DBD 5.6.09 Say Your Vitamins and Eat Your Prayers
"Suburban Commando was a terrible movie!" via www.htzfm.com
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside, ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide, Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I feel strong about right and wrong, And I don't take trouble for very long, I got something deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life! I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Notwithstanding my love of professional wrestling, that is not a song I often heard growing up. I mean c'mon, I'm not from Sarah Palin's real America. I was born in the Democratic Republic of Berkeley. My parents are the hippiest hippies to ever hippie (so many stories I can't even tell here). I'm 2 parts Cindy Sheehan and 3 parts Markos Moulaghoagih.
But I've always wanted to be a real American. I've always wanted to say my vitamins and eat my prayers (I've heard they taste like cotton candy mixed with unicorn). Enter: Mrs. TwistNHook. She's from South Carolina. South Cack!
That's gotta be real America. The realest America. An America SO real they don't care about educating their students or helping their unemployed. Now THATS some hot America right there.
Everytime I go there, I always try to just drink in the America. Whether its the strip clubs RIGHT NEXT to the churchs (no joke). Or the gas stations that sell fried chicken 24/7 (NO FUCKING JOKE).
"You haven't lived until you've scarfed down a 6 piece spicy chicken meal at 6 AM on January 1st, you havent FUCKING LIVED until that." via astroluxe.com
But I guess it doesnt matter how many times Ive been eating chicken sandwiches and filling up my car tank in the middle of the night on January 1st. Although, to be fair, it has been a lot.
Because I dont know if theres anything that can inject enough AMERICA into to me to overcome my roots. Well, if Dodge's Fried Chicken isn't enough, I know there is at least one moment in my life that might be enough to stop my Pelosification.
It was December 24. I was getting ready to celebrate XMas. I hadnt really practiced that particular holiday growing up. Im MOT. A Heeb. Christian holidays are all about celebrating somebodys birth or death or something. Jewish holidays are about getting a great deal on oil. "We bought 1 days worth and it lasted 8 days! Unbelievable!" (Credit: Jon Stewart) My dad would bring us out, wed light a candle, say something resembling baruch anoidoi melasomething or other and then Id return to Final Fantasy III. I think we were supposed to do that more than one night, but we were lazy. So very lazy.
As it were, I was a bit new to this foreign concept. I remember the first year I had XMas with my (at that time future) in-laws. I bought XMas cards and affixed them to all the gifts I bought. Apparently, you dont buy individual cards for each present. My father in law spent most of that day mocking me for that XMas faux paux. Toads awk.
So, I was ready the next year. I had it all good to go. But apparently my efficient focus was not shared by my brother in law. It was 12.24 and he hadnt finished his shopping. And it was about 5:45. In the PM.
Now, theres generally one main place to go in South Cack to get stuff. Wal-Mart. Need clothes? Wal-Mart. Camping supplies? Wal-Mart. Medical Care? Wal-Mart.
Im not even sure if theres a Wally World in the Yay. I hadnt encountered it until I got to South Cack. Its a magic(k)al place where you can get both diamond rings, auto parts, and "organic" produce all for less than 30 bucks total. And on XMas Eve, its about the only place thats open. But, apparently, even Wal-Mart's capitalism bows to its Christianity.
Because when we got to Wal-Mart (at about 550 or so) we were told that we had 10 minutes and it closed at 6. So, we started sprinting FLAT OUT SPRINTING through this South Carolinan Wal-Mart on XMas Eve surrounded by all these really fat people in NASCAR clothes or Pittsburg Steelers jerseys (the Steelers are popular everywhere, no idea why). I'm bouncing off of people my hands full of shit, trying not to drop anything anywhere. Those clerks might have judged me, but hey it wasn't me who screwed up their shopping. And I'm the XMas rook, my brother in law had like 2 decades of experience by that point!
Such was the moment when I was showered with Americana. When I was able to put my crazzzy hippe dirty Jew life behind me and accept the crass Christianity comercialism that is Real America. At some point when I was sprinting back and forth down the gun aisles to see if my brother in law wanted any more ammo to give to his father, I knew that I was only 1 bad platinum blonde dye job away from being a Real American.
SING IT WITH ME, PEOPLE:
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside, ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide, Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I feel strong about right and wrong, And I don't take trouble for very long, I got something deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life! I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Baseball beats UC Davis:
BERKELEY, CALIF. - The California baseball team rebounded from a 3-0 deficit to defeat UC Davis, 6-5, Tuesday at Evans Diamond. The Golden Bears had trailed 3-1 before scoring four runs in the bottom of the sixth inning, highlighted by a lead-off home run by junior second baseman Jeff Kobernus and doubles by Blake Smith, Danny Oh and Dwight Tanaka. Cal improved to 20-26 overall, while the Aggies dropped to 7-36.
The winning pitcher for Cal was freshman right-hander Logan Scott, who picked up his first collegiate victory in relief, entering the game in the third inning and throwing 4.0 innings with four hits, two earned runs, no walks and three strikeouts. Freshman right-hander Dixon Anderson pitched the ninth inning (one hit, one strikeout) to earn his second save of the season. The losing pitcher for UC Davis was starter Tom Briner (0-5), who threw 5.1 innings with seven hits, four runs, two walks and one strikeout.
The Aggies had grabbed the early lead when first baseman Ty Kelly hit a three-run homer to left field off of Scott in the top of the third inning. The Bears were able to come back with a run in the bottom of the third off of Briner when sophomore first baseman Mark Canha hit a two-out single to score junior center fielder Brett Jackson, who hit a double to the right center field gap.
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Womens tennis in the NCAAs:
THIS WEEK: The No. 9-ranked California women’s tennis team (17-4, 7-1 Pac-10) looks to return to the national championship match as it hosts the opening rounds of the 2009 NCAA Division I Women’s Tennis Championships this weekend at Hellman Tennis Complex. The Golden Bears draw Northeast Conference champion Long Island (10-7, 3-0 NEC) in their first-round match at 1 p.m. on Friday, May 8. Earlier in the day, No. 31 Texas (16-7, 10-1 Big 12) faces off with No. 41 Pepperdine (13-11) at 10 a.m. The winners of the two matches will meet again in a second round match at noon on Saturday, May 9. Saturday’s winner will advance to play as one of the final 16 teams at the George P. Mitchell Tennis Center in College Station, Texas. Cal enters the postseason riding a season-high six match winning streak and recently celebrated the selection of five players to the Pac-10 All-Conference team. All three of this weekend’s matches will feature live set scoring and streaming video via links at www.calbears.com/sports/w-tennis/cal09ncaa.html.
TICKET INFORMATION: Tickets for the NCAA first and second round matches are $8 for adults and $4 for seniors, students with valid identification and youth (K-12). Only single-day tickets will be sold and all tickets will only be sold at the Hellman Tennis Complex north gate.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 7:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Womens Water Polo rocking hard:
BERKELEY – The No. 5 California women’s water polo team put forth the best season in school history in 2009. The Golden Bears finished the season 31-8 overall, which is the highest number of wins ever and ties the highest winning percentage. This year’s team not only scored the most goals in program history but its goals per game average of 12.54 is also tops in the record books.
• Bears scored 489 goals in 39 games to average 12.54 goals per game
• Cal only allowed 243 goals, averaging 6.23 goals allowed per game
• Seventeen different players turned in multi-goal performances for a team total of 116
• Junior driver Meghan Corso led the Bears with 66 goals and 22 multi-goal games. Freshman Emily Csikos was second (65 goals) followed by redshirt junior utility Camille Hewko (54 goals)
• Thirteen different Bears had double-digit goal tallies
• Cal shut out its opponents in 44 complete quarters
• The Bears were ranked in the top-10 for the entirety of the season, spending eight weeks at No. 5 and were never ranked lower than seventh in the nation
• Camille Hewko was named the MPSF Co-Player of the Week on April 7 after she scored four goals to lead the No. 5 Golden Bears to an 11-9 victory over No. 8 Arizona State on April 4
• Redshirt freshman goalkeeper Stephanie Peckham was lauded as the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Co-Player of the Week for the week of March 23. Peckham helped the Bears to three wins at the Aztec Invitational on March 21 and 22. The Coto de Caza, Calif., native garnered 38 total saves over the course of three games. She was also given the award for the week of Feb. 2 after Peckham helped to lead the Bears to four wins at the NorCal Cup. Peckham grabbed three saves in the 20-0 victory over Cal State Monterey Bay and seven stops for the 15-1 demolishing of Sonoma State. Peckham was instrumental in Cal’s two wins – 14-2 over Pacific and 9-7 over No. 9 UC Davis
• Camille Hewko is tied for sixth on Cal’s all-time single-game scoring leaders after she knocked in five goals at Colorado State on Feb. 8
• With 65 goals scored in her freshman campaign, Emily Csikos is second on the all-time freshman scoring list, second only to Kaliya Young, who had 85. Lauren Barron is 10th with 26 goals and Libby McLaren is in the 11th spot (23 goals)
• After leading the team with 66 goals, Meghan Corso moved into seventh place on Cal’s career scoring list with 131 goals in three years thus far. Julie Oreglia is the next current player on the all-time list, in 15th place with 83 scores in three years at Cal
• Stephanie Peckham had 305 saves this season, which skyrocketed her into first place on the single-season goalkeeper saves list. With just one year of collegiate play under her belt, Peckham is fifth on the all-time keeper list with 305 saves
• Camille Hewko was named to the All-MPSF second-team as well as the all-tournament team, while redshirt junior utility Stephanie Schnugg was an honorable mention and freshman driver Emily Csikos earned all-freshman honors
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 7:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mens Gymnastics also rocking hard:
BERKELEY – Six members of the California men’s gymnastics team have been selected as Academic All-Mountain Pacific Sports Federation’s scholar athletes for the 2009 season, MPSF Commissioner Al Beaird announced Tuesday.
