some people, but what the hell, why not say it anyway, Twist? It can be said. Therefore why not say it. And celebrate it! It’s not funny, it’s not good, it’s not informative, it’s not anything.

BUT WHY NOT SAY IT ANYWAY, TWIST?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s time for you boys to settle down. Otherwise, you’ll have to go to your rooms.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats it! Private message!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going to tell you again.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Will you tell me in private?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

And no more of that smart mouth, either.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Better a smart mouth than a smart ass, I always say.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s it. You’re grounded. No Gossip Girl for you this week.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, its Wednesday, the episode already aired. Or it would have had there been one.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for letting me know. No Gossip Girl for the rest of the season.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Worse than a private massage!

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially if Spazzy McGee is the one giving it.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

BA-LETED

but to keep the essence of what we all know to be true, here’s SpazzyMcGee on TwistNHook:

“You remind me, daily, of what an idiot you are.”

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by CBKWit on Jan 6, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, it ended up looking more like a dirty barkley

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

For Special Teams Coach

I want someone that can also recruit, and recruit well.

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

Everest has family and collegiate ties to the Dallas area, although it’s been some time since he’s been there. At his age and length of time since his last college coaching gig, one would have to be concerned about that.

On the other hand, Everest has a great history of coaching special Special Teams players in the NFL (returners, kickers, punters, long snappers, coverage gurus). Several have made it to the Pro Bowl under his watch.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Must-have apps for the iPhone/iPod Touch

Just got an ipod touch recently, downloaded a bunch of free apps (Backbreaker is absolutely amazing, bee tee dub, and totally worth 99 cents). What must-have apps should I get?

Thanks. <3

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

Bejeweled 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Flight Control!!!!

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Two must have games:

- Skies of Glory (free): 3D flight simulator
- Drop7 ($1.99 I think): The most addictive puzzle game since Tetris

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Quick summary of what I’ve found useful. Some are pay, some aren’t. I’d look at the descriptions before d/ling but some of these are definitely worth it.

BeejiveIM is a pay app but its the best IM app out there.
DoGood is fun
Amazon.com if you ahve an iPhone is amazing. You can take pictures of products you want and then it will do a price check online
Kindle is great too. Acts just like the kindle.
iBart
TED for science lectures
Urbanspoon
iFitness to track your workouts
mint.com
Pandora
AppBox Pro

Games:
Rock Band
flight Control
Meteor Blitz
Dark Harvest
Eliss

by Shadwhand on Jan 6, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for use of Mint.com

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was using Mint a few months ago, and it had some bugs. Anything change recently?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

actually something major changed: ownership.

I waiting to see if this is going to be good or bad. it got sold to the group that does Quicken if I remember correctly. I already kind of think of the “best” CDs and things like that are more often big banks instead of what used to be random, higher interest things anywhere in the country.

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Good idea, carp

(already a Bay Area homeowner, I assume)

But #1:
Can he coach TEs too (granted TEs practice a lot with receivers and OL coaches)
But #2:
I’d think other NFL teams can snatch him up ahead of us.. because of pay

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

And you think he’d much prefer NFL because of the caliber of athletes + amount of time able to practice ST + he’d have to deal with the academics and stuff that college coaches have to look over

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

  1. - to my knowledge, no.
  1. - good point, but the Bears have hired Marshall, Simmons, and Cignetti who were at prior NFL jobs.

I’m very curious to see what kind of guy they hire here. Will it be a journeyman or a bottom of the barrel type or will they get someone with a legitimate resume? I hope to Bak Bak that they won’t be hamstrung with the salary/budget crisis.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

number format fail.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’m pretty sure we’ll get a guy with a real legit resume (like Marshall), but I’m thinking it’s probably pretty hard to hire NFL ST coaches.

What was Alamar’s salary — I’d expect the next guy to be in that range.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Alamar made the same salary as Ron Gould (160k). They paid Marshall 200k and Ludwig 248k (good for 111th overall).

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2009-coaches-contracts-database.htm

Apparently, Al Everest was a Grad Asst/ST coordinator for USC in 2006. I think he took the Niner job shortly thereafter and I’m not sure he even coached a season at USC.

http://www.usctrojans.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/everest_al00.html

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

was he a grad asst there because that’s when he first started doing ST?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

no he coached for the Saints and won NFL ST CotY in 2002.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone have an idea of how crazy Vegas gets during March Madness? I’m planning a buddy’s bachelor party right now.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:02 AM PST reply actions  

The crazier the better though for that, no?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

hmm, good point. I guess I was more concerned about hotels jacking up prices…

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

If you do it right, you won’t care how much you pay. They have so many hotels there that I think you could probably find a decent rate.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and the rooms get split up between enough people crashing in them it’s not a huge difference.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

thank me later.

http://www.vagabondish.com/hotel-offers-worlds-first-in-room-stripper-pole/

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s…. intriguing.

I’m just happy this bachelor party isn’t going to be highlighted by wine tasting in Sonoma…..

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh, bachelor parties. Sadly, my bachelor party days are over as the last of my close friends got married a year or two back. He didn’t want to party, he wanted low key, just the old crew hanging out, blah blah blah. Bitter, I thought of how to spice things up to amuse myself and the other guys.

Answer: Oversized, veiny 10 inch black dildo, complete with ballsack. Name it “The Black Mamba”. Useful as a conversation piece and for chasing away unwanted party crashers. The bride to be will thank you later as well.

Trust me on this.

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s two kinds of bachelor parties – The kind you spend mainly in the hotel room and the kind where you are never there. Don’t spend anything on the rooms if you guys are going out for your entertainment.
If you are staying in-house, then make sure you get a good multiple room one and spend big! :-)

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You really should do at least one really, really big night. You guys are rich enough — get a table at Pure on the rooftop or at Ghostbar. You don’t have to deal with the clubby atmosphere, you get to enjoy the nice Vegas weather (unless it’s raining) and see the strip, and you still get to party.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not rich enough, but I’m sure a few guys in the group are…. That sounds intriguing.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

PM me if you’re interested and I can get you in touch with the right people. Don’t want you wasting your money.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

pimp

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you going to give him the number of one of those cab drivers who swears he can get you into all the hottest clubs for free?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

My cab driver on the way to the Venetian was a taxi driver, pimp, and real estate broker… all in one.

And I’ll get him in touch with the right people for bottle service, so he doesn’t get skimped on his table location.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

bottle service, just sounds so elitist, but with a big group is rather useful.

going to need some nice, peaty scotch for this group, though.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate, hate, hate, hate bottle service; I like being on the dancefloor and being in the middle of the party, not off to the side.

But… for a bachelor party, a chill table at Pure would be perfect, because you can calmly sit, admire the strip, and chill; then, if someone really wants to party and cruise for chicks, they can walk downstairs to the noisy club and do it… and invite them back up for some drank.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You are playing the role of a gay man quite nicely.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

...

Yeah, man, clubs are so gay. It’s so much cooler to drink malt liquor in my studio by myself.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not so much the clubs part but the caring about being the middle of the party and the knowledge of the service…

and the whole ‘I <3 cock’ thing

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to Vegas over Labour Day Weekend with seven guys; most of us are fresh out of college and don’t have much money. To get into the best clubs, it takes all this research and contacting, unless you have a lot of dolla dolla bill y’all.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally, if the goal is to hang out with the guys and drink scotch, I don’t know if you want to spend money on a table at a club…

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the clubs are still awesome?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Then go clubbing after the afternoon Scotch / cigar / drug / circle jerk party in the suite.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Just trying to give the best of both worlds here…

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oral AND anal? You are quite the giver!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You are a bottom’s bottom, kind sir.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Realistically speaking, however, clubs are an essential part of the Vegas experience and I honestly think it would be an incomplete bachelor party without at least one club.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed, i figure a few hours will be spent in one. and also in the ghetto casino across the street from the mirage to do some gambling.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Imperial Palace! Somehow I end up there at least once on every Vegas trip.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because you try to steal their cars.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, it’s some hole in the wall place with a subway in it. might not be there anymore, though.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s it. i thought it was an irish name

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They have beer pong tournaments there. It’s awesome.

Also, at night, they have $1 bottles of Michelob and Michelob light, which taste bad, but get you drunk.

I discovered the latter while running around the strip looking for a lost friend.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the $1 roulette. $5 minimum is way too much for that stupid game.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

$5 blackjack ftw

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

that works too, but i still prefer $1 haha

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, they do not have $1 blackjack there. :(

I kinda want to go to Vegas again, especially now that Haze at the CityCentre is open.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you’ve maxed out your 401k and buy a lot of store brands ;)

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, that’s the one with the beer pong and the pizza place in the back, right? Why did I think that was Imperial Palace?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Because of the cars?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya. Straight guys don’t make it the focal point of the whole trip, though. Just fyi.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because you don’t know how to enjoy yourself around young and attractive* people at a big club doesn’t mean it’s not for straight guys…

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m admittedly too old for that shit. But I had a free round or two of bottle service at a VIP table at some happening club full of hotties (did I say that right?) after our Vegas Bowl and when the prices were revealed after the free bottles were consumed… holy shit. Totes not worth it unless you are there with really expensive hotties who are into the bling bling already on your arm. Please pardon my crude use of the vernacular of your species.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

As I mentioned above, I don’t do bottle service…

But if it’s a bachelor party with your best friends, it’s not a bad idea.

