DBD 7.9.09 THE POLITICS OF FAILURE HAVE FAILED!
It has been a long time coming. There have been many pitched battles over the past many decades. Many harsh words spoken that perhaps ought not to have been spoken. Many people have been harmed because of ages-old laws that make no sense in today's modern work-a-day world.
But, I think the time has come for a new vision for the future. We cannot let the old traditions continue to control modern American policy.
Yes, I think it's time we allow Oregon fans to marry.
Well, maybe not ALL Oregon fans.
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I know this might be shocking to some of you. I know what I say is very powerful politically. But I can't just stand by and allow the status quo to continue. This isn't just some unimportant issue, this is the second most important civil rights issue of the 21st century. Besides freeing Michael Jackon's children from the evil clutches of Joe Jackson.
I know what you are saying. Ken Crawford is right. Marriage is designed to promote the raising of children. And yes, Oregon fans shouldn't be allowed to procreate. And, of course, neither should Oregon State fans, but nobody here is suggesting they be allowed to marry. I mean that's just INSANE!
Sure, Leviticus 1:2 clearly states "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: 'When any of you brings an offering to the LORD, bring as your offering an animal from either the herd or the flock." And that's why I don't pick Bible quotes at random to try to prove my point. Except for Deuteronomy 1:36, which is clearly relevant when it says "except Caleb son of Jephunneh. He will see it, and I will give him and his descendants the land he set his feet on, because he followed the LORD wholeheartedly." Wait, goddamn it, ok, let's try to avoid picking Old Testament quotes at random.
Let's read from the Good Book of Belloti. Belloti 3:16 states "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have Rose Bowl." And since Oregon did give us God's only Son, it is only right that they gain some of the same legal rights as normal "non-freaks."
So, I put the question to you, dear denizens of CGB. Is it true what they say? That Oregon fans should be allowed to marry even though it might encourage Oregon fans to create more Oregon fans, only furthering the cycle of brutal, brutal lame-ness. I mean c'mon, this isn't like gay marriage equality, we should really think this one over before we do it. Now, let us light our Friday candles and begin prayers.
Dana Vollmer continues to VOLLMERIZE the national competition:
INDIANAPOLIS - Former California star Dana Vollmer most likely qualified for the United States' World Championships team by finishing second in the 100-meter butterfly final on July 7 in the 2009 ConocoPhillips USA Swimming National Championships/World Championship Trials at the IUPUI Natatorium. Vollmer, who swam a time of 57.32 seconds in the 100 fly final, is among a group of 13 Golden Bears competing in Indianapolis.
While only those who win the A finals along with the top four finishers in the 100- and 200-meter freestyle A finals automatically qualify for the U.S. World Championships team, the final U.S. team should include most of the second-place finishers, including Vollmer.
Tennessee product Christine Magnuson won the 100 fly and automatically qualified for the U.S. World Championships team in a course-record time of 57.15.
The 2009 FINA World Championships will take place in Rome, Italy, from July 26 to Aug. 2. Please see USA Swimming's selection procedures in the above attachment.
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Mens swimmers doing great, too:
BELGRADE, SERBIA – Two University of California men’s swimmers, Guy Barnea and Sean Mahoney, shined Wednesday, July 8 at the World University Games in Belgrade, Serbia. Barnea (Omer, Israel), who will be a junior next season for the Golden Bears, placed third in the 50-meter backstroke for his native Israel with a time of 25.09. Barnea trailed only Japan’s Junya Koga (24.36) and Ryosuke Irie (25.05). Senior-to-be Mahoney (Rio Vista, Calif.), swimming for the United States, was fifth in the 200-meter breaststroke with a mark of 2:11.82.
Barnea and Mahoney’s exploits continue the series of impressive swims for Cal athletes. On Sunday, former standout William Copeland (2005-08) swam the lead-off leg of the United States’ gold medal-winning 400-meter freestyle relay, recording a World University Games 100-meter record of 48.39.
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XC/Track rates 7th overall:
BERKELEY – Cal’s men’s track & field and cross country program has been ranked as the seventh-best program in the country in the inaugural John McDonnell Program of the Year standings.
The ratings honor institutions that have achieved the most success in each academic year (spanning the cross country, indoor track & field, and outdoor track & field seasons) based on the school’s finish at the NCAA championships.
In order to be eligible, teams must qualify for all three championships. Scoring is based on a team’s finish in each NCAA event (1 point for first place, 2 points for second place, etc.), and the lowest combined score for all three championships determines the award recipient.
Cal totaled 61 points after taking 22nd in cross country, 12th at NCAA indoors and 25th at NCAA outdoors. The indoor finish was the team’s highest ever, and the Bears capped the season with Martin Maric’s national title in the discus at the outdoor meet.
Oregon was rated No. 1 in the team standings, followed by Stanford, Florida State, Texas A&M and Arkansas to round out the top five.
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Cal soccer player playing for USA U-23:
BISHAM, England – California sophomore defender/midfielder Megan Jesolva and the United States Under-23 national team lost, 2-0, to England on July 4. Jesolva started the game for the Americans and left the match in the 70th minute. The U.S. will play England in a rematch July 7.
England went up 1-0 in the 33rd minute as Charlotte Young cracked a shot from 15 yards out that spun off the left hand of diving U.S. goalkeeper Kristen Olsen and snuck into the bottom right corner. England doubled its lead with nine minutes remaining as Dunia Susi got free on a breakaway, dribbled around Olsen and tucked the ball neatly into the left side of the net.
The U.S. U-23s are now 8-1-1 overall record and 2-1-1 in international matches. The matches against England are both played at the Bisham Abbey National Sports Centre, one of the UK’s national sports centers, which is located about 30 minutes west of London.
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Oregon alumni marrying under the radar
I was about to point out that my brother (an Oregon alum twice over) and his wife (also an Oregon alum) have been married for nearly 2 years, but then it occurred to me that they were married overseas where no-one understood what they were authorizing.
I don’t know whether this supports or undermines Ken Crawford’s argument that the Catholic Church is a force for good, but they were married by a Catholic priest.
This is disturbing news to find out that Oregon fans have been marrying using legal loopholes.
Maybe we should re-think this whole thing.
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But...
And since Oregon did give us God’s only Son, it is only right that they gain some of the same legal rights as normal “non-freaks.”
That’s enough reason for me. Marry away, Oregon fans. Praise Be To Tedford!
Praise be to Tedford!
Starkey 2:23
“Desean takes the punt….RUNNING…Touchdown Bears! What a Bonanza!”
Thanks Joe. Asshole.
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“Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the Pac-10. I did not come to bring peace, but pain.”
— Follett 10:34
Tedford 38:4 – “Where were you when I founded the playbook? Tell me, if you have understanding.”
A shiny nickle to the first person who can tell me the scripture reference…
It’s a scripture reference from a passage in the Bible. Whoo I win! I prefer check to coins.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Tedford 38:2 – “Tedford hath given, Tedford hath taken away. Blessed be the name of Tedford.”
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Tedford 1:1 “In the beginning, Tedford created blue. And Tedford looked at blue and saw that it was good. Then, Tedford created gold. And Tedford looked at gold and saw that it was good….”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tedford 1:2 “Then Tedford looked at his holy play card of a size unimaginable to man, and decided what to do next”
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Which brings about the age old paradox: could Tedford make a play card so big not even Tedford could analyze it?
