DBD 9.25.09 Ambushed, Bitches!
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT
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We've been lying in wait for our opportunity, and we now declare this land to be ATQ South. You must bow down to our supreme leader, jtlight, or else we'll tortue you with endless highlights of the Tom Holmoe era. And don't even think about a counter attack--we know Bears rarely win on the road.
In my first act as your new leader, we must rid the stench of one Oski Bear once and for all. Thus, I give you all the quack that you can handle:
Our seventh ranked volleyball team takes on #3 Washington at the Pit tonight. Senior captain Sonja Newcombe is the best Oregon Duck that you've never heard of:
Last year, the 6-foot-1 outside hitter showcased her all-around skills by leading the Ducks in kills eight times, service aces eight times, blocks four times, hitting twice and digs once.
As a senior, she’s raised her game yet another notch.
Thus far, Newcombe leads the team in points (144.5), kills (120) and digs (70), and she has posted career-high averages in points (4.36) and kills (3.64) per set, plus a career-best hitting percentage of .287.
That’s exactly the type of production Moore envisioned when he signed Newcombe as his first national recruit. He told her during the recruiting process that she was “going to run the show” for the Ducks.
The lady quackers, on a five match winning streak and ranked #23 in the land, host Portland State tonight at Pape Field. Its a "Lights Out" Friday, so make sure to wear black to the match.
Cross country season has started, and guess who's #1? Oh yes, your two time defending national champions. You'd think that it would get boring kicking everyone's ass every year, but, hey, we've got to keep them in their place. They return to action next weekend:
Both the men and the women opened their season with wins at the Sept. 4 Pre's Trail Pre-View and return to action on Oct. 2 for the Bill Dellinger Invitational, hosted by the Ducks at Springfield Country Club.
Half of the teams in the men's race will be ranked, while the women's competition will have three of the nation's top 13 in action. The men's race features No. 1 Oregon, No. 8 Portland, No. 12 Brigham Young, No. 21 Cal Poly and No. 30 Villanova.
The biggest Bear of them all, some chump by the name of Best, wants nothing to do with a flock of Ducks:
Even so, some strong memories linger for Best on the brink of Saturday's game at Autzen Stadium.
"The crowd noise is crazy up there," he said Wednesday. "Honestly, any other game I don't even hear the crowd. Oregon was the only place where it really go on my nerves."
Oregon punter Jackson Rice made a decision that folks here would be wise to emulate:
Seventeen years of California Golden Bears fandom seemingly vanished in minutes as Rice shed himself of any association to the college his mother and stepfather attended.
"I took out all the blue and gold in our house and made it green and yellow," Rice said. "Cal sweatshirts, T-shirts, a lot of memorabilia. Ever since I can remember I've been a Cal fan, but it all had to go."
Finally, I leave this as a warning to all you bears:
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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Should we even acknowledge this as legitimate?
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HEY GUYS, THERE IS AN INSANE BATTLE BREWING BELOW. IT’S GREAT. BUT HERE IS THE NEWS OF THE DAY. GO BEARS! FIGHT OFF THE INTRUDEROS!
Men’s water polo coach interviewed by NCAA.com:
It happened. After thirty-six games and an NCAA title, a team finally knocked down the champs. A day after USC’s football team was stunned in the Pacific Northwest, their hated rivals from Westwood pinned a loss on their water polo team that was just as stirring. With three seconds left, UCLA’s gritty two-meter defender Cullen Hennessy scored his second goal of the game and the biggest of his lifetime. Hennessy was not the only hero on this night as Chay Lapin submitted an impressive eleven-save performance in the net. Those performances were vital in securing UCLA great Adam Wright the biggest victory of his young coaching career.
We will get into that and more in our recap of the past week’s action. However, we begin with a special treat as I got a chance to sit down with one of the great coaches of this decade. Kirk Everist took over California in 2002 and in that time has won two NCAA titles and has produced thirty-three All-Americans. A two-time Olympian and former NCAA Player of the Year, Everist is one of the great coaches in our sport. I got a chance to sit down with him and discuss this year’s squad. Below is our interview.
Your team has had an impressive start to the season and has the look of a national title contender. What does your squad have to do in order to get back to the NCAA Final Four?
Consistency is always a must during the season. It is a grind and you have to give yourself the best opportunity every game to be successful. We can’t give things away and we have to maintain our expectation to win every time we hit the water.
Spencer Warden is one of the top field players in the country. Can you tell us what makes him special?
Spencer is one of the most disruptive defensive players I have ever seen in collegiate Water Polo. His explosiveness and athleticism allow him to literally be in two places at once. Much like a great Defensive Back in Football, Spencer can take away an entire side of the pool. Players avoid throwing the ball anywhere near him.
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Ok and that appears to be the extent of the Cal news at this time. Go Bears.
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Shhh, my plan is starting to work. This legitimate sports content will bore the CGB Northers, giving us the upper hand. Quick! BRING ME ALL THE LEGITIMATE CAL CONTENT YOU CAN FIND!
Put it near the top and it’ll stop a new wave of CGB Northers from making it to the heart of our thread deep below.
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What is this “con-tent” of which you speak?
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by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
An ancient parable speaks of a mystical “con-tent” which brings information to the masses and can stop this invasion. I know little of it, but many call me the natural. That I am so knowledgable about sports and legitimate sports content that I can produce high kwality sports content without even really trying!
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What do you do in this “tent”? Do you masturbate in a fury of self-loathing?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does it have to be in a fury of self-loathing?
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That’s how Fire Starkey described it.
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by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Ratto’s mustache has something to say everybody:
The compelling pregame issue from Eugene is what uniform the Oregon players will wear to play Cal, and as it turns out, the Ducks are going old school.That is to say, their pre-Nike-fashionista-rolling-costume-party duds, and back to ones in which the numbers were easy to read and the helmets didn’t cause your corneas to sear.
This is a big deal at Oregon, right up there with the fan who demanded a refund after the loss at Boise State, and got a personal check from head coach Chip Kelly, but still well below the LaGarrette Blount episode. Oregon, you see, has drama down.
Cal? Its drama takes place in the more staid PollWorld, where reputations are inflated and punctured at a whim. The on-field stuff – the blocking, the tackling, the running – that takes care of itself.
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Ratto’s mustache doesn’t even have any meaning.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
endless highlights of the Tom Holmoe era
Prepare the endless loop of Deltha O’Neal.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Alright, we will just put together a collage of Oregon jerseys.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
quiet
lest I sell you to Nestor. How does BN North sound?
--Dave
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How does selling me to Nestor make CGB become BN North? If anything it strengthens the community!
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If by strengthens you mean increase your “banned” members rate… then yes.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
Much like Rommel’s Dash to the Wire fell apart due to a lack of fuel, the invading Duck hordes suddenly found themselves unable to replenish their tired forces. Why? Lt. Colonel Shufelt of the 33rd Quackers had forgotten the beer.
dboneisloose
we expected that, we have plenty of reinforcements coming in
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I’ll totally have the beer.
And the whiskey. Only OREGON’S BEST. May the Californian swill never touch my lips.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
Hey JShufelt, the invasion is on the other side of the stadium!
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by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’re standing over there, and you’re standing over there, and I don’t know which way is up!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
Ahhhh! I just saw Tony Danza!!!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
Californian swill
Those are fighting words, sir. I’m drinking exclusively California beer this weeekend—my homebrew, Firestone Walker, Lost Abbey. And I’m taking the Deschutes tap handle off my kegerator. I, for one, will not tolerate your “rogue” attempt to rule our fermented kingdom.
Three cheers for the California Golden (and amber, brown, and black) Beers!!!
P.S. As part of our armistice deal, let’s petition Sandy Barbour and Mike Bellotti to permanently move the annual Cal-Oregon game to Denver on GABF weekend. Because we both know that Colorado is our mutual brewing bitch. Big-12 beer? What a joke.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 25, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
You know it, You tell the story, You tell the whole damn world this is beer territory!
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 25, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Colorado brews? OVER RATED! *CLAP*CLAP* CLAPCLAPCLAP*
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 25, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, I had one local Colorado brew this summer, and I was not a fan. Don’t want to publicly disparage them by name since they helped fund my paychecks this summer… but yeah.
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You're all crazy! Coors Rulez!
It’s the banquet beer. And the cans are cold activated. And it’s frost-brewed.
Taste the Rockies!
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh Dam! Revenge based Plot twist!
Maybe now, we will find out that Jtlight was dead at the end of Sixth Sense!
On Saturday, Go Ducks!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
We must fight this invasion by attacking the Ducks' one weakness...stiff-arms to the face!
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
Is having your dignity shredded worth one meager tackle?
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s definitely worth one badass tackle. It’s actually kind of pathetic that Lynch couldn’t get to the endzone with that advantage.
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by jtlight on Sep 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
It’s actually kind of pathetic that Lynch couldn’t get to the endzone with that advantage.
lol.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s how I can tell you’re still young – you think that’s a poor payoff for having your dignity shredded?
