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2009 NBA Playoffs Open Thread III

This is an open thread for the NBA Playoffs, including the two Game 7s this Sunday and the upcoming Conference Finals. All NBA fans rec this so it stays up for the next two weeks of games.

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Houston-LA: All odds are the Lakers win Game 7 by 35 and move on to play Denver. Despite the two blowout losses in Houston I'm still not terribly concerned that the Lakers will lose...yet. They win the games they need to win and then proceed to not show up for lose the rest. 

Why the Lakers decided it was a good idea to take jump shot after jump shot with 7 footers Gasol and Bynum having a four to six inch height advantage on Luis Scola, Chuck Hayes and Carl Landry is beyond me. Derek Fisher not hitting 3s is acceptable; taking SEVEN of them is not. Kobe tried to play hero again Thursday, and came up short. I'm not even an LA fan (furthest from it), and even I'm pissed at the way they play. Their effort is not there, and you wonder if it's ever going to show up.

This is a lovable, scrappy Rockets team (Aaron Brooks and his fine red suit are doing wonders, Battier's defense has kept Kobe at bay for three of the six games, Hayes has been totally underrated as LeonPowe originally stated), but it's doubtful they can translate their great efforts to a winner-take-all Game 7. Artest is a great defender and has kept Lamar Odom from imposing his will, but he balances that out with some questionable shot selection and overdribbling on offense. Houston played great basketball in the first half of Game 6 and still nearly blew it in the third quarter with LA playing like absolute crap for the majority of the game (down 17-1, never taking a lead).

If LA comes out weak though...

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Boston-Orlando: This series should be over. The Magic should have won at least one of Games 4 and 5 (certainly Game 5, an epic gag this side of my C-Webb's Kings). Boston should have closed things out tonight. But each team's inability to finish off a team when they're down cancels out the other, and here we are at Game 7. Champs don't go out easy.

Dwight Howard's post game is lamentable; Kendrick Perkins has battled him to a standstill. JJ Redick may be playing good defense on Ray Allen, but the Dukie should be sent to prison for continuing to clang 3s as a starter.  Paul Pierce has been on and off, as has Rondo (although there are still flashes of brilliance). Hedo looks done, Alston is still too streetball. No one on Boston has played consistently well (and I doubt they'll play particularly well the rest of the Playoffs), but neither has Orlando (except for maybe Rashard Lewis). 

Although this series hasn't been played very well, it's been exceptionally dramatic, and I can't imagine Game 7 disappointing.

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Denver: Things did not end well for Dallas, despite Dirk mad balling against Melo and Josh Howard cringing along on two bad ankles. Jason Kidd has forks sticking out of his back (he was passing up LAYUPS), JR Smith and Kenyon Martin aren't playing like headcases, Birdman  has suddenly become a redemption story (still not sure if he isn't doping it up), and Carmelo has finally evolved into that pure scorer that most basketball people saw as his ultimate destiny in the league.  This team is dangerous and not to be overlooked next round.

Here's a great article on Chauncey Billups, which mentions how he thought Todd Bozeman was a sleezeball. He was as smart back then as he is right now.

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Cleveland: Cruising to the Finals. Neither of those two schizo East teams should present much of a challenge in the last round. Maybe they'll lose once, maybe twice. But if Lebron is going to face a challenge it'll come from the West.

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LeBron and the Cavs

Or leBron and the other LeBron-ettes are walking all over any of the remaining teams in the Playoffs.

I hope the Rox make it to the next round. They’re the poster team for hard work, grit and teamwork.

by LeonPowe on May 15, 2009 5:09 AM PDT reply actions  

You really aren’t showing much support for your team.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 15, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Lakers finally get cured of their narcolepsy, they could give Cleveland a tough time. But as of right now it looks like the Cavs are the only team that showed up to play in the playoffs (except Denver to an extent).

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by Berkelium97 on May 15, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

They played hard MOST of Game 6

As opposed to none of Game 4. Just didn’t play real smart.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 15, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still not convinced

Cleveland still has not played a team that is willing to trap or play the type of defense that gets the ball out of LeBron’s hands. Atlanta and Detroit certainly weren’t those teams. The Lakers, Houston, Boston are the type of teams that can make life difficult for them.. Denver’s a nice redemption story for that city, but they don’t play enough defense.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, so is it my imagination or have the Cavs played 8 games in like 6 weeks?

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by TwistNHook on May 15, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Four weeks

But yeah, you’re on target.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 15, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see that homer Lebron hit last night? It was in the 2nd period and he totally nailed one for a touchdown!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 15, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

It was a wicked googly

I never thought he’d get there in time to make the save! And then to come back and make that putt on 18.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 15, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh

This Game 7 start was so imminently predictable. Rockets just running the most awful offense I’ve ever seen.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lakers D is on today

Which pretty much means the end.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still think the Lakers will go to the Finals

But it’s not going to be easy to go through Denver.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 17, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Boston is five minutes from elimination

Looks like Pietrus is a better defender than I remember. He shut down Ray Allen this quarter.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 17, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He was a fantastic defender at Golden State

Back when Steve Francis could still play basketball, he was lighting up the Warriors, then Mussleman stuck Pietrus on Steve and I think Steve went scoreless with 4-5 turnovers in quarter the rest of the way.

by LeonPowe on May 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a little lost in Nellieball

But he seems to have rediscovered his role in Orlando.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other news, Edge retained his World Heavyweight Championship with a victory over the challenging Jeff Hardy.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 17, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Conference Finals Predictions?

I say Cleveland in an easy 5
L.A. in a tough 6

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by chowder on May 18, 2009 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I see a 7 game series in the West

Maybe a six game series with Cleveland, only because Orlando has played them really well this season.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 18, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Cleveland sweeping Orlando easily and Denver taking the Lakers down in 6. Then Cleveland winning the finals in 5.

by LeonPowe on May 18, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

For Denver, it will probably come down to how well Bynum can bang against Nene and if Odom can keep Melo in front of him. The Nuggets have the advantage at point and the Lakers have the advantage at the two spot, but let’s keep in mind Denver’s defense is nowhere near as good as Houston’s was.

