CGB Invitational - Chunged (4) v. TuckNJersey (13)
by TwistNHook on May 3, 2009 6:30 AM PDT
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PrintHere is the 4 v. 13 matchup. Chunged (4) v. TuckNJersey (13). Don't forget to read about these memes after the fold and then vote in the Poll.
Ok and we're in on this match up. Can the Marshawn Stiff Arm take down a man tucking in his jersey. One is ridiculously preposterous, the other preposterously ridiculous. It's the unstoppable force versus the unmovable object (unmovable, because nobody wants to get close enough to untuck that jersey!).
Chunged (4)
Marshawn Lynch is, well, good. Great. Nigh, unbelievable. And in 2006, Cal took on Oregon, as they are wont to do. According to the Cal website, we "mauled" them.
According to the play by play, near the end of the second quarter, the following play occurred.
H 1-10 V26 Marshawn Lynch rush for 24 yards to the ORE2, 1ST DOWN CAL
(Chung,Patrick).
Of course, a solid 10 of those yards, Marshawn was dragging poor ole Patrick Chung along as seen in these highlights:
Some Oregon boosters will come and say that Chung managed to actually pull Marshawn to the ground after 10 or so yards of holding on for dear life. I'd like to think it was gravity. Either way, the awesome brutality of that photo has come to encapsulate BEASTMODE in all its epicness! And the phrase "To Be Chunged" has come to mean a situation where one person just plain ran wild over the other.
BEASTMODE!
PS BEASTCONJUGATE! I Chung. I Chunged. I Have Chunged. Having Had Chunged. I Will Have Had Chunged. They Were Chunging. Isn't conjugation fun??
TuckNJersey (13) via Maharg
Tucking in your football jersey is an ancient art. A skill based in finesse, finesse that is not oft appreciated in our time. In all the world there exists but one man who still appreciates this art: The Maharg. I’m kidding; the person who still appreciates tucking in football jerseys is a Wazzou fan that The Maharg got the wondrous opportunity to observe entering Martin Stadium for the Cal/Wazzou football game. In an effort to turn everything in his life into a joke (and fit in with the locals), The Maharg tucked in his brand new #13 Kevin Riley jersey and entered the stadium. Once inside, after a brief attempt to locate the Wazzou fan with impeccable fashion taste, Kevin Riley’s siblings (sister and two brothers) spotted The Maharg and dazzled at his amazing fashion sense (the fact that he was wearing their brother’s jersey not that it was tucked in). In the rapture of meeting Kevin Riley’s family, and getting a picture with them, The Maharg did not untuck his jersey or even realize his folly until later in the game.
"To be fair, his jersey is also tucked in, as is Tedford's shirt"
Later, The Maharg wrote up his experience in Pullman and included pictures of his trip, including the picture of the Riley clan. The numerous readers at CGB then decided that anything about Pullman was so boring that it was better to make fun of fashion errors in pictures. It wasn’t long until someone was posting comments under the username TuckNJersey, and everyone was appreciating the wonderful fashion trend born out of sarcasm.
I’m just kidding, The Maharg actually thinks it’s really cool to tuck in football jerseys and does it all the time. Every single girlfriend he's had broke up with him for tucking in his jersey. The previous story was just something he made up because he couldn’t take the consistent abuse from oaktownmario. Now let’s all go mock The Maharg.
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Why would they do that? Seems like an odd name for a bar. I might have to stop going. Or at the very least, start going so I can then stop.
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This one, I see being close. Chunged is clearly a great meme, but people love TuckNJersey. It was seeded 13, because its application was so much more limited. TuckNJersey, whomever that is, hasnt posted in months. And its solely about Maharg. But in these sort of quick shot bubbles here, people can warm to a meme very fast and I think TuckNJersey is shooting up the rankings.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE.
I was really bored and wanted to see if someone would notice if I slipped it in the analysis.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
I totally just posted that on the wrong one. That is the analysis for the stegosaurus one. I never really got the TuckNJersey thing because I am new. Analysis:
What the fuck do I care?
