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DBD 6.30.09 Rollonubears appreciation!


Just kidding. Everybody calm down. There is nothing to be scared of. HolmoePhobe, are you okay? Please stop screaming. It was just a joke. Avinash, where did you get a hand grenade?

Man, this escalated quickly...

 

Star-divide

In unrelated news, I feel it is time to overthrow Twist's monopoly on the Daily Bear Dump. So I am going to be doing every single one for the next month. Every single one will be about the greatness that is me (HolmoePhobe, really, chill the fuck out. I told you to stop screaming) and all of my serious problems. Like these weird changes I'm feeling. Is this what they call 'puberty'? Anyways, I can go on for days on topics regarding me, but what topics regarding me do you want to hear about? Here is a suggestion thread from yesterday's DBD. Give your suggestions in this DBD.

Together, we can overthrow Twist's tyranny.

Better focus: When you were a teenager, what were some of the embarrassing things you did?

Poll
Who should do DBDs from now on?
rollonubears
5 votes
TwistNHook
8 votes
CBKWit (not a valid option because he doesn't exist)
5 votes
[person deleted by HydroTech]
18 votes

36 votes | Poll has closed

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I have a feeling this will be the best DBD ever. Just because everybody has so much pent up appreciation for me.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I appreciate rollonubears because:

- he is an A’s fan.

- he loves the Golden Bears.

 - he makes me laugh. Seriously. But not at him, the stuff he writes.

 - we apparently agree on many things.

 - he seems remarkably on-the-ball for his age (which is not 14, Rishi).

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh, and apologies if this was meant to a sarcastic thread… if so, earnestness phail on my part.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my opinion I am a lot funnier in person. I don’t know why, but I don’t find myself funny on here, while at school I am viewed as the class clown and have made jokes that were so funny they disrupted class for 2 minutes because everyone was laughing hysterically (including the teacher).

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corporeal mime re-enactment or else you are just acting cocky.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you as funny in real life as you are here? I think I laugh at your jokes because, emotionally, we are about the same age.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, in real life, I mostly speak of investing in the East Asian Trading company while pretending to take a puff on my fashion pipe. I’m devilishly serious.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that is your wife’s South Carolina influence having its effect on you.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shes not classy like that. She just sprinted after a bunch of teenagers and cussed them out in our parking lot. Shes fiery!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

blonde.

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a coincidence. I spend large portions of my time reviewing the reports of the Irrawady Flotilla Company in an effort to recoup my investments in shipping failed running backs to Rangoon.

by DC Trojan on Jun 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I advise you

to move all of your money into Ceylon. That island seems awfully stable to me.

by LeonPowe on Jun 29, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their cinnamon futures are attractively priced, and plainly they are expecting a spike in competition – land mine sales to protect the groves are through the roof!

by DC Trojan on Jun 29, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good-day sirs, I do say, well now, I do say, that a recent shipment of French Indochinese tea leaves lead me to believe that good things could be brewing there.

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 29, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most recently, my manservant Ah Chew most dispirtedly did dispose of an unfinished carafe of Burmese tea. Might I enquire as to the latest whereabouts of the shipment from Indochine?

As for Ah Chew, I had him beaten and now he is for the better & etc.

by LeonPowe on Jun 30, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

gesundheit

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DC, I’ve been wondering. Don’t you have a blog of your own to tend to?

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

PS Just kidding, stay as long as you want. Just stop putting your muddy shoes all over our white couch!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO! NOT MY COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This DC Trojan-Harsha UCLA-USC tandem is an unholy alliance of all that is evil!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

and like any good axis of evil, it’s all by happenstance.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you North Korea or Iran?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m too fat to be North Korean so Iranian it is.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics or you’re Kim Jong Il?

by Harsha on Jun 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scanned image of Weird Al’s “I’m Fat” with DC Trojan’s face photoshopped over Weird Al’s or else DC Trojan is merely big-boned and husky.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sure, just give me a few hours, no problem at all.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you become a DJ, DC Trojan, your name should be DJ Trocan.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

more seriously – not really. Paragon’s kindly let me off the hook for a while on Conquest Chronicles – I’ve run out of ways to parse various NCAA investigations – and my own blog would explode if updated more than once every 6 weeks.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad she only dates the head of football team.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a good Freida Pinto story. I’ll work it into a DBD to debut later.

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or… no, dammit, just post lots of pics! NSFW is better, and will make carp happy.

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, what he said^^^^

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

This better be worth it, unlike your HIMYM DBD.

What a colossal disappointment!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let he without sin cast the first stone.

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

All my DBDs have been awesome.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your older ones were better. The more recent ones were like “Barney Stinson declares you Sanchez and I like to drink on Fridays lol”.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you would like that better than rollonubears appreciation.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had a dollar for everything that he’d like more than rollonubears appreciation…

The The is above souls.

by Maharg on Jun 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

…you would be a poor, poor man.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen, busy jobs make you do that.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for stealing CBKWit’s excuse.

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about “DBD 4.23.09 Allow me to recount inaccurate stories of my virility!”

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t make me go back and look that up.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spoiler Alert: It never existed!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You foiled me again, Snidley Whiplash!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zounds!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about the teacher? Who is a 70 year old man?

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

Just watch it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad she only dates the head of football team.

What do you mean by that?

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop asking so many questions.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you listen to Kanye’s second verse or not?

You can only ask questions after you do.

Sit down.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listen for the word class clown.

Try again.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

1:27-1:29 Kanye’s face is hilarious.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for making me sit through 3 minutes of that horribly inane song. Just post the lyrics next time, and I won’t have to Kanye being “sensitive” or whatever bulls*** that was supposed to be.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame it on rollonubears! He kept asking!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id like to blame it on the alcohol.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll blame it on the rain.

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milli Vanilli FTW!

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Color Me Badd FTW!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t your life more complete now that you got to see Kanye keep rocking?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch video.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

At work.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

On your iPhone?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Samsung. It cost $10. I was upset I had to pay for a phone. I always get the free one!

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you watch it with a goat?

Will you watch it on a boat?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Maybe, if I’m fucking a mermaid.

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which half would be the fish?

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Tail?

Nailed it!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That tips the scales into disfavor for me.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I am going to live out my long-abandoned lacrosse dreams vicariously through you.

No pressure.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well the team at my school is new this year, so I will probably make it. Varsity. No big deal. Who cares if the only option is varsity? It is still varsity. As a sophomore.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

7th in Director’s Cup! All hail Sandy!
For the third time in the last four years, California finished seventh in the final Directors’ Cup standings, tying for the school’s highest placing in the history of the rankings. The Golden Bears were also seventh in 2006 and 2008.

