DBD 4.23.2009 WWE Backlash Preview
Twist called me out last month in asking why we didn't have a Wrestlemania preview. Well, now you've done it. I'm going to have to preview every WWE PPV from now on, complete with predictions. And away we go!
Santina on Khali Kiss Cam
via www.wwe.com
I have no idea what the hell is going on here. From what I gather, this involves a cross-dressing Italian and a gigantic Punjabi Playboy who wants to make out with him/her/it. On PPV.
yellow fever's prediction: Pain
CM Punk vs. Kane
via www.wwe.com
Just a few weeks ago I was facing a choice between buying the new Kane 3-disc DVD set for 12 bucks or the Sex in the City movie for the girlfriend for 20 bucks. The fact that I even had to think about it should tell you just how enthusiastic I am for matches involving Kane. But I did end up buying the DVD set, mostly because I'd have never have told this story had it ended with my buying the Sex in the City movie. Still, this should be mostly inoffensive, even if I don't care at all what happens.
yellow fever's prediction: CM Punk via GTS
Chris Jericho vs. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
via www.wwe.com
Pro wrestling and major league baseball are the only sports in which a 56-year old can compete on equal footing with a 39-year old. In recognition, here are a collection of Jayson Stark "GEE WHIZ ISN'T BASEBALL GREAT" quotes.
yellow fever's prediction: Chris Jericho via the Walls of Jericho
Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy - I Quit Match
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I'd have much preferred the Jeff Hardy/Christian angle that everyone knew was coming back around Royal Rumble time, but I don't think there's anything wrong with doing the whole brother vs. brother feud. Or maybe there is, because I never watch Smackdown and I don't see these guys anymore, but I get the feeling that I care about this less than I should. Also in question is Jeff Hardy's whole contract status and the fact that Matt's been beating the hell out of him in each of their matches. But Jeff's got to win sometime, right? I just can't see him being booked to give up in an I Quit match.
yellow fever's prediction: Jeff Hardy via random submission move (has he ever used a submission move?)
WWE Champion Triple H, Batista, Shane McMahon vs. Legacy
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This match is strikingly similar to the main event at King of the Ring 2000 which had Triple H/Shane McMahon/Vince McMahon vs. Rock/Kane/Undertaker, which ended with the Rock winning the WWE Championship by beating Triple H in a six-man tag.
Yeah. I did remember that off the top of my head.
Anyway, I don't have particularly high hopes for the match itself, but I do enjoy the MacTerminator, pondering just how juiced Batista is, and Randy Orton's theme music. And maybe someday Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. will get personalities of their own, although past precedents The World's Greatest Tag Team and the Edgeheads make me somewhat doubtful.
yellow fever's prediction: Batista over Orton via spear
ECW Champion Jack Swagger vs. Christian
via www.wwe.com
I'm not sure what the deal is with this Jack Swagger character. Exactly what kind of nickname is "The All-American American"? As opposed to the All-Canadian American? All-Albanian American? All-Ghanian American? It boggles the mind. I expect Christian to win this match though just because Swagger's championship run seems to have run his course, and having Christian as champion to feud with some of the newer guys on the ECW roster - Tyson Kidd, Evan Bourne, Vladimir Koslov - makes more sense, Koslov in particular. Although I think like everyone else, I'm just waiting for the inevitable Edge & Christian reunion. Streamers rule!
yellow fever's prediction: Christian via Killswitch
World Heavyweight Champion John Cena vs. Edge - Last Man Standing Match
via www.wwe.com
Having watched the entirety of the Edge: Decade of Decadence DVD set over the past two weeks, I've come to the following conclusions:
Personality-wise, Goofy Edge & Christian Edge > Hardcore Edge > Ultimate Opportunist Edge > Smiling Babyface Edge.
Match-wise, Smiling Babyface Edge > Hardcore Edge > Goofy Edge & Christian Edge > Ultimate Opportunist Edge.
That said, heel John Cena was totally awesome and I loved his freestyles. It's really too bad they renamed the F-U, though.
yellow fever's prediction: John Cena via Attitude Adjustment through a table - or Edge via Conchairto (w/Christian!)
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Men's Gymnastics kicks ass in Minnesota
Senior Evan Roth won his first-ever national championship on still rings at the 2009 NCAA Championships in the individual portion on Saturday evening. Roth notched a 15.600 to take home the title. “This is inexplicable at the moment,” Roth said. “I’ve been working all year for this. This is a dream come true.” Roth’s individual title is the 29th in program history and the 12th in the past nine years at Cal. Roth’s 15.600 tied his career best.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
This is the first of many Cal beat-downs at Minnesota this year. Get used to it, Minnesotans! You should hide in the basements of your igloos!
Driver of the Cal Um Bus
by CALumbus Bear on Apr 23, 2009 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s no proof! It’s only highly likely!
Stop taunting the gods!
by Yes We Cannon on Apr 23, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Track hosts Brutus Hamilton Invitational and New York Road Runners Distance Carnival
here – (although why would Cal be hosting a New York event? What’s in a name?)
This Week
California hosts the Brutus Hamilton Invitational and the New York Road Runners Distance Carnival this weekend at Edwards Stadium on Friday, April 24, and Saturday, April 25. On Friday, the running events begin at 4 p.m. with the women’s 400-meter hurdles. The NYRR Distance Carnival goes from 5:45 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Friday night. The Cal men are currently ranked No. 23 in the USTFCCCA rankings.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
No. 5 Women's Water Polo heads for Hawaii
This Week in Cal Women’s Water Polo
The No. 5 Golden Bears (30-6 overall and 3-4 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) are making the trip across the Pacific to the state of Hawaii for the annual Mountain Pacific Sports Federation Tournament. The championships will be held Friday, April 24 through Sunday, April 26 at the University of Hawaii in Honolulu. Cal, the four seed, will take on fifth-seeded No. 6 San Jose State on Friday at 10:30 p.m. PST. In round two of the tournament, the Bears will either play No. 1-seed USC or eighth-seeded Arizona State on Saturday, depending on which teams lose and win.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Women's Soccer Hosts Fundraiser for Trip to Italy
BERKELEY – The California women’s soccer team is holding its 15th annual 7 vs. 7 spring tournament on Saturday, April 25, to raise funds for its upcoming summer trip to Italy. The tournament will take place at Cal’s Memorial Stadium and games will start at 9:30 a.m. and end around 4 p.m.
The Bears are heading to Italy from May 25-June 5 for the first international trip in program history. The team is currently accepting donations for the trip. For those who are interested in donating to Cal Women’s Soccer’s first-ever foreign tour, please call Neil McGuire at 510 643 8100 or E-mail him at nmcguire@berkeley.edu.
Cal will play host to Stanford, the California Storm of the Women’s Premier Soccer League (WPSL), Saint Mary’s, UC Davis, Pacific and Sacramento State.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Q & A with Elizabeth T Jahp
I have no idea what a draw control is.
CalBears.com recently spoke with senior attacker/midfielder Elizabeth T Jahp, who leads California in draw controls with a career-high 29. The Lake Forest, Ill., product has also posted careers highs in goals (10), assists (8) and points (18) this season. T, as she’s known, is preparing to enter MPSF Tournament play against Saint Mary’s this Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at Stanford. Jahp, a mass communications major, will graduate next month.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Women's Crew to battle Washington for Simpson Cup
This Week
California faces Washington at 9 a.m. on Saturday, April 25, on Montlake Cut in Seattle. The Golden Bears’ top-ranked varsity 8+ will take on the Huskies’ fourth-ranked varsity 8+ for the Simpson Cup, the trophy awarded annually to the winner of the Pac-10 rivals’ varsity 8+ race. Under the leadership of Cal head coach Dave O’Neill, the four-time Pac-10 Coach of the Year including in 2008, the Bears have won the Simpson Cup six straight years.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Wilner takes a stab at projecting Cal/Stanford/SJ State prospects
* Cal
C Alex Mack: Best pure center in the draft. Tested well, including a 5.17-second 40. Could end up with the Super Bowl champ Steelers at the end of the first round. (Oregon center Max Unger is also a candidate for that spot.) Projected round: 2nd.
TE Cameron Morrah: Good hands and speed but there are serious questions about his blocking skills and overall readiness for the NFL. Had he stayed in school and played well/tested well, he might have been a second or third rounder next spring. Projected Round: 5th.
LB Zack Follett: His 40 time was a shade under 4.7, which isn’t good for an outside linebacker (can he hold up in coverage?). Has the instincts and the accomplishments but is a classic case a very good college player whose skills don’t translate to being a very good pro — unless he simply proves everyone wrong. Projected round: 6th.
Possible 7th rounders/probable free agents: QB Nate Longshore, LB Anthony Felder, LB Worrell Williams and FB Will Ta’ufo’ou. Add: DE Rulon Davis.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Why did Cameron declare Sanchez?
Does anyone have word on the goings on into his decision to declare for the draft? From what I see on ESPN and such, there’s a lot of good TE’s available this year. Would next year be even more competitive? Is 5th as high as he could ever go?
