Follow the Cal Spring Game LIVE tomorrow on Twitter!
Look, I might not be no computerologist. And I don't have a lot of book-learnin' So I don't know exactly how Ragnarok and HydroTech will be transmitting their brain waves through their phone to all you people. But, using something called Twitter, first pioneered by Devil-American Pete Carroll, we'll be "live-tweeting" the Cal Spring Football Game tomorrow. Is that even a phrase, "live-tweet"? I might have just invented a new phrase. You are all witnesses to history. Useless, useless history.
And the history continues tomorrow starting at 11:30 AM. You can follow us at Twitter.com/GoldenBlogs. And if you are going to be there in person, you can come to the CGB Meet Up.
And if you are there in person AND have a smart phone, you can do both! We look forward to either seeing you in person and slash or virtually tomorrow at the Cal Spring Game. Go Bears!
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T SLEEPING IN
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 17, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how Twist feels having a teen admirer.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 17, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I wish I had a smarter phone....
I’ll be working at Cal Day tomorrow, but not anywhere near the football stadium. Can someone just yell the updates down to the Wheeler/Dwinelle area?
There's no crying in baseball!
It’s mostly just going to be updates of Hydro putting Twist into a stranglehold. Then suplexing him into Section R until Ron Gould tells them to shut the hell up.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 17, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Correction:
Ron Gould tells them to shut the hell up and get off his fucking lawn, punks.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 17, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
My parents wouldn’t let me go. :[
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
“Beautiful weather today! Awesome day for a game!”
“Tedford just walked in!!!”
“Riley’s warming up!”
“Olsonist is currently in a fistfight with Tedford over the handling of Longshore!!!”
“Maharg just threw up on a baby!!”
“Rishi is officially 8.9 centrimetres….”
“Scrimmage is over. Hey royrules just found the stadium!!! Hey royrules!!”
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I lol’d at the second to last one.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Alright so I met TwistNHook
I swear to god he needs to come with a warning label.
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This one:

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Are we going to get a write up?
Any “Come to Cal” like chants?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HydroTech was taking notes. I think hell have a write up done this evening. We were all at Bear’s Lair. I left early to come home to my wife, but I think they are still there.
I also have many many many photos, so Ill have some photos posts. Nothing of formations, tho, dont worry about that.
Did you follow the Twitter? There is some information there.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I was refreshing like a fiend.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The #1 main thing I took away from it was that the defense was ahead of the offense so far. Partially because Jahvid Best was not playing. But also partially just because I think the defense is better than the offense.
Also, Tedford’s son played some and made a killer block on 2 players (at the same time).
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Defense is always ahead of the offense in Spring Ball
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll be happy to know that Georgio looked really good after a year to strengthen the leg
Got a kickoff into the endzone and nailed a 42 yarder with tons of room to spare
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Does she know anything about Cal football? You didn’t bring her? Has she ever been to this site?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No, no, and oh lord I hope not!
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Yes
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
You intrigue me TwistNHook. That sounds weird but I only have an abstract idea of who you are, and you seem like a pretty interesting guy.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I might be interpreting this wrong
but are you asking Twist out on a date?
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 18, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope no one I know ever finds this blog. Because people who know me would easily be able to tell who I am by reading the comments.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. That’s just what I was going for.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 20, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you mail-order her from Ukraine?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No comment.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
She is strong on plow, no?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
TRUE STORY
She flipped out on me when I tried to send Twist some links to illicit material.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Apr 18, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
How does she say “FUCK YOU IN THE ASS YELLOW FEVER” in Ukrainian?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
“For Ages 6-8” ?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
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... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he anything like this in person? I was intrigued to meet him. I can’t imagine that he exists.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
he is exactly like this
WARNING:
TwistNHook
by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 18, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so pissed. I thought in person he would be like the guy he sometimes is on serious issues, where he blindsides us all by reminding us that he is an intelligent Cal grad. That is awesome.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So after meeting Twist...
it has come to my attention that I have been unintentionally, subconsciously stalking him for a good 10 years, following him around both California and the internets. I’m not sure what this says about me, but I may have to step back and reexamine my life. Thank you all for your support in these trying times.
I also got honked. Woe unto me!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
You were literally living in the bushes outside my apartment without your knowledge!
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Now that I have the knowledge
there are so many possibilities…
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Did you have classes with him and never realized it?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not only did we go to the same college and the same high school, but he grew up down the street from me.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
???
Are you a few years older than he is or something?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
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... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently he finished 12 grade the same year I finished 8th
so close to Twist….but so so far. My stalking was very dedicated but also very ineffective.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Did you TP his house?
Let's Get This Started 2010:
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... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
As NorCalNick noted, my freshman year at Cal was his freshman year in high school, so we never quite matched up school-year wise.
I guess if he went to Rheem Elementary when I was a 5th grader, he would have been a 1st grader. So, maybe, just maybe!
