DBD 5.21.09 The Lazy Shall Inherit the Earth
by AndBears on May 21, 2009 7:44 AM PDT
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So, after going to bed embarrassingly early last night (I justify it because of a harsh day of 3 hours volunteering, 2.5 hours of job interview/job testing, 1.25 hours of fighting commute traffic, and a concert) I wake up this morning at 7:00AM and wander around the internets.
Check e-card from friend? DONE
Send e-card to same friend? DONE
(Wonder why I don't have more than 1 friend? DONE)
Check international news? New Zealand Hunts Accidental Millionaires
Wander over to CGB and WHAAAT?!! No DBD already? The overworked Twist has finally let down torch? No Carp or Avinash to throw in their finely tuned piece of 3 legged men or harsh repartee with the world-wide idiots of the world wide web?!
So here it is, the quickest, laziest claim to glory there ever was-- all while Ragnarok and the dog are sleeping soundly.
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Actually, carp had said he was doing it and was just about to put it up. Avinash had asked whether he should do one, but I told him to hold off because of carp. Now, I have emailed carp and told him to ABORT MISSION and save it for tomorrow or whatever.
Nonetheless, you are right that I did let down the torch. So, please, blame me and only me.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 7:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re damned right I’m blaming you and your terrorist scarves.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 21, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many times do I have to tell you I’ve never rocked that look?!?!? Ever!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will not apologize if my laziness raises the bar. I’m just keeping it competitive.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
by AndBears on May 21, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was never asking you to apologize.
For this, at least.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was considering putting one up but I figured someone was planning one.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We would, of course, always love to see your DBDs.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I was considering putting up one like this. Something thrown together at the last second.
Though my DBDs have all been legendary.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG, that’s so novel….something thrown together at the last second? Holy crap on a cracker!! That hasn’t been done before ;-)
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a shout out for the crew?
California junior rower Sean Engel was named to the list of 31 athletes that USRowing invited to its 2009 Men’s Under 23 National Team Selection Camp this summer in Oklahoma City, Okla., the rowing organization announced on May 19. A member of Cal’s varsity 4+, Engel will join junior teammates Nareg Guregian and James Long-Lerno and sophomore Golden Bear Nick Lucey at the camp. USRowing had previously announced in early May that it was inviting a group of athletes, including Guregian, Long-Lerno and Lucey, to the U23 camp.
Guregian and Lucey are both members of Cal’s varsity 8+, which won its grand final at the May 17 Pac-10 Rowing Championships and secured the overall team title for the Bears. Long-Lerno is a member of Cal’s second varsity 8+, which claimed second place at the conference regatta at Lake Natoma in Gold River, Calif.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 7:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SHOUT
The FDA has recalled Nyaninmeum, and are now recommending consumers switch to the use of Marvinium as the top receiving boost available.
by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully this ends with everyone drunk-reading James Joyce in a pub
California women’s soccer junior midfielder Katie Oakes and the U.S. Under-23 Women’s National Team tied the Northern Ireland Women’s National Team in Belfast on May 15. Oakes and the team are in Ireland May 11-19 on the squad’s second international trip of the year.
Oakes came into the game in the 52nd minute. The USA piled up a 15-3 shot advantage, but couldn’t find a way past Northern Irish goalkeeper Tiarna McKenna.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 7:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joyce is soo overrated. The great artificer indeed.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hinder is likely coming on down
courtesy of Oskimontra (Rivals)
Steamboat Springs (Colo.) High’s Austin Hinder hasn’t been talking much about recruiting, but numerous sources say California will be hard to beat for his services. UCLA could make a run and Notre Dame also is in the mix, but right now Cal seems to have a solid edge.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that he’s from Steamboat Springs, BTW.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some other notes:
• Hyattsville (Md.) DeMatha offensive lineman Arie Kouandjio has more than 20 offers, and Florida seems close to adding to the total. If the Gators offer, they will certainly be in the mix, but the teams recruiting Kouandjio the hardest are Alabama, LSU, Tennessee, California and Connecticut. Kouandjio wants to narrow his list to 10 or so schools by the end of the summer.
Since winning the linebacker MVP award at the Penn State NIKE Camp a few weeks back, recruiting has picked up big-time for Frederick (Md.) Thomas Johnson star Nick Forbes. Schools such as Ohio State, Michigan, Miami and others have expressed interest, but Forbes has narrowed his list to a final six and doesn’t appear to need any further offers.
