DBD 6.30.09 Rollonubears appreciation!
Just kidding. Everybody calm down. There is nothing to be scared of. HolmoePhobe, are you okay? Please stop screaming. It was just a joke. Avinash, where did you get a hand grenade?
Man, this escalated quickly...
In unrelated news, I feel it is time to overthrow Twist's monopoly on the Daily Bear Dump. So I am going to be doing every single one for the next month. Every single one will be about the greatness that is me (HolmoePhobe, really, chill the fuck out. I told you to stop screaming) and all of my serious problems. Like these weird changes I'm feeling. Is this what they call 'puberty'? Anyways, I can go on for days on topics regarding me, but what topics regarding me do you want to hear about? Here is a suggestion thread from yesterday's DBD. Give your suggestions in this DBD.
Together, we can overthrow Twist's tyranny.
Better focus: When you were a teenager, what were some of the embarrassing things you did?
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I appreciate rollonubears because:
- he is an A’s fan.
- he loves the Golden Bears.
- he makes me laugh. Seriously. But not at him, the stuff he writes.
- we apparently agree on many things.
- he seems remarkably on-the-ball for his age (which is not 14, Rishi).
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, and apologies if this was meant to a sarcastic thread… if so, earnestness phail on my part.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
<3
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by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
In my opinion I am a lot funnier in person. I don’t know why, but I don’t find myself funny on here, while at school I am viewed as the class clown and have made jokes that were so funny they disrupted class for 2 minutes because everyone was laughing hysterically (including the teacher).
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by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Corporeal mime re-enactment or else you are just acting cocky.
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Are you as funny in real life as you are here? I think I laugh at your jokes because, emotionally, we are about the same age.
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by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No, in real life, I mostly speak of investing in the East Asian Trading company while pretending to take a puff on my fashion pipe. I’m devilishly serious.
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I guess that is your wife’s South Carolina influence having its effect on you.
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by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a coincidence. I spend large portions of my time reviewing the reports of the Irrawady Flotilla Company in an effort to recoup my investments in shipping failed running backs to Rangoon.
Their cinnamon futures are attractively priced, and plainly they are expecting a spike in competition – land mine sales to protect the groves are through the roof!
Good-day sirs, I do say, well now, I do say, that a recent shipment of French Indochinese tea leaves lead me to believe that good things could be brewing there.
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Most recently, my manservant Ah Chew most dispirtedly did dispose of an unfinished carafe of Burmese tea. Might I enquire as to the latest whereabouts of the shipment from Indochine?
As for Ah Chew, I had him beaten and now he is for the better & etc.
gesundheit
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
DC, I’ve been wondering. Don’t you have a blog of your own to tend to?
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
PS Just kidding, stay as long as you want. Just stop putting your muddy shoes all over our white couch!
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NO! NOT MY COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This DC Trojan-Harsha UCLA-USC tandem is an unholy alliance of all that is evil!
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I have a good Freida Pinto story. I’ll work it into a DBD to debut later.
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Pics or… no, dammit, just post lots of pics! NSFW is better, and will make carp happy.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Let he without sin cast the first stone.
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Your older ones were better. The more recent ones were like “Barney Stinson declares you Sanchez and I like to drink on Fridays lol”.
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I bet you would like that better than rollonubears appreciation.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
What about “DBD 4.23.09 Allow me to recount inaccurate stories of my virility!”
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What?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you talking about the teacher? Who is a 70 year old man?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Too bad she only dates the head of football team.
What do you mean by that?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Why?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you listen to Kanye’s second verse or not?
You can only ask questions after you do.
Sit down.
JAI HO!
I did.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
1:27-1:29 Kanye’s face is hilarious.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for making me sit through 3 minutes of that horribly inane song. Just post the lyrics next time, and I won’t have to Kanye being “sensitive” or whatever bulls*** that was supposed to be.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
Id like to blame it on the alcohol.
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I’ll blame it on the rain.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Milli Vanilli FTW!
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what you are talking about.
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I have a Samsung. It cost $10. I was upset I had to pay for a phone. I always get the free one!
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No.
Maybe, if I’m fucking a mermaid.
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That tips the scales into disfavor for me.
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I am going to live out my long-abandoned lacrosse dreams vicariously through you.
No pressure.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
Well the team at my school is new this year, so I will probably make it. Varsity. No big deal. Who cares if the only option is varsity? It is still varsity. As a sophomore.
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by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
7th in Director’s Cup! All hail Sandy!For the third time in the last four years, California finished seventh in the final Directors’ Cup standings, tying for the school’s highest placing in the history of the rankings. The Golden Bears were also seventh in 2006 and 2008.
During the 2008-09 seasons, Cal captured a national championship in women’s swimming, finished as the NCAA runner-up in women’s tennis and women’s rowing, and registered top-five finishes in men’s swimming (4th), men’s gymnastics (4th) and volleyball (5th). Both rugby and men’s rowing also earned second-place national finishes in 2009, but because they are not sponsored by the NCAA, the Bears did not receive points for either of their results.
Other teams to secure spots in the Top 10 were women’s basketball (9th), which reached the NCAA Sweet 16 for the first time, softball (9th) and men’s soccer (9th).
Overall, Cal has now placed among the Top 10 in the Directors’ Cup each of the last four years and six times in the last seven years. The Bears were ninth n 2003, 2004 and 2007.
