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DBD 5.14.09 WWE Judgment Day Preview

And you thought I was joking when I said I'm doing a preview every month.

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CM Punk vs. Umaga

At this point I think they're just killing time with CM Punk until he makes the inevitable move up the card because of Jeff Hardy's impending departure.  I'm guessing they keep Punk occupied with random heels until a gimmick blowoff match between Jeff and Edge where Edge barely comes out with a victory, but is severely wounded.

You know, the setup for every single cashing-in of the Money in the Bank briefcase.

yellow fever's prediction: CM Punk via Anaconda Vice

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Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho - Intercontinental Championship

All signs point to this being a long, drawn-out feud, so given that Rey's already cost Jericho a few victories, it seems logical to think that Jericho's going to take Rey's title here so they have something more to fight over than pride.  Should be a fun feud, although the matches probably won't be as excellent as the ones they had during their WCW days.

yellow fever's prediction: Chris Jericho via Codebreaker

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John Cena vs. Big Show

It is the curse of the clean-cut white babyface that he always get stuck in horrible matches with big, slow superheavyweight slugs who looks scary in the ring but don't do much when in it.  Still, Cena's gotta have something to do while Orton keeps his hold on the top of the card and he gives other guys a turn in the main event picture, so there's no way they blow off this feud this quickly.

yellow fever's prediction: Big Show via Showstopper

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Christian vs. Jack Swagger - ECW Championship

One of these days I hope they have an ECW championship match that's no holds barred.  One of these days.

yellow fever's prediction: Christian via Killswitch

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Jeff Hardy vs. Edge - World Heavyweight Championship

After reading that Jeff's contract is up in a couple months, it seems pretty obvious what the plan for the next few months is going to be - run Jeff into the ground in as many gimmick matches as possible and kill him before he can leave the company.

yellow fever's prediction: Jeff Hardy via disqualification after interference from Matt Hardy with a ladder, settling up a TLC match

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Randy Orton vs. Batista - WWE Championship

It's hard for me to get excited over this when it's just a placeholder feud until Triple H gets back, though I have enjoyed Batista's recent work more than I have in a while.  I'll probably get bored of him again fairly soon, though I could see the groundwork being laid for him to turn heel against Triple H to freshen him up a little bit upon the latter's return.

yellow fever's prediction: Orton via punt kick

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CAL honors some student athletes

Academic Honors Luncheon. With pics, so it happened.
  

At its annual Academic Honors Luncheon Wednesday, the Cal Athletic Department recognized the academic, athletic and community service achievements of Golden Bear student-athletes for the 2008-09 year.

The list of attendees invited to the banquet at the Pauley Ballroom on campus included student-athletes who have a cumulative GPA of 3.25 or higher, or have earned conference, regional or national academic honors, or have served the community as leaders or mentors.

The event was co-sponsored by the Big C Society and the Athletic Study Center.

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by Ohio Bear on May 14, 2009 5:26 AM PDT reply actions  

CM Punk, baby!

Even though I don’t watch this stuff anymore, I remember when he surprised everyone and won the WHC.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on May 14, 2009 5:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes your name is your destiny

Former University of Cincinnati and NBA player Corie Blount lived up to his name.

The judge apparently had a sense of humor?

Although Judge Craig Hedric did not sentence Blount to the maximum 10 years in prison, he rejected Blount’s claim that the marijuana was intended for personal use and to share with friends.

“Cheech and Chong would have had a hard time smoking that much,” Hedric told Blount.

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by Ohio Bear on May 14, 2009 5:42 AM PDT reply actions  

On a related note

I checked out Katie Morgan’s Wikipedia page, and it turns out she went into the, um, industry, because she needed to pay off her bail from when she got arrested for transporting over 100 pounds of marijuana. 100 pounds! My girlfriend weighs less than 100 pounds!

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on May 14, 2009 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

She should eat a sammich.

by zoonews on May 14, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wiki’d Katie Morgan.

Then realized I was at work.

Damn it.

by CaliforniaBone on May 14, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desean's offseason

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DeSean Jackson could have gone anywhere.

Instead, the Eagles wide receiver went home.

To be with his father.

Who was battling cancer.

In January, during the Eagles’ playoff run, Bill Jackson’s pancreatic cancer was diagnosed. DeSean, who was putting the finishing touches on one of the finest rookie seasons in franchise history, kept his father’s illness to himself.

This off-season could have been an excuse for Jackson to revel in the spoils of his 2008 success and travel the world. He could have gotten caught up in other distractions, such as the trade rumors that had veteran receivers bound for Philadelphia or the first-round draft pick the Eagles spent on a wide receiver.

But for Jackson, there was time only for work and family. So when he wasn’t toiling in the gym in his quest for more strength, the undersize receiver was home in Long Beach, Calif., “just chilling” with his father.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2009 5:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, good stuff. Nice to see that some of the character issues that surrounded him have proven unfounded…so far.