During the 2008-09 seasons, Cal captured a national championship in women’s swimming, finished as the NCAA runner-up in women’s tennis and women’s rowing, and registered top-five finishes in men’s swimming (4th), men’s gymnastics (4th) and volleyball (5th). Both rugby and men’s rowing also earned second-place national finishes in 2009, but because they are not sponsored by the NCAA, the Bears did not receive points for either of their results.

Other teams to secure spots in the Top 10 were women’s basketball (9th), which reached the NCAA Sweet 16 for the first time, softball (9th) and men’s soccer (9th).

Overall, Cal has now placed among the Top 10 in the Directors’ Cup each of the last four years and six times in the last seven years. The Bears were ninth n 2003, 2004 and 2007.

For 2008-09, Cal was the only Pac-10 school to have its football team play in a bowl game (Emerald Bowl) and its men’s and women’s basketball teams earn invitations to the NCAA Tournament. On the national level, just five teams achieved the trifecta and a Top 10 Directors’ Cup finish – Cal, North Carolina, LSU, Ohio State and Texas.

The Directors’ Cup was developed as a joint effort between the National Association of Collegiate Directors of Athletics (NACDA) and USA Today and is presented to the best overall collegiate athletics programs in the country in NCAA Division I, II and III and the NAIA. Points are awarded based on each institution’s finish in a maximum of 10 NCAA-sponsored sports for both men and women.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Two Cal gymnasts going to Japan Cup
Current California sophomore Kyle Bunthuwong and former letterwinner and graduate intern Tim McNeill will travel to Japan with the United States delegation for the 2009 Japan Cup. The meet will feature gymnasts from the top countries in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Both Bunthuwong and McNeill are current U.S. Senior National team members.

“We’re thrilled for the guys,” Cal head coach Barry Weiner said. “The U.S. is sending over its top team. This will be a great experience for Kyle and Tim.”

The team all-around competition will take place on Saturday, July 18 ,and the individual all-around meet will be held Sunday, July 19. The Japan Cup is the first international meet in the Tokyo area since 1993 and is a FIG-approved event. The two-day event will take place at the Makuhari Events Hall in Makuhari Messe, Chiba.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i was tim’s TA for public health 117 (then IDS 130). nice guy. glad to see he’s kicking ass in gymnastics.

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Jun 30, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but are they going to be competing in NINJA WARRIOR?!?!?!

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or some other Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been other US gymnasts in Ninja Warrior, including the Hamm brothers.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall one Hamm did fairly well, but they didn’t make the final challenge. I don’t think any American has. But I would like to see Olivia Munn do some more Ninja Warrior challenges. Slowly…

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s awesome, isn’t she? But I don’t mind when she falls in the water. She’s got a great personality too…I married too soon.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate rollonubears because he takes the most (usually lighthearted) crap around here and very rarely, if ever, reacts negatively.

I like him so much I didn’t even brag when the Giants took 5 of 6 from the A’s!

…Oh crap, sorry

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 29, 2009 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly wasn’t looking for actual appreciation or praise. I am not that narcissistic. However, thank you for the kind words.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 29, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it 5 of 6?

…good lord…

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 29, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a 3-0 sweep by the Giants in San Francisco and a 2-1 series win in Oakland. The all-time regular season record is in Oakland’s favor, 39-35, with the winning percentage even greater in the playoffs.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 29, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

late 80s scoreboard!

late 80s scoreboard!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks be to Bak Bak I wasn’t old enough to remember that!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 30, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither was I, but that aint stopping me!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to add something about you vomiting in a corner, but I figured it would be a bit much.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

This disgusts me on so many levels:

Schlabach: “The Blind Side” offers coaches a shot at acting on the big screen

So with the cameras rolling again, Saban leaned toward the computer screen and picked up the pace of his still-evolving Southern drawl.

“Wow!” Saban repeated. “This kid is something!”

While actress Sandra Bullock and country singer Tim McGraw are the film’s most famous entertainers

Boston Celtics forward Glen “Big Baby” Davis actually auditioned for the role of Oher

I just died a little inside.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

If I can grow up being half as funny as Brick Tamland, I will be a man.

by Avinash Kunnath on Jun 30, 2009 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You wont.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might, but he fails to realize that he’ll just be a laughingstock, not actually funny. Kinda sad to aspire to be mocked, but hey, I guess his standards are pretty low.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy. You’ll be a manboy.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Troy Taylor joins lawsuit against EA Sports

For unauthorized use of likeness for commercial purposes

Troy Taylor, who played football at the University of California and was quarterback with the New York Jets from 1990 to 1991, is joining the suit. Taylor is a radio analyst for University of California football games.

[Former Rutgers quarterback Ryan] Hart and Taylor claim the use of their likenesses was an invasion of privacy for commercial purpose.

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by Ohio Bear on Jun 30, 2009 5:31 AM PDT reply actions  

This is just pathetic.

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 30, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

More potential good news on the footy front

Edgar Castillo, born and raised in New Mexico but had previously declared to play for Mexico, has announced publicly that he wants to switch back to the US team. Similar to Jermaine Jones w/ Germany, Castillo has never played for Mexico in a FIFA sanctioned match at the senior level so is eligible. Castillo would become the best pure left back in the US pool if this goes through and would be a huge, huge pickup. The fact that he has said this publicly also means his time with Mexico is likely over regardless as the Tricolores are not known for being fond of us Yanks…

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

The fact that he has said this publicly also means his time with Mexico is likely over regardless as the Tricolores are not known for being fond of us Yanks…

So in other words, the Mexicans will declare him Sanchez?

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by Ohio Bear on Jun 30, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Err... yes! Yes they will!

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Grant Wahl takes a flamethrower to Beckham and his time with the LA Galaxy . . . excerpt here

by LeonPowe on Jun 30, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like Donovan takes a flamethrower to Beckham, and Wahl turns it into a book and possibly $$$.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad article, but this line was absurd:


Over a lunch of lamb pizza and a peach salad at Petros, a stylish Greek restaurant in Manhattan Beach, Donovan took a sip of Pinot Grigio and exhaled deeply.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

Who drinks Pinot with Greek food?!

by LeonPowe on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see Landon Donovan take a crack at standing up to Sir Alex Ferguson the way he apparently thought that Beckham should have stood up to Gullit.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dibs!!!!

I’m totally the person deleted by HydroTech, I’m clearly the only person on this blog that he feels the need to censor.

The The is above souls.

by Maharg on Jun 30, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Where have you been these past few days.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just moved to Boston for the month of July. It’s quite an ordeal quitting two jobs and moving across the country.

The The is above souls.

by Maharg on Jun 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO EXCUSES. I WANT YOU TO DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY. AND THEN POST 20 POSTS OF WORTHLESSNES!

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I presume the lack of comments is because you are too hungover to type? I presume going to pubs is the only thing you are doing in Boston.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those who have always said “Man, I wonder what Bollywood’s take on 9/11 is?” I have good news!

