You can read the whole story as told through the now badly-scalded eyes of Joe Dodson and Professor Paul.  We liveblogged the whole game using googlechat, then edited it for most of the x-rated content, and now present it to the public in Joe's dumping ground of drunken blog ideas: catsarealloverme.blogspot.com.  We like to think that its funny, but that's probably just delusion on our part.

http://catsarealloverme.blogspot.com/2009/09/cal-bears-vs-oregon-ducks-live-football.html

You may notice the general decline from good spirits and healthy fun to our searching for metaphors to adequately capture the awfulness of both our mental states and the football game.