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DBD 4/15: It's Tax Day!

Get 'em people...or file an extension like my father in law does since he thinks it keeps the IRS off his trail.  Yahoo has the scoop.

onto the News & World Report (all links SF Gate unless otherwise noted):

Pirates:

A US food aid ship escapes the wrath of pirates (Yahoo).  Ron Paul has a plan (Politico).  The French of all people detained 11 pirates.

Odds & Ends:

San Mateo bridge reopens after wind-related incidents.

SF sup Mirakami likes to smoke weed.

3 Oakland cops in hot water over Bailey probe.

 

Economy:

Great recession article.  US will reveal the health of banks (NY Times).  We've got some activity (The Big Picture)...

Sports:

A's win in extras!!!  I love taking it to the Red Sox.  Both teams will wear # 42 today to honor Jackie Robinson.  A's raise $130k for slain OPD officers (CBS5).

Randy Winn does it all but hits HRs.

Canfield passes Moevao (ESPN)

Nick Holt Q/A (ESPN)

YO on practice:

 

While Jones has been Cal’s top receiver this spring, another wideout who has looked solid is Alex Lagemann. He definitely looks as though he will be in the mix to compete for playing time this fall. Lagemann has demonstrated excellent hands and good route-running ability, and has continually made plays during the spring. He is consistently getting open, and then producing when balls are coming his way.

"He’s doing a real nice job," Tedford said. "He’s giving great effort. He’s playing fast. He’s getting much more comfortable and making some really nice plays, some really nice catches."

Lagemann was considered one of the nation’s top wide receiver recruits when he came to Cal in 2007, but a broken foot, and some complications that followed, essentially sidelined him for two years. He spent an entire year getting healthy and then spent last season on the scout team.

"I always thought coming out of high school that he had that potential," Tedford said. "It was frustrating for awhile because it was a situation where he couldn’t run and it lingered on so long. It’s nice to see him back healthy."

I talked to Lagemann tonight after practice. Look for more on him later in the week.

 

YO on Snyder:

Deputy sports editor Mike Lefkow here, with a few thoughts about former Cal football coach Bruce Snyder, whom I covered as the beat writer in his first season in 1987: 

You could sense right away Snyder would turn around the program. He might not have bled blue and gold — he went to Oregon — but you had the feeling he would please those who did. By the time of Snyder’s tumultuous departure following the 1991 season, Cal was ranked No. 8 in the country and resembled the teams Jeff Tedford has now. Fast. Aggressive. Tough. Swagger.   What Snyder accomplished in five short years in Berkeley should rank him among the greatest coaches ever at Cal. He took the Bears to their first New Year’s Day bowl in 32 years. Cal’s 37-13 Citrus Bowl win over Clemson on that day — Jan. 1, 1992 – was its first on New Year’s Day in 54 years.   In 1990, it was Snyder’s Bears who ended an 18-game losing streak against UCLA, which may have been just as satisfying for Cal fans. OK, the Bears were 1-17 against the Bruins in that stretch from 1972-89, but the one was a forfeit in 1977 when the Bruins used an ineligible player. On the field, Cal lost that game 21-19. Remarkably, that was one of only four times Cal lost to UCLA by less than 14 points during that stretch.   Tuesday at lunch, my boss and I were discussing coaches or managers we had learned from while we had been on a beat. I brought up a conversation with Snyder, when he made it a point to tell me how important it was to define your "home-run hitters" and make sure you keep the ball in their hands. Perhaps not very profound. Perhaps pretty obvious. But you know how certain points stand out years after they have been made? It was how emphatically he said it.      I could go on longer about Snyder. He was a good coach and I genuinely liked the guy. When he left Cal, I always thought the school deserved the 10 years of darkness it had in football until Tedford arrived. Perhaps Snyder could have handled his departure better, but let’s not misplace the blame. Or one man’s opinion that Cal would have been to a Rose Bowl by now. 

 

 

Wilner on Cal hoops:

But I think Cal make a significant advance. While it may or may not show up in its record, it could show up in March.

* First, Christopher has not reached his potential. He can be the kind of playmaker who takes the pressure off Randle and beats No. 10 seeds in the first round.

* Second, both Seeley and Amoke could provide scoring options the Bears did not possess this season, especially in the lane and along the baseline.

They don’t need to become consistent 15 ppg scorers — just good enough to provide an important basket here and there as compliments to the Big Three on the perimeter

* Third, given Montgomery’s history with big men, you have to think he’ll make the 7-foot-3 Zhang into a serviceable player. And when you’re talking about 7-3, serviceable is more than enough.

* Fourth, the Bears could very well be much better on a relative scale because the Pac-10, as a whole, could be much worse.

With the top-five scorers returning from a team that finished third (and swept league champ Washington), the Bears could be the preseason favorite, especially if UCLA’s Jrue Holiday stays in the draft.

And if the Bears are two or three games better, relative to their conference peers, that could translate into a better seed in the NCAAs and a better chance to reach the second round/Sweet 16.

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The unthinkable
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11-1
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10-2
12 votes
9-3
7 votes
8-4
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7-5
0 votes
6-6
0 votes
Tedford looks for a new job
0 votes

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Women’s Lacrosse

California (5-10 overall record, 3-2 Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) hosts No. 18 Oregon (10-3, 3-1 MPSF) in the Golden Bears’ last regular-season home game at 3 p.m. on Friday, April 17, at Memorial Stadium. Before the game, Cal will honor its five seniors who will be playing in the final home game of their college careers. The five seniors are goalkeeper Morgan Dyson, defenders Ghillie Little and Stephanie Smith, midfielder/attacker Elizabeth T Jahp and attacker Sam Price.

Cal could still claim the No. 2 seed in the upcoming MPSF Women’s Lacrosse Championship Tournament at Stanford. The No. 2 seed would play Saint Mary’s (3-10, 1-4) on April 23. The Bears would have to defeat Oregon by three or more goals and need the Ducks to defeat Saint Mary’s on April 19 to create a three-way tie with a 4-2 conference record between Cal, Oregon and Denver. The tiebreaker in that scenario is goal margin in head to head games between the three teams. Since Denver defeated Cal, 11-10, and Oregon beat Denver, 11-9, Cal would have to defeat Oregon by three or more goals to finish higher than Oregon and Denver.

If Cal beats Oregon but the Ducks lose to Saint Mary’s, dropping Oregon’s MPSF record to 3-3, Cal would only be tied with Denver at 4-2 . The Pioneers would then earn the No. 2 seed and Cal would earn the No. 3 seed on the basis of the tiebreaker in that scenario – head to head competition. The No. 3 seed would play No. 7 seed Fresno State (0-9, 0-5) on April 23. If Cal loses to Oregon, the Bears would become the No. 4 seed and play fifth-seeded UC Davis on April 23.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:41 AM PDT reply actions  

blockquote fail…sorry

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Young Pac-10 Field athlete of the week!

BERKELEY – Junior Ryan Young was named the Pac-10 Men’s Field Athlete of the Week, as announced by the conference today. Young earned the honor after his record-setting performance last weekend in the javelin at the Jackie Joyner-Kersee Invitational. This is the first Pac-10 Track Athlete of the Week award for Cal in 2009.

Young set both the school and meet records last weekend, posting a record-setting mark of 250-10 (76.45m). Young’s mark on Friday also currently ranks fourth in the NCAA this season. The previous school record in the javelin was 236-0, set by Paul Teinert in 2006. Young’s previous personal best was 235-02, which he set last season and then-ranked second best in school history.