Plus, buddy, no one pays full price for bottles.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I ain’t suckin’ no cock to get a $200 bottle of SKYY down to $150.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You are sucking some cock?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I am having Coq au vin for lunch.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you going to have some coq d’homme afterwards?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if you share the recipe with me.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll need to grab the ingredients at Twist’s place first.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say this thread went downhill, fast, but it was never really up high to begin with.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

this lol

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

that lol

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOSE LOL!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, that answer’s already been given. Thanks for playing, though – we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This LOL, This Monster

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

you should also take into account that food is crazy cheap and crazy good

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

hmm, I don’t remember that part of Vegas, although I have not been since about 2005ish.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You haven’t been to the Las Vegas buffets?! You’ve been missing out!

My favorite is by far the one at Aladdins. Though the last time I was there was 2006 or something

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

You haven’t been to the Las Vegas buffets?! You’ve been missing out!

I’m pretty sure you could neither legally drink nor gamble when you were in Vegas, so this statement is somewhat humorous.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Las Vegas buffets are more overrated than Tony Romo.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

impossible, nothing can possibly be more overrated.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

BrittFar

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude…it makes all the sense in the world. In Vegas, if you can’t drink or gamble, why not go to the buffets?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the irony is telling someone that they’re missing out…

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh, I just royrules’d!!!!!!!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

So what are you having for lunch today?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

He obviously had some dull, ordinary curry

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

screw that i dont eat curry lol i just ate some free sandwiches series 7

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

series 7? You taking the test or something?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Already took it. I temporarily forgot that Windows 7 is not called “Windows Series 7”

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

…which relates to free sandwiches… how?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Um… look, shiny object.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

wait…. free sandwich goes where?

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Jan 6, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rio for buffet, hands down

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

all you can eat buffets at casinos and such. for like $5-$7 for really good foot

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently I’m a high roller, the one’s I went to started at $20….

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to ones that cost $40/head

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

they do have some good stuff, though.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to ones that cost a small Georgian girl!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I haven’t seen the really cheap buffets in years…

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Vegas buffets are overrated. They’re neither particularly cheap nor particularly good.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s easy to say these things when you hate everything.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not true, I like beer.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You probably only like elitist niche microbrews.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

When HolmoePhobe says “beer” he really means “the blood of virgins”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

and by “blood”, he means… nevermind.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What TwistNHook said.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually look at Vegas as one of the best restaurant cities in the US (Probably 3rd – yes ahead of Chicago and LA) – just because all the national chefs have restaurants here.

On the other hand convincing a bachelor party that spending nights at Joel Rubechon, Bouchon, Olives or Daniel will get you into a Sports Guy mailbag.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I do love stopping by the Bouchon Bakery when I’m in Napa..

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Keller.

Bouchon does have one of the best breakfasts in Vegas. If you do make it there (it’s really understanded and in one of the towers in the Venetian – super hard to find) you have to try the salmon rilettes. If you like salmon.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Do what I do — get them really, really drunk and they’ll be down for anything.

The Maitre’d may not be happy, however.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe for the luxe ultra high end shit, but for everyday/decent food, I don’t think you can beat LA.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

True – and LA does have a lot of luxe ultra high end shit too.

But Vegas has deep fried oreos.

LA has K-town, Thaitown, the best Cantonese food in the world outside of Vancouver and the best mexican food outside of mexico. But I was thinking in terms of restaurants, not hole in the walls, taco stands or fast food burgers.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

So…LA canto food > Hong Kong?

by iVinshe on Jan 6, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a controversial position, but . . .sort of. . .?

I think for some things, HK will never be beat – roast pork, roast duck, perfect noodle shops

but dim sum . .. Mission 261 in San Gabriel is my favorite dim sum place in the world. IN THE WORLD.

Also, for cantonese banquet stuff, I really like NBC seafood and some places in vancouver.

It’s all splitting hairs. HK has a lot more high quality restaurants, but my favorites tend to be in north america.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s that controversial. Take the same population of chefs and workers as Hong Kong, Korea, China, etc., then move them to a place with better ingredients, and the food is naturally better.

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

LA has better Mexican food than anywhere in Mexico. Everyone knows that.

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I just came back from Mexico City. While I love my burritos and tacos, the Mexican food there was better.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, you were just in Mexico City? You visited it the week after they legalized gay marriage?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

...

You’ve got to be kidding me.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

HP calling Rishi gay? Now I’ve seen everything!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen a man swallow his own face?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing you’ve seen a man swallow some pretty impressive things!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I will admit. You were really good last night.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Team America reference, I think?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I once couldn’t get decent Guacamole in a major resort city. One place admitted they got their Guac from a can. yeow.

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I got probably the best guac I’ve ever had in my life there.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

pics or it didn’t happen

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I took a TON of pictures on the trip. I very well may have a photo of it.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Food is Mexico City is ridiculously awesome. Food from andom food carts on the side of the road in Mexico City is awesome.

Mmmmm Mexico City.

Also, it’s definitely arguable that San Diego has Mexican food that’s just as good as Mexican food in LA.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Tortas are so great… I love them.

I limited streetside food to lower risk of Montezuma’s Revenge, but it all looked amazing.

And SD does have some phenom Mexican food. But, shocker, I prefer the Mexican food here.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Chicken tacos from a cart on the Place de La Revolucion in Tijuana…not awesome

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Failure for not mentioning that SF can beat LA

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Success in noting that I said Vegas was the #3 restaurant city in the US (#1 being NYC and #2 being SF)

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

SF?!?!??! No WAY man. Just no freakin way. Just because something is Certified Fresh Local Organique Whole Grain Dolphin-Free doesn’t make it good food.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s a restaurant called Nopa that makes it good :)

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

But what county has the best food in CA?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Will your column be returning this offseason?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

shit, yeah

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

is that like

“hell, yeah”

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

sort of.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

When I say SF, I mean SF Bay Area. And this is really for restaurant purposes – LA would win out if we were talking about cart/street level food.

I’m the biggest LA booster around, but it’s difficult to argue with Gary Danko, cafe Zuni, Chez Paniesse, the Restaurant at the Four Seasons, Boulevard, Fluer de Lys . . .the list goes on.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I can agree with that…the Bay Area as a whole. But I dislike the SF food mantra intensely. It’s exactly the same food you can get in San Jose, except 25% more expensive because of ridiculous food practice laws and with a “Certified BS Organic” label on it.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

and rent. don’t forget rent.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, definitely talking SF Bay Area.

And I don’t give two shakes about “organic” or any of that junk, but for diversity of food and quality available, SF > LA

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re about the same. The food comes from the same place in about the same time, and the demographics are diverse enough to attract many different cuisines.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of LA, personally. Some of their restaurants are great, but I’m just not big on the city itself, so it probably downgrades their food in my mind. That and I don’t like paying $20 valet parking for dinner.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

right, and there is so much ample free parking in SF.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s called “public transportation”.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

…or alternatively, it’s called carpooling in LA.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

...

Yes.

No matter where and when, I’ve been able to find free parking within twenty minutes.

Or if I’m in a hurry, I don’t have to pay more than $8 for parking.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember this conversation.

I was on the LA side – SO much more parking in LA. It’s not even close.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like the button.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

lost me again.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Seinfeld.

The show began with a conversation about a button. And ends on such a note.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Brown Sugar Kitchen ;-)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, way not to stereotype. You must not have spent much time in SF.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone just bought a pack of dolphin-free strawberries at the Embarcadero “farmers market”…

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

SF (or Berkeley, for that matter) is not the stronghold of political correct, organic, Prius-driving, wine-sipping, tree-hugging ultra-left hippiedom that you seem to think it is. It’s strange that you’ve been in the area this long without realizing it.

You’re not going to get either the variety or the quality of food you get in SF/the Bay Area anywhere else in the United States except NYC and LA. That’s a fact.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

SF (or Berkeley, for that matter) is not the stronghold of political correct, organic, Prius-driving, wine-sipping, tree-hugging ultra-left hippiedom that you seem to think it is.

The treesitters were from Alabama?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, the treesitters are representative of the entire population of Berkeley. Just like the guys in deliverance represent the entire population of the Southern United States.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Is now the best time for a Hitler joke?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Really, Twist, you need to get over this.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

second'd!

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by CBKWit on Jan 6, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I honestly thought that was a funny reference joke. It referenced the events not only of yesterday/earlier today, but also referenced the fact that HolmoePhobe and Spazzy will often fight and so it would, in fact, NOT be the best time for a joke, because it would only make the situation worse. The math of it worked, but if people are going to be all “serious” then I’ll stop.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I honestly thought

That was your first mistake.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i liked it.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case, I’m never stopping. Ever.

I do it all for you, T-Bred.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So was this a joke?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If you didn’t laugh, then yes.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

OH ZHANG!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol’d… well, OK, I didn’t lol but I chuckled. I mean, not really, I actually just smiled. Only it was more of a smirk. But I thought it was funny! (Which, on second thought, probably isn’t a good thing.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a vegetarian you know. So he would have loved all that nutritious Berkeley bulgur burger stuff.

