DBD 9.29.09 - The day ycarp told his Internet friends to focus on USC
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:05 AM PDT
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In a way, USC could sneak up on is if we dwell on Cal giving up after 2 TDs last Saturday.
USC, where parents can be seen patrolling around with "My daughter and my money got to USC" bumper stickers, split with the Washington schools and only beat Wazzu by 23 points. They are also injured, especially after a very serious spotter fail.
A win and Cal's right back in the thick of things. A loss and it's time to think about the Sun Bowl.
KenCraw has a Oregon OTRH podcast up.
KenCraw also has a "Evaluating Coach Tedford" post up that is a must-read.
Oskitalk is still optimistic.
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Let's lighten the mood carp! CAPTION CONTESTS!
#1: Why is Carlee so happy?
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the advice of counsel, I’m taking the 5th on this one.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She doesn’t know the rules of football
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Sep 29, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re……………………………………………..friends??
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
reply fail
also…really?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I just can’t quit you, carp.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<3
you just want my baby.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Caption Contest #2: What are these Duck cheerleaders talking about?
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Umm...will you stand over there? Thx.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which Portland strip clubs are you being recruited by?
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why is that creepy old gray-haired guy in the Visitor Section following us with his binoc’s, instead of the game, while we are right down here in front? OMG! is he wiggling his tongue?…EEEeeyyyuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
by Primo on Sep 29, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Does my ass look big in this?”
“Shut up bitch, you know it doesn’t!”
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, slowly, slowly open your eyes…
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caption Contest #3: What is this motorcyclist thinking?
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck is this duck touching my ass?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Goddam this duck is hung like a freaking donkey! Get that thing out of my spine you freak!”
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Times were hard once Green Ranger had defeated all the bad guys.
by katster on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
hahaha
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope that’s a feather poking me in the back.
by sec119 on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Duck: “You’ll park it there and you’ll like it.”
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q/A with Hector Martinez (Men’s soccer)
Hector Jimenez: It’s going very well. We’re starting out strong, and everyone on the team is focused in the right direction
CalBears.com: Were you anxious to get the season started after you missed games late last year with a broken leg?
HJ: Yes, I couldn’t wait to get started again. I was counting down the days to put that Cal soccer jersey on again. I had never been injured before, so I was not used to sitting down watching other guys play soccer. I was on crutches all the time. I kept thinking and waiting for my chance to play again.
CalBears.com: How is your leg now?
HJ: My leg is back to normal and probably stronger than before. I don’t notice any slowing down or lack of flexibility.
CalBears.com: What types of rehabilitation therapy did you do to recover from your injuries?
HJ: At first I did swimming so that I would not lose my cardio (base), and then I started running on the Alter G, which is a treadmill that allows you to run while it supports a certain percentage of your body weight.
CalBears.com: When did it heal and when were you able to start running again?
HJ: It healed about 3-4 months after surgery, and I started running a couple of weeks after that.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Caption Contest #4
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No way...they actually got cans of Pabst through security!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GREEN MAN!!!!!!!!1
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
with some serious moobs in this foto.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got my honking hand ready.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that green man should get corporate sponsors. he got more air time than chip kelly’s visor.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob and Doug MacKenzie host a very special guest…
by katster on Sep 29, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Os… wait, is Oski drinking through his EYE! OMG!
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Caption Contest #5
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like fish sticks in my mouth
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWM, likes neon clothing, ISO similar with moobs"
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noooooo, they kicked a field goal! There goes our shutout!
by katster on Sep 29, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, pie, I’m gonna go like this, and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault!
by chowder on Sep 29, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Y'know what? I left in the 2nd quarter of the Monsoon Bowl.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caption Contest #6
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And this, son, is what we call a “nerd.”
On ATQ I'm known as JSoCal Oski
It's spelled J-etc
by SoCal Oski on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I put Vader on my hat, I didn’t expect the Dark Side to actually win.
by katster on Sep 29, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
News and notes on the USC game.
Tailgating activities shouls start no later than 1 pm. Tedford wants us well prepared for the 5 o’clock kick.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Caption Contest #7: I can run like Jahvid Best too!
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG carp!!!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hurry, RUN!! It’s that creepy grey-haired old guy with the binoc’s!! He is climbing onto the field, and his pants are falling down!! SAVE YOURSELF!!! RUN!!!
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
by Primo on Sep 29, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, girls, you don’t get it. This is how it’s done!
by katster on Sep 29, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caption Contest #8: Ladies and gents, our interim HC for the Oregon game!
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Obvi getting ready for the Folsom St. Fair
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For anyone who hasn’t seen it, go watch Tucker’s catch against USC last year and then look for rope guy’s reaction. I efffin LOVE this guy.
by rjnarayen on Sep 29, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally, Caption Contest #9: What is Oski thinking?
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
low fruit…
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must be THIS tall to ride the Oski Train.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmmm ... Oregon Poon!
On ATQ I'm known as JSoCal Oski
It's spelled J-etc
by SoCal Oski on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Did you see the size of that Duck’s dong? No wonder the cheerleader was sprinting to be first”
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big ups to Cal Bears Online for the photos above
And again taking these awesome shots during the Rape at Eugene. Buy some of the shots you like so he keeps on taking more of them!
I’m confused carp, why am I putting caption contests up and you’re putting up serious news? The world is upside down. I present this as Exhibit Z, Ultra Justice CALumbus Bear, that something is afoot under the Tyrant Boy King’s reign.
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love his fondness for cheerleaders.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were specific requests for more cheerleader pics. Also, there were not many good pics of the game since we all know what happened.
by MBT91_78 on Sep 29, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no complaints here…thank you!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caption Contest #10: What is that old man thinking?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She can ride my rishi train!
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 29, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re blocking my view with that God damn sign!
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I picked the wrong week to stop taking Cialis”
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What old man?
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
… god I love Oregon Cheerleaders.
Not a caption by the way – I just love the Oregon Cheerleaders.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m practicing my public speaking techniques. I’m imagining them all naked. Well, that was easy.
by katster on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If her top is off, this is the real life equivalent of buying a dirty magazine at a Barnes and Nobles.
by sec119 on Sep 29, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I for ten years of ballet lessons for my daughter to do this?
by chowder on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
grammar fail
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need school to start up NOW because my brain has gone to nothing.
by chowder on Sep 29, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait school?
High school? College? Grad School? Elementary?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Honey, I think we should see other people. I’m starting now by staring at this cheerleader.”
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stafon Johnson is fine; his season, maybe his career, is over
Garry Paskwietz senior writer for WeAreSC.com was providing solid updates throughout the night on how things were progressing. Johnson was out of surgery around 10pm local time.
