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DBD 3.6.09 Sorry, carp, I can't wait any longer for you

I know I told you you could do the DBD this morning.  I know that you might think I'm a backstabbing back-room brawler like Balls Mahoney after this.   And, although I can swing a mean folding chair, it ain't like that!

Well, I'm sorry.  I can't wait any longer for you.  We need a DBD up this morning.  And I can't allow the politics of failure to fail!  I know that this might be awkward.  But if it'll make you feel any better, why don't you read FMLife?

See, my fav new site is FMLife.  There's nothing of additional hilarity I can add to the site, so here are a few of my favorite ones.

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmothers wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

 

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

 

Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

 

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

 

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

This one is EPIC:

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

 

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

 

Homer-esque:

Today, I put my hand into a vending machine to retrieve a bottle of water that was caught in the slot. After a minute, I realized I was trapped. 2 hours, 4 fire trucks, 3 police cars, and 1 ambulance later I was freed. The vending machine was in pieces and the bottle of water wasn't even for me. FML

 

Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted "I want to fuck your pussy" to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said "I want to fuck your puppy." FML

 

Today, this guy that I have been in love with for two years asked me into an empty classroom. He handed me a bouquet of flowers and a t-shirt that he silk screened "prom?" on to. I said it was the most adorable thing I had ever seen. He asked if I thought that my best friend would like it. FML

 

And one final bit of hilarity:

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

 

Got any embarrassing stories, my dear CGB brethren that can beat these???

Cal women lost to ASU:

BERKELEY, Calif. (AP) - The California Golden Bears fell 63-41 to the Arizona State Sun Devils Thursday night at Haas Pavilion. The Sun Devils won their school-record 15th straight game.

In a battle for second place in the Pac-10, the Sun Devils (23-6, 15-2) went on a 15-2 run midway through the second half and limited Cal to 31 percent shooting to break a four-game losing streak against the Bears (23-5, 14-3).

Devanei Hampton had 14 points for Cal, which made just 14 of 44 shots and tied its season low for points.

A jump hook by Hampton closed the Bears to 36-32, the closest they got since early in the first half. But the Sun Devils scored 12 straight, keyed by a 3-pointer and two free throws by Orsillo to go up 48-32 with 6:16 remaining.

The conference's top defense held the conference's leading scorer, Cal's Ashley Walker, to just eight points. It was the fourth time Walker was limited to single digits this season.

Cal missed 11 of its first 12 shots and trailed 17-6 following the first 3-pointer of the season by Arizona State's Gabby Fage, who then made her second 3-pointer with 4:28 left in the half to give the Sun Devils their biggest lead at 24-12.

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Men beat Arizona:
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP)—Jerome Randle made 8-of-11 3-pointers, 6-of-7 in the second half, for a career-high 31 points Thursday and California spoiled a night honoring Hall of Fame ex-coach Lute Olson with a 83-77 victory over Arizona.

The Bears (22-8, 11-6 Pac-10), the top 3-point shooting team in the nation, made a season-high 16 3s in 30 attempts to hand the Wildcats a loss that severely damages Arizona’s hopes for a 25th consecutive NCAA tournament berth.

Chase Budinger scored a season-high 28 and Jordan Hill 24 for Arizona (18-12, 8-9) in the Wildcats’ first loss at home to Cal since 1995.

Theo Robertson added 24 points for the Bears.

Randle made five 3-pointers in a 4:02 span late in the game. The last was a 26-footer as the shot clock expired to put California ahead 71-66 with 1:51 to play.

Jamelle Horne’s 3-pointer and Hill’s tip-in cut it to 76-73 with 26 seconds to go, but the Bears put it away with free throws.

Olson, honored at halftime, posted a 589-187 record in 24 years at Arizona and was 780-280 in 34 seasons as an NCAA Division I coach. His last 23 teams made the NCAA tournament.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 7:47 AM PST reply actions  

Womens Tennis takes on SacSt:

THIS WEEK: The No. 7-ranked California women’s tennis team (7-1, 2-0 Pac-10) will split matches at home and on the road this weekend as the Golden Bears host No. 42 Sacramento State (7-3, 2-0 Big Sky) at the Hellman Tennis Complex on Friday (March 6) at 1:30 p.m. before they head down to The Farm to face rival No. 13 Stanford (8-2, 2-0 Pac-10) at the Taube Family Tennis Stadium on Saturday (March 7) at noon in the first of two meetings this season (only the second meeting counts towards Pac-10 standings). No. 5 Baylor (5-3) comes to town just a couple of days later in a Bears vs. Bears matchup at Hellman Tennis Complex at 10 a.m. on Tuesday, March 10. Live video for the home matches will be available via CalBears.com and live scoring and video for the match at Stanford will be available at GoStanford.com.

LAST WEEK: The Bears opened up Pac-10 play with two resounding victories over Washington and Washington State. Without sophomore star Marina Cossou available, Cal shuffled its doubles lineups against the No. 38-ranked Huskies and still emerged with three victories. Playing at No. 1 doubles for the first time, sophomore Mari Andersson and freshman Jana Juricova clinched the point for the Bears as they defeated No. 28-ranked Venise Chan and Denise Dy. In a little bit of a déjà vu moment, Chan and Dy got their revenge in singles matches as No. 53-ranked Chan took out No. 16 Juricova on the top court and No. 61 Dy claimed two sets from No. 32 senior Claire Ilcinkas on court two. Chan and Dy did the same thing to the Bears when the two teams last met at the end of January in the ITA Kick-Off weekend. Cal had enough firepower down the line however and took the other four singles matches to walk away with another 5-2 victory over Washington. The Bears wasted little time settling in against the No. 58-ranked Cougars as freshman Stephany Chang and senior Marion Ravelojaona clinched the doubles point with an 8-3 win at No. 3 doubles over Marina Nicolas and Bianca Selaru. Cal continued to roll in singles play as they claimed two-set wins on all but one court to come away with a 7-0 win over Washington State.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

Baseball takes on Arkansas and Oklahoma:

Fri., March 6 at Arkansas Baum Stadium, Fayetteville, Ark. 6:35 p.m. CT
Sat., March 7 at Arkansas Baum Stadium, Fayetteville, Ark. 2:05 p.m. CT
Sun., March 8 at Arkansas Baum Stadium, Fayetteville, Ark. 1:05 p.m. CT
Mon., March 9 at Oklahoma L. Dale Mitchell Park, Norman, Okla. 1:00 p.m. CT

BEAR NOTES: Cal (7-2), winners of six straight games, visits two ranked teams – No. 21-ranked Arkansas in a three-game series in Fayetteville and No. 16 Oklahoma Monday in a single game in Norman. Junior center fielder Brett Jackson, a first-team preseason All-American in Baseball America, leads Cal with a .462 average (18-for-39, 3rd in Pac-10) with six doubles (1st in Pac-10) and eight RBI. Freshman left fielder Danny Oh, who hit a two-run homer in his first college at-bat, is second on the team with a .433 average (5th in Pac-10) with a double, triple, home run and eight RBI. Another hot hitter is sophomore first baseman/outfielder Mark Canha, who was the March 3 Pac-10 Player of the Week after going 9-for-20 (.450) in Cal’s wins over Vanderbilt (4-3), at Santa Clara (12-2) and three-game sweep at Long Beach State. He added seven runs, two doubles, two home runs and five RBI. Canha is batting .429 (6th in Pac-10) and, along with Jackson, has hit safely in all nine games. The Bears are first in the Pac-10 with a .336 team batting average and fourth with a 3.78 team ERA. Freshman right-hander Erik Johnson has recorded four saves (1st in Pac-10) in Cal’s first nine games. Johnson also has a win and seven strikeouts in 6.0 innings. In the first two outings of his college career, freshman right-hander Matt Flemer earned a win and a save. Flemer started his first game Feb. 25 at Santa Clara, pitching 6.2 innings with four hits, two runs, no walks and 13 strikeouts. He gave a home run against the first batter he faced, then retired 19 of the next 20 batters with 13 strikeouts. Flemer picked up a save March 1 at Long Beach State to secure the Bears’ sweep of the 49ers, throwing 2.0 innings with no runs, no hits, no walks and three strikeouts. Nine of Cal’s opponents this season were 2008 NCAA Regional participants, including Arkansas and Oklahoma, and the Bears’ 2009 schedule is considered the nation’s third toughest by Boyd’s World.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

