DBD 3.04.09 What Was Living in Cal Like?
As part of Twist's ongoing plans to expand the CGB Empire, he desires to know about the nobles .who are plotting around him to usurp his throne. We've already had many significant missions subjugating the vassals upstairs in Eugene, but now he wants to know more about us equals. Or something. Or maybe it's me. You don't know, more to the point, you don't care.
We know all about your Cal history. What was your Cal life like outside of sports? Started out in isolated Foothill (like me), get the beefcake of Bowles, or were you like most of us rocking out in the units? Did you enjoy your time in the dorms?
What was the post-dorm experience like? Were the frat boy/sorority girl stereotypes overrated or not hammered home enough? Were co-ops bang for the buck? Who else got screwed by their corrupt and incompetent apartment managers?
Twist'll have significant links soon enough. In the meantime, stare at this tree or answer the questions.
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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i lived in emeryville for my junior and senior years. totally worth it to get away from the noise and shitty traffic/roads.
also, being so close to trader joe’s is always a plus.
i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*
What DOESNT one do in Emeryville? Its a magical wonderland filled with gumdrop fairies and leprauchan balloons!

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drive by pixar studios and hang out at pak 'n save at night
also, oaks casino
i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*
That’s where Pixar is? What a magical place.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions
The Oaks: My home away from home
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the part where i mentioned oaks
it was bound to cause confusion
i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*
Note to self: post this picture every day.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
This is waaaaay more important that Cal Bear stuff....
Lou Holtz was on Hannity last night. I’m surprised the world didn’t explode.
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Thank you for that link vassal-slave. It amuses me greatly. I tire of it now, bring me my concubines.
PS NOBODY TELL MRS. TWISTNHOOK ABOUT THE CONCUBINES!!??!?!
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NOBODY TELL MRS. TWISTNHOOK ABOUT THE CONCUBINES!!??!?!
Oh…crap….
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 7:45 AM PST up reply actions
It ain’t no fun if CaliforniaCMB can’t get some…
by CaliforniaCMB on Mar 4, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
How many Rishi's is she?
The over/under is 2.5 Rishi’s would equal Megaladon Orca Chub chick. I’m taking the over…
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
…and yes, the punctuation sucks.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
For cereal, I mean you used apostrophes!! Whats up with that
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if you had an editing funtion I wouldn’t have a problem.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
If we had an editing function, we might still have Olsonist!
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Clearly, our children isn’t learning. We need to shut down all schools in CGB North, because they isn’t working. Long story short, now all CGB North denizens will have to learn in underground radical Islamic madrassa. Its the only way!
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Mens bball heads to Arizona:
California Golden Bears (21-8, 10-6) at Arizona Wildcats (18-11, 8-8)
Thursday, March 5, 7:30 p.m. PT, McKale Center, Tucson, Ariz..
Radio: KYOU (1550 AM) TV: Fox Sports Net
California Golden Bears at Arizona State Sun Devils (21-7, 10-6)
Saturday, March 7, 11 a.m. PT, Wells Fargo Arena
Radio: KYOU (1550 AM) TV: CBS
Heading into the final weekend of the regular season, California (21-8, 10-6) heads to Arizona and Arizona State this weekend. Cal split last weekend’s final two contests in Berkeley, topping USC in overtime on Thursday but falling to UCLA on Saturday. The Golden Bears, currently tied for third in the Pac-10 with the Sun Devils, play Arizona on Thursday, March 5, at 7:30 p.m. at the McKale Center. Last weekend, junior guard Patrick Christopher scored a career-high 29 points against USC and 16 points against UCLA. Christopher currently stands at No. 26 in the school’s all-time career scoring list.
In the NCAA statistics, Cal currently ranks among the nation’s top 15 in field goal shooting (7th, 49.0), three-point shooting (1st, 43.9) and free throw shooting (12th, 75.9%). No other school in the country rates in the top 15 in all three categories.
Junior guard Jerome Randle continues to lead the squad in scoring with 17.8 ppg and has been the Bears’ leading scorer in 17 of 29 games. He is dishing out 5.1 apg, the best in the Pac-10 right now, and is fourth on the team in steals with 21. On Cal’s career chart, Randle is seventh in assists (358) and sixth in three-pointers (144). He is also within striking distance of the school record for three-pointers in a season, having drained 66 this year, just two shy of the 68 by Ryan Drew in 1990.
The Bears continue to pace the nation in three-point accuracy, connecting on 43.9 percent of their attempts. Junior forward Theo Robertson is currently No. 3 in three-point accuracy at 52.2 percent (min 1.5 made per game). Robertson recently moved into first place in the Cal record books for career three-point shooting accuracy at 44.3 percent.Monty quotes:
BERKELEY -California head coach Mike Montgomery spoke with Bay Area media at his weekly press conference on March 3. The Golden Bears travel to Arizona Thursday and Arizona State Saturday.
On the difference between Arizona now and earlier this season:
They’ve gotten a lot better and they’ve gone small. They present tough matchups with [Chase] Budinger at the four. They’re much more comfortable with their coaching situation and all their adjustments. Their defense has solidified what they want to do. So they’re much more confident in what they’re doing. Jordan Hill is quick, long, and he’s got a good shooting touch. He is one of the better offensive centers in the league and he’s real quick to the ball. He provides a nice backdrop for them in their zone because he can block shots. They gamble out a little bit on the ball and he’s able to patrol behind the ball in the zone and cause problems with his length. He’s got a very quick first step for a big guy, so to guard him with your own big makes it easier for him to get a first step by him to go to the basket, and if you play him with someone smaller he can go above them.
On the specific players behind UA’s improvement::
Well, they have three really good players and their role players know their roles. They can get big numbers out of [Nic] Wise, [Chase] Budinger and [Jordan] Hill. It’s comes at three different positions: big, wing, and little. [Zane] Johnson has become a reliable shooter and [Kyle] Fogg has had some big games. However, if you go past their sixth their minutes fall off dramatically. They’re using that same group and having Johnson and Fogg able to shoot allows them to spread court and play the way they are trying to play. They’re also getting great energy on defense with that group.