Stay young, stay free rollonubears!
Remind me never to ask what you have done to shred your dignity. I can tell it will be a story that I can’t unhear.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I took care of that before I started working for the large corporation. But my lustrous chest and back hair more than makes up for the losses up top.
Sounds lie somebody should rock the scoop neck. Front and back!
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I moved to DC to avoid the scoop neck. I don’t know what I’ll do if it follows me out here.
The The is above help.
I thought you moved there for law school.
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The things Maharg does to avoid the scoop neck.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I am working for a large corporation too (some might say the largest). My dignity was fine until earlier today.
In other words, Go Bears!
Lemme guess…. Seattle’s Best Coffee Co.!
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
At least your large corporation has the BSOD and blocs of entire countries complaining about its trade practices… my employers mustered a couple of slaps on the wrists for hiring hookers for Navy contracting officers 25 years ago and fired 3000 people so their last day was December 22nd last year.
Just not the same league.
Look at Patrick Chung making a tackle despite getting stiff armed by an NFL running back! He’s a MAN!!!!
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He is not currently suspended by the NFL either...
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
Chung hates guns.
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Does Chung hate FREEDOM too?
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by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
At least he went out with his fate in his own hands… so to speak.
by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you affront Chung's Americanism!
He eats freedom fries!!! Does that count for nothing in this day and age
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
Actually Jamaican...
But that has nothing to do with this discourse!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
No, that's just Chung showing off...
…BY MAKING A TACKLE WITH HIS HELMET!!!!!
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In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Great JuJu, I shall not retaliate. It’s not what you want, I know it.
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Dude, I’m the most powerful jewjew around here. And I say Oregon will win on Saturday. TAKE THAT, BITCHES!
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by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Twist. Don’t forget to not upset the Crystal Football of Power.
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Takimoto, I hope you were as awesome as Jackson Rice, when he started attending Oregon…
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I didn’t know how I was going to react to this game. I grew up bleeding blue and gold, I dreamed of being in the Cal Band, being a Mic Man, cheering on Tedford’s team. I was at the Keith Allen game and cheered that drop like crazy. But I took one step into Autzen that day, looked at the green and yellow I was wearing, smiled, and yelled one of the loudest “Go Ducks!!!” I’ve ever yelled into the morning Autzen air.
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by Takimoto on Sep 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
YOU’RE HURTING THE JUJU! YOU’RE HURTING THE JUJU!
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Great. This comment is going to become green.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You could never be in the Cal Band with that traitorous attitude!
NEVAIR!
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t have that attitude until I got to Oregon and I saw the light. Cal Band still very, very Great!
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What is it with you people and the Jake Locker pictures?
by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I thot that was Tim Tebow.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
it's coming.
i worked for a company that had lots of federal contracts.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Sep 25, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Never pictured – stack of foreskins.
Who the hell would take a photo of that?
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
rollonubears, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoever was doing the catalog for the Meshugge Mohels’ Bargain Bris House – we do a bulk business and pass the savings on to you!
Better deal: Pay the mohel directly, and YOU keep the tip!
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by BearStage on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Listen to you. You people. You sound so racist.
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Duh, that’s because he is. He hates the human race.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s not what your band says.
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no sarcasm
i’ve had multiple cal bandsmen tell me that the OMB is the best band in the Pac-10.
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uhhhhh
they were by far the worst band I saw in the Pac, but I’ve only seen UW, Oregon, OSU, Cal, Stanford, ucla, usc, and arizona. So WSU or ASU could be worse. Also, the last time I saw them was 4 years ago…so a lot could have changed since then?
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Wow. Worse than the Furd?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
the duck pregame show I saw up in eugene (03 and 05) was meander on the field, as unorganized as the furd but with far less energy, stand and play the fight song to one side of the stadium, turn around, stand and play the same fight song to the other side, slowly meander off. That was it.
It was…underwhelming.
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its because most Oregon girls are too hot to be in band
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
…under the collar! Hot under the collar!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
example....
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Sep 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
turn it green!
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't this your receiver?
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by CBKWit on Sep 24, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
is it bad I found her fb and am considering hitting the “add as friend” button?
on top of that, somehow one of my buddies from hs is her friend!!!
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
MAYBE the Oregon Marching Band is the best sounding band in the Pac-10. But their marching is boring shit.
MAYBE the Oregon Marching Band is the best sounding band
Uh, no. Not even close.
Of the bands I’ve seen, I would rank them behind Cal, UW, OSU, ucla, Arizona in that regard
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I respectfully disagree about OSU and UCLA. I haven’t seen the Arizona band, though. The talent level in the Oregon band is very high. UofO is definitely the music school in Oregon.
Take that, Portland Community College!
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Hearing all of the bands in one place is definitely one of the coolest parts of the Pac-10 basketball tournament. Especially when your team loses in the first round. : (
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s a different game though. Decent bands that sound good on the field tend to be boring, decent bands that are iffy on the field tend to be sacrificing the sound a bit to do something more interesting. So the style you march, in effect, chooses your poison.
I think [gasp] the Stanfurd Band is one of the best basketball bands out there. Or at least they were back when I used to hear all the bands in that setting.
In all honesty, against Purdue, it wasn’t spectacular. I didn’t catch the halftime show last week.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
I wish the Oregon band was good
I really do. I am very biased – I want them to be better than ucla, stanford, sc. But they’re not. Every time I have seen them, I’ve come away very unimpressed.
Every school has their strengths. You guys have a great stadium, tons of alumni support, incredible facilities. Just have a sucky band too.
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Last year, I thought they were pretty freakin’ spectacular.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
I like their Nazi uniforms.
So hip.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
N
didn't see them last year
so maybe they’ve gotten A LOT better.
As of four years ago, they were the worst band in the PAC (aside from wsu/asu, who I haven’t seen)
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A Rebuttal
Our fans don’t like us because we aren’t flashy rockstars like Cal Band or the Husky Marching Band. We’re the band that other bands like. I’ve had members of every other Pac-10 band I’ve talked to (Cal, OSU, UW, WSU, ASU) tell us we’re the best band in the Pac-10, and Florida’s band members told us at the Elite Eight two years ago we’re the best band they’ve ever heard.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
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So, if I understand you correctly, you’d rather entertain a small group of non-Oregon fans than say, the very people who come game in and game to see you?
That’s like a comedian saying he’d rather make the other comedians laugh than the audience. It might make him feel better about himself, because the “inside” guys like him. But its just masturbationl really.
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It has a lot to do with the director back in the early 2000s and the band culture he created of these artistic shows that appeal to people that care about marching band, but not the average fan. The current director is trying to get the culture back more towards the fans. But yes, we’re happy as long as the show is up to our standards.
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To me, entertaining the fans is the #1 goal. Period. Ill write more about this in a post scheduled for the bye week.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 25, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I totally agree btw.
but we aren’t allowed to give out beer ;)
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I see what you're saying
it’s the argument for drum corps. But like I said, what I saw from the oregon band was much, much less than that. It was meander on the field completely unorganized, stand and play fight song towards one half of the stadium, stand and play the same fight song to the other half of the stadium, slowly meander off. It was…not good.
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see
I am (or was) a band member, and the overwhelming consensus of the Cal band was that the Oregon band sucks. Now I’ve never seen the Oregon band at a basketball game, so they could be a GREAT bball band. But their field shows were horrible, boring, uninspiring, not well executed. Maybe this has changed since 2005.
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Oregon’s basketball band: definitely pretty cool. Some great ringer soloists in the band.
What the Oregon band does have is a lot of nice people. At Pac-10 tournament we (Cal Band) would generally gravitate towards Oregon over any other school.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Sep 25, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
there we go
I am trying to reconcile what Takimoto has been saying with what I saw, and it is starting to make sense. Good basketball band and nice guys (they were definitely fun to hang out with)
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
consider us reconciled
there are plenty of things I love waaaay more about the Cal Band than the OMB: energy, pregame (our pregame show sucks. true story.), the amount of playing on gameday, with sproul rally, march up, and break off at the frats after the game.
Another defense of our style is the Autzen crowd culture. Our stadium is more than half empty during halftime, and only slightly more filled during pregame. The band feeling is: why should we care about the fans when they’re more concerned with drinking in the parking lot? And not even more fan-friendly shows will change that culture. The only thing that’ll fix that is not allowing in-and-outs during the game.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Must easier to get along with than that creepy WSU guy with the goatee who tried to hook up with our flag girl…>.>
by CaliforniaBone on Sep 25, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think ucla may have the best sounding band in the pac. Of course, they’re boring as hell and have no impact on anything, but I think they definitely sound better than oregon’s band.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
What they did to Big C is against all common decency and the spirit of music in general.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
From a UCLA student.. the band plays great, but they are indeed quite boring and only do one good halftime shot a year.
This is slightly made up for by students/alumni actually singing Mighty Bruins.