Mens swimming kicking butt:

LONG BEACH, CALIF. – Cal sophomores Nathan Adrian and Martti Aljand both were phenomenal during the second day of the 2009 Pac-10 Swimming Championships at the Belmont Plaza Pool in Long Beach. Adrian won the 50 free in a Pac-10 and American record time of 18.82, while Aljand captured the 200 IM in a conference record time of 1:43.59. After seven events, the No. 6-ranked Golden Bears sit in second place behind top-ranked Stanford, 328.5-260. Defending 2008 national champion Arizona is in third place (216), followed by USC (123), Arizona State (120.5) and Washington (116).

Adrian’s time in the 50 free topped his own school of 18.94 set in December, and also broke the Pac-10 meet record of 19.11 set by Cal Olympian Anthony Ervin in 2002. Bear sophomore Graeme Moore finished fifth in the 50 free with a time of 19.40, senior Bennett Clark was ninth (19.64) and sophomore Josh Daniels placed 16th (20.08).

In the 200 IM, Cal finished 1-2 with Aljand’s record-breaking time of 1:43.59 and freshman Nolan Koon placing second with a mark of 1:44.10. Both Aljand’s and Koon’s time broke the old Bear record of 1:44.30 set by Joe Bruckart in 2003. Freshman Martin Liivamagi also had a strong swim in the 200 IM, placing fourth with a time of 1:44.57, while senior Ian Lentz was sixth (1:45.45) and junior Sean Mahoney placed 12th (1:46.37).

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

Rugby to crush SacSt:

BERKELEY – The meeting between California and Sacramento State originally scheduled for Feb. 18 will take place Wed., March 11, at 6:30 p.m. on Witter Rugby Field.

Sac State is a much-improved team, currently 4-3 in local play entering this weekend at Nevada with a 32-24 victory in hand over Stanford. The Hornets are coached by former Cal All-American Chris Miller.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

FML

Funny site, a little addictive (sadly), but take it with a handful of salt – you know 83% of those stories are fake.

Also, it’s kinda a fun opposite to grouphug.us, which is awesome in a different way.

Also, on an unrelated note, if you’re hungry for breakfast, visit http://www.oatmealforabuck.com ; you can buy real steel-cut oatmeal from Jamba Juice for $1 until the end of the month, which is an awesome deal.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

I'm betting at least 95% are fake

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

The over/under is set at 90%.

We should play a game called “is this real or fake”? Granted, there’s no way to win, but we could come to some sort of consensus.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Was he shirtless or wearing a bra at the strip club? Totally fake.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

TwistNHook would show off his double-breasted birthday suit and then tell the ho to shut up and dance

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No, his wife won’t let him.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wont let me run around a strip club naked? Who would want to do that anyway.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

To cross-pollenate.

Is that even a question?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet at least 100% are HILARIOUS!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes...

The one about telling a girl “your mom needs a life” only to have her mom turn out to have recently passed away… that’s so funny!

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It almost sounds as if you think it isnt funny.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT? You mean its like Penthouse Forum letters? Every single one of those started “I never thought something like this would ever happen to me…”

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 6, 2009 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually have no idea what the hell “Penthouse Forum letters” are, so my sarcasm detector won’t pick anything up.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

You youngsters these days. Way back in the day, before the golden age of the internet there were things called “porn magazines” of which Penthouse was one such. Inside Penthouse they had a section called the “Forum” where “readers” would alledgedly send in amazing true stories about sexual adventures that had happened to them. It was your typical fare, mom’s hot best friend seduces writer, mega hot girl boy was laways in love with secretly loves him too and they do dirty, unnatural things to one another, etc… AND they always started with some variation of “I never thought something like this would ever happen to me…”

Total bullshit of course but the comedy value cannot be understated.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 6, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds awesome. Totally gonna read it.

Read grouphug.us – some of those stories there are ridiculous. Things to the effect of “I had sex with a cow when I was on the farm, then I killed the cow because I thought it was pregnant”.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

For Cal baseball fans, story on Brett Jackson
LINK

Brett Jackson got a heavy dose of Golden Bear blue and gold while growing up in the shadows of the University of California-Berkeley,

The prestigious school that San Francisco Bay Area locals call Cal holds a deep affection for Jackson and his family, too. In fact, Cal’s junior center fielder was almost preordained to be a Golden Bear.

Jackson’s father, Peter, played for the men’s soccer team and graduated from the school in 1980. Four cousins attended Cal, as did their parents, and Jackson’s younger sister is a freshman this year.

“I grew up around Berkeley, so I was definitely opened up to the spirit of Cal,” said Jackson, the Bears’ leading hitter entering this weekend’s series at Arkansas. “I wasn’t forced to come here, but it just felt right for me. We have a lot of tradition.”

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 8:26 AM PST reply actions  

great link, I wouldn’t have seen this otherwise. This guy is good.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 6, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I asked John Sickels (SBN resident prospect guru) about him in his questions thread today

Says he could be a first round pick if he continues to have a dominant spring.

Many years from now, when his name's recalled
Everyone will say, "He should have passed the ball"
-- Al Stewart, "Football Hero"

by PaulThomas on Mar 7, 2009 12:57 AM PST up reply actions  

You provide excellent news.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 7, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s good. does he offer grades for pre-draft prospects, or only once they’re entrenched within the organization?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 9, 2009 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE NUMBER 26! WE'RE NUMBER 26!

http://kenpom.com/team.php?y=2009&team=California

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 9:04 AM PST reply actions  

New Jersey Insitute of Technology has nowhere to go but up.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I think they could pull the upset over Fairleigh Dickenson.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Pradesh A&M’s basketball team is supposed to have some nice young stars.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

They could probably still beat the Washington Huskies… at football.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be funnier if Pradesh didn’t mean “state”.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, it’s funny exactly because of that.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I guess you also find Friends funny, so there’s no accounting for taste.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Is every single comment going to come back to “you like Friends”?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

you like friends???

Jerome Randle hates you

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

and for a preemptive strike

yeah yeah I’m working on the recruiting post.

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you have like 3 recruiting posts you promised CBKWit that have never materialized. Whats up with that????

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

DICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

WARS!!!!!!!!!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 6, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You always pop in at the most random time and say the most random stuff…

And that’s why we love you

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, your turn.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean “The” in German?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You need a Tbred post to talk about Heaps silent commitment to Cal?

(totally making that up before people get too excited about 2010)

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

what…he did?!?!

(only reads first line)

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What, you only read the first line??

Only reads second line.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not what he said last night.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

For most, its funny, if at all, because Pradesh seems like a funny word.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You started this trend!

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. And it was a funny word then. And it remains a funny word.