I’m not going to be as stupid as Charles (who said Orlando is going to the Finals), but Orlando does present matchup problems for Cleveland. Howard can guard the paint against James’s drives, Alston and Lee/Pietrus aren’t an awful backcourt for Orlando to sport out—although if Stan keeps on trotting out JJ Orlando probably gets picked apart—and Lewis and Turkogulu won’t make it easy for James to score. Orlando is no defensive juggernaut, but if they can play over their heads a few games I can easily see them stealing 2, even 3 games.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 18, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm totally

Unimpressed by Bynum. I don’t know why everyone likes him. He’s no better than Erick Dampier.

by LeonPowe on May 18, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because of his potential. Right now his legs really have no lift because of his injuries. He was playing fairly well before the injury, so right now they can only hope he can give them some toughness inside and one or two good games.

The Lakers are going to have to use Shannon Brown a lot to shade Billups, neither Fisher nor Farmar are of much use on defense against Chauncey. Farmar seeing much court in this series could be death for the Lakers.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 18, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

I’d like to rescind my Denver prediction. What I forgot is that Denver doesn’t have the Battier/Artest combo to defend Kobe. Dahtay Jones and JR Smith? Kobe will eat them for breakfast. I think a hot Kobe will be able to carry the Lakers unlike what happened against the Rockets.

by LeonPowe on May 18, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karl usually goes

With Dahntay, then K-Mart (who does a surprisingly decent job). JR Smith actually played Kobe fairly well in the 4th in Denver’s one win against them this season.

Melo and Smith are playing much better D this playoffs though. Anyway, who will guard Melo and Billups on the other side? Odom is on and off, Ariza really won’t have much of a chance to guard Carmelo off the dribble.

Don’t you think Denver’s frontcourt is also much tougher than the Lakers?

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 19, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

I’m much tougher than the Laker frontcourt. Wait, that’s really true.

I think Ariza has a good chance to slow down Melo, and I think KOBE will guard Billups at the end of games. Oh wait, you wrote that below. I think Fish, as much as I’ve liked him is pretty much done – Farmer looks like he found his game again in the last few games, so maybe he’ll play Jones or Smith.

by LeonPowe on May 19, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I appreciate Fish for everything he did for L.A., but he his time is over. Perhaps, he can be a servicable back-up, but it is about time to move to a coaching role.

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by chowder on May 19, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basketball People

How much do you think Ben Gordan will get in the off-season? Will 2010 keep him under 11 Mill. a year?

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by chowder on May 19, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as much as he's expecting

The economy is about to collapse, he’s going to have to take what he can get.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 19, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The economy is about to collapse

WHEN DID WE GO BACK IN TIME TO SEPTEMBER 2008!??!?!?!? MCCAIN 08!!!!!!!! COUNTRY FIRST!!!

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by TwistNHook on May 19, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least you got “Yes” on Prop 8.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 19, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gordon

Has one skill. He’s excellent at it, but he can ONLY score. He had one amazing game with like 30+ points, 0 rebounds and 1 assist.

by LeonPowe on May 19, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clippers with the #1 pick, OKC #2

Kings #4… and Sacramento continues to get screwed over by the NBA

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 19, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

and the west gets a lot of good draft picks.

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by chowder on May 20, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who should the Bulls take?

I’d look for a dude to replace Ben Gordon.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 20, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Salmons can cover for Ben if he leaves (remember Deng comes back from injury), but a capable bench player at the wings would be a nice addition.

They have two mid-late draft picks, but the buzz is the picks are going to be used as a facilitator for trades. They might make a run at Bosh. They might look to trade Hinrich for a better contract and a quality player. No sense in paying a starting point guard salary to a back-up.

I’m fine with using them as trade fodder, the Bulls were finally able to consolidate their talent into fewer better players, we don’t need to accumulate a bunch of young talent anymore, we need to start grooming this team around Rose, and either the 2010 free agent class, or prepare to fill the holes left by BG leaving this summer, and possibly Salmons and Miller next summer.

Honestly, I would most like to the trade the picks for a competent coach, but I don’t think that will happen.

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by chowder on May 20, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Denver is playing VERY physical ball

I’m surprised how much the refs let them get away with it; significant leeway. Maybe it’s just that they’re moving a lot more and are active on D as opposed to LA.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 19, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh, why exactly was Anthony Carter inbounding that last play?

Other than that, excellent Game 1, highly competitive on both sides of the ball. Carmelo was simply otherworldly. Bryant was doing his business too.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 19, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool basketball fans prefer the draft lottery (let’s go, Warriors!) as opposed to some playoff game.

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by Rated-R Superstar on May 19, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

at least

Dunleavy won’t be able to ruin Ricky Rubio’s career. Although a B. Diddy, Eric Gordon, Rubio backcourt under a competent coach would be fun.

by LeonPowe on May 19, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately

He will end up in Memphis, hate it, and decide to go back to Spain within a year. Juan Carlos Navarro all over again.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 20, 2009 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Marc Gasol can be his groupie

And they don’t get too miserable as their team tries to win 48 games.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 20, 2009 4:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know

Rubio, M. Gasol, Gay, Mayo isn’t a TERRIBLE core . . .

by LeonPowe on May 20, 2009 5:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, you're right

With Dallas and New Orleans on the downswing, Memphis might make some noise next year.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 20, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The

talk I’m hearing now is that Memphis will take Thabeet (bust) and Rubio will fall to the Thunder. Oh man, Rubio, Westbrook, Green and Durant? THAT is a GREAT core.

by LeonPowe on May 22, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue ex-Sonic fans jumping off of roofs.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 22, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the Dubs takin?

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by TwistNHook on May 20, 2009 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Golden State of Mind wants Brandon Jennings

Which isn’t the worst idea in the world when you’re not totally certain what Ellis will be in the future.

I hear the next best alternative is Jrue Holliday, which would make Cal fans start laughing hysterically and UCLA fans turning bright red (I’m really uncertain as to how good a pro he’d be, but I’d be interested to see the Bruin trying to convert from Ben Howland grind it out ball to Nellie madness).

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 20, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love love love Brandon Jennings. And he’d be the first Jennings in Golden State since Keith “Mr.” Jennings in the mid-90s. I actually think he could co-exist with Monta (who is more of a tiny 2 guard anyways) – the Rockets were successful playing Brooks and Lowry as a tiny backcourt and the Dubs really don’t care about defense anyways.

I think Jrue Holliday will be a better pro than he was at UCLA – not every player is built to be a Ben Ball Warrior – but Holliday is a good athlete who can get out and run – so would look fine on the Warriors (or Thunder or Wizards – heck most of the lottery teams don’t play defense anyways)

by LeonPowe on May 20, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I haven’t seen much of Jennings’s play in Europe, and I sure as hell don’t count McDonalds All-American games as an indicator of how they’ll play in the NBA. You sure his game is that strong?