For 2008-09, Cal was the only Pac-10 school to have its football team play in a bowl game (Emerald Bowl) and its men’s and women’s basketball teams earn invitations to the NCAA Tournament. On the national level, just five teams achieved the trifecta and a Top 10 Directors’ Cup finish – Cal, North Carolina, LSU, Ohio State and Texas.
The Directors’ Cup was developed as a joint effort between the National Association of Collegiate Directors of Athletics (NACDA) and USA Today and is presented to the best overall collegiate athletics programs in the country in NCAA Division I, II and III and the NAIA. Points are awarded based on each institution’s finish in a maximum of 10 NCAA-sponsored sports for both men and women.
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Two Cal gymnasts going to Japan CupCurrent California sophomore Kyle Bunthuwong and former letterwinner and graduate intern Tim McNeill will travel to Japan with the United States delegation for the 2009 Japan Cup. The meet will feature gymnasts from the top countries in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Both Bunthuwong and McNeill are current U.S. Senior National team members.
“We’re thrilled for the guys,” Cal head coach Barry Weiner said. “The U.S. is sending over its top team. This will be a great experience for Kyle and Tim.”
The team all-around competition will take place on Saturday, July 18 ,and the individual all-around meet will be held Sunday, July 19. The Japan Cup is the first international meet in the Tokyo area since 1993 and is a FIG-approved event. The two-day event will take place at the Makuhari Events Hall in Makuhari Messe, Chiba.
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Yes, but are they going to be competing in NINJA WARRIOR?!?!?!
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Or some other Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
There have been other US gymnasts in Ninja Warrior, including the Hamm brothers.
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I recall one Hamm did fairly well, but they didn’t make the final challenge. I don’t think any American has. But I would like to see Olivia Munn do some more Ninja Warrior challenges. Slowly…
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s awesome, isn’t she? But I don’t mind when she falls in the water. She’s got a great personality too…I married too soon.
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate rollonubears because he takes the most (usually lighthearted) crap around here and very rarely, if ever, reacts negatively.
I like him so much I didn’t even brag when the Giants took 5 of 6 from the A’s!
…Oh crap, sorry
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
I honestly wasn’t looking for actual appreciation or praise. I am not that narcissistic. However, thank you for the kind words.
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by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
was it 5 of 6?
…good lord…
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
Yeah, it was a 3-0 sweep by the Giants in San Francisco and a 2-1 series win in Oakland. The all-time regular season record is in Oakland’s favor, 39-35, with the winning percentage even greater in the playoffs.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 29, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
late 80s scoreboard!
late 80s scoreboard!
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I was going to add something about you vomiting in a corner, but I figured it would be a bit much.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Also
This disgusts me on so many levels:
Schlabach: “The Blind Side” offers coaches a shot at acting on the big screen
So with the cameras rolling again, Saban leaned toward the computer screen and picked up the pace of his still-evolving Southern drawl.
“Wow!” Saban repeated. “This kid is something!”
While actress Sandra Bullock and country singer Tim McGraw are the film’s most famous entertainers
Boston Celtics forward Glen “Big Baby” Davis actually auditioned for the role of Oher
I just died a little inside.
Avinash wants to invite YOU to the pants party!
Avinash, where did you get a hand grenade?

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:24 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
If I can grow up being half as funny as Brick Tamland, I will be a man.
by Avinash Kunnath on Jun 30, 2009 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Troy Taylor joins lawsuit against EA Sports
For unauthorized use of likeness for commercial purposes
Troy Taylor, who played football at the University of California and was quarterback with the New York Jets from 1990 to 1991, is joining the suit. Taylor is a radio analyst for University of California football games.
[Former Rutgers quarterback Ryan] Hart and Taylor claim the use of their likenesses was an invasion of privacy for commercial purpose.
Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.
More potential good news on the footy front
Edgar Castillo, born and raised in New Mexico but had previously declared to play for Mexico, has announced publicly that he wants to switch back to the US team. Similar to Jermaine Jones w/ Germany, Castillo has never played for Mexico in a FIFA sanctioned match at the senior level so is eligible. Castillo would become the best pure left back in the US pool if this goes through and would be a huge, huge pickup. The fact that he has said this publicly also means his time with Mexico is likely over regardless as the Tricolores are not known for being fond of us Yanks…
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
The fact that he has said this publicly also means his time with Mexico is likely over regardless as the Tricolores are not known for being fond of us Yanks…
So in other words, the Mexicans will declare him Sanchez?
Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.
Err... yes! Yes they will!
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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Not a bad article, but this line was absurd:
Over a lunch of lamb pizza and a peach salad at Petros, a stylish Greek restaurant in Manhattan Beach, Donovan took a sip of Pinot Grigio and exhaled deeply.
Dibs!!!!
I’m totally the person deleted by HydroTech, I’m clearly the only person on this blog that he feels the need to censor.
The The is above souls.
Where have you been these past few days.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I just moved to Boston for the month of July. It’s quite an ordeal quitting two jobs and moving across the country.
The The is above souls.
I presume the lack of comments is because you are too hungover to type? I presume going to pubs is the only thing you are doing in Boston.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
For those who have always said “Man, I wonder what Bollywood’s take on 9/11 is?” I have good news!

It’s not like the standard stylized Bollywood movie. Here is the trailer. It kind of looks like they did “Friends” with Indian people who then have to deal with the fall-out of 9/11. It’s……………interesting.
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"Friends" with Indian people who then have to deal with the fall-out of 9/11.
Great, three overplayed themes.
Did you see the trailer? First, it all starts out with this bunch of friends like being all chummy, throwing the ball around in the park and then drinking at bars etc etc etc. Then, it all changes and they are all in chains and being chased by the cops.