Here is the statement from the hospital..
California Hospital’s trauma team today treated Stafon Johnson for crushing injuries to his neck as well as severe lanrygeal injuries.
According to Dr. Gudata Hinika, trauma medical director at California Hospital, the patient came in with a threatened airway and required extensive specialized surgery by an otolaryngologist, which took a little over 7 hours to complete.
The patient is in critical but stable condition. His post-surgical prognosis is good.
The structures that were reconstructed were as follows:
Crushed vocal chord
Adam’s apple
torn muscles
The hospital spokesman also stated that while Johnson’s prognosis is good and that they expect a full recovery he is not expected to play football again this season.
That is an understatement…I would say that Johnson ever playing football again is a long shot.
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that’s terrible.
Is it that much worse to use the Cybex/Nautilus machines for bench press and the like?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For once I agree with Rishi. Cybex/Nautilus should only be used by a Male (athlete)
in rehabbing from an injury. Otherwise, they are worthless.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s also useful to learn how to bench when you first start out – some people cannot lift the bar on their first try.
Free weights are almost always better than machines.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does this mean that I’m a ss cuz I use them? Don’t answer that.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're SS?
You’re a Nazi!?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh…formatting fail.
I used a bunch of *’s in order to get away from saying the word that rhymes with “fussie.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know you can say ass right?
Fuck yea we can.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how you answer your own question. Saves us time.
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, you are an Aussie.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't want to get into the topic of someone not being able to lift the bar.
I’m no hater and I understand that you have to start somewhere. Anyone in the gym gets props from me in light of the obesity epidemic we face in this country.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this really true? The machines do no good? I use them and I seem to be getting stronger/bigger etc… I had heard that free weights are usually better because they force you to use a lot more muscle groups, but honestly the whole bar/weights/spotter thing is just such a pain in the ass I go with the machine…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, obviously they’ll still do good and you will get stronger. The problem is you specialize in it – meaning that you can lift more on the machine, but see what happens when you try a real bench (this happened with me when I trained benching on a smith machine).
Free weights are just significantly better and help work out your entire body, but they are less convenient and you can more easily hurt yourself.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I do free weights on my tiptoes for biceps/shoulders
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does that help you get all jacked and tan?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aw yea bro i go lift n get all swoll
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just emailed Pete Carroll (pcarroll@usc.edu) with good wishes for Stafon Johnson. At least, I hope that’s the right email address for the right Pete Carroll. This is a rare emotion for me — wholehearted sadness and sympathy for USC — but … poor guy. He’ll need all the support he can get to deal with this.
The only other time I wrote in — I sent Geoff Mcarthur a card after he broke his leg. He wrote back. That was cool. Oh, and once I sent an encouraging postcard to Joe Ayoob after a particularly bad, much-booed performance. Don’t think it had much effect though.
by kolwave on Sep 29, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did McArthur write back?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God bless, Geoff Mcarthur
A man of few words! I remember it was a Hallmark ‘Mahogany’ card. I think I have it squirreled away somewhere, since it’s the only athlete autograph I ever got
by kolwave on Sep 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bama FotW
From Deep South Sports. They actually nomitated this guy for Bama FotY
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 7:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahh, theyseem really nice and cute together. Whats wrong with that? You sicko pervent west coaster!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, how did you get a pic of me and my wifey?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q+A with mens soccer player:
CalBears.com: How is your season going so far?
Hector Jimenez: It’s going very well. We’re starting out strong, and everyone on the team is focused in the right direction
CalBears.com: Were you anxious to get the season started after you missed games late last year with a broken leg?
HJ: Yes, I couldn’t wait to get started again. I was counting down the days to put that Cal soccer jersey on again. I had never been injured before, so I was not used to sitting down watching other guys play soccer. I was on crutches all the time. I kept thinking and waiting for my chance to play again.
CalBears.com: How is your leg now?
HJ: My leg is back to normal and probably stronger than before. I don’t notice any slowing down or lack of flexibility.
CalBears.com: What types of rehabilitation therapy did you do to recover from your injuries?
HJ: At first I did swimming so that I would not lose my cardio (base), and then I started running on the Alter G, which is a treadmill that allows you to run while it supports a certain percentage of your body weight.
CalBears.com: When did it heal and when were you able to start running again?
HJ: It healed about 3-4 months after surgery, and I started running a couple of weeks after that.
CalBears.com: How difficult was last season after you got hurt so close to the postseason and then watched your team go deep in the NCAA tournament without you?
HJ: It was really difficult. It is so frustrating to watch your brothers and wish you could be there to help them, but there is nothing you can do.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This repost clearly indicates a disturbing lack of leadership that filters down through the rest of the organization. It’s not known whether CGB will be able to recover from this until we get brand new site redesigns and our own tailgating bus.
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by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can offer a tailgating jalopy and that’s it. Take it or leave it.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can offer a tailgating yalopy and that’s it. Take it or leave it.
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 29, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better know a women’s freshmen soccer team (carp, slow down, you’ll pull something!):
BERKELEY – The California women’s soccer team has welcomed seven freshmen to the squad for the 2009 season. CalBears.com recently sat down with the class of 2013 to learn more about each player’s history, interests and experiences thus far as Golden Bears.
Lauren Battung
Position: Forward/Midfielder
Hometown: West, Calif.
Previous School: Chaminade HS
What the Coaches Are Saying:
• Extremely talented athlete who plays hard outside
• Natural goal scorer with great skill
• Combines well with others but also has excellent 1-v-1 skills
• Could provide an explosive spark to the Cal offense.
CalBears.com: What has been the hardest, most surprising aspect about transitioning from high school to college?
Lauren Battung: Overall discipline with sleep, scheduling, organization and physical health. Also, having to go to many places throughout the day without a car.
CalBears.com: What has been your favorite part about college life so far?
LB: The freedom and meeting new people.
CalBears.com: How did you get started in soccer?
LB: My dad played soccer in high school and college at UTEP. I watched games with him since I was little. When I was 9, I started out in AYSO after choosing soccer over gymnastics and dance. My first position was goalkeeper.
CalBears.com: What are your hobbies outside of soccer?
LB: I play piano and guitar. And I like to move it, move it.
CalBears.com: What were your initial impressions of Berkeley?
LB: It was fun, eccentric, unique and slightly terrifying.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has the court made a ruling?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what ruling?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m too busy drinking Scotch to make a ruling
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything’s coming up Thrillho!
