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What things annoy you during gamedays?

A terrible Daily Cal article listed things that annoyed the author about Gameday. However that article was too terrible so I think we should make a list of things that annoy us during gamedays (not just hate).

 

Here's my list:

- People who leave games early
- People who talk on the phone when it’s NOT deadtime (i.e. timeout, halftime, pre-game, etc) unless it’s to tell a friend that they are sitting in row x seat y.
- People who wear red
- The opposing team
- The opposing team’s fans
- People who get uptight with chants. Ok so yelling shoot him like a horse to a downed player is BAD, but yelling Number 23 is a bitch (to the Maehl the Oregon WR) is funny and effective.
- People who yelling stupid shit in my ear. By stupid shit I mean "FUCK LONGSHORE. PUT RILEY IN. THE ONLY REASON LONGSHORE PLAYS IS BECAUSE HIM AND TEDFORD BUTTSEX EACH OTHER". I think last year I promised I’d punch a guy in his mouth if he yelled that one more fucking time. Thankfully he stopped.
- People who sit down when it’s not pre-game, or half-time. FRESHMAN STAND THE FUCK UP.
- People who sit on their asses and don’t yell on defense (ALUMNI I’M LOOKING AT YOU). I’m not saying be like the student section (that would be awesome) but FFS just yell on a critical third down if you’re younger than 50!
- People who make noise on offense.
- People who say "don’t make noise when the opposing team is in the huddle". I mean WTF?!
- the mic-girl
- People who don’t understand football that try to sound like they do. I don’t mind it if you don’t understand what’s going on, but don’t act like you’re HydroTech.
- People who say "this is boring". I actually heard that last year during the UCLA game. I turned around to look at who said that but by that time the people that surrounded her started ripping into her lol.

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I’m sorry in advance. For what it is worth, I will be drunk and stoned.

by zoonews on Sep 2, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

When everyone throws their cards in the air after card stunts.

I love that!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

When everyone throws their cards in the air after card stunts.

That’s tradition! There’re records of students doing that for decades.
My problem is with people who tear up the cards or make shitty hats out of them by ripping a hole in the center.

Also, assholes on Tightwad Hill who ruin it for other people.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 2, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s dangerous and it hurts when you get hit with them.

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by BeastMode on Sep 2, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more annoyed with the people who target particular people when they’re throwing their cards. If you throw them up and let them drift to the bottom, you won’t have nearly as much of this problem.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 2, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that is what everyone did, I’d obviously not have a problem. Unfortunately, a lot of people either throw then directly at people or throw them up without regard.

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by BeastMode on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn those students for projectile vomiting their cards carelessly!

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it does hurt, my friend got cut!
that’s why you gotta protect your nape

by pyunny on Sep 5, 2009 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you pronounce that “There’re”?

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

With reckless abandon.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overly pessimistic Old Blues.

Hi!

The wave.

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by LeonPowe on Sep 2, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…I figured you were exaggerating about the Daily Cal article. I disagreed with 5 of his 7 complaints. He sounds like the most bitter Cal fan in the world, which is a hell of a title. I mean, who actually cares enough about the chancellor or the dance team to waste print space complaining about them? What other irrelevant things does he complain about? When he takes a shower, does he write a column the next day about how annoying it is when the water gets slightly cold or the bathroom mirror fogs up?

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by norcalnick on Sep 2, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone who boos a Cal player under any circumstances. I’m looking at you, Longshore-haters.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I wonder who was hated more, Ayoob or Longshore.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ayoob

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 2, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booya.

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by Swamphunter on Sep 2, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who hates boobs?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 2, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third wave feminists?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my defense, I was booing the people who were booing Longshore.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My additions (not all gameday, but good enough)

- People who don’t go when it is raining.
- People who haven’t seen the clock hit 00:00 in the 4th with Cal down by at least 40. (exception for people under 21. I guess.)
- People who still don’t understand the proper usage of “roll on you bears” (especially mic men who chant it into the microphone.)
- The once sarcastic overhand clap now being used non-sarcastically.
- People who openly worry about whether our strength of schedule keeping us out of the championship game, when the season hasn’t started and we clearly play one of the toughest schedules in the country.
- People who boo
- People who think it isn’t OK to criticize college players
- The wave. Dear God, please don’t do the wave.
- People who rush the field against anyone besides USC or Stanford.
- People who argue relative strength of conferences as if the Pac-10 clearly is the best conference in the country.
- Anyone who openly complains about the yellow uniforms despite the fact the players love them, we win when we wear them, and they look great on TV.
- People who take the game so seriously that they went into a full sprint up the stairs and out of the stadium at the end of the Oregon State game in 2007 passing about 30 rows of people who were all in stunned silence. (What? Yes, I hate myself.)