Forbes, who wants to study engineering, is down to California, Duke, Pitt, Virginia Tech, Wake Forest and West Virginia, in no order. Sources say West Virginia, where his sister goes to school, and Virginia Tech are the teams to beat. There is no timetable.
http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=947899
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish they'd play some of these on clay
No. 11-ranked California women’s tennis freshman Jana Juricova advanced to the round of 32 at the 2009 NCAA Division I Women’s Tennis singles championship on Wednesday at the George P. Mitchell Tennis Center. Juricova claimed a 6-4, 6-3 victory over No. 51 Katrina Tsang of North Carolina and will be joined in the second round by a pair of Golden Bear sophomores in No. 26 Marina Cossou and No. 41 Mari Andersson. Singles round of 32 matches will begin at 8 a.m. PT on Thursday (May 21). No. 32-ranked senior Bojana Bobusic was not as fortunate as she fell in her third set tiebreaker.
Juricova and Tsang stayed close until the first-year Bear was able to break free with two straight games to take the first set, 6-4. Tsang fought hard to keep up with Juricova in the second set but Juricova turned Tsang’s efforts away with a 6-3 win. Juricova draws a familiar foe in the second round and will face No. 76 Mallory Voelker of Denver in a 10 a.m. PT match. The first time the two met, Juricova walked away with a 6-1, 6-2 win on March 19.
Cossou drew No. 40 Anastasia Revzina of Florida and came away with a solid 6-2, 6-3 win to advance to a 10:30 a.m. PT match against No. 2-ranked Aurelija Miseviciute of Arkansas. Andersson met No. 56 Nadja Gilchrist in the opening round and made off with a 6-2, 6-4 win to set herself up in a 9:30 a.m. PT match against No. 17 Laura Gioia of Furman. The win was Andersson’s 25th singles victory of the year as she became the sixth Bear to cross the 25-win mark.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 21, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 legged men
(whipes tear) that experience….was so painful.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wind turbines cause 400 goats to lose sleep, die.
A large number of goats in Taiwan may have died of exhaustion because of noise from a wind farm.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
by AndBears on May 21, 2009 8:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow…really? where are the environmentalists now!?!?!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 2010 Vancouver Olympic Torch looks like it should be smoked
Gnarly torch Canada.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
with the flaming tip???
Well, I guess if she’s into that sort of thing…
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like a pregnancy test on a winter morning, the hot pee created a mist as it cools
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh jesus
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taylor Harrison's Cal career is done
No surprise here, but redshirt sophomore center Taylor Harrison confirmed to me this morning that his Cal basketball career is over.
Unable to play the past two seasons because of a left knee injury that still causes him pain every day, the 6-foot-10 native of San Clemente said all that’s left to do to officially exit the program is some paperwork.
"I am done with my basketball career, unfortunately," Harrison said by phone from his family’s home. "I talked to three doctors from all over and they said it would be best for my knee if I didn’t play Division I basketball any longer just because of the day-to-day impact.
"It’s sad because in December I was ready to go. My knee felt great. Then something happened and on Dec. 22 I got an MRI. They said it didn’t look so hot. They talked to some other doctors, and they agreed."
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 8:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any ideas on what Monty does with the scholly?
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 21, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Smith is the name I’m hearing.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Err...we've already recruited him
But couldn’t offer him a scholarship. Now we can.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Profile? Stats? Any other info?
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 21, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Highlights of one his games on ESPNU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAw6xmAsGDE
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Found this on Rivals
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 21, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I came across this story on Kyle Fuller
Do we have a legit chance of landing him? Seems like it’d be an awesome pick up.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 21, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For next year?
It’ll probably depend on how well we do this season. If we can get to the Sweet 16 I’d say we have a great shot at landing Fuller.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3wcV9soYw
Looks like he can be aggressive on D. Definitely has a lot of Randle in him.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in my English class and I should be doing my work right now.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 21, 2009 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's something for you to watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBkc2jK-6w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlFOiFLLd0g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UVVBctvylU
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by Fire Starkey on May 21, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s blocked.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 21, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can never go wrong with Bambi vs Godzilla and Hardware Wars while in class.
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by Fire Starkey on May 21, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im at work. I should be doing my work right now.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were working on computers in bio yesterday to make a powerpoint. I thought: yes! CGB time!
My teacher said if he found us on any website not pertaining to our subject we would get a 0.
CGB would have been more productive then fucking around with animations which was me and my friend were actually doing.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had a substitute teacher and she just had no idea.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 21, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lebowskifest, coming to Oakland/SF July 24th/25th!
Here’s a slick photo from the LA festival a few weeks back.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 9:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remindme never to go near Oakland or SF on those days. Its not safe!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The nihilists will find you Twist. Don’t you worry.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Television
So I’ve been watching both the Rome series on HBO and the Tudors series on showtime. I think the Tudors is better. Not that anyone cares.
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by chowder on May 21, 2009 9:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I care. AND DISAGREE! FUCK YOU! LIBRUL!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was the more interesting ruler, Caesar, or Henry VIII?
On one hand, Caesar pretty much ended democracy in Rome, on the other hand Henry VIII broke from the Catholic Church to start his own church.
On one hand, Caesar owned it up on the battle field…Henry VIII was great at some ancient version of doubles tennis.
