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DBD 6.26.09 Not a Preview of the Bash

I was originally going to do a preview of this weekend WWE PPV, The Bash.  (Quick and dirty - Rey over Jericho, Dreamer over whomever, Orton over HHH, Punk over Jeff Hardy, I don't even know what else is on), but then my world fell apart yesterday.  

You might think it was big that Farrah Fawcett died.  (Maybe if you were a Charlie's Angels fan in the 70's.)  You might have been upset that the King of Pop died.  But for me, I'm shattered that the Nets traded Vince Carter.  I mean, I knew it was a possibility, I had read the rumors, but that still didn't prepare me for it when it actually happened.  For what it's worth, I didn't know how to react when the Jason Kidd and Richard Jefferson rumors started either.

So long Vince.  It's the end of an era.  And in honor of all of the people who thought you mailed in games from time to time, I'm mailing in the rest of this DBD.

Poll
What was the most tragic event to occur yesterday?
Michael Jackson passing away
12 votes
Farrah Fawcett passing away
3 votes
Vince Carter being traded to the Magic
1 votes
I want ragnarok to do DBDs from now on
18 votes

34 votes | Poll has closed

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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Um… soo….. nice in here, isn’t it?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 6:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Who doesn't love

Work at 7am? Last day before we all take a nice little one-week break (which for me will actually be closer to three weeks)

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Jun 26, 2009 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Can I pick another option?

Ricky Rubio hinting that he’s not coming to the NBA next season. THAT was the most tragic event of yesterday.

by LeonPowe on Jun 26, 2009 6:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I am disappointed and I hope he reconsiders. Besides, who doesn’t want to see the two-point guard system — of rookies — in Minnesota next year? Send a shooter out and have him roam around the wing and let’s see what Rubio and Flynn do with those big guys up front in Love and Jefferson.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 26, 2009 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal athletes doing great at track and field:


California All-American Alysia Johnson paced all runners in the first round of the 800 meters on Thursday at the USATF Outdoor Championships at Hayward Field in Eugene, Ore. Current Golden Bears Ryan Young, Michael Coe and Mark Matusak also competed in the first day of the competition.

Johnson, the 2007 NCAA 800-meter champion, clocked a time of 2:04.39 to place first in the preliminary race. The Cal alum will participate in the semifinals tomorrow at 5:55 p.m.

Ryan Young placed 13th overall in the final of the javelin. He recorded a mark of 219-07 (66.92m).

Cal had three runners in the prelims of the 1500 – Coe, Matusak and alumnus David Torrence. Torrence finished first among the three in 17th overall (3:42.40m), while Matusak crossed the finish line at 3:43.29 to take 19th overall. Coe wasn’t able to finish the race. Neither Torrence nor Matusak were able to advance to the final.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 7:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Lost in

what ever happened to sprinter supreme Cherrelle Garrett?

by speedo on Jun 26, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minnesota Timberwolves president David Kahn admitted on Thursday night that the team isn’t in full control of Ricky Rubio’s buy out situation.

“Nobody here tonight, myself especially, will be banging his fist on the table, saying, ‘He must be here!’ It’s a very complicated matter,” Kahn said Thursday night. “We need to understand that we’re not in control of the situation vis a vis the buyout. … I think it’s too early to worry about that. But I said this to the agent tonight: If any team in this league can afford to wait a year, dare I say two, it’s us. Y’know? It’s us.”

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 26, 2009 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s why they drafted Flynn as well.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rubio was too good of a talent to pass up, then, since they took Flynn as well. Secretly, I bet they wanted Rubio gone to the Kings so they could’ve had both Flynn and Evans.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 26, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think of the fall of Blair?

I can tie my shoes!

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you didn’t ask me, but it had to be the knees or maybe he measured out shorter than expected.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 26, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Knees. The fall was because teams were scared. If Blair had been picked right after Hansbrough I would have been pissed. Because he fell so far it made me feel somewhat better about the Pacers not picking him.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Darren Rovell of CNBC released the 2009-10 rookie contract salaries over their three-year deals.

1. Blake Griffin LAC $16,071,840
2. Hasheem Thabeet MEM $14,379,840
3. James Harden OKC $12,913,440
4. Tyreke Evans SAC $11,642,640
5. Ricky Rubio MIN $10,542,960
6. Johnny Flynn MIN $9,576,000
7. Stephen Curry GS $8,741,520
8. Jordan Hill NYK $8,008,560
9. DeMar DeRozan TOR $7,361,52
10. Brandon Jennings MIL $6,993,360
11. Terrence Williams NJN $6,643,560
12. Gerald Henderson CHA $6,311,520
13. Tyler Hansbrough IND $5,995,800

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 26, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

How annoyed are you if you are Johnny Flynn?

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

In light of Rubio possibly staying in Spain, I’d be doing cartwheels if I was Flynn. Hey, it’s just less than $1 million, right?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 26, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering he is finally living his dream of playing in the NBA and making a pretty amazing living doing so, I am going to go with VERY annoyed. UNBELIEVABLY annoyed. INCOMPREHENSIBLY annoyed.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re incomprehensibly annoying

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that was a reply fail.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, Im pretty sure he thought I was/is/will continue to be until the end of time itself annoying. Hes a big apostrophe fan, you see.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I love all of God’s punctuation marks equally.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

To allow the usage of apostrophes is to destroy the sanctity of commas.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where does that leave the semi-colon?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better off than the colon!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Semi Colon is half the man Colon is!