Receiving honors are first-year law student Kyle Brady, seniors Evan Roth and Kyson Bunthuwong, juniors Bryan del Castillo and Daniel Geri as well as sophomore Eric Haeussler.
Out of all five teams in the MPSF, the six selections for the Golden Bears are the most in the conference. Stanford, Nebraska and Oklahoma each had five gymnasts earn academic honors while Air Force received three.
The student-athletes were nominated for this award by their institution based on the following criteria: 3.0 or better cumulative grade point average and at least a sophomore academically, the student-athlete must have completed one full academic year at the institution prior to the season for which the award is being received and the student-athlete must have competed in 50 percent or more of the institution’s competition.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 7:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Softball takes on UW and UCLA:
The No. 12/13 California Golden Bears play their final three games of the regular season this week, taking on a pair of top-five ranked teams. Cal travels to Los Angeles to take on the No. 3/2 UCLA Bruins Thursday, May 7 at 1 p.m. The Bears then head north to Seattle for a pair of games against the No. 4/5 Washington Huskies, playing Friday, May 8 at 3 p.m. and then closing out the regular season on Saturday, May 9 with a game at 12 p.m.
Cal moved up one spot in both polls this week, coming in at No. 13 in the ESPN.com/USA Softball Top-25 poll and at No. 12 in the USA Today/NFCA poll. The Pac-10 continues to dominate the polls with three of the top-five teams in both polls coming out of the conference. Oregon and Oregon State are the only teams in the Pac-10 not ranked in the top-25.
The Bears won their final non-Conference game of the season, defeating UC Davis 3-1 in Davis last week, giving them their 25th win this season over a team outside of the Pac-10.
The Bears battled the elements and the Arizona schools over the weekend. The teams lost their fight with the rain on Friday night, having to cancel their showdown with Arizona. Because of the tight schedule, the game will not be rescheduled. Saturday and Sunday’s games each had their first pitches pushed back two hours because of rain, but both ended up being played in almost completely dry conditions.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 7:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Womens Golf heads to NCAA Regionals:
The No. 25 California Golden Bears will compete at the 2009 NCAA Women’s Golf West Regional at Karsten Golf Course in Tempe, Ariz., Thursday, May 7 through Saturday, May 9. The par-72 6,230 yard course is the setting for the 54-hole (three-round) tournament to advance teams to the NCAA National Championships. Live scoring will be available at www.golfstat.com.
This is the tenth straight year the Bears have qualified for the NCAA post-season and are looking for their seventh trip to the NCAA National Championships. The Bears last qualified for Nationals in 2006, the freshman season for current seniors Shannon Yocum and Allison Goodman. The Bears placed third at the Regional and went on to finish fifth at the National Championships. Last season, the Bears finished 12th at the Regionals, ending their season at the Lincoln Hills Golf Club in Lincoln, Calif.
This season, the Bears go into the Regional as the No. 8 seed in the field of 21 teams. The top eight teams and the top-two individuals not on those teams will advance to the National Championships in Owings Mills, Maryland.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 7:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought I might have been promoting this a bit too hard, but now I’m promoting it every moment of every fucking day just to piss off Rishi.
A person who isn’t Rishi decided to spend time not drinking and pretending to have any ability to speak to women by expressing themselves creatively. Now, you have an opportunity to share that creative expression with him:
BERKELEY – California forward Jamal Boykin will hold an art exhibition to showcase his drawings of President Obama on Saturday, May 9, at the Alphonse Berber Gallery located at 2546 Bancroft Way from 5:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. The Barack Obama Collection features 44 hand-drawn portraits of President Obama, all done by Boykin, with photography by Nican Robinson. There will be a special presentation at 7 p.m. where Boykin will speak along with poetry recited by Cal guard Patrick Christopher. Donations will be encouraged to raise money for art supplies for students at Malcolm X Elementary School. This is the first of a series of shows that will also take place in Los Angeles and Washington D.C. Refreshments will be served.
Opened on Feb. 27th, 2009, the Alphonse Berber Gallery is located in a beautiful 7200 square foot Julia Morgan-designed building across from the University of California. The gallery presents the work of dynamic, aggressively innovative emerging to mid-career contemporary artists. With each exhibition, the interior space is re-imagined in order to craft the ideal vehicle for showcasing a diverse range of genres and mediums. For more information, visit the Gallery’s website by clicking here

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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 7:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No gay Batman paintings?
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on May 6, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never said the artist was Rishi.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t forget about the CGB Meme Invitational. Voting on these 6 match ups lasts until THIS FRIDAY MAY 8 AT NOON! So, keep the discussions going. Here are the links:
Tagline v. A-11
Stego v. Hattin’
Chunged v. TuckNJersey
Dorrell Mustache v. Existential Pics
Watercube v. Somebody’s Bitter
Anguish Ape v. Leon Powe
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 7:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT! I JUST NOTICE ANGUISH APE TOOK THE LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Praise be to Bak Bak!
I’m not sure how Chunged is losing by 50+ votes, though. I still blame AtQ.
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by Berkelium97 on May 6, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This gives hope to Chunged fans everywhere. If Anguish Ape can do this, so can Marshawn!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop your illegal politicking and respect the will of the majority!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Chunged doesnt steal this election, well be forced to live on New Caprica!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as I get to "chung" the shit out of that blond cylon chick. And when I say "chunged" I mean "chung" as in "chung!"
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you say “chung” do you mean stick your penis into her vagina repeatedly until ejaculation?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You forgot about "BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA"
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 7:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But I dont believe.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you’re not American.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I sprinted through a South Cack WalMart on Christmas Eve buying ammunition. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?!?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To believe in the power of Hulkamania.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, that is so your fault
no one forced you to marry a girl from South Cack or wherever! I mean I know she’s the only girl that ever talked to you but still, you had a choice.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JO reviews RBs from spring practice.
WHERE WE STAND: There’s no deep analysis needed here. We all know Best will be the featured tailback and one of the best in the country if he is healthy. His absence this spring was good for Vereen and DeBoskie. Vereen was steady but not spectacular in the spring, but he proved last season he is a valuable backup. It will be interesting to see if DeBoskie pushed Vereen at all for some second team reps. Vereen is incredibly dependable and one of the most respected players on the team by both coaches and teammates.
MOVING FORWARD: Best said he expects to be completely healthy well before the start of training camp. He hopes to be ready in time for offseason conditioning workouts, which start around the end of June. When the fall comes around, Best will be the most overexposed offensive player on the West Coast. Even if he is completely healthy, which everyone expects, the coaches still may limit him a bit during camp. They do that even when he isn’t injured, simply to protect their star player. Again, that will help Vereen and DeBoskie. There’s no reason to believe Vereen won’t once again get his occassional chances as a backup. He won’t simply be waiting in case Best gets hurt. The Bears will use him.Schwartz and Kendricks are among Ted Miller’s 20 players to emerge this fall.
California
Offense: Mitchell Schwartz, OT, So.: The general feeling is Schwartz could play his way into a first-day pick in the NFL draft.
Defense: Mychal Kendricks, LB, So.: Talent meets opportunity — will Kendricks take advantage?
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by Berkelium97 on May 6, 2009 8:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2009 CAL Football Reunion
Just saw this photo gallery today. But even if this has been posted before, I posted here anyway, knowing I won’t be mocked for repeat linkage like I might be at another Insider of Bear site that will remain nameless.
Did Doug Brien carry that helmet around everywhere that weekend?
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 9:05 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I hadnt seen that before, that is great. Love it!
