DBD 9/24/2009 - NEWS YOU CAN USE . . FROM CHINA!
I didn't have any place to post this so I decided to start the DBD.
A colleague and friend of mine was on a business trip to Beijing today - on his way back, he goes to the Beijing Airport Burger King and there is this huge guy in front of him making an order, which the Burger King staff messed up. My friend helps this huge guy out with translation to fix the order and they get to talking.
The huge guy turns out to be: Devon Hardin.
Apparently he had spent all summer playing for a team in Henan Province. He's currently on his way home for the birth of his kid (godfather: Leon Powe, not LeonPowe) and then after that off to Thunder Training Camp.
And you thought I couldn't get any scoops on Cal sports living in China. Just wait Twist, I'll see if I can track down that Jamal Sampson interview.
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Leon, how good is the Chinese Basketball League, or whatever they call it? Is it way below the Euro leagues, or are they comparable to any of them?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 4:40 AM PDT reply actions
Its not to the level of the best euro leagues (italy spain greece russia and most eastern european) but its better than say sweden denmark the uk or the swiss league)
Its probably indicative that the main foreign stars here were not huge stars in the us, but rather fringe nba players. Most had a cup of coffee in the league (gabe menouke, god shammgod). The individual talent might get up to pac 10 level, but for the most part these are small div 1 to good div 2 level talent players.
by LeonPowe on Sep 24, 2009 5:32 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
GET HIM TO GIVE US AN INTERVIEW
Proud to hold season tickets to the only NBA team soon to be owned by a Russian oligarch.
by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Already on his flight back to the bay area. If I wad there, I’d have asked. Dammit was, not wad. Too difficult to edit on blackberry.
by LeonPowe on Sep 24, 2009 7:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Who sets the better example, Rick Neuheisel or Jim Harbaugh?
That said, I thought this story from late summer is worth noting now that the Cardinal are our next opponent. Jon Wilner from the San Jose Mercury News reported the following at the end of August:
This summer, Stanford mega-donor John Arrillaga built a private luxury bathroom and shower for Harbaugh that sources said cost between $50,000 and $70,000.
“John A did a nice job,” Harbaugh said Monday of the man who built Stanford Stadium.
The bathroom might look good from the inside, but it looks awful from the outside.
The Stanford athletic department is facing a multi-million revenue shortfall. Fundraising has cratered. Team budgets are being sliced. More than 20 jobs have been eliminated through layoffs and buyouts, and at least one sport (fencing) is in danger of being cut.
So by all means, build the football coach a private bathroom.
“It was something I’d asked for,’’ Harbaugh said. "It cuts down on drag.’’
In other words, it saves time.
Until now, the nearest bathroom was about 20 steps down the hall from the football office. The nearest shower was two floors below Harbaugh’s deskWilner went on to speculate how the project “would enrage athletic department staffers and members of the Cardinal sports community,” in the current economic climate.
I thought the story was kind of interesting given the message Coach Neuheisel and Howland sent to the UCLA community this past summer when both of them volunteered to take as much as 10 percent cuts from their salaries. Note even though the cuts were mandated for other state employees even though, Neuheisel and Howland were not subject to that reduction because of their multi-year contracts.
Well, I think what folks at Stanford Athletics decide to do is strictly their business. I don’t really have an opinion on Harbaugh’s (rather expensive) throne. The stark contrast with what CRN (and CBH) did is kind of funny though.
What do you guys think?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 4:51 AM PDT reply actions
Illogical comparison
One is a public university, funded by the state of California (SOC), while the other is a private school, funded by donors (D).
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Those BNers are always constructing some weird straw-man comparisons in order to help the beatification process of their abbreviated, initialized coaches. So, of course CRN and CBH will end up appearing to be the face of altruism and humanity in any conversation. Notice how there is no mention of the humble CRN’s recent purchase of a membership in the Bel Air Country Club?
Just to be clear, I don’t think Newhayzel’s membership in the BACC is a bad thing at all … he has the cash and has earned it. It’s just silly how those idiots over there continue to paint their coaches as something divine.
Mark it "8", Dude.
I’m curious how they viewed Karl Dorrell upon his initial hire.
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We’ll never know as Dorrell was hired pre-BN days. By the time BN was up and running, Dorrell and his moustaches were already hated.
But it wouldn’t surprise me if their first reaction was one of babyblue lovin.
Mark it "8", Dude.
Wayback Machine pulled this up from Nestor's personal blog
Today, UCLA has made an undprecedented hire and shown why they are five steps ahead of the rest of the schools in the Pac 10. The hiring of CKD as HC of UCLA’s FB shows that not only are we one of the finest academic institutions in the nation, we also progress forward. CKD has a strong resume, built in the NFL, the toughest league in which to win. He’s shown he has a strong offensive background and my prediction is that both of our WRs this year gain at least a thousand yards each. Furthermore, by hiring a minority coach, we are advancing our school socially as well and setting an example for all the other shameful schools (Stanford excepted) to follow. Finally, as one of the best players in UCLA’s history, we’re taking care of our own alumni.
I predict that not only will he clean up the problems made by FCBT, he will help us win the conference year-in, year-out. We have very little competition in-conference, honestly. USC had a good run under failed NFL HC Pete Carroll this year, but now that QB CP has gone to the NFL, there’s no hope – their QBs for next year are untested and unproven Matt Leinart and Matt Cassell, neither of whom look to be any good. UCB hired UO’s former OC, Jeff Tedford, but the program is so mired in scandal that they probably won’t go anywhere far. And UO lost their aforementioned OC, so MB can’t go too far with his team anymore. My prediction: within two years, the biased ECM will be calling us the Pac 1 since we begin to dominate the conference.
I could not be happier with this hire. Congrats to UCLA!
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by Rishi on Sep 24, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
you’ve unearthed a gem there my friend. fqp’d!
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 24, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
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haha, no, I just wrote it.
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by Rishi on Sep 24, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn you!
but well done. excellent report.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Sep 24, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously. It was too believeable. Down to the acronyms I don’t understand. did FCBT have any meaning?
Go Bruins!
Hmmm...
… if I had figured that out, I would have known it was a fake!
He never refers to the outgoing coach which he’s decided was awful as “Coach”. For example, Karl Dorrell is just KD, never CKD. Lavin isn’t CSL, he’s CHP (Coach Howland’s predecessor).
Go Bruins!
What’s interesting is any of the BN admins will tell you they started BN after enjoying blogging about UCLA sports from the predecessor site, firekarldorrell.com. So I dunno.
Either way, they’re a passionate group. I personally liked the hire at the time, but realized over time that he wasn’t a good fit. IMHO, removing him from the position was the right thing to do, but I don’t think demonizing him now is quite the way to go. That’s just me though.
Go Bruins!
To be fair, Karl Dorrell does kill little children in their sleep.
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by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Addicted to Quack reviews some horrid losses to the Bears.
These are some beautiful clips for us.
Its Bear week, and Media Wednesday doesn’t need to be reminded that we’ve lost three in a row and four of five against these guys. We can tell ourselves that this streak will be broken on Saturday but, lets be honest, we have no control over that. No, we must acknowledge the Juju and his power to control the fate of the football universe. Keth Allen’s drop? FLUKE. Cameron Colvin’s fumble? FLUKE. These excuses are no more. What the Juju wants is our attention and our respect. We respect you, Juju, and stand in awe of the power that you can unleash. In deference to your power, we relive the moments of mayhem that you have caused the last five years, acknowledge your power and implore you to make the Bears respect you the way we humbly do.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 4:54 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
In retrospect, not really. Oregon recovered after that, whereas we tumbled epically after the OSU game. Remember, Oregon reeled off a bunch of wins and was a legit NC contender until Dixon got injured.
Praise be to Tedford!
Yeah the Dixon injury is the trauma. Blount Force Trauma.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Blount Force Trauma.
Is that original? If so, I’ll rec it……very rec-worthy!
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Gregg Doyel argues...Tressel is a better coach than Carroll???
This is like Best-Quizz all over again.
Tell yourself. You’re the one who insists Pete Carroll is a better coach than Jim Tressel because he wins more than Jim Tressel — even as you conveniently forget that Carroll should win more than Tressel.
Yet Carroll doesn’t win the games he should. Not every time. About once a year his team loses a game it has no business losing. Carroll got the choke shock out of the way early this season against Washington, but I’m disagreeing with Dennis Dodd on one thing: He suggests Carroll’s dynasty is teetering. Not me. As long as he’s there, Carroll will win 84.9 percent of his games and the occasional national title. He’s the perfect fit for USC because he knows how to attract future NFL talent. Does he know how to coach it, how to maximize it? No. He does not.
Tressel coaches. Tressel maximizes. His teams don’t choke or get shocked. Do they lose to the best opponents on the biggest stages? Yeah. They do. All things being equal, the more talented team wins, and Ohio State hasn’t been more talented than LSU or Florida or USC or Texas. And Ohio State should never be more talented than LSU or Florida or USC or Texas.