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on May 14, 2009 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sports writing is bad.

Really bad.

They think you are stupid.

Really really stupid.

Why else this fragmented language?

by zoonews on May 14, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You ever read Jeff Macgregor’s column on ESPN? He’s the worst.

Us. Them.

All the confusions of the world sorted neatly into boxes.

But into which box do we sort passion? What yardstick measures character? Which scale weighs bravery and which weighs faith? What’s the algorithm for friendship? What’s the calculus for love or empathy or fear?

What’s the formula for hate?

Which of our instruments, which of our tests, reckons the limitless mystery of the human heart?

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always found that the bassoon reckons the limitless mystery of the human heart.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I lol’ed

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, true story: my dad used to play the bassoon until he accidentally tried to walk through a door holding it sideways. He…couldn’t play the bassoon anymore after that.

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was he playing it while walking?

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but it definitely broke. you know how expensive a bassoon is?

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nowhere near as expensive as a cello, I can tell you that much.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes but a cello merely reckons the limitless mystery of a cow’s heart.

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best word to describe a bassoon is ‘contraption’. I learned to play it a little for a musical back in high school (the school’s only bassoon player was in the cast, and I was already playing bari sax and bass clarinet, so why not?). It’s … bizarre. The strangest instrument I’ve ever tried to play.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on May 14, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine has one. I gotta play it. I just gotta!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Womens Tennis in Sweet 16:

NCAA Division I Women’s Tennis Championship | Round of 16
vs. No. 8 Georgia Tech (18-7, 9-2 ACC)
Friday, May 15 – 1 p.m.
George P. Mitchell Tennis Center
College Station, Texas

THIS WEEK: The No. 9-ranked California women’s tennis team (19-4, 7-1 Pac-10) continues its run for a return to the national championship match as the Golden Bears prepare to face No. 8 Georgia Tech (18-7, 9-2 ACC) in the round of 16 at the 2009 NCAA Division I Women’s Tennis Championships. Eight-seeded Cal takes on the ninth-seeded Yellow Jackets in a 1 p.m. PT (3 p.m. local) match on Friday, May 15, at the George P. Mitchell Tennis Center in College Station, Texas, in hopes of extending a season-high eight match winning streak. Texas A&M University is serving as this year’s site host for both the men’s and women’s championships. The Bears defeated Northeast Conference champion Long Island (10-8, 3-0 NEC) and No. 31 Texas (17-8, 10-1 Big 12) in back-to-back matches last weekend to advance to the championship site. The Bears recently celebrated the selection of five players to the Pac-10 All-Conference team, including freshman of the year, Jana Juricova, who earned first-team honors. Senior Bojana Bobusic, sophomore Marina Cossou, and sophomore Mari Andersson each made the second team with senior Claire Ilcinkas receiving all-conference honorable mention. All five players are also slated to compete in the NCAA singles championships taking place following the team competition. Live statistics and streaming video for all of the action can be found at http://www.aggieathletics.com/ncaa2009/tennis/stats.html.</blockquote>

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 7:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Tedford was on Chronicle Live. Kolwave sent me some photos of her TV, but does anybody have videos?

BERKELEY – Cal football coach Jeff Tedford will be a guest on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area’s Chronicle Live program Wednesday. The show airs from 5-6 p.m. and will be rebroadcast at 11 p.m.

Hosted by Greg Papa, Wednesday’s program will also feature panelists Rusty Simmons, Henry Schulman and Bruce Jenkins from the San Francisco Chronicle, as well as baseball Hall of Famer Joe Morgan and Selena Roberts, author of The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

I saw it….I guarantee you there was zero new or useful information. It was just good to see Tedford…alive.

The only place it could have gotten remotely interesting was when they asked Tedford about the USC scandals, but he pretty much said “none of my beeswax” and changed the subject.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Softball in Tallahassee Regional:

Game Information- Tallahassee, Florida Regional
Friday, May 15th
5:00 p.m. Game 1 No. 14 California vs. Mississippi State, JoAnne Graf Field
7:30 p.m. Game 2 No. 16 Florida State vs. Oklahoma State, JoAnne Graf Field

Saturday, May 16th 1:00 p.m. Game 3 (W Game 1 vs. W Game 2), JoAnne Graf Field 3:30 p.m. Game 4 (L Game 1 vs. L Game 2), JoAnne Graf Field 6:00 p.m. Game 5 (W Game 4 vs. L Game 3), JoAnne Graf Field

Sunday, May 17th 1:00 p.m. Game 6 (W Game 3 vs. W Game 5), JoAnne Graf Field 3:30 p.m. Game 7 (W Game 6 vs. L Game 6), JoAnne Graf Field (if necessary)

The No. 14/16 California Golden Bears begin their 24th trip to the NCAA post-season tournament on Friday, May 15, taking on Mississippi State in the opening game of the Tallahassee Regional. The No. 2 seeded Bears and the No. 4 seeded Bulldogs’ first pitch is at 2 p.m. Pacific Time. Live stats for the game will be available on Gametracker at CalBears.com.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Track in P10 Championsihps:

This Week
California heads to Eugene, Ore., this weekend for the Pac-10 Outdoor Championships from May 16-17. Running events begin at 1:30 p.m. on Saturday with the prelims of the women’s 4×100 and on Sunday at 1 p.m. with the final of the women’s 4×100. The Cal men are currently ranked No. 17 in the USTFCCCA rankings and the Cal women are just outside of the Top 25 at No. 28.

