DBD 9.29.09 - The day ycarp told his Internet friends to focus on USC
In a way, USC could sneak up on is if we dwell on Cal giving up after 2 TDs last Saturday.
USC, where parents can be seen patrolling around with "My daughter and my money got to USC" bumper stickers, split with the Washington schools and only beat Wazzu by 23 points. They are also injured, especially after a very serious spotter fail.
A win and Cal's right back in the thick of things. A loss and it's time to think about the Sun Bowl.
KenCraw has a Oregon OTRH podcast up.
KenCraw also has a "Evaluating Coach Tedford" post up that is a must-read.
Oskitalk is still optimistic.
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Let's lighten the mood carp! CAPTION CONTESTS!
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:09 AM PDT reply actions
reply fail
also…really?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Caption Contest #2: What are these Duck cheerleaders talking about?
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:10 AM PDT reply actions
Umm...will you stand over there? Thx.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Which Portland strip clubs are you being recruited by?
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why is that creepy old gray-haired guy in the Visitor Section following us with his binoc’s, instead of the game, while we are right down here in front? OMG! is he wiggling his tongue?…EEEeeyyyuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Caption Contest #3: What is this motorcyclist thinking?
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:11 AM PDT reply actions
Times were hard once Green Ranger had defeated all the bad guys.
by katster on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
hahaha
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Duck: “You’ll park it there and you’ll like it.”
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Q/A with Hector Martinez (Men’s soccer)
Hector Jimenez: It’s going very well. We’re starting out strong, and everyone on the team is focused in the right direction
CalBears.com: Were you anxious to get the season started after you missed games late last year with a broken leg?
HJ: Yes, I couldn’t wait to get started again. I was counting down the days to put that Cal soccer jersey on again. I had never been injured before, so I was not used to sitting down watching other guys play soccer. I was on crutches all the time. I kept thinking and waiting for my chance to play again.
CalBears.com: How is your leg now?
HJ: My leg is back to normal and probably stronger than before. I don’t notice any slowing down or lack of flexibility.
CalBears.com: What types of rehabilitation therapy did you do to recover from your injuries?
HJ: At first I did swimming so that I would not lose my cardio (base), and then I started running on the Alter G, which is a treadmill that allows you to run while it supports a certain percentage of your body weight.
CalBears.com: When did it heal and when were you able to start running again?
HJ: It healed about 3-4 months after surgery, and I started running a couple of weeks after that.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
No way...they actually got cans of Pabst through security!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
with some serious moobs in this foto.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Is that Os… wait, is Oski drinking through his EYE! OMG!
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Okay, pie, I’m gonna go like this, and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault!
by chowder on Sep 29, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Y'know what? I left in the 2nd quarter of the Monsoon Bowl.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Caption Contest #6

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:15 AM PDT reply actions
News and notes on the USC game.
Tailgating activities shouls start no later than 1 pm. Tedford wants us well prepared for the 5 o’clock kick.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Caption Contest #7: I can run like Jahvid Best too!
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 AM PDT reply actions
OMG carp!!!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Hurry, RUN!! It’s that creepy grey-haired old guy with the binoc’s!! He is climbing onto the field, and his pants are falling down!! SAVE YOURSELF!!! RUN!!!
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Caption Contest #8: Ladies and gents, our interim HC for the Oregon game!
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:18 AM PDT reply actions
Obvi getting ready for the Folsom St. Fair
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Finally, Caption Contest #9: What is Oski thinking?
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:21 AM PDT reply actions
Big ups to Cal Bears Online for the photos above
And again taking these awesome shots during the Rape at Eugene. Buy some of the shots you like so he keeps on taking more of them!
I’m confused carp, why am I putting caption contests up and you’re putting up serious news? The world is upside down. I present this as Exhibit Z, Ultra Justice CALumbus Bear, that something is afoot under the Tyrant Boy King’s reign.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:24 AM PDT reply actions
I love his fondness for cheerleaders.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Caption Contest #10: What is that old man thinking?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You’re blocking my view with that God damn sign!
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 29, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
“I picked the wrong week to stop taking Cialis”
by DC Trojan on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What old man?
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
“Honey, I think we should see other people. I’m starting now by staring at this cheerleader.”
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stafon Johnson is fine; his season, maybe his career, is over
Garry Paskwietz senior writer for WeAreSC.com was providing solid updates throughout the night on how things were progressing. Johnson was out of surgery around 10pm local time.
Here is the statement from the hospital..
California Hospital’s trauma team today treated Stafon Johnson for crushing injuries to his neck as well as severe lanrygeal injuries.
According to Dr. Gudata Hinika, trauma medical director at California Hospital, the patient came in with a threatened airway and required extensive specialized surgery by an otolaryngologist, which took a little over 7 hours to complete.
The patient is in critical but stable condition. His post-surgical prognosis is good.
The structures that were reconstructed were as follows:
Crushed vocal chord
Adam’s apple
torn muscles
The hospital spokesman also stated that while Johnson’s prognosis is good and that they expect a full recovery he is not expected to play football again this season.
That is an understatement…I would say that Johnson ever playing football again is a long shot.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:33 AM PDT reply actions
that’s terrible.
Is it that much worse to use the Cybex/Nautilus machines for bench press and the like?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
For once I agree with Rishi. Cybex/Nautilus should only be used by a Male (athlete)
in rehabbing from an injury. Otherwise, they are worthless.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s also useful to learn how to bench when you first start out – some people cannot lift the bar on their first try.
Free weights are almost always better than machines.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
does this mean that I’m a ss cuz I use them? Don’t answer that.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
heh…formatting fail.
