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DBD 9.1.09 Gameday Rituals

Okay people, we've had fun (some of us) with your serious discussions on healthcare, on the state budget, on how to fix your laptop, even about the top kung-fu fights of all time. Great stuff, most of it, and it certainly filled in the gap on an interminable offseason.

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However, that time is done. COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK. And it's Terp Week.

To kick things off, we want to know what Gameday rituals do you follow? Do you check out the Cal Band on Sproul? Do you watch college football from morning to midnight? Do you flirt with the coeds at your favorite sororities/tailgates? Do you just drink, drink, drink until you're too hammed to pronounce Tosh Lupoi correctly?

Discuss it people. Only four days away.

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Aaron Rodgers gets interviewed by Comcast Sports Net Bay Area. Good stuff on what Rodgers thinks about Cal's chances this year (and also Kevin Riley) halfway through the video.


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Rob Calogne profiles Syd'Quan Thompson
Great article on the Squid.

During a session of one-on-one’s with defensive backs covering receivers, I watched Thompson sit in the hip pocket of Verran Tucker—the same Tucker who won one of Cal’s starting receiver jobs to start the season. Tucker streaked ten yards up field, cut on a dime towards the sidelines, then cut quickly again up the field. Thompson never let Tucker get farther away than a forearm’s length, maybe less.

What made the battle so impressive wasn’t just the fact that Thompson wasn’t fooled on a double-move by the receiver. The coverage was so extraordinary because that double-move by Tucker was impressive and the receiver still looked like he was handcuffed to Thompson.

There were many more situations that Thompson showed his talents, but nothing epitomizes the senior corner more than when he makes the best receivers look pedestrian. That sort of talent comes from hard work, which is what he did during the offseason. When Thompson wasn’t working in team activities, he had plenty of other things to help improve his game. Thompson explained, “Being able to get out on the field and like work a little technique stuff by myself, getting in the weight room a little longer, and just really helping guys. You know, learning from other players at the same time.”

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 2:16 AM PDT reply actions  

lmao

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, that’s a turtle up there!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doug Gottlieb picks Cal to finish 1st in Pac-10 hoops
Thanks to LeonPowe for picking up. Plus some stuff about Max!

Two games to watch out for nonconference:

Cal versus Syracuse, Nov. 19 (Coaches vs. Cancer): Long before the Bears go to Kansas, they’ll have a shot to make some noise in New York with one game against Syracuse and then another opposite either Ohio State or North Carolina. Cal needs to at least split at MSG to prove it has staying power for the long haul. It has as many veterans back as Ohio State and more than Syracuse and UNC.

Cal at Kansas, Dec. 22: The Bears are the conference favorite, and that means they must perform well outside the league. Cal will get a shot to make a national name for itself in December when it goes to Allen Fieldhouse. No one should expect the Bears to beat the loaded Jayhawks, but this Christmas week game will offer up a golden chance for them to make themselves known as a national contender.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 3:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone in the New York area want to go to the game vs. Syracuse with me? I don’t think I can talk the girlfriend into it.

No longer wanting an interview with Ryan Anderson.

by yellow fever on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not in NY, but I could possibly be convinced.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Studio shots or she’s really your left hand

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Newell inducted into FIBA Hall of Fame
Again, hat-tip Leon Powe. LINK

Former Cal coach Pete Newell, as highly regarded for his basketball acumen around the world as he was in Berkeley, has been inducted into the FIBA International Basketball Hall of Fame.

Newell, who died last November at the age of 93, led Cal to the 1959 NCAA title, then coached the U.S. Olympic team to a gold medal at the 1960 Rome Games. A member of that team, Oscar Robertson, is also part of the 11-member FIBA class. The only other American honored this year was the late Kay Yow, former women’s coach at North Carolina State.

Newell coached the Bears for six seasons through 1960, but continued to be influential in the sport worldwide for decades after. Besides coaching the Olympic team and working in the NBA, he traveled to conduct clinics and camps around the globe and was particularly revered in Japan.

His teams at Cal reached the NCAA Tournament four times, and his final squad was national runnerup in 1960. His teams in Berkeley were a combined 119-44.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 3:07 AM PDT reply actions  

USC news: Shareece Wright is out

The summer of 2009 is going as bad for the Trojans as Verdun did for the Germans.

USC’s secondary shuffle went from temporary to permanent on Monday after starting cornerback Shareece Wright was declared academically ineligible.

Wright’s status had been in doubt throughout training camp, forcing Josh Pinkard to move from safety to cornerback for last weekend’s mock game at the Coliseum.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 3:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Or alternatively, if you’re not playing while you’re waiting for a bullshit arrest to get dismissed, go to class and stay eligible. Damn and blast.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT UPSET THE CRYSTAL FOOTBALL OF POWER!!!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe young Mr Wright was the one who knocked it over…

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just tempting fates there.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well according to approximately everyone this is USC’s year to at best squeak into a minor bowl while Cal goes to the Rose Bowl, so what fate is there to tempt?

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you guys enjoy the PapaJohns Bowl. Its a lot of fun.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does it mean that we all get their delicious pizza? I’m smelling upside!

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

at the Emerald Bowl, we received no Emeralds or nuts.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats true. We were also robbed afterwards. So, not only did we get no Emeralds or nuts, but we lost our money, credit cards, and dignity.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

But isn’t property theft?

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isthere a subject in that sentence? Or is it an implied you? Which would mean itd read You but isn’t property theft? hich makes even less sense.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh pardon the fuck out of me for using an informal sentence structure. (That’s the hortative by the way, not the imperative, since I can hardly demand that you pardon me).

If I were to restate my response in a more formal fashion, it would read as follows:

“While I am dismayed to discover that you were robbed of your possessions after the Emerald Bowl, thereby compounding the emotional trauma of group disappointment with personal fear and deprivation, I feel compelled to make light of your loss by suggesting that, in the view of many academic and practicing Marxists, property obtained through capitalist mechanisms of production and accumulation is in fact a form of theft from the workers, and therefore there is an inherent irony of your being being directly robbed of that which was, in a fashion, stolen already.”

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do I have to throw you back in the dungeon?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that this marks the first time that the phrase “USC educational arrogance” has ever been used in a sentence of any type, sarcastic or otherwise.

Also, I don’t have osteoporosis.

Also, pictures or you’re actually a shabbos goy trying to pass.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Im not going to show photos of my face, but I will send photos of the tip of my penis if you want.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tempting as that may be, all that might prove is that you were born in the US.

Actually, how do we know you were born in the US? I demand a birth certificate and proof of circumcision!

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Birth certificate or Twist was born in Kenya Mozambique!

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t he have been thrown down a well there?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I have is a Certificate Of Live Birth. And 2 birth announcements. And a photo of me getting born under the Golden Gate Bridge covered in apple pie.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your mom gave birth to you under a bridge!?

No wonder you can be a troll sometimes.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

clavado le!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was anyone singing God Bless America at the time? Because that’s about the only way you could be more of a Yankee Doodle Dandy, Yankee doodle do or die.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were singing O Kenya, actually.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does that sound anything like O Canada?

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but with a lot more electric fiddle.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds more like “O Iceland” now.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less psychodelic jam-rock.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here are the Lyrics

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying you’re a communist?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Socofacist, actually.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS It was USC educashional. Get it right. Bitch.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good this isn’t getting out of hand.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why you didnt post that to the penis tip one, I’ll neve rknow.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

. . . um . . .

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he did, I would immediately have followed it up with ‘TWSS’

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that joke ever going to evolve?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

“That is what one would say if one was in a compromising position”?

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a classic! you don’t fuck with a classic!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then, explain PDiddy’s sampling of Kashmir.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

He thought Jammu was a type of Jelly

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

blasphemy?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, the greatest thing ever? He uses the word “semaphore” in a rap song! You can’t top that.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can:

Yo wassup,
Semaphore
What a whore.

-fin

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evolution only takes place when it needs, or would be advantageous to adapt to its surroundings.

Why mess with perfection?

I’m sorry this is hard for you to handle.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually doesn’t evolution occur when God wills it so. I WILL IT SO!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an angry and capricious Old Testament God! Run!

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

As opposed to the cheery and convivial New Testament God?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all relative. I don’t remember there being quite as much smiting in the sequel.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Signs that I am a)a dirty heathen and b)spend too much time on Wikipedia: I just went to the Wikipedia entry on the New Testament and was confused because I couldn’t find a “plot” section in the table of contents.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

How cool would it be if the bible had a big, profound story arc that ended when, like, superman dies or something? HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE?!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because that one’s in hand?

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson learned: next time I shall cut and paste.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, I have many things in common with a crystal football. You don’t want to upset me!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did Shareece Wright knock you over this morning?

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was the most awkward Case Management Conference ever.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

um……recd?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the hortative by the way, not the imperative

Are you sure you went to USC?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Positive. The giveaway is the Pavlovian-response arm twitching when I hear Tribute to Troy 80 – 90 times a game.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

love that one!

right click save as

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s against the DBD by-laws.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not. I’ve declared the fuck out of him.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude you declared him like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as:

“I’ve decided the fuck out of him”

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for not having enough rings.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Clausen image searches are my favorite type. He’s like a 8-popped-collar douchbag.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t not rec Ostrich. So long, Stego!

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

So long, Stego!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That backfired.

DELETE MY COMMENT! QUICK! DEFIBRILLATE THIS BITCH

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARHAHARHAHAHAHAHAHA

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I received nuts. True story.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what…oh hell, that’s so easy it’s no longer any fun.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was fun?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

She received nuts too.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

They gave me a bag of nuts on the way in.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 1, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You got nuts? All I got was this lousy teabag!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least you didn’t get declared a dirty sanchez.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I got was this lame bag of royal-cut venezuelan emeralds

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for thinking Papa John’s is delicious.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm wasn’t obvious? One sample was enough to convince me that it’s a bad thing.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Papa John’s is awesome. I love their garlic sauce. It is a bit overpriced though.