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Throwing the CRICKET ball around in the park???
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I need to see it.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not at all like that.
It’s more about the issue of innocent Muslims who were interrogated and detained under the PATRIOT Act.
JAI HO!
It’s amazing to me that someone of your intelligence missed the entire point of the movie.
It’s all about Katrina Kaif! She lost weight and looks young again… THAT’S the point of the movie. (roll eyes).
Have you actually seen it? I was going off of the trailer. Is it good?
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It’s good, if a little overdone.
I’m a little biased, leaning ideologically right, but it was a good effort.
JAI HO!
How many dance scenes were there? And how often did Ash Rai sing about pleasing her future husband?
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... ...
… …
There were a couple dance sequences of their life prior to 9/11. Not so much post.
JAI HO!
No “Enhanced Interrogation” dance sequences?
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You know SRK doing a waterboarding dance sequence would rock! Even the dude with the blindfold on can get in on the fun!
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Dont forget to vote in this weeks Meme Madness Sweet 16 Matchups.
Brock Mansion Party Yacht v. Twist Evicts Grandmothers
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Another Neuheisal imposter?!?!?!
Slowly realizing punting is not winning.
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What do you mean, another?
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
i wondered how Neuheisal could keep saying that. He was right in the sense that if our QB was going to throw 4 INTs a half, I’d rather punt the ball and have the defense get an opportunity to score. In any case, when it comes to work emails, punting is winning!
Rivals Previews Arizona St.
http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=960004
Its a slow news day, hence the link. They rank ASU at #45.
The Sun Devils aren’t ready to contend for the Pac-10 title. But the defense should be strong, so if the quarterback situation stabilizes and the offensive line improves, Arizona State could make a run at eight victories.
Even on a non-slow news day, I would think an analysis of a rival team would be an important link.
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TWSS.
Only for the second part, though, unless she was fond of mixing conversation topics.
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
You should write it out. The acronym isn’t nearly as funny.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
I agree, but I was trying to fit in. : (
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe me, not being funny is the cornerstone of this communtiy.
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But he didn’t say I wasn’t funny. Just that I wasn’t as funny as I could be.
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by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better than the new tagline for Rishi’s Blog.
Rishigasm: Wasted.
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Really? When I checked it was different:
Rishigasm: I Can Drink More $3 Lemon Drops Than You!
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont blame me. You were the one who chose the name for your blog.
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I dunno, Name Selection O Clock. Which probably coincided with Drink O Clock.
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I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
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by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I’m sure Mr. Brownridge was of the opinion that no retraction/apology was necessary. Is it coincidence that he looks like The Most Interesting Man In The World?
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
How to drive into an apartment building
Text Messaging
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas linebacker Sergio Kindle was treated for a concussion after crashing his car into an Austin apartment building last week while he was either sending or receiving a text message, his attorney said Monday.
Kindle’s attorney, Brian Roark, said Kindle lost control of the car on June 24 while looking at the message.
“It was probably something he should not have been doing,” Roark said.Because Kindle hit a stationary object and did not injure anyone else, he is only required to file a report with the Texas Department of Transportation, Roark said, adding he planned to file it as early as Monday.He’s hardly got an exemplary driving record, however.
Kindle, a senior from Dallas, had 10 sacks last season. In 2007, he missed the first three games while serving a suspension for a drunken driving arrest.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
It was probably something he should not have been doing
Probably?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
It would’ve been better if he was reading e-books while driving.
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t we post this in the DBD yesterday?
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
Message for Rollon
btw dude: I started making your Simply the Best video this past weekend. Are you aware that Tina Turner sings that song? I was looking at some footage with the song and, I gotta tell you, it looked so corny that I started laughing. I downloaded remix versions and covers of the song but all of them basically sound the smae. I understand the slogan is perfect, but when seen in a video it seems… I don’t know. Too obvious? Too corny? It just looks contrived. BTW: I tried the Karate Kid song “You’re the Best” as well… I think that suggestion was from Spaz… and that was corny too.
Since I already have done nine Jahvid videos maybe we should try something diff? I acquired some Igber, Ichimandu and JJ footage this week…. I could do a “Running Back U”-type vid. Or something that showcases Shane more… like a “Lightning and Lightning” video with both Jahvid and Shane running the same types of plays back-to-back. THoughts?
You are the man Danzig. All those ideas are good ones. I know Simply The Best would be corny, but maybe the cornier the better. We should try to circulate the video, so if it is a little bit corny that may help the cause.
The running back U video would be really cool.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just about to make you a sample, but my home server connection is down for some reason… I know corny can be good, but trust me, it looks corny enough to be obvious, but not intentional. The Silly Fast vids work because it’s clear that it’s a joke. Unless…. if I were to cut in Tina Turner clips of her actually singing the song (with her crazy hair)…. nah… it’s corny. I’ll try to make you a sample tomorrow since I got a work thing tonight.
Just go whole-hog with the corny, and use the theme from Foldger’s commercials…“The Best part of waking up…” something something Jahvid taking it to the house.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Hmm… “Simply the Best”… “You’re the Best” … “Best Part of Waking Up”…. all in the same vid? This could work… any more songs with the word ‘best’?
There's a line in "Nobody Does It Better"
The Spy Who Loved Me theme song by Carly Simon where she sings “baby you’re the best”
it too, is super corny and awesome.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Drake - Best I Ever Had
Maybe hip-hop works better…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucK10T1Lg8Y
The ‘best’ part is @ 0:36 and 1:59.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
reply phail, meant to be replied to Danzig's search for 'best' songs...