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Hinder doing some talking at a QB Camp:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/arash_markazi/07/08/super.7/index.html
The Grand Wailea is AWESOME btw
We stayed at the other end of Maui when the fam went a couple of years back but found the beaches in South Maui (around the GW) to be relatively uncrowded and generally awesome. The Grand Wailea had just opened and the cheapest rooms were $579 a night back then. Nothing like a recession to knock a couple hundy off the price tag. Spectacular place though.
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by Fire Starkey on Jul 9, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
FUCK YEAH WAILEA
My family stayed at the GW for two nights on a trip several years ago. We somehow got upgraded from a regular room to an over-the-top suite. It was almost too much to handle.
We try to stay in the Wailea area every time we head to Maui, which is roughly once a year. We’re heading back at the end of this month, staying at the Elua Villiage condos in Wailea about a mile or so north from the GW.
I’m glad I finally found someone on the Internets who has had the same vacation tastes. :D
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The three-day camp included not only the “Super 7” (Clarkson’s number in college was 7) but also 20 younger quarterbacks-in-training ranging from 9 to 17 years old who Clarkson privately tutors for about $700 per hour.
Who are these people that pay a private tutor $700 an hour to teach their 9-year-old how to be a quarterback?!?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
On one hand, that case seems odd to me, since Joe was an NFL quarterback — what, he can’t teach his own sons? On the other hand, I’m actually kind of OK with this, since his kids at least have a reasonable expectation of having the physical tools to be NFL quarterbacks, and Joe probably has plenty of money, so a) he can afford it, b) he’s not trying to ride his children’s gravy train.
Also, if your kid is good at something and you can afford it, private tutors absolutely make sense. It’s just that 9 years old seems way too young, and $700 is a heck of a lot of money. If the kid was 15 or 16, and I was pretty sure that they were going to get a Division I scholarship, maybe, but elementary school kids? Let them enjoy their prepubescent childhood.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I think it’s along the lines of the thinking that very often extremely high performers don’t make the best teachers, because they tend to be so incredibly talented and able to do things on their own that they’re not able to teach others how they got to be as good as they are. Often someone less talented who’s had to learn fundamentals and technique is a better teacher than someone with more raw talent.
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by yellow fever on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
This is very true too.
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by yellow fever on Jul 9, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
That is why I impregnate people at random.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I only charged $20/h to tutor chem students. Sigh…
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heh…it’s funny now…I like to joke “You want me to get this?” even though we have the same bank accounts.
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You know in Iran, you can divorce your wife if she doesn’t put out a certain number of times per week?
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by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Confession
So my 12 yo daughter has gotten into this Twilight shit way too much and wanted to read the books. Never one to discourage reading in my child, I agreed to read them to make sure there wasn’t any over the top inappropriate material in there.
So yes, I’ve read all 4 of the fucking Twilight books. And I am a stupider (more stupid?)person for it.
I don’t get the hype. These books suck. A mildly interesting premise is followed by several thousand pages of the same situation (vampire boy loves human girl but is afraid his superhuman strength will hurt her, human girl loves vampire boy and wants to be turned to the dark side but doesn’t understand why vampire boy refuses even though he tells her why at least 200 times) followed by a climactic conclusion 30 pages from the end which wraps everything up. It’s literally the same crap over and over and over and over and over…horrible. Nonetheless, the baby girl loves them. Whatever.
I read a lot so its not like I don’t have a reasonable perspective on the merits of what is good trash fiction and what is crap. I’m just embittered by this experience over the past month or so.
Rant over.
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I’ve not read them personally, but my wife has and also some coworkers.
From what I’ve been told this stuff is some form of literary crack. They fully admit that the prose is just silly but the story sucks them in.
I spend too much time on Cal football web pages, I figure it balances out ,heh.
My wife tried to force me to read them. I got about 3/4ths through the first and quit in frustration. just fuck already and get it over with!!!!
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PS This is why I read non-fiction. For example, did you know Richard Pryor had like 6 kids with 5 women and perhaps 2 kids before the age of 20 (I say perhaps because its not quite clear a daughter of his was actually his). Man was he a terrible fatehr.
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There is plenty of good fiction, especially of the trash variety (defined by me as “having little or no literary merit but still entertaing or absorbing in some fashion”).
Non fiction generally bores me unless it is some eras of History.
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The bar has become incredibly low for novels in recent years simply because nobody reads anymore – particularly in genres like science fiction and fantasy.
Should the Harry Potter series really have sold half a billion copies? No – it’s completely devoid of literary merit, not particularly well-written, and has appalling shallow character development (although it is creative). But people are so ignorant of literature and books in general that when anything halfway decent comes along, and they’re told that it’s good, they totally fall for it.
But are you entertained when you read them? I was, so that’s really all that matters. I’m not that interested in literary merit.
I was a history major, so I appreciate good intellectual historical works. Just not a lit fan.
They’re fairly entertaining, but overrated. My point was that even mediocre books like Harry Potter can be wildly successful because consumers have such low standards.
I see your point, though I might have picked on popular whipping-boy The Da Vinci Code instead. Which I was entertained by, btw.
Serious question, not trying to be antagonistic: how would you define literary merit?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
its definitely open to interpretation
but well written with solid character development is high on the list of criteria. It can be argued about genre styles but an intangible for me is will I remember a book in any detail? I read on average probably 60 books a year but don’t remember most of them in any great detail. This is largely because most of them are entertaining, quick reads that I don’t invest myself into very deeply. I would argue that most of them don’t have any great literary value.
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by Fire Starkey on Jul 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I tried to figure out how many books I read. I think we must be higher than average, because I read about 40-50 books a year. Probably 15 non-fiction, the rest fiction. Perhaps this is why the CGB has the occasional intelligent discussion.
I’m more forgiving of character development, plot, etc in movies, where I know I’m just there to be entertained for a specific amount of time. But with a book, I’m investing time which can be revoked at any moment. So if anything is cliche or boring, I move on. (about 5 more books a year I will start and then drop.) I read fiction for enjoyment and new worlds to delve into, but it has to be engrossing and encompassing.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
"I just get sleepy when I read," said Richard Bustos of Dallas, a habit with which millions of Americans can doubtless identify. Bustos, a 34-year-old project manager for a telecommunications company, said he had not read any books in the last year and would rather spend time in his backyard pool.
This makes me sad.
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I think people equate reading a book with intellectualism.
Really, though, how much more intellectual is reading Twilight vs watching an hour-long show on the History Channel?
Add that to the fact that plenty of busy people work 10, 12, 14 hour days, in addition to their commute and time of preperation. Who has time to read on weekdays? Watch an hour of Lost; you’re done. Read a couple chapters, then stop, then forget what you read the next day?
I honestly stopped reading fiction books a while ago.
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Reading is a lot more interactive because it promotes full literacy, not just audial interpretation. You learn to spell and you learn to write and you learn to speak from what you read. You don’t get that from watching Travel Channel’s 101 most ghostly ghosttowns or whatever.
More importantly, you can fit way, way, way, way more information into a book than any TV documentary could ever convey.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
But Rollon is learning to spell, to write, and to read via golden blogs. He has a leg-up on the world.
If thats the case, I’m surprised he’s not a serial killer.
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by Fire Starkey on Jul 9, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m more surprised he hasn’t been serially killed.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Spazzy, are you going to murder me tonight?
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If I learned grammar from CGB, I would be fucked.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
edited for accuracy:
If I learned grammar from CGB, I would be fucked
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
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by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Although surely that’s an argument for childhood reading – I mean, might it not be a bit late for narcoleptic non-readers in Texas?