And yes, thanks to the magic of the DBD, there is no concern about re-linking. Go us!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve had dealings with Natu Tatulaouga (sp…) before for work. He’s a huge guy. I asked him if he played in the NFL because he was holding a NFL Players Association Lather Doc holder… and then as soon as I looked him up, I realized he was a Cal Bear.
by Shadwhand on May 6, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natu was a very good D-lineman for CAL. He toiled in the NFL for several years, playing for the Bengals and Seahawks, and maybe a couple of other teams. In the photos, he looks like he could still move around an O-lineman!
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome pics, thanks!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Na’il Benjamin FTW!!!
PS – kickers are a bit out there, aren’t they?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mick Luckhurst, FTW!
It seemed like he was in every pic!
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best. DBD. EVAIR!
I’m swelling with American pride.
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AMERICA FUCK YA!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey gang -
I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for making this such an enjoyable blog.
The ’thusiasts & the Javidtician / Artist formerly known as BearsNecessity…I bet it takes a lot more time then we imagine. Thank you for your efforts.
The regular posters – Spazzy, T-bred (who’s been absent of late – should we send for an officer?), danzig, chowder, Rishi, The Maharg, zoonews, rollonu, all the dudes from out of state, and 30 or so others – your efforts help make this a vibrant place and keeps me coming back.
The lurkers – stop lurking and join already. We’re a friendly crew, non-PC at times, but friendly nonetheless. Bring some news, an interesting personal story, why you love Cal, why you actually type in californiagoldenblogs.com, anything! The more the merrier.
May this season turn out to be the Unthinkable. Or at least not 2007.
Go Bears.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 9:36 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well gosh darn it if that isn’t the most American post you’ve ever made, carp.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carp, if I may continue this circlejerk, thank you for your daily news report.
Secondly, you know you dont have to retype in www.californiagoldenblogs.com if you use a bookmark. Go to the main page here and then go to the top menus and select the “Bookmark” menu. Then, scroll down to “Bookmark this page.” Should work perfect!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes, you’re exactly as helpful (and annoying!) as that damn anthropomorphic paper clip that keeps bothering me every time I open Word.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh mah gawd
I hate the paperclip. The first time I saw it (in like 98 or something) I started to yell at the computer.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can’t you turn it off?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You cant turn me off.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a room!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just turned me on even more.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And to think, this is linked at ESPN.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Twist, I don’t recall seeing in your Cal sports updates any mention of our 1-miler track star who just had the fastest 1-mile time in the country and 3rd fastest time in the world this year. Here’s a link I found:
Running for Cal Berkeley, Michael Coe won the Invitational Mile at the Brutus Hamilton Invitational in Berkeley on Saturday, April 25. The Cabrillo High grad ran the race with a time of 3:56.18 which was the fastest time of 2009 and shattered the school record of 3:58.52. It is also the third fastest time in the world to date this year. The previous school record was set by Cal grad David Torrence at the same meet two years ago. Torrence finished second to Coe on Saturday in 3:57.07.
I've lost the Nyan in me
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
link phail: http://www.lompocrecord.com/articles/2009/05/06/sports/sport25.txt
I've lost the Nyan in me
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe that story was put up in a DBD, but not todays DBD.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its a pretty cool accomplishment, and its pretty damn fast!
I've lost the Nyan in me
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cant disagree.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how shattering is 2 seconds.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in terms of track that is an eon.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you
of course I bookmarked it! Some Lurkers might not have though…
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s it, I’m never posting again. This is the most offensive thing I’ve ever read in my life.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FINALLY
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well gosh darn it if that isn’t the most American post you’ve ever made, Maharg.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know whats really American? Armored dogs.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m with the Maharg. Fuck this shit.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn’t mentioned. I’ll go away insert more emo stuff here
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol…your in the “30 or so others” group.
This DBD could us more emo.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t had an orthodox career, and I’ve wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn’t feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can’t deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!
by Yes We Cannon on May 6, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have finally made it.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you go to school today?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to school Thursday, Friday, Monday, and today. I only go at lunch though. My symptoms are a lot worse in the morning.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
carp's news & world report
I wasn’t going to do this, but some unfortunate news hit the waves today so I thought it should be seen.
All links SF Gate unless otherwise noted.
Red Cross confirms US bombs kill 120 innocent Afghans including women & children:
The international Red Cross confirmed Wednesday that civilians were found in graves and rubble where Afghan officials alleged U.S. bombs had killed dozens. U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Washington “deeply, deeply” regretted the loss of innocent life.
Women and children were among dozens of bodies in two villages targeted by airstrikes, the International Committee of the Red Cross reported Wednesday, after sending a team to the district. The U.S. military sent a brigadier general to the region to investigate.
A former Afghan government official said up to 120 people died in the bombing Monday evening.
Opening a meeting with the presidents of Afghanistan and Pakistan at the U.S. State Department in Washington, Clinton said Wednesday that any loss of innocent life was “particularly painful.”
Afghan President Hamid Karzai,
Dellums is cutting 140 Oakland cops. This is really not good.
Be careful with Craigslist. Anyone want to buy my Corrolla? For reals?
Education is linked to health.
There’s not doubt in my mind that my dog would try and defend my family from a mountain lion. Hopefully the dog makes it without the family having to take out a small loan to pay for it.
this one’s for chowder. Ranch homes & architecture.
Mendocino! If you have a significant other, take her/him there. You will not regret this.
Sports:
Miller on Cal’s breakout players to be:
California
Offense: Mitchell Schwartz, OT, So.: The general feeling is Schwartz could play his way into a first-day pick in the NFL draft.
Defense: Mychal Kendricks, LB, So.: Talent meets opportunity — will Kendricks take advantage?
KenCraw on TV scheduling:
Cal doesn’t come out bad with 3 games total (Maryland, USC and Oregon) which is 3rd behind USC’s 6 and Oregon’s 4. Washington and Oregon State are the only other teams with more than 1, with 2 each, and Washington State and UCLA were the 2 teams left out in the cold (boy, I wouldn’t want to be on the Bruin Nation website this week if I was an ABC exec).
Speaking of which, I’m somewhat suprised the Cal versus UCLA game didn’t get picked up. It has a history of being a close game in the Rose Bowl and you’d think they’d throw UCLA one bone. Here’s betting that the game gets picked up as ABC’s 12 day selection that they reserved for 10/17 at 12:30 PM. You’ll notice that minus USC games, ABC was very reluctant to pick up games midway through the season and the back end of the schedule is very "reservation" heavy. That says to me that ABC doesn’t have a lot of confidence about which teams will rise to the top and wants to hold out on their picks.
Other games that I wouldn’t be surprised being picked up by ABC for a reserved game are the Arizona State game (reservation is for 10/31 @ 12:30 PM) and perhaps the Big Game (reservation is for 11/21 @ 12:30 PM) although it tends not to attract the big networks because it’s mostly unrecognized outside of the Bay Area. I’d add
Beears with Fangs on NCAA ’10
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 10:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EA does such a half ass job with the college football franchise
I wish a competitor would give them some competition.
They used to do the same thing with their FIFA franchise until Winning Eleven started kicking their ass. Now they’ve made some improvements. Sometimes capitalism is good b/c when EA faces competition they step up. As it is NCAA 2007 is pretty much the same as 2009 (it’s not like the roster names are real anyway).
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dear god I loved Winning Eleven, the lack of official licensing kind of bugged me when Roberto Larcos would score, but the game play was excellent!
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, but I love those names:
Bonaldinho
Ristiano Conaldo
Leonel Semmi
Fabio Vannacaro
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come to think of it, EA should do that on the college football game
Bahvid Jest
Revin Kiley
Byan Noateng
and the coach Teff Jedford!
Awesome!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Late Nongshore.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that one can just say:
Suck Longshore
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Dongshore?
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nate HONKshore
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punch RockGroin?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't know
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brick Slamchest?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh. In the EA basketball game it still ends up being Bak Bak.
How ’bout that?
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it might be Kab Kab . . . no?
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Praise be to Kab Kab!
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“don’t fuck with my name”, says the Almighty

I've lost the Nyan in me
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In this game, would Mike Mohamed still be Mike Mohamed?
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He would look the same
but his name would be something like Mike Dohamem. They get creative like that in Winning Eleven
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except in the earlier versions where they named the dutch nationals:
orange001
orange002
orange003….