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Hence, everyone in Berkeley is a Nazi. /jonahgoldberg

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 7, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t even get me started on that fuckwit. I’d have failed an undergrad paper that stupid when I was a grad assistant. Maybe I’ll buy the book second hand, write a huge red F on the first page, and send it to him.

by DC Trojan on Jan 10, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha please do. I’m generally in favor of ignoring people I don’t like (‘cause suckas like Goldberg are a dime a dozen and really not worth validating through argument), but that’s just funny.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 10, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

When I say dozen, you know what I’m talking about, boyeeee

by DC Trojan on Jan 11, 2010 1:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, we agree.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

And as for food, if you take great ingredients from great chefs you get great food. I’d argue that California has better ingredients than the east coast, because produce comes quicker and better from the central valley than NYC.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

And as for food, if you take great ingredients from great chefs you get great food.

I agree with that. But for whatever reason, there are more great chefs and great restaurants (and also a greater variety of cuisines) in the Bay Area than almost anywhere else.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

right. But not more than LA…

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what the argument for that is other than that you think SF is overflowing with hippies.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

wat. It’s because SoCal and NorCal are both really diverse, have lot of wealth (ie money to spend on dinners out), and a lot of “foody” people. Nothing to do with hippies.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, SoCal is not LA.

LA may have rich foodies, but SoCal does not. San Diego has the rare good restaurant, but most people go out to Applebee’s.

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by AndBears on Jan 6, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s lots of good Mexi food all over Socal…

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

okay, true. But knowing where the good burritos are does not make you a foodie.

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by AndBears on Jan 6, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes you a Mexican

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

burritoes are food, no?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically, burritos aren’t even Mexican food. That s*** was invented in the US.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Burritos are a traditional food of Ciudad Juárez, a city in the northern Mexican state of Chihuahua, where people buy them at restaurants and roadside stands.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

True Mexican burritos are flat tortillas spread with a tomato sauce and baked. No cheese, no pepperoni, no ham & pineapple, none of that shit.

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by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No ham & pineapple? I’m out!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ham and Pineapple?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Burritos are a traditional food of Ciudad Juarez Los Angeles, where people buy them at the restaurants and roadside stands.

Rishi believes everything he buys

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I just quoted wikipedia.

I realise they’re not Mexican, given the lack of availability of them in FD

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

DF.

(you’re welcome)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m American.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Burritos are delicious, and I love them, and I don’t care where they’re from!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

word

They are fucking brilliant food. Whoever invented them was a genius. How awesome is it; you have all the major food groups packed together in one delicious, handy, and mobile package. So good.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

except for the major food group of beer, what you said

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Solution: have a nice cold montejo on the side.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

(It’s a type of Mexican beer)

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

“Waiter! There’s a toe in my Burrito!”

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny, because Spazzy made a typo.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I had a Dan Quayle moment

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You said that LA > SF because SF food is all organic/dolphin-free/etc. etc.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Spazzy really enjoys dolphin burgers, though.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I like making fun of SFites too.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so do I. But there are much more worthy targets, like hipsters or anyone who goes out in the Marina.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone who goes out in the Marina.

LOL WHAT A BUNCH OF FRAT BOY DOUCHES LOL I’M SO MUCH COOLER THAN THEM

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically, I AM a frat boy douche.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the Marina (not my #1 spot, though) and both my collars stay firmly down.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve been over this before, you’re a million times frattier than any of the ex-frat guys on CGB.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve been over this before, I’m still unaware how going out and drinking with a group of friends, instead of staying at home and playing video games on a Friday night, is “fratty”

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just call me royrules?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with that?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I made no mention of you spending your 21st birthday buzzed on a VR flying game.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LA > SF, LA not necessarily > Bay Area.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, I forgot about all the great restaurants in Pinole and Cupertino.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, the Bay Area does not have Oakland or San Jose or Fremont.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

None of which are exactly meccas of fine dining.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Chez Pa-whatnow?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And don’t forget Your Black Muslim Bakery.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

too bad it doesn’t exist anymore ;-)

Oh wait – no, it’s not too bad. Nevermind.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i was gonna say…

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there are some nice new spots opening over in tha Town.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

There are already established spots that rock.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

dude, you’re being like Rishi, except for restaurants

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch. That’s a low blow.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s so true though.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In a study posted on the internet, blind taste testers couldn’t tell the difference between burgers made out of kobe beef and mcdonalds; therefore, all fine dining is for suckers.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a legitimate argument. If all beef tasted the same (and had equal health effects), there would be no reason to pay for more expensive beef.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a sucker for buying expensive food then.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if your premise is accurate, which it is not.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

“Waiter, do you mean to tell me these are white onions and not shallots?!?!?!”

*storms out *

/hp

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree. I think the restaurants in the East Bay are generally on par in terms of quality and a better value than the ones in SF.

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. The swankiest of the swank might be better in SF, but those places are a once-a-year endeavor for me, so….I really don’t care.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

IN N OUT IN N OWWWWWWWUT

IT’S WHAT HAMBURGER’S
ALL ABOUT

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Tommy’s destroys all other burgers.
(course that’s really chili burger)

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Tommy’s also destroys digestive systems. (I do love them though)

Most underrated LA food that no one knows about – from Glendale through the East San Gabriel Valley (so down the 10/210 corridor) there are burger restaurants run by Armenians.

I don’t know what they do, but they – collectively, make awesome awesome burgers. The one in the town next to where I grew up was called Bravo Burger.

This is blasphemy, but if I had a choice, I’d choose Bravo Burger over In N Out.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gasp! You are hereby shunned.

but I’ll keep an eye out for the Bravo

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re not all named Bravo. It’s not a chain – it’s just there’s one in San Gabriel, one in Glendora, one in San Dimas, one in Azuza – all with similar, but not hte same menus. And all Aremenian owned.

Also, Burger Continental in Pasadena on Lake is owned by Armenians.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you been to Carney’s? There’s one on Sunset and one on Ventura. Better than Tommy’s, I gotta tell ya.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You think we don’t have farms over here?

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

But not that many recipes call for tobacco.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 7, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s Virginia. Maryland has to have farms so that there are side dishes for crabs.

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they call for tomacco?

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by BearStage on Jan 7, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, and I take it from the quotation marks that you think the concept of a farmers’ market is somehow illegitimate?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Certainly not, but the one at Embarcadero is.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

What about the one near J-Town?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

As an addendum, maybe, MAYBE you could qualify the Bay Area as a whole having better food than LA, but in general, I’ve been a lot happier with the food scene in LA than SF.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

who’s 2nd?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The first weekend of March Madness is probably their 2nd or 3rd biggest weekend of the year (Super Bowl and Chinese New Year are the other two) My old boss was complaining because he was going 20 years ago – before it became an event weekend in Vegas, now prices go up 50% for that weekend.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Insane, which is awesome.

But if you want primo viewing spots, you need to get there early.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Basketball bores me, I’m sure we’ll be doing other things.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

What about naked women? Do they bore you?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

The ATO called me about BBall tickets, and hanging out here has given me a fair amount of knowledge about the team so I chatted about the team for a few minutes and probably sounded like a sure sale before admitting that I don’t care for basketball.

That said, can I get some pancakes, LP?

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So you were Giovanni Ribisi in Boiler Room?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for the reference. I liked that movie.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Read about Jordan Belfort then. Its based off of his shit.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You want some grapes?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

nope, just pancakes.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Bitches.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Most people here are too cool to go to the clubs in Vegas, but if you want help, lemme know.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re the first person I thought of as a clubbing resource. Your legacy is assured.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

<3

Seriously, Vegas can be done cheap if you’re smart about it.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys remember how I said CGB takes a while to load? Well I used a Firefox extension called Firebug to see what part of the website is loading the slowest.

And coming in at 43 seconds (which is a lot for the internet speed I have) is a javascript file called tweetcount.js which is being loaded from http://widgets.backtype.com. There are a couple more times this file is loaded each in the 20s range. In fact this widgets.backtype.com website loads everything in the seconds range. I believe this is the website that counts how many times your posts have been tweeted and allows you to RT, etc. It’s annoying.

Basically it takes a while to load all the main content and then waits an eternity to load the right navigation with the fanposts.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

ad blocker plus speeds things up nicely.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I use adblock plus at home which is why I never notice it, but at work I can’t

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

work wants you to work? weird.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I can.. but I shouldn’t…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe try NoScript?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

a javascript file called tweetcount.js

So it’s you that’s been slowing down CGB!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

YO reviews QB:

MOVING FORWARD: Riley certainly will need to improve or he may get challenged by Beau Sweeney during spring practice. Jeff Tedford hasn’t said yet whether he will open the quarterback position back up, but I would say it’s a safe bet based on what he’s done in recent years. But whoever is at quarterback still will need help from improved pass protection and better play from the receivers.

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by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

Granted, Sweeney may challenge Riley but what are the odds that he wins the competition? Mansion seems to be a no-show. Bridgeford didn’t get any meaningful reps with the scout team. And now the news is that Hinder is more of a developmental project rather than someone who would push for meaningful playing time right away.

I think Riley is the only realistic choice for Tedford, good or bad as it may be. Given that, I see either Mansion or Bridgeford transferring before next season.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno about transfers…These guys come in knowing the competition levels and #s we have on the depth chart. Mansion’s starting to get a little old, and I’m sure he and his parents know the value of a Cal degree (and he seems to be always be in it during locker room photos — as subjective and meaningless as that may be)

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the deal with Mansion anyway? He was supposed to be a pretty highly touted recruit, right? He certainly has one of the best QB/porn star names I’ve ever heard. So, has the Party Yacht sailed on him then? Did he just never develop? Does anyone have any inside insight on what happened with him?