But Tressel does get the most out of his teams. I’m sure of that. Carroll? I’m not so sure about him. The only thing I’m sure of, when it comes to Carroll, is this: He signs guys like Leinart and Bush and White and Sanchez and stud after stud after stud, but it’s wrong to say Carroll signs great talent and then just rolls the ball onto the field and lets them play.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 4:57 AM PDT reply actions
Tressel coaches. Tressel maximizes. His teams don’t choke or get shocked.
2006 National Championship game, undefeated consensus #1 Ohio State, heavy favourites, get pummelled 41-14 by a Florida team that many journalists argued should not have made the title game.
2007, #1 Ohio State loses, at home, to an Illinois team coming off a 3-9 record the prior season.
Yeah, okay, little buddy.
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I don’t get this part either:
And Ohio State should never be more talented than LSU or Florida or USC or Texas.
“Never”? Why never? And one could make a reasonable case that the undefeated consensus # 1 2006 Ohio State team was “more talented” than the 2006 Florida team.
To be fair, the Illinois team that beat Ohio State in 2007 went to the Rose Bowl. Undeservedly so, yes, but it was a good team. And I was never sold on the 2007 Ohio State team as a NC quality team. That team reaching the BCS title game had a lot more to do with what went on around them (read: other teams losing) than with how good Ohio State was.
Praise be to Tedford!
Daily Cal has a similar report to Okanes
Some additional stuff on Riley.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 4:59 AM PDT reply actions
Danzig, what do you think about this Daily Cal volleyball article?
Seems pretty top-notch. Cal ranked in the top 3 according to their sports writers.
1. Washington
In the preseason Pac-10 coaches’ poll, Washington garnered the top spot. The Huskies clearly haven’t had a problem dealing with the high expectations.
No. 3 Washington has come out more emphatically than nearly any other team in the country, easily putting together the most impressive non-conference resume among its Pac-10 peers.
On the road, the Huskies destroyed then-No. 4 Florida in straight sets, holding the Gators to a .067 hitting percentage while reeling off 44 kills. On the same road trip, Washington also defeated then-No. 9 Minnesota.
But as everyone knows, the games only get harder once you hit conference play. Luckily for Washington, it returns practically everyone from its 2008 squad — and every one of those players earned all-conference honors at the end of last season.
So, do we have a winner in Washington?
-Katie Dowd
2. Stanford
This isn’t the 2008 Stanford volleyball team. This isn’t even the 2005 Cardinal.
For the first time in four years, Stanford comes into the Pac-10 play with a significantly different look — and it’s a lot smaller.
After the 2008 season, the Cardinal graduated two of the most influential and dominant players in program history, Foluke Akinradewo and Cynthia Barboza. With them gone, though, Stanford has endured the pain of adjusting to thenew personnel changes.
No. 10 Stanford continues to run the 6-3 offense that it started using last year, but with setter Cassidy Lichtman also taking on outside hitting duties.
Expect the Cardinal to be a lot smaller but a lot scrappier this year. And while it might just be a down year for Stanford’s lofty standards, it’s hard to count out the juggernaut across the Bay.
-Katie Dowd
3. Cal
The Cal volleyball team reached the final four in 2007 and the elite eight in 2008, but it’s hard to see the Bears making as deep of a run into the postseason this year.
While the usual suspects have returned — outside hitter Hana Cutura had a career-high 30 kills against No. 4 Hawaii, and Carli Lloyd has two years of experience as the starting setter — the rest of the team’s production has been less than consistent.
When Pac-10 defenses key on Cutura, Cal’s younger players will likely have to shoulder the load for Cal (7-3) to be successful.
On a roster that has only three seniors, freshmen like Correy Johnson and Tia Gaffen have been utilized by coach Rich Feller in non-conference play.
Especially in the No. 12 Bears’ Pac-10 opener against No. 10 Stanford on Friday at Haas Pavilion, depth at the net will be important against a Cardinal squad that is very familiar with Lloyd and Cutura.
-Jeff Goodman
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 5:01 AM PDT reply actions
Actually, this was very well done. The reporting has gotten better ever since Goodman got on Katie’s ass. In the podcast she still makes some mistakes like saying Stanford is the smaller / scrappier team…this used to be the case, but not this year. We’re a tad smaller than Stanford, even with Correy on the team now. But overall, good insight and I was surprised that Katie actually did some research.
Oh yeah, the one thing that still bothers me is them not watching the matches. If they watched the San Jose match, they would know that Robin’s right arm was in a sling and she was not playing (she’s our go-to serve specialist now). It’d be nice to know if she’s ready to play vs stanford and what that injury was. But, the Daily Cal is improving, so I gotta be happy about that.
Everyone who’s around should go for the Big Spike.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Epic IM convo on Bears With Fangs during Cal-Minnesota
How many convos have you had like this during a game before?
2:25 PM Jessica: BearwithFangs,
i cannot handle this
are you watching
this is ridic
i’m so pisssssed off right now
2:29 PM me: I’m pretty pissed too
Jessica: RILEY SUCKS RIGHT NOW
I"M SOOOOOOOOO MAD
OMG
OMG
2:30 PM me: ..
Jessica: I’m feeling so let down
i hate being let down
because it happens ALL the time
me: ANGER SMASH!
I know
I know
2:32 PM Jessica: we need a better DEFENSE
i’m so pissed
i cant watch this
i really cant
i hate being a cal bear
hate it
2:33 PM OMG
BAD CALLLLLLLL
2:34 PM we have to dig really deep right now!!!
2:35 PM me: That was a horrendous call
Our defense is playing ok
Except for hagan
Jessica: that guy
2 TDs on him
wtf
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 5:04 AM PDT reply actions
Who is Jessica? She seems so perfect for me and every other Cal fan out there. Irrationally upset over problems and full of self-loathing.
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I think "Jessica" is actually rollonubears except there is no disguise.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
That explains why Twist wants to marry rollonubears
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
3 CBS experts pick Cal, but one takes Oregon
Dennis Dodd gives his take.
I’m not sure we know how good Cal is yet. The fact that it needed every one of Jahvid Best’s five touchdowns to beat Minnesota distrubs me. Oregon’s offense is just rounding into shape with LaMichael James going for 152 yards against Utah. On the undercard, watch for the DB battle between Syd’Quan Thompson and Walter Thurmond III. The Ducks, wearing uniform combo No. 1,324, catch the Bears looking ahead to USC.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 5:07 AM PDT reply actions
I think that anyone who says Cal should never have been tied with Minnesota implies that Minnesota is a really bad team. But is that really true? I don’t know enough about big 10 football to say, although I do know Cal did eventually win by two touchdowns.
I think Minnesota isn’t awful, but I don’t know that they’re in the top half of the Big 10 yet. I also think that Minnesota got a number of lucky breaks in tying the score.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Fiuisiutuickic says Minn is the 7th best team in the Pac-10 so obviously we sock.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, Best will not win the Heisman since USC will slow him down.
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The fact that it needed every one of Jahvid Best’s five touchdowns to beat Minnesota distrubs me.
4 out of 5 would’ve done the trick.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
that IS distrubing.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, it only needed 4 out of 5 of Jahvid Best’s TDs to beat Minn. You can still win a game if you are up by 7.
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that IS distrubing.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Phil Steele has Cal beating Oregon, 31-17
LINK
Cal’s offense has been dominant avg 48.7 points per game led by Heisman hopeful RB Best (137 rush ypg, 7.8, 8 TD). Last week OU QB Masoli completed just 4-16 for 95 yds (3 TO’s). This one will be won in the trenches. Oregon is inexperienced along both the Offensive and defensive lines and I rate Cal in the top ten of the country on both the offensive and defensive lines. Cal has won 4 of the last 5
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 5:10 AM PDT reply actions
I read this part and figured he meant Cal would win:
Phil’s FORECAST: California 31 OREGON 17
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I see. I don’t know why he has two scores then.
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
He has this to say:
This one will be won in the trenches. Oregon is inexperienced along both the Offensive and defensive lines and I rate Cal in the top ten of the country on both the offensive and defensive lines.
Hmm, I wonder who will win the trenches based off of that assessment.
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Ze Germans?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Its a pretty good compliment that he views our lines as both being in the top 10 in the country, considering we technically have a fairly young and inexperienced offensive line, with 1 RFr and 2 So’s.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
After a long and brutal first three quarters there will be nothing decided. Then the Ducks will launch an all out blitz and make significant gains before Cal’s superior depth takes over the depleted Oregon players and wins the game.
just like WWII
The Ducks will have their line focused on a frontal attack, and the Bears will use their speed to get around the outside of the line, and deep into Duck territory.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Clearly, we what we need is another force to enter from the East. Can we get Oregon State to just run onto the field and start tackling Oregon players?
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Did you just call Mike Riley Stalin?!