Cal heads to the Farm this Saturday for the annual Big Meet against Stanford. The Bears will host the Brutus Hamilton Invitational from April 24-25 at Edwards Stadium.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Taylor Kelly Pac10 Softboll Player of the Week!

Junior short stop Taylor Kelly is the first Cal softball player this season to be named the Pac-10 Player of the Week. Kelly had two home runs in the Stanford series, including a game-winning two-run shot in the bottom of the seventh to give the Bears a series victory over the No. 2 Cardinal.

Kelly, a native of Santee, Calif., helped the Bears earn two wins over second-ranked Bay Area rival Stanford last weekend. In the second game of the three-game series, Kelly hit a home run off of Stanford pitcher Missy Penna in the sixth inning to boost the Golden Bears to a 3-1 victory. Kelly’s home run was only the fifth long ball Penna has allowed all season.

On Sunday, it was Kelly’s second home run of the weekend which solidified her as a hero for the Golden Bears. After Stanford rallied back to tie California 6-6 in the top of the seventh inning, Kelly hit a walk-off two-run home run to win the game 8-6 and take the series against the Cardinal. The junior finished the weekend with three runs, three hits, two home runs and three RBI.

The Bears are back in action Wednesday, April 15 when they host the Saint Mary’s Gaels at 3 p.m. at Levine-Fricke Field.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

rec’d!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get your butts to Witter Field on Saturday to watch Cal take on Minnesota in the Round of 16 (playoffs).

BERKELEY – The top-seeded Golden Bears (27-1) face No. 16 Minnesota (10-3) in the Round of 16 Saturday, April 18, at 1:30 p.m. on Witter Rugby Field during the second of a three-day event featuring Pools A and C of the national playoff field.

The winner of the Bears vs. Gophers will face either Cal Poly or Air Force in the Round of 8 Sunday at 1 p.m.

Minnesota edged Ohio State in the Midwest regional playoffs to earn its 2009 national playoff slot. The Gophers were on Witter Rugby Field for the 2007 Round of 16, where they lost to Cal Poly, and advanced to the national playoff field last season, too, before falling to Penn State.

Having sought all season to peak at the right time, California brings a team into the postseason that includes some veteran leadership, still-unproven young talent and newcomers who have added new dimensions to the Bears’ attack.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

updated rankings (scroll to bottom of page):

Sport Rank
W. Swimming & Diving (5-5, 4-4 Pac-10) No. 1 NCAA Finish
M. Crew Varsity 8+ No. 1 USRowing
Rugby (27-1) No. 1 AmericanRugbyNews.com, No. 2 eRugbyNews.com
W. Crew Varsity 8+ (3-0) No. 3 USRowing/Collegiate Rowing Coaches Association
W. Water Polo (29-6, 3-4 MPSF) No. 5 Collegiate Water Polo Association
M. Gymnastics (10-1) No. 5 Troester
M. Swimming & Diving (6-2, 3-2 Pac-10) No. 6 CSCAA
Volleyball (26-7, 13-5 Pac-10, third) No. 6 Bison/AVCA, No. 7 Molten/Volleyball Magazine
M. Water Polo (19-9, 4-4 MPSF, fifth) No. 7 Collegiate Water Polo Association
W. Tennis (16-4, 6-1 Pac-10) No. 8 Campbell’s/ITA College Tennis RankingsM. Indoor Track and Field No. 12 NCAA Finish
M. Soccer (12-4-5, 5-2-3 Pac-10) No. 12 NSCAA
W. Basketball (27-7, 15-3 Pac-10) No. 13 Associated Press, No. 14 ESPN/USA Today
Softball (26-11, 3-3 Pac-10) No. 16 ESPN/No. 17 NFCA
M. Track and Field No. 22 USTFCCCA
W. Golf No. 25 Golfweek
Football (9-4, 6-3 Pac-10, fourth) No. 25 USA Today

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Who the frig is eRugbyNews.com and why are they so clueless? What does our Rugby team have to do to get their #1 vote? Must we have won 25 of the last 29 national championships instead of only 24 of 29??

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Apr 15, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

eRugbyNews.com has not forgiven CAL for inexplicably losing in the 2003 semifinals.

Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.

by Ohio Bear on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Softball to take on St Mary’s today:

Sites: at Levine-Fricke Field (Cal); Alberta B. Farrington Stadium (ASU); Rita Hillenbrand Memorial Stadium (Arizona)

Game Times: California: Wednesday, Apr. 15, 3:00 p.m. vs Saint Mary’s; at No. 5 Arizona State (Tempe, Ariz.): Friday, Apr. 17, 7:00 p.m.; at No. 9 Arizona (Tucson, Ariz.): Saturday, Apr. 18, 7:00 p.m.; at No. 9 Arizona (Tucson, Ariz.): Sunday, Apr. 19, 12:00 p.m.

Live Stats: Gametracker available for the Arizona State and Arizona Games

Last Time Out: After dropping the first game of their series against the No. 2 Stanford Cardinal, 4-1, at Stanford, the Bears rallied at Levine-Fricke Field, winning 3-1 on Friday and pulling off the dramatic 8-6 victory on Saturday. After Stanford scored five runs in the top of the seventh inning to tie the game, the Bears’ Taylor Kelly hit a two-run home to dead center field to give the Bears the game and series victory.

Up Next: The Bears will host Oregon State for a single game and Oregon for a pair April 24-26 at Levine-Fricke Field. The Bears went 1-2 on their road trip to Oregon/Oregon State earlier this season.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Cal to take on Furd this Saturday in the Big Slam

THIS WEEK: The No. 8-ranked California women’s tennis team (16-4, 6-1 Pac-10) will complete its regular season schedule as the Golden Bears host No. 12 Stanford (17-3, 6-1 Pac-10) on Saturday, April 18, at noon in the Big Slam at the Hellman Tennis Complex. Cal will honor seniors Bojana Bobusic, Claire Ilcinkas and Marion Ravelojaona in pre-match ceremonies as the Cardinal and the Bears clash for a potential share of the Pac-10 team championship. Although No. 9-ranked USC (19-2, 7-0 Pac-10) has already secured a portion of the conference title, if the Women of Troy fall to No. 10 UCLA (17-5, 5-2 Pac-10) on Friday, Cal and Stanford will be meeting for a piece of the Pac-10 crown on Saturday; the Bears with revenge on their minds. The last time the two teams met, Cal nabbed the upper hand by winning a thrilling doubles point at the top court, but the Cardinal rebounded by coming from behind to claim victories on four singles courts and prevailed with a 4-3 decision at Taube Family Tennis Center in Stanford, Calif. This weekend’s match will feature live webcasts from each court via links available at the women’s tennis page on CalBears.com.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Carp, you’ve gotta be feeling a little lonely right now, you posted the DBD, you’re the only one with comments so far. Good work man, we all appreciate it. And by we all, I mean me, because noone else is showing up yet.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

I am always here.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you ever go to school?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on break. After missing 2 and a half weeks. Which is unfortunate.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

A convenient excuse. I think we all know that rollonubears isn’t really a “high school student”. I think the truth is clear here: rollonubears is just a fake identity for Olsonist. That would explain everything…

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey thanks…it’s no problem!

in other news, I looked up Sharks tickets…I found out you can only buy 2 per household and they are sold out for Sunday. What’s the scoop on going to a Sharks playoff game? I’ve never been, but I’m a big fan of going to playoff/emotional live sporting events.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t it entail a season ticket discount for next year?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want an emotional live sporting event? You should check it out when Twist and I play curling. There’s laughter, tears and even a little bit of awkward silence.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone saw the DBD’s title and thought OH SH$#&$^#^!!!!!