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those were really early versions!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the me-specific link.
the ranch house is very much the idealic california house, but it stems from the greater ideal of the american dream (a topic I spent my summer after graduation working on). The problem is that sooner or later American’s are going to have to face the reality that not everyone can have a house with space and land. We will eventually run out of water, land, and the infrastructure of roads, electricity, etc. will be far too inefficient. Plus we lose the natural beauty of California if everyone in California has the ranch house designed to enjoy that natural beauty. If you need evidence, look at LA, Riverside, San Bernadino, OC…. Bottom line, we need to adjust the collective dream, in order to preserve the things about California that make it great. I would make the claim that in many ways the Ranch house is the anti-green building.
All that said…. I still want one somewhere between the Berkeley hills and Walnut Creek. Damned internal hypocracy!
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
very true.
I just looked at Orinda’s statistics…34% have an advanced degree, with just 26% holding less than a bachelor’s degree.
Crazy!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why you gotta hat on the Dub See????
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
um… i didn’t, in fact i said I’d like to buy a house somewhere near the Creek when I return from Europa.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you said between Berkeley Hills and WC. That excludes WC!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, allow me to clarify I’d accept the WC, like most Americans I love cars, and where ever I live I want their to be ample parking. The downtown WC, though filled with lurking cougars, is nice (I Love Va Da Vie – flights of wine yo!), however as soon as they finish pricing out the current nearby commercial tenants they are intent on expanding the downtown without additional parking. This is going to cause major parking headaches, I’m hoping to avoid once I move back. Hence, I’m hesitant to live there.
Also, my dream vision is living somewhere on the border of the regional parks, so my home opens up to a northfacing deck with great views of the local hills and trees. My financial plan is to win the lottery, or marry a sugar momma.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Va Da Vie. Its so overpriced. And Mrs. TnH always wants to go there. Buh.
I believe they are changing the plan regarding no parking and are looking to include parking.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is this ice cream place my girlfriend absolutely LOVES, maggie moo’s. They have this cupcake flavored ice cream, which they mix in with brownie, sprinkles, whipped cream, and some other delicious toppings. She tries to get me to go to the moveis there just to grab some ice cream on the way back.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAGGIE MOO’S IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where is this place you speak of. Directions, or you regularly dine at a place called Stanfurd’s.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plaza Escuela
1159 Locust Street
Walnut Creek, CA 94596
925-280-6667
http://www.maggiemoos.com/home/index.cfm
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im a Bing’s man, through and through!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as you aren’t a Ming’s man. Fuck that place.
by Yes We Cannon on May 6, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They call it Maggie Moo's for a reason
Keep eating there and you’ll become a cow!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they call it Maggie Moos because Coldstone Creamery Jr. would end poorly for them.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was a Fentons man myself
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on May 6, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whenever I’m in town for work, I love to hit up the Fenton’s at the airport when my flight is delayed. Its better than a beer in so many ways!
I've lost the Nyan in me
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its better than a beer in so many ways!
Whatever the opposite of “Nailed It” is, this is it.
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
phailed it! ???
I've lost the Nyan in me
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell yes!
they have one in Vacaville now where the Nutree used to be.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That particular serving has like 2000 calories
better keep an eye on that figure of hers.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are from the OC. They can just grab some quick lipo.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ill spare the mushy comment, but she can eat whatever she wants I don’t care.
Plus she works out 5 days a week, she also ran a marathon last year.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thers a 2,000% chance that not only is she in better shapethan Oaktown, she could beat him up.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marathons are soooo overrated
I prefer 100 meter sprints! There’ so much more drama!
besides, marathons are prone to cheaters.
Ruiz appeared to complete the marathon with a record time of 2:31:56. Race officials later determined that she had not run the entire 26.2-mile course but instead had registered for the race and later jumped in from the crowd and sprinted to the finish.
Is your girl’s name Rosie?
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You cant outrun her.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I can outrun you!
and do this to you:

"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I recal our previous conversations correctly, you are just starting up running again. And am old. And frail. I am vibrant and full of life! Viva La twist!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only partially correct:
I’ve been running for about 1 year now – I never previously ran except in high school as a sprinter.
I’m not old or frail and as I said in the Pac 10 TV post, my package is all good.
And I know where to find pimp slapping stegos, even if you aren’t french.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arent you like over 30 or something? Try not to break a hip grandpa.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would make your defeat all the more shameful for you
But I am 6’ 1 so being that you’re in the midget/skinny/hairy jew range you have that working for you.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck, you are a foot taller than me? Damn.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A foot "taller" in both respects!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pics or you live in Charleston, S.C.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is from Broadway Plaza on Sunday:

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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Psh, that could be from anywhere.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure they don’t rescue animals in South Carolina. They shoot them. And then eat them.
by HolmoePhobe on May 6, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You dont know about ARF?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tony LaRussa!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that from Admiral Arf Arf’s Bow-Wow Parade?
by Yes We Cannon on May 6, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh, I had always read that ranch houses tended to be greener by virtue of the fact that the single story didn’t lend itself to exposure of windows to sunlight. This cuts down a lot on heat generated from sunlight, meaning less AC.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is true, as a single-family residence ranch homes are the greenest you can get, I’m saying that we need to increase urban density and move away from single-family residences.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also true. the 2 story mcmansions they haved going up in Riverside and San Berdoo were about the worst type of housing possible
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also true, they now have entire housing tracts in riverside/san bernadino which are uninhabited thanks to the economy
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this true?
I’ve had a couple cases in Riverside Superior for the past few years and talk to some people from here. I haven’t seen any such tracts. What I’ve seen and heard of are older homes that are uninhabited in older neighborhoods, with people choosing to live in new ones instead of fixing up older ones.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If its on the internet, it must be true.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pics or its not true
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Partially completed SoCal housing tract demolished
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's San B county I believe
I think Riverside gets lumped together with San B but the two counties are pretty different.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? I think they’re virtually identical…huge, tons of conservatives, tons of hispanics, bad air, urban west, desert east, sprawl…
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it could just be that im a judgemental prick from OC, but I always thought of them the same. At least the sections in the LA basin.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what i heard from my older brother (semi-reliable source), was that a lot of new development tracts had a tough time selling the new homes they built. Places like Yucaipa (I can’t remember the specific development, I think it was something like The Oaks), had built a 500 new homes, complete with a golf course, community park, etc. The only problem is the subprime mortgage crisis undermined the economy and stalled the real estate market. Thus, a large portion of these new 500 homes were never bought, and remain uninhabited.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that may be true
as to Riverside County I guess, but it seems that the city proper doesn’t have that issue.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*sigh*
My response to the news and world report
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that, but it requires too much reading…and it wasn’t NSFW enough for me :)
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh.
just my thought for the day….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Sheriff’s deputies and Forest Service officials have not located the mountain lion, which will be destroyed if located, officials said.”
How would you destroy a mountain lion?
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put him in front of the Pain Train!
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One black and one colorless mana should do the trick.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Oh god, you just brought back so many memories of 1992-1994 in my mind. Middle school was a rough time for us all. And Magic Cards didnt help.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow, blast from the past.
i still love my red and black, kill everything deck
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im loathe to admit this, but I did partake in some local tournaments.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohmygodohmygodohmygod. When/ if i meet you in person I am bringing that up. That is amazing. Then again, I will probably take one look at you and think ‘Eh, makes sense’
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i’ve still got all my cards tucked away somewhere. i bring them out every couple years or so.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which can I just state, weirdest wedding vow accompaniment ever.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the nerdiest thing ever? “Hey, I’m going to go meet my internet blog friends to play magic the gathering and wonder as to what a naked woman looks like in real life.”
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woman?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touche, Touche, and Touche.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
naked?
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would’ve gone with Circle of Protection: White myself, but you have chosen wisely!
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Err…CoP: Black…It’s been a while.
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slightly fewer things wrong with that.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not an instant.
(This is depressing)
by HolmoePhobe on May 6, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's an enchantment
but you trigger its ability as an instant
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS MAGIC RULEZ
I also play d&d
…….
there’s no “-ed” at the end of that verb :(
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I was assuming it wasn’t already cast.
Personally I don’t think there’s anything wrong with playing Magic/D&D/whatever at any age, although it’s probably a good idea to also have a social life.
Hell, Tim Duncan plays D&D, for what it’s worth.
by HolmoePhobe on May 6, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For what it;'s worth
d&d is still pretty social. its just with 6 other people instead of two-hundred ninety-nine sweaty ones at a club
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the chance that on of those 299 others
will rub their sweaty-ness on you that keeps people coming back for more….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope its one of these

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*busts out utilikilt*
I’m ready now…
that’s crass, even for me….
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sigh....
my roommate often wore a utilikilt while painting his warhammer figurines…memories
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good memories?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the late-night starcraft sessions
while listening to zappa’s "Billy the Mountain’ were epic. Californiabone was there, i swear I’m not as much of a loser as i try to make myself sound. but yeah, the kilt was a bit silly
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will vouche for this comment.