I used a bunch of *’s in order to get away from saying the word that rhymes with “fussie.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I like how you answer your own question. Saves us time.
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't want to get into the topic of someone not being able to lift the bar.
I’m no hater and I understand that you have to start somewhere. Anyone in the gym gets props from me in light of the obesity epidemic we face in this country.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this really true? The machines do no good? I use them and I seem to be getting stronger/bigger etc… I had heard that free weights are usually better because they force you to use a lot more muscle groups, but honestly the whole bar/weights/spotter thing is just such a pain in the ass I go with the machine…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean, obviously they’ll still do good and you will get stronger. The problem is you specialize in it – meaning that you can lift more on the machine, but see what happens when you try a real bench (this happened with me when I trained benching on a smith machine).
Free weights are just significantly better and help work out your entire body, but they are less convenient and you can more easily hurt yourself.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Yeah I do free weights on my tiptoes for biceps/shoulders
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Does that help you get all jacked and tan?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
aw yea bro i go lift n get all swoll
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I just emailed Pete Carroll (pcarroll@usc.edu) with good wishes for Stafon Johnson. At least, I hope that’s the right email address for the right Pete Carroll. This is a rare emotion for me — wholehearted sadness and sympathy for USC — but … poor guy. He’ll need all the support he can get to deal with this.
The only other time I wrote in — I sent Geoff Mcarthur a card after he broke his leg. He wrote back. That was cool. Oh, and once I sent an encouraging postcard to Joe Ayoob after a particularly bad, much-booed performance. Don’t think it had much effect though.
Bama FotW

From Deep South Sports. They actually nomitated this guy for Bama FotY
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Dude, how did you get a pic of me and my wifey?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Q+A with mens soccer player:
CalBears.com: How is your season going so far?
Hector Jimenez: It’s going very well. We’re starting out strong, and everyone on the team is focused in the right direction
CalBears.com: Were you anxious to get the season started after you missed games late last year with a broken leg?
HJ: Yes, I couldn’t wait to get started again. I was counting down the days to put that Cal soccer jersey on again. I had never been injured before, so I was not used to sitting down watching other guys play soccer. I was on crutches all the time. I kept thinking and waiting for my chance to play again.
CalBears.com: How is your leg now?
HJ: My leg is back to normal and probably stronger than before. I don’t notice any slowing down or lack of flexibility.
CalBears.com: What types of rehabilitation therapy did you do to recover from your injuries?
HJ: At first I did swimming so that I would not lose my cardio (base), and then I started running on the Alter G, which is a treadmill that allows you to run while it supports a certain percentage of your body weight.
CalBears.com: When did it heal and when were you able to start running again?
HJ: It healed about 3-4 months after surgery, and I started running a couple of weeks after that.
CalBears.com: How difficult was last season after you got hurt so close to the postseason and then watched your team go deep in the NCAA tournament without you?
HJ: It was really difficult. It is so frustrating to watch your brothers and wish you could be there to help them, but there is nothing you can do.
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This repost clearly indicates a disturbing lack of leadership that filters down through the rest of the organization. It’s not known whether CGB will be able to recover from this until we get brand new site redesigns and our own tailgating bus.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Better know a women’s freshmen soccer team (carp, slow down, you’ll pull something!):
BERKELEY – The California women’s soccer team has welcomed seven freshmen to the squad for the 2009 season. CalBears.com recently sat down with the class of 2013 to learn more about each player’s history, interests and experiences thus far as Golden Bears.
Lauren Battung
Position: Forward/Midfielder
Hometown: West, Calif.
Previous School: Chaminade HS
What the Coaches Are Saying:
• Extremely talented athlete who plays hard outside
• Natural goal scorer with great skill
• Combines well with others but also has excellent 1-v-1 skills
• Could provide an explosive spark to the Cal offense.
CalBears.com: What has been the hardest, most surprising aspect about transitioning from high school to college?
Lauren Battung: Overall discipline with sleep, scheduling, organization and physical health. Also, having to go to many places throughout the day without a car.
CalBears.com: What has been your favorite part about college life so far?
LB: The freedom and meeting new people.
CalBears.com: How did you get started in soccer?
LB: My dad played soccer in high school and college at UTEP. I watched games with him since I was little. When I was 9, I started out in AYSO after choosing soccer over gymnastics and dance. My first position was goalkeeper.
CalBears.com: What are your hobbies outside of soccer?
LB: I play piano and guitar. And I like to move it, move it.
CalBears.com: What were your initial impressions of Berkeley?
LB: It was fun, eccentric, unique and slightly terrifying.
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Has the court made a ruling?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
I’m too busy drinking Scotch to make a ruling
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
HolmoePhobe, you are a very persuasive counselor, even with a huge blowhard of a client
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Your sig makes me believe that you already have a ruling in mind
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I’ve merely assessed costs for your petulance. As I said, I would rule (against you) in a fair and impartial manner. You have nothing to fear, unless you are guilty. So maybe you do have something to fear.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s a pretty convincing argument, I’ll take it under advisement.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Please revisit yesterday’s thread and review Exbhit RR.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Said exhibit wasn’t submitted properly, it needs to be submitted again in today’s DBD. I must have proper decorum here.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
How many Honks constitute proper decorum?
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I have a better argument: have some more scotch!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I just want you to know that I am the Alpha and the Omega. I am the Creator. The lord of Lords. I am knowledge infinite, power infinite, and bliss infinite.
Just puttin’ that out there. Keep that in mind when you make this so called “ruling.”
