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DBD 4.8.09 Where Do You Tailgate at Cal?

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(Yes, I know those are Trojan girls above. Cal coeds are not easy to come by.)

Continuing onward with our Best of CGB discussion from a few weeks ago...

What's the best place to tailgate on Saturdays at Cal? Frat? Tightwad? One of our many fine parking garages? Or a special secret location that only you know of?

More importantly, if there were to be a theoretical CGB meetup for next August, where would you like the tailgate to take place?

Poll
How often do you tailgate?
Every Saturday!
13 votes
Most of the time!
3 votes
Sometimes.
16 votes
Never. I'm a tailgate virgin.
9 votes

41 votes | Poll has closed

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Twist doesn’t eat meat. Or drink. He usually just gulps down a bucket of inanity. No one even tries to figure out what’s in it.

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 7, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He never did tailgate with us before games while we were in school, but that’s because he was doing all the pregame band stuff.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

If your definition of tailgating requires alcoholic ingestion, I’d still be a tailgate virgin.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only go to tailgates where alcohol is NOT allowed. nstead, we do Gregorian Chants.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

FAILGATE

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

what, you didn’t know that Twist was a teetotaler?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m fully aware of this. It does not diminish the fail.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, it is you who is in the Fail Bodega.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its fish heads. Fish heads are in thosebuckts.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love BBQ’s Touchdowns!

It’s spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have front deck-gating at my frat, which is a lot of fun. Its great to meet up with a bunch of other people and watch whatever other games are on before we all run up to Memorial.

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Apr 7, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Its fun to stop by, drink the beer, move on ;p

by turkey on Apr 8, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

should i be worried that Brock Mansion seems to be losing the qb battle rather than Riley winning it?

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

also from the Kamp article
Chase Budinger gone, maybe Nic Wise too:

Arizona junior forward Chase Budinger is also headed to the NBA. Two star SEC junior guards — Kentucky’s Jodie Meeks and South Carolina’s Devan Downey — have declared for the draft without hiring an agent, leaving the option of returning to school.

Griffin led the nation with 30 double-doubles and 14.4 rebounds per game while averaging a Big 12-best 22.7 points.

Budinger said he is hiring an agent, which would end his eligibility. Arizona point guard Nic Wise said he will make himself available for the draft but won’t hire an agent.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally!

Two years too late Chase!

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for missing the Oak Grove.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is it possible that 2/3 people who voted in the poll so far are tailgate virgins?!?!?!?!??!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 6:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Band.

lots of the regulars were in band. and hence….no booze before the game, which is (at least my) definintion of tailgateing.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That excuse is only valid if one is still in school.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree 100% with the above comment. The greatest part about finishing your 4th year of band is being able to wake up late and get drunk off your ass before games!

I’d also like to comment on how lame Cal fans are, compared with most other schools. I realize that we don’t have miles of space like at the Rose Bowl or Coliseum, but c’mon, we’re Berkeley grads! I think we can be creative!

Tang Center parking lot. SHOTGUN A BEER!!!

by CalTrump00 on Apr 8, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The greatest part about finishing your 4th year of band is being able to wake up late and get drunk off your ass before games!

Why wait ’til after finishing?

by CalBandGreat on Apr 8, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Student: Hurried Top Dog on the way to the game.

Alum: Hurried Top Dog on the way to the game – or if Big Game or Bowl Game, some friends of mine have a two RV set-up in those parking lots ABOVE the stadium – what is that. . . Lawrence Hall of Science?

by LeonPowe on Apr 8, 2009 7:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Which Top Dog? There’s hundreds of them.

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a student – Durant East of Telegraph

As an alum – Center Street on the way from downtown parking or BART

Dog of choice: Two Bockwursts. One with kraut and stoneground russian mustard. One with onions and the other type of mustard.

by LeonPowe on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Northside Asian Ghetto one

Near Soda Hall

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Apr 8, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

we tailgate very close to the northside Top Dog

near Soda Hall or the Upper Hearst Lot usually….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Apr 8, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawrence Hall of Science parking lot

- parking is always available (except for USC/Big Game).
- view is awesome
- shuttle ride is free and adventurous
- easy entrance/exit from Fish Ranch Rd.
- I like the RNA helix (which I think they mistakingly call “DNA” even though it’s not a double stranded)
- get all kinds of weather (especially the Oregon game; see below)
- food is always delicious (BBQ ribs w/ special sauce, teriyaki shishkabobs, bacon wrapped prawns, cheese stuffed jalapenos, pork tenderloin)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 7:08 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s an awesome looking dog. Er, that is a dog, right?

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

in my hand? we had cheese stuffed jalepenos and baby back ribs. I think that was just foil that was about to be thrown away. We got the BBQ lit in the monsoon with copious amounts of lighter fluid.

The one downside about tailgating in LHS parking lot: I’m not exactly sure it’s legal. The Oakland Hills fire wasn’t that long ago, and we all know how people up on The Hill feel about Cal athletics and the university in general.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the small living creature to your left.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a little smokey (BBQ)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh…it’s a nice little smokey, replete with a Top Shelf (warming rack). It has a baseball-sized dent on one side from an errant throw at an A’s game.

question for tailgaters: what do you do with your coals if there is no certified ash bin?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be worried about it in a monsoon.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for thinking it was a little armored dog.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Apr 8, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, some of The Hulk (the ang lee version) was filmed there

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that place is now cursed.

It’s spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it comes with a free topping!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are the best types!

It’s spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Simpsons Fail.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be honest. I love the Simpsons, but I haven’t watched it in a long, long, long time. I might catch an episode per year or so.

It’s spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its from like 1993.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

My memory is also somewhere in between everyone’s Aunt Edna and a goldfish.

It’s spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The toppings are also cursed.

by CalBandGreat on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Fail.