Last Time Out: Mills-Bunje Takes Fourth at Pac-10 Multis
At last weekend’s Pac-10 Multi Event Championships in Eugene, Ore., sophomore Kyle Mills-Bunje came in fourth in the decathlon with a personal-best 7,007 points. Mills-Bunje’s score was also an NCAA provisional-regional-qualifying mark. Highlighting his performance was taking second in the javelin and the shot put, with his marks of177-11 (54.22m) in the javelin and 40-10.25 (12.45m) in the shot put. Redshirt freshman Kevin Kuechler came in 14th with a career-high 5,362 points.
Cal competed in the Sacramento Open last weekend with the women’s pole vaulters taking the top three spots. Sophomore Allison Stokke recorded a new personal best, surpassing her previous PR by four inches with her first-place mark of 13-9.75 (4.21m). That score ranks second all time in school history, tied for fourth in the conference rankings. Stokke won Pac-10 Women’s Field Athlete of the Week honors on Monday.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 7:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Womens tennis players join NCAA Doubles:

BERKELEY – The No. 35-ranked California women’s tennis doubles team of senior Claire Ilcinkas and sophomore Marina Cossou learned this week that they will be one of 32 duos competing in the 2009 NCAA Division I Women’s Tennis Doubles Championship, head coach Amanda Augustus announced. The Golden Bear tandem had previously been selected as an alternate team but received word that another team had pulled out of the competition late last week.

Cossou and Ilcinkas lead Cal with a 19-11 record and posted a 9-7 mark in dual matches. The pair will be joined in the doubles tournament by the seventh-ranked team of sophomore Mari Andersson and freshman Jana Juricova. Each player will be doing double-duty as all four are part of a record-breaking five Bears entered in the singles field of 64. Senior Bojana Bobusic will also be competing in the singles championship.

The singles and doubles competition will be conducted May 20-25 at the George P. Mitchell Tennis Center in College Station, Texas, following the conclusion of the team championship (May 15-19). Texas A&M University, College Station, will serve as the host institution for the championships.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Softball player on AllPac10:

Sophomore pitcher/ first baseman Valerie Arioto was named First Team All-Pac-10 in post-season honors released by the conference. Freshman outfielder Jamia Reid earned second team honors with four other Cal players earning honorable mentions.

Valerie Arioto was named to the All-Pac-10 First Team. Arioto, who doubles as a pitcher and a first baseman for the Bears, is hitting .344 with 10 home runs and 34 RBI. She had a 2.45 ERA with 165 strikeouts in the circle this season. This is the first First Team honor for Arioto who was a second team honoree last season as a freshman along with teammates Sanoe Kekahuna and Gina Leomiti. Arioto is the first Bear to be named to the First Team since Kristina Thorson and Haley Woods both earned First Team honors in 2006.

Freshman Jamia Reid, the Pac-10 stolen base leader, was named All-Pac-10 Second Team. Reid finished the regular season as the Bears leading hitter, posting a .345 batting average with seven home runs.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Dont forget to vote in the CGB Meme Invitational. Voting is open until Friday at noon.

Truth Or _ v. Diante Jackson
Dice Wars v. Carps Photos
CBKWit’s Recruiting Post v. Hydro Punching Twist

Nyan v. Trap
Twist Evicts v. 33SS

Loving Riley v. Loving Longshore

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

carp’s NSFW photos is taking a commanding lead. Could it be Final Four-bound?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

sigh. what’s its bracket look like?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

No idea.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be shocked if any of the No. 1 seeds were upset. The best the other memes can hope for is to be slaughtered in an Elite Eight matchup.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on May 14, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word on the street is that TO was in Martinez last Friday for a hearing at the family law courthouse. I was there for a hearing, too, but in a different department and I didnt see him. Rumor is it was for child support. And that he has to pay 20K a month to the mother.

Remind me never to father a child out of wedlock.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

’Tinez! TO definitely fits in with the Tweaks, Freaks, and Antiques of downtown ’Tinez.

There’s a good Mexican restaurant down there on Main St (La Tapatia).

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tweaks, Freaks, Antiques, and DiMaggios.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, that’s right. Have you been to that Deli on Main St? I think it’s called DiMaggio’s.

Joe was born there but I think he moved to SF shortly thereafter. I think his father was a fisherman.