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
this is the the clean version that says ‘you the, you the best’.
If language isn’t an issue, the regular version says ‘you the f***in’ best’. (NSFW version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdo3UGBaQk)
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
I second that Running Back U video. Not only does it sound awesome, but could be a decent recruiting tool for any potential Cal RB who “runs” across it.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t really thought it through. Did you want:
1) Igber, Ichimandu, JJ, Lynch, Forsett
2) Igber, Ichimandu, JJ, Lynch, Forsett, Best/Vereen
3) Igber, Ichimandu, JJ, Lynch, Forsett, Best/Vereen, “Future” segment with Deboski HS clips
I got about 2 mins of Igber, 1 min of Ichi, 1 min of JJ, 1 hour of Lynch and Forsett, 1 hour of Best/Vereen, 3 mins of Debo… this might end up being a very long vid even if I were to be ultra selective.
Well, if its like 2 mins of Igber, 1 min of Ichi, 1 min of JJ, 1 min of Lynch, 1 min of Forsett, 1 min of Best/Vereen, and 1-2 mins of Debo all spliced together thats 8-9 minutes long. Splice it into 2 separate videos and they are only about 4 minutes long.
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1 min of Lynch?? 1 min for both Best/Vereen? Hm. There’s at least 3 mins of Lynch plays that I would consider ‘spectacular’ and at least 3mins of Best/Vereen plays that can’t be excluded.
Plus I’m no longer doing multiple parts. Youtube stats show that if 100 people watch part one… only 20 or so come back to watch part two. Plus 7 mins is already pushing it, as far as attention spans go.
Let me think about this.
To truly show off the Running Back U, i.e. Tedford backs = 1,000 yards minimum and NFL drafting, I suggest it show Iger, Ech, JJ, Lynch, Forsett, and Best/Vereen. I know you have loads of content for Lynch, Forsett and Best, so you probably need to focus on the best stuff to keep from needing an intermission.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
you don’t have any videos of halfback passes, do you? like the one from the Baylor game? i love those!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I vote for #2
Obviously this is for our own amusement, but if it will also be a surreptitious recruiting tool, I think we should pass on a “future” segment. We want whichever recruit watching the vid to consider themselves the future.
In terms of structure, you might also want to make it clear how Running Back U does it year-over-year.
So, click ‘play,’ screen goes black and…
2002: Igber [rushing statistics for the year while music starts]…transitions to sik reelz, black screen again with…
2003: Eche [rushing statistics for the year while music plays]….transitions to sik highlights, black screen again….
So you get the idea. Make it into a real storyline instead of a simple collection of videos. That will help compensate for any excessive length while getting the watcher to cast themselves into 2009, 2010, and beyond.
by Nashville on Jun 30, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
good suggestions
Obviously this is for our own amusement, but if it will also be a surreptitious recruiting tool, I think we should pass on a "future" segment. We want whichever recruit watching the vid to consider themselves the future.
Hm. Good point… as much as I like Debo’s HS highlights, it would be wise to leave them out.
As far as structure, you read my mind. We’re already on the same page there.
Where do you work?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
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Do you have a super powerful shredder?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
My next DBD may or may not be a HolmoePhobe appreciation thread. I do appreciate you HolmoePhobe.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
If more people appreciated HolmoePhobe, the world would be a better place. For HolmoePhobe.
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you feel unappreciated?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oddly enough, the appreciation of random strangers on the internet for my inane ramblings doesn’t have a very significant effect on my self-esteem.
Except Twist. Secretly I yearn for his approval.
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you with the passion of a thousand burning supernovae.
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Funny, because that is really all that matter to my self-esteem.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I am indeed.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I am rarely serious.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re a worse secret-keeper than Peter Pettigrew!
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he died doing something halfway noble.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
I thought he died because he flinched at the thought of killing Harry. Especially since Harry had to bring up the Life-Debt. I don’t think it was all that noble. That split second flinch caused Voldemort’s hand to strangle him. It’s not like Peter strangled himself.
Or maybe I’m misreading it. Or reading too much into it…
by CaliforniaBone on Jun 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
However, they do know where Barney works, just not what he does.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
meh
You might as well just order these teams by wins. Because of the NFL’s artificial economics at work, pretty much everyone is spending about the same amount. A couple of these teams are in the $450M range, but nearly everyone is between $480-520M — a range equal to about 8% of the average payroll. Spending $300M would get you 0 wins, and the salary cap prevents teams from spending $600M.
Well-run teams win more games; this is obvious. I don’t find any correlation between wins and payroll, however. The NFL is all about managing your roster within the dollar amounts you’re allowed to spend.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I think that drastically understates the case.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
A special interest whale? Is he lobbying Congress for earmarks?
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
CONGRESS HAS BEEN BEHOLDEN TO THE PRO-WHALE LOBBY AGENDA FOR TOO LONG!
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by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
More Horrifying News from Somalia
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8123481.stm
“This man was accused of raping and killing an 18-year-old girl in May this year. The court found him guilty of the charges brought against him,” Sheikh Mohamed Saleban, a local al-Shabab official, told AFP news agency on Sunday.
“He was a married man, which is why the court sentenced him to be stoned to death,” he added, explaining that a rape conviction only incurs flogging.
As a side note: This is occuring in the al-shabab controlled section of the country (the southwest side) which is the opposite coast from which the pirates are operating from.
