via bayareabaseball.today.com

Future Hall of Famer or Madonna Drag Queen Look-Alike?

Right now, I'm lamenting the fact that my quartet of Johan Santana, Josh Johnson, Joba Chamberlain and Aaron Harang is having the single most dominant day that a foursome of SPs will have this season... (as of this writing: 23 IP, 29K, 0.00ERA, 0.38 WHIP, ~4QS)...only to see it wasted during Week 1 when the scores don't count.  Oh well.  My opponent in Week 2, that rascal Maharg, should count his lucky stars.

To keep interest up in this league, I've decided to run a weekly post in which you can talk smack about carp's horrible pitching staff, post trade requests/trading block advertisements, brag about the day you're having, predict outcomes of matchups, etc.  Anything and everything about our CGB Fantasy Baseball League.  (We'll keep it out of the DBD to maintain tidiness)

Over the course of the season, I may do some handicapping at the beginning of each week (ex.  Team BakBak will emasculate overmatched Team FAH Q -- NO U-- 12-2 in a battle of Length and Athleticism vs. Bill Nye Wannabes).

In a battle of heavyweights this week, my Team Bye Week looks to outduel the Fighting Mahargs, most likely owned by communiss hippie Maharg.  He has a formidable 'pen which he'll be interchanging daily, but I've already made a couple waiver wire additions to counteract his RP whoring.  I'm still angry over the dominance I'll be leaving off the board from this Sunday, mainly because they'll all suck this week when they pitch again.  If the bats of the incredibly hot Eva Longoria, Adam Lind, Alex Rios and Brian Roberts can continue, I see a tight battle to the finish.  I only see Maharg dominating Saves at this point, but I may do the same with Steals.

Here are this weeks Matchups:

The Fighting Mahargs vs. Bye Week

FAH Q vs. BakBak

Rag's Doom vs.Hydro Jr.

NorcalDick vs. RollOnYouBears2000/3

Fire the Starkey vs. Random zoonews Blazed Name, Brah

Chevy Movie Theater vs. The Zito Club

Balk This Way vs.  Dumped By Ur Dance Team

Good luck to all... And Rec the poop outta this post, so we can keep on the sidebar the entire week!

via i.a.cnn.net

SHOW ME THE MONEY, carp and friends!