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but Semi-Colon is twice the semi colon is!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i revise my earlier statement

you’re incomprehensible y annoying

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know how to cut me deep, dball.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he still pitching?

by speedo on Jun 26, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the poll should have included the BK Super Seven Incher and Jahvid's Live Chat

Because the BK Super Seven Incher not being available the one time in three years that I went to BK, and the inability to get questions in to JO during Jahvid’s live chat, were both very saddening and disappointing.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Agree. I’m going with the huge disappointment that I couldn’t get the King’s 7-inch meat sandwich in my mouth yesterday. My Whopper was damn good tho.

by danzig on Jun 26, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you often disappointed when you cant get a 7 incher into your mouth?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The whopper I had sucked….too much mayo rendered the top bun useless. So there I was with half a bun, gobs of mayo that I tried to take off with a french fry, semi-green tomatos. All-in-all a pretty lame experience.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I hope we keep this guy. Can you respost that in the fanshot? Thanks!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You think he would de-commit a second time? That is very rare. Frankly, I’m more confident about Carter’s commitment than I am about the others.

by danzig on Jun 26, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know that question isn’t for me, but it is still really early in the process, and if the hometown Trojans come knocking it might be a tempting offer.

I can tie my shoes!

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the same worry for every socal player we recruit. We don’t win many of those battles, but when we do they always work out (Jackson, Best). I hope those 4-5star recruits keep that in mind…

by danzig on Jun 26, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Best from Vallejo?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t bother Danzig with your ‘facts’.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Devil invented facts!

I can tie my shoes!

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don’t do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things
Facts don’t stain the furniture
Facts go out and slam the door
Facts are written all over your face
Facts continue to change their shape

I’m still waiting…

by AERose on Jun 26, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hometown Trojans are mere minutes away from his high school.

That could also influence his decision, considering it’s one of the most gang infested sections of LA. He could be one of those that is looking to get away. But then, he could sit at home and change nothing. We’ll see.

by j.lee on Jun 26, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, there are more gang-infested parts of LA than down by USC. Trust me.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not easy for me to trust.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the most…

by j.lee on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Debatable. There are way worse areas.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be rare, but past practice of other non-Tevin Carter has no control over how Tevin Carter will act. The fact that he has de-committed once shows that he is not adverse to de-committing. It appears here that his stock rose, he felt that he could get to a better school, and went for it. It stands to reason that if his stock rises higher, he might go to another school.

You never feel comfortable until those LOIs come through the fax.

Speaking of which, why do they still use a fax? Just because people are viewing Michael Jackson positively again doesnt mean its 1991 all over! Cant they update it or something?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t a fax legally binding whereas an email is not? Aren’t you a lawyer dude?

by danzig on Jun 26, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would think that whatever the NCAA sets as binding is, thus, binding. They are sort of the legislature here. I have no idea what the rules surrounding LOIs are. But its common industry practice to use a fax, which seems antiquated.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Under the E-Sign Act, you can pretty much make anything you want be legally binding. As Twist says (OMG did I just site Twist as a correct reference?), if the NCAA says “this is how you do it to make it binding”, that is how it can be done. I’m guessing they like faxes because it can show a student’s signature, and might still be slightly easier than an athlete creating a PDF of a signed doc and emailing it in. But maybe they should expand to include the emailed PDF option as well, becauses faxes are dodo-bird-ish.

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You and Wikipedia now have something in common! You are ridiculously easy to control.

Also, you’ve cited to me.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another similarity between Wikipedia and me is that we have both cited to blithering idiots. Not sure if you noticed that because you were too busy blithering.

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh SNAP…..i think he just unhooked Twist!

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry I missed that. I was just in the middle of a rambling speech regarding recent additions to the cast of Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Can you re-state?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for continuing to blither.

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought i was blathering?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blithering is, remarkably enough, very similar to blathering.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not THAT remarkable.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

… he blithered/blathered.

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to respond to every one of my comments like that?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He could also accuse you of dithering.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I face many challenges in my life, each one more disastrous than the last.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Oh crap, I guess I just lied.

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

faxes are still useful!

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

so are carrier pigeons, in certain situations.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

like smuggling cell phones into prisons

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

much better than the Christopher Walken method of smuggling sentimental wristwatches.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats true, I often do use the fax.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I see on washington’s chat boards, Carter committed without ever setting foot in Washington, at least he visited Cal first. Also, he said it was a soft commit in early June.

I can tie my shoes!

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stan Hasiak.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are we going to be citing Stan hasiak until the end of time? Is he going to be used to scare children into line?

Supreme Leader Ayatollah TwistNHook!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eat your green beans or Stan Hasiak is gonna get you!

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see the conbination of that speed and a 6’-3" frame.

I can tie my shoes!

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check out the comment section from the Dawgs blog

some good stuff.
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/reader_feedback/public/display.php?thread=142018&offset=40

I hope this 17 year old kid dies of malaria for switching commits. These decisions should be bound by their souls. Unless of course he switches back, then I wish him the best of luck.
We showed him the Love and then he went looking for love in all the wrong places.

Say it ain’t so Tevin.

by danzig on Jun 26, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Bad. I hope they Beat It. I don’t care whether they are Black Or White, it’s just not appropriate.

Butterflies.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are some Off The Wall comments.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I found them to be Thrillering.