I will not vouche for drinking Beer + Sprite. That’s just retarded.
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I join your party?
Half-dragon sorcerer?
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it protects you, not a creature.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s why the Maharg needs to be on the CGB Supreme Court!
by HolmoePhobe on May 6, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, it’s highly unlikely that you would have a COP: Black in your deck and out, considering that I don’t know anyone who actually played with them.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah total nubage
sideboard crap
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sideboard is for the weak
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine. I chose poorly.
Still, I’d have just Incinerated the mountain lion.
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you could bait a trap with a fat kid covered in honey
they usually fall for that one. oldest trick in the book!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t remember that card. It sounds like something that they would have made with unglued set.
Do I win the nerd off yet?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on this site? you’ve merely advanced to the next level.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
would you say he has...
…leveled up?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he get skill points for that? +1 declaring things Sanchez? +1 honking?
by HolmoePhobe on May 6, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god. the worms are everywhere and i have no hope of getting them back in the can.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he gets 4 to assign
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...plus his INT modifier
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is my modifier?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
COP: White? There are so many things wrong with that choice.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was young and nerdy, a more awesome nerdy card game was popular

Boba Fett will wreck you!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on May 6, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Mrs. TnH is from South Carolina
does that mean she has a southern accent?
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on May 6, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know…that’s hot.
Wait…she’s from the SEC and she doesn’t love football?!?!
I have a bunch of NSFW South Carolina/Clemson linky if ya’ll (<————-you see that there?) want to indulge.
I wonder if Twist’s gotten the “can we move back to South Carolina and start a family” talk yet.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You all is spelled “y’all” – it’s a contraction of you all → yo all → y’all
by LeonPowe on May 6, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i visited austin
my cousins used y’all to refer to second person in the singular. they now use “all y’all” to indicate more than one person. interesting topic for a linguistics major…anyone? bueller?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about the simple “you?” Or has that fallen out of usage?
you = one person
y’all = more than one person
by paleodan on May 7, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"y'all" has replaced "you"
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 7, 2009 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for taking some time out of rebounding to correct carp’s Southern English. Now when are you going to beat Anguish Ape?
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are the CGB voting machines manufactured by Diebold?
by LeonPowe on May 6, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No excuses.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait…she’s from the SEC and she doesn’t love football?!?!
She must at least have an opinion on South Carolina vs. Clemson. Everyone in South Carolina has at least that!
Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.
by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My brother in law attends USC. Go Gamecocks!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t they just say “Go Cocks” down there in the South Cack?
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They say that in a few areas of SF too.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They love the Cocks in South Cack.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vRxRG5mYKhU/SI-Ru7toGrI/AAAAAAAAABE/JvKUsPcI-AI/s1600-h/southcarolina.jpg
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was he in Borat?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahha, no.
OR WAS HE?
no.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2010 First and Second Round NCAA Tourney Games in San Jose
Go on Sale to the public June 1st
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1C00429BDA315276?artistid=1239566&majorcatid=10004&minorcatid=7
ill turn your 501's into 499's
by GoldenBear421 on May 6, 2009 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit why does everything come here when I leave!?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because everything hates you? because you’re emo?
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate emos too
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’;m partial to emus!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Had emu burgers and emu proscuitto in Australia….delish!
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have hit the South Carolina Motherlode
All links NSFW.
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2927/mybannerglitter4119f2f9mq9.gif
http://www.jour.sc.edu/news/isite/survivor/images/CarolinaGirls_final.jpg
http://thesportsculture.com/wp-content/gallery/south-carolina/sccocls1.jpg
http://thesportsculture.com/wp-content/gallery/south-carolina/south-carolina-cheerleaders.jpg
http://media.www.redandblack.com/media/storage/paper871/news/2007/04/03/Opinions/Reporter.Bares.All.For.Playboy-2818697.shtml
http://southernfriedfootball.com/images/2005/BabeOfTheYear/thumbs/BabeOfTheYear5.jpg
http://vierdsen.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/south-carolina.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2004/2069995792_e7d47fe553_o.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/Blonde_girl_on_Myrtle_Beach_-_South_Carolina_USA.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/KktWsaLIqaA/Rw6r-xwX94I/AAAAAAAAAEc/NvGhXnbC7mA/s400/UNC+EG.jpg
south_carolina_girl_tshirt_01-01.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.shopfesta.com/images/P/festa_south_carolina_girl_tshirt_01-01.jpg
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/southcarolinafans5.jpg
http://drunkentailgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/south-carolina-girls.jpg
http://thesportsculture.com/wp-content/gallery/south-carolina/picture-5.png
The last one may or may not have a “sport package.”
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
awww nuts!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting Cal 09 Prediction
California will stop teasing in 2009
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on May 6, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that seems to be the general consensus
IF we play like we can with known quantities, and IF we get some consistancy from QB….we are right in it.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s the Cal grad writer…but I’ll take it anyway!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cal’s biggest problem has been the same issue for every other team in the Pac-10: USC.
I disagree with this premise. It’s not like we’re cleaning up on everything else and then falling short solely because of $C. As he mentions himself a couple of paragraphs earlier, we also lost to teams like UCLA, Arizona and OSU.
by HolmoePhobe on May 6, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The main problem is generally depth. Cal starts off strong but wilts later in the year because of injuries.
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on May 6, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The main problem has generally been the QB
The QB starts off weak in Ayoob and continues on through Longshore and Riley.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When was the last time Cal had a QB that was really solid for more than one year? Even Aaron Rodgers and Kyle Boller really only had one solid year, didn’t they?
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IIRC Rodgers was solid in both 2003 and 2004…
by HolmoePhobe on May 6, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, though he didn’t start until the 5th game of 2003, his stats are still good for both years:
Year Team Comp Att Pct Yds YPA Td Int Rate
2003 Cal 215 349 61.6 2903 8.3 19 5 146.58
2004 Cal 209 316 66.1 2566 8.1 24 8 154.35
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly!
Which is odd considering who we have as a head coach.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From Aaron Rodgers’ wikipedia page:
Many believe his slip to #24 was due to the fact that he is considered short for a quarterback at 6’2" tall, as well as the so-far unsuccessful NFL careers of most of his college coach Jeff Tedford’s previous quarterbacks.
OMG……how many coaches consistently even have QBs being drafted in the first round? Can’t blame their failures in the NFL on Tedford….what it does suggest is the same theme we’re saying here, that there doesn’t seem to be prolonged success at the college level before they leave school.
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I mistaken, or wasn’t his slip to #24 almost entirely due to the fact that other than the 49ers, no other team wanted or needed to draft a first round quarterback that year? He was still the 2nd QB taken, after all.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The wikipedia page then goes on to say, alternatively that another reason for his slip was that teams who drafted 1-23 had needs at other positions.
Still, I think its a little bit of a negative spin to suggest it is Tedford’s fault.
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to change the Wiki article methinks.
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s kinda true, but then again, if he were really that coveted, there would have been teams trading back up into the middle of the first round to take him even if the teams originally in those positions didn’t need him. That sort of thing has happened for J.P. Losman and Kyle Boller, among others. Not to say that they were worth it, of course.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that’s a good point, though it’s worth noting that after the Redskins took Jason Campbell at #25, no other quarterbacks were taken until the third round. Teams just didn’t need QBs that year.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think you’re mistaken. The slip was due to that and the 49ers having their head up their ass.
Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.
by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I removed that statement from his article
and reformed the paragraph so it doesn’t look missing.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A job well done, sir.
Your first time editing a Wikipedia article?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh heavens no
I’ve got about 4K edits.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
how do you get to that many? do you hunt around for articles to edit?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a few here, a few there
over several years.
if you want to look for stuff to do….check out the noticeboards. Fringe Theories Noticeboard is one I troll a lot
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was in HS I used to troll Ron Paul's page
my friends would always put up a picture of Bart instead of him and got our school’s IP range banned lol. I didn’t do anything that bad.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s great, well done! Can you also put something in there about Nyan Boateng being Rodger’s preferred target?
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as that would be vandalism....
no.
but! find some articles that discuss nyan and we can make an aricle (if there isn’t one already)
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just blew my mind
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did it hurt?
there are articles on many current players….
if we can find articles by regular newspapers/magaizine’s (not blogs) we can use them to create an article about anyone you like.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
although…this blog has both a) been included in Google News, and b) been cited by Wikipedia previously.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, but!
for details on a biography of a living person, the rules are tighter.
the link to our discussion of some prank or whatever it was is different.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should we set up a CGB Wiki page? Do we need a CGB Supreme Court ruling on this? Do we need a CGB Supreme Court?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell yes!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure we are quite notable
enough for an article.
find me some third party reviews of our site. not just mentions, though those are good also.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT NOTABLE ENOUGH!?!?!
WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO, ROCKSANDDIRTY?!?! WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO!?/
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blogger awards!
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are those EDSBS blogger awards happening again last year? AtQ killed us!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got hosed. I have a good feeling about this year, though.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given that it’s now May, I would suspect that they’re not coming back this year.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should we create our own?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought they did it sometime in the summer
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to be on the CGB Supreme Court!
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats your view on Riley v. Longshore? Its the most controversial case the Court has ever heard!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Currently I find a summary judgment for Riley, Longshore does not have remaining eligibility.
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its an old case that was decided many moons ago, but people still fight over it. Clearly, you havent done your reading. You are NOT on the Court.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The court is new, it’s never accepted the case!
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really have no nolej of the long and wise history of the Court?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no nolej. I’m just good at arguing. And I’m always right.
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no no no, i’m always write.
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by HydroTech on May 6, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, I thought hte legal term for eligibility was “standing” or something?
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by HydroTech on May 6, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Maharg got schooled by a chef.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking in terms of NCAA eligibility and using the standard NCAA language, not debating the standing to bring the case in front of the court.
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made the fanpost for that. That alone should get me into the court.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there an age limit on the supreme court?
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
must fart dust to qualify
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in!
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m jewish, so I fart gold dust. Does that count?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WASPs only
exceptions granted if you go through hazing, like making out with a statue of jesus , burning a crucifix late at night while dressing up like a ghost even when it isn’t halloween, et cetera.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Clarence Thomas?!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have been seen together by paparazzi...

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, gotcha.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I’m connected to Trevor Guyton on Facebook, is that lame? Do I break any rules by cheering on current players?
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you say you are an inclusionist or a deletionist?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither, he’s a revisionist
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mostly inclusionist
but not a zealot.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im a zealous inclusionist, but hate it when it all becomes a giant trivia page. Im so hypocritical!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hate it when it all becomes a giant trivia page
odd. i was under the impression that this was the founding principle of your personal philiosophy.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Its all based on Bobby McFerrin songs, actually.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, I've voted delete
on more articles than keep. simply because there is so much crap.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rocksanddirt
Please report to the principal’s office. Contact me at my email address at the bottom of the screen.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that you painfuly wity way of asking him to email you?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry. You’re not allowed in the principal’s office.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet you consider yourself an inslucionist?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, I only vote delete
on stuff that really has no place in an encyclopedia of any kind. There is a surprizing amount of it.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
the amount of content you can find on both wikipedia and random people’s myspace pages is far too high.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
last week is was a whole
series of articles by a company that is promoting a neologism for normal drinking water development planning.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss the old days. I’m a huge proponent of inclusionism, as long as things are given their own page if needed.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Pawlawski?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justin Vedder?
(runs)
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just vomited at the memories that name conjures up
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
image phail
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rodgers was very good for 2 years
But besides him, it’s been awhile. I wouldn’t say “solid 2 years” for Boller or Vedder (going out on a limb there, am I?) So as far as a “solid” 2 years, I’d have to say:
Pat Barnes 1995, 1996
Dave Barr 1992, 1993
Mike Pawlawski 1990-1991
Troy Taylor 1987(?)-1989
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
need more Justin Vedder.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
J Torchio FTW!
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
fuck it, carp, you’re making me sick to my stomach
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just go to a spinning class with your pornstar neighbors.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i will after i have my testicle removed…..lol, hope that’s not the diagnosis
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mercy! now I’m sick to my stomach!
Pics or your nuts aren’t going in for a waxing?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please do not provide pictures of your testicles, thanks.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn’t think of it, those are only for carp to see in private.
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
google image search w/ safe search off FTW
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why?????
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope dballdoesnotneedtoberemoved
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol, rec’d
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dballdoesnotneedtoberemoved!
Good news, its actually a slight tear in the groin muscle and/or a very small inguinal hernia….nerves in that area run along the back of the balls….prognosis: two weeks of inactivity and hard anti-inflammatories, if pain is still there, maybe hernia surgery.
I get to keep my balls!
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES! THE NUMBER OF TESTICLES ON THIS BLOG STAYS EVEN!
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dballisintact!
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, even though my left nut still hurts like hell…but having a groin pull or hernia sounds makes me sound like a real wannabe athlete….
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re both relieved. Any word on your potential surgery?
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CGB: Saving Lives One at a Time- And Testicles
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah. No school tomorrow for me, getting an MRI in the morning and seeing a specialist in the afternoon.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were you counting the poster that has 3?
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish you would stop revealing personal details like this about OaktownMario. Your obsession with OaktownMario has to stop.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But OaktownMario is so dreamy!
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh noes!
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by Maharg on May 7, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it's not exactly happy news that you might have hernia
but it’s happy news that you get to keep your balls! Cheers!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a hernia when I was 6. It was no big deal.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fantesticular!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 7, 2009 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Barr? 1993 and 1994 (Did Pat Barnes have more than one good year?)
by LeonPowe on May 6, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, Barnes’ 1995 and 1996 seasons were both good (esp. 1996).
Barr’s good years were actually 1992 and 1993 (the latter notwithstanding missing 3 or 4 games in the middle due to injury). Barr missed even more games in 1994 (most of the conference season, as I recall) due to injury, leaving us to be quarterbacked by a true soph Barnes and the legendary Kerry McGonigal.
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget #88
Ziv Gottlieb!
Gimmie a Z! Z!
Gimmie an I! I!
Gimmie a V! V!
What’s that spell?
ZIV!
Who is he?
ZIV!
Who’s going to win?
ZIV!
Goooooooo Ziv!
(actual cheer from a game on my 20th birthday – against WSU in chilly weather where McGonigal and Barnes both got hurt and Ziv came in to run the option offense against WSU. We gave up a lead (very typical Cal football experience), I got sick for a week cheering in the chill – also, because it was my birthday I ended up doing shots and threw up about 4 times walking down Bancroft Avenue. All around a horrible experience.)
WSU 26 – Cal 23
I so bitter I fired up my Sega Genesis and used a health Dave Barr and a surpisingly tough Reynard Rutherford to beat WSU about 73-0.
1994 was also the same year we lost to USC in LA 61-0. When the game started there were about 3,000 Cal students in the visiting student section which was almost field level (!!) – the game started off poorly when Ryan Longwell slipped on the opening kickoff and USC marched from about their own 40 for an easy touchdown. Combining bitter Cal students with alcohol sales (!!) and getting our brains beat in = about 100 students getting arrested, most of those students friends leaving to help their arrested friends or leaving in disgust at the Cal Football on display – by the end of the game there were 15 Cal students, the band, Oski and the cheerleaders. After a while it became fun.
by LeonPowe on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not football, but...
The best game I’ve gone for was the women’s basketball game against UW in the Pac-10 Tournament this year. Hardly anyone there, so normal yelling and heckling got more and more creative over time.
My favorites: band members singing “Heat of the Moment” during free throws, band harmonizing during free throws, “Hey Sandy Barbour, go!”, and jungle noises.
by Yes We Cannon on May 7, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cal’s biggest problem
I agree wholeheartedly with that premise.
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by Maharg on May 6, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I just pierced the shit out of a corporate veil. I pierced it hard. Oh yes!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Translate that into laymen for the rest of us
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesnt matter. Piercing the corporate veil is the most sexually arousing of all the legal theories. I love it when I pierce a corporate veil.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pics or the corporate veil doesn’t exist
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna tap that asset!

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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aha, so it does exist!
From wikipedia:
The corporate law concept of piercing (lifting) the corporate veil describes a legal decision where a shareholder or director of a corporation is held liable for the debts or liabilities of the corporation despite the general principle that shareholders are immune from suits in contract or tort that otherwise would hold only the corporation liable. This doctrine is also known as “disregarding the corporate entity”. The phrase relies on a metaphor of a “veil” that represents the veneer of formalities and dignities that protect a corporation, which can be disregarded at will when the situation warrants looking beyond the “legal fiction” of a corporate person to the reality of other persons or entities who would otherwise be protected by the corporate fiction.
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So someone did something negligent, then tried to hide behind a flimsy corporation that they set up, and you busted them on it? Awesome.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that……a compliment?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you crying?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Im just cuting up this onion.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So in the cases I’ve had where I have fought attempts to pierce my clients’ corporate veil I should have acquiesced and let it happen? It would have been more arousing and gratifying?
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, most likely, would have had to contact a doctor regarding your four hour erection!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which, I finally have an appointment with a urologist this afternoon!
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about the “reverse piercing of the corporate veil” doctrine? Is that as arousing?