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I paid my taxes over a year ago!

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Apr 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

man, you are set for life!!!

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that was last year’s taxes. You have to pay them every year.

by CalBandGreat on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whaaa??? Way to harsh my buzz man.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

for those folks that are afraid of marriage, you’ll love it when you get your refund back.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

For those folks that are afraid of marriage, you’re right every other day of the year.

Hiyo!!!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nailed it!

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you getting married soon? Oh snap?

I got news for you peeps when you think you’re getting sex 4 life:

attempting to make a child is AWESOME.

The drought that hits oh…I’d say around 4 months into pregnancy…makes you wonder if you should have become a priest.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine: Carp, the priest. I dunno if I’m ok with the clergy posting NSFW pictures. Because of that, and that alone, I think carp made the right call.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might fit right in with the clergy.

amidoinitrite?

PS – has anyone noticed the lack of NSFW pics (and, subsequently, CGB NSFW pics) around here? I’ve turned over a new leaf with the whole Let’s Get the Lurkers to Stop Lurking movement.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, that’s why I’m pioneering the Let’s Keep the Lurkers Lurking Movement.

The LKLLM will totally crush that LGLSLM!!!!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take that smiley face as silent and complete dedication to the movement.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Double dedication!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that it only gets worse once she has the kid since you are both constantly tired from raising the child

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you chowder. thank you indeed. Good thing for the Internet.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mail order bride FTW!!!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying that hiring a nanny is a good idea?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hot nanny FTW!!

Marshawnthusiastic Jahvidtician and member of the PRileytariat.

by Ohio Bear on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second Draft
Wanted: Free-spirited SWF <25 y/o as a Nanny. Willingness to work with kids, flexibility, having "TnA," and an uncanny ability to suck up to mrs. carp are all a plus. Job will occasionally require an overnight stay.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Third Draft
Wanted: Free-spirited SWF <25 y/o as a Nanny. Willingness to work with kids, flexibility, having “TnA,” and an uncanny ability to suck are all a plus. Job will occasionally require an overnight stay. Medical documentation proving good health required.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

good point.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha rec’d

I like how “willingness to work with kids” is just “a plus” for a nanny. Perhaps add “being a former Cal volleyball player a definite plus”

btw: Pig

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Apr 15, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

correction: great idea.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck having sex after the baby pops out.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

daddy stitch, FTW?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Explain to me this concept.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t. It’s too grotesque. Even for me. Ask dballisloose.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have urbandictionary here

Dball?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I’ve cleaned up my act. dballistight should be my new alias. Frankly, a daddy stitch sounds like something you’re gonna do when she convinces you to help her knit little booties for the baby.

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly, this is very disappointing.

Clearly, there is no nyan in you.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus says my new signature

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you, a gay fish?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

um…..jai no?

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched Slumdog for the first time the other day and I finally understood his signature.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

jai ho is a very catching theme song……jai no is how i will respond when i disagree with Rishi

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO

For some reason my girlfriend’s cousin decided to pop in the DVD at 1 AM on Saturday. Mildly riveting stuff, or it could have just been the Red Bull I drank earlier in the day that prevented me from falling asleep.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK GUYS! WARN ME WHEN MY CURIOSITY WILL DISGUST ME! GOD DAMMIT.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Share the wealth, son.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I…I can’t…

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You must. To uphold the community.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll see if you can catch on. Post labor, and stitch is literal.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still not getting it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inb4 pics or it doesn’t exist.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to blockquote it because I don’t want to incur the wrath of Calbear81.

Basically the dad has the doctor keep it fun downstairs after labor.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take the bullet for you.

Blockquote it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The dad has the doctor keep his wife tight.

Happy?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why’s that disgusting?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because there are… tears…

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB: Boldly Going Where No Sports Blog Has Gone Before

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

CGB: Boldly Going Where No Other Sports Blog Wants To Go Has Gone Before

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more stegosaurus.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t something like this happen to you last week too?

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Apr 15, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 days ago…

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Forget the daddy stitch, here’s a solution!!!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you have a pen15 pump that you can recommend?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I can recommend links. Lil Wayne’s story about his virginity.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the Record

I went out on Friday night and did the clubbing scene for the first time in about a year (a bunch of OC friends got together). I became very appreciative of my girlfriend, and am so glad I don’t have go through the whole clubbing thing / meat market thing.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

But if you arent in the meat market thing, your signature makes no sense!

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s WHY he’s not into the meat market thing. The fluids are precious.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must deny them my essence

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I go through the clubbing thing with friends, not for the meat market thing.

There are plenty of reasons to go out with friends and drink that don’t involve trying to hook up.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

as a side note, Nick Cannon was spinning where we went. After instantly judging him I can see why he married Mariah Carey. Dude, was way to serious, and kind of seems like a prick. He definitely doesn’t have that fun-loving personality he showed on that horrendous mtv show.

ps – I realize saying horrendous when referencing an mtv show is a bit redundant

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a bit redundant.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I LOVED HIM IN DRUMLINE!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

And underclassman!!!!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to consult the flowchart.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Recd!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

your held will explode if the niners draft him with the # 10 pick.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

My held?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marriage sucks.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

sigh.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s settle this over a drinking game TBD

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

but we’ve already determined that I’d lose (in the short run) but win in the long run (no cirrhosis).

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t drink?

Fail.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do, but not like a fish.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because you don’t know me!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, yes it does. Sometimes it doesn’t. After the first few years it just…is.

No, I’m not bitter

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s Bitter!

amirite?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in year 2…it’s still awesome to have a partner. It’s not always easy, but I wouldn’t change it for the world.

We’ll see how I do this fall (with the newborn). I may have to run to Texas.

Did you hear Texas wants to secede from the union. California put up with Bushy for 8 years!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thats sounds awesome! So much better than being independent.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not so fast my carp...

If you’re lucky enough to be married to a decent/high wage earner, and you also make a decent wage, the marriage penalty really, really hurts. For the last 6 years we have been married FILING SEPARATELY because that actually saves us a bit of money over joint filing. And even if you only know a little bit about tax rates, you know that this situation sucks donkeys. This marriage is a tax “gift” that keeps on giving every year. And by giving I mean taking away about $10K. Ouch!

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Apr 15, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

o…no, we’re not there yet. Although, I don’t really do the finances. Not sure.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

let the bears pay the bear tax. i pay the homer tax!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 15, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

But who pays the ragnarok tax?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Gods themselves.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 15, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent response

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attn: CHOWDAH re: London Metropolitan Univ.

So I took the scattershot approach to your question re: London Metropolitan Univ. and sent an e-mail to every Brit I know. Here is the first response to my query:

The University is quite ropey but the school has a pretty good reputation. Not in a bad area. It’s in Islington, on the Holloway road, a few minutes from Highbury and Islington tube. More that its suffered from a great deal of mismanagement and the Vice Chancellor has just resigned. google Brian Roper and london Met for more details.