On one hand, Caesar and Cleopatra were getting it on for 14 years, on the other Henry VIII executed his wife for not bearing him a son.
There seem to be hundreds of cultural depictions of both of them, so their lives seem to be a popular well for artistic inspiration.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 21, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caesar ended no democracy.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he makes a great salad. And pizza. So, potentially his pizza salad would be amazing.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I’ve figure it out. Spazzy and Twisted have exchanged life forces. Spazzy has become Twisted and Twisted has become Spazzy. Kind of a schizophrenic duality.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Freaky Friday?
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by chowder on May 21, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’M ALIVE?!?!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Republic
Damnit. Republic. Ugh.
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caesar ended the oligarchical phase of the Republic/Empire which set the stage for Octavian. Rome was just damned lucky that Octavian won at Actium; arguably he shouldn’t have won. But Cleopatra ran a good dinner party but she was terrible in battle.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damned lucky? Didn’t the Romans have the better fleet, regardless of extenuating circumstances?
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cleopatra insisted on using her fleet, which was better suited for commerce. That aside, the battle should have been fought on land where Antony’s forces and abilities were much the stronger. Cleopatra shouldn’t have even been there.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cleopatra WASN’T the first EMPEROR OF ROME!?!?!!!! Total spoiler…..
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by chowder on May 21, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck. Thanks a lot. I DVR’ed that time period in history!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They didn’t have a strictly better fleet, but it was more maneuverable, and Anthony had to hug the shore because the Romans would have been able to outflank him if he moved out to sea.
by HolmoePhobe on May 21, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They weren’t better per se qualitywise, but for the type of battle they were about to engage in they were perfect.
I also recall something about one of Antony’s generals betraying him by giving the Roman fleet commanders Antony’s battle plans?
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by Avinash on May 21, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were several problems for Antony.
-Octavian had better ground (err…water?) given the type of ships he was using
-Antony’s ships were undermanned because of a malaria outbreak
-As you mention, one of Antony’s commanders had defected to Octavian
-Cleopatra’s ships just kind of chilled and watched the battle and never actually engaged
by HolmoePhobe on May 21, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure about the coastline hugging aspect but the malaria was a huge factor. The quinqueremes were big, really big. 300 tons big. Octavian’s were smaller and more maneuverable.
Octavian had less military skill than Cleopatra but he had the good sense to let Marcus Agrippa run the battle. On the other side, Antony had plenty of military skill but had the poor judgment of letting Cleopatra even be there. But calling Octavian lucky is a stretch. He was lucky he had Agrippa and smart to delegate.
During the battle Cleopatra bailed early with her ships and then whipped Antony followed in both pursuit and retreat.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This basically sounds like Antony was too busy banging Cleopatra down in the galley to pay attention to the battle but shot his cannon prematurely and was so p-whipped he abandoned ship to try to get a second chance.
Hibernating until next season (mostly).
by OskiMonsta on May 22, 2009 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really!? I’m a huge Rome fan but I only watch it on DVD. Tudors is that good?
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I don’t have TV, thus I’ve been netflixing. I don’t actually think one is clearly better than the other, it is more based on personal opinion. I think what I like about The Tudors is that in addition to the internal politics of the country, foreign politics are more heavily involved. They also have the better opening credit sequence.
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by chowder on May 21, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved the opening credits of Rome. It drove my friend who I watched the series with crazy because I’d insist on watching the credits every episode.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 21, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU’RE ALIVE?!?!?!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
urg barely
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 21, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the credits are awesome and the music just works. By the way, can we get an Edit Button?
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What part of “No” is so confusing to you?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it is the
ois it a letter, a number, wtf?!?!?!
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You say No! No! but you mean Yes! Yes!
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when he said he loved Longshore he meant he hated him? Why were you so angry with him?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 21, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure when Spazzy and Twisted actually exchanged life forces so I don’t really know if I was angry at Twisted or whether I was angry at Spazzy.
But I forgive him.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It happened in 1985. When we drove that Delorean together.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olsonist, even you should know that No means No.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course it does.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pop Quiz:
No means _________________
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wronger.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She really does want it?
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You couldn’t be more wrong if you changed your name to CaliOlsonist.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CaliOlsonist really does want it?
The FDA has recalled Nyaninmeum, and are now recommending consumers switch to the use of Marvinium as the top receiving boost available.
by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CaliOlsonist wants to cup Riley’s balls SO bad
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Riley twist while CaliOlsonist hooks?
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds……….painful.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think of an Edit Button as kind of a morning after pill. You had a good time; you got a little carried away; but it’s not too late to fix things.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
IU think of the “Edit Button” as something Olsonist wants. As such, the Edit Button will happen over MY dead body!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about AIDS
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 21, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, you probably think we should use the prophylactic preview button or, better yet, abstain altogether.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would explain why Bristol Palin doesn’t post here.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but does Palvador?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still pissed he didn’t respond to a DBD dedicated to him. FAIL by him.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 21, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I memorized this phrase after meeting Twist. Zing!