No longer wanting an interview with Ryan Anderson.

by yellow fever on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do not understand your choices in life.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet you still wanna go to the bball game with him? I dont understand your choices in life!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their regular pizzas taste like there’s enormous amounts of sugar in the red sauce. Not my cup of tea.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do your cups of tea have enormous amounts of sugar in them?

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Define “enormous.”

Besides, I drink coffee in a failed attempt at assimilation.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Define "enormous."

RIGHT HERE BRO

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arthur Kade, is that you?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

“RIGHT ""HEAR"" (BRO) LA 9.3828

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone didn’t stick the landing.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

?

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine the amount of coal it takes to keep you running.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine the amount of coal hair gel it takes to keep you running.

fixed

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trains don’t run on hair gel!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rarely use gel.

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Between you and Twist, it’s a festival of exhibitionism here today.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude that’s disgusting. Rishi and Twist? Eww

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone see the papajohns.com Bowl last year when Papa John himself brought up pizza for the broadcasters right after halftime? And then tried to get them to eat it during the game? Good planning.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but the pizza is cursed.

But it does come with a free topping!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pics confirming gender or else Mr. Wright’s really a Mrs./Ms.

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by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Ive learned one thing from that South African sprinter, having a vagina apparently doesnt mean you are a woman. So, well need a blood test.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we don’t recruit from the South African national track and field team.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s not a Mr., I don’t want to meet additional Mrs./Ms.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Opening UCLA game might be postponed due to wildfires

LINK

UCLA’s football program and fans may feel the heat of the fires currently raging through Southern California.

The Station Fire that is tearing through a La Cresenta and other areas not far from Pasadena already claimed more than 85,000 acres, the lives of two firemen and caused more than $7 million in damage on Monday afternoon — and the leading edge of the fire is about four miles from the Rose Bowl, where on Saturday afternoon UCLA is scheduled to start its football season against San Diego State.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 3:23 AM PDT reply actions  

They could always move the game to San Diego on short notice…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure UCLA would give up the home date. They’d probably move the game to December 5th, since both teams finish up their seasons Thanksgiving weekend.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I remember the last time we rescheduled a game due to natural disaster. Not fun at all.

by Harsha on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happened there?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

A bad holding call during the last drive of the game.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it was a tripping call. A nonexistent one, called on Marvin Philip.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Sep 1, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miami?

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Harsha’s a Bruin fan.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for not having obvious bruin fan name/sig line!

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Avatar is so confusing!

ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER AVINASH!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Pedo Bruin!

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh crap, there are avatars? haha

/runs off for more coffee.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

does this work?

Go Bruins!

by Harsha on Sep 1, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, Miami. Blah. Can’t blame the refs, either. (Well, I can always blame the refs, but I won’t). There were at least 2 bad calls that completely shifted the score, but we did let Edge run for a billion yards (after containing Ricky Williams that year, who won the Heisman, and we did give up 40+ points. But that certainly sucked – we were supposed to trounce Miami.

by Harsha on Sep 1, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, they’d obviously not want to give up a home date. They might do it in exchange for some home dates in future years, however.

Well, maybe. Still probably not likely.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thus making Price’s debut in front of 105k singing Rocky Mountain Top.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

that fire is crazy bad. some of the lead fire chief quotes were particularly concerning.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

“This fire is crazy bad, yo!”

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

What brings you back to Memorial Stadium?
Jimmy Tran of the Daily Cal answers that question for you.

So why do fans return every fall with hopes of a Rose Bowl berth or even a national title game appearance, especially when the conference has been ruled by a powerhouse that has arguably been the best team in college football over the past eight or so years?

For fans, it shouldn’t be about liking a team just because they win games. It’s more about respect and whether or not the attitudes of the players on the team fit their visions of how the game should be approached.

It begins with desire, and that’s why 72,000 strong will be packing Memorial Stadium every home game. This team is so hungry and likable that it would be crazy, at least at this point, to question its heart.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 3:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Can I write an article for the Daily Cal as an young alumni? Because I want to write about how crappy their sports section is

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can write a fanpost for the CGB at any age about your feelings on the Daily Cal sports section!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but you can’t put “an” before “young”

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

aeiou.... y?

Dammit foiled again by Herr Rishi!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean like this guy?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I write an article for the Daily Cal as an young alumni?

You can if you are more than one person! Take that non-humanities!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Sep 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game coverage of Cal-Maryland

TV and radio notes. I know David Norrie digs some rock and roll thing in SF (he did some feature on it during the Oregon game last year).

Television: ESPN2 – Terry Gannon (Play-By-Play), David Norrie (Analyst)

*Cal Radio: KGO 810 AM (San Francisco) – Joe Starkey (Play-By-Play), Troy Taylor (Anaylst), Todd McKim (Sideline)

*Each broadcast begins with a 30-minute pregame show that leads to the kickoff. The postgame show includes reaction from the Bears’ locker room and the "Postgame at the Paragon" live program from the Paragon Bar & Cafe at the Claremont Resort & Spa hosted by Lee Grosscup and Kate Scott.

ISP Sports/Cal Radio Network Affiliates: KGIL 1260 AM (Los Angeles), XSURF 540 AM (San Diego), KESP 970 AM (Modesto), KTKZ 1380 AM (Sacramento)

Sirius XM Satellite Radio: Cal fans can listen to the ISP Sports/Cal Radio Network broadcast feed on Sirius XM Satellite Radio on channel 220 (Sirius) and channel 193 (XM).

CalBears.com: Visit CalBears.com for complete coverage of Cal football, including a live play-by-play update via Gametracker.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 3:39 AM PDT reply actions  

it sucks that the game with an East Coast team is on national cable TV @ 10 PM Eastern. Not sure I can blame the Pac10 for this, but it sure smells like them. That’s so late I don’t even think it will make the Sunday papers (well…the print edition at least) leaving folks wondering how Best did against Don Brown’s Blitzkrieg.

That’s about as smart as announcing a new major bowl agreement late Friday afternoon. Couldn’t that have waited for a Monday AM press conference from the base of the Alamo or something snazzy like that?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one under the age of 50 reads print newspapers as their primary source anymore.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy reading the Washington Post’s sports section on Sundays to admire the slipshod re-use of AP articles for any college football game that ended before 11 pm Eastern and the fact that they can’t even be bothered to cut and paste soccer scores into a corner of page 13 any longer.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably too wide a generalization, but whatever. We’re not winning or losing any popularity contests on Week 1. LSU-UW was scheduled at the same time, I’m guessing ESPN was trying to maximize TV contests and the Pac-10 slots are the only logical ones for late night.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m good at overblowing a situation when I feel like it’s happened time and again.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed you are carp, that’s why your fanposts rock.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god for channelsurfing.net. I’m not even sure it’ll be on here on the East Coast.

No longer wanting an interview with Ryan Anderson.

by yellow fever on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do not understand your choice to respond to my comment.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like he saw your joke and kept riding through.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN2 is not available on the East Coast? So much for East Coast bias.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Alabama/VT was going to be on ESPN2. Or maybe I should check the schedule again…

No longer wanting an interview with Ryan Anderson.

by yellow fever on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alabama/VT will be on ABC at 8. Cal-Maryland is a national broadcast.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you anti-rec?

Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style

by CruzinBears on Sep 1, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flag.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

This “parody” is gross and stupid. Can we pretend it didn’t happen? Thanks.

by paleodan on Sep 2, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best and Syd named to CBS Preseason All-American first team
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California junior running back Jahvid Best and senior defensive back Syd’Quan Thompson continued to be showered with 2009 preseason honors on Monday when both were selected to the CBSSports.com 2009 Preseason All-American first-team. Both have been named to multiple first-team preseason All-American squads prior to the 2009 campaign.

Best is one of the nation’s leading candidates for the Heisman Trophy and also on watch lists for the College Football Performance Awards Player of the Year and Running Back of the Year, Doak Walker Award, Maxwell Award and Walter Camp Award. He is the country’s leading returning rusher after averaging 131.67 yards per game last year when he ran for 1,580 yards to record the second-highest single-season total ever at Cal. His 8.1 yards per carry in 2008 set a new single-season school record while his 15 rushing touchdowns tied the Bears’ single-season mark. Best was a first-team All-Pac-10 selection as a running back in 2008 after earning the same honor on special teams as a true freshman the previous campaign.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:22 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s hard to believe how far this freshman has come – from being beat deep by Meacham in his first start and embarassed on national tv to a pre-season all-American and potential Cal starting QB

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has come a long way … but the reason he was starting as a RS Freshman was that people knew he would be really good. He is still one of the biggest recruits that we have had come in (and probably the highest ranked defensive player outside of Derrick Hill.)

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually he started as a true freshman because our senior starter went down for the year a week before the season started.

Done hibernating. Hungry as hell. Turtle sounds good.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 2, 2009 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He redshirted in 2005.

by turkey on Sep 2, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right on the redshirt. Still he would not have started if Mixon had not gone down.

Done hibernating. Hungry as hell. Turtle sounds good.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 3, 2009 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Water Polo goes to Annapolis to start the season at the Navy Open


Season kicks off this weekend against Iona, #12 Navy and #18 Bucknell.

After a one year hiatus from competing for a national championship, the 2009 California men’s water polo team is back and ready for another run at the NCAA crown. Kirk Everist’s squad was not able to make it three-straight in 2008 after winning back-to-back titles in 2006 and 2007, yet the Golden Bears return five players with championship rings and the knowledge of what it takes to capture a final, plus several other standouts ready to build on Cal’s legacy of 13 national titles.