Obviously, we can let this go on for a couple of days. But then we need to do a big list of things that are awesome.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 2, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So, you think we shouldn’t have rushed against Tennessee in 2007?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that more of a gradual emptying of the stands on to the field, and not a “rush”

I have mixed feelings about that one.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 2, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Tennessee 07 was okay, and I support big OOC opponents for the rush too. That being said, I’ve never done it. :(

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

- The once sarcastic overhand clap now being used non-sarcastically.

Please explain

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 2, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Story is this as far as I understand it… we once played Wisconsin (?). All of their fans would do the overhand clap when good things happened. (The one that is like the Sharks clap.) So apparently when they made some mistake and our fans all started doing it. This continued for a lot of years. We would do it for fumbles, interceptions, penalties negating big plays, people falling down, etc.

But about three years ago, we started using it for sacks. Just like the people we were making fun of would have done. We are better than this. I blame the mic men.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might be wrong (Hydro often tells me that I am while punching me repeteadly), but I feel reasonably certain that during my time at Cal lo those many years go, we would do that shark clap whenever the other team screwed up big time, like a sack. So, Im not sure how accurate your apocryphal story truly is.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I kinda misstated things. It used to be for all types of screw-ups. But recently it has been used for sacks, but not other, bigger, funnier screw-ups (like the QB falling down or doing something dumb). This at least was the case in 2007, maybe it changed a bit last year.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly

I attended that Wisconsin game. It was in 1989. Wisconsin had a lot of fans in attendance. They did the “overhand” clap, IIRC, when something happened that was good for them, but a mistake by us. (Such as a penalty or a turnover.) In the student section, we wondered what the F that was all about. We started likening it to a “seal clap.” In the 4th quarter, when Cal sealed the win (see what I did there?), the student section, in unison, turned to the Wisconsin section and did the “seal clap.” Many of the students did seal barking sounds, which was a nice touch. After that game, the student section used the seal clap as a way to mock the other team (though the barking kind of fell by the wayside as time passed).

Frankly, I think the “shark” clap on sacks is a different sort of clap. Wider opening of the arms.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Sep 3, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you wanna do an in depth analysis of the differences in claps?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Celebratory “shark” clap for sack: Top hand goes over your head. You have the “Jaws” theme in your head as you do it.

Mocking “seal” clap: The top hand doesn’t go above the shoulder. You bark like a seal or imagine yourself barking like a seal as you do it.

Is that enough depth?

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by Ohio Bear on Sep 3, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channel Hydro on this one.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you referring to our current 3rd down clap when you say seal clap? And the theme should be “Iron Man”, not “Jaws”

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 3, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the shark clap is the current clap.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

- People who take the game so seriously that they went into a full sprint up the stairs and out of the stadium at the end of the Oregon State game in 2007 passing about 30 rows of people who were all in stunned silence.

That one hit a little too close to home.

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by BeastMode on Sep 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In general, I hate the wave too. If the game is close, at ALL, I refuse to participate. But at the 2002 Big Game, I actually enjoyed it. It was cathartic. It actually seemed like a new way to mock Stanfurd, since they were so terrible that they game was over and won in the 3rd quarter, and the fans responded by saying collectively “you are no longer worthy of our attention. commence celebration!”

the wave also looks best in bowl stadiums with no breaks, and with the tarps removed, and the stadium filled near capacity.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s awesome when you can do it at the rival stadium. Too bad I couldn’t participate in 2005 :(

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 2, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with Rags. It’s not to be used in regular games, but in blowouts where there is much to rejoice about in said blowout, it’s very enjoyable. As it stands, it is used WAY too often.

And by the way, it looks much more awesome in a pure bowl like Memorial than it does in a stadium with decks. I fully intend to start one in the 4th quarter of the Rose Bowl when we finally make it and are blowing out whatever crummy team the Big-11 has offered up for sacrifice.