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball loses to Stanford:
STANFORD, CALIF. – The California baseball team got big games offensively from junior second baseman Jeff Kobernus and sophomore first baseman Mark Canha, but could not hold off Stanford, falling 11-7 Wednesday evening at Sunken Diamond. Cal, which had fallen behind 5-1 after three innings could never catch up, dropping to 18-20 overall. The Cardinal improved to 17-16. Kobernus, who was the Pac-10 Player of the Week last week, finished the game 3-for-5 with a two-run homer in the fourth inning and an RBI single in the fifth. Canha, who is now batting .399 on the year, was 2-for-4 with an RBI ground out in the first inning and a two-run triple in the fifth inning.
Cal scored the game’s first run in the top of the first inning when junior center fielder Brett Jackson led-off with a walk, stole second base and advanced to third base on sophomore shortstop Brian Guinn’s single through the right side. Jackson then scored on Canha’s RBI ground out to shortstop.
Stanford answered with a run in the bottom of the first on Cal starter Brian Diemer’s (1-5, 2.1 innings, six hits, five runs, two walks, one strikeout) wild pitch after Diemer had walked Colin Walsh and gave up a one-out single to Toby Gerhart. The Cardinal then pushed across five runs off of Diemer in the third inning on an RBI double by Gerhart, an RBI single by Kellen Kiilsgaard and a two-run homer to center field by Brent Milleville.
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Womens Tennis heads to pac10 championship:
THIS WEEK: The No. 8-ranked California women’s tennis team (17-4, 7-1 Pac-10, second place) will join the Pacific-10 conference’s other eight teams as it heads to Ojai, Calif. this weekend for the Pac-10 Tennis Championships at the Ojai Valley Tennis Club and Libbey Park. The four-day tournament (Thursday, April 23 through Sunday, April 26) will decide the league’s men’s and women’s singles and doubles champions. The 32-player singles draw consists of three student-athletes from each school and five wild card players to be selected at the discretion of the draw committee. The 16-team doubles draw consists of one doubles team from each school and seven wild card teams selected by the committee. The Pac-10 Championships will be held in conjunction with the 109th Annual Ojai Valley Tennis Tournament with matches beginning at 8 a.m. on Thursday, April 23. Two rounds of singles will be played on the first day while one round of singles and two rounds of doubles will be played on the second day. Thursday and Friday matches will be held at the Ojai Valley Tennis Club with Saturday and Sunday matches moving to Libbey Park. The singles championship match will be held at 11 a.m. on Sunday, April 26 with the doubles championships to be held at 2 p.m.
WHO’S WHO?: Pac-10 women occupy 23 spots on the ITA’s Top-125 singles rankings list through April 21. Of the Top-30 players in the nation, nine hail from the Pac-10. Seven Conference teams are represented by ranked individuals, with sophomore Hilary Barte of Stanford topping that list at No. 5.
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Mens Tennis heads to Pac10 Championship:
THIS WEEK: The No. 48-ranked California men’s tennis team (10-10, 2-4 Pac-10, fifth-place tie) will join the Pacific-10 conference’s other six teams as it heads to Ojai, Calif. this weekend for the Pac-10 Tennis Championships at Libbey Park. The four-day tournament (Thursday, April 23 through Sunday, April 26) will decide the league’s men’s and women’s singles and doubles champions. The 32-player singles draw consists of four student-athletes from each school and four wild card players to be selected at the discretion of the draw committee. The 16-team doubles draw consists of two doubles teams from each school and two wild card teams selected by the committee. The Pac-10 Championships will be held in conjunction with the 109th Annual Ojai Valley Tennis Tournament with matches beginning at 8 a.m. on Thursday, April 23. Two rounds of singles will be played on the first day while one round of singles and two rounds of doubles will be played on the second day. The singles championship match will be held at 9:30 a.m. on Sunday, April 26 with the doubles championships to be held at 12:30 p.m.
WHO’S WHO?: 15 Pac-10 singles players are ranked in the ITA Top-125 national men’s singles rankings (as of April 21). Six Conference teams are represented by ranked individuals, with USC junior Robert Farah topping the list at No. 7, and joined in the Top-25 by Stanford sophomore Alex Clayton at No. 20.
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all links SF Gate unless otherwise noted.
Express toll lanes, or “Lexus lanes,” might be coming to the Bay Area. I wonder how much it will cost…to me, a huge issue is the Bay Bridge backup in SF (headed EB) in the evening. I hope the new Bay Bridge expedites traffic.
Chevron’s counsel might need a counselor after the shit he allegedly pulled in Gitmo.
SF’s Acme Chophouse near the Phone Booth flops.
National Park ranger’s are going to Sizzler tonight! I’m pumped about this.
Teen’s aren’t buying stupid expensive ripped cargo shorts anymore (NYT).
Some homoeowners have decided now’s a good time to remodel (NYT).
NIH stimulus package funds are creating anxiety, hope in the science community (Science):

Sports
More Ninersnation draft analysis. Great stuff over there.
Longshore & the draft:
Most draft analysts don’t even have Longshore listed as one of the top 25 quarterbacks in the draft. When Kiper was asked on a conference call last week if he thought Longshore would go undrafted, he answered "Yes" without hesitation.
But Longshore is staying positive. Saying that he feels healthy for the first time since that career-altering ankle injury at Oregon in 2007, Longshore is confident he can play in the NFL, even if he has to go the free agent route this fall.
"I’m excited to get the opportunity to go in there and show what I’m capable of," Longshore said. "As long as I get that chance, I’ll live. I’m just ready to go to work somewhere. I’m looking forward to August, getting into some preseason games and doing what i’m capable of doing when I feel good."
Longshore says he didn’t feel completely healthy in any game since the middle of the 2007 season. He said the affects of the ankle injury stayed with him for the rest of that year, and then the partially torn pectoral muscle he suffered last spring hindered him for all of 2008.
He says he feels healthy now. He had a good showing at Cal’s Pro Day last month and last week worked out for the 49ers. His agent, Erik Burkhardt, has been sending film to NFL teams of Longshore’s 2006 season, just to illustrate what his client can do when he’s healthy. He’s also juxtaposing that to film of the past two years, to show the difference the injuries made.
Longshore and Burkhardt said they have received increased interest during these last few days before the draft, and Burkhardt believes Longshore will be drafted in the fifth or sixth round. At the very least, Longshore should be in a camp this fall as a free agent–He said the reason he played better in the first half during games is he was able to get shot up with pain medication before the game, so the injuries didn’t affect him as much. But as the pain medication wore off, his game suffered. He couldn’t get another injection at halftime of games because it wasn’t considered to be medically safe.
–After complaining at the end of the season that he didn’t get a fair chance this season, Longshore said having time to reflect gave him more understanding of Jeff Tedford’s decision-making.
"If you have one guy who is completely healthy and coming on strong and your veteran is a little banged up, you have to do what you feel is best," Longshore said. "I can’t blame him or be mad at him for that. I don’t fault him for anything. I understand that I wasn’t playing nearly as well as I needed to be effective."
–Longshore said he never considered shutting it down and trying to get an extra year. He felt he could play through the injuries and give the team a chance to win.
–Longshore said he is throwing the ball right now even better than he did in 2006. He said he worked out with former Cal receiver Lavelle Hawkins the other day and Hawkins told him, "When did you start throwing like this?"
–No matter what happens this weekend, this is an exciting time of Longshore’s life. He and his wife, Rachel, are expecting a baby girl in August.
"There’s a lot going on and I’m definitely enjoying it," he said. "There are lots of things that make life great, and it’s not always football. But I’m definitely having a good time. Life couldn’t be any better."
–Longshore said he expects to finish up his American Studies degree this summer.Looks like Nate and I will be first time fathers this August. I had no idea he was partially injured for most of 2008.
YO also has a Longshore feature in the CCTimes. I could get used to this type of YO output.
Wilner, for some reason, thinks he knows enough about Cal football to create a depth chart:
WOLB: Devin Bishop/Jarred Price
Bishop had better get ready for a fierce competition that will last well into the regular season. Look for Jerome Meadows, another JC transfer, to compete for time.
WILB: Mike Mohamed/Robert Mullins
Just a guess with Mullens.
SILB: Mychael Kendricks/D.J. Holt
Kendricks started on the outside this spring and moved inside. Might see Holt as the No. 2 WILB.
SOLB: Eddie Young/Ryan Davis
Davis, a JC transfer, could be a very good option at several positions. Bear must figure out the best way to use all their incoming LBs.Thoughts on Mo being the mike backer? Isn’t Ryan Davis the leading candidate for WOLB (is this the Will)?