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the proverbial “true point” that we’re starting to see a lot more of in the league. Smooth, great ball handler, can score the ball, but is better at distributing. If he can keep his head on straight he’ll join the Rando, Paul, Williams, Rose discusison (and Rubio too).

by LeonPowe on May 20, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I so wish the Magic had Jameer Nelson. He was on his way to joining this discussion this season too.

But I agree, the league is heading in this direction. If Jennings can provide that spark for say Sacramento or Golden State and play within the flow of pro hoops from his Euro experience he definitely has a chance to shine.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 20, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of guys on the second tier – Aaron Brooks and Russell Westbrook are two more (albeit more in the scoring mode)

by LeonPowe on May 20, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where does Tony Parker fit into this?

I’d actually consider putting him very close to Paul and Williams. His progression has been excellent.

And what do you make of John Wall as a pro?

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 21, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen him play – except highlight videos. I’d be interested how his first pro year in Kentucky will go.

by LeonPowe on May 21, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ricky Rubio

is willing to go to LA and Sacramento (what? really?) but not OKC or Memphis (Must’ve talked to Juan Carlos Navarro)

by LeonPowe on May 26, 2009 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

That every Spaniard has gone through Memphis (Gasol bros & Juan). Perhaps Ricky heard them bad-talk the city.

I wonder if the Lakers will offer another coup d’etat by trading Jordan Farmar, Fisher’s corpse and DJ Mbenga for the #2 pick. Not like Memphis has fans that can be outraged by this.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 26, 2009 5:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, every Barcelona based Spaniard. Rudy and Sergio are Portland boys.

You know its funny, people say that basketball isn’t popular in Europe – they only mean it isn’t in the UK. France, Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey as well as the Balkans, Baltic States and Russia, it’s pretty damn popular. And every team remaining has a key foreigner player with Gasol, Vucacic, Petrus, Turkaglu, Klezia (yeah I know he went to high school in Maryland), the Birdman (he’s alien), Big Z and Sideshow Varejao.

by LeonPowe on May 26, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Luol Deng from Britain?

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 26, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the UK team might be pretty decent in 2010 (Luol Deng, Ben Gordon, Olyjmedy Ol-something, some guys who played NCAA including probably Richard Midgely) but its woefully unpopular there right now.

by LeonPowe on May 26, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Gordon being British is a farce

He spent the first three weeks of his life there before moving to New York. Olympic rules are stupid.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 26, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Deng is Sudanese, but his family feld the fighting and took up assylum in Great Britain where he now plays for the national team

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by chowder on May 26, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go Go Go

Go Lakers
Go Bears
Go Avocados… yum

get off me bandwagoners!
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by cleancutmedia on May 20, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Great great game

I’m not sure how much of this was rust by Cleveland, but it was a close effort the entire 4th quarter. Pretty much a mirror of Lakers-Denver last night, except the Magic made the plays down the stretch.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 20, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah those last 6 or 7 minutes were amazing to watch…down to the last 1 second.

by HolmoePhobe on May 21, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was OK. The final .5 seconds really bored me.

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by TwistNHook on May 21, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is officially an interesting series...

I honestly haven’t been watching the Magic that much, so I figured it’s just be Howard and the 4 Dwarves on the court there. Didn’t realize that Orlando had the deadly shooters on the outside to make life difficult for the Cavs.

Other things that got me:

 - Old news, I know, but dammit Lebron is a complete player. So much is made of his offensive prowess, I keep forgetting that he’s an amazing defensive player too. Ridiculous, some of those shots he was blocking.

 - Didn’t realize that Dwight Howard cries like a girl. I mean geez, yeah you got crappy calls against you (at least two of those fouls weren’t fouls) but man he looked like he was about start the waterworks out there. I guess he needs a little bit more maturing time. I mean, Lebron does too, but he wasn’t out there snifflin’ like his favorite My Little Pony just got eaten by the family dog.

 - Orlando is a tough team. Just thought it was really interesting, how they kept it tough the whole time, never gave up. and got the win on the road to hand the Cavs only their 3rd home loss all season. Huge kudos.

Also, I’m not pulling for any one team is this series.

(but i’m not saying i don’t NEED a Lakers-Cavs final, ’cause I do)

On to Game 2!

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by BearStage on May 21, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron averages one foul a game

He never fouls out or gets in foul trouble. Never.

Orlando really has a great advantage at the 4 spot with Rashard. Varejao can’t guard him out in the perimeter, as was shown over and over at the end of Game 1. Big Z also doesn’t have the greatest footwork to guard Howard.

This isn’t a harbinger of doom for Cleveland, but they might have to tinker with their defensive strategy. Blowing a 16 point second half lead at home is no good.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 21, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 years ago

My dad was telling me (and anyone honestly) that Turkoglu was better than Peja because he could shoot almost as well, and was far superior in every other aspect (ball handling, passing, rebounding, defense).

I guess he was right . . .eventually.

Turk is probably the most under-rated player in the NBA – aside from myself, Carl Landry and Chuck Hayes.

by LeonPowe on May 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t go that far. Peja was a pure scorer and he was at peak play for about five-six years (Hedo has only been this good for two or three). He wasn’t as versatile as Hedo, but when he started getting on a roll his contributions were very valuable. It comes down to whether you value one great skill or being good at a multitude of skills (Peja’s D actually wasn’t that bad either).

Turk should’ve been an all-star last year, he’s been given his dap. Underrated by the Maloofs, that’s for sure.

For the record, I knew he was capable of great things back in 2002 when he was blowing by Rick Fox in the Conference Finals, it just wasn’t going to happen in Sactown. Vlade and C-Webb dominated the offense, but he’s perfect with Orlando.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 21, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Sacto picked Turk he was 6’-8" and had him slated as their eventual point guard, then he grew to 6’-10", and Bibby became a fan favorite for his clutch shots over Fish in the pick and roll. They paid Bibby, already had C-Webb and Peja at the forwards, therefore had no role for him (when did he leave Sacto)

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by chowder on May 22, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

That 2003 team should’ve won the title. Hedo was the freaking NINTH MAN on that team. I will never forgive C-Webb’s knee.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 22, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Free Throws

The unseen, unnoticed, determinant of basketball destinies.

