Caption Contest: Jahvid Best Facts
Some people despise Twitter, but how can you hate something that gives you the joy of Jahvid Best Facts?
Here are some of our favorites:
*JBF: Jahvid Best chose football over track because the extra padding weight keeps him from reaching orbit
*JBF: Jahvid was tired of racing past old cars - he thought up the 'Cash for Clunkers' program to get them off the road.
*JBF: Jim Harbaugh didn't know Jahvid when he met him recently. It was the first time that Harbaugh had ever seen Jahvid stand still
*JBF: In high school Jahvid won the 100 yard dash in the 2007 California State Championship while wearing flip-flops.
Caption Contest: Post your Jahvid Best Facts in the comments and rec your favorites! We'll list the best ones sometime next week.
PS: Nissan has a vote to cast courtesy of the fans, so vote for Best for the Heisman!
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Jahvid Best is prohibited from the Cal Baseball diamond, because everytime he's around the radar guns cant keep up.
"Best is Best" - Every single broadcaster this upcoming season, completely original and funny right???
Cal doesn't need to use SLAC for research, they just give the particles to Jahvid Best.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
come on nerds, this is totally recable.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pity rec!
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Though I do get the joke.
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Jahvid Best is occassionally scared by his own shadow, because its not very often his shadow can keep up with him.
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by dballisloose on Sep 11, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Heh heh nice.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time the Giants change relievers, Kruk and Kuip say "Jahvid, your oil change, tune up, and smog experts."
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
Cal has a new wrinkle in its halfback pass play. Jahvid Best throws a pass way downfield. To himself.
Praise be to Tedford!
by Ohio Bear on Sep 11, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Jahvid Best just scored a touchdown against EWU. Yes. Just now. He got bored with today so he ran to tomorrow.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Jahvid best usually runs next to mirrors so he has competition
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
by SoCal Oski on Sep 11, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
The superhero The Flash is loosely based upon Jahvid Best’s life.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
Except that Jahvid would never wear red. Ever.
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Kevin Riley doesn't relay plays to Jahvid, he just tells him which factor to warp to.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
The thought of Riley as Kirk and Best as Sulu did make me chuckle.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Jahvid best favorite thing to do is to drive on the freeway, so he can see life at normal speed.
"Best is Best" - Every single broadcaster this upcoming season, completely original and funny right???
Jahvid Best tried to slow dance at his prom. His date’s body was found eight hundred yards away. Two feet deep in a tree trunk.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard, but it did. Rec’d
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
When Jahvid Best fasts, he only does it for about 3 minutes.
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Jahvid Best is simply the newest ghola of Miles Teg.
anyone who rec’-v’-ds this is automatically entered into the CGB Nerd Hall of Fame
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Sep 11, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Nate Longshore is 1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 as fast as Jahvid Best. Wait, that’s not really a joke…
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That would mean Jahvid could only run 5 miles per hour
BURNED
by omnizzle on Sep 11, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jahvid Best always runs uphill when he practices because if he ran downhill he'd go back in time to 1955.
By the way, Daryll Clark should not be beating Best in anything, particularly not a Heisman vote.
I personally would take Clark in a throwing contest, but that is just me.
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The speed of Jahvid Best can only be calculated if you divide by zero.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Jahvid Best doesn't always wear blue, but he always appears blue to the stationary observer because his light is blueshifted.
by trisweb on Sep 11, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
hahahaha
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone fired a gun at Jahvid Best while he was running. The subsequent headline read "Bullet Shot By Jahvid Best."
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
Before Jahvid came to Cal, the only words he knew were ’Meep Meep"
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Jahvid Best is so fast..
HOW FAST IS HE??
Jahvid Best is sooooooooooooooo fast that when he runs, other people have trouble keeping up!
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by TwistNHook on Sep 11, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec’d!
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Opposing players try to rub Jahvid’s foot for good luck.
by joshpeng on Sep 11, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Jahvid Best made the Kessel Run in less thanTEN parsecs
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Sep 11, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Some say he’s the propeller on the Brock Mansion Party Yacht, the fastest seagoing vessel in the world…
…And that in case of an earthquake during gameday, he can evacuate a sold-out Memorial Stadium singlehandedly in 1.4 seconds.
All we know is, he’s called the Best.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Sep 11, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
rec’d. I wonder how many people get this.
by wearecb4life on Sep 11, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that time Jahvid Best was caught from behind? Yeah, me neither.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Jahvid Best is known for being a fast runner.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You’re not very good at this.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, I don’t see any comin from you!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said???!
dboneisloose
by HolmoePhobe on Sep 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s what Jahvid said?
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of rafting companies are now calling the turbulent areas River Jahvids.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day. It’s only because Jahvid Best couldn’t speak Italian.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
…didn’t they speak Latin?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
(but other than that, rec’d)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T SEE ANYTHING COMING FROM YOU EITHER
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Jahvid Best is like Sonic the Hedgehog. He’s blue, he’s fast, he has a foxy sidekick in Shane Tails Vereen, and he plans on collecting many rings along the way!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
All in favor of now referring to Shane Vereen as ‘Tails’ say Aye.
AYE!
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
nay….he’s not a friggin sidekick!!! how degrading!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
When Jahvid Best dreams, he dreams about being a squirrel that runs a hotel restaurant which later gets attack by a pterodactyl.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 11, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d!
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Jahvid Best wrote and directed the movie Speed. He did not star in it, because then the resolution would be too easy; he would just run alongside the bus and disarm the bomb.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
The same goes for every single movie that Jason Statham has ever been involved with.
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Jahvid Best thought the movie Speed was a biopic of his life. He’s been looking for a better title ever since.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s also very angry that they picked Keanu Reeves. He finds this unacceptable.
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If Jahvid Best were in charge of the House, Congress would adjourn before the President gave the State of the Union.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
Jahvid Best could’ve completed the constructions at Memorial by now, but he knew this influx of labor would stimulate the California economy. Thanks Jahvid!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Jahvid Best doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, he always drinks Dos Equis.
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Sep 11, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Stay healthy, my friend.
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by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Think he’s referencing the fact that pundits worry about Jahvid remaining healthy for the season…so you all fail.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Comprehension win.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Sep 11, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jahvid Best was born in Vallejo, but went to school in Richmond.
I like my Jahvid Best facts the best.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 11, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I dislike them, GoldBlooded is a suckup
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
me too
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Sep 11, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I saw this movie about a running back that had to SPEED around a gridiron, keeping his SPEED over fifty mph, and if his SPEED dropped, he would explode! I think it was called “The Running Back That Couldn’t Slow Down.”
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Sep 11, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Catchay
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Jahvid Best didn’t puke Gatorade because Kevin Barnes hit him; he was too disoriented at space and time catching up to him.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 11, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
Jahvid Best’s dad is David and apparently the word “Jah” means “Divine” somewhere that I am forgetting, so David combined Jah and David to create Jahvid.
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by TwistNHook on Sep 11, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sounds so much better than Jahrack
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 11, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
During his summer vacation in Jamaica, Jahvid Best's ungloved hand accidentally touched an ordinary mortal... named Usain Bolt.
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