Jahvid Best Caption Contest! (HT: BI)
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Also...here are the winners of last week's Jahvid Best Facts!
trisweb: Jahvid Best doesn't always wear blue, but he always appears blue to the stationary observer because his light is blueshifted. (7 recs)
rollonubears: Jahvid Best just scored a touchdown against EWU. Yes. Just now. He got bored with today so he ran to tomorrow. (6 recs)
Spazzy McGee: Cal doesn't need to use SLAC for research, they just give the particles to Jahvid Best. (6 recs)
oskisunbear: Jahvid Best made the Kessel Run in less thanTEN parsecs (5 recs)
GoldBlooded: I saw this movie about a running back that had to SPEED around a gridiron, keeping his SPEED over fifty mph, and if his SPEED dropped, he would explode! I think it was called "The Running Back That Couldn’t Slow Down." (5 recs)
over 2 years ago
Avinash Kunnath
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Don’t hurt my elbow. Don’t hurt my elbow. Dont’ hurt my elbow.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 20, 2009 7:27 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Savion Glover ain’t got nothing on me.
PS Yes, I’m well aware that tap-dancers rarely find themselves horizontal in mid-air, but that seemed to make it funnier to me. But now I have to make this disclaimer so you don’t think I’m a total imbecile (more so). And nothing is funnier than having to explain a joke, so truly, reader, you’ve won this one!
ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER AVINASH!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 20, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
PPS I can’t believe there are 5 people out there that got whatever Spazzy said up there.
And I’m shocked that only 5 people rec’ed the Simpsons ref. That should have like infinity recs
ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER AVINASH!
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“Best Airways, Flight #4, requesting a landing at ‘Your Punk Gopher Ass Just Got Owned’ Airfield”
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Sep 20, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
As part of his endorsement contract with a top energy drink maker, Jahvid Best demonstrates that Red Bull does in fact give you wings.
Go Bruins!
by Harsha on Sep 20, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Can’t believe I just rec’d a comment from a Bruin.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Sep 20, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Misleading photo. It's actually a Minnesota player carrying a cardboard cutout of Best into the endzone to mentally prepare for the real thing.
by trisweb on Sep 20, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Whoa…that changes the way I’ll look at that picture now. Freaky
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
lol
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 20, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
YO JAHVID I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT JOHN ELWAY HAD ONE OF THE GREATEST LEAPS OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!!!
Contact if you want to chat: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 20, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
"JAHVID AWAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!"
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
"I'm a little tea pot short and HOLY JESUS I'M FLYING"
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 20, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Dallas Owner Jerry Jones considers raising the jumbotron after repeated punts to the stadium and the now increased risk of collision with Jahvid Best.
Go Bruins!
by Harsha on Sep 21, 2009 7:31 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs













































