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DBD 4.30.2009: ¡unƃǝq sɐɥ uoıʇnloʌǝɹ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ

˙˙˙ʇı ʎɹʇ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ˙ʇıɟʇno ǝlqɐʇdǝɔɔɐ uɐ ʇou sı ɐsɹǝʌ-ǝɔıʌ puɐ sʇɹıɥs sɐ sʇuɐd 'ʇsıʍʇ 'ou puɐ ¡sllɐqǝʎǝ ǝʇɐɔılǝp ɹnoʎ puɐ sʎnƃ noʎ ʍǝɹɔs ˙uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ oʇ ƃuıuɹɐǝl ʇɹɐʇs uɐɔ noʎ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʇsod ʇɹɐʇs oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯɐ ı ¡ǝsuǝsuou uʍop-ǝpısdn sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʇı pɐɥ ǝʌɐɥ ı 'ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ noʎ ʇnq ˙ʇuɐsɐǝldun sɐʍ ʇı ˙sʇuɐd sɐ sʇɹıɥs puɐ sʇɹıɥs sɐ sʇuɐd ƃuıɹɐǝʍ ʇɹɐʇs p,ı˙˙˙spɹnoʍ oʇuı s,n, ɯnopuɐɹ ʇɹǝsuı plnoʍ ı˙˙˙pɐoɹ ǝɥʇ uo ʎɐʍ ƃuoɹʍ ǝɥʇ ǝʌıɹp plnoʍ ı˙˙˙uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʇıɹʍ ʇɹɐʇs plnoʍ ı ˙ƃuıuǝddɐɥ pǝʇɹɐʇs sʇɔǝɟɟǝ ǝpıs ǝɥʇ uǝɥʇ ʇnq 'llǝʍ ƃuıoƃ llɐ sɐʍ ʇı ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ɟo ʇɹɐ ǝɥʇ pǝɹǝʇsɐɯ ʎllɐuıɟ pɐɥ ı ƃuıuıɐɹʇ ɟo sɥʇuoɯ lɐɹǝʌǝs ɹǝʇɟɐ 'ʎɐʍʎuɐ ˙(¡ɔd xnuıl ʎɯ sɐʍ sıɥʇ puɐ) ɥʇɐǝp ɟo uǝǝɹɔs ǝnlq ǝɥʇ ǝɯ ǝʌɐƃ puɐ sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝsɐǝldsıp sɐʍ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ʇnq 'dn-ǝpıs-ʇɥƃıɹ pǝʎɐldsıp ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ǝlıɥʍ uʍop ǝpısdn ʎɐldsıp oʇ ɹoʇıuoɯ ǝuo ploʇ ı ˙uoıssnɔsıp ʇuɐsɐǝld ɐ ʇou s,ʇı ˙uʍop ǝpısdn sı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʎɥʍ ʞɹoʍ ʇɐ ǝuoǝɯos oʇ ƃuıuıɐldxǝ ʎɹʇ noʎ ʇnq 'uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʎɐldsıp oʇ ɹoʇıuoɯ ʎɯ ƃuıllǝʇ pǝıɹʇ ı ˙uʍop ǝpısdn llɐ sɐʍ ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq llǝʍ ʎɹǝʌ ʇı pɐǝɹ ʇ,uplnoɔ ı˙˙˙ǝɔıɹd ɐ ʇɐ ǝɯɐɔ uoıʇısuɐɹʇ uoıʇɐuqs ǝɥʇ ʇnq ˙suoıssnɔsıp pǝsɐq-ʇuǝɯɯoɔ oʇ ǝʌıɔnpuoɔ os sɐʍ ɯɹoɟʇɐld ǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ɹǝʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹɐlnƃǝɹ ɐ ǝɯɐɔǝq puɐ uoıʇɐuqs oʇ ɥɔʇıʍs ǝɥʇ pǝʎoɾuǝ ı ˙ʍou ǝlıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ qƃɔ ɟo ɹǝpɐǝɹ lɐʎol ɐ uǝǝq ǝʌ,ı

EDIT: For those who want a Berkelium-English translation of this DBD, click here.

And for those of you who can't read this (and Twist), here's an award-winning clip of a man getting hit in the groin by a football.

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