No!!!!!!! I feel really strongly about this. I constantly learn about the language from print. And the increased info argument still stands…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t quibble with your point about density of information, presented in a linear fashion.
However, I suspect that your learning about the language is effectively fine-tuning or building on a strong base. Cognitively speaking, people who didn’t get a stronger base as children when their brain was more receptive to language acquisition aren’t going to get as much out of it.
This is probably true. But surely they’ll get something out of it, no? Adults regularly learn other languages and improve their reading/writing through practice. Reading unconsciously makes you process more language and learn from it than not doing so. Maybe not with the alacrity a young developing mind would, but still they might improve to some degree…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean, you can write a travel book and spend a whole chapter trying to convey what the Taj Mahal looks like; or you can just watch five seconds of documentary, so I don’t know about the “fitting more information” part in. Hell, when you utilise audio/visual, you can fit way, way, way, way more information into the same amount of time.
JAI HO!
Rishi watching a Taj Mahal documentary:
“AND NOW THERES A BIG WHITE ROUND BUILDING PANNING ACROSS THE SCREEN AND ITS SMOOTH AND ITS BUILT OF MARBLE MAYBE PLASTIC CAN’T REALLY TELL FROM THIS DISTANCE AND I’M HUNGRY ALSO THERE’S WATER AND THE SKY IS BLUE AND POOR INDIANS ARE RUNNING AROUND IN FRONT OF IT AND WHOOOOAAAA TRAIN CRASH AND WE’RE 10 YEARS OLDER JAI HO!”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You’re in a club of people who hate themselves every time Rishi laughs at one of your posts??
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
No. I’m in a club of people who hate themselves every time Rishi laughs at one of YOUR posts.
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Are there meetings?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s ok I feel the same way about Twist.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
This isn’t a huge point, but one can’t necessarily learn all necessary parts of speaking solely from reading, (or, it’s difficult/time-intensive). My example: I went out with coworkers for pho last week. I wanted to hide when everyone was talking in the restaurant.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I read books right before I go to bed for that exact reason. I enjoy reading the books, so it serves a double purpose. I have trouble falling asleep otherwise.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s hard to define, and I’m sure people will pick holes in any definition I offer.
Having said that, I think that to have literary merit a book has to either have some sort of cultural value – be a commentary on the zeitgeist or on a specific issue or community – or say something about the larger human condition.
by HolmoePhobe on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So going back to your Harry Potter comment, by your definition one could say that it does in fact have literary merit because it addresses universal themes. The use of stock characters doesn’t eliminate that possibility. As to the clunky dialog etc., fine, but that’s a technical deficiency.
It seems like you’re dancing around saying that if something isn’t hard to read, it’s not got any merit… and in the case of the Harry Potter books, we’re talking about children’s books here.
What I get from HolmoePhobe is this sort of condescension towards modern American fiction. But he gives no backup as to the state of American fiction (or conceivably world fiction) over time as a baseline. He gives numbers from last year, saying people read 4 books a year. But he doesnt give any numbers over time, so we dont know if people in 1952 read 2 books a year or 22 books a year.
All we get is vague condescension based on incomplete declarations and assumptions and that offers no value to me. I am not saying that fiction is great now or that it is terrible now. I have no idea, because I dont have as seemingly broad a grasp of the history of fiction that HolmoePhobe does.
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How does my commenting on Harry Potter equate to “condescension towards modern American fiction”? Don’t put words in my mouth.
For that matter, “I” don’t give numbers over time? Did I write that news story myself? How the fuck would I know how many books people read in 1952?
Fedora brimmed hat with feather or else you wrote that news story yourself!
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Dammit. If anyone has an extra fedora I would appreciate it.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, since you’ve accused me of "vague condescension and “incomplete declarations”, I’d like to hear the basis for that allegation.
He saw it on a travel channel documentary…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Firstly, this isn’t the Constitutionland here. I can make up whatever arbitrary accusatios I want, put you into the Star Chamber adn you are fucked.
Secondly, you have this whole “Nobody reads anymore and what they read sucks, because they have low standards” thing going. But you don’t mention whether this is a current phenomenom or merely the way things are.
My point is this? When you say that people have “low” standards, it means you are comparing it to something else that has “higher than low” standards. What is that? What are you comparing it to?
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High standards = drinking Chopin vodka.
Low standards = Mrs. TwistNHook choosing to marry you
JAI HO!
High standards=complaining that women don’t want to ride the Rishi Train
Low standards=riding the Rishi Train.
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Let me tell you, it is not worth the $3.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I am 5’11 and stunningly gorgeous.
Ok, I am passably gorgeous.
Ok, I am more attractive than Twist. But that is still good enough.
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One to eight, representing the amount of beers that must be consumed to hit, scientifically speaking, that.
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It only takes you 8 beers to hit an underage boy?
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t think so – I mean, there was a pit full of hoi polloi at the Globe, they can’t all have been hipsters slumming it.
Actually, it’s kind of hard to say. I mean, on one hand, commoners saw his plays in the theatres. These were like soap operas, peeking into the lives of nobles, etc. On the other hand, many companies were funded by nobles, or by the Queen herself. The basic reason Shakespeare even wrote “Merry Wives of Windsor” was because Queen Elizabeth wanted another play with Falstaff in it.
So his plays were definitely enjoyed by royalty and commoners alike. Whether it was “high intellectual art” or not – that’s probably another question. I think it’s definitely become put on a progressively higher pedestal as the years have gone by. I mean, Shakespeare was considered very talented in his own time – but so were Ben Jonson, Thomas Kyd, John Fletcher(with whom Shakespeare wrote The Two Noble Kinsmen) and Christopher Marlowe, to name a few. This is to say, at that time there were several playwrights who were quite popular, so Shakespeare was not the necessarily the epitome of everything that he is today.
I think part of the issue for us is the language barrier. Shakespeare wouldn’t have written plays that only the most educated people could understand, because he wouldn’t have made any money that way. It definitely seems hat way because our version of the English language is so different from the version of that time. Yes, Shakespeare made up a lot of words too, but in a way that people still would have understodd what they meant, i think. So, though his language is absolutely beautiful in ways that very few others have ever achieved, should we not presume that it would have been understood by people of that time? If so, does that take it down from the pedestal of “high art”?
I dunno – one of my goals, actually, is to take it down from that pedestal somewhat. People get scared of Shakespeare because they see it this big, boring thing you have to have a Ph.D. to understand. But his stories are universal – and they’re full or bawdy humor, sex, and violence – all the same stuff we love today! It helps that he wrote many deep and vibrant characters, of course – but there’s something for everyone, and i think history bears that out.
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by BearStage on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It’s actually astonishing how many modern movies are close, or kind of close, knockoffs of Shakespearean plot lines. In particular, I think of Hamlet, though “10 Things I Hate About You” was an adaptation of The Taming of the Shrew. I’m sure there are many others that I’m neglecting now.
My favorite modern adaptation of a classic is this version of Seven Against Thebes.
"Enter OEDIPUS, dressed like a pimp from the 1970s."
What universal themes does Harry Potter address? How to cast magic spells?
And where did I say that hard to read = literary merit?
huge twist
Please stop talking about my penis.
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Do you really want me to answer that question?
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NO.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I would actually argue that Harry Potter is moralistic as hell and has absurdly black-and-white notions of good and evil, but that’s just me.