To be honest, the term Uttar Pradesh seemed like the most comedic of ALL the Pradeshes. Comedic. And poor.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m from UP…

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard Pradesh A+M has Dev Patel in their sights!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They like Raj Agarwal better

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

For the spiritually enlightened

LINK

His Holiness the XIV Dalai Lama will make a historic visit to the University of California, Berkeley on April 25, 2009 – 2:00 p.m. Doors to the Greek Theatre will open at 12 noon.

His Holiness the Dalai Lama will give a lecture entitled

“Peace Through Compassion”

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

How passively peaceful of you. Ommmmmm……

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 6, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

For the spiritually-enlightened

LINK

His Holiness the XIV Dalai Lama will make a historic visit to the University of California, Berkeley on April 25, 2009 – 2:00 p.m. Doors to the Greek Theatre will open at 12 noon.

His Holiness the Dalai Lama will give a lecture entitled

"Peace Through Compassion"

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for liking Friends

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate you.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It was a joke. I think you didn’t get it because you need a sharper mind.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I sharpen it by watching more Colbert Report?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Dont give up. Let the Dalai Lama inspire you to blockquote better!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you go about block-quoting?

Give us your step-by-step process, so we can help you in this time of need

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

BN's secret process

Step 1: Enter text
Step 2: Press blockquote button
Step 3: ???
Step 4: EPIC FAIL

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Newslash - people on the internet are really, really dumb

Backstory: I was looking to settle an argument with a coworker on whether milk is good after the expiration date or not. So I google’d it and came across this gem:

The smell and taste will give you a clew.

WHAT?

And the OP’s response?

make since

UGH. How do people get so dumb?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

How is babby formed?

How girl get pragnet?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why I stop listening whenever someone says “There are no stupid questions.”

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m so sorry for your lots.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you see a difference between your last two comments and everyone of carp’s

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Sheer volume…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

i do

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHA

LINK

My husband wets his pants whenever he watches Fox News. How can I get him to stop watching?

My husband is hooked on Fox News. Every evening he watches all the shows and they get him so worked up. Almost every night he gets so angry that he urinates uncontrollably. All our furniture is getting ruined. How can I get him to stop watching O’Reilly and Hannity and all the others, or at least to wear a diaper while he’s watching them?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I love O'Reilly

he keeps me abreast of all of the hot teacher/mayor/counselor sex scandals from around the country. yay for legitimate journalism!

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Your mind just isn’t sharp enough to understand The O’Reilly Factor.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hannity had a bit on last night about that UCLA grad who is a representative doing the resolution on the USC Rose Bowl. They even quoteda SBN blog. I’msure nobody couldguess which one.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

FoxNews is a joke….

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by dballisloose on Mar 6, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if many of the FML posts are written by the FoxNews anchors……who, after a tough day spouting bullshit and tellings lies about the world, realize that they are worse than the sweat from the ass of a hairy Armenian comedian….and say to themselves “FML”

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by dballisloose on Mar 6, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’d be a fascinating blog.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Fox news!

Hannity: We are raising taxes 2% on 5% of the country. Therefore, we are now a socialist country.

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

you evil, evil bastard

la la, lalala

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

CBKWit starts talking about politics, I post Land of Chocolate. It’s a rule from now on.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

the Land of Chocolate is something I can definitely get behind.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhh chocolate bunnies and gum drops! Viva la revolucion!

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by dballisloose on Mar 6, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

u strike me as a Simpsons Trivia wiz….do you have that game? If so, r u good? My brother in law played it but it was WAAYYYY too detailed even for him.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I have Simpsons Clue, does that count? Marge committed the murder of Mr Burns with the plutonium rod in Krustylu Studios!

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by dballisloose on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I have Simpsons Life!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hint: Always ends with Homer getting quadruple bypass.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

“…the arm bone’s connected to my … wrist watch!”

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i really dislike television show trivia games in general.

too narrow, not interesting enough.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny, that’s what I said about my ex-girlfriend’s anatomy…….

wait…….for……itttttt…………..NAILED IT!

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by dballisloose on Mar 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No, and I probably wouldn’t know the intricacies, like which episodes Frank Grimes’s tombstone appeared in.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought it was ‘grimey’

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 6, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

By Hannity (and anybody who actual thinks we're socialist with this tax plan)

then I’m pretty sure we were socialist way back in the Clinton days too. Scary!

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The funny thing is, income tax for the top bracket was higher under Reagan (till ‘86), Nixon, Ford, Ike…don’t see Hannity calling any of them socialists…

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

it's like war of the worlds

the scary part isn’t that we’re socialist now…it’s that we were socialist all along!

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear this is my last political comment today

This article sums up the whole “socialism!!11” thing perfectly.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw crap more politics

Uhh…norcalnick, favorite TV show?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet it's Friends!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not even about politics

Hannity and Limbaugh are funny/crazy for the same reason the tree sitters are funny: they start with a conclusion (my side is correct and your side is evil incarnate) and then work backwards to make every current event fit into this reality. It makes them argue completely contradictory and ludicrous things most of the time, which is very entertaining. O’Reilly is funny because he’s a pervert and runs segments on hot teacher sex scandals at least once per episode.

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

they start with a conclusion (my side is correct and your side is evil incarnate) and then work backwards to make every current event fit into this reality. It makes them argue completely contradictory and ludicrous things most of the time

Hey, you know what sounds like a definition of? POLITICS.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I suppose

I just like the people on both sides who analyze the events and then come to a conclusion, and not the other way around. So the reason I find Hannity ridiculous isn’t because he’s conservative, it’s because there is no intellectual honesty in his analysis, as is the case for plenty of liberals.

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Name me one liberal you hate that much (Michael Moore doesn’t count).

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't hate Hannity

I think he’s funny.

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Rush

on snap!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought everybody likes Rush!

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t really want to debate this, but why doesn’t Michael Moore count?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Why did you ask that question if you didnt want to debate it?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m just curious as to the reasoning, because nothing obvious comes to my mind. i have no intention of responding.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Michael Moore counts because he’s universally hated… ?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hi Thoroughbred, I noticed your friend supports the war in Iraq. Would he be willing to sign up his youngest brother for the army?”

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

so he’s just an easy answer? that seems like a cop-out.

my problem with him is that his films are either a) terrible documentaries, or b) not strictly documentaries at all. they’re something else, really, and they’re not terribly honest.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, I like Michael Moore. He’s funny in the same way that Borat is funny. So suck it.

by zoonews on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

My posts are 50% Photoshop today! Well, 33% now.

by zoonews on Mar 6, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think more homoerotic comics will do the trick.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, alternatively, most college football blogs out there!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Clinton didn’t ..

Ah, screw it, you’re right Obama is great, Republicans are evil, Bush is a monkey lol

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hush and watch your show.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Eventually, you can’t keep responding to every post of mine by saying “lol friendz sux lol”

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Eventually isn’t now.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Eventually…
My dear Rishi, the time is now

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

AGH CONFLICTING MESSAGES

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not saying the tax plan is good or bad

just that the critisism of socialism is dumb and meaningless

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s sensationalism.

Just like calling Bush a fascist.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing I don't do that!

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sooo….when was the last time a Democratic congressman called Bush a fascist?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve used overloaded terms, please.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like calling Bush a fascist.

when was the last time a Democratic congressman called Bush a fascist?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop posting your ridiculously-addictive games here.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

New rule: Anyone posts about politics, they get redirected to ridiculous addictive flash games.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I call your threat

and raise you a ‘palling around with terrorists!’