KenCraw on spring scrimmage:
Overall, I don’t yet see a team that is poised to make a run at the Rose Bowl, but I do see one that with some modest improvement in key areas, particularly QB, FB and O-Line, could be in position to do that. They’ve got to be ready to make that run right out of the gates because Maryland would love to prove that last year’s game was not an aboration and the first two conference games are the likely challengers for the Pac-10 crown.Make sure to read the whole article…it’s really good!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Didn’t know that Longshore was injured either.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
it wasn't talked about, but I remember it being
mentioned at least once that he hurt his shoulder (peck, sort of fits that)
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Apr 23, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure Olsonist will be thrilled by Nate’s thoughts on the QB controversy.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
another possible reason behind Longshore--->Riley @ USC?
He couldn’t get another injection at halftime of games because it wasn’t considered to be medically safe.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Worst. DBD. EVAIR!!!!
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
What about if all I did was link to a bunch of Starkey game recaps?
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Good point!
Imagine all the heads exploding after listening to that. CGB would be defunct in a matter of days since all the posters would be dead.
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by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
WTFuck you talking about?
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I take it you’re a wrestling fan, Twist
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by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I was, but also I’m realistic about the kwality of my DBDs. This isnt even in the Top 10 stinkeroos compared to mine!
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Another good point...
I’m so out of touch with wrestling that I gave a knee jerk reaction to all the pics of absurd, hypo inflated roid heads.
I miss Brutus Beefcake and Big JOHN STUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Minnesota 2008 results
I see some concern about the Minnesota game and I am truly puzzled. Minnie is a fraud. They were a fraud last year in a crap conference and until they prove otherwise, they will continue to be a fraud in a crap conference.
Their coach is a “recruiter” and is yet to prove he can coach his way out of a paper bag.
2008 results
31-27 N. Illinois
42-17 @Bowling Green
35-23 Montana St.
37-3 Fla Atlantic
21-34 @Ohio St
16-7 Indiana
27-20 @Illinois
17-6 @Purdue
17-24 Northwestern
6-29 Michigan
32-35 @ Wisconsin
0-55 Iowa
21-42 Kansas- Insight Bowl
Does this impress you in any way? The only jaw dropping results are losing by 55 at home to a decent Iowa team and getting blasted at home by a truly horrendous Michigan team. While past results are not a predictor of the future, I just don’t see a very good team here. Cal should win this game fairly easily.
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sounds a lot like Maryland last year
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Cal should win this game fairly easily.
Now, thats a sentence that freaks me out more than “Honey, I think I’m late” or even “Honey, please don’t look at your credit card bill for a while.”
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by TwistNHook on Apr 23, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Honey, I think I’m late
MOST TERRIFYING WORDS THAT ANY GIRLFRIEND/SPOUSE CAN UTTER
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
That was an unexpectedly extreme response. Does this mean we should be expecting little yellow fevers in our future?
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Well, no, but it was quite terrifying when the girlfriend would pull this on me every month for about the first six months of our relationship.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats the sort of torture we SHOULD be using on our enemies. Fuck waterboarding!
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emotional torture is still torture.....
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Apr 23, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Except Maryland had better players and a history of playing well against the better teams on its schedule.
It should be noted that Minnesota’s starting RB and breakout true frosh performer was DeLeon Eskridge of Serra HS in San Mateo, so maybe he has a little bit of a revenge factor there (not that that ever means much)
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Plus, I'll take Friedgen (sp) over Brewster any day
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by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Minnesota’s returning 18 of 22 starters.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
And most of them suck.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve always found that statistic to be pretty meaningless. It assumes that the 18 guys returning are all going to get better, which isn’t always the case, and it assumes that they were pretty good to begin with, which also isn’t always the case.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
agreed….still, I’m leary of the midwest game and an earlier start time with JT thinking it’s ok to travel the night before. Also, they are breaking in a brand spankin new outdoor stadium:
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this bitch seats 50 k…some of which will be able to get drunk inside the stadium
St. Paul, Minn. — University of Minnesota President Roberts Bruininks is asking the board of regents to let the school apply for a state liquor license in order to serve beer and wine at the University’s new football stadium.
But a game day beer, or glass of wine, would only be available to those willing to pay for expensive seats.
That could be one of the hundreds of premium season pass club seats ranging in price from $1,800 to $3,000 a year, or the 50-plus four person semi-private boxes that go for $10,000 a season. And for a drink in real style, there’s always the 37 private suites being built into the stadium. They’ll hold 19 people and cost $45,000 a year.
But under the plan, alcohol would not be available for fans in the rest of the 50,000 seat stadium.
Great. Drunk students & alumni. The humidity can be a factor in the Midwest in late summer, iirc.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
It’ll be the second game in the stadium… and I don’t know how many times the players had to say this, but they all believed the humidity was a much greater factor @ Maryland than the start time… which is sometimes later for Midwest games anyway… could be a 12:30 PST gametime….
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
In other words
I don’t see the Bears losing this game unless we shoot ourselves in the foot..
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I don’t either but it we’re definitely been known to do that.
You are right…they play Air Force the week before.
I’m going to go with a 10:30/11 AM PST kick for this game…perhaps even earlier.
And I pray to Bak Bak that Tedford flies the team in on Thursday night. Fuck a class.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
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Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I have been saying this since halftime of that game
HUMIDITY HUMIDITY HUMIDITY
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don’t you have Minnesota roots…is there bad humidity there late in the summer? I’ve been in Madison where you step outside for 5 minutes and your shirt is wet. Not fun for us Californians.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
good memory Carp!
I lived there until I was 7. It is humid, but I had never experienced anything like Maryland last fall. Even the Marylanders said it was very unusual for that time of year – such is the luck of the Golden Bears.
It’s possible that it will be pretty hot, but I doubt the weather will have the kind of impact that it did in College Park last year.
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that sounds good…while you were responding I did some crack research on weather.com. The best I could come up with is that the average September temps are comparable between Berkeley and St Paul. The average precipitation which, I guess, is an ok metric for humidity, 6 times higher in St Paul. Basically, I haven’t found very much info this far in advance.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
that seems reasonable
As Cal fans, we should expect nothing less than abnormally horrible weather. So, thunderbolts and lightening are going to light up the sky(yy). And tornadoes. And snow.
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by CBKWit on Apr 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wait. You are fans of teams from Pennsylvania, California, Washington, plus you lived in Minnesota. You have a more confusing sports lineage then I do.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we’ve determined CBKWit is a spy, so he has to be untraceable. Hence, random teams.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
My dad is from Pittsburgh, so I grew up rooting for the Penguins (I got to see Lemieux in the Stanley Cup in Minneapolis) and the Steelers. Since we lived in Minnesota until I was 7, I was a Twins fan (this was back when they were winning word series…I moved to Washington 2 months before they won in ’91). The Pirates were good back then too, but the Twins were better, and local. Vikings (still have a soft spot for them) were secondary to the Steelers, and we liked the North Stars too but they moved to Dallas and became the hated Stars. Timberwolves sucked and I never became a big NBA fan.
In Washington, I picked up the Mariners (and the Tacoma Tigers, back when they were the A’s triple A affiliate…Todd Van Poppel!) and the Canucks, since the Stars were off to Dallas and the Canucks were the closest thing to a local team. I saw Bure beat Gretzky in Vancouver and played a bunch of tournaments up there. In general, I pull for Canadian teams in the NHL playoffs unless they’re playing the Pens
Teams I also liked as a kid for no good reason: Niners, FSU Seminoles, Michigan (I have ~15 relatives who went there going back ~150 years), Cal bball when they had Jason Kidd and I was mad at my mom so I liked them better than Michigan for a day, Xavier because I liked their name.
Then I came to Cal and here I am. Thus concludes this incredibly important expose on my fanhood.
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I feel like I just learned something important.
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You are an awful spy. You just revealed all of that information to us. You fail.
That is interesting though. I was born in Indiana (Pacers), moved to Vancouver (Canucks), and then the Bay (Cal, A’s; but my dad was always a fan of those teams so they were inevitable).
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Ya, he revealed it all without the use of any waterboarding.
But that doesnt mean we still CANT use it!
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Or we could just have his spouse say that she is late. Because you said that is worse than waterboarding.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
The hottest girl I knew at Cal was from Iowa
AND she was Indian (dot not feather).
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea but did you hit it?
that’s the only important question.
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Nailed it.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
How many University of Iowa students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there’s not electricity in Iowa.
The best one in this series is ucla. The answer: one – she holds it still while the rest of the world revolves around her.
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by CBKWit on Apr 23, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Is their new stadium indoors or outdoors?
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Living in Chicago the humidity can be bad, but by mid-september it shouldn’t be that bad. at the least it should be better than maryland in september. furthermore, i think of tedford as a fairly intelligent person, and he is able to learn from his mistakes. so he’ll be ready for the humidity.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
With all that talking, how do you manage to eat?
by Yes We Cannon on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
18 of 22 mediocre players...
is still nothing to be hugely impressed by. They got an adequate QB, a good WR and a decent RB. 9th in the Big 11 for offense, 6th in defense and the Big 11 was an unqualified joke of a league. Forgive me if I’m not frightened.
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by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
+1 - sounds A LOT like Maryland last year.
