DBD 8.27.09 When I Was A Frosh...
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School kicked off yesterday for a new class of Cal students. Most of the people who contribute to this site on a daily basis have graduated or are close to graduating. We've all had our ups and downs at Cal and we have a lot of abstract and specific tips and advice we could impart to the young ones. This might be a good place to share some of those.
Here are the tips I'd like to share:
Your first friend you make should be someone with wheels.
'Animal House' was NOT a documentary
Get used to abstinence - frosh women date upperclassmen, upper class women don't date frosh men
Beer is your best friend - you'll drink a lot of it.
Wise words.
1) Given your experience as a current Cal alum and student, what advice would you impart to your fellow Golden Bear freshmen?
2) If you had the chance to start over as a freshman, what changes would you make from your first time around?
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Fan Appreciation Day Saturday!
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With football season fast approaching, the California football team will host its annual Fan Appreciation Day presented by the Contra Costa Times at Memorial Stadium on Saturday, August 29. The event will include a chance for fans to interact with players and coaches from the 2009 Cal football team. The Golden Bears are looking for their eighth straight winning season, as well as their seventh consecutive bowl bid and fifth postseason victory in a row in 2009.
Festivities will run from noon-2 p.m., with a pre-event starting at 11 a.m. near the North Tunnel. ALL FANS MUST ENTER THROUGH THE NORTH TUNNEL ENTRANCE. The stadium will not open for the event prior to noon. Fans are encouraged to use public transportation (BART) when visiting the Cal campus. For specific parking information, log on to pt.berkeley.edu.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:20 AM PDT reply actions
#6 Cal volleyball kicks off tomorrow night,
How excited should we be danzig?
Hana Cutura
The No. 6-ranked California volleyball team begins its 2009 campaign towards a school-record eighth-consecutive NCAA tournament appearance with three matches at the Nevada Marriott Courtyard/Fairfield Invitational. The Golden Bears are hungry to return to the NCAA national semifinal match after falling one match short a year ago. Cal set new school records for single-season winning percentage and defeated every team in the Pac-10 conference for the first time in school history in 2008. The Bears return plenty of firepower in 2009, led by two-time All-American senior outside hitter Hana Cutura. In the middle, Cal brings back senior Mindi Wiley, who led the team in blocks and posted the sixth-best single-season hitting percentage in program history a season ago. Defensively, the Bears will feature the prowess of senior libero Kristen Kathan. Kathan logged Cal’s third-highest single-season mark for digs in 2008 with 491 to her credit. Junior All-American setter Carli Lloyd returns to the lineup after placing third in the nation in assists per set and will help Cutura, Kathan and Wiley captain the Bears this season. A year wiser, Cal will also benefit from the presence of sophomores Tarah Murrey and Shannon Hawari, who will each contribute heavily in the regular Bear rotation.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:24 AM PDT reply actions
Games will be televised online...but you have to pay $
Lame. Here’s the link: http://www.nevadawolfpack.com/liveEvents/liveEvents.dbml?SPSID=45412&SPID=4083&db_oem_id=10000
My bad, it’s tomorrow afternoon, 2 PM PST
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m a tad worried. This is one of the hardest out-of-conf tourneys there is. Although the AVCA doesn’t recognize them UCI and StMary’s show up in multiple other polls in the 20s. Ucon is no slouch either… they’re on the bubble. I think we drop at least one… most likely to UCI or Ucon. Although StMary’s is good, we got their number. We play them all the time and kill them each time. UCI is great this year and I’ve seen them ranked as high as #21 (some coaches voted UCI #1…wtf?)
Here’s last year’s records:
Cal: 26-7
UCI: 17-12
StMarys: 20-8
Ucon:21-11
I’m not pleased we’re starting out with such a hard tourney… and I fear we could drop one if we’re not focused. If we win this tourney we should be ranked #5 going into the Hawaii tourney…where we play Texas (#2) and Hawaii (#7). Yep. It’s a frickn muderer’s row. If we can get out of Sept with less than three losses and a win over the FUrd, I’ll be able to relax.
by danzig on Aug 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If we can get out of Sept with less than three losses and a win over the FUrd, I’ll be able to relax.
Those’re some pretty standards. A win over Stanfurd isn’t something common for our team.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah….I know I"m expecting alot… but they lost alot of their offense to the US national team this year. Both Foluke Akinradewo and Cynthia Barbosa are gone. They still have Klineman and they got that 6"6’ freshman… but they’re like USC this year. Everyone is wondering why the hell they’re still ranked that high after they lost two of the best players in their school history. I think they’re weak because they’re undersized like us, but we got the power hitters and they don’t.
Think about this… would we still be ranked top 10 if we lost both Hana and Tarrah at the same time? No, nobody would give us respect. But since the Furd has that “king of the hill status,” nobody is going to doubt it in the preseason.
Good to know. I don’t really follow other teams, I just know that we’ve struggled with them (and their stellar players, so it’s nice knowing some of them will be gone) the past few years.
But, Stanfurd’s won the national championship twice in the last ten years, four times in the last fifteen. I don’t disagree with what you’re saying at all, it’s just that they must be doing something right.
But, like I said, I don’t know the composition of their team and their losses from last season. I’m glad someone here does, though!
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
In a way, you’re totally right. I do this every year… they lost XY and Z. We got em now! Then they end up winning the Pac. I don’t know how they do it.
I’ve wondered, and I don’t know if you’ve said before: why such the interest in women’s volleyball? It looks like you know the sport fairly well and you follow teams across the country at least to the point of keeping up with changes, team strengths, etc.. Just curious.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. I should’ve been clear. Soccer, BB and Volleyball huge. They’re the only country-agnostic sort of sports where countries compete with each other and the fan fever couldn’t be higher.
Italy, Greece, France, NL, Germany and Brazil are the most likely countries Hana will go pro in. She could’ve gone pro and made millions last year, but for whatever she liked being a student. The last place she would play at is the US because the contracts and fans just aren’t here. That’s what I meant by Europe being big.
Thanks for the information! Definitely makes sense.
I had no idea about basketball and volleyball, though. Good deal.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m excited, although my wife questions my motives to watch women’s tennis and women’s volleyball.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
well not really.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
if your work would allow CT shots of girls volleyball, then I want to work for your employer.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
think the toes from a water-carrying animal found in deserts.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
a synonym would be the knuckle from a 1 ton horned animal that is an excellent swimmer and is concentrated in the greater Jackson Hole, WY area.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Motorhomes?
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Andrew Weideman racking up the accolades
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California junior forward Andrew Wiedeman was named a first-team Soccer America Men’s Preseason All-American, the magazine announced on Wednesday. The San Ramon, Calif., product is coming off a sophomore season in which he earned All-America honors from the National Soccer Coaches Association of America (NSCAA) and led the Golden Bears in points (29), goals (12) and game-winning goals (4).
Cal garnered the No. 7 ranking in Soccer America’s preseason poll announced on Aug. 25.
Wiedeman is also one of 38 players on the Watch List for this season’s Missouri Athletic Club’s Hermann Trophy and earned a spot on College Soccer News’ preseason All-America team. His various 2008 accolades included NSCAA Far West All-Region and All-Pac-10 honors. He scored two goals, including the gamewinner, to give Cal a 3-2 overtime victory over UC Santa Barbara in the second round of the 2008 NCAA College Cup.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:27 AM PDT reply actions
Freshman Pro Tip #5
Dump your high school girlfriend like a runninback over thirty.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Any reason for this? What if said high school gf accompanies you to Cal?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Reason being that you want to enjoy your college experience. If your high school girlfriend is anywhere other than Cal, you waste too many nights on the phone, too many weekends visiting her, too many fights over your new female friends, etc. It really stunts a freshman’s growth.
If she’s at Cal, it’s a tougher call, but I’ll just put on my mysogynistic front and say this – even with the stereotype about girls at Cal, the hottest girl in a high school class of a couple hundred is nothing compared to the hottest girl in a school of 30K.
In more real terms, it still stunts your growth because you can’t grow as an individual, etc.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
If I understand you correctly, you should dump your girlfriend, because independent of any other factors, she will be, most likely, not as attractive as other potential girlfriends from the Cal community?
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So, if I understand you correctly, you say that people should hold on frantically to any girl that will accept them, no matter the conditions?
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Worked for you!
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by Maharg on Aug 27, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You never understand anything correctly.
Let’s phrase it in the way a thirteen-year-old could understand: people change from high school to college. A significant other from high school pegs you down to who you were then and stunts this transition.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
by Rishi on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’m not actually sure a thirteen-year-old would understand this. Especially if they were of the lovesick, I’m-just-discovering-girls variety.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
He’s a lovesick I’m-just-discovering-comparatives variety?
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
So, if I understand you correctly, you want to date a 13 year old girl?
NAST!
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You never understand anything correctly.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
This might be the most intelligent thing you’ve said on this blog…
…then again one of my roommates stayed with his gf all through college from HS and now they’re happily married so…there’s that, too.
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Freshman Pro Tip #6
Don’t be afraid. College is the time to do everything. Obviously, I"m not suggesting doing things that will harm you or get you arrested, but get out of your comfort zone. Never again will you be allowed to make mistakes with only an “oops, I”m just a freshman" as an excuse to bail you out.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Damn, I agree with Rishi.
Although I don’t think “the time to do everything” stops when college ends, that’s a separate debate.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Sure, but the stakes are higher when you work.
Going out drinking on a Tuesday night till 5 am? College = “OH NO I MISSED CLASS”. Work = “Fell asleep at my desk; got fired”
Ditching class to go to LA, Vegas, Tahoe, etc? College = “Meh”, Work = “feign sickness, catch up on bucketloads, etc.”
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Dude I agree with him on this one too…WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IS THIS BIZARRO CGB?!?!?!
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
This might be the first time that you, me, Avinash and Rishi have ever agreed on anything.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m being serious for the first time here on CGB instead of posting “LOL DRINKING SHOTS LEMON DROPS WOMEN ARE DUMB IM AWESOME”?
And honestly, I'm down like the economy

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are busy….with bullshit?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, if you’re going to try some “campus beautification” at your rival school, being a student at least lessens the punishment a bit.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Big matchup in women's soccer: #16 Cal at #3 Portland
Katie Morgan
This Week in Cal Women’s Soccer
The No. 16 California women’s soccer team is set to head north to Oregon for a nonconference game with perennial powerhouse No. 3 Portland. Kickoff is set for 7 p.m. on Friday at the Merlo Field at the Clive Charles Soccer Complex. Both the Golden Bears and the Pilots won their respective season-opening games for the second consecutive season.
Last Week in Cal Women’s Soccer
The Bears breezed past Nevada, 4-1, on Aug. 21at Edwards Stadium. Junior forward Alex Morgan had three goals for the Bears and redshirt junior forward Lisa Kevorkian had one. Cal out shot UNR, 15-2, and, 8-2, in shots on goal. Morgan got the Bears on the board in the sixth minute and Kevorkian scored the ultimate gamewinner in the 59th minute. Morgan scored two more goals to distance the Bears, 4-0.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:32 AM PDT reply actions
I thought Katie Morgan was a porn star
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Aug 27, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Pole vaulter, porn star, tomato, tomahto
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
both Katie Morgans vault poles, in a way
At CGB, we whine because we care
by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
some tips
1. as good as top dog, blondies, fat slice, la burrita etc. seem to be to you, south side fast food restaurants do not a diet make. I gained 15 pounds as a freshman (YES! the freshman 15!) and never lost it again. throw in a salad once in a while, and make the RSF your friend.
2. do stuff outside your usual comfort level. i didn’t take enough advantage of all the cool things that both Berkeley and the Bay Area provide. Go hang out in the Castro, or the Mission, or if you’re not so social, try a frat party. If you’re a frat guy, try Cal performances or something – you might find you like it. . . or at the worst at least you’ve learned something.
3. My biggest regret through my 4 years – not enough office hours. Awesome professor? Stop by and say hi. Talk to him or her about a magazine or journal article. Find an excuse to talk to them. Not only can they clear up questions about classes, but you may find yourself enlightened about lots of other stuff.
4. Take the UCLA football road trip.
5. Take in some non-major Cal sports. Watch the Men’s Octet or Golden Overtones. Listen to KALX. Check out live shows or bands or other performances by your fellow students.
by LeonPowe on Aug 27, 2009 6:39 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Good stuff, rec'd
Was the Asian Ghetto there when you were a frosh?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
We called it “Crack Alley” – Steve’s Korean BBQ used to be our go-to place. $3.95 for a GIANT thing of chicken yakitori that was good for two meals. (I actually went back with my cousin-in-law a couple of years ago . . . and we couldn’t eat half of it – it was terrible). My best friend used to constantly eat rice from “Japanese Snacks” – or the non-PC “Jap Snax” – just one container of white rice and some soy sauce. 99 cents. Kingpin (Roachpin) for 1:45am donut holes (Study pills). By the time I got to Cal, the burger place was no longer a Nation’s though. Manuel’s was where the current Steve’s is now – (everyone called it Manny’s) and they had an even more liberal ID checking policy than Kip’s.
