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Access plan helps fans navigate during SAHPC construction:
Due to construction of the Student-Athlete High Performance Center adjacent to Memorial Stadium, the University of California Athletic Department has instituted several changes to assist fans with access in and around the facility during football games this fall.
Excavation for the SAHPC, a 142,000-square-foot building that will house offices, locker rooms and other training facilities for 13 intercollegiate sports at Cal, was completed in early August. As a result, several of the gates used by patrons, especially on the west side, have been moved and expanded, while others have been eliminated. In addition, two engineered elevated walkways have been built to help fans enter and exit Memorial Stadium above the construction site.
Because of these modifications, fans are encouraged to arrive early to ensure they are able to be seated prior to the start of games. Gates will open two hours before kickoff.
A three-color diagram of Memorial Stadium has been created to make it easier for fans to find their correct gate. Patrons are requested to enter and exit through the gates that correspond with their section color.
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Chronicle Live to preview Cal:
SAN FRANCISCO – The 2009 Cal Football Preview television show will make its debut on Comcast SportsNet California this Tuesday, August 18 (6 p.m.). The half-hour program is hosted by Damon Andrews and will feature interviews with several members of the Cal football team, including in-depth sessions with head coach Jeff Tedford, Heisman Trophy candidate running back Jahvid Best and first-team preseason All-American cornerback Syd’Quan Thompson. The show will also feature a special segment with offensive tackle Mike Tepper mic’d up.
After its August 18 premiere, the show will be replayed on CSN California on August 20 (6:30 p.m.), August 21 (10:30 p.m.) and August 22 (9:30 p.m.). For additional air dates and times on both CSN California and CSN Bay Area, visit csncalifornia.com. The 2009 Cal Football Preview will also be available on Comcast Digital Cable’s ON DEMAND Channel 1.
Cal is in the midst of its 2009 training camp that continues through August 29 with that day’s practice followed by Fan Appreciation Day at Memorial Stadium from noon-2 p.m. All practices are closed to the public.
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Womens Soccer beats Pacific:
BERKELEY – The California women’s soccer team overpowered its first opponent of 2009 in Pacific, 3-0, in an exhibition game Saturday afternoon at Edwards Stadium. Three different Golden Bears scored in the victory – redshirt junior forward Lisa Kevorkian, senior midfielder Katie Oakes and sophomore forward Katie Benz.
“I think our movement forward, our ability and desire to get forward, was good,” Cal head coach Neil McGuire said. “We didn’t execute in the final third as well as we had hoped. But we certainly created a lot of goal-scoring opportunities, and that’s a good sign for the first game of the year.”
The Bears outshot the Tigers, 17-5, and had 10 shots on goal as compared to UOP’s three. Cal earned seven corner kicks while Pacific had two.
Goalkeepers Gina Pellegrini and Rosie Aguilera split time in goal equally, with Pellegrini making one save in the first 45 minutes and Aguilera with two tops in the second half.
Both Kevorkian and junior forward Alex Morgan had two shots on goal apiece with Morgan pacing the team with four shots.
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Womens Soccer Q+A with Neil McGuire:
BERKELEY – The California women’s soccer team is set to kick off what looks to be a successful 2009 season this Saturday with an exhibition match against Pacific. The Golden Bears return 15 letterwinners and five starters and welcome 10 newcomers. CalBears.com caught up with third-year head coach Neil McGuire to get his thoughts on what to expect from Cal in 2009.
CalBears.com: What kind of differences are you seeing in practice between this year’s team and last year’s squad?
Neil McGuire: It’s somewhat early to tell because we’re only a couple of practices into preseason. I think that we might have better balance in terms of positional depth. Last year, we had to rely on certain players to play lots of minutes in one or two positions, and that was problematic.
CalBears.com: What will help the team be more successful in 2009?
NM: I think that we have to have a clearer understanding that we have to learn to put games away. I think that we had a lot more opportunities to win games last year than we did as a result of inefficiencies in front of the goal and allowing teams to get one or two clear chances that could help them win. We had a lot of good opportunities to win games last year that we just gave away.
CalBears.com: Three of the first four teams that the Bears face went to the NCAA Tournament – can you speak to your nonconference schedule this season?
NM: I think anytime you can prepare for your conference games with opponents that are similar to the ones you’ll face in your conference, that is only a good thing. There’s no question that Portland, Santa Clara, Texas and Texas A&M and other games that we have are going to challenge us. We’re going to see what we have to work on. I think it’s going to be a very stiff test early. But I’m very, very excited about it. In Portland, Texas, Santa Clara and A&M, you’re facing teams that are perennial top-10 opponents. Obviously, if you parlay that into a comparison between them and the Pac-10 teams, any number of them – UCLA, USC, Washington, Washington State, Arizona State has developed tremendously. Everyone has. There were no easy games last year. And there will be no easy games this year.
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Field Hockey loses to Pacific:
BERKELEY – The California Field Hockey team was defeated by Pacific, 2-1, in a preseason match in Stockton on Sunday. Sophomore defender Erin Magill recorded the lone goal for the Golden Bears in the 13th minute.
“It was a good opportunity to play our freshmen and get them some experience,” head coach Shellie Onstead said. "Our freshmen are all playing well. They were all out together at one point today. They did a nice job.
“We got a chance to work on some new potentials structures, so I accomplished what I wanted to for a scrimmage.”
Magill scored off of a penalty corner at 12:25. Junior midfielder Lisa Lohre and sophomore midfielder Jessica Kreck earned the assists. The Bears would hold on to that lead heading into halftime, but the Tigers notched two unassisted scores shortly after the intermission to take the lead for good.
In the 41st minute, Lisa Muhl evened the game at one. She scored off of a broken corner play, finishing to back post. A few minutes later, Kiddy Leubane tallied the game-winning goal. Leubane knocked in a loose ball off of a deflected pass at 44:53.
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3 mens gymnasts named to US Senior National Team:
DALLAS – Three Golden Bears were named to the men’s gymnastics U.S. senior national team at the U.S Championships on Friday. Four-year letterwinner Tim McNeill, junior Kyle Bunthuwong and sophomore Glen Ishino all made the team.
For complete all-around results, please click here. For complete event results, please click here.
“The University of California had probably its finest day ever,” Cal head coach Barry Weiner said. “It was a great night and I’m both proud of our guys and thrilled with their performance.”
McNeill, who won a program-best five individual NCAA championships in his four years at Cal, finished second in the all-around competition with a 178.500. McNeill won parallel bars with a two-day total of 30.500, which was the first Cal U.S. national champion on the even since Trent Wells won it in 2000.
Additionally, McNeill was named to the team that will make the trip to London for the 2009 World Gymnastics Championships from Oct. 13-19.
Kyle Bunthuwong took fourth all-around (177.750) and Ishino was sixth overall (175.950).
McNeill took third, Ishino tied for fourth and Kyle Bunthuwong was sixth on pommel horse. Kyle Bunthuwong was fourth on parallel bars.
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Cal football has 2 a day practice:
BERKELEY – The California football squad went through its first two-a-day session of 2009 training camp on Saturday at Memorial Stadium. The team’s morning session was conducted in full pads with the early evening session held in helmets and shorts for the first time since last Saturday.
Cal returns to a single session on Sunday and continues 2009 training camp through August 29 with that day’s practice followed by Fan Appreciation Day at Memorial Stadium from 12:00 – 2:00 pm, PT. All practices are closed to the public.