We can’t even beat a crap UCLA team on the road.
by 33SwisherSweet on Apr 23, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
“You’re going to see a lot more pressure, and you’re going to see a lot more people being challenged, a lot of guys one-on-one on the island,” Friedgen said. “I think Don does a great job of teaching press coverage.”
The goal of press man coverage is to disrupt the timing and give the rush time to get to the quarterback. This spring, Maryland’s defense has been given 2.5 seconds to get to the quarterback.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
2.5 seconds? That’s about the same amount of time it takes Jahvid to receive a handoff and score a touchdown…
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
What’s he do for the other 2 seconds?
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For some reason I’ve laughed at literally every single random Twist joke you’ve made today. Suffice to say I’m in a weird mood.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Some might say “suicidal.”
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You’ve been on a roll this morning.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the Wrestlemania preview! Yay, Cena v. Edge! I can’t pick between those guys. Everyone wins! Not sure about the other matches, they seem odd. I am Matt Hardy over Jeff Hardy all the way though; I can’t stand Jeff Hardy and his stupid hair.
Anyway, Zack Follett posted this on his Facebook page: Zack Follett This is the best article written about me and what im about check it out! http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-599-Cal-Bears-Examiner~y2009m4d22-Zack-Follett-is-riding-his-Pain-Train-to-the-NFL
12 people “liked” it. So check it out because Zack Follett wants you to! Although I bet if he knew about his Remembering the Seniors piece on this blog, that would be his new favorite!
by kittwin on Apr 23, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
You should send it to him!
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Maybe I will after it gets more comments. I don’t know! I have mixed feelings about cyberstalking football players. But speaking of cyberstalking football players, here is a link to the Family Art Cafe, which features Follett’s wood cutout artwork, as well as other football artwork: http://www.familyartcafe.com/home.html. You can get a quote for portrait services!
.Good article. Rec’d!
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
CGB is referenced (sort of) in that article! Look under notes, and they have a link to the picture of the PT woodcut.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Pain Train is a Born Again Christian?????
Head
Explosion
IMMINENT
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by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude. Where have you been? Joe Starkey talks about it all the time.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know that either, but then again I mostly watch the games on TV or in person
born again athletes are so annoying!
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure Pain Train feels like Berkeley animal activists named after cities are annoying as welll
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I no longer inflict Joe upon myself
so I would have no way of knowing that
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by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Starkey: HE’SGOTTAMAN…OHNOIT’SINTERCEPTED! IDON’TKNOWHOWHECAUGHTBUTHEDID. I’MNOTSUREHOWCALWILLEVERRECOVERFROMTHISHORRENDOUSPLAY.
Troy Taylor: Actually Joe, RoJo caught that at the 45.
Starkey: Poor Pac10 officiating. Where do they find these guys? Are they Berkeley Daily Planet castoffs?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I found this comment funny:
Growing up, I never really knew much about God or Jesus . . .
It wasn’t until the spring, going into my senior year, is kind of when I found the Lord.
So does Lord = Jesus?
or does Lord = God?
And where does Frodo fit into all of this?
Born agains confuse me so much.
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m just a Jew, but if I understand it corectly Lord=God. But then theres something about a holy trinity. And a ghost. Im not entirely sure where that ghost fits in.
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“Are you getting enough oxygen?” And where do lambs fit in? So very confusing.
Driver of the Cal Um Bus
by CALumbus Bear on Apr 23, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
But what about Frodo!?!!! WHERE DOES FRODO FIT IN??!!!!?
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
He might be the ghost. Didnt he die?
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No he made it back to the Shire
but then some interpret his subsequent departure to the Gray Havens (not heavens) with the elves as a symbolic death. DAMNIT! YOU’RE CONFUSING ME MORE NOW!
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for ruining the ending
Sheesh. You could have at least said SPOILER ALERT.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
In Avinash’s head it is actually 2003.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Avinash wonders if they ever make it to the end of the Yellow Brick Road. Also, how WWII turns out.
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So how’d that Jesus guy die? He seemed like such a nice dude.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
If you haven't read the books or seen the movie by now it's not my fault!
Besides, i’ve been known to do this before on this blog.
I always thought the ending to that Match Point movie was lame
kill your hot mistress or your ugly ass, snobby, rich wife and get rich off of it . . . that’s another reason I can’t stand Woody.
by oaktownmario on Jul 23, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
And thanks for ruining tonight’s "TwistNHook Wednesday Evening Movie Night" movie selection for July 23, 2008. Great, just great, OakTown. Just great!
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by TwistNHook on Jul 23, 2008 2:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
WHY MUST YOU BRING BACK THAT PAIN?!!
WORST WEDNESDAY NIGHT EVER!
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It can't have been that bad
did you have to play ____________________________.
Should I bring that up again?
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I literally have no idea what you are referring to and fear to ask.
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Did you have to play TBL instead
cuz otherwise it can’t have been the “WORST WEDNESDAY NIGHT EVER.”
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I literally have no idea what TBL stands for and fear you should email me privately about it?
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R u going to make me spell it out and crumble
the fragile peace that we have experienced on CGB after our horrible civil war?
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh ya, the lebowski movie. Your verb “play” confused me. Because you dont play that movie. You experience its horrificness.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It’s the movie we shall not speak of!
You have endangered the security of our nation!
[P.S. I’m glad you finally got it. Now stop taking those drugs.]
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of movies, I watch 2001: A Space Odyssey last night.
I thought it was terrible. It makes no fucking sense. The only reason its popular is because people loooooovvvvvveeee to be different, and to be different you have to love that movie. That makes up for the fact that it really makes no sense. Has some good sequences (HAL part was pretty interesting) but it is in no way one of the greatest movies ever.
Best part: how shamelessly Kubrick made the spaceship a penis. He didn’t even try to hide it. I think he originally drew veins on it and made the boosters into a sack, but the studio told him to tone it down a bit.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
His best movie: "A Clockwork Orange"
Still a great one.
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
My mom loves 2001 because she is a bit of a science fiction nerd. My dad has the same view of 2001 as me, which is dislike. My dad’s review of A Clockwork Orange: “Like this movie in that it makes no sense, but add gratuitous violence”
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I appreciated the movie, because I understood why it was beloved, but it didn’t do much for me (for obvious reasons).
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait a few years. Read the book, then try again. It will come to you eventually. It’s not an easy movie, but it is a brilliant one, stretching the limits of what it is filmmakers can do to tell a story.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I presume by “come to me eventually” you are presuming I will eventually experiment with shrooms. I don’t plan on it. Which means I will probably never like the movie.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you kidding? Did you watch the last part?
If it came out today it would be laughed out of theaters.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
There are different ways he could have depicted that sequence, but just because something is abstract and involves lots of lights and colors doesn’t mean you have to be on drugs to appreciate it.
by HolmoePhobe on Apr 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok, sure you don’t have to be, but your previous comment made it seem like you don’t believe that it is a psychedelic movie. To which I laugh at you. Though, obviously, that is not what you meant.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Am I supposed to infer that you know more about psychedelic movies (and implicitly, about psychedelic drugs) than me?
by HolmoePhobe on Apr 23, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
No, not at all. But you said that 2001 is not a psychedelic movie. And I disagree. You definitely know more about psychedelic movies than me, but I think it is fairly well known that 2001 is one.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, psychedelics aren’t my thing (I prefer vodka sodas). But I think calling it a psychedelic movie is a stretch. It’s pretty common for people to claim that movies, and more often songs, are drug-related/influenced/whatever when they’re really not. I don’t see any compelling evidence that would place 2001 in that category.
by HolmoePhobe on Apr 23, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Putting it as just a psychedelic movie would be short-selling it, yes, but saying it can’t be considered psychedelic whatsoever is a stretch.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he was born a decade after you…
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
My main problem with it is the fact that it is considered one of the greatest movies ever. God no. There are some interesting parts. The only way it makes any sense whatsoever is if you read afterward about what he is talking about.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
So you are objecting to the praise of the movie rather than the content of the movie. That is a terrible way to judge movies.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s what’s bugging me the most because I didn’t feel the movie warranted such praise. It has interesting parts but it doesn’t make much sense without reading about it. Then it makes a little sense. A lot of it was Kubrick deliberately trying to be so different. Showing that he could do whatever the fuck he wants (the penis-ship was really just an ego stroke for him).