It was there when my cousin was a frosh in ’88.
Kingpin is still there
Takes a lot of effort to avoid their donuts when you’re hungry at 1:30 am wandering southside.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Post midnight feeding southside
My choices are:
1. Top Dog
2. Fat Slice (yes, I’m a Fat Slice adherent)
3. La Burrita (I don’t understand why Zona Rosa was more popular – La Burrita was better) – of course La Burrita is still around, and Zona Rosa turned into something turned into whatever that Indian small chain is now.
House of Curries…. mmm, chicken tikka masala
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Aug 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
…you do a lot of wandering at that time of night?
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, i drive a shopping cart too.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We had very similar freshman experiences it sounds like.
Except I didnt get fat. Fatty.
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er well
I was pretty skinny in high school .. . so i became slightly above normal?
ON the plus side, I never wore double breasted suits ironically.
You didn’t drink….
If you get fat in college without drinking, you’re doing something wrong.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
I didn’t get fat in college and I drank.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Right, the opposite isn’t true.. I drank tons and I’m not fat.
But if you get fat in college without drinking, something is seriously wrong with your life.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Yes, something is wrong. You got fat. …
… am I missing something?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We called it “the urinal”. Because it had this… smell.
But I sure loved me some chicken yakisoba from Japanese Snacks. The best, and worst, ever.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
LeonPowe is right
1. get off your chair and just do something.
You’ll have plenty of time later to sleep in, watch tv, and idle away the hours with friends.
At college generally, and Cal in particular, you have unique life-altering opportunities served up to you – most of them for cheap or free.
2. he is also right to play to your strengths on the court: take shots you can make (in the lane: yes. behind the line: no) and make opportunities for yourself. Here’s to the rehab.
jh
by Jake88 on Aug 27, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sometimes sitting around and doing nothing can be the best experiences.
Like, what I like to term, the summer of Halo, back in 2002. Sitting around with some of my best friends playing that game and just hanging out doing whatever. Would never trade that experience. Especially now that we’re all in full adult mode, we just can’t hang out that often. Some of us are in the Bay. Some of us are in LA. Some of us are in NYC. Some are married with kids. Some of us are on call. Some of us need to be on the phone with China at 12 midnight closing deals. You really won’t get a chance to just hang with friends whenever you want with no wories afterwards.
Can’t you do Halo online?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
# 3 is so true
I feel the same way. I visited a few professors during my time there, but not nearly enough.
Another tip: take advantage of your GSIs’ office hours. You will cross paths with many brilliant GSIs during your time at Cal, no matter what field of study you’re in. There are GSIs at Cal who are more brilliant than full professors at other colleges in the same field. You’ll learn a lot of things from them.
Praise be to Tedford!
Also, GSI’s will know who you are and remember you. In my last year at Cal, I ran into a GSI from first year. He remembered me, remembered the class and was excited to hear how I was doing. And I’m definitely not the kid that attracts a lot of attention in class.
The The is above souls.
hmmm i feel like my GSIs rarely remember me after a year or so
and i am usually someone who attracts attention in class… maybe theyre just too awkward to wave. on the other hand i ended up doing research with a GSI i had sophomore year and just started doing new research with one i had freshman year. its nice to get those hookups
I am Ted Miller
From a former GSI, this is very true. While I don’t always remember the names of everyone right away, the best students I definitely remember and have written some bomb-ass recommendations for. Also, go to office hours, make a good effort, etc. Your GSI will appreciate it, and this will be reflected in the education and grades you receive.
My former GSI is Larissa Kelly. I emailed her the other day to say congratulations….Google her.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
“Oh I’ll play your game you rogue.”
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
from wikipedia
She is one of three members of her family to have played on Jeopardy!, all between 2004 and 2008, and the only winner of the three. Her husband was defeated by Jennings in his 70th game as champion. Her sister Arianna was defeated in her initial Jeopardy! appearance, in part due to questionable calls that prompted Standards and Practices to bring her back for a second appearance; in her second appearance, Arianna was defeated by Aaron Schroeder, who later faced Larissa in the 2009 Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions finals.
That’s pretty nuts
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Also
During her regular run on Jeopardy!, she won a total of $222,597 over seven games, with her last appearance airing May 28, 2008. Excluding tournament winnings, Kelly is the game’s third all-time non-tournament money winner (behind Ken Jennings and David Madden), and the biggest non-tournament money winner in the show’s history among female contestants.
She graduated from Princeton University in 2002 and is now a graduate student at the University of California, Berkeley, studying the history of archaeology in 19th century Mexico.
She was my GSI for History 8b: Modern Latin America
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
NYT pegs Cal at #9
http://thequad.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/08/26/the-quad-countdown-no-9-california/
1. long article, so here’s the summary quote:
“I’ve got Cal right alongside Oregon in the Pac-10: good, potentially great, but still a shade below U.S.C. Not that there’s anything wrong with that; everyone is trying to catch up with the Trojans, and the Bears are quite firmly ensconced as a top 15 team in the country. Simply put, this team is stacked. Yes, the Golden Bears must get better quarterback play – something I never thought I would say about a Tedford-coached team. Riley is a proven winner, however, and will have the opportunity to put up some good numbers due to the attention Best is due to receive from defenses. Speaking of defense, Cal’s attack is right there with U.S.C. for the best unit in the Pac-10. No, the Golden Bears may not have the talent to match up with the Trojans, and Cal must rebuild its linebacker corps, but this group should be just as strong as it was a season ago, if not better. So I think very highly of this team.”
2. oh my goodness.
jh
People are starting to rank Cal really really high
Thank goodness we don’t start off the season in Rocky Top.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions
that is pretty high
I call liberal bias!!!!!!
I am Ted Miller
by ava1anche69 on Aug 27, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If it doesn’t pick up, don’t leave a message, you don’t want to seem desperate.
The The is above souls.
by Maharg on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No difference at all between blogpoll and AP poll for Cal
Ranked #12. The #1 votes for Georgia and Utah are hilarious.
Here are votes for Cal by blog. Here’s CGB’s blogpoll post, in case you missed it.
Rank Team PPB
1 Florida (99) 24.8
2 Texas 23.4
3 Southern Cal 22.1
4 Oklahoma 22.1
5 Alabama 19.8
6 Ohio State 17.7
7 Penn State 17.7
8 LSU 16.0
9 Virginia Tech 15.9
10 Oklahoma State 15.8
11 Mississippi 15.8
12 California 14.0
13 Georgia (1) 12.3
14 Georgia Tech 10.6
15 Boise State 9.9
16 Oregon 9.7
17 TCU 8.8
18 Utah (1) 5.1
19 Florida State 5.0
20 Brigham Young 4.8
21 North Carolina 4.3
22 Iowa 4.2
23 Nebraska 3.6
24 Notre Dame 3.0
25 Miami (Florida) 2.0
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 7:00 AM PDT reply actions
Have we talked about the Hands off UC campaign that's going on right now?
It seems like we should talk about it.
“Hands Off UC” represents a broad coalition of Californians — Democrats, Republicans, and Independents — coming together to oppose a misguided and over-reaching legislative attack on UC under the false guise of reform.
Senate Constitutional Amendment 21 (SCA 21), authored by state Senators Leland Yee of San Francisco, Roy Ashburn of Bakersfield, and Gloria Romero of Los Angeles, proposes to undo more than 140 years of successful, independent governance by the University of California, placing it under direct control of the state Legislature. A similar and equally harmful companion bill (ACA 24) has been introduced in the state Assembly by Assemblymembers Brian Nestande of Palm Desert and Anthony Portantino of La Canada/Flintridge.
By eliminating the autonomy of the UC Board of Regents and placing the UC system under direct legislative control, SCA 21 and ACA 24 would cause irreparable harm to California’s world-class public universities. Among the deleterious effects that we can anticipate from SCA 21 & ACA 24 are:
diminishing UC’s ability to attract and retain the best and brightest leaders, academics and researchers;
exposing UC governance to the corrosive influence of partisan politics;
subjecting decisions regarding academic and scientific research to political calculation;
devaluing UC’s hard-earned and well-deserved international reputation as an institution of integrity, innovation, and independence;
reducing educational quality and the quality of scientific research; and,
increasing UC’s vulnerability to the state’s own budget instability.
Of particular concern is the fact that the proposed UC power grab represents an unproven, untested, unnecessary “solution” in search of a problem. Under 140 years of independent leadership by the UC Board of Regents, California now boasts one of the most accomplished and respected public university systems in the world, and many of its 10 undergraduate universities consistently rank among the best in the nation.
While UC receives a relatively small and steadily declining subsidy from the state, it has instituted meaningful reforms to improve accountability and transparency, significantly cut institutional costs, and held student tuition below the average of what comparable universities charge.
Simply put, it’s hard to imagine the justification for such a drastic and sweeping proposal.
Above all, the University of California must remain true to its mission, which is firmly and historically rooted in its independence. UC must continue to compete to maintain its position as a world-class academic and research institution. This is truer now than ever before as we work to restore California to economic health. UC has always been one of California’s primary economic drivers, pushing innovation, creating thousands of jobs, spinning off hundreds of new businesses, and educating our future work force. We should not take lightly any attempt to weaken UC’s ability to compete and succeed and, in turn, weaken California’s future.
I agree.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Get used to abstinence – frosh women date upperclassmen, upper class women don’t date frosh men
I don’t want to hear any more excuses out of you, Avi!
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If you want to get laid your freshman year and you can’t, you must be fat, socially awkward, dress poorly, smell bad, or any of the above combinations.
Honestly, if you REALLY want to, you can.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
If you want to get laid freshman year and you can’t, find someone fat, socially awkward, dress poorly, smell bad, or any of the above combinations.
You’ll have to REALLY want to, but you can.
The The is above souls.
You’re one step away from going from Touche to Douche.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Not yet. You’re still my hero. For now.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
At least he updates more than Tedford.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
So if I understand you correctly, you want to sleep with Rishi.
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You never understand anything correctly.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not allowed to ride the Rishi Train. : (
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
This means even more because this DBD has serious-Rishi. : (
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Getting laid in college:
1) Go to frat party
2) Get drunk
3) Find girl who looks decent
4) Talk to her
5) CRUCIAL STEP – don’t be awkward
6) Done
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Getting laid in college (if you live in Putnam):
1) Be Asian
2) Hire a prostitute
3) Video tape it
4) Offer to swipe her into the DC
5) Profit
The The is above souls.
It saddens me that freshman at Cal most likely have no idea what this is.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
im a senior
and i definitely kno what it is. i think its a strong enough legend that it will continue to be passed through the cal generations
I am Ted Miller
It gladdens me that freshman at Cal most likely have no idea what this is.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
but what if you have a penchant for ending up in The Friend Zone lol?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.
The The is above souls.
Yea. Funny story about that, I kept hearing girls talk about some “Turtle” on a TV show. And so I’m trying to step my game up. I became a rabbit.
The The is above souls.
The original TMNT was so much better than the newer cartoonish ones. This one looks like one of the original designs.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Heres a freshman pro tip.
DONT LISTEN TO ANYTHING RISHI IS SAYING.
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Twist left college, is now a lawyers, honks his clients, got married at 22, and wears double-breasted suits and hand-knitted ties while playing croquet on weekends.
I’m awesome, work in finance, party hard on weekends, don’t have a mortgage, wear stylish suits, and enjoy life.
You choose.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
The Maharg left college, lived his early 20s in Seattle, is now in law school, wears ironic t-shirts and enjoys life.
Be like Maharg, take the middle road.
The The is above souls.
Man, there’s so many ways I wanna go here, but I just can’t choose. :(!
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Doesn’t matter. You’ll end up stuck exactly where you are now.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
You mean with an arrow full of quivers, but, unfortunately, too much of a conscience to use any of them?
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Those are either some pretty thick arrows or very small quivers.
Unless it’s a paradox because those arrows are contained in the quivers which contain the arrows.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Said the vacuum after it gained a sense of self.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Go down the middle road.
I think it’s called Maharg Ave.
"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"
Is that north or south of Honking Blvd.?
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
A little south. Just before you get to Nailed It Drive.
"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"
Can’t I just take the Pain Train instead?
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
The Pain Train crosses Maharg Ave!!!
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by Maharg on Aug 27, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CoCoTimes big on Cal:
A QUIET, SUNNY day ushered in the start of classes at Cal on Wednesday.
One laptop-toting student surfed the Internet in peace on the steps of Sproul Plaza. Cable companies and banks politely wooed freshmen along Bancroft. Students got reacquainted near the Campanile: “I can’t believe I don’t have your number,” a sly guy said to a blonde coed.
Up the hill at Memorial Stadium, however, something extraordinary was taking shape, something besides the overdue construction of a training center at Ye Ole Oak Grove:
The Cal football team was practicing for what finally could be The Season.
This wasn’t training camp anymore. This was “go” time, as it should be.
So when star running back Jahvid Best got pushed to the turf by defensive end Cameron Jordan on a run up the middle, well, that was frightening. But that’s getting game-ready.
“It’s part of the game. We’re not going to gasp every time the guy gets hit,” Cal coach Jeff Tedford said of Best. “He’s a football player.”