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

He was recruited for the Dunbar Spread year and was a Spread guy. We dont do spread. Whoops!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

it also seems that Hinder is a spread guy.

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by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

So all that nonsense about not having the personnel for spread was nonsense?!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I know that knowledge/familiarity with an offensive scheme helps a lot, but so what if he’s a “spread guy”? Unless he’s a dummy, you’d think that after a couple of years of practicing and learning the Tedford offense, a competent QB could get a feel for it, right?

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

No idea. But if a spread guy with 2 years of experience playing the pro style was competing against a guy with like 10+ years, that might hinder him. It might even Austin Hinder him!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Almost all HS in Texas run a spread scheme. He was recruited as a QB, not to a certain system. You learn the system.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I learn the system? FUCK!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I read a quote from him that after not getting the starting nod he let it get to him a little and that let Sweeney pass him up. Hopefully he recovers from it.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

He wasn’t any more highly touted than the other guys on our roster

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

At the Coaches’ Tour in Sacramento during the summer of 2008, someone asked Tedford about Mansion and Tedford said, “Brock is the future of the program.” Based on that, I was expecting him to pass Riley.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Marshall told me Sweeney was the future at Fan Day. Silly coaches, giving fans false hope…

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Daft told me Wertenberger (sp?) was the future at Picnic Day. Silly coaches, giving fans false hope…

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by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Carp told me he was the future at a game. Damn carp!

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be awesome
  1. is the hottest QB on the roster.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you and Rishi stay up all night doing each others fingernails and sorting through the roster based on hotness?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, that was supposed to read No. 14 is the hottest QB on the roster.

Anyhoo, Rishi has a AreYouHot? ranking for the Cal football team too? Riley totally got a HE’S HOT from my GFs on facebook. I had him as my profile pic and I got mad comments asking who the hot guy on my profile pic was.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Were you in that photo, too, or was it just Riley?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Just Riley. It was my tribute to the season opener in Sep, figuring that Riley was to have been the key to our season.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, my wife doesn’t care for Riley. Mansion used to be hot but I’m told he’s lost it this past year.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Your wife sounds like a bandwagon Cal fan

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

We were both students during the Holmoe-era. That term can never apply to us :)

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean bandwagon in terms of ‘this is exactly the Cal fan’s perspective of the QB position ’

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

“Hot” as in good quarterback? Or “hot” as in “hot”?

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

at this point, both haha.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he has a fever?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, Peggy Lee.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick, get a blind girl!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The BSU cowbell girl will do

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This joke has taken a turn for the royrules22.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, CalBear81, these days the term “hot” is used colloquially in place of the word “attractive”.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 6, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Royrules strikes again.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve become a meme! I’m famous!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

To the point where I find myself wondering if you deliberately say obtuse things just to increase your meme-ability!

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s one way of looking at it

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m honestly not sure he’s self-aware yet.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is royrules a robot sent back in time to bore us all?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Have her check out Ryan Wertenberger during the E.Wash game when Isi Sofele scored the TD.

No. 14 congratulates him.. and all the chicks in my apartment were all like who’s THAT hot MFer?

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

all the chicks

So sexist.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

true

there was at least one gay guy who also agreed

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

So, your apartment had at least 1 “chick” and a gay guy. Sounds like a part-ay!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Was the chick really you in a wig?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Weave, honey. It’s a weave.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

dude…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

privacy violation!

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by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

May I watch the 2010 season with you?!

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

haha sure

though you will find it maddeningly frustrating given that my GFs don’t really understand what’s going on and we sorta just chat while the game’s on.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

so its like being in the student section.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

i find no problem with that assuming your group does what i imagine all groups of women do — play strip poker and pillow fight in their undies

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the Cinemax tells me so!

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ya and then we break out the stripper pole and tug each other’s ponytails.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So essentially, it’s a BYU soccer game?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No, because the BYU players deserve it.

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

man, this sounds so much better than my Popeyes and Fat Guys gameday parties

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, anywhere Gerard Butler is likely to be, I’m there!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

go on…

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

the mrs. can’t keep her eyes of #4 to notice who the QB is.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, big Chris Little fan, eh?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude’s on his twitter 24-7, must be a social guy =P

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m more partial to QBs in the NFL. Top five is probably Tom Brady, Matt Leinart, Kyle Boller, David Carr, and Brady Quinn.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one is the dreamiest?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude Mark Sanchez is CLEARLY the hottest QB in the NFL. Then Tom Brady at #2. Tony Romo at No 3. Then Leinart. Then Kyle Boller.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You forgot someone

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

sorry

I love AR and all, but he is not a very good-looking man.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Several ladies I know disagree.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Me.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

All Bears are beautiful.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

not true. have you seen the OLine?

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re the smartest guys on our team! That has to count for something!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought the smartest guy on our team was the Prophet? Alex Mack no longer counts.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Boscovich taught a seminar for grad students pursuing a masters in nuclear engineering a few weeks ago.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

okay but what was the topic?

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How to build a flux capacitator?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How Not to Block.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s mean dude.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, but i was going to make the same joke.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet he can block better than you can!

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a wicked swim move.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s a technique for getting past blockers, btw.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Seeing as that has nothing to do with blocking… I can see why you suck at blocking.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

::Picard facepalm::

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumbass.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, did Tosh Lupoi teach you this….

while you watched him bang your wife?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

:’)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

did he really?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

His CalBears.com bio says he’s a law student.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Mack was a hawt piece of ace

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Jan 6, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i tried to have a crush on him once. impossible.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

this

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

seconded

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m increasingly straight.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no way Sanche is hotter than Brady.

Boller has such a dreamy smile, it elevates him. And Leinart has a jawline to die for.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I posit that Sanchez’s smile can kick anyone’s butt all day long. And have you seen him in his Baywatch-esque photo shoot. McDreamy.

Also, Brady suffers from soundling really really boring and kinda dumb whenever he talks.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No bulge.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally prefer Boller’s shy smile to Sanchez’ “This is why I’m hot” smile.

But that’s just personal preference.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez has all these funny misplaced moles you can see in HD

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Jets games aren’t good enough to warrant HD

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t want to see the playoffs in HD?

OH SNAP

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Bengals will win anyway.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

America can only hope.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Pats, Bengals, Packers, Iggles

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope the Pats and Ravens both lose. In hell.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re an angry person…

The Jets just don’t deserve to win, given how magically they backed up into this. I would have much rather seen the Texans here.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhhh yes this. I would have LOVED to see the Texans in the playoffs, I really like that team. Just think how much better they’ll be when Owen Daniels is healthy. I think they’ll make the playoffs next year.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They need this thing called a “defense”.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ll get there. Again, I think they’ll make the playoffs – I don’t how far they’ll get. I’m proud of them for finally earning their first winning season. That was pretty sweet.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, they need a QB without fumbilitis

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing you mean RB?

Yeah, they need a running game – it’s impressive how much Schaub was able to do with a weak running game and nobody good to throw to except Johnson.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe he’s just a Raiders fan who’s pissed because both those teams SCREWED US out of Super Bowls.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

um, i think i win cuz im the only female in this argument.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a female, and I declare your argument Sanchez.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you never discussed girls with your non-homosexual guy friends?

PS, I’m not sure what part of “personal preference” translates to an argument in your world.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

::John Madden voice:: Here’s a guy who takes things way too seriously

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You can never take your dashing QBs too seriously!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yes but the guy’s get to win in the end cuz at the end of the day it’s all theoretical for me and i WOULD kick megan fox, leighton meester, taylor swift, etc out of bet. although i guess you can argue that it’s all theoretical for my guy friends too.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED

For saying bad things about Megan Fox

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you have a thing for nose jobs and fake lips and probably fake tits in the very near future?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He ideal woman is 4’6" and emaciated and a man.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Why must you say bad things about Priyanka Chopra? :(

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If we were to discuss the relative merits of female attractiveness, would your gender preclude your voice from mattering?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

continue to scroll down the thread for my response. ultimately because i do not have any real stake in the relative merits of one female’s attractiveness over another, then my opinion SHOULD matter less. For example, we can allow other countries tell us not to re-elect W and argue for that position, but we ultimately won’t let them vote.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record, I wasn’t telling you NOT to bang Mark Sanchez, should the opportunity arise to increase cougar credentials.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh… unfort Marky wouldn’t help in my aim for proper Cougar Status. He neither violates /2+7 nor is he 19 or younger. Damn 23y/o kid is too old.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This is most unfortunate.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, then I’m going to have to tell him sorry you won’t bang him. :(

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

heaven forbid a guy take that stance… all of a sudden he’s a creep, but when a woman does it, it’s ok. sad…

obvi, not taking a swing at you, since1997, just commenting on societal norms.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked this point better when it was made with women watching Twilight.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

well i did date a guy almost 20 years older than me. and despite the fact that i knew he was likely high fiving all his homies that he was seeing a 20-something, it didn’t creep me out.

i’m just saying, social norms are bull shit :)

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

A 26 year old friend of mine is dating a 46 year old.

It makes me shudder.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to think the same thing

Now as I approach my late 30’s, the idea gets more and more attractive.

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 7, 2010 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Being on the higher end of this is always better.

Not so much on the lower end. Unless the older partners buys you stuff.