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should dedicate a fanpost to this cause
And then rec the hell out of it. That’s usually how SBNation notices these things.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 21, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it would be better to go through channels.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youve been up in my channels since day zero. It aint happening. Even the Edit Button meme aint happening, it would seem.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up against CougarWeek? No chance for Edit Button. And I wrote the shit out of that meme description, if I do say so myself.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CougarWeek probably won with a bunch of Palvador sockpuppets.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 21, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OskiMonsta created 40 new accounts.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not even going to dignify that with a response.
Hibernating until next season (mostly).
by OskiMonsta on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not even going to dignify that with a response. Bastards, can’t we get en edit button!!
Hibernating until next season (mostly).
by OskiMonsta on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Et tu, Oskimonsta?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Et tu, Brute?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 21, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s CougCenter Week, not CougarWeek and believe me there is a BIG difference. Don’t tell me you still think Truth or Cougar is the same as Truth Or Cougar!
Hibernating until next season (mostly).
by OskiMonsta on May 21, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d agree, you wrote the shit out of it…
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you toads wrote that meme description like fuck. Now, if you could either a)tell me about the liklihood of the next four or b)write the next four, I’d appreciate it.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are the next four? I’ll write them. No, seriously, I will. I’ve got tomorrow off.
Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.
by yellow fever on May 21, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll email you.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you cc me on that, so we can make sure that we are all on the same page and Im not writing one that YF is als writing.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No problem.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, you’re in too.
Anyone else want in on this email thread?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not?
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
too late, sorry.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its never too late. Its never lupus either.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except for when it’s lupus
The The is above upsets.
by Maharg on May 21, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you what you told me you would do and it’ll be fine. I’ve informed the others of the remaining memes.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or just don’t let me in on the e-mail thread. I didn’t really want to be on it anyway.
The The is above upsets.
by Maharg on May 21, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine. Be that way.
Justa do a what you a do and it’ll be fine. And if you can’t a do it, then tell me asap.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweeeeeeeeet!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going back and forth on going to see John Oliver at Cobbs next weekend. But after last nights epic performance on the Daily Show re: British Moat Upkeep Scandal, I really really REALLY wanna go. Never been to Cobbs. Any tips?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yea, don't go.
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 21, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why anti-Cobs?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's one of those comments that was based on no knowledge whatsoever, so ignore my advice
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 21, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does that differ from all your other comments?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't
I’m confused as to why you though otherwise to begin with
"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal
by oaktownmario on May 21, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want the 15 seconds of my life it took to read this exchange back.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 21, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’ll never get it back. The only thing you can do is find a way to take away 15 seconds of their lives with some of your own banter.
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been to Cobbs once. Saw Dave Attell (much funnier than I expected) and a bunch of unfunny warm-up acts. We didn’t show up early, though, and so didn’t get a table, but instead a shelf on one of the walls and some stools. Two-drink minimums suck if you don’t drink, or just are driving, and unlike some places I’ve been to (notably Yoshi’s), they really harass you to order that second drink.
Was able to find street parking fairly close, though (a few blocks), so that was nice.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also we got heckled by Dave Attell for being yuppies. Granted a lot of our friends are tall, white and in sweater sets.
Honk if you think Rags is great!
by AndBears on May 21, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to Yoshi’s to fulfill a requirement in a music appreciation class. When I glanced at the menu I misread the two drink minimum as a two drink maximum, which of course makes no sense, but I was thinking with my wallet. As the performance went by I became more and more confused with the amount of times the waitress came by asking me if I wanted anything to drink.
Finally, she came near the end of the act and didn’t seem to want to leave. She mumbled something about a minimum. My companion leaned over and said, “Nick, you HAVE to buy two drinks.” Confused, I loudly and somewhat angrily replied, “I HAVE to buy TWO drinks?!?!” Upon hearing my apparent anger the waitress scampered off and never came back.
I left a nice tip.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His best joke (paraphrased): “When I grew up, I did not want to be a comedian. In fact, every child wants to be one of 2 things: a giraffe or an ice cream tycoon. If they get anywhere close to either of these goals their life has been a success”
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found this to be entertaining… courtesy of Iowa, where it is still 1996.
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/5/11/871165/this-new-field-is-stupid
It made me think, a good portion of college teams, including Cal, play on artificial surfaces. Why not embrace the fakeness of our grass, and design/color them something more interesting than green. The smurf turf is ugly, but I’m sure we can figure out a good color scheme that makes playing at Memorial both distinctive, and attractive. I think a gold field, with blue lines and endzones might look really nice. Or perhaps toss in some white. Or write in Jahvid’s Home in the end zone.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gold field?
Didn’t King Midas want one of those?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 21, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, if we were to renamed the field midas field, we might be taken for sell-outs.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’d still be better than “Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium.”