The Bears begin their 2009 campaign with a nationally televised ESPN2 contest against Maryland at Memorial Stadium on Saturday, September 5 (7:00 p.m., PT). Cal fans are encouraged to participate in a Blue Out in the season-opener. The best way to show your support is to pick up the Cal 2009 Football Official Game Day Tee. For more information, visit CalBears.com/Blueout.
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Best continues to rack up pre-season honors:
BERKELEY – California junior running back Jahvid Best continued to rack up 2009 preseason honors on Friday when he was selected to a 2009 Preseason All-American team selected by Ivan Maisel of ESPN.com and was also named to the watch list for the Maxwell Award, which is given annually to the national player of the year.
Two days earlier, Best was listed fourth in an ESPN.com poll of Heisman hopefuls and panel member Bruce Feldman called him “the most exciting player in college football” in an explanation of his picks. Best has also moved up one spot into fourth place since a fifth-place showing Wednesday on the “Rank `Em: Heisman Watch 2009” that allows website visitors to select their 2009 Heisman picks. (Vote for Jahvid here).
Best is the country’s leading returning rusher after averaging 131.67 yards per game last year when he ran for 1,580 yards to record the second-highest single-season total ever at Cal. His 8.1 yards per carry in 2008 set a new single-season school record while his 15 rushing touchdowns tied the Bears’ single-season mark. Best was a first-team All-Pac-10 selection as a running back in 2008 after earning the same honor on special teams as a true freshman the previous campaign.
Best and his Cal teammates are currently in the midst of the team’s 2009 training camp that continues through August 29 with the day’s final practice followed by Fan Appreciation Day at Memorial Stadium from 12:00 – 2:00 pm, PT. All practices are closed to the public.
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Womens VBall picked 2nd in Pac10 poll:
WALNUT CREEK, Calif. – The California volleyball team was selected to finish second in a 2009 preseason poll of the Pacific-10 Conference head coaches. The Golden Bears were one of two teams to receive first-place votes taking the top spot on one of the ten ballots. Washington was voted the favorite to win the Pac-10 by receiving the other nine first-place votes while three-time defending Pac-10 Champion Stanford was picked third. Coaches were not allowed to rank their own teams.
Cal picked up 80 points in the poll after setting a program best with a 13-5 record in conference play last season. In 2008, the Bears finished third in the Pac-10 and were one of three Pac-10 teams to advance to the NCAA Regional Final where they fell to eventual national champion Penn State.
The Huskies tallied 90 points and claimed nine first-place votes. Washington is coming off a season in which it finished second in the Pac-10 with 15-3 record; 27-5 overall. Eleven-time and three-time defending Pac-10 Champion Stanford earned 74 points to take third in the poll. The Cardinal won the Conference title last season with a 17-1 record and posted a 31-4 overall mark.
UCLA picked up 62 points for fourth place just ahead of USC with 60 points for fifth place. Oregon got 48 points for sixth, while Arizona garnered 42 points for seventh. Arizona State received 34 points for eighth and barely edged out Oregon State which finished with 31 points. Washington State was 10th in the poll with 19 points.
Cal returns two All-Americans from a year ago including two-time selection senior outside hitter Hana Cutura. Junior setter Carli Lloyd received second-team All-America honors and All-Pac-10 recognition a year ago. The Bears also bring back plenty of firepower via starting senior middle hitter Mindi Wiley and two 2008 Pac-10 All-Freshman selections in sophomores Tarah Murrey and Shannon Hawari.
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Burl Toler, father and grandfather of Cal players, has passed away:
Burl Toler Sr., the first African-American official in NFL history and a star on USF’s 1951 undefeated team, died Sunday in San Francisco. He was 81.
Toler, an NFL official for 24 years after a knee injury ended a promising pro career, played linebacker on USF’s 9-0 team in 1951 that also featured Hall of Famers Ollie Matson, Bob St. Clair and Gino Marchetti.
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Constanzo working to obtain playing time:
The first time defensive lineman Mike Costanzo put on full pads at Cal, he severely tore up his right knee, wiping out his freshman season before it began. He’s been playing catch-up ever since.
Although Costanzo has successfully rehabbed his knee, he’s still trying to resurrect his football career. Now entering his fourth season in Berkeley, the former prep All-American from Monte Vista High in Danville has registered just three tackles in 10 games during his career.
Costanzo enters his redshirt junior season buried on the depth chart at nose tackle. He’s been taking some reps at strong side defensive end during training camp to try to make himself more versatile, but he doesn’t appear to be in the mix for significant playing time anytime soon.
“He’s doing as well as he can do,” Cal defensive coordinator Bob Gregory said. “We have a lot of good defensive linemen. I think he’s played as well as he’s ever played this fall camp, but we have some pretty good players.”
Big things were expected from Costanzo when he arrived in Berkeley in 2006. He was considered one of the top defensive linemen in the country by multiple recruiting services and joined a program that needed some help up front.
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Tavita Pritchard takes demotion OK:
Tavita Pritchard would be excused if he felt like another outcast American worker who has been asked to train his replacement.
For the past year, Stanford’s fifth-year senior quarterback has groomed Andrew Luck, the starter for the season opener Sept. 5 at Washington State. Pritchard, who has started 19 games for the Cardinal, shows no sign of animosity over his backup role.
“That’s just not the focus right now,” he said Friday. “There’s a long way to go. I’ve learned to compartmentalize a little bit. The biggest thing is just focus on training camp and not worry about the things you can’t take care of.”
If the Cardinal is to break through in coach Jim Harbaugh’s third season, Pritchard will have an impact even if he is not calling signals behind center. As one of the team’s most influential players, Prtichard has the respect of the Stanford locker room.
“Quarterbackwise, I’m real confident with both,” receiver Ryan Whalen said of Pritchard and Luck, a redshirt freshman who hasn’t taken a college snap.
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Clearly stanfurd needs more tight ends as a result
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Article on overarching view of fall camp so far:
Skylar Curran sat comfortably at 89 percent going into Sunday’s practice. Tad Smith was at 80 percent on Saturday, but hey, he’s working his way back up from a rough first day.
The percentages are part of Cal tight ends coach Pete Alamar’s newest fall camp wrinkle: nightly report cards. Every day, Alamar’s staff keeps track of every ball thrown to a tight end during a team period or a full-speed group drill and whether it’s dropped or caught. They tally it up in a straight percentage — catches over opportunities — and then, every night, each tight end has a brand new Excel spreadsheet waiting for him with both his score for the day and a camp-to-date number. Ninety percent is the minimum acceptable goal. Ninety-five is exceptional.
The charting — which also counts “loafs,” or plays on which a tight end gives less than maximum effort — is part of Alamar’s plan to improve the consistency of a group that returns several veterans but little game experience after 2008 starter Cameron Morrah decided to forgo his senior season and declare for the NFL draft. The “objective feedback” of the spreadsheet, he says, is a nice complement to the coaching that players receive coming off the field after a play.
“You have immediate feedback on the field, but then you come in at night and know, OK, here’s what I did for the day,” says Alamar. "Sometimes maybe I didn’t do as well as I thought I did, and sometimes maybe I did better than I thought I did. There’s motivation there.
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Fall Camp Notebook: Day 10:
The Cal football team continued Sunday to ratchet up the realism of its situational drills in preparation for its first scrimmage of fall camp on Tuesday.