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by chowder on May 22, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That

And Ben Wallace aka The Corpse Sucks

Talk about a waste of around 14 mill.

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by chowder on May 22, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Chicago still paying him for that monstrous contract?

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 22, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sort Of

-signed Wallace to a horrible contract
-traded him to Cleveland for Larry Hughes’ slightly less horrible contract
-traded Hughes to New York for Anthony Roberson and Jerome James’ bad contract

  • Jerome James’ contract will probably be reimbursed next year by an insurance company due to a career ending injury.

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by chowder on May 22, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is “suck” considered a career ending injury?

by LeonPowe on May 22, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is if it’s something like ‘Steve Blass Disease’.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on May 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Derek Fisher may have a mild case of it.

by LeonPowe on May 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Color me wrong. I didn’t think this Denver Lakers series would be as good as the first two games have been. These playoffs have been GREAT so far.

by LeonPowe on May 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Carmelo is playing the best ball of his life. This Chauncey trade has really freed up his game; he doesn’t have to wait his turn to score with Iverson, Smith and K-Mart anymore; he’s the designated scorer now. Kleiza stepped up; no one on the Lakers seems able to guard him.

It’s just sad to see Derek Fisher out there. But the alternatives are Farmar (bleh) and Brown (untrustworthy). Gasol needed 5 fouls on Nene and Martin each to help get his 17 points. He is not helping his reputation of being a softie when he gets pounded on defense. Very passive 17-17 game.

Denver has their own problems; Kobe is going to average 35 at will. Carmelo is playing scorching hot, but this is his first time going this far into the playoffs; he’s eventually going to cool off, and then who will step up the scoring load for the Nuggets?

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 22, 2009 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please god make it happen.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 22, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

IN reality

(And I’m not just saying that because of yesterday’s game) – JR Smith and Kleiza.

by LeonPowe on May 22, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I guess Hedo is totally underrated.

Unfortunately LeBron isn’t even close to being rated on any meterstick.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 22, 2009 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel as if the Magic(k) are the over-all better team. But the Cleveland LeBrons have, well, the better player.

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by TwistNHook on May 22, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be very intriguing to see how the Cavs do in Orlando when they’re probably going to have start battling from behind. They got blown out in their last game there.

This could be one of those series where the best player on the less talented team ends up carrying them…like Lebron ’07 vs Pistons, Wade ’06 vs Dallas, Duncan ’03 vs Lakers, Jordan ’98 vs Jazz, Hakeem ’95 vs Spurs…etc.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 23, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree. I am so impressed with the Magic – they keep battling back, amazing shooters, great heart. The problem is, how long can the outside shooters stay hot? I mean, they just barely lost a game where Dwight Howard only had 10 points. That shows that their outside shooters can support them, but they really need to start getting some more high-percentage points – it’s much more reliable.

We’ll see what happens!!

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by BearStage on May 23, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've watched the Magic all year

And even though they take 3s, they often come off of dribble penetration, slash-and-kick, and pretty good ball movement. Rashard Lewis is pretty much Ray Allen in a four’s body with his ability to nail contested jumpers, and Hedo and Alston just love to shoot from outside.

Orlando didn’t have a great offensive series until Game 7 last round, but still managed to hold on.

Boston was actually a much tougher matchup for Orlando because Perkins did a great job fronting Howard in the post, and forced him to take those awful hook shots that will eventually kill ballboys. Big Z doesn’t really have the footspeed to contest him, but Howard still struggles to get his points because Cleveland crowds the paint.

(And Howard has no low post moves really. Patrick Ewing needs to be sent into retirement and make more Snickers commercials.)

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 23, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all Witnesses.

Or as Eddie Murphy said in “Coming to America” – “THAT BOY GOOD!”

by LeonPowe on May 23, 2009 4:08 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Make that five great games in a row.

George Karl is going to lose this series with his inability to design a single inbounds pass. THROW THE BALL IN THE BACKCOURT GEORGE. You can do that now!

Melo finally cooled off (partly due to good D by Walton and Ariza), and Kobe was vintage Kobe. Ariza stepped up. So did JR Smith. Too many flaws in each team for either to pull away from each other, and it’s paying off with a great series.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 23, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Orlando could have learned from Odom...

…and put someone to guard the inbounds pass. Game might have turned out differently.

But yeah, both these series are going to be nail-biters, every single game. I dunno, though, I still don’t have a good feel for which of these four teams would have the edge in the Finals – they’re all good, but they all have flaws. I’m starting to think it’s the Lakers. Although I don’t know what the hell is up with Bynum, I think they’re the most well-rounded team and will get the most contribution from their bench (though clearly they have consistency issues). Orlando is looking good too, but I don’t know if they’ll be able to keep it up, especially if teams keep getting in Howard’s head. Cleveland will eventually crumble unless someone not named James or Williams gets consistent. Denver just makes too many mental mistakes, I think they’re out of it.

Only other thing I have to say is that we are seeing the new generation of basketball, and it’s awesome. Kobe, Melo, Howard, LeBron – great, great players all competing at such high levels.

Also, I haven’t watched much basketball other than the playoffs, so if my ramblings make no sense to someone who actually knows what they’re talking about, that’s why. I guess I just feel the need to mouth off because this is the most exciting basketball I’ve seen in a long time.

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by BearStage on May 23, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well…every game in each series won’t go down to the wire. Eventually one team comes out flat and gets blown out, or the refs screw up one game (like this one), or someone finds a crucial matchup.

I do agree that two teams are more talented (Orlando and Denver) than their opponents (Cleveland and LA), but might lack the stuff up in the head to finish off these series. Which is what makes it so compelling.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the two less talented teams have the two best players i nthe world. Transcendential players can lift their teams above better teams.

by LeonPowe on May 24, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point, but they need some help. Not necessarily a lot, but some. In LA’s case, Kobe will have enough around him, I think, to push them past the Nuggets – if people start playing back up to their potential (looking at you, Gasol and Bynum). The series is far from over, though, and I can see Lakers-Nuggets becoming a strong rivalry in the coming years. In fact, I’d welcome it.

So yeah, Kobe’s got support enough. LeBron, though… man, I dunno. He’s an amazing player, but even Jordan wouldn’t have won like he did without Pippen, you know? In the first half, it was weird to see how discombobulated Cleveland seemed when LeBron wasn’t on the floor. LeBron is their rock, but they gotta stand up on their own when he’s not in there. Obviously, series-wise, being down 2-1 is not the end of it all. At the same time, they know in the back of their heads that they’re one ridiculously amazing play away from being down 3-0. They’ve gotta find some answers, and find them fast. But I expect them to, and while I have officially no idea who’s gonna win, they’re gonna make it a hell of a series.