Leading the Bears’ way to the top will be senior captain Spencer Warden, Cal’s most decorated returning player. Warden, a 6-4, 190-pounder, is a three-time All-American and was a second-team All-America pick last season after leading the team offensively with 40 goals and defensively with 68 steals. He has been a clutch performer ever since his freshman season when he was MPSF Newcomer of the Year and produced the match-winning assist against USC in the 2006 NCAA title match.

Two more stalwarts, senior captain Mike Sample and junior Brian Dudley, represent the best in Cal’s athletic and academic excel-lence. Sample gained valuable international experience this past summer as a member of the United State’s squad, coached by Ever-ist, which competed at the World University Games in Belgrade, Serbia. He is a two-time member of the ACWPC All-Academic team, and was a contributor on the 2007 NCAA title team, playing in 30 of the squad’s 32 matches that year.

Dudley, a 6-5, 210-pounder from Johannesburg, South Africa, is another two-time ACWPC All-Academic honoree and was a key player in the Bears’ 2007 NCAA championship run, scoring a goal against USC in the finals. He has notched 47 goals in two sea-sons, including 28 goals last year when he had the match-winning shot in overtime against Long Beach State, was selected the Nov. 17 MPSF Player of the Week and was an honorable mention All-American.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Two Bears captured gold medals at the Women's Crew World Championships
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A pair of former California rowers – Mara Allen and Erin Cafaro – captured gold medals for the United States at the World Championships that were contested in Poznan, Poland, Aug. 23-30.

Cafaro, who graduated in 2006, won two gold medals while competing in both the eight and the pair, while Allen was a member of the eight boat.

The U.S. eight won its fourth consecutive world championship Aug. 30, dominating the final from the start and covering the 2000-meter distance in 6:05:34 to hold off Romania.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Forgot to label: Mara's photo is on top

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two more took gold and bronze in the men's equivalent.
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Olivier Siegelaar


Troy Kepper
California rower Olivier Siegelaar won the bronze medal in the men’s eight for his native Netherlands in the World Rowing Championships this past weekend in Poznan, Poland. In addition, Cal alum Troy Kepper (‘06) captured the gold medal for the U.S. in the men’s pair.

Siegelaar, who rowed for the Netherlands in the 2008 Summer Olympic Games, was part of the crew that clocked a time of 5:28.32. Germany took the gold (5:24.13) and Canada earned the silver with a time of 5:27.15. The Netherlands started off slow, but got stronger as the race went on, as the boat was in sixth after the first 500 meters and fourth after the first 1,000. They took third for good by the 1500-meter mark.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Eric Mina shooting it up on the golf course

Eric Mina

Cal is still way behind though.

California wrapped up the second round of Golfweek’s Collegiate Conference Challenge with better play from the bottom up in its lineup, with top-slot holder Eric Mina playing even-par golf to round out the Bears’ day with three golfers at or below par in their second round. Cal remains 16 shots off the lead at 8-over, good for 8th place, with host Iowa in the lead at 8-under.

Freshman Michael Weaver showed the greatest improvement for the Bears between rounds one and two, scoring a 1-under 71 to better his performance by 10 shots versus his first round, leaving him in a tie for 58th place at 8-over alongside teammate Chad Vivolo.

Eric Mina recorded three birdies and three bogies for his even-par 72, leaving him in 10th place overall after two rounds. Fellow veteran Stephen Hale shot even-par for the second straight day, with two birdies and two bogies, and sits in a tie for 13th.

With the top-four scores counting toward the day’s tally, Max Homa’s 9-over 78, which leaves him tied for 60th after 36 holes, did not figure into the team score.

Play resumes with the final 18 holes tomorrow. Live scoring will be available at Golfstat.com.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Three Cal swimmers on their way to the US National Team.

Nathan Adrian


Sean Mahoney


David Russell

Adrian is the highlight of the class.

Three University of California men’s swimmers – junior sprint freestyler Nathan Adrian, senior breaststroker Sean Mahoney and former standout backstroker David Russell – have been named to the USA Swimming 2009-2010 National Team, it was announced recently by USA Swimming.

Swimmers are selected for the USA Swimming National Team based upon times swum in 2009 at the ConocoPhillips USA Swimming National Championships, the U.S. Open, the World University Games and the FINA World Championships. Swimmers with the top six times in each event make the National Team.

Adrian has the second-fastest U.S. times in the 50 (21.46 at World Championships) and 100-meter (48.00 at World Championship Trials) freestyle. He swam the anchor leg (46.79) of the United States’ July 26 gold medal-winning 400-meter free relay at the 2009 FINA World Championships in Rome. Adrian also placed sixth in the finals of the 50-meter free (21.49) at the World Championships, and earlier had captured both the 50 and 100-meter freestyle at the ConocoPhillips National Championships, July 9-10, in Indianapolis.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal women's soccer predicted to finish 4th in the conference
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Coach Neil McGuire

The California women’s soccer team was tabbed to finish fourth in the competitive Pacific-10 Conference, according to a preseason coaches’ poll, it was announced recently. The Golden Bears were just three points behind third-place predication USC.

Stanford was predicted to win the conference championship with six first-place votes and 78 total points. UCLA received four first-place votes and 76 points to take second. This is the second straight year that Stanford has been picked to win, with UCLA commanding the poll from 2004-07.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Katrin Omarsdottir concludes play for Iceland national team


The sophomore is touted as one of the best in her class at the midfield.


California women’s soccer sophomore midfielder Katrin Omarsdottir recently finished play at the European Championships with her native Iceland. Omarsdottir started two of the games in which Iceland played and got on the pitch in all three.

“Katrin is one of the best center midfielders in her age group in the world,” McGuire said. “To bring her back to our team will provide us with experience, leadership and an offensive mindset that will add to our team.”

Iceland lost its opening game, 3-1, to France, and lost its second match, 1-0, against Norway. The squad was eliminated from the tournament Aug. 30 after a 1-0 loss to Germany. Omarsdottir started the matches against France and Germany and came on as a substitute versus Norway.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Youngest US Amateur Golf Champ has committed to Cal

(Click on photo for Washington Post article)

“I’ve got a lot of second-place and third-place trophies, but I don’t have a lot of first-place trophies,” said An, a senior at Bradenton (Fla.) Preparatory Academy who has verbally committed to play at California next year.

Kamsamnida, South Korea!

An Byeong-hun has acquired something memorable to showcase next to his parents’ Olympic table tennis medals, the Havemeyer Trophy, as he won the U.S. Amateur Championship title Monday (KST) at Southern Hills Country Club in Tulsa, Okla.

What’s better, the South Korean, who will turn 18 in two weeks, became the youngest champion to top the tournament in its 109-year history.

It’s the second year in a row that the top U.S. amateur event has crowned the youngest champion in its history.

Danny Lee, a South Korean-born New Zealander, broke Tiger Woods’ record to become the youngest champion last year at age 18.

“I can’t believe it. I just won,’’ said An, who defeated American Ben Martin 7 and 5 in the 36-hole final.

“I’ve said it before, but my goal was to make it to the first round and then somehow I made it this far. I think I got lucky.’’

In clinching the Havemeyer Trophy, An, a resident of Bradenton, Fla., has received a 10-year exemption from qualifying for the U.S. Amateur if he maintains his amateur status. He has also earned an exemption into the U.S. Open and British Open in 2010 and traditionally will be invited to the next Masters Tournament.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 6:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the reigning US Amateur Champ is going to be on our golf team? That’s an awesome get for the program.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Sep 1, 2009 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you watch the tournament? Can’t find any footage of him.

Hopefully this opens the door for top notch female Korean golfers to come to Cal!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this opens the door for top notch female Koreans golfers to come to Cal!

Fixed.

No longer wanting an interview with Ryan Anderson.

by yellow fever on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was on NBC, I’d search there.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I didn’t watch any coverage of the US Amateur and didn’t know who’d made the semis/finals. If I’d known he was a Cal recruit, I would have watched.

Praise be to Tedford!

by Ohio Bear on Sep 1, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was Cal's golden era from 1947-1950?
The USA Today thinks so.

Golden Bears lost only four games in four seasons, won three Pacific Coast Conference titles and played in three consecutive Rose Bowls, losing all three.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 6:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Agree

’20-24 was arguable one of the top three or four greatest periods of college football dominance ever by any program.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 1, 2009 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

From Wikipedia:

The 1920s saw the first golden age of California football, as the Golden Bears went 50 straight games without a defeat from 1920 to 1925, with a record of 46 wins and 4 ties. Cal won four Pacific Coast Conference championships and made three trips to the Rose Bowl during this decade, in 1921 (28-0 win over Ohio State), 1922 (0-0 tie with Washington & Jefferson College), and 1929 (8-7 loss to Georgia Tech).

1929 doesn’t fall in that period, but it’s likely where we got “The Cardinal Be Damned” and Georgia Tech got “Up With the White and Gold”, which is pretty sweet.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to take a wild guess and say it was around then that we set the record for most consecutive 60 point games that Oklahoma broke last year?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Sep 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too early, why you up this early?

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 1, 2009 6:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Two to three posts I still have to get done for the week

Want to get them done today so I can relax and focus on the games.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you don’t finish your posts, will Hydro b& hammer you like he did The Maharg?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys get up early.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 1, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the Central Time Zone, those fools have no excuse, especially Avi.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

carp hasnt slept in weeks since his child was born. Hell never sleep again.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true. baby also cries @ 2 AM and usually carries on for an hour or so. Sleeping in chunks isn’t fun. I need my REM sleep, man!