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the overall point, is why not try something new and different.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“And welcome to another beautiful day of Cal football here on Dumpster Muffin Field at Ayr Stadium!”
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They might as well call every football game The Battle of Endor.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash on May 21, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cal officials should really make a bronze statue of her, then have people do various degrading things to it, in order to obtain some luck for that day.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about those ridiculous protest statues over the footbridge over I-80? Can we do degrading things to those monstrosities?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think leaving them up it degrading enough.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 21, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pic or they don’t exist. what are you guys talking about? i haven’t driven thru that section in years.
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That offends me on so many levels. Shows what a difference in mentality there is between the city/community of Berkeley, and those who are alumni of the university.
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have a weird definition of ugly. The way you use ugly is how most people use FUCKING AWESOME.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for one, never knew Banana Hammock was a unit of time,.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are a lot of things you don’t know about banana hammocks.
The The is above upsets.
by Maharg on May 21, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Im wearingone right now!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Google image search it w/ safe search off.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah yes, 10^(-69) seconds, i believe
I am Ted Miller
by ava1anche69 on May 21, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is Twist wearing that?
The The is above upsets.
by Maharg on May 21, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shall I post the NSFW banana hammock images???
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t you have some Texas fans to be angering?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ran out of material
(I, uhh, wonder how many Longhorns slept with Jenna Bush)
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NSFW Alert!
That naked banana will get people fired, carp
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on May 21, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve never heard the phrase I’ll be back in a banana hammock? Where do you live, Nebraska?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have truly shamed myself yet again.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AndBears…pics of ragnarok wearing a banana hammock or you’ve never heard of the term. Alternatively, pics of TwistnHook in said attire would also work.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alternatively, pics of Rag’s dog sleeping in his armored suit.
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you want to see me almost naked?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pics or you’re a never nude
The The is above upsets.
by Maharg on May 21, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what’s a never nude….or did you turn italian?
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
watch arrested development
The The is above upsets.
by Maharg on May 21, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didnt see you at the last convention.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think wearing cutoffs at all times would be liberating.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liberating from the burden of having friends, perhaps…
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering I don’t have that burden as it is…
I kid I kid.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I adult I adult.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I lol'd
rec’d!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on May 21, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I see what you did there, but not entirely sure.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure you see it. It was a cheap joke.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its a trap!
The FDA has recalled Nyaninmeum, and are now recommending consumers switch to the use of Marvinium as the top receiving boost available.
by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sure isn't Nyaninmeum, that's for sure.
What, too soon?
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too late, its Marvinium now.
The FDA has recalled Nyaninmeum, and are now recommending consumers switch to the use of Marvinium as the top receiving boost available.
by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was kidding. I’m not that dumb.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sarcasm recognition FAIL on my part.
Damn me.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t worry. It happens to the best of us.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, yeah, it happened to ME, so obviously…
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pics or you’re a lawyer-by-day, pole dancer-by-night.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if I am a lawyer-by-day, pole dancer-by-night?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pics or mrs. TnH put in a stripper pole for you to use!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont understand why if I were to show you pictures of me being a lawyer by day and a pole dancer by night it would then PRECLUDE Mrs. TwistNHook from putting in a stripper pole for my use? That makes no sense.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if it makes no dollars.
Pun intended.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CGB: I smoked weed with Running Wolf & did yeyo with D-Muff.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Athlon Sports ranks Cal # 11 in preseason rankings
http://www.athlonsports.com/college-football/16718/no-11-california
Two interesting quotes:
At times last year, it appeared coach Jeff Tedford was flipping a coin to see which quarterback went onto the field. Well, its all Riley now, unless of course, Brock Mansion steps up and plays as well as his name sounds.
Backup guard Richard Fisher is a vegetarian, something you don’t see too often from a football player, especially an offensive lineman. Still, Fisher has managed to increase his weight to 290 pounds, filling up things such as pasta, pizza, omlettes and protein shakes.
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me being stupid, or does Cal seem to be moving up the polls during the off-season?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we’ve had a lot of quality wins since February.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know it seems counter-intuitive, but after last year it seemed we were ranked around #20, lately we’ve been ranked in the 10-15 range.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, its all Riley now, unless of course, Brock Mansion steps up and plays as well as his name sounds
So, basically, this means that it will never be lupus Mansion. Except for when it’s lupus Mansion.
Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.
by Ohio Bear on May 21, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tosh Lupoi is a national "Recruiter To Watch"
Recruiter To Watch
Tosh Lupoi, defensive line coach, Cal
Lupoi is a Berkeley man, having graduated from Cal and played football for the Golden Bears, so who better to take Jeff Tedford’s program and attempt to sell it nationally? Lupoi is excellent at developing the all-important relationship with the prospects and their parents. “He’s real cool, real down-to-earth,” Class of 2009 signee Kenny Kafusi said. Kafusi’s father, Steve Martinez, agreed, “I love him. He pledged to take care of my son for the next four years.”