A couple months from now — heck, try Oct. 3, when USC comes to town — Cal’s campus will be knee-deep in football frenzy and squarely in the national spotlight.
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"I can’t believe I don’t have your number," a sly guy said to a blonde coed.
Ha ha ha. I think I used that line at Cal, too.
Praise be to Tedford!
I don’t think too many college students talk like that these days.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoops…I mis-read that as “I don’t believe I have your number”. Never mind.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
“My phone’s broken!”
“What’s wrong?”
“It doesn’t have your number in it”
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by Rishi on Aug 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Article on OLine:
Cal has brought in some of the best offensive line classes in the nation in recent years. The Bears are starting to reap the benefits.
Cal coach Jeff Tedford said Wednesday that redshirt freshman Matt Summers-Gavin and sophomore Justin Cheadle had earned starting spots at offensive guard. With sophomore Mitchell Schwartz slated to start at right tackle, the Bears will feature three of the five offensive linemen who made up their offensive line class of 2007 that was ranked sixth in the country by scout.com.
Throw in starting center Chris Guarnero and backup Dominic Galas — each of whom was considered a top recruit — and it appears the Bears are ready to capitalize on their recruiting efforts.
“All those good classes that came in, those guys are playing at a fairly young age,” Tedford said. “They’re not completely new. They know the offense. I feel like there’s a good mix there.”
After breaking training camp Monday, Cal held its first practice of the regular season Wednesday. Players were assigned to scout teams, and the Bears began to install their game plan for the season opener against Maryland on Sept. 5.
Cal’s coaching staff met Tuesday to resolve some of the position battles that took place during camp. Summers-Gavin beat out Mark Boskovich at left guard, and Cheadle got the nod over Chet Teofilo at right guard.
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our offensive line is poised to be great for years to come. talk about building champions. we’re starting a freshman and two sophomores on the o-line? i’m really really excited about this.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Article on the Cal-Ender:
Most Cal teams face a powerhouse once or twice a year. The football team faces USC once a year, the basketball team sees UCLA twice annually, the volleyball team? Stanford, UCLA and Washington fit the “powerhouse” description, and that’s just the Pac-10.
By participating in the Hawaiian Airlines Wahine Volleyball Classic, the Bears face three volleyball juggernauts in four days. Coach Rich Feller’s squad will be greeted with No. 2 Texas on Sept. 3, No. 20 St. Louis the following day and No. 7 Hawaii on Sept. 6. The Longhorns, Billikens and Rainbow Wahine combined for an 89-13 record last year and advanced to the final four, second round and regional final, respectively.
The Bears will face 2008 All-Tournament players Destinee Hooker, Lauren Paolini and Michelle Kocher of Texas, as well as Kanani Danielson from Hawaii. Now, football fans, let’s talk about strength of schedule.
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Notebook: Competition:
Wednesday marked the Cal football team’s first practice preparing for Maryland. Kevin Riley was the clear-cut starter under center, but most areas of the depth chart that were up in the air prior to Tuesday’s day off stayed there.
Competitions at kickoff and fullback are still open. Coach Jeff Tedford said that the team is going to evaluate the kickers for a couple more days by putting them through more game situations. Fullbacks Brian Holley, Will Kapp and John Tyndall could rotate during games or according to game plans, although Tedford said that Holley will most likely start the season opener against the Terrapins.
“They all have a real good feel for the game,” Tedford said of the fullbacks. “They’re all tough guys who give great effort.”
As of right now, the receivers are still in a rotation as well. Tedford and receivers coach Kevin Daft have both said that they feel confident about the entire group, and Daft said that, while the Bears played a rotation of six or seven receivers last year because the team was short on experience and looking for somebody to emerge as a go-to option, this season they might play six or seven because there’s so much experience.
“Very pleased with the progress,” Daft said. “If you’d told me we’d be at this point at the end of last season, I’d take it 10 times out of 10 because I feel like they’ve all gotten so much better.”
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Daily Cal on Isi Sofele:
Everything about Isi Sofele is big.
His family-three brothers and four sisters.
His style of play-fast, fast and faster. On a team that boasts names like Jahvid Best, coaches and players still speak of Sofele’s insane speed.
His numbers in high school are huge too-2,000 yards and 30 rushing touchdowns during his senior year alone.
Everything about Isi Sofele is big. Except for Isi Sofele.
Sofele is the Cal football team’s shortest player, listed at 5-foot-7, and in reality he comes in a bit under that. He looks like someone’s kid brother in pads, and he plays like he’s watched Rudy a hundred times growing up. The image is made more ridiculous by the fact that Sofele spent fall camp working out with the wide receivers. The difference between throwing a ball to Nyan Boateng and Sofele feels like five feet.
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im so excited to see him play
im imagining a play where jahvid and shane line up in the backfield and isi in the slot. double fake handoff to JB and SV and pitch to isi on a sweep for 80 yds!
I am Ted Miller
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Flagged for acrnominizing “Those of whom we do not speak”
"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"
Flagged.
Just…flagged.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that every year we seem to have an exciting young playmaker. When JJ was tearing it up, Marshawn was wowing as the backup. When Marshawn took over Justin tore up the field behind him. With Justin leading the team Jahvid showed amazing talent. Now Jahvid is the man and we have another thrilling youngster ready to burn the field.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
With how much Tedford and Urban talk
I wonder if JT asked him about the “Percy Position” at all, knowing Sofele was coming in to play?
Running a pro-style offense there are obviously fewer opportunities for the kinds of misdirection for which Harvin was used, but if anyone on Cal has that kind of quickness, deceptiveness, and versatility, it would be Sofele no? Someone who has a better grasp of Cal’s fundamental offense than I can make a more informed comment, but if Cal presents any significant spread elements this fall, I’d think Sofele would play a major role in that formation.
Tedford on KNBR in 10 minutes
or was this already mentioned?
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
anyone catch this? Any news?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
yeah that’s what I figured…still it would be cool to have a Jeff Tedford Show on “The Sports Leader” or perhaps 860. Heck, I’d even tune into the wack jobs at 810 to catch his show. Or 560. No wait, I wouldn’t go that far.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
one cool thing
the host kept saying something to the effect of “berkeley is such a great place to watch a game. such a great atmosphere.” He cited going to Ore@Cal some years ago which i assume was 2006
I am Ted Miller
Tedford should be on The Bone.
Make it happen Lamont! Do they still have the Joe Nedney Show? I love that guy.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
maybe they could do Ta-Ta Tuesday’s from Sproul Plaza…just sayin’
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
What Ta Ta’s? At Cal?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
oops
i woke up early today bc i thought i had work at 6. Turns out I did.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
I woke up at 8:30 today, because I thought I had class at noon, and lots of reading. Turns out I have class at noon and more reading than I thought.
The The is above souls.
I woke up at about 715 today, because my body doesnt let me sleep in past that anymore.
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i woke up at 7:25 today, because my body makes me wake up and poop the same time every day with or without an alarm clock.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I just woke up. Just because.
Contact info for tips, inquiries, or if you want to chat: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Try being unemployed. It’s refreshingly easy to sleep ’til 10 on a weekday.
Ahhhh.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Aside from football I absolutely HATED my freshman year. It wasn’t until my sophomore year I began enjoying my time at Cal. In fact actually during my first semester I was this close to transferring out.
Some tips:
1) Office Hours! If your professor offers it, go to it. Even if you only do it once in a semester it’s still valuable. I recommend attending before midterms.
2) Cal is not your HS. Your HS is Cal’s bitch. You better study and study hard. Since almost everything was easy in HS for me, I made the mistake of thinking Cal would be the same. That turned out to be bad.
3) Don’t procrastinate with homework/studying. I never got a hang of this but I was utterly terrible with this during my freshman year to my detriment
4) Ask for help. Seriously, if you’re ever confused or don’t know what to do just ask anyone, be they your professors, GSIs, classmates, etc. It never hurts and it helps more than you can imagine. And on the flip side if you can help someone out do so. Not for karma but rather the simple fact that explaining something to someone else makes you more likely to understand whatever it is you’re explaining.
5) If you can form study groups or work and do your homework with a group. But make sure your group isn’t large. 2-3 work best IMO. Don’t slack off the whole time when you’re with your group.
6) This is not specific to your freshman year but take some classes that are not related to your major. My major was EECS but I took two Psych classes and I don’t regret it one bit. They turned out to really informative (not to mention easy). I also thoroughly enjoyed a class I took on History of California. As an added bonus they satisfy some breadth reqs!
7) If you’re going to skip classes that most freshman take (oh let’s say Math 1A and 1B) and you’re going to jump to a class that is mostly filled with sophomores and juniors (oh lets say Math 53) make sure you’re ready to work your fucking ass off.
8) Always find out how good or shitty your professor is before you commit to taking a class
9) This may not always be possible but try to pick a major you enjoy. Nothing worse than spending all your time studying for something you hate.
10) Your roommates from the dorm maybe cool and all, but they’re not and shouldn’t be your only source of friends. Make friends with as many people from your floor. Leave your door open whenever you’re in there. Get phone numbers from people from class.
11) Get to know some older Cal students. It helps. A lot.
12) Go to football games and yell when we’re on defense but shut up when we’re on offense.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I think its time for an intervention.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Are we going to ask Rishi to seek professional help for his addiction to talking about drinking?
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Talking about drinking is the gateway to actually drinking. Most addictions are psychological. The more he talks about it, the more he will inevitably drink.
Disclaimer: This is the opinion of someone with no professional experience in the medical or psychiatric field.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you at least play someone with professional experience in the medical or psychiatric field on television?
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m in LA, trick. Of course.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they redid versions of that song for every geographical area. Well, maybe not every.
“IM IN JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING, TRICK!”
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“IM IN PODUNK FUCKING IDAHO, TRICK”
yeah?
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I’m_in_Miami_Bitch
There are many alternate versions of the song, usually customized and meant for playing on dance/pop radio stations in each city:
“I’m in the A Trick” (featuring Jermaine Dupri)
“I’m in The Bay Trick”
“I’m in Austin Trick”
“I’m in Boise Trick”
“I’m in Boston Trick”
“I’m in the Burgh Trick”
“I’m in Calgary Trick”
“I’m in Canada Trick” (for stations in rural Canada)
“I’m in Cancun Bitch”
“I’m in Charleston Trick”
“I’m in Chattanooga Trick”
“I’m in Chicago Trick”
“I’m in Cincinnati Trick”
“I’m in Cleveland Trick”
“I’m in Corpus Trick”
“I’m in Dallas Trick”
“I’m in DC Trick”
“I’m in Detroit Trick”
“I’m in Denver Trick”
“I’m in Diego Trick”
“I’m in Edmonton Trick”
“I’m in El Paso Trick”
“I’m in Fort Wayne Trick”
“I’m in Fort Worth Trick”
“I’m in Grand Rapids Trick”
“I’m in Hawaii Trick”
“I’m in H-Town Trick”
“I’m in Harrisburg Trick”
“I’m in the IE Trick”
“I’m rockin’ KDON Trick” (Monterey Bay)
“I’m in Las Vegas Trick”
“I’m in LA Trick”
“I’m in Miami Trick”
“I’m in Milwaukee Trick”
“I’m in Montreal Trick”
“I’m in New Bedford Trick”
“I’m in New Jersey Trick”
“I’m in New Orleans Trick”
“I’m in New York Trick”
“I’m in OKC Trick”
“I’m on Open House Party Trick”"
“I’m in Palm Beach Trick”
“I’m in Philly Trick”
“I’m in Portland Trick”
“I’m in Reno Trick”
“I’m in Richmond Trick”
“I’m in Rochester Trick”
“I’m in Sac Town Trick”
“I’m in Diego Trick”
“I’m in the Bay Trick”
“I’m in Seattle Trick”
“I’m in the Cities Trick”
“I’m in Toronto Trick”
“I’m in Tulsa Trick”
“I’m in Ottawa Trick”
“I’m in Vancouver Trick”
“I’m in The Valley Trick”
“I’m in West Palm Trick”
“I’m in Winnipeg Trick”
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s so lame. What a sellout.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT! HE’S IN WINNIPEG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And……..Reno? Reno, seriously? “IM IN THE OLD FOLKS HOME, TRICK”
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
rec’d
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
13) Friday night is the best night to get drunk!
14) All hangovers are cured by food
In other words, Go Bears!
Definitely Thursdays. A fun thing to do if you’re walking down College Avenue on Thursday nights is “Guess the party theme”.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Friday night becomes the best night when you work.
The best night to get drunk in college is when it’s dark.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
I was in a select group of people who went to Kip’s on consecutive Sunday and Monday nights. The bouncers and bartenders there those nights gave me preferential treatment ever since.
The The is above souls.
I met someone who went to school with all the Kips bouncers…apparently several of them have Cal degrees.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
What did do they do in the Arctic Circle during the summer, then?
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I like this list best so far
I think everyone has some great contributions but RR seemed focused on getting the grades. If you think that employers don’t look at grades and what classes you took… you’re a fool. They do.