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing all fun websites are blocked at work!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Adobe Flash Player not available

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Socialist.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems more like calling Bush a socialist.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And giving $100 billion of tax cuts to people who don’t pay taxes…

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit. We are a socialist country now?!?!/ FUCK!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

u watching Hannity is like me listening to KNBR…it just doesn’t make sense!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I happened to be on the phone with somebody watching Hannity who all of a sudden said he was discussing the UCLA sitch.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

uh huh

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE how is babby formed!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

they’ve been transported here from 14th-century England, before spelling was standardized?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

If only the spoke in pure Scottish accents.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Did no one notice Rishi’s comment is entitled “Newslash”, which is apparently the opposite of old slash? Which makes me corn-fused as the internetz makez me dum.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 6, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone follow the women's game last night?

I’m a fan but the game was just not pleasant to see. Not the way I expected my last game in Haas as a student to go.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

Since it was on at the same time as the men's game, I wasn't able to follow

were we missing Lexi that much? Was everyone just cold?

Right now, they just need to get back to their early season state. They’ll be a force in the NCAA tournament…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ll be a force in the NCAA tournament…

And if that’s the case, no one will remember any struggles late in the regular season.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Lexi actually played (which is the only good news). The entire team was just ice cold, and once they got behind they seemed dispirited. My theory is that they hadn’t recovered from the UCLA loss and the realization that they had blown at least a share of the Pac-10 championship for the second year in a row.

by CalBear81 on Mar 6, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Then Boyle has to earn her money and get this team in the right state to compete.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed.

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

recruiting post.

=d

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

3 recruiting posts

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I assure you 100%, nobody wants to see either of you naked.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Might have to schedule another GGF trip fairly soon...

They say operations will be uninterrupted but yknow GM said that too. And there are a lot of similarities between the world’s 2nd largest multinational carmaker and a single privately owned racetrack. Few are escaping these times of wont and woe.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I’m thinking a GGF trip in perhaps a week or two as soon as we get a sunny Sunday.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

no wuckers, Twist

I had to wait for the salvation army guys to come pick up my shit (which they took all of…I thought it might be a close call on a few items). How about we coordinate a time for me to do a DBD sometime next week? I’ll have it up by 7:30 AM (or earlier if you want).

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

Just post it the night before (Sunday night?)

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

61 comments by 12:20?!

Where has everybody gone?!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Maharg’s in Vegas…where’s Twist?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting sued?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

JAI HO!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, this is a reason for celebration… with caffeine and alcohol.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

with Maharg??!?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I have had thebusiest day evr. Hearing in the morning, just crazy stuff. But Im finally sitting dow at my desk. Ai!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

did the defendant try to attack the judge, like in Stockton?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but I did get screamed at by some random dude in the hallway there. That was fun.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

was he/she homeless and/or on illicit narcotic substances?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Also, no.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

odd…that rules out like 98% of the possible peeps.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The word “random” was unclear. He was random to me insomuch as Id never met im really. But he did show up specifically to do with the case I was appearing on.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

when u entered the courtroom did they have the law and order sound byte (dun dun)?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No. But the ladies gasp in delight. Or horror. Or ignor eme. One of the three.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought they loved your suit and choice of footwear (wingtips?).

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Mandals. Always with the mandals!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

can u win a case with these on???

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If you know anything about me, you know I cant win a case, indepedent of footwear.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Free Twist!

ouch…but you seem so confident!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Confident at what? Losing?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you had hearing in the morning and now you’re deaf?

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by dballisloose on Mar 6, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What? I cant hear you. Speak up, boy.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been busy at work & at home. I put the effin crib together last night/this morning. That thing is more secure then any other piece of furniture in the house!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Only pussyfaced weirdos have kids.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you calling my parents pussyfaced weirdos?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

beat his ass rags! I got your back! INTERNET FIGHT!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

BLOG FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

RACE WAR!!!

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

but I have a goatee, remember? That would DQ me from the pussyfaced title and…wait for it…put is squarely on you.

It’s the 21st century. We have internetz and cell fones.

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You do realize you’re the only person here who thinks that the goatee is not pussyface and regular shaving is… right?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yep…and that works for me! You should come up with a more pertinent nicknmame for it. Yours is too dated. Father Time, Joe Pa, used to use that back in the 30s.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you have Guantanamo Baby!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

WOO furloughed!

I sure am enjoying my Friday off from state work…it’s much better than getting paid that last 9.6 percent of my salary!

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

JAI HO!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that your response to every post now?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Only those that are cause for celebration.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I just saved 25% on car insurance.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

JIHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ignore his spelling. That’s what happens when Jewish kids start thinking they’re worldly and hip.

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I’m just wondering why he’s yelling out a Korean man’s name like that.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You lost me at “why”

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by dballisloose on Mar 6, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I HATE MY KEYOARD!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck.

The Almight Oller?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

u r wireless, huh? go with dell..it’s not as bad.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Its Microsoft. MIRCOSOFT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

go with Dell!! oh god, my stock is tanking, please go with Dell!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

FSU gets wins vacated, probation, slight scholarship reduction

Link

Is it me, or should they have lost more scholarships than that?

What has been the punishment in similar cases?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 12:56 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahaha Bowden is screwed. He’ll have to coach until he’s 84 to catch JoePa now.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we should take a flyer on a few of their recruits + interesting transfers…

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, 1 or 2 scholarships for a short time period is probably like a slap on the wrists at this point

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone care to research what happened to New Mexico and SMU?… I thought they lost A LOT of schollies for similar transgressions

Please don’t make me look this up right now because I’m eating a lot of pizza

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

well, SMU was the famous “death penalty” case, right? where they were barred from playing for a season, all their players were allowed to transfer without penalty, AND they had a bunch of forfeits and other sactions as well.

not sure what happened with New Mexico.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

damn…FAU football, your thoughts?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Howard Schnellenberger is still a fantastic program-builder, but he’s getting pretty old and doesn’t have much time left…besides which, the Owls are still probably only the 6th-best BCS program in the state (not sure how I’d compare them and Central Florida). Their next hire after Schnellenberger finally retires will be critical, but I don’t really see FAU becoming nationally relevant, even with the fertile recruiting base they’re sitting on, any time in the near future.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

(wasn’t antipating such a great response).

we need more ragnarok! Twist, you need to pay the man what he’s worth! Make sure AndBears gets a little kickback too. Happy wife is a happy life.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I already pay him in back rubs. Isnt that enouhg???

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

as ragnarok’s agent, I have to consult with my client.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m here all the time, whenever someone wants actual, serious information (which, surprisingly, isn’t that often)

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious question – why does Holmoephobe fail at shotgunning beers?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

his technique is ok, but he needs to work on his preparation. in this game, you have to be ready to go at the drop of a hat, and if you’re not prepared, you’re going to get worked over.

he’s fine in practice, but when the pressure of game-time is on, he’s just not there yet.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

in this game, you have to be ready to go at the drop of a hat, and if you’re not prepared, you’re going to get worked over.

How often does AndBears say that to you?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

almost never. we’ve practiced so much, we’ve got our game down pat. cameras rolling, we’re ready to go!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Videos or you’re a duck.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And she’s a dolphin. So?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ORK ORK ORK?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I thought the dolphin was the 13-year-old Taiwanese room service hostess?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m going to go ahead and stop this conversation before i say something i really regret.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

only in a very naïve sense.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

this doesn’t help my negotiating tactics.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

well, here’s the key…i give away the information for free, readers get addicted to it, then BAM! it’s now $9.99 a month.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Rivals… is that you?!

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

a solid business model is a solid business model, that’s all i’m saying.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but your last business model didn’t work very well.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

touché.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

But you got a shitload of back rubs!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting a back rub from Twist is like….