It’s not like the standard stylized Bollywood movie. Here is the trailer. It kind of looks like they did “Friends” with Indian people who then have to deal with the fall-out of 9/11. It’s……………interesting.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of Bollywood, I was watching an episode of the Unusuals and Daler Mehndi music was used in the soundtrack, very random.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Friends" with Indian people who then have to deal with the fall-out of 9/11.

Great, three overplayed themes.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the trailer? First, it all starts out with this bunch of friends like being all chummy, throwing the ball around in the park and then drinking at bars etc etc etc. Then, it all changes and they are all in chains and being chased by the cops.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing the CRICKET ball around in the park???

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, its a football.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to see it.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not at all like that.

It’s more about the issue of innocent Muslims who were interrogated and detained under the PATRIOT Act.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing to me that someone of your intelligence missed the entire point of the movie.

It’s all about Katrina Kaif! She lost weight and looks young again… THAT’S the point of the movie. (roll eyes).

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was conflicted as to whether the point of the movie was her or John Abraham’s six pack.

I went with both.

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you actually seen it? I was going off of the trailer. Is it good?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good, if a little overdone.

I’m a little biased, leaning ideologically right, but it was a good effort.

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many dance scenes were there? And how often did Ash Rai sing about pleasing her future husband?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

... ...

… …

There were a couple dance sequences of their life prior to 9/11. Not so much post.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

No “Enhanced Interrogation” dance sequences?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, but you may be onto something!

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know SRK doing a waterboarding dance sequence would rock! Even the dude with the blindfold on can get in on the fun!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if SRK emerges from waterboarding (which, btw, sounds like a lot more fun than it probably is) to beat every single person up, then does a dance.

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont forget to vote in this weeks Meme Madness Sweet 16 Matchups.

Brock Mansion Party Yacht v. Twist Evicts Grandmothers

Anguish Ape v. Danzig

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Another Neuheisal imposter?!?!?!

Slowly realizing punting is not winning.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

What do you mean, another?

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the real Neuheisal has some competition!

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by HydroTech on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wondered how Neuheisal could keep saying that. He was right in the sense that if our QB was going to throw 4 INTs a half, I’d rather punt the ball and have the defense get an opportunity to score. In any case, when it comes to work emails, punting is winning!

by Harsha on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

RickyNeu believes winning is winning!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rivals Previews Arizona St.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=960004

Its a slow news day, hence the link. They rank ASU at #45.


The Sun Devils aren’t ready to contend for the Pac-10 title. But the defense should be strong, so if the quarterback situation stabilizes and the offensive line improves, Arizona State could make a run at eight victories.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Even on a non-slow news day, I would think an analysis of a rival team would be an important link.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think ASU will win at least 5 games, but anymore than 7 is a stretch.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS.
Only for the second part, though, unless she was fond of mixing conversation topics.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should write it out. The acronym isn’t nearly as funny.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, but I was trying to fit in. : (

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe me, not being funny is the cornerstone of this communtiy.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he didn’t say I wasn’t funny. Just that I wasn’t as funny as I could be.
CGB: Wasted Potential?

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better than the new tagline for Rishi’s Blog.

Rishigasm: Wasted.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? When I checked it was different:

Rishigasm: I Can Drink More $3 Lemon Drops Than You!

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is true in regards to me.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

True in regards to anyone.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You truly hvae many Rishigasms!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just stop.

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by Rishi on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least he didn’t say ‘multiple’.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jul 1, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishigasm?

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont blame me. You were the one who chose the name for your blog.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, Name Selection O Clock. Which probably coincided with Drink O Clock.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even know I had a blog!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then you havent had too many Rishigasms, I bet.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are so odd.

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let he without stone cast the first sin.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, and Your Life Since 2006

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Mr. Brownridge was of the opinion that no retraction/apology was necessary. Is it coincidence that he looks like The Most Interesting Man In The World?

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, he doesn’t look that interesting at all.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a mean person.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I calls ’em like I sees ’em.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

George Brownridge is Yes We Cannon’s dad!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s more of a fun uncle.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He sounds pleasing.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

How to drive into an apartment building
Text Messaging

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas linebacker Sergio Kindle was treated for a concussion after crashing his car into an Austin apartment building last week while he was either sending or receiving a text message, his attorney said Monday.

Kindle’s attorney, Brian Roark, said Kindle lost control of the car on June 24 while looking at the message.

“It was probably something he should not have been doing,” Roark said.
Because Kindle hit a stationary object and did not injure anyone else, he is only required to file a report with the Texas Department of Transportation, Roark said, adding he planned to file it as early as Monday.

He’s hardly got an exemplary driving record, however.

Kindle, a senior from Dallas, had 10 sacks last season. In 2007, he missed the first three games while serving a suspension for a drunken driving arrest.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

It was probably something he should not have been doing

Probably?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would’ve been better if he was reading e-books while driving.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re very punny.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I try, but I hope it doesn’t show.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what is worse?
(1) Hitting a building hard enough that you get a concussion, while searching for a text message.
(2) Falling asleep behind the wheel while at a stop sign ala George Michael.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we post this in the DBD yesterday?

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a new article with further information. Hatter!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Text messaging jackass. What a moron.

by paleodan on Jun 30, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Anybody who texts sucks!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Message for Rollon

btw dude: I started making your Simply the Best video this past weekend. Are you aware that Tina Turner sings that song? I was looking at some footage with the song and, I gotta tell you, it looked so corny that I started laughing. I downloaded remix versions and covers of the song but all of them basically sound the smae. I understand the slogan is perfect, but when seen in a video it seems… I don’t know. Too obvious? Too corny? It just looks contrived. BTW: I tried the Karate Kid song “You’re the Best” as well… I think that suggestion was from Spaz… and that was corny too.

Since I already have done nine Jahvid videos maybe we should try something diff? I acquired some Igber, Ichimandu and JJ footage this week…. I could do a “Running Back U”-type vid. Or something that showcases Shane more… like a “Lightning and Lightning” video with both Jahvid and Shane running the same types of plays back-to-back. THoughts?

  

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

You are the man Danzig. All those ideas are good ones. I know Simply The Best would be corny, but maybe the cornier the better. We should try to circulate the video, so if it is a little bit corny that may help the cause.

The running back U video would be really cool.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to make you a sample, but my home server connection is down for some reason… I know corny can be good, but trust me, it looks corny enough to be obvious, but not intentional. The Silly Fast vids work because it’s clear that it’s a joke. Unless…. if I were to cut in Tina Turner clips of her actually singing the song (with her crazy hair)…. nah… it’s corny. I’ll try to make you a sample tomorrow since I got a work thing tonight.

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just go whole-hog with the corny, and use the theme from Foldger’s commercials…“The Best part of waking up…” something something Jahvid taking it to the house.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm… “Simply the Best”… “You’re the Best” … “Best Part of Waking Up”…. all in the same vid? This could work… any more songs with the word ‘best’?