I would only add two:
1) You better be looking for an internship by your soph year. By your Jr year you better get a paid internship with name value. This way you can land a great job by the end of Fall semester your Sr. year. Then you can literally have the time of your life during the spring and your graduation will be worry free and could be the happiest day of your life.
2) Don’t go from one long term girlfriend to another. Actively try to stay single sometimes and develop some of your identity on your own. Jumping from one ball and chain to another is what girls do… you shouldn’t.
On a side note: If you intend to do biz or econ. Join the biz, banking and consulting clubs. Yeah, they look like total dicks walking around campus with suits all the time…. but I assure you it helps immensely. You won’t have to go to recruiting events alone and they’ll help prepare you.
But, you’re also a fool if you think that grades and classes you took are the only things employers look at.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it varies by field. I took an internship course my last semester, and on the 2nd day of class the teacher had everyone bring in their resume’s for a group crit. She told everyone to take off their GPA because employers don’t care.
I guess it’s just based on what industry you’re going into. When I was graduating grades were incredibly important. Some of the firms I interviewed with even asked me to submit my HS grades and SAT scores.
It depends on your field. I got my last two jobs entirely due to experience/resume…they couldn’t have cared less about my grades. It seems grades are more important for the science/engineering fields, but I could be wrong.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
You are! It entirely varies company to company.
I got my job due to writing skills, classes taken, and extracurriculars (three out of four people who interviewed me were Cal alums), definitely not due to grades and I had no internship experience (bad choices, basically).
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Communication skillz are essential. My biggest disappointment with Cal is they don’t offer any speech classes. Public speaking is essential, how can they not offer classes.
I think that’s one of the definite benefits of getting really involved in clubs. I know speaking in front of a group is not one of my best abilities, but I was able to work on that over the four years at Cal. I’m still not great, but I know what I should be doing.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, all other things being equal, someone with better social skills/who is better-spoken is always going to have the edge. That is probably as important a benefit from student groups/clubs/etc. as being able to put them on your resume.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
God that class was awful. Still, some engineers really, really needed it.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I had a technophobe for a professor. He didn’t want a cell phone! And he made the class harder than all the other professors’ because he was egotistical.
Still it was interesting and I learned a lot about quantum computing from the research project I was forced into doing.
In other words, Go Bears!
Was he an EECS professor? And a technophobe?
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Most companies in business do a cursory “What’s your GPA?” question during the interview process and it ends there…
Also, I’m going to go against danzig (uh oh) and say that no matter what, you want to show up to recruiting events alone (career fairs, not the presentations). It helps separate you from the group and gives you an individual identity. Meet up with people afterwards, but roam freely during.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Thanks for actually focusing on what I said :p
Agree with the internship thing.
For me I had two internships in college. One was a holdover from my HS days and it was just me designing web apps/sites for a VC firm.
The second was the summer before my junior year and was with a software company.
And then I got a job and graduated :p
In other words, Go Bears!
You better be looking for an internship by your soph year. By your Jr year you better get a paid internship with name value. This way you can land a great job by the end of Fall semester your Sr. year. Then you can literally have the time of your life during the spring and your graduation will be worry free and could be the happiest day of your life.
Flagged for making me feel burned out from just reading this. I guess it depends on your goals, but going through school this way would NOT have been for me.
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So true. I really shouldn’t have contributed to this discussion… everyone’s goals and experiences are so varied… I should’ve kept my comments more general.
danzig, we love to hear your thoughts on everything. Although your thoughts might be different from others, such as NorCalNick, it doesn’t make them any less valid. Believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything!
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Except bringing back ’ol Scruffy, the puppy you loved as a child.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Although your thoughts might be different from others, such as NorCalNick, it doesn’t make them any less valid.
Flagged. So, so flagged.
Nah, Danzig’s advice is perfect if your goal is to have your dream job right out of college. Which is a pretty good goal. Why isn’t that my goal?
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SportingNews.com’s best of the Pac-10 recognizes Cal numerous times.
California OT MIKE TEPPER says: “It’s the moment right after the play starts. The play begins and you execute the blocking assignment, when, all of a sudden, a blur of No. 4 goes flashing right by you. You run down the field following as he makes defenders look absolutely ridiculous. You can do nothing but smile and chuckle.”Arm: Kevin Riley, CaliforniaIn man-to-man coverage: Syd’Quan Thompson, CaliforniaControversy: California QBs: Kevin Riley vs. Brock MansionDefensive line: CaliforniaLinebackers: CaliforniaPlay: Sprint draw to California RB Jahvid Best
Blog: bruinsnation.com
WHAT WHAT WHAT?! I’m going to be sick.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
some of these seem completely random
kicker with the game on the line: Georgio Tavecchio
I am Ted Miller
is there really a QB controversy? i don’t think so. there really hasn’t been one since spring camp.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.. what the fark?
So these guys actually get paid to write about college football? WTF???
The Pac-10’s best …
Bet to become bowl-eligible first: USC
Chance to upset USC: Oregon (October 31, Eugene, Ore.)
Blog: bruinsnation.com
Transfer: Nick Foles, QB, Arizona (from Michigan State)
Hitter: Taylor Mays, S, USC
Pass rusher: Dexter Davis, DE, Arizona State
Blocking back: Stanley Havili, USC
Matchup: Oregon CB Walter Thurmond vs. USC WR Damian Williams (October 31, Eugene, Ore.)
2-minute offense: Oregon
Hands: Chris McGaha, WR, Arizona State
Foot: Kai Forbath, K, UCLA
Arm: Kevin Riley, California
Mind: Jeremiah Masoli, QB, Oregon
Impact freshman: Vontaze Burfict, LB, Arizona State
Bet to be coach-shopping by December: Stanford
Coaching decision: UCLA’s naming redshirt freshman Kevin Prince starting QB
Motivator: Mike Riley, Oregon State
Personality: Jeff Byers, G, USC
Reason to watch this league: To see which lightweight takes down USC
Offensive coordinator: Norm Chow, UCLA
Defensive coordinator: Nick Holt, Washington
Position coach: Chris Ball, Washington State secondary
QB protector: Charles Brown, USC
Overachiever: Toby Gerhart, RB, Stanford
In man-to-man coverage: Syd’Quan Thompson, California
Controversy: California QBs: Kevin Riley vs. Brock Mansion
Intimidator: Brian Price, DT, UCLA
Quote: Jim Harbaugh, Stanford
Offensive line: USC
Defensive line: California
Secondary: USC
Linebackers: California
Bet to be a head coach soon: Sonny Dykes, offensive coordinator, Arizona
Kicker with the game on the line: Giorgio Tavecchio, California
Bet for an upset: Boise State over Oregon (September 3, Boise, Idaho)
Backup QB: Matt Barkley, USC
Between-the-tackles runner: LeGarrette Blount, Oregon
Play: Sprint draw to California RB Jahvid Best
Chance for a turnaround: Jake Locker, QB, Washington
Just to name a few:
Chance to upset USC: Cal has got a better shot than Oregon
Blog: bruinsnation.com??? I can say this objectively… CGB is better.
Blocking back: Stanley Havili??? This is only because he couldn’t think of any other fullbacks… but Havili seriously sucks in pass pro and blocking. That’s why he’s known as a hybrid pass catcher. Stupid category to include this year.
Matchup: Oregon CB Walter Thurmond vs. USC WR Damian Williams… not it’s going to be Syd vs McGaha of AzSt.
Arm: Kevin Riley… I think Kevin’s arm is very strong, but I’d go with Mitch Mustain or Barkley.
Mind: Jeremiah Masoli… fuck that. I assure you Syd is king here.
Impact freshman: Vontaze Burfict… ok, I was going to go with Isi, but I’ll concede this one.
Coaching decision: UCLA’s naming redshirt freshman Kevin Prince starting QB?? WTF.. this the most obvious decision ever. It’s starting Corp.
Motivator: Mike Riley… nope.. it’s Harbaugh
Personality: Jeff Byers… eh.. I’d say Cam Jordan or Mike Tepper
Offensive coordinator: Norm Chow… hahah… there’s been so many moves that he’s the only one that hasn’t moved. Leave this category out this year or just give it to Chip Kelly with an asterisk.
Defensive coordinator: Nick Holt… nope… it’s Bob Gregory… biggest improvement evar.
Position coach: Chris Ball, Washington State??? Fuck that. No doubt it’s Ron Gould. Period.
Overachiever: Toby Gerhart… ok.
Controversy: California QBs: Kevin Riley vs. Brock Mansion?? Seriously, who’s writing this shit?
Secondary: USC?? Close, but everyone knows it’s Cal
Linebackers: California?? Nope. USC.. Chris Gallipo is amazing.
Kicker with the game on the line: Giorgio Tavecchio?? I don’t even know what to say.
….so these guys are real sports writers??
by danzig on Aug 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
can you clarify, because I’m not really sure i understand this category or why you chose Syd:
Mind: Jeremiah Masoli… fuck that. I assure you Syd is king here.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he means who has the best football mind?
When you think about what Syd has to do you’ll see what I mean. He first has to take out the opposing team’s best receiver. But he also is used on corner blitzes and blitz fakes all the time. He has the most sacks out of any corner in the Pac. He also has a huge tackle for loss stat… as a corner! Why, because he decides when a run is going to be called and Gregory allows him to rush the backfield. This is something Gregory only lets Syd do. You’ll notice our safeties will always be looking if syd is going to rush the backfield because they know Hagan and Conte will most likely not release their receiver.
He’s been playing against the Pac so long that he can literally predict what plays are going to be called… so he releases his receiver all the time and plays the run, blitzes etc. People say all the time that Syd has great “instincts”… that just means he knows everyone’s playbooks and tendencies and just plain has a great football mind. Syd vs Masoli. Give me a break.
by danzig on Aug 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Defending Bruins Nation (sort of)
You know, as insufferable as BN is to read for those not already drinking the UCLA Kool-Aid, they actually do some great work over there. Even if you don’t agree with their attitude and outlook, you’d have to admit that they are very, very good at what they do, and their traffic numbers (which, frankly, dwarf CGB every day of the week) reflect this.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Man they banned me for some stupid thing a long while back. Apparently it was a week long ban but I’m still banned!
In other words, Go Bears!
yeah, i'm guessing they forgot about you.
Begone troll. I warned you. One week ban. Or maybe more. Depends on if I give enough of a shit to come back and unban your retarded ass.
I could send ‘em an email if you’d like…
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Rec'd for going through all of these.
Probably. I get the feeling they haven’t watched much football west of the Mississippi.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You have no room to talk. When your frat’s house was burning down, the only thing you guys saved was the piano!
..in the 20s.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not like there was anything else worth saving!
I can definitely think of people who closely resemble each of the Deltas.
my guess:

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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were the one with the bow tie. I need a new hero.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
He has a perfectly good nickname! This is what’s wrong with the youth today, no respect for nicknames.
The The is above souls.
Sorry grandpa.
Man, you would be the worst grandpa ever.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Kroichek on Gould working with Best on how to be a running back, not just a track star.
“When Jahvid makes a cut,” Cal running backs coach Ron Gould said, “he’s making it at full speed.”
Best’s running style took time to evolve. He didn’t play football until he was a freshman at Salesian High in Richmond, and even then he recalled his style as “all instinct” – get the ball and run, oblivious to footwork and blocking schemes and football’s finer points.
Now he’s fully immersed in lessons from Gould, an effervescent coach who has tutored J.J. Arrington, Marshawn Lynch and Justin Forsett in his 12 years at Cal. Gould refined Best’s footwork, taught him the virtues of tempo and showed him how to use his blockers.
Along the way, Best learned to save his speed for the right moment. As one of Gould’s favorite sayings goes, “It’s not speed to the hole, it’s speed through the hole.”
“There are a couple of plays we have to run patiently,” Best said. “As a freshman, I was still kind of in the mode of, ‘Just get the ball and run.’ So I’d miss my hole because I wasn’t being patient. Now I’m at the point where I can control myself and remember my techniques.”
Or, as Gould said, “Each run we have requires different footwork, different tempo, different speed. Jahvid understands if he’s too fast on certain plays, that’s going to screw up the blocking for the offensive line.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Last I checked, neither Tedford nor Gould was “friends” with anyone’s wife in high school.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
"There are a couple of plays we have to run patiently," Best said. "As a freshman, I was still kind of in the mode of, ‘Just get the ball and run.’ So I’d miss my hole because I wasn’t being patient. Now I’m at the point where I can control myself and remember my techniques."
Hooray! This is really making me look forward to this year…
Budget impact @ Cal
Funding from the state, he said, fails to cover about 9,000 of Berkeley’s 35,000 students. Put another way, he said, state funding now covers about 25 percent of the school’s budget, down from about 75 percent in earlier years.
“This is not a stable situation,” he said.
Birgeneau said the school is in the process of laying off several hundred nonfaculty employees, and will reduce faculty positions by 100 through attrition. Employees at all 10 UC campuses will have their pay cut between 4 and 10 percent, depending on income level.