[Edit: this is now a new caption contest]

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Elton Brand going to the 76ers?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i can only imagine…with your (supposedly) long bony legs.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

rags…Cal will go ##-## this year based on _______________….go!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

10-2, based on a hunch that our problems vis á vis our QBs and receivers will be behind us (2008 growing pains leading to 2009 dividends), and we get adequate production from the linebackers (though there is a drop-off).

i also like getting USC, OSU, Maryland and Arizona all at home this year. i think this is the year Tedford finally busts his cherry of winning in Los Angeles.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Rags, how do I hit on white girls? They’re totally different from desi chicks.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Be an absolute asshole all the time and cuss a lot. White chicks love this. Especially if you have a mullet.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, how do I hit on white girls that don’t hang out at motorcycle bars?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

be a balla.

I don’t know. I met my wife when I was 19 (!). If she left me I’d be a total n00b all over again.

They like compliments, when you look at them in the eyes, make them laugh, ask for their number, etc. It wasn’t that hard.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to learn the subtle differences with white girls.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

they like confidence but not cockiness. and it’s a real fine line with them.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay.

hey sup i gotta motorcycle

Does that work?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

how about “i know a fabulous taco place the next town over. you should try one. wanna hop on back of my awesome motorcycle…we could get some right now.”?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I pet her afterwards?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have a dolphin license.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

if you’re lucky, “heavy petting” will be involved.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

so, since we heard about your D.C. middle school experience, how did you and AndBears meet? Give us the juice!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooked up at a frat party.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

really? nah…

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Band party, actually.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I had previously dated her roommate. The switch went pretty smoothly.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

what! need the detailz!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a true band story.

Kind of like my ex who was in the band and then was in the same sorority of the girl I ended up marrying

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

what instruments do you guys play?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

saxophone/trombone.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

both manlier than Twists’ instrument, no?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist actually also played the sax. It’s how we met.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought he was a flutist? (tries not to laugh)

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s borrowed AndBears’ old flute, but i hope he didn’t try to play it in public.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I have played the flute in public on a few occassions. To various results.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I play the trombone, too. But unlike the sax, I play it worse than AndBears.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm…I think we might need a demonstration at the next gathering you can attend…

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Of me poorly playing the trombone?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

all of you guys…jammin out like old times

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you want a sax-sax-trombone trio?

That’s an interesting arrangement. But, OK.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

u have 2 play flute

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I played trumpet in 8th grade?

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

So much cooler

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So many inappropriate jokes….

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hell no. if the mood is right, kiss her. 90-10. if you get the cheek then don’t call her ever again.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it ethical to take her jacket?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Is all your dating advice from the movie Hitch?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

heh…no…I did find that applicable.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Is motorcycle a verb now?

I gotta motorcycle!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

you can verb anything these days.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is true for all girls.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence why I need to learn the subtle differences between hitting on Indians and white girls.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Teach me, stud.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Be yourself. And don’t be stereotypical ________ (anything)

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So, I shouldn’t be a stereotypical Rishi?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if you want hundreds of women

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody’s bitter!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t know. you should see my badass motorcycle, though.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Pics or its a dolphin.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a good thing Rags got his Dolphin License

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it a hard test?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, not for Rags. He pass ORK 101 with flying colors.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He pass ?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He Hat Me.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

MY KYBARD IS BRKN

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, it’s a two-day course in hawai’i. easy-peasy.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Your honeymoon?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Italy for the Honeymoon. I would highly recommend it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on it.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to Italy in May, but nothing beats the Greek Islands

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Marshawnsylvania?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

how does the mrs. like the motorcycle now that you guys are pushing towards “adulthood?”

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

are you kidding? the title is in her name!

(the father-in-law is a long-time harley rider, btw)

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How was it purchased? Even if the title is in her name, it might still be half yours. Not exactly sure, because I suck at the law.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

a cashier’s check. since we’re married, yes it’s half mine.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

the top?

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by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I meant what manner of property was used? Was it income earned during the marraige? Was it from an inheritance? Was it from money earned prior to the marraige?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

it came from a shared checking account in which we each deposit money into every paycheck.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Then, I believe, you own half.

Moreover, you used a shared checking account?!?!?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s your problem with a shared checking account? beats the hell out of tallying up the bills every month and then one of us writing a check to the other.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree wholeheartedly with rags.

Joint checking is way easier.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya, way to suck, guys. Letting your wives pay for any of the bills. Wow. Just unbelievable. Unbelievable.

I bet you dont even give her a massive portion of your pay check every 2 weeks.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. And I didn’t even have to give livestock to her parents in exchange for their permission to marry!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Id never do that?!?! Thats insane?!?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The similarities between women are a lot greater than their differences…make ’em laugh, make ’em feel good about themselves, but better about you.

Protip: girls were never successfully hit on no matter how good your shotgunning technique is.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?! My current strategy doesn’t work?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the opposite problem…I am too whitewashed to know how to hit on desi girls.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Pay their fathers 4 cows and 3 oxen.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

will another 5 cows buy her sister too?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the sisters hot. The sisters are always hot.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

10 cows and we can clone her.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

haha this made my day

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Wanna trade?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah…makes the pool too small.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

(insert dolphin joke here)

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve, I’m gonna teach you how to live.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

so who do we lose to and why???

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

oy, i hate that game. at least one on the road, and at least one we don’t expect. i’d guess one of either @Oregon or USC, but i’m really stabbing in the dark here.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

@Oregon and @ASU or @fucla are my guesses

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

@ Minny…early AM, potenitally a loud dome, national TV. Tedford will fly in Sat. morning.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, not a dome. Minny’s getting a new open-air stadium built for next season.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shit! new stadium = lots of fans

also, watch out for UDub with a healthy Lockler, in December, @ Fusky Stadium. Mild upset alert, and not the best game to end the season with.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the last game of the season. Locker will be out with some injury from running into too many safeties.

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

well, wazzu and ewu at home are probably the only two gimmies on the schedule. everything else smells like it could potentially be a trap.

i feel good about the bears’ ability to avoid traps next year, though.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised Washington’s football players don’t have worse self-image issues, given that they’re called “husky ballcarriers” and the like all the time.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

what about their women’s sports teams? “husky women”? that’s too easy!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

When it comes to jokes, nothing is too easy.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my favorite women’s basketball/volleyball chants, though volleyball’s always preferred because there’s more time to say particular things to (hopefully) crush spirits.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

thank god we’re not the home opener ( i thought we were for awhile)

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

you would think so, but i just think we’re way more athletic and better than them… (i didn’t think that was the case versus maryland)

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ASU could surprise some people, but without much at the QB spot, I’d be one of those people surprised.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I like some of their returning defensive players… I have a feeling it may go down like the 2007 game (just a whole lot of headscratching by Cal fans)

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, they’re are definite pieces there. i’m just not yet convinced that there are enough.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea we Niners fans had become so bitter

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

do you live in the bay area and follow them with any regularity? Who’s your team, the St Louis Rams (formerly LA Rams of Anaheim)?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a Niners fan from birth, but I don’t complain about where the team’s gone in quite that strong/bitter a fashion

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting…so how do you cope with the ineptness that is the SF 49ers? Just enjoy 7-9 football? Frankly, I don’t usually watch them. I listen to Starkey while I’m out in the yard or something, or throwing bp to the youngster down the street, but I can’t committ 4+ weekend hours to watch (let alone attend) mediocore football with terrible decision making.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The trick is to be teh ultimate warm weather fan.

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Cal players do well around the league helps…

We won all those championships in my formative years. As kids, did you guys really know more than the star QB and WR? Fuck if I remember who Charles Haley was…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom Rathman/Brent Jones/Tom Holmoe (I got his autograph in like ’86)/Randy Cross

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be superior to me in every way =D

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I might have to make that my sig!