The toppings contain potasium benzoate.

by CalBandGreat on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I go now?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The toppings contain potassium benzoate

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Apr 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Apr 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s bad.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? I didn’t know that.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I looked for stills of the movie, but this link will have to do http://www.lbl.gov/Workplace/Lab-Support/Hulk-filming.html

??? Why Berkeley Lab? The setting on the hills with dynamic views of San Francisco Bay had a lot to do with it. Its impressive scientific tools were also a draw. For example, the Gammasphere at the 88-inch Cyclotron was the model for a machine that plays a major role in creating The Hulk. The ALS? obvious visual virtues will serve as the backdrop for some important laboratory scenes. The fictional scientist Bruce Banner works there.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was the main reason I saw that craptacular movie. That, and Jennifer Connelly.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

should I rent it?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

If it comes on TV for free…I’m not even sure it’s worth 2 hours of your time.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow. that was definitely worth 2 minutes of my time.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that was worth 2 minutes of your time

This is definitely worth two minutes of your time.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was…i have no words…

do they really make ‘Iron Maiden’ shirts in child sizes?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rags is correct. That movie sux.

by paleodan on Apr 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found people either loved it or hated it. I personally loved the movie, to the point I bought it. It is very Ang Lee, in that he doesn’t tell you how to feel, he more or less presents a series of scenarios and allows the viewer figure everything out (similar to what he did in Crouching Tiger)

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 8, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is an awesome pic

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 8, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMFG IT'S SNOWING

Baseball season has arrived!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 7:31 AM PDT reply actions  

And it stopped. Well, that was short-lived.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

SydGOD on Lott Watch:

BERKELEY – California senior cornerback Syd’Quan Thompson, who led the Golden Bears with four interceptions last season, has been named to the 2009 Lott Trophy Watch List.

The Watch List is made up of 42 of the nation’s top defensive players who have had the biggest IMPACT on their teams on and off the field. IMPACT stands for Integrity, Maturity, Performance, Academics, Community and Tenacity.

Thompson earned first-team All-Pac-10 honors last fall when he finished with 70 total tackles and tied the Cal record with 18 passes defensed (4 interceptions and 14 passes broken up). He also averaged 12.3 yards on 28 punt returns, including a 73-yarder for a touchdown vs. Colorado State.

Named after Hall of Famer Ronnie Lott, the Lott Trophy is awarded to college football’s Defensive IMPACT Player of the Year. Now in its sixth year, The Lott Trophy is the only college football award to equally recognize athletic performance and the personal character attributes of the player.

Sponsored by The Pacific Club IMPACT Foundation, the award is given to a player who exhibits the same characteristics Lott embodied during his distinguished career: Integrity, Maturity, Performance, Academics, Community and Tenacity.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Hughes won this award before, right?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mens tennis loses to Pepperdine:

The No. 37-ranked California men’s tennis team (9-8, 1-2 Pac-10) suffered a heart-breaking 4-3 loss to No. 17 Pepperdine (15-8, 1-0 WCC) on Senior Day today at the San Francisco Tennis Club. The Golden Bears honored seniors Geoff Chizever and Eoin Heavey in their final home matches before play began. Cal claimed the doubles point for the 12th time this season but fell as the Waves fought back in singles.

The Bears found themselves in a bind at the outset as No. 13-ranked duo, Chizever and sophomore Pedro Zerbini fell in an 8-1 loss at the top court to No. 10 Omar Altmann and Bassam Beidas. Down a match for the doubles point, Cal also trailed, 5-4, on courts two and three. After earning the break to knot things up at five-all on court two, Cal’s sophomore tandem of Jonathan Dahan and Bozhidar Katsarov fought to go up by two games at 7-5 over Hugh Clark and Mahmoud Kamel. The Waves took one more game before the Bears put things away with an 8-6 victory to tie things up for the doubles point.

At No. 3 doubles, freshmen Nick Andrews and Thai Tu were on the ropes as they trailed against the serve, 7-6. Forcing the hand of Stuart Keplar and Alex Llompart, the two rallied to break the Waves for a seven-all tie. Both sides held serve to bring the score to eight-all, forcing a tiebreaker. The Bears slow-called the opening of the breaker to stay with Pepperdine at three-all before blowing the doors off the match with a four-point run to claim the doubles point for Cal.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 AM PDT reply actions  

womens Water Polo Player wins player of the week:

BERKELEY – California women’s water polo junior utility Camille Hewko was awarded co-player of the week honors by the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation on Tuesday. Hewko scored four goals to lead the No. 5 Golden Bears to an 11-9 victory over No. 8 Arizona State on April 4. The decoration is the first of Hewko’s career and the third time in the 2009 campaign that a Bear has been given the weekly accolade with redshirt freshman goalkeeper Stephanie Peckham winning twice.

Hewko helped the Bears get their first goal of the game when she earned a five-meter penalty shot for the Bears just 45 seconds into the game, and junior driver Meghan Corse converted. The second stanza began in similar fashion to the first – with Hewko captaining the first offensive. She gave the Bears the six-on-five and lobbed in a goal off a pass from Julie Oreglia. With 13 seconds standing between the teams and halftime, Hewko scored with a backhand shot to send the Bears into the break with a 6-4 advantage. Hewko followed up with another score with 1:41 to play in the third quarter. Hewko distanced the Bears with her fourth goal of the game, bringing the final tally to 11-9.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Womens Water Polo beats ASU:

BERKELEY – The No. 5 California women’s water polo earned its third conference victory with a 11-9 decision over No. 8 Arizona State on Saturday evening at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Bears improve to 28-5 overall and 3-3 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation while the Sun Devils fall to 13-11 and 0-6 in the MPSF. Junior utility Camille Hewko led all scorers with four goals while freshman driver Emily Csikos notched a hat trick.