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure if this relates but you could potentially try to use something about Snapple’s “Best STuff On Earth” campaign.

NO JUDGMENT IN BRAINSTORMING, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's a line in "Nobody Does It Better"

The Spy Who Loved Me theme song by Carly Simon where she sings “baby you’re the best”
it too, is super corny and awesome.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahhhaaa…. (CRINGE!)

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for getting that stuck in my head.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drake - Best I Ever Had

Maybe hip-hop works better…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucK10T1Lg8Y

The ‘best’ part is @ 0:36 and 1:59.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply phail, meant to be replied to Danzig's search for 'best' songs...

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the the clean version that says ‘you the, you the best’.

If language isn’t an issue, the regular version says ‘you the f***in’ best’. (NSFW version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdo3UGBaQk)

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, he had the Marshawn Lynch song.

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you know, just covering my bases.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I second that Running Back U video. Not only does it sound awesome, but could be a decent recruiting tool for any potential Cal RB who “runs” across it.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t really thought it through. Did you want:

1) Igber, Ichimandu, JJ, Lynch, Forsett

2) Igber, Ichimandu, JJ, Lynch, Forsett, Best/Vereen

3) Igber, Ichimandu, JJ, Lynch, Forsett, Best/Vereen, “Future” segment with Deboski HS clips

I got about 2 mins of Igber, 1 min of Ichi, 1 min of JJ, 1 hour of Lynch and Forsett, 1 hour of Best/Vereen, 3 mins of Debo… this might end up being a very long vid even if I were to be ultra selective.

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if its like 2 mins of Igber, 1 min of Ichi, 1 min of JJ, 1 min of Lynch, 1 min of Forsett, 1 min of Best/Vereen, and 1-2 mins of Debo all spliced together thats 8-9 minutes long. Splice it into 2 separate videos and they are only about 4 minutes long.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

1 min of Lynch?? 1 min for both Best/Vereen? Hm. There’s at least 3 mins of Lynch plays that I would consider ‘spectacular’ and at least 3mins of Best/Vereen plays that can’t be excluded.

Plus I’m no longer doing multiple parts. Youtube stats show that if 100 people watch part one… only 20 or so come back to watch part two. Plus 7 mins is already pushing it, as far as attention spans go.

Let me think about this.

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean you know me. I lurve me some Marshawn. But you were saying trying to cut it down. Maybe cut out the replays and slo mos on some of the runs? If its just the run itself you can prolly stuff a lot into 1 or 2 minutes.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

To truly show off the Running Back U, i.e. Tedford backs = 1,000 yards minimum and NFL drafting, I suggest it show Iger, Ech, JJ, Lynch, Forsett, and Best/Vereen. I know you have loads of content for Lynch, Forsett and Best, so you probably need to focus on the best stuff to keep from needing an intermission.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t have any videos of halfback passes, do you? like the one from the Baylor game? i love those!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t recall off the top of my head if I have any Igber, Echi or JJ passes. I have one pass from Lynch, one from Shane…. i think.

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for #2

Obviously this is for our own amusement, but if it will also be a surreptitious recruiting tool, I think we should pass on a “future” segment. We want whichever recruit watching the vid to consider themselves the future.

In terms of structure, you might also want to make it clear how Running Back U does it year-over-year.

So, click ‘play,’ screen goes black and…

2002: Igber [rushing statistics for the year while music starts]…transitions to sik reelz, black screen again with…

2003: Eche [rushing statistics for the year while music plays]….transitions to sik highlights, black screen again….

So you get the idea. Make it into a real storyline instead of a simple collection of videos. That will help compensate for any excessive length while getting the watcher to cast themselves into 2009, 2010, and beyond.

by Nashville on Jun 30, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

good suggestions
Obviously this is for our own amusement, but if it will also be a surreptitious recruiting tool, I think we should pass on a "future" segment. We want whichever recruit watching the vid to consider themselves the future.

Hm. Good point… as much as I like Debo’s HS highlights, it would be wise to leave them out.

As far as structure, you read my mind. We’re already on the same page there.

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you work?

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

:]

Do you have a super powerful shredder?

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

My next DBD may or may not be a HolmoePhobe appreciation thread. I do appreciate you HolmoePhobe.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

If more people appreciated HolmoePhobe, the world would be a better place. For HolmoePhobe.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a much worse place for Tom Holmoe.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you feel unappreciated?

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, the appreciation of random strangers on the internet for my inane ramblings doesn’t have a very significant effect on my self-esteem.

Except Twist. Secretly I yearn for his approval.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you with the passion of a thousand burning supernovae.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that makes things awkward.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, because that is really all that matter to my self-esteem.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re joking.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am indeed.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am rarely serious.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a worse secret-keeper than Peter Pettigrew!

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he died doing something halfway noble.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he died because he flinched at the thought of killing Harry. Especially since Harry had to bring up the Life-Debt. I don’t think it was all that noble. That split second flinch caused Voldemort’s hand to strangle him. It’s not like Peter strangled himself.

Or maybe I’m misreading it. Or reading too much into it…

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 30, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why it was only halfway noble.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

However, they do know where Barney works, just not what he does.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well then I’ve got a leg up on him.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

You might as well just order these teams by wins. Because of the NFL’s artificial economics at work, pretty much everyone is spending about the same amount. A couple of these teams are in the $450M range, but nearly everyone is between $480-520M — a range equal to about 8% of the average payroll. Spending $300M would get you 0 wins, and the salary cap prevents teams from spending $600M.

Well-run teams win more games; this is obvious. I don’t find any correlation between wins and payroll, however. The NFL is all about managing your roster within the dollar amounts you’re allowed to spend.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Raiders and the Patriots spent about the same amount of money. Thats staggering.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just the top 5 and bottom 5 you could guess purely by their record. A couple surprises in the middle, though.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raiders are, in these terms, three-times as poorly operated as the Patriots.

by Kai on Jun 30, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that drastically understates the case.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thats so racist! None of the black whales are ever listed as “whales of special interest.”

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

A special interest whale? Is he lobbying Congress for earmarks?

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

CONGRESS HAS BEEN BEHOLDEN TO THE PRO-WHALE LOBBY AGENDA FOR TOO LONG!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahab 2012: Change (and harpoons) you can believe in!

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Horrifying News from Somalia

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8123481.stm

“This man was accused of raping and killing an 18-year-old girl in May this year. The court found him guilty of the charges brought against him,” Sheikh Mohamed Saleban, a local al-Shabab official, told AFP news agency on Sunday.

“He was a married man, which is why the court sentenced him to be stoned to death,” he added, explaining that a rape conviction only incurs flogging.

As a side note: This is occuring in the al-shabab controlled section of the country (the southwest side) which is the opposite coast from which the pirates are operating from.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

On one hand, what he did, if true, is horrific and deserved a punishment.