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you shoulda thought about that before you knocked up that poor village woman, ok? And then thatother poor village woman.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

but I was taught in elementary school that sex doesn’t have consequences. Can I sue?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want to sue recess????

I can do it for you, but Im expensive and terrible. Just like going to a Warriors game!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

or a Sharks postseason game.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is great news. re<’d

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t start making any plans (first child started sleeping through the night early, second child not so much). They’re impervious to statistics.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

True enough but we figured out this solution on the first one and it worked like magic on baby 2. That is, once we figured out he had acid reflux and gave him meds for it.

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by Fire Starkey on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was the difference between child 1 and child 2 – child 2 had reflux, but we just had her sleep in a car seat until she was 6 months and the problem more or less resolved itself. She’s nearly 5 now and usually good for 11 – 12 hours a night…

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you give him Pepcid AC?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No sir. Got some magic medicine from the doctor and it worked like a charm. Its some sort of additive to their formula and dissolves the acid reflux. Very happy baby after that.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, jam him full of milk or formula at 10pm, to the point where his belly is ready to explode with extreme prejudice. Then, 2am comes and he’s ready for more. Then 6am. It works.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Sep 1, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Replace milk, formula, and belly with hyperbole, television, and brain, and you have Baby Joe Starkey.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Replace milk, formula, and belly with 10 yard line, touchback, and What do you think, Troy? and you have Joe Starkey calling the play by play of the feeding of Baby Joe Starkey.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what we do. He gets this glazed over “Oh shit, I’m so full must sleep now” look. He upchucks a little, but it’s not too bad. He went 5 hours the other night.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I had my first kid I would just leave a dish of Kibble in his crib overnight and the problem resolved itself. He turned out fine, he is now number two in his nationwide prison gang!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s funny – I do the same thing when I need my 2 am grub.

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, carp has a legitimate excuse. I am rather forgetful.

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

baby cries @ 6 AM.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus I'm watching the first season of Star Trek on YouTube

Just saw Spock crying. And then coping by trying to do math. Thrilling stuff!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN’s Doug Gottlieb picks Cal to win the Pac-10:

1. California: Swept Washington last season and lost no one of consequence. Jerome Randle might be the best big-shot-maker on the West Coast, and Patrick Christopher is probably the most underrated wing in the country. Coach Monty will make them guard. Although the Cal bigs are still limited offensively, they are old, tough and know their roles. Theo Robertson is sneaky good, too.

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 6:35 AM PDT reply actions  

and lost no one of consequence

Poor Jordan Wilkes.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love that interview with Aaron Rodgers and his confidence in Riley really makes me feel a lot more comfortable. I still can’t stop myself from thinking about how great it would’ve been if he came back for his senior season. Oh well.

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 6:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Does a Rodgers-led 2005 Cal team beat a White-Bush-Leinart 2005 team?

Our QB play was really bad in that game, but I’m not sure if it’s a 25 point swing.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do I think it guarantees a win against SC? No. But I do think that game is competitive. And, Cal doesn’t lose against Oregon State and Oregon that year. And, if that’s the case, that team probably goes to the BCS. And, I’m not even including the game against UCLA.

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, if Cal went 10-1, they probably would’ve supplanted 9-2 Ohio State for the Fiesta Bowl bid against Notre Dame. Good call with that.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, didn’t a 10-1 Oregon team get upstaged by both the 9-2 Ohio St and 9-2 Notre dame?

by chowder on Sep 1, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, that was before the fifth BCS game.

That said, yes, and that was completely ludicrous.

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The final spot was also between Ohio St. and Oregon since the BCS is contractually obligated to take Notre Dame if they are in the top 8.

by chowder on Sep 1, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering how bad USC’s defense was that year, I can’t really imagine a Rodgers-led Cal squad not beating USC in Strawberry Canyon. It’d be something of a shootout, but USC did give up 40 points to Fresno State of all schools.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Sep 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I think that we would probably have won that year. I remember walking out of the 2005 USC making the argument that we would have won the NC with Rodgers.

- Home game v. USC
- I thought the 2005 defense was pretty good. I remember them coming out pretty strong against SC but then getting worn down by the end of the first half
- Desean and Rodgers could have been interesting
- Marshawn with a really good QB would have exciting
- USC really wasn’t as good in 2005. Narrowly beating ND and FSU

I think we would have beat UCLA (which was a heartbreaker) and probably beat Oregon and OSU. So, really, we are back in the same situation as the previous season, even if we lost to USC at home.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 1, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Arthur Kade greatness
I become so annoyed and frustrated when people "Try to hook me up with girls", because people always think a 6 is an 8 or 9 because they are friends or relatives, and then I have to be rude and blow the person off since they are homely, and should date an attorney or accountant, not a future movie star. Girls especially will never talk down on one of their friends, but I can read when a girl is less than an 8 because I will ask, "Is she stripper hot?", "How big are her tits and ass?", "Has she Modeled?", and the best one, "Has she dated any other famous people besides me (So I know she’s cool in the Tabloid world I have to deal with)?" I then check her out with The Entourage on Facebook (Greatest invention outside of my blog of all time), and decide whether or not I want to have her.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Sep 1, 2009 7:24 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Can you imagine that conversation going on in real life?

Girl: So my friend Ashley – I think you’d really like her. She’s really sweet and pretty and she has a great sense of humour. Plus, you both like Italian food. I think it could be a great match-up. You should give her a call.

Guy: DURRR HOW BIG R HER TITS?!?!

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much ever conversation I have…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s why your HR chick won’t call you back!

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh…she did, we got it all settled, in fact she offered to negotiate a lower price so my dep’t has more budget! yays

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spazzy is funding the tailgate, hurrah!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT TO MAKE LOVE IN THIS CLUB!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

that was “out loud.”

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! IN THIS CLUB! HEY! IN THIS CLUB! IN THIS CLUB! HEY!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That video wasn’t that funny.

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have horrible taste.

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

40+ posts down and nothing on the DBD topic?? I can see nothing has changed during my hibernation!

Let me get this gameday ritual bidness started on tWerp week…

I live overseas so Cal games usually start in the middle of the night. My ritual consists of tiptoeing out of bed around 2 AM, putting on my Cal hat and/or sweatshirt, taking a couple of shots to get up to speed and sitting down in front of the computer – Slingbox, baby!)

Hibernating until next season (mostly).

by OskiMonsta on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

What country do you live in?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 AM…has me thinking…Russia.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mozambique!

For early games, I’m good, but West Coast afternoon/night games are very late.

Hibernating until next season (mostly).

by OskiMonsta on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should buy a shitload of Cal gear and then hand it out to people in Mozambique.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if they sent those 2004 Cal Rose Bowl hats there.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

They sent the shirts to the Student Store. I have 2. I wore one DURING that HBowl, a decision that haunts me to this day.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should buy a shitload of Mozambique and hand it out to people in Cal.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

COLONIZED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

When Scotland inevitably fails to qualify for the World Cup, I support whatever colony is playing a former oppressor in the opening rounds – which is why I have a Mozambique shirt.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would CGB sponsor me on that?

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by OskiMonsta on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would that entail specifically?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB sending me money and/or Cal gear. Me posting pictures of happy Cal-clad Mozambicans.

Done hibernating. Hungry as hell. Turtle sounds good.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im a big fan of the second sentence. Not so big of a fan of the first. But we could work around that. How would you get said Cal gear? Do you ever travel to a place where Cal gear is plentiful (like America?)? Shipping to Mozambique seems expensive.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

America you say? I have rejected capitalist America and its material pleasures to pursue my dream of cashew farming in Mozambique.

Done hibernating. Hungry as hell. Turtle sounds good.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, this might not be a bad idea. Can you email us at the contact email, maybe we can discuss it further here.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gold-out Mozambique? You got it baby!

Done hibernating. Hungry as hell. Turtle sounds good.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 1, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude you're about to give money to a guy from Mozambique off the internet??????

Twist, um, I have this Nigerian uncle who recently passed away, the Hon. Gen. Owi Odughibwe, and it is my honor to bequeath you with the vast sum of his inheritance due to inter-African transfer laws and the United States. If you could simply send a $15,000 transfer fee in cash to my address, I could easily setup the bank deposit to your account.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m about to discuss with somebody about how one might look into donating Cal gear to a charity in another country to help out underprivileged children. Children who are distinctly underprivileged in their inability to wear Cal gear!

We need to help these children get this Cal gear. Otherwise,what hope do they have!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might be wrong

But I think they’d like food better.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this is why I never actually have these DBD lifestyle questions. I just tell stories of my life.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are there no fellow Cal fans overseas?

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Mozambique????

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overseas, certainly. In Moz, not so much. But I am on the lookout for a Moz-based co-pilot wiling to stay up all night watching Cal games on grainy Slingbox connection. Any takers?

Done hibernating. Hungry as hell. Turtle sounds good.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, so, you gonna tell us why you’re in Mozambique?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you miss my post above on cashew farming? Seriously though, I work in Mozambique, but not cashew farming. That’s so 70s.

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by OskiMonsta on Sep 2, 2009 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

How’s Maputo this time of year?

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 2, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic. It is “winter” which is more or less like a California summer – sunny but not too hot.

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by OskiMonsta on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you speak Portuguese?

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

how does sling box work?

by chowder on Sep 1, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Step 2. Underpants?

by chowder on Sep 1, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Step 2. You put your junk in the box.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not ask Rod Benson?

No longer wanting an interview with Ryan Anderson.

by yellow fever on Sep 1, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slingbox is awesome. It streams your own TV (in my case my parent’s TV in the Bay Area) via Internet so that you can watch local programming on your computer anywhere in the world. You can actually control the TV and change channels. The catch is that you need fast connections on both ends, otherwise the quality suffers, which is my current problem. Still better than nothing!