Coach Jeff Tedford brought officials out for the second day in a row and the Bears finished their 11th practice in 10 days with three situational team sequences: one with the offense starting on its own 33-yard line, one at the goal line and a two-minute (in this case 90-second) drill with the offense starting from its own 40. Quarterback Kevin Riley ran with the first-team offense in all three drills — as he has done for the majority of fall camp — while Brock Mansion quarterbacked the second team.
Mansion had a good practice highlighted by a nearly flawless touchdown drive on the final sequence — getting some help from a 15-yard defensive penalty on a third down. The sophomore completed all six of his passes on the drive, including two to redshirt freshman receiver Ross Bostock and two to tight end Skylar Curran, and capped it with a sharp touchdown pass on a slant to tight end Tad Smith.
Mansion was on point during the earlier sequences and 7-on-7’s as well. He threw consecutive touchdown passes to Curran and Jeremy Ross during skeleton offense and made possibly his best throw during the goal line exercise. He put a ball right in the crook of tight end Jarrett Sparks’ right arm for a touchdown from about five yards out as Sparks was fighting off a linebacker with his left arm.
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Tedford said after practice that the naming of a starting quarterback could happen “anytime” and not necessarily as late as the Wednesday a week and a half before the Maryland game — the date by which he has said the depth chart will likely be finalized for the season opener. Tedford also said that Tuesday’s scrimmage will not have a “great deal” of influence over his decision.
Sweeeeeet. I wasn’t one of the guys who freaked out when Tedford didn’t name Riley as starter going into camp, but I’m glad to see Riley getting his due well in advance of opening day.
Press Room Banter:
It’s been fifty years since Cal last played in a Rose Bowl-one which ended in a 38-12 drubbing from Iowa.
As for the last time it won the Granddaddy of Them All? Tack another 20 years onto that already embarrassing five-decade drought.
Since then, Cal has had its share of heartbreak, enough to knock any fickle fans off the rickety bandwagon.
But with football season looming once again, the light is shimmering at the end of the proverbial tunnel-and with Cal just outside the top-10 in most preseason polls, it’s shimmering brighter than ever.
Jahvid Best has an outside shot at cracking the Heisman Holy Trinity of Tim Tebow, Sam Bradford and Colt McCoy. The defense returns a preseason All-American in cornerback Syd’Quan Thompson. A more seasoned Kevin Riley will hopefully secure the starting quarterback job, bolstering the passing game with a deeper receiving corps.
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Fall Camp Notebook: Day Nine:
People walking by Memorial Stadium on Saturday morning kept stopping to peer inside because, for all the world, it sounded like football season had started. In the quiet of Strawberry Canyon, Memorial was alive was blaring crowd noise, referees’ whistles and, occasionally, the hard plastic thud of pads.
In the morning session of the Cal football team’s double day, the Bears spent a good chunk of their two hours on the field doing situational 11-on-11’s. Unlike a scrimmage, the ball was placed at strategic locations and the first, second, third and fourth strings battled it out in each scenario under the watchful eye of a team of referees and with the added challenge of recorded crowd noise.
“There’s obviously some things that were learned,” coach Jeff Tedford said. “As much as we can, (we) put them out there on their own and get them used to that. It’s as simple as backers manipulating the umpire in there, receivers communicating with the linemen, so on and so forth.”
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Fall Camp Notebook: Day Eight:
The red jerseys were out in numbers Friday afternoon as the Cal football team began week two of fall camp with a few starters battling injuries.
Cornerback Darian Hagan, linebacker Mychal Kendricks and receiver Nyan Boateng all sat out their second consecutive practice. Hagan has a sore knee, while Kendricks and Boateng are both recovering from concussions. They were joined on the sideline Friday by Chris Conte, who coach Jeff Tedford said has a “little pulled muscle,” and safety Sean Cattouse, who has a pulled hamstring.
After not participating in most of the team and group drills yesterday, Jahvid Best ran through a normal first half of practice and sat out the majority of the second half, including a red-zone team drill and a kickoff return session.Tedford said that Best is “a little sore,” and the rest is to “let his aches calm down a little bit,” although Best looked as explosive as ever on one play during early team sessions, taking ahandoff right and slipping into the second level of defenders through a virtually nonexistent gap.
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This just in, a fist-fight is in process in downtown Springfield. Initial reports indicate, and these are preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Stegosaurus was mad he was released from the team for giving Quinn Tedford a concussion after hitting him with his tail.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t feel too bad, Jack Clack has offerred Stegosaurus a spot on the rugby team.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions

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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just Ma’a Nonu….the others appear to be various other forms of dinosaurs.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
This sounds like a great idea for a DBD…which kind of dinosaur is each Cal player?
Alex Mack is clearly a triceratops…Syd is a deinonychus…
In that pic of Ma’a Nonu, doesn’t it look like Syd running behind him? Hmmm, Syd moonlighting as an All Black?
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Nyan, Riley and Syd’Quan discuss life and football.
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Dancing With the Stars lineup revealed
With a familiar name for Bear fans:
hopefuls include entertainer Donny Osmond; singers Mya, Macy Gray and Aaron Carter; actors Melissa Joan Hart, Debi Mazar and Ashley Hamilton (son of George); models Joanna Krupa and Kathy Ireland; reality stars Kelly Osbourne and Mark Dacascos (“the Chairman” on Food Network’s “Iron Chef America”); mixed martial artist Chuck Liddell; professional snowboarder Louie Vito; Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin; former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin and the 62-year-old former congressman from Texas.
hhaha, we are gonna have to get videos of her dancing and stuff like that!
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I sure hope so
cause there’s no way I’m going to actually watch that show…
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving
Former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay will join 15 celebrities from the worlds of entertainment and sports in kicking up their heels on the new season of "Dancing With the Stars.
W. T. F.
Mark Dacascos is actually a very accomplished martial artist and seems pretty graceful. I’d put my money on him to reach the semi-finals at least, along with Kathy Ireland, Aaron Carter, and Natalie.
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Nice pic of Best from ESPN
I like this pic because he’s got the “Cal” on the football turned out and exposed, nice angle

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Will Kapp story from Sunday
Lock up your ladies.
“It’s a unique feeling,” Joe Kapp said. “You want to stay removed and let the man play his own game. And yet obviously you care. I have the same feeling for the Bears that every alum has for the Bears. It’s personal.”
Joe Kapp, removed from the public arena for more than two decades, seemed uncomfortable about his role in his son’s story. That’s understandable, but Will Kapp was less reluctant to embrace the family history he brings to Cal football.
“It’s awesome coming from that background, that legacy,” Will Kapp said. “But I’m doing my own thing. I didn’t decide to come here because my dad played and coached here. I came here because I grew up here.”
Will Kapp grew up in Los Gatos, but he began attending Cal football games soon after he began walking. He remembers watching Deltha O’Neal, who started his Cal career when Will was 8. After one recent practice, he pointed to Section CC, where he sat when the Bears beat USC in triple overtime in 2003.
It’s also worth noting the way Will Kapp offered these nostalgic tidbits – in a soft voice, with little of the bluster and intensity Joe still shows at age 70. Will Kapp chuckled as he spoke of Joe, ever active, throwing the football at the beach in Capitola earlier this month.
But father and son are strikingly different in many ways. Will shares just as many personality traits with his mother, Jennifer.