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I lived a few blocks away from Tha 1 for ~9 months. BEAT THAT.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
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... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not a big Jackson fan so I’m not that impressed. But I still can’t beat it. I met Trevor Linden once. 2 Cal players went to my school. That’s it.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Why don’t you like DJax???
Let's Get This Started 2010:
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... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked Diante Jackson plenty. But for some reason we never got him.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 18, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Tha 1 makes Diante Jackson look like Peter Griffin playing WR
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Diante wasn’t competing with D-Jax though. He was going to be a Golden Bear for the ages.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 18, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know. I loved him to death his sophomore year. But for the 2007 season (which I have blacked out 65% of from my brain) he complained a bit and moped on the field for a bit, at a time when those things were the last thing the team needed. I’ll say 2 things: 1) There is a reason there are no names on the back of our jerseys anymore. 2) I won’t call him MeSean, but I won’t fight back when someone does.
I don’t know when I started disliking him. He was tied with Follett as my favorite player. I loved him. I was sending the Tennessee punt return to all of my friends. But at some point I was just tired of him. He wasn’t producing even though he was oozing with talent. There was never a moment where I was like: fuck it! You’re dead to me! I realized it when I was watching the NFL draft last year and felt no compassion when he kept falling.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe his various injuries were more serious that year than people realized. I mean, DJax will never be a team leader-type, but I think a lot of the stuff about him moping is really overblown. I think he just has that Napoleon complex and the losing and subsequent naysaying really got to him. I don’t mind people with egos, but that’s just me. He’s still friends with a ton of the guys on the team.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I was looking for someone to blame. I don’t know. I just heard all the reports and I saw all the lack of production and it got to me.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Apr 18, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be noted Diante Jackson does not suffer from any such Napoleon complexes.
Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 18, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He suffers from Suck.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
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... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently I insulted Twist by saying he wasn’t ridiculous enough so he honked me
In other words, Go Bears!
My thoughts
- Defense is amazing
- Offense is so-so
- Hopefully our RBs can do better. Vereen and Deboskie got stuffed. Only I think Langston Jackson and Kevin Lewis got anything going.
- Is it just me or does the name Tyree Ellison (the dude that got the pick-six) sound like an USC player?
- DB #4 Little (RS FR) was amazing. He was all over the place
- Syd’Quan got challenged once (that I saw) and he made one of the best plays I saw
- Ross came on towards the end
- Marvin Jones didn’t really get many looks I felt
- Boateng was ok
- Lagemann (sp?) was possibly the MVP of the offense today. If the depth chart were made after today he would start.
- The QBs all were meh. Mansion started out bad and got much better. Riley was ok but didn’t get much going. Sweeney definitely looked a bit off. I don’t think he’s ahead of Mansion. And that pick-six was a result of him getting walloped. But mainly the QBs really didn’t get much time because they kept getting pressured (and the play was called dead if someone touched the QB). This might be mainly because:
- the D-Line was amazing. Or maybe that was because…
- .I felt that the pass protection was atrocious. The FBs didn’t really seem to be doing much (I think he got blown up by a defender on the pick-six but CBKWIT swears that was Quinn Tedford) and the lack of Alex Mack seems really obvious.
- I didn’t really notice the LBs one way or another.
- Tavecchio is soooooo much better. The first play of the day was a KO by Georgio that went to the endzone and the crowd whooped in appreciation. He nailed some 40yd FGs but missed a couple of 50+yd ones.
Now this may all be stupid because I’m not the best at critically observing things but that’s what I feel :p
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Apr 18, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
A few more...
- Cattouse (a.k.a Cat-house) was also flying all over
- Marvin Jones had a great PR
- Marc Anthony looks legit. I didn’t see Hagan anywhere and Conte is out with a concussion
- Our D has great speed. It looked all sorts of sweeps were broken up in the back
- Too many false starts by the O
- It was almost as if within milliseconds of snapping the ball someone (or more) from the D was in the back about to wreck havoc.
- I heard that there were some recruits there. I only saw Branzinski. The guys looks like he’ll be a riot (in a good way). He was sort of a highlighter.
In other words, Go Bears!
Little was moved to OLB apparently
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Tyre Ellison has a really good story. He’ll never play, but he was sent as the team’s representative for some conference on Student Athletics. He’s a walk-on still, I believe.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued
by Thoroughbred on Apr 18, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Man I wasn’t paying attention at all. I basically remember Tavecchio’s booming opening kick…Quinn Tedford getting blown the fuck up…long pass to Ross.
The rest was just the defense stuffing the RBs like a turkey.
And that’s it…
WARNING:
TwistNHook
by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 18, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes
I feel like the 3-4 Dick LeBeau scheme may just be the Ultimate Defense™. I mean, we may be better this year on the D side of the ball just because all the players have that much more experience playing in it.
Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued

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