“The most important thing is to pick up the conference win and move on from it,” California head coach Richard Corso said. “We have some things that we need to work on and I thought we weren’t as strong on defense at certain times as I would like. But the most important thing is the win.”

The Bears opened the first quarter with a 2-0 scoring run in the first two minutes of play. Junior utility Camille Hewko earned a five-meter penalty shot for the Bears just 45 seconds into the game. Junior driver Meghan Corse took the shot and converted off a skip to the left corner. Redshirt junior utility Julie Oreglia scored Cal’s second goal with redshirt senior two-meter defender Paige Lorenz assisting. Down 2-0, Arizona State’s junior attacker Bonnie Miles scored back-to-back goals. The first came with 5:01 to play from seven meters while the other was with 2:29 remaining off the assist from sophomore Sam Schubert.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Mens Gymnastics going to the NCAAs!

BERKELEY – The No. 6 California men’s gymnastics team is officially headed to the NCAA Championships, the NCAA men’s gymnastics committee announced today. The championships will be held April 16-18 at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities, in Minneapolis, Minn.

The teams will compete on Thursday, April 16 in the team qualifying rounds with hopes of making it to the team finals, which will be held Friday, April 17. The individual championships will be Saturday, April 18.

Three teams and the top three all-around competitors not on one of the qualifying teams, plus the top three individuals on each event not already qualified on a team or as an all-around competitor, will advance from each pre-qualifying session to the finals session.

Last season, the Bears finished in third place in the team qualifiers 357.1 points behind qualifier-winner and top-ranked Stanford (363.850) and second-place No. 5 Illinois (359.300). Cal then finished fifth out of the entire country in the team finals. Four-year letterwinner Tim McNeill, the team’s current graduate intern, repeated as national champion on pommel horse and parallel bars in the individual round for his fourth and fifth national championships.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Mens Gymnastics has a Twitter!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Mens swimming is smart!

WALNUT CREEK, CALIF. – The University of California men’s swimming and diving program, fresh off a fourth place finish at the 2009 NCAA championships, had 10 athletes named to the Pacific-10 All-Academic team, conference commissioner Tom Hansen announced. The Golden Bears had seven members of the squad selected first-team all-academic, more than any other school in the conference, including two-time NCAA champion (50 and 100 freestyle in American record times of 18.71 and 41.80, respectively) and Olympic gold medalist Nathan Adrian (3.58 GPA, undeclared).

Other first-team all-academic honorees for Cal included sophomore Guy Barnea (3.50, undeclared), junior Matt Benoit (3.59, legal studies), sophomore Nick Ferrif (3.51, undeclared), senior Ian Lentz (3.39, psychology), junior Troy Nissen (3.49, Scandinavian) and senior Matt Scanlan (3.53, political science).

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Mens water polo also smart:

BERKELEY, CALIF. – Juniors Mike Sample (3.26, interdisciplinary studies) and Scott Cruikshank (3.14, interdisciplinary studies), sophomore Brian Dudley (3.42, business administration) and redshirt freshman Charlie Steffens 3.35, undeclared) were all honored by the Association of Collegiate Water Polo Coaches for their academic achievements during the 2008 season, it was announced recently. Dudley was placed in the Superior class with a GPA between 3.41-3.70; while Sample, Cruikshank and Steffens were members of the Excellent class with GPAs between 3.20-3.40.

Dudley was this past season’s leading scorer among the academic honorees, scoring 28 goals with 35 steals, 24 ejections earned and 14 assists. On Nov. 17, he was selected the MPSF Co-Player of the Week after leading the Bears to victories over Long Beach State and UC Irvine, notching the match-winning goal in sudden death overtime at Long Beach State. Next leading scorer among the academic standouts was redshirt freshman Steffens, who scored 18 goals with 25 assists, 20 steals, 10 ejections earned and three field blocks. Sample added 13 goals with 26 assists, 19 steals, 16 ejections earned and four field blocks. Cruikshank had five goals with 18 steals during the ’08 campaign.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of tailgating

I know there are some Snyder/Gilby era alums on here. Does anyone remember getting to the stadium early in the North Parking lot – there was this older guy with long hair who was always there with his wife/girlfriend/partner and they had this tiny football they would toss around – both wearing jerseys – and everytime he would catch the tiny football (it was like a kid’s football) – he would yell in a Randy “Macho Man” Savage-esque voice “TOUCHDOWN BEARS!!!! YEAH!!!!!” ?

It’s been at least 13 years since I’ve seen that guy, but every single plane flight I take, when we land, I mutter under my breath “TOUCHDOWN BEARS!!! YEAH!!!!”

I think he used to sit right at the player entrance at the North Tunnel. I know I used to see him high fiving the players every game.

by LeonPowe on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I bet that creeps the hell out of Kevin Garnett.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

KG doesn’t sleep. That creeps ME out.

by LeonPowe on Apr 8, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

But stanfurd culminates the act in a degrading matter.

by turkey on Apr 8, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an awesome shirt. My fraternity used to sell them during Big Game week. I’ve still got one myself.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is also the ‘Jeter sucks’ one.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so that’s the house you were in, explains it all!

by turkey on Apr 9, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The YEAH Guy

He used to hi-5 all the band members. We called him the “yeah” guy. He was a little weird, but had his heart in the right place.

by CalTrump00 on Apr 8, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Yeah" guy

Hello all…1st time posting here, but have been lurking for a while. I meant to post the day all lurkers were called out, but got busy and totally forgot.

Anyway, I know exactly who you are talking about. There used to be a group of three total including the “Yeah” guy who sat right at the tunnel. There was also a woman in that group who always wore a jersey—she was short with black hair and glasses. Over the years, “yeah” guy had gotten to know the players and it seemed like they went out of their way to high five him. He used to rock game used gloves at all times, which he got from the players.