Other ’Tinez notables:

Yau-Man Chan, Survivor Fiji
John Muir, Naturalist
Tug McGraw, baseball player
Jello Biafra, Song writer
Sara Del Rey, Professional Wrestler
New York Yankee baseball player Joe DiMaggio was born in the town in 1914.
NFL head coach Norv Turner and his brother Ron who is on the Chicago Bears staff grew up in Martinez.
Jeff Van Gundy, Former Houston Rockets head coach and current ESPN announcer, and his brother Stan Van Gundy, current head coach of the NBA’s Orlando Magic, were raised in Martinez.

Everyone knows about Muir…but Norv & Van Gundy! Tug McGraw was a pretty colorful baseball character, too.

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by carp on May 14, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't the Martini invented in Martinez?

I heard that story somewhere

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by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think so, but the details are sketchy

http://www.swankmartini.com/history_of_a_martini.htm

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by carp on May 14, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to ask a bartender if they can make a Martinez. From that link:

The Martinez, a cocktail made of (approximately) two ounces of sweet vermouth, one ounce gin, two dashes of maraschino cherry liquid, and one dash of bitters, shaken with ice, strained and served with a twist of lemon.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the maraschino liquor in the Martinez would make it taste more like an aviation…you wouldn’t be able to taste the gin as much.

It’s funny how the Martinez evolved into the Martini…

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its not that funny.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, you sure are grumpy today. What happened?

"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal

by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got his hook all up in a twist.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Motions In Limine.
Motions In Limine.
Motions In Limine.
Motions In Limine.
Motions In Limine.
Motions In Limine.
Motions In Limine.
Motions In Limine.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that explains it

"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal

by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny as in strange…they’re totally different types of drinks.

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

No no no, the Martinez is a cocktail made of (approximately) two ounces of sweet vermouth, one ounce gin, two dashes of maraschino cherry liquid, and one dash of bitter resentment, shaken with ice, strained and served with a twist of sour grapes. The author has clearly never been to Martinez!

by zoonews on May 14, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Beaver Nest is involved in someway, too.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.sadtrombone.com

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, traditionalists make the ice with beaver pond water.

by zoonews on May 14, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS Martinez tap water is SO nasty!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew you were on the case Beaver Lovers vs. The People’s Republik of Martinez

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by carp on May 14, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasnt on it, but I saw all the hubbub and it was quite the kerfluffle.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW – for single guys out there and married folk:

Guaranteed way to get laid:

On a warm summery night….your bellies full from dining at the only place open in ’Tinez after 5 and on weekends La Tapatia…take your date down to watch the beavers make their dam. Bring a coat (or not); it could get nipply. If that fails…give her the roofies.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching beavers makes me horny, I didn’t know it works on wives too.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

True story: I was once canoeing down a river at midnight in a dense fog. Every few minutes or so, out of nowhere, there was a cer-CRACK noise right next to the canoe. It wasn’t gunfire, it was beavers who lived nearby defending their homes from intruders (me) by swimming up next to the canoe and whomping their big flat tails to make a loud noise.

The more you know…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You live a life of continual excitement.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold on, let me Rishi-ify the story:

True story: Pre-drinking with friends, I was once canoeing down a river at midnight in a dense fog. Every few minutes or so, before we started drinking/partying, out of nowhere, there was a cer-CRACK noise right next to the canoe. While getting wasted with tons of people, it wasn’t gunfire, it was beavers who lived nearby defending their homes from intruders (me) by swimming up next to the canoe and whomping their big flat tails to make a loud noise while playing beer pong.

The more you know about where/when I drink…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not enough about a)clubs you enter and b)women you could never score with in amillion years.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story: Pre-drinking with friends, I was once canoeing down a river at midnight in a dense fog. Every few minutes or so, before we started drinking/partying, out of nowhere, there was a cer-CRACK noise right next to the canoe. While getting wasted with tons of people, it wasn’t gunfire, it was beavers who lived nearby defending their homes from intruders (me) by swimming up next to the canoe and whomping their big flat tails to make a loud noise while playing beer pong. Then I entered a club.

The more you know about where/when I drink with women I could never score with in amillion years…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I find this absolutely hilarious?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on May 14, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, I read that “the whole of coconuty”. Maybe I do need to learn to read. Or at least stop skimming.

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on May 14, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

this coming from a Yoyo county resident? :)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but...

what would Flexx Bronco do?

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by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even Brentwood????

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

and Pittsburg, Antioch, Bay Gun Point, Concord…then, there’s the southern region of the county…

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ghost ridin’ the ARGAHRGHJAERHJAEGER, yo!

by zoonews on May 14, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

worst DBD evar

only way it could get worse is if Oaktownmario writes one with an NHL theme

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 8:55 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Why you gotta hat?

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make me write one about kicking people in the groin.

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on May 14, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, if you could kick the right side of my groin, it would be welcome relief from the pain in the left side.

Does anyone have experience with groin pulls or muscle tears?