………….fuck.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay – it’s Human Nature to mess up sometimes.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m no longer a Smooth Criminal, though.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your inappropriate jokes aren’t funny. Why don’t you just Beat It?

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look, Liberian Girl, I used that one already. You suck.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This subthread makes me want to Scream.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leave Me Alone, it’s a good thread.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This thread shouldn’t stop. Don’t stop until I get enough.

by Harsha on Jun 26, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seriously think I read all your comments? Nobody has THAT much free time.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Raises hand)

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember The Time you were funny?

Yeah, me neither.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

you Wanna Be Startin Something here?

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Way You Make Feel makes me a Dangerous man. Don’t push it.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Just Can’t Stop Loving You!

Wait, that came out wrong…

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody sounds like Billie Jean.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Dirty Diana.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he have a song named “That” or something?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, but interestingly, that meme was actually started by Shakespeare.

from Much Ado About Nothing:

CLAUDIO
    Now you talk of a sheet of paper, I remember a
    pretty jest your daughter told us of.

LEONATO
    O, when she had writ it and was reading it over, she
    found Benedick and Beatrice between the sheet?

CLAUDIO
That.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop showing off!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww but it’s so much fun!

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you wonder why I cant trust.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know.

Huh… turns out it’s not half the battle after all. Bummer.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget about it – it’s HIStory.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey danzig, did you ever figure out why the video isn’t playing properly?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Random Quote from CNN Article

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/06/26/obese.passengers.airlines/index.html

In 2004, a CDC scientist studied the effects of obesity on the airline industry. The scientest calculated his findings based on data revealing the average weight of an American had increased by 10 pounds in the 1990s. He estimated the extra weight cost airlines $275 million extra for fuel in 2000. The figures are likely higher today, with fuel costs rising.

I can tie my shoes!

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

That headline is kind of interesting:

Airline policies juggle larger passengers

Was that really the best verb they could hae found?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And how can a policy juggle anything, it has no mass.

I can tie my shoes!

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have preferred jiggle.

by CalBandGreat on Jun 26, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

…they have incredible upper body strength?

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I usually don't whine about grammar

but this was just too awful. What follows is ONE sentence:

After a weekend full of new commitments during Cal’s 3-Day camp ended Sunday, the good news kept on coming for the Bears, as they received a new commitment from Santee (Los Angeles, CA) wide receiver Tevin Carter Tuesday after the speedy receiver changed his soft verbal commit from the University of Washington to the Bears during his unofficial visit to Cal.

Those Bear Insider guys sure know how to write!

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Jun 26, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

That looks to be one of my usual sentences. Perhaps I should apply for a job with BearInsider. I’d be perfect.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are lucky you are in culinary school and going into a profession where the extent of writing is “Chop parsely. Add salt.”

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some parsely. And Oregono.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha nice

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the apostrophe. They’ve RUINED grammar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, they have cited a 10.51 100 meter dash.

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by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Theirs nuthin rong wit hthat;

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by carp on Jun 26, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a bit of a run-on, and should be two sentences, but I don’t think it’s the worst thing I’ve ever read online. Hell, I tried to read The Man In The Iron Mask once, and I was bogged down by entire paragraphs, 3-5 times the size of the one cited above, that were one sentence (albeit grammatically correct). It looks like this monstrosity was concocted in an effort to get ALL of the article’s relevant information into the teaser sentence.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I hate David Foster Wallace. He seems convinced that the longer his sentences are, the smarter people will think he is.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

So inappropriate!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, hatters had hatted.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

so Alexandre Dumas was a pen name for David Foster Wallace?

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I was confused too

How does it compare to The Count of Monte Cristo?

by Kai on Jun 26, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody see Jason Jones Iran rap last night on Daily Show? Funnny funny stuff!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

“Professionally speaking, it doesn’t scan.”

I chuckled.

by DC Trojan on Jun 26, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The meter is incorrect.”

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of a sudden accuracy counts? This must be a Cal blog.

by DC Trojan on Jun 26, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If theres one thing people know CGB for, its accuracy and completeness!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I majorly lol’d

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 27, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh that’s cold. Also: blame it on Cignetti! (I know I will.)

by AERose on Jun 27, 2009 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll blame it on the Cig-cig-Cignetti.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a great series, and especially fortuitous timing considering current events.

I was more blown away by the Obama legal team citing Daily Show mockery. I still think it must be some kind of elaborate prank.

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by norcalnick on Jun 26, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool stuff.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Readers of this website will remember the intense legal battles over Alquist-Priolo (a California state law) that restricts modifications to structures that reside directly on earthquake faults, as does Memorial Stadium. These new conduits could have been identified by project opponents as illegal “modifications” to the stadium – as were so many others – but they failed to do so.

NOBODY TELL RUNNIE DUB ABOUT THIS!?!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lets Fanshot! But who?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is old news, happened like days ago ;-)

Actually interesting story about Moncrease….he was passed up coming out of HS because he ran a 4.8 40 at one of the Nike camps. Ouch. Good to see that he’s faster than that! He should be a welcome addition to the team. Laney isn’t a football school so that and the injury probably accounted for him flying under the radar again. I wonder if he had a friend or someone with a connection help him get in front of the Cal coaches.

Good for him, welcome aboard Chris, we look forward to 3 great seasons with you!