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean where somebody commits fraud and then the opposing lawyer sets up a dummy corporation for them? That would make no sense and be very un-arousing.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you try and go for where the assets of the entity to satisfy a claim against the corporate insider. So you’re piercing the other way and piercing it hard.
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Intriguing. I’ll have to learn more about the reverse pierce of the corporate veil. It does sound sultry now.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially if that corporate insider is hot. Or a cougar. Or both.
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im turned on right now.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you may have overlooked
taint shopping describes the behavior in which someone purporting to be seeking legal assistance interviews a lawyer or law firm for the purpose of disqualifying them from future adverse representation
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on May 6, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might be on to something there. But I dont wanna deal with dudes taints!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those taint-shooting bastards!
Anyone else been watching Kröd Mändoon?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah the villain is hilarious
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on May 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you didn’t catch ultra vires after the piercing. Nasty
Driver of the Cal Um Bus
by CALumbus Bear on May 6, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It burns when I pee!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a symptom of a per stirpes distribution.
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there any cure, doc?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quashing.
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by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, I just took a huge quash earlier today. I feel 1,000 times better.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lost my banning viginity
I have hereby been banned from BuinsNations:
You have been banned from Bruins Nation.
Begone troll. I warned you. One week ban. Or maybe more. Depends on if I give enough of a shit to come back and unban your retarded ass.
Now I join the 99% of human beings on this planet in being banned from that hell hole.
Admittedly I did troll (I made fun of the fact that their RB Dean is looking to transfer) by saying (sarcastically) that it was because he wasn’t up to snuff with their academic standards but it’s still hilarious.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
awesome.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's the link:
http://www.bruinsnation.com/2009/5/5/865403/spaulding-roundup-football-news
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are so hypersensitive! That’s crazy!!!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 6, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh look, they’ve already deleted part of the relevant/offending exchange. i am jack’s utter lack of surprise.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh you got burned royrules!
yo royrules…
given cal’s graduation rates for football and basketball, maybe you ought to check the silly talk. roll over, you bears
Across The Face
by rb bruin on May 6, 2009 2:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad they didn’t notice that Cal outscored UCLA by 22 points in the Academic Progress Rates this last year. Even USC had a better score.
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/pac10/0-9-19/APR-scores-released—no-Pac-10-football-team-penalized.html
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’d post this myself, but because I can’t stand to have the BN tag on my user ID, I refuse to wait a day to stomp out uninformed comments.
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone really should spam that link
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I made a fan post of it
everyone go comment on it. and rec it.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awwww you made it on BN
joining over there just makes me itch…
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you already get banned? I can’t see it on BN.
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's down in the right corner with the other lame
fan posts they have.
mostly jizz’n on how great they wanna be.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably should've made it here.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.bruinsnation.com/2009/5/6/867417/ted-millers-says-apr-scores-ok
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha good work Rocks.
I love how neutral it sounds…until they click the link and see where LA stands.
It’s like opening a box of cereal and finding a metal bladed ring.
ITS A TRAP!
by CaliforniaBone on May 6, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its a tarp!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe.
but we’ve already discussed the important points. no penalties, stanfurd is first, we’re second. what else matters?
it’s more a chain yanking of them.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I hear a Bruins Nation story, I really regret that we didn’t onside kick after the Riley-to-Morrah touchdown.
Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.
by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where are you guys posting from?
I’m in the Engineering Library (Becthel) on campus. I’m supposed to be studying for a final tomorrow… but eh it’s Psych
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I predict 90% of the people here are posting from work.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 6, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmhmm
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude…I’m in Bechtel right now too…..wtf
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF! Where?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I see you … are you sitting at one of the little cubby thingies??
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea
If you see me come up and say hi. I mean hell I have the DBD open
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry.
I’m so just fucking with you…I’m at work in Emeryville.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn you
I fell for it didn’t I?… :(
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a guy to a cubby next to me that started typing really fast and than stopped and you reply popped up. It was kinda funny
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pics or you are DBall’s left testicle.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck, posting from. Posting from DBall’s left testicle.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder it hurts down there!
Doctors recommend a daily dose of the Nyaninmeum to keep you operating at peak performance
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God its a low post-count day.
Doctors recommend a daily dose of the Nyaninmeum to keep you operating at peak performance
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
btw
speaking of testicles I know a close relative that had to have one of his testicle surgically removed because it never dropped for him.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My problem is the tube leading out of it is having problems, vessel dilation, etc…
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch I'm sorry to hear that :(
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I being open about it because its a guy problem and maybe you or someone you know might have it sometime, so i’m spreading awareness.
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea truly appreciate it. I can't imagine how bad it must be for you though
Hopefully you can fix it without too much of a problem soon.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as I don’t have to wear a pink ribbon and ride a bike for 500 miles.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You dont want to wear the ribbon??? Who doesnt want to wear the ribbon!?!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While I’m add it I’ll add a little ringy bell on the handlebars!
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“at it”
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in the engineering library at 2, weird. I just needed to get a book on reserve, but that is marginally odd.
by Yes We Cannon on May 6, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out the Mythbusters tonight!
Olympic Gold Medalist and Cal swimmer Nathan Adrian will be on Mythbusters on Wednesday to help test the “swimming in syrup” myth. I am not sure what exactly the myth states, but it should be interesting.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me of something I did with my girlfriend once on a plastic sheet in the living room, and she didn’t get pregnant, so I guess the syrup worked.
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever heard of the Maple Syrup diet?
It’s been made newly popular by singer/actress Beyonce Knowles, who used the diet to lose 20 pounds quickly for her role in the movie Dreamgirls, but the Maple Syrup Diet, also known as the Lemonade Diet, the Golden Syrup Diet, or the Master Cleanse, has been around since the 1970s.
Using the word "diet" to describe the program is a bit of a misnomer because you’re not actually eating anything. This is a fasting program that allows you to lose weight quickly simply because you aren’t eating.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does this relate to the A-11 offense?
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maple syrup is loved in Canada. Canada is loved in the A-11 offense. Thus Maple syrup is loved in the A-11 offense.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve done the master cleanse twice, for a week each time. Instead of maple syrup I use agave nectar. Its not just about losing weight, the best benefit is that it cleanses and detoxes your organs from years of misuse. Combined with exercise, it helped me lose some weight, though I am skeptical about its use purely as a weight loss tool.
Doctors recommend a daily dose of the Nyaninmeum to keep you operating at peak performance
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I’ve heard about it. How exactly does one misuse the organs?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve accidentally shuttled food into my lungs and gall bladder many times…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alcohol, drugs, smoking, too much time on CGB, etc….
Doctors recommend a daily dose of the Nyaninmeum to keep you operating at peak performance
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes but that last one only affects the brain and I don’t think the cleanse diet reaches that far…
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you’re saying that alcohol and drugs don’t have lasting effects on the liver and kidneys?
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
none. it’s a medical fact.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the master cleanse?
LINKY please?
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by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its a joke.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re a joke. The cleanse does work, just when its used rationally and properly, and not with any expectations that you’re going to lose a bunch of weight, because you won’t.
Doctors recommend a daily dose of the Nyaninmeum to keep you operating at peak performance
by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least the first sentence there was true!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate to break this to you
but drinking a lot of sugar and water does not cause fat-soluble chemicals to suddenly have an existential crisis and become water-soluble.
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving
by PaulThomas on May 7, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they should have used natalie coughlin
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d like to use natalie coughlin
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His gold medal is interesting. IIRC, he didnt get it by swimming in the finals of a race and winning. He got it because in the team events, they have different teams race in the earlier races (weeding out countries). And Nathan Adrian’s team broke a world record or something in that race, so they got Gold Medal. That might have been the race where in the eventual finals, we crushed France thanks to Jason Lesak. Im struggling to remember.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All swimmers (and runners) who do preliminary rounds of a relay
are awarded medals based on their nation’s final finish in that race. For example, owing to switches off between prelims and finals, both Michael Phelps and Ian Crocker have won gold medals swimming the butterfly leg of the 4×100m medley relay for two Olympics running.
Teams which are ridiculously deep, like the US, tend to use prelims either to choose one or two racers for the final squad, or just to rest their finalists.
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving
by PaulThomas on May 6, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOWZERS!!!