It’s the only wave that will ever replace the 2002 Big Game wave as the best wave in the history of football, in my memory.

by kencraw on Sep 5, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

- People who argue relative strength of conferences as if the Pac-10 clearly is the best conference in the country.

I just want to comment that I frequently do this, not because I actually believe what I’m saying, but because your arguments go farther when you take them to the extreme. Tell an SEC fan that their conference is good, and they’re just going to smile and pretend they’re listening to why the Pac-10 is good, but really they’re just thinking “Yep, we’re better than the Pac-10”. Give an SEC fan facts why the Pac-10 might be better than the SEC (while proclaiming it IS better), and they get mad and will pretend to dismiss your arguments, but you know you got under their skin because they don’t have good facts of their own, and there’s some little part of the back of their mind where doubt about their superiority creeps in…

It’s only natural to take the argument to the next level, regardless of how much you believe it.

by Missing Barry on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree with rushing. If it were up to me I’d have rushed the field after the UW last year. I love rushing the field.

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by royrules22 on Sep 2, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been comical, rushing the field after UW.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

royrules rushes onto middle of field, Best and Tedford stare at him in bewilderment, Ty Willingham stares at nothing, security starts chasing him

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

as if the Pac-10 clearly is the best conference in the country.

I mean, it is…

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by rollonubears on Sep 2, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from the rushing the field comment, I whole heartedly agree with every one of these.

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by CruzinBears on Sep 3, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nickle
  • People who act like they have some divine right to make authoritative statements about how we should act as fans because they follow Cal football more religiously than their friends. *

Case: I remember it was a home game when we were playing the qb switch game with longshore and riley. Longshore had the start that day. This was mid-season, so everyone knew Longshore was struggling and there was the truly anti-Longshore camp forming. In the opening drive, he threw his first pass, an incompletion that was hardly his fault. I jokingly said out loud “PUT IN RILEY!!!” The people around me laughed. Clearly a joke.

Then this fat ass idiot near us started yelling at me “SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I’LL KICK YOUR ASS” while his ‘posse’ stared back at me as if they wanted to get into a fight. The fat ass threw in some cal football knowledge here and there to cement his right to say whatever he wanted, of course. I told him it was a joke, but he kept on ranting on how he was gonna kick my ass. I told him go ahead if he wanted to (imagine, he’s like 5 seats away from me, if you really wanted to do it come). I just ignored him b/c … how do you respond to a guy like that?

Good thing it was a bright sunny and wonderful gameday at Berkeley with the game just starting. B/c I was with my group of 20 or so friends (student) … b/c he deserved a good ole ass kicking.

by nickle on Sep 2, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

On the one hand, not a good idea to threaten people with physical violence.

On the other hand, the “PUT IN RILEY” chants were really fucking annoying.

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by BeastMode on Sep 2, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me. In the ’07 season, when we put in Riley for a series the student fans would get all agitated, making comments like “why the hell is riley in, put in longshore.”

Fast forward a year and they’re saying the exact opposite.

Fans, so fickle without doing any work.

by nickle on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember saying that – to myself – at the start of the OSU game. One year later, I wear the Gold 13 jersey, Go RILEY!

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I’m sorry OK, but people who yelled Put In Riley just upset me so much. I haven’t been able to sleep since I was so angered that day!!!!

Also, I’ve lost a LOT of weight.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you haven’t lost that much

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by GoldBlooded on Sep 2, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna yell “Put in Riley!” this season when he’s already playing.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 2, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna pull for longshore. Never, ever will I joke about putting in ayoob.

by nickle on Sep 3, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I confuse the bystanders

by shouting for Kerry McGonigal, Perry Klien or Ziv Gottleib.

by LeonPowe on Sep 3, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

JUSTIN VEDDER CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Vedder convinced me that despite being a 5-0, 110 pound 14 year old, I probably was going to be a D-1 quarterback.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 3, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming you refering to my outburst against that Longshore hater. First of all I’m actually a pretty passive guy.