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
by rollonubears on May 3, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the AtQ guys are stuffing the ballot box. They’re crafty like that.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
Dude, TuckNJersey was so fucking outrageous
that it’s idiotically brilliant! It has a serious chance to get to the final four.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 3, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get it. It clearly has taken on more relevance since Chung was drafted by the Pats.
Ugh, this is going to screw up my bracket worse than Cleveland St over Wake Forest.
JAI HO!
I voted for TuckedNJersey because such a goober/toolish/ and/or dorky
fashion statement should never be forgotten. The Mahrag’s blunder makes me laugh out loud at him every time I think of that. He was clearly raised by a nice family, but he decided he’d ditch the part in his hair a few years ago. Pimp on Mahrag.
by 33SwisherSweet on May 3, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions
Twist,
I have to take issue with your presentation of the adversaries here.
I mean the essence of TuckNJersey is the photo. And here you have presented no photo and not even a link to the famous photo! How can everyone appreciate the unawesomeness of a jersey tucked in to shorts??!!! And you have failed to note that these were Cal basketball shorts!!! Cal BASKETBALL SHORTS!!! THIS IS ELECTION FRAUD NEVER SEEN SINCE BUSH V. GORE 2000!! I DEMAND THAT YOU PUT UP THAT PHOTO!
That’s just like presenting the Chunging of Patrick Chung without the photo. What kind of presentation would that be??? It seems in your unhealthy love for Marshawn you have consciously or unconsciously attempted to affect the will of the majority.
Marshawnthusiasts? Jahvidtician? If Twist doesn’t correct this, you must!
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
Maharg took down the photo. Talk to him about it.
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PS If you wish to double check, I did present the link to the post where it originally was. You can see for yourself in there.
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Yea, I noticed it was mysteriously gone.
MAHARG PUT THAT UP or I’ll post all those photos of you and D Muffin getting it on while your jersey was tucked in to your shorts. [Please don’t ask me to explain people]
As for you Twist, you did forget to mention the basketball shorts. You have to admit that was a critical omission. Maybe you should talk to your therapist about your love obsession with Marshawn.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 3, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
P.S.
That photo removal is 1000% (one thousand percent) proof that Maharg’s actions were no joke at all but proof of his every day attire. If it was joke, why take it down???
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
HAHAH - so awesome
football jersey tucked into gym shorts. Did we ever ask if he was wearing sandals with socks on to boot?
by 33SwisherSweet on May 3, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions
I just assumed he wore socks with sandals on ALL the time.
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What is with all the hattin’? I go for that look ALL the time.
Come to think of it, that may be why a lot of my time is spent on the internet and not with friends.
I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.
Here is a small image of the OG TuckNJersey photo
Can anyone blow this bad boy up? Zoonews, a little help?
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
Wow, TuckNJersey is taking an early lead.
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This would be a pretty big upset if TuckNJersey beat Chunged. Chunged has been a big favorite on the CGB, much more than TuckNJersey.
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I agree. But its crunch time now. No margin for error. And if Chunged is going to rest on its laurels from the regular season, it could be in for a BIG shock!
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Perhaps the hypothesis about Oregon fans infiltrating is correct.
Fortunately, the weekday crowd will bring in more voters
JAI HO!
Nonsense! We aren’t that organized. Have you SEEN our spread offense? It’s like… that guy goes there, another guy goes over there. Some dude goes this way, another goes that way. The ball is here, and then its there. It makes no sense!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-M-W-O-W"
I at least described more about the action on the field than first-string, and king asshat, Joe Giansante
It’s spelled "S-H-U-M-W-O-W"
How is Chunged losing to TuckNJersey!?
Gravity strikes again!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 3, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I am a bit shocked. What an upset! I guess that TuckNJersey was something that was sort of forgotten, but once people were reminded about it, they fell back in love with it.
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