It’s still not as black-and-white as the Lord of the Rings. Are you going to tell me that Tolkien had no literary merit?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
That is a more complicated issue because the plot of LOTR was basically a sidenote to Tolkien’s work.
Well, all I’m saying here is that just because some aspect of a book isn’t deep or interesting or fleshed-out doesn’t necessarily mean that the book has no literary merit. You can have significant literature that has flat, one-dimensional characters, or simplistic prose, or themes that are far from lofty.
I’m not saying your criticism of Harry Potter isn’t valid, I’m just saying that such criticisms don’t necessarily condemn the novels to the level of trash fiction. There are plenty of universal themes dealt with in the novels, and while I don’t necessarily see them being taught in Freshman English classes anytime soon, I DO think that people read and enjoy them because they have an entertaining story with characters that resonate with them, not because they’re told that they should like the book, and that generations hence will continue to read and enjoy Ms. Rowling’s work.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Haha. I think more than half the people I know who started LOTR couldn’t get through book 1 and gave up. There’s like a 300 page stretch (Tom Bombadil, etc.) that’s very slow going, although it speeds up considerably after that.
My mother (they are her favorite books, and she said their release was a landmark moment of her youth) said I should wait to read them, because they can be very dense.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I read them in 5th grade, and then again in college, and on reading them a second time, I was amazed at how much more was in there that 5th-grade me missed completely.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Yeah. That is why I am somewhat hesitant to read classic books or watch classic movies at this age. I will probably appreciate them more later.
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Well, I still enjoyed it in 5th grade, and there’s no harm in reading a book or watching a movie twice. The real danger is in seeing something when you’re young that you don’t enjoy because you don’t understand it, and thus being turned off to it forever.
I don’t know how to you tell one situation from the other beforehand, though.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
It’s more likely that it’ll feel like you’re turned off to it forever, but after a while you’ll want to revisit it just to see if your judgment still stands.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Harry Potter made me become Wicca. Conservative talk show hosts were right!
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Despite all the wizardry that obviously attracted a lot of readers, I actually felt that the Harry Potter books did a good job dealing with a lot of issues regarding what it’s like to be a misfit adolescent. The main characters DID grow over the series, and I liked how the literary tone and the sophistication of the prose increased as the children got older.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I agree. When I was a misfit adolescent I cast spells on enemies and blew them up.
….no seriously I blew some fuckers up on the playground.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I reiterate, are you going to murder me tonight?
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah tonight is Giants game
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Commitment to a cause greater than oneself? Importance of friendship and how easily that bond can be broken? The want to strike back at an incompetent administration making poor decisions? They aren’t profound, but they’re not trivial.
Also, don’t underestimate the desire of people to play the hero or to imagine themselves in these situations. Part of the draw for science fiction and fantasy books especially is that they excite the imagination and creativity. People want to have these adventures, but a good number of people haven’t lost their families in a tragic accident to be avenged or aren’t going to leave their current state of life to set of on some random adventure. It’s partly escapism, but I doubt that that’s the entirety of it.
I’m pretty sure my thoughts aren’t as developed as I think they are.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
You didn’t say that hard to read = literary merit, but it’s not a reach for that to be the conclusion from what you are saying.
As for universal themes, don’t be condescending. There’s all sorts of echoes in there of the same sort of archetypes that are typically described as applying to Star Wars – the orphaned hero searching for redemption of his dead parents, the corruption of institutions, the limits and ties of loyalty and friendships, the presence of trickster heroes, and so on.
I’m not arguing that it’s Beowulf, but it also doesn’t deserve to be dismissed on essentially technical grounds. It’s a compelling narrative and the characterization is largely beside the point.
Oh, you want book sales to equate with literary merit now? Next, I suppose you’ll be wanting television programs (I almost wrote programmes – I’ve been watching too much Doctor Who and Top Gear) to garner audience ratings in line with their quality — bye bye Survivor and American Idol.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
My point is that people’s standards are low. In response to Fire Starkey’s question about why Twilight is so popular.
So people should expect posts from Hydro but receive posts by Twist. Devoid of Hydro’s post they don’t realize how useless Twist’s posts actually are?
by chowder on Jul 9, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just discovered it about a month ago. Can’t believe it took me so long; it’s fantastic!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Top Gear: Killing A Toyota Truck
you NEED to watch this, it’s awesome. The Top Gear guys try to kill a Toyota pickup truck.
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrk6vsb77xk
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc4Ksz3nHM
part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfZDtC9kjVk
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by BearStage on Jul 9, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not that I am recommending downloading content off the internet, because that would be WRONG, but if you haven’t come across finalgear.com that has links to years’ worth of programs including the current summer series – next new episode on Sunday.
Heh. I have every single episode evar. Worship me.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I already do…
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The Ford Fiesta test is one of the greatest things ever.
Don’t you hate when baddies show up when you’re driving through the mall?
Not really, they usually make the classic baddy error: too much power, not enough handling.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 10, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see the problem with it. Books are forms of entertainment. Just like movies. They don’t have to have merit. The point is for you to enjoy it. Like the movie Taken. I watched it last week. Solid movie. It was fun. Would I watch it again? No. It ain’t Citizen Kane, but I still think that there is no fault in watching it. Same goes for books. Maybe it is better to read ones with actual merit, but sometimes you just want a simple yet fun book.
Does what I said make sense?
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It does. And I don’t necessarily disagree with you, actually, I think the question is not can you enjoy something that’s “lowbrow” or “middle-brow,” it’s what makes something, in the case of the word that HolmoePhobe used, literary.
I think as long as they acknowledge they aren’t reading Shakespeare it is fine. And that they also mix in some stuff of actual literary merit.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Shakespeare and other Ye Olde Englishe books ruined reading for me in high school. I hated that decoding words crap. I’d tell kids to read anything, just as long as you are reading it’s all good with me.
I like some of the Shakespeare I read. By that I mean I loved Merchant of Venice and thought everything else was decent.
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Good for you. But it’s mandatory reading and not everybody thinks the same way. Like, at all. I couldn’t tell you what any of that crap was about because the garbled archaic words got completely in my way. It was a big waste of time for me.
I blame your teachers. This is what I think (from a previous DBD).
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agreed - get them reading, no matter what it is.
Yeah, anything kids read is a plus. My parents encouraged me to read anything. I read some old stuff, but my mom also took me to the comic book shop once a week so I could buy more comics to read. Reading is reading,
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The bar has become incredibly low for novels in recent years simply because nobody reads anymore – particularly in genres like science fiction and fantasy.
Neil Gaiman
is an English author of science fiction and fantasy short stories and novels, graphic novels, comics, and films. His notable works include The Sandman comic series, Stardust, American Gods, Coraline, and The Graveyard Book. Gaiman’s writing has won numerous awards, including the Hugo, Nebula, and Bram Stoker awards, as well as the 2009 Newbery Medal. The extreme enthusiasm of his fans has led some to call him a “rock star” of the literary world.4
If you don’t know him, you should.
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by AndBears on Jul 9, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agree about Neil Gaiman
he’s absolutely brilliant. Back in the day, I collected the Sandman series of comics for a couple of years and was always shocked at the quality of content in his storylines. Never read his books but did pick up Stardust a few months back and read it in one sitting. A very quick read but totally engrossing.
Another Fantasy author who is worthy of note is George RR Martin. His series “A Song of Fire and Ice” are some of the most incredible books I’ve ever read. Massive in scope, brilliantly written, constant surprises in plot and character development… I cannot recommend these highly enough. I believe “A Game of Thrones” is the first one. They been picked up by HBO or Showtime (forget which) to develop into a TV series in the next couple of years.