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by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, needs to murder a few million more people.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
MSNBC picks Oregon, 31-28
LINK
No. 6 California at Oregon
3:30 p.m. ET, ABC
Now that the clouds have rolled in on USC’s half of Los Angeles and the sun is shining brightly in Berkeley, it might not be the best time to be visiting rainy Eugene.
With everything seemingly going right for Cal and RB Jahvid Best booking a flight to New York City in December, the Bears ought to be wary of the trap that awaits them at Autzen Stadium.
Fresh off its 31-24 victory over Utah, which snapped the Utes’ 16-game winning streak, Oregon is dead set on distancing itself from the nightmare of that opening night game at Boise State.
The overhyped Bears provide the Ducks with a golden opportunity to get that done. Cal QB Kevin Riley hasn’t made any mistakes yet this season … meaning that he is due for a couple.
Opening point spread: California by 6
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 5:11 AM PDT reply actions
Avi,
yet again all your posts seem to be ripped from BI? keep up the good work.
by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 24, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I am confused by this post for a variety of reasons. It is response to a MSNBC story about who will win the Cal-Oregon game. Also, it seems to be discussing ripping posts from BI, but I have no idea what you are talking about. Halpo!
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I think he’s saying that that MSNBC link was hidden from the entire internet, except BI, which is where Avi CLEARLY got it from.
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You know, you’re not supposed to post BI URLs without the written consent of BearInsider. Inc.
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So far you are the only one even remotely close.
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So my grandmother can expect to evict my case and lose me?!
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by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, that Cal sites should be reporting independently, without others, despite reporting on the same subjects.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Raise your hand here if you visit BI on a daily basis or nearly as often as you visit CGB.
Thought so.
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I do visit it on a daily basis, but pretty much just once. They might have a unique link or two but for the most part it’s just rampantly stupid speculation and unfunny people.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
you mean like this one?
or this one?
how about this one?
maybe this one?
is this one from BI?
Avi you have been exposed as nothing more than a charlatan by his majesty holy keeper Of The Real! Keep up the shitty ripoff work that is unoriginal and sucks!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm confused too
Are you mad at me for not giving hat-tips to Bear Insider for the links? Or are you really encouraging me to keep up the good work?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Cal QB Kevin Riley hasn’t made any mistakes yet this season … meaning that he is due for a couple.
I agree with that logic. I’m also about to win the lottery.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I flipped a coin and it came up heads. I’m definitely due for tails…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was Miles “Tails” Prower.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
lol. DON’T YOU KNOW THAT IF THE BALL LANDS ON A BLACK NUMBER 10 TIMES IN A ROW THAT IT’S MORE LIKELY TO COME UP RED THE NEXT TIME?!?!?!?
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Losing $20 in Harrah’s back room?
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Did you know there’s a new Toaster Oven on California?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s quite close to my office, so I’m not complaining.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s where HydroTech gets his game on.
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Very impressive.
The only Harah’s I’ve been to is in New Orleans – it’s mostly obese people throwing money into the slot machines, and occasionally me attempting to remain even or slightly better on the express roulette so I’m not actually paying to drink Heineken.
Clearly, he should have just gotten all his mistakes out of the way during the EWU game!
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Exactly! Then he could be mistake free the rest of the season. Damnit! We need to fire Tedford for not using all our mistakes early in the season.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, Jahvid Best has had too many touchdowns and he’s due for a slowdown.
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I feel, however, like Oregon has 2 wins in a row. They are due for a loss.
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No, they got all their bad play out in the first game. Clearly, after that much suckitude, they’re going undefeated the rest of the way.
Those clever ducks!
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Have they got all the punching out of their system too?
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Clearly, a Cal player should have punched a Marylander in the face.
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Didn’t Hagan get pushed to the ground? That’s some violence right there.
by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Does Cal need to open the playbook to beat Oregon?
Interesting questions proposed by a Bear Insider poster.
Do we need to pull out all the stops and use the whole playbook to beat Oregon, or can we just overpower them and save some plays to surprise u$c? Or, assuming we can win while holding back part of the playbook, should we use everything and increase the margin of victory? Do coaches even consider this topic? Or are they really focused on one game at a time? If we get ahead by a couple of touchdowns, will we follow our typical pattern and get conservative to run time off the clock?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 5:12 AM PDT reply actions
I think it’s unbelievably arrogant to suggest that we need to think about “saving some plays” (whatever the fuck that means) this Saturday. We are playing Oregon. On the road. This isn’t some FCS team we’re playing. Let me channel Herman Edwards here:
You play to win the game. Hello. You play to win the game.
Whatever it takes. Just win the fucking game. If we start worrying what do do against USC, we’ll find ourselves 3 and fucking 1 on Saturday night.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Sep 24, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I certainly hope they’ve opened the playbook up before this game. How else would they learn the plays?
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Jordon James, considering Cal?
His top pick is UCLA though.
James, the No. 4-ranked running back and the No. 18 player overall, and Wright are considering three of the same schools: Arizona, California and Washington. The touted recruits are even taking two official visits together: They visited Washington on Sept. 5, and they will travel to Arizona the first weekend in November.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 5:15 AM PDT reply actions
WTF is going on here

Those headphones are half the size of DeSean’s head! You may proceed to make jokes about how DeSean has a big head as well.
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by LeonPowe on Sep 24, 2009 7:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He missed practiced yesterday, says he’ll be ready for the Chiefs. Who knows. I expect him to play, but that’s more grounded in my hope that he’ll play than any kind of special confidential information.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m night to night…
…if you catch my drift.
…did you catch it? My drift?
Ehh? Ehh?
Aw.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
That looks shockingly photoshopped.
I’m sure it’s not. It’s probably just fashion. Hell, I bet those headphones aren’t even plugged in.
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Haven't you guys seen big headphones before?
This only means he appreciates high quality cans. I look pretty crazy when I wear my headphones, (Sony MDR-CD3000)… which are considered to be the largest headphones ever made. I seriously look like Leah… of course I never wear them outside. Diaphragm size is similar to these.

I actually wear huge headphones, too. Not as big as those monstrosities, but still preetty big. I dont like those little ones. They hurt me.
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I have Vmodas. They’re awesome squishy ones you stick in your ear that do an awesome job of limiting outside noise and don’t make my eardrums feel like they’re being cornholed by satan, a la iPod earbuds.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, but better than the iPod ones. Probably not up to your standards but to my ear they sound fine.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I just have some basic sonies. I guess Im not the audiophile like you guys.

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I’m certainly not an audiophile. In the city… we have thin walls and small apartments… so we spend our money on headphones instead of stereos.
I’d feel silly if I ever wore my headphones outside. They’re too big. I guess it helps, though, that I don’t have an ipod or anything so I don’t need to wear my headphones outdoors.
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by Berkelium97 on Sep 24, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I just meant that it’s “Leia”, but you do your thing.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, that’d be sick if you can get that Jamal Sampson int.
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Dude, that’d be sick if you can get that Nate Longshore INT
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If the Packers play the Giants and Aaron Rodgers’ pass is picked off by Dante Hughes… who do you cheer for?
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By Giants, I clearly meant Giant Horses aka Colts.
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Colts waived him before the season started. I believe Hughes is a free agent at the moment.
Praise be to Tedford!
What sort of sick, three-way football match is this?
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heh heh heh
A buddy of mine, another Old Blue, has Nate as one of his LinkedIn guys.
Mark it "8", Dude.
LinkIn? With Longshore, more like LinkedINT!
……….
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by Rishi on Sep 24, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hiyoooo
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Jahvid answers Qs and looks sharp:
BERKELEY – California Heisman Trophy candidate junior TB Jahvid Best addressed the media Wednesday following a Cal football practice at Memorial Stadium. Following are selected comments of what he had to say.
On how much he played against Oregon last year
“I think I played about three quarters worth.”
On what he remembers about the 2008 game against Oregon at Memorial Stadium
“I remember that it was raining. And it was a physical game. They had a good defense, and we’re expecting the same thing this year.”
On the 2007 game at Oregon
“I don’t think I had a handoff that game. I played special teams mostly, recovered the fumble. The biggest thing I remember about that game is the crowd. Crowd noise is crazy in there. Honestly any other away game I don’t really even hear the crowd. Oregon’s the only place where it just really got on my nerves.
On whether he has noticed more Heisman hype this week
“Well I noticed I was on ESPN a little more. But besides that I don’t really pay attention to it so I don’t know if I went up or down or anything like that.”
On Oregon’s defense
“They’ve changed their defense around a little bit. They’ve got pretty much almost the same personnel coming back so I’m assuming it’s going to be the exact same type of game.”

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Womyns Soccer to take on Cal Poly:
This Week in Cal Women’s Soccer
The No. 7 California women’s soccer returns home, where the Golden Bears are a perfect 4-0, to host Cal Poly on Friday, Sept. 25, at 4 p.m. Cal holds an all-time 3-1-0 series record over the Mustangs, and won the past two meetings, the most recent of which was a 2-1 overtime win Oct. 3, 1997. The Bears have won their past five games, and have three more nonconference games before heading into the Pac-10 Conference season.