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Cal women end season at home:
Thursday, March 5, 7:00 p.m.: No. 18 Arizona State at No. 9 Cal (Radio: KALX 90.7-FM, TV: none)
Saturday, Mar. 7, 12:30 p.m.: Arizona at No. 9 Cal (Radio: KALX 90.7-FM, TV: none)
The California Golden Bears (23-4, 14-2 Pac-10) open up their final two-game home stand of the season with a key game against the No. 18 Arizona State Sun Devils (22-6, 14-2 Pac-10). The Bears play their final home game of the 2008-09 regular season Saturday, March 7, when they host the Arizona Wildcats (11-16, 4-12 Pac-10).
The Bears and Sun Devils are currently locked in a tie for second place in the Pac-10 standings. They are both just one game behind the Stanford Cardinal in a three-way race for the Pac-10 regular season championship and the No. 1 seed in the Pac-10 Tournament. ASU comes into the game riding a 14-game winning streak. The Sun Devils have not lost a game since the Bay Area school swept ASU in Tempe to start Pac-10 play.
Cal comes into the game looking to rebound from last week’s heartbreaking loss at UCLA that dropped it into a second-place tie in the Pac-10. Despite the loss, Cal managed to remain in the top-10 in the polls. They have been ranked in the top-10 for 12 weeks this season in the AP Poll and for all 17 weeks, including the preseason poll, in the USA Today/ESPN Coaches’ poll.
Prior to the UCLA game, the Bears had been in control of their own destiny in regards to earning the program’s first Pac-10 regular season championship. The Bears can still win the title, but it will require a pair of Cal victories and at least one Stanford loss. Arizona State also still has a chance to become the Pac-10 champion if they sweep Cal and Stanford this week. All three teams are currently ranked in the top-25 with Stanford moving up to No. 2 in both polls this week.
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This is from the above link, but I wanted to put it separate:
There is very good news for Cal fans in regard to the injury sustained by junior point guard Alexis Gray-Lawson in the first half of the UCLA game. Gray-Lawson went down with a knee injury just prior to halftime of the game. MRI results on the knee reveal she sustained a left knee sprain, but there was not any damage to the ligaments. Gray-Lawson’s status for Thursday’s game is listed as day-to-day and may be a game-time decision as to whether or not she will play.
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If she’s back for the tourney, then we should be fine.
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Canha named Player of the Week:
WALNUT CREEK, CALIF. – California sophomore outfielder/first baseman Mark Canha has been named the Pac-10 Baseball Player of the Week and Arizona State junior right-handed pitcher Mike Leake has been named Pitcher of the Week for Feb. 23 – Mar. 1, Commissioner Tom Hansen announced today.
Canha went 9-for-20 (.450) last week in Cal’s wins over Vanderbilt (4-3) and at Santa Clara (12-2), and in its three-game sweep at Long Beach State. The San Jose, Calif., native totaled seven runs scored, two doubles, two home runs and five RBI for the Golden Bears. Canha posted a .850 slugging percenage and .500 on-base percentage. For the year, the sophomore is hitting .419, eighth in the Pac-10, and holds a .806 slugging percentage (4th in the Conference) and a .455 on-base percentage.
This is the first player of the week honor for Canha and the 43rd all-time for Cal.
Due to rain, Cal’s (6-2) next home contest has been moved from Tuesday, March 3 to Wednesday, March 4 at 1:30 p.m. when the Bears host Bay Area opponent San Francisco (3-6) in a non-conference game at Evans Diamond.HUGE article on Brett Jackson:
The primary pet peeve among scouts is the tendency of some D-I programs to take batting practice with numberless jerseys, making identifying players frustratingly difficult. (Editor’s note: In fact, scouting directors brought this up to college coaches at their annual Winter Meetings get-together, and the college coaches remain somewhat stubborn on the matter.)
The University of California Golden Bears are an offender on this point. However, no one has a problem in picking out Brett Jackson, Cal’s 6-foot-2, 200-pound, lefthanded-hitting, righty-throwing center fielder.
Jackson sticks out with his high socks and distinct inward-turning, hand-pumping, leg-kicking, load-up and let-it-fly swing. Solidly built with a muscular and athletic frame, Jackson also possesses a distinct swagger on the field.
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Mens swimming goes to Pac10 championships:
BERKELEY, CALIF. -
Wed.-Sat., March 4-7 at Pac-10 Championships, Belmont Plaza Pool,
Long Beach, Calif. All Day
The No. 6-ranked California men’s swimming and diving team (6-2, 3-2) competes at the 2009 Pac-10 Swimming Championships this week (Wed.-Sat.) at the Belmont Plaza Olympic Pool in Long Beach. The Golden Bears will be looking to snap Stanford’s stranglehold on the Pac-10 meet as the Cardinal have won the team title 27 straight years. The last school to win the Pac-10 meet other than Stanford was Cal in 1980 and 1981. The Bears will also be looking to produce even more 2009 NCAA automatic qualifying times. So far this season, Cal has seven automatic qualifying times – sophomore Olympic gold medalist Nathan Adrian in the 50 (18.94, school record) and 100 free (41.83), sophomore Damir Dugonjic in the 100 breast (52.14, school record); and sophomore Guy Barnea (46.37) and senior David Russell (46.59) in the 100 back. The Bears also have automatic qualifying times in the 200 free (1:17.62, Adrian, senior Bennett Clark, sophomore Josh Daniels, sophomore Graeme Moore) and 400 free (2:50.15, Moore, Adrian, Daniels, Clark) relays. Cal has 19 other NCAA B qualifying marks, including the 200 and 400 medley relays and the 800 free relay. The Bears are coming off a fourth-place finish at the 2008 NCAA Championships and a second-place finish at the 2008 Pac-10 Meet. The Bears have five returning All-Americans; including Russell, the 2008 Pac-10 champion and NCAA third place finisher in the 200 back; Dugonjic, who placed second in both the `08 Pac-10 and NCAA meet in the 100 breast; and junior Sean Mahoney, who placed third in both the `08 Pac-10 and NCAA meet in the 200 breast. The Bears are the defending Pac-10 champs in the 200 free, 200 medley and 400 medley relays as well.
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Field hockey is SMART:
BERKELEY – Eleven California field hockey players are among the members of the 2008 NFHCA Division I National Academic Squad that was announced on Monday. This year’s total of Cal academic squad appointees bests the number of Golden Bears on the 2007 academic squad by two.
