Yes, I have yet another locker room story. Yesterday I was in the shower when I saw It. I didn't mean to see It, but I did. Frankly, It was so damn big...I thought it was perhaps the first zebra --> human transplant. The It I'm refering to is the L-shaped penis of a man in this late 40's. I know. He might never need a cane or a walker when he gets older.
If your still reading, onto the truncated news and world report:
KenCraw's piece on returning Oline starters throughout the Pac10...Cal ranks 5th in that regard.
2. California: The only real question with the Bears -- other than whether they can keep running back Jahvid Best healthy -- is quarterback. Lots of observers believe incumbent starter Kevin Riley did enough during the spring to take a decisive lead. But the question remains whether one of those observers is coach Jeff Tedford.