Last Week in Cal Women’s Soccer
The Bears rebuffed East Bay rival Saint Mary’s, 4-1, on Sept. 18 at Saint Mary’s Stadium. Sophomore midfielder Katrin Omarsdottir had a team-high two goals while junior forward Alex Morgan scored the gamewinner. Senior Katie Oakes got Cal on the board in the 16th minute, successfully converting a penalty kick. Omarsdottir tacked on her two goals in the 67th and 78th minutes to put the game well out of the Gaels’ reach, and increase Cal’s winning streak over SMC to four games and improve its all-time series record up to 15-8-3.
On the Pitch With Neil McGuire
“We are looking forward to the game this weekend. Cal Poly will provide us a stiff test. If we have hopes of winning we will need to be at our best.”
Did You Know?
• You can read all the newspaper articles from this season about the Golden Bears by going to the side bar of the women’s soccer home page or clicking here.
• You can get inside information, links to stories and scoring updates by following Cal Women’s Soccer on Twitter? Go to www.Twitter.com/CalWomensSoccer or click here.
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Mens Water Polo to take on Pacific:
Bear Bites: The No. 4-ranked Cal men’s water polo team (7-2) will travel to Stockton this Saturday, Sept. 26 for a noon non-conference match at No. 16 Pacific. The Golden Bears, who will play the Tigers in an MPSF match Nov. 14 at Spieker Aquatics Complex, are fresh off a fourth-place finish last weekend at the NorCal Invitational at Stanford. Cal defeated Santa Clara and UC Santa Barbara in day one, but fell in close matches to then-No. 2-ranked Stanford (8-7) and then-No. 1-ranked USC (8-6) in day two. Head coach Kirk Everist’s troops feature several key returnees from last season, including senior captains Spencer Warden and Mike Sample, and juniors Brian Dudley and Zach White – all members of the Bears’ 2007 NCAA championship team. Warden and Dudley notched scores during the 8-6 win over USC in the `07 final. Warden garnered second-team All-America honors last year after leading Cal with 40 goals and 68 steals, while Dudley was an honorable mention All-American after scoring 28 goals, including a match-winning shot in overtime at Long Beach State. The Bears also feature 6-2, 190-pound sophomore attacker Cory Nasoff, who earned this season’s first MPSF Player of the Week accolade when he notched 11 goals in three Navy Open matches with seven assists, five steals and two ejections earned. Nasoff is currently tied for fourth in the MPSF with 2.38 goals per game. As a team, Cal is second in the MPSF with 14.0 goals per game.
Cal at the NorCal Invitational:In their toughest test of the season, the Bears were 2-2 at the NorCal Invitational, defeating No. 10 Santa Clara, 14-9, and No. 6 UC Santa Barbara, 12-8; before narrowly losing to host Stanford (who won the tournament) and defending national champion USC. In the scoring ranks, Cal was led by sophomore Ivan Rackov’s eight goals, including a team-high three goals against both UC Santa Barbara and Stanford. Nasoff added six goals and Dudley notched five goals in his first action of the year since sustaining an injury to his left hand prior to the season-opener. The Bears also recieved strong goalie play from sophomore Wil Toppen, who had 33 saves over the weekend, including a career-high 15 saves versus UC Santa Barbara.
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Field Hockey to take on Stanfraud:
This Week
The California field hockey team looks to rebound this weekend in its NorPac conference home opener against No. 13 Stanford. The Golden Bears (2-5, 0-1 NorPac) have lost their last five games after starting the season 2-0. Cal hosts Stanford on Sunday, Sept. 27, at 1 p.m. at Maxwell Family Field.
Lohre Earns All-Conference Honors for the Second Time
Junior Lisa Lohre earned NorPac Defensive Player of the Week honors this week, the second time this season, when she recorded her second and third defensive saves of the season last weekend at American and Delaware. In Monday’s contest at Maryland, Lohre went on to post her fourth defensive save of the campaign. She leads her team and the conference in that category. As a team, this is Cal’s second conference weekly award.
Cal Goes Winless in Three-Game East Coast Road Trip
The Bears trekked to the East Coast for three matches last weekend, but unfortunately were not able to secure a victory. In addition, Cal only managed to score one goal, while allowing 12.
The trip started with a contest against then-No. 19 American. After tallying two second-half goals. American defeated California, 2-0. Junior Natalie Nurnberg and freshmen Deanna Kennedy and Rachelle Comeau recorded Cal’s three shots on goal.
Sophomore Jessica Kreck earned the Bears’ lone goal of the weekend against Delaware on Sunday. After giving up a goal in the fourth minute, Cal tied the game at one in the 52nd minute on Kreck’s third goal of the year. The Bears eventually lost to Delaware, 2-1.
The Bears were not able to produce much offense in their 8-0 loss at Maryland on Monday, as Cal finished with just one shot on goal from Kreck.
One of the few bright spots of the weekend was Lisa Lohre notching three defensive saves, giving her a conference-high four on the season.
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Cal baseball has a great new crop of recruits to lose with:
The University of California baseball program’s 2009 recruiting class has been selected the 24th best in the nation, and third-best in the Pac-10, by Collegiate Baseball newspaper. The national publication selected the Golden Bears’ 15 newcomers among the conference’s top three, behind only 2008 College World Series participant Arizona State (2nd) and Bay Area rival Stanford (10th), and ahead of Oregon State (25th), Oregon (26th) and UCLA (33rd).
Cal’s 2009 recruiting class features seven pitchers (two of which are also position players), three infielders, two outfielders, a first baseman/outfielder, a first baseman and a catcher.
Among the 2009 class is Brett Bishop, a 5-11, 175-pound infielder from Clovis, Calif. (Buchanan High School) and Jimmy Bosco, 5-10, 180-pound left-handed hitting outfielder from Granite Bay, Calif. (Jesuit High School). Bishop was a four-year varsity player for Buchanan HS and last spring batted .369 with eight doubles, a triple, 11 home runs and 32 RBI, earning first-team all-conference and second-team all-state honors. Bosco set a Jesuit HS batting record as a junior when he hit .505 with three home runs and 24 RBI in 2008, earning Delta River League MVP and first-team All-Sac-Metro honors. He was also Cal Hi Sports first-team All-State Underclassman in 2008, helping his team to the 2008 San Joaquin Section Division I championship, and was Cal Hi Sports second-team all-state in 2009.
David Buscovich, a 5-11, 195-pound first baseman, is a junior college transfer from Diablo Valley College where he was a 2009 first-team All-Big 8 Conference selection, batting .308 with seven doubles, four triples, seven home runs and 50 RBI. Buscovich played high school baseball at San Leandro HS, batting .478 with six home runs and 26 RBI as a senior, earning All-East Bay honors.
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Cal baseball has a great new crop of recruits to lose with:
I see you’re quite satisfied with the direction of the program.
Praise be to Tedford!
Jesuit HS batting record as a junior when he hit .505 with three home runs and 24 RBI in 2008
Jesuit’s got a short RF porch, iirc. Hmm. Still, .505 is redonk.
David Buscovich, a 5-11, 195-pound first baseman, is a junior college transfer from Diablo Valley College where he was a 2009 first-team All-Big 8 Conference selection, batting .308 with seven doubles, four triples, seven home runs and 50 RBI. Buscovich played high school baseball at San Leandro HS, batting .478 with six home runs and 26 RBI as a senior, earning All-East Bay honors.
Great pickup. He can swing it.
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Can CGB Help?
What section is the visitor section at Oregon? I’m thinking of going, but I want to sit near some Bear fans.
Yep. 39
Avi was going to post a DBD for all GBC’s going to Eugene, but, I have not found it. Does anyone have any idea where we might meet for Tailgating. or watering hole after the game?
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
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Are there still tickets available? Maybe I should go.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Parking
Did u ever see my reply to you on where to park? If not, try the Autzen Stadium site on google. There are at least 10 stops downtown for the $5 roundtrip shuttle, and we are parking ( free) at a garage near 6th and Oak, which is one of the shuttle stops.
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
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Tailgate? drinking after?
did you ever get an answer to best watering hole in Eugene? Or, anywhere we can meet before t he game?
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
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Seeing as how I’m not 21 finding the best bar is useless for me :( <- this is me being fed up at not being 21 yet
In other words, Go Bears!
I’ll be in a bar after our Rose Bowl (either the game or MNCG) victory in January!
In other words, Go Bears!
There’s so much wrong with that statement.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
You are hereby banned from ever turning 21.
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you get the rollonubears award for today
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
GOD, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT ROYRULES DOESN’T COUNT FOR ALL CAL FANS! PLEASE STRIKE ONLY HIM DOWN WITH A FURIOUS VENGEANCE! PLEASE!
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Royrules just said what’s in your hearts, and Football Jesus knows what’s in your hearts.
Just sayin.
Crap, Tim Tebow knows what’s in my heart? Is he going to try and chop pieces of my heart off?
dboneisloose
No, he’s going to try to circumcise you.
by sec119 on Sep 24, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Just meet up and drink beers at a tailgate.