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
That was not a typo! They do a sake bomb at homecoming, honest.
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
Its easy to sound good when you stand there and barely move.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 25, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, if you like bands that only do covers, then yeah. Ok.
by CaliforniaBone on Sep 25, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And I’ve had multiple women tell me I’ve got the biggest dick they’ve ever seen.
These Cal bandsmen were lying to you to make you feel better about yourself. Period.
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But it’s not even 9.25.09. Ducks fans can’t even tell time!
The Tyrant Boy-King Is Returning!
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Berkeley educations FTW.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I won’t say anything about this today. Today is a day we must stand united. But Monday, we’ll circle back and talk about this again ;-)
At CGB, we whine because we care
by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Something along the lines of: ‘rollonubears, you aren’t getting into Berkeley’
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by rollonubears on Sep 25, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that's why its called an ambush
Bear fans have no vocabulary!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
No. The resisting is rising up!
This is why evil always win. BECAUSE GOOD IS STUPID!
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Wait, they invaded us…so we’re the resistance. If you’re resisting the resistance…
NORCALNICK IS A DUCK DOUBLE AGENT! His real name is SouthOregonNick!
dboneisloose
Is it ironic that I am currently reading The Crucible?
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I was referencing the hysteria and the accusing people of being double agents. First LeonPowe, now norcalnick. Who will Twist accuse next? Nobody is safe.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit, a bit of a stretch, but it makes a tiny bit of sense.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I declare rollonubears a communist!
Taking a page out of McCarthy’s book!!!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
You just want my 300 acres, jerk.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ROLLONUBEARS IS NOT AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! HE WAS BORN IN EUGENE! HE CAN’T PROVE OTHERWISE!
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I was actually born in Kenya.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s okay, there are too many grandmas anyway.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not to mention we must save Social Security dollars for when we get old.
At CGB, we whine because we care
by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
JEFFERSONSTATENICK MUST BE DESTROYED!
The Tyrant Boy-King Is Returning!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Why must I be destroyed? I haven’t done anything here yet!
It's seriously too bad that there's no building or complex around that might have a large supply of sports drinks.
Too many nicks!
Faster, nick! Nick’s gaining on us!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa. The nicks are breeding! It’s like illegal immigrants. Barack Obama is importing them from Kenya to use up our precious state services!
dboneisloose
Great. Now we don’t have any rest stops. Thanks, Nicks!
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of which
will all you fucking Californians please stop coming here
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
We’ll send some awesome football players to Oregon tomorrow
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
We already have Diante Jackson. Do we need anyone else?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not to mention Bryson Littlejohn
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
by CaDuck on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jackson Rice
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How about Jeremiah Masoli?
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Tedford thought about recruiting Masoli, thought of Joe Ayoob, and said, “nah, I’ll pass.”
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Obviously Masoli didn’t say anything of the sort.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
of course
if you are awesome at football…………..or basketball, then feel free.
Dammit, think before you talk, Dave
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
he’s got time.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
So does Chip Kelly, but that doesn’t mean it is going to turn out well.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard there would be punch and pie.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
well there isn’t any.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
but we have many cases of jdraft for your drinking pleasure
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
The worst part is that now I know we are officially going to lose on Saturday. IT’S OFFICIAL!
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You are working overtime with the reverses tonight.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOO! IT WAS CGB SOUTH ALL ALONG! YOU’VE FINALLY MADE A DUCK OUT OF ME!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
We’ve taken over Bruins Nation or Conquest Chronicles? CGB South?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t tell you here. The enemy might be intercepting our airwaves. They are like the Syd’quan of radio.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Then the terrorists have already won.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side, one of our commentors discovered that someone revived the Downfall meme for last week’s glorious strategic withdrawal at Washington.
by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The sad thing is…more than being funny, that’s a very accurate assessment of the state of college football (particularly the line "How do we know they’re so good if they only play each other?).
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
“Florida plays Charleston Southern! That’s not even a real place!!!!”
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s true, but the two old-timers on there this evening (guilty!) were too busy reliving the 92 Freedom Bowl to celebrate the merits.
In the meantime, the BN Editorial Committee is preparing a stern denunciation of European fascists endorsing Pete Carroll and demanding apologies and resignations.
that was a pretty awesome video
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I choked on water at work.
Good video.
by CaliforniaBone on Sep 25, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
My sabotage mission was successful
All new comments will be marked as yellow—the color of sunlight and precious metals!
All recommended comments will be marked as green—the color of future and win!
All names will remain the color of tears and drowning victims.
by grimc on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I have a confession to make
My dad was a Duck. It’s true. However, I’ll volunteer for the CGB Death, I mean Happy Camp to avoid my acting on any Duck-leanings.
Point Plankn!
He is a duck. He must hang.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
COMMUNIST!!!
Dont be trying to re-distribute the wealth here boy!!!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
WITCH!
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
What I’m saying is if I can change and you can change, then everyone can change!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
No, not the Banned Camp! Anything but that!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
well this one time, in Banned Camp…
Go Bruins!
by Harsha on Sep 25, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
My brother’s a Trojan.
Oh noes! I’ve said too much!
I feel shame.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because I can
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
ah,comrades
their spirit is breaking
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Commence ooperation TZR!!!
And finish them!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
Damn...
Uhhh, Okay guys, Commence Operation Walter Thurmond!!! Finish them off!!!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
Get that the fuck out of here!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
A division in the enemy ranks!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the Ducks..
but FUCK THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT ASS TREE FUCK!
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I've gotta admit
Even I want to kick the tree’s ass. Its an embarassment to the entire conference.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What was that about embarassments to the entire conference?
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Oh come on, what’s an OOC punch between friends?
by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The resistance is fighting back with their own nuclear weapons!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
don't make me break out more
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I know what you're thinking
You wouldn’t dare! Would you?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t dare him.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm crazy man
don’t fuck with me!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
We have as many WMD's as Iraq did!
Oh wait…
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
Hey, let’s not do things we can’t take back.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for punching below the belt.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
now they will bow down before me or else
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If they bowed down, wouldn’t that make you a Husky?
by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
goddammit
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That’s only if they bowowed down.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Your comment should be the standard by which all other comments are judged. Rec’d.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If you look at that thing a certain way it looks like some sort of alien with cockeyed boobs and an inflamed vagina.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that not what it is emulating?
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
it is easily the worst idea ever concocted
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
knocked his ass to the ground with one punch
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Beet Dub
How’d that big nationally-televised game against Boise St. work out for you guys?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even cool,
If anything, you should be congratulating LeGarrette on the brith of his child!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
Hey, I’m not the one who busted out the tree here.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anybody take that thing seriously?
I should sue it for emotional damages!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
ZOMG we take that cereal. For realz.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at that Douche's face!
I would have done the same!!!
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
I cereal can’t stop LOLing at that pic.
He looks so proud of himself.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, gotta agree. It should be framed and put in a museum.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
that is better
Byron Hout has no idea what’s coming.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
LOL!
He looks so happy and peaceful before he gets Blounted!
haha
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
I’d totes rec that if it didn’t turn green.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t worry, i’ll do it.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
The deed has been done
(Formerly, well, lets not go there) The curse! I cannot live knowing i have the power to knowingly dictate somebody's fate.Yes, that is Jahvid Best as my profile image (as motivated by marinecorpsduck). We should all collectively hope like hell that putting his picture up there will have the same effect my screenname did. We will find out on Saturday!
No, the best part is that Oregon loses a 1,000 yard rusher for the rest of the season.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No, the best part is that you could insert “DUCK! PUNCH!” and it would work on multiple levels.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 24, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like these too...
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Sep 25, 2009 5:38 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think it’s a Rock-Em-Sock-Em-Robots reference.
I saw an old Rock-Em-Sock-Em-Robots toy in a thrift store in Chicago a couple days ago. Never had one myself, but dammit if it doesn’t look fun.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
It’s unexpectedly light, so it ends up being you and a friend fighting with these robots who are flying through the air.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That dude looks like a villain in a 80s teenage movie.
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its just not the same, man
its just not the same
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
alright
you got one good lick in. I’ll give you that. God, its worse than the fucking tree.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S WORKING! IT’S WORKING!
We have to fight back, people. Otherwise, we’ll have to invade those shifty low lifes up in CougCenter!
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The best way to respond to an invasion is to in turn invade a third, unrelated place? I like it.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
NO!
The best way to respond to failure is to invade a third, unrelated place. It’s the Republican way!
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
The Delaware bridge is in Delaware. When did this happen?
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all you need to know about Delaware is that
it took me like an hour to drive through it. The long way.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Those Iowa guys have been pissing of the blogpoll guy
maybe they would like to leave the BigTen and join the ranks of Cal fans?
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
Whatd they do accidentally run over his dog? And by accidentally I mean repteadly and by dog I mean son.
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Haven't they been through enough?
Though I guess that just means they will be less able to resist!
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is an extreme failure of leadership by Twist.