Here’s a question for you guys: what do you think the results of the Finals will have on LeBron’s future? If they don’t win this year, does he stay in Cleveland after next season? Yes, they’ll have next season to try again, but after the dominant regular season they had this year, after all the momentum they carried into the playoffs and through the first two rounds – if they come up short again, how much will LeBron blame his supporting cast? Will he look around and say “this isn’t the team that can take me where I want to go”?

Or is it too soon to tell?

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by BearStage on May 25, 2009 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with Cleveland

Is that their offense forces them into a jump shooting team. Lebron holds on and on to that rock somewhere around the key, they don’t run much offense other than for LeBron to dribble, dribble, dribble, then either slash to the basket, pass to an open shooter or pull up. There is not much variety to their offense.

It’s like Mike Brown is mimicking Coach Popovich during his first few years in the league, when he just ran Tim Duncan into the ground. Not saying they’ll lose this series, but they’re making it very difficult.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 25, 2009 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the week from basketball heaven finally thus endeth

86 free throws. I’m staring at this box score in horror. This game needs to be burned.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You can count Monday night’s game as ‘this week’ if you want, since it’s part of the holiday weekend. :-)

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by BearStage on May 25, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Lakers-Nuggets game

Pretty much reinforced the notions that the Nuggets are a better team talentwise. Kobe will probably need to have two big games (with support from Pau and help from a teammate or two) for LA to pull things out, because from a matchup standpoint they are outgunned. Bynum isn’t up to par, Odom is Tito Jackson right now, and that bench STINKS. Flat out stinks. I’m guessing Ariza and Fisher are the likeliest candidates to step up, because Denver certainly has the talent and the will to win two out of three.

Speaking of stinks, an eye-opening 170 free throws in two games headed by two of the most, uh, hated refs in basketball, Joey Crawford and Bennett Salvatore. I’m a firm believer that if you look old enough to collect Social Security checks, you probably shouldn’t be reffing games of 20-30 year olds crashing into one another. Of course they’ll end up reffing four of the seven NBA Finals games (and probably a critical Game 7 in these Finals too).

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 25, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Question

Why did everyone think that LA had such a great bench anyways? (And how did they win 65 games?!). Ariza, Shannon Brown, Luke Walton, Sasha, Bynum = the pu-pu platter of benches. They have no firepower like Denver, nor a world class defender like Houston, nor really much of anything.

by LeonPowe on May 25, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not playing as well in the playoffs as they did in the regular season. They’ve played alright, but only in flashes. Ariza has had some really good games. Brown had one, maybe two – he came on in the playoffs more than in the regular season. Walton’s been ok in pieces, and Sasha’s been invisible. Bynum’s a starter, he’s a whole ’nother problem.

During the regular season, they were much more dependable. You’d get good minutes from them, they’d play good defense, some of them would score in bunches. It looks like the main problem with the whole team is mental toughness – for some reason, the killer instinct just isn’t there.

At the beginning of these series, I was just going to see how long until I got the Lakers-Cavs series I wanted. Now, I feel like that wouldn’t be nearly as interesting a series as Magic-Nuggets. I suppose the NBA would want Kobe and Bron in it for the ratings, but like we’ve been saying, they’re clearly not the most talented teams. It’s strange to see how soft they both seem, while Denver and Orlando aren’t afraid to rough it up and get a little swagger in them besides. That said, I expect the Lakers to win Game 5. On the other side, I can’t tell who’s gonna win Game 4.

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by BearStage on May 26, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calling Cavs

Both the conference finals are going 7.

by LeonPowe on May 26, 2009 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

The bench has been bad since January. That Laker fans were so excited about Shannon Brown’s emergence in April was a bad indicator. Only Bryant and Gasol play well every night. Ariza and Odom are wildly inconsistent, not just from game to game but quarter to quarter.

Phil Jackson has a ten man roster going right now. I can never remember him going this deep. I guess he doesn’t trust any of his bench players enough to give them more than twelve minutes on the floor.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 26, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Lakers Don't Make the Finals

Do the Laker’s shop Gasol? He is obviously part of the problem. This season confirmed that last year’s disappearance in the playoffs, and his first playoff disappearance with Memphis weren’t flukes. The Lakers lose Odom’s contract, do they trade Gasol for something and make a run in free agency?

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by chowder on May 26, 2009 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Pau actually hasn’t been that bad (he’s had a few clunkers, but he’s an offensive machine). Who could the Lakers get for Gasol that would provide equal (or higher) value and convince Kobe they’d still be in the mix to win a title? Chris Bosh? Amare?

Also don’t forget Kobe has an opt-out clause this summer.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 26, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe wouldn’t go anywhere, I don’t think. He wants to win a ring without Shaq, that’s obvious – but where else would he go? A championship is still very, very possible in LA even if they don’t win this year. He’s got everything he could want in LA – a legend in the making, a city that worships him, the world at his fingertips… I just don’t see him leaving the Lakers.

I’m not saying the Lakers don’t have some digging and soul-searching to do if they don’t win it this year – that killer instinct has to come from somewhere, I just don’t where they find it.

The question is, how long does Phil stay? Sometimes it doesn’t seem like he’s really into it anymore. Clearly, he wants to pass Red Auerbach in NBA titles, but does he have the motivation past that? What are the chances that, if the Lakers win it this year, Phil cuts out of his contract a year early and calls it a career?

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by BearStage on May 27, 2009 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phil has said he will serve out the remainder of his contract

I.e. next year, and then go.

I really don’t think he cares that much about passing Red. He hasn’t put much into his coaching the past five years. It’s not to say he’s a bad coach, but for the first time in his tenure his role players have regressed under his tutelage. It’s bizarre how bad they’ve been. He seems to have resigned himself to how well these guys can play rather than focusing on incremental development. His psychological ploys haven’t seemed to work on Odom or Bynum at all (Pau seems to have taken the challenge though, if recent comments are any indication).

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 27, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha rec'd for irreverent hilarity!

LOL what movie is that from?

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by BearStage on May 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to root for the Magic out of principle

After those HORRIBLE last .5 seconds of regulation. Bill Walton would have gone crazy if he were in the booth.