The The is above help.
by Maharg on Sep 29, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HolmoePhobe, you are a very persuasive counselor, even with a huge blowhard of a client
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your sig makes me believe that you already have a ruling in mind
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve merely assessed costs for your petulance. As I said, I would rule (against you) in a fair and impartial manner. You have nothing to fear, unless you are guilty. So maybe you do have something to fear.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a pretty convincing argument, I’ll take it under advisement.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please revisit yesterday’s thread and review Exbhit RR.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Said exhibit wasn’t submitted properly, it needs to be submitted again in today’s DBD. I must have proper decorum here.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many Honks constitute proper decorum?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GAG
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Resubmitted
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a better argument: have some more scotch!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want you to know that I am the Alpha and the Omega. I am the Creator. The lord of Lords. I am knowledge infinite, power infinite, and bliss infinite.
Just puttin’ that out there. Keep that in mind when you make this so called “ruling.”
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HolmoePhobe, I assume you have no objection to instituting a gag order on your client. OK, here goes: whenever Twist says anything, everyone has to gag. I know, I didn’t have to really order anyone to do that b/c it happens involuntarily anyway, but IT IS SO ORDERED.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So basically whenever Twist says anything, we imagine him in that low cut tshirt?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT OFFEND THE FUCKING PRESIDENT EMPEROR WARLORD OF THE SUN! I WILL CRUSH YOU IN MY NEON PINK TALONS!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Super GAG
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have the argumentative skills of this:
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY SO GUILTY?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya, they ruled that your mother called. SHE SAID YOU SUCK.
No, I’m not proud of me either right now.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU’VE WON THIS ROUND, PHOBE!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is probably the only post you should be proud of
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this Bruce Jenkins line in his Cal-USC article:
The lesson: There’s no setting like college football for shattered overconfidence, a heavy favorite beaten down by sheer passion and motivation. Saturday in Berkeley matches two teams doomed to revisit their most inexplicable failures. Go with Cal, 33-30, because alums never learn.
by sec119 on Sep 29, 2009 9:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELLS yeah! Isn’t it USC week yet?! Let’s gear up!
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the images of the cheerleaders carp . . .
it almost makes me forget about that abomination of a game last Saturday . . . almost.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha…don’t thank me, thank avi. He took the get over Oregon slogan and ran with it. he is, after all, the only member of the Folletariat and our one true leader of CGB.
Did anyone notice Avi’s Bears Necessity pwned CGB? THAT was a takeover of epic proportions. Hopefully BWNQ or BWF or even BI won’t be inspired to pull similar upsets.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's true, it's true
frankly, i’m surprised that our ruse claiming that Twist was actually in charge of anything lasted this long.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tufts ban sexs in dorm rooms with roommate present
http://www.tuftsdaily.com/new-rules-regulate-sexual-activity-in-dormitory-rooms-1.1912397
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha…my dentist is a tufts grad (29 y/o SWF).
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How common does this have to be for the university to even put a rule in place? Were these people raised in a barn? If your roommate’s in the room go find a coed shower or something. Jesus.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
should be a CGB poll:
Have you shagg’d while your roomie was in the room lol?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, not MY roomie…
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does this include threesomes?
Like, if the roommate is participating, is that still against the policy?
by CAJason80 on Sep 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the article
On the topic of consensual sexual activity in which both roommates are involved, Alec-Ris stated that ResLife is still responsible. “Clearly, we must get videotapes of sexual activity with three or more participants, two of whom are roommates, in order to prove it, but ResLife will do whatever they can to curtail such activities and, as such, will go to lengths to obtain said video footage.”
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A friend of mine is a Math PhD student. Apparently his professor or whatever sets him some non-math duties as well, which my friend has apparently shirked. This is an entirely serious email he received yesterday:
Cookie Time Complaints
Dear K,
There have been several complaints about cookie time this semester,
and specifically about your shift. Cookies are not set out on time, or
ever in some cases, and the coffee and tea are are unprepared or cold.
Other complaints: not enough coffee is made and people are left
without, the napkins/other supplies are not always laid out. This is
in contrast to all the other people which have prepared tea until now.
Needless to say, this is unacceptable – you should either do the job
properly or not at all. The instructions are simple enough to follow,
and tea should begin promptly at 2:45, with hot water and coffee
available then (this means you need to start the process by 2:25
or at latest 2:30). If you cannot do the service on a given day,
you should find a competent substitute (or notify me so that if
need be we can cancel tea and not have people show up in vain). And
this latter should not occur often.
Please let me know if this job is too much for you, and we will look
for a replacement. If the complaints about tea continue, you won’t be
doing the job for much longer.
Thanks,
Prof
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 29, 2009 10:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Advisor fail
that’s sad.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you fucking kidding me?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not. Sadly.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 29, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unreal. Apart from the incredible douchebaggery of that email…I feel like the math phds at our nation’s top universities might just have something more important to be doing than making fucking tea and coffee.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very real. PhD students, even at Berkeley in various top departments, get used and abused.
by sec119 on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that’s what undergrads were for!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sort of true — undergrads can’t be trusted to make coffee properly, but they get told anyway.
by sec119 on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Marriage advice needed
So my wife’s birthday is this weekend and some of her family from out of town is coming to celebrate with her. My problem is that they want to have her birthday dinner Saturday evening at a restaurant with NO TVs.
In years past I have sacrificed watching Cal games for her b-day, as well as watching the A’s play critical season ending series. For the past 6 – 7 years I have gone in person to the USC-Cal game but this year she vetoed that so I would stay in socal with her.
Should I stay at home and watch the Cal game or go to a long dinner with her and her fam? She has told me she wouldn’t mind if I stayed at home, but I don’t really believe her. At the same time, I’m kind of tired of having to compromise my Cal/A’s events for her b-day. On the other hand, I know if I stay and watch the game, Cal will prolly get pummelled and she’ll be pissed at me. What say you CGB bros and sisters?
Stay or go?
[Note: I’m doing this for the pure entertainment value as I’ve already made my decision – kind of].
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She has told me she wouldn’t mind if I stayed at home, but I don’t really believe her.
It’s a tarp! I don’t really believe her either.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not an expert but I agree with Rags, totally sounds like a tarp.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do u think it's a terp tarp or a duck tarp? I'm so confused!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well apparently duck tarps are a hell of a lot more tarptastic.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1) You have to go.
2) Don’t turn on any form of media, check your texts, nor go anywhere near the bar.
3) Enjoy on ESPN360 afte you’ve safely laid Mrs. oaktownmario to rest.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If I go I am checking my phone!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn skippy you are.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have a friend let you know if we are getting blown out, so you don’t have to rush to get home to watch the game.
by omnizzle on Sep 29, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s not going to be an issue, because SC is… wait for it…
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Curse you SC fans! Don’t steal our shtick!