On one hand, what he did, if true, is horrific and deserved a punishment.
On the other hand, being buried to your neck and stoned to death sounds horrifically barbaric.
Also, I dont undrestand the married man aspect. Would the crime have been different if he was single?
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Yup:
“He was a married man, which is why the court sentenced him to be stoned to death,” he added, explaining that a rape conviction only incurs flogging.
That’s funny, given that the punishment for BEING raped is also stoning to death.
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not like they’ve got the money to come up with more modern options. Not everyone can afford electric chairs and lethal injections so they have to kick it old school.
I read that the SDM commissioned a 10 month study (performed by McKinsey) trying to figure out the most cost effective way of executing their own people.
The study showed that 7.62 bullets were not cost effective and sometimes took more than one bullet to kill a Somali citizen. McKinsey recommended (using comparables from successful genocide campaigns, such as Rawanda) that switching to Chinese made machetes could save over 48% in murder costs, over a 10 year span and that they have longer depreciation timelines as the AK47 AND required less training for technicians to operate.
Dude… do your research!

Walking the plank is even cheaper AND environmentally friendly!
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I think the McKinsey study included carbon footprint statistics, but found that the SDM didn’t need to worry about it because they were stalling on the Kyoto treaty (what a backwards nation!).
Plus the PR value of a machete is greater, by far.
But think about the clean up costs. Did the study include that? There are NO clean up costs for walking the plank!
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Don’t cross me. I will tear out your heart and wear it in my fedora.
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Plus it’s more entertaining to have the two executees with the machetes in a monkey knife fight. You don’t even have to pay the executioner!
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
A) No wonder McKinsey doesn’t disclose their clients.
B) I shudder to think of the videos/research the consultants must have done to conduct a thorough investigation.
I heard they had to go back to a 2 × 2 matrix for the power quadrant after the SDM people had a little misunderstanding about pairwise comparisons to rank with Harvey Balls… there’s a lot of bitter eunuchs in the wake of that error.
You never answered if you were the guy in that video or not.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlDmux7Tk4
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I Always Appreciated the Country of Djibouti
Simply because you will end up with inappropriate sentences like this:
The French built it for the Emperor Menelik in the early 1900s, and French influences are everywhere, from the glazed canopies of the Addis Ababa railway station to the startling sight of the Ethiopian station staff in Dire Dawa talking to each other in French as they dispatch a night goods train down the line to Djibouti.
Or the age-old MUN joke: If Turkey invaded Djibouti, would Greece help?
Also this:
with some editing:
a trainload of fruit and vegetables once a week for sale in Djibouti…. …destined for the meat markets of Saudi Arabia and the Gulf.
More accurately, Coleman runs out of legal avenues to pretend that Franken didn’t win.
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
its almost as if you dont want to be allowed to discuss politics again.
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Gosh darn it, people DO like Al Franken.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
In one sense, as a Democrat, I’m happy. But, in another sense, I’m sad, because one of my family members was helping run the legal team for Coleman. So, even though he was helping to subvert Franken, I kinda wanted him to do well.
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We’ve been out of power my entire adult life; can’t I at least gloat a little? Would you be angry with an Arizona Cardinals fan if he was a little smug the week before the Super Bowl?
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
1. Reid will find a way to fuck it up. You know this. I know this.
2. I appreciate your happiness. My poltiical beliefs, in many ways, in line with yours. I just know that poltiics are more likely than other topics to lead to a slap fight. And having people come on here with “YAY!!! MY TEAM IS SO GOOD” style analysis doesn’t stop that.
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No slap fights? What about tickle fights?
PS: Don’t talk to me about Harry Reid.
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel that Reid got a bit of a bad rap in the Stimulus debate. Many people were confused as to why they didnt just put it to an up and down vote and why they had to get those last 3 Republican votes. They believed that Reid was avoiding a Republican filibuster. However, my understanding is that a bill like that requires 60 senators anyway. So, its a bit of a bad rap there.
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It’s a little more complicated than that. The bottom line is that every time they complain about something, we back down. Can they filibuster? Sure. Does that mean we have to essentially grant them a minority veto over anything they don’t like? No.
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, all Im saying is that in regards to the Stimulus package, which was a big event, the filibuster aspect was overplayed.
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I’m talking about Reid’s entire tenure as Majority Leader.
by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
If there is a flame war developing, I will jump into the discussion. Then everyone will get the fuck outta there.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
rollonu is the flame war closer. He probably has a funny haircut and tats to boot.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hes the Kenny Powers of flame wars.
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Is that show really that funny? I keep hearing great things about it.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Can someone give me an honest answer?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY! D.C just got significantly more entertaining.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s won’t be so bad. Actually using the supermajority on a regular basis will be political suicide, and there’s guarantee the Old Blues will fall in line every time.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
Actually using the supermajority on a regular basis will be political suicide
Disagree because of this:
That poll was done only a couple weeks after the inauguration… Here are the most recent numbers, using the same references as your chart (pollingreport.com, CNN/ORP – couldn’t find any images):
Obama (poll taken June 26-28):
Approve: 61%
Disapprove: 37%
Dems (April 23-26):
Approve: 43%
Disapprove: 53%
Reps (April 23-26):
Approve: 31%
Disapprove: 65%
Yeah you’re right on that, I’m just too lazy to find more recent numbers. The point is that given approval ratings for Obama/Congressional Dems vs. Congressional Reps, pushing a strong Democratic agenda is not necessarily a political risk. On the contrary, a failure to do so could be a liability as voters may see Congressional Dems as ineffective (gasp!) and punish them accordingly in the mid-terms.