Great play by Dwight Howard on both sides in overtime, although he doesn’t really have anyone who can guard him; he’d have a much time in overtime. Magic still lights out from 3 land.

Everyone for Cleveland played pretty well. But Orlando has the more talented team. Now can they close it out?

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 26, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t get to watch the 4th quarter and overtime, out with friends. Damn. Guess I don’t have much to add this time, except from what I saw Cleveland really had a strong effort tonight. Not that it mattered with the way that Pietrus and Alston were shooting – good lord. I don’t know if they can keep it up, but it’s insane! After your previous comments about how they get their open looks, I’ve been looking more for that, and you’re right, it’s impressive to see how things move off of their ball movement and penetration.

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by BearStage on May 27, 2009 3:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok

I’m very wrong about how good LeBron’s supporting cast is. And LeBron himself. 8 turnovers? 7 in the 4th and overtime? Awful Awful.

by LeonPowe on May 27, 2009 3:27 AM PDT reply actions  

He did not play well at all in the final 17 minutes

He drives a little bit more in those last few minutes rather than pulling up from 22, it’s 2-2.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odom. Odom. Odom.

That’s they’ve been looking for all series. Making shots, getting boards, diving for the loose ball late in the game – Odom did a great job tonight. This what the Lakers can be – Kobe gets help from his teammates, making it easier for him to be fresher and help close the game down the stretch. The games where Kobe can switch his game from pure scorer to facilitator, where he doesn’t have to do it all himself – those are the games where the Lakers are tough to beat. Bynum also contributed more than he has been, which was nice to see. Of course, the trick for the Lakers is putting this kind of game together when they don’t have to. If they can have this kind of game when it’s 2-1, they’ll be in business.

Denver still did a good job tonight, but were back to making mental mistakes at the end. Couple of bad fouls, Nene losing his cool – still a tough game from start to finish. Good defensive spurts by both teams, i thought. Denver had a chance to pull away in the 3rd quarter, but couldn’t close them out.

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by BearStage on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bryant, Odom and Gasol dominated that game

Bryant with superb passes, Gasol running the screen and roll game to perfection, Odom finishing like the madman. Not to mention 9 blocks by Odom and Pau.

I think chowder said the Lakers were soft this postseason; I disagree…their effort sometimes just isn’t there, and their team isn’t as good as it was last year, and their Western Conference opponents are much tougher defensively or talentwise than it was last year.

Odom is the epitome of this Laker team—great at times, nonexistent in others. Lakers went back to the offense that’s won them plenty of games and it carried them during the critical stretch.

Speaking of twofaced, JR Smith…oh my god. What the hell was he doing tonight?

Note: Mike Wilbon is nice on PTI, but he is…uh…basketball-challenged. Definitely not qualified to be providing ‘analysis’. Even Barry’s better than him.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My momma always said, 'J.R. Smith is like a box of chocolates...'

…you know the rest.

That’s the thing with him – he can win you a game, or he can kill ya. Sometimes he has composure, sometimes he gets T’d up. It’s been hard for Karl to trust him when he’s so hot and cold – the other night Karl was rewarded for his trust, tonight… not so much.

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by BearStage on May 28, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

JR SMith

Was awesome on defense though. I counted at least 4 poke-aways playing defense on Kobe. And Kobe wanted no part of him going to the rim. He just stupidly ran under a couple of screens and gave up some buckets that Battier wouldn’t have – but he played him as well as any non-defensive specialist I’ve seen play him

by LeonPowe on May 28, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

His defense was pretty good

But Bryant made up for it by finding Odom and getting that ball to Gasol quickly (recognizing the mismatches on the floor with Birdman guarding him and Nene in foul trouble).

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 28, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh! I’ve been wrong about virtually everything this playoffs. I thought the Bulls would be a quick out. I thought Pierce’s stamina would be questionable vrs. Orlando, while Allen would be fine. I thought Cleveland would destroy Orlando. I thought Denver would lose prior to the conference finals (but injuries to other key players precipitated this) I got Detroit flaming out in glorious fashion vrs the Cav’s right though. I was wrong about Chicago using their draft picks as trade fodder for a bonafided player because they have enough young talent, now I hear they are looking to move up to number 5 in the draft.

Going Forward I’ll wrong by thinking Cleveland, will win at least 2 more games. The Lakers finish in 6, and the finals go to the Western conference.

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by chowder on May 28, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bulls are looking to move up?

Move up for what? There isn’t much worth moving up for.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 28, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it makes much sense, but that is what I heard. It is probably random speculation tossed out by some beat writer, and picked up by a few others, turning into a snowball, that becomes an avalanche, heading down the mountain.

These are the same people that say the Bulls and Suns might be looking to swap Deng and parts for Shaq.

Personally, I don’t think the Bulls need a high-upside player, rather a low-ceiling high-floor type role player that can play off of Rose. The Shane Battier/James Posey types, or a consistent big man, that will give you quality minutes.

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by chowder on May 28, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Orlando had this one...

But there’s not a lot you can do when LeBron goes apetit and scores 17 while dishing 4 assists in the fourth quarter.

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by Berkelium97 on May 28, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

32 straight points he was involved in that 4th

Great game from him, but the fact that he needed to do all that, at home, with generous officiating, to eek out a win with just two minutes.

Unfortunately for Cleveland, he’s got to do this again. And then again. I really don’t see him repeating this performance in Game 6. This series will come down to the rest of the Cavs nailing their shots, MOVING THE BALL MORE (emphasis), and Orlando not playing tight on Saturday. And even then I don’t think the Magic fear playing on the road in Game 7, especially after winning in a tougher home crowd in Boston.

Lebron just has to do too much game to game. The rest of his team has to step up too.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 28, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

had a comment written, lost it when i commented on rollonubears’ post. Too tired to write again. Dammit!

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by BearStage on May 29, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, btw, actual conversation I had at the Cavs SBNation blog
Commenter (titled laker): So now that the series is over, Would the King rather face the Lakers or the Nuggets?
Me: You have to be in high school to say something that stupid
Commenter: Hmm I go to Stanford, but I was in highschool a while ago

The funny just writes itself.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 28, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

1) Ouch. Come on. I’ve proven I’m not that dumb. I barely follow the NBA and even I know the series ain’t over.

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by rollonubears on May 28, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

rollonubears=laker???