On the other hand, being buried to your neck and stoned to death sounds horrifically barbaric.

Also, I dont undrestand the married man aspect. Would the crime have been different if he was single?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

the punishment for rape is a flogging, the punishment for adultery is death by stoning.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup:

“He was a married man, which is why the court sentenced him to be stoned to death,” he added, explaining that a rape conviction only incurs flogging.

That’s funny, given that the punishment for BEING raped is also stoning to death.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like they’ve got the money to come up with more modern options. Not everyone can afford electric chairs and lethal injections so they have to kick it old school.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, its Somalia! Make em walk the plank!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that the SDM commissioned a 10 month study (performed by McKinsey) trying to figure out the most cost effective way of executing their own people.

The study showed that 7.62 bullets were not cost effective and sometimes took more than one bullet to kill a Somali citizen. McKinsey recommended (using comparables from successful genocide campaigns, such as Rawanda) that switching to Chinese made machetes could save over 48% in murder costs, over a 10 year span and that they have longer depreciation timelines as the AK47 AND required less training for technicians to operate.

Dude… do your research!

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walking the plank is even cheaper AND environmentally friendly!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the McKinsey study included carbon footprint statistics, but found that the SDM didn’t need to worry about it because they were stalling on the Kyoto treaty (what a backwards nation!).

Plus the PR value of a machete is greater, by far.

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But think about the clean up costs. Did the study include that? There are NO clean up costs for walking the plank!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm. You got me there. You got a knack for this sort of thing. Idi Amin would be proud.

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t cross me. I will tear out your heart and wear it in my fedora.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing you it’ll probably end up looking like this.

by danzig on Jun 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I looked that lovely and genteel!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only clean up costs with Idi Amin was the cost of washing the dishes after he’d finished eating the opposition.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but blood makes the grass grow. It’s an organic fertilizer with very little upfront cost and a lot of upside in crop yield.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you can use two machetes at once, which is a clear productivity increase.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it’s more entertaining to have the two executees with the machetes in a monkey knife fight. You don’t even have to pay the executioner!

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

A) No wonder McKinsey doesn’t disclose their clients.

B) I shudder to think of the videos/research the consultants must have done to conduct a thorough investigation.

by Nashville on Jun 30, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard they had to go back to a 2 × 2 matrix for the power quadrant after the SDM people had a little misunderstanding about pairwise comparisons to rank with Harvey Balls… there’s a lot of bitter eunuchs in the wake of that error.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still ain’t my dog.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never answered if you were the guy in that video or not.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant why would I be / not be Rishi’s dog?

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I miss the memo?

Is today “Don’t Understand Rishi’s Reference’s Day”?

Watch the video

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by Rishi on Jul 1, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had cleared the buffers on that video.

by DC Trojan on Jul 1, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this case, its not so horrifying (in a sense), but man is that shit fucked up.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I Always Appreciated the Country of Djibouti

Simply because you will end up with inappropriate sentences like this:

The French built it for the Emperor Menelik in the early 1900s, and French influences are everywhere, from the glazed canopies of the Addis Ababa railway station to the startling sight of the Ethiopian station staff in Dire Dawa talking to each other in French as they dispatch a night goods train down the line to Djibouti.

Or the age-old MUN joke: If Turkey invaded Djibouti, would Greece help?

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Also this:

with some editing:

a trainload of fruit and vegetables once a week for sale in Djibouti…. …destined for the meat markets of Saudi Arabia and the Gulf.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

More accurately, Coleman runs out of legal avenues to pretend that Franken didn’t win.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

its almost as if you dont want to be allowed to discuss politics again.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh darn it, people DO like Al Franken.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

In one sense, as a Democrat, I’m happy. But, in another sense, I’m sad, because one of my family members was helping run the legal team for Coleman. So, even though he was helping to subvert Franken, I kinda wanted him to do well.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets paid either way.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve been out of power my entire adult life; can’t I at least gloat a little? Would you be angry with an Arizona Cardinals fan if he was a little smug the week before the Super Bowl?

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Reid will find a way to fuck it up. You know this. I know this.
2. I appreciate your happiness. My poltiical beliefs, in many ways, in line with yours. I just know that poltiics are more likely than other topics to lead to a slap fight. And having people come on here with “YAY!!! MY TEAM IS SO GOOD” style analysis doesn’t stop that.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No slap fights? What about tickle fights?

PS: Don’t talk to me about Harry Reid.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel that Reid got a bit of a bad rap in the Stimulus debate. Many people were confused as to why they didnt just put it to an up and down vote and why they had to get those last 3 Republican votes. They believed that Reid was avoiding a Republican filibuster. However, my understanding is that a bill like that requires 60 senators anyway. So, its a bit of a bad rap there.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a little more complicated than that. The bottom line is that every time they complain about something, we back down. Can they filibuster? Sure. Does that mean we have to essentially grant them a minority veto over anything they don’t like? No.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, all Im saying is that in regards to the Stimulus package, which was a big event, the filibuster aspect was overplayed.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m talking about Reid’s entire tenure as Majority Leader.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there is a flame war developing, I will jump into the discussion. Then everyone will get the fuck outta there.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

rollonu is the flame war closer. He probably has a funny haircut and tats to boot.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes the Kenny Powers of flame wars.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that show really that funny? I keep hearing great things about it.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

The The is above souls.

by Maharg on Jun 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone give me an honest answer?

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Im honest. I didnt care for it. Others might.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will think it’s funny. Your parents may disagree.

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by Maharg on Jul 1, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he have a funny accent like Kyra Sedgwick?

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY! D.C just got significantly more entertaining.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

This is not good.

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s won’t be so bad. Actually using the supermajority on a regular basis will be political suicide, and there’s guarantee the Old Blues will fall in line every time.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was talking about the fact that Al Franken stopped being funny years ago.

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you implying that Franken was funny at some point?

by calgbear on Jun 30, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

When he wrote for SNL

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by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was what his book Lying Liars and the Lies they Tell was about. People who claim he was funny.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually using the supermajority on a regular basis will be political suicide

Disagree because of this:

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That poll was done only a couple weeks after the inauguration… Here are the most recent numbers, using the same references as your chart (pollingreport.com, CNN/ORP – couldn’t find any images):

Obama (poll taken June 26-28):
   Approve: 61%
   Disapprove: 37%

Dems (April 23-26):
   Approve: 43%
   Disapprove: 53%

Reps (April 23-26):
   Approve: 31%
   Disapprove: 65%

by calgbear on Jun 30, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are still remarkably good numbers for Obama, even if theyve fallen some. The other two are from April, so I dont know how relevant they still are.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you’re right on that, I’m just too lazy to find more recent numbers. The point is that given approval ratings for Obama/Congressional Dems vs. Congressional Reps, pushing a strong Democratic agenda is not necessarily a political risk. On the contrary, a failure to do so could be a liability as voters may see Congressional Dems as ineffective (gasp!) and punish them accordingly in the mid-terms.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or look at it this way:

They have no real competition anymore. People are fleeing the Republican party in droves. They want to scoop up these new independents, but staying moderate. Progressives will freak the fuck out, but will end up voting for the Democrat anyway (except for rare instances like Spector or Lieberman).

