Yes, I have yet another locker room story.  Yesterday I was in the shower when I saw It.  I didn't mean to see It, but I did.  Frankly, It was so damn big...I thought it was perhaps the first zebra --> human transplant.  The It I'm refering to is the L-shaped penis of a man in this late 40's.  I know.  He might never need a cane or a walker when he gets older.

If your still reading, onto the truncated news and world report:

12,000 to attend Mrs. Obama's commencement speach at UC Merced:

via imgs.sfgate.com

BART's going to the Oakland Airport.

KenCraw's piece on returning Oline starters throughout the Pac10...Cal ranks 5th in that regard.

Wilner on Pac10 TV contracts

Oregon loses a Pflugrad...but it's her brother the top WR.  Dissension in the ranks?  For the (NSFW) Pflu, visit this site.

Cal's # 2 behind...you know...in Miller's Power Rankings.  Regurge:

2. California: The only real question with the Bears -- other than whether they can keep running back Jahvid Best healthy -- is quarterback. Lots of observers believe incumbent starter Kevin Riley did enough during the spring to take a decisive lead. But the question remains whether one of those observers is coach Jeff Tedford.