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Nah....that's no fun...
much rather get loud and obnoxious ( my 6’3" son is very good at that…had to shut him up in La La after last yr’s U$C game..) where ever the Ducks are crying in there beer.
Besides….no one has mentioned where/if they will be t’gating. Rather than just crashing other Bear fans, would like to meet/see some GBC’ers,….should I look for a Yacht Party?
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
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If you find any GBC’ers run away. But if you find some CGB’ers, you should join their party.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
got me....
As an English Major, I owe all my typing skills to any of the gf’s who I cajoled into typing up my hand-written papers in the wee hours the morning of. To that, I add drugs, old age, and a coma from a MC accident. Have you seen any of my attempts to Quote or submit links or pics here? I have become the poster child for the weak and dyslexic on a moon launch…..this is a VERY tough room, full of Catholic Nuns with leaded rulers impersonating Don Rickles. I enjoy every minute, and wonder how all you find the time.
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
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I’m going to try and remain impervious to your attempt to coax sympathy or empathy out of me. I will not cave in. Must…..remain…..an asshole. Ah darn it…..sorry for all of your problems. Some of them aren’t your fault. But others are completely your fault. We’ll take you regardless.
Welcome to CGB, where we accept people regardless how flawed they may be….unlike the others that will shun you.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want to see if I can find any “Asshole FAIL” or “Dick FAIL” photos online, at work or in general.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Can’t even request a complimentary shun?….how wicked and compassionate….please don’t change a thing here.
BTW, Avi has a post up for CBG’ers meeting in Eugene.
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I wish I were going. As it is I may be pulled into something with the family and not able to watch the game live. FML.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Kade or Rishi pretending to be Kade?
""King Arthur"" wasn’t a fairy tale, it was a prophecy. Welcome to Kadealot"
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
The comic he posted is the greatest thing ever.
Well, other than maybe this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GYRSTeUlAo
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Yeah, that comic killed me. Honestly, what was he thinking?
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by Fire Starkey on Sep 24, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I love the video though.
The best part is the actor playing Kade is better-looking, taller, more talented, and more muscular.
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Evidence that soccer refs favor Man U?
From Deadspin:
When Man U were leading after 90 minutes, referees put an average of 191 seconds on the clock — less than the average for Liverpool, Chelsea or Aresenal. But when they were tied or losing, refs put on 257. That’s more than a minute in additional stoppage time when they most needed those extra seconds.
Does it matter? This year, United have led two games after regulation and played an average of 304 seconds. If that held true on Sunday, City would have secured a draw. But instead referee Martin Atkinson allowed seven minutes.
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The fact that how much time is added is left to the discretion of the referees is yet another illogical component of soccer.
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Surprised?
Let’s face it, Man U is the fair-haired child of the Premier League, and has been for a while. Chelsea is the ill-behaved upstart, and Arsenal are the cantankerous old men.
Thank god Barca beat United in the Euro championship last year.
Mark it "8", Dude.
Picking up carp's slack
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THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. Too skinny. Be healthy, women of the world!
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She’s storing her fat in strategically located places on her body.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
You can’t prove that!
Stop messing with my fantasy.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
But then again, I might not ever be able to touch them.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Water on the Moon?
Space scientists have found the strongest evidence yet that water exists on the moon, a discovery that helps complete a picture of a water-rich solar system and that could make colonizing our nearest neighbor in space much easier than previously thought.
Using data from three spacecraft that have made close flybys of the moon in recent years, research teams in the United States say they have found proof that a thin film of water coats the surface of the soil in at least some places on the moon.
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
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Sweet! Bring me back some of that moon water, will ya?
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Fox Sports has an interesting article on Tedford and the Bears
Apparently it’s now or never.
Mark it "8", Dude.
I’m confused. USC will reign unmatched until Tedford retires?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Cal may still overturn injustice in the universe if the master loses one more conference game
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Great treasure find in England.
Huge Anglo-Saxon gold hoard found
Experts say the collection of 1,500 gold and silver pieces, which may date to the 7th Century, is unparalleled in size and worth “a seven figure sum”.
It has been declared treasure by South Staffordshire coroner Andrew Haigh, meaning it belongs to the Crown.
Terry Herbert, who found it on farmland using a metal detector, said it “was what metal detectorists dream of”.
“I declare you TREASURE!”
“(It is) absolutely the equivalent of finding a new Lindisfarne Gospels or Book of Kells.”
Omg Book of Kells NO WAI!
“We also cannot say who the original, or the final, owners were, who took it from them, why they buried it or when.
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This should also be in blocks:
Experts say the collection of 1,500 gold and silver pieces, which may date to the 7th Century, is unparalleled in size and worth "a seven figure sum".
It has been declared treasure by South Staffordshire coroner Andrew Haigh, meaning it belongs to the Crown.
Terry Herbert, who found it on farmland using a metal detector, said it "was what metal detectorists dream of".
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Lol
Someone in a nearby office is cursing out loud. Real loud. He’s pissed off at something. He must have used all the curse words known to mankind in a 5 minute outburst. He just calmed down…
In other words, Go Bears!
LOL
It probably won’t please Stanford officials to hear that Sarkisian said on his weekly radio show that he would turn the practice music off this week to get the players used to “a somewhat more quiet atmosphere” at Stanford Stadium.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I bet he pumped in soothing animal noises and used a white noise machine. To help them get ready.
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MSG has flu and may not play
I know someone else posted this last night…but, how much of an impact will that be if he can;t play and how much of a dropoff is it to Boskovich?
Some would say this much:

Others would say this much:

dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Agree. I meant content, not tone.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Could it be that Wilner’s bipolar?
Other than the final score from Eugene — and the amount of time Mike Bellotti spends on the Oregon sideline talking to players, consulting with coaches … and calling plays — what interests me most is the performance of Cal QB Kevin Riley.
He has won just two road games as a starter, Washington State last year and Minnesota last week, and neither came close to approaching the significance of Saturday’s tango.
This is the kind of game, against a conference rival in a rowdy stadium with Rose Bowl implications, that elite quarterbacks win.
How Riley performs will go a long way toward determining whether Cal wins the game, obviously. But it will also tell us a ton about Cal’s prospects for the next two months.
So far, Riley has done everything right: five touchdowns, 0 interceptions, a 64.8 completion percentage, a 170.6 passer rating.
"We’re very pleased with his preparation, his maturity level," Coach Jeff Tedford said. "He’s grown so much and he’s making great decisions, handling the huddle very well, the clock, play clock.A first-rate performance from Riley, which is what I expect, won’t guarantee success the rest of the season.
But an erratic performance will surely signal trouble ahead for the Bears.
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--Coach Clark
Prof’s strike despite coeds being on campus.
I must say, there’s a quite a few 5-star recruits floating around lost as all hell. They also haven’t managed the bike + skirt = phail eqn yet.
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--Coach Clark
Cal v. Oregon 2007 on ESPN Classic at 11AM.
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by BeastMode on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is amazing.
Rome digitally rebuilt in hours
U. WASHINGTON-SEATTLE—Using a new computer algorithm, researchers were able to take 150,000 tourist photos tagged "Roma" or "Rome" downloaded from the photo sharing Web site Flickr and combine them into a single 3-D digital model in about 21 hours.
Video of the digitally reconstructed San Marcos Square and St. Peter’s Basilica .
I thought the Monkey Man video was equally impressive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm91hh9SqXs&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
How many times does the article reference the saying?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
“No one rides the Rishi Train”? Not once.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
OT Question for All-knowing CGB DBDers
anyone familiar with SlideRocket and how does it compare to Mac’s epic Keynote program and lame ass powerpoint?
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--Coach Clark
Williams, Felder, and Sundberg are playing for the California Redwoods
http://www.ufl-football.com/teams/california_redwoods/players
Under coach Dennis Green!
I hope they make some kind of impact and eventually go on to fruitful NFL careers someday.
DeCoud’s starting at FS for the Falcons now!
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Flag’d for google image searching another dude.
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I google image search “Angry Hobo” all the time. Does that make me a bad person?
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No, you’re a bad person for so many other reasons.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t bookmarking the link be better?
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would he have a picture of himself as his desktop?!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you met Twist? The guy can’t go more than 10 seconds without checking himself out in a mirror! You can’t pass parked cars without him stopping to gaze at his reflection!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Seconded.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he’s secretly looking at your reflection but he’s too shy to admit it. Did you ever think of that?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
As he’s preening his hair and telling me how facially attractive he is? Unlikely.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
You and Andbears should start a sitcom: “Everybody Hates Twist.”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hates?
More like “is disappointed with themselves when they’re laughing with”.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
except for somewhere to aim when speaking, he’s barely aware anyone else is around.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
he shouts everything, including your name?
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I think he’s just confused by his reflection…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You know I’ve been getting better with the cars thing. I’ve honestly worked on my vanity over these past several years. Now, I’m more HILARIOUSLY self-absorbed than just self-absorbed.