Student-athletes must receive a grade-point average of 3.30 or higher through the first semester of the 2008-09 academic year to receive this award
The Bears who received the honor this year are senior midfielder Gwen Belomy, who collected career highs in points (11), goals (4) and assists (3) during the 2008 season; senior defender Caroline Bistue, who posted career bests in points (16) and goals (8) in 2008; junior midfielder Caitlin Byrne; sophomore midfielder Kaitlin Duncan; freshman defender Kristen Goodman; freshman goalkeeper Maddie Hand; senior goalkeeper Kelly Knoche, who posted three shutouts and a goals-against average of 1.13 in 2008; freshman midfielder Jessica Kreck; sophomore midfielder Lisa Lohre; senior defender Rachel Moffitt, the 2008 MPSF Defender of the Year who became Cal’s all-time assist leader (36) by contributing a team-high 15 in her final season; and freshman goalkeeper Jessica Pizarek.
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A confession to make
Yesterday, I saw Arrested Development for the first time – three episodes.
It’s entertaining and I definitely laughed out loud. I can totally understand its appeal and will most definitely watch more episodes.
That said, I’m still a bigger fan of Friends, HIMYM, and Seinfeld-type sitcom humour and enjoy those more. But apologies to all the Arrested Development fans out there.
JAI HO!
Why apologize?
Arrested Development is a very good show, and it sucks that it was canceled, but its fans are so smug about it. Oh look at me, I “get” this show and it makes me better than all the peons!
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I get this show and it makes me better than you.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
I get this show, but it doesn’t make me better than anybody else.
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It definitely does!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Spazzy, you’re forgetting about a very important fact: it’s Twist.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
Spazzy can never forget me!
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TwistNHook that. You’re TwistNHooked up, Twist.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Are you for cereal? For cereal like TwistNHook?
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I’m bags for Chex.
…am I doing it right?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
You are officially never doing it right.
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You are unofficially always doing it wrong.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Being right. You are doing it wrong.
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You’re going to make the vassals think they deserve equal rights.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Want to hear a funny joke?
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The show isn’t even hard to “get”. Anything well written, usually isn’t.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
Okay, so I’m not the only one…
I don’t get why it’s so hard to enjoy Friends just because it’s popular.
JAI HO!
I "get" this show and it makes me better than all the peons
Yes. Yes. It does.
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
Kamp still is having calf issues, but should be better this weekend than last weekend.
Cal coach Mike Montgomery said sophomore forward Harper Kamp continues to rehab a strained calf, but that he will be ready to go Thursday night when the Bears face Arizona in Tucson.
"Harper’s having a hard time. That leg was probably not quite ready to go last Thursday and we used him quite extensively," Montgomery said, referring to the Bears’ win over USC. "It was very hard for him Saturday and it still lingers."Arizona’s Jordan Hill is improving and should play Thursday.
Will Jordan Hill be good to go on Thursday?
It’s looking good, said University of Arizona interim basketball coach Russ Pennell said Tuesday on the Pac-10 teleconference.
“We feel better that he’ll be ready to go on Thursday,” he said.
Hill has taken well to the treatment over the last two days.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
How I know that I'm mentally checking out of my job
I just watched that entire video.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
Tangentially Cal-related
Mentions Cal; baseball switching away from sign language to qb-style wristbands.
SOMEONE COVER CRABTREE PLEASE
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
My freshman friend keeps on telling me he wants to pledge a Cal frat this fall. I know nothing about frats. Is there any difference between any of them?
LOL
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
The main difference between them is the color of the popped-collar polos they wear
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
surprisingly, yes
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Coors Light? Keystone Light? Natty Lite?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
He said “beer”, the last two don’t qualify as such.
As for Coors Light, it’s always been a mystery to me why more people don’t pick it over Bud Light.
I outworthless the Maharg.
Because Coors Light tastes like water?
I hate Bud Light too, but it has a slight beer taste.
JAI HO!
BREAKING NEWS: Half of the CGB just tested positive for HGH. Congress expected to hold hearings. Details at noon.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I need some more HGH right now. I’m sore as hell after working out the past few days after not having worked out for almost two months.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
Only if it’s Nasty Ice!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
The difference is Drinkability…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
Coors Light tastes like better water than Bud Light. Or at least less worse.
I outworthless the Maharg.
many of my feelings on the subject can be found in this comment
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
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Recd
Because people didn’t rec the original comment, which was incisive and helpful.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Well, DKE was just shut down, so I think that makes it different from the others.
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That’s what I’m told. My wife used to be an adviser at her sorority so still gets all the informational emails.
Yea
Four years.
For “hazing, fire and life safety violations, social code violations, and non-compliance with prior sanctions.”
I outworthless the Maharg.
Cal Recruiting News
Cal also a serious player for top DT Cassius Marsh
“Right now, I’d have to say my top five would go Cal, USC, UCLA, Tennessee and Arizona State, but at this point right now, I’d say Cal’s probably my greatest interest…Cal’s business program is amazing. They’re also consistently good in football and their defensive lineman go to the NFL. If I go there, I have a chance to play as a freshman and the opportunity to play all four years is very attractive to me. They’re recruiting me as a strong side defensive end. It’s basically a perfect fit for me.”
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
any dude that plays DT and goes by Cassius is a Boad Certified Badass (BCB).
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
He’s WHITE too…
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All we need is a Maximus and Aurelius.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Stanfurd looking to run flying V with all tight ends
Stanford nabs 2010 tight end Swanson
Zach Swanson, a 6-foot-6, 205-pound tight end from Katy, Texas, has accepted a Class of 2010 offer from the Cardinal.
Stanford now has four commitments.
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
6-6 205
sounds like a Small Forward, not a football player…
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
Every night I cry inside thinking of what might have been if I lived in a normal place…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
So I lived in Unit 2.
I had the lovely triple that should have been a double. One roomate pledged a frat, got drunk most nights, left a large pile of puke stained clothes in the middle of the floor and asked me if I wouldnt mind being sexiled. He moved out, we got an unusal fellow who liked to watch American history X, and shaved his head. My third roomate was Jewish.
