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As part of Twist's ongoing plans to expand the CGB Empire, he desires to know about the nobles .who are plotting around him to usurp his throne. We've already had many significant missions subjugating the vassals upstairs in Eugene, but now he wants to know more about us equals. Or something. Or maybe it's me. You don't know, more to the point, you don't care.

We know all about your Cal history. What was your Cal life like outside of sports? Started out in isolated Foothill (like me), get the beefcake of Bowles, or were you like most of us rocking out in the units? Did you enjoy your time in the dorms?

What was the post-dorm experience like? Were the frat boy/sorority girl stereotypes overrated or not hammered home enough? Were co-ops bang for the buck? Who else got screwed by their corrupt and incompetent apartment managers?

Twist'll have significant links soon enough. In the meantime, stare at this tree or answer the questions.

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