My funniest memory of the “Yeah” guy was at “Picture Day” (or as it used to be called, prior to the current “Fan Appreciation Day”). As a kid, I would sprint around trying to get all the players autographs. I remember at one point looking at the far end of the field and seeing a group of kids of all ages playing a pickup game (or maybe three flies up or something). Then I realized “yeah” guy was playing with them. Seemed bizarre at the time, and still does…but like someone else said: he was a little off, but his heart was in the right place. We used to speculate and laugh on whether he was like like in all aspects of his life—like grocery shopping…"corn flakes…YEAH! canned corn…YEAH!’

He loved Cal football. We’d go to the tunnel at the end of games to watch the players come in, and he’d be there high fiving everyone and cheering away.

by Trilogy44 on Apr 8, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, totally remember that guy. He kinda creeped me out, to be honest.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard at some point recently that he had passed away. How someone would know that, I don’t know. But that guy rocked and was always up for a game so bless him either way.. Go Bears, YEEEAAH!

by zoonews on Apr 8, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m that guy.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a video promoting candidates for Student Action. All this ASUC stuff is bullshit, but it has a bunch of footballp layers in there. I really wanted to front page it, because I think its funny. But, unfortunately, some other Marshawnthusiasts and an un-named Jahvidtician (who shall remain nameless) felt that it would be a tacit endorsement of Student Action. I would, of course, have had a lot of text with the video like “FUCK YOU STUDENT ACTION! FUCK STUDENT ACTION! NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ARE STILL DOING THOSE DONE POSTERS!”

But the Jahvidtician, who shall remain nameless, didn’t buy it. So, it is here.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

ASUC ROCKS

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I not surprised you’re a fan of it.

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a question!

I also hate the ASUC

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by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way to reveal yourself. All our plans, ruined!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol…student body whatevers perhaps fulfill less promises than any other elected officials.

But he’s got a nice video.

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Riley…. about as much of a goofball as I imagined him to be

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tang Centre Parking Lot.

Alternately, anywhere else.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Don’t you tailgate at the Tang Center? totally different place.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, both of you tailgate at tang? this is some sort of cosmic imbalance.

by turkey on Apr 8, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I too tailgate at Tang. Are we all members of the Drink Squad?

by CalBandGreat on Apr 8, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wu Tang Clan!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either a)fraternity, b)old band tailgate on Northside, c)other old band tailgate on Southside, d)stopping by that lawn where CBKWit and his people congregate or e)if I feel in good shape that day, all of the above.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

d) is our Faculty Glade BYOB setup now that our peeps have kids. But Faculty Glade is full. No more room. And we are not interested in meeting any more of you. Twist and CBKWit is enough. Seriously. Leave us alone.

by zoonews on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

BYOB?

Bring Your Own Bearphotoshop?

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have kids?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS I’m stunned that you still want me there.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist and CBKWit is enough

Seems like a reasonable interpretation of that sentence.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, we love it when you stop by. You take CBKWit off our hands for a bit!

by zoonews on Apr 8, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that’s why RemorsefulBruinBabe was there.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, we totes like her.

by zoonews on Apr 8, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who couldn’t?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

pics or you don’t like her.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The last couple games I've been to with

my football gf (long story). we end up riding bard from DelNorte, walking up and getting a sandwich/beer on the way.

on Alumni Band Day….it’s rum or whiskey during rehearsal, usually burgers on lower sproul, before heading up the hill.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

She’s your gf ONLY for football?

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have all day...

tell us about the football gf!

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by Fire Starkey on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thirded

Football GF?!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

football gf

OMG greatest concept ever

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

so ok....

my wife enjoys football in the classic wife way, i.e., cheers when we win, but otherwise is not interested. Not interested to the point of when we beat UOP 86 to 20, she wanted to leave (WTF!) at the end of the third quarter.

My eldest kids teacher (at their school you stay with the same teacher from 1 to 8th) loves football, and so does her wife. Her wife, however, hates the crowds at games and so can only tollerate about 1 a season. So we each have a built in date to travel to games with (I live up in Davis).

So, I guess not so long as just boring….

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Apr 8, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, your football gf is a lesbian?

That’s kinda cool, I guess.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're dumb she's a les-bi-on

you thought you had found the one

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by CBKWit on Apr 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Married in his mind was no good.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m confused.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny story: turns out the girl that inspired that song was not, in fact, a lesbian. rivers is especially dumb.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That story didn’t have sexy results at all.

by CalBandGreat on Apr 8, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiet, there may be a threesome hidden in here somewhere.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for not giving up on The Cause.

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had sexy results in my pants.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer Pong Tailgating w/ Port-o-Pong Beer Pong Table

Note how I didn’t use the NSFW beer pong pic.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

That seems incredibly unstable.

Also, props to the guy who brought his own growler.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

stable for a ping pong ball on a no-wind day…not stable if one of those faded guys falls on the table. They could use leg supports. In the wind, this table would be flopping all over the place.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

the thing i’ve learned about beer pong is that if it’s possible for someone who’s had too much to fall over and spill beer everywhere, it’s going to happen.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

good point.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Port-o-Pong comes with two replacement patches!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can school you at beer pong.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

how about quarters?

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or...

Beer pong with quarters???

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by HOUSE66 on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

the best of both worlds.

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can school you at beer pong, beirut, quarters, Rishiball… any drinking game.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

that maybe true but who will not get cirrhosis?

PS – If we play you need to bring Desi woman(en).

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, but don’t be disappointed when they are less hot than Frieda Pinto.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

how much less hot.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Significantly, but I find Pinto to be hot.

Also, beer pong and, more specifically, Rishi Ball, is guy time. No girls allowed!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi Ball FTW!

how does one play?