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, they suck

there isn’t a whole lot you can do, but wait

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do both a groin pull and a muscle tear heal themself?

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I partially torn a hamstring. It felt like a rubber band snapping in my leg followed by an audible pop, and sudden cramping.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

torn tore, all i could was rest, until it got better.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it did heal itself eventually, I always had this idea that doctors would go in and stitch it up or something. Good to know.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

it took about three weeks, followed by a week of running funny, but it did heal.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

since dballisloose has a loose ball, he always runs funny . . . so that takes care of that part

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something like that. Though I have a suspicion that I won’t be running the SF marathon this year, funny or otherwise.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, why you gotta hat?

P.S. Are you hatting on me or the NHL? Becuz if its the NHL, I’m gonna find you and kick you in that loose ball of yours.

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d never hat on you, just your DBDs, let’s be clear about that.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful, you're getting close to making it personal

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so trying not to make it personal. Tell you what, write a DBD on the NHL and I will praise your literary talents until you tell me to stop.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just might take you up on that

2 game sevens tonite. But they’re only game sevens, nothing exciting like a game nine or game eleven.

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I expect a DBD tomorrow recapping the excitement….should be a short post ;-)

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not the worst ever, I just dont dig on fake wrestling

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on May 14, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and it is true that this one is so much worse than all those DBDs that you or DBall have written lo these past several months.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you have an old lady to evict or punch in the face? Or an armored dog to go walk?

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s Rag’s armored dog….do you let Twist come over and take it for a walk?

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually Rag’s dog looks more like this:

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on May 14, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope he doesn’t share the bed with you (Rag’s dog, that is)

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who does this to dogs…besides Twist

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on May 14, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Medieval knights??

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did they join them in battle, armored to the teeth?

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on May 14, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

People who play laire, http://www.laire.com/, if you’ve seen Role Models you know what I’m talking about.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

CUTE!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rags' actual dog

loves the Cal Band

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on May 14, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH NOSE! Without his armor, how can he protect himself for that impending snare attack!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist,

When Mrs TnH gets that pug, you know what to do.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARMORED DOG FIGHT!

Michael Vick was a visionary! But I’m taking it to that next level. I stand on the shoulders of giants.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged by PETA

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on May 14, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

When we get a dog (and right now Im careening helplessly towards a second bunny, so who knows), we should toads have an armored dog fight!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why not have an armored bunny fight in the meantime?

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on May 14, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You should like totes post more often.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH

MY

SCIENCE!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist’s new hobby is to breed and train armored (or armoured) bunny rabbits, with or without big pointy teeth.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carp doesnt let me near his armoured dog (/Rishi’d!).

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

What else is new?

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that seventh word?

by Yes We Cannon on May 14, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

No idea. I cant count.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

All i know how to do is reply…original thoughts are beyond me

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on May 14, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

DBDs dont require original thought. Just read one of OakTownMarios.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, calling Stanford a pussy was pretty original.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt he win a Pulitzer prize for that DBD?

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea but it hadn't been done in like a week!

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Twist

you beg for help with the DBDs, I oblige and then you stab me in the back? It’s almost like that time you tried to assist Maharg in my assassination so that you could have a martyr to exploit.

Next time I do a DBD I’ll just say “I’m running out of steam.”

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, OakTown.

Excuse me everybody, could you put your glass in the air so that we can toast one of our finest Nintendo-themed characters, OakTownMario. He brings a fresh new perspective to Cal-based legal analysis. He puts the anal into legal analysis, thats for sure!

Plus, he had a depo yesterday. Tell us a funny story about your depo, OakTown! Here here! 3 cheers for Oaktown.

Hip hip!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he being sarcastic…I cant even tell anymore

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on May 14, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like OakTown, because he was the first therapist and analyst.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's much better!

As for the depo, you should know there are no funny stories from those.

But the court reporter – a hot blonde with nice cleavage – did “accidentally” give me her cell phone number in case I wanted to order extra copies of the transcripts!

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes funny things happen. Like the deponent freaks out and starts screaming or leaves the room.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not that funny.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

After you are in hour 5 of sitting there pretending to pay attention and know what you are talking about, almost anything new is funny.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like how we spend the work day following CGB?

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, what you are saying is that Im not really funny as much as Im a break from the brutal monotony that is your work day.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I reserve my right to decline comment on the basis of self-incrimination, or jurisprudence, or no taxation without representation.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

that should be a tagline/

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, as baby jesus said: "Let he who has written a DBD cast the first stone"

"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal

by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lies make baby Jesus cry

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on May 14, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

R u calling baby jesus a liar?

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by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a thief!

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on May 14, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baby Jesus is a baby. he cries all the time! Over wildly unimportant things!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So are you calling him a baby?