To answer your presumption, I’m mostly rejecting to the content, but the praise of the movie fuels my objection.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
well, if your problem is with the critical acclaim surrounding the movie, then your problem isn’t really with the movie itself.
saying any movie is “the greatest” is a difficult proposition, as there are so many different types of films that comparing quality movies of different genres on a relative value scale is, while a fun exercise, not really meaningful.
i think proper adjectives to describe 2001 might be “groundbreaking”, “visionary”, and “inspired”. admittedly, it’s difficult to understand just how a 40-year-old movie is groundbreaking without a grasp of what science-fiction films were like before 2001, but trust me, it is. also, i think many of the ideas contained in the film are still resonant today, and the way in which they’re depicted, while not the most transparent ideas in cinema, are an achievement simply because they were able to be filmed at all. some material simply doesn’t work well in the cinematic medium, and in lesser hands than Kubrick’s, 2001 would have been.
understand, this can be a difficult film. i saw it when i was about 15 or 16 and didn’t really ‘get’ it. didn’t care much for it. i saw it a few years later and loved it. it takes some perspective, and it’s possible that even if you do ‘get’ it, you still won’t like it. that’s ok, it’s not for everyone.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
My mom, who saw it first run in NY and is, as I said, a science fiction nerd, explained to me how groundbreaking it was. She had to pretty much guide me through the plot.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Same. And since that isn’t my thing I didn’t really enjoy it.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
nah, although i can see how stoned people would enjoy it. i think they’d miss a lot of the deeper meaning, though.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
But they would think that they had figured out a lot of deeper meaning that nobody else understood.
by HolmoePhobe on Apr 23, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
While movies/tv tend to wildly exaggerate the way stoners act…I definitely have stoner friends who’ve apropos of nothing said things to me like “you ever think about history, man? that shit is crazy!”.
Another reason I stick to alcohol.
by HolmoePhobe on Apr 23, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember when I was 14. I think my favorite film was Return of the Jedi. Or was it Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t judge me like that. My favorite movie is Apocalypse Now. I have watched a lot of movies, a lot of the classics as well.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
So did I.
But what you like in adolescence is generally not what you end up liking and appreciating as an adult.
Well, except for Rishi, who still likes Friends.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know whose fire is hotter today… Avinash or Olsonist?!
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just wondering if Ross and Rachel will ever end up together. It isn’t obvious at all.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which, is CGB throwing me a bday party!?!?!?!?!?!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You told me Homeward Bound II
was your fave movie now . . . So that mystery is solved.
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I thoguht you were 13 years old right now.
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No. I actually like The Big Lebowski.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Luckily catholic school has been kind enough to teach me all of these things. I used to occasionally go to church, mostly for social reasons. After being taught the old testament I decided I could never again go to church.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
R u going to share or just hide the ball?
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Well Jesus is God in the flesh. So they are both the lord. I really don’t know who he is referencing there. You really think I pay attention in religion class?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I predict you are on here during religion class.
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I’m still sick :[
This is getting ridiculous. I have been to the doctor 5 times, had 6 different tests done (including giving blood 3 times), I’m having a test done tomorrow that lasts for 2 hours and they give me anesthetics. And I still have not been diagnosed. Le sigh!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Your one contribution of the day.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard Catholic school produces women of questionable morals. Is this true?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this from a college partying perspective?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Ive heard Catholic school is the greatest atheist factory of all time. Is this true?
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Well if so it has worked for me.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I know for sure it produces girls that give good BJs
my first five girlsfriends in HS went to catholic school and boy could they blow!
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
This is disturbing on a wide variety of levels, the least of which is the fact that it’s only going to instigate Rishi.
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JAI NO! I think Rishi is boycotting us
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by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
What does he have against high school girls that blow
(assuming of course you’re still in high school when said blowing happens).
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing, but he’ll have a series of ridiculously preposterous stories attmepting to beat out your stories.
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I GOT BLOWN BY A GIRL WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE FRIEDA PINTO EXCEPT HOTTER
AFTER I BEAT HER AT A DRINKING GAME
by HolmoePhobe on Apr 23, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
premptive penis measurement....
8====>
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Apr 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Why did you think he pointed to the sky and thanked Jesus Christ after every game?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We have a new commit!!!!!
G/C from Bishop Gorman in Las Vegas
http://cal.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Pr_Key=79966
Here are his HLs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diFcUjckX00&feature=related
He’s got great size, which coach Marshall says is an issue with the current unit…. Undoubtedly needs to be coached up his frosh year, but you’re really looking for willing bodies who work hard and smart at this point
He was thought to have been a Notre Dame lean up until news of this commitment
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:41 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OHHELLYES!
By Marshall’s comments, does he mean we’re slightly under or oversized? I hope it’s the former so we can be quick off the snap and help get lanes open for Wheels.
his he a no star guy or do they not have star ratings available yet (there I go again…worrying about the stars!)?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
3 star, I believe
supposedly a bit of a project but lot sof potential
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, he thinks we’re undersized but pretty deep, which makes sense because our interior isn’t too big. We’ve got a nice blend of size guys and leverage guys in the 2009 class too.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
sounds good to me…I’ve learned not to fuck with guys with this mug:

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN FUCK.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Who the hell is that?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
rollonubears’ dad?
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Steve Marshall…coach of your California Golden Bears Offensive Line.
I believe it’s not this Steven Marshall.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
why the
“FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN FUCK.”?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Marshall
Is awesome. He says hilarious random things and swears when he is excited. All the Hydros and SMI’s love working with the O-Line because of him.
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
Well,
The first day I worked with the O-Line, he was asking if girls in bikinis came out to tan at the stadium on sunny days, because that’s what they did when he was playing, he discussed “From Here to Eternity” and exhorted all the guys to see it (which one guy actually did via netflix), and he assured the guys that if they executed a certain play correctly, that a hole would “open up like a Georgia whore.”
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
by giantfan5 on Apr 23, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
DING! DING! DING!
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No star-rating yet, but people expect 3-star, I suppose.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Better thing to look at is who else is recruiting them. Usually I hope for USC at least.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Gentlemen (and female lurkers), I have a question.......
Forgive me for not following the Cal besbol team. However, the last few times I’ve read the Chronicle recap of the Cal v. Stanfurd besbol games they have referred to the game as “a non-conference game.” Are we really not in the same conference as Stanfurd in besbol? The first time I read it, I thought it was a misprint. However, it was referred to a non-conference game in today’s paper as well. What gives?
Thanks gents.
by 33SwisherSweet on Apr 23, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions
We are in the same conference
but my understanding is that you get a certain number of games as part of your Pac – 10 schedule and then each school is allowed to schedule whatever additional games it wants (up to a limit). For as long as I can remember Cal and Stanfurd have been playing a “non-conference” series every year, meaning it doesn’t count in the Pac – 10 standings but does in the overall standings. Kinda weird, I know.
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you all for your response. Strange but makes sense.
by 33SwisherSweet on Apr 23, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
answer:
You play one 3 game series against every conference opponent each year. That means you either play them home or away. Cal and Stanford each want to host a series every year, so one of them becomes an “out of conference” series. The “conference” designated series rotates each year.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
That is truly bizarre.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
You were spelling beisbol wrong in 2 languages, my friend.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Not in the only language that matters - MY LANGUAGE.
Get a grip bro, and stop being the spelling/grammar police.
by 33SwisherSweet on Apr 23, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it dutch? Is your language dutch? Is dutch the only language that matters?
Because, if so, its spelled Honkbal. H-O-N-K-B-A-L. So, you are all spelling it wrong.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Another smart ass grammar/spelling policeman? Aye yai yai.
by 33SwisherSweet on Apr 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
So, does that mean it’s not dutch?
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Dutch.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That website was programmed by Todd Gaak.
BEAU SWEENEY DRINKS ZIMA
by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 23, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Conference, non-conference, it doesnt matter, we are getting our butts kicked by Stanford.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Right now I think Cal baseball would lose to the TwistNHook co-ed softball team!
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
We let women on my softball team now?
Well, I guess they can’t be worse than rollonubears. That guy is TERRIBLE!
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Apparently this is TwistNHook dump on rollonubears day. I get it. You just want me to comment more. And provide more useless insight. This trying to drive me away is really a smokescreen for your desires to have me comment at all times.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Theres no inner meaning to this, rollon. Just that I dont respect your softball abilities much.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
YOU TAKE THAT BACK! IT WAS A SOLID 2 FEET OUTSIDE OF THE ZONE! YES, ALL 6 AT BATS THAT I STRUCK OUT LOOKING. ALL OF THEM WERE BALLS!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s cause you complimented his jokes earlier.
You’re now his focus for the day. Congratulations.
by CaliforniaBone on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually find Twist to be really funny. I’m not even kidding. It’s probably because he acts the same age as me.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Rod Benson gets dunked on by Alexis Ajinca
BOOM THO returns the favor. TWICE.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions
Why can’t someone just give him a shot in the league…. I mean, does Ryan Hollins really do anything better than Rod???
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
His blog can really hurt him in that sense
A lot of NBA coaches/GMs are afraid he’ll break the locker room code. He’s talked about it before.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I asked Rod Thorn about it.
Seriously. He said they like Rod as a player, but think he needs to develop his upper body, get more of a post game, think he has a bright future, got caught in the numbers crunch, etc. Basically they don’t think he’s good enough.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Well there's that too
Certainly the league is not bereft of forward-center hybrids.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Yellow !
For your next DBD can you do a special on how Santa delivers all those presents to children on Xmas and how the Easter Bunny shits out all those eggs? I’ve always wondered . . .