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hope we have the budget to compete in the assistant coaches arms race that is happening around CFBdom.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, hopefully Lane Kiffin fails miserably at Tennessee, because if UT is successful with their “hire a mediocre head coach and surround him with talented assistants” strategy, the arms race will get kicked up another notch.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s not just UT…
http://www.heraldonline.com/205/story/1089163.html
I’m hoping Sandy does WHATEVER IT TAKES to bring in cashola.
Speaking of which, I was listening to a Lamont & Tonelli prank call this morning…classic!
They called L&T were landlords and they called the wife of the husband who OK’d the spook. They said a cat in the apartment violated the lease. She said she’d do whatever it took to help the landlord look the other way! No word yet on how the husband took it.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
say more…..
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
audio:
Tenant: Is there anything I can do?
Landlord: What? Mam, I could lose my job.
Tenant: There has to be something.
Landlord: What exactly do you mean?
Tenant: You could come over and we could hang out, watch some TV.
Landlord: Well, I’ll consider it if I can bone you cause your on 107.7 The Bone.
Tentant: (no response)
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say her husband gives her the thumbs-up for being practical and putting the long-term well-being of the family first. Homeless in this economy? She was just doing what she needed to keep a roof over their heads – the husband will understand that, and thank her for it.
Or, you know, not.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope my wife would get rid of the damn cat first.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope your armored dog would eat the damn cat first. Then your wife could dispose of the remains.
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what IS all this about carp’s armored dog, anyway? I must have missed something somewhere.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thx!
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, sorry – the cat is part of the family unit. This was the ONLY way.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s what she said!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ATTN Twist
In the future can you pls stop using my real name when emailing my fake accounts… It kinda kills the whole purpose of hiding one’s identity. It’s not a big deal since the name you have for me is also a fake, but it’s close enough to my real name that any intelligent person would still be able to make the connection. I’m not upset or anything, but just an FYI.
by danzig on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, you are concerend taht after I privately email you, that somebody might sneak onto my computer, log into my email, start reading it, and that your real name (sort of) would be the worst thing to come from that?
Dude, if somebody started reading my private email, that’d be the LEAST of my worries!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not afraid of someone breaking into your computer to read your emails… they don’t have to break into your home to do that… in fact all your emails have already been read and cataloged.
I’m just trying to not be profiled. Free email service is free so they can sell your identity to advertisers… it’s the only way giving away free services makes economic sense. All the email on these free sites are parsed (read) using computers and algorithms will try to first identify your sex, age and name… then socioeconomic background, address and any diseases you suffer from…. just basic targeting stuff… stuff they will try to link to your broader profile that includes tax info and credit scores etc.
How do I know this is being done? I routinely talk to the people that actually write these algorithms and try to build profiles on everyone of us. There’s a very good reason I do not use any google services. Just humor me.
by danzig on May 21, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playing devil’s advocate a bit, what’s so bad about being profiled?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a general rule you should first remember. Your personal information can always hurt you more than it can help you….always. If someone is trying to hurt you or sue you they’re not interested in the truth about you… they’re only interested in manipulating the truth about you.
First, even the well intentioned advertiser can still hurt you… but what you really should be afraid of is the person/agency/gov that is trying to bury you. How will they do that in the future? Information manipulation. If you spend any time in our legal system or have had any disputes with employers then you’re already familiar. But let’s not forget the lessons of Mcarthyism, the red-scare and government sanctioned domestic spying.
So….what kind of people that will be hurt the most in a future with ‘big brother’ watching us?…easy… the people that have nothing to hide – they’ll be hurt the most.
First off this group of people are proud that they have nothing to hide and tend to be more liberal about giving out their personal information to anyone… often times to prove that they, indeed, have nothing to hide. But manipulating their information to screw them hurts them the most b/c they were really innocent to begin with. (If you are kidnapper/terrorist, you probably deserve having your information be used against you.)
Let’s say I’m a hacker working for a law firm. The people with ‘nothing to hide’ are the easiest type of people to screw over cuz they’ll actually give you the rope in which you can hang them with. The more real information I have, the more I can exclude and shape it to benefit my people at the expense of the innocent. I hope that coupon you got to your fav yogurt shop was worth it.
Based on the fact I analyze the online advertising industry for a living and attended all their conferences etc…let’s just say I have my reasons for being paranoid. Plus, I bet can predict what the most evil company in the future will be.
In the distant future if Google is every in deep financial trouble… the company that acquires Google (my guess is one of the credit rating agencies) WILL ONE DAY BE THE MOST EVIL COMPANY IN THE WORLD. The shocking part is my prediction will be pretty close…. well, it’ll probably be a neck-and-neck race with Monsanto or something.