We’ve spent years perfecting our pessimism. Now you just want in cause it’s trendy.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve honed this from years of practice watching the Scottish national soccer team find new and interesting ways to fuck up on a global stage. I’ve earned this pessimism just as much as you all.
It is possible that I might be misapplying it in this case, I’ll grant you that.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 consecutive Pac-10 titles say you have no fucking business taking our pessimism. We earned this fucker the hard way.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said, I might be using the wrong coping mechanism.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about the counter-jinxes? Is there a suffering half-life for those?
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I to assume from your signature line that you are upset with Jeff Tedford for losing at least one game each year and want him removed?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You damn lawyers don't know how to answer questions.
But to answer yours:
1. I am upset with JT for bad losses every year (Oregon 2009, Maryland 2008, etc. = bad loss; USC 2004 = not a bad loss)
2. I don’t want him removed
2. I am upset with JT for bad losses every year.
4. I am upset with him for his repetitive quote. Get original!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were you, Id stay home, take what your wife says at face value and then blame her if she gets mad at you for not being completely honest with you after you tried so hard just to make her happy and do whatever she wanted.
Its a cant work plan!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would first have her sign an affidavit or other form of written declaration where you could shove it back in her face as she’s weeping afterward and scream “DAMMIT, YOU SAID I COULD GO WATCH THE GAME, LOOKIT YOUR DAMN SIGNATURE!”
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great idea!
Let’s hope I get a different reaction from when I asked her to sign a one way pre-nup!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like your sig.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. You told me to kill myself on Saturday b/c I was pissed . . .
do you remember or were you too drunk/upset?
I promise I’ll change it if we beat USC on Saturday.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you did’t kill yourself? Spazzy is not happy!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weren’t you suggesting something along the lines of firing Tedford?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, i never said that. you must've been drunk!
i was just pissed about the loss.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you did say “I don’t know who I’m getting more tired of: Tedford or Gregory” which kinda implies it.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true
but these heart wrenching losses are getting old.
Still, to be clear I do not want JT fired. I just want him to go undefeated one year. Is that too much to ask?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WANT A PONY!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats a good idea. But I think it might have to be notarized by a Notary Public. And witnessed by two dis-interested parties.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if he’s also slipping in a land conveyance in that affidavit.
And GAG
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll tell her my lawyer advised me of this course of action
and when she denies me conjugal activity for 2 weeks I’ll send you the bill for the pricey escorts I’m forced to contract with. And when I say “pricey escorts” I mean $5 crack-hos.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, the cost would be 3.4 million, then?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I'm frugal I can get the price tag under $3 million
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by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats a whole lot of crack-hos!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's actually just 2. They just require A LOT of my services.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They require your services and you pay them $3m?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1) You have to go. It’s a tarp.
2) The choice between live phone updates or watching on ESPN360 is not to be taken lightly and should be separate from this decision.
by sec119 on Sep 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a friend with a Slingbox? If so, you could watch now and again from your phone.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
by BeastMode on Sep 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have slingbox? Are you my friend?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a slingbox, but no, I am not your friend.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pics or OTM's your boss lol
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s Oaktown right there.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew it
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twist is the one on the left, of course.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahah!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here’s what you do. Stay home, watch the game. Before she comes back, leave and drive out into the desert for a walk. WALK ALL NIGHT without water. Stay out an extra day, stop at a 7/11 for some water/food etc. Then, you get back to your car, drive home, she’s SO worried about you (and you walk in all bedraggled, give her your story about being “lost in the desert” she forgets all about the game and forgives you.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you working with moldy rye bread again?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
always have….
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some UCB grad student’s working with LSD at UCSF
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged for Bruins Nation like use of acronyms.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont you have a DVR or Tivo to tape it for you? Its definitely a tarp and Admiral Akbar advises you go to dinner, get her slightly drunk, then demand birthday sex (even if its not your birthday but hers). Once you are both satiated, go watch the tape fo the game while she snores in the other room.
14 years of marriage baby! Iknow things. I know things.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have DVR but it's just not the same as watching live . . .
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Starkey, 14 years of marriage seems to have turned you into a wuss.
The sex can’t be that great. Watch the game OAKTOWN.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not the sex, it’s the silence. Endure dinner, avoid complaints. Shag her senseless, watch the game without editorial comments.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, marriage sounds so awesome
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m extending the logic from Starkey.
My version of whipped is as follows: I don’t watch afternoon games because weekends are the time I can actually spend with my kids, evening games are non-negotiable.
One other advantage of not watching afternoon games: it prevents any recurrences of my 7 year old announcing, as she did last season, that she wants to go to SC and be a Song Girl.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kids and wife: 2 distinct issues
I coach my daughter’s softball and soccer teams, both of which interfere with sporting events all the time. However, kids are top priority so it’s not an issue. Wifey stuff is an issue.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
happy wife = happy life.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ain’t Momma happy, ain’t nobody happy.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are wives so selfish?!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the risk of sounding like you, Rishi, it doesn’t start when they’re wives. What starts is that you have to start taking it more seriously.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wife/mom = Athletic Director
husband/dad = Head Coach
1st son = OC
husband/dad’s dad = DC
husband/dad’s bff = offensive quality control coach
wife/mom’s college gf’s = opposing team’s cheerleaders that could get you in trouble lol
wife/mom’s mom = deep-pocketed booster who could pull the plug on yo’ ass in no time.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where does the daughter fit into this?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she doesn’t. Oh snap!
j/k…not sure…special teams?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until they’re teenagers, cheerleaders – in the sense of cheerful support in the face of all evidence of failure. Once they become teenagers, it’s more like having an in-house Ratto.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because women are selfish, in general?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops….my filter didn’t remove the above comment.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW HORRIBLY SEXIST SPAZZY
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are correct sir!
Definitely not the sex (get that while you can) but not having to hear her bitch about what a horrible human being you are for the next 2 weeks is well worth it.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Sep 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
could (married) sex ever be be better than USC-Cal?!?!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it happens at the same time!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever done that?
And did you throw your arms up and yell “IT’S GOOD!” when you finished?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you joking, and risk missing a key play the first time?
As for throwing my arms up and yelling it’s good, no, but I have been known to take a victory lap around the bedroom.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you try yelling “IT’S GOOD!” and let me know?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll see what happens but the likely result is that the call on the field will be overturned after a booth review.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be a MAN, stay home and watch the game.