I hereby call upon the CGB Supreme Court to exile the Blogfather to CGB North next week if Oregon wins on Saturday. CALumbus Bear, get your gavel ready.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, already starting the impeachment preceding?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Avinash is just accusing so he can get Twist’s 300 acres (and power)!!!!!!!!! I denounce this court!!!!!!
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw this rabble rouser out. He is clearly a fifth columnist working for the enemy.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WITCH!!!!!
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Death to rollonubears! PS: Can I get his property?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell would you do with 3 packs of gum and an iPod?
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
you don't want it, man
the doll is used
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
A wallet with one condom that’s been in it for three years?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He started carrying a condom around in his wallet when he was 12?!? That’s confidence, man. I don’t know that I was even carrying a wallet when I was 12.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
MtG cards: surprisingly ineffective when used as a condom.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they’re actually a rather effective form of birth control. Tap any two lands to not get laid tonight.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd for truth
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
A Cool Runnings DVD and a heartfelt diary?
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You want pity and self-loathing? Plus, a really sweet leather jacket from his step-dad?
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Can I have those things?
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
There is not a chance in hell I’d ban danzig.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Danzig is secretary of defense? I always saw him as more of a head-of-the-illuminati dude.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
We seem to missing a lot of heads of power.
Where’s carp to launch a NSFW counter attack?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Carp is the Luca Brasi of this conflict. They lured him into a bar with NSFW pictures and then murdered him.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we going to have send Hydrotech to meet with jtlight at a Chinese restaurant in Redding? It’ll be strictly business. They even have old-fashioned toilets.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as we keep the Axe away from there.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he probably knows everything about you. Through google or something.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Judging by your signature, it may be you.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, aren’t you the secretary of defense???
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Avinash makes his move! He accuses Twist of appeasement! He will spend the remainder of the war smoking cigars, drinking gin, giving emo speeches, and trying to figure out a way to justify imperialism while claiming to fight a war against fascism!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You make it sound like that’s a bad thing.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Et tu, Avinash?
Have I not supported with all your madness. Stealing all those posts from Bear Insider without citing a single one. AND I STOOD BY YOU AFTER ACCUSATION AND ACCUSATION.
So, to see this betrayal, to see this MONSTROSITY OF JUSTICE, I only have one thing to say to you.
ANGRY HOBO TIME, BITCHES!
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CONTEMPT OF THE COURT!!!!
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like your typical resident of Oregon. You shall enjoy your exile quite well, Quisling.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Get it together!
Don’t you guys see? This is exactly what AtQ wants us to do! If we infight like this, the terrorists win.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If Twist being exiled is what ATQ wants, so be it.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Do NOT make me angry. You will NOT like me when I’m angry.
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You become a fountain of smuckers brand strawberry jelly?
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
Only one man would dare give YShufelt the Raspberry…
TWIST!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
The witches win, you mean.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh My Gavel is READY
And this Self Appointed Chief Justice is willing to exile Twist at the drop of a hat. What he has allowed to happen is unforgiveable. Almost scoop-neck shirt unforgiveable.
But before I exile anyone I gotta go to the bathroom and take a giant quack. This invasion sickens me.
IT IS SO ORDERED
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Twist should have due process before exile, with the assistance of counsel for his defence. I suggest rollonubears as appointed counsel.
Praise be to Tedford!
Dude, Id rather go quietly in the night than suffer that indignity.
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Overruled. rollonu is hereby appointed as Twist’s counsel. rollonu, you might want to STRONGLY consider a large retainer up front. And don’t accept Oregon Duck Bucks, it’s as worthless as Confederate Currency.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I move for recusal. This judge is clearly not objective. Or sane.
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Something tells me that CALumbus is going to follow Ohio law on judge disqualification. Those motions go directly to the Chief Justice. So you’re screwed.
Praise be to Tedford!
Yes, I’m going to allow myself to continue. There’s never been a conflict that any self-respecting Self Appointed Chief Justice ccouldn’t rise above. Motion to recuse OVERRULED. rollonu, please advise your client to not make stupid motions. Or comments. Nevermind, I know there’s no chance of him following your advice.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
You want rollon to adivse me not to make stupid comments. That’s like the pot asking ANOTHER pot to call the kettle black!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 25, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You are Pol Pot
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel like we’re going to get so many comments in here, we’re going to need another DBD for tomorrow.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
When in doubt, we at CGB can always go with Plan B: clog a thread with inanity!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a terrible attitude. A few hundred extra comments never hurt anyone.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you really want to encourage me?
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a plan guys. It’s gonna take moxie and elbow grease, but godzarnit I think its gonna work!
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Be careful Twist, the Supreme Court is watching you very closely.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I control at least 50% of the Chief Justices!
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0% of the much more powerful Self Appointed Chief Justices. Bitach.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions
The side of truth, justice, Jahvid Best, and superiority of Cal to all other institutions. And we’re not sure you’re on that side. You’re on some skewed, wacky, inane side.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m with you. I’m full of piss and vinegar. I used to be just full of vinegar…
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
you find some weird stuff on the interwebs
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
apparently its a cake
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
With pink hearts?
Just wrong.
Last time I checked, there is no "Hall of Average." - Oregon Football Coach Chip Kelly
What that image doesn’t show is Oski Blounting him in the face the second the camera is turned.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like the giant plastic beak would absorb most of the blow.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Whoa, Oregon’s mascot does cocaine?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
---
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Mascot brawl!!!
Last time I checked, there is no "Hall of Average." - Oregon Football Coach Chip Kelly
Loyalties aside, that is an excellent shot.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Teabag in 3…2…1
Last time I checked, there is no "Hall of Average." - Oregon Football Coach Chip Kelly
Duck crotch!
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Compared to weird stuff I’ve seen online, that’s perfectly wholesome.
Addicted to Quack, have you ever been in a ..in a Turkish prison?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
YWC, do you like movies about gladiators?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you make of this?
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Surely you can’t be serious….
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I speak Jive!
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
turkey never has a second cup of coffee at home…
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I take black.
Like my man.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Question, Oregon people
Do you have the best cheerleaders in the land? I think they should suit up on defense on Saturday, Cal’s offense will be too stunned to react.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Moment of silence anyone?
Last time I checked, there is no "Hall of Average." - Oregon Football Coach Chip Kelly
I got nothing to say here.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Curse you Avinash!
I keep slowing down when I scroll past here.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I know where all the Portland strip clubs get their talent.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 25, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Eugene based hair colorists must be making a KILLING!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 25, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
woah
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
If it wasn’t for that one Asian girl on the far right, I’d say that it could double as the local Eugene clan meeting. I mean whatever happened to diversity on college campuses!
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Well, I’m sure they’re all over the place, I was just thinking proximity to Eugene.
Besides, they’re not exactly over-run with those tricksy minorities in Oregon – haven’t you noticed that Oregon State seems to have the same 30 or so African American students front and center for televised home games?
Our faculty, students and staff have a right to be upset — all Californians should be upset — because what we are seeing today is the byproduct of decades of disinvestment by the state in the University of California. While we understand there’s some anger and angst spread across our campuses, our hope is that it will be directed more precisely toward Sacramento, where the heart of the problem lies in shifting political priorities and a dysfunctional system of governance. It is a sad state of affairs indeed when a state spends more on prisons than it does on higher education.
There is a reason California has long been known as a land of opportunity and innovation, and much of that reputation can be traced directly to the University of California. This is one of the reasons why UC is often looked upon by other states — and nations — as the model public university system.
But with the state’s contribution to each student’s education cut by half since 1990, and confronted with $1 billion in cuts in less than two years, we’ve had to make very hard choices. The pain that comes from such a downsizing is inevitable, but what we’ve tried to do is spread it across the UC community — faculty, students, administrators and staff alike — and at the same time make sure we are doing all that we can to preserve our core research, teaching and public service mission and maintain our excellence. It would be much easier to allow the university to slide into mediocrity. But that would be devastating to the state of California, and we can’t let it happen.
And this is where I’m torn. I’m a Duck living in California. What do I do about the conflict between my understanding that California’s higher education system plays an important role in the well-being of my adopted state, and my genetic desire to see UC schools fail at every endeavor?
WHAT DO I DO?!?
Give in grimc. Give in. Everything you could ever want is here. There’s nothing for you up in Oregon except JShufelt and his bee……….oh wait, yes, that’s right, there’s nothing for you up in Oregon.
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True…and throw in In-N-Out, and taco trucks, and—
Aha! Nice try, Twist. Nice try.
by grimc on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Where did that giant hill in Emeryville come from?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I see. It was flipped!
YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND!
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Wow!
Another important question about the first pic would’ve been why is the Campanile south of the stadium?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Ya and how come the giant replay screen was nowhere to be seen.
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And the metal plate holding the stadium together.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t like where you are going with this stab.