If I get more responses, I’ll pass them on.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 AM PDT reply actions  

“quite ropey”

what does that mean?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Ropey” means of poor quality. I took his overall comment to mean the University is run like crap but the education itself is reasonably well thought of.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

much like Berkeley?

I like how at my orientation they told me, if I have an administrative problem, and the person I’m talking to refuses to help, I should try to go around them.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it means a “small wooden boat.”

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

No no, it means a whale’s vagina

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

muchas gracias, my girlfriend would be very appreciative. of course, this will now be the third email i sent her in the last 20 minutes making me feel a bit like an overbearing controlling boyfriend

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. TwistNHook, is that you?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should send a fourth e-mail afterwards saying “WHY WON’T YOU RESPOND TO MY E-MAILS ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME WHY?!”

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that they stay together and have a great life. BUT! If she is going to dump him, I hope its by fantasy baseball team name change.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about separating their characters on the Sims and leaving a note saying “I hope you can take a hint”?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought it’d be fun to dump someone via singing telegram. A grown man in a chicken costume singing about breaking up with you, sucks for her, great for anyone nearby!!!

I looked into one time, Singing Telegrams are expensive. As in $150.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always want to use singing telegrams for april fools jokes.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I once broke up with my friend’s girlfriend for him (he was too scared to do so himself) by pretending to be the breakup hotline.

It was awesome.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your friend is a coward.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes he was.

Sometimes, you gotta just do the right thing.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Chowder

Welcome to Dumpsville

Population: You

Signed No longer Mrs. Chowder

by LeonPowe on Apr 15, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction: Everyone in the big leagues will wear 42 today to honor Jackie Robinson (a UCLA alum):

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d love to see him try to work against Syd and Hagan

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

USC may actually have found Jesus in Cleats.

But when true freshman Matt Barkley — really a high school senior, considering that’s what he was before the first of the year — completed 10 of 13 passes for 195 yards with three touchdowns in a scrimmage last Saturday, it thickened the plot considerably.

Assuming this was against the first team defense, I like Cal’s chances next year from both an offensive and defensive perspective. Carroll’s really going to run Barkley out there @ tOSU, Cal, and Oregon???

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I’d love to see him try to work against Syd and Hagan

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

This may be why we have trouble landing Robert Woods… you don’t know how much Barkley is going to be hyped if he wins the startng job (and probably deservedly so)

Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued

by Thoroughbred on Apr 15, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bridgford will be starting by the USC game comes along.

by turkey on Apr 15, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivals Cover Story on the PAC-10

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=935590

Times change, but perceptions often do not. What you were years ago doesn’t necessarily define who you are now. Still, reputations aren’t easily lost.

For example, what “Big Six” conference has the reputation for having the most run-oriented offenses?…

…Yet, a strong case can be made that the Pac-10 projects as the most grounded conference in ‘09. Six Pac-10 running backs rushed for more than 1,000 yards last season, and five are back for the ’09 season. The Big Ten also had six 1,000-yard rushers a year ago, but Penn State’s Evan Royster is the only returnee.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

It seems to me that the Pac-10 has been the best rushing conference in the nation for some time now. Sure, no one wants to believe that, but it is true.

Question: Is there any team out there that could argue they were better running the ball over the last five years than Cal?

by Tedfordisgod on Apr 15, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if they’ve been better, but these are the teams I can think of off the top of my head:

Oregon, West Virginia, Navy (don’t know if the triple option necessarily counts), Wisconsin

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those are the same ones I would come up with.

Oregon, WVU and Navy have the advantage of having running quarterbacks. But in terms of just smash-mouth running, I think it is hard to compete with Cal. I think a lot of teams attempt to be really smash mouth (like Wisconsin) but aren’t really that good at it.

by Tedfordisgod on Apr 15, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder Goal of the Day

I love the announcers on Telemundo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3v_yPMVcoM&feature=player_embedded

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Apr 15, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Watch the goalie when they replay in slow-mo - classic!

Golazo De ESCORPION!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Apr 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My semester and a half of Spanish 1 picked up exactly zero words there.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap!!!

Rag’s mistress is fighting piracy:

Flips and Shit.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ah crap, they must be getting ready to leave Earth. Why couldn’t they find somewhere else to build the highway?

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can hear them singing “so long, and thanks for all the fish”. Where’s my towel??

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Apr 15, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear there’s some exciting Vorgon poetry.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone having chest pain?

I told you nature was dangerous.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Great. Now Shyamalan will have inspiration to write a sequel to The Happening.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Apr 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

they made a sequel to Crank

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a joke when I first saw the trailer.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Product Liability!!!

Twist can finally make some money off his genetic defaults!!!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

He’s going to make money of his looks?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

His parents must be so proud!

wiki entry for Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle is not what I expected —

the guy with 5th billing is:

Jordan Prentice as Giant Bag of Weed

by kolwave on Apr 15, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

This shold be blockquoted, kolwave, because it is, by far, the most legitimate piece of news yet!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s so Cal related!!!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jordan Prentice is a Cal grad.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read “giant bag of weed” and thought of Telegraph

by kolwave on Apr 15, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt Harold go to Cal?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

When I first started acting in college, at Cal, the thing that I loved about acting was not being onstage, but going into rehearsals. The thing, as I look back on it now, that I was most attracted to, was that I felt like I’d found my family. It was just a bunch of loonies.

by kolwave on Apr 15, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncomfortable movie summaries

Some of these are awesome:

300: Gays kill blacks.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
FIGHT CLUB: Deranged sociopath guides yuppies to their deaths.
GOOD WILL HUNTING: Underemployed genius squanders prestigious job opportunity to chase trim.
LOVE ACTUALLY: Prime Minister risks war with United States over a sexy secretary.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science.

And my favorite…

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

Have any to add to the list?

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Paste more!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you not access random websites like that but still reach CGB? There is no way half the sites you can’t get to are less productive than CGB.

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea.

CGB falls under sports. Sports websites are okay (for now).

Postmodernbarney? If it’s some other topic, they’ll block it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRIENDS: Six women bond together to divorce themselves from reality.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

some of my favorites

A CRY IN THE DARK: Dogs eat baby, confusion follows.
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
CUJO: Family neglects to give family pet rabies shots, pays price.
DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Apr 15, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent

and that last one is indeed uncomfortable.

by LovinBlue on Apr 15, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Passion Of The Christ one is funny, but I really like the Demolition Man and Jurassic Park one. especially the Jurassic Park.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lord of the Rings one is solid, along with the 300 and Titanic ones. I think I read something similar to the Titanic one a few weeks ago though.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORREST GUMP: Mentally disabled man has unprotected sex with HIV sufferer, lives to tell tale.

Blockquote Ambassador For Hire
Inquire Within

by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaa…some of these are hilarious.

HAIL HYDROTECH!

by danzig on Apr 15, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mansion fighting piracy?

I hope that our beloved Hope for the Future doesn’t sail his yacht too far towards the Gulf of Aden. Do you suppose though, that with his cannon of an arm he could single-handedly blast those damn pirates right out of the water with well-placed tight spirals?