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not something that can be described over e-mail.

You’ll see.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should think about patenting it.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi Ball™

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

POTENTIAL DICK MEASURING CONTEST! I REPEAT POTENTIAL DICK MEASURING CONTEST! RISHI’S EGO AS LARGE AS PREVIOUSLY CONFIRMED. SIZE OF PENIS UNCONFIRMED AND NOBODY WANTS TO ACTUALLY CONFIRM.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes my post was totes for cerealz.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

DICK MEASURING CONTEST CONFIRMED! DICK MEASURING CONTEST CONFIRMED!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh noes…us immature mysoginistic boys are keeping The Lurkers lurking.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow…rec’d!

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh lord.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

chowDAH! You ah a genius!!!!

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by Fire Starkey on Apr 8, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG HOW DARE THEY TALK ABOUT ALCOHOL

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG HOW DARE THEY TALK ABOUT SCHOOLING EVERYBODY AT EVERY SPORT INCLUDING RISHIBALL.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just jealous because you would lose at Rishi Ball.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

aright this made me lol

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 8, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Rishi will win…perhaps I can trick him by me drinking iced tea?

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

love the tucked in polo lol

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 8, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Miller’s Surprise #4: Quizz?! Top three will be 1. Best 2. Mays 3. Syd

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by Berkelium97 on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Kinda imposable, Syds number 6 or 8 i think, not likely to happen again.

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by HOUSE66 on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's Syd'God for a reason, y'know.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I completely forgot that he already named Syd. Maybe 3 will be Gronkowski?

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by Berkelium97 on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

seems high for a tight end, doesn’t it? On the other hand, that dude needs to be on this list.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is a future first round pick, which Miller seems to put a lot of weight in

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh…I guess I didn’t know he was Tony G good. If so, # 3 sounds right.

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Gronkowskis killed us last year.

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

he did…as did the entire Arizona team. That was an ass whoopin.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

His brother was the Maryland tight end.

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh jesus

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED

NO ONE IS TONY G GOOD

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller’s argument is kind of stupid there.

Best will be above Quizz in Miller’s rankings (and the eyes of anyone not named Rishi) yet he didn’t get the award. Therefore Quizz is slightly overrated but still a great player (as his # 4 spot acknowledges).

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he thinks that Best should have won the award, but the fact that Rodgers won the award means he’s still a great player.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…and I think some peeps were saying he was like the 6th best back in the Pac.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’m stupid… I was trying to figure out his remaining 5 and I toads forgot about Quizz.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know that in order for beer to be counted as “light” beer, it simply has to have 20% fewer calories than its original brew, irrespective of alcohol content?

So if I took a beer, say Rishi Ale, made it 80% beer and 20% club soda, I could market it as Rishi Ale Light.

Someone needs to study which beer has the best calorie:alcohol ratio.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi Ale Light lacks the delightful taste of Rishi Ale!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it has 20% fewer calories!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Life is way too short for light beer. If you want to save calories sip on good Scotch instead.

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, scotch pong has failed to gain in popularity.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I once played “asshole” drinking Scotch, and apparently I was very popular.

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by CALumbus Bear on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am unfamiliar with this game of which you speak. Please elaborate.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

woah! you will like this game. hard to explain in words though. I don’t really want to google that a work either.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Friday off.

Drinking starts Thursday.

Plz hurry

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard of games having more than one name? Figures.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get a Lost-style flashback on why you’re so bitter?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he is my father. You would be bitter about how your life had turned out too.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday afternoons after class = asshole + nap + rally

Asshole on my bachelor party = fail.

by turkey on Apr 8, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably not the game you’re hoping for. Similarly in Ohio we have a drinking game called “cornhole”. It is also probably not the game you’re hoping for.

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by CALumbus Bear on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are these games you learned in prison, by any chance?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If by “prison” you mean “Ohio”, and that is a somewhat legit definition, then yes.

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by CALumbus Bear on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Explain to me said game(s)! I want to be a hit with my friends this weekend!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, cornhole needs equipment and bean bags, so your best bet is to get a deck of playing cards and go with asshole.

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by CALumbus Bear on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, explain that game then.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You will DEFIANTLY need a spotter, safety reasons.

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by HOUSE66 on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Point of clarification

Do I have to be defiant or does the spotter have to be?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a slightly more complex game, but very, very fun when mastered. This game requires a minimum of 5 people to play. High boot factor.

The first hand of asshole is the establishing hand. This will decide who is the President, V-Pres, Normal People, and the Asshole for the next round.

Approxiametly 6 or 7 cards are dealt to each player, depending on the number playing this can be higher or lower. The rank of the cards is as follows (most powerful to least powerful) 2, A, K, Q, … 4, and 3.
Some is chosen to go first and they play a card, the next person has two options:

to play a card higher than (but not the same) as the previous card.
or to pass on that turn.
For example, if a 4 is lead, a next player must play HIGHER than a 4, the the next player has to play higher than that. A new hand starts when all players pass, or when someone plays a 2 (the most powerful card). The last person to play a card, leads the next hand.

This proceeds until all players are rid of their cards. The first player out of cards is the Pres for the next round, the next out becomes the VP, the next players out are normal, and the last person out is the Asshole.

However lets say that the person leading has two 5’s, this person may play them both, then the next player must play two of the same card HIGHER than five; this player cannot play one card or three cards, only two. As well, three, or even four, of the same card may be lead. The only time a player may lay one card in a situation like this is if it is a two (the power card); a single two, beats everything, and the hand ends followed by a new lead.