Not saying I agree with this, but just saying as far as “staying alive” is concerned, you want to expand your base, not play to one extreme.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A strong Democratic agenda isn’t extreme. For example, 76% of Americans support universal healthcare. Dems would in fact be expanding their base by passing it, given that support is strong with indies.

The idea that policies lie on a left-right spectrum and that vote share can be maximized by moving to the center on all issues is not accurate in these circumstances – because it assumes that there is a “center” position on all issues (i.e. the median position of all voters) that lies both halfway between the two parties.

On issues like universal healthcare, that simply isn’t the case: the average voter supports it, and the Democratic Party supports it. The Democratic Party already occupies the “center” on this issue.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the health care sitch is somewhat different. There, the entrenched interests are pouring lots and lots of money into the conservative Democrats. Tough to resist legal bribes.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random note, was watching HIMYM on DVD last night and noticed a background person wearing a Cal hat.

It was legendary.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I ran into a guy wearing a Cal t-shirt yesterday and accosted him. Turns out he didn’t go to Cal, his sister did. LAME-O!

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I would agree the shirt wearer is clearly undereducated, he should be commended for his choice of apparel. Not everyone can attend, but everyone can wear the shirt and dream.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tenneessee can't get enough of the Berry family
Scientists have argued Nature vs. Nurture for decades; college football coaches have not. On the gridiron, quality genes (Nature) have proven excellent predictors for success. The Mannings (Archie, Peyton, Eli) and three generations of Matthewses (Clay, Bruce, Clay Jr., Clay III) are prime examples.

Yet everyone seems so surprised that Evan Berry, the 13-year-old brother of star Tennessee safety Eric Berry, has committed to play for the Volunteers as the first member of the class of 2013. Offering a scholarship to a random 13-year-old probably isn’t the most prudent recruiting gamble, but in this case, Vols coach Lane Kiffin is doubling down on 11. Berry’s father, James, was a star running back at Tennessee. Eric might be the nation’s best collegiate safety. Evan has a twin brother, Elliot, who also could eventually climb on board.

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Link to article

Here. This is some sick stuff.

Unfortunately for those of us who inherited the 5.5-second 40-yard dash genes, all are not created equal. Some probably should be recruited while still in the womb — or at least as soon as they show the slightest glimpse of aptitude. Here are a few examples.

• Jaden and Jaz Agassi: Talk about a mixed-doubles team. The elementary school-age offspring of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf have the ultimate distillation of elite genes. Check out Jaden’s swing in this video. The tennis coaches should hurry, though, because coaches in other sports may want to harness the Agassi-Graf athleticism. Last year, proud pop Andre told the Las Vegas Review-Journal Jaden batted .943 in his coach-pitch baseball league.

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not

I bet dear old Dad was counting everything like walks and errors as “hits”. Agassi, you poser hosebeast.

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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, IT WAS COACHPITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was the greatest at coach pitch. My coach was scared of me because I swung the bat so hard.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never played coach pitch

Coach pitch is for pussies!!!!

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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 6. I did hit a home run though.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last Thursday I went golfing and shot a +24 over 9 holes. Let’s see if I can beat that today.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

A course in Sunnyvale. Cheap and easy.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunken Garden

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I play at Santa Clara when I get out to the South Bay

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats...

not very good

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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my defense, it was the first time I had played golf in 4 years.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, in his defense, he suffers from a variety of life-threatening ailments, including golfitis, a rare condition where he sucks at golf.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and believes golf is anything but a stupid stupid game.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should knock that off!

Mark Twain once said, golf is a nice walk gone bad.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also once said The coldest winter I ever had was a summer in SF. So, he clearly cant tell season.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was implying that you were from the Southern Hemisphere.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes a lot of sense. SF is freezing during the summer. And I once walked to the bus stop in minus 32 degree weather, in the snow, when I had an allergic reaction to bronchitis medecine, while my parents were in Jamaica.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the east coast it’s freezing but people wear tons of clothing and stay inside all day to compensate. In SF in summer, dipshit tourists go to the GG bridge, where it’s 53 degrees, foggy, and windy (so the air feels like ~40 degrees) in shorts and a Tshirt. It DOES make sense.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason everyone in SF has a North Face fleece

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was, “a good walk spoiled.”

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by Ohio Bear on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP DEMANDING ACCURACY IN THE DBD! WE’RE ONLY HUMAN!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shot a +11 today. 13 stroke improvement. I am very happy with myself. Especially considering I was +7 over the first 3 holes, and +4 over the last 6. First 2 pars of my life.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short game improvement = win.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My putting is by far the weakest part of my game. I am not good at tee shots, but I get it far enough (though I think I sliced every single one of my tee shots). For some reason I am really good at approach shots. I rock with a pitching wedge for reasons I don’t understand. I was getting to the green in 2 strokes because I drove it far enough (they are all line drives. Any tips on how to get air under it/not slice the ball?) to be withing range with my pitching wedge, then I was able to consistently make the green from the rough. I would then proceed to 148 putt the ball. I had a putt for birdie at one point. It was a damn tough putt and I settled for par.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

To get the ball in the air/not slice

with your woods/driver, remember to bring your wrists through to finish the shot – so that your wrists turn at the moment of contact.

for irons, I find its helpful to think about hitting DOWN on the ball, to get the ball up in the air.

by LeonPowe on Jun 30, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ban yourself. It’s the right thing to do.

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by HydroTech on Jun 30, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

E-Harikari is the only choice in this matter.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And thus we shut the door on this sordid chapter in Yes We Cannon’s history and move forward.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'll probably come in for the Maryland game

Over Labor Day weekend. I’ve stayed at the Durant, the City Club, and the Clarmont in past visits. I’m thinking of staying at the Marina Doubletree, or the newly renovated Shattuck Plaza. Any thoughts on those two or other ideas of a good place to stay for that weekend?

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve stayed at the Durant, the City Club, and the Clarmont in past visits.

Can I have some of your money? Lord knows you have enough. You won’t miss it.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threaten to evict his grandmother.

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legal documents or Ohio Bear is CALumbus Bear’s grandmother!

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

randomness lol

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is this 3-day notice to vacate doing on my front door?!?

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by Ohio Bear on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT YOU OUT! I WANT RISHI IN!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

While the Durant wasn’t cheap, the Clarmont is offering rooms for that weekend at $130/night. Even someone of your destitute status could stay there.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you realize how many magazine subscriptions I’d have to sell for that kind of money?

