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DBD 5.21.09 The Lazy Shall Inherit the Earth

So, after going to bed embarrassingly early last night (I justify it because of a harsh day of 3 hours volunteering, 2.5 hours of job interview/job testing, 1.25 hours of fighting commute traffic, and a concert) I wake up this morning at 7:00AM and wander around the internets.

Check e-card from friend? DONE
Send e-card to same friend? DONE 
(Wonder why I don't have more than 1 friend? DONE)
Check international news? New Zealand Hunts Accidental Millionaires

Wander over to CGB and WHAAAT?!! No DBD already? The overworked Twist has finally let down torch? No Carp or Avinash to throw in their finely tuned piece of 3 legged men or harsh repartee with the world-wide idiots of the world wide web?!

So here it is, the quickest, laziest claim to glory there ever was-- all while Ragnarok and the dog are sleeping soundly.

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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