You can not allow your wife run the ship. Marriage is a 50/50 engagement and too many times men turn into vaginas and let the women dominate. Sure, you might catch some flack, but in the end, and for the benefit of your marriage, you need to stand up for yourself.
Be a man.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KEEP IT REAL, OAKTOWN! KEEP IT REAL!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny that the only good advice you receive you mock........
While your at it you should tuck your weenie between your legs and go to that dinner. I’m sure it’ll be a blast.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, making fun of Twist for being whipped in a marriage is like making fun of me for being egotistical.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Firstly, I’m going to mock anything and everything so don’t feel too special, big boy.
Secondly, I bailed on my brother’s night before wedding dinner party to go to the Maryland game. So, I’m actually following your advice, 33SS!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tell him about your wedding date.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here Here! I'm getting some strippers for the half time show too!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have any advice on child-rearing as well?
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Child rearing just started....I'll have plenty of advice in a few years.
Bottom line is, wife needs to give just as much as she takes. Keep her in check and don’t be a wuss.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find that asking is the first mistake.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, he has kids. You can’t Chris Hansen him.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But, I just did.
Your thought process is flawed.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your thought is of flawed processes?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can “being a man” ever go wrong?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve McNair thinks that maybe it can.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch! Too soon?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2008/05/how-to-be-a-man/
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A man is the first to initiate a conversation, the first to ask for what’s needed, and the first to say "I love you."
You lost Rishi right there.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds challenging
A man is careful not to allow his energy to get stuck at the level of lust. He re-channels much of his sexual energy into his heart and head, where it can serve his higher values instead of just his animal instincts. (You can do this by visualizing the energy rising, expanding, and eventually flowing throughout your entire body and beyond.)
A man channels his sexual energy into his heart-centered pursuits. He feels such energy pulsing within him, driving him to action. He feels uncomfortable standing still. He allows his sexual energy to explode through his heart, not just his genitals.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting advice from a man in an open marriage – does Pavlina work with people on their irony skills as well?
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, girls initiate conversation with me!
Wait, did that sound a little too Kadeish?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know, do you find that you dominate the conversation with 8.765s and up?
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only every other day.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really. No-one deserves to get shot. Having an affair with an obvious loon after she demands that you leave your wife does increase the odds a bit though.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The wife only has one birthday a year, there are 12-13 football games a year. Wife’ll win that one every time. You can’t bail on the wife’s birthday without a steep price, a price many/most of us refuse to pay.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Sep 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea but there's only one USC v. Cal game per year . . .
and what if it ends up being the 1 Cal win in 7 years?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t worry, it won’t. We’re doomed.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, we’re doomed, the players will be too busy making “get well soon” cards for Stafon Johnson and refusing to lift with free weights.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re even doomeder, our players will all use their iphones to post on BI at halftime demanding that Tedford be fired.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew it.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 29, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re the doomedest of them all!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give up, I can’t compete with this.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Duh
How could an SC fan, even in his wildest dreams, imagine that he could possibly compete with Cal fans in the doom derby?
by CalBear81 on Sep 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I could bring over the Scotland fan-doom, but the transitive property just doesn’t apply.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recommend getting a wife that will schedule her birthday party for a different day, and then go tailgating and to the game together.
by paleodan on Sep 29, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
May It Please Your Honour
TwistNHook is innocent. Motion to REintroduce Exhibit RR into evidence:
I’ll be in a bar after our Rose Bowl (either the game or MNCG) victory in January! [Emphasis added]
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 24, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly, the blame goes to Roy Rules and not TwistNHook.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Politics makes strange bedfellows.
PS PLEASE GET OUT OF MY BED!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is indeed damning evidence against royrules. However, I see no evidence that Twist is NOT also guilty.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As we learned during the 2007 season, all failures in Cal football can be traced back to one and only one person.
As Nate Longshore is currently working on planes, we need a new target.
RoyRules and Twist cannot both be guilty – only one person can be.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As Nate Longshore is currently working on planes
How does one throw an INT with a plane?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I should step in with a joke, no matter how poor, before Twist tries to get in a 9/11 joke here with something like “Longshore Plane, intended for North Tower, intercepted by Pennsylvania field”.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh dear
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Toot toot, Express train to hell on platform 5!"
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Sep 29, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, I was just reading Twist’s mind. He’s the sick one.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, you wrote it.
It’s on the internets so it must be true!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is in appropriate and, as a moderator of an internet website, I do not condone this!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing it’s not outside of appropriate for me to read your mind.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mind is a blank slate.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truer words have never been written
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then how did you come up with such a horribly inappropriate joke?!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe I laughed at this
Mainly due to the shock of it but still.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I should step in with a joke, no matter how poor,
Wow. Way to take one for the team…
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 30, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn’t believe the shocking things that go on in Twist’s mind.
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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just have Nate throw it in the 4th quarter of the plane and I’m sure he’ll make it happen.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win!
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RoyRules and Twist cannot both be guilty – only one person can be.
Clearly it’s all Rishi’s fault. While true fans were watching Cal games either in person or on TV/stream, Rishi was gambling and drinking lemon drops!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, I saw the game on tv and did not bet on Cal, so I’m free.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twist’s incessant inane ramblings have confirmed my inclinations from yesterday. I vote not guilty. Twist is too inane to be guilty, either individually or jointly with royrules. Even if anything Twist had done could have conceivably led to us being debacled, the royrules actions are clearly a superseding cause. royrules angered the juju and we felt the wrath.
Twist is innocent. But I still think costs should be assessed against him. Just because.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RoyRules and Twist cannot both be guilty – only one person can be.Clearly it’s all Rishi’s fault. While true fans were watching Cal games either in person or on TV/stream, Rishi was gambling and drinking lemon drops!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we leveraged fines against RR too?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would prefer if any fines are assessed that they wouldn’t be leveraged, Mr Fancy Pants Corporate Banker Trader person
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guaranteed 5% return over twenty years.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Objection your honor: GRAMMAR FAIL
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your honour, a typo does not equate to a grammar fail.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First you make simple typo fail. And then it’s a grammar fail. And then you start mixing up words. And soon you become a terrorist!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you insulting my religion here?!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How appropriate, you fight like a dosa farmer.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate dosas. And idiliys. And chapattis. And most Indian vegetarian foods.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“idiliys”? isn’t “idlis” an easier transcription?
Dosas are awesome.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t stand it.
The only Indian breakfast items I like are these south indian ones: appam, idiappam, puttu
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m Punjabi and not supposed to like South Indian food, but I really love dosas.
