DBD 3.6.09 Sorry, carp, I can't wait any longer for you
I know I told you you could do the DBD this morning. I know that you might think I'm a backstabbing back-room brawler like Balls Mahoney after this. And, although I can swing a mean folding chair, it ain't like that!
Well, I'm sorry. I can't wait any longer for you. We need a DBD up this morning. And I can't allow the politics of failure to fail! I know that this might be awkward. But if it'll make you feel any better, why don't you read FMLife?
See, my fav new site is FMLife. There's nothing of additional hilarity I can add to the site, so here are a few of my favorite ones.
Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
This one is EPIC:
Homer-esque:
And one final bit of hilarity:
Got any embarrassing stories, my dear CGB brethren that can beat these???
Cal women lost to ASU:
BERKELEY, Calif. (AP) - The California Golden Bears fell 63-41 to the Arizona State Sun Devils Thursday night at Haas Pavilion. The Sun Devils won their school-record 15th straight game.
In a battle for second place in the Pac-10, the Sun Devils (23-6, 15-2) went on a 15-2 run midway through the second half and limited Cal to 31 percent shooting to break a four-game losing streak against the Bears (23-5, 14-3).
Devanei Hampton had 14 points for Cal, which made just 14 of 44 shots and tied its season low for points.
A jump hook by Hampton closed the Bears to 36-32, the closest they got since early in the first half. But the Sun Devils scored 12 straight, keyed by a 3-pointer and two free throws by Orsillo to go up 48-32 with 6:16 remaining.
The conference's top defense held the conference's leading scorer, Cal's Ashley Walker, to just eight points. It was the fourth time Walker was limited to single digits this season.
Cal missed 11 of its first 12 shots and trailed 17-6 following the first 3-pointer of the season by Arizona State's Gabby Fage, who then made her second 3-pointer with 4:28 left in the half to give the Sun Devils their biggest lead at 24-12.
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Men beat Arizona:
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP)—Jerome Randle made 8-of-11 3-pointers, 6-of-7 in the second half, for a career-high 31 points Thursday and California spoiled a night honoring Hall of Fame ex-coach Lute Olson with a 83-77 victory over Arizona.
The Bears (22-8, 11-6 Pac-10), the top 3-point shooting team in the nation, made a season-high 16 3s in 30 attempts to hand the Wildcats a loss that severely damages Arizona’s hopes for a 25th consecutive NCAA tournament berth.
Chase Budinger scored a season-high 28 and Jordan Hill 24 for Arizona (18-12, 8-9) in the Wildcats’ first loss at home to Cal since 1995.
Theo Robertson added 24 points for the Bears.
Randle made five 3-pointers in a 4:02 span late in the game. The last was a 26-footer as the shot clock expired to put California ahead 71-66 with 1:51 to play.
Jamelle Horne’s 3-pointer and Hill’s tip-in cut it to 76-73 with 26 seconds to go, but the Bears put it away with free throws.
Olson, honored at halftime, posted a 589-187 record in 24 years at Arizona and was 780-280 in 34 seasons as an NCAA Division I coach. His last 23 teams made the NCAA tournament.
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Womens Tennis takes on SacSt:
THIS WEEK: The No. 7-ranked California women’s tennis team (7-1, 2-0 Pac-10) will split matches at home and on the road this weekend as the Golden Bears host No. 42 Sacramento State (7-3, 2-0 Big Sky) at the Hellman Tennis Complex on Friday (March 6) at 1:30 p.m. before they head down to The Farm to face rival No. 13 Stanford (8-2, 2-0 Pac-10) at the Taube Family Tennis Stadium on Saturday (March 7) at noon in the first of two meetings this season (only the second meeting counts towards Pac-10 standings). No. 5 Baylor (5-3) comes to town just a couple of days later in a Bears vs. Bears matchup at Hellman Tennis Complex at 10 a.m. on Tuesday, March 10. Live video for the home matches will be available via CalBears.com and live scoring and video for the match at Stanford will be available at GoStanford.com.
LAST WEEK: The Bears opened up Pac-10 play with two resounding victories over Washington and Washington State. Without sophomore star Marina Cossou available, Cal shuffled its doubles lineups against the No. 38-ranked Huskies and still emerged with three victories. Playing at No. 1 doubles for the first time, sophomore Mari Andersson and freshman Jana Juricova clinched the point for the Bears as they defeated No. 28-ranked Venise Chan and Denise Dy. In a little bit of a déjà vu moment, Chan and Dy got their revenge in singles matches as No. 53-ranked Chan took out No. 16 Juricova on the top court and No. 61 Dy claimed two sets from No. 32 senior Claire Ilcinkas on court two. Chan and Dy did the same thing to the Bears when the two teams last met at the end of January in the ITA Kick-Off weekend. Cal had enough firepower down the line however and took the other four singles matches to walk away with another 5-2 victory over Washington. The Bears wasted little time settling in against the No. 58-ranked Cougars as freshman Stephany Chang and senior Marion Ravelojaona clinched the doubles point with an 8-3 win at No. 3 doubles over Marina Nicolas and Bianca Selaru. Cal continued to roll in singles play as they claimed two-set wins on all but one court to come away with a 7-0 win over Washington State.