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Some poor student is gonna get stabbed with a giant arrow!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
from my seats in section AA, I’m going to fall down to the earth’s core. It’s a given. Twist (and you other student section seaters), make sure my son goes to college on your nickel thx.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
He was drafted, first overall pick by the Kade Champions.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, you are at the start of the stadium? That must be so cool. AA!
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not nearly as cool as hanging out with students 10 years younger than you hiyo.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Sigh, no…
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 25, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Instead of something shiny with which to distract...
I present….WOMEN!
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Sep 24, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Right.
You’re gonna have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat carp at the poon game.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Does that jersey tag say “2T”? As in toddler size? She makes it fit. Quite. Well.
Praise be to Tedford!
Her jersey has tags with writing? I didn’t notice as I was too busy staring at her naked flesh.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
OHIO ROCKS, GO FUCK YOURSELF. Too subtle?
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I was giving the abridged version.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do you hate Ohio-an geology so much?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Those rocks just don’t listen, so I have to shout. Impertinent, I tell you.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it’s because they’re hard of hearing.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
They might be stoned.
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by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Boulderdash, I say!
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
You can’t fault them for that, though. They’re just so gneiss.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they’re too busy watching Tarantino’s latest, Igneous Basterds
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had enough of this. More cleavage.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm lost for words.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 25, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The only good things about green-loving Ducks is that the ladies apparently try to save the planet by not requiring the decadent use of denim more than 1 nanometer above their pubes.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s all coming back to me now. I took my LSAT at the University of Oregon way back when. Maybe this is why my score sucked. Lack of concentration.
Praise be to Tedford!
my buddy went to oregon…and he married a legit 13…of course, she’s from California.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
some girls have the capacity to pass “10.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
We clearly need pix evidence of this. And fast
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
No, he means that the actress playing his wife costs more than $10 an hour.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
He should’ve just stuck with that Kim woman.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not like Twist has a choice of women, come on now.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
She married him, so there can’t be a whole lot to brag about already.
Kidding!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I generally save all of them up to when she is around me and can hear me.
To be fair, “Take my wife, please” is a hell of a lot funnier than “I’m so happy!”
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Funny or not you’re the only one who seems to convey that you’re in an oppressive marriage and hate the relationship. Knowing your craziness I’m sure people didn’t take it seriously, but that’s what it came off as.
Anyway HONK
In other words, Go Bears!
I think he makes it pretty obvious that he’s joking.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Henny explained the origin of his classic line “Take my wife, please” as a misinterpretation: in the mid-1930s he took his wife to a show and asked the usher to escort his wife to a seat. But his request was taken as a joke, and Youngman used the line countless times ever after.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Red? Really?
Boisterous rally draws thousands to Sproul Plaza to vent anger at UC cutbacks
BERKELEY —The UC budget wars came home Thursday as thousands of students, staff, and faculty held a series of events on and around campus to protest administrative measures including student-fee hikes, staff layoffs, and unpaid furloughs for staff and faculty.
About 5,000 people, many wearing red armbands and carrying placards, overflowed Sproul Plaza for a noontime rally that some veterans of earlier protests called the largest such gathering there since the Vietnam-war era. Following longstanding Berkeley tradition, speakers addressed the crowd from the Sproul steps, urging those able to make out their words to “save UC” from the draconian budget cuts — more than $800 million systemwide — that have led to steps that even top UC officials acknowledge threaten the university’s public mission. Administrators — backed by large numbers of faculty and staff — have sought to put the onus squarely on Sacramento, demanding that legislators fully fund higher education in California.
Did classes resume today or were they going to continue the demonstrations?
At CGB, we whine because we care
by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure quite a few classes went on even yesterday. But, classes are on today.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Stupid protestors are stupid.
TAKE OFF THAT RED ARMBAND!
by paleodan on Sep 25, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ratto says we have to win in Eugene
The compelling pregame issue from Eugene is what uniform the Oregon players will wear to play Cal, and as it turns out, the Ducks are going old school.
That is to say, their pre-Nike-fashionista-rolling-costume-party duds, and back to ones in which the numbers were easy to read and the helmets didn’t cause your corneas to sear.
This is a big deal at Oregon, right up there with the fan who demanded a refund after the loss at Boise State, and got a personal check from head coach Chip Kelly, but still well below the LaGarrette Blount episode. Oregon, you see, has drama down
Point Plankn!
ATQ! PARLAY!
I would like to explore the possibility of my setting up a Vichy-style collaborator government here in CGB ATQ South.
dboneisloose
Who are you to negotiate with the terrorists? You aren’t even dballisloose.
YOU ARENT’ EVEN DBALLISLOOSE!
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HOW DO YOU KNOW MY BALLS AREN’T LOOSE?
Wait…
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Chronicle Breaks down the Pac10 as of this week1. Cal (3-0): The next two weeks will determine if the Bears are ready to win the conference and have Jahvid Best make a run at the Heisman Trophy. Oregon is a tough place to play, but the Ducks are all wet – they are 2-1 but have been outscored 79-77. Quarterback Kevin Riley’s improvement should prevent USC from crowding the line of scrimmage against Best in two weeks.
..
5. Oregon State (2-1): Jacquizz Rodgers runs and catches, brother James Rodgers catches and the rest of the team stands around and watches.
6. Oregon (2-1): LaGarrette Blount went out swinging. Quarterback Jeremiah Masoli is going down getting gang-tackled on runs and missing receivers high and wide.
I here those Rodgers brothers are something. OSU is #5 in the conference! I’m impressed.
Point Plankn!
with wins over mighty Portland State and UNLV
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? Portland State’s mighty? Then I’m even more impressed.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is it so difficult for you guys to understand the simple concept I have been explaning here. Let me write it down here below this line fater running it through babel fish.
THUS PLACE TO SEE PEOPLE YOU, TO THANK THE THEIR REALLY MUCH LEGAL CONTENTS ON THE UPPER SURFACE,
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You don’t have Swine Lupus do you?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting report from Okanes
Legitimate Cal-related content!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 PM PDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a fanpost to write on why the mainstream media can’t rank teams properly. Start writing it or do your homework.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to pick sleep.
Also, I wrote a fanpost entitled The Poll Dilemma a few months back. Basically on the same topic.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Sleeping at night?
You’re going to have to change that habit if you want to go to college.
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
if it makes you feel any better
the way our passing game has been going, Syd’Quan Thompson won’t be needed anyway.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Syd is sick?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ahhh
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ahh
ooooooooooooo
oo
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
Mighty Oregon Shall Prevail!
Oregon, our Alma Mater, we will guard thee on and on.
Fellows gather ‘round and cheer her; chant her glory, Oregon.
Roar the praises of her warriors, sing the story, Oregon;
On to victory urge the heroes of our Mighty Oregon.
We will march, march, on down the field, fighting for Oregon.
Plough through the foeman’s line their strength we’ll defy.
We’ll give a long cheer for our men. We’re out to win again.
OSU CGB may fight to the end but we will win.
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
those arn't the lyrics I know to that....
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Sep 25, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I already tried defecting, looks like they’re taking no prisoners.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause they wouldn’t take prisoners. They just let him go.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
One run by ducks.
Frankly, if we had enough bread we could squash this thing altogether right now.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
With the resistance at its lowest ebb, a brilliant breakthrough by Dr. C. Band Great brought the bears back onto the battlefield.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I literally had ducks eating out of my hands earlier today.
My research is paying off.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No, they are massacring their appetites on con carne. That’s why Shufelt brought the chips.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
they’re eating “with meat”? What is the meat with? Inquiring minds want to know!!
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Sorry that no one took the bait. Maybe the Indian contingent missed your comment in all the inanity.
As the head of the Indian contingent, I would like to state that we do not endorse comments regarding what has been referred to on this plot of the Internets as “curry”.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re the head of the indian contingent?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
This changes EVERYTHING!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
He didn’t say he was Indian, he said he was the head of the Indian contingent. Therefore, he’s probably British.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, different Europeans in the area where my family’s from, but that’s exactly what it could have been!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Weather for Pondicherry, India – Add to iGoogle
84°F | °C
Wind: SW at 0 mph
Humidity: 37%
Sat
89°F | 80°FSun
89°F | 78°FMon
87°F | 78°FTue
87°F | 78°F
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It hit 116 here yesterday in the SFV…..FML
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m headed to Orange County today; perhaps I shouldn’t have packed based on weather up here.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You really shouldnt have pakced based on the weather in Antarctica. That was just foolish.
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But I didn’t pack based on the weather in Antarctica.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
I assume you haven’t been there or heard anything about it other than that Wiki article?
I ask because you’ve been to the weird parts of India
In other words, Go Bears!
My friends rave about it. Ive never been there.
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He’s actually never left the room he’s in now. He hired a body double to go to games and pretend to be him.
Personally, I’m impressed.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, what? The Indian contingent isn’t limited by such things as ethnicity!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
If I remember my etymology correctly, you’re actually the spawn of one of our former imperial overlords.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
They didn’t really rule so much as they set up trading posts and spread culture.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s probably because the Brits grabbed everything else first.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
It actually wasn’t occupied by the British until 1812, and that was only for three years, according to Wikipedia.