"Stanford has no fear of losing versus Cal, as they have done so every year but one for the last 20 years. They are, however, very afraid to get injured and indeed fear for their safety." - Furd Rugby Coach on forfeiting 2001 Rugby game vs. Cal

by oaktownmario on May 14, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rivals Listed their Positional Power Rankings

Jahvid is the No. 1 Running Back, the Pac-10 took 3 of the top 5 spots.

1 Jahvid Best RB California 5-10/195 Vallejo, CA –
 Best ranked third in the nation in rushing and averaged 8.1 yards per carry last year.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/viewCFSE.asp?selposition=5

Syd was the 5th best DB

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

That made me wonder about the other positions, because it sounded overly-optimistic about the strength of our conference.

So Rivals says that the Pac-10 has:
4 of the top 10 and 5 of the top 25 runnings backs,
0 of the top 25 quarterbacks,
1 of the top 25 receivers,
4 of the top 25 tight ends (2 from UCLA),
4 of the top 25 o-linemen (3 from USC),
2 of the top 25 d-linement,
2 of the top 25 linebackers,
2 of the top 10 and 3 of the top 25 defensive backs,
2 of the top 25 special teams players (no Anger?),
3 of the top 25 offensive coaches,
2 of the top 25 defensive coaches,
3 of the top 25 head coaches (Tedford #19)

So despite the attention given to our runnings backs, the Pac-10 conference still isn’t getting a whole lot of respect from the rest of the media/country.

I was really surprised that Rivals has 4 punters on the top 25 special teams players list, but Anger didn’t make it. That was disappointing.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute. Best is better than Quizz? When did this happen?

Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.

by Ohio Bear on May 14, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEBODY ALERT SPAZZY MCGEE AND HIS SIDEKICK RISHI!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can mock me for liking Quizz in certain situations but I’ll be GOD DAMNED if Rishi is my sidekick. I already have a sidekick, Ephrum the Schizophrenic Ostrich.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isi Sofele > Quizz

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the permission to mock you.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tweeted yesterday…your turn today!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, Im getting crushed at work. Motions In Limine make me want to cry.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitach plz

I started the argument.

Spazzy can be my sidekick.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look everyone! Its our favorite Indian Love Assassin!

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by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his Assistant Assassain!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I went to high school, there was an Asian American Association. But this friend of mine (also asian) didn’t like the idea of forming clubs based on race. So he formed the Anti Asian-American Association of Asian-Americans Against Asian American Associations.

CGB: Our points are reliable. Our logic is infallible. Our past records are illogical. And our ham is dynamite!

by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I thought starting a fishing club in my high school, naming ourselves the “San Marcos Hookers” was silly! It actually was silly, we made t-shirts that said “San Marcos Hookers: We’re Master Baiters”….but sadly, they wouldn’t let us wear them at school.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha awesome.

At my school, some calc club students tried to have a shirt that said “Get sum (integral e^x) at calc club” but admin didn’t approve.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there would be a market for “Meme to Life: The Story of Rishi” on the bookshelves of America. We could make it a trilogy:

Meme to Life: The Story of Rishi
Rishi Strikes Back
How many Rishi’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It would center around’s Rishi’s daily life, his skills as a love assassin, his fascination with Bobby Jindal and Freida Pinto and his destruction of Pavlodor and Little L (or whatever their names were) in the numbers getting contest.

Barring the books, we definitely have enough for a reality series on VH1.

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by Fire Starkey on May 14, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think your best title so far is “Interception: The Nate Longshore Story”.

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Theres like a 200% chance he got that from me.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d read it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another brilliant nugget from Palvador
Marine: You know, some years back I realized what my biggest cockblock had been all my life. You want to know what that was? Standards. You know what I say to standards now? FUCK ‘EM. That’s right. And especially here at Berkeley, ever since I dropped those I have been getting laid about four times as often.

Lesson: pork fate and desperate chicks (or dudes) and you will get laid more often!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Palvador’s pro-glory hole views intrigue and titillate!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we mention his name enough times, can we summon him?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biggie smalls…biggie smalls…

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS,
He goes to their fridge when nobody is looking and takes out a full handle of Grey Goose and just walks out. His quote of the night as we were walking home with his newly acquired container and handle was: “Listen man Berkeley fuckin sucks with the girls. But you’ve been telling me this. Anyway, point of tonight is to teach you how I roll. If I don’t come up on a hot slut at a party, I gotta come up on drugs and alcohol.”

LOLOLOL OHMYGOD SO FUNNY

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if we keep posting excerpts from their crappy blog, they’ll come back and offer more challenges to us.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It needs more updates.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who keeps vodka in the fridge anyway?

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

These guys are too cool for frozen vodka.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you keep yours in your belly?

by CaliforniaBone on May 15, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the guy’s a prima donna at all, and that’s not just as an Eagles fan. But that’s mostly because honestly, how can an offensive lineman be a prima donna? He just seems like a goofy guy. That is, when he’s not depressed.