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

rec’d…awesome!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be out at Cal Day, if anyone wants to take a photo with it. You can also ask the Cannoneers lots of questions and see how creative their lies get.
Above all else, though, I’m pretty sure the cannon is the most awesome class gift of any graduating class at Cal.

by Yes We Cannon on Apr 15, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone know much about Alex Langemann? I know he was a highly touted WR recruit a couple of years ago who’s been injured for a couple of years. Will we have a go-to receiver next year or just a bunch of # 2’s?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Larry Fitzgerald style.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest, I think we have three 1 and a halves. Jeremy Ross may be more of a 2, but Nyan is oozing with potential and just needs a QB to actually get the ball to him (not always needed. I remember a game last year where the ball was thrown way over his head and behind him. I nearly wet myself when he caught it. It showed how he was a 4 star basketball player too. And Tucker was arguably our best receiver last year.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boateng, Tucker and Marvin Jones as 1.5’s? Ross as # 2? What about this Langemann fellow and the soon to be arriving Markish Jones?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think any of these new class of 2009 recruits need to play right away. The problem we have is not a lack of raw talent…..we have plenty already. What we need is for the raw talent that has already started developing to have an epiphany and EXPLODE into a real #1. The new class of 2009 recruits need to be redshirted a year, standard procedure.

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Markish was a state champion track star in HS and was a Juco player (3 yrs to play 3).

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think last year was a good example of how to win games despite being ranked #80+ in the passing game. If the WRs are serviceable, that should be sufficient. I think the real make-or-break will be in the OL and FB, giving the QBs enough time and opening holes for our running game.

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be a wicked slot guy.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t clear. During the post I downgraded Ross to a 2. So only two 1.5’s. But I think if Riley remembers that the goal is to get into his receivers hands, not the ground 10 yards in front of them, then the receivers will have a big year. They weren’t bad last year. There are many examples where they caught balls they shouldn’t have because they were so used to bad throws that anything within the zipcode they had to catch.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Tedford has always said that the most talented guy

is Michael Calvin (perhaps except Marvin Jones)

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Apr 15, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but he & Hagan haven’t played spring ball because of grades. While that’s not the end of the world, it probably helps them grow and get continuity with the QBs.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think that’s the problem with the QBs so far in spring practice?

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

who knows? We have a bunch of talent but they all manage to screw up just a smidge thus not creating separation and subsequently hampering all of their development.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tai-ler Jones

Link

Under Armour All-American receiver Tai-ler Jones (Gainesville, Ga./Gainesville) is going to make a public commitment tomorrow at 2:30 eastern at his school, ESPN’s JC Shurburtt reports. In late March, Jones named a top five of Georgia, Stanford, Notre Dame, North Carolina, Ohio State, UCLA and Cal.

Do we have a shot? He apparently was planning to visit, or did, over his spring break.

by ohmangoAs on Apr 15, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That is the most ridiculous spelling of Tyler that I’ve ever seen in my life.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no you di-int

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, he has seven schools in his top 5? Amazing.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 15, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah I saw that

ESPN’s fault.

he explicitly said he chose 7 because he could figure out which 2 of his seven to cut.

by ohmangoAs on Apr 15, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell you how exciting it is to be in the running for top players FROM THE SOUTH!!! We are starting to get a smidge of influence in the best HS football region.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm...this is totally and completely false hope begging to be destroyed
Jones revealed that he has already made his decision, but just wants to let it marinate a couple days.

"[I’m leaning towards this school because] of the strength of the relationship that I’ve built with the coaches in such a short time," Jones said. "And then how strong their academics are, the experience of their coaching staff, who they brought in with the ’09 class, and the potential that I see with their team."

LINK
I hope this refers to Cal.
Also, there’s strong speculation that Stanford, Georgia, and UNC are high on the list, with ND as an outside shot.

unfortunately, that quote above applies pretty well to Stanford.

by ohmangoAs on Apr 15, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to spam, but this is Cal related!

haha…

On Stanford

"I stopped back by Stanford as I was leaving to talk to the coaches one more time. I was really impressed by them and my visit there really exceeded my expectations."
"They showed me a lot of love, I got a good vibe from the coaches, and I have built a very good relationship with the coaches there in a short amount of time. Almost the whole staff has multiple years of experience in the NFL and I like that a lot. I also like their 2009 recruiting class – I think they signed a lot of talent. I think their potential is high in football too."

and Cal:

"My visit to Cal was good too. They showed me the campus, their facilities, and I got to eat and talk with the coaches before watching them practice. I was planning to go back there too, but our flight got switched to a day earlier, so we had to fly out on Tuesday instead of Wednesday."

Dare I say it, but Stanford might win this one?

by ohmangoAs on Apr 15, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the “too” language is a bit concerning…

plus he said…

their facilities

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

this sounds like furd

Tbred, what say you?

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by CBKWit on Apr 15, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d make a reference to it being between two schools, neither of which are Cal. :)

by turkey on Apr 15, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably not Georgia…

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many predict Furd, actually. Some feel like it won’t stick because Furd doesn’t allow early entries.

Let's Get This Started 2010:
NT Jay "That" Guy, OLB Cecil "The Hanta Virus" Whiteside, DE Cassius "Smashius" Marsh
... to be continued

by Thoroughbred on Apr 15, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Ray Charles song is Georgia on My Mind.

by turkey on Apr 15, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean Louis

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly. But the song remains the same.

by turkey on Apr 15, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one of the many differences between Furd and carp’s nanny.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What About the Furd

How do you think they’ll do next year? Will they be a quality win next season or there usual self?

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

for 33SS

Here:

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE, 12:55 p.m.: Nothing official yet, but the word is that Xavier Nady will need surgery and miss the season.

More playing time for our current favorite A-turned-Yankee! You know, now that Giambi’s back.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

A’s announcers last night: “Swisher is leading the Yankees in HR, RBIs, and ERA.”

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he usually has great April’s, iirc

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it’s a good thing that I have both Nady AND Swisher on my CGB team. although that whole ’draft as many former Cal Bears as possible strategy may not pan out…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 15, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wakefield throwing a no-no through 5…
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/athletics/index?

let’s hope the troops can rally.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

now it's through 6

aren’t many no-no’s in April, when it’s still cold and the batters aren’t really in a groove yet? If anyone has knowledge on this, I’d be very interested to hear about it.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you as interested to know I have NO information about it?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm….no!

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given that their bullpen threw 11 inning last night, the Sox are lucky that they have a knuckler going today. Dude can pitch 400 innings, if need be. I think the Sox take this one. Tough to sweep those guys.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hint: Google Cache

on UCLA:

"It went great. I loved the campus, I loved that coaching staff, and it just went really well in general," said Hinder. "It was a good first experience."

Hinder met with the Bruins head coach and offensive coordinator while in Westwood.

"I talked with Coach (Rick) Neuheisel and Coach (Norm) Chow, and for me, those were the most important ones for me to talk to," said Hinder. "We saw everything on the tour and we saw the scrimmage. It was fun. I’ve known Richard Brehaut and Nick Crissman before, I met them at a quarterback camp. So it was a great visit."

by ohmangoAs on Apr 15, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOCKQUOTE AND REPLY FAIL

The entire post is a quote, and a reply to carp above

by ohmangoAs on Apr 15, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow…that’s epic!

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate when they interview kids after their visits because they really never say anything.