“I’m a lot more laid back than my dad, less gung ho,” Will said. “When I step on the field, I’m like him. But I’m a little quieter and less in-your-face off the field.”
Joe Kapp’s brash style was especially memorable because he played quarterback. Will was born long after Joe’s playing career ended, but he watched countless tapes of his dad powering downfield, mostly for the Minnesota Vikings.
Will smiled as he recalled one touchdown against the 49ers, when a linebacker decked Joe as he crossed the goal line. He lay motionless on the ground for nearly 10 seconds, then popped up, ran off the field and didn’t miss a series. Another time against the Browns, Joe planted his knee into an opposing linebacker’s chin, knocking out the guy.
“He was cutthroat,” Will said. “I’m trying to be cutthroat out there, too.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
How is the babby?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
:)
He’s doing well (5 lbs, 13 oz) and seems attentive. He only gets up twice in the night.
One thing that changed is that I can no longer keep the house batcave-esque as the baby needs to be kept toasty. We had the thermostat set at 74 and the heater came on last night!
I went back to work (just for today) and it’s tough. I’m going home at 3:30.
I bought a toy Caterpillar backhoe at Costco even though the wife said no.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Is 5lbs 13oz small? And be careful…your wife might retaliate by bringing home ballet shoes for him.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
he is a bit small but he came out 11 days early so I think that puts him in the normal range.
We’re hoping he’ll play football and baseball and perhaps be one of those awkward 18 y/o boy scouts.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Awkward 18 year old Boy Scouts don’t play sports by definition. Unless you consider knitting and arts and crafts to be sports.
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
And did you name him any of the following:
Daniel
Nyan
Boateng
Yokanes
Jeff
Marshawn
Covaughn
Twist
Jahvid
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
any or ALL of them
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
think more legendary cal figures.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Spazzy Mcgee?!???!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought those WERE all legendary cal figures…..don’t tell me you named him NATE or OSKI?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
you named your son ‘Brick’? awesome!!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oski? Please say it is Oski
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Hans Brock Mansion IV Carp?
Nate Longshore Carp?
Joe Ayoob Carp?
The Play Carp?
SAHPC Carp?
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by Berkelium97 on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Memorial Stadium Carp?
Cannon Carp?
Blondies Carp?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Knowing Carp, itd be more like Hot NSFW Blondes Carp.
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Not Safe For Work Carp hahaha
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Wheeler?
YOU DID NOT NAME YOUR SON PAPPY.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Pappy Nathaniel Oski Carpson
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
haha…no…he’s still an active coach.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Tosh Carpson?
Linus Pauling?
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
oh and tosh may or may not have banged my wife in hs.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I don’t think you want confirmation on that one
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
he was, reportedly, “a very close guy friend.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
It appears you have no choice but to challenge Tosh to hand-to-hand combat.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
he’s an active legendary coach and it’s not necessarily football.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
[Jack] Clark [Jeff] Kent Carp
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
What’s good about the name Jack is that if the child comes out and all the sonograms were wrong and its a girl, she can just be Jackina Carp. Or Jacka Carp. Or something like that.
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we actually liked Jackie (for a girl) better than Jack
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I don’t think carp wants his daughter to be named Jack in a Carp.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
ding ding ding
Jack William Carp
After 3 grandpas and 1 legendary rugby coach at the greatest [public] university in the land!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
HOW COULD YOU NOT MAKE HIS NAME KENT AFTER JEFF KENT?!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
*MIDDLE NAME JEFF
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
*MIDDLE NAME KENT
WHY AM I SHOUTING
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Because rollonu hacked into your SBN Account brought to you by true.com?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I don’t understand. Can you explain more in depth please?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
hey who killed rollonu anyways? Did he go back to school and stop surfing the net via his iphone?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Shh…don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I killed rollonu.
He’s dead.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he’s on vacation.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So you think.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Kent hates the Bay Area now (“You people in the Bay Area man…”)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Is there anything Kent doesn’t hate? The guy even said he doesn’t like baseball.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He likes doing wheelies on his motorcycle washing his truck.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Aug 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
2 grandpas on my wife’s side (Jack & William) and 1 grandpa on my side (William).
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Why not William Jack William then?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I see.
Yknow what is odd is that when I married my wife we had a total of 1 living grandparent out of a potential of 8. That seems low to me. I guess you are more lucky.
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Sound's like a great movie
Too Many Grandpas!
“Hurry, Grandpa! Grandpa’s gaining on us!”
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn’t it grandmas, though, really. And who is the actress? Bo something or other, I forget.
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Bo Derek
starring with Olympia Dukakis in Too Many Grandmas
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Jay Dub Cee
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Jack Walnut Creek
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
My son is named Jackson Ryan Fire Starkey. The wife and I both agreed on Jack but couldn’t decide on a middle name. She didn’t like James (for my best friend) because JJ was inevitable in Texas. I strenuously objected to Ryan. That’s her brothers middle name but I eventually caved with the “Fine, you want him to have Ryan as a middle name, you got it. But if he grows up to be a disinterested, argumentative loser like your brother, you’ve got no one to blame except yourself” parting shot.
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by Fire Starkey on Aug 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s named ‘Jack Ryan’? Seriously? Like the Tom Clancy novel character?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Ha! I never made that connection. Honestly the only time the Ryan gets used is when he’s in big trouble.
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by Fire Starkey on Aug 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope it is this and not Bozeman Carp. Bozeman is active and quite “legendary”
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
MELVIN CALVIN CARPENTER!?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
CITRIS Carpenter?
Dumpster Muffin Carpenter?
Zachary RunningCarp?
Tan Kah Kee Carp?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Smoot Carpenter?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Sandy Carp?
Bak Bak Carp?
Max Zhang Carp?
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by Berkelium97 on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Saying you’re more laid back than Joe Kapp is like saying you’re more organized than the Stanfurd band.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Coach Jeff Tedford summed up his new group as “excellent. I feel great about the linebackers. People think we’re inexperienced there. A lot of those guys played last year.”
Sophomore D.J. Holt, for example, is fighting for an inside spot and looked sharp Friday. In the span of a few snaps during an 11-on-11 drill, he stuffed a running play and intercepted a Kevin Riley pass.
Sophomore Mychal Kendricks looks like the other inside starter at this point, while the biggest battle is shaping up on the weak-side outside spot, which Follett vacated. Senior Devin Bishop, freshman Chris Little and junior college transfers Ryan Davis and Jarred Price are in the hunt, although Bishop may play on the inside as well.
“It might be certain guys on certain downs,” defensive coordinator Bob Gregory said. “We’ve got to put guys in the right positions and give them the right things to do.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Looks like Best has a sore toe
Damn them toes. First it was DJax’s that cost us the Rose Bowl and now Best is worrying us all.
In other words, Go Bears!
And didn’t Michael Calvin’s issues last year also start with a sore toe?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
“turf toe” its called? I’m not sure its an injury limited to just artificial turf. Having run around and practiced plays on Memorial’s turf, its pretty forgiving.
I thought that Best’s toe issues were blisters, per an earlier report? And not anything mechanical.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Correct me if I’m wrong, but turf toe is significantly worse than just a sore toe.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Is it anything like camel toe?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s a sprain…not sure if that’s different from “sore toe”…
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
http://orthopedics.about.com/cs/toeproblems/a/toeproblems_5.htm
Turf Toe involves an actual tear… it’s not just a sprain.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Kinda like a half-joke
As hard as I tried, I don’t really have a punchline to that.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps you could have selected somebody known for reporting on vague rumors and used that person. I can’t think of anybody off the top of my head, unfortunately.