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HolmoePhobe, I assume you have no objection to instituting a gag order on your client. OK, here goes: whenever Twist says anything, everyone has to gag. I know, I didn’t have to really order anyone to do that b/c it happens involuntarily anyway, but IT IS SO ORDERED.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
So basically whenever Twist says anything, we imagine him in that low cut tshirt?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
DO NOT OFFEND THE FUCKING PRESIDENT EMPEROR WARLORD OF THE SUN! I WILL CRUSH YOU IN MY NEON PINK TALONS!
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Super GAG
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Ya, they ruled that your mother called. SHE SAID YOU SUCK.
No, I’m not proud of me either right now.
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I like this Bruce Jenkins line in his Cal-USC article:
The lesson: There’s no setting like college football for shattered overconfidence, a heavy favorite beaten down by sheer passion and motivation. Saturday in Berkeley matches two teams doomed to revisit their most inexplicable failures. Go with Cal, 33-30, because alums never learn.
HELLS yeah! Isn’t it USC week yet?! Let’s gear up!
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 29, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the images of the cheerleaders carp . . .
it almost makes me forget about that abomination of a game last Saturday . . . almost.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
haha…don’t thank me, thank avi. He took the get over Oregon slogan and ran with it. he is, after all, the only member of the Folletariat and our one true leader of CGB.
Did anyone notice Avi’s Bears Necessity pwned CGB? THAT was a takeover of epic proportions. Hopefully BWNQ or BWF or even BI won’t be inspired to pull similar upsets.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
it's true, it's true
frankly, i’m surprised that our ruse claiming that Twist was actually in charge of anything lasted this long.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Tufts ban sexs in dorm rooms with roommate present
How common does this have to be for the university to even put a rule in place? Were these people raised in a barn? If your roommate’s in the room go find a coed shower or something. Jesus.
This
should be a CGB poll:
Have you shagg’d while your roomie was in the room lol?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Does this include threesomes?
Like, if the roommate is participating, is that still against the policy?
From the article
On the topic of consensual sexual activity in which both roommates are involved, Alec-Ris stated that ResLife is still responsible. “Clearly, we must get videotapes of sexual activity with three or more participants, two of whom are roommates, in order to prove it, but ResLife will do whatever they can to curtail such activities and, as such, will go to lengths to obtain said video footage.”
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
A friend of mine is a Math PhD student. Apparently his professor or whatever sets him some non-math duties as well, which my friend has apparently shirked. This is an entirely serious email he received yesterday:
Cookie Time Complaints
Dear K,
There have been several complaints about cookie time this semester,
and specifically about your shift. Cookies are not set out on time, or
ever in some cases, and the coffee and tea are are unprepared or cold.
Other complaints: not enough coffee is made and people are left
without, the napkins/other supplies are not always laid out. This is
in contrast to all the other people which have prepared tea until now.
Needless to say, this is unacceptable – you should either do the job
properly or not at all. The instructions are simple enough to follow,
and tea should begin promptly at 2:45, with hot water and coffee
available then (this means you need to start the process by 2:25
or at latest 2:30). If you cannot do the service on a given day,
you should find a competent substitute (or notify me so that if
need be we can cancel tea and not have people show up in vain). And
this latter should not occur often.
Please let me know if this job is too much for you, and we will look
for a replacement. If the complaints about tea continue, you won’t be
doing the job for much longer.
Thanks,
Prof
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Advisor fail
that’s sad.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Are you fucking kidding me?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Unreal. Apart from the incredible douchebaggery of that email…I feel like the math phds at our nation’s top universities might just have something more important to be doing than making fucking tea and coffee.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought that’s what undergrads were for!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Marriage advice needed
So my wife’s birthday is this weekend and some of her family from out of town is coming to celebrate with her. My problem is that they want to have her birthday dinner Saturday evening at a restaurant with NO TVs.
In years past I have sacrificed watching Cal games for her b-day, as well as watching the A’s play critical season ending series. For the past 6 – 7 years I have gone in person to the USC-Cal game but this year she vetoed that so I would stay in socal with her.
Should I stay at home and watch the Cal game or go to a long dinner with her and her fam? She has told me she wouldn’t mind if I stayed at home, but I don’t really believe her. At the same time, I’m kind of tired of having to compromise my Cal/A’s events for her b-day. On the other hand, I know if I stay and watch the game, Cal will prolly get pummelled and she’ll be pissed at me. What say you CGB bros and sisters?
Stay or go?
[Note: I’m doing this for the pure entertainment value as I’ve already made my decision – kind of].
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
I’m not an expert but I agree with Rags, totally sounds like a tarp.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Do u think it's a terp tarp or a duck tarp? I'm so confused!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Well apparently duck tarps are a hell of a lot more tarptastic.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
1) You have to go.
2) Don’t turn on any form of media, check your texts, nor go anywhere near the bar.
3) Enjoy on ESPN360 afte you’ve safely laid Mrs. oaktownmario to rest.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If I go I am checking my phone!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Have a friend let you know if we are getting blown out, so you don’t have to rush to get home to watch the game.
Curse you SC fans! Don’t steal our shtick!
We’ve spent years perfecting our pessimism. Now you just want in cause it’s trendy.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve honed this from years of practice watching the Scottish national soccer team find new and interesting ways to fuck up on a global stage. I’ve earned this pessimism just as much as you all.
It is possible that I might be misapplying it in this case, I’ll grant you that.
Am I to assume from your signature line that you are upset with Jeff Tedford for losing at least one game each year and want him removed?
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You damn lawyers don't know how to answer questions.