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by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the campus and the coaching staff. It was fun.

by zoonews on Apr 15, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really felt like I was part of the family. I connected well with the other players.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got to be part of a gameday simulation and they made a jersey for me with my name on it. When I left someone gave me an envelope with $5k in it.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was great to reunite with random name drop player X whom I once played against in a premium football camp that I attended in 7th grade.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really felt like all my visits went great and the universities have a lot to offer. Except Tulsa. I mean…come on….Tulsa?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I visited Nebraska, the coaches were friendly and knowledgable, the campus was nice. The fan support is amazing, but mainly that is because it is Nebraska and there ain’t shit to do. So fuck that, I’m going to South Beach where the weather is warm, the women are hot, and the drugs more easily accessible.

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by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a blowjob from one of the sorority girls. I’m going to Florida.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m choosing school X because it has a better medical school, even though I won’t major in anything resembling pre-med nor do my career aspirations lie in the field of medicine.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

I’m choosing school X because it has a better medical school, even though I won’t major in anything resembling pre-med nor do my career aspirations lie in the field of medicine. If I were to get injured, I’d assume they’d be able to treat me better.

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by chowder on Apr 15, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

(breathes deeply & deliberately…tries to keep head from exploding)

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might just be the weirdest SBN fanpost ever.

Check this out guys and gals, this is from CoachSark.com. It’s basically an apology for not receiving the the comments from my submission form. How often in this world that we live in does that happen! I’m telling you, the planets are coming into alignment and the Huskies are on the RISE!! The cougs are wringing their hands and gnashing their teeth and I for one am LOVING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





We had a glitch in our feedback form on Friday and unfortunately we did not receive the actual comments from your form submission.
Please feel free to email them directly and I will make sure they get to the correct person or go ahead and resubmit the form as it is now working.
Sorry for the inconvenience.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure about ever…we’ve got some pretty stiff competition.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude thinks that the UW football is on the rise, because he received what appears to be a FORM EMAIL after his message wasn’t received.

If getting a form email is a step in the right direction for UW, I fear to know what they were doing before. Oh ya, thats right giving up 300+ yards to Jahvid Best in 1 half of football.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t hat they’ve been to the Rose Bowl and won MNC’s more recently then we have.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MoreNCsAreComing!!!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bama—→Husky fan. Only explanation.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You teabaggin’?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does this make Avi a teabagger? If anything, it makes him just the opposite. Most people have no idea how much we spend on the military.

It will still take more than two or so years for the democratic congress to change the makeup of this mix (due to budget inertia).

Here’s one from 2004 for comparison.

If you want something to cut right now… then look no further than the F22 Raptor and the Osprey. Ugh.

HAIL HYDROTECH!

by danzig on Apr 15, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, in god’s good name, made you believe I was requesting a serious answer???

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye!. I keep making that mistake. I thought you didn’t look at the actual diagram.

HAIL HYDROTECH!

by danzig on Apr 15, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA! I knew it.

BTW dude… if you’re thinking about embedding a twitter widget on the front page… pls dont. Among other things it will slow down the front page… and it’s already heavy enough as it is.

HAIL HYDROTECH!

by danzig on Apr 15, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about a Twitter logo to click through to the Twitter page.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not even sure what a twitter widget is.

Our twitter is essentially a glorified RSS feed at this point. We’ve used it a little for mostly inane reasons. So, it wouldnt make much sense to do a lot on the front page about pointing to a place that takes you to……….the front page.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad, cuz those of us that access CGB at work probably won’t appreciate it.

Since our network traffic is monitored, it can be proved that we visit Twitter many times per day during a HR review – even though we don’t use Twitter at all.

HAIL HYDROTECH!

by danzig on Apr 15, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google is monitoring your HR review???

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beware… it probably is!!

HAIL HYDROTECH!

by danzig on Apr 15, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

good to know

i already tried, but couldn’t get the flash to work. i gave up without really trying very hard. mostly cause i don’t care that much.

i think a link to our twitter feed would be sufficient.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 15, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

F22s are so pretty!

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed…but I’d rather spend that money on the development of UCAVs.

HAIL HYDROTECH!

by danzig on Apr 15, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn…68% on military/natl security….WOW. All those Repub’s should think about that when they talk about gov’t spending.

what’s with the red/green %? Up/down from last year? Does this include stimulus package monies? Cuz it sure feels like the science community is getting a lot more than last year.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its sad, really sad, that we spend so much money on defense and offense. But I guess spending that money generates and protects the generation of the GDP that we have.

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firstly, Bryan Anger should be our newest secret weapon in the War On Terror.

Secondly, REcd.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Twisted wants to punt to the terrorists. Weak on defense Twisted wants to punt to the terrorists. I say give them Pain Train until he graduates.

I rec’d your post just so I could un-rec it.

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by Olsonist on Apr 16, 2009 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bryan Anger isn’t just a punter. He’s a state of mind.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 16, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Let’s meditate away the terrorists. Shall we all hold hands now? Will we have peace in our time? I say Pain Train before it’s too late you sniveling coward.

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by Olsonist on Apr 16, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, wtf was I thinking. Pain Train all the way.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 16, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, there’s 68% on military and national security, and when our special forces can snipe three pirates at the same time, while on a boat, does anyone think that’s money poorly spent?

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on if the money also went to swim trunks and flippy floppies for the SEALS

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and briquettes/burgers for BBQ

don’t forget Poseidon painting upkeep & maintenance

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and mermaid sexual harassment lawsuits!

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 16, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it saved one life and now escalated this fucking piracy thing so that now the pirates are buying bigger and badder guns.

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

also known as more targets :)

by turkey on Apr 15, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

also known as justification for more military spending next year

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think when a 4% increase is considered a huge drastic cut, more military spending doesn’t need much justification.

by turkey on Apr 15, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that English? I think I know what you’re saying but not really clear.

It just frustrates me that people on the left cheer when something like $20B gets written into the stimulus plan for clean energy, and people on the right complain that we’re only increasing defense spending to $799B on the military and national defense.

I've lost the Nyan in me

by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd paragraph is spot on.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shorter version:

No more spending!! (um, unless it is for something I like….)

by turkey on Apr 15, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I consider myself to be a moderate or centrist (in other words, I either can’t make up my mind or try to please everybody)….but if we could build a few less blackhawks or a few less F-22/35, we could make some real progress on the clean energy front, which is something we should all care about.

Regardless how you feel about the environment, it makes intuitive sense that if you could make energy with less side effect, why not do it?

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you’re right we should just pay the pirates the ransom.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A PIRATE JOKE?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it ends in a punchline about your booty, i’m all for it

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is there?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait I fucked up already.

Knock knock.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s there?

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha, that was funny and unexpected

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in that case, I’m locking the door and boarding the windows until snipers get here.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suck at jokes.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

your booty!

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to need new Vaudeville partners as neither of these guys can follow a script.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can totes follow a script. You need a new secretary because I never got the script!!!

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the snipers here yet?

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This needs more flowchart.

by zoonews on Apr 15, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The pirates are here.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean snipers, fuck. Guess I cant follow a script.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to need a new Vaudeville partner. Now holding auditions.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s $50 million! Pleeeease don’t mess with our ships pretty please with a falafel on top?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates who?

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARACK OBAMA, BECAUSE HE’S TRYING TO RAISE TAXES TO 10% LESS THAN REGAN LEVELS!

And, that, my friends, is how you very, very, VERY poorly for a political discussion/pirate joke.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve got a good one. knock knock….

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck i’ll play with myself…….

who’s there?

