Cal 93, Wazzu 88: Jerome Randle Launches Missiles, Accidentally Destroys Idaho
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Meet the Randle-sassin. A prototype android with long-range capabilities, his accuracy makes him an early model for 4th generation warfare to eliminate enemies like the Washington State Cougars. Unfortunately in this developmental stage, he's only about 50-50 accuracy-wise, so some of his missiles ended up leveling the Idaho Panhandle. Apologies to all the slain potatoes--we will all eat french fries in your honor.
Thankfully, the missiles that Jerome Randle targeted correctly gave the Bears a huge win in the Palouse. Everytime Randle, moved, aimed, fired on the go, he was bulls-eye with 39 points and 9 assists. He totalled 28 points in the second half, killing every brief Cougar rally, not letting Washington State even sniff the chance of a dramatic comeback.
Add that into 11 points and all of his 9 assists in the first half, where the Bears exploded in the opening five minutes to an unexpected but totally welcome double digit early lead. Randle had 7 of his dimes early on, helping set up Theo and PC for transition triples. Theo hit all his three pointers in the first few minutes to put Cal up early and provided the cushion that kept the Bears ahead wire-to-wire. Christopher played a solid game from start to finish, and Boykin provided the dirty work inside. The four seniors combined for 89 of the Bears 93 points and carried the load the entire night.
After the jump we get opponent reaction, fancy graphs and good/bad news. Discuss in the comments: Where does Randle's 39-9 rank for you in great Cal hoops performances, and how annoying is it that we'll never see ANY footage of this?
The bad news is that the seniors that Mike Montgomery said had to carry his team are literally spent. Randle played virtually the entire game, Christopher and Boykin put up 35 minutes, Theo 33. To expect them to turn around and expend the exact same effort against an athletic, up-tempo Husky team that's desperate for wins in 36 hours seems a little unrealistic, especially considering Washington will be well-rested and is tough to beat in Seattle.
The good news? At the very least, these guys got us the split. Now it's up to everyone else (Zhang, Smith, Seeley, Nikola, a hopefully healthy MSF) to take some of the burden off of the seniors who carried this one and try and land Cal what would be a crucial road sweep. If they can't, let's not bank on anything Saturday morning--we're running out of salvos for this mission.
Grady from Coug Center, who actually attended the game, had this to say.
I was surprised, but not shocked by Cal going off offensively to start. However, I was tremendously happy our young team didn't lay down. Not only did they make it a game, they made it a game by halftime. A remarkable feat for sure. The crowd loved it too. Of course it also resulted in what I now refer to as the 'Beasley Jinx': every time, and I mean every time the crowd gets really into it, something horrible happens. Tonight, with the whole arena standing up on the excitement of the Cougar comeback in the first half, it was Jerome Randle nailing a three to bring the Cal lead back to nine. Ugh.In the second half, Cal just proved they are better. Make no mistake: the Bears are an elite offensive team, and the Cougars are no longer a good enough defensive team to string a few key stops together. That was the difference. That, and some untimely turnovers combined with a sub-par free-throw rate. However, we did rebound well against a good defensive rebounding team, and we shot well enough to keep things competitive. Still, this team often lives and dies with Klay Thompson's performance, and tonight it was more of the status quo.
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The Chinese government is issuing a statement regarding Jerome Randle:
“The imperialistic United States with their development of the long range weapon “Jerome Randle” has hurt the feelings of the Chinese people with their aggressive posturing. We call for a boycott of the University of California, Berkeley as “Jerome Randle” undermines bi-lateral relations between the two countries, and this boycott will remain in effect until the Jerome Randle long range missle program is shelved, or he heads off to the NBA"
by LeonPowe on Jan 15, 2010 2:09 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I knew Zhang was a spy, sent it to monitor our long range missile program.
by Missing Barry on Jan 15, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Max Zhang has hacked your Google accounts!
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by Thoroughbred on Jan 15, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They can’t boycott Cal!!!!! Cal is already strapped for cash, that eliminates like half of the tuition money they get each year!
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by CruzinBears on Jan 15, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Time for Cal to begin heavy recruitment of Indian students to make up the Chinese deficit. Well, heavier, anyway.
Whose Axe?
OUR AXE!
by SoCal Oski on Jan 15, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
INDIAN RECRUITMENT!!!!
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by CruzinBears on Jan 15, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In response, North Korea’s Kim Jong Il has threatened the world to unveil their own attempts at creating a Jerome Randle. A Jerome Randle, Jong-Il, tells us that could hit not only Japan and Alaska, but also has the range to take out South Africa and most, if not all, of Antarctica. However, trusted reports inform us that their Jerome Randle project has been unsuccessful. To date.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 15, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mostly because Kim Jong Il has starved his basketball team into last place in the Asian leagues.
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by Avinash on Jan 15, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So the Chinese government can watch the games but we can’t?