But to answer yours:
1. I am upset with JT for bad losses every year (Oregon 2009, Maryland 2008, etc. = bad loss; USC 2004 = not a bad loss)
2. I don’t want him removed
2. I am upset with JT for bad losses every year.
4. I am upset with him for his repetitive quote. Get original!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
If I were you, Id stay home, take what your wife says at face value and then blame her if she gets mad at you for not being completely honest with you after you tried so hard just to make her happy and do whatever she wanted.
Its a cant work plan!
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I would first have her sign an affidavit or other form of written declaration where you could shove it back in her face as she’s weeping afterward and scream “DAMMIT, YOU SAID I COULD GO WATCH THE GAME, LOOKIT YOUR DAMN SIGNATURE!”
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Great idea!
Let’s hope I get a different reaction from when I asked her to sign a one way pre-nup!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't like your sig.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I know. You told me to kill myself on Saturday b/c I was pissed . . .
do you remember or were you too drunk/upset?
I promise I’ll change it if we beat USC on Saturday.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Weren’t you suggesting something along the lines of firing Tedford?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
No, i never said that. you must've been drunk!
i was just pissed about the loss.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
you did say “I don’t know who I’m getting more tired of: Tedford or Gregory” which kinda implies it.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That's true
but these heart wrenching losses are getting old.
Still, to be clear I do not want JT fired. I just want him to go undefeated one year. Is that too much to ask?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats a good idea. But I think it might have to be notarized by a Notary Public. And witnessed by two dis-interested parties.
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Only if he’s also slipping in a land conveyance in that affidavit.
And GAG
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll tell her my lawyer advised me of this course of action
and when she denies me conjugal activity for 2 weeks I’ll send you the bill for the pricey escorts I’m forced to contract with. And when I say “pricey escorts” I mean $5 crack-hos.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
So, the cost would be 3.4 million, then?
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If I'm frugal I can get the price tag under $3 million
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
It's actually just 2. They just require A LOT of my services.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
They require your services and you pay them $3m?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have a friend with a Slingbox? If so, you could watch now and again from your phone.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
Do you have slingbox? Are you my friend?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a slingbox, but no, I am not your friend.
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Pics or OTM's your boss lol
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I knew it
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Twist is the one on the left, of course.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Hahahahah!
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Here’s what you do. Stay home, watch the game. Before she comes back, leave and drive out into the desert for a walk. WALK ALL NIGHT without water. Stay out an extra day, stop at a 7/11 for some water/food etc. Then, you get back to your car, drive home, she’s SO worried about you (and you walk in all bedraggled, give her your story about being “lost in the desert” she forgets all about the game and forgives you.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
are you working with moldy rye bread again?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
always have….
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
some UCB grad student’s working with LSD at UCSF
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Dont you have a DVR or Tivo to tape it for you? Its definitely a tarp and Admiral Akbar advises you go to dinner, get her slightly drunk, then demand birthday sex (even if its not your birthday but hers). Once you are both satiated, go watch the tape fo the game while she snores in the other room.
14 years of marriage baby! Iknow things. I know things.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I have DVR but it's just not the same as watching live . . .
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Starkey, 14 years of marriage seems to have turned you into a wuss.
The sex can’t be that great. Watch the game OAKTOWN.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not the sex, it’s the silence. Endure dinner, avoid complaints. Shag her senseless, watch the game without editorial comments.
Wow, marriage sounds so awesome
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I’m extending the logic from Starkey.
My version of whipped is as follows: I don’t watch afternoon games because weekends are the time I can actually spend with my kids, evening games are non-negotiable.
One other advantage of not watching afternoon games: it prevents any recurrences of my 7 year old announcing, as she did last season, that she wants to go to SC and be a Song Girl.
Kids and wife: 2 distinct issues
I coach my daughter’s softball and soccer teams, both of which interfere with sporting events all the time. However, kids are top priority so it’s not an issue. Wifey stuff is an issue.
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
happy wife = happy life.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Why are wives so selfish?!
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At the risk of sounding like you, Rishi, it doesn’t start when they’re wives. What starts is that you have to start taking it more seriously.
wife/mom = Athletic Director
husband/dad = Head Coach
1st son = OC
husband/dad’s dad = DC
husband/dad’s bff = offensive quality control coach
wife/mom’s college gf’s = opposing team’s cheerleaders that could get you in trouble lol
wife/mom’s mom = deep-pocketed booster who could pull the plug on yo’ ass in no time.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
she doesn’t. Oh snap!
j/k…not sure…special teams?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Because women are selfish, in general?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
oops….my filter didn’t remove the above comment.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You are correct sir!
Definitely not the sex (get that while you can) but not having to hear her bitch about what a horrible human being you are for the next 2 weeks is well worth it.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
could (married) sex ever be be better than USC-Cal?!?!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
If it happens at the same time!
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Have you ever done that?
And did you throw your arms up and yell “IT’S GOOD!” when you finished?
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Are you joking, and risk missing a key play the first time?
As for throwing my arms up and yelling it’s good, no, but I have been known to take a victory lap around the bedroom.
Be a MAN, stay home and watch the game.
You can not allow your wife run the ship. Marriage is a 50/50 engagement and too many times men turn into vaginas and let the women dominate. Sure, you might catch some flack, but in the end, and for the benefit of your marriage, you need to stand up for yourself.
Be a man.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
KEEP IT REAL, OAKTOWN! KEEP IT REAL!
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Funny that the only good advice you receive you mock........
While your at it you should tuck your weenie between your legs and go to that dinner. I’m sure it’ll be a blast.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Firstly, I’m going to mock anything and everything so don’t feel too special, big boy.