Just be smart.. that’s all I’m saying. History has a strange tenancy to repeat itself.
by danzig on May 21, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what’s wrong with Monsanto?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on May 21, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re programming Skynet.
The FDA has recalled Nyaninmeum, and are now recommending consumers switch to the use of Marvinium as the top receiving boost available.
by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsanto
Wow… scary. They seem to have a frightening amount of power over the world’s food supply and are apparently not afraid to wield it.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Monsanto create Chica Pepina?
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude I’m so pissed. I got my current email address in 5th grade (that’s why the name is so ridic, Twist). I had managed somehow to keep it spam free that whole time, but this past week I have been getting a light amount of spam. Annoying, because I had so much pride in the fact that I kept my email spam free.
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The concept of a fifth-grader having an e-mail account is incredibly disturbing and frightening to me. And just weird.
This just in: I refuse to get with the times.
Breaking news: Times moving too fast. Young people already fuddies-duddies way too early in life.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they let women vote now?
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I don’t let them vote.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ways to scare old people (via Futurama)
Honk if you think Rags is great!
by AndBears on May 21, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Your Social Security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!”
Honk if you think Rags is great!
by AndBears on May 21, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, sure, I understand that some combination of negligence and maliciousness could get my personal information, which was supposed to remain private, leaked to someone who could use it to my detriment. What I’m still unclear on is how information can be used against people. I mean, sure, I understand how having my full name and social security number could be of value to someone, but how could an advertiser (or their unscrupulous employee) possibly harm me with the knowledge that I have purchased seasons 3-6 of ‘The X-Files’?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They could quickly email you spoilers from seasons 7-9? That’d show ya!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, PS, clearly we aren’t as important as danzig.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I’m still unclear on is how information can be used against people.
Really? Ever heard of lawyers? …omission, facts out of context, creating false associations… just to name a few.
But let me ask you:
1) Why was the 5th amendment conceived? What purpose does it serve?
2) Why do criminal lawyers tell their clients not to tell anything to the police even if it’s the truth and they’re only cooperating to exonerate themselves.
… the answer to both is that all information can be manipulated to serve a purpose OTHER THAN THE PURSUIT OF TRUTH. Even something as simple as taking things out of context or the passage of time can allow completely innocent facts about you to be used against you.
Today it’s totally fine to have a strong political stance… joint a political party or activist group….it’s perfectly acceptable to believe in god or not believe. You won’t go to jail by reading communist literature. You’re not a bad person.
What about in 20 years…50 years? Do you think the American socialists thought they had anything to hide when they organized during the great depression? They wanted a more egalitarian government that worked for the people not the corporations. 10years later, their innocent activities got them buried.
I may seem overly paranoid to you, but if you knew what I know about digital forensics….you’d realize it’s not about hiding any dark secrets… it’s about preventing the truth to one day be used against me. Plus, since it’s so damn easy to protect myself (doesn’t take much effort to use fake information everywhere), I don’t see what I got to lose… other than all those offers for free ipods.
by danzig on May 21, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever heard of lawyers?
No. Please explain!
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever heard of lawyers?
Go on………..
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1) To prevent double jeopardy?
2) I’ve never spoken with a criminal lawyer. Do they all say this?
I believe you, yet I still don’t get it. I suppose I’m being naïve to the point of deliberate obtuseness, but I have difficulty conceiving of how someone could use the mundane details of my online life against me in any way, shape or form. I shall definitely have to look into this more; it seems like it would be a fascinating subject, though it might also further my despair in humanity.
As for lawyers, they have their uses, though I’ve never quite understood how two deliberately biased counsels questioning handpicked witnesses and presenting selected evidence was supposed to lead to the pursuit of truth. It always seemed to me to be more like two warring hyenas tearing at the same piece of meat, and the truth was supposed to be somewhere in whatever was left over. Possible, though very easy to miss the target, especially if the opposing councils were not of equal skill. In fact, the very fact that trial lawyers are able to command exorbitant fees seems to imply that the highly skilled ones have the ability to manipulate the outcome of a case, regardless of whether their side is in the right. In a system designed to get at the truth, councils would be skilled bureaucratic shepherds, nothing more.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2) I’ve never spoken with a criminal lawyer. Do they all say this?
I have no idea if this is something only TV lawyers say or they say it in real life. Im not a criminal lawyer, so I dont know. But I do know that in my field I try to minimize my client’s talking as much as humanly possible. Clients generally don’t understand the process or the key elements to anything. So, they’ll ramble on regarding the most inane things. Its called being a smart lawyer, because you are, after all, their mouthpiece. They’re paying you to take their side and package it in the most efficient manner possible.
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by TwistNHook on May 22, 2009 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
skilled bureaucratic shepherds
MOTHERFUCKING NAILED IT!!!
That said, it’s important to remember one thing about your longer paragraph above: by the time a case gets to trial, its all out on the table. The truth is pretty much there already. Youve had months or even years worth of discovery, depositions, witness disclosures, motions in limine, demurreres, and other items that allow both sides to pretty much see what the other side will be arguing. Not to be cliche, but the truth is already out there.
