When I was at Cal, us students drove bejeweled Jaguars and were carried from place to place in golden palanquins. But I hear now that college students are not quite as conspicuously wealthy. Well, if that is the case, there is good news. Every Monday after a Cal home game, students can get 3% off at the student store for every TD scored (link in title). So, Cal scored 8 TDs, right? That's 24% off. And for us non-students who still want to mooch, here are some key slang terms that all the kids are using these days to help you blend in: tucus, khazer, shlemazl, shlep, and, of course, the wildly popular: meshugine. Turn your hat to the side, grab your Hammer pants, and GO BEARS!