They make surprisingly good hungover food too.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like all kinds of Indian food. Actually, I can’t think of any type of cuisine I don’t like.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will admit that I am not the biggest fan of Gujarati food; the sugar in the daal turns me off.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You hate chapattis?
What’s wrong with you?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't stand it
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t really get what he means about liking appams but not idlis and dosas. They’re all kind of like bread, you never eat them by themselves anyway.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you tell him!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'Course you eat them with something else
I usually like eating appam with egg curry or chicken curry but I can’t stand dosa either by itself or with anything else. I don’t know why.
I also forgot to mention I love poori. I do like to eat that by itself though I don’t mind egg curry for that too.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa whoa whoa there Ohio Bear. You said
Twist is innocent.
I think no matter what, that statement is way off. The question is do you think he is guilty. Because if it is one thing Twist ain’t is innocent. (Particularly if innocent = not inane)
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough. We’ll go with “not guilty.” And I never said “innocent” = “not inane.” Quite the opposite. Twist is totes inane. So inane, he can’t be guilty. Unless the charge is excessive inanity, which is NOT grounds for impeachment.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justice O. Bear, I feel compelled to agree with your ruling. While Twist is indeed guilty of many reprehensible things, and is constantly deserving of chastisement, I must find him (for now) not guilty by reason of inanity. I am forced to recognize he is impotent to effect any change, good or bad, and could not be guilty of the crimes accused. However, costs are still assessed against him for wasting this Court’s and CGB’s time and despoiling their dignity.
IT IS SO ORDERED.
SAUCJ Bear, CALumbus for the majority
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is impotent
Oh snap!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still can’t tell the difference between you two.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t tell the difference between you and Arthur Kade, but I try to be polite about it.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
CGB had dignity?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With all the inanity, honking, lemon drops, arthur kade and dolphin lovin’ that goes on around here, I doubt it.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just another day at the office.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CGB had dignity?
We have dignified inanity at CGB. Close enough.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I brought undignified inanity?
How much are these assessed costs anyway? Because I spent all my money on OaktownMario’s crackhos
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You did banish many people to Ohio, so there are travel costs involved
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldnt they hitchike there? Or ride the rails like a hobo?
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it’s in Twist’s pants.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your sentence’s tense confuses me.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twist’s pants do not conform to the normal rules of time and space.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re very short, as you may recall.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t recall memories I’ve banished.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NERDS!
…and I can’t believe I missed the whole thing!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 29, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY FIRST VICTORY! And I haven’t even gotten into law school yet.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you didnt do shit. Im not paying you anything. I did everything with my Fucking President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun defense!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You keep telling yourself that, man.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it wasn’t for HolmoePhobe, Twist would already be behind bars with his pants around his ankles saying “Big Jim, you are indeed my daddy”
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pants short shorts skorts
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
brb, gouging my eyes out
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a third verdict in Scottish law, which is “not proven.” In other words, not proven guilty, but certainly not exonerated. Might be applicable here.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I PLEAD NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are young and foolishly optimistic (which for a Cal fan is clearly insane). But I fear you must be punished in some way to appease the gods of juju
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY INANITY
fix’d
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Philly local news report Les Bowen's Twitter says
DeSean Jackson show last nite, talked about how he often barfs before/during games, like lotsa players. Fans feel its a flaw in McNabb, tho.
I don’t think I ever heard about him doing that at Cal. Kinda explains why he’s so thin. And from the way that Any Given Sunday played up Jamie Foxx’s barfing during every game, you’d think it really isn’t common at all.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Sep 29, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Desean Jackson is bullemic?!
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE CAN READ MINDS?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s what makes him such a great yugoogalizer!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Sep 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Henry Fonda used to vomit before every live performance. Then he manned up and did his job. Just like Desean.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gregory Peck was on Cal’s crew team.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got an email from ATO reminding me that stanfurd tix aren’t included in my season ticket package and that if I want to buy some, now’s the time to.
Can’t say I’m feeling motivated to buy those tix right now.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Besides, I already have Big Game tix.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
likewise. also I’ll be in Australia at the time.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly, this means you are a horrible Cal fan.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna go to a library or cafe and stream the game.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SI has us @ #22 in power rankings:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/andy_staples/09/29/week5-3/index.html
I duno how to do blockquotes, sorry.
by rjnarayen on Sep 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
California Golden Bears (3-1)
So did the Bears lose to Oregon because they were looking ahead to USC? They’d better have been, because if they aren’t prepared for the Trojans, they’ve completely torpedoed their chances for a Pac-10 title.
Last game: Lost to Oregon, 42-3
Next game: Saturday vs. USC
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know where I can get a USC shirt for cheap in/around Berkeley? It’s for a project.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Would like to submit new and compelling evidence that Twist is a quisling
And request reopening of the trials. If denied, we’ll move on with the royrules investigation.
http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2009/9/29/1060032/cgb-report-card-grading-cals#22006733
Avi failed to put my grade in there. This is what I said:
TwistNHook (B+): Hate to say it, and its probably cause im still bitter, but Tedford isn’t going to be the guy to get us to the next level. Today just proves that hes the kind of guy that will win you a couple mildly big games, but never win the big one and choke when the pressures on. Ludwig finally showed us what everyone was telling us, that hes predictable as ever, and our offense was worse than it was last year. What was our game plan? Adjustments? Piss poor the entire game.
Clearly a sign that Twist is conspiring with Tom Holmoe or other outside powers to bring Tedford and Cal football down!
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is NO royrules investigation. I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU!
I’m being unfairly prosecuted!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with Twist and have proof Tedford is purposely keeping this team down!
He put Nate Longshore in against the Ducks this past Saturday!!!11
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What kind of masochist would pay for any photos from that whole game?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn’t they order it from DuckSports.com then?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want a poster of this picture. It’s the only part of the game that didn’t go horribly, horribly wrong.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, an Oregon player pulled the “TOO SLOW!” on Kevin Riley. It was AWKWARD!
The Tyrant Boy-King Is Returning!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit!
Curse those Ducks!
we should shake our fists at them. Shake harder, Twist!
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jorge talks to Jeff Faraudo
Good news on our new recruits!
– On freshman point guard Brandon Smith: "He’s good. He’s pretty smart, he’s strong. I think he can help us."
– Does that mean Smith may become Jerome Randle’s chief backup, allowing Gutierrez to move more to the wing? "No clue," he said. "It’s a coach’s decision. I just want to play."
– On freshman forward Bak Bak: `He’s very skilled. He just needs to get a little bit of weight, get stronger. He’ll be fine."