It was the life
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Was your roommate incredibly sheltered?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
I lived in Unit 2 as well, my roommate was an international student who basically lived in the music department.
On the day we moved out, he asked me what the guy who lived across the hall’s name was.
…the rest of my floor was pretty cool though.
I outworthless the Maharg.
We had one of those. She spoke about three words a day of English, the rest in Russian and smoked a lot. That blew.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe hindsight is 20/20 but I feel like I would have met more people that weren’t insane in the units. My two roommates freshman year were a homosexual African American (<—not that there’s anything wrong with that, just painting a picture) who spent 97% of his time talking to his girlfriends Qua-Shanika and Shahnice (<— names not made up), and a conservative christian Chinese EECS major who spent his spare time talking shit about my religious transgressions on his Xanga.
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My two roommates GFs slept over EVERY NIGHT…
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
I hope they didn’t ellipses in front of anyone.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Thats hot!
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No, that’s …
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Now, that’s hot!
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Rec’d for correct and unexpected apostrophe usage.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
I still have a few tricks left up my sleeve.
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No, I went with a dark olive green suit with a white shirt and penguin tie. But now Im out of court, so I took off the jacket and tie.
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Ya, it has penguins on it. ome are looking at each other in mutual admiration, but others are in the middle of a spat and arelooking away!
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You are emotionally empty.
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Flagged for insufficient cuteness.
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You know what's hot?
TwistNHook’s double-breasted BIRTHDAY suit
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
I made sure I went to bed at least 2 hours after everyone. But, I’m sure they did in the middle of the night and early morning.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
…….were they hot?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
NO AND HELLZ NAWW
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Oh well that sucks.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
did he hav a biggr cawk thanu?
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NO AND HELLZ NAWW
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
I… don’t know how to respond
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
That sounds like a sitcom Rishi would watch.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
It sounds a lot funnier than a sitcom Rishi would watch.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
OH SNAP!
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Im not sure I like where all this is going.
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Materchod
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lundh.
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Me Khafi Sundar Hu.
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We have reached the extent of my knowledge.
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He is referring to certain services Mrs. TwistNHook shall perform for him
I outworthless the Maharg.
One time I was speaking (poorly, of course) with a man, his wife, and their cute little daughter. I really really really really wante dto say “your daughter is gorgeous.”
So, of course, I actually say his wife is gorgeous. It went over poorly. Even in other languages, I’m awkard!
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i had a fairly normal, if introverted, eecs roommate in foothill. we got on fine, and the rest of my suitemates were cool. in the units, i had a freshman from texas who spent his time on unsuccessful runs for ASUC and a 35-year-old theater major. no idea why he was living in the dorms as a 35-year-old…was definitely weird watching putnam porn with those two.
i can be hit or miss regardless of where you live.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
While my roommates were pretty whack, two of my other suitemates were pretty cool. We would play pool until 4am. A lot.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
hahhaa
Maybe hindsight is 20/20 but I feel like I would have met more people that weren’t insane in the units. My two roommates freshman year were a homosexual African American (<—not that there’s anything wrong with that, just painting a picture) who spent 97% of his time talking to his girlfriends Qua-Shanika and Shahnice (<— names not made up), and a conservative christian Chinese EECS major who spent his spare time talking shit about my religious transgressions on his Xanga.
I don’t want to make light of your situation, but this would make a GREAT sitcom. I’m going to pitch this to Fox immediately.
way better than friends
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Ross was way better on The Wonder Years.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Well, it would involve a camera, two guys staring at their computer screens typing, and one guy on his cell phone. That was the extent of our interaction…..
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Wondering if I need to re-vote in the poll
Unit III was fun, even if the co-ed bathrooms were a bit odd (felt weird “doing business” when ladies were present, for fear of earning a nickname like “MassiveFarts” or "Plopper").
Paying off a corrupt apartment manager to get a decent apartment sucked, and then the roof caving in sucked harder, but on the whole the place was located in a great spot and facilitated attendance at football games.
Owning a car and living in Albany was awesome. Clean, comfortable living space, ample parking (day or night), less risk of carjacking, good eateries up and down Solano.
My girlfriend lived in a co-op one year. Those places are the suck. Everyone gorges the one day food was delivered, it was dirty, and dirty people seemed to enjoy living there. Yuck.
50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club
The apartment managers in Cal are beyond shady
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Here's a list of players who visited for our unofficial Junior Day
You can look them all up on the various scouting services. You’ll see this is basically a Who’s Who of 4- and 5-star 2010 prospects….
Jake Heaps, QB future 5-star
Cassius Marsh, OL 4
Erik Kohler, OL 4
Chris Ward, OL 4
Anthony Jefferson, WR 4
David Wilkerson, ILB 3-4
Lache Seastrunk, RB 5
Zac Stout, ILB 4
Trajuan Briggs, RB 4
Ronald Powell, OLB/DE 5
Khairi Fortt, LB 4-5
Mario Brown, RB 3
Trajuan Briggs had my favorite quote in which he said the Jr. Day at USC was “all right,” but when asked about Cal, he said he “loved it.” I’m thinking with the impending departure of Best to the NFL, we’ll be seeing two RBs… Jordon James and Trajuan Briggs seem to be our leaders at this point.
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I think the gameday really worked out well. That was excellent planning.
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
Apparently, Rece Davis has a blog, and the guys on Rivals found this cool quote from him:
“Of the many things I love about doing GameDay, I don’t know that there’s anything that causes a bigger adrenaline rush than hearing the crowd in the distance and having the decibel level rise as you get closer and closer to the floor. Cal went full Monty, all out to reach the hallowed upper echelon of GameDay crowds. It carried over to the game too.”
Also, could my Recruit OP be Rec’d because it’s Cal-related?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
We’re doing full blockquote …
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Linky to his blog or is it a Rivals pay subscription?
by CaliforniaCMB on Mar 4, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
What about Vereen, Slocum, Yarnway and Sofele? Anyone know who will jostle for second this year? Or is Vereen secure?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
I have to think Vereen is secure with the game experience he got last year along with his receiving skills. (Maybe Ludwig will rediscover the WR position next season)
Sofele is going to get some touches as well.