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eventually, people realize that you have a Cal degree and therefore deserve to be paid lots of money. Give it a couple years. Good luck with the subscriptions and candy bar sales in the interim.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a failed business plan! I keep eating the profits.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get high on your own supply!

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALumbus, the Claremont is nice on the outside, the inside, and has great facilities. However, I’ve been a little disappointed in the rooms themselves….being a little outdated, not as nice even as the Marriott Downtown Oakland or the Courtyard by Marriott on Broadway. But the location is good.

I generally stay at the Marriott Downtown Oakland or the Courtyard, both of them are on Broadway. One is 10th/Broadway, the other is 9th/Broadway. The locations are….eh, a little sketchy at night but during the day are nice and there some great food to be had only a block in either direction (Le Cheval, Chinatown, Indian food, etc). And you’re right next to the BART station for easy access to Berkeley.

I usually pay about $119 for the Courtyard, or $139 for the Marriott. I guess if you can stay at the Claremont for $139, I’d say go for it.

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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theres a Le Cheval in Oakland?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re joking right? Its THE original Le Cheval, behind the Marriott.

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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thougt the one in Walnut Creek was THE original!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anything in Walnut Creek ‘the original’?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking: Walnut Creek TwistNHook clone of original TwistNHook!

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I promised I wouldn’t use TwistNHook2. This is disappointing.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me, your restraint is invigorating.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a man of the people. If I do something that somebody doesn’t like, I stop.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest, I wish I was in Pennsylvania right now and wasn’t posting.

What can I do to get you to tolerate me? Other than not posting?

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a cake.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve consulted with HolmoePhobe and he says that he wants more superlatives.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

punctuation, especially apostrophies

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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best idea ever!

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by “superlatives” you mean “cake”, then yes.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is cake not, by definition, somewhat superlative vis a vis other sweets?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt care for superlatives. I won “Most LIkely To Waste All Your Time” “Most Likely To Never See Any Of You Again Until He Searches Facebook For You In 8 Years” (even though stunningly Facebook didnt even exist at that time) and “Most Likely To Be Maharg.”

It hurt.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously there a was a malfunction with the cloning machine, this twist aint right.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aint he from L-More?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affirmative.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Born in the Crick according to Yahoo

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiki agrees, but notes that he grew up in L-More. Unclear how long, if at all, he lives in the Dub See.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 1, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Borges Ranch as compared to Euro-Borges Ranch.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for reminding me of Al Borges’s offense in 2001.

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by Ohio Bear on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for hating on Borges Ranch!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the original is in Oakland. They took a risk and built it there before the area was gentrified.

From their website: The Walnut Creek location is our newest location. We offer lunch, dinner, take-out, full bar and catering.
http://www.lecheval.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4&Itemid=5

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by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

As today is opposite day Im right!!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see how you first twisted that and then added a little hook.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I added a lot of hook.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but today is opposite day, so your hook was really twist. See what I did there?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was rollonubears day?

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

rollonubears day ended at drink-o-clock, because you can’t join us

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did go into a bar today! Does that count?

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The salad bar at Sizzler doesn’t count as a bar

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a soda after my round of golf.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they didn’t even card you? Nice work.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were even old people gambling in there!

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The horror. If you ever see that again, close your eyes and run out of there as fast as you can.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The horror. If you ever see that again, close your eyes and run out of there as fast as you can.

Advice my dad gave my wife the day after our wedding. It still rings true today.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that is just a reason for one of the 37 lawyers here to call protective services.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s mildly hurt!

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in a constant state of mildly hurt.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Claremont recently renovated many of its rooms and common areas. They are also giving really good rates, and just got a new Executive Chef… so there have been a lot of changes up there. I haven’t seen the rooms in the new Shattuck Hotel, but I have heard good things.

by paleodan on Jun 30, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks dball and paleodan, it looks like it is Claremont FTW. Can’t pass up the sale rates.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only somebody worked at the Claremont and could get us all great rates.

If only….

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh!

I think i just figured out who paleodan is.

Unless I’m wrong.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A guy named Dan who is a palentologist?

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by Fire Starkey on Jul 1, 2009 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

HIS SECRET IS OUT! ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!

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by TwistNHook on Jul 1, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you got the dough go for the Claremont

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you’ve got the dough, you stay in San Francisco at the Ritz or the Mark Hopkins or something like that.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does seem like a good deal. But it is a bit of a hike to campus. The rooms are kinda old and creaky, but the common areas are nice, and they broadcast a radio show after games in one of the bars. I was thinking of trying something new.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to go to the Minnesota game?

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by HydroTech on Jun 30, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not driving distance. And if I’m gonna fly, I’d prefer to visit the Alma.

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The soul?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that second word?

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Philadelphia Soul.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Bon Jovi, FTW!

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by Ohio Bear on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a sentence I never thought I’d read.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate Iranians, then?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m confused…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I stopped caring.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The W Hotel in SF?

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by HydroTech on Jun 30, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer closer, within city limits or pretty darn close. That’s a nice hotel, tho. My favorite is the Palace in SF — always had enjoyable stays.

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My office is a half block from the Palace, it always looks very nice inside.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Pied Piper bar (the one with the really big painting) at the Palace. Cozy

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

House of Shields = win.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

W Hotel is a block from BART and in downtown SF.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ye, he wants to stay in Berkeley. Not too difficult to undrestand.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The SF Hotel in W?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can crash at my place!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Afraid of the hair in all the drains…

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt shower, tho. So, its OK.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can crash at my place. I’ll cook for you the very same pre-game meals that I cooked for a former Cal Football player that I used to live with.

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by HydroTech on Jun 30, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, like 16 hard boiled eggs and a protein shake? It’s a date!

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU USED TO LIVE WITH VINNY STRANG?!?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently you didn’t see the fanshot that I front-paged yesterday.

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by HydroTech on Jun 30, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, on CGB? Ya, I try not to read that front page. They are so preachy and sanctimonious. Posting the Golden Bears Amble every morning. Give it a rest, people!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a new sig

give me suggestions

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CGB: HolmoePhobe is really, really awesome.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You have to add: Unlike that c***hole rollonubears.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This signature is so awesome, I’ve never ever changing it!

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB: apparently not good at providing hotel ideas

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 30, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB: All Hail Photos Of People Hailing Hitler.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that doesnt help clearly delineat us from Rishigasm, so we might need something new.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t that awkward.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I inspired Maharg’s signature (The Maharg is above catch phrases), maybe I can offer some help with yours….

How about……..In CGB, as in football, it’s not whether you win or lose, its about how spazzy you got doing it

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB: Riding the Jahvid Best Rickshaw all the way to Pasadena.

That should be a tagline.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve doomed us all!