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by Fire Starkey on Jul 9, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Noted!
fyi, my I got to the bookstore about 4/5 times a year and drop about $80 each time. Since the economic downturn, I’m down to about $50 per visit. Don’t tell me to use the library, it doesn’t work for me.
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Agree re: Amazon
I only go to the bookstore these days if I need a quick fix. I tend to get 10-15 books at a time from Amazon and plow through those.
Agree re: the library. I can’t do it either. My Dad thinks I’m nuts.
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by Fire Starkey on Jul 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this a new or used book store? Used bookstores are wonderful places.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
new, I find used bookstores have the same problem for me that the library has. I like to go into a bookstore and see what’s new, what’s glossy, I like to browse. I especially like the staff recommends. But used and the library really work if I know what I’m looking for at the start… Just my opinion.
But my all means if you know of a great used bookstore that has nice displays and staff recommends, then let me know!
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Walden Pond, on Grand in Oakland, has been around for a while. They’ve gotta be doing something right. Plus on Saturdays someone always parks their gigantic fluffy white Husky mixes outside. They look like some kind of living Hostess Snack and are freaking IMPOSSIBLE not to pet.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had good luck in Berkeley with Moe’s on Telegraph, and with Pegasus and Half-Price Books on Shattuck. The Moe’s staff is the only one I’ve interacted with, and if I remember correctly, they have their recommendations around/on-display. I rarely go to any used bookstore with the intention of buying something in particular (which leads to hours spent browsing).
I love used bookstores, though, because it’s like almost all of the books there have their own stories. You find books with dedications, out-of-print science books that are no longer up-to-date, etc. It’s an interesting experience.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
also in Berkeley – the Friends of the Berkeley Public Library store. It’s in the bottom floor of the big parking structure near campus (same area as Cheese-N-Stuff).
Basically, ppl donate books, and those books get sold to the public at really low prices. That money, in turn, goes to support the Berkeley Public Library. It’s a great way to find super-cheap books for yourself and help the public library system at the same time. Plus, when you’re done with the book, just donate it right back to them and the can sell it again! :-)
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www.abebooks.com. Cheapest books available online. Often shipping is more $ than the book itself.
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by TwistNHook on Jul 9, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d! That’s where I got most of my textbooks, and a decent number of other books I couldn’t find other places. “California Pilgrimage” FTW (well, tomorrow)!
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
A Song Of Fire And Ice
I absolutely loved this series when I picked up the first three books a few years ago. Then he (or perhaps his publisher) made the decision to split the fourth installment into two books, with half of the characters appearing in one book, and half appearing in the other, but the events of both books happening contemporaneously. That kinda turned me off, and I didn’t bother with a “A Feast For Crows” when it was released. I suppose when the fifth book comes out (has it come out already?), I’ll buy both books and read them back-to-back.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
No, it hasn't!
I think the publisher freaked out because it had been several years since a Storm of Swords and got him to split the 4th book which was looking like a 1200+ page monster. Then he supposedly got a massive case of writers block or something and its been something like 5 years since A Feast of Crows came out. Apparently, he’s starting to write it again after taking time off to write books in another series he does (one I don’t care for). I thought AFOC was good but it was disconcerting that half the characters were absent.
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by Fire Starkey on Jul 9, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
geez, at this rate, I might get to finish reading Robert Jordan’s “Wheel Of Time” before I get back to this series…and Robert Jordan died last year!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
ROBERT JORDAN IS DEAD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, I have been freaking out about this for the last two years. I’m convinced he’s going to die before the 7th book is published.
Like Robert Jordan did
11 freakin’ books, 1 to go. Dead. New guy to finish and supposedly that “1 final book” has turned into 3 already. Whatever.
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by Fire Starkey on Jul 9, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
ROBERT JORDAN HAS WRITTEN 11 BOOKS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
“Marvel: 1602”! It’s not the greatest graphic novel, but the concept and the portrayal of characters is interesting. It does get more than a bit ridiculous by the end, though.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, you are sooooo wrong it kinda makes me laugh a little.
The Harry Potter books certainly do have literary merit. Rowling created interesting characters that people can both relate to and care about. She created a very interesting and detailed world which sparks the imagination. Authors don’t have to be Gabriel Garcia Marquez to write things with literary merit. There are different levels of literary achievement. 100 Years of Solitude absolutely shattered my mind and fundamentally changed the way I look at literature; its effect on my brain cannot be overestimated. The Harry Potter books made me wanna be a wizard, and are a fun read that totally sucks me into that world. Are Marquez and Rowling on the same level? No, of course not, they’re not even on the same planet. But that doesn’t mean that the Potter books don’t have literary merit.
I didn’t even want to start reading the Harry Potter books. My mom tried to get me to read them when they came out, she loved them. I fought it for at least a year. I finally gave in one day, started reading the first book, and I was hooked. It was good writing, interesting characters, and dammit it just sucked me in because it was simply a good book.
Another point about the Harry Potter books: I consider them to be very important at this point in history because they got people reading again. In the age of video games, the Internet, and historically short attention spans, she got kids and adults alike, all over the friggin’ WORLD, to put down their controllers, log off of their computers and read. That is a major accomplishment.
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You start off by saying they have literary merit, and then talk about how fun they are to read. I’m not disputing that they’re entertaining, I enjoyed reading most of them. But that doesn’t necessarily mean they have literary merit. Although it is a good thing that they got more people to read.
Btw Marquez puts me to sleep.
Btw Marquez puts me to sleep.
And you’re gonna talk to me about your opinions of literary merit? Really?
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You start off by saying they have literary merit, and then talk about how fun they are to read.
Do these need to be mutually exclusive?
Your definition of ‘literary merit’ seems to be unclear. Do you mean whether or not these books will be discussed university classes a century from now? No, they probably won’t. but then again, marquez puts you to sleep, and his novels will certainly be discussed in university classes a century from now.
So… I’m not sure what you’re getting at.
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Huh? What’s the connection? I like Harry Potter, but it isn’t literature. I find Marquez boring, but his books are definitely literature.
No, they’re not mutually exclusive, but they can be and in some/many cases are.
A Definition, via Wikipedia
Note, this is a discussion point, not an endorsement of what Wikipedia says:
The word “literature” has different meanings depending on who is using it. It could be applied broadly to mean any symbolic record, encompassing everything from images and sculptures to letters. In a more narrow sense the term could mean only text composed of letters, or other examples of symbolic written language (Egyptian hieroglyphs, for example). An even more narrow interpretation is that text have a physical form, such as on paper or some other portable form, to the exclusion of inscriptions or digital media. The Muslim scholar and philosopher Imam Ja’far al-Sadiq (702-765 AD) defined “literature” as follows: “Literature is the garment which one puts on what he says or writes so that it may appear more attractive.”1 added that literature is a slice of life that has been given direction and meaning, an artistic interpretation of the world according to the percipient’s point of views. Frequently, the texts that make up literature crossed over these boundaries. Russian Formalist Roman Jakobson defines literature as “organized violence committed on ordinary speech”, highlighting literature’s deviation from the day-to-day and conversational structure of words. Illustrated stories, hypertexts, cave paintings and inscribed monuments have all at one time or another pushed the boundaries of “literature.”