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He does have a larger shlong.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Guy McIntyre…go! They had a LOT of good players. The Bay Area was going nuts for that team. Like turkey said, guys like B. Jones and T. Rathman were huge idols.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I lived in So Cal, so I didn’t partake in the madness.

I loved Ronnie Lott though. I remember that

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Chicken neck dance!

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee Woodall/Evander Holyfield was a fav, too.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Rathman was helping run the combine drills for running backs this year

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that dude. Blitz pickups, short yardage, and receptions out of the backfield.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you read Perlman’s Boys Will be Boys? There are some great Charles Haley stories in there.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

no, but that sounds intriguing.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

you’d love it… they’re all stories about him whacking off in the locker room and during team meetings and clowning Montana

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably one of the most entertaining sports-related books I’ve ever read. His description of the actual football being played is somewhat cursory and anecdotal, but the stories are almost unbelievable.

KSK has a couple of quotes: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html

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by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

your a good fan. good fan indeed. I used to be that way, and then I got too busy.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s called being invested in your team.

If I were a Raiders fan, I wouldn’t care. Whatever, we lose games.

A Niners fan? We’re so close, but never quite can get there..

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

close has been recently.

There have been several Mike Nolan games that were flat out embarrassing.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but remember 05? A couple dumb losses here and there, including two to the floundering Cards… one of which was when the Niners were 7-8 and could have won the division?

That season had so much promise.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If we had RW McQuarters still, we’d go 19-0. This is what I believe.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

jesus…reggie mcgrew…

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting rid of McQuarters and Mooch were both bone-headed moves I will never forgive the Yorks for.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Marriucchi?

He’s better than Nolan or Erickson, yeah…but seriously, he turned a barely mediocre 6-6 Cal season into a coaching gig he didn’t really earn in my opinion.

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, he was good as coach of the Niners – wasn’t given enough time.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

he had a TON of talent

and got as much out of it as any league average coach could. He wasn’t a disaster, but he was no Walsh, or even a Seifert.

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course he wasn’t. But he didn’t deserve to get fired after his accomplishments (he got fired after that epic comeback win against the Giants in the Wildcard Round of the playoffs).

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I'm colored because I'm more of a Cal fan

I was shocked when he was hired because he lost 6 of his last 7 games in his first year at Berkeley. I never saw him as anything more than a placeholder until we got a coach who could get more than average out of his talent

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, agreed. His accomplishments at Cal are nothing to be celebrated.

But as a Niners coach, I was unhappy with his firing and even more unhappy when Erickson shot the team to hell.

As bad as Nolan was as a coach, he still ran the program cleanly and helped fix some of those problems.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

’96 Cal team was pretty popular with the media. There was a lot of hope…which, as Cal fans, we know is a dangerous thing.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But he was excellent when he was the offensive coordinator under Bruce $nyder.

by CalBear81 on Mar 6, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

hey T-bred…your thoughts on Kentwan Balmer…bust or should I be patient?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

dang…that hurts.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He has potential, but it was a bad pick.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

honestly

haven’t seen enough so far

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

i wonder more where the hell dashon goldson is…. we could’ve really used taylor mays

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re trading roman (supposedly)…goldson will likely start next year

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

they say he gets “stood up” by the o-linemen making his massive frame (6’6" I think) useless. He’s slow on the first step and doesn’t get his hands up.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

But to us, he’s known as the Stig.

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The Niners were 1 yard and 1 TD away from winning the division THIS season…

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

??

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

MNF Cards-49ers game, Shaun GODLIKE Hill drives the team down… lots of confusion, etc.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that play. Sorry, I thought they had already clinched by then. Woops

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a draw to Robinson IIRC because Martz couldn’t relay in a new play

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more TT sign boards

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a dive, not a draw, but you’re right.

It took a minute to spike the ball (good job Martz!) and the officials had trouble signaling Gore’s fall / tackle… it was a mess and should have been handled better.

The coaching staff was told the ball was on the 1 when it was really on the 2.5 yard line.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

= idiots.

idiots owning the team, idiots in the front office, idiots in charge of the new stadium (don’t laugh), idiots in charge of unis and, at times, idiots on the sidelines.

The bay area deserves better! We’re not the Raiders!!!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re in a better situation with Singeltary and (hopefully) Hill as the unquestioned starter.

Playoffs this year. I feel it.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

How big of a let down is it going to be to you when Shaun Hill doesn’t make the Pro Bowl?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t need to make the pro bowl

NFC championship game would be nice.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just commenting on how actively and openly Rishi fellates Shaun Hill

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

true…he does seem to see something that I don’t (yet I still endorse it). I better stick to synthesis.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I see his winning record as QB of the 49ers, first since Steve Young.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Statistically insignificant…and weren’t two of those wins against the Rams? Does that even count?

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by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know, it really is.

But he is a good QB and I have a lot of faith in him.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

you don't know how painful making it to NFC championship games can be

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

heh…u watch niners/cowboys and niners/packers playoff games (with the exception of The Catch, versions I and II).

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

you watch your team lose the NFC championship game 4/5 times THIS DECADE

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No. I refuse to.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

they won once…

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

At least you made it that far..

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The juxtaposition of that line with your profile pic is pretty funny.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Correction, how big of a let down will it be when Alex Smith dominates camp and wins the starting job.

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

which will likely happen.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Um… starting job for strong safety maybe.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He won’t. They don’t reward steady QBs – they reward Brett Favre types (with the Jets) and statistical monsters (like Cutler).

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

c’mon…they would have been blown up in the playoffs. BLOWN UP.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless they played the Panthers and Jake NATE LONGSHORE Delhomme.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

u r on fire today! I love it!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m always on fire!

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_6NsuarMXI&feature=related

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i must have missed this… why was zona celebrating their clinching of the division when they were 8-5?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Because of the order in which the games were. If the Niners had scored from the 1 against Zona in Week 10, and scored one more TD against Miami in Week 15, they would have been 9-7 and Zona would have been 8-8.

I realize “1 yard and 1 TD” is an arbitrary way of describing it, but it’s somewhat accurate…

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re so close, but never quite can get there

God, you sound JUST like my wife!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

TMI TMI

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? You want more?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for remembering that.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Its because of al the bitter beer wedrink.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist… stop using a wireless keyboard that fails.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW, why they ever switched away from the old school 80s look is, by far, one of the worst uni ideas of all time.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no…but that’s a gimmicky team/league so it gets a somewhat of a pass.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to feel bad for a team that’s won five Super Bowls.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I know…but it’s time to effin adapt already and become a pertinent team again!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Just keep on wishing, it might come true!

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

wishing is about all I have with the York’s, McCluless, and no other football minds in the front office.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Again?

Apart from the Montana/Young years, they’ve never been a particularly good team. You could make a strong case that their ridiculous dominance in the late 80s-early 90s was the exception rather than the rule.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s too hard to accept this…please soften the blow!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it was more like ridiculous dominance from the early 80s to the late 90s

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

“I’ll take famous titties for 400”

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This Tittie is the only 49ers QB to have had consecutive 30-TD seasons.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone who goes/went by Y.A. is a Certified Bad Ass

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact: It stands for Telberton Abraham

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

where the y b?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid y and t are right next to each other on the kybard

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Garcia!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 6, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the answer was not “This 49ers QB was a flagrant homosexual and never threw my…”

Damnit TO, stop changing my cards.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t they go to a title game in the 70s and the 50s?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, yes, yes they did.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

What about when they went to the playoffs in 1970-1972?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

well, what about the Minnesota Golden Gophers?