Anyway it’s not that he yelled Longshore sucks. Hell I did. I also yelled put in Sweeney last year as a joke. It’s when the person gets so belligerent and and angry at a decision made by the coaches and yells it obnoxiously. Especially if the person leans into my ear.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another one: whoever started the rumor that the stunt cards each cost Rally Comm $1 each, emphasizing how important that we turn them in without ripping it up, etc.

by nickle on Sep 2, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure Yes We Cannon can shed light here, but my understanding is that, to save money, RallyComm does try to reuse the cards as much as possible.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. No idea how much they actually cost, and while I doubt it’s a dollar, the fact is that they’re worth more than that.
There’s limited space to store the cards/bags, and there’s a much longer turnaround time between ordering new cards and receiving them. Plus, once they’re ordered, they have to be sorted from entirely new packages (it’s always a bit easier sorting the older cards), which takes hours of students’ time.

So, yeah. They might not cost a dollar, but they’re definitely worth much more than that. Plus, with student groups getting funding cuts and Rally Committee already using most of its budget for events that people pretty much expect to happen every year (read: Bonfire), it’s always nice to reuse what we can.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 2, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

To make a rally comm related complaint – In recent years, we have often tried to do card stunts in game where it was clear the student section wouldn’t be totally full. Can we just reserve it for USC/UCLA + Stanford + Huge games like Tennessee?

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk to the Old Blues. They love them, even if it’s partially because they love saying that when they were in school, their card stunts were so much better than they are today.
I’d rather have them for all the games, though, because honestly, I’d say people tend to get used to it during the smaller, less-intense games, so that when a big game does come around, the execution is (in theory) more polished, so you get shows like this.
However, given that they’ve been cutting time for the card stunt shows in recent years, I won’t be surprised if they do cut back on the shows themselves.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 2, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is likely that the people who don’t show up for the less intense games are also the people who are too dumb to properly do the card stunts. (Or having not attended games regularly don’t understand them.)

I can see it both ways – but having spent most of my life on the west side, I would say that people’s reactions to the half-filled card stunts is one of “love.” The other thing to note, just as a historical matter, is that it think it is really only in the Tedford era that we have had card stunts with such regularity. This likely was due to lack of attendance and funds.

But it also made them feel pretty special. In fact, my only real recollection is from the either the 1991 or 1993 Cal-UW game (I think both teams were undefeated at the time.) This ended up leading to a second half collapse.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 2, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that second paragraph should read, “isn’t one of ‘love’”

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 2, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate card stuns and rally comm so much?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s bitter!

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 2, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there cards stunts at last years Oregon game?

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, most rainy games don’t have card stunts (unless it’s Stanfurd/U$C, just because they’re big games).

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it isn’t rainy or Alumni Band Day, usually.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 5, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scratch that. They usually just move the timing of the card stunts for Homecoming.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a fountain of knowledge.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 6, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.
Good to know. My Cal experience/knowledge is spotty at best, and I’ve only heard from a small group of Cal fans about card stunts (and they’re the kind of people who would love the card stunts just because they’re happening and they get reminded of their student life).

But it also made them feel pretty special.

It’s funny, because the way you’re describing the card stunts is the way Bonfire has gone, where not too long ago, there were multiple bonfires a year, each for a particular event (home opener, LA game, Big Game, etc.) and now because of funding/legal-issues it’s solely a Big Game event. It’d be great having multiple ones, because of the scale of the event, but really, just having one and having it for Big Game makes it all kinds of special.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 2, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How on Earth do you get bored at a sporting event?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 pitchers duel.
0-0 soccer draw with two defensive teams.
Washington in late December.

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by rollonubears on Sep 2, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 pitchers duel.

nah


0-0 soccer draw with two defensive teams.

not if they’re good teams


Washington in late December.

maaaaybe

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by norcalnick on Sep 2, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude did you see Penny today? If the Giants can limp into the playoffs and, like, ONE hitter gets hot, hooooly smokes …

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the game, Penny looked solid. Good pickup by the Giants. Unfortunately our lineup still sucks, I’m excited to go again today and see Posey.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2009 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

When’s Posey going to see action? And yes, just ONE hitter to get hot, I would hope Roward since he carries the potential for power and to drive the ball when we need it. Renteria just needs to get warm and Winn just needs to be clutch.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be mad if Posey doesn’t get action tonight since I have tickets, and it’s definitely going to be the last Giants game I attend this season…

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing you’re mad.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed! I sit in the Alumni section with my parents, and now make it a point to stand up on 3rd downs, yell at the top of my lungs on every Defense play, and obnoxiously wave my arms in an attempt to get others to stand up with me (Knowing it will fail miserably)

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by CruzinBears on Sep 3, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

- Opposing teams that have mascots/cheerleaders that run into the opposing endzone to do cartwheels and other dumb acts of celebration after a score (which is why it is always awesome when we have a band member or two do the same when we score just to show how lame it is).

ugh, ASU and their flagmen

by pyunny on Sep 5, 2009 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we do that too, if I am not mistaken didn’t we do it at last years OSU game?