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It’s prolly best to just end the whole thing here.
Fail.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Epic phail.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was funny. But according to the Daily Cal, it looked like Yarnway had the biggest case of turf tow yesterday.
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by Berkelium97 on Aug 17, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, great write up. Thanks for posting that!
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I can’t find the quote by D. Sanders, but something to the effect of it feeling like a hammer constantly hitting your toe.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
Nonetheless I thought Best simply had blisters and not a more serious injury.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree. I don’t think he has turf toe.
Turf Toe ended Sanders’ career and significantly slowed down LT last year.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
From what I remember of one of Sanders’ ill-fated broadcasts, he said turf toe was like someone hitting your toe with a hammer repeatedly…and then driving over it with a Mack truck.
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
22. Kevin Moen — California defensive back, 1979-82
Hated by: Stanford
Claim to Infamy: Alpha and Omega of “The Play.” Began and ended the preposterous, five-lateral kickoff return on the final play that lifted the Golden Bears past archrival Stanford 25-20. For posterity’s sake, the lateral sequence went Moen to Richard Rodgers to Dwight Garner to Rodgers to Mariet Ford to Moen to the end zone, whereupon the celebrating Moen famously trampled trespassing Stanford trombonist Gary Tyrrell, bending his horn and breaking the Cardinal’s collective heart. Probably the most famous play in college football history.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ted Miller has you covered
Mack Brown is Cal’s recent villian and Tyrone Willingham is the all-time villain.
Current villain: Mack Brown. The Texas coach vociferously — and with little justification — lobbied to be promoted in the national polls past California so the Longhorns could earn a BCS bowl berth. A number of voters listened, changed their voting patterns and denied the Bears their first Rose Bowl invitation since 1959. Dispirited, Cal sleepwalked through a Holiday Bowl loss to Texas Tech.
All-time villain: Tyrone Willingham. Willingham? Well, while Stanford’s coach from 1995-2001, Willingham went 7-0 in Big Games. How can that not be incredibly annoying to Cal fans, even more so today, considering the trajectory of Willingham’s coaching career?
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by Berkelium97 on Aug 17, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Aww, OSU.
All-time villain: 1971-1998. During that 28-year span, the Beavers never posted a winning record. What’s more, they averaged just 2.32 wins a season. It’s one of the great streaks of consistent losing in college football history.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I think those 7 losses have more to do with Holmoe than Willingham.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I concur
Holmoe should be the team’s all-time villian.
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually like T. WIllingham. I was envious when he coached the ’furd.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Also on the Ty Willingham front, I call shenanigans on the following (from the initial article):
37. Ty Willingham — Notre Dame coach, 2002-04
Hated by: Notre Dame.
Claim to Infamy: Irish’s ongoing malaise still his fault, according to Domers. Inflicted more damage on a program in three years’ time than anyone in football history.
I still claim they didn’t Ty Willingham a fair shake. It’s unfair that he gets blamed for all of Notre Dame’s woes, it’s ridiculous. He went 21-16 before he was fired – that’s not a horrible record, shouldn’t be enough to get fired. He took them to bowl games. He brought them Brady Quinn, for Pete’s sake. What does Notre Dame quote as a reason for firing him? His coaching record and 3 consecutive losses to USC. Who the hell was beating USC from 2001-2004?? Almost no one! (Insert snide-ass comment about Cal beating USC.) For them to quote not beating a string of some of the best football teams of the decade is simply ludicrous, rivalry be damned.
And let’s not get started on how much more damage Charlie Weis has done to the school’s reputation than Willingham did.
- He brought them the single worst season in Notre Dame history.
- He lost to Navy. To Navy!! Who the hell loses to Navy nowadays?
- Still hasn’t beaten USC.
- How are those recruits of his shaping up?
They haven’t fired Weis yet – hell, they gave him a 10-year contract, practically sight unseen!
Willingham got the shaft, pure and simple.
I won’t even mention the other factor that was involved in his firing…
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I appreciate the fact that you don’t want to get that “other” factor involved in this conversation. I myself don’t understand how Weis got lauded, while Willingham got fired when they had essentially the exact same record! As much as the ND people tried to protest it, it makes one believe that the “other” factor was stronger than you might think.
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I honestly do think that there was pressure due to that ‘other’ factor, but that conversation just goes nowhere fast, and there are many other reasons to call bullshit of the Willingham firing, so why start something contentious? Better to keep the lips zipped at this point.
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Great. Racism is now Voldemort.
Smells like progress!
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving
Ubaka is back!
Well, he’s back on the radar, playing in Australia apparently.
http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/2009/08/17/basketball-ubaka-leads-aussie-squad-past-gaels/
Former Cal backcourt star Ayinde Ubaka has surfaced in Australia, where earlier today he helped the Gold Coast Blaze to an 82-74 victory over Saint Mary’s College, which is touring Down Under. Ubaka had 16 points, including a late 3-point basket that helped seal the victory.
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You guys have to see this

Insane Bolt doing 9.58… crushing his old WR… on a day Tyson Gay was probably running a personal best…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By1JQFxfLMM
Goddamit. Tiger loses his streak and now this??
Bolt may be disqualified. Pre-race tests reveal he had a high level of jet fuel in his blood stream.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Bolt has shaved more time off the 100m record in the last 2 years than other runners had in the 18 years prior to that. The scary thing is he might still get faster.
I feel bad for Tyson Gay though, anywhere else he would be dominating.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
When Tyson Gay runs his neck sinews stick out so much his head looks like an octopus and the tendons look like tentacles…it’s really freaky.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
see?

Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
At 6’5", Bolt is proof that a tall guy can run that fast. Everyone is saying that Ohio State QB Terrell Pryor couldn’t have run a 4.33 40 because at 6’3" he’s too tall. Well, Bolt just continues to prove that its possible for a tall guy to be fast.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a hard time believing Pryor is THAT fast though. Though Florida’s 40 times seem much more ridiculous.
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
By the way, did you know turf toe feels like getting your toe hit with a hammer repeatedly, and then someone driving a Mack truck over it?
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard turf tow feels like getting your tow hit repeatedly with a Mack truck and then someone driving a hammer over it.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
“Why, hello there,” said Bolt when you finally arrived at the office, noting that he had already finished his coffee, gotten the last onion bagel from the break room, taken the sports page from the office copy of USA Today, and started chatting up the new girl in marketing. “What kept you?”
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/guy_who_just_beat_you_to
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
He's ridiculous
Wouldn’t shock me if he went under 9.40 by the London Olympics.
Tyson Gay set an American record, was all of 2 hundredths off the old world record (into a headwind, no less)— and wasn’t even close.
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It's just one of those things, one of those things
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Rivals Pac-10 Preview
http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=976023
Pretty much all that is mentioned is USC and Cal. Best, Alualu, Syd, and Anger were preseason first team selections, with Schwartz as a second team.
According to their preseason unit rankings, Cal has the #1 Backfield, #7 Receivers, #2 O-Line, #1 D-Line, #6 Linebackers, #2 DB’s, #2 Special Teams, & #4 Coaching Staff
http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?SID=1144&CID=976036
I realize they’re a little inexperienced, but doesn’t #6 seem low for our LBs?