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by Rishi on Jan 7, 2010 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

true story: guys high five homies when they’re getting action no matter her age.

unless it’s illegal then we’ll at least frown at him.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

(no we won’t)

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

While secretly high-fiving him?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

especially if she’s hot. then maybe all 10

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont get the obsession with Brady’s hair. Its OK. I guess.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they stay up all night not understanding how SBNation formatting works.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

well that was mean :(

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

This thread has taken a turn for the HolmoePhobe

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, not like you make any mistakes ever.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine generally don’t involve revealing my homosexuality to a bunch of strangers on the internet.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Then to whom have you revealed your homosexuality?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

And what a night that was!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

And you keep your homosexuality a secret?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It seemed like an unusually decisive thing for Tedford to say.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless Mansion really steps it up, I expect it to be a competition between Riley and Sweeney. I don’t expect Bridgford to be a factor (especially given the injury this season that kept him from scout team reps) and I’d be shocked if Hinder didn’t redshirt.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

That Hinder redshirts is almost a certainty. Bridgeford isn’t really a factor. So Sweeney and Riley. What keeps Mansion here? A Cal education? Not likely. He has two years left where he could do well at a WAC-type school.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

If Mansion were to transfer to another FBS school, he’d have to sit out a year and have only one more year of eligibility left. He already burned his redshirt year. The only way he could play 2 years is if he transferred to a FCS school or Division II.

What keeps him at Cal? Well, that. And maybe he likes it at Cal. And perhaps he’s a competitor who thinks he can win the job. I’d like to think he has that mentality.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of, I think Corp is leaving USC.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe he has 3 years of eligibility left (giving him two years at a FBS school), no?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno why we’re all assuming Mansion isn’t a factor in his senior year… We heard one report from midseason that Sweeney took over th #2 spot, and that’s it.

And yes, the Cal education is a big draw for the players (and ESPECIALLY the parents)

Also, he only has 1 year in a FBS school if he transfers RIGHT NOW

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt Bridgford transfers, he’s coming off a should injury.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you for pointing out today’s edition of fail. :)

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

you should enjoy a bottle of win as a result.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys, I have an idea!

Let’s all speculate endlessly about QBs who we’ve never seen play! Doesn’t that sound like fun??

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes...

Hence why everyone is doing it.

You’re such a grinch.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you just call me a bitch?!

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he implied you have lupus. Also crabs.

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Between vacation and work, its been hard to spend time in the DBDs, I’ve been tracking the FanPosts and Recruiting Threads.

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

hey I just linked the boring end-of-the-year type reviews!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Replacing Bob Gregory with.......Justin Wilcox

Not sure if anybody remembers who Justin Wilcox is, but he was a linebacker coach at Cal under Tedford who went on to become the defensive coordinator at Boise State. Judging by his team’s performance this year, I think he’s done a great job coaching up that defense and building solid players.

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

Cal would need to find:

1. Money to buy out Gregory
2. Enough money to get Wilcox out of BSU.

But he seem to do a great job of keeping an offense guessing.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe Petersen has been complaining about not being able to pay his assistants

All this said, Wilcox did learn under Gregory… hehe

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

FYI, Gregory already makes more than Wilcox

2009 numbers:
Wilcox makes $224,466 per year with maximum bonus income of just over $28K.
Gregory makes $241,320 per year with a maximum bonus of just over $59K

Source

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but...

I bet Wilcox makes a lot more than Gregory when you adjust for cost-of-living, Boise vs. Bay Area

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I for one would like to see Cal have competitive salaries for their Asst. Coaches. I don’t think it’s going to happen though. Cal will continue to get the types that fit the budget rather than the highest qualified.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

USA Today reports that Gregory’s contract expires after this year. He made 241k/yr.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2009-coaches-contracts-database.htm

As T-bred said, does he represent a significant change over Gregory?

What about Ron Rivera or Ron English?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha. I think we just posted the same thing.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Ron English is the HC at Eastern Michigan.
I don’t see why Ron Rivera would leave being a DC with the San Diego Chargers when he’s a rising star headed for an NFL HC job.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

yes but English’s salary is low for a HC (300k/yr) and anyone with half a brain would want to get out of Michigan.

Good point on Rivera tho.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s not leaving a HC job after year two unless it’s another horrible season

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the biggest thing is that Wilcox runs a base 4-3 if i’m not mistaken, and we’ll be looking for a 3-4 coordinator, I’m guessing

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

stop using logic.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Are the two defensive schemes really so complicated and different that a coach couldn’t prepare and teach players how to properly execute a slightly different one? 3-4 vs. 4-3 is essentially one additional LB instead of DL, right? I know there are nuances and subtleties as to what each player is supposed to do, but I don’t see why a good DC couldn’t either adapt his players to his scheme, or adapt his scheme to his players.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I would imagine that if we were only looking for coordinators who use the 3-4, then we’d be severly limiting ourselves and overlooking some great talent out there.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s how I feel too.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

One could also argue to run a 3-4 you need both fantastic NT and rushing OLB’s. Does Cal have that moving forward? I think the NT position looks a little thin, no? It seems to me Cal has several 4-3 DT types.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think we’re thin there. I thought the Hill/Payne/Tipoti did a good job…. rushing OLBs, that’s another story

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

C-Mart!!!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

also Kaufisi was Scout Team D Player of the Year, no? I’m expecting good thigns

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Deandre Coleman supposed to be a NT? 6’6 309lbs?

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah that would work!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Deandre Coleman and Ken Kaufusi are supposed to be competing for the starting NT spot this upcoming season.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Kaufisi’s competing for the platoon, as Tipoti/Payne/Hill are all still ahead of him

I think Coleman is competing to replace Alualu, which may be an easier task

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot that Hill will still just be a senior and Payne a sophomore. With Tipoti and Kaufusi…..we almost have to move Coleman to DE.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m under the impression he’s been practicing as a SSDE all year

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s just going to be a massive DE, like Alualu.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s more massive than Alualu

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s actually got the size of a left tackle!

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He did play OT in high school. It’d be fun to just watch him collapse the edge of the o-line with that size, though.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how Ragland is progressing. Now that’s a 6’8" nightmare.

Tepper was 6’6-6’7

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone started on a depth chart for next year?

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, has anyone from CGB starting working on drafting up a depth chart for next year.

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking the line will be

Schwartz-MSG-Guarnero-Schwenke/Cheadle-?!?!?

dunno, though. we’ll get more info after spring practices

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Edwards/DeMartinis??

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Edwards. Good thinking.

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not horribly impressed by the OT options after Schwartz, if Arie K picks Cal, he is also a candidate for early PT.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Ragland?

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

We haven’t seen them play much (nothing besides the various snaps Edwards gotten the last two years), so I can’t make that judgment

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

what about Tyler Rigsbee (grigsbee?)?

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by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

he’ll probably be in the competition as well.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe he’s a SSDE, but I could easiliy be mistaken

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re right – generally the DEs in the 3-4 are supposed to be massive, whereas the NT is supposed to be freakishly strong and wide.

by Shadwhand on Jan 6, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

but it’s nice to have a player like that where he’s big enough to line up at NT for certain packages. Alualu did this from time to time.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

heh, so roster stats should list height, weight, and width?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

well, NFL scouting reports analyze ‘bubble’ so go figure….

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

True, I’m not saying it’s a dealbreark, just that we’d be looking at similarly qualified 3-4 guys as well (and probably a lot of NFL assistants)

Bob Gregory hasn’t lost his job yet either

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

will the next DC be one Tosh Lupoi? Is my marriage in jeopardy?

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by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

dunno but don’t think so

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, what would be the point of having a 4-3 guy learn your new system and such (granted, Bob Gregory learned it under LaBeau, but he was under contract) when a 3-4 is available?

I’m thinking in terms of recruits. If we weren’t running a 3-4 this year, I doubt we’d be in the running for all the top-notch LBs we got in this class.

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Because, scheme notwithstanding, a good coach is a good coach?

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

On a case-by-case basis, yes. But it’s not like you or I could expound on who is and isn’t at this point. We don’t have daily interactions with anybody.

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

sure

All things being equal, I think we would probably prefer a coach who has experience running a 3-4 since that’s our scheme and that’s what we’ve recruited for. I was just making the point that all things usually aren’t equal, and that if we can land a great coach (not even Wilcox necessarily, because as you said, we’re not intimately familiar with any of these guys), the scheme shouldn’t necessarily be the most important thing.

Though this is all kind of moot anyway because there’s no indication that we’re parting ways with Gregory anyway.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I completely agree with you here

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, what would be the point of having a 4-3 guy learn your new system and such (granted, Bob Gregory learned it under LaBeau, but he was under contract) when a 3-4 is available?

The 4-3 guy could have other qualities that make him a better coach?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

umm sure? so could a 3-4 guy?

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

…which has nothing to do with your original question.

    Well, what would be the point of having a 4-3 guy learn your new system and such (granted, Bob Gregory learned it under LaBeau, but he was under contract) when a 3-4 is available?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

what other qualities would a 4-3 coach have (by nature of being a 4-3 coach) that a 3-4 coach wouldn’t have?