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How do I save an image to my desktop again?
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Right-click on it.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh that’s the short-bus version.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Says the man who, most likely, beats it to the J Crew catalogue.
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Lots of recognizable names there. How much does the average UFL player earn?
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
UFL salaries
Found this:
The UFL has a proposed structure by which each team will operate. It includes a player salary cap range of $12–20 million per team with a staff salary cap of $3 million per team. They hope to be paying at least 10 players on each roster in excess of $1 million.33 In the initial truncated 6 week season, the 4 teams will have a total of $16 million in labor costs, reflecting the shorter season.
And this:
The NFLPA has advised any NFL player cut in training camp to consider the UFL as an employment opportunity.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
but then i found this...
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Will-they-play-for-35k.html
Base salary: $35,000. Punters, kickers, long snappers: $25,000.
Each team is permitted to sign a quarterback for an amount greater than $35,000.
Bonuses for top players are yet to be determined, but I was told it would be less than $10,000 per player.
Players on the championship team receive $5,000; losing players get $2,500.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG. WHY DOES TEDFORD HATE RILEY???
“Very pleased with his preparation going into games, his maturity level,” coach Jeff Tedford said. “He’s grown so much and he’s making great decisions, handling the huddle very well.”
JT NEVER GIVES COMPLIMENTS TO RILEY!!! JT SECRETLY HATES RILEY! OMG CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!
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I too wish that Tedford would treat his players with more deference and respect. This shit has gone on long enough. First the vague hints about DeSean Jackson being somewhat divisive, now these clearly sarcastic comments about Riley! Grow up, coach, and coach these young men better!
What am I missing? What is sarcastic about the above quote from Tedford?
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you missing?
A sarcasm detector would be the first answer.
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My bday is coming up in November, I’ll pencil you down for the sarcasm detector. Thanks Twist.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
For your bday, how about I get you a Tyler Frederickson documentary DVD
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Inside joke, I think that’s his way of saying thank you.
Tyler Federickson documentary DVD, of course a metaphor for a Top Dog and a beer.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not inside if everyone on the Internets knows it!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Knowing your enemy: Oregon poon
Since tomorrow’s a travel day en route to Eugene, I thought we’d get this out of the way on Thursday.
I’m trying to stay away from the low fruit that is the Oregon Cheerleading Team. We’ve been there and we’ll let you explore that on your own.
All links NSFW and some may have audio/video components to them:
http://community.civilwarsports.com/Oregon-Poon-vs-Arizona-Poon/video/210129/18710.html
blank">http://pac-10poon.blogspot.com/2008/02/quack-like-duck.html
http://thedirty.com/2009/08/20/oregon-cheerleader/
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/lGNADH5L7Fc/SpQ9LUIR9I/AAAAAAAAAms/9jKmvlilpqg/s400/Oregon2.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/lGNADH5L7Fc/RyXug6QEdWI/AAAAAAAAANc/8FR5mFlnBUA/s400/Oregon.jpg
blank">http://thedirty.com/category/portland/page/3/
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--Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
preview button phail
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
in high school we would taunt our arch-rivals with the cheer “FUCK THE DUCKS, WAIT A SECOND…..WOAH”
kinda lame but that Oregon poon got me think about it.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
NSFW!!!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
carp, you are the danzig of NSFW.
And for this, I thank you.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Keith Law on Tyson Ross
Dale (San Francisco)
Can you tell us something about Tyson Ross? He came on really strong at the end of season and looks good on paper (low ba against, lots of ground balls and a decent amount of strikeouts).
Keith Law (2:09 PM)
Average to slightly above velocity, awful delivery, below average command, low arm slot. I didn’t like him in that draft or when I saw him this spring.
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I’ve never gunned him, but his delivery always did look awkward to me at Cal. He got results with it, though, so as long as he avoids injury, who cares?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
like Philip Rivers throwing a football? dude looks like he’s going to tear something every time he shotputs that ball.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you guys e-stalk Kade so much?
He’s a tool
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’ve wondered the same thing.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
If you think looking at a blog once a week constitutes stalking, I’m not sure how you would react to Twist’s habit of hiding in the bushes outside people’s bedrooms.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do people read threads at BN?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do people touch the plate after the waiter says “careful it’s extremely hot”?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do people read anything Twist writes?!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Court ordered punishment, I believe.
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Can I just note that I’m a bad attorney and have never successfully evicted anybody ever!
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Why do you have to note that, we already know.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
But I DON’T slow down to look at fake, contrived car accidents created solely to attract attention to themselves.
…I do!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Kansas athletics has issues
Fights between members of the University of Kansas football and basketball teams over the past two days may have shocked fans of the nationally-ranked programs, but former players say the hostilities are nothing new.
…
“It’s about who’s more popular on campus with the girls and stuff like that,” said the player, who also requested anonymity. “It’s escalated really bad now, but it’s always been there.”
Are there not enough girls to go around?
AY, YO THATS MAH GURL DEONTRAE!!!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I mean. It is Kansas. We’re not talking about a real hotbed for NSFW material here. Unless carp wants to prove me wrong.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Facebook rules for reasons like this...
Officers were unable to identify the individuals who were doing the fighting, but Taylor gave more than a hint on his Facebook page early Wednesday morning.
“I got a dislocated finger ..from throwing a punch ..so don’t let the news paper gas yall up aite,” Taylor wrote. Minutes earlier, around midnight, he wrote: “real (racial slur)s do real things .. point plankn.”
Taylor’s earlier posts on Tuesday hinted at a potential conflict.
“keep my name out ya’ mouth for you get smacked in it,” he wrote at 11:12 a.m. Tuesday, and 30 minutes later, he posted, “never get outta character .. I’m always a G about it.”
About 4 p.m., Taylor posted, “(racial slur)s be muggin me ..you know I’m mugging back.”
I’m sooo gonna start using “point plankn” from now on. That and “(racial slur)s be muggin”.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Ay yo keep my name out ya mouth for I smack it
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey what should I use to upload and print out photos online?
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+1
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
You continue to amuse us all. Now, what service?
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If you have a Costco membership, I’d recommend using their printing service.
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by Berkelium97 on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I do! Do they have high quality prints? These are very important photos and I want them to be high quality.
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I wouldn’t use any internet source if you want high kwality.
Go to a Ritz or local camera shop.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been so disappointed lately sending my prints electronically to Target or Costco over the internet. Quality sucks.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I used kodak before and found the quality to be great. But a friend worked there and got me a discount. Now, I dont know.
Does Ritz have an online service that I can use?
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What do you have against just walking in to the store? Afraid that microbes that tell you Free Masons rule the country will attack?
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought they went out of business, if not they could be as good an option as anything.
If you want to go a little higher end, and support a local shop I used this place for some wedding prints:
They aren’t the cheapest option but they do a good job.
At first I thought that website said “Sandy Barbour’s Camera”
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure if they have a high qwality service. If that’s what you need, I’d look into a more professional printing service like the ones rr22 and CBG list above.
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by Berkelium97 on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I guess that’s a goose akshually.
Playing duck, duck, goose at the lake.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WATCH OUT! THAT LADUCK IS ABOUT TO LAPUNCH YOU!
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Take that duck home and prep him for tonight’s Eating the Enemy.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
He did! Then he went and yelled at some old ladies who were sitting on a bench watching.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Please...
Its “That LeDuck is about to LePunch You”. Please get your facts straight. That is all.
by SeattleDucks on Sep 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If you feed them enough (or feed the non-aggressive ones) sometimes the big mean ones will come and attack the eating ones. Get them to declare each other Blount and suspensions will decimate Oregon.
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by Berkelium97 on Sep 24, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I did notice that some ducks (and geese) were more interested in fighting each other then eating the bread I was dishing out.
Genetics?
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they were battling over mates. Who can we contact to get the Oregon cheerleaders to stand behind the Oregon sideline and create similar skirmishes?
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by Berkelium97 on Sep 24, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If you feed them enough (or feed the non-aggressive ones) sometimes the big mean ones will come and attack the eating ones.
same goes for women
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno if it’s still there, but a few years ago I remember there was a monstrous duck at Lake Merritt that went around terrorizing all the other ducks and occasionally a small child. So maybe it is genetics.
When my mom was but a wee lass growing up in Oakland she took sailing lessons on The Great Lake of Merritt. Later in her life, as I weaned from her teat and demanded stories with my vitals, she would regale me with tales of feces and toilet paper surrounding her vessel on The Great Lake Of Merritt , for in the days of yesteryore the sewers dumped right into that bad boy. True story.
Dude, were you in that little park at 20th and Harrison?
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by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
You mean Snow Park? No, I was at Lake Merritt. I live right by it.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh ok. I see ducks in that park when I walk by it.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah some parts of the grass surrounding the lake you can practically skate across because of the goose shit.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Check out the park at E. 18th/Lakeshore. There’s a huge group of them living there.