Or look at it this way:
They have no real competition anymore. People are fleeing the Republican party in droves. They want to scoop up these new independents, but staying moderate. Progressives will freak the fuck out, but will end up voting for the Democrat anyway (except for rare instances like Spector or Lieberman).
Not saying I agree with this, but just saying as far as “staying alive” is concerned, you want to expand your base, not play to one extreme.
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A strong Democratic agenda isn’t extreme. For example, 76% of Americans support universal healthcare. Dems would in fact be expanding their base by passing it, given that support is strong with indies.
The idea that policies lie on a left-right spectrum and that vote share can be maximized by moving to the center on all issues is not accurate in these circumstances – because it assumes that there is a “center” position on all issues (i.e. the median position of all voters) that lies both halfway between the two parties.
On issues like universal healthcare, that simply isn’t the case: the average voter supports it, and the Democratic Party supports it. The Democratic Party already occupies the “center” on this issue.
Random note, was watching HIMYM on DVD last night and noticed a background person wearing a Cal hat.
It was legendary.
I ran into a guy wearing a Cal t-shirt yesterday and accosted him. Turns out he didn’t go to Cal, his sister did. LAME-O!
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
While I would agree the shirt wearer is clearly undereducated, he should be commended for his choice of apparel. Not everyone can attend, but everyone can wear the shirt and dream.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Tenneessee can't get enough of the Berry family
Scientists have argued Nature vs. Nurture for decades; college football coaches have not. On the gridiron, quality genes (Nature) have proven excellent predictors for success. The Mannings (Archie, Peyton, Eli) and three generations of Matthewses (Clay, Bruce, Clay Jr., Clay III) are prime examples.
Yet everyone seems so surprised that Evan Berry, the 13-year-old brother of star Tennessee safety Eric Berry, has committed to play for the Volunteers as the first member of the class of 2013. Offering a scholarship to a random 13-year-old probably isn’t the most prudent recruiting gamble, but in this case, Vols coach Lane Kiffin is doubling down on 11. Berry’s father, James, was a star running back at Tennessee. Eric might be the nation’s best collegiate safety. Evan has a twin brother, Elliot, who also could eventually climb on board.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
Link to article
Here. This is some sick stuff.
Unfortunately for those of us who inherited the 5.5-second 40-yard dash genes, all are not created equal. Some probably should be recruited while still in the womb — or at least as soon as they show the slightest glimpse of aptitude. Here are a few examples.
• Jaden and Jaz Agassi: Talk about a mixed-doubles team. The elementary school-age offspring of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf have the ultimate distillation of elite genes. Check out Jaden’s swing in this video. The tennis coaches should hurry, though, because coaches in other sports may want to harness the Agassi-Graf athleticism. Last year, proud pop Andre told the Las Vegas Review-Journal Jaden batted .943 in his coach-pitch baseball league.
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by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, not
I bet dear old Dad was counting everything like walks and errors as “hits”. Agassi, you poser hosebeast.
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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, IT WAS COACHPITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was the greatest at coach pitch. My coach was scared of me because I swung the bat so hard.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I never played coach pitch
Coach pitch is for pussies!!!!
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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was 6. I did hit a home run though.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Last Thursday I went golfing and shot a +24 over 9 holes. Let’s see if I can beat that today.
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A course in Sunnyvale. Cheap and easy.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sunken Garden
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats...
not very good
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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
In my defense, it was the first time I had played golf in 4 years.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He also once said The coldest winter I ever had was a summer in SF. So, he clearly cant tell season.
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Maybe he was implying that you were from the Southern Hemisphere.
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That makes a lot of sense. SF is freezing during the summer. And I once walked to the bus stop in minus 32 degree weather, in the snow, when I had an allergic reaction to bronchitis medecine, while my parents were in Jamaica.
On the east coast it’s freezing but people wear tons of clothing and stay inside all day to compensate. In SF in summer, dipshit tourists go to the GG bridge, where it’s 53 degrees, foggy, and windy (so the air feels like ~40 degrees) in shorts and a Tshirt. It DOES make sense.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Shot a +11 today. 13 stroke improvement. I am very happy with myself. Especially considering I was +7 over the first 3 holes, and +4 over the last 6. First 2 pars of my life.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
My putting is by far the weakest part of my game. I am not good at tee shots, but I get it far enough (though I think I sliced every single one of my tee shots). For some reason I am really good at approach shots. I rock with a pitching wedge for reasons I don’t understand. I was getting to the green in 2 strokes because I drove it far enough (they are all line drives. Any tips on how to get air under it/not slice the ball?) to be withing range with my pitching wedge, then I was able to consistently make the green from the rough. I would then proceed to 148 putt the ball. I had a putt for birdie at one point. It was a damn tough putt and I settled for par.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
To get the ball in the air/not slice
with your woods/driver, remember to bring your wrists through to finish the shot – so that your wrists turn at the moment of contact.
for irons, I find its helpful to think about hitting DOWN on the ball, to get the ball up in the air.
So I'll probably come in for the Maryland game
Over Labor Day weekend. I’ve stayed at the Durant, the City Club, and the Clarmont in past visits. I’m thinking of staying at the Marina Doubletree, or the newly renovated Shattuck Plaza. Any thoughts on those two or other ideas of a good place to stay for that weekend?
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I’ve stayed at the Durant, the City Club, and the Clarmont in past visits.