The Portuguese had established a permanent settlement in 1510.
I’m learning! ..From Wikipedia.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes the Portugese had Goa and Pondicherry. They were driven out when India won Indepnedance
In other words, Go Bears!
Actually, the French and British had Pondicherry. The Portugese had Goa, until the 1960s, when Portugal and India both realized that the colonial era was over and India could kick Portugal’s ass.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s great to learn
Cause knowledge is power!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was the French are half the battle……or is it that they only stick around and fight for half the battle?
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, he’s so Dravidian, I thought he was black!
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You couldn’t out Dravidian him on the most Dravidianest day of your life with an electrified Dravidian machine!
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Actually, royrules is the only Dravidian of the Indian contingent.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
If you start calling me names, I’m Goan somewhere else.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Look, the bottom line is: you’re from hippie Portugese part of India, I’m whitewashed, and royrules can’t be the head of anything because he’s EECS (sorry dude). Therefore, the head of the Indian contingent is clearly Rishi.
The chakra on the Indian flag will now be replaced with a lemon drop.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I was born and raised in Southern California, so I extra-don’t-count.
However, no one else claimed the title, so I get it because I called dibs first.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like we should give it to Conquest Chronicle’s own DC Trojan!
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But I claimed it first!
It’s Internet rules: he who claims “First!” wins the thread/idea/meaningless-thing.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we were all born here. If we were born in India we wouldn’t be on a football blog right now.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I read that as:
If this doesn’t reach 1K by 6 o’clock tomorrow I am defecating.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
In the evening, in case you weren’t sure.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 24, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Back in my day, we’d hit 1K by 5. All it took was a few hippies livin’ in the trees.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think merely saying Mission Accomplished would do this justice.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 25, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Cal has sucked on the road
Doc Saturday notes that Cal plays way worse away from Memorial, with supporting statistics.
Counterpoint: Cal can’t win a big game on the road. I’m not much for intangibles like “home field advantage,” except as last resort when there are no other clear advantages. At this point, though, clearly traveling has to be considered a disadvantage for Cal, and not just for “big games” — for almost any game:
The Bears have lost nine of their last 11 Pac-10 matches on the road, including games at Washington, Stanford, UCLA, Oregon State and twice at Arizona. After demolishing one of the worst teams in Pac-10 history, Washington State, last September, they dropped a stunning game at reeling Maryland and went on to blow their last three away from home in-conference, all by double digits. It’s like a different team outside of Berkeley.
The win at Minnesota was the Bears’ best road win since September 2007, at Oregon, a game in which the Ducks a) outgained Cal by almost 100 yards, b) finished –4 in turnovers, and c) were still a yard away from winning if not for Cam Colvin’s goal line giveaway en route to the winning touchdown; from there, the Bears lost their last four on the road, three as favorites.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 PM PDT reply actions
A lot of teams don’t play as well on the road. I don’t see why this is such a big deal. Doc is making it sound like we’re not doing as well as everyone else when in fact we’re doing just as well as everyone else.
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Does the average team has as sharp of a drop-off on the road as we do?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You are acting remarkably calm in the face of such insanity. It is a compliment to your constitution that you can be so placid when the enemy is bearing down on us. Perhaps we should promote you to Super Awesome Killer Great Dude. Or, failing that, Vice Super Awesome Killer Great Dude.
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Perhaps. I’ll have to check that as we get deeper into the season.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, we've struggled on the road, but...
After demolishing one of the worst teams in Pac-10 history, Washington State, last September, they dropped a stunning game at reeling Maryland and went on to blow their last three away from home in-conference, all by double digits. It’s like a different team outside of Berkeley.
This makes it sound like we got blown out of our Pac-10 road games last year. Yes, we lost by 15 at Arizona. But we led the game at halftime and were still in it in the 4th Q. The USC game was 10-3 until late in the 4th Q. And the OSU game was 27-21 until the pick six at the end of the game. Yeah, losing is losing, but we had chances to win all of those games.
The writer suggests otherwise.
Praise be to Tedford!
I was saving this for blackmail...Twist...I still have the original...sadly....
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
MY EYES
MY EYES
IT HURTS SO MUCH!
QUICK, SOMEBODY THROW SOME BREAD AT HIM. MAKE IT STOP!
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That is why YOU shouldn't drink tequila
I made copies…sadly…
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
Offensive to who? People with working eyesight? Or does that also include the blind?
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I might delete this comment because your grammar is so offensive.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Sep 24, 2009 11:21 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Don’t make me pull out the Dixon photo. I think you know which one I’m talking about. I’ll do it too. DON’T PUSH ME. I HAVE MY HAND ON THE RED BUTTON!
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You push that button. I have five of your dance team in my apartment. My conscience is clear.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
well we’re actually gonna go party with taylor tedford right now. meet us there.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Ya, I know, you have all those photos of the dance team with red smiles drawn on their faces and their eyes cut out. That is so creepy. Seriously. You have a problem. You should get professional help.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 25, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’s a picture of Marshawn, practicing with the 1st team defense and disguising himself as Jonathan Stewart to add to the authenticity.
So what?
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You guys are such hipsters!
The best part of that game is when YOUR QB threw interceptions!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
--
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ayoob > Masoli.
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by HydroTech on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
HYDRO JUST LAID THE GAUNTLET DOWN.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bravo!
When Hydro gets cray, all bets are off.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eauRx_BjTFA
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
WOWOWOWOWOW
Rec’d to hell
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Really right now?
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 27, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone else watch
the ’07 game today? They had it on ESPN Classic..
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
“I was watching ESPN Classic today. A guy hit a foul ball…fuckin’ classic”
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
by 071903 on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm confused
about whether there is a joke somewhere in there
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean ESPN Classic shows something besides poker and American Gladiators?
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I leave for two hours and come back to find THIS?!?!?!?
BAN THEM BAN THEM ALL ONE BY ONE!!!!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
it would be the greatest thing in the history of mankind
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll get you a disguise. Like “CD Trojan” or something as clever.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Perf!
They’ll never get it!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve got my KD Mustache disguise all ready
by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I was just saying that you currently are not getting Trojan whores. I said nothing about the future!
Enjoy your fancy country club with its clean streets and roads meant for driving.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
You’ve been doing an awful lot of thinking. Here, have a sodie pop:
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I think the question is, do we attack when Oregon is playing UCLA, or when Cal is playing UCLA? Or both? I think because they’ll ban so many of us so quickly, we’ll only have one shot at this.
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I think we should do it at night when there is a greater chance that their mods aren’t on the blog so we can get as much inanity on there as possible.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
We’re going to need a lot of Karl Dorrell mustache photos. And those stupid dynasty is over posters.
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Three strategic considerations:
1. Rather than running in there and posting lots of blatantly stupid shit – which will just result in them banning us en masse – we should infiltrate slowly under the guise of legitmately participating in discussion, and then slowly segue into madness. This will be both funnier and more effective.
2. Let’s try to get more allies on board. Conquest Chronicles? CougCenter?
3. The admins might want to stay out of this so that SBN doesn’t get pissed at them.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
a plan brilliant in its intricacy
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Conquest Chronicles would be in for sure. But if the mods stay out of it, i’m not sure we’d get a lot of USC fans to participate.
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I don’t think I could pull if off during football season. Basketball I can do, or should I say Ben Ball Warriors?
I fight to bring freedom to fellow Bruins struggling under the yolk of Nestorian tyranny!
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
Is it just me
or does a Ben Ball Roundup sound like something excruciatingly painful?
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Their segment names are so stupid
Basketball coverage there is actually pretty good, if you can ignore the fascism.
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
or should I sayBen Ball WarriorsBen-Wa Ballers?
Fixed.
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?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Ummm... sooooo not what I meant.
You missed my point. I’m to avoid a NSFW link, so… well, just look it up.
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I like idea #1. That would be pretty funny. Perhaps we could do a fanshot on BN praising UCLA and CRN, then slowly evolve the entire fanpost with comments that slowly begin to make fun of BN, UCLA, and CRN.
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Who are you and what have you done with HydroTech!?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I think this is the kind of thing that we should plan out carefully.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, we’ll have to plan it out carefully. We won’t be able to discuss it in public in the DBDs. We’ll also need more people who aren’t already banned at BN.
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I think it’s my bow.
Or it could be “us midgets will come along for comedy relief”
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
I doubt any BNers would ever get this far into a DBD, this is a perfect place for discussion.
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
What if we started a Stanford blog then invaded it and tore it down?
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
by GBB4188 on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
We’d be starting and tearing down a blog that no one cares about in the first place?
Praise be to Tedford!
you could be demoted to sec118 for this!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
558 comments before midnight?
On this note I leave you. Good night, gentlemen (and hypothetical ladies).
dboneisloose
pussy.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
What was that thing we used to eat back in the day?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Takimoto knows what I’m talking about.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
It's getting awfully quiet
I think we’ve outlasted our so-called invaders.