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on May 14, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just an impression I got from the manner of his holdout and subsequent interviews. But I don’t follow the Eagles particularly closely, so I may be mistaken.

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You? Mistaken?

Now THATS funny!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not get carried away here; I said I may be mistaken.

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And he stood in front of a locker that contained a football-shaped likeness of SpongeBob SquarePants, along with a photograph of his young son, JaShawn.

Carp, we’ve just found your kids name. DONE. We will welcome JaShawn Carp soon.

Honk if you think Rags is great!

by AndBears on May 14, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carp's kids name = Covaughn Carp!

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

and I’m going to name my kid Deboskie D’Ball

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

(slaps forehead)

(Thinks about how to phrase it to wife)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really really REALLY wanna talk about Lost from last nigh. But I also doan wanna spoil it for nobody. Fuckin Tivo!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

For some reason, Mrs Berkelium really wants to talk about it too. I haven’t seen last night’s episode yet and she is, for whatever reason, really anxious for me to watch it. All I know is that Jack felt dballisloose’s pain.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the end of season 1 of Rome last night

Ceasar was killed on the Senate floor! I did NOT see that coming!

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was he really though? When I was in Rome, I ran into a history teacher who showed me and my friends where Ceasar was “really” killed, and it wasn’t the Senate floor. He explained why the popular myth was false, and why it happened where it did.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just pulled out my Rome tourist map (yes, I have these things at work for some reason, probably to brag to my coworkers where I go while they’re stuck at their desks)…

According to the history professor, Ceasar was killed near the Campo de Fiori, in a little alley called Largo d’ Librari

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Campo de Fiori didn’t even exist in Cesar’s time…maybe he means the present-day location of the Campo, which would be right next to Pompey’s Theatre…but as far as I know Caesar was killed indoors.

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, this is good stuff….I’m on the scent of a mystery!

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Illuminati!

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

SOUNDS LIKE A CASE FOR THE NO. 1 TWISTNHOOK DETECTIVE AGENCY!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Julius Caesar was killed on the steps of the Theatre of Pompey, and the spot he was believed to be assassinated is in the square [Largo di Torre Argentina].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largo_di_Torre_Argentina

Unfortunately for my mystery, where the Theatre of Pompey once stood is about 200 yards from the alley Largo di Libari that the professor told me about.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

After reading that, is it possible to be killed in one place and assassinated in another? Great piece of work on wikipedia, lol.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

does it matter?

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, it matters as much as your trivial comments about watching tv

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

So where did the “myth” come from? I bet Homer was at it again…

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by Dmart on May 14, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was amazing. Big, big twist, awesome backstory, and, of course, a huge cliffhanger.

You can PM me if you’re that eager to discuss it?

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by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Check out the EW recap.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one epic recap.

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by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else think this is the End of U$C

If they get lack of institutional control, lose scholarships and a post season ban, how many recruits are going to want to go there? Would Pete even stick around?

Are we looking at the next Washington?

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by Dmart on May 14, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Short answer, no.

Long answer, no.

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by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would be amazed if this results in anything remotely close to program breaking just because of USC’s position as the sole program with national interest on the west coast. They need USC too much.

by zoonews on May 14, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This
They need USC too much.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC was down for a while…the NCAA didnt care much

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on May 14, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, I’m talking about now. Second, the NCAA and the networks care a LOT when iconic programs (Notre Dame, USC, …) are down.

by zoonews on May 14, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-10 commish calls a Pac-10 television network “inevitable.”

Pac-10 commissioner Tom Hansen said he expects the conference to launch its own cable television network in an attempt to raise its national profile and close an alarming financial gap between the Pac-10 and other major conferences.

“I think we will,” Hansen said when asked about the likelihood of the conference establishing a Pac-10 network. “I think there will be viability (for a Pac-10 network) and I know there’s interest on our part.”

Studying the possibility of a Pac-10 network and other television options is a top priority for the conference and has been given an added sense of urgency with the current economic climate, Hansen said. Hansen and conference officials cautioned that they are uncertain when a Pac-10 network could be on the air. "There are a huge number of things that have to fall into place," said Pac-10 associate commissioner Duane Lindberg, adding such a move would require a change in conference’s constitution. "There’s no definite time-line." The Pac-10’s current contract with Fox Sports runs through 2012.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Good man

I was about to call attention to that in its own fanpost. On the other hand, I don’t know what else I would’ve said, so it’s probably better here.

Here’s the link to the intense discussion we had about it a while back: Should the Pac-10 Get Better Television Deals

by Nashville on May 14, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel free to write about it in a fanpost if you want. If you feel something deserves greater discussion and you have some original thought on it, go and fanpost your ass off!!!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t mean we’d get preferential treatment from the opinion formers at ESPN.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on May 14, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank goodness

now hire someone who knows what they’re doing and STFU.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow!

the pac-10 sure is losing a ton of money to the other conferences

by racsan on May 14, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HELL YES

WHO CALLED THIS? WOOOOOO! PARTAYYYYYYY!!!!