Weird that you have two accounts man.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how you derived that from my comment. I just feel that whenever you mention high school you are taking a shot at me :].

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by rollonubears on May 28, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, i don’t think it was a shot at you. Good try though.

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by BearStage on May 29, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just republished this

So it runs through the end of the Conference Finals. There will be one more thread for the NBA Finals.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 29, 2009 8:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Looks like it's the Lakers

There’s the unstoppable force I’ve been waiting to see for SIX WEEKS. Took you long enough guys. Of course Denver (by extension, Melo and Billups) picked a perfect time to play their worst game of the playoffs, especially on the defensive end. Not a good sign when J.R. Smith and Kenyon Martin are your top two performers (maybe one or the other, but not both, not on thi steam).

Gasol was just unstoppable in the post (went to him over and over again), which makes you wonder why they didn’t do this from the start. It’ll be interesting to see him bang against Lewis, Howard and Gortat (who would all theoretically see time on him). It would not be interesting at all to see him against Big Z, Varejao and Ben Wallace, who he would eat alive.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

Top 10 Kobe performance. Would put it higher if Denver had played well, but still. Fantastic all-around game by the Black Mamba.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a thing of beauty...

The Lakers finally showed up. When you’ve got Luke Walton out there giving you good minutes and making plays, you know the team’s firing. Ariza woke up from the dead. Another strong game from Odom. And then there’s Kobe and Pau. Damn. That’s what I haven’t seen in a while. Those two can be so affectibe, and when they’re both humming along, it’s just ridiculous. This was that deep Laker bench we saw earlier in the season. They made me care again, dammit! I went from pulling for the Lakers to just wanting to see an interesting final matchup (which the Lakers weren’t showing they could give me), but they’ve shown they can play with fire again. I like it!

I gotta give some extra props to Odom for playing hurt. I know that’s what you’re supposed to do, but did you hear him talking at the trophy presentation? You could hear the pain in his voice – dude is jacked up. But he’s shown more hustle in the last two games than almost anyone on the whole team.

I think Orlando will be the bigger challenge for the Lakers – it’ll be interesting to see what they can do with Howard, ‘cause I’m honestly not sure how that’ll go. Lakers are feeling like the team to beat right now, but let’s see what Game 6 (and maybe 7) of the ECF have to show us!

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by BearStage on May 30, 2009 3:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have this glum feeling

That Cleveland will steal the next two games with LeBron carrying them, and the Lakers will cruise in the Finals? Orlando-LA would be pretty fun for basketball fans, but I have a feeling Kobe-LeBron would end up being a letdown for everyone but the casual fan who likes seeing stars.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have that feeling...

I’m afraid Orlando will revert to the underperforming team that we saw from the start of April through the end of the conference semifinals. I feel like if Orlando loses tonight, they’re done. They can definitely win the series, but I won’t believe it until it is done.

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by Berkelium97 on May 30, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t believe it’s done at all. They just won a Game 7 on the road, in a much tougher environment. But if LeBron keeps on pulling his godly routine and pulls out two unreal performances, Cleveland can just squeak by.

Remember, Cleveland could have won Game 1 and Game 4. These have all been close ones. Orlando has played great, but the Cavs haven’t brought their A game to any of these games yet. So if they can execute, Cleveland can bring it home.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the always-prepare-for-the-worst Cal fan within me. Otherwise, I would easily pick Orlando to win this.

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by Berkelium97 on May 30, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well not that glum...

…’cause yaaay Lakers champions! ;-)

But yeah, I think Orlando-LA would be the most interesting Finals matchup, Cleveland – LA might be a letdown for everyone except casual fans and the TV networks.

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by BearStage on May 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

The best player from 2002-2008 vs. the best player from 2009 onwards for the next 12 years? I might be ready to watch that.

By the way, that was the best game I’ve seen Kobe play since – oh about 2005. Even including his 81 point game.

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I have a horrible feeling it’s going to be Cleveland-San Antonio all over again. People might be fascinated with Kobe v. Lebron, but the next seven-eight positions down LA OWNS Cleveland, in every aspect. Bynum is no great post player, but neither is Big Z. Gasol vs Varejao? Who guards Odom (he destroyed Cleveland in the regular season)? Delonte West is no Kobe stopper (I can’t imagine LeBron playing D on Kobe). Derek Fisher might be past his prime, but Mo Williams is literally the perfect matchup for him. And even though the Laker bench is nothing to gawk at, Walton, Brown, Farmar and Vujacic are way better than anything Cleveland has to offer (maybe Gibson, but not much else).

Also Cleveland’s offense is stationary, and LA’s biggest defensive weakness is penetration, breakdown of defensive rotations, leading to wide open Js. These are things Orlando excels at.

LeBron can carry the Cavs to one win. Maybe two. But it’s gonna be tough to do more than that. Orlando would provide excitement and uncertainty to the final outcome.

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by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It leads to a question though: if Lebron pulls the Finals out for his team, do the G.O.A.T. discussions start in earnest?

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by rollonubears on May 30, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he wins the ring?

I’d start a fund to build his shrine. He would’ve had to win eight games against two much deeper teams that matched up perfectly against them, and pretty much with him carrying his team and his city on his back. That has never happened in any sport.

D-Wade ‘06 might’ve carried the Heat, but they weren’t playing a significantly more talented team. LeBron would have had to win eight games against superior competition, with a cast that completely revolved around him in both style and execution. Cleveland runs the same five boring stationary plays over and over again, and it works because James is that good. I’ve NEVER seen that type of formula on any title team.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take that as a resounding yes.

Unleash the Honk! Train. Honk Honk.

by rollonubears on May 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think with LeBron

GOAT status is just a matter of time. He’s going to put up some RIDICULOUS seasons (I’m thinking 35, 12 assists, 10 rebounds on 52% shooting) in a year or two.

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but GOAT status is only asserted with hardware

Oscar Robertson only won a ring when he got young Kareem. All apologies to Mo Williams, but he isn’t good enough to be LeBron’s Robin. I’d love to see what James could do with a talented sidekick who can do more than hit 3s and slash and drive.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a game

This year where LeBron took Kobe on defense in the 4th quarter and COMPLETELY dominated him. Kobe couldn’t do anything with him.

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he?

It didn’t make much of a difference. I remember Kobe had the flu one of those games; and a dislocated right finger in the first. No matter. The Lakers won by 17 and 10 in both games. Gasol and Bynum dominated the first game, Odom the second. If LA runs the triangle through Pau they shouldn’t have much difficulty, Cleveland’s bigs are a downgrade from Houston and Denver.

