CGB Meme Invitational - Finals!!!!!!
by TwistNHook on Aug 15, 2009 6:00 AM PDT
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PrintIt's here people. The day we've all been waiting for. The FINALS! In one corner, THE PAIN TRAIN!
In another, I Declare You Sanchez, much beloved by all!
Read the information behind the fold and then vote.
In one of the most dramatic finishes of ALL the Meme Invitational, I Declare You Sanchez just squeaked by UC Eugene by just 2 votes. 2 VOTES! Sanchez took out Nailed It! before that. Sanchez beat back General Akbar before that. And This before that.
Pain Train (not to be confused with Paint Rain) continues its Cinderella season by upsetting Brock Mansion Party Yacht. It's taken out 2 #1s! First, Bak Bak and now Brock Mansion Party Yacht. Can it threepeat and win it all!
Pain Train just crushed Bak Bak! Pain Train first crushed Meme Deleted By Marshawnthusiast. Then, he took on the one, the only Mustache Of Karl Dorrell. Then, Pain Train lampooned Dumpster Muffin.
#1 I Declare You Sanchez via JShufelt
Do you know the definition of inane? I don’t! I tried looking it up, and I don’t think it’s an actual word. That’s what this meme is all about. Inanity, now – I know you’re thinking, "Aren’t all meme’s inherently inane?" – And for thinking that, I declare you Sanchez!
Sucks, doesn’t it? Well too bad. There isn’t anything you can do about it, other than accept this, learn from this, and move on. In its rawest form, declaring someone Sanchez is as inane as you want it to be, but don’t get carried away, or someone will declare you Sanchez. It’s a race to who can call the other one Sanchez first. Who is the Sancheziest? My guess is that it is probably you, because I declare you Sanchez again.
The origins of this meme of this declaration make about as much sense as this sentence. If your computer doesn’t crash, or plumes of smoke tendrils don’t roll out, you probably aren’t as Sanchez as I thought – but I’m guessing you’re at work, which makes you even Sanchezier.
Pain Train (6)
The Pain Train did not come from either CGB; in fact, for those of us too young to remember (ahem, rollonubears!), the Pain Train first appeared in a 2003 Super Bowl commercial featuring Terry Tate, Office Linebacker:
Clearly that commercial left an impression on our future Golden Ziger, Zack Follett.
"Terry Tate -- number 56, the Office Linebacker, the Pain Train -- was my hero from watching those commercials," Follett said. "I try to emulate him when I'm out there.
"When I was in junior high my buddy Marcus Moore and I went to a sporting goods store that sold a Reebok Terry Tate jersey. I bought one immediately. We watched all of his You Tube clips. He was bringing the Pain Train and he had his Woo-woo sound. I used to do it in high school, I used to blow the horn...it kind of stuck with me a little bit."
So vote for the Pain Train. After all, you don't want this to happen to you, do you?
TOOT TOOT
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
TOOT TOOT REC'D!!!!
TOOT TOOT
Go Bears Go
TOOT TOOT
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come on, guys… we didn’t even invent the Pain Train, and it’s not nearly as hilarious as declaring someone Sanchez. Declare it Sanchez!
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
by BearStage on Aug 15, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Agreed.
I Declare Pain Train Sanchez.
Don’t tell Detroit about this poll, it’ll get all sabotaged again. Can we get some Conquest Chronicles support on this? Do they think being declared Sanchez is as funny as we do?
by CalBandGreat on Aug 15, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE ALLOW PAIN TRAIN A MOMENT TO PUT ON HIS ACTING HAT AND TIGHTS FOR A MINUTE: DROP INTO THE ROTTEN MOUTH OF DEATH, THOU BOOTLESS FULL-GORGED HARPY. PAIN TRAIN WAS NOT INVENTED ON CGB, TRUE. NOR WAS THE CAR INVENTED BY CGB. NOR THE COMPUTER YET YOU USE THE CAR AND COMPUTER DAILY.
PAIN TRAIN WAS INVENTED IN THE EARLY 1800’S BY THOMAS JEFFERSON, YET CGB LAY THE RAILS BUILT THE CARRIAGE AND FED COALS INTO THE MAW OF PAIN TRAIN. NOW PAIN TRAIN IS TRANSFORMED INTO A TRAIN WHOSE PAIN IMPARTATIONS CANNOT BE MEASURED IN ENERGY UNITS. HIS PAIN CAN ONLY BE MEASURED IN SCREAMS. THIS GREATNESS HAS ONLY BEEN BROUGHT ABOUT BY CGB. NONE OTHER SHALL SCYTHE FROM PAIN TRAIN THE BOUNTIFUL HARVESTS CGB HAS.
AND WE SHALL USE THOSE HARVESTS TO BAKE BREAD.
PAINFUL BREAD.
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 15, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
PAIN TRAIN REPLY TO BEARSTAGE PHAIL.
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 15, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That car/computer analogy doesn’t make any sense.
by HolmoePhobe on Aug 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DON’T MAKE SENSE.
Some say his powerade gives you infrared vision...and that his sweat towels wipe away sin. All we know is he's called giantfan5.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Aug 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If Pain Train wins
I think Mr. Train himself should show up IN PERSON to collect some sort of award. I think Spazzy should be required to present the award. Or instead of present, he can lay it on the ground and back away quickly. Otherwise Pain Train will tackle him, probably causing Spazzy to fumble the award.
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To tell the truth
I don’t get this whole competition…..Sorry fellas; I’m sticking to the head-to-head athlete matchups.
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
I believe we all just got declared Sanchez right here.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Aug 18, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions
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