Also…Erickson over Tedford?
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Or two?
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
2, but they were 20 years ago. I’m looking at what Tedford has accomplished at Cal, but I guess Erickson hasn’t been at ASU long enough to make an accurate assessment.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Not to pick nits
But Erickson’s also won a BCS bowl at Oregon St, and from all accounts of the 2000 season, was basically three yards from playing Oklahoma for the MNC.
2009 Game Day Tee
I gotta say I very much enjoy my 2009 Game Day Tee. I particularly like the front (the back is a bit lame). I enjoyed strutting around in it over the weekend. I look forward to wearing it during the Blue Out.
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Stock ownership report proving you don’t have any interest in Cal or else we’re deleting this for self-interested commercial promotion!
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Doesn’t being active on this blog mean he does have an interest in Cal?
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s true, when Cal had its IPO I invested heavily. My shares went down unexpectedly in 07, but they recovered nicely last year and this year the analysts are predicting a good performance. However, they are still below their all time high in 04.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
In my neck of the woods they look at you funny thinking it is a Michigan shirt. Then they calm down and say “Is that a high school or something?”
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Reply PHAIL!
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you going to go into hiding after we kick the crap out of OSU in 2012? (hey, I can dream…)
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
That will be the proudest day of my life, because me and the 3 other Cal fans in the ‘Shoe will be parading around saying "don’t call us hipppies because we just beat the crap out of your professional football team." We do stand a good chance of being assaulted, though. Buckeye fans like to burn couches and riot.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
rules for a blue out
Are all the homes games supposed to be a blue-out? And does that mean that yellow/gold shirts are not appropriate? What’s the policy for away games?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not all home games are blue-outs.
Gold shirts are always inappropriate on a dude. But yellow shirts are acceptable.
For away games, attendance is not mandatory but strongly encouraged.
I think for any game that’s not a _-out, any Cal clothing is a good move, and it just can’t be red.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gold shirts are always inappropriate on a dude
Well said, sir.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Who died and declared you guys Sanchez fashion police?
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Burl Toler?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged! Gold shirts are awsome! Particularly if they have white text. Mmmm…. white text.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged! Gold shirts are awesome! Particularly if they have white text. Mmmm….white text.
Am I doing this right?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying too hard
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
For away games, I try and stick to a color that isn’t used by the home team. That means blue shirts, not gold, in Eugene, though yellow/gold will work better in Tuscon. And against the Bruins? Make sure you’re wearing a Dark Blue shirt. Nothing powdery.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I recall a girl wearing one of the Joe Roth throwback jerseys getting heckled at a gameday because people thought it was a UCLA jersey…
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
hey rags, check your email, i offered a trade
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you trading shirts? What are you guys, soccer players?
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Recipes….I just made a great Sacilian pasta dish with parsley, capers, and sardines….don’t laugh, it was delicious. Here’s the link (minus the capers, which was my own twist on the listed recipe):
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Linguine-with-Sardines-and-Parsley-15541
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
fair enough, leave the capers out. but their brinyness complements the sardines nicely
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
For Those Of Us Making The Trek Out To Minnesota
An awesome photo set of the shiny news stadium they’ve built out there.
For comparison’s sake, I’m looking at attending a Twins game while I’m out there, just to see what the baggie-dome was like.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Metrodome is ugly and it’s tough to play there. They need to bring back griffith stadium:

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
oooo, pretty.
yeah, i’ve heard nothing but awful things about the metrodome. I did get a chance to visit the kingdome in seattle before they imploded it, and i’m curious how it compares.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Griffith Stadium was in DC, not MN. I believe the precursor to the metrodome was metropolitan stadium
Metrodome is no bueno, but it is an interesting experience to see baseball played inside.
by 33SwisherSweet on Aug 17, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Why didn’t they build seats in the endzone? So that you have an unobstructed view of downtown?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
phail
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I were going to the Minnesota game, but I have a friend getting married that day.
Who gets married during football season? Luckily, I’ll be able to watch the game before. Unlike Oregon 2007 when I was getting text updates during the ceremony.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You were right originally
“were” is actually the proper usage since you’re using the subjunctive mood.
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by Berkelium97 on Aug 17, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You’d prefer he bebiggen you?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
bebiggening me would be perfectly crumulent.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bebiggening the littlest soul would be imperfectly uncrumulent.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You just reminded me of my favorite made-up word of all time: scrumtrulescent.
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Who gets married during football season?
Couples where the bride picks the wedding date?
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I was busy moving. In retrospect, that was good timing.
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I have two friends who just got married, and they both made it a point not to choose a date on a football Saturday.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, Captain Obvious
A team of Canadian mathematicians have been picking their large, delectable brains over whether humankind could survive a zombie apocalypse.
Their conclusion?
“An outbreak of zombies infecting humans is likely to be disastrous, unless extremely aggressive tactics are employed against the undead,” says the paper, titled When Zombies Attack! Mathematical Modelling of an Outbreak of Zombie Infection.
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They’re mathematicians, not strategists. Don’t believe the hype. A zombie attack can and will be defeated.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be much more confident if the zombies are the slow-moving zombies of the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. But the Millenial zombies have become much faster, and therefore we need new probability models regarding our survivability.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe we need costs assessed against Zombies!
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Their money management acumen is quite low. Their brain acquisition acumen, however, is quite mature.
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilner on BCS & Pac10 toughest/softest schedules:
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/collegesports/2009/08/17/bcs-football-the-five-toughest-schedules/
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/collegesports/2009/08/14/bcs-football-the-five-softest-schedules/
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/collegesports/2009/08/12/pac-10-football-the-five-toughest-schedules/
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/collegesports/2009/08/12/pac-10-football-the-five-softest-schedules/
I agree with Wilner: Penn St is an absolute joke. Looks like they could be undefeated.
I applaud Oklahoma for trying this year but I wouldn’t necessarily say they have toughest schedule this year. Heck, I don’t know how USC could be 4th on that list.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Wait, you mean a Big-10 team has a schedule consisting of cupcakes and games against opponents from within their shitty conference, likely sending them to a major bowl game where they will get the crap kicked out of them by a team from a conference that doesn’t suck? Crazy!
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He points out our “quadruple” of @Minn, @Oregon, USC, and @UCLA as being the toughest 4-game segment. I think though that since we have a bye week in between USC and UCLA, the UCLA game will be incrementally easier given the opportunity to rest up, repair and prepare. UCLA @ the Rose Bowl is always a tough game for us, and Wilner makes a good point about preferring to have these mid-strength teams play you at your home.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Livechat with JO Thursday at 1.
Odds and ends from JO’s practice reports.
–Riley said one of the major differences in his game this fall is his ability to move on after something goes wrong.
"There have been some better days than others," he said. "The biggest thing is, if a bad play happens, just keep it out of your head and move on. Last season, in games especially, when a couple of things went wrong, I kind of went on a downward spiral. So far this camp, I think I’ve done a pretty good job when a couple of things go wrong of making a couple plays afterward.
"At times last year, I’d just say "What the hell am I doing?" I’d think about it too much. But everybody makes mistakes. You just have to move on and learn from it."–Freshman running back Dasarte Yarnway looks the part of a potential impact player. The 6-0, 222-pounder is built more solidly than any other tailback on the roster and has good explosion. Yarnway already has gotten some reps with the first and second team, although some of that is due to the fact that Jahvid Best hasn’t practiced lately.