“Everyone is really angry and demoralized because we’re doing more and being paid less,” said one veteran English professor who declined to give his name for fear of reprisal. “And then we’re given a little pious lollipop stuck in our mouth about how Berkeley can still be a great school.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Vittorio Tafer (lol who?) on CFB:
Heisman Odds:
Jahvid Best, RB, Cal, 18-1: Leading returning rusher in country, but 45 yards per game against seven ranked teams in his career.
6 don’t miss games:
Oct. 3 – USC at Cal: Jahvid Best and the Bears need a win to be in any meaningful postseason conversations.13 teams who could win MNC:
12. Cal: Hear us out … great offensive and defensive lines, RB Jahvid Best, great secondary, Cal always plays USC tough and the Bears get the Trojans at home this year. … Suddenly, you’re in your car heading to Reno to get in a 45-1 bet.3 water cooler topics:
2. Can anybody in the Pac-10 dethrone USC? The Trojans have a run of seven Pac-10 titles, BCS bowl games and 11-win seasons. Who can stop them? Recent Sports Illustrated cover boys Oregon? Not even close – the Ducks have a new coach, a new offensive line and a tough schedule. Cal? 15 returning starters, but one of them is QB Kevin Riley.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Vittorio Tafur is a Cal alum and former sports editor of the Daily Cal.
Maybe you knew that and the “lol who?” was intended to convey that knowledge in a subtle way. If so, I missed that subtlety and would stipulate to declaring me Sanchez.
Praise be to Tedford!
no, no…I should be declared sanche.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
On behalf of the guy behind the guy behind the guy, I declare you both SancheZ Key
The The is above souls.

"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"
by JShufelt on Aug 27, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Advice
1. Don’t blow off school.
It may not hurt your job prospects depending on your field (it didn’t me), but it will hurt you when you apply to grad/law/whatever school.
2. Go to office hours
Obviously helps with class, and establishing a relationship with professors is good for recs and so forth later on. Getting to know your GSIs can also be really useful, as they are doing what you may be doing a few years from now.
3. Internships
For most lines of work, internships are a great way to build your resume, learn new skills, and figure out if this is really what you want to be doing.
4. Explore the Bay Area
The Bay Area pretty much has it all – sports, nature, cultural stuff, food, you name it. Don’t spend all of your time in Berkeley, you’ll miss out.
5. Meet new people
You’ll never meet as many or as wide a variety of people again.
6. Do stuff
You’re in college. You have tons of opportunities, very little responsibility, and don’t really have to worry about the consequences of most of your actions. This is your time to try new things, learn new stuff, have fun, and basically do whatever the fuck you want. Make the most of it.
Oregon-Boise St and USC-Ohio St are two critical “must wins” for the conference and Cal in particular. It would suck to beat USC when tOSU already has done that and it would be a kick in the nether regions for Oregon to be significantly worse than the team SI loves.
Could this be the biggest game in Boise since…who knows? I think they are 64-2 on the Smurf Turf since ’99. Ratto made me lol:
And given that the Broncos open at home against Oregon, either the second- or third-best team in the Pac-10 depending on your relationship to Sproul Plaza, you among us can be lured right into the quixotic madness immediately.
That is why Oregon-Boise State is, in many ways, the game of the year for dreamers, provocateurs and Cal fans (who are often all three).
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
It would also suck to lose to USC when tOSU has already done that.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m surprised Ratto knows how to use quixotic in a sentence. Is he trying to be funny? Sarcastic? Why swing a stick when you’re writing from the heart of the hornet’s nest?
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you read Ratto alot? He uses words like that all the time.
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No, I try not to be a bitter person. Reading Ratto makes me bitter.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oregon-Boise St and USC-Ohio St are two critical "must wins" for the conference and Cal in particular.
Okay, fair enough. But I think Cal’s most critical “must wins” in Pac-10 OOC play are:
Cal-Maryland, Cal-Eastern Washington, and Cal-Minnesota
Praise be to Tedford!
I see what you did there, you sneaky devil
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Advice to freshman
work in the lab. You’re free labor and can be rapidly trained to do “research.” Call me.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
When you say “work in the lab” you really mean “get my coffee and babysit” right?
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probably not. The freshman are likely not as “efficient” as the three high-heeled wearing secretaries/baristas.
I was thinking more like “hey we’re low on 1N HCl…how about making us a batch.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
lab not law office, Twist
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rec you a few million times if I could.
As soon as I started working in a lab I came to realize that class work barely covered the scope of actual scientific research. If you’re majoring in a scientific field, I think participation in research, particularly at an institution with a ridiculous number of top 10 programs, is an absolute must.
Join a lab, do bitch work for a short while, move on to actual research, and ask lots of questions. By the time the lab trusts you with actual projects you’ll have become more proficient in your field than most of your fellow students.
i saw this in the DBD late last night
and though rick james was mentioned i cant believe this connection wasn’t made:


I am Ted Miller
haha, yeah that’s great. who is #9 next to Syd? roster shows that’s Eddie Young, but he’s supposed to be at least 3 inches taller and 50lbs heavier on the stat sheet.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe it’s the gravitational pull of Syd’s awesomeness causing the distortion.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
1. Ignore office hours. Who gives a fuck?
2. Don’t do the reading. The class is the same as the reading, generally, so just go to class.
3. Study with groups a lot. Let others do the work for you!
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Helpful tip: Don’t study with anyone who follows Twist’s tips 1, 2, or 3 above.
Praise be to Tedford!
Agreed! Study with the smart people, who do all the shit for you!
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You’re not allowed to give academic advice anymore. You’re going to ruin them. As if being on CGB isn’t doing enough damage already.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
If you’re listening to Twist’s advice, you’re already doomed.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
key study tip
if the prof gives you the ppt slides and all he does is read from ‘em…don’t go to class. Also, go to the “review sessions” which sometimes leads to TAs just going over what will be on the exam so they’ll get the “greatest TA evair” award.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
out of 119 DI teams?!?!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
key "going out" tip
don’t have unprotected sex no matter how hot she is, how horny the two of you are, nor if she says “I’m very pro-choice.” It’s not worth it. Wrap it up. Good talk.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Aug 27, 2009 9:37 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
wow, sounds like someone had a bad experience. unprotected sex feels so great for the 5 mins you’re doing it. the consequences can really fuck you up for years.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
no…I’m just sayin’ the temptation’s always there so bring a jimmy hat or 3. After you see her test results, then you can proceed with alternative forms of BC. I’m a big pull and pray, but I also have a 2-wk old who just whizzed on me while I was giving him a bath.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Aug 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You haven’t lived until you’ve had your first pregnancy scare.
Also, I really wish I’d never lived.
The The is above souls.
haha Passing on lessons learned
Back in the day, I always carried a condom or three and on 2 separate occaisions, one fell out of my pocket while I was half drunk and talking to chicks at a party. Terribly embarassing at the time but in both cases, I scored with one of those girls that night.
Lesson learned…carry condom, have it fall on floor in front of group of girls you are chatting up…score later that night with one of them. Too bad I didn’t make the connection at the time ( I had negative “game” back then- er still, thank god I don’t need it anymore)
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by Fire Starkey on Aug 27, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
i very much agree with this.
party hats all around!
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Aug 27, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
funny SF 49ers article @ deadspin
4. Most overrated city ever? Most overrated city ever. Talk to anyone who lives in San Francisco and they’ll adopt that uniquely arrogant, only-in-California attitude that they live in the most perfect place on fucking Earth. “We go mountain biking! And we only eat locally grown produce! We could ski in the morning and surf in the afternoon if we ever tried!” Fuck right off, San Franciscans. I’ve been to your supposedly flawless little burg. It’s dirty. There are methadone clinics every five feet. You need to wear a fucking sweater there during July. Homeless people litter the streets and shit in the alleyways. And visiting Napa Valley is like visiting a really shrubby desert populated with fucktard wine snobs and rich liberal hedge fund owners. Fuck you, fuck your seafood, and fuck your shitty team.
http://deadspin.com/5346128/why-your-team-sucks-san-francisco-49ers
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
See…I would be more open to criticism of Berkeley/SF/the Bay Area if it was actually accurate. But it never is. It’s always “OMG liberuls hippies homeless organic latte pretentious liberuls!!11” ,which, even if it were true (or coherent) represents just a tiny fraction of what the Bay Area is really about.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
But, to be fair, OMG liberuls hippies homeless organic latte pretentious liberuls!!11
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i particularly liked the "sweater in July "as well as the “And visiting Napa Valley is like visiting a really shrubby desert populated with fucktard wine snobs and rich liberal hedge fund owners. Fuck you, fuck your seafood, and fuck your shitty team” comments.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Even before I clicked on the link, I knew that was Drew Magary
He has one mode. Rage.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Frosh
Lose the letterman’s jacket. Not cool anymore.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 10:13 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Actually, I think this applies to any piece of clothing with your high school’s name or logo on it.
Praise be to Tedford!
I won’t let my wife throw away my summer practice t-shirt from high school football. I never wear it. I just like to have it in the drawer for sentimental reasons.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I foolishly threw out my dirst “UCLA Sucks” front, “Stanfurd Swallows” back t-shirt in law school. HUGE regret, right up there with “didn’t experiment more in college”.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear Frosh,
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SAT SCORE!
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Also,
Nobody really cares that you were a valedictorian of your HS graduating class either. Because at Cal, there’s a good chance that the person you’re telling was also the valedictorian of his/her HS class. So shut up.
Praise be to Tedford!
Tweeting from…..?
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
his phone?
the stadium?
inside your house?
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i guess i meant, is he tweeting from CGB’s twitter site? and the answer, apparently is yes.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be tweeting on the interwebz. Ask The Google how to download tweets from me.
Yes, on the CGB site.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t tweet too much, you might clog the tubes.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear Fresher,
1. Semester abroad! At least once. (of course I never did)
2. Be active, don’t sit in your room and play video games/gchat with friends from hs all day.
3. Attend football games, and make some noise, but don’t become an over-arrogant douche, I’m going to fight opponent’s fan type supporter.
4. An 8-12 hour a week job is a good idea, some extra cash, plus you meet people outside of your major.
Dear Female Fresher,
1. Don’t walk alone late at night, please, use campus security.
1. Soooooo wished I’d have done that. I’d have gone to Prague and fucked around for four months.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
omg too many comments too early in day
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
what happened to developing a new signature?
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Still haven’t thought of a good one.
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
“CGB: too many comments, too early in the day”
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
k see below…what you think?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t sound original, but I still like it.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not original.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT.
California’s commercial for Nevada residents.[Link to YouTube]
From www.californiaisgolden.com [Emphasis not my own]:
California is used to other states tryign to lure its businesses away. But the recent ads placed in California by Nevada are over the top. The attempted humor tones down the nastiness of the ads, but their messages and images are offensive.
This time, California is striking back. Businesses and jobs are not leaving. Assemblyman Jose Solorio (D-Anaheim) is fed up with the proven falsehood that California companies are leaving the state to find cheaper pastures in other areas, and has taken aim at the entity currently propagating that myth – the state of Nevada.
The offending commercial that started this. [Link to YouTube]
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
As the para you quoted says, the myth that taxes = businesses leaving has been repeatedly proven false.
It makes sense if you think about it – in places like California with higher local and state taxes, a lot of those tax dollars are going towards education, which produces educated people that companies want to hire. There’s a reason that Silicon Valley invented the intrawebs, and not Alabama or Wyoming (both of which undoubtedly have lower taxes).
I think it has more to do with Stanford, Cal, the cold war, and the aerospace industry than taxes…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, but the reason that major universities and research institutions tend to be located in certain areas is that those areas are generally more favorably inclined towards using tax revenues to fund education. Similarly, one of the reasons that so much innovation has come out of Silicon Valley is because you have a steady stream of highly educated people coming into the area, at least partially because of the schools. For example, I know that a disproportionate percentage of Silicon Valley companies are started by Indians, and two of the main reasons that so many Indians moved to the area are a)they went to Stanford/Cal or b)they wanted their kids to go to the local schools, which are extremely well-funded and some of the best in the state/country.
This is certainly true of Silicon Valley, but if you take two areas, all things equal, with one having higher business taxes and one with lower, do you really think companies won’t head for the lower tax area?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
All things being equal, I would imagine that they would head for the lower tax area (I have no idea how much cost the logistics of moving would entail).
However, it doesn’t make sense to look at taxes in isolation – those taxes are being spent on something, and that something is normally public services like education which leads to factors beneficial to businesses (such as a more highly educated local population).
It does make sense to look at taxes in isolation. Yes, California will always have amazing companies that depend on pools of talented individuals in industries that need them, which is why the Bay Area will thrive for a long, long time.
But what about the industries that don’t? A warehouse that employs 100 Fresnans with forklifts has very little incentive to stay if Vegas offers them the opportunity for bigger profit margins. Suddenly, unemployment in the CV gets a little higher and a couple more homes are foreclosed…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What could Vegas offer beter than 100 Fresnans????
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a good time…
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
How could a warehouse employ a good time with forklifts??
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How could you NOT have a good time with forklifts?!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
“He tried to kill me with a forklift!”