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Mansion

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Mansion who?

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Mansion and I’m on my yacht, bitches….in my swim trunks, my flippy floppies, i’m flipping burgers while Riley’s at Kinko’s straight flippin’ copies!

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Tedford riding on a dolphin, doin flips and shit?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck i’ll play with myself…….

That’s what she said?

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Increase military spending!

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

your booty

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarah Palin

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rrrrrr!

My pirate keyboard’s not so cute now, huh?

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re on a boat?

by turkey on Apr 15, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did those snipers cost 200billion dollars each? if not, your point makes no sense.

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because clearly my point was that those three snipers are the only spending our military has.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your claim was that because one good thing came from military spending, all military spending is automatically justified.

That’s like saying because Twist wrote a sentence without any spelling mistakes once, he never makes spelling mistakes.

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But I don’t have spelling mistakes. Merely interesting spelling eccentricities!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly.

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by CBKWit on Apr 15, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh but can you not apply that to every single other gov’t program?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can

but somehow I doubt education advocates would be throwing a fit if their 800 billion budget was raised by only 4%.

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by CBKWit on Apr 15, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

F U MAN YOU DON’T GET LASER PLANES IN SKOOL.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I go to private school. Laser motherfucking planes.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Apr 15, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

right they only throw a fit when anyone suggests anything that would remotely make it easier to fire anyone with tenure.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, keep military strong…but it being 68% of our budget is crazy! Especially when the real problem is Afghanistan/Iran!

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s 68% of discretionary spending, not all spending.

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly not

but training special forces to do this kind of thing (and supplying the vehicles and weaponry, etc) is a drop in the bucket when the budget is 799 BILLION. The problem isn’t these guys – it’s programs like star wars where we spend 100+ billion and it gets us nothing. So the real question isn’t whether or not we train these snipers properly – it’s whether we would rather waste 100 billion on star wars or have a decent public education system.

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by CBKWit on Apr 15, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should have picked a different example. Star Wars is too appealing to my childhood memories/fantasies.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

so glad Reagan spent so much on it

if only he had directed, say, 100 million of it (1%) to AIDS research. Nah, who cares.

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by CBKWit on Apr 15, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or instead of invading Iraq, we could have funded universal healthcare, universal preschool, billions of dollars a year in cancer research, hired hundreds of thousands of cops, paid for millions of students to go to college…

Good thing we found those WMDs!

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see this ending well.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, ok, I’ll be good…

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have already promised Twist that I’d be good indefinitely….I think most of us are on the same page, and those who aren’t certainly aren’t going to be persuaded to change their minds.

But I feel better having been able to rant a little bit too. It’s good to be in like-minded company both for my football fanaticism as well as sharing my political views.

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by dballisloose on Apr 15, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just a little difficult to participate in a discussion of various random topics but avoid commenting on the specific topics that interest you the most.

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to get into a fully charged discussion on the War in Iraq, be my guest. I can recommend many fine websites that cater to political readers on both the right and the left. Those are better places, I would think, to really get into the depth of discussion.

Here, the discussion is likely to be more HONK-oriented that you might like.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am aware of this. You will notice that I never start political discussions.

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually haven’t noticed that. But I am really stupid.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Politics are really stupid. They only bring hurt into the world.

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by rollonubears on Apr 16, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Politics is by convention singular except in the rare instance when you are referring to multiple politics.

Policies is plural except in a sentence like this where it is referred to as a term.

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by Olsonist on Apr 16, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine what you could do with 799 billion. That’s so much money you wouldn’t know what to do with it.

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by rollonubears on Apr 16, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah…I found the NSF…it took me like 5 minutes of searching on that map with a 24" monitor…it got a 13% raise (I guess?) but it still lags waayyyy behind the NIH.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s another article to that effect. Looks like immigrants aren’t that incompetent after all, carp…

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah…I never said the legal immigrants were incompetent! Using our tax money and supplying the workforce for multinational pharma, yes, but not incompetent (for the most part).

I have no comment on the much bigger illegal immigrant problem.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re incompetent at buying deodorant. And controlling their B.O.

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by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed like you were implying that they get the jobs over more qualified Americans because they’re willing to work for cheaper, but maybe I misunderstood you.

Either way, while immigrants might reduce the number of jobs within a given field (I have no knowledge of the pharmaceutical industry), they definitely have a net positive effect on the economy.

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It seemed like you were implying that they get the jobs over more qualified Americans because they’re willing to work for cheaper, but maybe I misunderstood you.

Nah…here’s my point:

In my field (chemistry) a large proportion of legal immigrants come from Asia every year to enroll in graduate school and/or postdoc(mostly China). For the most part, they do not come from prestigious universities (such as the Shanghai Institute). In fact, many folks who offer them admission (grad student) or job (postdoc) have no idea how good or bad their university is. We see several MD/PhD’s from China. Sounds prestigious, right? They cannot practice medicine in the US because they cannot pass the USMLE exam, thereby making their (medical) education unacceptable. I know 10 MD/PhD’s from China – none practice medicine in the US. For their research education (PhD) we have no such exam. My point: it’s a hit and miss with their pre-USA qualifications. Certainly not all are bad, but several are. Their salaries are paid with NIH/NSF (read: taxpayer) money. One of the labs I was in had only 15% Americans – the rest immigrants. On top of this, pharma does most of their R&D in India and China now when they used to do it in the USA. So, basically, we are using taxpayer money to educate immigrants with an unknown background and then essentially providing them jobs overseas while USA jobs diminish. Meanwhile we frequently talk about how hardly any US citizens go into science/math fields.

Cerainly diversity is a good thing and I have many friends that I would not have met otherwise. I am certainly not calling for the end of this practice but ~85% immigrants/per taxpayer funded lab isn’t a good thing. On a macro scale, is it that important? Sort of. It definitely affects every US scientist I know. We could not pump so much taxpayer money into people who will do little for the USA. I’m sure there are a bunch of other scenarios/stories like this, but I’m just offering what I’ve learned and experienced.

Several have posted links to Silicon Valley, etc., I have no comment on that. All I can comment on is what I’ve seen with my own 2 eyeballs.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna toads for cereal need bullet points. Or even ballet points!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope this helps!

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is interesting, I didn’t know the percentage of immigrants in grad programs was that high. As I said, I’m not very familiar with pharma or scientific industries in general. My experience is mostly with Silicon Valley, where the case is kind of the opposite (immigrants are highly qualified and they stick around).

by HolmoePhobe on Apr 15, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

one (wholly unsupported reason): Silicon Valley is the equivalent of Berkeley’s nuclear chemistry program in the 40’s/50’s. It is THE PLACE for that particular field and thus attracts top notch folks irregardless of nationality. Chemistry (and other non-It sciences) do not.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

irregardless

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

taxpayer money to educate immigrants with an unknown background and then essentially providing them jobs overseas while USA jobs diminish.

Wait, I don’t get how NIH/NSF money is “paying their salaries” but we are also “educating them”? Do you mean “training” them?