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know who to blame.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism never hurt anyone.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism always fails me.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism ate my baby…..or was that the dingo?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 30, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism made me think we were going to a Rose Bowl in 2004. I’ve never recovered.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

weenar

CGB: Optimism is dead to us.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB: Where I post shit about hiking, danzig posts highlight vids that were synthesized from “unknown” methods, carp posts NSFW pics, and Twist posts anything he damn well pleases. Thank Bak Bak for ragnarok.

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by carp on Jun 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I dont post anything I damn well please. I have to hold a lot back. It sucks.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now everyone pause...

and contemplate that you are seeing a filtered TwistNHook, constrained by the other Marshawnthusiats. Because as strange as this “Mr. NHook” is on CGB, the person on the other end of the internet is even more unreasonable in real life.

Although he makes a living as a lawyer, so… he can’t be that weird, right?

by paleodan on Jun 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should check out TwistNHook, After Dark. Thats where it all comes out.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

More ironic scarves and wacky homemade t-shirts than I could handle.

by paleodan on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I were to tell you I’m making homemade scarves now? Combining two of my passions.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only David Carridine had seen that episode!!

….too soon?

….not soon enough?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it was the neck marks that were the problem for him. At least he had the sense to leave the women’s underwear off.

by DC Trojan on Jun 30, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, you gotta give it up for that joke. That was pure genius! Dont respond all seirous and shit! IT ONLY ENRAGES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to play along but deadpan plainly doesn’t work online.

Um, plainly he was a little too good about being able to keep things on his palm?

by DC Trojan on Jul 1, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, I suck, Im sorry.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 1, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say: “And are you watching Real Housewives of Gossip Girl on TV?”

by paleodan on Jun 30, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by Real Housewives Of Gossip Girl, you mean NYC Prep, then No. but my wife is and I just happen to be in the same room.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 1, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING LOL

I just changed my Facebook status lamenting the fact that I was regretting buying my Nets season tickets. I had forgotten that I friended my ticket rep, and she commented saying not to count the team out yet and to stay strong.

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on Jun 30, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

AWKWARD!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haaaaaaaaa

awesome

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by Fire Starkey on Jun 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nets aren’t going anywhere.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for more BCS antitrust hearings…

Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah, the subcommittee’s top Republican, had sought the hearing. His office did not immediately return telephone and e-mail messages.

Football fans in Hatch’s state were furious that Utah was bypassed for the national championship despite going undefeated in the regular season.

Really? They were furious? I don’t recall hearing an awful lot of grumbling about that Sugar Bowl bid…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah they would have lost to both Oklahoma and Florida. Sorry guys. They would have lost to USC as well. They were probably the 4th or 5th best team in the nation last year (Florida, USC, Oklahoma, maybe Texas, Utah)

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember hearing clamours for the national title game until after they rolled the Tide.

by chowder on Jun 30, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which sounds like a solid argument for a playoff.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jul 1, 2009 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

UC Berkeley scientist lays the smack down on creationists after visiting their ever-so-delightful museum:




But while there were a few laughs and some clowning for the camera, most left more offended than amused by the frightening way in which evolution — and their life’s work — was attacked.

“It’s sort of a monument to scientific illiteracy, isn’t it?” said Jerry Lipps, professor of geology, paleontology and evolution at University of California, Berkeley.

“Like Sunday school with statues… this is a special brand of religion here. I don’t think even most mainstream Christians would believe in this interpretation of Earth’s history.”

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Krzyzewski has been linked to the Lakers head coaching job multiple times since 2004 and again denied the possibility on Tuesday.

“I’m not going to the Lakers. They have one of the great coaches in the game,” Krzyzewski said. “I don’t know where that rumor started, but there has been nothing done like that, and I’m not leaving Duke. Whatever you hear about anything like that, I will never leave Duke until I leave coaching.”

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Jennings disses the Knicks, Ricky Rubio and Chris Duhon in an interview with Joe Budden.

“Fuck the Knicks,” Jennings says.

“Them niggas are always gonna be fuckin’ weak,” he continues.

He also referred to his head coach Scott Skiles as “nigga” twice after Joe Budden had some harsh words for Skiles.

Brandon Jennings, the highly-touted point guard, was drafted 10th overall in the 2009 draft by the Milwaukee Bucks.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Even if he fell to the Pacers, and he fit a need and would be a good fit, no way in hell Larry would have taken him. Too many years of the Pacers being the Jail Blazers without a funny nickname.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Patrick and company were making fun of the Pacers for being the “whitest” team in the league.

Tyler Hansbrough, Jeff Foster, Mike Dunleavy, Troy Murphy, Travis Diener, Josh McRoberts, Rasho Nesterovic, etc.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good post on Indy Cornrows that shows how all the people who were calling Larry Bird racist are idiots

I love how some people consider it racist that a team has like 6 white guys. If they were completely awful players solely on the roster to not have a black guy take up that spot, then it would make sense. But look at that list. Rasho is an expiring contract. McRoberts has big time potential and is a super energy guy. Dunleavy averaged 17 points a game in his first full year as a Pacer. Murphy had a ridiculous number of double doubles last year. Hansbrough is going to be a solid NBA player. Foster has been with the team forever and is a good rebounder and glue guy. Diener barely plays and will probably have his playing time taken away by Price this year.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Warriors trade Belinelli, Wright and Biedrins for Stoudemire, I want the Warriors to sign Foster.

2009-10 Golden State Warriors:
PG — Ellis / Curry / Law
SG — Jackson / Morrow
SF — Azubuike / Maggette
PF — Randolph / Turiaf / Davidson
C — Stoudemire / Foster

Foster is a free agent, right?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I didn’t think so. By the way they definitely should not make the Stoudemire trade, IMO.

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by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

god, Im dumb. I got home from work and then fell asleep. I woke up at about 8, saw the clock, ran into my kitchen screaming “[First Name Of Wife Of TwistNHook]! [First Name Of Wife Of TwistNHook]! I have Court in 30 minutes, what’s going on??? I gotta get ready!”

I thought it was tomorrow morning and freaked out. God, I suck at life.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ouch!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have definitely done that before.

All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!

by rollonubears on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once did that on a Friday night. Double stupid!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has definitely happened to me before. It gets me really riled up, with my heart racing. But then I realize it’s too dark outside to be 8 in the morning and my wife is still home, so it can’t be… but I’m still shaking.

by paleodan on Jun 30, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The weirdest thing is that theres a 0.0% chance that my wife would ever be up before 1030 let alone 8 AM. Yet, I still believed it was like 8 AM. I sock!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

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by HydroTech on Jun 30, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, its official. My monopoly is overthrown.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You should have built a hotel on St. Charles Place. Also, $75 for a diamond ring?!?!? Who can afford such luxuries?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, CalumBus Bear can.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

in reference to what?

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jul 1, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

In reference to the original post here where rollon says he wants to overthrown my monopoly.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 1, 2009 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jul 1, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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