Kobe might have had his struggles, but Lebron was 16-45 from the field, 3-13 from 3 point land. Granted, they didn’t have Delonte West for either game (which severely limits them), but LA didn’t have Brown or Farmar for one and Bynum for the other. So we’ll see.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

so . . .

I’ve been completely wrong about everything.

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Join the club!

Looks like Avinash is gonna get his wish. I am kinda liking this Magic(k) team. Try to stop Howard and the sharpshooters on the outside kill you. Try to stop the sharpshooters and Howard kills you. This is the type of team the Dubs were trying to put together, except they could never get the inside precense of a Dwight Howard. Theyd have better 3 point shooters (this is based not on any stats just my conjecture) with the inside presence of a Biedrins. HUGE difference.

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by TwistNHook on May 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The model for this team

is the 1994 Houston Rockets. Hakeem in the middle. Horry, Cassell, Elie, Mad Max, Kenny “the Jet” Smith bombing 3’s. I loved that team, but it was pretty ugly basketball. Lots of standing around watching Hakeem kill people. Then when the double teams came, lots of stand-still 3’s.

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way

That Rockets team was way fugglier. This Magic team moves the ball a lot more.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's a function

of having a 6’10" forward who plays like a point guard.

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are full of drivers though

Yeah, Hedo can ball handle, but Pietrus, Courtney Lee and Rafer Alston can kick and drive too. Also, Anthony Johnson has somehow become a capable backup popint, which might be the greatest thing Stan has ever done.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Nelson hates big men

Unless they can shoot 3s or run and gun. He hates the post up game. Dirk’s post game was crap until Avery took over. It’s why his teams are suited for occasional upsets and first round exits.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biedrins is no Howard but he’s a pretty good center. Didn’t he shoot some 60% one year?

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody is doubling teaming Biedrins like they are with HOward. So, that doesnt open up the outside guys.

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by TwistNHook on May 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were coaching

I’m not sure I’d double Howard either. I’d rather have him launching that ugly hook than seeing Lewis, Turkey-glue and Frenchie load up and launch uncontested threes.

If howard is getting his points off offensive rebounds and oops and pick and rolls, that’s one thing, but I don’t think he has enough of a post game that they can send it in and count on two points or a foul, unlike Shaq in his prime or Yao now.

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if the choice is Howard hurting you or 3 different guys potentially hurting you, youd rather go to Howard. But then again, he did hit 40 today.

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by TwistNHook on May 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cavs didn’t have the post players to matchup with Dwight. Big Z’s at another phase in his career, Varejao is more suited for power forwards, Ben Wallace is done, done, done. I was surprised they didn’t even try Joe Smith, but I guess he was pretty useless at the end.

Pau, Bynum, Odom are a whole another animal. Should be fun.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Howard is getting his points off dunks, that’s on your big man. If Howard is getting his points of that jump hook, you just tip your hat. It’s like LeBron scoring on 3’s or Kobe getting his on fade-away jump shots with Battier in his shorts. Sometimes you can force the stars into doing what you want . . .and they’ll still get you.

by LeonPowe on May 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the thing

They need Bynum to step up now. His defense has been pooor in this playoffs. Dwight against Pau would force Pau to play both sides of the floor, and cancel out the Lakers big advantage inside…and force Kobe to score. A lot. From outside. Not what LA wants.

Also Orlando is pretty good on their defensive rotations. Of course not as good as Boston was, but they are formidable. Well coached. We’ll see.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Battie, not Battier. Shane Battier plays for the Rockets.

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by BearStage on May 31, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do not tip your hat to Kobe if he's hitting 20 footers over Tony Battie

Because you’re wondering why the hell he isn’t driving it to the basket and throwing it down. But if it’s Battier? My top hat is extended, sir.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 31, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Battier

My point is sometimes the Rockets put Kobe in EXACTLY the situation they wanted him in (fading awya jumpshots with Shane’s hand in his face) and he’ll still hit it.

by LeonPowe on May 31, 2009 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The interesting thing is Lee and Pietrus are fast enough

To stay in front of him. Not to say Kobe won’t get his points, but they’ll make it hard for him to drive. He’s not in his 20s anymore, he’s going to have to hit that jumper over and over again.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 31, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah icic

weren’t sure which series you were talking about :-)

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by BearStage on May 31, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

One final note about the Kobe/Lebron hype

This is GENIUS:

Intro: Interior of Kobe and Lebron’s apartment, empty

Shot of the front door as sounds of keys entering the lock.

Enter Lebron Muppet, calling "Kobe, I’m home." He waits for a response for a second before looking around.

Montage of Lebron muppet wandering through the apartment calling Kobe’s name.

Finally Lebron sees a note on the table.

Close up of note, "Lebron- Gone to NBA finals, back in 2 weeks. -Kobe"

Lebron muppet hangs his head sadly. Fade out.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 31, 2009 12:24 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh i wish they would do that!

hilarious!!

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by BearStage on May 31, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron finally opens his mouth – and sticks his foot in it.
“It’s hard for me to congratulate somebody after you just lose to them,” he said. “I’m a winner. It’s not being a poor sport or anything like that. If somebody beats you up, you’re not going to congratulate them. That doesn’t make sense to me. I’m a competitor. That’s what I do. It doesn’t make sense for me to go over and shake somebody’s hand.”

Remember, kids: if being a good sport is hard, then don’t bother. Just toss up a weak excuse, and all is forgiven.

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by BearStage on Jun 1, 2009 2:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Really wish he hadn't said that.

“That’s pride fucking with you. FUCK PRIDE.”

by Avinash Kunnath on Jun 1, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that from ‘Baby Boy’ ?

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by BearStage on Jun 1, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, ok. Ving Rhames was in both those movies. I heard his voice in my head, I wasn’t sure which movie it was from – it fit for both.

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by BearStage on Jun 1, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the last MV Puppets commercial is pretty funny. Lil Dez

by LeonPowe on Jun 1, 2009 7:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Awesome that they mentioned the crab dribble. Surprised LeBron let that one go through.

by Avinash Kunnath on Jun 1, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

link fix

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDMUs3oc0Ik

not your fault, SBN is messing it up somehow.

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by BearStage on Jun 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the puppets are making fun of LeBron now

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-63R0T6N1k

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by BearStage on Jun 3, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

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