Secondly, I bailed on my brother’s night before wedding dinner party to go to the Maryland game. So, I’m actually following your advice, 33SS!
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Here Here! I'm getting some strippers for the half time show too!
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by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Child rearing just started....I'll have plenty of advice in a few years.
Bottom line is, wife needs to give just as much as she takes. Keep her in check and don’t be a wuss.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
But, I just did.
Your thought process is flawed.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
can “being a man” ever go wrong?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Ouch! Too soon?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2008/05/how-to-be-a-man/
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
A man is the first to initiate a conversation, the first to ask for what’s needed, and the first to say "I love you."
You lost Rishi right there.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds challenging
A man is careful not to allow his energy to get stuck at the level of lust. He re-channels much of his sexual energy into his heart and head, where it can serve his higher values instead of just his animal instincts. (You can do this by visualizing the energy rising, expanding, and eventually flowing throughout your entire body and beyond.)
A man channels his sexual energy into his heart-centered pursuits. He feels such energy pulsing within him, driving him to action. He feels uncomfortable standing still. He allows his sexual energy to explode through his heart, not just his genitals.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
To be fair, girls initiate conversation with me!
Wait, did that sound a little too Kadeish?
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The wife only has one birthday a year, there are 12-13 football games a year. Wife’ll win that one every time. You can’t bail on the wife’s birthday without a steep price, a price many/most of us refuse to pay.
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea but there's only one USC v. Cal game per year . . .
and what if it ends up being the 1 Cal win in 7 years?
Jeff Tedford's tired ass quote used year after year: "All it means is we're not going to go undefeated."
by oaktownmario on Sep 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
No, we’re doomed, the players will be too busy making “get well soon” cards for Stafon Johnson and refusing to lift with free weights.
We’re even doomeder, our players will all use their iphones to post on BI at halftime demanding that Tedford be fired.
dboneisloose
Well, Duh
How could an SC fan, even in his wildest dreams, imagine that he could possibly compete with Cal fans in the doom derby?
May It Please Your Honour
TwistNHook is innocent. Motion to REintroduce Exhibit RR into evidence:
I’ll be in a bar after our Rose Bowl (either the game or MNCG) victory in January! [Emphasis added]
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 24, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly, the blame goes to Roy Rules and not TwistNHook.
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This is indeed damning evidence against royrules. However, I see no evidence that Twist is NOT also guilty.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
As we learned during the 2007 season, all failures in Cal football can be traced back to one and only one person.
As Nate Longshore is currently working on planes, we need a new target.
RoyRules and Twist cannot both be guilty – only one person can be.
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As Nate Longshore is currently working on planes
How does one throw an INT with a plane?
In other words, Go Bears!
I feel like I should step in with a joke, no matter how poor, before Twist tries to get in a 9/11 joke here with something like “Longshore Plane, intended for North Tower, intercepted by Pennsylvania field”.
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"Toot toot, Express train to hell on platform 5!"
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 29, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, I was just reading Twist’s mind. He’s the sick one.
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That is in appropriate and, as a moderator of an internet website, I do not condone this!
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Good thing it’s not outside of appropriate for me to read your mind.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Then how did you come up with such a horribly inappropriate joke?!
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe I laughed at this
Mainly due to the shock of it but still.
In other words, Go Bears!
Just have Nate throw it in the 4th quarter of the plane and I’m sure he’ll make it happen.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
RoyRules and Twist cannot both be guilty – only one person can be.
Clearly it’s all Rishi’s fault. While true fans were watching Cal games either in person or on TV/stream, Rishi was gambling and drinking lemon drops!
In other words, Go Bears!
Twist’s incessant inane ramblings have confirmed my inclinations from yesterday. I vote not guilty. Twist is too inane to be guilty, either individually or jointly with royrules. Even if anything Twist had done could have conceivably led to us being debacled, the royrules actions are clearly a superseding cause. royrules angered the juju and we felt the wrath.
Twist is innocent. But I still think costs should be assessed against him. Just because.
Praise be to Tedford!
Can we leveraged fines against RR too?
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I would prefer if any fines are assessed that they wouldn’t be leveraged, Mr Fancy Pants Corporate Banker Trader person
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Your honour, a typo does not equate to a grammar fail.
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First you make simple typo fail. And then it’s a grammar fail. And then you start mixing up words. And soon you become a terrorist!
In other words, Go Bears!
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
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How appropriate, you fight like a dosa farmer.
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I hate dosas. And idiliys. And chapattis. And most Indian vegetarian foods.
In other words, Go Bears!
I’m Punjabi and not supposed to like South Indian food, but I really love dosas.
They make surprisingly good hungover food too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You hate chapattis?
What’s wrong with you?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really get what he means about liking appams but not idlis and dosas. They’re all kind of like bread, you never eat them by themselves anyway.
dboneisloose
'Course you eat them with something else
I usually like eating appam with egg curry or chicken curry but I can’t stand dosa either by itself or with anything else. I don’t know why.
I also forgot to mention I love poori. I do like to eat that by itself though I don’t mind egg curry for that too.
In other words, Go Bears!
Whoa whoa whoa there Ohio Bear. You said
Twist is innocent.
I think no matter what, that statement is way off. The question is do you think he is guilty. Because if it is one thing Twist ain’t is innocent. (Particularly if innocent = not inane)
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough. We’ll go with “not guilty.” And I never said “innocent” = “not inane.” Quite the opposite. Twist is totes inane. So inane, he can’t be guilty. Unless the charge is excessive inanity, which is NOT grounds for impeachment.