P.S. That first pic is really disturbing. Is that a man/woman/she-wolf/tranny?
Yes. To every one of your questions. That is a man/woman/she-wolf/tranny, and I’ll get started on the Santa Claus and Easter Bunny DBDs right away.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks. You are the best!
[And when I say “best” I mean better than Twist]
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats a fairly low hurdle.
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
So low it's not really a hurdle but more of a line on the track.
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Filming a TV Show in Berkeley
http://tvseriesfinale.com/articles/parenthood-new-nbc-tv-show/
AND!!!!
http://www.hiphopcongress.com/2009/04/casting-for-extra-work-on-nbc-tv-pilot/
they need extras, I know I can definitely pass as a high schooler. At family function over the weekend, someone asked me where I was planning doing my undergrad. I said the college I am talking about is grad school
They're after our precious bodily fluids
From the second link:
* Special/Director’s Pick: Handsome young Men 18 – 20 with longish hair and either a Nirvana, Kurt Cobain grunge rock look or Jonas Brothers style. Guys must have a young face and a lean build in order to play a younger high school student! These extras will be handpicked from photos by the Director for a scene.
* Young Adults: Male and Female, minimum18 years – early 20s, with youthful faces, lean builds, and short to average in height to portray young high school teens / classmates of lead characters in multiple scenes.
Looks good for rollonubears until this:
Sorry no minors can be considered due to legal work hour limitations. Again some roles may be more visible on camera and will be selected from photos by the Director. Some may also be candidates for actor photo doubles, depending on resemblance to cast members.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He was so close, too.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Haha I was reading it thinking me as well! Not even kidding. I have longish hair, am reasonably well built, and I also am mind-bogglingly handsome.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
fapfapfapfap
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i saw that too. that’s what i figure
My best friend just got hit in the head by his best friend. Don't you have any feelings for him?!
by ava1anche69 on Apr 23, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to get a haircut a few months ago, and the lady cutting my hair (making idle chitchat) asked me where I went to school. After clarification, I figured out that she meant HIGH SCHOOL! I’m 27, dammit, even if I can’t grow decent facial hair.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I also recently got a haircut. And the haircut person gave me a lollypop afterwards and said “Who likes-a hair-a-cutta, ya, you like a hair-a-cutta, don’t you, gaa gaa goo goo.”
I really shouldn’t wear onesies out of the house.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Apr 23, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LTFOL!
that shit was pretty funny there!
by oaktownmario on Apr 23, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Castro Valley RB commits Cal track and field team
More importantly also has the chance to walk on as Cal running back down the line.
Castro Valley (Calif.) running back Dash Oliver, who was expected to be one of NorCal’s top running backs in 2008 before a knee injury sidelined him, will be heading to the Pac-10 after all.
“Dash committed to Cal for Track and Field (sprints and relays),” said his mother, Jennifer.
According to his mother, Oliver will have the opportunity to try out for Cal’s football program down the line.

Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions
he’s a sprinter named Dash? awesome. Kickoff return maybe? Is he good at football?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
His injury prevented him from getting good PT.
He’s appropriately named and was 1 of the top 2 100m sprinters in Cali last year (the other is also coming to Cal Track & Field)
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I not post this yet?….
He’s not really being looked at as a RB though…. I think S at this point
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of you have probably seen this, but I just stumbled upon it today.
The Jeff Tedford Story, as part of Gameday coverage of Cal-SC awhile back.
It’s a pretty awesome story.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Carp, which actor should play Jeff Tedford if they made his life into a movie?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s tough. I’d like Ed Harris, Donald Sutherland, or Deniro, but they are all too old. Deniro would have to make it maffioso-free, too.
Going on demeaner/cheeriness only…what about Tom Hanks?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I was thinking Seth Rogen, but that’s just me. Maybe Michael Cera.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Ed Harris sounds right to me. He’s about right for present-day Tedford.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
what? no requests for Samuel L Jackson? are we racist here at CGB?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I was thinking Bill Murray. They both have kind of sad eyes.
BEAU SWEENEY DRINKS ZIMA
by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
And a low nasally voice
BEAU SWEENEY DRINKS ZIMA
by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah…that’s true. Bill’s getting older too though.
Matthew McConaughey was good in Marshall…but I think he’s younger than Tedford.
I hate to say it…Brad Pitt again?!?! It fails because he can’t try to be goofy/cutesy like he does in most of his flicks. This character needs to be stern, unwavering…yet relate to 18-23 y/o well…
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
If movie directors can make a 55-year old Jackie Chan look moderately young, they can take care of a few wrinkles on Ed Harris.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
zomg I had no idea that he's 59
I always thought he was about 10 years younger. Then again, I haven’t really seen him in much since the Rock, and that was 13 years ago. He looked like a modern-day Tedford back then.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
The link is funky. Takes forever to load then the video doesn’t work.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
You know, I just had a thought. You’re in high school, right? Don’t you have classes in rooms that do not have computers? How are you here all day?
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m still sick :[
This is getting ridiculous. I have been to the doctor 5 times, had 6 different tests done (including giving blood 3 times), I’m having a test done tomorrow that lasts for 2 hours and they give me anesthetics. And I still have not been diagnosed. Le sigh!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:01 AM PDT
Last day I went to school was March 19th. Sure I had 12 days off for spring break in between then but still. I’ve missed 3 weeks of school. It sucks.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
On March 19th I had about 250 comments on this site.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
rollonu, you don’t need high school, not when you have the real life tutelage of CGB. It’s like you’re being home schooled, except it is more internetz skoolz. Just don’t take spelling or grammar from Prof. NHook, that guy will suck knowledge from your brain.
Driver of the Cal Um Bus
by CALumbus Bear on Apr 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll also convince you that apostrophes are utterly unnecessary.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He takes the Cal Um Bus to TN Hook’s Professional School For Ladies each day.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I do like a professional lady. And schooling them.
Driver of the Cal Um Bus
by CALumbus Bear on Apr 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Tony Gonzalez traded to the Falcons
Tony Gonzalez is headed out of Kansas City.
The Falcons confirmed to USA TODAY’s Jim Corbett that they have acquired Gonzalez from the Chiefs for a second-round pick in next year’s draft.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions
Wow! I don’t know what the Chiefs are thinking there but this is good news for the Chargers! And the Falcons too, of course! And hopefully for Tony G, maybe his TD catch count will go back up.
Because I’m sure the Chargers were petrified of the Chiefs before…
by HolmoePhobe on Apr 23, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I know what you’re saying, but being a Chargers fan is not unlike being a Cal fan. I get scared of seemingly sure wins! Exception: Raiders.
kittwin FTW!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What's wrong with the Falcons?
Are they like the As of football to you?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s wrong with the Falcons? Atlanta is gross, that’s all.
I like the A’s fine, they just aren’t my team. I’m not hung up on this cross-bay bashing like a lot of people. Went to more A’s games last season than Giants because discrete beers in the BART lot on $2 night is how baseball should be.
+1,000,000 although I don't understand why you had to be discrete with your beers.
by 33SwisherSweet on Apr 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Jake Delhomme signs extension for 42.5MM
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
MULDER
news:
The Mulder watch: Clifton also reports that another of his rehabbing clients, Mark Mulder, feels healthier than he has in years. But the reason Mulder hasn’t shown off his newfound health for his half-dozen suitors is that he lost his delivery during 4½ years filled with pain, strains and three different shoulder surgeries.
So he’s working to put that delivery back together, and “He says, ‘I don’t want to sign until I know I’m ready,’” Clifton said. “But at this point, we’re talking about very minor, adjustable mechanical issues, whereas six months ago … this was a guy trying to throw a baseball like a shot put.”
Once that delivery gets smoothed out, Mulder is expected to throw for at least a half-dozen teams, a delegation that almost certainly will include the Dodgers, Nationals and Brewers. He also paid a recent visit to the Oakland Coliseum, where he had a conversation with Billy Beane. So while the A’s haven’t expressed much interest ‘til now, it wouldn’t be a surprise if Mulder personally invites them to come watch him throw.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Cameron Jordan gets interviewed by Ted miller
Cameron Jordan gets interviewed by Ted Miller
In early April, this item appeared in the mailbag, eliciting a “Yikes!” from the Pac-10 blog.
Cameron Jordan racked up six tackles and a sack against the Trojans last season.
Cameron from Berkeley writes: Dear Mr. Miller, I would like to remind you that you’ve left me off your list of top 30 players in the Pac-10. I can only assume this is a glaring oversight, and if you could do it all over again, you would. I see that many of your picks have been based on future NFL projections. Well, I have it on good authority that my draft stock will skyrocket once more scouts realize how the 3 DLs in Cal’s 3-4 make it seem like a we’re playing a 5-4. I am also the fastest lineman on the team, despite being over 285 pounds. You, however, don’t need to take my word for all of this. I will use the field of play to air out my grievances. Everson “I’m Offsides” Griffen? REALLY? Thank you in advance for your All Pac-10 selection for 2009. Violently yours, Cameron Jordan Incredible Defensive End California Golden Bears
“I was pretty sure I didn’t write that,” Cameron Jordan said this week. “And if I did it, I would have said it jokingly.”