People may perceive a difference between “literature” and some popular forms of written work. The terms “literary fiction” and “literary merit” often serve to distinguish between individual works. For example, almost all literate people perceive the works of Charles Dickens as “literature,” whereas some critics[citation needed] look down on the works of Jeffrey Archer as unworthy of inclusion under the general heading of “English literature.” Critics may exclude works from the classification “literature,” for example, on the grounds of a poor standard of grammar and syntax, of an unbelievable or disjointed story-line, or of inconsistent or unconvincing characters. Genre fiction (for example: romance, crime, or science fiction) may also become excluded from consideration as “literature.”
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Which is why I said, at 10:23AM:
It’s hard to define, and I’m sure people will pick holes in any definition I offer.
Having said that, Wikipedia’s definition of literary merit is:
Literary merit is a quality of written work, generally applied to the genre of literary fiction. A work is said to have literary merit (to be a work of art) if it is a work of quality, that is if it has some aesthetic value. The concept of “literary merit” is practically impossible to define, and it is hard to see how such an idea can be used with any precision or consistency by policy makers, magistrates or judges. A common response to this criticism is that, while the process of establishing literary merit is difficult, fraught with dangers, and often subjective, it is the only method currently available to separate work that has significant cultural value from work that is ephemeral.
My argument, vis-a-vis this definition, is that Harry Potter lacks aesthetic value. I predict that someone will take issue with this claim in about 43 seconds.
Well, this definition is so ephemeral, it’s basically pointless to have a discussion about it – the whole thing just devolves into opinions.
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the whole thing just devolves into opinions.
Which is what almost any substantive discussion of literary merit is going to do. If I say Harry Potter has aesthetic value, and HolmoePhobe says it doesn’t, we can talk about our differences of opinion, but we can’t really say that one person is wrong and the other person is right.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
The bar has become incredibly low for novels in recent years simply because nobody reads anymore
Depending on how you define your terms, that claim is mostly hokum as far as I know.
Take it away, Randall Munroe:

Reading on the subject: http://godplaysdice.blogspot.com/2007/08/they-say-nobody-reads-anymore.html
Right, because I totes said that the lower classes are dumb and IQ levels are dropping.
I don’t think that blog post disproves anything I said – I did point out in my comment that their “average” reader was the median, not the mean – although I agree that people tend to read more stuff online now in place of books.
You’re right, it doesn’t disprove anything you said, just shows that the evidence you have backing up your points is highly suspect.
The comic is relevant because you are, intentionally or not, pushing the same societal-decline narrative that made Idiocracy so insufferably retarded.
Not really. I never said people are getting dumber, just that they read books less. Also the idea of me railing against moral decay is pretty funny, since I was arguing against that exact same idea in yesterday’s DBD.
Not really. I never said people are getting dumber,
The bar has become incredibly low for novels in recent years
Just filling in the blanks, here.
Likewise, I never said women couldn’t drive well. I only said people with vaginas couldn’t drive well. Little to no connection between the two.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
People with vaginas are allowed to drive?!??!?!?
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You have a license, don’t you?
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Wow.
Just, wow.
I never thought I’d see the day when rollon was scoring points off of me. This is huge. Our little boy has grown up. Rec’d. Rec’d hard. Rec’d with pride. I feel like I should take most of the credit for this day. This historic day. This day which shall live on in HILARIOUS infamy!
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But I still need insight into the female mind!
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s heard way worse and still hangs around. It’ll be alright.
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To Spazzy, women are emotionally fragile beings who can’t bear to hear bad words or else they might get the vapors.
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Fact 1: CalBear81 is a woman
Fact 2: Someone on this forum who shall remain nameless told her to observe his gentleman’s area, but in coarser language
Fact 3: (It was Rishi)
Fact 4: CalBear81 no longer posts here
Fact 5: ??
Fact 6: Profit!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Took me awhile, but I found it.
Man you were a jerk to the A’s that day.
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by rollonubears on Jul 10, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I dunno if I should. It ain’t exactly a sparkling moment in CGB history.
Best part of it was your follow up. Something along the lines of: Just for clarification, there are no actual trophies in my pants.
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by rollonubears on Jul 10, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that everyone's left, maybe I can have the last word!
I always took the definition of literary merit as a close synonym for staying power. If folks are still reading your work in Science Fiction/Fantasy/[insert genre] 50 years later, there was probably some literary merit in your work. Thus, Robert Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, J.R.R. Tolkien, Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler, and Franklin Dixon, etc. have all demonstrated literary merit through the staying power of their work. If any of you have not exposed yourself to their work, I highly recommend it. On the other hand, James Patterson, Danielle Steele, Nora Roberts, R.L. Stine (The Goosebumps series), Stephanie Meyer, and potentially even J.K. Rowling will likely not be in the hands of our grandchildren owing to the temporary and frequently banal quality of their work
They dont fuck until the 4th book, BTW. Sorry if I am ruining the “surprise” for anyone.
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Jerk. I am on number 3.
I am 400% kidding.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
have your daughter read Of Mice & Men, Where the Red Fern Grows, and Grapes of Wrath. I’d start with Rawls’ book.
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She actually is reading The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman which apparently is a school related project (much to my surprise- 7th grade? Who knew?).
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by Fire Starkey on Jul 9, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Of Mice and Men is one of my top 5 favorite books. I still almost cry when I read the end.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I have to read Grapes of Wrath this summer.
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by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Make sure you’ve got some Zoloft handy.
Also, it’s really, really good. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Monty and co are pleased with the experience Max is getting overseas.
Mostly, John said the coaching staff is excited by the residual impact this can have on Zhang’s confidence and outlook.
"This tournament, game in and game out, it appears he had to gain experience and confidence, and for him, that’s vital," John said. "He’s now done something. In his mind, he can say, `I’ve done this against these people. I can do it here.’
"That’s what Max didn’t have. There was no reservoir of experience that he can go back to and really draw from. This couldn’t work out any better. It has to be motivation, and the drive has got to kick in and accelerate."
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
I always like to dip into my reservoir of experience from time to time.
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by dballisloose on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Two links
Cal WILL be facing off against Texas in the near future … sort of.
AMERICA’S recent history has been a relentless tilt to the West—of people, ideas, commerce and even political power. California and Texas, the nation’s two biggest states, are the twin poles of the West, but very different ones. For most of the 20th century the home of Silicon Valley and Hollywood has been the brainier, sexier, trendier of the two: its suburbs and freeways, its fads and foibles, its marvellous miscegenation have spread around the world. Texas, once a part of the Confederacy, has trailed behind: its cliché has been a conservative Christian in cowboy boots, much like a certain recent president. But twins can change places. Is that happening now?
And for the soccer fans: anyone going to this? I was thinking about it…
Sunday, July 19
Club America vs. Inter at Stanford Stadium (Palo Alto, Calif.)
7 p.m. ET on ESPN2
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California could adopt not just Texas’s leaner state, but also its more bipartisan approach to politics and its more welcoming attitude towards Mexico.
Haha. Hahahaha. Seriously? I can’t think of a single way in which Texas is “more bipartisan” than California. Reps have a lot more power in CA than Dems do in TX.
I can’t think of a single way in which Texas is "more bipartisan" than California.
Um….they can pass budgets?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Texas require 66% to pass a budget?
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Exactly, CA is so partisan no one can negotiate to the point of getting even 2/3 of the legislature to agree on something. Because it is easier for the party in power to pass a budget, legislators from the opposite party know they have to negotiate to get concessions from the party in power.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh you really think they could negotiate to a 2/3rd majority in Texas if they needed one?