Praise be to Tedford!
Justice O. Bear, I feel compelled to agree with your ruling. While Twist is indeed guilty of many reprehensible things, and is constantly deserving of chastisement, I must find him (for now) not guilty by reason of inanity. I am forced to recognize he is impotent to effect any change, good or bad, and could not be guilty of the crimes accused. However, costs are still assessed against him for wasting this Court’s and CGB’s time and despoiling their dignity.
IT IS SO ORDERED.
SAUCJ Bear, CALumbus for the majority
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I still can’t tell the difference between you two.
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I can’t tell the difference between you and Arthur Kade, but I try to be polite about it.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
With all the inanity, honking, lemon drops, arthur kade and dolphin lovin’ that goes on around here, I doubt it.
In other words, Go Bears!
And I brought undignified inanity?
How much are these assessed costs anyway? Because I spent all my money on OaktownMario’s crackhos
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You did banish many people to Ohio, so there are travel costs involved
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t recall memories I’ve banished.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
MY FIRST VICTORY! And I haven’t even gotten into law school yet.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, you didnt do shit. Im not paying you anything. I did everything with my Fucking President Emperor Warlord Of The Sun defense!
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You keep telling yourself that, man.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
If it wasn’t for HolmoePhobe, Twist would already be behind bars with his pants around his ankles saying “Big Jim, you are indeed my daddy”
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
pants short shorts skorts
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are young and foolishly optimistic (which for a Cal fan is clearly insane). But I fear you must be punished in some way to appease the gods of juju
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY INANITY
fix’d
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Philly local news report Les Bowen's Twitter says
DeSean Jackson show last nite, talked about how he often barfs before/during games, like lotsa players. Fans feel its a flaw in McNabb, tho.
I don’t think I ever heard about him doing that at Cal. Kinda explains why he’s so thin. And from the way that Any Given Sunday played up Jamie Foxx’s barfing during every game, you’d think it really isn’t common at all.
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
Desean Jackson is bullemic?!
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HE CAN READ MINDS?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Henry Fonda used to vomit before every live performance. Then he manned up and did his job. Just like Desean.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got an email from ATO reminding me that stanfurd tix aren’t included in my season ticket package and that if I want to buy some, now’s the time to.
Can’t say I’m feeling motivated to buy those tix right now.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
Besides, I already have Big Game tix.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
likewise. also I’ll be in Australia at the time.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly, this means you are a horrible Cal fan.
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I’m gonna go to a library or cafe and stream the game.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SI has us @ #22 in power rankings:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/andy_staples/09/29/week5-3/index.html
I duno how to do blockquotes, sorry.
California Golden Bears (3-1)
So did the Bears lose to Oregon because they were looking ahead to USC? They’d better have been, because if they aren’t prepared for the Trojans, they’ve completely torpedoed their chances for a Pac-10 title.
Last game: Lost to Oregon, 42-3
Next game: Saturday vs. USC
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone know where I can get a USC shirt for cheap in/around Berkeley? It’s for a project.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Would like to submit new and compelling evidence that Twist is a quisling
And request reopening of the trials. If denied, we’ll move on with the royrules investigation.
http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2009/9/29/1060032/cgb-report-card-grading-cals#22006733
Avi failed to put my grade in there. This is what I said:
TwistNHook (B+): Hate to say it, and its probably cause im still bitter, but Tedford isn’t going to be the guy to get us to the next level. Today just proves that hes the kind of guy that will win you a couple mildly big games, but never win the big one and choke when the pressures on. Ludwig finally showed us what everyone was telling us, that hes predictable as ever, and our offense was worse than it was last year. What was our game plan? Adjustments? Piss poor the entire game.
Clearly a sign that Twist is conspiring with Tom Holmoe or other outside powers to bring Tedford and Cal football down!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
There is NO royrules investigation. I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU!
I’m being unfairly prosecuted!
In other words, Go Bears!
I agree with Twist and have proof Tedford is purposely keeping this team down!
He put Nate Longshore in against the Ducks this past Saturday!!!11
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of masochist would pay for any photos from that whole game?
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Wouldn’t they order it from DuckSports.com then?
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I want a poster of this picture. It’s the only part of the game that didn’t go horribly, horribly wrong.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, an Oregon player pulled the “TOO SLOW!” on Kevin Riley. It was AWKWARD!
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Damnit!
Curse those Ducks!
we should shake our fists at them. Shake harder, Twist!
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Jorge talks to Jeff Faraudo
Good news on our new recruits!
– On freshman point guard Brandon Smith: "He’s good. He’s pretty smart, he’s strong. I think he can help us."
– Does that mean Smith may become Jerome Randle’s chief backup, allowing Gutierrez to move more to the wing? "No clue," he said. "It’s a coach’s decision. I just want to play."
– On freshman forward Bak Bak: `He’s very skilled. He just needs to get a little bit of weight, get stronger. He’ll be fine."
– On JC transfer Markhuri Sanders-Frison, who is trying to drop weight while competing for a starting job at the post: "He’s still good. I think he plays like Harper. He understand the game. Plays hard all the time, plays defense. He does the little things."
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
A very nice and gracious piece by Acme Packing Company (Packers SBN blog) on Brett Favre
And why he’s been flirting on and off with retirement.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Gracious? More like wildly sycophantic.
When are football fans going to realize that the whole Favre thing is no more complicated than him being a giant tool?
dboneisloose
Why don’t you tell us how you really feel?
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San Francisco or Las Vegas?
Nick Daschel of Buster Sports (who also links to some idiot) has the analysis.