The roles for each player are as follows:

President:
can make any player drink at any time, no-one may make the President drink but self. The Pres is the first player to start each round (benefits of power). And the Pres should never have to refill own beer.
Vice President:
can make any player drink at any time (except Pres), the only the Pres or self can make the VP drink. The VP goes second in each round.
Normal People:
These players can make each other drink as well as the Asshole. They play in the order they finished the previous round; first normal out follows the VP, second normal out follows first, etc.
Asshole:
for many reasons, this player is truly the Asshole. This player has to do all dealing of cards, all sweeping of cards after the hands, and can not make any other player drink. The asshole plays last in each round.

A few recommendations, at the end of each round, the players should move seats in order to reflect the hierachy, and proper playing order. Play your lowest cards first. Abuse the power when Pres or VP, but remember it will always come back to haunt you, especially when abusing the Asshole.

Play as many rounds as desired.

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, yeah, that’s awesome. I’ve played said game without alcohol (deuces, presidents, etc).

That toads sounds like a great game to play.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its a game where you throw beanbags into holes in a wooden panel. There are photos of people playing it at tailgates from this past season that I put up on CGB, but Im too lazy to find them.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal-Themed Cornhole?

Cornhole is awesome! (It just so happens that I first played it with a friend that went to Ohio State. He built the board, his wife sewed the bags.)

Anyway, has anybody seen cornhole sold with a Cal theme? I’ve seen it sold with other school logos, but not Cal.

by CalTrump00 on Apr 8, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game has a most unfortunate name.

by CalBandGreat on Apr 8, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent find, Good Sir!

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

notice that they call it a ‘Tailgate Toss’ game, not a ‘Cornhole’ game. 1-point for the Marketers.

by AndBears on Apr 9, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Recd!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happens starting in 2026?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB jumps the shark and it becomes the “Sani-Kleen UC Cal Fan Super Tailgate brought to you by Doritos” and I no longer attend.

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by CALumbus Bear on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, this matters.....

what kind of Doritos

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by HOUSE66 on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Water-flavoured, to simulate a taste we can no longer naturally experience on earth.

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by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Impossible to predict such things in the future! Some sort of “asteroid” or “space rocket” flavor, I suppose.

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by CALumbus Bear on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell does a “space rocket” flavour taste like? We don’t need vehicle-flavoured chips. There’s a reason Lay’s does not come from Detroit.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does the 8th word mean?

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by CALumbus Bear on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aha but to stimulate the broken economy of Detroit they turn all unsold new Ford cars into reusable human energy in the form of crunchy cheesy DORITOS.

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by HOUSE66 on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is slightly preferable to Soylent Green.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way we sell out to Doritos. We are going to the top.

CGB brought to you by JP Stanley Wells Mutual Of America: The Only Bank Left Standing.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for making me lol

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by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for laughing at Twist.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

More accurately, laughing with.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even more accurately, HONK

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for HONK.

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by Berkelium97 on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which bear is better?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for old times sake.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 8, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BN bans exipre in 2026?

by turkey on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kapp as new FB?

Tedford has said fullback is the most wide-open position on the team following the departure of Will Ta’ufo’ou, but he’s been impressed with Will Kapp so far during the spring.

“He’s really done a nice job over the first couple of weeks,” Tedford said. “He has a really good feel for the position.”

Kapp, the son of legendary Cal quarterback Joe Kapp, has emerged along with Brian Holley and John Tyndall as leading candidates for the job so far. Holley has been taking first-team reps recently.

“Evaluation is definitely still in progress, but they are getting better every day,” Tedford said.</

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Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Son of legendary QB becomes a FULLBACK?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda depressing.

It’d be like if my future son became a teller at a bank. Sure, it’s still finance, but… COME ON NOW.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, thats an interesting viewpoint.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting viewpoint? It’s flat out pathetic. Dude’s getting playing time at his own position on his legendary pop’s team, that’s awesome.

by zoonews on Apr 8, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to be nice. In retrospect, I’m an idiot.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re flat-out pathetic.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

fullbacks are still important. a bank teller would be more analogous to a water boy or something. think ‘vital, but underappreciated to the point of invisibility.’ like an actuary or something.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here, at CGB, we appreciate ALL waterboys!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

how about the unarmed by-the-hour “security” guard (rent-a-cop)?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think those are the same, whether they’re guarding banks or football stadiums.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

or protecting idiots who think they contribute to the good of man by sitting in a tree.

"Best is Best" - Every single broadcaster this upcoming season, completely original and funny right???

by HOUSE66 on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

or who currently patrol businesses around 74th & MacArthur in Oakland.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would make sense if actuaries blocked to make room for the real bankers.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I were an actuary!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who let you out of the kitchen?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You hear something new every day.

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This cliche not being one of them.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holley’s stilll numero uno at this point

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

So whats the ratio..

Between one QB to FB son
Or one Banker to Rent a cop son

"Best is Best" - Every single broadcaster this upcoming season, completely original and funny right???

by HOUSE66 on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

What are you asking?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't give any breaks!

BABY && COP Pictures, Images and Photos

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by HOUSE66 on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Somebody is reccing like all of the left side posts. Who is this??

IT’S A CASE FOR THE NO. 1 TWISTNHOOK DETECTIVE AGENCY!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s Avi. The No 97 Berkelium Detective Agency solves another case!

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by Berkelium97 on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

A rival Detective Agency? This won’t end well!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a case for both of you!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not measuring your penis. Please stop asking.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you think it would be bigger than chowder’s bear?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks BearsNecessity / Another Dalai Lama link

A few weeks ago BearsNecessity (= Avinash? I think so but can’t remember why I think so) posted a link to the Dalai Lama’s April 25 lecture at the Greek Theater.

My mom got super excited and begged me to get tickets for her. I tried for a couple hours as soon as they went on sale, but couldn’t get through to a ticket agent on the phone and couldn’t place an order online. She was totally bummed, so I posted an ad on Craigslist offering money and a home-cooked Bengali dinner to anyone with tickets.