Can I have some of your money? Lord knows you have enough. You won’t miss it.
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Threaten to evict his grandmother.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
randomness lol
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
While the Durant wasn’t cheap, the Clarmont is offering rooms for that weekend at $130/night. Even someone of your destitute status could stay there.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you realize how many magazine subscriptions I’d have to sell for that kind of money?
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Eventually, people realize that you have a Cal degree and therefore deserve to be paid lots of money. Give it a couple years. Good luck with the subscriptions and candy bar sales in the interim.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a failed business plan! I keep eating the profits.
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t get high on your own supply!
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by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
CALumbus, the Claremont is nice on the outside, the inside, and has great facilities. However, I’ve been a little disappointed in the rooms themselves….being a little outdated, not as nice even as the Marriott Downtown Oakland or the Courtyard by Marriott on Broadway. But the location is good.
I generally stay at the Marriott Downtown Oakland or the Courtyard, both of them are on Broadway. One is 10th/Broadway, the other is 9th/Broadway. The locations are….eh, a little sketchy at night but during the day are nice and there some great food to be had only a block in either direction (Le Cheval, Chinatown, Indian food, etc). And you’re right next to the BART station for easy access to Berkeley.
I usually pay about $119 for the Courtyard, or $139 for the Marriott. I guess if you can stay at the Claremont for $139, I’d say go for it.
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re joking right? Its THE original Le Cheval, behind the Marriott.
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I thougt the one in Walnut Creek was THE original!
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I promised I wouldn’t use TwistNHook2. This is disappointing.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
To me, your restraint is invigorating.
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I am a man of the people. If I do something that somebody doesn’t like, I stop.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
To be honest, I wish I was in Pennsylvania right now and wasn’t posting.
What can I do to get you to tolerate me? Other than not posting?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a cake.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve consulted with HolmoePhobe and he says that he wants more superlatives.
by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
punctuation, especially apostrophies
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Best idea ever!
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, yes!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is cake not, by definition, somewhat superlative vis a vis other sweets?
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The cake is a lie. Pies FTW!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I didnt care for superlatives. I won “Most LIkely To Waste All Your Time” “Most Likely To Never See Any Of You Again Until He Searches Facebook For You In 8 Years” (even though stunningly Facebook didnt even exist at that time) and “Most Likely To Be Maharg.”
It hurt.
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Randy Johnson!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Affirmative.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Born in the Crick according to Yahoo
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Borges Ranch as compared to Euro-Borges Ranch.
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No, the original is in Oakland. They took a risk and built it there before the area was gentrified.
From their website: The Walnut Creek location is our newest location. We offer lunch, dinner, take-out, full bar and catering.
http://www.lecheval.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4&Itemid=5
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
As today is opposite day Im right!!
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I see how you first twisted that and then added a little hook.
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I added a lot of hook.
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Yes but today is opposite day, so your hook was really twist. See what I did there?
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was rollonubears day?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
rollonubears day ended at drink-o-clock, because you can’t join us
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I did go into a bar today! Does that count?
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The salad bar at Sizzler doesn’t count as a bar
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a soda after my round of golf.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And they didn’t even card you? Nice work.
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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
There were even old people gambling in there!
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The horror. If you ever see that again, close your eyes and run out of there as fast as you can.
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I am in a constant state of mildly hurt.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The Claremont recently renovated many of its rooms and common areas. They are also giving really good rates, and just got a new Executive Chef… so there have been a lot of changes up there. I haven’t seen the rooms in the new Shattuck Hotel, but I have heard good things.
Thanks dball and paleodan, it looks like it is Claremont FTW. Can’t pass up the sale rates.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If only somebody worked at the Claremont and could get us all great rates.
If only….
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Oh!
I think i just figured out who paleodan is.
Unless I’m wrong.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
A guy named Dan who is a palentologist?
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If you got the dough go for the Claremont
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It does seem like a good deal. But it is a bit of a hike to campus. The rooms are kinda old and creaky, but the common areas are nice, and they broadcast a radio show after games in one of the bars. I was thinking of trying something new.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, not driving distance. And if I’m gonna fly, I’d prefer to visit the Alma.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d prefer closer, within city limits or pretty darn close. That’s a nice hotel, tho. My favorite is the Palace in SF — always had enjoyable stays.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the Pied Piper bar (the one with the really big painting) at the Palace. Cozy
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Afraid of the hair in all the drains…
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You can crash at my place. I’ll cook for you the very same pre-game meals that I cooked for a former Cal Football player that I used to live with.
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So, like 16 hard boiled eggs and a protein shake? It’s a date!
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU USED TO LIVE WITH VINNY STRANG?!?!?!?
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I need a new sig
give me suggestions
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by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You have to add: Unlike that c***hole rollonubears.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This signature is so awesome, I’ve never ever changing it!
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB: apparently not good at providing hotel ideas
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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB: Where awkward conversations with 15 year old boys happen!
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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
They aren’t that awkward.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I inspired Maharg’s signature (The Maharg is above catch phrases), maybe I can offer some help with yours….
How about……..In CGB, as in football, it’s not whether you win or lose, its about how spazzy you got doing it
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB: Riding the Jahvid Best Rickshaw all the way to Pasadena.
That should be a tagline.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Now we know who to blame.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Optimism never hurt anyone.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Optimism always fails me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Optimism ate my baby…..or was that the dingo?
Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!
by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB: Optimism is dead to us.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
CGB: Where I post shit about hiking, danzig posts highlight vids that were synthesized from “unknown” methods, carp posts NSFW pics, and Twist posts anything he damn well pleases. Thank Bak Bak for ragnarok.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Unfortunately, I dont post anything I damn well please. I have to hold a lot back. It sucks.
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Now everyone pause...
and contemplate that you are seeing a filtered TwistNHook, constrained by the other Marshawnthusiats. Because as strange as this “Mr. NHook” is on CGB, the person on the other end of the internet is even more unreasonable in real life.
Although he makes a living as a lawyer, so… he can’t be that weird, right?
Should check out TwistNHook, After Dark. Thats where it all comes out.
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What if I were to tell you I’m making homemade scarves now? Combining two of my passions.
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Next on the TwistNHook Secret Show: How to use homemade scarves in erotic asphyxiation techniques without leaving marks on your neck!
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
If only David Carridine had seen that episode!!
….too soon?
….not soon enough?
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I don’t think it was the neck marks that were the problem for him. At least he had the sense to leave the women’s underwear off.
C’mon, you gotta give it up for that joke. That was pure genius! Dont respond all seirous and shit! IT ONLY ENRAGES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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FUCKING LOL
I just changed my Facebook status lamenting the fact that I was regretting buying my Nets season tickets. I had forgotten that I friended my ticket rep, and she commented saying not to count the team out yet and to stay strong.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
Haaaaaaaaa
awesome
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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Nets aren’t going anywhere.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray for more BCS antitrust hearings…
Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah, the subcommittee’s top Republican, had sought the hearing. His office did not immediately return telephone and e-mail messages.
Football fans in Hatch’s state were furious that Utah was bypassed for the national championship despite going undefeated in the regular season.Really? They were furious? I don’t recall hearing an awful lot of grumbling about that Sugar Bowl bid…
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Yeah they would have lost to both Oklahoma and Florida. Sorry guys. They would have lost to USC as well. They were probably the 4th or 5th best team in the nation last year (Florida, USC, Oklahoma, maybe Texas, Utah)
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
UC Berkeley scientist lays the smack down on creationists after visiting their ever-so-delightful museum:
But while there were a few laughs and some clowning for the camera, most left more offended than amused by the frightening way in which evolution — and their life’s work — was attacked.
“It’s sort of a monument to scientific illiteracy, isn’t it?” said Jerry Lipps, professor of geology, paleontology and evolution at University of California, Berkeley.
“Like Sunday school with statues… this is a special brand of religion here. I don’t think even most mainstream Christians would believe in this interpretation of Earth’s history.”
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Mike Krzyzewski has been linked to the Lakers head coaching job multiple times since 2004 and again denied the possibility on Tuesday.
“I’m not going to the Lakers. They have one of the great coaches in the game,” Krzyzewski said. “I don’t know where that rumor started, but there has been nothing done like that, and I’m not leaving Duke. Whatever you hear about anything like that, I will never leave Duke until I leave coaching.”
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
Brandon Jennings disses the Knicks, Ricky Rubio and Chris Duhon in an interview with Joe Budden.
“Fuck the Knicks,” Jennings says.
“Them niggas are always gonna be fuckin’ weak,” he continues.
He also referred to his head coach Scott Skiles as “nigga” twice after Joe Budden had some harsh words for Skiles.
Brandon Jennings, the highly-touted point guard, was drafted 10th overall in the 2009 draft by the Milwaukee Bucks.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Even if he fell to the Pacers, and he fit a need and would be a good fit, no way in hell Larry would have taken him. Too many years of the Pacers being the Jail Blazers without a funny nickname.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan Patrick and company were making fun of the Pacers for being the “whitest” team in the league.
Tyler Hansbrough, Jeff Foster, Mike Dunleavy, Troy Murphy, Travis Diener, Josh McRoberts, Rasho Nesterovic, etc.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how some people consider it racist that a team has like 6 white guys. If they were completely awful players solely on the roster to not have a black guy take up that spot, then it would make sense. But look at that list. Rasho is an expiring contract. McRoberts has big time potential and is a super energy guy. Dunleavy averaged 17 points a game in his first full year as a Pacer. Murphy had a ridiculous number of double doubles last year. Hansbrough is going to be a solid NBA player. Foster has been with the team forever and is a good rebounder and glue guy. Diener barely plays and will probably have his playing time taken away by Price this year.
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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Warriors trade Belinelli, Wright and Biedrins for Stoudemire, I want the Warriors to sign Foster.
2009-10 Golden State Warriors:
PG — Ellis / Curry / Law
SG — Jackson / Morrow
SF — Azubuike / Maggette
PF — Randolph / Turiaf / Davidson
C — Stoudemire / Foster
Foster is a free agent, right?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know. I didn’t think so. By the way they definitely should not make the Stoudemire trade, IMO.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
god, Im dumb. I got home from work and then fell asleep. I woke up at about 8, saw the clock, ran into my kitchen screaming “[First Name Of Wife Of TwistNHook]! [First Name Of Wife Of TwistNHook]! I have Court in 30 minutes, what’s going on??? I gotta get ready!”
I thought it was tomorrow morning and freaked out. God, I suck at life.
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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I have definitely done that before.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This has definitely happened to me before. It gets me really riled up, with my heart racing. But then I realize it’s too dark outside to be 8 in the morning and my wife is still home, so it can’t be… but I’m still shaking.
Well, its official. My monopoly is overthrown.
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You should have built a hotel on St. Charles Place. Also, $75 for a diamond ring?!?!? Who can afford such luxuries?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
in reference to what?
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

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