It’s a coach-by-coach thing you’re talking about, entirely unrelated to whether he runs a base 3-4 or 4-3

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

It’s a coach by coach thing. That’s our whole point. So if we find a great coach (for whatever reasons) who happens to run a 4-3, we shouldn’t rule him out just because there are 3-4 coaches available.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry if I confused you guys, but I completely agree with this. As you said earlier, all things being equal – we’d take 3-4 over a 4-3, but that is never the case i imagine

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…so?

You said that there’s no point in having a 4-3 guy learn your system if a 3-4 guy is available. But if the 4-3 guy is a better coach overall, then it’s worth having him learn your system.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we got a little confused here because, yes, I believe we take the best coach we can get overall, but I just think there will be good 3-4 guys available too. Also, I don’t think there is some hierarchy of coaches that just lists them from 1-999 (which seems pretty stupid).. there’s all sorts of issues of fit, style, etc that JT will look into through interviews

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Ron English leaving a head coaching job to become a coordinator again is as likely as Priyanka Chopra showing up at my desk, asking for me to help her adjust her dress.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Why? That wouldn’t happen?

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Only when I’m sick :(

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you prefer Amitabh Bachchan showing up at your desk, asking for you to help him adjust his belt?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

If by “adjust his belt”, you mean “run his money and bang his daughter-in-law”, then sure!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I mean that you <3 cock.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re really close to exeeding your limit per day.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

My limit per day is 1?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t we round up to the nearest cock?

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

What if he B> cock?

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I think one of Wilcox’s draws, rumor has it, is that he’s an excellent Sacramento recruiter

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Being an Oregon alum, you would think that if he came to Cal, he’d be able to help steer top recruits away from Oregon and towards Cal.

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by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Something like that, although Oregon really hasn’t been that great at recruiting except for what they could get this year… They do take a fair amount of NorCal guys, but they’re not always also sought by Cal

(first to mention Diante Jackson gets a dick punch)

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe Diante Jackson is still a member of CGB…

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by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we talked about this in the Fiesta Bowl open thread….

I think he’ll be our obvious target if BG doesn’t get some juice going next year

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

grrr i hate dilemmas.

So I got the call from Colorado Shakespeare Festival, and they want me to come back for next season – which is great, of course! Problem is, my friend is getting married (here in the East Bay) in July, and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be opening weekend of one of the shows. Couple this with the fact that I’m supposed to be in the wedding, as one of the groomsmen… and I don’t know if I can take the gig. If they’d let me leave for a few days, great, but opening weekend of a show? Doubtful. >>sigh<<

Guess I’ll just have to let them know and see what they say….

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

Is that festival in Telluride?

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Boulder.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

How good are the parts they are offering you?

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

^^this.

If you’re Hamlet, jump on it. Llago, borderline. The chick with the head of a Donkey in Midsummer Night’s Dream, forget it.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

(It’s a

guy
with the head of an Ass. A guy called Bottom.)

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that failed.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Pulled a TwistNHook on that one, eh?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t that big of a fail.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

however, I am genuinely interested in what you originally had to say…

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Then I’ll try again: The person with the head of an Ass in Midsummer Night’s Dream is a man — named Bottom. (Shakespeare wasn’t nearly as highbrow as people think.)

Bottom is actually a really good part for someone who can pull off broad comedy. But whether it’s worth missing your wedding for probably depends on how your fiancee is likely to react. But I agree about Hamlet (or Macbeth or Richard III) — if your financee didn’t understand having to change wedding plans for those parts, she shouldn’t be marrying an actor.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I don’t really know shakespeare that well. It’s been too many years since I saw The Compleat Works Of William Shakespeare, Abridged.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The Reduced Shakespeare Company is awesome. I caught two of their shows when I was in London and one in SF when they were in town.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

BRILLIANT show. We did it as CSF last season (i wasn’t in it) and it was just hilarious.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Question: let’s say I want to see that play, somewhere in the Bay Area. How does one actively search for a particular play, and when it might be in town, other than randomly chancing upon it in an “Events” section of a paper/website?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard from friends about it…

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

http://montalvoarts.org/events/shakespeare/
(complete works[abridged], 2/4/10, 7:30pm – in saratoga)

If you ever see Theater Bay Area magazine, there are always a ton of listings in the back of plays all over the Bay, so that’s a good place to start. In general, though – I’m not really sure. I just hit google for Complete Works link. There’s always so much theatre going on in the Bay Area, it really would begreat if there were a one-stop place to find it all. If there is, though, I don’t know of it.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not MY wedding – I’m just a groomsman. Yeah, I would definitely hope my future fiancee(wherever she is out there) would be more understanding LOL :)

and hell, I might miss my own wedding if I got to play Bottom. That role is just 10 kinds of fun.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Must not…make…obvious…comment…

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha :D

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw the best production of Dream that I’ve ever seen at Ashland last summer. I’ve seen that play so many times that I get kind of bored with it, and almost went to another play instead. But this one was like seeing it brand new. Puck and the fairies were played as flamboyantly gay, and it worked amazingly well. The audience went crazy for it.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s awesome – they always do such great work up there! I wanted to see this season, they had some great offerings. Maybe one day i’ll get the stones to actually audition up there :)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Ashland is awesome. And one of my best friends from Cal lives in Ashland, so it makes for a relatively inexpensive vacation every summer. You should audition up there. What have you got to lose? (Except a blow to your ego, of course. But that’s part of the deal in being an actor, right?)

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A painful part of the deal, yes.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I don’t know how you guys do it. I know I couldn’t.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not genuinely interested, but I will pretend to care!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist, not interested in a guy with the head of an Ass? How is this possible?

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Not huge, but commensurate with what I expected them to offer me. It’s tough because sometimes it’s better to have smaller parts with a well-known company than to have big parts with a smaller company…

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it sounds like it’s one of those, sit down with your financee and talk it out, times.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a groomsman…

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Note that Bearstage isn’t actually the one getting married.

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by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed that. Okay. Blow off the wedding.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless there’s an open bar.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it sounds like it’s one of those, sit down and ask your e-friends on CGB, times.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

if only I had thought to do that! :)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Flag’d for being a thespian. Not to be confused with a thesbian (NSFW?).

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by carp on Jan 6, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Thus is the problem of a creative person in a creative industry. This wont be the end of it. If you are going to try to be an actor, you are going to run into this problem often.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, we lawyers suffer from the same problem. Ah, the life of an artiste!

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I havent missed a wedding due to my job. I didnt miss the 2008 OSU game, but that wasnt the worst thing ever. Although, tbf, that game was the worst thing ever.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I didnt miss the 2008 OSU game, but that wasnt the worst thing ever. Although, tbf, that game was the worst thing ever.

So you’re saying that you did not not drive up to Corvallis for this game?

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Im saying that Im an idiot and a failure.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Why does this need to be explictly stated?

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my wife’s and my good friends from law school missed our wedding because a trial of hers went longer than expected and the judge denied her request to recess early on Friday to allow her to make her flight to Ohio. It struck me as unreasonable of the judge at the time, but now I can respect the view that it’s better to inconvenience the lawyers than the jurors.

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

^^^^^this

yep… i know. and it’s one of the worst things about the job.

It’s happened before – I’ve had to miss a friend’s wedding before because I had a show. I suppose it’s just a question of how strong a friend the person is. This guy’s a really good friend of mine… and it means a lot that he asked me to be a groomsman, you know?

Well, if I decide not to go to Colorado, I can always audition for Marin Shakespeare Company. They’re local(obvi), and their shows tend to start later in the summer… no guarantee I’ll be cast, but it’s worth a shot. Plus, I can keep my other job for the summer, so I don’t have to go broke on actor money.

Choices… oy.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If this is a really good opportunity for you, would your really good friend want you to give it up for a one-day event?

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t they have an understudy who can cover you that one night?

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s basically what I’m trying to find out, yeah. Opening weekend is just tough because it’s opening weekend. That’s basically what they hire you for, that’s when all the critics come, etc.

We’ll see.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously…it’s not THAT hard being a groomsman.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

If he’s not there, who else will bang the second most attractive bridesmaid?!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi makes a strong argument. Too bad there’s no chance of bridesmaid action (for previously stated reasons)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I’d have to be away for the whole opening weekend basically. Flying out to CA, being there the day before the wedding, the day of the wedding, then flying back to CO. That… might not go over so well with CSF.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think it’s more that he wants his closest friends by his side at his wedding. Not that he’s TRYING to make me choose – that’s just when they happened to choose the wedding date.

I’m sure he’d understand either way…

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I get that. But have you considered that he actually might not want you to give up an important opportunity? That we might feel bad if you did? If the situation were reversed, would you want you friend to give up such an opportunity to be at your wedding?

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I see what you’re saying. He definitely wants me to do what’s best for my career, of course – so he’d understand. He asked me to be in the wedding back in November.

It’s basically a decision that I have to make – trying to keep my best interests in mind…

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wedding are overrated. Does your friend really care that much?!?

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

^^I agree totally. Maybe 100 years ago, when weddings meant something, I’d have another view.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Weddings are sad moments in life.

Unless they have an open bar.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Good. A dry wedding is an empty wedding.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I fear to tell you the alcoholic details of my wedding.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs TwistNHeil is dry too?!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but she doesnt often like to drink, because she thinks alcohol has a lot of calories in it.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But no alcohol at her wedding?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I wasnt invited.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Then who wore the wig and played the part of Mrs TNH?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Max Zhang

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If the last wedding I went to hadn’t had alcohol, it would have had 100% less of me making out with the groom’s sister. Hooray for alcohol!