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it happened 10 days ago, though I haven’t seen anything about it before now. The article also mentions:


Other schools that offered Moncrease were Washington State and Tennessee.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

YO posted it on his blog, but regardless…its good for us to be aware, thanks for posting the new article. So here’s the curious thing….he was offered WSU and Tenn but just now made a decision after getting the offer from Cal? Maybe the other two offers came in late too. And maybe part of that is because he’s a transfer student?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I really like the kid’s highlight reel. He hits hard, has good closing speed, and takes great angles to the ball carrier.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

And...

I think he has 3 years to play 3. So we can really get some mileage out of his abilities.

by Nashville on Jun 26, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the schedule between now and Sept 5th?

I’m so freaking antsy about getting the season started. When do organized practices start again? Scrimmages? Events open to the public?

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Well,

We are all off for a week, until July 6th, and just have normal practice, same as we have been doing, until fall camp starts. The week long break is partly to give the guys a rest, and partly because a large amount of construction will be going on in the stadium, with reinforcement beams and venting work will be installed in the weight room and training room, similar to what you can see and read about in the Bearinsider article above.

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Jun 26, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who else ordered their official game day T-shirts today?

An improvement over the last 2 years. Thank Oski we’re not just listing our schedule on the back.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Why do you buy the shirt if you arent attending the game?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aspersion! Why do you cast aspersion upon me? I shall attend at least one game. And I didn’t notice any disclaimer that said you could ONLY wear it at the game. I might also wear it whilst watching the game on TV here in wonderful Ohio.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

A) Wonderful Ohio? HA! At least try to be reasonable.

B)I thought you were legally required under NCAA regs to wear those shirts ONLY at the games or slumber parties?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, I should have said AWESOME Ohio. My mistake.

And my Cal Central Ohio Alumni Association Bear Backers Game Watch Par-Ts are all slumber parties.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you have a jersey if you’re not a player?

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a special double-breasted jersey.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess, because I can dream. I can dream about being a player.

I shouldn’t mock Calumbus Bear, because he is just dreaming about getting to go to a Cal game, even though he is stick in WONDERFUL Ohio.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem. Awesome.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am awesome, thanks!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are indeed awesome at both blithering AND blathering.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you guys plan on going up to Eugene for the Oregon game?

I’m trying to plan my annual pilgrimage with my buddies from undergrad, and we’re narrowing it down to USC, Oregon, and UCLA. But Oregon is tougher to make, so we’re only going to go if we can find a group of fellow fans to hang with up there.

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all separate people, but I know I wont be at Oregon.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist, we all know you influence everyone else on here, either by intimidation or by example. Except for today, today you don’t seem your usual perky self.

But i thought I’d put the question out there because I know some of you guys (I still feel like an outsider even after being on here for a year) tailgate together at away games.

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of us tailgate together at home games. Except for Hydro. He likes to get to the stadium 4 hours early to begin his pre-game preparations. He also doesnt sit (stand) near us, instead he goes like 50 rows up to get a better view of all the action.

I think its all a ruse, because he hates mea nd wants to stay as far away as possible.

Nonetheless, I know others might go to Oregon, so take it up with them. I am merely saying that I wont be there.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the Blue or Gold zone will ever enforce assigned seats.

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt they just change to assigned seats last year?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its been that way for a while, but I could be wrong. I remember last year people still being all over the place.

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tix for the USC game are $66…ouch

Every other game $34.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My season tickets are $99. NBD.

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by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised they didn’t add another 6 in there somewhere.

by DC Trojan on Jun 26, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be ridiculously expensive!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I have plans to attend all of the home games, as well as Minnesota, UCLA, and Stanford. I had once had an inkling that I would try and attend every game this year, but with (my own personal) economy being in the crapper, that seems unlikely.

That said, if I picked up one more game, it would be Oregon, and if you haven’t been to Autzen, you definitely should go.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s better. Although in three years it’s going to say “This is our house, 60,000 strong” or however many seats we’re going to have.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

And if you get your way itll say “THIS IS OUR HOUSE, AN UNCLEAR AMOUNT STRONG, BECAUSE WE FIRST HAVE TO DETERMINE HOW MANY STUDENTS SHOWED UP AND THEN PUNISH THEM AND THEN WE’LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY IN ATTENDANCE.”

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I realize now that we actually punish the students who DONT show up under your plan.

Please, as difficult as it is for some, disregard the above ramblings.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does it come in Burqa format?

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by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet! I shall be purchasing one, and bringing it with me to Minnesota. It won’t make as much sense there, but who cares?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh…seems kind of generic to me. I actually liked the 2006 shirts a lot.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you suggesting a CGB T-Shirt Design Competition? If so…. Rhinestones.

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by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was rather fond of the 2007 gameday shirts, but i thought the ones last year were god awful.

by Longhorn@Berkeley on Jun 26, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dig the logo on the front, the back is kinda meh. So much better than last year, though. I’ll order one.

by turkey on Jun 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, thus I ordered 3. (For me, Mrs. CALumbus Bear, and Ohio Bear —although a true fan would order at least 3 just for him/herself)

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bought yourself 2 shirts? Aren’t you and Ohio Bear the same person?

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by Ohio Bear on Jun 26, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just trying to get out of reimbursing me! I’m on to your tricks, Ohio Bear!