Done hibernating. Hungry as hell. Turtle sounds good.

by OskiMonsta on Sep 2, 2009 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

My gameday ritual has changed so much, typically after a devastating Cal loss.

My favorite ritual was waking up at 7 to watch College Gameday, go to Bears Lair for a couple pitchers, grab a Top Dog and take a shot of booze, and finish off with those $2 Long Islands at Henry’s. That was a while ago, and, I’m not sure my stomach can handle it anymore.

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

If you just woke up from hibernation in time for the start of football season, JO has an article to get you caught up on the last 8 months.
 
Best is fighting history in his race for the Heisman.

“I’d have to defeat the odds to win it,” Best admits.
Best’s 1,580 yards rushing last season were second-most in Cal history, trailing only J.J. Arrington’s 2,018 yards in 2004. Arrington led the country in rushing that year but finished eighth in the Heisman voting.

“In my traveling the last 15 years, I’ve recognized without any question an East Coast bias from the fans and media,” Herbstreit said. “USC is the only school in the Pac-10 that gets national exposure consistently. Unless you’re at USC, it makes it very, very tough. It’s just hard to see, outside of highlights on ‘SportsCenter,’ just how good a player Jahvid Best is.”

The consensus seems to be that for Best to have any chance of beating last year’s finalists, the Bears will have to get off to a strong start as well as win the Pac-10. The good news for Best is that Cal has a chance to make an imprint on the national scene fairly early, opening Pac-10 play at Oregon followed by a home game against USC.

If the Bears were to begin the season 5-0, including wins over the Ducks and Trojans, they likely would be firmly in the national championship race, with Best probably having a lot to do with that.

“He needs to be included in the conversation, there’s no question about it,” CBS college football analyst Spencer Tillman said. “Jahvid has everything you need to be a difference-maker. If he just holds serve and does what he did last year — maybe get a couple hundred more yards — and Cal wins the Pac-10, he is going to be right
there in the thick of it.”

Cal offense gets the hype and Cal defense gets the job done.

“I like how we’re under the radar – it’s cool,” defensive end Cameron Jordan said. “There’s always pressure to do well, but there’s not a lot of national attention. We’re coming to do our job and we’re going to get it done well.”

Jordan and his colleagues mostly did their job last season, when the Bears ranked 26th nationally in total defense, allowing 315.2 yards per game. They were 23rd in the nation in scoring defense at 19.9 points per game – solid, though not nearly as imposing as USC (No. 1 at 9.0).

The Bears still must learn to smother opponents as thoroughly on the road as they do in Strawberry Canyon. More numbers: Cal allowed an average of 15.8 points in seven home games last season, while surrendering an average of 26.2 points in five road games. Not coincidentally, the Bears were 7-0 at home and 1-4 on the road.

Linebacker Mike Mohamed could not explain the disparity – even though he brought it up – but he still peers ahead with abundant confidence.

“I think we can be better than we were last year,” he said, “and even be the No. 1 defense in the Pac-10.”

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by Berkelium97 on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Apparently OskiMonsta DID just wake up from hibernation.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I had any real Gameday rituals as a student, particularly because Rally Committee is basically working on shit for the game from hours before kickoff to an hour or two after the game ends.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Avi

When you said you’ll consolidate my DBD into yours I thought you’re going to stick the entire thing into one DBD. I didn’t forsee this! Hell Twist’s DBD yesterday was a stupid question and it stood!

This is Marshawnthus-ism!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

How the fuck was mine a stupid question? I wanted to know where to host large files. That’s the least stupid question I’ve ever asked here. Much better than “Could Stego beat Trevor Guyton in the 40!”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.

No longer wanting an interview with Ryan Anderson.

by yellow fever on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

LIAR! Give me one example.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t think of a time when this has not been the case.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t do research. Research does me.

………..even I don’t know what I just said there.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your ellipses make it seem like that isn’t a common occurrence.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That list was depressingly Twist-free.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

UCF's Gameday Rituals

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&page=dash0901&sportCat=ncf

Just Shut Up Offseason Fan Award

This one goes to the fans at Central Florida (35), who simply cannot believe that their school will no longer allow them to commence getting liquored up on campus at 7 a.m. on game days. UCF has prohibited campus tailgating until the intolerably late hour of 8 a.m. for games that kick off before 6 p.m. (there are three of them this year), and until noon for games that kick off at 6 or later (four of those).

The university decision has so enraged some fans you’d think the school had just gone Mormon on them.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, some Knights backers have threatened to drop their season tickets or stop giving to the university. UCF coach George O’Leary reportedly commiserated with the fans, telling them, “I’m on your side.”

Nobody is telling UCF fans they can’t crack the seals on their whiskey bottles at 7 a.m. They just can’t do it on campus. If that’s worth canceling your season tickets, you might be better off at the Betty Ford Clinic than the lyrically named Bright House Networks Stadium.

by chowder on Sep 1, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

How would they handle all the RV’s if they were in the SEC?

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday Ritual

1. Skin three live goats.
2. Eat their glands.
3. ???
4. CANNON GOES BOOM!

No seriously, for a typical 5pm start:

Wake up, put on game clothes, head to Macarthur Bart, Bart in, meet friends for Brazil Cafe, head up to stadium, hang out, watch band/warmups, gametime!, yell a LOT, leave after game, get either Barney’s or spicy soup or Fenton’s, go home, watch highlights for rest of night, fin.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Ummm...

I don’t see any beer involved. I’m confused.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 1, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot Woot! Cecil is a 6.0!!!

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but I like what I see!

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. But then again I didn’t click the link.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wilkerson used to be a 3 star

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey i’m right for a change:

8/5/2009 BearTerritory.net
Along with Cal wide receiver recruit Tevin Carter, no player shot up the national rankings more recently than future Cal inside linebacker David Wilkerson. The Danville (Calif.) Monte Vista high school standout went from being unranked to the nation’s No. 4 inside linebacker, and earned 4-stars

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

But, that’s not a recent change, that was a month ago.

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I’ll do better next time.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Promise?

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

For you, sure. Just don’t tell anyone else. I don’t want Twist to start asking me to keep my promises to him.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would anyone bother making a promise to Twist?

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that don’t part until death, perhaps?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did Davon Dunn and Josh Harper swap spots? I don’t remember.

by danzig on Sep 1, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does it matter? They are the same star and RR.

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by BeastMode on Sep 1, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Tevin Carter moved up, didn’t he?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was always a 4 star, not sure though. I wish they had like an “updated” date on the profiles.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was 3 star on scout for awhile. The rankings all kind of blend together.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually Whiteside shot up this time, and Forbes fell, though still in the top 100. I love this class so far – we are ranked 16th by Rivals with only 11 guys. We just need a solid season to cement things. Reel ’em in!

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by OskiMonsta on Sep 2, 2009 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its pretty exciting to have three 4-star LBs, ranked #4, #4, and #7 and their positions. If I’m a DE or D-line prospect, I’m looking at those guys and saying “wow, Cal is getting some serious talent on defense, I want to be a part of this.”

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m a 28 year old wimpy toolbag (WHICH I AM!), I’m looking at these guys and saying “wow, Cal is getting some serious talent on defense, I want to be a part of this!”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure about being the whole bag, but you certainly are a tool….especially today. what’s wrong with you today, you’re really bitter and angry, did you eat a large bowl of Poo-Poo Flakes this morning?

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You often say that I seem bitter and angry. But I never know what it is that causes you to think like this. I guess my vague thoughts of trying to help underpriveleged Mozambiqueans (sp??) came off as angry and bitter?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you’re one of the first to step in and mediate an emerging flame war, yet you start going off on DC Trojan today and it didn’t seem warranted. Granted, he is who he is. But for someone that usually has a cool (albeit twisted) head in those situations, you kinda lost it.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“he is who is he is?” The epitome of mild-mannered, I’m sure you meant.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mild-mannered….for a Trojan fan.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to be able to blame my character defects on USC but they were well established in advance.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time, let us give you the benefit of the doubt.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if I hadn’t ‘fessed up, I think I’ve exhausted the benefit of your doubt.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My doubt knows no limits.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must be the benefit of a Berkeley education.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s “angst”, not to be confused with “doubt”.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a really bad feeling you took my all-caps post seriously. Did you notice it was in all caps? And I referred to myself as a gorgeous hilarious hebrew?

Do you want me to teach you how the play the game, dball? That’ll help clear up any confusion here.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dballisuptight

No longer wanting an interview with Ryan Anderson.

by yellow fever on Sep 1, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you’re not a gorgeous hilarious Hebrew?

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I am Jewish.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t we all, in one way or another?

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I cant believe you would say that. That’s so rude, so mean. I mean did you eat your rude rude flakes for breakfast this morning. Why are you so bitter and angry? Why? What did Jews ever do to you?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A half-Jew gave birth to me, thereby making me a Jew.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is your maternal grandmother Jewish? If so, you are Jewish and it’s ok. If not, YOU ARE A DIRTY ANTI-SMITE!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought of myself as a Smite-o-phile.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how I view you too. Mroe of a neo-Smiteophile, tho.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That math somehow seems off to me…

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jewish lineage is passed down on the mother’s side. My mother’s mother was Jewish, therefore I am too. What’s confusing about that?

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that make your mother a full Jew, not a half Jew?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM! ROASTED!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was Jewish with an asterisk, like Bonds’ homerun record.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mother took steroids? Did she beat up the other team’s moms at your soccer games?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure. All I know is that after we ate those orange slices, we all had super powers.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man boobs are not a super power.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

For me it was the Capri-Suns laced with meth.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

dballisloose’s mother is Panama Lewis?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Sep 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slap yourself, since I can’t do it for you.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because Panama Lewis dosed his fighters with amphetamines and steroids!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Sep 1, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

…hilarious.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Sep 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the number of asterisks increase with each passing generation? In other words, Mrs DC Trojan should really be written Mrs DC Trojan* and our daughters should be referred to as Ms DC Trojan Majora** and Ms DC Trojan Minora**?