It’s fun when they try to cross the street:

I think we should be allowed to hunt them. Wait are we? Like if I were to just go up to a goose and strangle it, is that allowed?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t actually see the picture…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
PIG ILLEGAL KING’S FOREST IN THE TO KILL IT IS A

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The bird sanctuary. Or do you mean where do I live?
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Address, middle name, and social security number, plz.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
742 Evergreen Terrace, Hussein, 000-00-0001
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohh! Pick me up one of those gyros too.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
DEATH PANELS FOR OREGON FANS
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I submitted my longform birth certificate to CGB a long time ago and freely admit my name is CalHusseinBandGreat
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
CalHusseinDirtyTerroristBandGreat?
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No more apples in the vending machine, please.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No sex in the champagne room.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No, you made them fat, and therefore too slow to catch Jahvid on Saturday.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you feed them Wonderbread? Their gluttony will be their downfall!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Feldman weighs in
California Golden Bears at Oregon Ducks (Saturday, 3:30 p.m. ET, ABC Regional)
Now that Cal has snapped its four-game road losing skid, the Bears will try to make it two in a row in a much more hostile place. Can Cal cope with the pressure of being the Pac-10’s front-runner? I think so. Jahvid Best gets to go against the country’s No. 76 run D, and the shaky Oregon O-line figures to have fits with a talented Cal front. The pick is Cal 34, Oregon 20.
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Whoops, blockquote fail.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Riley wanted to throw against Oregon in 2007
Riley actually got into the 2007 game at Oregon long enough to hand off twice to tailback Justin Forsett after starter Nate Longshore limped off with an ankle injury.
“I just remember yelling in the huddle and being a little nervous,” Riley said. “If I threw it deep, it probably would have gone 70 yards. We should have opened it up.”
In other words, Go Bears!
"If I threw it deep, it probably would have gone 70 yards. We should have opened it up."
I like it.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Not enough “quotation marks”.
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 24, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why my friends and I all call Uncle Rico. Scramble wildly, fling the ball down field. Love KR.
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That’s actually the conceptual basis of the run and shoot offense. (Literally, I seem to remember reading on Smart Football that Tiger Ellison, who is credited with originating the ‘shoot, was looking for a more intuitive form of football and so decided to observe some uncoached pickup games and see what they did, which was have the quarterback run around while all the receivers adjusted their routes to get open. Hence, the run and shoot’s reliance on varying degrees of rollouts and adjustable receiver routes.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
the curb, of course a metaphor for our defense
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Joke’s on us: those ducks have avian flu. Our team is fucked.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the bowl, of course a metaphor for the chilling depths of despair that they will face when staring across the line of scrimmage at our defense.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, they’re going to come up short of a Bowl.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the legs crossed, of course a metaphor for the way in which they’ll feel the need to pee in their pants when they see our defense
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The puffy feathers, of course, a metaphor for the softness of their offensive line.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the cappuchino cup, a metaphor of course for the way in which our defense is going to froth their foamy offensive line.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love these.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNEW Patrick Chung was actually Chinese!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting the ducks in a line, a metaphor of course for how Chip Kelly struggles to rebuild his team’s chemistry following the disaster at Boise State.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Betting trends on this Saturday's game
Matchup: Cal at Oregon
Line moves: Bears opened at minus-6.5, currently at minus-5
What that means: Bookmakers posted a number based on perception right now. But sharps are betting on the history of close games between high-level Pac-10 teams in a rowdy environment.
Stone says: “Look at it on paper and Cal looks like the right play. Oregon has been one of the bigger disappointments in that part of the country, and I think the novice bettor just looks at that game and says, ‘OK, I’ll take Cal.’ The Bears, however, are not often a favorite at Oregon, and in these conference games, where the staffs know one another, the talent difference can often be neutralized. Besides, Cal has not historically been a good road favorite. Last week, Minnesota was in the game until late, and Oregon is better than Minnesota. I think in the past six games where they’ve been road faves, Cal is just 1-5. I made the number 4.5 and it has moved close to where I made it. I would like to take Cal, and it’s my gut feeling, but I would kick myself if I ignored the fact this would be a revved up crowd.”
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The other possibility they might be counting on is Best’s health.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
his toe, or, what?
Bear danger
"Running away can activate the bear's hunting instincts and lead to it perceiving the human as prey. Finally, if a bear does attack, the usual advice is to curl into a [[fetal position]] so as to shield vital organs and appear non-threatening."
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
She kept spitting out feathers. It was awkward.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
nice Pac-10 article from back East
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204488304574429300357094012.html<a
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Update from Campus
World Saved by Signs, Slam Poetry

My favorite signs:
Tax Oil – Not Students
We Make the University – They Make the Crisis
I Scoff, You Scoff, We all Scoff at Yudof
Honk if you think Rags is great!
yet plate tectonics continues it’s shadow reign of terror!
by turkey on Sep 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, Slam Poetry can be pretty tight.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Tax Oil – Not Students
Surprisingly insightful for a bunch of college kids…. or could be that thye just thought it sounded cool.
I was also unsure of this. It was one of the big signs at the doors to sproul hall, so you’d think some thought went into it.
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Well, I think these kids are trying to point out that most of the E&P (oil) industry is state and federally subsidized…. yet most politicians say that the oil companies pay the MOST taxes in the country etc…And it’s sort of a joke among wallst analysts… it’s funny how little people understand about how large corporations are taxed… especially guilty are the main stream media and politicians.
The press will tell you that most oil companies are taxed at 45% etc… but they just don’t know anything about accounting. For instance Microsoft has a reported tax rate of 44%… my models estimate that they pay a cash tax rate of 19-22%… and that’s only based on what I can find out… it’s prob lower b/c of how China is accounted for.
Why is this? For large corporations state and local taxes are entirely negotiable and very easy to defer and manipulate. And federal is almost as easy to manipulate. I’m not an E&P analyst, but whenever I talk to my friend that works at Cato, he always laughs at this 45% number.
by danzig on Sep 24, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Danzig – there’s no severance tax in California. Even Texas has an oil severance tax.
Gotta love the right-wing myth that corporations are overtaxed and taxes drive businesses away.
dboneisloose
Dude, I didn’t know that! btw, texas has a severance tax, but there’s credits that mostly cancel almost all of it out. I used to be very interested in the E&P biz, but later lost interest, so I can’t tell you the details.
I don’t think it’s a right-wing myth only. Both liberals and conservatives have sold out to oil companies…. it’s politics, in general. However, the conservatives have been more publically beholden to big oil. But really, both sides have guilt to bear.
So my point is that at first glance the statement, “tax oil, not students” seems stupid because on paper Oil is one of the most heavily taxed domestic commodities…. in reality, it isn’t… I’m not an E&P guy, but I do know that with the subsidies they pay very little in taxes.
Plus it’s pretty pathetic how little they pump back into the economy. Most R&D cash expenses for E&P companies are expensed through marketing… and they have one of the lowest (if not the lowest) R&D as % of rev ratios out of any industry… it’s about 1.4-1.9%.
As a comparison, most corporations spend 5% of revenues in R&D… for software companies… it’s more like 11%-35%. Microsoft is at about 11%.
by danzig on Sep 24, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dispatches from the Daily Cal
11:49 am
About 15 minutes leading up to the noon rally, over a hundred protesters and onlookers have gathered on Upper Sproul Plaza, with hundreds more gathered at the picket line at Telegraph Ave. and Bancroft Way and walking around campus.
Hundreds of students moved from the picket line to join rally on the plaza at about 11:48 a.m., many holding signs and chanting, “Whose university? Our university!”
In the minutes leading up to noon, hundreds of UC Berkeley community members gathered on Sproul Plaza, chanting, “No cuts no fees, education should be free.”
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I, like many, want to kick Yudof in the balls. However, what’s a one day walk-out going to do? “I’m pissed…but I’ll be back tomorrow!!!”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Oh god I wish I coulda been there with my “It burns when I pee” signs.
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For those not going to Oregon
Where are you watching the game? I just heard about this: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=136381951452 event which apparently involves drinking lots of beer and watching the game on Sproul.
dboneisloose
You’re not going to watch with your awesome Ph.D. roommate again?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh. That was only because I was at home studying the entire day (except for the duration of the game) and my other roommate was out of town. Look, I’m all for people having different interests and all that crap (as long as one of the interests is football), but how the hell do you not know what first and 10 means? Seriously? He’s from Texas, too.
dboneisloose
okay, okay, so you know how I was in band, right? And the full band is at every home game, and many people travel, right? So, I’m on a trip with the band, to Illinois. And a senior bandsmen, after 4 years of staring at football, turns to me and says “so, they get 4 tries, right? and those are called downs?”
jaw = dropped.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
It gets difficult to keep track of how many drops LaShaun Ward has, after all.