This actually worked — sort of. Turns out that His Holiness has a second lecture on April 25, at the Berkeley Community Theater, from 3:45-4:30. Yay!

NOTE:
- This lecture may be in Tibetan.
- There is supposed to be an English translation available. The organizers couldn’t say what that meant … we all get headphones like the UN? (yeah right) Scrolling subtitles via Powerpoint? Nobody knows.
- $25 if you’re a certified Tibetan, $30 for non-Tibetans.
- I called yesterday and got 2 tickets; I think there’s a waiting list for them now. Call the Gyuto Vajrayana Center at (408) 926-9430.

by kolwave on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Certified Tibetan? What the hell does that mean?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

First criteria: Have you ever had to flee your homeland?
Second criteria: Have you ever had to flee your homeland when it’s 50 below?

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Certified Tibetan” – poetic license, actually refers to:

Tibetan Community Member with TANC ID (Tibetan Association of Northern California) – $25

Non-member $30

by kolwave on Apr 8, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if I were a Tibetan immigrant who just came here a couple months ago and don’t have that ID card, I would not be certified?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just pay the extra $5. Sheesh.

by zoonews on Apr 8, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

how dare you put a price on principal! how dare you, sir!

by turkey on Apr 8, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all hypo.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MEAN YOU ARENT A RECENT TIBETAN IMMIGRANT??! ALL MY SEXUAL FANTASIES! RUINED!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Venerable Thupten Donyo sounded like a very nice man, so I would recommend asking him for the $5 break, should such a hypothetical situation ever arise.

by kolwave on Apr 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

danzig is foaming at the mouth

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was indeed a sick video. I will repost it via Vimeo in a few mins.

HAIL HYDROTECH!

by danzig on Apr 8, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That video was cool. I liked the ones from the previous years too.

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by HydroTech on Apr 8, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hit on the stanfurd player at the goal line was tremendous…It was great bc it made the entire blue zone stand up

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Apr 8, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For late afternoon/night games (which we sorely need much more of), I typically throw a small tailgate together in my backyard, complete with beer pong table, bbq, TV indoors, and plenty of beer.

Unfortunately, we only had 2 such games last year. For day games, a smaller group of buddies and I drink beer at the Nymph, rain or shine.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Another question

What do people do AFTER the game?

I typically hit up a friendly frat for some burgers and beer games, and head over to Henry’s afterwards.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Depends what time the game is at.

3:30 end time – Looney’s afterwards – get some food, some beer, and watch the rest of the college football games going on around the country.

6 PM end time – Mayflower to get food, buddy’s apartment to watch another game, get dressed, head out for the night.

9 PM end time – Quick food anywhere, then get ready and drink more.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go home to my “crazy” and “controlling” wife.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh…I usually go home afterwords as we’re all pretty tired.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was afraid this might be the norm.

Also, I am afraid for my future.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 8, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

we start early (~ 4 h pregame)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t fall into the Twist trap.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends, but I almost NEVER make post-game plans, as what I feel like doing almost inevitably depends on how the game goes.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

walk to bart, go home.

sometime my friends think post game is the best time to go to cheeseboard, I usually disagree.

by turkey on Apr 8, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

go immediately to my office, write Reveling in Victory

step 2: go to bar to hang out with friends and watch other games.

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by CBKWit on Apr 8, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats only if we win. Which, hopefully, we will!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suspected list of Furd recruits

Hollllly crap. ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY THREE OFFERS FOR 2010 (at least)?

That’s a lot for a program that claims to have difficulty recruiting because of “academic requirements”.

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Addendum

LINK

Finally, Jim Harbaugh has reportedly told recruits that Cal is sure to offer them as soon as Stanford does, as the Bears salivate over their talent evaluating prowess.

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's planning on putting them all on punt coverage.

We all know how dangerous special teams can be. Gotta have some spare bodies.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’re all going to be tight ends. It’s the new A-11 Offense!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do they need so many players when everyone is going to play both ways?

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Apr 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gay joke?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That list includes 13 QBs and just 1 Center. I’m confused.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This list is still incomplete. But yeah, I don’t get it either.

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 8, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“@ Stanfurd, we over-recruit one position per year. Don’t ask, we don’t know why either.”

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling this would all be a lot more hilarious if anyone at Stanford cared enough to make a blog so we could talk shit to them.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s even more damning, is that they’re the Silicon Valley!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting a Stanford blog

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could be the Stanfurd Twist!

and if you need the overpriviledged white kid perspective, remember I’m from OC, I can probably help you out…

Daddy, promised me a 700 series bmw if I was accepted to Stanfurd, but since he had to donate a building to get me in, I’m getting a 500 series

Life’s not fair!

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 8, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did Coach Harbaugh say to Tedford?

lol at least i can beat usc HONK

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst OLine Ever!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMPORTANT FANTASY BASEBALL QUESTION

So I’m going to be in New Orleans tomorrow, doing my presentation on the treesitters. I originally was going to be presenting during the day, and be done by draft time, but they just moved my presentation to accomodate for another presenter. As such, I’m presenting between 8:30-10 (CDT). That means that I’ll be presenting during the draft. I can try to bring a laptop to the panel and be a dick to the other presenters, I can autodraft to start, or we could possibly change the time to an hour later.

Does anyone have a problem with an hour later? If there are any problems, I’ll just suck it up. Except for Yellowfever, you should just get drunk and stay up all night

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t care…if we aren’t present for the draft, will we get “the best player available?”

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will autopick the next highest ranked player based on your roster, or your predraft rankings.

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by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you aren’t present for the draft, you’re dead to me.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, baseball sucks.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

JFC

We’re going to start at 11 PM now? I guess that’s ok. It’s not like I do anything on Fridays anyway…

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 8, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cool with pushing it back. We’ll be into the cruddy rounds by the time ‘The Office’ starts anyway.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 8, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'll be late for me since I'm Central Time

but I don’t care if I autodraft. Can I set it so it picks immediately instead of you guys having to wait 60 seconds every time my name comes up?