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just read the article. He insulted Brent Musburger. Who the FUCK does he think he is?

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by rollonubears on Sep 2, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Well folks, we’ve got hippies up in the trees.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not let people insult the Burg.

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by rollonubears on Sep 2, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there any place where you can see who is calling certain games? I am going to be pissed if he isn’t calling Oregon-BSU tomorrow.

Who do you have in that game?

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by rollonubears on Sep 2, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well those were two totally unrelated questions.

Musberger exclusively calls Saturday Night Football, he’ll be in Atlanta for Virginia Tech-Alabama with Herbie. Mark Jones and Bob Davie (who are pretty good).

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I am so excited right now I can’t focus. The season starts in a few days. I am literally pacing with excitement. Don’t expect me to stay on topic.

I like Bob Davie, mostly because of how he pronounces the word huge. He can’t say it. He frequently uses the word, and it always comes out yuge. It can be the highlight of the game sometimes. “It was a yuge gain!”

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by rollonubears on Sep 2, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should count the number of times he says “Footbawl”. Great drinking game.

Well, root beer for you. Heh.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate not being able to walk in for free anymore because Cal is good and popular. Long live Holmoe!

by Missing Barry on Sep 2, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Flagged for joking about the Holmoecaust.

by paleodan on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should fund a Holmoecaust museum, so that the world never forgets.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 2, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, say what you will, but going to Holmoe games did have its advantages. Sit where you want, all the room you could possibly need, and like I said, I really have walked in for free, without a ticket, before.

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2009 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were those games even enjoyable?

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had so much fun.

But I didnt know any better.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I didn’t go to Cal, but I’m still a Cal fan…so yes, there were enjoyable. Like Twist said, though, I didn’t know any better at the time. Turns out winning is more fun…

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like this list covers 100% of fans

by Kai on Sep 2, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earlier in this thread, I defended the wave. However, I gotta say, if the game is close and worth paying attention to, I’m not doing the wave. I’m just not. It’s distracting. Plus, I’m already standing.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 2, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to write something on the wave one of these days. I believe it’s a clear and present danger to the fabric of our society.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's

blame UW! They invented the damn thing!

Also, outside of the US, the Wave is known as the Mexican Wave.

Whatever its origin, by the mid-1980s the practice was widespread throughout North America. Finally, it gained worldwide notice, and the specific name Mexican wave, during the FIFA Football World Cup in Mexico at the Estadio Universitario in Monterrey, 1986.

by LeonPowe on Sep 2, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexico gives us cheap laborers and service workers, we give them the Wave.

Seems like a fair trade.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen its invention credited to A’s fans before…

by Missing Barry on Sep 3, 2009 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So have I, I swear there was a thread about this here on CGB a year ago about this…

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t boo Stanfurd?!

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

HS band day (I want to see the good band!)

Fair enough, but luckily it only happens once every 2 years. And it counts against the band’s community service in case they ever get in trouble.

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on Sep 3, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

And who knows how many Cal bandsmen were inspired originally to join the band during hs band day, thus improving the Cal band itself!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

My high school actually showed up at HS Band day last year. That was kind of cool.

by turkey on Sep 3, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Pet Peeves

1) People who don’t pay attention to any of the football game and spend the whole game time talking, faced away from the field. There are better places than a football game to visit with you friends.

2) People who get fall down drunk anytime in the first three quarters. Pace yourselves!

by paleodan on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

1) People who don’t pay attention to any of the football game and spend the whole game time talking, faced away from the field. There are better places than a football game to visit with you friends.

Why dont you like me???

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then there are those girls who show up in the modified game-day shirts, cut to show as much skin as possible, that have no idea what is going on—except that Suzy is such a slut—and that they are ready to paaaar-tay.