I can’t wait for next year. Hell, I’ve played through 2 dynasties on NCAA 2009, and I’ve always had to boost Cameron Jordan a little bit to let him live up to his potential.
Yeah. For some reason Jahvid is like a 78. I got the game and was appalled. I edited the team heavily. I may have overdone it.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
When I saw that Jahvid was pretty much 3rd or 4th string on the team, I went a little crazy.
Made Nyan have about an 80 on run blocking, same with the other recievers. Boosted up Verran TUcker’s route running, made Alex Mack better than he already was, boosted the speed of the defense (seriously, our defense in stock mode is way way too slow).
And then SydGod is the greatest CB ever to play. At least in my dynasty.
Nowadays, Cal has pulled in 9 #1 rated classes. Hell, one year, I had about 10 5 star commits. It was awesome.
I basically made everyone who is good in real life amazing in the game. And I made them go back a year. I just got 09 so I haven’t played much. It is basically a copy+paste of 08, but I only payed 15 bucks so I’m not that upset. In 08 I created a team, NYU, made them as bad as possible, and built them up to be a dynasty. I got ripped off by the BCS like no other. I had been ripped off for 3 straight years, got tired of it so I scheduled all top 15 teams on my schedule. About week 5 I become the number 1 team, and I taunt the computer. “Try taking me out of the top spot now!” I shouldn’t have done that. About week 10 Wisconsin surpassed me. I don’t know why, but they did. They beat tOSU, WHO I HAD BEATEN THE WEEK BEFORE, and that was enough for the number 1 spot. No big worry, I’m still number 2, I’ll still go the NC. There was a 3rd undefeated team, Nebraska. They lost in the Big-12 championship game, so I sighed a big sigh of relief. Except I got surpassed by the team that beat them. A 1 loss Texas team. I nearly shat on my PS2. I was so angry I think I beat USC in the Rose Bowl by 148.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
When does the 2010 game comeout, and can you view the ratings somewhere online?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA. I wrote that note. I’M AWESOME, AND I MADE THE CAL TRAINING ROOM. I RULE!
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
He is currently out on the streets keeping them real.
BEAU SWEENEY DRINKS ZIMA
by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 23, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The streets themselves…
BEAU SWEENEY DRINKS ZIMA
by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe try accessing it from the blog
also, it hasn’t started yet so it might be a little schizo
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Bulls - Celtics
At least I know I’m not alone in my thinking Vinny Del Negro is a boob.
7. The Dunce
I don’t want to jinx it, but Vinny Del Negro is putting on an anti-coaching clinic for the ages. He ran out of timeouts in both games, never double-teamed Pierce when he was heating up in Game 1, didn’t attack a one-legged Rondo in Game 2, put Kirk Hinrich on Allen for the biggest play of Game 2, played Brad Miller too much when the JoakimNoah-Ty Thomas combo was destroying the Celtics, and called two timeouts in the final three minutes of Game 2 to design plays for Ben Gordon, who, again, had an actual fireball shooting out of his butt. You can’t just scream “go to Gordon again” from the sidelines, Vinny? Actually, why am I complaining about this? Forget I mentioned it.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090423&sportCat=nba
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I don't know what you're so angry about
You’re tied 1-1 against the defending champs.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really consider the current Celtics the defending Champs, without Garnett they aren’t the same Celtics. Kind of like the 93-94 Bulls, were they really the same Bulls without Jordan?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
If it weren't for Hue Hollins they'd have made the Finals
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember the Bulls jumping out to huge leads then wilting in the 4th against the Knicks. You know, the general time Jordan would exert himself. They didn’t have a closer.
I love Pippen, but the man isn’t a closer, and I still can’t get over him in Game 3 (?) not returning to the game because Jackson didn’t give him the ball for the final shot, seconds after he received a shot clock violation on an iso play when they were going for a 2 – 1.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Fine, Scottie never was a closer, but they still won 55 games and Pippen should have been the MVP. And if it weren’t for Hue Hollins they’d have beaten New York in Game 6, rolled over Reggie and the Pacers, and made it to the Finals and played the weakest Finals champ ever.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhm nobody rolls over Reggin and the Pacers. You are mistaken. He is the G.O.A.T.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
um… if my memory serves, which it may not as I was 13 at the time. But I thought the Bulls were playing the knicks in the conference finals, and would have been playing the rockets, who had hakeem the dream olajuwon, clyde drexler, and host of other notable players such as a young ET Sam Cassell, and Robert Horry
They're after our precious bodily fluids
It was the conference semis
It was the 94 Rockets, who did not have Clyde but Vernon Maxwell and Otis Thorpe.
Sam Cassell and Robert Horry were rookies. Cassell came off the bench behind Kenny the Jet. Not a very strong group, it was pretty much all Dream.
And they got bailed out by the Sonics BOMBING to Diekembe and the Nuggets. They rolled through the rest of the league.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rainman wasn’t pouring that Sunday.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Champs are the champs are the champs
They are not a championship contender, but the Bulls still aren’t battle tested enough.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh and fuck Simmons
He used to be one of my favorite columnists, but he’s moving into the “in my day (the 80s) everything was SO much better” part of his career. His columns are really lazy and full of either hyperbole or typical Boston whining.
I’m giving him one last chance with his basketball book.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
… Avinash, he’s been like this since he started….
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It was never THIS bad though. Before he actually put thought into his columns. Now it’s just cliche, cliche, cliche.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He is writing his book. Isn’t he going through a contract dispute? Give the man some time.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll understand when you’re older.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll understand when you’re older.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright alright I'll agree with one thing
He has a point with Reggie vs Ray.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I really only like listening to the podcasts now….
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never really gotten in to the podcasts. Which are his best?
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by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The ones where he doesn’t call his buddy Jack-O.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve sent questions as Jeff Farudo, Nyan Boateng, Okanasaurus and Rishi’s Mom. No love so far
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve tried: CBKWit, Ragnarok, TwistNHook (Will Syd’quan play offense this year? It actually got through!), HydroTech, Carp, Rishi, and others.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I need to get a cease and desist letter written here?
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I got through with ʇnʍuʇsıʍʇ and uɐɯsıəɥ ɹoɟ ʞɐq ʞɐq. I’m trying to get a question through as ಠ_ಠ.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
I just asked YO a ridiculous comment
if he answers it, it will be hilarious. if not, i’ll just post it here.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
He doesn't answer ridiculous questions
Faraudo is way cooler
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough....what follows is a true story
Today, as I stood in line at the GBC counter for some chicken strips at precisely 10:58 AM, my good friend and quarterback Kevin Riley greeted me as he stood behind me in line. I informed him that the strips would not be available until eleven, and that he was welcome to cut in front of me in line. He did so, demanded some chicken strips, and, when informed he would have to wait two minutes, angrily stormed out and instead purchased a cold sandwich. Your thoughts on how this affects his abilities choosing between a covered receiver or scrambling?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
also drove an injured nick rosato around yesterday
says he tore a lot of things n his knee and will be out 6-8 months.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Ouch… how’d it happen?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
some sort of practice thing?
he didn’t specify, just seemed a bit down
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Do you know giantsfan5? If so, please tell him to wear more jorts.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
giantsfan5 has yet to reveal his true identity to me
he can find me on facebook though. jort jort jort
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
hahaha
1:35
[Comment From TwistNHook]
Will Syd’quan play offense this year?
1:35
Jonathan Okanes: No
JAI HO!
Correct… but he will call offensive plays from the booth
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That was me. And also “I’m on a Yacht” and “TBred Rulz”
Driver of the Cal Um Bus
by CALumbus Bear on Apr 23, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
‘TBred Rulz Yachts That You’re On’ should be next
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
1:46 [Comment From Oski Twitch Factor]
Besides a strong D and solid to very good passing game — what does Cal need to win the Pac 10?
Really?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Because if you score more points then your opponent most of the time you are going to win.
I miss John Madden.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not taking my questions about Nyan and Ross's bench press contest
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
finally!!!
1:50 [Comment From Stanfurds broke]
PLEASE TAKE MY QUESTION THANK YOU! Do you think Vereen can be an All conference runner in 2010/11?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Your question sucks.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Gee carp, are you needy? haha
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, my God! Did someone mention Backlash? I am totally marking out.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve been wondering when you’d show up.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at school and we were released early today because we have STAR exams.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 23, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you scored Rated-R Super!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 23, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
carps landing strip!!!
Hahahahaha
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
wow, really?
1:52 [Comment From carps landing strip]
It seems that Morrah is steadily climbing up draft boards. Is this because of good workouts or something else?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
2 in a row!