I was about to buy and ship some flowers to my Mom for mother’s day. The flowers and candy would have been $30, but the company wanted an additional $30 service charge. I know its for a loved one and all, but I refuse to allow myself to used! F#&# THAT!!!
and honestly, I think my mom would be proud of me, for saying that. Companies just jack up the prices when the smallest hint of sentimentality is involved. Evil, I tell you.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
call a place local to her
avoids the whole transport service fee.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its cool, I found another company, which had a $7 fee, which is much more reasonable. And for some reason it was $8 cheaper to have them arrive on Friday when compared to Saturday
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 6, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Dongshore not offered a contract by Miami, but still might make the practice squad if Pat White is running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Longshore’s agent, Erik Burkhardt, said the Dolphins haven’t decided yet on the 80 players they want to bring to training camp. But he was told Longshore still is a possibility.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had a debate with a friend with which Coen brother film was the best
He argued fervently for The Big Lebowski. I’m more of a No Country for Old Men guy myself, but I can see how Lebowski works.
Also very good: Barton Fink, Fargo, Burn After Reading. But we agreed that those first two were the top two.
What do you guys think?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
image phail, try again

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very clever
Not their best film though.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think your writing style would be a lot less standoffish if you wrote discussion pieces more like
“I think it’s like this, what do you think?”
and less like
“IT’S LIKE THIS”
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you think it’s their best film?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm…I basically I think they do a fantastic job of retelling the Odyssey. I think the three major characters are cast and played perfectly, the script is sharp, the soundtrack is perfect, and the dusty, faded tint really lend themselves to the picture: the movie looked like an old homestead picture ones grandparents might have on their wall come to life.
They tell a compelling, ancient story (seeking treasure and the trials and tribulations of the journey thereto) revolving around simple themes important at the time including populism (the gov’r race), food (horse, gopher, the Big Dan scene), and music (self explanatory), all which end up painting a vibrant picture of what the depression-era South was like. Therefore it is, in my humble opinion, the finest Coen brothers’ picture.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 6, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll admit, I LOVED the Big Dan scene
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you have against toady frogs?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on May 7, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really liked the gopher scene
with the people in white streaming through the forest on their way to the river, singing that beautiful song, all while Delmar holds the gopher on the stick up in the air.
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by CBKWit on May 7, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh heh
It was a really clever film.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 7, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I liked it a lot and I think it’s a great movie. It would probably be the best film by many, many film makers. I just don’t think it’s quite as good as Fargo or No Country. Put it in the category with Big Lebowski and Raising Arizona.
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by CBKWit on May 7, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try to keep up. This DBD is sooooooo yesterday.
by zoonews on May 7, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the soundtrack is phenomenal
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by CBKWit on May 7, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fargo is the best one
No Country I would put second.
Big Lebowski is my favorite, though, and Raising Arizona and Oh Brother are both great. Miller’s crossing is pretty good.
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by CBKWit on May 6, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t seen Raising Arizona, but I’d otherwise agree with this list completely.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should see it
Turns out Nick Cage was once a very good actor.
And by “see it”, I mean invite myself and Bear Stage over for dinner and a movie.
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by CBKWit on May 6, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1984 Blood Simple
1987 Raising Arizona
1990 Miller’s Crossing
1991 Barton Fink
1994 The Hudsucker Proxy
1996 Fargo
1998 The Big Lebowski
2000 O Brother, Where Art Thou?
2001 The Man Who Wasn’t There
2003 Intolerable Cruelty
2004 The Ladykillers
2007 No Country for Old Men
2008 Burn After Reading
by zoonews on May 6, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The standouts for me are Raising Arizona, Fargo, Lebowski, and No Country.
by zoonews on May 6, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven’t seen Ladykillers (heard it was pretty bad) and have only seen parts of The Man Who Wasn’t There. These guys are the best in the business, in my opinion.
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by CBKWit on May 6, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they did The Hudsucker Proxy? I love that movie.
was quite disappointed by intolerable cruelty, tho.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, wait, what just happened?
Honk if you think Rags is great!
by AndBears on May 6, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be over at 6
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by CBKWit on May 6, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1. Fargo
2. Big Lebowski
3. Oh Brother
4. Raising Arizona
5. No Country for Old Men
But the best dialog (aside from the entire Lebowski movie) is the exchange in the theatre in Oh Brother.
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!
WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD!
by LeonPowe on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
the bit about the mallard stamps in Fargo is pretty great, but I agree with your disclaimer re: Big Lebowksi. Why is No Country so low for you (those are all great movies which I love, but I think No Country is a solid second)?
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by CBKWit on May 7, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re all pretty amazing movies. I keep wanting to put No Country higher, but I can’t.
by LeonPowe on May 7, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barton Fink is a real movie? I thought that was jsut created for the Simpsons.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“What are you gonna spend your money on, kids?”
“There’s a special down at the Tacomat: a hundred tacos for a hundred dollars. I’m gonna get that.”
“I’m going to contribute MY money to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.”
“Tacos? Public broadcasting?”
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This should provide adequate sustenance for the 'Doctor Who' marathon.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any other Coen (is it Cohen?) film is better than TBL
TBL = lamest movie ever bitchezzzzz!
Fargo, No country, Miller’s and everything else is after that.
But TBL is the worst movie ever in this history of every movie ever made (and I don’t need to watch all of them to know).
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by oaktownmario on May 6, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, well, that’s, just like, your opinion, man…
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on May 6, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burn After Reading sucks.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww… I had such high hopes.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
by AndBears on May 6, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not bad
but not particularly good, either.
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by CBKWit on May 6, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude Burn After Reading is fucking awesome
Now There Will Be Blood… that fucking sucked but that’s not a Coen movie
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t like There Will Be Blood, but I can understand why people liked it. I literally have no idea why anyone thinks that Burn After Reading is funny. Because it isn’t. ZOMG ITS A COEN BROTHERS MOVIE IT MUST BE LOLZ.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant to add good in between be and LOLZ but it works either way.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t get Burn After Reading either….seemed an incredible waste of time, a couple hours of my life that I will not be getting back.
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by dballisloose on May 6, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only chuckled like once or twice, and that’s because the presence of J.K. Simmons is a guaranteed chuckle or 2 per movie. Nothing good the Coen brothers did.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was ok
but John Malkovich walking around yelling “motherfucker” was pretty hilarious.
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by CBKWit on May 7, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not a big fan of Coen brother movies. Hell I didn’t even know who the Coen bros were for a while. Just about the only movies from them I like are: Fargo, Big Lebowski and Burn After Reading. No Country was meh.
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I though No Country was great until Josh Brolin died.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT TO SAY SPOILER ALERT. DELETE THIS DBD.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The entire DBD?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged for suggesting that the Celebration of America DBD should be deleted. That would be tyranny against the Marshawnthusiasts, Jahvdtists, PRileytariat, Beaugoisie, Party Yachters, Followers of Bak Bak, and more.
Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.
by Ohio Bear on May 6, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really love the south though. So maybe it shouldn’t be deleted. I want to move to the south some day.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Daughters of the Bak Bak Revolution would be UPSET!
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS Best part to there Will Be Blood was soundtrack. Soudntrack was perhaps the greatest soundtrack Ive ever heard. It perfectly complemented the movie.
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I said below, I remember it annoyed me. I want to watch the movie again. However, even though I didn’t like the movie, there is no way anyone can’t be blown away by Daniel Day-Lewis’ performance in the movie. He was amazing in it, but I really felt the movie was just him getting older and meaner.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed DDL was amazing in TWBB
But damn the movie sucked balls
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 6, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually really liked There Will Be Blood, but I can see why people were turned off by it. Also, if you were freaked out by the bizarre score, it’s because it was composed by Jonny Greenwood, who is probably best known as the guitarist for Radiohead.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you like the score?
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by TwistNHook on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really liked it in the context of the movie. Not sure how it holds up on it’s own, but then, that really shouldn’t be the judge of a good score.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 6, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to rewatch the movie, but I remember the score annoying me. It felt really out of place.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lane Kiffin is excited!
Tennessee has signed a prep football star who at the age of 13 was found by a juvenile court to have helped rape a relative.
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by yellow fever on May 6, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mother of gawd.
I guess Kiffin’s gett’n the train up to speed for a real good wreck in a couple years.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe I clicked over here for movie talk.
Flag the shit out of this post. Bring your A-game. Try and get hydro to get get his cedarwood salmon with lemon aioli rissoto and bland tasting steamed vegetables to come out of his nose.
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by carp on May 7, 2009 10:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my cedarwood salon is excellent. And my steamed vegetables are not bland – not when you use proper aromatics.
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by HydroTech on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh I’m guessing you have a similar reaction to me when you see the word aromatics…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 7, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:)
musthavemorebenzenerings!
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by carp on May 7, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
salon or salmon? i’m guessing either would be greatly enhanced with cedarwood
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by dballisloose on May 7, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW – perfecting delicious fish entrees has to be like a whole entire course at the Culinary School in the ‘lena, isn’t it?
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by carp on May 7, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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