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
*stands corrected*
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
As a geography major, I have to point out that california is a popular place to live because we have a huge coastline, great weather, and abundant natural resources (gold in them thar hills, oil in so-cal, great agriculture.
That’s one of the reasons why there are so many people here, which helps lead to big, successful schools, innovation, etc.
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Yeah, that’s a good point. The same thing applies to people, though – the NYT recently had an article about the inaccuracy of the “higher income taxes = rich people leaving” theory:
And for the reasons I listed above, people aren’t probably going to be moving in significant numbers. California has high taxes, but that drawback doesn’t weigh more than California’s positives.
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That is not an entirely accurate way of looking at taxes. People have a tendency to think of government purely in terms of the taxes it collects and ignore the services it provides using those tax revenues. Obviously it varies from person to person, but California’s high taxes also equals more services, which means it’s not necessarily a net financial loss for people.
Oh I agree. I just know that many people ignore that part. Course, now that a ton of services were cut…
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Bee Tee Dublin, are you still gainfully employed?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes! I’m posting today because I’m currently in Maryland for a training class and it finished early. So I’m sitting in the crappy rooms we have at the complex with nothing to do.
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Hmmm…go spy on UM.
Then go to their football field, dig up a little piece of turf at the 50 yard line, and render it full of your poop, as an offering.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
1. DO experiment with a lot of different activities early on, but eventually settle on 1-2, focus on those, and cultivate friendships and connections therefrom.
2. DO avoid MCB majors.
3. DO stay up late.
4. DON’T play video games/computer games for more than one hour per day. I am serious when I say this. They turn you into an empty, boring person with no good stories to tell because you spent all your time playing video games.
5. DON’T become a pothead. Despite the reputations as free thinking free spirits, when you actually talk to them potheads are some of the most boring people you will ever meet.
6. DO go to all the Cal football games.
7. DO talk to your professors. This is one area I failed miserably at and regret to this day. Your future is all about what you make of your present, and networking is the way to make the necessary connections.
8. DO live in the dorms for at least two years (this is more commonplace). Dorms are awesome and fun and you’ll never have the chance for this experience again.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I agree with all of those, but want to point out why #7 and #8 are important.
For most grad schools (even some business schools), they ask for recommendations from your professors. Not a TA. Professor. So its really important to cultivate that relationship over time. It’ll help you out tremendously when it comes time to apply to a top grad school. When applicants don’t have recs from a professor, its pretty clear they weren’t assertive or dynamic enough to make the effort. Reflects poorly.
Living in the dorms is important for transfer students too. When I transferred from a junior college, I was tempted to live with an old high school buddy in an apartment. But he told me to live in the dorm my first year. Even though I was a junior transfer, living in the dorm gave me some real friendships and experiences that made my college experience complete. Most of my friends to this day are from the dorms.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
completely agree on the second point. when i transferred i roomed with a hs buddy, and it definitely limited my potential friend base to: his friends, people in my major, and im soccerers (which were pretty much his friends)
Your friend’s friends were instant messaging sorcerers?
I put on my wizard robe and hat.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, I was really disappointed with my second year in the dorms. Unlike my first year, I didn’t meet a single person I’m still in contact with in Unit 3. As a sophomore, I found the 95% freshman population dull and unworthy of my attention (not that they were bad, but that they were doing all the freshman year stuff that I had already done and was totally over). Of course, it certainly helped that between my freshman year friends, the Cal Band, and the Fraternity I joined, I didn’t have room in my life for another group of friends.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Yeah, I think living in the dorms your first year is crucial – second year not so much.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I found the 95% freshman population dull and unworthy of my attention
I didn’t have room in my life for another group of friends
Thank you for making me the second most self-absorbed person in this thread.
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I’ll bet it would have been really awesome if it were, like, 50% freshmen, 50% upperclassmen. Forces the freshmen to grow up a little bit faster, creates more continuity/shared knowledge/traditions. Band was like that. I enjoyed Band.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
In the architecture studios they usually split up the floors (in the giant ugly tower) into two classes. One year the administrators thought it would be a good idea to pair up the sophomores in their first studio ever with the grad students (because they could learn from them). Turned into a giant hatefest, 30 year-olds and 20 year-olds didn’t get along well. Needless to say, they’ve never tried this again.
It was the opposite for me. I have one friend from my freshman year dorm and we just talk on Facebook.
All of my other dorm friends came from my 2nd year.
This may have to do with the fact that the dorm I lived in my frosh year sucked
In other words, Go Bears!
True, but I think you did a 2nd year when it was less common, ie 6? 7? 8? years ago. Now, there’s a ton more housing and also a ton more 2nd year-dorm students whom you will probably have a lot more in common with.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Or join the band… live at TH….
My heart skips a beat every time I hear the band strike up 'Our Sturdy Golden Bear'.
by oskisunbear on Aug 27, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what i did....two years of that...
then an apt down by berkely high away from the crazy telegraph mess.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Aug 27, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Re: #4
I used to be a big PC gamer back in high school.
Freshman year, I was sitting in my dorm, playing Half Life 2. I spent a ton of time on this game – it was a lot of fun (gravity gun!). I got to this level where you have to get through a field of giant mechanical bugs. I played the level ten times, couldn’t beat it, said “SCREW THIS!”, and hung out with my floormates instead. That night, we went to a frat party, my first ever. I didn’t drink, but I enjoyed it enough that I went back to another one a couple weeks later and had a few beers.
And the rest is history.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
It’s been leaked on the internet, but there aren’t any special effects.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Apparently Wolverine’s production code name to keep people from knowing what it was in transport (hah!) was “Blue and Gold”.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
The gravity gun gave new meaning to the expression “when pigs fly”
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I really liked District 9. It appealed to me on many levels and the main character, who some say was annoying, really kept my attention and I felt very empathetic towards him and what happened. And the action was great, it was really easy to know who to cheer for, even though the storyline would have been totally confusing if it hadn’t been done so well. Cheers to Peter Jackson for pulling it off.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
You know in the promos they have a scene where it looks like an alien is being interviewed/interogated? They ask “why are you here?” And he replies “we only want to go home”. Do you remember that in the trailer/promos?
I don’t remember seeing it anywhere in the movie. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think it was in there. How appropriate would it be for that to be a focus of the sequel?
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually didn’t see any trailers for the film.
Man, the sequel will be so sick.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
SPOILER ALERT
If you want to hear the director’s thoughts on the sequel, go here:
http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=8542
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
for anyone wondering why they should see District 9
It has an 89% final rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and, remarkably, a 9.0/10 average vote on imdb, making it the 78th most popular film ever with users.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
RT is usually spot on… but not always. For instance I didn’t like Hurt Locker. But for District 9. I agree.
I’m not going to add spoilers.. .nor will I get anyone’s expectations out of wack. All I want to say is I enjoyed District 9 very much and if any of you are indifferent about what to watch this weekend… I’d say District 9 won’t be the worst decision you’ll make this weekend.

The bottle of Absinthe and curry…yeah that’ll be the worse decision.
by danzig on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
really cool story Hansel
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I just point this out?
They turn you into an empty, boring person with no good stories to tell.
I spent a ton of time on this game – it was a lot of fun (gravity gun!). I got to this level where you have to get through a field of giant mechanical bugs. I played the level ten times, couldn’t beat it, said "SCREW THIS!", and hung out with my floormates instead. That night, we went to a frat party, my first ever. I didn’t drink, but I enjoyed it enough that I went back to another one a couple weeks later and had a few beers.
They turn you into an empty, boring person with no good stories to tell.
They turn you into an empty, boring person with no good stories to tell.
They turn you into an empty, boring person with no good stories to tell.
They turn you into an empty, boring person with no good stories to tell.
They turn you into an empty, boring person with no good stories to tell.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems you’re trying to tell me a story, but I haven’t been bludgeoned over the head with the point enough to get it.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Oh, I saw the whole thing, dude! First, you were like, whoa! And then we were like, WHOA! And then you were like, whoa.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Could be wrong, but I think Spazzy’s trying to say subconsciously he’s an empty, boring person with no stories to tell. And sobbing at his laptop while he does so.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Re #2
I married a Cal MCB major. They’re not ALL bad. They turn into doctors and shit so they get better.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Most of my friends were MCB majors. I need new friends.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so, so sorry.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you saying that? Did you just have sex?
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait,….wait….WHAT?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, the whole “I’m so, so sorry, baby. I’m normally much better than this. I guess I’m just tired.” aka Spazzy Mcgee pillow talk.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant “I’m sorry you’re married, period!”
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant “I’m sorry you’re married, periodexclamation point!”
Corrected
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Your wife’s name is Exclamation Point?
The newspaper announced the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Calumbus and Exclamation Point Bear?
I must find this in print. Quick Elaine, to my archives!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I thoguht Spazzy McGee pillow talk was “Where am I? Who are you? Where are my clothes?? Is that the Rishi Train?? I’ve never seen anything so beautiful!”
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by TwistNHook on Aug 27, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
More Spazzy Pillow Talk
“Nope, that must have been your fault.”
“You’re welcome. You just don’t realize it right now.”
“Wrong ‘whole’ or wrong ‘hole’?”
“Do you have change for a twenty?”
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
More Spazzy Pilllow Talk.
“Goddamn it, I fucking hate China! Also, HolmoePhobe. AMERICA IS THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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by TwistNHook on Aug 27, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
omg recs for all.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey hey hey….you had it right up until the last 2 statements!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
1. Fuck.
2. FUCK!
3. Is 5 AM too late?
4. Fucksticks.
5. Woohoo!
6. 80% success rate!
7. Shit.
8. I made the stupidest decision my second year and opted for a triple. Because it was cheaper. I. Am. Idiot.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We kinda got mentioned in the NYTimes.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay at the bottom-o.
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What does it say about me that I saw that link already, kinda shrugged my shoulders, and didn’t think of it again? Have I lost all reverence for the NYT? Am I getting so conceited about CGB’s success that I just sort of expect these things? Am I actually the most self-absorbed person in this thread?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
(1) Yes.
(2) The writer didn’t mention Bear Insider as a place for Cal fans online. Crazy!
(3) Someone in the comments posted this, and I remembered: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MV3c7VEQxU
(4) Awesome/hilarious/ridiculous:
Tidbit (guest writer’s spot): Today’s guest writer is John, a loyal reader whose correct answer to a quiz in the Arizona State preview earned him the opportunity to write a 100-word preview of his favorite team. His team? California. His foreign languages? A combination of the many languages spoken by the graduate students in his research group at U.C. Davis. Take it away, John:
Getur þetta verið árið sem Cal kemur aftur til Rósa Skálar? Alte Blauen hoffen, dass die 速いランニングバック ジャビッド・ベストと経験豊富な守備 によって率いられている Goldene Bären, могът да доведът феновете на Kал до Pасадена на Hова година. 面對他們的是九個聯會對手, bu rakipler arasında Oregon’da arka arkaya karşılarına çıkacak olan zorlu takımlar ile Berkeley’de mücadele edecekleri ve daha önce yedi defa şampiyon olmuş olan USC de var. ক্যাল এর দলকে ফুটবল সম্মেলনের সর্বশ্রেষ্ঠ করাই অভিজ্ঞ কর্নারব্যাক সিড্ কুয়ান থম্পসন আর তার শক্তিশালী প্রতিরক্ষকদের লক্ষ্য, परंतु एक सफ़ल सत्र जूनियर क्वार्टरबैक केविन राएली की दाहिनी बांह पर निर्भर है | 和他与这个初出茅庐的天才接球团默契配合的本领。!קדימה, דובים
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
CGB: At the bottom of one of a number of great Cal blogs.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
It needs moderation:
Bearinsider sucks hard donkey grapes.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
God, for a second I thought you’d actually posted that.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I did….
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like I’m in the minority here, but I’d advise college freshmen not to drink too much. From a former drunk, I’d say that there are better ways to go through college than perpetually alternating between hungover and drunk.
by sec119 on Aug 27, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I'll agree with this.
There is a time and place for everything. And a lot of people in college overdo it.
Things I did that worked for me
Your results may vary:
1) Take the classes you want to take. Major in whatever the hell most interests you. Don’t give a crap what your parents or anybody else thinks of that decision. You’ll enjoy it more and get better grades when you’re interested.
2) Lots of cool people come to campus and talk. Al Gore, Stephen Hawking, Al Franken, Richard Clarke, and a whole collection of obscure people who are brilliant in their field. Go listen.
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by norcalnick on Aug 27, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Along these lines, I really liked my department seminars. There weren’t a lot of undergrads there, but it is a great way to learn new things for papers/research and impress your professors.
I took a seminar from Walter Alvarez….that guy is awesome.
Walter Alvarez (born 1940) is a professor in the Earth and Planetary Science department at the University of California, Berkeley. He is most widely known for the theory that dinosaurs were killed by an asteroid impact, developed in collaboration with his father, Nobel Prize winning physicist Luis Alvarez.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Distinguish Yourself
Hey kids, you are about to discover that there are many more intelligent people out there than your high school experience revealed. In time you will realize that doing well in your classes and even going on to graduate school still keeps you as one in a pool of many. So… what else do you do? Explore your limits and try to find a way to distinguish yourself creatively, politically, socially, athletically, anything outside of the classroom. You’ll be a better person for it.