Now we can do what we like!
HONK!
Point Plankn!
Man, almost 600 comments in a little over three hours.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
We’ve done some good work tonight.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
second wave
Sigh. I should have known that an insurgency fueled by chips and beer wasn’t going to last. Sometimes you have to get the imperial storm troops rallied…
Do not upset the crystal football of power!
Also,
by LeonPowe on Sep 25, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
We have the advantage, because we’re in the Pacific Time Zone, so we can stay up later than those CGB Northers. They are apparently on Newfoundland time where it is currently 4 AM.
Plus, we have Leon Powe who can patrol all night long.
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Cal fans FAIL
Landry Jones of Oklahoma beats out Jahvid Best for the Week 3 ESPN All-America Award. For torching Tulsa at home.
Vote more Cal fans!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 25, 2009 1:01 AM PDT reply actions
Solution: Jahvid Best must grow a moustache.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Needs more photoshop.
And Arthur Kade.
Most people grow moustaches. Champions…
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
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by LeonPowe on Sep 25, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
WOW!!
So i just checked CGB before i headed off to bed, and I see that we were invaded.
Great job brothers, well fought valiant battle and we stood our ground, or rather you did.
This buds for you!
"Best is Best" - Every single broadcaster this upcoming season, completely original and funny right???
Tedford hates Party Yachts!
The Beaugoisie waits in the wings…
If something were to happen to Kevin Riley in Saturday’s game, there’s no guarantee that it would be Brock Mansion replacing him.
Coach Jeff Tedford said Thursday night that the backup quarterback job is competitive and that it is being evaluated. He said Beau Sweeney has come on lately and is pushing Mansion for the No. 2 job.
Praise be to Tedford!
It’s obvi that this is all because Tedford hates Riley and wishes he could still play Longshore. Need I point out that Sweeney wears No. 9? Or maybe he really likes the number 9.
Either way, I rest my case.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Summary of this DBD in a picture
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
by Rishi on Sep 25, 2009 7:13 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 25, 2009 7:33 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Looks like I'm 700 comments late here
but doesn’t a declaration that this land has changed ownership require a victory first?
Just saying . . .
In any case, any blog wagers going on this year’s game?
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
but doesn’t a declaration that this land has changed ownership require a victory first?
AGHEWAUGEAWH Don’t rub it in!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
I tried to get one going but the ATQ guys shot it down. :(!
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Blog bets have only brought bad juju.
We made bets with you guys, and OBNUG…
’nuff said.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
J - Sissies!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on Sep 25, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I had fun with a beer bet with the Hammer and Rails. I’d be willing to do the same with someone, under the circumstances of:
It’s only 1 person. (If we lose, I don’t want to buy 40 people a beer)
Craft Brews only. (I mean… let’s be real here)
Origin of beers must come from represented region. (I’d send you a QUALITY Oregon beer.)
Brand and Type of beer can be arranged via emails.
The bet includes one 6-pack plus shipping.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
How do you ship beer when you send it?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Can you send me a non-quality Oregon beer? I have plants I’d like to kill.
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Nope. I can’t. Non-quality Oregon beer DOESN’T EXIST, BITCH!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
by JShufelt on Sep 25, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Become a fan of Aaron Rodgers on fb
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Aaron-Rodgers/21702094751?ref=nf
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Nope. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll die when I sleep. I’m ever so scared.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause-
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Or when you are tired.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 25, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it bad that I rec'd this post?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Haha, the Ducks attack in the wee hours of the morning.
My cousin is on the Oregon golf team, so I’m impartial.
My father, the Cal Grad however, hates Ducks with an undying passion that is burning in the very center of his soul.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
Gameday will come to Berkeley if we beat Oregon
According to Kirk Herbstriet who was on the Cowterd show this morning.
Stolen from BI
In other words, Go Bears!
33SS is gonna kick your ass
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you not see Twist’s scoop?
I’m hearing rumors from some people who work for the University that Gameday is going to come to Cal. They apparently are not going to announce it until after the Oregon game (i.e. Sunday) so as to not create a giant distraction. It looks like it might be set up on Sproul Plaza starting next Thursday night.
If these rumors are true, then this would be exciting news.
Nonetheless, like I said, this is all fluff to me. Health and wins. Health and wins. Health and wins. Health and wins.
Barring something ridiculous happening, GameDay’s coming. From what I’ve heard, even if we don’t win.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Twist’s scoop neck tshirt?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Oregon fans: serious question here:
Do you really think Masoli is a good enough QB for the program that Oregon can and should be building?
I know he’s had good games but every time I watch him he reminds me of Joe Ayoob with a tutu. Maybe he comes back and kills Cal in the passing game, but do you guys really think he’s serviceable?
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
I think he still gives Oregon the best chance at winning our games. Especially with our young OLine.
People were really doubting him last year after UCLA. He was 5 for 19. Yet, he had a remarkable end of last year, AND an astounding spring game. All the buzz from practice is that he clearly shows he has talent and knows how to play well. Game day, he doesn’t know what to do. He’s still a Junior
His Oregon career really tells that inconsistency has been prevalent. His potential is high, his current level of playing is low.
I’ll finish with this, anyone that says he’s never had good footwork, or never had good mechanics is ignorant in QB mechanics. He doesn’t have good pocket presence, but he needs to move around to see the WR routes. He’s about as tall as I am.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
He was a 57% passer last year, including against some good defenses (USC) – did something fundamental change, or is it solely a function of his line not giving him enough time and the receivers being younger?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
A lot of things fundamentally changed. Including his familiarity with the system. He started to step forward into his throws against Arizona. This year, he’s thrown off his back foot just about every pass, except once or twice. He’s also locked on to a single receiver nearly every snap.
He came in late fall camp. He didn’t get most of the first round reps until the fourth week.
He was also 65% against one of the Pac-10s best passing defenses last year. Oregon’s receivers were also 50-50s.
Since drops still go against the QB. I bet Oregon had about 20-30 drops last year. He was probably over 60-65% passing last year without the drops
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
Moral of story he will win a few games he is not supposed to win but lose a few games he is not supposed to lose.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
Like Utah, without his decisions in the running game, we likely lose. But his turnovers almost cost us the game that we were in control of.
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
An astounding spring game?!
Well, shit, why even play the games, let’s just hand him the Heisman!
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
going to reach 1,000 posts before lunchtime?
This is insane, of course the DBD was started at 9pm the night before.
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It’s like talking about a no-hitter while it’s in progress. You’ve spooked it.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the ducks will leave.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Put down that duck call!
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
If I put down that duck call, I’ll be forced to pick up my shotgun.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Keep blowin’ that duck call!
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
You Ducks sure are good at blowing.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Si se puede! Si se puede!
Not going to led the patos from the north come down here and take over our blog!
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
la suya!
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
ves o no ves, cara de pez?
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
olvidalo, no importa
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
psssst, they are the Resistance. We’re the Occupiers. The non-evil Occupiers. They’re fighting back;. We must crush them before the rainy season. A shiny mule to the person who brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
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It’s time for the employee of the month award!
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
No, we’re La Resistance. Like the French when the Germans occupied in the Second World War II.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, how can we be occupied when we’re occupying them?
If they’re all over here trying to occupy the shit out of us, who is pretending to govern over CGB North???
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Ha! His extreme socialist ideology will doom CGB North! DOOOOOOOOO!
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You’re doing it wrong.
The correct spelling is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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Anyway, they are more like La Burrita than la Resistance.
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La Burrita is da bomb! I’ll gladly pay one of you to FedEx me La Burrita down to LA once a month.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
rollonubears……double agent
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
You just called a 15 year-old boy you know from the Internet a sexy female spy.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Um………no I didn’t. It was Twist.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
why don’t you have a seat?
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Sep 25, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
To be sure who the saboteur is we must get rid of the Grand Council in whole, down with them all the Folletariat, the Jahvidtician, and the Marshawnthusiasts.
¡Los Osos Para La Victoria!
by GoldenTorero on Sep 25, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey did you get the T-Fred dvd?
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what you are talking about……………………
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Not funny. Someone got it, or will get it…..Mr. T.N. Hook.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Twist N. Hook. Have no idea what the N is for.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s Nathaniel. That’s what he signed a letter to the Berkeley city council as.
In other words, Go Bears!
Motherhonking Nailed It: The TwistNHook story.
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I pledge allegiance to OSKI the great.
¡Los Osos Para La Victoria!
by GoldenTorero on Sep 25, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, Time to use this invasion as an opportunity for a Coup d’etat!
¡Los Osos Para La Victoria!
by GoldenTorero on Sep 25, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
The infidels have hacked my account and are trying to break us from within. Go Bears!
¡Los Osos Para La Victoria!
by GoldenTorero on Sep 25, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What, 0.00005% of the French population during the war and 75% of the French population after the war?