Do you feel bad for them? They DO have six national championships, after all. Does is matter that 5 of those occurred before the US entered WWII, and the other occurred in 1960 (and only because national titled were awarded before Bowl Games, as Minnesota lost the 1961 Rose Bowl, 17-7, to Washington, who would later — 2007, actually — claim a share of the 1960 title because of this).

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

good knowledge, that’s impressive. I had no idea they used to be good. I wonder if they got some funky weather up there in the early years providing a significant homefield advantage.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, it was more that schools down in Texas and the South started becoming good, and so Minnesota and other Big 10 schools stopped getting good players to go north to go to school.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean when schools in the south started having black players on the team?

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Something like that, yes.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine, Mr. technical. It’s hard to feel bad for a team that’s won five Super Bowls, almost all of them in our lifetime.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Little known fact, ‘Mr. Technical’ was my 2nd choice for a user name on SBN.

I’d agree with your revised statement, btw.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

instead you went with the next logical choice...

don’t share…we’ll have a DBD next week on “How I picked my username.”

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

good, good

i believe there was a thread like that back on TBIOOTF, but we’ve never had one on CGB.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Little known fact, FriendsIsStupid,Rishi was my second choice for a user name on SBN.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

So, who will go further in their respective tourneys?

The men or the women? 2 weeks ago this is an easy answer. Now, however, the women seem to be slumping a bit. I still think they are the correct answer, but maybe both teams will surprise/disappoint with an early exit.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 6, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

I'm really concerned about the women

they seem to have a late season swoon coupled with poor tourney performances every year. It makes me wonder if Boyle rides the big three (especially Walker) too hard during the regular season and they lose it at the end of the season.

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Still gonna go with the Ladies…Women’s Final Four is a deeper run than the Men’s Elite Eight

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going with the men because the women have bad postseason luck (see: the last second shot against George Washington last year).

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I just renewed my season tickets!

Thank you, Federal Government Income Tax Refund!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

Didn’t you still end up paying for the tickets since the refund is really money which you didn’t owe (as opposed to money that they merely gave you because you’re nice)?

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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

so? it’s still nice to have $3600 suddenly drop in my pocket.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! HOW MANY TICKETS DID YOU BUY??

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the thing. That money was always in your pocket.

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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Ragnarok has some HUGE pockets, then.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what the girls are always saying about me…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Cue AndBears in 3-2-1

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s on the phone with her mom.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

that should give you a good 20-30 min. :)

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for excessive smilies.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m happy today…real happy. drinks on me!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WHER?EE?!

I want drinks!

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

KIP’S

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, see you there in five minutes.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, any reason for the “JAI HO”ness? Baby born or something?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So, are you a dolphin?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I… don’t get it.

by AndBears on Mar 6, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Rags told me you’re a dolphin.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

sure

I agree with whatever Rags says, I am a dolphin and he has huge pockets… (also huge….‘tracks of land’)

by AndBears on Mar 6, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you say “ORK ORK ORK”

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m saying it right now. I’m not typing it.

by AndBears on Mar 6, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Rags said you’d type it.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

HE SAID NO SUCH THING!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

YES HE DID I HAT U

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 6, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my god hahaha

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 6, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, that’s impressive.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You can talk on the phone AND type at the same time!?!?!?

Unbelievable! You must have one of those fancy zero handed phones.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

shoulder – try it sometime.

by AndBears on Mar 6, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i love it when AndBears posts…can we talk feminism?

Ashley Judd is hotter:
a) as a blonde (A Time to Kill)
b) as a brunette (High Crimes)
c) with any hair color when she’s sitting courtside with a UK jersey on
d) in feminism marches

I can’t decide!!!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

A Time to Kill

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i was gonna go with b)…(I know, not my style)

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

now if *I* were going to be with Ashley Judd...

she’d have to be a brunette sitting courtside with rosey cheeks after coming from the feminist march.

mmmm….courtside…

by AndBears on Mar 6, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

do they even have feminist marches in Kentucky? are those allowed?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Please stop

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Please photoshop all signs to say “HONK” isntead of “HONOR”

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

we should get an AndBears/ragnarok live chat.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He wants to sit in their living room.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

…why can’t you block quote properly?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

…why can’t you block quote properly?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

it makes for good convo. I haven’t even met them in person but I bet they’re a lot of fun.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you guys were supposed to meet for Rugby

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I couldn’t make it. My wife was really sick that day and needed attention/care. I was worried about her. We find out the sex in a few weeks!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you trying to get pregnant for awhile or was it random?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

both

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They are.

Rags shotgunned a beer with me and AndBears even tried the diet pomegranate seven up

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve met them in real life. I’ve known them since 2000 and 2001 respectively. I’ve known them well before they met and fell in lurve and got married.

And I can tell you, they aren’t a lot of fun. Most of their conversations center around actuarial tables for various activities. Or, in the alternative, which life insurance they’d like to purchase.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Twist, which chick flick are you and your wife thinking on watching this weekend?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

point BN!

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The Big Lebowski.

POINT TWIST!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

-1000 CBKWit bucks for waiting 11 years.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Spoiler Alert or Twist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqtgfjkB6Pg

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive seen it before. 10 years ago! I just forgot it all. But I have it on Netflix now. And Im feeling that tonight is the night!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

my rate is $2.95/minute.

by AndBears on Mar 6, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re an expensive wife.

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

the good ones are worth it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’d you go shopping?

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by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

so THIS is feminism

got it.

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by CBKWit on Mar 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

new option!!!

e) as a redhead!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, so your number is 1-900-999-9999?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought “x” was 10.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s the 10 button?!?!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 6, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys dont have 10 buttons up in Eugene? Damn, what year is it?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Two thousand something?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 6, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I have tried it. TOO DIFFICULT! HALP!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

you would make a terrible psychologist, hydro. you’re absolutely right, but missing the point completely.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oh snap! Miller’s mailbag

Josh from Berkeley writes: Hey ted! first of all i’m a big fan of the blog. however, i’m started to get a little hurt over the lack of attention cal gets. i went back and checked and, unless i’m mistaken, there hasn’t been a cal link on the last seven lunch links – you have to go back to february 20th to find one. is there just a lack of cal articles out there? and just so you know, aside from this i think you’re doing a fantastic job! thanks!

Ted Miller: Thing about links: I can’t make them up.

If there are no stories on Cal football, then I can’t link anything. I’ve even been checking the best Cal football blogs and haven’t found a lot of stuff.

This is the reality we all may be facing. With more newspapers shutting down, and the ones surviving cutting back staff, there will be less local reporting.

I don’t think that’s a good thing, but the free market doesn’t care what I think.

our local coverage has been pretty pathetic since signing day and the coaching changes.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe it's because Cal football is relatively drama free?

No recruiting violations, no injuries, general stability…other than the whole OC fiasco of course

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by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve even been checking the best Cal football blogs and haven’t found a lot of stuff.

You’ve really let Ted Miller down, BearsWithFangs.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He did post Hydro’s playcalling post

Generally, we tend to keep all discussions short and in the DBD

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true, the front page has been basketball-dominated lately. I don’t see a problem with that.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

just don’t start with the Director’s cup bullshit like the ’furd people luv.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s cool that we have lots of good sports teams, but the Director’s Cup is biased towards huge Athletics programs, and i don’t think the scoring system is very fair.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Can anyone post that pic where the dude brought his desktop into the stacks during finals?