Is that a roast duck that he’s about to throw?
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I understand that links are very important to a website's search engine ranking
So I get why people send us (and, presumably, thousands of other sites) requests for link exchanges. But why don’t they bother to do it well? Why don’t they bother to target sites that are likely to link to them?
An actual email the Marshawnthusiasts received today (with the offending site stripped out):
Hi
I surf internet and found your blog
Would You like to exchange links with my blog
http://www.mylamesportssite.com/
If You agree send me your details and add my link please
Best Regards
Corey
Now, I know this guy can write better than this, because the posts on his site (mostly) use complete sentences, with punctuation and everything! What I don’t see, however, are posts about Cal or college football or anything.
Really, things like this make me sad. Why bother emailing us if you aren’t going to try very hard at using words and such? What made you email CGB at all? I don’t want to be elitist or anything, but I’ve seen better emails from spammers trying to sell me Viagra. Why are people content to suck at life?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I should have been more clear. He sent us a real link to his real blog, and I changed the link because I have no desire to point people there, or make fun of it, or whatever. It’s not great, but it’s nowhere near as sad as the email.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
sigh. SBN’s comment software automatically inserted the anchor tags. i would have left them out if i could.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I’m just saying, you could have had it link to some hilarious site.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re going to hate my email asking you guys to link to http://www.endinanitynow.com and http://www.dolphinlove.com.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder if she’s ok with the fact that her face appears on www.dolphinlove.com
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I wonder if AndBears is ok with the fact that you clicked on www.dolphinlove.com.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
is that safe for work? or should i not click on the link until i get home?
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Let he who has never clicked on a link they knew they shouldn’t out of pure curiosity cast the first stone.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
My favorite sermon!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m guessing that means I shouldn’t click on those links while at work.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I made up both of them, but apparently dolphinlove.com is an actual site? It looks like there’s just a placeholder, though.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
those stragglers on the sand better get moving!
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like a Chinese spambot.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, they featured Cal today. Catch it later when all you employed-types get off work.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 27, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This is VERY good news for Cal. Barkley has been inconsistent in Fall camp and looked bad in a recent scrimmage. Also, remember how poorly he played during his senior season in high school. Even if Corp takes over against Ohio State, it’s clear that SC’s offense is in a state of flux in the early portion of the season. There is no excuse this year, none. Time for Cal to take care of business.
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While some people don’t like Colin Cowherd, he said something relevant this morning. If USC starts Barkley over Corp, they have an extremely tough schedule to start the season, and it would be a huge gamble. If they lose 1-2 games before they play Cal, Cowherd thinks they will lose the Cal game because the team’s composure/momentum will be so bad, that changing to Corp for either Ohio State or Cal won’t make a difference.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember, USC doesn’t lose. We have no idea how they will react if they lose a couple early games. Cowherd may be right.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
If I had a choice between USC starting the season 4-0 and Cowherd being right…well…you know…
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
*If I had to choose
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Its similar to how Riley has 3 years of experience even though he’s just a junior. Being around the team during his redshirt year allowed him to adjust to the system to some degree.
I don’t care how talented Barkley is. He’s a true freshman, and hasn’t had the time needed to learn the principles required to win the first half of the season.
Regardless how limited Corp’s experience is, its more than Barkley’s and I wouldn’t be putting a true freshman on the field, even though they play Washington and Washington State among their first 4 games.
Sept. 5, 2009 San Jose St.
Sept. 12, 2009 at Ohio State
Sept. 19, 2009 at Washington
Sept. 26, 2009 Wash. St. TBA
Oct. 3, 2009 at California
Oct. 17, 2009 at Notre Dame
Oct. 24, 2009 Oregon State
Oct. 31, 2009 at Oregon
Nov. 7, 2009 at Arizona State
Nov. 14, 2009 Stanford
Nov. 28, 2009 UCLA
Dec. 5, 2009 Arizona
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus, Barkley is just 12-31 for 166 yards in 2 scrimmages so far. They are relying on their defense to save them much more than Cal did last year.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t we say the same things about Booty and Sanchez, that they weren’t ready to assume the mantle? Then they went out and lost five games in three years.
Keep in mind USC’s O-line is very strong, and most of their skill positions are well stocked.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I flag myself for saying this
But I want USC to go 10-2 this year, with losses to Oregon and Cal. I want Cal to win the Pac-10 when USC is still ranked in the top 15.
Screw that, I want USC to go 12-1 this year with a loss to Cal. I want USC to lose to Cal when both are in the top 5.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
I want Cal to beat USC. After that I don’t really care what USC does.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know
I kind of have an image of the Trojans playing Ok. St or Nebraska in the Holiday Bowl. And that image is a really good one.
I have this image of Cal making the NC, their case partly being made with a victory over an 11-1 USC team with blowout victories over ND and OSU.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Keep in mind, our first 4 games include Maryland, @Minnesota, and @Oregon. Its not like we have a cake walk leading up to game 5.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You people are scaring me
We haven’t even beaten Maryland yet, and you’re already talking about how Matt Barkley will confront Okie State’s front seven on December 30th.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, who else is going to see USC play BYU in the Las Vegas Bowl?
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Venetian seems good enough.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of most of our price ranges I think. How about camping in the desert?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Bellagio brunch, if I recall, is 19 bucks. It’s incredible.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
Why spend $20 on a lame buffet when you can go to the Bellagio cafe and pay $14 for the bestest sandwich/pasta/entree you ever ate?
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Why spend $14 for a lame sandwich/pasta/entree when you can go to Wienershnitzel and get 14 hot dogs covered in what appears to be placenta?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Why spend $14 when you can spend 99 cents on the Jack in the Box 99 cents menu?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why, indeed.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why spend 99 cents on Jack in the Box when you can steal things, for free?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
well I didn't say we had to stay there
Just meet-up in the lobby. Haha.
Also, their dinner buffet is truly unaffordable. $46 when I was there last December. Good thing I had set my budget to “loco.”
I just got an email from the Venetian about their new sports book……..FTW……
from $129:
http://www.venetian.com/Pages.aspx?id=4031&om_u=augocc
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sportsbooks are lame
It’s all about shipping your money overseas to shady Costa Rican offshore accounts.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Then don’t hang out with us and shut the fuck up.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That was an unusually serious retort to a totally nonserious remark!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you fucking fuckball.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry Avi, I didn’t have my tourettes medication with lunch today. it was totes meant as an unusually nonserious retort but it came out more than a little snarky.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought a beignet was a donut from New Orleans that one dunks into chicory coffee. Is ‘green onion’ the new thing in donut flavors?
That said...
In 2007, after the Oregon game, I was already looking up flight prices to New Orleans.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
I have an image of nachos. …Nachos.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a pony for Christmas
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a pony riding a bicycle
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Now THAT’S just ridiculous. Unicorns won’t even exist until they land in 2025. I’ve said too much.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
What if it is already 2025 in the parallel universe and they are building a machine to break into our parallel universe here in 2010?
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
We can steal the machine and use it to go to a parallel universe where there are no parallel universes containing people who are building machines to break into that parallel universe.
All this talk of a parallel universe but I’ve never heard of a tangential or perpendicular universe. Or an orthogonal universe if we’re talking n-space.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck.
FUCK.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions

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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, you guys have complicated wants.
I just want Cal to go to the Rose Bowl.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That means no more football. Football is violent. Football is war.
You don’t want Cal to go to the Rose Bowl!!!
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a sandwich.
…In a couple hours, I’ll get my wish!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been thinking that same thing
No one currently on campus, not even ninth-year senior Josh Pinkard, knows anything other than 10+ wins to finish the regular season. I still think that they can beat Ohio St, but if they get three losses before November, you have to wonder what that will do to their confidence.
Also, I don’t buy the fact that Mitch Mustain, IN HIS THIRD YEAR, has less of a grasp on the offense than Matt Barkley who has only been there for 9 months. Yes, Corp being injured is a big deal, but something else is going on here. Somebody on the inter-tubes was speculating that not using a RS on Barkley was to keep Scroggins happy, but that just doesn’t make any sense.
I mean he originally went to Arkansas so it’s not like this guy is in line for any Nobels.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
True, but you don’t have to discover a quark to play QB for the Trojans.
Furthermore, Mustain’s just been playing better in Fall camp recently. I think Petey’s believing his own press just a little too much. Losing Sanchez has definitely thrown off the win forever plan.
Pete shouldn’t be too concerned about losing Sanchez…..he just declared Barkley his new Sanchez.
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but it’s not like at fall camp Mustain found a Higgs Boson using a particle accelerator and then Carroll’s all like “WHOOO discovered the theory of Dark Matter as it pertains to Heisenberg” and then Bush came back and was like “oh no child oh no you DI INT” and then Leinart broke the lasertron when he stuck his finger in …
…wait what were we talking about?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he’s saying…….FTW

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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Other than Ohio St., USC’s opponents before Cal are SJSU, WSU, and Washington. At worst they’ll be 3-1
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope WSU acquires the moniker of being the Wulff-pack.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s no more of a gamble than starting Corp against San Jose State, having someone take aim at his injured leg, and put him out for the season. And Mustain has never really been able to consistently run the offense at the right speed / accuracy levels.
Is it more of a gamble than all on black?
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Mustain is a good choice if you want to lean on your running game and defense.
And, I dunno, I would rather give a shot to the guy who has started nine games. When was the last time a true freshman QB won a title?
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
SC wasn’t going to win a title this year anyway.
Still, I take your point about Mustain. He was about the only bright point for Arkansas when they hosted SC a few years ago, but he’s just never quite seemed comfortable playing at SC. Perhaps if he had started more… who knows. In any case, the coaching staff generally get it right, I’m not going to light my hair on fire quite yet.
I mean, they’re ranked #4. Clearly, they are in contention for the title…
Starting a true freshman at QB is a clear indicator of that dreaded “R”-word.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
“Restraining Order”??? Is that the R word you so often are referring to?
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This was unusually flat-footed for you.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 28, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
The restraining order comment or my response to Rishi? Also, what does flat-footed mean?
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your response to Rishi. it means you were unable to adequately respond. in athletics, to be flat-footed is often a bad thing; you should be on your toes as you get more launching power that way.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 28, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
In some athletics, perhaps; not in boxing. You’re able to move around more easily if you stay on your toes, but in order to really land a hard punch you should be planting your feet and pushing off.
is often
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 28, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of other examples. Golf or throwing the football require follow through, of course, but staying on your toes for either would be detrimental. I think that probably applies to most throwing/hitting sports. Could be wrong, though.
Brilliant point, and I appreciate you pointing this out. You are an intelligent, well balanced commenter.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, I purposely left the line open so you could slip in and make a joke.
And “Restrainign Order” is the best you could come up with?
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Man Im taking it on the chin left and right here!
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Over-ranked based on last year. As usual. I mean, it’s handy if the team turns out better than expected, don’t get me wrong. But getting the secondary up to speed as well as a first year starter is not a recipe for guaranteed success.
probably the most important college football article of all time
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Jesus god damn why did I click on that.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim roll’d
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by norcalnick on Aug 27, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
A great debate is currently under way, one that only figures to intensify in the months ahead. Just type the right search words into Google, and you’ll find a long string of bloggers and columnists asking some variation of this question: “Is Tim Tebow the greatest college player ever?”
I got this far and immediately stopped reading.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Is Tim Tebow the son of God or God himself?
by CalBandGreat on Aug 27, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
"It happens pretty much a lot of the time. They just say thanks for coming."
"Chris Leak’s a great quarterback. I’m not going to worry about (trying to get playing time). I’m just going to train as hard as I can, and that’s all I can do."
"I’m just another guy starting out."
"We believed as a team."
"He’s a great guy and a good leader, and I’m trying to learn from him."
"I know how important it is. I’ve been working really hard, trying to get better every day. I’m trying to learn as much as possible."
"You just try to be nice to everybody and treat them all the same. Treat them how you would want to be treated."
"It’s exciting, a lot of fun. I enjoyed it. It’s an awesome experience. I just try to work hard and run the offense as good as possible. I had a lot of guys around me who made a lot of good plays to help me out."
"I guess, every now and then."
"There aren’t many guys like him. He’s going to be a good receiver for us. He really makes the quarterback look a lot better than he is. He made me look better on a lot of plays."
"This is a very big day in my life. This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make."
"They needed more of a commitment from me towards them. It was a mutual thing. We’ll still talk to their coaches because they are friends."
"It’s just a very exciting time at the University of Florida. And I want to be part of it."
"It was a magical season."
"I am not better than anyone else just because I play football."
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you forgot the best Tebow quote of all time
“Women are ok, but there’s nothing like the real thing.”
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by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parents’ advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 27, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
Vince Young was the greatest college football player ever? Archie Griffin? Herschel Walker?
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The whole discussion of greatest college football play ever seems silly. Very few players contribute a significant amount their freshman seasons, and anybody good enough to be considered greatest ever will almost certainly leave for the pros before they’re a senior. So we’re left to somehow compare eras, positions and circumstances of typically two seasons as a contributing player.