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would somebody buy 3 of the same shirt? I havent bought the gameday shirt in years, because I dont like to wear the same thing to games that everybody else will.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You go naked, don’t you?

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only from the waist down. BUT I STILL WONT WEAR THE GAMEDAY SHIRT!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double breasted suit with no pants? Is that even possible? Double breasted torso?

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by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite quote of the evening, which I think sums up what Tedford expects from this year’s offense, was, “You are going to like the offense. We are going to look a lot like we looked my first couple years here.”

We’ll see. I’ve been predicting a return to the early Tedford era offense.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bear Will Not Quit is plagiarizing your thoughts?

by Avinash Kunnath on Jun 26, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I’m just saying that Tedford’s comment seems to suggest a return to the early Cal offense, which is exactly what I’ve been saying in my previous posts, here and here.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d Hydro. I never read that other blog, so I was really glad you shared the link. Definitely worth reading.

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sold.

I thought about it, and I came to the conclusion that if Tedford says this is going to be a great offense, I think it’s really going to be a great offense. I am so tremendously hyped for next season.

by AERose on Jun 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, really interesting stuff. Highly recommended.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does he mean when he uses the word “multiple” like this:

Like the offense, he said the defense would be even more multiple this year now that the players were more familiar with it.

He uses the word this way a couple times. I’m not an English major, nor am I a football analyst, so is there something about the use of the word that I’m not aware of?

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like spunk?

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I warned you

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s talking about the schemes being more versatile and less predictable out of the same formations. Hopefully, we’re looking at an end — or at least a diminishment — to the ‘staleness’ that Tedford lamented about early in that piece.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

multiple = variety

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still doesn’t sound grammatically correct. “…the defense would be even more variety this year…”

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i’m not saing just substitute in the word variety for multiple, but basically, I think the idea that the writer was trying to convey was that Tedford wanted more variety in the offense.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a vast football background to draw upon, but it seems like Tedford is moving to make Cal more pro-style (at O-Line, offensive sets & plays, defensive schemes). I always heard that applying the pro-style to college football results in missed assignments, and players being tentative as they don’t know what to do. Is over-complication a potential problem or am I over-thinking?

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by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t necessarily think that pro-style = more complicated.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it’s better to just say that Tedford wants to return to a more traditional offense. Meaning one that uses mostly I-Formation, double tight end sets, and if it does use 3 WRs that the QB is under center more often. Perhaps some pro-set too.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And less empty sets, and less shotgun 3 WRs.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what do you think…..looks like we’re gonna be more like the team from 2004 or 2005?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably more 2005.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for…well, isn’t it obvious?

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by Ohio Bear on Jun 26, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is obvious. Anti-Ohio bigotry!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although for Tedford’s comments it seems like we’re going back to like 2002-2004-ish.

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by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what George Cortez is up to these days…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This video was posted on that site. I don’t think its possible to watch this video and not get emotional/excited about the upcoming season:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwyqcCFgXeY

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL at Best making a guy explode.

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by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed at that too. Kinda ridiculous. Classy highlight vid until that.

by j.lee on Jun 26, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

by far, this was one of the best Tedford articles I’ve ever read.

It gets back to the blogger vs reporter stuff.

Did Tedford know BWNQ write an article on their conversation?

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by carp on Jun 26, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, who’s the dude from the Cal blog who wrote about ending round robin? What an idiot.

by Avinash Kunnath on Jun 26, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, I thought this Intro figure was perfect for the topic at hand:

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
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by carp on Jun 26, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

great read. In my Pac10 expansion idea, a lot of the opposition cited “The ending of round robin format” as the reason to not expand.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been glued to the Jacko story like others have, but it sounds like yet another prescription pain killer death.

The Moroccan cactus produces a chemical that has shown tremendous effects as a non-addicting pain killer in Phase I and Phase II clinical trials. I think this, or a simple derivative of this, will drastically change pain management. Oxy and Vicadin will be a thing of the past.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder the camels are so happy

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, the camels will only be happy if they’re in pain. Resiniferatoxin targets a non-opiod receptor (hence, non-addicting) so it doesn’t produce the ZOMG euporia effect.

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--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So there’s no buzz to it, you just don’t feel the pain anymore? Fair enough. It already cleared Phase II? How large of a Phase III trial are they going to do? Do you know any more details about how they’re going to do the study, head to head versus others on the market?

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since CGB taught me to not use investment advisors or other professional advisors in making critical decisions, I’d like to immediately pour my life savings into investing in this without knowing more. So carp, don’t answer dballisloose.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What he meant to say, Carp, is:

So carp, don’t please answer dballisloose.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. It’s hit a bit of a snafu in Phase II (don’t they all?). Frankly, natural products (chemicals coming from nature) make lousy drugs because they aren’t designed for other evolutionary purposes. Therefore a little tinkering is needed before natural product derivatives become the drug.

Tinkering currently cannot happen because: a) RTX is made in poor yield from the cactus and it’s tough to isolate, b) the only chemical synthesis is too laborious to provide necessary quantities of the drug.

Even if no tinkering was needed, the Phase III trials could not happen because we cannot come up with enough drug to study it on such a level.

I can’t go on without getting into deep shit so I have to bring this to an abrupt halt.