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Baseball takes on Arkansas and Oklahoma:
Fri., March 6 at Arkansas Baum Stadium, Fayetteville, Ark. 6:35 p.m. CT
Sat., March 7 at Arkansas Baum Stadium, Fayetteville, Ark. 2:05 p.m. CT
Sun., March 8 at Arkansas Baum Stadium, Fayetteville, Ark. 1:05 p.m. CT
Mon., March 9 at Oklahoma L. Dale Mitchell Park, Norman, Okla. 1:00 p.m. CT
BEAR NOTES: Cal (7-2), winners of six straight games, visits two ranked teams – No. 21-ranked Arkansas in a three-game series in Fayetteville and No. 16 Oklahoma Monday in a single game in Norman. Junior center fielder Brett Jackson, a first-team preseason All-American in Baseball America, leads Cal with a .462 average (18-for-39, 3rd in Pac-10) with six doubles (1st in Pac-10) and eight RBI. Freshman left fielder Danny Oh, who hit a two-run homer in his first college at-bat, is second on the team with a .433 average (5th in Pac-10) with a double, triple, home run and eight RBI. Another hot hitter is sophomore first baseman/outfielder Mark Canha, who was the March 3 Pac-10 Player of the Week after going 9-for-20 (.450) in Cal’s wins over Vanderbilt (4-3), at Santa Clara (12-2) and three-game sweep at Long Beach State. He added seven runs, two doubles, two home runs and five RBI. Canha is batting .429 (6th in Pac-10) and, along with Jackson, has hit safely in all nine games. The Bears are first in the Pac-10 with a .336 team batting average and fourth with a 3.78 team ERA. Freshman right-hander Erik Johnson has recorded four saves (1st in Pac-10) in Cal’s first nine games. Johnson also has a win and seven strikeouts in 6.0 innings. In the first two outings of his college career, freshman right-hander Matt Flemer earned a win and a save. Flemer started his first game Feb. 25 at Santa Clara, pitching 6.2 innings with four hits, two runs, no walks and 13 strikeouts. He gave a home run against the first batter he faced, then retired 19 of the next 20 batters with 13 strikeouts. Flemer picked up a save March 1 at Long Beach State to secure the Bears’ sweep of the 49ers, throwing 2.0 innings with no runs, no hits, no walks and three strikeouts. Nine of Cal’s opponents this season were 2008 NCAA Regional participants, including Arkansas and Oklahoma, and the Bears’ 2009 schedule is considered the nation’s third toughest by Boyd’s World.
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Mens swimming kicking butt:
LONG BEACH, CALIF. – Cal sophomores Nathan Adrian and Martti Aljand both were phenomenal during the second day of the 2009 Pac-10 Swimming Championships at the Belmont Plaza Pool in Long Beach. Adrian won the 50 free in a Pac-10 and American record time of 18.82, while Aljand captured the 200 IM in a conference record time of 1:43.59. After seven events, the No. 6-ranked Golden Bears sit in second place behind top-ranked Stanford, 328.5-260. Defending 2008 national champion Arizona is in third place (216), followed by USC (123), Arizona State (120.5) and Washington (116).
Adrian’s time in the 50 free topped his own school of 18.94 set in December, and also broke the Pac-10 meet record of 19.11 set by Cal Olympian Anthony Ervin in 2002. Bear sophomore Graeme Moore finished fifth in the 50 free with a time of 19.40, senior Bennett Clark was ninth (19.64) and sophomore Josh Daniels placed 16th (20.08).
In the 200 IM, Cal finished 1-2 with Aljand’s record-breaking time of 1:43.59 and freshman Nolan Koon placing second with a mark of 1:44.10. Both Aljand’s and Koon’s time broke the old Bear record of 1:44.30 set by Joe Bruckart in 2003. Freshman Martin Liivamagi also had a strong swim in the 200 IM, placing fourth with a time of 1:44.57, while senior Ian Lentz was sixth (1:45.45) and junior Sean Mahoney placed 12th (1:46.37).
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Rugby to crush SacSt:
BERKELEY – The meeting between California and Sacramento State originally scheduled for Feb. 18 will take place Wed., March 11, at 6:30 p.m. on Witter Rugby Field.
Sac State is a much-improved team, currently 4-3 in local play entering this weekend at Nevada with a 32-24 victory in hand over Stanford. The Hornets are coached by former Cal All-American Chris Miller.
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FML
Funny site, a little addictive (sadly), but take it with a handful of salt – you know 83% of those stories are fake.
Also, it’s kinda a fun opposite to grouphug.us, which is awesome in a different way.
Also, on an unrelated note, if you’re hungry for breakfast, visit http://www.oatmealforabuck.com ; you can buy real steel-cut oatmeal from Jamba Juice for $1 until the end of the month, which is an awesome deal.
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I'm betting at least 95% are fake
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
The over/under is set at 90%.
We should play a game called “is this real or fake”? Granted, there’s no way to win, but we could come to some sort of consensus.
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TwistNHook would show off his double-breasted birthday suit and then tell the ho to shut up and dance
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
I bet at least 100% are HILARIOUS!
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Yes...
The one about telling a girl “your mom needs a life” only to have her mom turn out to have recently passed away… that’s so funny!
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WHAT? You mean its like Penthouse Forum letters? Every single one of those started “I never thought something like this would ever happen to me…”
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I actually have no idea what the hell “Penthouse Forum letters” are, so my sarcasm detector won’t pick anything up.
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You youngsters these days. Way back in the day, before the golden age of the internet there were things called “porn magazines” of which Penthouse was one such. Inside Penthouse they had a section called the “Forum” where “readers” would alledgedly send in amazing true stories about sexual adventures that had happened to them. It was your typical fare, mom’s hot best friend seduces writer, mega hot girl boy was laways in love with secretly loves him too and they do dirty, unnatural things to one another, etc… AND they always started with some variation of “I never thought something like this would ever happen to me…”
Total bullshit of course but the comedy value cannot be understated.
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For Cal baseball fans, story on Brett Jackson
LINK
Brett Jackson got a heavy dose of Golden Bear blue and gold while growing up in the shadows of the University of California-Berkeley,
The prestigious school that San Francisco Bay Area locals call Cal holds a deep affection for Jackson and his family, too. In fact, Cal’s junior center fielder was almost preordained to be a Golden Bear.
Jackson’s father, Peter, played for the men’s soccer team and graduated from the school in 1980. Four cousins attended Cal, as did their parents, and Jackson’s younger sister is a freshman this year.