Emerald Bowl: I have a gut feeling fourth place is going to come down to the Dec. 5 game between California at Washington. If Jake Locker is in one piece at that time, I’ll go with the Huskies. Pick: Washington
Las Vegas Bowl: My ability to project teams took a beating last Saturday in Eugene, but I refuse to think Cal is that bad (though, as you can see by this analysis, the Bears didn’t block Oregon worth a darn). If Jahvid Best stays upright, the Bears are an upper-half Pac-10 team. Pick: California
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
Great photos from the Big Spike
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
You’ve caused a rift in the Indian social club.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I thot CGB was a Lawyer social club.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I am and didn’t know it.
हार्न करना!
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried translating “honk!” to Hindi using the Googles.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, that is exactly what it says.
“Horn” is how you’d see the word “Honk” in India (as in to utilise the horn on the steering wheel).
You’ve seen those signs that say “HORN OK PLEASE”, right?
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That's Twist's favorite sign in India
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Twist scares me sometimes.
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HolmoePhobe is beginning his infiltration.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Not yet. First I have to find out my LSAT score. Then I have to con a law school into admitting me.
Worst case, there’s always the TwistNHook School of Honking and Ineffectual Grandmother Eviction.
dboneisloose
So you aren’t beginning your infiltration? I demand recompense for paying your registration fees!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, purchasing that ratty suit so you don’t look like some big-time city-slickin’ lawyer out to steal Old Man Wilson’s farm so you can build your mono-whatsit
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The one that plays during the halftime Drink O’Clock. In and outs, FTW!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me, its the TWistNHook School Of Honking And Ineffectual Grandmother Eviction For Ladies.
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Holmoephobe, I have a plan, but you’re going to have to gain fifty pounds, buy a coconut and cut it in half, and learn how to swoon.
Alternately, Twist, you are excused.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, Ohio has a restraining order against Twist’s shortpants, skorts, and low cut shirts.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 30, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought I was the supreme warlord emperor of the sun of the indian social club?
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t it past your bedtime?
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Isn’t your bedtime like 3 hours earlier than mine?
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Possibly, but I’m still at work, son.
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And this puts you in a position to make derisive jokes toward me… how?
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen, you'll understand...
WAIT FOR IT…
When you’re older!
BOOM!
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How you are considered an adult by the government while I am not is beyond me.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s called a driver’s license, the ability to vote, and a paycheck.
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It’s called taxes, hairloss, and the growing awareness of death’s creep.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in that really awesome middle zone right now.
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What rift?
I also don’t know Hindi and can’t read or write my own mothertongue.
And I was born in India and lived there for the first 9 years of my life. I’m the worst.
In other words, Go Bears!
Born and raised in America and am fluent in Hindi and can read and write.
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But the planet Earth wins!
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I actually hate hippies and am vegetarian for religious, not planet preservation reasons, but it’s a nice side benefit.
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Actual pronouncement from my sister in law: “The great thing about being a vegetarian is that if you’re doing it for ethical reasons, you get all the health benefits, and if you’re doing it for health reasons, you get all the ethical benefits!”
Not unreasonable in itself, but she also pointed out that as a Philly person, she couldn’t understand the fuss over Michael Vick being given a contract, because what he did was no more despicable than eating meat. I could go on at some length, but I won’t.
Is it wrong that I throw that same argument at the fur protestor?
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Which argument?
I suppose the converse is true – I don’t get all exercised over fur coats because that would be playing favorites for aesthetic reasons…
I think fur protestors who eat meat are hypocrites.
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I think you’re mostly right, but while eating meat specifically is not necessary, eating something is a requirement of life and not entirely equatable to wearing fur. Especially if you eat meat that’s been produced as humanely as possible.
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Well, aren’t you ashamed?
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Hell no
Proud to be a non-veg. None of that vegitarian or vegan crap for me
and like that I offended half the people here
In other words, Go Bears!
Tamil Brahmins around the world are dying for your sins.
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I just ate a slice of pizza with grilled chicken and spicy italian sausage. Yum
In other words, Go Bears!
Yeah, you like that sausage, don’t you?
I will eat a nice sandwich with cheese and lettuce for dinner!
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Woah woah woah woah woah
Did not say girls are overrated. Just relationships.
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Agreed. They are too much effort. The ridicule I will receive for this comment will be tremendous.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Normally I would make fun of you, but I’m glad you realise this at a young age.
That said, make sure you get a girlfriend your senior year, use her for the summer to gain experience, then dump her before you leave for uni.
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by Rishi on Sep 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is a good idea.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
…….oh lord…..
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You could end up getting married to her.
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I’d venture to say that ending up as a teenage father with childcare / support responsibilities , child support, etc. would be a bigger pain in the ass – pretty sure that having a baby in tow when you go to freshman math classes is not as big a draw to the ladies as say a puppy might be.
What if she gave birth to that puppy?
Then she’d be a bitch.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You really live up to your screen name.
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In that he’s a USC alum living in the greater D.C. metro area? It does seem quite apt.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Or an advertisement for birth control.
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Your stories of compromise and responsibilities are the best advertisements!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just presenting data – the conclusions that people draw are their own business. But if you’re in the business of suiting yourself, the wife / children combo deal might not be your best bet.
What about black? Is black my best bet?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a bit – couldn’t sleep. End result was that I overslept and was horribly late to a meeting with the very attractive account rep for our temp-to-permanent recruiting company. Very much my loss.
…kinda like you.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitchbooks, lemon drops, DRINK O’CLOCK!!!!
Am I doing it right?
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
More putting down of women.
