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DBD 7.03.09 Day Without A DBD


Hey all, BearStage here.  If you know me, then... you probably live in the East Bay.  Horrible jokes aside, I've noticed that it's already 12:35 Pacific Time, and there's no DBD!  I noted this is in the 4th of July thread.  I was going to do nothing - I swear.  Then Yes We Cannon sarcastically asks if I volunteered... and that got me thinking - which is never a good thing. 

So this really should just be a day where we don't have a DBD - but I just can't let that happen, can I?  I mean, didn't you see A Day Without A Mexican?  Ok, me neither, but I really wanted to, the premise was really interesting.  I worried that CGB as we know it might fall apart if we didn't have a place for people to spout off endlessly about absolutely nothing, with the occasional glimmer of something that slightly resembled cogent discussion.  The board as we know it might grind to a screeching halt, forcing Twist to actually do something meaningful at work!  The horror, man, the horror!!!

Of course, it also occurred to me that the reason we don't have a DBD today is that everybody and their mama is either out of town or not at work.  Considering that this is the day closest to the actual July 4th holiday, this would be the day that offices give you off of work.  We know Twist is probably halfway to Santa Barbara by now.  Rishi has surely drowned in barrel of cheap rum.  Rollonubears is wishing he was on the East Coast.  And I... don't have rehearsal til 8:00pm tonight, so I'm wasting the day writing a DBD that by all rights shouldn't even exist.  I predict no more than 10 replies - and that's on the high end.  

Of course, there won't be any replies at all if I don't offer up a topic of discussion!

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Okay, we're trying something different today.  There is no topic of discussion today.  There isn't even supposed to be a DBD today, and since this DBD shouldn't exist, how can there be a topic of discussion?  Whoa.  Yeah - I just blew your mind.  Talk about anything you want - talk about the weather, talk about politics, talk about how much this DBD sucks dirty hosewater.  Take your pick.

My prediction stands - more than 10 replies, and I will be shocked.  Go nuts (and Bears)!

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