“I grew up around Berkeley, so I was definitely opened up to the spirit of Cal,” said Jackson, the Bears’ leading hitter entering this weekend’s series at Arkansas. “I wasn’t forced to come here, but it just felt right for me. We have a lot of tradition.”
great link, I wouldn’t have seen this otherwise. This guy is good.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I asked John Sickels (SBN resident prospect guru) about him in his questions thread today
Says he could be a first round pick if he continues to have a dominant spring.
Many years from now, when his name's recalled
Everyone will say, "He should have passed the ball"
-- Al Stewart, "Football Hero"
that’s good. does he offer grades for pre-draft prospects, or only once they’re entrenched within the organization?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
WE'RE NUMBER 26! WE'RE NUMBER 26!
http://kenpom.com/team.php?y=2009&team=California
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New Jersey Insitute of Technology has nowhere to go but up.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
Pradesh A&M’s basketball team is supposed to have some nice young stars.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions
Well, I guess you also find Friends funny, so there’s no accounting for taste.
I outworthless the Maharg.
and for a preemptive strike
yeah yeah I’m working on the recruiting post.
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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude, you have like 3 recruiting posts you promised CBKWit that have never materialized. Whats up with that????
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Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You need a Tbred post to talk about Heaps silent commitment to Cal?
(totally making that up before people get too excited about 2010)
what…he did?!?!
(only reads first line)
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
For most, its funny, if at all, because Pradesh seems like a funny word.
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I heard Pradesh A+M has Dev Patel in their sights!
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For the spiritually enlightened
His Holiness the XIV Dalai Lama will make a historic visit to the University of California, Berkeley on April 25, 2009 – 2:00 p.m. Doors to the Greek Theatre will open at 12 noon.
His Holiness the Dalai Lama will give a lecture entitled
“Peace Through Compassion”
How passively peaceful of you. Ommmmmm……
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 6, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
For the spiritually-enlightened
His Holiness the XIV Dalai Lama will make a historic visit to the University of California, Berkeley on April 25, 2009 – 2:00 p.m. Doors to the Greek Theatre will open at 12 noon.
His Holiness the Dalai Lama will give a lecture entitled
"Peace Through Compassion"
JAI HO!
Flagged for liking Friends
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
It was a joke. I think you didn’t get it because you need a sharper mind.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
How do you go about block-quoting?
Give us your step-by-step process, so we can help you in this time of need
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BN's secret process
Step 1: Enter text
Step 2: Press blockquote button
Step 3: ???
Step 4: EPIC FAIL
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OT: Newslash - people on the internet are really, really dumb
Backstory: I was looking to settle an argument with a coworker on whether milk is good after the expiration date or not. So I google’d it and came across this gem:
The smell and taste will give you a clew.
WHAT?
And the OP’s response?
make since
UGH. How do people get so dumb?
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How is babby formed?
How girl get pragnet?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
This is why I stop listening whenever someone says “There are no stupid questions.”
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
I’m so sorry for your lots.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Do you see a difference between your last two comments and everyone of carp’s
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Sheer volume…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHA
My husband wets his pants whenever he watches Fox News. How can I get him to stop watching?
My husband is hooked on Fox News. Every evening he watches all the shows and they get him so worked up. Almost every night he gets so angry that he urinates uncontrollably. All our furniture is getting ruined. How can I get him to stop watching O’Reilly and Hannity and all the others, or at least to wear a diaper while he’s watching them?
JAI HO!
I love O'Reilly
he keeps me abreast of all of the hot teacher/mayor/counselor sex scandals from around the country. yay for legitimate journalism!
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Hannity had a bit on last night about that UCLA grad who is a representative doing the resolution on the USC Rose Bowl. They even quoteda SBN blog. I’msure nobody couldguess which one.
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FoxNews is a joke….
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
I wonder if many of the FML posts are written by the FoxNews anchors……who, after a tough day spouting bullshit and tellings lies about the world, realize that they are worse than the sweat from the ass of a hairy Armenian comedian….and say to themselves “FML”
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I love Fox news!
Hannity: We are raising taxes 2% on 5% of the country. Therefore, we are now a socialist country.
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CBKWit starts talking about politics, I post Land of Chocolate. It’s a rule from now on.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
u strike me as a Simpsons Trivia wiz….do you have that game? If so, r u good? My brother in law played it but it was WAAYYYY too detailed even for him.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I have Simpsons Clue, does that count? Marge committed the murder of Mr Burns with the plutonium rod in Krustylu Studios!
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Hint: Always ends with Homer getting quadruple bypass.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
i really dislike television show trivia games in general.
too narrow, not interesting enough.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
No, and I probably wouldn’t know the intricacies, like which episodes Frank Grimes’s tombstone appeared in.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
By Hannity (and anybody who actual thinks we're socialist with this tax plan)
then I’m pretty sure we were socialist way back in the Clinton days too. Scary!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
The funny thing is, income tax for the top bracket was higher under Reagan (till ‘86), Nixon, Ford, Ike…don’t see Hannity calling any of them socialists…
I outworthless the Maharg.
it's like war of the worlds
the scary part isn’t that we’re socialist now…it’s that we were socialist all along!
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I swear this is my last political comment today
This article sums up the whole “socialism!!11” thing perfectly.
I outworthless the Maharg.
Aw crap more politics
Uhh…norcalnick, favorite TV show?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
I bet it's Friends!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
it's not even about politics
Hannity and Limbaugh are funny/crazy for the same reason the tree sitters are funny: they start with a conclusion (my side is correct and your side is evil incarnate) and then work backwards to make every current event fit into this reality. It makes them argue completely contradictory and ludicrous things most of the time, which is very entertaining. O’Reilly is funny because he’s a pervert and runs segments on hot teacher sex scandals at least once per episode.
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they start with a conclusion (my side is correct and your side is evil incarnate) and then work backwards to make every current event fit into this reality. It makes them argue completely contradictory and ludicrous things most of the time
Hey, you know what sounds like a definition of? POLITICS.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, I suppose
I just like the people on both sides who analyze the events and then come to a conclusion, and not the other way around. So the reason I find Hannity ridiculous isn’t because he’s conservative, it’s because there is no intellectual honesty in his analysis, as is the case for plenty of liberals.