"We want to get him a couple more reps with the first team," Cal coach Jeff Tedford said. "Sometimes with the third team, there are more blown blocking assignments so he doesn’t get a chance a lot of times. We put him with the 1s and 2s a little bit just to give him some holes, and he’s done a nice job. He’s got a bright future."
It remains to be seen if Yarnway will play this season. Assuming the Bears are at full health, it’s hard to imagine Yarnway being more than the third-stringer behind Jahvid Best and Shane Vereen.
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And Deboskie? I was hoping he’d be the candidate for third string. Since he’s a redshirt freshan, I wonder if we’ll see him stay as the third string back and Yarnway redshirt?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubt it, he’s also playing well. Yarnway is just the new kid on the block and well built, I doubt there will be enough carries to justify burning his redshirt.
I didn’t word my question very well. I’m guessing that Yarnway will indeed redshirt. And Deboskie will be the third stringer, rotating in with Sofele and Vereen.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
While I agree with the # of carries thing… Yarnway (power) and Sofele (shrimpness) are two complimentary backs to the rushing attack. They have unique qualities. Yarnway could be a very good 3rd & short guy (which we don’t have especially with a rookie FB) while Sofele could be one of those versatile 3rd down backs used in the passing game and make an impact in the return game. Deboskie sounds more like a slightly slower Vereen.
Anyone know the rules on RS players? I mean…say, for example, you started the game with Player X redshirting, but 3 guys broke their legs and now you need to use him in the 2nd half. Can you activate him? I ask this because perhaps we could go through the season without needing Yarnway (but I doubt it) and only burn his RS if it’s a critical play of the game.
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--Coach Clark
I think you can take off a redshirt at any time, but then you’ve burned the guy’s redshirt year and wasted him for the first few games that he had been redshirting. So it’s a pretty dumb move. If I remember correctly, Bill Callahan was pilloried for burning Harrison Beck’s redshirt late in the year in some game for Nebraska a while ago.
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rev'd and rev'd hard
I think you can take off a redshirt at any time
well played, sir.
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--Coach Clark
Wasn’t some receiver’s RS burned in 2004 when Lyman and GMac got injured? Was it Jordan?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow! On the last game of the year? What a waste.
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was wrong
I double-checked and he played in 8 games in 2004 (starting in 5). I thought someone’s redshirt was burned during the Holiday Bowl, but I may be wrong.
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nah, his RS was burned before that. he actually shows up in the box score vs. Arizona State on October 30, 2004, and played consistently after that.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
RoJo’s redshirt was burned for the ASU game in 2004 because of the injuries that had depleted our WR corps by then. By the ASU game, recall that we had lost Lyman for the season and Makonnen until basically the bowl game. (Makonnen had been knocked out the previous week by a cheap shot at Arizona.) G-Mac was a little banged up (but played through), but I think Toler was also injured for a lot of 2004.
Praise be to Tedford!
Remember Pat Barnes?
Ugh, Thrown in against SC, burned his redshirt and had his jaw broken within a few series. What a waste.
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by Fire Starkey on Aug 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought there was a rule where you could only be available less than 1/4 of the time to be considered a redshirt, but i might be thinking of a medical redshirt.
Yeah, the rules for a medical redshirt are something along those lines. I think it’s less than 10%, actually.
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by yellow fever on Aug 17, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, that was stupid burning of Barnes’ redshirt, part 2. Before that, remember 1993? We started 5-0, but then lost Dave Barr in the 4th Q of the epically disappointing loss to Washington, which begat a 4-game losing streak. After the 3rd loss in a row, Gilby inexplicably decided to start Barnes at Arizona State. Yes, Kerry McGonigal was ineffective, maybe a little banged up, but I recall that he was still capable of playing. Yet, Gilby burned Barnes’ redshirt in a 41-0 loss at ASU.
Barr came back the following week and led us to a comeback win vs. Arizona, igniting a season-ending 4-game winning streak, including the Alamo Bowl win vs. Iowa.
Praise be to Tedford!
Mike Stoops got it pretty good for burning Tuitama’s redshirt halfway through the year, IIRC.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
sounds like a good fanpost/$-shot:
Yarnway gets 10 carries but they result in 8 first downs, 2 TD, 0 fumbles lost, a few “Oh shit he trucked him,” and 0 injuries to Best/Vereen in key victories over USC and Oregon helping Cal to their first Rose Bowl appearance in a gazillion years. The fee: Yarnway walks after his junior year playing only 2 seasons + 10 carries. Is it worth it?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Who would you compare Deboskie/Yarnaway/Sofele to out of past Cal (or other well-known) players? I get the impression from your discussion that Deboskie is more balanced between speed and power?
I don’t have much Debo knowledge. I think he’s nearly the same size as Best and Vereen, but he might be a few pounds heavier and is not as quick. Because of this and Cal having a (presumably) healthy Vereen and Best, it sounds like Debo’s skills won’t be needed. All things being even in terms of RS (and they aren’t), I foresee Yarnway & Sofele getting snaps before Debo this year (and that’s no knock on Debo).
If we’re going to play Big10-style football this year (and we might), I think we need a short yardage “Bus” in the backfield.
If Sofele is as electric as advertised, is it likely he won’t be RS?
Best attempts at comparisons:
Yarnway – Would Jerrome Bettis be his ceiling? He’s 1" taller and 7 lbs heavier than Lynch already. He’s also 7 lbs heavier than FB Will Kapp.
Sofele – A fast Warrick Dunn?
Debo – Vereen 0.5?
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by carp on Aug 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec’d for putting some thought into the comparisons. Each one seems reasonable enough.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to withhold judgment on calling Sofele a fast Warrick Dunn after I see him slip through Div 1a defenses…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve not had my nose in Cal’s training camp updates…does Sofele’s name ever come up (“Sofele ripped off a nice gain for 21 yards”) in the practice reports? If it doesn’t, my guess is that he isn’t that good as of now.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Don't worry we'll soon be hearing stories about Sofele like this one:

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
are we just moving down the keyboard with this meme? if someone got burned by Ole Miss, would they be reb’d?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Aug 17, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
reb’d!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been all over the place in training camp: running, receiving, returning kicks. Apparently he’s been very impressive so far.
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he seems too small for kick returns…is he used on KO return? Does this mean he’s also used on punt returns? I could see them having Syd field a punt and Sofele reverse it and take it to the house.
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--Coach Clark
is the band on the field in that scenario of yours?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Tedford has been trying Sofele out at WR (no joke) because he’s eager to get Sofele on the field no matter what it takes. Tedford seems really excited about Sofele and what he’s capable of. So I have no doubt that we’ll see some interesting trick and creative plays out of Sofele this season.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s going to be Sofele up the middle. Guaranfuckingtee you.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Marshawn up the middle for no gain
Oh wait Mike Dunbar is no longer the OC!
In other words, Go Bears!
Deboskie had my favorite hat-selection ceremony (is that what they’re called? I really have no idea).
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it down to a Boater vs. a Fedora? Which did he choose?
by CalBandGreat on Aug 17, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Strictly baseball caps, but he let his little sister choose the hat for him. Problem: she wasn’t sure which hat to pick.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If she had stolen it, would that be a hat crime?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if it was a straw hat in its heyday.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s nice waking up around this time.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
That’s what she said!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 17, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yo Rishi,
Facebook acquired FriendFeed…. a steal in my opinion and the right move. I’m surprised Google didnt’ acquire FriendFeed just to block Microsoft.. especially since they had the inside track on that deal.