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by AVNevis on Jan 15, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Solid win by the Bears now we just need to play more consistent and win a few games in a row. The Bear offense is lethal
by ACgiant97 on Jan 15, 2010 7:29 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Bears needs more help from their bench
Solid win for the Bears last night good to see Patrick Christopher was scoring again.
by Rocky63215 on Jan 15, 2010 8:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
So… looking over the game thread last night, toward the end of the game, did randle hurt his knee or something? Is he okay?
by atomsareenough on Jan 15, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got the impression it was just a little knee-to-knee contact that stung for a bit. He finished out the game, so he should be good to go tomorrow.
by racsan on Jan 15, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, okay. Thanks for the update!
by atomsareenough on Jan 15, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here’s Faraudo with the official link.
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by Avinash on Jan 15, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what happened, but I can say that banging knees with someone hurts like a bitch! It’s kinda like a charlie horse in it hurts a ton at first but it’s just a short-term thing you get over….
by Missing Barry on Jan 15, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, you have to get 48 points in Pullman....
…..before you get the real serious injury.
by ososdeoro on Jan 15, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tear :(
“[Ed Gray’s] greatest game as a Golden Bear was unfortunately his last. In that loss to WSU at Friel Court, Gray was unstoppable, scoring 48 points on a combination of long-range jumpers and drives to the basket. With 1:14 left he soared above the Cougar defense and was fouled in a dunk attempt; after hanging on the rim for a second or two he fell to the floor and fractured a bone in his right foot.”
I loved Ed Gray, in fact I still have his blue jersey from his junior season hanging on my wall at home… As a kid hanging out around the Cal athletic department all day, I had opted to pick that one over a Tony Gonzalez basketball jersey, because obviously Ed Gray was going to have a much more prolific pro career than some dual sport guy named Tony…
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by CruzinBears on Jan 15, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Remind me never to take investment advice from you.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 15, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Never take investment advice from me...
To be fair this was right after he dropped 48pts and T Gonzalez was a sophmore and still developing in both football and basketball…
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by CruzinBears on Jan 15, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As someone noted,
team depth has really been undermined by all these injuries. Knezevic, Smith and (hopefully) Sanders-Frison are going to have to step up if Cal wants to win Saturday, I would think, after all the minutes the starters played yesterday.
Then again, last year’s Syracuse team (also not very deep) had no trouble winning 18-ish hours after that 6 OT marathon in New York City, so maybe this isn’t as big a problem as it would seem.
Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."
by PaulThomas on Jan 15, 2010 10:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
That was such a great game. I wonder if it might have depleted whatever they had left in the tank for the NCAA tourney though. I’m thrilled with their start this year, though!
by atomsareenough on Jan 15, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That was a great kickoff to a great weekend that created many great memories and stories….
by Missing Barry on Jan 15, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Cal was in this situation last year—quick turnaround, no Wilkes, somehow pulled it off, although I’m guessing we miss Jorge a little more than we missed Jordan.
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by Avinash on Jan 15, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Listening on the Radio, we heard the crowd and how they responded. They were intense, and alittle crazy. Called with Technicals after throwing trash (and a waterbottle) on the floor. Unfortunately, I missed what was making them so upset, anyone know?
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by AndBears on Jan 15, 2010 10:49 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
CougCenter did everything but declare open season on Pac-10 refs after the Oregon game
not without justification, mind you. The refs in that game called a rather ludicrous technical foul on their bench with 0.3 seconds left after they had just hit a (apparent) game winning shot in overtime.
They’re mad as hell in Pullman, and apparently they weren’t going to take it anymore.
Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."
by PaulThomas on Jan 15, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
…but what happened against Cal?
by atomsareenough on Jan 15, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing out of the ordinary, from what I read
They were just in a particularly hostile mood and overreacted to some very ordinary officiating mistakes.
Shawn Spencer: "I’m receiving a transmission from your husband. Really more of a voicemail, if I'm being honest. A status update. Perhaps a twitter."
Burton Guster: "I believe it’s called a tweet."
Shawn Spencer: "There’s no way I’m saying that."
by PaulThomas on Jan 15, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jerome
Jerome “point a minute” Randle.
by ososdeoro on Jan 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Cougar fan here.
First of all, great game by Cal. Randle just flat out dominated WSU tonight. Somebody asked why the students through a waterbottle on the court, and was upset all game. Well, I think that it will be like that all year in Pullman after the BS tech call from the Oregon game. The officiating was fine last night, but the students are so pissed, as is the Cougar faithful, over the technical foul. As someone said over at CougCenter.. Good luck at being an official in Pullman this year.
by KirklandCoug on Jan 15, 2010 3:35 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd, thanks for the eyewitness account!
Looking forward to a high-octane matchup at Haas. Kind of.
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by Avinash on Jan 15, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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