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Wilner?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on May 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Local Papers, Including the CCTimes

Will begin charging for content

Would you sign up and pay for content?

For me it depends on how much, obviously, but I think I would pay up to $40/year for unlimited online Merc, CCtimes, and Trib stories…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as I don’t have to pay for YO’s blog on ibabuzz, I could care less.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see myself paying for any newspaper. There is so much free information online that I could never justify paying for any newspaper. There only a handful of sites I would ever consider paying money to use.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you pay for it, then you can c+p important excerpts over here.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

For a fee…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Spazzy Mcgee Content fund…I’ll chip in 35 cents.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah! Whatever you charge, Berklium will do it for hafl that!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

To make it even better, JO will pay me to read his stories!

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Miller gives out his “Best of Spring” awards.

Best breakout: While California has questions at receiver, the general feeling is sophomore Marvin Jones is almost certainly one of the answers.

Best comeback: California offensive tackle Mike Tepper has been through a lot, but he’s hoping his sixth year will just be about anchoring a line with a lot of upside. Read Tepper’s story here.

Marshawn appeals his three-game suspension.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

one final down

2 to go. im buying myself a new suit when this is over.

I am Ted Miller

by ava1anche69 on May 14, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Double breasted? Seersucker? Double breasted seersucker?

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canadian tuxedo?

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

as per pchris’s advice

I am Ted Miller

by ava1anche69 on May 14, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask CGB suits for their opinion in less than 10,000 words

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by carp on May 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 2 suits. I honestly don’t know what double breasted and all that is, I just know I can fucking pull of a suit.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 14, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEBODY’S COCKY!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I look that dapper I am allowed to be.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to use the “you’re too young” meme, but it seems improbable that someone your age would be dapper.

by HolmoePhobe on May 14, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have watched every single episode of HIMYM. I have been inspired by Barney.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 14, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I served with Barney Stinson: I knew Barney Stinson; Barney Sitnson was a friend of mine. Son, you’re no Barney Stinson.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never said I was.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 15, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a waste of a good joke.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats a fairly common occurance with you, isn’t it??

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by TwistNHook on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea how to even carry a suit. Nice try.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I frequently judge people I don’t know on things I would have to know them to judge them on. So we are the same in that sense.

You can’t run very fast.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 14, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is your favourite suit cut?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. The question is not my knowledge of suits, its how well I can pull them off.

I'm old enough to understand. Jerks.

by rollonubears on May 15, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The two go hand-in-hand, sorry to say.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you thought I was joking when I said I’m doing a preview every month.

I’m glad you aren’t joking!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 14, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hydro noted that this website just plain stole our shit!

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, yes we did have that photo.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then you should launch a formal complaint!

Or, failing that, we should register there and just start stupid memes!

I’m on it, Captain TwistNHook1

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s DDOS those mofos.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a method of overloading a website’s bandwidth and effectively shutting it down. It’s similar to when a website has an extraordinary amount of traffic and can’t handle it all so it slows and slows until no one can access it anymore, except a DDOS attack is intentional and can be carried out by only a handful of users.

I was half-joking though because it’s an illegal practice.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but posting dumb comments is not.

Too bad their comments are moderated.

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by Rishi on May 14, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted a dumb comment, but I doubt they will accept it

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted a comment as Stego, but I don’t think they’ll accept it.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf…is that website just a bot that collects stories from the blogosphere and reposts them?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on May 14, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

There’s thousands of them.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 14, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of them is called TwistNHook.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on May 14, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played chap.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 15, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

JO on what went right, what went wrong during spring practice.

WHERE WE STAND: Where we stand right now seems a lot like where we stood at the end of last season. The Bears have a dominant defense and running attack but a questionable passing game.

MOVING FORWARD: The improvement of Kevin Riley and the wide receivers will be the key to Cal’s 2009 season. If they become a potent force, the Bears have a legitimate shot to win the Pac-10. If they don’t, 2009 could look a lot like 2009.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 could look a lot like 2009?

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on May 14, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going out on a limb

2009 will 100% absolutely look like 2009

by LeonPowe on May 14, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hopefully you’re not going out on that bad knee!

Still holding out hope that Ryan Anderson will capitulate and grant him that interview he's been asking for for months now.

by yellow fever on May 14, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think a few of us have commented on JO and other analysts’ overviews which seem like a copy + paste from 2008.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nice that JO provides us with information, but praise be to Bak Bak that we have HydroTech’s analysis.

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by Berkelium97 on May 14, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really respect and appreciate JO’s analysis, he’s a good guy. And it was thru his blog that I found you guys, but prior to that he was my lifeline to Cal football.

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by dballisloose on May 14, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this second hour of the Real Housewives Of New York Reunion Show is intense like fuck.

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by TwistNHook on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Like fuck.
Speaking of which Im excited to go to BurmaSuperstar on Sat.

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