You got any opinions on this one?
Google’s Friend Connect, from what I’ve seen of it, is superior to Facebook and Friendfeed in every way, especially for publishers and website owners.
Facebook and Google aren’t really fighting each other. This is CNBC garbage.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Aug 17, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it’s not like Google ever tried to buy a stake in Facebook or anything like that.
And it’s not like Google’s purchase of Orkut was in any way an attempt to compete against Facebook.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
I think it’s funny…all these billions of dollars spent on things to remain competitive in markets THAT DON’T MAKE MONEY
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 18, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Hi
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Hello, sir.
How’s the baby?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Guerts left the team?
So this means we have 1 less FB in the rotation? That sucks, because it sounded like he was having a decent camp. We still have:
Brian Holley
John Tyndall
Will Kapp
Sounds like Kapp and Holley are both having good camps so far, but haven’t heard much on Tyndall. Anyone concerned out there about this position?
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Wasn’t Guerts was the Great White Hope tailback?
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--Coach Clark
Fullback
http://www.calbears.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/geurts_peter01.html
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
What did peopel think of District 9?
I quite enjoyed it – pretty crazy movie.
And honestly, I'm down like the economy
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I was confused about it. I anticipated big alien fight movie with shooting ships and sort of a Independence Day 2. But its not that global of a movie, instead an incredibly immediate, personal story about a man coping with extreme change in his life. So, I thought it sort of dragged in the middle of the movie, perhaps only because I kept anticipating he’d die and then all the big explosions would happen. Had I different expectations going in, I probably wouldnt have thought it dragged, but with the way I was I got confused that they kept focusing on this one guy.
Otherwise, I thought it was a very original and interesting movie. My other concern was that it got a bit cliche near the end with the “Save yourself! I’ll fight them off!” routine, but that wasnt that bad.
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I haven’t seen it, but I was hoping it might be something along the lines of Halo-esque storyline. Disappointing to hear its not really like that.
btw, does anyone know if they are working on a Halo trilogy for the big screen?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Blomkamp was supposed to be working on the Halo film with Peter Jackson but after that fell through, Blomkamp decided to make District 9. The Halo project is dead for now.
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So there is a connection to Halo after all. That’s kinda cool.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
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Im not entirely sure what you mean by Halo-esque storyline. But the end portion does have a lot of shooting and exploding etc etc etc. It just took a lot longer to get there than I originally anticipated it would. Cool alien guns eventually do figure into the equation.
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I didn’t have Independence Day (aka cheese) expectations, and the flick delivered. The personal story drives home the point re apartheid more effectively. The advanced weapons gunplay was pretty cool too. The SPOILER ALERT armored battle suit was awesome. I do agree that the whole “first I hate you now I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU I SWEAR BECAUSE IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES I HAVE GROWN TO REALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH” was lame. And boy is it set up for a sequel. But this time it will have more kung fu!
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 18, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I really enjoyed it, which is something I can’t say about a sci-fi movie since…I don’t know when. After seeing the commercials and hearing that it was coming out in August I thought it would be a great idea that was poorly executed (like Event Horizon from the late 90s). I was pleasantly surprised that it was a solid, thoroughly enjoyable, well polished film. There was nothing I disliked about it.
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O NOEZ!
From the poorly written Orange County Register’s UCLA Blog:
The bad luck at USC continues.
First there was the Reggie Bush scandal.
Then the one surrounding O.J. Mayo and the men’s basketball program that resulted in the resignation of coach Tim Floyd.
Recently, quarterback Aaron Corp was forced to the sidelines with a knee injury.
Can anything else go wrong?
How about an omen?
The BCS Championship Trophy, the one that USC won at the conclusion of the 2004 season, has been damaged. The crystal football which usualy sits atop the trophy was last seen at the bottom of the trophy case at Heritage Hall.
Is this a mysterious indication that the Trojans’ football team will be next to fall, perhaps off of its Pac-10 perch?
Would be even more ominous if the clock struck twelve at exactly the moment it fell, and crows flew from their perches, blotting out the sun as they shrieked and cawwed.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And Scott Boras arose from his subterranean lair to howl at the moon
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I feel like that’s what it’d take to reanimate Pappy.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
EVEN MORE OMINOUS!!
Solitary Crow On Fence Post Portending Doom, Analysts Warn
Experts confirmed Monday that a single black crow perched ominously on a fence post in rural Nebraska is almost certainly a harbinger of great doom and despair for all Americans.
The crow came eerily to rest on the rickety wooden post at 10:26 a.m. Monday, according to farm hands working in a nearby field at the time. Citing a vague but certain feeling that “something just wasn’t right,” one of the laborers contacted law enforcement officials, and within hours federal authorities had converged on the site.
By late afternoon, sources in the Pentagon had received intelligence corroborating their suspicions that the crow is in fact a dark omen foretelling widespread economic ruin, famine, pestilence, and perhaps even the total collapse of the national infrastructure.
“At this point, all we can say for sure is that the sudden appearance of this grim avian prophet spells disaster for our nation’s banks, its roads, its schools, its health care system, its energy resources—for our entire American way of life,” Defense Department spokesman Bryan Whitman told reporters while examining video footage of the crow. “Would you just look at the way it’s sitting there, with those glassy, black eyes and that creepy beak. Christ. Something bad is going to happen, I just know it.”
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Just booked my flight and hotel for the USC game!
I’m stoked, to say the least. Gonna get in on Saturday morning. So where’s the party at?! Did we decide where the Cal young alumni (classes 1999-2009) tailgate is located and whether it was going to be worth going to?
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You’re missing it!
The Young Alumni “Bear Garden” Reunion Classes of 1999–2009
Friday, Oct. 2 | 9 p.m.–midnight | Alumni House
Have a beer with your fellow Bears. See if old friends really look like their Facebook pictures. Connect with someone you should have met on Sproul Plaza years ago.A special invitation to the Class of 2008 (1st reunion), 2004 (5th Reunion), and 1999 (10th reunion)!
Cost: $15 per person (includes 3 drink tickets for beer/wine, light food). Guests must be 21 and over to attend.
dballwontcry…..i’d be the old fart (1999) at the party anyway
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you’d be able to stand in the corner and yell at all the kids who had Tedford while they were students! Talk about how they don’t know what loss is like.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And when I tried to tell stories about Holmoe and Justin Vedder, they’d be like…….who?
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom Holmoe was a football coach at Cal from 1997-2001.
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Oh, you. There was no Cal football before 2002.
by Yes We Cannon on Aug 17, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh, I started at Cal in ‘96 (though i’m class of ‘04). I’d be old too :)
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Wow. Good for you BearStage. Does it take you more than five minutes to take a sip of wine? [sniff sniff sniiiiiiiiiiiff swirl swirl sniff agitate swirl sniiiiiifff inspect swirl swirl sniff sniff inspect some more long loud sucking sip swish swish pucker swish teeth clench suck in air swish gargle gulp aaaahhhhhh]
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by CALumbus Bear on Aug 18, 2009 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Epically hilarious announcing, especially at the end. (“I think I’m gonna throw up.”)
Praise be to Tedford!
That was really sad that they lost after all that. I hate movies that don’t have a redeeming ending.
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by dballisloose on Aug 17, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions

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