– On JC transfer Markhuri Sanders-Frison, who is trying to drop weight while competing for a starting job at the post: "He’s still good. I think he plays like Harper. He understand the game. Plays hard all the time, plays defense. He does the little things."
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WHY IS THE GLORIOUS BAK BAK NEWS NOT REC’D?!?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Sep 29, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A very nice and gracious piece by Acme Packing Company (Packers SBN blog) on Brett Favre
And why he’s been flirting on and off with retirement.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gracious? More like wildly sycophantic.
When are football fans going to realize that the whole Favre thing is no more complicated than him being a giant tool?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don’t you tell us how you really feel?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like a dolphin
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a note entirely unrelated to Rags, I really thought Ecco The Dolphin was a ton of fun.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven’t played it in ages.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Francisco or Las Vegas?
Nick Daschel of Buster Sports (who also links to some idiot) has the analysis.
Emerald Bowl: I have a gut feeling fourth place is going to come down to the Dec. 5 game between California at Washington. If Jake Locker is in one piece at that time, I’ll go with the Huskies. Pick: Washington
Las Vegas Bowl: My ability to project teams took a beating last Saturday in Eugene, but I refuse to think Cal is that bad (though, as you can see by this analysis, the Bears didn’t block Oregon worth a darn). If Jahvid Best stays upright, the Bears are an upper-half Pac-10 team. Pick: California
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Emerald Bowl would pee their pants to get us two years in a row
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Sep 29, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes them less desirable!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great photos from the Big Spike
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MENSA MENSA MENSA
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No. Go back to Kool-Aid man.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FALGGED
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For what?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve caused a rift in the Indian social club.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s an indian social club now?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, is that the thing Rishi is supreme warlord emperor of the sun of?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you see anyone ELSE posting in this DBD?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thot CGB was a Lawyer social club.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey are you Indian or not?
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I am and didn’t know it.
हार्न करना!
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck does that say?
English mutherfucker, do you speak it?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried translating “honk!” to Hindi using the Googles.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honk Karna!
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looks like “Harn Karna”, but it is rendering weirdly for me.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, that is exactly what it says.
“Horn” is how you’d see the word “Honk” in India (as in to utilise the horn on the steering wheel).
You’ve seen those signs that say “HORN OK PLEASE”, right?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Twist's favorite sign in India
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Twist scares me sometimes.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes?!
And you haven’t even seen him in the low cut shirt or short shorts.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t even seen him in real life and he scares me.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec’d times a billion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I get it. I thought it was a literal transcription (i.e. the Hindi characters that would be pronounced “Honk”).
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s wonderful that it translated a colloquiilism (spelling can suck a dick).
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HolmoePhobe is beginning his infiltration.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not yet. First I have to find out my LSAT score. Then I have to con a law school into admitting me.
Worst case, there’s always the TwistNHook School of Honking and Ineffectual Grandmother Eviction.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you aren’t beginning your infiltration? I demand recompense for paying your registration fees!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, purchasing that ratty suit so you don’t look like some big-time city-slickin’ lawyer out to steal Old Man Wilson’s farm so you can build your mono-whatsit
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, Old Man Wilson’s farm is an AWESOME plan to tailgate.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially during the band’s show!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one that plays during the halftime Drink O’Clock. In and outs, FTW!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flasks ftw – enjoy Drink O’Clock AND the band!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me, its the TWistNHook School Of Honking And Ineffectual Grandmother Eviction For Ladies.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holmoephobe, I have a plan, but you’re going to have to gain fifty pounds, buy a coconut and cut it in half, and learn how to swoon.
Alternately, Twist, you are excused.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where’s CALumbus bear when you need him?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohio.
President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, then where is he when you DON’T need him?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twist’s pants?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, Ohio has a restraining order against Twist’s shortpants, skorts, and low cut shirts.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 30, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I was the supreme warlord emperor of the sun of the indian social club?
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t it past your bedtime?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t your bedtime like 3 hours earlier than mine?
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Possibly, but I’m still at work, son.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this puts you in a position to make derisive jokes toward me… how?
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listen, you'll understand...
WAIT FOR IT…
When you’re older!
BOOM!
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How you are considered an adult by the government while I am not is beyond me.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s called a driver’s license, the ability to vote, and a paycheck.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s called taxes, hairloss, and the growing awareness of death’s creep.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in that really awesome middle zone right now.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, after the driver’s license and paychecks, but right before the bad stuff.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boss, is that you?!
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What rift?
I also don’t know Hindi and can’t read or write my own mothertongue.
And I was born in India and lived there for the first 9 years of my life. I’m the worst.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Born and raised in America and am fluent in Hindi and can read and write.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you’re a vegetarian.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the planet Earth wins!
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure you’re not my sister in law?
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually hate hippies and am vegetarian for religious, not planet preservation reasons, but it’s a nice side benefit.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actual pronouncement from my sister in law: “The great thing about being a vegetarian is that if you’re doing it for ethical reasons, you get all the health benefits, and if you’re doing it for health reasons, you get all the ethical benefits!”
Not unreasonable in itself, but she also pointed out that as a Philly person, she couldn’t understand the fuss over Michael Vick being given a contract, because what he did was no more despicable than eating meat. I could go on at some length, but I won’t.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it wrong that I throw that same argument at the fur protestor?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure that’s a bad argument there, though.
Go Bruins!
by Harsha on Sep 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which argument?
I suppose the converse is true – I don’t get all exercised over fur coats because that would be playing favorites for aesthetic reasons…
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think fur protestors who eat meat are hypocrites.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you’re mostly right, but while eating meat specifically is not necessary, eating something is a requirement of life and not entirely equatable to wearing fur. Especially if you eat meat that’s been produced as humanely as possible.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if you wear fur that’s been produced as humanely as possible?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thanks, I already own a coat made out of Twist’s chest hari.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, aren’t you ashamed?
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell no
Proud to be a non-veg. None of that vegitarian or vegan crap for me
and like that I offended half the people here
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tamil Brahmins around the world are dying for your sins.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just ate a slice of pizza with grilled chicken and spicy italian sausage. Yum
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you like that sausage, don’t you?
I will eat a nice sandwich with cheese and lettuce for dinner!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm eating an apple now
Dammit!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win!
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what’s awesome? Steak. Also, burgers.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Overrated.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like lemon drops?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, this explains why Rishi thinks girls are overrated!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah woah woah woah woah
Did not say girls are overrated. Just relationships.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. They are too much effort. The ridicule I will receive for this comment will be tremendous.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally I would make fun of you, but I’m glad you realise this at a young age.