VEREEN VERY SECURE
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
If I were Slocum I’d transfer. Assuming I didn’t care about academics and hated Cal and had no friends.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
I figure that’s gonna be Sofele/Deboskie
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Negative.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
Any longterm injury, and he’s getting a whole bunch of touches per game… I think the fact that I’ve never seen him catch the ball has hurt him on the depth chart.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
i always thought Marcus O’Kieth is kind of like T Slo in the PT situation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTVeXRnbmQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJyL2r6KL2M&feature=related
Remember, we’re one injury away from him seeing significant PT.
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maybe we could get a Cal/NFL preseason Mo-duce highlight reel w/ Mac Dre?
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rec'd
Wow, I didn’t even know he was in the NFL. Good for him. Quality guy. Glad to see him get some time on Sundays.
I rec people.
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that might have been preseason, no?
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Yes, it was preseason but nevertheless, it’s nice to see him in a pro jersey.
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There are a few more guys to be added to this list later
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
1 year was enough for me
It took 3years away to lose all the weight I gained.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 4, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
heh.
two years for me.
though parts are a blurr.
Go Bears Go
3 Years...
Freshman year it was all male. Sophomore year there were two broads. Junior year it was fully co-ed. Then I GTFO.
Fraternity
I came to Cal in Fall ’08 as a junior transfer and moved right in to AGO as a boarder, and pledged that semester. Christian Frat sounds like a huge oxymoron, but I absolutely love it. I feel like if I had lived in Wada or Channing-Bowditch, I would have just sat around in my room lots of the time and not made any friends. The guys here are almost like a family to me, which is awesome. Other fraternity perks (for me at least): Coscto deliveries every week, cook who come 4 nights a week, and a massive HDTV, wii, and 360.
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
I know a couple AGO alums
cool people…still friends with them after college. not nearly as lame as the moniker “christian frat” would imply.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
You know, deep down inside, they think you’re going straight to hell.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
I know I am
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Surprisingly, that doesn’t hurt the friendship. Which is a sign of a good christian.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Many Christians believe Im going to hell ,too!
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BTW, Bowles for a year and then at Maharg’s moms house for 3 years. I wasnt sure about that, but she really wanted me to move in. To take our relationship to the next level. It was a terrible, terrible 3 years.
PS at that time, Maharg was still, I believe, in high school. AWKWARD!
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Look, don’t be fronting, I bought you and your friends a LOT of alcohol. You owe me big!
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You lived outside in the bushes for three years, like a bum and talked to yourself about “honking” the whole time. It was really creepy.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
But I still bought you that beer, didn’t I?
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That can’t be true. How could you live in Bowels for a year?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Bowles first year, Fraternity house second year, Studio Apartment third year (block away from my fraternity house), Apartment with first year roommates 4th year.
I think it was a pretty flawless model, each year worked out really well for where I was in my studies (not going to class).
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BRANDON SMITH HAS MADE THE FINAL 5 FOR ESPN GATORIDE NATIONAL PLAYER OF THE YEAR
He’s the PG who will be grayshirting this fall (depending how the chips fall, he may still get a scholarship this year).
This is an incredibly prestigious award, and I think he’s earned it as the starting PG on a dominant team (De La Salle) all 4 years of his HS career.
Also, he is the best friend (their fathers are best buds also and raised them together when they were young) of future WR walk-on Spencer Hagan, whom coaches all around the Bay have said is a definite D-I starter some point down the road.
Some past winners of the ESPN Gatorade National Player of the Year: LeBron, Dwight Howard, Greg Oden, Jrue Holiday
I don’t have a link for this yet, but more on this later
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Actually, this may be just for CA
but STILL… BIG UPS!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
I think they’re using him to recognize the achievements of a true team player— a quality guy off the court
Plus, he’s got offers. His grayshirting is different in that he understands our situation with the many Seniors on our squad next year
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
I temped at the company in charge of doing the Gatorade National Player of the Year award. Yeah, I remember that…day. They were prepared to give me eight hours of work doing data entry of applications from each high school coach, and I did them all in three. They paid me for four. The lesson as always: drag your feet if people are willing to pay you for being inefficient.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
LIVE CHAT FOR BAKETBALL AT 1PM AT THE BLOG SITE
http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/
No need to scour CoCoTimes
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Tbred, this guy needs your guidance
Why is it so hard to find good single girls here at Cal?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
sounds like an Ask Danzig to me!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
I question where you found this
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Rishi, should I look for girls at a frat party, house party, rave party, coop orgy, or People’s Park?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
All of the above. Frat party for ease, house party for convenience, rave party for boredom, coop party if you don’t have enough body hair yourself, and People’s Park for FOOD4SEX programs.
NEXT QUESTION!
JAI HO!
Rishi, if you’re attracted to a dormmate, do you go for it or stay as far away as possible?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
GO FOR IT! GO FOR IT!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
dont. painful because there is no way it ends well.
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by 408 on Mar 4, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
sure, the outcome may be awful
But that doesn’t matter if the process is so enjoyable.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Rishi, what was the best plotline during the Friends saga?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Rishi: Now that The Bachelor’s over, what will I watch?
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Why is Friends so great, in 100 words or more? No cheating, must be real words that make real sentences!
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll actually address this one seriously, but at a later time when I have less work.
But for starters – it’s funny, it’s entertaining, it’s relatable, plenty of classic one-liners, and the situations mimic real life (did I already say relatable?)
NEXT QUESTION!
JAI HO!
What’s the best restaurant to take a girl to at Cal?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Take her to Smart Alec’s. It’ll teach her to eat healthy and not get fat and if it takes a nice restaurant for her to like you, she’s not worth it.
NEXT QUESTION!
JAI HO!
What’s the worst restaurant to take a girl to at Cal?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Chez Panisse.
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Mario’s La Fiesta on Telegraph. Proper restaurant, so it raises expectations. Mexican, so it’s self-explanatory.
NEXT QUESTION!
JAI HO!
I loved Marios The Party, too, but it always left a big welt on my palm.
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Hydro touched me in my fajita plate.
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Fajita-tastic!
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I might hate apostrophes, but I LOVE dashes.
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The situations mimic real life?
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I rarely find myself carrying my brothers triplets. But hey, now we learned something new about Rishi, i guess.