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
In his defense? That makes it even more unbelievable considering Holmoe never got a first down…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Like that other roommate is any better. He spent an entire football season out of the stadium!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude…remind me the next time I see you…I have a legitimately hilarious story about him.
dboneisloose
I will forget. But if I don’t, it’ll be great!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, I can’t run on tungsten.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t say that! Things that taste gross can be good for you. Like brussel sprouts. Or eggplant.
dboneisloose
Didn’t you cast your wrist a while back?
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I can’t uncast it for another two months or so. It takes a long time to recharge its mana.
dboneisloose
Jeez get a room you two.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
This does look pretty cool. I might even consider hopping on a train Saturday morning to go to it.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a reply fail? Or is royrules having an awesome 2pm Kool-Aid break from work?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
This is my new shtick. I post one random post every day (or try to). First it was the FUUCCCKKK post, then the Rishi loves lemon drop and now this. I wonder what tomorrow will bring.
In other words, Go Bears!
It was funnier before you explained it.
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Ole Miss -4 vs South Carolina tonight
If you were a betting man, which way would you go? I’m leaning toward the Cocks.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
I think we’re all fans of cocks tonight.
Wait, what?
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by yellow fever on Sep 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone seen these Cal shirts on eBay? Some of them aren’t too bad.
http://shop.ebay.com/jscult09/m.html?nkw=&armrs=1&from=&ipg=25
sold by.......jscult09......an ATQ screenname?
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG! TEDFORD "YES WE CAN" SHIRT
the best tshirt!
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I think I’m going to order one.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like it better if it said “Si Se Puede”
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I just stole this from BI
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all them kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.”
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ’Skin’s say: “I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,” Matt Millen of the Raiders said: “To win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too.”
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings..”
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” (Now that is beautiful)
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: “You guys line up alphabetically by height..” And, “You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle.”
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: “Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton .”
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: “That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is..”
11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.” (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
12.. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player: “I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’”
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re
spending too much time on one subject.”
14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford, “I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious.”
In other words, Go Bears!
Dude I bought the pimpest double breasted cardigan at H+M yesterday. All black. Sleek. I got a small, which, surprisingly, I can fit into.
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by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Says the man who sleeps in a full suit.
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It’s okay, Twist, not everyone can look good in a suit. :( :(
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ZOMG!
I must respond to this Walk-Off opening salvo with something as hip!
Extra high knee-high socks? NO! Double-breasted baseball jersey? Maybe…
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Most people ask if you came. Champions know how to make you cum
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Listen... you'll understand when you're older.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
I’m a EECS nerd that travels across the country to watch football live. How much more confusing can I get?
In other words, Go Bears!
I’d be more confused if you went there with friends.
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I’d be more confused if he had friends……oh wait, he’s driving by himself to Eugene.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to take what I said and make it mean :( :(
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Rishi, you’re a bad person for saying what you said.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
royrules knows i’m just kidding. if i were going to eugene, i would meet up with him and embrace him in a masculine way, like this:

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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ll be your friend
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
come ride in my van

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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
its Oski!
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds like you’re a fan
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?!
Lady Godiva’s Hymn! The Engineer’s Drinking song!
Sample verses:
A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in a park,
The Engineeer was busy doing research after dark,
His scientific method was a marvel to observe,
While his right hand wrote the figures, his left hand traced the curves.
Now Venus is statue made entirely of stone,
There’s not a fig leaf on her, she’s as naked as a bone;
On noticing her arms were broke, an Engineer discoursed,
Of the course the damn thing’s broke, it should be reinforced.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
But have you sung it? To the tune of “Ramblin’ Wreck” or “The Ants Go Marching One by One”. Singer’s choice.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, some kids will do anything to miss class, especially if their friends are all doing it and especially if it makes them feel as if they are “making a difference”.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
Yeah I’m sure all those people just wanted to miss class. Because there’s no other possible reason for not going to class.
dboneisloose
I never missed class unless there was a walkout. Or I overslept. Or I was hungry. Or I saw a car. Or I was breathing.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s also no reason to ever do drugs. Except when you’re bored.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
There’s also no reason to actually reply properly to the post.
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A bar with all-you-can-drink lemon drops?
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
I don’t actually drink lemon drops!
I drink what you’d expect a frat boy straight out of college to drink:
Beer – Western European, usually German or Belgian, if on tap; some sort of light beer if in the bottle (if I drink beers at clubs).
Vodka – As a shot or with club soda and lime
Long Island / AMF – For when I walk into a club sober
Kamikaze/Scooby Snacks – For when I take shots with chicks.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
forget Long Islands.....its all about the Tokyo Tea!
Tokyo Tea
1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Rum
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I do like the tokyo tea; Straights makes a good one.
AMFs can be good – usually, I tip the bartender really well and order a top shelf one, ergo, they are really, really strong. Adding a splash of pineapple juice kills the taste.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
What’s the point of a “top shelf” AMF? You won’t be able to taste any of the “top shelf” ingredients…
dboneisloose
Cuz Rishi’s big pimping spending cheese.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheap alcohol still burns in your throat.
A top shelf usually costs $2 more and ensures no vomiting after many of them.
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There’s a big gap between overpriced “top shelf” liquor and crap liquor. The Grey Goose-Popov gap, so to speak.
dboneisloose
...
I’m confused, what’s the disagreement?
A top-shelf AMF costs, say, $12 and is made with Goose, Saphire, Bacardi, and Patron. A regular AMF is made with plastic bottle stuff and costs $10.
How is that $2 not worth not getting sick?
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I don’t drink AMFs so I don’t know how much they cost. If it’s only $2 to go from plastic bottle stuff to Goose, that makes sense.
As far as bottles of liquor go, paying $25-30 for a fifth just because it’s Goose or Belvedere or whatever is dumb.
dboneisloose
Great, and just when we agreed…
Really? If you’re drinking vodka sodas, you wouldn’t rather have a Goose… actually, screw Goose, it’s overrated. It’s the Armani Suit of vodka… you wouldn’t rather have Ciroc vodka in there? I do not enjoy the taste of alcohol, but Ciroc is definitely smoother than a Smirnoff or a Skyy…
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And? They like it.
Usually, if a chick wants to take a shot with me, she’ll want to have the same thing I do.
Act all day, dance all night. Let's get it poppin'... I'm in Bombay, trick!
If a chick wants to take a shot with me, I order two scotches. If she doesn’t drink scotch, I drink two scotches and walk away. She can’t hang with me if she can’t put down her scotch. Scotch scotch scotch scotch SCOTCH SCOTCH
scotch
by zoonews on Sep 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Scotch, here’s to Thee;
Honor to Thy Name;
Delicious Scotch, carry me
To fortune and to fame.
Made on England’s Western Sea
Rules my destiny;
Stand up straight,
Let there be Scotch,
Scotch, Here’s to Thee.
by zoonews on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I feel like that could be better, but rec’d for creativity.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tequila, here’s to usted;
Salud to your history
To your fire and anger
You make last night a mystery;
Always hecho en Mexico
Rules my nights
Straight up, or with a burrito
You are responsible for many a fights
Let there be tequila, viva my friend,
Tequila, salud to you, and the worm at the end
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/24/MN2Q19S3FS.DTL
(09-24) 15:47 PDT BERKELEY — Thousands of UC students marched through downtown Berkeley and the area around campus this afternoon, staging a sit-down protest and blocking traffic as part of a demonstration against cuts to the university budget and proposed fee increases.
The unscheduled march started at the end of a two-hour rally on Sproul Plaza attended by an estimated 5,000 students, professors and other university employees. The protesters, shoulder to shoulder and chanting “Education should be free. No cuts, no fees,” marched through campus, passing by UC Chancellor Robert Birgeneau’s office, and then went off campus to Shattuck Avenue, ultimately blocking all lanes of traffic for two block.

At least everyone’s all riled up for GameDay!
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 24, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think we missed another livechat
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
YO was actually at the rally
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Didn’t miss much. MSG might have the flu, he’s apparently lost a lot of weight. D’Amato is going to handle kickoffs.
Other than that, nothing newsworthy.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I have no new information on that at this time.
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And Riley’s mechanics are great but he has too much adrenaline….thus some throws are a little high, according to YO.
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by dballisloose on Sep 24, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The chats aren’t nearly as entertaining as they were when he’d take humorous questions.
by Yes We Cannon on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how now that football season’s here the inanity has gone up to the point of forgetting things like this.
by CalBandGreat on Sep 24, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I got the full report from CBKWit's Zombie on the Premier Level of this blog:
[Comment From CalDre1998]
Despite last weekend’s poor performance, Vereen has been a solid second RB. With so much attention on Best, will he see less playing time this weekend?
Jonathan Okanes: I didn’t think Vereen’s performance was poor. It’s not always about stats, especially as the backup. Vereen will continue to see semi-regular playing time to give Best a rest.
CBKWit’s Zombie: morons
So when the SEC homers are like "DURR SEC PLAYS DEFENSE"
What they really mean is that their offenses suck.
At least, after last night’s game.
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by Rishi on Sep 25, 2009 6:20 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
In the SEC, you want to score as FEW points as possible, I think.
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