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Do realise by not being a groomsman, you are throwing away a nice opportunity to tap some bridesmaids.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But does he realize?

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by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, ask him.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The good news is, I do totally realize.

The bad news is that while I don’t have the official list of bridesmaids, I pretty much know who they’re going to be, and they’re all people I already know. So, no makeouts (or more than makeouts) would be forthcoming. This is the problem with two people in the same circle of friends getting married.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Get access to the plus-one lists, scan for names you don’t recognise, eliminate girls from ethnicities you dislike (like Devika Prasad — but I’ll hit that), see who is bringing them, then profit

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

dude you’re like the Obibun of this forum.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You take that back! I don’t think I can ever sink to such depths.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol actually I take it back, but I won’t say why, because it’s mean and has to do with him actually having a lot of sex (with women).

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t go all FngrBang on me here.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be honest I pretty much never read anything he says.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s a pretty apt comparison then.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

wat comparison

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. To be honest, I’m kinda over this argument.

Wanna stop being cliquey and hang out with everyone else?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Explain for us non-internetz ppl

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re referencing the TribalWar forums.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but why do Rishi and Mcgee randomly know it and its posters

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Because despite their efforts to suggest otherwise, they, like most CGBers, spend way too much time on the internets?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, there wasn’t some big story about it or anything… it’s just a highly-visited corner of the webz?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a forum I visit every now and then.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

…but if they’re plus-1, doesn’t that mean they’re bringing someone with them?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching you and Rishi interact is awesome.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s painful, isn’t it? :-)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

An actor who can make math jokes. What is the world coming to?

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s what I get for being a chem/bio double major in my first 3-4 years of college.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but when should that stop you?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

umm… always?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ours did. Even the Mexican wedding downstairs enjoyed it!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

for the record, the Narok-Bears wedding had an open bar. we didn’t call it our wedding as much as ‘our big party’

Ragnarok: Great Man or Greatest Man?

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Please describe the open bar.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Granite countertops, narrow width.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Now please describe what was placed on top of these.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Top Shelf 7-up and Diet Cherry Coke

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And milk

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw that, I need straight shots of sugar.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Napkins. Delightful flowers.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

the Narok-Bears wedding

Star Trek marriage FTW?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of, I read in the paper this weekend that there’s a Star Trek convention in SF in January. Both Kirk and Picard will be there.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, what?

I’m so there!! Not so much to meet the actors (well except Patrick Stewart, for Shakesperean reasons), but for the fun of a convention! I haven’t been to one in years!!

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.creationent.com/cal/stsan.htm

ok CalBear81, I’ll see you there haha :)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree. Maybe he’ll have another one in a few years and you can go to that one?

Goin' balls deep with Cal since 1972!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

good god, I hope not!!

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

Bama FotW

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

Anybody have access to Rivals?

Does this article say anything new?

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/barrier_noentry.asp?ReturnTo=&sid=&script=content.asp&cid=1036641&fid=&tid=&mid=&rid=

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Chris Martin quote
“Cal is where I want to be. Cal is my home. It’s a great education. It’s the No. 1 public school in the country. You can’t beat it,” Martin said. “The environment and everything they have there, the facilities will knock your head off and they’re renovating them. We’re going to have an awesome facility. It’s going to be the place to be in a few years and I want to be a part of that – rebuilding the program to where its supposed to be, which is BCS bowls and National Championships.”

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I love this kid already.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m starting to have a little man crush on this guy.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, if he can repeat that to the other recruits at the Army All-America game!

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Covaugh Deboskie talked like that before he came here too, which is why I still have a man-crush on him!

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

that

…And the fact that his very name has Oski in it.

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot about that! Awesome :)

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Article says:

All 4 LBs coming in (Martin, Whiteside, Forbes, Wilkerson) are studs and has great quotes from Martin, Whiteside, Forbes (all seem fully committed and locks to sign in a month)

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I would bet at least one of these guys plays as a true freshman.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Martin is as close to a lock for early PT as any recruit since DJax

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing two-three actually play (Martin, Whiteside, maybe the ILB with the better camp0 and one starts

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you just blockquote something from behind a paywall?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

HE SAID IT HE SAID IT

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you take that from behind the paywall or another source?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Note I never requested a blockquote, I just asked if it said anything new.

The compensation provided under [Jeff Tedford's] contract is funded exclusively from athletic department revenues and private fundraising and no State or general campus funds are used in this arrangement.

by dballisloose on Jan 6, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with that?

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ve been contacted by people who have their work quoted from behind a paywall, so we have to care.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, I guess you should take it down, and I’ll resummarize

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

…and you used the opportunity to berate them for their stupid paywall, right?

(yeah, yeah, i know… lawsuits and such)

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I plead the fif.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

“fuk their paywall, and the horse they rode in on”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Note that he said “rebuilding”. Gives you an idea of where people think we are

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was in reference to the facilities.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

no, he said rebuilding the program

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but by program he meant facilities :)

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Many different things can be taken from this single word. One thing is universal — he’s looking to come in and make us a badass defense.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

has he picked a number yet? I’m going to have to get a jersey.

on this topic, I prefer not to have another man’s last name blasted across my back. Agree/disagree?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If by last name, you mean semen, then yes.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

….

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Swallow any good guac lately?

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

so...

You’re saying that you prefer they don’t pull out, then?

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone watch (the end of) the Warriors game last night? I love the NBA but…man, it sucks to be a Warriors fan.

by boomtho on Jan 6, 2010 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

End of W's game last night is one of many reasons I hate the NBA. The refs

determined the outcome of that game with a series of wrong calls in a span of 3 seconds. It’s hard not to believe the Donaghy allegations after seeing that shit show last night.

by 33SwisherSweet on Jan 6, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard about a study detailing how calls go for the home team in some statistically significant way, sounds like more evidence?

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re a road team and Bennett Salvatore is reffing your game, be afraid.
If you’re a home team and Steve Javie is reffing your game, be VERY afraid.

Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Those Bears.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

CHICAGO Bears, before anyone gets excited.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap, yeah.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see him call USC’s offense down the stretch? No thanks. I spoke to one of the nicest USC faithfuls over the holidays and even he didn’t want to give the guy a second year

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeremy Bates does not make me excited in any way.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No it doesn’t, but that’s no reason for him to keep hanging around Heritage Hall.

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Livechat Th 1-2 with YOkanes. Bring your dino names and questions that will get vaguely answered.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think I can stand any more talk about Riley and ‘OMG OMG’ until closer to next season

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Question by “T-Bred”
Oakes, yo man, how do you think losing on Diante Jackson impacted our team this year?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather we talk about Diante Jackson (::dickpunches Avinash, misses::) than this ‘who should be QB’ wankfest

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you reaching for Avi’s crotch?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you royrulesing up this thread?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Question from Sweeneyceratops: YO, thoughts on potential candidates to replace Alamar as the next ST coach?

YO: That’s an interesting question. I have not heard of any candidates at this time.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

HA! this

In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!

by HOUSE66 on Jan 6, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Texas Tech vs Michigan Alamo Bowl the most watched bowl… OF ALL TIME

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Texas Tech vs. Michigan State

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet the fans in your area are insufferable right now.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much

My favorite so far is listening to a couple of people at the gym the other day that were happy with the game, but bitching about how bad the Buckeyes’ special teams were. Specifically, bitching about kickoff coverage.

News flash: Kenjon Barner was good that day. He was making plays from scrimmage, too. But no: other teams can’t make plays unless the Buckeyes do something wrong.

The way people talk about the game, you’d think it was 26-0 instead of 26-17. Already quite a bit of national championship in 2010 talk here.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny because I thought the Ducks were going to win once they went up 17-16… and it was their own mistakes which cost the game

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Give Pryor SOME credit…

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Pryor was the player of the game and swung it for them

Enough credit?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just saying, it’s not like the Ducks were playing better and choked away the game.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was very evenly matched and quite an entertaining game

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The 4th quarter was a little one-sided. They should have gone for it on 4th-and-1.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The first recap of the game I read was on Ohio States sbn site, and they didn’t state the score. After reading the write-up I thought the score was, Ohio State 30 Oregon 0. I had no idea Oregon was actually leading the game in the second half.

They also were ready to throw off the shackles of being labeled the most overrated conference, and already anointed the Pac-10 the successors to the title. Yes, our bowl performance sucked, and the Big-10 fared quite well this year, but they built their rep over a half decade of work, not one.

Also, after reading up on the game in various sbn sites, I think it is say to say a vast majority of the midwest hates our conquerors from the north, and think they are the most obnoxious fans around. Moreso than Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn St, and SEC land.

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s more that Big-10/SEC fans hate the Pac-10.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Ohio State, Penn St, and Iowa all specifically complained about just Oregon at one point or another.

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

At a family Christmas gathering, I heard the lament that you have to discount the Pac-10’s dominance over the Big1T1en in Rose Bowls becuase the Pac-10 teams are “playing at home.” Totally unfair, say they, because if the Rose Bowl were played in Columbus or Ann Arbor the records would be much, much different.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea particularly funny considering both teams are in the city for the same amount of time, and the Pac-10 frequently have more teams at the actual game.

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I also read a fanpost from Iowa attributing the unseasonably cold weather in the south during bowl season as proof this theory is accurate. You know because Georgia Tech’s offense requires warm weather.