You make it sound like it’s a bad thing.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 2, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What section is this? I want tickets.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remind me to meet Suzy.

AND NEVER UPSET THE CRYSTAL FOOTBALL OF POWER.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean like this?

by DC Trojan on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d!! A thousand times!!
 See, this is why I like standing next to YOU. You say what I didn’t even know I was thinking.

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on Sep 3, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just reread what you had to say and had another thought:

When we were in band, Cal sucked a lot. Many of the bandspeople wouldnt prolly have gone to the games were it not for the mandatory attendance aspect. So, I’ll give them a pass.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they don’t have to go to the games NOW, see?

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on Sep 3, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Perhaps I am missing something, but he is referring to two sets of people. People in band from 1999-2003 and women who attend games without interest in the game (a group that could, in theory overlap some). I was speaking directly to the first group. Their attendance at games today (or, as you put it, NOW) is irrelevant to their attendance at games from 1999-2003.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just bothered me when someone in the band was not paying attention and would have no idea about what was going on in the game. That is why we would play Big C when there was a flag on the play, or when everyone would be surprised that we were playing a song. I know Cal sucked when we were in the band, but I think part of the band “job” involves at least marginally following the game.

by paleodan on Sep 4, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then there are those girls who show up in the modified game-day shirts, cut to show as much skin as possible, that have no idea what is going on—except that Suzy is such a slut—and that they are ready to paaaar-tay.

Eh. .. I’m okay with this.

by LeonPowe on Sep 3, 2009 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't know if this happens at Cal

But inevitably, there will be one little dipshit wearing an Oregon jersey at our game. It’s usually some little kid, which really makes you have to question the parents. And I did. And the dad was not happy. Screw him for letting his kid wear a jersey of your hated rival to a game not featuring them.

It has been ok as long as we beat Oregon. Guarantee that does not fly this year.

I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by The VD Special on Sep 3, 2009 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Not really

1. Not a lot of people wear Stanfurd jerseys. Not even Stanfurd fans/students/alum

But what does happen is people wear red. And some people are dumb, confrontational enough or uninformed about the consequences of wearing red in or near the student section. I don’t have a lot of sympathy.

by LeonPowe on Sep 3, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of this

I was being rolled up at Stanfurd Stadium my senior year

Was being passed up through a frat:

1. Got my shoes taken and thrown (spent a quarter looking for them. amazingly both of them hit friends of mine and they had seen they were my shoes so they held on to them for me)

2. Got a large coke poured down my back

Luckily I had given my wallet and keys to my group of friends, otherwise I suspect those would be gone too.

by LeonPowe on Sep 3, 2009 3:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder what happens to females on their way up. Sounds frightening.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, you have really excellent friends…

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either that

or they independently didn’t know what to do with a single Air Go LWP (endorsed by Timmy Hardaway!)

by LeonPowe on Sep 3, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur, but this has really only happened to me once…I guess I have better luck in avoiding them.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 3, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spot on. It’s awesome whenever I get there pretty damn early for a game and see 3 guys “claiming” 3 rows that could fit about 30 people. When my friends show up a bit later and sit near where we’re sitting and happen to unknowingly invade their invisible territory, they get all pissed off “I’m saving those seats.”

Makes for a really, really awkward situation. What are we, in 3rd grade?

by nickle on Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should ask them how they like being the loser of the group that got sent up while everyone else is still at the house drinking.

by turkey on Sep 4, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike non-students in the student section. I think it cheapens the experience for the students and reduces passionate fans in the rest of the stadium.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2009 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey!

I’ll probably be more passionate than some of the students in the section!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

good then sit in A or wherever else you’re supposed to sit.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Everywhere else in the stadium sucks

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 3, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know…it’s a circular pattern.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The MM gang is not pleased by your comment.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Sep 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year we retired from ‘QQ’ to section ‘I’ but we still visit ‘QQ’ and the student section in blowouts and biblical deluges to remember what it was like to be alive inside.

by zoonews on Sep 3, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why must you embarrass yourself so much?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You dislike Hydro?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Be true…sit (or stand in front of) your own fucking seat.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 3, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, most seasons I have no idea where my actual seats are.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 3, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think Ive ever sat in my seat once.