Remember when Democrats in the legislature fled the state to avoid a very much partisan redistricting plan the GOP was trying to force through?
Also, California has a Republican governor (and Insurance Commissioner); Texas hasn’t elected a Democrat to statewide office since…1994. It’s pretty much a one-party state.
I dunno, the state legislature has 74 democrats and 76 republicans, that seems pretty even to me. And the article pretty much just says the state is MORE bipartisan than California, not necessarily the MOST bipartisan entity out there, and with that I would agree. The most centrist politician in CA right now is Arnold, pretty much.
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I guess it depends on how you define bipartisanship – just because there are 74 Dems and 76 Reps doesn’t mean they’re necessarily going to be moderate (gerrymandering) or work together.
Frankly, I don’t think there are more than a handful of legislatures left in the country with any real degree of bipartisanship…
As for Arnold being centrist…he’s with the legislative Republicans on a 100% cuts budget. Dems want a combination of cuts and revenues, I would argue that’s more centrist than 100% cuts, but that’s just me.
Arnold already passed one tax increase, and along with Abel Maldonado probably fucked his remaining CA political career as a result. Most legislative republicans hate Arnold for his anti-global warming and hands-off-the-gays approach. They have no reason to work with him. It is to their advantage to simply dig in their heels and agree to no more tax increases because they don’t have to work with Arnold or the democrats. Arnold’s job as governor is to pass_a_budget by whatever means necessary. If those means translate to a 100% cuts budget, then so be it.
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Is passing a budget Arnold’s job? Doesn’t at least some, if not most, of the responsibility fall to the legislature? Of course, the legislature as a body is the perfect structure for diffusing blame, as everyone is frustrated that they can’t get anything done, but everyone is proud of their own particular representative for advocating their own interests, even if that means being little more than an obstructionist. The Governor is just an easy target for blame.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
At this point, passing a budget is pretty much Arnold’s only job. He’s not going to be re-elected and doesn’t have any causes that need championing now that the feds are on board with global warming. If you go to California’s webpage and look up budgetary info, all the publications are titled “Governor’s Budget 2009.” He is basically the CEO of CA. The legislature, on the other hand, only controls about 25% of general fund expenditures. The rest is mandated towards causes via propositions. On top of that they are highly focused on getting reelected by their very specific constituencies. In other words, passing a budget that is good for CA is secondary to passing a budget that is good for their constituencies and therefore good for their reelection chances.
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I think Arnold’s job as governor is to look out for the best interests of Californians – and I think those interests are not served by a budget that hurts kids, old people, sick people, the unemployed, etc.
As for Maldonado, the only thing he cares about is…Maldonado.
It is hugely debatable whether a budget cut will hurt kids, old people, sick people etc long term. The state government is not the only entity that can provide those services. The counter argument (not necessarily one that I espouse one hundred per cent) is that lower taxes will lead to more business in CA, leading to more (and better) jobs for everyone, which will make state dependency unnecessary.
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Well, cut services enough and the sick and the old cease to be a problem sooner than kids, that stands to reason.
Like I said, long term. Short term might be kind of hard, but a lot of tough political transitions and weanings are.
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If only the children would die off / bugger off as quickly as their less selfish sick and elderly equivalents!
I agree. And cutting health and human services budget will instantly lead to all old poor people dying in the state.
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They’ve sponged off us long enough – if they can’t find an intersection with long red light times to allow them to shuffle along with an empty Depends box for change, the hell with them!
DC, do I detect a hint of sarcasm? I think you overestimate the ease in which an aging population can be sustained…
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Highlights from the leader:
For the public finances, an ageing population is a huge headache. In countries where public pensions make up the bulk of retirement income, these will either swallow up a much larger share of the budget or they will have to become a lot less generous, which will meet political resistance (and remember that older people are much more inclined to vote than younger ones). Spending on health, which in most rich countries has been going up relentlessly anyway, is likely to grow even faster as patients get older. And because of a huge increase in the number of over-80s, a lot more money, and careful thought, will be needed to provide long-term care for them as they become frailer.
What can be done? As the IMF puts it, "the fiscal impact of the [financial] crisis reinforces the urgency of entitlement reform." People in rich countries will have to be weaned off the expectation that pensions will become ever more generous and health care ever more all-encompassing. Since they now live so much longer, and mostly in good health, they will have to accept that they must also work for longer and that their pensions will be smaller.
Will the recession make it easier or harder to introduce the required reforms? If people are feeling poorer, they may think that their government should do more for them, not less. Yet some say that if everything is in a state of upheaval already, change becomes easier to bring about. They cite a phrase currently much used in the Obama White House: "Never waste a good crisis."
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I think that bolded section in the second paragraph should be self-evident, but apparently it isn’t. My wife thinks that I am being fatalistic about succumbing to the family trends of stroke and heart disease in my 70s but her share of whatever cash we have will go much further as a result.
People just don’t understand how much longer lifespans are than when social security and other programs was implemented. When the soc security (which kicks in at age 65) act was passed, life expectancy in the US was 62.
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I think it’s not just Social Security etc, it’s general improvements in the quality of health care throughout life (for those who can afford it) and – at least until the last 10 years or so – improved nutrition / cheaper food. In other words, it’s a life long thing.
I wonder to what extent longevity is correlated with income?
At first, I thought a Cal-Texas home and home was set-up. Then I was disappointed, like Freida Pinto’s ride on the Rishi train.
I love that we can go from a very heavy discussion
of marriage, adultery, legislation of values etc. one day to a huge discussion on litereary merit of various books the next.
on a sports blog.
you know someone from the sec is going to read this and have a seizure.
Go Bears Go
Good call. let’s ruin this momentum. Tomorrow, what should we discuss? My huge Twist?
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Me. We don’t talk enough about me.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Jul 9, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
tomorrow’s topic = From Ashland to Orinda: Our favorite Summer Shakespeare plays.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Jul 9, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
VOTE FOR PABLO!
Vote for the KUNG FU PANDA there is one hour left! Vote and then vote some more you Giants fans. A’s fans can vote for Pablo too! Represent the Bay, blah blah blah NOR-CAL blah blah VOTE ALREADY!
All we have are memories. Memories of snuggling, memories of watching our favorite movie Kung Fu Panda while sipping on White Russians. Man, those memories are really flooding back right now. Gushing even.
I have memories of him defending Wazzu.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
He’d be voting for Pablo for the next 45 minutes if he could but he can’t. So you must. For the Pens. For the Cougs. For America. For pandas.
Thinking of baseball just angers me. Fucking Jack Cust. Down by 1 run. 2 runners on. 2 outs. Strikes the fuck out last night. AHHHHHHH!
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Hairston has a 3-run bomb if the wind wasn’t blowing in last nigh…so it goes I suppose.
Cahill was dominant and then got rocked in the 6th. I can’t wait for him, Mazzarro, and Andersen to figure it out and be really really good.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Everything was going Bostons way. Even OHuds triple becomes a single after it bounces right into Drews glove. Ugh.
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Spend the next hour voting for Pablo, you’ll feel better. A big snuggly panda in the All Star Game, how delightful!

Looks like he’s about to go yard!
I think MLB is trying to kill me. How about we take the best guy left? We don’t need every loosely-affilliated Hawaiin voting for Victorino. KFP’s been dominant with absolutely no help around him. Moreover, how is it someone can vote 4200 times for the same guy?
I do like KFP though. He’s fun to watch.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I voted for Victorino.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 9, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not enough of you are voting for Pablo, that’s what’s up. Spend the next 32 minutes voting and I will resolve the problem. I’m a professional.