There are 800 publications on RTX, and some data available for the public. The NIH has played a major role in this (last section of article):
http://nihrecord.od.nih.gov/newsletters/2007/11_16_2007/story1.htm

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by carp on Jun 26, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m now a bit more concerned about my investment.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jun 26, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, not time to be concerned yet. It’s part of the research process. I’ve cut you guys off from the good stuff cuz it’s not ready for disclosure yet.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this sentence makes me want to become more environmentally conscious
And although Euphorbia has been known for its medicinal properties for thousands of years, it could, like so many other invaluable species, become endangered only too quickly. In this light, something Newman stressed rings true: Protecting endangered species is closely related to the NPB mission of finding new plant compounds and new drugs.
"This is why we have to stop clear-cutting [forests]," Newman said. "We have no idea what we are losing."

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the weirdest creatures, trees, and plants produce small quantities of chemicals that can have profound effects in medicine.

I shared RTX now…previously I’ve shared prostratin (Samoan tree), paclitaxel (Pacific Yew tree), and bryostatin (bacteria).

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately such is the challenge for chronic pain medication. Its not as objective to measure as, say a reduction in the amount of asthma attacks due to a long-acting inhaler. Its subjective “how’s your pain today” means “well its a little less severe”. With chronic pain medication you also have a stronger placebo effect.

A lot of larger biopharma companies have decided to let smaller independent labs try and crack this nut, and then look to in-license the science. But then the problems that exist are that its hard to justify to their shareholders doing a large Phase III trials on something that has subjective results.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

true…obviously the biggest selling points are:

a) it works as well or better than morphine
b) it won’t turning you into a junkie.

How we experimentally prove a) is challenging (as you said).

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d be willing to try it to get rid of this pain in my groin, can you send me some of that cactus?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.fermentek.co.il/resiniferatoxin.htm

it’s research grade tho…we don’t have the GMP stuff for ya.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time that I tried to acquire white crystalline powder, I got in some trouble with the DEA.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanfurd’s new offense in 2009: The A-11TE

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford recruited only 1 TE in 2007, 0 in 2008…..4 in 2009, and 3 so far in 2010. I see what Harbaugh is doing here. Big kids too….6’6, 6’6, 6’7. Last year’s were 6’6, 6’6, 6’8, 6’4.

Big boys, but what’s the point of having 7 TE recruits in 2 years, besides making up for not getting any in the prior years? Seems like overkill. I’d be surprised if all 3 stick to their commitments.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECD HARD!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Tim Floyd proved that jacking up the price of recruits inevitably phails

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm…. would Harbaugh be good at Settlers of Catalan?

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that game but sadly, nobody wants to play with me

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played it twice. It was fun. I stayed up until 3:00 am, then went snowboarding at 6:30 the next day, only to leave the slopes at noon and start another game at noon:30 Driving home was a bitch that day.

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Settlers of Catan tailgate!

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Eugene on 9/26???

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, they have a Spanish version of Settler of Catan?

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but no one plays it because the rules are written in an incomprehensible dialect

Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving

by PaulThomas on Jun 27, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, thanks for going with me on that one :-)

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trade

Harbaugh is currently talking to the Timberwolves about trading for a point guard

by speedo on Jun 26, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Jun 26, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know much about recruiting – can someone give me the three-bullet-point explanation of why UCLA has had so many higher ranked recruiting classes over the last few years even though our program has been more successful (in terms of wins, bowl games, etc.)?

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the bitches in my spin class? Just the other day, there was a photographer shooting pics of a tall hot latina model in the jacuzzi down below my balcony. LA is where the bitches are….I’m in LA, trick!

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, you asked for bullet points:

  • LA is where the bitches are
  • LA also has Hollywood and the Lakers (Warriors are ok, but please)
  • I’m in LA, trick

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

- recruiting rankings cater to traditional powers, hence players going to USC, LSU, Notre Dame, Texas, and UCLA will generally be ranked higher.

- UCLA will capture a few flashy high school players

-Most rankings assign a number ranking to each player and then base their team rankings on a cummulative total. However, Cal has signed smaller classes the last few years, thus a smaller cummulative total.

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s partially the methodology by which recruiting classes are ranked, rather than the quality of classes themselves? Interesting.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Los Angeles tends to get a ton of recruiting coverage, therefore the services are simply more familiar with players in L.A. and willing to rate them, where the Bay Area, Central Valley and Sacramento get little coverage, hence lower rankings.

And, UCLA’s problem the past 5 years hasn’t been talent, its been coaching and execution, the physical talent (thus recruiting) has been there.

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The name of the school interested can heavily influence the ranking of a recruit.

There have been some recruits at USC that initially were graded to be average D-1 prospects, but once word of USC interest came known, they became 4-5 star recruits. Essentially, if USC is interested, they must be damn good.

Anyways, ranking/grading recruits/recruiting classes is not a science, and is more like taking educated guesses.

by j.lee on Jun 26, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Single Bullet

Someone forgot to recruit a QB

by speedo on Jun 26, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also our facilities are garbage

by Kai on Jun 26, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn he was offered by everybody in this Galaxy.

How the eff r we doing so well in the breadbasket states?

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tosh is Jesus.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have heard/read that Tosh Lupoi is a big time recruiter.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Jun 26, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, can walk on water.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jun 26, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe there is credence to what tedford said in the Bears with Fangs article previously linked, about giving other schools a chance to negative recruit against us. I therefore wish he’d wait a little longer before making his decision.

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this rumor is based on a facebook profile? Could it be a fake facebook profile?