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There is a trophy room… in my pants.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I drink alcohol a lot, despite what it does to my livre.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for misspelling, just like Rishi.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Same way that SEC fans who sleep before Cal games know that Jahvid Best is overrated.
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That seems a bit of a self-defeating thing for a Cal alum to write. There is much I don’t understand about your complex fan culture.
It takes a certain sort of person to become a Golden Bear.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Born in America, and I am fluent in Hindi. And by fluent, I mean I can call people fat and tell them to leave, I can go to the bathroom, and I can explain to people how I lost my hands.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t, but I was asking my friends for useful phrases.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll ask again: How did you lose your hands?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know how to write it in Hindi, but I know how to say it.
I just felt that it was a common phrase and I would need it in everyday conversation.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
“This is how I lost my hands”. Then I show the person using hand signals. Please do not insult my middle school humor.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m confused.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you knew how to say something that explained how you lost your hands, not just that you lost your hands and letting your mime work tell the story.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You expect too much out of me.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to say, being able to mime something that complex with a couple of stumps would be impressive nomatter what language gap he was trying to bridge.
I disagree, mainly because there are plenty of simple ways to lose one’s hands.
#1: Misplacing them.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Voice-activated bathrooms.
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If I were you, I would not go to the bathroom the entire time you’re in India.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I can say Motherfucker. Thats about it.
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I thought you can express your opinion of your own level of beauty.
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Oh ya! I had forgotten about that.
Me Khafi Sundar Hu! GO BEARS!
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Chup motu.
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by rollonubears on Sep 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
dude I'm so lost
I don’t understand this hindi stuff
So I’ll say something in malayalam: poda patti
In other words, Go Bears!
You guys need to get with the program and learn Hindi. India has enough problems already without adding people being unable to communicate with each other.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for discouraging the use of any dirty Southie languages.
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Try swearing at me in your native tongue.
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koothikke thee pidichal ninakkum ariyam karyam enthanenne.
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Meh
Everyone speaks English. And plus I only ever visit South India and I don’t need hindi there
In other words, Go Bears!
Tsunami advisory for CaliforniaFederal officials issued a tsunami advisory for the California coast after a 7.9 temblor struck American Samoa earlier today.
Officials said that they don’t believe coastal regions are likely to suffer much damage but that some beaches could see higher-than-usual tides about 9 p.m. Pacific time. Curt Kaplan of the National Weather Service in Oxnard said the seismic activity could bring waves a foot higher than normal.
“This is an advisory, not a warning,” he said. “But if I were on the [immediate] coast, I would move inland.”
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
A foot higher?!
MOVE INLAND NOW! GO GO GO GO GO GO! IT MIGHT GET SLIGHTLY HIGHER ON THE BEACH! MOVE!
The Tyrant Boy-King Is Returning!
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Laugh now, but everyone on the coast will be thanking them when they have dry socks at 9PM tonight.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Then they have bigger issues than a tsunami.
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT!
I just got a call to buy mens b-ball tickets. And the woman on the phone is all “Hi! Im calling from Cal, about buying mens bball season tickets. I see here that you are a football season ticket holder, thats great, thats great, how you liking the season so far?”
NOT THE BEST PITCH TO GET ME TO BUY MENS BBALL TICKETS, PEOPLE!
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How they expected the call to go
ATO: “How you liking the season so far?”
TNH: “It’s been great! I also enjoy being kicked in the balls. Can you guarantee a similar experience watching Cal basketball next season?”
ATO: “Can we?!”
You know what will erase the pain of Going Bears! last Saturday?
Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
“Hi Mrs. Lincoln, I’m calling from the Ford’s Theatre Development Agency, regarding making a donation to improve the arts and quality of plays that we put on. I see here that you recently attended our production, Our American Cousin, on April 14th.
Did you have a good time?"
by CAJason80 on Sep 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
“Well, my husband did comment that he needed to see that play as much as he needed another hole in his head. Wouldn’t you know?”
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I rec’d it. I laughed enough that I ignored the fact that the telephone hadn’t been invented yet.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Are you one of those people who had a problem with Age of Empires because there’s no way the Aztecs would have come to face English longbowmen? Or that monkey thing that there was the code for?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 29, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
AoE was wildly ahistorical. I mean, they really didn’t even try. The civs were a random jumble of ethnicities and political entities, half of them didn’t exist at the same time as the other half…the monkey and the missile launching car were totally historically accurate though.
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How did no one see this?!
Three Arrested After Scuffle With Stanford Tree Mascot
Stanford University’s tree mascot lost its leaves earlier than expected this year following a volleyball game last Friday against UC Berkeley.
…
Following the game, the three, who were dressed as lumberjacks, were standing outside Haas Pavilion watching a battle of the bands between the Berkeley and Stanford bands. According to Karlen, several members of the crowd were also dressed as lumberjacks because of a Facebook group created by the trio encouraging fans to dress as such.
According to Shipman, the three “grabbed and detached leaves from the tree, which constitutes battery.”
the three "grabbed and detached leaves from the tree, which constitutes battery."
The police know those aren’t real leaves don’t they?
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Going Bears! this Saturday.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU SAY TREES DON’T HAVE FEELINGS!?
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This should be reposted tomorrow probably
Just got this e-mail news:
Game Day Promotions – Joe Roth Ball Caps
In commemoration of the annual Joe Roth game, 10,000 ball caps courtesy of Bank of the West will be distributed at FunZone beginning at 2pm.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Is Cal wearing gold unis?
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They’re not wearing the Joe Roth throwbacks, so I guess they’ll be wearing the gold and blue combos.
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