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Apr 8, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, you can set it, after the first time through (to give you time to load if you’re just late) it will autopick.

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by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many hot chicks have you seen in NO so far?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at work right now, I’ll be in NO tomorrow early afternoon.

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by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics of hot girls by tomorrow afternoon.

Thanks.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have a problem. Planning to leave the house at 9 Pacific, but you’re running the show, so I won’t mind if I get cut off at the end of the draft.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 8, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You couldn’t have broken that news here too?

Jeez.

by CaliforniaBone on Apr 8, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SO PUMPED FOR FANTASY BASEBALL EVEN THOUGH WE ARE STARTING A WEEK LATE.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, I haven’t even done a minute’s worth of “research”

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. I’ve also already had two drafts.

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by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

as I mentioned the other day, in my other league I’m losing to a team called hugdickthnx

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

just go with your gut.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then, you have a lot to work with HIYO

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what I’m doing, but I joined anyway. Yay!

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by Berkelium97 on Apr 8, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cameron Morrah moves way up Todd McShay’s Draftboard… the #80 overall prospect and #6 TE

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfldraft/draft/tracker/player?id=24791

I agree.

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

6 TE’s in the Top 80? Isn’t that a lot? I imagine DE/OLB/CB/OT make up like what, 40% of the Top 80?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

off topic.

is there a mobil/crackberry version of the CGB?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Apr 8, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a mobile sbnation, but no posting.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The plus side is that, after a game, you can usually read analysis within an hour.

It was useful after the USC game. I was waiting for friends to get ready to start drinking, so I read up some analysis and pretended that those opinions were my own.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming you break through the mass system overload that is Memorial with all the kids on their iPhones/ATT network.

Darn kids, get off my cell network!

by turkey on Apr 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not an iphone child. You can rest in peace.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I can’t make a call within a quarter-mile of the stadium after games.

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by Berkelium97 on Apr 8, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel ya....

I don’t usually try to call any one until we are well away from the stadium, either on the way to food and beer or home.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed 2 new posters today, one possibly a student

Welcome be to them.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Can they argue longshore/riley?

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by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can but then unwelcome be to them. Plus they leave themselves wide open to being measured directly vs. Rishi’s penis.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 8, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

40" v 0.4"

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Apr 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praise Be To Bak Bak For ThisBounty!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Rowland Enjoys Cal More Than Furd (DUH)

LINK

Nick Rowland (Peoria, Ariz./ Centennial) is one of the elite linemen in the West region. He has several Pac 10 offers, including Washington, Cal, Arizona, Arizona State, Stanford and Oregon.

Rowland attended junior days and Stanford and Cal earlier in the year and enjoyed both campuses.

“I liked Cal better and was more comfortable there but I had a good time at both schools,” Rowland said. “With Cal, I just like the program, the city, the coaches and I just fit in well there. I like the upgrades their planning to do to their facilities and I had a great time at the basketball game when they played UCLA and ESPN Gameday was there.”

“With Stanford, the thing that stood out the most was coach [John] Harbaugh. He’s a great guy with a lot of energy and of course the academics at Stanford are second to none.”

Rowland is looking to possibly visit Oregon, where his dad lives and could be closing in on a few more scholarship offers.

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

kwote correction

"With Stanford, the thing that stood out the most was coach [John] Harbaugh. He’s a great guy with a lot of energy and of course the academics at Stanford are second to none Cal’s."

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine just told me hes going to tonight Giants game with a sign that says “HEBREW HAMMER ONLY HITS MATZOH BALLS ON PASSOVER” with a photo of Ryan Braun.

I think he should take a sign that says “Why is this night different from all other nights? BECAUSE THE GIANTS MIGHT WIN!”

I like my sign better.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not well versed in Jewish humor… can you Catholicize this for me?

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Braun is apparently Jewish and is called Hebrew Hammer. So, the first sign is saying that he won’t be hitting baseball, but, in fact, matzoh balls (which would be, ostensibly, matzoh in ball form?). As for the second sign.

As for the second, I’ll let Judaism 101 with its “Seder: Intermediate Level” explain that:

The best-known quote from the Pesach Haggadah is, “why is this night different from all other nights?” This line is usually recited by the youngest person at the table (or at least, the youngest person capable of reciting it). It is meant to express the child’s confusion at the difference between a typical every-day or holiday meal and the unusual features of the seder.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically…well…there’s a lot of guilt involved…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 8, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The catholic version would be JC only hits for the cycle once a year…and dont eat meat on Fridays or your grandma will tell you that you are going to hell

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, hes a Giants fan and is self-loathing. So, for 2 reasons he didnt want to take it!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 8, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAGIN MAHARG:

You changed a lot of the categories in Fantasy Baseball… Can we keep 2B, BB, and/or OPS for batters… and IP, QS, and/or H ????

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, we can. In the thread about fantasy baseball noone said that they wanted those stats, so I took them out.

If anyone can rec the fantasy baseball fanpost it will show up again and any discussion can be had then.

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by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll throw in 2B, OPS, IP, and QS. Those seem like they aren’t heavily replicated by the other stats that we have.

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by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds good

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Carroll’s new recruiting strategy. I hope the NFL takes him soon…or the SEC.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re a day late

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 8, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 8, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Carroll went to UCLA?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s a tailgate, I’ll fly down from Seattle for it. Also, this is an argument against a tailgate.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 8, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we finally have that threeway then?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 9, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong “their” rec.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

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by HydroTech on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

best idea evair

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 9, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

When is it?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 9, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, we’re carding at the door.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 9, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

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