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DBD 3.04.09 What Was Living in Cal Like?

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As part of Twist's ongoing plans to expand the CGB Empire, he desires to know about the nobles .who are plotting around him to usurp his throne. We've already had many significant missions subjugating the vassals upstairs in Eugene, but now he wants to know more about us equals. Or something. Or maybe it's me. You don't know, more to the point, you don't care.

We know all about your Cal history. What was your Cal life like outside of sports? Started out in isolated Foothill (like me), get the beefcake of Bowles, or were you like most of us rocking out in the units? Did you enjoy your time in the dorms?

What was the post-dorm experience like? Were the frat boy/sorority girl stereotypes overrated or not hammered home enough? Were co-ops bang for the buck? Who else got screwed by their corrupt and incompetent apartment managers?

Twist'll have significant links soon enough. In the meantime, stare at this tree or answer the questions.

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Poll
Where'd you enjoy living during your Cal years?
Dorms
7 votes
Frats
11 votes
Co-ops
2 votes
Apartments
26 votes
Not in Bezerkley!
3 votes
With my parents
0 votes
People's Park
3 votes

52 votes | Poll has closed

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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i lived in emeryville for my junior and senior years. totally worth it to get away from the noise and shitty traffic/roads.

also, being so close to trader joe’s is always a plus.

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Mar 4, 2009 7:32 AM PST reply actions  

But what does one do in Emeryville?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

What DOESNT one do in Emeryville? Its a magical wonderland filled with gumdrop fairies and leprauchan balloons!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

heyyyyy is that bay street?

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Mar 4, 2009 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

fuck

la la, lalala

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Mar 4, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

drive by pixar studios and hang out at pak 'n save at night

also, oaks casino

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Mar 4, 2009 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s where Pixar is? What a magical place.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The Oaks: My home away from home

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

The Oaks: You die inside, and leave with $$

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

don't forget oaks!

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by CBKWit on Mar 4, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

what part of his comment makes you think he forgot oaks?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

the part where i mentioned oaks

it was bound to cause confusion

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Mar 4, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm scanning quickly

la la, lalala

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Mar 4, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Note to self: post this picture every day.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for that link vassal-slave. It amuses me greatly. I tire of it now, bring me my concubines.

PS NOBODY TELL MRS. TWISTNHOOK ABOUT THE CONCUBINES!!??!?!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

NOBODY TELL MRS. TWISTNHOOK ABOUT THE CONCUBINES!!??!?!

Oh…crap….

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It ain’t no fun if CaliforniaCMB can’t get some…

by CaliforniaCMB on Mar 4, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

… Did someone call for my services?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

was this a christopher walken ‘yes’?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

How many Rishi's is she?

The over/under is 2.5 Rishi’s would equal Megaladon Orca Chub chick. I’m taking the over…

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

…and yes, the punctuation sucks.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

For cereal, I mean you used apostrophes!! Whats up with that

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

if you had an editing funtion I wouldn’t have a problem.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

If we had an editing function, we might still have Olsonist!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t you guys just click this?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

What is this editing button you speak of? I know of no such thing

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

and editing funtion?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

you see? I type, hit post then review. I need an edit function

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that the Bama fan of the week?

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 4, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

it could be, but I did that yesterday.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Here you go, my king!


It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, our children isn’t learning. We need to shut down all schools in CGB North, because they isn’t working. Long story short, now all CGB North denizens will have to learn in underground radical Islamic madrassa. Its the only way!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe you mean “are” children.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Are children isn’t learning!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Mens bball heads to Arizona:

California Golden Bears (21-8, 10-6) at Arizona Wildcats (18-11, 8-8)
Thursday, March 5, 7:30 p.m. PT, McKale Center, Tucson, Ariz..
Radio: KYOU (1550 AM) TV: Fox Sports Net

California Golden Bears at Arizona State Sun Devils (21-7, 10-6)
Saturday, March 7, 11 a.m. PT, Wells Fargo Arena
Radio: KYOU (1550 AM) TV: CBS

Heading into the final weekend of the regular season, California (21-8, 10-6) heads to Arizona and Arizona State this weekend. Cal split last weekend’s final two contests in Berkeley, topping USC in overtime on Thursday but falling to UCLA on Saturday. The Golden Bears, currently tied for third in the Pac-10 with the Sun Devils, play Arizona on Thursday, March 5, at 7:30 p.m. at the McKale Center. Last weekend, junior guard Patrick Christopher scored a career-high 29 points against USC and 16 points against UCLA. Christopher currently stands at No. 26 in the school’s all-time career scoring list.