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He finally took another one of my questions! I was HolmoePhobe for that one.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH! He took another one. This time I was Spazzy McGee.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This is unethical.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll understand when you’re older.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll grow out of that when you’re older.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
has got it going on… She’s all that I want, and I’ve waited so long… Rishi, can’t you see? You’re just not the girl for me… I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Rishi’s schlong!!! (oops)
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Rishi’s Mom strikes
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
I love how when he gets hit with a name like ಠ_ಠ, he is shell shocked because he can’t respond with a cutesy nickname
Toot Toot
Smoothly shaved carp GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I strike again
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
who was this?
2:06 [Comment From Smoothly shaved carp]
Better hiking options: Marin or Mt. Diablo?
2:06 Jonathan Okanes: Smoothly, Mt. Tam or bust.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
carp you GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I am en fuego all of a sudden
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
Your name appears to be gold with YO
I’ve sent him 20 or so questions from 10 or 12 different “people”
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus, you got pretty much the only random question answered all day. Lucky.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Rishis Mom, Nyan Boatend, Jeremy Ross and Coach Tedford all asked that he judge the bench press contest… no love
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus I asked with one of my 20+ names. At the end I ended up doing shameless things to get him to notice me.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I ended up doing shameless things to get him to notice me.
Spoken like a true Catholic school graduate.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
not even really a student anymore, r u rollonu? Pics or your doing time in juvy
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Honestly though, I’ve been sick for a month. It is ridiculous. I’m having a procedure done tomorrow where I drink something and they watch it go through me. Something like that. I don’t know. I just hope I get better soon.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Might be CGBitis. Usually it only infects and destroys your time management ability. But in the worst cases it saps your will to live.
Driver of the Cal Um Bus
by CALumbus Bear on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s cool! I think it’s a radio isotope tracer. Try not to get backed up. Does a nuke chemist know which isotope they use? F-18 for PET imaging?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
like sugar, only it isn't

it might not be this…dunno…be brave rollonu! It’s time for you to rise, walk, and try and catch up on World Civ.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Yeah I am really lost at what you are talking about. I’m actually not that behind with work. Tests is the only thing I’m behind on.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I know that they are knocking me out for about 2 hours to do it. And I have to be there at 645 in the morning. Ugh.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
When you awaken, you have to grab the doctor by the arm, and wheeze “give it to me straight, Doc, am I ever gonna be able to post on CGB again?”
Driver of the Cal Um Bus
by CALumbus Bear on Apr 23, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ROFL
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s okay, if you’re nice, mommy and daddy might let you stay up to watch the 9 o’clock news.
JAI HO!
You switch between being demeaning and mentoring me. It’s fantastic.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to punch Oski Twitch Factor in the face
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
“Can SC be knocked off?”
WHY?!?!??!?!!?!?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he’s had like 37 questions answered and they are all inane
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Apr 23, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
1:55
[Comment From HookNTwist]
Longshore will go undrafted, at which point he can basically pick which team to try out for. What team do you think would be the best decision for him – combining need, as well as fit.
1:56
Jonathan Okanes: Hook, Longshore won’t be in position to have that many teams to choose from. I know the 48ers, Raiders and Colts are interested. There will probably be about five teams to choose from. He’ll be in somebody’s camp this fall.
The 48ers?!
JAI HO!
Yeah I chastised him about that.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Rivals Ranked College Coaches
http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=937921
24. Jeff Tedford, California. The offensive wiz has done everything but lead the Golden Bears to the Pac-10 championship.
Personally, I think Bob Stoops at number 2 behind Urban Meyer is far to high, for a team with a tendency to lose BCS games.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
2. Bob Stoops, Oklahoma. No coach can match his four BCS title game appearances.
4. Pete Carroll, USC. No program dominates its conference more. The only thing missing? More BCS titles.
Carroll has two national titles, Stoops has one. Carroll beat Stoops head-to-head for a BCS title.
How can anyone justify ranking Carroll behind Stoops?
JAI HO!
Some times the east coast bias can be entertainingly ridiculous.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes the non west coast bias can be entertainingly ridiculous
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
On A Serious Note
i asked around at the other blogs to see what they thought of east coast bias, the general response i got was that there is bias in college football, but it tends to favor the big name schools (Notre Dame, Michigan, Florida St, etc.), therefore Pac-10 schools such as Cal and Oregon aren’t at an inherent disadvantage.
i agreed that the traditional powers receive an undue amount of attention, but believe that the second-tier eastern schools receive a lot more attention than their west-coast brethren. Half of these people didn’t even know who Jahvid Best was, another quarter knew who he was but didn’t know why. How quickly was Pat White, Matt Grothe, George Selvie, Brian Brohm, Chase Daniels, Matt Ryan, etc. stamped into our heads by espn and rivals? If Best would have gone to a second-tier school such as Iowa, USF, or West Virginia, most people would know who he is.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Agreed. I don’t know how fair it is to say from my position though, because I watch an unhealthy amount of college football plus College Football Final every fall Saturday. Maybe more fair weather fans don’t know those names.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh...
This article is by Tom Dienhart. Now it all makes sense.
This piece has been discussed in the DBD before, but the reason it’s so horrible is because Tom Dienhart is perhaps the worst college football writer in the universe. He had a stint at SportingNews before, somehow, Rivals decided to hire him. His writing is awful, filled with dumb metaphors, his logic makes no sense, and he writes lists like these out for no other reason than to generate controversy and increase his popularity.
JAI HO!
didnt know it was discussed previously, i just put on my dunce cap
They're after our precious bodily fluids
WHAT?!?!/ YOU REPOSTED SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN POSTED AS COMMENT #436 ON A PREVIOUS DBD??!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Apr 23, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i am eternally sorry Tyrant Boy King of UC Eugene
if it appeases you I shall bring you many suits of the double-breasted nature. They shall be in black, navy, brown, tan, beige, white, and purple… PIMPTASTIC
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I honestly have no idea why I laughed so much at that.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I just started watching Cal v. Oregon 2007
Don’t tell me how it ends!
I think if Desean Jackson has a big game, we have a good chance of winning this one.
Dennis Dixon throws the game-winning touchdown to a heroic Cameron Colvin, who stretches the ball over the goalline, successfully reaching the endzone.
JAI HO!
1st play of the game, Longshore threw a ball to Morrah that looked like could’ve been intercepted by Chung.
Also, that whole Duck mascot being suspended running gag is already old one minute into the game.
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So far, not great. But we’ve only had the ball for one series.
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan Fouts roots for Cal
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dan Fouts quote, “Mike Mohamed, the embarrassed Cal Bear, filling in today for Justin Moye.”
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember that play distinctly because I was like “WTF IS MOHAMED DOING ON THE FIELD?!?!?!”
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh, ILB David "Doop" Wilkerson
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 23, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya, in all honesty, it was kinda embarrassing.
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But was Mohammed embarassed? Fouts is projecting and assuming a mental state!
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
You make a good point. What was even weirder was when he said, “Mohamed feels like the Chargers never should’ve traded him to the 49ers and given in to my contract demands!”
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
“Mohamed feels like there’s no call on the field! Mohammed feels like its a touchdown for the Ducks!”
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
“Mohamed feels that the current banking system is faulty and it needs to be regulated before there is a crash”
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally, a joke I didn’t laugh at. You were on too good of a roll.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha! Commercials for the premiere of the TV series Cavemen
I wish I was at the meeting when this idea was pitched.
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Idea Guy: “Ok guys, everybody chill out because I have a FUCKING GOLD MINE I’m about to drop on ALL your asses. Ready? Check it out. We base a series off of an insurance ad campaign. Did I blow your fucking minds or what? DID I FUCKING BLOW YOUR MINDS? I BET I DID!”
CEO: “That’s why you’re the idea guy.”
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of stole that. This is hilarious
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by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
which is stolen from perhaps my favorite onion article of all time:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
When they debuted the 5 blade gillette razor during the super bowl (2006), I started flipping out.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Well, to be fair, the original concept wasnt that bad. Cavemen living in modern America overcoming hilarious Caveman-oriented racism. I think ABC nixed that and they hav eto go back to the drawing board.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Longshore just threw the ball away to open the 2nd Qtr
HydroTech would be proud
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, this was the last game of the season. Shut up Avinash, it was.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 23, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit Ezeff
He’s the reason we’re gonna lose this game.
10-3 at halftime. Tedford says we’re not protecting Longshore enough.
by CalBandGreat on Apr 23, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The first proof I have ever seen that you are a Cal fan.
Except for when its lupus
by rollonubears on Apr 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea who this guy is, but I'll take it
So what does it mean to select the best player available? I would venture that it really means to select the player who will have the best NFL career. The draft gurus don’t get so far out of their comfort zone to make that list.
The name that keeps coming back to my mind is Alex Mack, No. 51 from the California Golden Bears. The second is Max Unger from the Oregon Ducks. Both are centers.
With this being the Internet, you folks can look them up and read their bios. In 10 years, when you click on a list of draft picks from 2009, you will most likely see both of their names on the list of those still playing in the NFL.
That is what makes you the “best player available.”
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions

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