Here’s another way to look at it. Big pharma companies are exporting monkey labor (QC/manufacturing) overseas where it is cheaper. This gives them more $$ to open R+D avenues (in America), investigate marketing possibilities (American jobs), hire managers (Americans) who will help the company grow and steer it into profitable niches, which will require hiring more of the aforementioned people. All I hear is that we’re training ill-educated foreigners (ie Chinese doctors who aren’t really doctors and Chinese engineers who aren’t really engineers) in order to work cheaply overseas….. I don’t see how America loses…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooohhhh I reread your post. You’re in an academic lab…I thought you were implying you worked for a pharma company that was? somehow? funded? by the NIH?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh…no, strictly academics for this guy although I’m thinking seriously about a small start up.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I don’t get how NIH/NSF money is "paying their salaries" but we are also "educating them"? Do you mean "training" them?

Yes, all grad students get their tuition and stipend paid for by NIH/NSF taxpayer money for their “training” (formal classroom education, lab based training, etc.).

R&D isn’t happening in America (very much) anymore! The only thing that slows pharma down from making it a completely USA-free is the lack of quality trained scientists that are willing to relocate overseas.

In short: we’re sponsoring immigrants and it eventually leads to a decrease in USA jobs. Doubly fucked.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or another way to look at it would be that large companies are able to bring us drugs for cheaper than they would otherwise because they save money on R+D in foreign countries. And I really would like some data on how many USA-educated PhD’s actually do go back to China and India… Also the real nationwide % of postdocs/PhD’s who got their degree from OMG LOL CHINA University.

I mean my Indian PhD ex-boss just left my job for an R+D job with a startup biopharma company in South SF (not Genentech)…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh…you mean pad their revenue? I’m guessing, but I don’t think patients will see a decrease in prescription costs. You might be right, but, like you, I’d like to see #’s.

Stats…I wish I knew them. I’m just going by the eyeball which is of course has flaws (I read Moneyball!). Again, my words can be misconstrued as all immigrants = bad for USA. They certainly aren’t. Several of them are my friends and valued colleagues.

Do you know what controls yearly chemistry graduate school enrollment at many schools? The number of TA’s needed for gen chem and ochem. I’m not even yoking. I just got back from a meeting where they talked about cutting TA stipends because of reduced freshman undergrad enrollment.

My American Ph.D. friend just took a job in Singapore…

They had a big article on this in C&E News last year.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I don’t think you think immigrants are evil. No one does…people from all over will do what improves their stock the best based on the conditions that are offered them.

But what good does it for a drug company to “pad their revenue?”…drugmaking is extremely competitive and I guarantee that extra money will go towards growing SOME sector of the company. It will probably go towards making their operations cheaper (by moving stuff to India), increasing marketing (one huge area of growth for drug companies is the developing world…), not to mention ideas for new drugs (which I will still wager is mostly done in the US…I’m thinking mostly process development is done overseas). Either way, if they can increase their profits, share prices will rise and the public holders benefit. Either way the economy grows.

The number of TA’s needed for gen chem and ochem.

Isn’t this just reflective of how many grad students are leaving their labs when they’re done with their degrees? Undergrad enrollment is way more constant than graduate graduation… I don’t see the big deal.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

increasing marketing

Only if they get rid of the Rafael Palmeiro/Viagra ads.

And legalize make roofies Viagra for women.

My point about grad admissions is this: It’s completely dictated by TA needs and not academic accomplishments/potential. When I learned this I found it shocking. We don’t have a rigorous set number (like med/vet school) to make things competitive so as a result the incoming quality is “meh to good” grad students.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, you could argue undergrad admissions is dictated solely by desk space and not academic accomplishments/potential. And it IS about academic accomplishments/potential. That they “need TA’s” is just indicative of how many PhD’s are leaving their labs with a degree, so how many people they can accept, not their accomplishments……I think TA need is actually a pretty clever way to determine how many people to enter.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this you, mrs. carp?

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by carp on Apr 16, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this DBD is taking a turn for the worse.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what happens the #1 TwistNHook Detective Agency takes the day off.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s way better than what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a mystery for me? Is it finding WMDs?

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many screaming gorillas does zoonews control?

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by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly Avinash, zoonews doesn’t control the gorillas, he just finds them and shows them to us.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I note that I found Anguish Ape? Zoonews just ran with it!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no you can’t.

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I animated the shit out of that ape. It literally took minutes of my time. This will be my legacy.

by zoonews on Apr 15, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your parents must be so proud!!!

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude it’s fine, seriously. No one’s insulting anyone or sketching off or getting offended…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calmer than you are.

by zoonews on Apr 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

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by Maharg on Apr 15, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because of my hard work and dedication. I will take all the credit and if things fall apart, you will take all the blame.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU I’M OUTTA HERE.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take all the credit for this one, guys!

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hereby revoke your rights to publish anything written by me, Sir Spaznicious Alexander McGee IV, Esq, under penalty of 8 full minutes in the presence of Nestor.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing expectations are low this year (39% voted for The Unthinkable) and that Tedford has CGB’s support (0% voted for Tedford will be looking for a new job).

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sac Cheer Coach gets busted:

“The girls are supposed to look up their coaches,” says one concerned parent at Casa Robles High School.

Carlie Christine bared all, all over the internet. Casa Robles High School officials in Orangevale confirm with CBS13 that their girl’s cheerleading coach, Carlie Christine, was the one who posed nude in a playboy centerfold.

Christine is also Playboy’s ‘cyber girl of the week.’

Parents and some students, who did not want to be identified, exposed the coach to school officials after rumors started slowly getting out that she had posed nude.

“I think it’s unacceptable. It’s not fair,” says Jamye Curtis.

What apparently uncovered the coach was when some girls didn’t make the cheerleading squad because they had a few unexcused absences from school. Their parents then made copies of Christine and dropped the pictures on the principal’s desk.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What a surprise, high school cheerleaders acting snotty.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on Apr 15, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, the parents didn’t care about it until their daughters didn’t make the cheerleading squad? Seriously? People can be such uptight douchebags sometimes.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Apr 15, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this calls for

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Apr 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB Callout: Did you or did you not Google Image search Carlie Christine with the safe search off?

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist knows all about dealing with uptight douchebags.

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by HydroTech on Apr 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

& that their husbands were probably fapping to the woman who cut their daughter! Oh the irony!

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet another example of parents not taking accountability:

some girls didn’t make the cheerleading squad because they had a few unexcused absences from school

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part of this is googling your HS’s cheer coach and learning about her massive tramp stamp

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

links or you didn’t see it.

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The girls are supposed to look up their coaches," says one concerned parent at Casa Robles High School.

Is there a “to” missing from this quote? Or does this parent really want the kids to look there?

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by Ohio Bear on Apr 16, 2009 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAL baseball snaps losing skid at 8
Take that, UC-Davis!

Bears 21, Aggies 4

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by Ohio Bear on Apr 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch…the ole 21 spot…

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by carp on Apr 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When we score 21 runs, we’re awfully tough to beat.

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by Ohio Bear on Apr 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Tyler Walker was on the mound!!!

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by Thoroughbred on Apr 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really shouldnt save up all their offense for 1 game. Not the best way to win, really.

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain just tried to buy a few of those runs….

Poor Matt Cain.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Apr 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TwistNHook is a gigantic sllut

Not necessarily Cal-related, but still a fact nonetheless.

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by Rishi on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

How drunjka re you????

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by TwistNHook on Apr 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just delirious from working late.

Sorry, I can’t be Caliseth 2.0

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by Rishi on Apr 16, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you’re not going to try, then the rest of us have no sympathy for you.

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by Maharg on Apr 16, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 9 am, time for another vodka soda.

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