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gabe King seems like a really grounded, great kid. Here’s an interview of his in which he talks about his favorites. He’s articulate, seems pretty smart, polite, etc….will fit in well with Tedford’s culture

http://rivals.yahoo.com/video/recruiting-football/AMP-Gabe-King-names-favorites-49751

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost that time again!

That’s right, kids, it’s almost Drink O’Clock, only the third leg of the 4-4 marathon.

Today, I’m going to attempt something that may prove horrible. That’s right – I’m going to happy hour with the boss for “one” beer.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

You should buy your boss a lemon drop. I bet he’d love that.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, $3 lemon drops are the refuge of my cheap fiscally restrained friends and I.

I guess I have to be controlled and classy and not finish my beer in fewer than five minutes.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This means you should get a heartier beer. Double I.P.A. it!

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 26, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I second this. Or a stout.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannot go wrong with Guiness.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found a spot with $2 guiness until 7pm

by turkey on Jun 26, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, really? Where?

Osha Lounge (which I’m gonna end up at later) has $3 beers (on tap), which is sick.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedys Irish Pub and Curry House.

The food was decent as well.

by turkey on Jun 26, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, Holmoephobe mentioned that.

I should take a ganter on over there.

Jade used to have $2 Shiner Bock on tap till 7:30. Too bad they got rid of that beer :sadface:

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know I’ve never actually been there. I just like the idea of an Irish pub that serves Indian food.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds solid. I must try it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is solid! The Indian food is good enough to come back for, and the best part of their happy hour deal was not mentioned! Yes, there is $2 Guinness, but for all other beers (as far as I could tell), it’s buy-one-get-one-free in the form of a token you receive when you buy that one beer. Best of all, those tokens are redeemable at any time, not just happy hour.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll just go there right now.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is correct, although I was given a ticket for the extra beer, not a token. Either way, $5 for two Stella’s? Not bad.

Plus there was some Cal alum event there last week, bonus.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was it put on by the Alumni Association?
I still am not convinced enough to join. Sure I see the perks, but I don’t know how much they’re worth it to me.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, some random facebook group haha

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im a lifetime member.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

This does not work in its favor.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I most likely will be, because it’s the Alumni Association. I just can’t see what in particular it is that will get me to join.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

student store discounts and a snazzy license plate frame.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GOT A LICENSE PLATE FRAME?!??!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, maybe there are budget cuts after 2002 that led to the demise of this offering.

by turkey on Jun 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You only get the license plate frame if you sign up as a lifetime member (or at least start a lifetime membership pledge) within roughly 3-5 months of graduation.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN MY LAZINESS!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you can always go work for CAA. That would probably also secure you a frame.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then, I might have to work.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d definitely post less, that’s for sure.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jul 1, 2009 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a lose-lose sitch.

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by TwistNHook on Jul 1, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I already have my awesome Engineering one! The license plate frame lacks the appeal.

by Yes We Cannon on Jun 30, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should get a second car!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen, if I wanted whiskey drowned out by water, I would have just ordered Johnny Walker Red and soda.

Kidding – I think I’m gonna go for a strong beer.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely go for the strong beer. Your boss, if he knows anything about beer at all, will appreciate your taste, and you won’t look like an alcoholic.

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 26, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And definitely don’t get a pitcher unless he offers. You want to be able to have an out, like ask when he finishes his pint “you want another one, its on me” and let him be the one to say no and call it a day.

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a midori sour, he might think you’re very worldly

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bedsheet and a hood does not make you worldly.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is the klan considered worldly?

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

One-day old joke High Five!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-)

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Midori Sour is a damn good drink – too bad ordering one in public gets you stoned if you’re male.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agh, he needs to get off the phone with this client.

Drink O’Clock cannot wait!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you could get a promotion if all goes right!

Try not to honk him. That was Twist’s promotion tactic. That… didn’t work out so well.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goal today: Do not get bombed in the next hour-and-a-half.

Secondary goal: Do not get sleepy.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just drink slowly till he leaves.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do I solve goal #2?!

Hell, the first wave of sleepiness is already hitting me. I just need to walk it out.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 26, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do a line in the bathroom. Isn’t that how you finance types roll?

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come the jokes about me being naked keep getting hidden?? What is going on

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rags or someone decided to take mercy on us.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I used my 8 accounts to flag the comments multiple times.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO QUARTER! NO MERCY! LIMITED MAN-SCAPING!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS IT BACK1?!?!?!?!?!

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only while I’m eight red bulls deep.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just think of horrifically disastrous images in your brain that will keep you awake at night. Or during the day!

Like me, naked.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS So much hair. So. Much. Hair.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theres a lot of visible hair on me. The non-visible hair is very similar, if not plusher.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK, LIKE, FLAGGED!

Thanks Twist, I totally didn’t want to sleep tonight.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, thus, Rishis problems are solved!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 26, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sincerely doubt many of those were unintentional.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Especially the Johnson one.

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only really funny one was the NYT article.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tosh Lupoi mentioned as key factor in Cal's rising profile

There’s an article from Rivals but I don’t have access to it. But I wanted to mention it since we were talking about Lupoi and recruiting earlier, maybe someone with access can tell us what the important highlights are.

