CGB Meme Invitational - This Is Watercube (5) v. Somebody's Bitter (12)

by TwistNHook on May 2, 2009 7:00 AM PDT in General

OK, here is the 5 v. 12 matchup. This is Watercube v. Somebody's Bitter. Read the info behind the fold and then vote in our matchup.

This is a matchup of 2 summer memes. One relating to the Olympics and the other relating to the Shamelympics. This Is Watercube, the first incarnation of Zoo News Mania (Tagline: We Maniacal For Zoo News!) versus the first incarnation of Twist's passive-aggressive relationship with Tedford Is God. Both of these have fallen by the wayside in recent months, but you know what? They might just be making a comeback! One will continue on, one will be thrown back in to the 10 cent clearance bin. Who will it be???

This Is Watercube (5) Via Ragnarok

An offshoot of the This Is Madness! meme, THIS IS WATERCUBE! was born during the 2008 Olympics, when TwistNHook took Michael Phelps domination in an entirely different direction, with more than a little assistance from zoonews:

Ya, nobody else understands it either.

Somebody's Bitter (12)

via nrvliving.typepad.com

We used to not be here. We used to be elsewise. Barbarians on the outside, looking in. And there was one man, one God-like man, holding fort against us barbarians. Tedford Is God was running this place by himself, both Tedfordding and Godding his ass off. But like most things run by a single person, like white people and the Masons, all good things had to come to an end.

And soon we were kicking the tires on this place and then, well, ok, let's be honest, holding Tedford Is God down and beating the shit out of him. He fled to greener pastures and when he FINALLY returned, I met him at the gate of the recently refurbished kingdom with one phrase and one phrase alone "SOMEBODY'S BITTER!"

Everytime he made any comment, any comment at all, I'd respond with "Somebody's Bitter." Eventually, even Tedford Is God got in on the act!

This is an oldy, but a goody, mocking the hard work and dedication that Tedford Is God put in before leaving. Because if there's one thing that disgusts me it's hard work and dedication.

Poll

So, what's it gonna be? This Is Watercube or Somebody's Bitter!

This Is Watercube

34 votes

Somebody's Bitter!

52 votes

86 votes | Poll has closed

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I dont think a lot of people knew about these two before this started. But looking at the stats on these, I see Somebody’s Bitter winning in an upset.

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by TwistNHook on May 2, 2009 9:31 AM PDT reply actions

Hahaha. I didn’t know the “Somebody’s Bitter” meme. That’s hilarious.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-M-W-O-W"

by JShufelt on May 2, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions

Tedfordisgod = Kevin from the band is out on the field.com?

by 33SwisherSweet on May 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions

This is correct, yes. Which is why this interview was so awkward to conduct.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on May 2, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks for the information and the nice interview....

I actually missed the interview the first time because of all the “Twistian” BS/shit I don’t understand/cliche/meme/garbage (that’s for you twist). Pretty good read and keep up the good work guys. Much appreciated. 7pm start time for MD game is gonna be EPIC!!!

by 33SwisherSweet on May 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions

If you avoid, “shit I don’t understand” in life, I’m stunned there’s anything you read.

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on May 2, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

HE KEEPS IT REAL

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on May 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Somebody is bitter!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on May 2, 2009 11:45 AM PDT reply actions

Look. I am Dick Vitale. I love everyfuckingthing about the RCC. But even I can’t get excited about this match up. I haven’t heard of either of these teams. Even I don’t give a shit about who wins. I’m picking Somebody’s bitter because I am bitter that this is a matchup.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 2, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions

You haven’t heard of them because they’re before your time. Doesn’t make them any less solid.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 3, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I know that. I was just kidding. But what else am I supposed to write? God forbid I actually do any research.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 3, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions

You have a lot of CGB to catch up on. Just read all of Twist’s posts.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 3, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I have a lot of school work to catch up on too :[

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 3, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions

CGB > *

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 3, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions

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