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, indeed. So my mom would be Jewish with one asterisk, because she was only half on a technicality (being raised Christian)…and I would have two asterisks because I’m only 1/4, also on a technicality.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, none of us are exactly what you’d call official Christians, no baptisms having taken place… Mostly we just observe all the holidays that involve a large meal.

We might need to double up on the asterices.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freemealianity is an amazing religion!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got that right. The Jewish in-laws keep inviting us over when they are breaking fast. I’m not so interested in the fasting, but I’m front and center for the breaking.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the deal with fasting? The day sure goes by slow for me. They should call it “slowing”! And I gotta hand it to the Jews, sticking with the ram’s horn as the shofar. You know some jazz fan rabbi wanted to switch to trumpets and saxes…

/Seinfeld…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, actually, if you’re talking early Republic, your daughters would be named Columbia Majora and Columbia Minora…if you’re talking late Republic, they’d use the cognomen, so it would be Columbia Troja Majora and Columbia Troja Minora.

Also, if you named your daughter Columbia Troja Minora, someone should probably call protective services.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it’s no Talula Does the Hula.

The government tells various news organizations that parents were blocked from giving these names to their children: Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucky, Sex Fruit, Fat Boy, Satan, Adolf Hitler and 4Real.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep vacillating over making a Sex Fruit or Twist Poi joke. There are so many good reasons to go either way on this.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Detroit! is an AWESOME name!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detroit is an awesome name!

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The is an awesome fail

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly you aren’t really friends with me.

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was seen when you traveled half-way across the country AWAY from me!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was seen when you forgot about our dinner plans.

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never told me about them!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s hardly an adequate excuse.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re hardly an adequate excuse

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it was actually plans for a beer. And you agreed to the plans!

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I told I can’t make it to the bar! I’m not 21!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really, convenient of you to mention that now…

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you left the state before I got there!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got there late! And you forgot about the plans!

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got there when I said I would!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were who I thought you were? Lies!!!

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win!

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you guys take your breakup somewhere else? Like Gmai—DAMMIT.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m leaving you.

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I quit you!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No u.

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No u!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking shut the fuck up

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem tense. Perhaps you should chat with Twist.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

corrected:

You seem tense. Perhaps you should chat with Twist shut the fuck up.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re out of your element, dballisloose

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

dballisafishoutofwater.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noes!

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if you like tucking in jerseys!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn’t?

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rest assured that neither daughter rejoices in a name like Columbia Troja Minora – not least because it would have never passed my wife’s “will this draw a fourth-grade playground ass-kicking” test.

In fact, after I started suggesting Gaelic first names, I was told I could veto first names and propose middle names, and that was it.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conservation of mass? You can’t make a whole from a half.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate Jews, royrules?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you don’t like them either.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’ t think of a joke so I’ll be serious: I don’t have anything against any religion. But I do hate people that love to force their religion onto me.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about religions that force their people onto you?

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’ t think of a joke so I’ll be serious:

………………………………………..does not compute.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually terrible with humor though I try. I wish I could constantly be witty and funny but I phail too hard :(

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could constantly be witty and funny but I phail too hard

Its like we’re brothers!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a great time for Shufelt to post a photoshopped picture of Royrules with Yasser Arafat.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poland?

70th anniversary too soon?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably fine with Twist but it’s possible someone can get offended. Religion is a sensitive topic

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! I’m Polish! How dare yo—oh who am I kidding I don’t give a fuck…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you love Jews, royrules?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because when he reached into the “which religion will you love” hat he drew Catholics instead. He actually lucked out. I drew Zoroastrianism. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a Zoroastrian? Really we should make adherents walk around with a symbol on their cloth—-WAIT. Shit.

by Nashville on Sep 1, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol……you joined late, but that comment was worth the wait

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… but… father Abraham, had many sons, and many sons had father Abraham. I am one of them, and so are you.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…let’s all duke it out? Right arm!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not but my wife is.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not, but I play one on TV.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty close, but i don’t have that much hair…..oh wait, is that Lupoi?

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They Updated Their Top 100 Today

Top 250 will probably be updated tomorrow.

by chowder on Sep 1, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the student section dropped off last year after 2007, when Herbstreit saw us for the Tennessee game.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to say… our biggest home game last year was in a downpour.

by Tedfordisgod on Sep 1, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ritual

Night before game. Stand in water filled inflatable pool on one leg while holding an open umbrella, eating an onion, and yodeling praise to the Cal gods.

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Sep 1, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

An onion??? Fool! The Cal gods prefer turnips!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any root that could single-handedly nourish the Red Army will suffice. Personally I go with beets.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame doug funnie

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Sep 1, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Gmail not working for anyone else?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Professor, without knowing why Gmail has failed us, will Tim Tebow be the GREATEST OF ALL TIME?!

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Kent. Yes, I would.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are not alone.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thoguht I was the only one.

Is this what it is like when doves cry?

PS You keep telling me you don’t have a gmail, you’ll never get a gmail…and now this? Et tu, Spazzy?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, this is what it feels like when doves cry!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And no I will not be adding you to chat BECAUSE MY WORK PRODUCTIVITY IS ALREADY NEGATIVE. DON’T GIVE ME SHIT.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

All it takes is 1 email and you are added. Just 1.

Ellipses.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you add me?

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

E-mail me at maharg8th@yahoo.com

I’ll add you on gmail when it works again.

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s my invite?!?!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sent!

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh rah!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tears burn my cheeks. Why must I be taunted in this way? First, DBall toads won’t play the game and now this!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING TWIST

see, I used all caps so you know i’m just playing along

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s rude. At least I use my all-caps in a classy way.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAUAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

As in it’s not working for me either.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 1, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering.
Now what am I going to do with all that time I don’t spend on CGB at work?!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Work?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are you this dense?

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a question you truly want answered?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the question I want answered is too important to ask someone like you.

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Maharg knows the question?

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Maharg is omniscient. Kind of like a douchey alcoholic version of Jesus.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he does turn water into wine.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, into beer. But same difference.

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot the “h”.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nailed it!

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don’t forget your towel.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it about being the world’s most foremost expert on hilarious gorgeous Hebrews?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I already know all about that.

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by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NorcalDICK might not like that joke.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WORKED! IT WORKED!

REC!

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 2, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Walk right by the people checking tickets at the top when there’s a big group.

Like most things, if you act like you know what you’re doing people don’t question you.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 1, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

1. Go to your seats in the young alum section.

2. Turn right.

3. Walk over to student section.

4. Profit.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motherfucking nailed it.

Walking horizontally through the sections is, BY FAR, the easiest way to get wherever you want.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I want to get to Europe?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitchiking.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Go to your seats in the young alum section.

1a. Steal giveaway beanie. Actually, steal 3.

2. Turn right.

3. Walk over to student section.

4. Profit.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Go to your seats in the young alum section.

1a. Steal giveaway beanie. Actually, steal 3.

2. Turn right.

3. Walk over to student section.

4. ?

5. Profit.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Sep 1, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 = hit on pole vaulters?

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be. Just don’t look sketchy, and wait until there are some student’s in the area you are moving to.

by paleodan on Sep 2, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus you’re not even 21, you should be with the students. Come back to QQ when you can buy beer :)

by turkey on Sep 2, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Official Visits

Anyone know who is stopping by?

by chowder on Sep 1, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I thought I would keep it a secret, but I will officially be visiting Berkeley this Saturday!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you already give a soft verbal?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soft ORAL. Much different.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave a hard oral once. It sucked.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn’t blow?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a blue balls situation

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Briggs was already committed to… Furd?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Officials = free trips. Why turn them down?

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really should invent a new word for “commitment” as it applies to recruits…

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep in mind that nothing is official until LOI day.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know…I’m saying we should invent a new word!!!! Like…commitkinda or pledgish or promisque…

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“X has entered a high-school relationship with Y”.
They’ll be together until one of them fucks up or something better comes along?

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like middle school relationship. It lasted 20 minutes.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Carr was holding hands with Stanfurd, but gave Cal his juice box.”

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Briggs gave Stanford his supersours, but then pulled her pigtails and sat next to Cal.”

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hart lied and told everyone Cal said she was in love with him. Now he’s sitting alone in the corner.”

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMO

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Still just pooped his pants. Straight up.”

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Stills

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here you are today, and you can still barely last 20 minutes.

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep in mind that nothing is official until LOL day.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep in mind NOT TO UPSET THE CRYSTAL FOOTBALL OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have mentioned this before, but my parents censored Mr. Rogers. I was unable to watch. He was just too damned passive for them.

by chowder on Sep 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Annoy surrounding Cal fans with my tangential topics and loose grasp of team sport fundamentals.

The best way to watch a football game!

by paleodan on Sep 2, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Which one is Jahvid Best????”

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

PRAISE BE TO BAK BAK GMAIL IS UP AGAIN!

SPAZZY IM COMING FOR YOU!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do you lie to me?

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a lying liar, that’s why.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I got into my inbox. I have 6 emails. One is from SFSymphony. One is a message about us firing CBKWit post-humously for extra indingnity. The other 4 are facebook notifications. I can see them. THEY ARE SO CLOSE! SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I now realize that I could check the facebook ones by going to facebook.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I got the inbox(2) to show up, but that was it.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, inbox(8) now. the fb updates are rolling in!

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………………..