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My lesbian ex-wife is carrying my children. I don’t know how you got so shafted.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I’m pretty sure you know how I got shafted.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You hated the last six seasons of the show?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
The best comment from that thread
There are some pretty desperate girls, too. Go to the math classes.
I outworthless the Maharg.
That is more true than you would know it.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
They are single and desperate for a reason...

I think you all know what that pic is…
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
actually, I don't know what that picture is
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Actually none of us know what that pic is.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions

In all your dealings with the internet, you’ve never seen this pic????!!!1
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Ask either T-Bred or Rishi. They know ALL the hot ladies, apparently.
Disclaimer: Must only like Indian girls.
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I know what you mean. You think it’s hard to find indian girls? Try looking for Armenian girls in the NYC.
Don’t they all move back to Glendale when they’re done with their college thing and marry Armenian boys?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
danzig, are you the Armenian Comedian?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Hey! I know what chicks too! … Their historical gender politics just don’t float my boat
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
white*
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
what?
historical gender politics
u mean u don’t like girls that are, shall we say, quasi-dominant.
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No. I just like women who have been sexually oppressed for centuries and are secretly freaks. Obviously.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Rishi can be our Wingman
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Former Giants minor leaguer, who was traded for 10 maple bats, dies of a drug overdose.
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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Wow. Just Wow.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Niners: no Waner
Giants: no Manny
this sucks.
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yes…but Manny = good for bay area baseball.
plus, the giants weren’t a threat even with him. It would make for a better summer though.
They could afford him if Sabean didn’t make a bunch of dumbass offers to overrated/over-the-hill free agents over the last 5 years.
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by 3 mil/season? that’s what, 3 DeShaun Foster’s?
Boldin on the other hand…
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Don’t underestimate the value of three million. A couple million here, a couple million there – soon, we’re talking about real money.
JAI HO!
Mclueless said he didn’t even make him an offer despite all glitter.
all sauce, no meat.
That guy, imo, is a sleazeball.
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the problem with the niners is that one move they make does not correlate with the next move they make. For example:
Mike Martz gets shit canned.
Singletary/Mclueless take two months to find a coordinator.
Niners higher old fart Jimmy Raye who has a boring and an excellent ineffective track record.
Singletary proclaims they’ll play “physical with an F” football
Shaun Hill is not proclaimed as The Man.
Niners interested in Warner
Warner says no to stay in Fenix…FENIX!
Housh signs with the Seahawks.
it wouldn’t surprise me if they draft Mauluga, despite all of their other needs, if he’s available at 10.
I NEED A COMPETENT GM!
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Josh Morgan was drafted last year
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I’m on the “Say no to Crabtree/Harvin in Round 1” bandwagon.
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Say yes to Robiskie, Nicksin later rounds, if available
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
That.
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This.
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Well I was thinking more Heyward-Bey… in fact, I think he’s the only WR taken in the 1st round. Like last year all the WRs will be taken in the 2nd and 3rd rounds.
One thing I learned about the draft is they NEVER do what you think they’re going to do in the 1st and 2nd rounds. If you think they’ll never take Heyward-Bey in the 1st… then it’s likely they will etc.
I think Robiskie is the best WR in the draft, then Crabs.
Is Toomer still looking around?
Crabs will be taken early, although I somewhat agree with you on Robiskie
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DHB = Ashley Lelie
Fast 40, not cuts or side to side speed.
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He was never going to be a Niner… he was just using the talks as leverage… Remember, franchises can’t talk to each other
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Could be, but I don’t believe the… “we just wanted to screw with the Cards” theory… cuz that shit will come back to haunt you. It’s so easy for the Cards to do the exact same thing back to you next year.. If the purpose was to cost the Cards a few extra million then that crap will come right back at you next year.
I don’t doubt that team owners can be petty… but for something this big (holding highly publicized meeting)… it just doesn’t seem logical that management would risk retaliation just to mess with a rival.
I think Warner was considered a real candidate, but it wasn’t a right fit esp with Hill in the wings.
As=Nomar!
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I know! Plus bocro’s unhappy, which I find extremely funny. They couldn’t give him away! He’s not worth a 40-man roster spot to anyone in the league!
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True story: My high school friend’s sister dated Crosby for a long time, not sure if this i still ongoing
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
well he was a Dirtbag (Long Beach St) product.
my guess is that he went he joined the notorious Oakland A’s frat house and traded her in for an upgrade groupy. I believe they’re known to frequent the Walnut Creek scene (Dub C as Twist calls it).
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I actually think they’re married now. Unconfirmed.
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hopefully she can tell him to stand closer to the plate, to not be a pussy made of glass, and to hit the low and away slider (if it’s a strike) to the right-center gap for an easy two-bagger.
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I’m glad you were so successful in your MLB career.
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Well, I went out injury free and with an ability to hit the ball the other way. And I wasn’t afraid to wear one. Frankly, I don’t know how he made it this far not being able to do these things. Guys at his level of college ball would own him and he would have never sniffed even been a first round draft pick.
I’d be willing to bet once he switched to wood bats he backed off the plate (cuz he couldn’t instantly turn on the inside cheese) thus starting his epic fall.
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I did see Dan Haren once in WC. He was tall!!!!!!!!
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did he have permastuble on his face?
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Yes, yes he did. Better than pussyface, tho.
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I agree. Permastubble is better than being clean shaven.
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I think Mulder got with one of my wife’s distant friends…no yoke!
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things are looking mighty fine through my green & gold colored glasses. I think the pitching will shock the hell out of everyone who’s not familiar with Cahill/Gio/Brett Anderson/Mazzaro/Gallagher/Outman etc.
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And our O isnt half bad anymore.
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I know! I had a dream Holliday was signed to a modest extension. Then I woke up!
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Pete Carroll's Twitter status
Talking football philosophy with the coaches this morning… One of my favorite meetings of the year!!!
HAHA
Whatever happened to the band OMC? Love their stuff, especially “How Bizarre”
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Wilner’s got a piece on the Pac-10 commish. Bowlsby or Alderson look like the guy (to him). I’m going with Sandy!
He also thinks we might be trying to get a Pac10 network, similar to the (surprisingly) successful Big10 network
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Is Sandy Alderson attempting to try every executive position in sports?