I think it was the North Koreans…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
CAL RELATED NEWS I REPEAT CAL RELATED NEWS
After year long delay, UC sports facility begins to take shape
While the price tag for the hotly contested sports training center has jumped from $125 million when it was approved in late 2006 to $153 million now, the 21-month delay actually helped the bottom line, Milano said. "The 21 months, we think, was a benefit to us financially,‘’ he said. "Our bids were 15 percent below the engineer’s estimates on steel, concrete and pipes."
Crews took soil core samples from every sector of the site, but even the university acknowledged that the true test would be when construction on the facility started. So far, no bones or human remains have been found.
But Milano is starting a collection in his office of things that have been found on the site — rocks that were buried in Strawberry Creek in the 1920s, a piece of coal, pieces of broken flatware from the old Victorian homes nearby, a metal hook and a few other objects.
“More often than not they are likely to find stuff on the top six feet,‘’ said Milano. "We’ve virtually found nothing of substance digging a two-acre hole. I’m disappointed that they haven’t found more (historic artifacts)."
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Flagged for actual Cal content
And excessive self-fellatio.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Jul 9, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
What is this "Cal Related News" you speak of?
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
And a metal hook. I wonder if they’re going to find any twist too.
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
Pieces of flatware from the old Victorian homes? RunningWolf will prolly argue that they are the pieces of flatware from the old Victorian homes of his ancestors.
Praise be to Tedford!
Running wolf will probably argue the pieces of flatware are his ancestors
by chowder on Jul 9, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was gonna say he will probably argue the pieces of coal are his ancestors…
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I think if you caught him at the right time of day, you could convince him he is a piece of coal.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
nice to see progress. Man, I miss those trees. They were so shady.
Once carp laid under the woodsy canopy on a hammock.
Now he lays in a dirt trench w/ 600 V wires 4" from his cawk.
But the students are gay,
and the athletes can play,
meanwhile carp gets covered in Ronnie Dub feces.
It kind of fell apart at the end…
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Ethnologists out with in Peru,
Wired home for two punts, one canoe.
Word the next day said,
“Two girls on the way,
But what in the world’s a panoe?”
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The project was held up for 648 days — between Dec. 2, 2006 and Sept. 8, 2008 — while some 150 people rotated through the trees and the city of Berkeley, the Panoramic Hill Association and the California Oak Foundation sued the university to stop construction of the sports center.
There were 150 people involved? Did they count people who were strictly ground support? Regular Berkeley vagrants who wandered by?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
This is Depressing
Orphaned cat’s have a more expensive residence than I do.
The Marin Humane Society on Tuesday unveiled its new $150,000 kitty condo complex that allows prospective cat owners an up-close experience with the felines.
http://www.marinij.com/marinnews/ci_12771754?IADID=Search-www.marinij.com-www.marinij.com
When taking off that red shirt goes wrong.
Comments section is going crazy.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
For fuck's sake, football season can't possibly start soon enough
Its not that I don’t enjoy talk about books, politics, and moral codes….it just makes me want the football season to arrive even more.
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
by dballisloose on Jul 9, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
58 days til kickoff
In the meantime, enjoy this video of my most recentist favorite song. And its not Winger!
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
If you want to expand your musical horizons, check out this guy from Colombia, the most-winning Grammy artist ever (ok, most are Latin Grammys, but still):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkTgwPvwhjU
Juanes “A Dios Le Pido”
Or another Colombian guy named Fonseca (the girl in the video shows you why I married a Colombian….meow):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcxvZTSGesg
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
I’ll captain the LA team
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
without phail, yes
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
pics or shawna lenee will be the tailback.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Tera Patrick
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
nailed it!
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
Hanna Hilton for Strong Safety.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I’d never heard the name. So I did a brief wikipedia search and found this gem of a sentence:
Her first adult photoshoot was for the December 2006 Penthouse issue as Pet of the Month.4 She decided to do hardcore scenes because her boyfriend, convicted rapist5 Jack Venice, refused to stop doing them
I wonder what DBDs last summer at this time wer elike.
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DBD 7.9.08 Vote Tony Gonzalez For Tony Gonzalez!
by TwistNHook on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 AM PDT 69 comments
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, 69 comments means the discussion got pretty heated.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
A halcyon time when people respected me.
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I know what will win them back!!!!!! 9/11 jokes!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jul 9, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wishful thinking!
How come it’s always Twist that’s involved in these long-ass thread digressions?
by danzig on Jul 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT 0 recs
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Why legislating the rules of marriage is not good.
Afghanistan tones down contentious marriage law
Afghanistan’s government has revised a law that stirred an international outcry because it essentially legalized marital rape, officials said Thursday. The new version no longer requires a woman submit to sex with her husband, only that she do certain housework.
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well, it’s a start… I’m just glad I didn’t have to vow to ‘obey’ during our wedding.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
Well, that would have been especially humiliating because we put together our own vows!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
We spoke them in public in front of our parents and most of our immediate families, so no.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
With my in-laws, the hard part would have been getting them to shut up about sex. Bloody hippies would have been offering advice.
Drum circle or you resent the fact you were raised in a hippie commune!
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Question: when you get married, will an elephant be involved?
Followup question: why not?
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Because the Rishi-train only has room for one?
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
4 Iron or else your wedding night foursome WILL include a Tiger.
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I will probably be writing the second part of my basketball preview in a few hours, so if you have an afternoon meeting CANCEL IT. This is much more important. I know the suspense will be killing you all. Like Spazzy will be killing me tomorrow night.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
NCAA Financial Report
I’m still trying to figure out what all this means in relation to each individual school, but there seems to be a lot of good information.
http://web1.ncaa.org/web_video/membership_report/2008/index1.html
I hate trying to get data quickly from flash sites like that.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, note that they don’t have a P&L either, they make you click around to figure it out, but with $635M in revenue and $612M in expenses, its clear that the NCAA is profitable.
The NIT is a break-even subsidiary/lineitem for them, about $5.9M in both revenue and expenses, whereas the “Eligibility Center” is a loss-leader…if you could call it that. Its not like each lineitem is a business unit, and I’m not really sure what the Eligibility Center really is.
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
correction, the financial statements are available as a pdf file here:
http://web1.ncaa.org/web_video/membership_report/2008/content/pdf/0708_NCAA_Financials.pdf
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
So if I’m reading this right, and I’m probably not, the income by the NCAA from television contracts is roughly half a billion. Does this total each conference’s take, or is this on top of that figure?
Not having read this yet, my understanding is that the NCAA takes in most of it’s yearly revenue from the basketball tournament (i.e. television contracts), and each conference makes what it can during the regular season.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Rags is correct. If you look at pages 13-14 of the pdf, it details the revenue recognition. The $500M+ per year is the CBS contract for the promotion and coverage of the NCAA tournaments, primarily the men’s Div I bball tournament. The NCAA also entered into a contract with ESPN, but the value of that is much less, only about $15M per year.
The NCAA then distributes those revenues to member schools, based on historical performance in the tournament….so if you’re a school that usually reaches the Sweet 16, you’re going to get more revenue than a school that doesn’t.
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
My senses aren’t acute enough to detect.
by Yes We Cannon on Jul 9, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Rickey = the one spazzy is talking about (# 24)
Hendu = Dave Henderson, CF (# 42)
Hendu made the All Star team in 1991.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Well it’s about time! She had to raise 6 kids, she deserves it.

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