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, I’m 3x more awesome than you! CLAVADEO LO!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone spam Twist with stuff on facebook so that his legit emails get pushed down in his inbox and he can’t see them

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tagging Twist in every photo I have.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to remember to keep FB/CGB separate….

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep in mind that nothing is official until LOL day.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surely you can’t be serious

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked the wrong day to quit phetamines.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh. Beware of danzig on CGB!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danzig is here to save us from our evil Google overlords?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you see all the connections between Google and Building 7… it will BLOW YOUR MIND!

by danzig on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

danzig was right and he’s here to gloat!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL PRAISE GLORIOUS DANZIG!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Carl’s Jr not with us?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just poked Twist.

Wait, don’t quote me on that…

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just poked Twist.

-HolmoePhobe

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DARE YOU. I FUCKIN DARE YOU.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be like taking candy from a particularly ornery baby/

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are other kinds?

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Jeff Aaron Jack Clark Carpson has a perfectly angelic disposition.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true. baby also cries @ 2 AM and usually carries on for an hour or so. Sleeping in chunks isn’t fun. I need my REM sleep, man!

“We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon.”
—Coach Clark
by carp on Sep 1, 2009 7:53 AM PDT

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t take that lightly, both my kids were notorious head-butters.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

….are you saying they were born with their butts on their heads?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, although that would have been good for fun and profit.

I’m saying they were prone to suddenly applying their foreheads to parental noses with considerable force. Well, my wife’s nose anyway, not being Scottish, she doesn’t recongnize the warning signs.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, so JUST your nose is Scottish?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnation.

I’ll try that again.

Well, my wife’s nose anyway; not being Scottish, she doesn’t recongnize the warning signs.

Unfortunately, I am Scottish in my entirety, with all that implies for friendly openness, optimism, and profound cardiac health.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And alcoholism, you forgot alcoholism.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So which size did your baby come in: wee, not so wee, or FRIGGIN’ HUGE?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Funny you should mention it, they both had enormous heads.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you teach them growing up that if it’s not Scottish it’s CRAP!!!!! ?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every day, good sir. They’re 7 and 4, so there are many years of indoctrination ahead of us.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep in mind that nothing is official until LOI day.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh.

Heads are going to roll, son.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That cat is clearly learning exactly where the penis goes.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like bestiality now!?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

RoFL

LoL

LMAo

I’m done laughing.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 1, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I provided such entertainment?

by turkey on Sep 2, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You honestly did. I did all of them, in order. How do you find stuff like that?

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 2, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That pic is epically famous with golfers.

by turkey on Sep 2, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then you know, I don’t golf.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but you asked how I found it. :)

by turkey on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh turkey you’re the best, the best I ever had, best I ever had.

by CaliforniaCMB on Sep 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT NOSH ON THE CRYSTAL FOOTBALL OF POWER!

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And nobody ever saw Chris Leak alive again.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is an embarrassment. It certainly doesn’t inspire a need for baggy trousers. Our defenders should be able to stop the QB from getting one step beyond.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Witness Longshore fight against the Mummy’s curse as it starts as his feet.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has to be a photoshop. Longshore is avoiding a sack!

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell by the pixels.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the day Danzig warned us about!!!

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody over to danzig’s. IT’LL BE SAFE THERE! EVEN THOUGH I’M WRITING IN ALL CAPS, I MEAN IT FOR REALSIES THIS TIME!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Danzig live at an undisclosed location*? How are we supposed to head over there?

(* is Danzig Dick Cheney?)

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read he lived at 123 Fake St. LET’S GO!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Danzig is Alan Greenspan

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s keeping it real! MOUNTAIN VIEW STYLE!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Syd?

At CGB, we whine because we care

by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have our first winner of the ‘bitch about a free product’ contest!

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE REALNESS IS KEPT

YOU HEARD IT GOOGLE, YOUR TIME HAS COME!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I noticed about this DBD.......

Many of the topics are eerily similar to those discussed over at bear insider. Nice work Avi.

by 33SwisherSweet on Sep 1, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

They discuss the tip of my penis at Bear Insider now?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s cyberbears.com

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if you’re mad at me or pleased. I hope it’s the latter!

Contact if you want to chat: bearsnecessities@gmail.com

by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

GMAIL SPEAKS:

We know many of you are having trouble accessing Gmail right now — we are too, and we definitely feel your pain. We don’t usually post about minor issues here (the Apps status dashboard and the Gmail Help Center are usually where this kind of information goes). Because this is impacting so many of you, we wanted to let you know we’re currently looking into the issue and hope to have more info to share here shortly. If you have IMAP or POP set up already, you should be able to access your mail that way in the meantime. We’re terribly sorry for the inconvenience and will get Gmail back up and running as soon as possible.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NO THEY DON'T

THEY DON’T FEEL MY PAIN! NO ONE DOES! I HATE YOU ALL!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That poster is on my wall! It is rad.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Sep 1, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICK'EM

Is CGB having one this year? Link?

My son, if and when I have one, will play for the California Golden Bears.

by GoldenTorero on Sep 1, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

right here!!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

My son, if and when I have one, will play for the California Golden Bears.

by GoldenTorero on Sep 1, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an oddly normal conversation I just had.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is hilarious

Twitter is crashing because so many people are tweeting about Gmail being down

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STAY CALM

I SAID STAY CALM!!!!!!!!

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a lovely monster

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good morning royrules22. Please pet me now royrules22 I SAID PLEASE PET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once thought the same thing. Then I found this.

Shitmydadsays

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, TWIST, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY AND FIND ME ON GMAIL, TWIST,

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the fastest DBDs I’ve participated in recent memory (not that my memory is any good)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

inb4somebody bitches that this is all illegitimate and shit and we should be doing work in our offices or some such thing.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is illegitimate and shit.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we should be doing work in our thing or some office.

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually being serious productive today

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is all illegitimate and shit and we should be doing work in our offices or some such thing.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet! I made it in before this!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call on a Marshawnthusiast to delete Twist’s comment and prove him a fool.

The The is above help.

by Maharg on Sep 1, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would deleting my comments make me look MORE like a fool???

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prove him? We need more evidence?

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it wasn’t…

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes it was

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you know? You can’t even drink!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it wasn’t. I wanted to start a new topic mocking Twist, not in reply to him…

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM THE MOSES OF GCHAT

COME TO LEAD YOU OUT OF THE DESERT OF CHATLESSNESS

Also, you can access Google Talk through iGoogle.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I twitter my friendster?

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends. Your tubes might be clogged.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he said. To her.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you can access GMail.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think any of the people in here actually need access to Gmail so much as they want to waste time on Gchat.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nice to clear out the 18 fb emails I had.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was more of a social commentary on what people do when gmail is down?

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah this is the reason nobody is showing up on my i Chat Jabberlist.

My son, if and when I have one, will play for the California Golden Bears.

by GoldenTorero on Sep 1, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Better ping your myspace then!

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when rock was young…

My son, if and when I have one, will play for the California Golden Bears.

by GoldenTorero on Sep 1, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and “Suzie” had so much fun?

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/plays close to the edge

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 1, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

On behalf of a google employee...

yeah, yeah, on behalf of my 20000 co-workers, I apologize for gmail being down. somebody pulled the giant plug on the supercomputer, and we need around 12 people to lift it up and put it back in.

My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.

by oskisunbear on Sep 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like the posting rate here has plummeted since it’s back up.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now everyone’s talking behind everyone else’s backs.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH, MY SWEET NECTAR IS BACK.!!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should add the words “Ahhh, I’ve just been declared Sanchez”

At CGB, we whine because we care

by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM CHATTING WITH SPAZZY MCGEE RIGHT NOW!!

…………….in my dreams.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M CHATTING WITH YOU TOO!

………………in my nightmares.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m killing you both softly…….with my song. With my words, killing you softly.

At CGB, we whine because we care

by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a serious-type question about this blogthing

Why is the “blogs” in the name plural? Are there parallel blogs within this blog I don’t know about?

by CalBandGreat on Sep 1, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

because there are multiple active posts/blogs going at any one time? like a DBD, multiple fan posts, fan shots, etc.

that’s my guess. of course there’s probably some more technical explanation related to blogging terminology, and Twist will get all fancy and shit explaining why, and we’ll all have to nod and say “yes former grand-pubah, we understand and thank you for your wisdom”

At CGB, we whine because we care

by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, it’s because “California Golden Bears” is plural. Next serious-type question!

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the latest news at the zoo?

At CGB, we whine because we care

by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google down, multiple monkeys dead.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said!!!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping it was a typos

by CalBandGreat on Sep 1, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it isn’t “California Golden Bear” ?

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC, Yellow Fever came up with the name, and you’ve pretty much hit the nail on the head here. There honestly wasn’t a lot of thought that went into it.

However, I’ve always liked to think that, since CGB was started from the outset as a group blog, the pluralization “blogs” implied that the site was a collection of multiple web-logs (one for Twist, one for YF, one for me, etc. etc.), suggesting a collective mishmash of Cal fandom, rather than a single streamlined, consistent point-of-view. There has never been any over-arching editorial ideology, and we’ve always been open to opposing viewpoints, provided they were expressed coherently and intelligently, and I think our move to the SBN format has only enhanced the hydra-like collective format that we have created.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hit the nail on the head first.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see. I’ll have to take your word for it, because the timestamps show a tie.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That second paragraph sounds very disappointingly like you are trying to deny Avinash’s rightful place as the new Tyrant Boy-King.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rags consulted with me before releasing that statement. Which is more than I can say for you, your highness.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The smaller the molehill, the greater the power struggle…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree except for the coherently and intelligently part.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody tell him about CaliforniaGoldenBlogs2.com, ok?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

electric boogaloo?