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Formatting error.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Most watched of all time… on ESPN. I’m sure there’ve been other bowl games in the past with more ppl watching.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, obviously, but still..

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

For those with ESPN Insider

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/insider/news/story?id=4799382

Third paragraph has some cool stats about Rodgers. Out of the shotgun, he threw one interception in more than 300 attempts.

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

I found a really good karaoke place in SF. Totally affordable, good music selection, and cheaply awesome sake.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, were we not discussing fun karaoke places in SF in an earlier DBD?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Good News

Brian Price of ucla is entering the NFL draft.


LOS ANGELES — UCLA defensive tackle Brian Price will skip his senior season to enter the NFL draft.

The Pac-10’s defensive player of the year announced his expected decision Wednesday after consulting with his father, coach Rick Neuheisel and NFL experts who believe he could be a first-round pick.

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/news/story?id=4802107

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

hm… that blockquoting is embarrassing

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

it is avinash-esque.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Paea can declare too please thank you

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

for some reason i read that as his father is Coach Rick Neuheisel. which it clearly isn’t and thought it may possibly be implying that CRN was fond of saying “who’s your daddy?” to his player. reading comp fail.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I argue reading comp success

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Long live the Oxford comma?

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

NEUHEISEL IS PRICE’S FATHER????

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm having a problem with comments sticking around.

This shit is archived and shit!

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I said some things which would have been fine to say if I was royrules22, but since I’m Spazzy Mcgee they were deemed inappropriate.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody’s bitter!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting Write-up on Negativity

Beware, this article is safe, but anywhere else on WV’s SBN site is pretty much nsfw

http://www.smokingmusket.com/2010/1/5/1234327/negativity-is-contagious

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

I’d be negative too, if I lived in West Virginia.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Since my mother grew up in West Virginia, and I have all sort of relatives who still live there, I feel like I should protest. But I can’t. I had to spend summers back there when I was a kid. It sucked. It totally, completely, and absolutely sucked.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

On a serious note, and having moved around a lot, I’m convinced every place has something to offer a person, its just a question of whether or not the person is willing to drop the shortcomings of the new place, and embrace it for what it is and has to offer.

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the lecture my parents gave me every summer. : (

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What West Virginia has to offer: The finest white trash in the nation. Plus couch burning.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

whitewater rafting, the appalachian trail (i think), coal dams, and a Bob Denver.

by chowder on Jan 6, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Sanford, is that you?!

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And Don Knotts. My uncle was his fraternity brother at WVU.

November 20, 1982 - a date that will live in famy.

by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel that way about Texas. South Texas

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

The south sucks.

puts on flame suit

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would you wear a suit of flames?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 6, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

“putting on the flame suit” is internets speak for getting ready to get flamed

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? Why is it called that?

by HolmoePhobe on Jan 6, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That suit burns better?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we talking Rio Grande Valley?

I have friends from there. A really good friend of mine was moving from Shanghai to McAllen (I know, right?) so I emailed a few of my friends that this was happening, and did they have any tips for her.

5 emails went out, 5 emails came back – all exactly the same one word answer;
Why?

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Nearby, mainly Corpus Christi. Which actually does have a few redeeming qualities. But oh god, McAllen, nooooo

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, she’s not really enjoying it. The things people do for marriage.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Marriage, or babies?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Strangely enough, I have some friends from LA who bought a house, changed their minds about life, and moved to a place called Donna, Texas. Smaller than McAllen if you can believe it. Anyway, tell your friend to move to Corpus or San Antonio. you can still work in McAllen, they don’t have what you would call traffic so you can commute large distances. Only redeeming quality is you only need half a job to have a house and a nice living there.

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

her husband lives in McAllen. And I think it’s onsite at a production center, so they couldn’t live as far away as CC or San Antonio.

She enjoys marriage. Is not with child. She doesn’t enjoy living in McAllen.

My friends – after I answered the “why” mainly responded that she should spend as much time in South Padre, Austin, Houston or Dallas as possible.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Minus the Houston and Dallas. I’m neutral on San Antonio

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone going to the UCLA game?

Looking for tickets.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

I'm going

…but if you’re looking for tickets, shouldn’t you ask about people who AREN’T going?

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe, just maybe
atomsaren’tenough

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

For the first time in a while...

1000 is within striking distance!

Carry on!

7

by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 3:31 PM PST reply actions  

way to jinx it

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Jan 6, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This isn’t Cal football.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Then, how come everybody thinks I can’t take us to the promised land anymore??

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

because you have no people to let go?

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause you arent a giant glowing head that looks like the villain from Tron

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Jan 6, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

God it must be so fucking awesome to be Jeff Bridges.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The dude abides.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Nerd Alert:
Speaking of the promised land, did anyone see the History channel Exodus special? Turns out “Red” sea is wrong, it was really reed sea. They have some geological and artistic evidence indicating the story happened. cool stuff

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

neat!

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

this one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exodus_Decoded

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything on the History Channel is true

by YleeXOtee on Jan 7, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by BearStage on Jan 7, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Seems like I missed a lot of fun discussion in today’s DBD by not waking up till noon. And I am in such an ideal position to rule on who is in fact the hottest player on the Cal Football team!

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Jan 6, 2010 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

Mm

since1997 made a pretty good choice with Wertenberger. I’d say Alex Logan is in the running too, though.

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Jan 6, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard he makes Quinn Tedford feel lightheaded.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i forgot about

Mike Mohamed. He’s pretty hot too. And Jahvid is pretty good looking though he’s not tough enough to be hot. You kinda have to seem like you have the ability to throw a chick up against the wall for you to be hot. Just saying….

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

An interesting take on hotness.

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on Jan 6, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

no she’s right, i get complimented on that all the time.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

…..true story….. …..

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

you may be kidding but i wouldn’t be surprised. i don’t know how many women tell me that they love it when a guy does that during er… making babies.

by since1997 on Jan 6, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not exactly a Da Vinci Code secret, ya dig?

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What about during Wii Sports?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This. It never brings a negative response.

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you dont look like you could throw a pastrami sandwich against a wall let alone a chick!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

why would I do that to a delicious sandwich!!!!

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, I don’t think through my jokes.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried throwing a girl up against a wall once. Let’s just say I ended up flying too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

So what can you say?

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this like throwing S**t on the wall to see what sticks?

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you learned nothing from the video game, Icarus?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned nothing from Ikaruga.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Today's BI craziness

From this thread

Riley has been treated very poorly throughout his career. If he had been my son he would have never returned to Cal after the 07 season. JT’s treatment of him after the Oregon st. mistake was inexcusable. The lack of confidence has continued and it has hampered Riley’s development. Riley was a better QB 2 years ago than he is now.
How did JT treat Riley after the OSU game?
Mike Leach style?
JT locked Riley in a storage closet? That’s gotta bad, if you’ve seen any of the photos of the facilities at Memorial.
yes, metaphorically speaking.

That’s just the first page. Yikes

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

hah, that thread is crazy.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time you read BI a cute baby kitten masturbates.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea I know about that.

They actually took a few screenshots of Dennis Erickson talking to Riley in 2007 when we visited ASU and used it to argue that Riley was considering transfer to ASU. They brought that back up this before our game @ASU.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so glad Riley had an excellent season as the full time starter to prove all the JT/Longshore haters right….

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Granted, but I think KR would’ve done well throwing to that 2007 group of WRs (in hindsight, of course)

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

How stupid is that?

The Arizona State game in 2007 was just two weeks after the Oregon State game that Riley started. At that point, Longshore had started the Ucla game and then the ASU game. so you mean to tell me that Riley was considering transferring just two weeks after his first collegiate start when there was no expectation, from anyone at that point that I can remember, that he should be starting over Longshore?

College football lost a fan on December 5, 2004

by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that’s BI

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

taht’s certain people on bi, like certain people here enjoy lemondrops.

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy the once every two weeks royrules22 “that pesky BI” comment followed by the turkey “only some BIers are crazies”

Like clockwork.

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, thats CGB

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh the internetz…

Kevin Riley has three penises

Look! I can say anything without any sort of accountability!

It's dat Woo Woooooo.

by Thoroughbred on Jan 6, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It's on the internet

it must be true!

On the "Brian Sabean should be fired" bandwagon
I want winners...and Eric Berry

by MadBum on Jan 6, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So I guess Faustin Riley, who knows a lot about football, is okay with having Kevin in our program.

Alternately, if that dude were my father I’d tell him to fuck off if I didn’t want to leave Cal.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like after 2007, Riley made a Faustian Bargain!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 6, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you didnt even get my Suit Burns Better joke, so slow your roll!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you seek out this pain?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Jan 6, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause sometimes they have some really funny gifs and cool tidbits. And MoragaBear always has useful info.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 6, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

well, they’re just being tongue-in-cheek, right?

Right?

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by BearStage on Jan 6, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

do you need a hug?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 7, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

We need to get to 1,000

On the "Brian Sabean should be fired" bandwagon
I want winners...and Eric Berry

by MadBum on Jan 6, 2010 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

you should be looking up rooms w/ stripper poles.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 6, 2010 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You should look up nannies with stripper poles

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i have a few months ;)

by turkey on Jan 6, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s almost too late. You said it was March Madness weekend

by YleeXOtee on Jan 6, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, we’ve avoided that.

by turkey on Jan 7, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

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