Having worn a kilt outside in Edinburgh on a 55 degree day with sustained 15 – 20 mph winds, I can assure you that you are right.
You're from North Kilttown?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello. My name is Colonel Montoya. You killed my sergeant. Prepare to die.
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And Bush, a metaphor of course for the complete mockery our defense will make of the Oregon offense.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
IMO all ducks are lame.
¡Los Osos Para La Victoria!
by GoldenTorero on Sep 25, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
You didn’t play this game yesterday so I don’t expect you to get it.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh I get it, just not quick enough to think of a funny metaphor.
¡Los Osos Para La Victoria!
by GoldenTorero on Sep 25, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, Time to use this invasion as an opportunity for a Coup d’etat!
¡Los Osos Para La Victoria!
by GoldenTorero on Sep 25, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Coup d’etat? That sounds delicious! Does it come à la mode?
It's spelled "S-H-U-X-U-A-L H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T"
Get a life. Get your own blog. Or, following the beat-down you’ll receive tomorrow, jump on the Cal bandwagon and renounce your loyalty to Oregon.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck, now I gotta 3x as obsequious. Thanks a lot, dball. Thanks a fucking lot.
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This reminds me of so many conversations I had when I disappointed my father. But…….but, I was just trying to help.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
dballisbeingfollowedbyholmoephobe
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
If it makes you feel better, yes.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
The sound/picture quality is shit, but it's Cal players dancing, apparently.
And what looks like Devin Bishop’s YouTube account.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFZTOS4utv4
“
First video, dont judge me judge the dancin
Category: Music
Tags: Dbish Marv Jones Verran Tucker and Aric "
I’m not sure if this was posted before, but I hadn’t seen it.
Yknow, without that comma in there, you really have a different meaning than I intended.
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he’s talking to himself again. happens every time we reach 1,000 100 posts
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Where are these 1,000 bitches? And how can we avoid them?
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, they could be the good kind of bitches.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 25, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Great point.
Twist, good bitches, bad bitches or really bad bitches? Cuz I’m only interested in the really bad ones.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we have become martyrs and kill the ducks or something….then we get 1,000 bitches.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, they’re not one of my 99 problems.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I know, but if you remove the comma you had in there, it doesn’t change anything.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
still not quite right. i think its:
We broke 1,000 comments, bitches.
Or better yet:
Bitches, we broke 1,000 comments.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
As per Awful Announcing, our crew for tomorrow is:
California @ Oregon (ABC/ESPN, 3:30pm)- Terry Gannon, David Norrie
BOOM, there goes the hammer.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he does NFL now.
I will miss his complete denial of reality. "IT LOOKS TO BE A TOUCHDOWN, FOLKS!
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IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING!
HOW CAN YOU REVIEW IT IF THERE’S TO CALL TO REVIEW?!!!
WE STILL DON’T HAVE A CALL!!!
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
That has to be my favorite part of the game.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!
"Best is Best" - Every single broadcaster this upcoming season, completely original and funny right???
Bearing witness to Dan Fouts’ mental breakdown made the pain of that season go down a little bit easier.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait what pain, don’t you remember the season ended after that game. No kind of pain to deal with cause we went from the Oregon game to the Armed Forces bowl, yeaaaa RILEY!
"Best is Best" - Every single broadcaster this upcoming season, completely original and funny right???
Oh yeah. It must of been a bad dream I had then.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?! He should be focused on the game!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
In Autzen, duck hunts you!
But I must admit that Student-Athlete Jones deserves credit for correctly putting an apostrophe at the end of “huntin’”. Cal book lernin good is.
We book learn good down here.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Although he either double perioded or was 1 point of ellipses short.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s just conserving points because of the recession.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think he was trying to make a point there?
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And, he follows DeSean and Nyan, finally found those two.
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 25, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Syd'Quan Squid Thompson's father?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 25, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Scientists confirm existence of superheavy element 114
Researchers in Berkeley Lab’s Nuclear Science Division and UC Berkeley have made a step forward in the quest to achieve an ‘Island of Stability’ among notoriously short-lived artificial elements, by confirming the production of the superheavy element 114.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
STILL NO STANFURDIUM
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
MEMORIAL STADIUM
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
F reply phail
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 25, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s exactly why you didn’t do well in chemistry and had to settle on a career in law.
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
EVERYONE READY FOR ANOTHER RISHI WEEKEND?!?!?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
dalah mendi!!!
I love the Indian Captain Planet video.
Random fact, this song was used in an episode of The Unusuals last season.
I just like the lyrics, even though I can’t understand them
“In your yard I am the ferengi, naw, very odd and chunky
In your yard I am the ferengi, naw, very odd and chunky
In your yard I am the ferengi, naw, very odd and chunky
Sue the guard up the lake, there’s sawdust, and pizza, Yoda!”
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
flagged…………for not enough Freida Pinto
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
As my weekend will undoubtedly contain.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
I hope so, McPimpin, I hope so.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez!
For doubting my ability to draw in Freida Pinto.
I’m a champion!
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
And I’m rooting for you too. Its not a matter of if you draw her in, its just a matter of when. Hit it with a quickness!
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be so disappointed. In Freida Pinto.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 25, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yknow one of my friends went to school with Ms. Pinto. She doesn’t hold Ms. Pinto in that high of esteem.
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Are you sure it was one of your friends? Are you sure it wasn’t nobody?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ya, they went to Xavier’s
Pinto studied at Carmel of St. Joseph School in Malad and completed her Bachelor of Arts (BA) degree in English Literature from St. Xavier’s College, Mumbai.567
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Your evidence is not convincing enough. Photographic evidence is required.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Nude photographic evidence. Her nude. Not you. Her.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The ducks have headed south for the winter, along with their hopes, dreams and aspirations.
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by dballisloose on Sep 25, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone’s spent after getting to 1000.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I just spent an hour and a half resolving our latest development crisis – by which I mean getting the people who really know what they’re doing to sort out the soolution, and calming down the customers.
It doesn’t exactly help me bring the funny, and I need all the help I can get.
I can’t do much work because I’m waiting on others to finish their parts. Without that I can’t do shit.
In other words, Go Bears!
And in less than 15 minutes I have to meet with my manager and explain to him what I’ve done the whole week… oh crap
In other words, Go Bears!
“Well, I usually get in 15 minutes late —I use the back door, that way Lumberg can’t see me. Then I sit and stare at CGB for a couple hours. But it looks like I’m working.”
Point Plankn!
by CalBandGreat on Sep 25, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The rollonubear bump faded. This DBD was my Huckabee.
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by rollonubears on Sep 25, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
QUESTIONS FOR MARK YUDOF – Big Man on Campus [NYT interview]
U.C. is facing a budget shortfall of at least $753 million, largely because of cuts in state financing. Do you blame Governor Schwarzenegger for your troubles?
I do not. This is a long-term secular trend across the entire country. Higher education is being squeezed out. It’s systemic. We have an aging population nationally. We have a lot of concern, as we should, with health care.
And education?
The shine is off of it. It’s really a question of being crowded out by other priorities.
Already professors on all 10 U.C. campuses are taking required "furloughs," to use a buzzword.
Let me tell you why we used it. The faculty said "furlough" sounds more temporary than "salary cut," and being president of the University of California is like being manager of a cemetery: there are many people under you, but no one is listening. I listen to them.
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How long do you guys think it would take to drive from South Berkeley/North Oakland to Alameda at 8am on a Saturday? Google maps says 15 min but that seems too low…
dboneisloose
This thread has been… odd, to say the least.
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by rollonubears on Sep 25, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
at 8am on a Saturday that sounds about right.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Christ!
1100+ comments…I think I am going to hang out on this game thread tomorrow just to see the fucking fireworks!!!!
just to see the fucking fireworks!!!!
Whatever turns you on, buddy.
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fucking fireworks sounds dangerous…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 25, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And only about 200 in the last five hours.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If you’re in Berkeley or nearby, you should go to the Big Spike and verbally abuse college-age girls to throw them off their game, in spite of their attractiveness.
Yes, you should trash talk them with harsh insults, such as calling one “Grumpy”.
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by Yes We Cannon on Sep 25, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nearly 1200 comments, and only 5 have contained ‘Honk’
The ducks have won. They have changed us.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Nailed it!
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 25, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone might as well put us over 1,200
And I’m somebody!
A new angle of our favorite picture!
Point Plankn!
i love that picture
what a tackle…
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
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by Takimoto on Sep 25, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What a cheap tackle. And I say that with 100% seriousness. Although it’s not a horse collar technically, he’s still grabbing the shoulder pads to bring down Marshawn, just like a horse collar tackler would.
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that's a fair point
but when you can’t see because you have a huge hand in your face, i kind of think he’s grabbing on to whatever he can.
It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Nobody around post-VBall?
You guys sock.
2 minutes until this thread is obsolete, we hardly knew ye.
I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.
You could have! Instead I had to go to CalBears.com to get the information.
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