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the Chamber of Secrets?

by CalBandGreat on Sep 1, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Blood.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

best post in support of birth control, ever.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or you could be really safe and just not have sex

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who died and made you pope?

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Paul II?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Pope Ken Crawford” just doesn’t have that Popey ring you need to have in a Pope.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Itd be Ken The First.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why they get to pick new names. Neither did Karol JĂłzef WojtyĹ‚a, but Pope John Paul II sounded much better.

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would your Pope name be?

Mine would be Marshawn The First.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I hadn’t planned on deciding that until after I decided on whether to retrofit the house with gold or platinum toilet seats when my non-existant startup company goes public, but if I had to chose now it would be Gregory XVII.

We’ve got to keep Gregory out in front of Benedict, name wise.

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve got to keep Gregory out in front of Benedict, name wise.

Asked in a serious, totally non-facetious manner: “Uh, why?”

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my first son’s name, that’s why ;-)

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, there goes the idea of using my first son’s name.

It’s Satan.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Pope Pope. Thatd be a great rap monikier.

Pope To The Pope, son!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the Pope Formerly Known as Pope?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

So, essentially, you’d be taking your own son’s name?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess so.

Perhaps better stated, when we picked our son’s name it was in part because of how cool we thought Gregory the Great (the first Pope named Gregory was) and realized that at 16, that name was in 2nd place behind John (23 of them). But then Ratzinger picked Benedict to put that name in a tie for 16 with Gregory.

So I vowed at that moment to do whatever it took to get Gregory back out front. To that end I’m currently grooming an African Cardinal to be next in line and using Manchurian Candidate mind-control to ensure he picks Gregory.

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have strange goals.

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on Sep 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I don’t usually talk about them, but Rags talked it out of me!

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, now that you mention it, he knows all of my hopes and dreams too! Even the stupid ones!

oh NOES!

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on Sep 1, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, you know enough about me that any attempt to reveal such information would only result in mutually-assured destruction.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh NOES she didn’t

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As goals go, though, that one seems both eccentric and harmless, a solid combination.

by DC Trojan on Sep 2, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Epic rec

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA! I didn’t quite get that at first.

But then it would have been Gregory XXXIV

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t there a Pope Urban?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, there were 8 of them, the most recent dying in 1644 and Pope Urban the 7th having the distinction of having shortest Papacy ever, 13 days. (Died of Malaria)

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Pope Rural?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

But there is a Pope Lando and a Pope Hilarius,

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pope Hilarius,

You rang??

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to look up “Pope Lando”, as I was sure you were making that up.

You were not.

Also:

Lando was Pope during the Pornocracy, which lasted from 904 to 964.

What?!?!?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Wikipedia has EVERYTHING!

List of sexually active popes

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF. Who keeps track of these things?

Pope Benedict IX (1032–1044, again in 1045 and finally 1047–1048) was said to have conducted a very dissolute life during his papacy. Accused by Bishop Benno of Placenta of “many vile adulteries and murders.” Pope Victor III referred in his third book of Dialogues to “his rapes, murders and other unspeakable acts. His life as a Pope so vile, so foul, so execrable, that I shudder to think of it.” It prompted St. Peter Damian to write an extended treatise against sex in general, and homosexuality in particular. In his Liber Gomorrhianus, St. Peter Damian recorded that Benedict “feasted on immorality” and that he was “a demon from hell in the disguise of a priest”, accusing Benedict IX of routine sodomy and bestiality and was said to have sponsored orgies. In May 1045, Benedict IX resigned his office to pursue marriage, selling his office for 1,500 pounds of gold to his godfather, the pious priest John Gratian, who named himself Gregory VI.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here we thought that accusing people of being born elsewhere was dirty politics.

by DC Trojan on Sep 2, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need a list of sexually active poops

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

my poop has never been sexually active, thank you very much

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Pope Teilhard I or Pope Urban XVI?

/nerd

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 1, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I find no pictures of a blinged-out Pope Urban.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically that falls under the general umbrella of ‘birth control’ :)

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good point. Something to remember if someone ever asks me what the difference between birth control and contraception is.

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Semantic arguments make life worth living.

by turkey on Sep 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I lol’ed

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about immaculate conception? Many women out there could be getting pregnant from God Himself!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some get off on the suffering of others. I’m looking at you, ghost of Mother Theresa.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly had no idea what I was referring to.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH OXICLEAN. YOU WANT TO LIFT ORIGINAL SIN STAINS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR JEANS? DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No chemicals or byproducts, just regular water… blessed by the priest.

Then just say (as he pours the water), “I baptize you in the name of the Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit” and look at this, no more original sin stains!

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, that works pretty well. Now I just have to keep myself from sinning so much. I can do just fine without wrath and envy, but lust and sloth are just so much fun!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reppin’ gluttony, yo!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on Sep 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of peeing involved. Sounds like you’ve got the routine down pretty well.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you say “boys” are you actually referring to your own genitals?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Do you often talk to your own genitals?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes his post 100000x funnier in my mind.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you that.

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earlier today I actually heard someone start talking on this cell phone, and whispered to the guy next to me, “He’s actually talking to his dick”.

Then the one side conversation than proceeded like this:

“Heya doofus”
“Are you alright?”
“I wanted to make sure I didn’t hurt you last night.”
“Yeah. We did have a lot of fun.”
“Next time, you need to not be so stiff.”
“Oh. Don’t worry. I know what you like.”
“Do you want to get dinner later?”
“Well, I need to let you go and get back to work.”
“Yeah. I had fun. I’ll make sure to do it again”
“Love ya. Bye bye”

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then. I know it’s then. Don’t try and correct me. I see it, but I need a goddamned edit button.

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, you went to Oregon.
ALSO: How could you keep this from us?! It’s amazing!

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I am not proud of my fellow fans. That’s why.

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I never realized how undeniably racist all oregon fans are.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realized it all along.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldda been a Husky site.

"It’s spelled E-L-F T-U-S-H"

by JShufelt on Sep 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WING WONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

I’m talking about my two sons. The youngest is still in diapers, but the elder two are still in that potty-trained but still not having great bladder control.

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine, rec’d

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, when you talk to your genitals, what do you say instead?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was visiting the Coliseum in Rome, they talked about how the Senators would have private boxes down near the front, complete with a drainage system so that they could relieve themselves without having to get up and go somewhere.

Too bad Memorial doesn’t have any private boxes like that you could buy.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just bring a piss jug.

by zoonews on Sep 1, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

For what they’re changing for those new seats, you’d think they would.

by kencraw on Sep 1, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a piss boy with a large bucket.

by DC Trojan on Sep 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rags and Andbears found me in line! And I was delightful and charming, right guys?

….guys?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

AndBears: "…"

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on Sep 1, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ouch

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They found me in line! Aaaaand said “What up?” to JT.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, whatever you say, spazzy.

now, where’s my $5?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in my chamber pot!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delightful AND charming, folks!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Sep 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

zomg I mean irl…IRL!!!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Internet Relay Lane?
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(yes I know it means In Real Life)

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Sep 1, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strawberry Creek isn’t that far.

by Yes We Cannon on Sep 1, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strawberry Creek The NIMBYs isn’t aren’t that far.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, sounds like fun.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

on an unrelated note....CA population by county or MSA?

unrelated to CGB, but related to a project I’m working on. does anyone know where I can get census data or population estimates for all California counties or MSAs in a neat list?

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Duno what an MSA list but IIRC this has county populations: http://www.dof.ca.gov/HTML/FS_DATA/STAT-ABS/Toc_xls.htm

Used it for a stats class last semester.

by rjnarayen on Sep 1, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, that’s perfect. An MSA is a “metropolitan statistical area”, which may or may not coincide with a county, depending on the population contained within the county. I’ve seen alternate definitions of MSAs, some split a large county in half, others combine smaller counties for statistical purposes.

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by dballisloose on Sep 1, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

By U.S. Census Bureau definitions, MSAs always include entire counties—one or more. But it can be complicated by having “rural” areas within “metropolitan” counties (e.g., the mountain and desert portions of metro L.A.)

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Sep 1, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for normal response despite unacceptable dual fandom.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 1, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ever tried walking to North Berkeley BART after a game? Its an extra bit of a walk, but you can avoid the huge rush and get a seat.

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by TwistNHook on Sep 1, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had trouble getting a seat, most people don’t seem to realize that all the southbound trains will stop at the Oakland xfers.

I am a horrible bruin-bear crossbreed.

by GBB4188 on Sep 1, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the contribution!

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by Avinash Kunnath on Sep 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I've decided that I'm not going to the Minn game

:(

Hopefully I’ll be able to make it out midwest for the Ohio St game!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve let us all down. Now if we loose that game we’ll know exactly who to blame.

Beet Dub, I keep forgetting to email you RE: Tailgate. Maybe I’ll remember to do that tonight.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 1, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also perhaps if there is a loose seal.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

For what Ohio State game? USC’s?

And just like Bernie, me and my baby made off.

by Rishi on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no ours in 2011 or '12.

Anyway as I mentioned in the other fanpost I had a miscalculation with time zones. I’m now 95% likely to be going.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 1, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I (and hopefully Ohio Bear) will be happy to host CGBers at some sort of tailgate for the OSU game. Because I can assure you that we, too, will be attending that game. My firm has tickets to all OSU home games, and I put in my request for tickets when the home and away series was announced in 2002.

Costs assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Sep 2, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is yo dont work there in 2011?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 2, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

EDSBS brings us what I can only assume is the most offensive, embarrassing, (intentionally?) hilariously awful rap made by Oregon fans ever.

I can only assume that the last 90 seconds were caused by the most potent of Oregon herb available.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

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