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

You are my hero.

by turkey on Mar 6, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if he got heavily constipated

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never wondered that about anyone, ever.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s the one of him playing starcraft.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Carriers FTW

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Or he wore the only t-shirt he could find.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Dressing from the top of the pile is perfectly acceptable during finals week.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is there a pile in your close to begin with?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No. It’s not.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you choose your double-breasted suits in the morning?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 6, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I only have 1 full suit.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

…and somehow, i still look like less of a hobo than you.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You are hobo. I’m hobo-chic!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

is that like “Derelict”?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. But, also no.

I’ve constructed a solid outfit for an outing this weekend. Personally knit tie with double breasted vest, double breasted suit jacket. Jeans of some sort. I am leaning towards a hat, but the shirt I’m going with is multi-colored, making the madras-style hat I was considering useless. I might buy a new monochromatic hat on Saturday, tho.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally knit by ?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

By me!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a Madras style hat?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really.

The one I have looks similar to this. Except with a less blue. My wife got it for me for my birthday:

She did not purchase the woman for me, although my understanding is it costs only 4 cows!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s better than dressing from the top of the dumpster

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

need youtoube coffee shop/desktop vid!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shit, we almost missed actual newz!
YO talks about how special the special teams are.

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

Sure, but the student section is always full

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

correction: It always looks full on TV

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yar, ok. We do have some fair-weather fans tho. Literally.

by zoonews on Mar 6, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon ’08…

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily, not USC ’07.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 6, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

For a few years there, SC had been our de facto Big Game. Nobody in Berkeley was going to skip the Trojans. Until we lost the Axe.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I stayed that whole game. Worst football experience of my life.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 7, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Several thoughts.

1. Dont make it sound like you are some sort of HARDCORE CAL FAN! You stayed the whole game, because you werent on break off band. Although, to be fair, IIRC, I was. That’s neither here nor there, tho. You stayed, because you had to.

2. One of the greatest football experiences of my life. Sure, we got crushed. And by USC. But man, that was such a fun day.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 7, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

No, you’re right, it’s pretty clear that I am merely some fair-weather Cal fan, and the moment things turn sour, I’m gonna start rooting for the Baby Bruins. I don’t know what I was thinking, trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes like that.

I’m glad you had fun that day. I did not. At all. In any way, shape or form.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 7, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I KNEW YOU WERE A SECRET UCLA FAN! I’VE WON YET AGAIN!!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 7, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do you want Alabama season tickets?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He wants to wear his Andy Ludwig jersey to every game

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not getting the Arrington jersey.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I proppose a trade:

You give me the jersey, and I’ll teach you the ‘secrets’ to putting something in block quotes successfully. You’ll be a real grown up then!

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

HydroTech

Do you think any of the longtime coaches/assistants remember you from your ‘playing’ days?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

No.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this is the answer I was looking for

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, the answer you’re looking for is “yes.”

I thought you meant my playing days as in when i played… which would be “no” because I didn’t play for Cal. However, after re-reading your comment, I realized you meant my ‘playing days’ as in, well, you know. Therefore, the answer is “yes.”

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My brain and foot just exploded.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused by that comment.

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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So, then, can you get back on the field or anything during practices or games?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a whole new level of confused!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 6, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… actually, I just saw that you said " ‘playing’ " days.

So, actually, the answer is yes.

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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

for clarification, I thought you meant “playing days” in its true literal meaning.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused. What did you think he meant?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 6, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

My brain and foot just exploded.

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by HydroTech on Mar 6, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean it’s an EPIDEMIC?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 7, 2009 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

First, bird flu and not this?!??!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 7, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I found chemistry T-shirts!!!

http://www.digitalmilitia.com/roofies-shirt.php?#shirt


roofies…yum!

it’s crazy how easy it is to make these compounds. The problem, for at home laboratories, is always ventilation and adequate bench space.

http://www.methspace.com/Making%20Meth.htm

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

a derivative of diazepam…crazy!

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Due to lowered inhibitions and facilitating potential sexual conquest, Roofies are responsible for 79.384% of breeding by ugly people.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

marijuana should be delivered differently

pure THC would be easy to isolate from pot leaves. Mix it with a diet pepsi and such. It would avoid all the unfiltered inhalation issues. Of course, I bet we’d see more overdose issues. Let me know if you peeps need my pager #

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

how do you overdose on THC? you’d probably overdose on Pepsi first.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

really? I haven’t looked at the PK/Tox proifile. A large amount of any drug will kill you, especially if users can just add drops of 100% pure THC – even safe drugs like aspirin or penicillin. THC, in it’s current vehicle of leaves/smoke, offers a much lower dose of the actual agent. Enough to get you high as shit, but I’m sure users will take it too far…perhaps even to levels no one thought possible.

Does this mean I have a client?

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by carp on Mar 6, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, sure, in high enough doses, anything can kill you, even water. however, i’ve never heard of there being a lethal dose of THC. doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist, just that it’s about as benign a drug as i can think of.

if you could isolate the THC like you talk about above, i’m pretty sure you’d have a lot of clients.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-true-stories-behind-5-famous-wtf-images/

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

Leon Powe is playing very well on ESPN vs. the Cavs

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 5:50 PM PST reply actions  

OH MAN POWE JUST ABUSED ZYDRUNAS ILGAUSKAS

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

is “ZYDRUNAS ILGAUSKAS” a real person, or did your cat just run across your keyboard?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He''s a real person

A real TALL person

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

playing well

and posting from the bench. Mobile posting is enabled for me, bitches.

by LeonPowe on Mar 6, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Baby hands out handjobs on the team plane between games. He’s also slightly taller.

by LeonPowe on Mar 6, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon, Leon. We all know you’re really 6’5"

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you give us your best Jerome Randle impression in the second half?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You want Leon to start shooting 35 foot 3s?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Every single possession.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it’s the same as Big Baby shooting 24 foot jumpers.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice shot.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

my range is seriously about 3 feet.

by LeonPowe on Mar 6, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what makes you The Show™

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul Pierce is such a fucking ball hog. Give me the ball!

by LeonPowe on Mar 6, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Shank him multiple times in a Boston nightclub.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

that may be an overreaction. plus he’s not hitting on my girl.

by LeonPowe on Mar 6, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve got to put up 40 in the 4th. That’ll convince Doc to start you.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Season High woop woop

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you laugh at Scal as much as I do?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s a great practical joker. once he put eddie house’s underwear in the freezer. what a card!

by LeonPowe on Mar 6, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

GET THAT THIZZZZ OUT

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU DONT KNOW BIG Z?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 6, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist knows something Ragnarok doesn’t???

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

if it in any way relates to the NBA, chances are i don’t know it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 6, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you mock Lithuanians!!!! We’ll be collecting all of our beets from Vilnius to throw at you now!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Mar 6, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll try to put up a 20 and 11 next game too.

by LeonPowe on Mar 6, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

When you give Leon 20 and 11 money, Leon will give you 20 and 11.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Bills 32 point comeback versus Houston is on NFL Network right now

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I have NFL Sunday Ticket too

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Such a 20th century thing

I watch most sports online, including the Bills.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t have Red Zone Channel online.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 6, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If the NFL can get something like NBA League Pass Online I’d do it. The fact that DirectTV has a monopoly on it is so stupid, as is anything concerning current NFL TV regulations.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 6, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I only respond to requests from the CGB community.

by LeonPowe on Mar 6, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m drunk.
How’s that for a request?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 7, 2009 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Aaron Brooks went bananas.

by LeonPowe on Mar 7, 2009 3:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s unpleasantly like being drunk said Ford.

What’s so unpleasant about being drunk said Arthur

You ask a glass of water said Ford.*

*done from memory

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