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Rush
on snap!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
i don’t really want to debate this, but why doesn’t Michael Moore count?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Why did you ask that question if you didnt want to debate it?
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i’m just curious as to the reasoning, because nothing obvious comes to my mind. i have no intention of responding.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I don’t think Michael Moore counts because he’s universally hated… ?
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“Hi Thoroughbred, I noticed your friend supports the war in Iraq. Would he be willing to sign up his youngest brother for the army?”
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
I think more homoerotic comics will do the trick.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
Clinton didn’t ..
Ah, screw it, you’re right Obama is great, Republicans are evil, Bush is a monkey lol
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I'm not saying the tax plan is good or bad
just that the critisism of socialism is dumb and meaningless
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Sooo….when was the last time a Democratic congressman called Bush a fascist?
I outworthless the Maharg.
Just like calling Bush a fascist.
when was the last time a Democratic congressman called Bush a fascist?
I outworthless the Maharg.
You said you were done with politics
Punishment: http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
New rule: Anyone posts about politics, they get redirected to ridiculous addictive flash games.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
I call your threat
and raise you a ‘palling around with terrorists!’
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u watching Hannity is like me listening to KNBR…it just doesn’t make sense!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I happened to be on the phone with somebody watching Hannity who all of a sudden said he was discussing the UCLA sitch.
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they’ve been transported here from 14th-century England, before spelling was standardized?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Did no one notice Rishi’s comment is entitled “Newslash”, which is apparently the opposite of old slash? Which makes me corn-fused as the internetz makez me dum.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 6, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
Did anyone follow the women's game last night?
I’m a fan but the game was just not pleasant to see. Not the way I expected my last game in Haas as a student to go.
Since it was on at the same time as the men's game, I wasn't able to follow
were we missing Lexi that much? Was everyone just cold?
Right now, they just need to get back to their early season state. They’ll be a force in the NCAA tournament…
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Lexi actually played (which is the only good news). The entire team was just ice cold, and once they got behind they seemed dispirited. My theory is that they hadn’t recovered from the UCLA loss and the realization that they had blown at least a share of the Pac-10 championship for the second year in a row.
Then Boyle has to earn her money and get this team in the right state to compete.
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recruiting post.
=d
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Might have to schedule another GGF trip fairly soon...
They say operations will be uninterrupted but yknow GM said that too. And there are a lot of similarities between the world’s 2nd largest multinational carmaker and a single privately owned racetrack. Few are escaping these times of wont and woe.
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no wuckers, Twist
I had to wait for the salvation army guys to come pick up my shit (which they took all of…I thought it might be a close call on a few items). How about we coordinate a time for me to do a DBD sometime next week? I’ll have it up by 7:30 AM (or earlier if you want).
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Just post it the night before (Sunday night?)
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
JAI HO!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
I have had thebusiest day evr. Hearing in the morning, just crazy stuff. But Im finally sitting dow at my desk. Ai!
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did the defendant try to attack the judge, like in Stockton?
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No, but I did get screamed at by some random dude in the hallway there. That was fun.
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was he/she homeless and/or on illicit narcotic substances?
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No. Also, no.
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odd…that rules out like 98% of the possible peeps.
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The word “random” was unclear. He was random to me insomuch as Id never met im really. But he did show up specifically to do with the case I was appearing on.
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when u entered the courtroom did they have the law and order sound byte (dun dun)?
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No. But the ladies gasp in delight. Or horror. Or ignor eme. One of the three.
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i thought they loved your suit and choice of footwear (wingtips?).
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Mandals. Always with the mandals!
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can u win a case with these on???

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If you know anything about me, you know I cant win a case, indepedent of footwear.
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Free Twist!
ouch…but you seem so confident!
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Wait, you had hearing in the morning and now you’re deaf?
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I’ve been busy at work & at home. I put the effin crib together last night/this morning. That thing is more secure then any other piece of furniture in the house!
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Only pussyfaced weirdos have kids.
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beat his ass rags! I got your back! INTERNET FIGHT!
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BLOG FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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but I have a goatee, remember? That would DQ me from the pussyfaced title and…wait for it…put is squarely on you.
It’s the 21st century. We have internetz and cell fones.
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You do realize you’re the only person here who thinks that the goatee is not pussyface and regular shaving is… right?
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yep…and that works for me! You should come up with a more pertinent nicknmame for it. Yours is too dated. Father Time, Joe Pa, used to use that back in the 30s.
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Dude, you have Guantanamo Baby!
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Playing this damn addictive dice game!
I’ve only checked on this DBD three times today. The purple empire must spread!
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WOO furloughed!
I sure am enjoying my Friday off from state work…it’s much better than getting paid that last 9.6 percent of my salary!
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Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Only those that are cause for celebration.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
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JIHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ignore his spelling. That’s what happens when Jewish kids start thinking they’re worldly and hip.
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I HATE MY KEYOARD!
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u r wireless, huh? go with dell..it’s not as bad.
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FSU gets wins vacated, probation, slight scholarship reduction
Is it me, or should they have lost more scholarships than that?
What has been the punishment in similar cases?
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Hahahaha Bowden is screwed. He’ll have to coach until he’s 84 to catch JoePa now.
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I think we should take a flyer on a few of their recruits + interesting transfers…
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Honestly, 1 or 2 scholarships for a short time period is probably like a slap on the wrists at this point
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Anyone care to research what happened to New Mexico and SMU?… I thought they lost A LOT of schollies for similar transgressions
Please don’t make me look this up right now because I’m eating a lot of pizza
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well, SMU was the famous “death penalty” case, right? where they were barred from playing for a season, all their players were allowed to transfer without penalty, AND they had a bunch of forfeits and other sactions as well.
not sure what happened with New Mexico.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
damn…FAU football, your thoughts?
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Howard Schnellenberger is still a fantastic program-builder, but he’s getting pretty old and doesn’t have much time left…besides which, the Owls are still probably only the 6th-best BCS program in the state (not sure how I’d compare them and Central Florida). Their next hire after Schnellenberger finally retires will be critical, but I don’t really see FAU becoming nationally relevant, even with the fertile recruiting base they’re sitting on, any time in the near future.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
(wasn’t antipating such a great response).
we need more ragnarok! Twist, you need to pay the man what he’s worth! Make sure AndBears gets a little kickback too. Happy wife is a happy life.
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I already pay him in back rubs. Isnt that enouhg???
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as ragnarok’s agent, I have to consult with my client.
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i’m here all the time, whenever someone wants actual, serious information (which, surprisingly, isn’t that often)
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
his technique is ok, but he needs to work on his preparation. in this game, you have to be ready to go at the drop of a hat, and if you’re not prepared, you’re going to get worked over.
he’s fine in practice, but when the pressure of game-time is on, he’s just not there yet.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
in this game, you have to be ready to go at the drop of a hat, and if you’re not prepared, you’re going to get worked over.
How often does AndBears say that to you?
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almost never. we’ve practiced so much, we’ve got our game down pat. cameras rolling, we’re ready to go!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
this doesn’t help my negotiating tactics.
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well, here’s the key…i give away the information for free, readers get addicted to it, then BAM! it’s now $9.99 a month.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
a solid business model is a solid business model, that’s all i’m saying.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
But you got a shitload of back rubs!
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i can only imagine…with your (supposedly) long bony legs.
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rags…Cal will go ##-## this year based on _______________….go!
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10-2, based on a hunch that our problems vis á vis our QBs and receivers will be behind us (2008 growing pains leading to 2009 dividends), and we get adequate production from the linebackers (though there is a drop-off).
i also like getting USC, OSU, Maryland and Arizona all at home this year. i think this is the year Tedford finally busts his cherry of winning in Los Angeles.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Be an absolute asshole all the time and cuss a lot. White chicks love this. Especially if you have a mullet.
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be a balla.
I don’t know. I met my wife when I was 19 (!). If she left me I’d be a total n00b all over again.
They like compliments, when you look at them in the eyes, make them laugh, ask for their number, etc. It wasn’t that hard.
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they like confidence but not cockiness. and it’s a real fine line with them.
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how about “i know a fabulous taco place the next town over. you should try one. wanna hop on back of my awesome motorcycle…we could get some right now.”?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
so, since we heard about your D.C. middle school experience, how did you and AndBears meet? Give us the juice!
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Also, I had previously dated her roommate. The switch went pretty smoothly.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
what instruments do you guys play?
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both manlier than Twists’ instrument, no?
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i thought he was a flutist? (tries not to laugh)
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I play the trombone, too. But unlike the sax, I play it worse than AndBears.
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hmmm…I think we might need a demonstration at the next gathering you can attend…
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Of me poorly playing the trombone?
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all of you guys…jammin out like old times
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So, you want a sax-sax-trombone trio?
That’s an interesting arrangement. But, OK.
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hell no. if the mood is right, kiss her. 90-10. if you get the cheek then don’t call her ever again.
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Is all your dating advice from the movie Hitch?
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This is true for all girls.
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Be yourself. And don’t be stereotypical ________ (anything)
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Its a good thing Rags got his Dolphin License
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Well, not for Rags. He pass ORK 101 with flying colors.
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how does the mrs. like the motorcycle now that you guys are pushing towards “adulthood?”
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are you kidding? the title is in her name!
(the father-in-law is a long-time harley rider, btw)
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
How was it purchased? Even if the title is in her name, it might still be half yours. Not exactly sure, because I suck at the law.
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No, I meant what manner of property was used? Was it income earned during the marraige? Was it from an inheritance? Was it from money earned prior to the marraige?
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it came from a shared checking account in which we each deposit money into every paycheck.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Then, I believe, you own half.
Moreover, you used a shared checking account?!?!?!?!?
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I agree wholeheartedly with rags.
Joint checking is way easier.
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Ya, way to suck, guys. Letting your wives pay for any of the bills. Wow. Just unbelievable. Unbelievable.
I bet you dont even give her a massive portion of your pay check every 2 weeks.
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The similarities between women are a lot greater than their differences…make ’em laugh, make ’em feel good about themselves, but better about you.
Protip: girls were never successfully hit on no matter how good your shotgunning technique is.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I have the opposite problem…I am too whitewashed to know how to hit on desi girls.
I outworthless the Maharg.
Pay their fathers 4 cows and 3 oxen.
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so who do we lose to and why???
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oy, i hate that game. at least one on the road, and at least one we don’t expect. i’d guess one of either @Oregon or USC, but i’m really stabbing in the dark here.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
@Oregon and @ASU or @fucla are my guesses
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@ Minny…early AM, potenitally a loud dome, national TV. Tedford will fly in Sat. morning.
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nope, not a dome. Minny’s getting a new open-air stadium built for next season.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
oh shit! new stadium = lots of fans
also, watch out for UDub with a healthy Lockler, in December, @ Fusky Stadium. Mild upset alert, and not the best game to end the season with.
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I’m surprised Washington’s football players don’t have worse self-image issues, given that they’re called “husky ballcarriers” and the like all the time.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
what about their women’s sports teams? “husky women”? that’s too easy!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
One of my favorite women’s basketball/volleyball chants, though volleyball’s always preferred because there’s more time to say particular things to (hopefully) crush spirits.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
ASU could surprise some people, but without much at the QB spot, I’d be one of those people surprised.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I like some of their returning defensive players… I have a feeling it may go down like the 2007 game (just a whole lot of headscratching by Cal fans)
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nice post on walsh/Eddie D vs. current niners

that is an epic link.
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I had no idea we Niners fans had become so bitter
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do you live in the bay area and follow them with any regularity? Who’s your team, the St Louis Rams (formerly LA Rams of Anaheim)?
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I’m a Niners fan from birth, but I don’t complain about where the team’s gone in quite that strong/bitter a fashion
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Interesting…so how do you cope with the ineptness that is the SF 49ers? Just enjoy 7-9 football? Frankly, I don’t usually watch them. I listen to Starkey while I’m out in the yard or something, or throwing bp to the youngster down the street, but I can’t committ 4+ weekend hours to watch (let alone attend) mediocore football with terrible decision making.
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Watching Cal players do well around the league helps…
We won all those championships in my formative years. As kids, did you guys really know more than the star QB and WR? Fuck if I remember who Charles Haley was…
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You must be superior to me in every way =D
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Guy McIntyre…go! They had a LOT of good players. The Bay Area was going nuts for that team. Like turkey said, guys like B. Jones and T. Rathman were huge idols.
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I lived in So Cal, so I didn’t partake in the madness.
I loved Ronnie Lott though. I remember that
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Lee Woodall/Evander Holyfield was a fav, too.
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I love that dude. Blitz pickups, short yardage, and receptions out of the backfield.
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Have you read Perlman’s Boys Will be Boys? There are some great Charles Haley stories in there.
I outworthless the Maharg.
no, but that sounds intriguing.
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It’s probably one of the most entertaining sports-related books I’ve ever read. His description of the actual football being played is somewhat cursory and anecdotal, but the stories are almost unbelievable.
KSK has a couple of quotes: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html
I outworthless the Maharg.
I've watched enough 4-7 Cal seasons to survive plenty of 7-9 niners seasons
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your a good fan. good fan indeed. I used to be that way, and then I got too busy.
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It’s called being invested in your team.
If I were a Raiders fan, I wouldn’t care. Whatever, we lose games.
A Niners fan? We’re so close, but never quite can get there..
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close has been recently.
There have been several Mike Nolan games that were flat out embarrassing.
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Yes, but remember 05? A couple dumb losses here and there, including two to the floundering Cards… one of which was when the Niners were 7-8 and could have won the division?
That season had so much promise.
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If we had RW McQuarters still, we’d go 19-0. This is what I believe.
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Getting rid of McQuarters and Mooch were both bone-headed moves I will never forgive the Yorks for.
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Marriucchi?
He’s better than Nolan or Erickson, yeah…but seriously, he turned a barely mediocre 6-6 Cal season into a coaching gig he didn’t really earn in my opinion.
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he had a TON of talent
and got as much out of it as any league average coach could. He wasn’t a disaster, but he was no Walsh, or even a Seifert.
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Of course he wasn’t. But he didn’t deserve to get fired after his accomplishments (he got fired after that epic comeback win against the Giants in the Wildcard Round of the playoffs).
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I guess I'm colored because I'm more of a Cal fan
I was shocked when he was hired because he lost 6 of his last 7 games in his first year at Berkeley. I never saw him as anything more than a placeholder until we got a coach who could get more than average out of his talent
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Yeah, agreed. His accomplishments at Cal are nothing to be celebrated.
But as a Niners coach, I was unhappy with his firing and even more unhappy when Erickson shot the team to hell.
As bad as Nolan was as a coach, he still ran the program cleanly and helped fix some of those problems.
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’96 Cal team was pretty popular with the media. There was a lot of hope…which, as Cal fans, we know is a dangerous thing.
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hey T-bred…your thoughts on Kentwan Balmer…bust or should I be patient?
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dang…that hurts.
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honestly
haven’t seen enough so far
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i wonder more where the hell dashon goldson is…. we could’ve really used taylor mays
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they’re trading roman (supposedly)…goldson will likely start next year
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they say he gets “stood up” by the o-linemen making his massive frame (6’6" I think) useless. He’s slow on the first step and doesn’t get his hands up.
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The Niners were 1 yard and 1 TD away from winning the division THIS season…
I outworthless the Maharg.
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I remember that play. Sorry, I thought they had already clinched by then. Woops
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It was a draw to Robinson IIRC because Martz couldn’t relay in a new play
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It was a dive, not a draw, but you’re right.
It took a minute to spike the ball (good job Martz!) and the officials had trouble signaling Gore’s fall / tackle… it was a mess and should have been handled better.
The coaching staff was told the ball was on the 1 when it was really on the 2.5 yard line.
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= idiots.
idiots owning the team, idiots in the front office, idiots in charge of the new stadium (don’t laugh), idiots in charge of unis and, at times, idiots on the sidelines.
The bay area deserves better! We’re not the Raiders!!!
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We’re in a better situation with Singeltary and (hopefully) Hill as the unquestioned starter.
Playoffs this year. I feel it.
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How big of a let down is it going to be to you when Shaun Hill doesn’t make the Pro Bowl?
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doesn’t need to make the pro bowl
NFC championship game would be nice.
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I was just commenting on how actively and openly Rishi fellates Shaun Hill
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true…he does seem to see something that I don’t (yet I still endorse it). I better stick to synthesis.
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you don't know how painful making it to NFC championship games can be
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
heh…u watch niners/cowboys and niners/packers playoff games (with the exception of The Catch, versions I and II).
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you watch your team lose the NFC championship game 4/5 times THIS DECADE
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Correction, how big of a let down will it be when Alex Smith dominates camp and wins the starting job.
which will likely happen.
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c’mon…they would have been blown up in the playoffs. BLOWN UP.
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u r on fire today! I love it!
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i must have missed this… why was zona celebrating their clinching of the division when they were 8-5?
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Because of the order in which the games were. If the Niners had scored from the 1 against Zona in Week 10, and scored one more TD against Miami in Week 15, they would have been 9-7 and Zona would have been 8-8.
I realize “1 yard and 1 TD” is an arbitrary way of describing it, but it’s somewhat accurate…
I outworthless the Maharg.
We’re so close, but never quite can get there
God, you sound JUST like my wife!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
BTW, why they ever switched away from the old school 80s look is, by far, one of the worst uni ideas of all time.