Nonetheless, I do agree that it seems inane to have a binary system of win or lose where the decision is made either by 1 or 12 people who you dont know. Thats why I love mediation and suggest it for every single one of my client. Why let others make your decision when you can make it for yourself (at an EPICALLY reduced priced).
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by TwistNHook on May 22, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do criminal lawyers tell their clients not to tell anything to the police even if it’s the truth and they’re only cooperating to exonerate themselves.
This is something my mom told me. However, my mom is a lawyer.
Stanfurd Delendum Est.
by Olsonist on May 22, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I don’t use any Google services at all. My friends routinely rag on me for it, but I just don’t enjoy how invasive they are. Picasa, Gmail, Google Earth – just too nosy for my tastes. Even GOOG-411 will record your phone number and searches unless you go through a multi-step process to remove your number from their database. That was the one and only time I used that service.
Yeah, I use the search engine, but that’s pretty damn tough to avoid.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try using metacrawler
http://www.metacrawler.com/
It uses google for its search results but puts a layer between you and google’s databases. If you must use google also use this firefox addon:
http://www.mrl.nyu.edu/~dhowe/trackmenot/
This program will randomize your google profile and you’ll occasionally get this rejection screen from google:
That means it’s working b/c google thinks you’re a spambot and will dump the records of your searches. You’ll only be locked out for 24hours-ish and then you can use google again.,
by danzig on May 21, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
interesting!
Thanks for the info.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, rec'd for awesomeness
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I have more bad news. Everytime I have sex I yell out your name loudly. And I yell “_______________ is Danzig at CGB.” And I often have sex right near many CGB readers.
Please don’t hat me!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you would never bring that up…
Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.
by rollonubears on May 21, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what do you mean you gave me a fake name? Is Fake Q. Wrongname not your real name???
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danzig?
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 21, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cat: I can’t believe THIS guy owns me… someone call the ASPCA.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t even get me started on mind control!!
BTW: Aluminum is not a good insulator (I tried) and mind control frequencies are more effective if channeled through he ear canal rather than through the skull. So you should probably also plug your ears. I’ve had lead inserts surgically installed in my ears so I’m good for now.
by danzig on May 21, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shit you not!
My uncle placed aluminum foil all over his windows in his house, it is flat out embarrassing to be related to that fool.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on May 21, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ted miller ranks memorial stadium 3rd toughest place to play
quality of team included
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/pac10/0-9-59/Toughest-places-to-play-in-the-Pac-10.html?post=true
I am Ted Miller
by ava1anche69 on May 21, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
in the pac10 that is
I am Ted Miller
by ava1anche69 on May 21, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really makes me want to travel up to Eugene for that game….must be an incredible atmosphere
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by dballisloose on May 21, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely worth the trip. I highly recommend it. I ranked it #2 on my Pac-10 Road Trip list, but only because I like Seattle so much as a city to visit.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Miller says, Washington used to be B-R-U-T-A-L back in the day. Hands down the toughest. So get up to Autzen while they are still good.
by zoonews on May 21, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the visitor’s facilities are the worst in the conference.
Sigh…
by HolmoePhobe on May 21, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, why do you care so much about visitor facilities? We WANT them to be bad!
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want the visitors to have to get dressed in a steaming shithole.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen the visitor’s locker room? I wish I had pictures. They’re worse than you imagine.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on May 21, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part. I can imagine pretty bad.
Lets make it worse. I want each player to have to get dressed in their own personal iron maiden.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
amazon product reviews
Go Viral
Tee Hee.
by LeonPowe on May 21, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
does not compute.
Huh?
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look more carefully…or click this link.
by HolmoePhobe on May 21, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I saw the joke reviews (very funny), and saw that there were a ton, I just didn’t see what the point was. The article brought it together. Thanks.
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interview with Steven Chu
Interesting read. Talks about best methods to reduce energy consumption, nuclear waste disposal, and hydrogen power.
http://www.technologyreview.com/business/22651/
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on May 21, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It looks like the Peavy deal is done, but Moraga pitching stud Aaron Poreda, an old family friend was gonna be in the deal. Hes a great pitcher for the Sox.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s very surreal to see people you’ve dropped off at their home involved in MLB trade rumors.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its very surreal to see a person who you remember running around as like a 4 year old involved in MLB trade rumors.
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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its very surreal to see a person who is 4 years old involved in MLB trade rumors.
CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!
by Spazzy Mcgee on May 21, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU’RE ALIVE?!?!
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by TwistNHook on May 22, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a trade they did complete, the Padres got Tony Gwynn Jr. from Milwaukee for Jody Gerut.
Wonder how much that do to with the name. I’m sure Gwynn’s very talented, but I’m just saying…
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by BearStage on May 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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