That said, make sure you get a girlfriend your senior year, use her for the summer to gain experience, then dump her before you leave for uni.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is a good idea.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…….oh lord…..
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash on Sep 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do not interrupt my attempts to corrupt the minds of the youth.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could end up getting married to her.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d venture to say that ending up as a teenage father with childcare / support responsibilities , child support, etc. would be a bigger pain in the ass – pretty sure that having a baby in tow when you go to freshman math classes is not as big a draw to the ladies as say a puppy might be.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if she gave birth to that puppy?
Then she’d be a bitch.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really live up to your screen name.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that he’s a USC alum living in the greater D.C. metro area? It does seem quite apt.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or an advertisement for birth control.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you mean that as a person I am an advert for birth control, it’s a bit late for that now.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your stories of compromise and responsibilities are the best advertisements!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just presenting data – the conclusions that people draw are their own business. But if you’re in the business of suiting yourself, the wife / children combo deal might not be your best bet.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about black? Is black my best bet?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, isn’t it past your bedtime?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a bit – couldn’t sleep. End result was that I overslept and was horribly late to a meeting with the very attractive account rep for our temp-to-permanent recruiting company. Very much my loss.
by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were just avoiding temptation!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 30, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think she would have been able to muster enough resistance to temptation for both of us, if it had come to that.
by DC Trojan on Sep 30, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…kinda like you.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zing?
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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2009 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are Rishi’s apprentice now!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitchbooks, lemon drops, DRINK O’CLOCK!!!!
Am I doing it right?
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
More putting down of women.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a trophy room… in my pants.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost there.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drink alcohol a lot, despite what it does to my livre.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for misspelling, just like Rishi.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re on fire!
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by Rishi on Sep 30, 2009 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same way that SEC fans who sleep before Cal games know that Jahvid Best is overrated.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That seems a bit of a self-defeating thing for a Cal alum to write. There is much I don’t understand about your complex fan culture.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It takes a certain sort of person to become a Golden Bear.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a Tamil Brahmin, and I also eat meat. My ancestors are turning over in their graves right now.
by rjnarayen on Sep 30, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and Roy Rules should form a coalition together.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 30, 2009 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Born in America, and I am fluent in Hindi. And by fluent, I mean I can call people fat and tell them to leave, I can go to the bathroom, and I can explain to people how I lost my hands.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t, but I was asking my friends for useful phrases.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll ask again: How did you lose your hands?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know how to write it in Hindi, but I know how to say it.
I just felt that it was a common phrase and I would need it in everyday conversation.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh.
What’s the English translation?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“This is how I lost my hands”. Then I show the person using hand signals. Please do not insult my middle school humor.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m confused.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you knew how to say something that explained how you lost your hands, not just that you lost your hands and letting your mime work tell the story.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You expect too much out of me.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to say, being able to mime something that complex with a couple of stumps would be impressive nomatter what language gap he was trying to bridge.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree, mainly because there are plenty of simple ways to lose one’s hands.
#1: Misplacing them.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you need to know Hindi to go to the bathroom?
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Voice-activated bathrooms.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, they have the bucket holding equivalent of a punkah wallah?
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were you, I would not go to the bathroom the entire time you’re in India.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think he’s crazy about Manhattan either.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 30, 2009 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t tell if you’re following along.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 30, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can say Motherfucker. Thats about it.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you can express your opinion of your own level of beauty.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh ya! I had forgotten about that.
Me Khafi Sundar Hu! GO BEARS!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chup motu.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I just burst out laughing. Well done rollonu. The last thing I expected to see you say.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To help the non-Indophiles out here, he just said to Twist:
“SHUT IT, FATTIE!”
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHAK DE BHALOOS!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude I'm so lost
I don’t understand this hindi stuff
So I’ll say something in malayalam: poda patti
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys need to get with the program and learn Hindi. India has enough problems already without adding people being unable to communicate with each other.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for discouraging the use of any dirty Southie languages.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now is where I wish I knew some north indian slurs
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try swearing at me in your native tongue.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nayinde monay
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the clueless (that's everyone)
it means “Son of a bitch”
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
koothikke thee pidichal ninakkum ariyam karyam enthanenne.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck did you come up with this?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have my ways.
You should translate for everyone.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait I do know one Hindi swear!
Madar Chod
Did I do it right?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations, you’re as good at swearing in Hindi as Twist or rollonu.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, I’ll have to ask your mother.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you Kade
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I win!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy, Sully, Patrick, and Sully all want you to fuck off for saying that.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh
Everyone speaks English. And plus I only ever visit South India and I don’t need hindi there
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny enough I studied Hindi when I was in India. I hated the teachers and the classes so much that I made sure that I forgot everything when I moved
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tsunami advisory for CaliforniaFederal officials issued a tsunami advisory for the California coast after a 7.9 temblor struck American Samoa earlier today.
Officials said that they don’t believe coastal regions are likely to suffer much damage but that some beaches could see higher-than-usual tides about 9 p.m. Pacific time. Curt Kaplan of the National Weather Service in Oxnard said the seismic activity could bring waves a foot higher than normal.
“This is an advisory, not a warning,” he said. “But if I were on the [immediate] coast, I would move inland.”
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A foot higher?!
MOVE INLAND NOW! GO GO GO GO GO GO! IT MIGHT GET SLIGHTLY HIGHER ON THE BEACH! MOVE!
The Tyrant Boy-King Is Returning!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laugh now, but everyone on the coast will be thanking them when they have dry socks at 9PM tonight.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if they’re wearing crocs?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then they have bigger issues than a tsunami.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With any luck, they’ll be the ones who get swept out to see.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The errors of their ways in wearing crocs.
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!
I just got a call to buy mens b-ball tickets. And the woman on the phone is all “Hi! Im calling from Cal, about buying mens bball season tickets. I see here that you are a football season ticket holder, thats great, thats great, how you liking the season so far?”
NOT THE BEST PITCH TO GET ME TO BUY MENS BBALL TICKETS, PEOPLE!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 29, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How they expected the call to go
ATO: “How you liking the season so far?”
TNH: “It’s been great! I also enjoy being kicked in the balls. Can you guarantee a similar experience watching Cal basketball next season?”
ATO: “Can we?!”
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Hi Mrs. Lincoln, I’m calling from the Ford’s Theatre Development Agency, regarding making a donation to improve the arts and quality of plays that we put on. I see here that you recently attended our production, Our American Cousin, on April 14th.
Did you have a good time?"
by CAJason80 on Sep 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
“Well, my husband did comment that he needed to see that play as much as he needed another hole in his head. Wouldn’t you know?”
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs