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CGB Meme Invitational - Karl Dorrell's Mustache (3) v. Existential Pics (14)

Here is the 3 v. 14 Matchup.  Mustache v. Pics.  Read the info behind the fold and then please vote in the Poll. 

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EXISTENTIAL OFF!  IT'S AN EXISTENTIAL OFF!

Here, the battle is between two very existential items.  The mustache of Karl Dorrell helps people look inside themselves and greater understand inner beauty.  It helps them look past outer ugliness to see the truth within.  It also confuses the shit out of Coach Rick Neu and makes him think Karl Dorrell is like 14 different players, even though its clearly just Dorrell with a different fake mustache. 

While the mustache is existential, so would pics of said mustache.  They'd prove it does exist.  Pics prove a lot of things.  Even things which technically cannot be captured by photography.  Like Karl Dorrell's mustache.

So, yes, this is quite the interesting matchup indeed.

Karl Dorrell's Mustache (3)

UCLA has had some rough luck with injuries in the past.  And in 2008, it was REALLY rough.  Their 2 QBs got injured in spring practice on the same day.  Then, watching UCLA v. Tennessee at the start of the season, half their team died in that game.

That's why I boldly predicted on that day:  "By the time Cal plays UCLA, the UCLA QB is Karl Dorrell in fake mustache."

That wasn't true, but Karl Dorrell in a fake mustache coulnd't have played much worse than Dark Kraftica Lead Singer Kevin Craft did against Cal in 2008.  Note pornstache won the "Which mustache will Karl Dorrell wear?" poll with 30% of the vote. 

And thanks to Zoo News, we have some of these for a very special Inside The Numbers UCLA:

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Existential Pics (14)

Pics or it doesnt exist is not a meme monopolized or even original to CGB.  It is often used to ensure people aren't just bragging about a girlfriend or a new car.  But I'd like to think we took it in a new direction.  Like a comedy pyramid about what people used in the olden days (i.e. Epic poem or lo it did not occur).  We demand pictures of things to which no photos could exist.  Like for emotions.

Existential Pics makes you question all your assumptions.  Are you actually at school right now?  Are you currently have sex with somebody named Sean?  Might you be a UCD employee/apologist?  Are you emo?  Without pictures, none of us would ever know what we are feeling, nailing, or emoing. 

There's not a lot I can write about this one.  Because without pics, this meme might not even exist.  And I just plain don't have pics.

Poll
Who wins? Existential Pics or Dorrell's Mustache?
Dorrell's Mustache
75 votes
Existential Pics
24 votes

99 votes | Poll has closed

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I see Dorrell’s Mustache winning this one in a landslide. Because there are photos of it, so we know its a meme that exists

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

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by TwistNHook on May 2, 2009 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Yea pics or it doesn't exist for pics or it doesn't exist

Dorrell doesn’t have that problem!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on May 2, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I actually was at school for 2 periods yesterday! And now my analysis:

These 2 seeds should be switched. Again, WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS BRACKET? WHY WAS NO ONE SANE INVOLVED? Dorrell is old news. But you say, ‘Maybe the mustache can win one, just like old times. Maybe it can win one for the Gipper’. Well I say that is adorable. BUT NOT IN MY FUCKING HOUSE. YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR HEART WARMING STORIES!?!?!?!?! FUCK NO. PICS OR IT DOESN’T EXIST IS THE DALLAS TO DORRELL’S SAN ANTONIO. THIS SERIES WILL BE DONE IN 5.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 2, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

What????

Why the fuck is Karl D’s moustache not a 1 seed? The moustache is clearly one of the most popular memes on internet history. It’s bigger than Britney Spears, madonna, and Janet Jackson’s 40 yr old boob combined! Google it and find out for yourself:

Results 1 – 10 of about 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for karl dorrell’s moustache. (0.09 seconds)

"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal

by oaktownmario on May 2, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am stepping out of super aggressive analysis mode to say this: honestly?!?!?!? You really think it is better than any of the number 1 seeds!?!?!?! They absolutely nailed the number 1 seeds. They NAILED IT! Maybe a number 2. The number 2’s were substantially worse than the number 1’s.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 2, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how when I googled Karl D's moustache

this post comes up under Google News results.

by Sharkbit12 on May 2, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just the way Yahweh intended!

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on May 2, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so confused… is that Jahweh?

It’s spelled "S-H-U-M-W-O-W"

by JShufelt on May 2, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I respect your love for Dorrell’s Mustache. It truly is a Zoonewsian masterpiece.

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on May 2, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

RollOn, its important to take a global look at this. Altohugh you might find some seeds oddly bracketed, I feel that everything is seeded well.

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on May 2, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was just from my memeology piece. While there are a few I legit disagree with, this is not one of them really. The only place I feel you guys really messed up was putting Leon so low. I know you guys know more about the history of the memes and all that so I am sure that this was bracketed correctly. Sorry for the confusion. I just figured that a lot of people wouldn’t bother reading through my whole post so I am posting the individual analysis on each of these.

Also, what happened to RollOnYouBears667? I am a little uneasy about you putting the caps in my name because then there may be confusion, but that isn’t really a problem because he hasn’t posted forever.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 2, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I love how 3 of the 4 examples you used were about me. I knew you guys didn’t believe I was real.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 2, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

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