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LIVE CHAT AT http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/ VERY SOON
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which sport?
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nasketball
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will this also serve as CC Times annual ping pong coverage?
OH SNAP!
nah, I do like that the bears actually play some defense…not like the NBA where they only play D for 10-15 games/year.
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This Faraudo guy knows his stuff about Pac-10 basketball
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that’s for sure. he puts YO to shame
I just have a mild interest in hoops.
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not like the NBA where they only play D for 10-15 games/year.
Uhh…yeah…sure…
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u watch the warriors games?
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FTW
warriors bball = ping pong
exciting in its own right.
boring on a whole new level.
didn’t the NHL outdraw the NBA last year?
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Yeah, because it’s dirt cheap to attend an NHL game. Courtside seats at some of the big market NBA games draw over $2000. Compare TV ratings between the two and it’s a joke. The NHL is in serious financial trouble for the next decade.
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Oh, everyone’s going to feel the pinch. But the NHL and MLB have far mor serious issues to work out, and some incompetent leaders at the top to sort it out.
The NBA already has a Collective Bargaining Agreement pitch in the works in 2010 that should fix most of the problems of its old CBA.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
damn, I can’t believe someone would pay that much money for bball. You think that will last through Great Depression II? Just go hang out in Bay View for awhile! There’s high quality hoops there.
Hockey, btw, isn’t inexpensive either. Tickets are very pricey. The Sharks are actually doing well, too.
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Take a look at where half the NHL teams are (Carolina, Columbus, Nashville? The Canadian cities?). It is way cheaper to buy tickets in those places.
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sigh...there's only 2 cities in the NHL
San Ho and Detroit
SHARKS OR BUST!
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Red Sox/Patriots country
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Columbus Blue Jackets!!!
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
Aren’t they on track for the playoffs for the 1st time this year?
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They are “on track”, but everyone around here expects them to blow it. Cautious optimism. The jilted pessimism is reminiscent of Cal fans, and it’s only taken 9 years.
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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
Well, I did go to a game in a half empty garden that happened to be on the same night as an ALCS Game 7 that was played in town..
The Warriors exist in a wormhole. Watch the half of the league that goes to the playoffs.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
I might watch a few warriors games a year. There’s no way I could watch a non-warriors game.
Attending a college game is fun though. I like to talk shit to the players.
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UGH HORRIBLE QUESTIONS
[Comment From Bear Backer]
What’s your opinion of how good Cal will be next year.
JAI HO!
Did Aaron Rodgers4President make an appearance?
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Often times, I am asked “Twist, why do you always make fun of Bruins Nation so much?”
The answer is, inevitably, because they make it so easy. I don’t want to do this. I want to have a relationship with them the same we have with a blog like Addicted To Quack (real relationship, not fake vassal-slave one). But again and again they make me do this and it is frustrating.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:07 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Rome is burning, Rep. Watson. Are you going to be Nero?
holy fuck rofl
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No kidding. Nero would have been crucified in today’s House of Representatives.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Just another sorry example of representing the people’s interests.
WHAT ELSE ARE REPS SUPPOSED TO DO?!
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I am dumber for having read that.
And even dumber for going to the link provided and reading the comments. Seriously? You can’t figure out the ZIP code for a Rep’s zone? I guess research isn’t done down south.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 4, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
I like to do research down South. But it has nothing to do with UCLA, Representatives, or the internet.
Well, sometimes the internet. Sometimes.
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Mind: Blown
There’s more insanity in this one paragraph than anyone can begin to deconstruct, but my favorite part is that the representative is taken to task for wasting time on the resolution when:
1) It probably took her 30 seconds to write the resolution if she even wrote it herself.
2) Any Bruin writing to her to complain is spending more time bitching about a meaningless resolution then they would EVER do to complain about actual important policy decisions, which if true would make the person a giant hypocrit.
3) The real reasons they’re pissed has nothing to do with governmental waste – they’re pissed that she’s honoring USC in any way. There was probably a stupid resolution honoring UCLA for its final four runs and I doubt anybody was using such over-dramatic language to complain when that happened.
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Stanfurd’s openly inviting anyone to become their kicker
“Damn, I knew we should have had a kicker on scholly and not so many tight ends”
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In an extension of NEXT QUESTION!
Rishi, what is your suggestion for students at Cal on where to live? Apartments, coops, dorms, frat row?
Freshman year, dorms, for the “experience” and networking. After that, apartments and strictly apartments, with at least one fling at an overpriced, cramped, but nice-if-sterile-looking Panoramic Management apartment (bonus points for Gaia). Live within a couple blocks of your friends, good food, and bars.
NEXT QUESTION!
JAI HO!
I’ve never “Networked” a day in my life…
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Not in the professional sense of the word.
Networking as in “you know more people on campus since there are a ton of people in your class living right next to you”.
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To start upa Cal blog? Why do you think I befriended Rags, CBKWit, Hydro, and YF. Because years later, I would need to use them. Isn’t that why I’m “friends” with anybody?
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I’m just using you for your worthlessness. At least until I find somebody more worthless!
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Rishi, what is your beef against the frats?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
Frat parties are like dorm food – good when you’re a freshman and know no better.
Most frats (not all, obviously) are full of obnoxious, collar-popping, grunt-in-the-gym guys and they’re annoying to be around.
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Rishi what’s the best bar to meet gals around the Cal campus?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
I would say Bear’s Lair due to sheer volume, but the girls at Beckett’s are far more approachable and it’s easier to have an actual conversation there.
NEXT QUESTION!
JAI HO!
Rishi, where’d you live during your four years, and how was it at each place?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Unit 3 Beverly Cleary, Freshman Year – Big rooms, but my floor was kinda boring, usually asleep by 2:30 am on Fridays, studied too much, but everyone got along and they were cool. Good experience
Gaia Loft Apartment, Sophomore Year – Panoramic Management is a ripoff, but this is the most baller apartment I have ever lived in. Awesome for having friends over, prepartying, and watching games. Useless for sleeping in. The Panoramic Room and rooftop were always handy and I used them a lot. Awesome view too. Good for one year.