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no…but that’s a gimmicky team/league so it gets a somewhat of a pass.
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It’s hard to feel bad for a team that’s won five Super Bowls.
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I know…but it’s time to effin adapt already and become a pertinent team again!
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Just keep on wishing, it might come true!
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wishing is about all I have with the York’s, McCluless, and no other football minds in the front office.
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Again?
Apart from the Montana/Young years, they’ve never been a particularly good team. You could make a strong case that their ridiculous dominance in the late 80s-early 90s was the exception rather than the rule.
I outworthless the Maharg.
it’s too hard to accept this…please soften the blow!
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“I’ll take famous titties for 400”
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anyone who goes/went by Y.A. is a Certified Bad Ass
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where the y b?
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Jeff Garcia!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
No, the answer was not “This 49ers QB was a flagrant homosexual and never threw my…”
Damnit TO, stop changing my cards.
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Didn’t they go to a title game in the 70s and the 50s?
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well, what about the Minnesota Golden Gophers?
Do you feel bad for them? They DO have six national championships, after all. Does is matter that 5 of those occurred before the US entered WWII, and the other occurred in 1960 (and only because national titled were awarded before Bowl Games, as Minnesota lost the 1961 Rose Bowl, 17-7, to Washington, who would later — 2007, actually — claim a share of the 1960 title because of this).
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
good knowledge, that’s impressive. I had no idea they used to be good. I wonder if they got some funky weather up there in the early years providing a significant homefield advantage.
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nah, it was more that schools down in Texas and the South started becoming good, and so Minnesota and other Big 10 schools stopped getting good players to go north to go to school.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Fine, Mr. technical. It’s hard to feel bad for a team that’s won five Super Bowls, almost all of them in our lifetime.
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Little known fact, ‘Mr. Technical’ was my 2nd choice for a user name on SBN.
I’d agree with your revised statement, btw.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
instead you went with the next logical choice...

don’t share…we’ll have a DBD next week on “How I picked my username.”
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good, good
i believe there was a thread like that back on TBIOOTF, but we’ve never had one on CGB.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
So, who will go further in their respective tourneys?
The men or the women? 2 weeks ago this is an easy answer. Now, however, the women seem to be slumping a bit. I still think they are the correct answer, but maybe both teams will surprise/disappoint with an early exit.
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I'm really concerned about the women
they seem to have a late season swoon coupled with poor tourney performances every year. It makes me wonder if Boyle rides the big three (especially Walker) too hard during the regular season and they lose it at the end of the season.
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Still gonna go with the Ladies…Women’s Final Four is a deeper run than the Men’s Elite Eight
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I’m going with the men because the women have bad postseason luck (see: the last second shot against George Washington last year).
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
I just renewed my season tickets!
Thank you, Federal Government Income Tax Refund!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Didn’t you still end up paying for the tickets since the refund is really money which you didn’t owe (as opposed to money that they merely gave you because you’re nice)?
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Wow, Ragnarok has some HUGE pockets, then.
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Cue AndBears in 3-2-1
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that should give you a good 20-30 min. :)
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i’m happy today…real happy. drinks on me!
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sure
I agree with whatever Rags says, I am a dolphin and he has huge pockets… (also huge….‘tracks of land’)
You can talk on the phone AND type at the same time!?!?!?
Unbelievable! You must have one of those fancy zero handed phones.
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i love it when AndBears posts…can we talk feminism?
Ashley Judd is hotter:
a) as a blonde (A Time to Kill)
b) as a brunette (High Crimes)
c) with any hair color when she’s sitting courtside with a UK jersey on
d) in feminism marches
I can’t decide!!!
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A Time to Kill
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i was gonna go with b)…(I know, not my style)
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now if *I* were going to be with Ashley Judd...
she’d have to be a brunette sitting courtside with rosey cheeks after coming from the feminist march.
mmmm….courtside…
do they even have feminist marches in Kentucky? are those allowed?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

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we should get an AndBears/ragnarok live chat.
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it makes for good convo. I haven’t even met them in person but I bet they’re a lot of fun.
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I thought you guys were supposed to meet for Rugby
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yeah, I couldn’t make it. My wife was really sick that day and needed attention/care. I was worried about her. We find out the sex in a few weeks!
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Were you trying to get pregnant for awhile or was it random?
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They are.
Rags shotgunned a beer with me and AndBears even tried the diet pomegranate seven up
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I’ve met them in real life. I’ve known them since 2000 and 2001 respectively. I’ve known them well before they met and fell in lurve and got married.
And I can tell you, they aren’t a lot of fun. Most of their conversations center around actuarial tables for various activities. Or, in the alternative, which life insurance they’d like to purchase.
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Hey Twist, which chick flick are you and your wife thinking on watching this weekend?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
The Big Lebowski.
POINT TWIST!
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Spoiler Alert or Twist:
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new option!!!
e) as a redhead!

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Wait, so your number is 1-900-999-9999?
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oh snap! Miller’s mailbag
Josh from Berkeley writes: Hey ted! first of all i’m a big fan of the blog. however, i’m started to get a little hurt over the lack of attention cal gets. i went back and checked and, unless i’m mistaken, there hasn’t been a cal link on the last seven lunch links – you have to go back to february 20th to find one. is there just a lack of cal articles out there? and just so you know, aside from this i think you’re doing a fantastic job! thanks!
Ted Miller: Thing about links: I can’t make them up.
If there are no stories on Cal football, then I can’t link anything. I’ve even been checking the best Cal football blogs and haven’t found a lot of stuff.
This is the reality we all may be facing. With more newspapers shutting down, and the ones surviving cutting back staff, there will be less local reporting.
I don’t think that’s a good thing, but the free market doesn’t care what I think.
our local coverage has been pretty pathetic since signing day and the coaching changes.
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Maybe it's because Cal football is relatively drama free?
No recruiting violations, no injuries, general stability…other than the whole OC fiasco of course
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I’ve even been checking the best Cal football blogs and haven’t found a lot of stuff.
You’ve really let Ted Miller down, BearsWithFangs.
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He did post Hydro’s playcalling post
Generally, we tend to keep all discussions short and in the DBD
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It’s true, the front page has been basketball-dominated lately. I don’t see a problem with that.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
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just don’t start with the Director’s cup bullshit like the ’furd people luv.
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I wonder if he got heavily constipated
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He's a Cal football fan, that's for sure.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
Dressing from the top of the pile is perfectly acceptable during finals week.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
No. It’s not.
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You are hobo. I’m hobo-chic!
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Yes. But, also no.
I’ve constructed a solid outfit for an outing this weekend. Personally knit tie with double breasted vest, double breasted suit jacket. Jeans of some sort. I am leaning towards a hat, but the shirt I’m going with is multi-colored, making the madras-style hat I was considering useless. I might buy a new monochromatic hat on Saturday, tho.
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Personally knit by ?
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Is that a Madras style hat?
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Not really.
The one I have looks similar to this. Except with a less blue. My wife got it for me for my birthday:

She did not purchase the woman for me, although my understanding is it costs only 4 cows!
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oh shit, we almost missed actual newz!
YO talks about how special the special teams are.
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Alabama suggests punishing students who don’t use their football season tickets. Should Cal do the same???
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Sure, but the student section is always full
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correction: It always looks full on TV
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Oregon ’08…
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For a few years there, SC had been our de facto Big Game. Nobody in Berkeley was going to skip the Trojans. Until we lost the Axe.
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Several thoughts.
1. Dont make it sound like you are some sort of HARDCORE CAL FAN! You stayed the whole game, because you werent on break off band. Although, to be fair, IIRC, I was. That’s neither here nor there, tho. You stayed, because you had to.
2. One of the greatest football experiences of my life. Sure, we got crushed. And by USC. But man, that was such a fun day.
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No, you’re right, it’s pretty clear that I am merely some fair-weather Cal fan, and the moment things turn sour, I’m gonna start rooting for the Baby Bruins. I don’t know what I was thinking, trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes like that.
I’m glad you had fun that day. I did not. At all. In any way, shape or form.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
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Why do you want Alabama season tickets?
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He wants to wear his Andy Ludwig jersey to every game
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You’re not getting the Arrington jersey.
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I proppose a trade:
You give me the jersey, and I’ll teach you the ‘secrets’ to putting something in block quotes successfully. You’ll be a real grown up then!
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HydroTech
Do you think any of the longtime coaches/assistants remember you from your ‘playing’ days?
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I think this is the answer I was looking for
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Actually, the answer you’re looking for is “yes.”
I thought you meant my playing days as in when i played… which would be “no” because I didn’t play for Cal. However, after re-reading your comment, I realized you meant my ‘playing days’ as in, well, you know. Therefore, the answer is “yes.”
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My brain and foot just exploded.
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Well… actually, I just saw that you said " ‘playing’ " days.
So, actually, the answer is yes.
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for clarification, I thought you meant “playing days” in its true literal meaning.
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I found chemistry T-shirts!!!
http://www.digitalmilitia.com/roofies-shirt.php?#shirt
roofies…yum!
it’s crazy how easy it is to make these compounds. The problem, for at home laboratories, is always ventilation and adequate bench space.
http://www.methspace.com/Making%20Meth.htm
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a derivative of diazepam…crazy!
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Due to lowered inhibitions and facilitating potential sexual conquest, Roofies are responsible for 79.384% of breeding by ugly people.
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marijuana should be delivered differently
pure THC would be easy to isolate from pot leaves. Mix it with a diet pepsi and such. It would avoid all the unfiltered inhalation issues. Of course, I bet we’d see more overdose issues. Let me know if you peeps need my pager #
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
how do you overdose on THC? you’d probably overdose on Pepsi first.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
really? I haven’t looked at the PK/Tox proifile. A large amount of any drug will kill you, especially if users can just add drops of 100% pure THC – even safe drugs like aspirin or penicillin. THC, in it’s current vehicle of leaves/smoke, offers a much lower dose of the actual agent. Enough to get you high as shit, but I’m sure users will take it too far…perhaps even to levels no one thought possible.
Does this mean I have a client?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
oh, sure, in high enough doses, anything can kill you, even water. however, i’ve never heard of there being a lethal dose of THC. doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist, just that it’s about as benign a drug as i can think of.
if you could isolate the THC like you talk about above, i’m pretty sure you’d have a lot of clients.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
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Leon Powe is playing very well on ESPN vs. the Cavs
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OH MAN POWE JUST ABUSED ZYDRUNAS ILGAUSKAS
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is “ZYDRUNAS ILGAUSKAS” a real person, or did your cat just run across your keyboard?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
He''s a real person
A real TALL person
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He's from Europe
It’s a far away land.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Why is Big Baby Davis starting over you?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
Can you give us your best Jerome Randle impression in the second half?
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You want Leon to start shooting 35 foot 3s?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
Every single possession.
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I guess it’s the same as Big Baby shooting 24 foot jumpers.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
Nice shot.
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that’s what makes you The Show™
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Shank him multiple times in a Boston nightclub.
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You’ve got to put up 40 in the 4th. That’ll convince Doc to start you.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions
Do you laugh at Scal as much as I do?
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YOU DONT KNOW BIG Z?!?!?!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Twist knows something Ragnarok doesn’t???
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
Bills 32 point comeback versus Houston is on NFL Network right now
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I don't have NFL Network
Like 90 percent of the country.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
I have NFL Sunday Ticket too
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Such a 20th century thing
I watch most sports online, including the Bills.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
They don’t have Red Zone Channel online.
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If the NFL can get something like NBA League Pass Online I’d do it. The fact that DirectTV has a monopoly on it is so stupid, as is anything concerning current NFL TV regulations.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
It's on YouTube anyway
Hooray for the tubes! http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A005C19CFEB99DCD
by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions

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