Dumb. And Mandel of course writes about it.
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The answer is pretty obvious to me
Kirby Freeman. Greatest stat line ever. 1-14, 84 yards, 1 TD, 3 INT.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I would argue that Vince Young wasn’t even greater than Matt Leinart.
If you look at their whole college career and not just that one damn game, I can make this case.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
My first time watching Vince Young was when Texas struggled against Texas A&M. I honestly didn’t get the hype.
"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"
He was a great player who had one phenomenal game.
Watching Matt Leinart play throughout his time was different. He was a phenomenal QB, game-in, game-out.
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I’m inclined to agree with you. But still, respect to Vince Young because painful as the end result was in that championship game, he never gave up and – despite the protestations of Texas alums to the contrary – was the reason they won that game.
What Texas alum would disagree that Vince Young is the reason they won that game?
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There was a recurring theme on Burnt Orange Nation and others in the months after the game saying that people were selling the rest of the team short, that it was an incredibly talented team, and it was unfair and inaccurate to say that the whole reason they won was Vince Young. Etc. And while that may have been a fair-minded attempt to correct hype, it’s besides the point – Texas won by three points against the least effective defense of the Pete Carroll regnum, and I rather doubt that they would have achieved the same result absent their all-conquering quarterback.
I doubt they would have achieved that result if they played again. USC 2005 was the better team.
They got some fortunate breaks and, as I’m sure you know, some bad calls their way.
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And they say dirty liberals are the ones giving comfort and aid to the enemy!
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Really? Vince Young’s knee being down and Bush’s “lateral” (really a forward pass)?
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I’d be willing to bet that Young would have scored on the next play. And while the call on Bush was stupid, so was attempting a lateral / forward pass / anything other than taking the tackle.
I sneezed last night and sprayed regnum everywhere.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 28, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
“Why We All Drink” from Craigslist.
Upon stepping into the office this morning, I had two different people remind me what day it is. “It’s Friday” they spouted, as if they had just unveiled some hidden truth about life— no shit it’s Friday, believe it or not I have a vague understanding of the passing of time, and keep myself moderately aware of what day in the week it is. But thanks anyway, lest I forgot and had the horrible misfortune of thinking it was Thursday. Could you imagine? The horror.
So what does Friday really mean? Why do people feel the need to tell you what day it is? I don’t recall many occasions where an excited employee nudged me w/ a pointy elbow to remind that it was, in fact, Tuesday. “Dude, it’s Tuesday, sweet.” Well, the reason is most of us hate our jobs, and Friday is our welcome respite from the soul shitting grind that is the working week. And what do most of us do on a Friday night? Drink. Self-medicate. Salute ourselves for another listless week by flooding our central nervous system with what is essentially poison. Before you think me some finger pointing parade rainer, please know that I love, love the poison.
….
Look at the date?
Oh wait, I’m not allowed to respond to you anymore.
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True story: this acquaintance of mine had never heard the word “facetious” pronounced out loud so she thought it was pronounced “face-tee-oose.”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And segue. “Seg-yoo.”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I am posting a comment not directed at anyone at all! It happens to be located at this juncture in the comment thread!
Interestingly, when you make these jokes, it works. When Rishi does it, it comes off as whiny.
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He would but he’s busy drinking and having serious conversations about the importance of true friendship with girls.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You make it sound like that’s a bad thing.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No comment.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Things freshmen should do at Cal
Anyone want to add to this list?
A’s Tickets
Every Wednesday night home game, tickets are available for $2 and hot dogs for $1. These cheap tickets tend to sell out, so you probably want to buy them a couple of weeks early. Otherwise, bleacher seats for any game are $10. Transportation is easy—you can take the BART right to Coliseum/Oakland Airport for $4.20 round trip from Downtown Berkeley.
San Francisco Opera
Student rush tickets are available for only $25 from 11 AM the morning of the performance. These tickets are for the best available seats that day, and you can purchase two tickets with one student ID (so you can take a non-student friend). Again, take BART to the Civic Center stop and it’s only a short walk from there. The tickets must be purchased at least 30 minutes prior to the start of the opera.
Cal Football
Come out to see the Cal Bears, ranked in the top 10 of many preseason polls this year! The stadium is an easy walk up Centennial Drive from Etcheverry, and general admission tickets can be purchased the day of the game (in most cases). Unfortunately student tickets are only for sale as season tickets, but you can still enjoy the game from general admission seating. What better way to spend a Saturday afternoon in the fall?
Movies
As you have probably noticed from the multiple theatres downtown, there are a lot of moviegoers in Berkeley. For smaller independent films, the California at Shattuck and Kittredge is your best bet. Otherwise, Shattuck Cinemas and UA Berkeley 7, both located downtown on Shattuck between Allston and Bancroft, cover most of the major releases. These are older theatres with a lot of personality. If you want stadium seating and a good sound system for that big studio blockbuster, head to the AMC Bay Street 16 in Emeryville (sorry, you’ll have to drive to that one). Another fun option within driving distance is the Parkway Speakeasy Theatre in Oakland. This theatre features beer and pizza, and Wednesday night is ‘two for one’ where two tickets are just $5. Be sure to bring your student ID as many of these theatres have a slightly discounted student price. (Note: for renting movies, check out Elephant Pharmacy on Shattuck and Cedar. Each rental is $1 per 24 hours. During peak evenings the selection is not great, so you might have to try back several times if you are looking for one particular movie, but you can’t beat the price! Also take a look at Reel at Shattuck and Carleton, which has movies grouped by actor, director, and an unbelievable number of cult subgenres.)
Rose Garden
For some free entertainment, check out Berkeley’s Rose Garden just up the hill going north on Euclid about a mile. Through the summer, hundreds of varieties of roses are in bloom, making this one of the most pleasant places to take the time away from class to ‘stop and smell the roses.’ This park was built by the WPA in the 1930s and also has views of the Bay. Open dawn until dusk daily, roses are said to peak around Mother’s Day in May.
Berkeley Art Museum and Pacific Film Archive
Bancroft between College and Telegraph, just on the southern edge of campus. This campus art museum is free for all Berkeley students, and the PFA theatre features various films from their collection for just $4 with a Berkeley student ID. Hours, exhibitions, and films vary, so check out the website or just drop by when you’re on the Southside.
Takara Sake
4th Street and Addison. This sake factory features a tasting room and a sake museum. The tasting is free, with Takara products available for purchase at very reasonable prices. The tasting room and museum are open 12 to 6 PM daily.
RSF/Phys Ed Classes
The Recreational Sports Facility (RSF) is Berkeley’s on-campus gym, located on the southwest corner of campus. Student memberships cost only $10 per semester and provide access to gym facilities including exercise machines, racquetball/squash courts, several pools, and a wide array of free drop-in classes ranging from martial arts to yoga, spinning, and hip hop. The RSF also runs intramural sports leagues, for which students put together their own teams (there is a per-team fee, which usually ends up costing around $15-20 per player). In addition, students can sign up for actual classes, 0.5 credits each, from the Physical Education department. These courses, which focus on a single sport, martial art, type of dance, etc., cost about $20 per semester and tend to fill up quickly. Spots for grad students are very limited, so sign up during your first Telebears appointment period.
Dancing
If you want to try something new (or if you’re a big fan of Dancing with the Stars), the Berkeley Ballroom Dancers offer social dance classes for very low prices every Monday and Wednesday night at the Hearst Gym. Traditional ballroom dances are taught, as well as the salsa, merengue, west coast swing, jitterbug, and many more. You can drop in anytime. No experience is necessary, and you don’t need a partner. Prices are $5 for students and $7 for non-students for each class. Discounted multi-class passes are also available.
Karaoke
If you’re more into singing than dancing, check out karaoke night at the Shattuck Down Low (Shattuck and Bancroft). Karaoke is every Tuesday night starting at 8 pm with no cover.
Climbing
There are lots of opportunities for both newbies and experienced climbers in the Bay Area. Indoors, Touchstone Climbing operates several gyms in the Bay Area, including Ironworks on Potter St. (near Ashby and 7th) in Berkeley, which is popular with Berkeley students. Outdoors, there are several well-known spots in the Berkeley hills north of campus. Indian Rock (at Indian Rock and Shattuck) has good bouldering as well as panoramic views of the bay, which are readily accessible to non-climbers via a staircase carved into the stone. Cragmont (960 Regal Road) has several top-rope routes (BYO rope and anchor-setting equipment). Locations for more serious climbers include the Pinnacles, Castle Rock, Sonora Pass, lots of places in and around Tahoe (one nice location is Emerald Bay), and Yosemite.
Local Hiking
Tilden Regional Park, located in the North Berkeley hills and accessible by AC Transit 67, offers a surprisingly extensive set of hiking trails ranging from easy to moderate in difficulty. Several lead to Inspiration Point or other spots with excellent views. Outside of Berkeley, there are plenty of options. Mount Diablo State Park is about 25 miles to the east and has some more challenging trails than Tilden. Muir Woods National Monument, about 25 miles northwest of Berkeley, and the surrounding area in Marin County—Stinson Beach, Mount Tamalpais State Park, etc.—offer a network of trails ranging from easy to difficult. Many wind through forests of giant redwoods, and many have excellent views. Further north, Point Reyes is also worth checking out. To the south, Big Basin State Park and Castle Rock State Park (about 2 hours by car) have substantial systems of trails, including some suitable for multi-day backpacking trips.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
all good ideas
though i believe the Parkway has since gone under. :( and i thought Elephant Pharmacy had as well — is that still there?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Parkway is currently shuttered, the midwest deal that was supposed to save it fell through. Hopefully something else is in the works.
It perfectly satisfied my expectations: campy movies while downing pitchers of beer and gobbling pizza.
beer was overpriced and pizza was awful, couches were dirty.
I loved the concept, the execution failed.
Couldn’t you do that at rags’s house?
Contact info for tips, inquiries, or if you want to chat: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This sounds like a fun DBD
It’s too bad I missed most of it because I’m busy as hell. Argh.
In other words, Go Bears!
Team-Color Bud Cans Leave Colleges Flat
As part of a broader marketing effort, the Bud Light school-colors campaign, also called “Team Pride” in the marketing materials, aims to use “color schemes to connect with fans of legal drinking age in fun ways in select markets across a variety of sports,” says Carol Clark, Anheuser-Busch’s vice president of corporate social responsibility. She also says that the program is voluntary and that roughly half the brand’s wholesalers have chosen to participate.
Many college administrators contend that the promotions near college campuses will contribute to underage and binge drinking and give the impression that the colleges are endorsing the brew. Though some schools aren’t interfering with the promotion, others are demanding that the sales be stopped. With students returning to campuses and the fall football season approaching, the “Fan Cans” are also renewing the debate over the role of beer makers in encouraging college drinking.
I find it vaguely insulting to imply that when I binge drink (or when I drank when I was underage), I was doing so because beverage marketers insinuated that it was the ‘cool’ thing to do.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
exactly
well, not Twist, whose teetotaling ways were hardly an inspiration, but yes, peer pressure etc etc was the driving force.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
The only reason people rushed the field was because the mic man said “Kill the Tree!”.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
If any of you, like myself, canceled your cable a couple months ago, only to decide to add it again with football season coming up, now is an excellent time.
Going through Comcast I got their digital preferred package with DVR for 1 year at only $44.90/month. Not to mention this will knock $12-$13 off of my base internet rate. Such deals may await you too…
whoa…$45/mon for cable AND internet?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish
It should be about $80 a month for both. Though I bet if I was looking to switch providers, I could get something like that, or $60 at maximum.
Ok good because I get both now for about $60/mon. Technically I’m only paying for the internet…someone must’ve hooked up the TV by accident.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
I pay about $60 a month AT for internet and get extremely basic cable, basically the networks, PBS, and WGN. The cable guy, when he was coming to put the filter on the line, said essentially “I’m just going to leave you with basic cable instead of totally shutting it off.”
I actually just signed up for a very similar deal when I tried to cancel my cable. Signing up with this ended up being cheaper total than if I just canceled my cable.
"It’s spelled S-H-U-T-U-P-I-M-S-M-A-R-T-E-R-T-H-A-N-Y-O-U"
Someone on this board works for Kaiser, right?
Can they please explain to me how 4:30pm on a Thursday is not a Normal Business Hour?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
Kaiser
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
If I know Rishi (and I think I do!), then he must’ve been implying that government health care is needed because it would never be closed during normal business hours.
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That’s exactly what I was thinking.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Spazzy, email me at gobearsonthree@gmail.com with your questions
At CGB, we whine because we care
by dballisloose on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
wait…..those were my questions.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in California makes the world go round.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
Vick is 4/4…that means there will be at least 17 articles about him tomorrow on the front page of ESPN. I don’t know if that’s better or worse than Favre.
Cal v SC 2003 replay on. I miss Rodgers and all those WR’s. Alexander was a beast. Some guy named Lupoi started at DE, anyone know what happened to him?
Some guy named Lupoi started at DE, anyone know what happened to him?
Hah, oh you.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

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