Or even sat.

carp, you have truly embarrassed yourself today. I will chalk it up to sleep deprivation. Let’s all move on with our lives

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by TwistNHook on Sep 3, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game Day Annoyances

- Fans who arrive late and insist on getting to their seats in the middle of the row with no regard to the play on the field.
- Fans who leave their seat and return 3 or 4 times during the game interupting others while play is in progress.
- Obnoxious Cal fans or opposing fans verbally abusing the other teams fans. This does not include good natured ribbing.
- The Cal Band not having a clue as to what is happening on the field and playing at inopportune times. Actually the band is much too courteous often allowing the visiting band to steal the show.
- The loser drum major that has problems catching the baton.- Yes I know this is tradition.
- The inability to see the current stats on the scoreboard.
- The vagrants that want to join and bum food and drink during tailgating.
- The sound system speakers that impair my view especially when play is on the north east side of the field from about 5-10 yard lines.
- People who stand incessantly without regard to those behind them
- The inability to buy and drink beer during the game.
- And yes, once again the friggin WAVE!

by OsoDeOro on Sep 3, 2009 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

- People who stand incessantly without regard to those behind them

BOOO. Sitting during the game if you are between the ages of 9 and 50 should be punishable by a Blount punch (yes I’m kidding… sort of)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 3, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

50!

That’s homicidal man. There will be 40 year old fans who won’t be able to walk out of the stadium.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 4, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey 40 is the new 20!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 4, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, 28 is the new 1,009. My legs felt like they were going to fall off yesterday. I’M SO OLD!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 6, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude i wanted to SIT yesterday in the 4th Q. I looked at the scoreboard noticed that 12 minutes remained and I was crying at the pain my leg. That’s what i get for standing since like 2PM in the afternoon. Then I had to walk back all the way to shattuck & univ and then drive all the way back to SJ.

I really need to start hitting a gym

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 6, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might get a better workout by using the equipment inside.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 6, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Standing at the wrong time

Well guys, at some point you will be over 50 sitting on the west side surrounded by well seasoned Cal fans. It really is annoying as all hell when someone, stands precisely at the moment a long gainer or a critical play is developing and you end up missing it.. Understand that most of us folks want to sit back watch the game. This does not mean that we lack passion, there is a fair amount of standing, but reserved for selected moments. You’ll see…

I really do appreciate your enthusiasm and committment to the blue and gold. It reminds me of myself 35 years ago. Continue on – Go Bears!

by OsoDeOro on Sep 4, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for giving us a rarely appreciated perspective on Cal football. The west side of the stadium is like the North Korea of Cal football. I have no idea what its like over there. A true black hole of information.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 4, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

- Fans who arrive late and insist on getting to their seats in the middle of the row with no regard to the play on the field.
- Fans who leave their seat and return 3 or 4 times during the game interupting others while play is in progress.

I was at the Giants game yesterday, and these people in my row were doing this constantly mid pitch. I was about ready to LaGarrette Blount this dad and his two 7 year old kids.

by Missing Barry on Sep 4, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, his nickname ‘Blount Force Trauma’ just took on a whole new dimension!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 4, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the road USC game last year. Some old blues had the seats behind my group. They came late, they yelled at me for standing up on exciting plays (I wasn’t standing for 97% of the game) and then they left early.

Worst Cal fans ever.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 4, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Red near the stadium can have horrific results, especially if I see it!

I BLEED BLUE AND GOLD!! BEST FOR PRESIDENT!!!

by BleedinBlueNGold on Sep 4, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

that article truly did suck. i happen to like Birgeneau’s Go Bears…
for me:
when the mic men do “who’s house?” instead of “who’s domicile?”
-classless fans who cheer when an opposing player gets injured (unless they had it coming to them)
-fans who get overly confident when there is still a lot of football to be played (i.e. “we’re #1!” OSU ;
[ )
-people from other schools who come into the student section sporting their school gear (what are you thinking?)
-fans not making noise/leaving early

does it annoy anyone when people yell “GOLD!” during the star-spangled banner?
i happen to love it perhaps its just me.

by pyunny on Sep 5, 2009 3:41 AM PDT reply actions  

The GOLD yell comes off as lame as only a handful do it

OTOH the Bears yell instead of brave is awesome

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

still

I’m in love with Joe Cannon.

by N.L. on Sep 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/under on this N.L. being Joe Cannon

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 16, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

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