Stadium Plaza, Junior Year – Pretty nice, but didn’t get my own room. Relatively spacious. It was new my junior year, so it was almost all young people – good community.
No-name apartment on Fulton, Senior Year – the best of all. I got a really good deal, had awesome roommates. The place wasn’t fancy, but it was centrally-heated and in a perfect location. I had my own room and it was pretty soundproof (also very big). Perfect for prepartying before hitting up the bars or clubs.
NEXT QUESTION!
JAI HO!
What’s the most overrated part about Cal?
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Given the choice of dating a girl who, instead of hair on her head, has a dome of unpolished granite or a girl with three eyes, the third eye being a normal eye, between the other two eyes, only sideways, which would you choose?
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Rishi, wheres the best place to meet guys around the Cal campus?
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You dont look like Rishi at all!
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i'm in soda now
And yes, it is a sausage fest.
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by 408 on Mar 4, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
More than my basement?
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Is your basement in Soda Hall?
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by 408 on Mar 4, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
$10 says Rishi says Beckett’s, although my experience last night says the opposite
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okay, serious question, forgive me i’m ignorant. But does “jai ho” actually mean something? Or is it just some sort of kind of meaningless music accent?
I rec people.
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“Jai Ho!” is more of an expression celebrating victory. Kinda like “Praise the Lord”, but with fewer relgious connotations.
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So “Ho” translates to “Lord”? How ripe for comedy!
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So, when an Indian woman climaxes in bed, does she scream “jajajaJAI HO!”
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Yes, but it’s an arranged climax.
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rec’d for likeliness
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Who’s pretending to be Nestor in the chat
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Nestorsaurus?
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Interesting article re: free throws
Interesting article re: free throws
I outworthless the Maharg.
This ‘TwistNHook as expletive’ thing needs to stop right here and now.
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You are that upset over a papercut? I hope for America’s sake, you never make it into the hands of the terrorists. You’d give up all the government secrets after they pushed you slightly.
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What do you give me for...
George W. Bush…

and convicted Berkeley Sea Scouts molester Eugene Austin Evans? I think it’s a solid 8.

read more about this creep here.
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Niners new plan: Get a bunch of QB’s that aren’t that good.
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Ruh roh: CGB headquarters must have been raided ("Cawkfighting").
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is there anything better than spring training baseball?
If you say “no” you’ve never been.

some random chick with my buddy K-Meezy’s gf.
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K-Meezy???
How much more ’burbs can you get?
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this coming from someone who’s from the O.C.
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lol… I’m from Long Beach by way of Little Tijuana (ghetto Anaheim)

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And this is what I think of whenever someone else mentions my hometown in this context (which happens surprisingly often).
Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue: Hey man, you’re not from here, alright. You don’t know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
Trent: Anaheim.
Sue: Whatever, man. It’s different out here. It’s not like New York, Mikey.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 4, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
But carp don’t know me
::Springer’s bald guy holds me back::
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don't be mistaken
I will blast you (if need be)
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Deciding where to go for grad school?
Let the cheerleaders decide……..SI’s Cheerleader of the Week index with thumbnails:
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I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
Elise from UCLA is cute……..except for the gopher teeth…..ouch!
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They really aren't a problem for me..
You see this chick at the beginning of every Pac-10 commercial
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No Cal representation…….expected or disappointed?
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But it's her best physical feature!
That “20 questions” feature is a riot. It doesn’t get more cliched than that…
Many years from now, when his name's recalled
Everyone will say, "He should have passed the ball"
-- Al Stewart, "Football Hero"
agreed…she watches WAY too much TV and “plays” a sport that requires way too much time to be a competitive pre-med major
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HOORAY PLAYOFFS!
The MWC presented the BCS with a proposal Wednesday to create an eight-team playoff system that would allow greater access to the national championship game to teams outside the six most powerful leagues.
Commissioner Craig Thompson and four university leaders from the MWC announced details on a conference call and the entire 2½-page proposal was posted on the league’s Web site.
“I will put this as bluntly as a I can,” said Tom Buchanan, University of Wyoming president and chairman of the MWC board of directors. "We all believe that change is needed. The current system is not fair and somebody needs to stand up and say that and ask for dialogue amongst all the parties involved.
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Aw jesus
LINK
The MWC presented the BCS with a proposal Wednesday to create an eight-team playoff system that would allow greater access to the national championship game to teams outside the six most powerful leagues.
Commissioner Craig Thompson and four university leaders from the MWC announced details on a conference call and the entire 2½-page proposal was posted on the league’s Web site.
"I will put this as bluntly as a I can," said Tom Buchanan, University of Wyoming president and chairman of the MWC board of directors. "We all believe that change is needed. The current system is not fair and somebody needs to stand up and say that and ask for dialogue amongst all the parties involved.
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Seriously
Superman has Kryptonite…
BearsNecessity has Quotation Blocks
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Alex Mack…getting drafted # 7 and reuniting with Jimmy Mac of your Oakland Raiders?
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Would be much more valuable if they got him with the 7th pick of the 2nd round… Do they have any tradeable picks or anything?
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Cameron Morrah gets some love at this video from Cal-obsessed Mel Kiper
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=3951296&categoryid=2459789
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I went to the dentist today to get x-rays. They had to put all those paper thingies into your mouth. I learned reason #1,290 why I could never suck dick. I have a terrible gag reflex.
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And there’s another thing I’m glad to know about Twist.
by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
JAI HO!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
Is Jai Ho the new Nailed It?
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JAI HO!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
perv Twist >>> up-tight no NSFW Twist
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I can’t help but believe that me maintaining a “no NSFW” policy here has nothing to do with me being “uptight” and more with just plain common sense.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
THIS
makes no sense.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
THIS
makes sense:

the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 5, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I see that there’s “UC Cal Bears” written next to the title of the page.
Doesn’t that mean “University of California Cal Bears,” then? Does that even make sense?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 4, 2009 10:30 PM PST reply actions
Marshawnthusiast Image Search:
TwistNHook: 
ragnarok: 
HydroTech: 
yellow fever: NSFW (naturally)
CBKFit: eh, sorry…I got nothin.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.





















