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/barrier_noentry.asp?ReturnTo=&sid=&script=content.asp&cid=959118&fid=&tid=&mid=&rid=

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by dballisloose on Jun 26, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Random Thought for a Friday

It is just me and one other guy in the office right now, and neither of us has anything to do. Hence, I am staring at a clock mentally preparing myself for the 3 hours of girl talk I am about to endure as my girlfriend, her friend, and I drive to San Luis Obispo for the weekend to meet a bunch of my girlfriend’s other friends. I then wished I had a portable tv, or dvd player, and the thought train progresses, and it eventually stops at: why doesn’t the Pac-10 team up with another conference to form a Pac-10/other conference network?

Again, why doesn’t the Pac-10 team up with another conference (ACC for example) to provide a Pac-10/ACC channel? I know there is a lot to it, but it seems like it would cut down on risk and investment for each conference. More quality programming would be available, a bigger market would be provided, greater exposure, and competition for time slots would be minimal at most since we have an East Coast / West Coast alignment.

Anyway, that is just a random thought, I’m fairly certain I’m overlooking some glaring problem, and please let me know what it is?

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The entire country that separates the ACC and Pac-10?

Not as useful as Rated-R Superstar, but, hey!, I stick my Grease watching to once a weekend.

by rollonubears on Jun 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We won the election; those people don’t matter anymore.

by HolmoePhobe on Jun 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Driver of the Cal Um Bus

by CALumbus Bear on Jun 29, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying they play each other in anything, rather join together to form one television network. On football saturday, the ACC can have the 12:00pm & 3:00 (eastern time), being 9:00 & 12:00 on the West Coast, then the Pac-10 can have the 6:00 & 9:00 eastern time spots, or 3:00 & 6:00. I know I am oversimplifying but it seems like some cooperation might work to the benefit of both. Perhaps its share revenues.

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the problem is filling the hours with programming, it’s finding a big enough audience who will pay to subscribe to this channel (or, rather, convincing cable companies that a big enough audience is there). There’s basically no overlap between the audience for Pac-10 and ACC programming. Yes, your potential audience doubles, but since almost no customers are interested in more than half of the programming, they’re only going to want to pay for the conference that they’re interested in, so you couldn’t charge them more than you could for a Pac-10 or ACC network all by itself. Then you have to take those subscriber fees and split them in half or whatever. I don’t see the upside.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put another way, the reason these conferences don’t already have networks isn’t because they don’t want the exposure; it’s because they economics don’t add up (or at least there are significant doubts that they would). The ACC is already struggling to get its big-money play, the ACC Championship Game, to turn a profit. Joining forces might improve programming options, but I don’t think it would improve the economics.

I might be intrigued by a Pac-10/Big XII network, however. There’s some overlap there, and the conferences already have a joint basketball tournament going.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jun 26, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess as a Pac-10er, if I had the Pac-10/ACC channel, prior to the Pac-10 games starting I would be just as likely to watch an ACC game as whatever else is playing on ESPN or ESPN2. To me, that would increase the audience for the ACC’s game.

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Living in ACC country I’d caution you about making claims like that. You’d just end up asleep again. ACC football makes me so tired I can’t even come up with a snappy analogy about it.

by DC Trojan on Jun 26, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it prescription strength? It’s sure like fuck NOT addictive, so that’s great news.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 27, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s like one of those naturally occurring but not yet FDA approved substances that carp was talking about earlier in the week. (It was Carp, wasn’t it?)

by DC Trojan on Jun 27, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many people travel illegally to Latin American countries to get SEC football cheaply over the counter.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 27, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would also think having 22 teams split the cost for one network, would be cheaper than splitting the cost amongst 10 teams. Furthermore, more games would be available, hence a better product (better games) could be produced.

by chowder on Jun 26, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

More on coaches collaborating

The Bears With Fangs article upthread mentioned Dick Gregory and Co. getting a warm welcome from Dick Lebeau when they went to learn the 3-4 in Pittsburgh, and here’s another example of the strong ties Tedford has in the coaching community:

MEYER: “True. But you have to get something. This is a two-way street. For Jon Gruden to come in and just take? We’re not going to do that. We’re not into supplying information. We’re into exchanging information. A guy like Bill Belichick? I get 10 times more than what he gets from us. Same for Jon Gruden. . . . I could go on and on and on. [California’s] Jeff Tedford. He’s one of my great friends. We always do it. Rich Rodriguez? We used to do it all the time [when he was at West Virginia], but now he’s at Michigan and a competitor in recruiting so we don’t anymore. [Rutgers’] Greg Schiano. I could go on and on. Mike Leach at Texas Tech. We often have conversation. [Utah’s] Kyle Willingham and I talk twice a week.”

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-florida-gators-urban-meyer-qa-25062509,0,4830230.htmlstory

On top of everything else, it’s cool to know that Tedford is recognized as a great football mind by the people who know best.

by AERose on Jun 26, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe there's such a thing as being TOO devoted to your school...

[Florida] fans can look forward to spending eternity on campus


Die-hard Gators fans could soon make the main campus their final resting place. Gov. Charlie Crist signed a bill Thursday allowing any of the 11 schools in the state university system to construct a columbarium on campus. A columbarium is a structure that houses urns containing cremated remains.

I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.

by BearStage on Jun 26, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Drink o'clock success!

Just got back. Made it till 4 am with no sleep and tons of red bulls.

Time to eat and do it all over again!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Its 4am, do you know where your boss is?

Jahvid Best is so awesome, he makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands!

by dballisloose on Jun 29, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

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