In the NCAA statistics, Cal currently ranks among the nation’s top 15 in field goal shooting (7th, 49.0), three-point shooting (1st, 43.9) and free throw shooting (12th, 75.9%). No other school in the country rates in the top 15 in all three categories.

Junior guard Jerome Randle continues to lead the squad in scoring with 17.8 ppg and has been the Bears’ leading scorer in 17 of 29 games. He is dishing out 5.1 apg, the best in the Pac-10 right now, and is fourth on the team in steals with 21. On Cal’s career chart, Randle is seventh in assists (358) and sixth in three-pointers (144). He is also within striking distance of the school record for three-pointers in a season, having drained 66 this year, just two shy of the 68 by Ryan Drew in 1990.

The Bears continue to pace the nation in three-point accuracy, connecting on 43.9 percent of their attempts. Junior forward Theo Robertson is currently No. 3 in three-point accuracy at 52.2 percent (min 1.5 made per game). Robertson recently moved into first place in the Cal record books for career three-point shooting accuracy at 44.3 percent.

Monty quotes:

BERKELEY -California head coach Mike Montgomery spoke with Bay Area media at his weekly press conference on March 3. The Golden Bears travel to Arizona Thursday and Arizona State Saturday.

On the difference between Arizona now and earlier this season:
They’ve gotten a lot better and they’ve gone small. They present tough matchups with [Chase] Budinger at the four. They’re much more comfortable with their coaching situation and all their adjustments. Their defense has solidified what they want to do. So they’re much more confident in what they’re doing. Jordan Hill is quick, long, and he’s got a good shooting touch. He is one of the better offensive centers in the league and he’s real quick to the ball. He provides a nice backdrop for them in their zone because he can block shots. They gamble out a little bit on the ball and he’s able to patrol behind the ball in the zone and cause problems with his length. He’s got a very quick first step for a big guy, so to guard him with your own big makes it easier for him to get a first step by him to go to the basket, and if you play him with someone smaller he can go above them.

On the specific players behind UA’s improvement::
Well, they have three really good players and their role players know their roles. They can get big numbers out of [Nic] Wise, [Chase] Budinger and [Jordan] Hill. It’s comes at three different positions: big, wing, and little. [Zane] Johnson has become a reliable shooter and [Kyle] Fogg has had some big games. However, if you go past their sixth their minutes fall off dramatically. They’re using that same group and having Johnson and Fogg able to shoot allows them to spread court and play the way they are trying to play. They’re also getting great energy on defense with that group.

Pac10 Travel Info.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM PST reply actions  

Cal women end season at home:

Thursday, March 5, 7:00 p.m.: No. 18 Arizona State at No. 9 Cal (Radio: KALX 90.7-FM, TV: none)

Saturday, Mar. 7, 12:30 p.m.: Arizona at No. 9 Cal (Radio: KALX 90.7-FM, TV: none)

The California Golden Bears (23-4, 14-2 Pac-10) open up their final two-game home stand of the season with a key game against the No. 18 Arizona State Sun Devils (22-6, 14-2 Pac-10). The Bears play their final home game of the 2008-09 regular season Saturday, March 7, when they host the Arizona Wildcats (11-16, 4-12 Pac-10).

The Bears and Sun Devils are currently locked in a tie for second place in the Pac-10 standings. They are both just one game behind the Stanford Cardinal in a three-way race for the Pac-10 regular season championship and the No. 1 seed in the Pac-10 Tournament. ASU comes into the game riding a 14-game winning streak. The Sun Devils have not lost a game since the Bay Area school swept ASU in Tempe to start Pac-10 play.

Cal comes into the game looking to rebound from last week’s heartbreaking loss at UCLA that dropped it into a second-place tie in the Pac-10. Despite the loss, Cal managed to remain in the top-10 in the polls. They have been ranked in the top-10 for 12 weeks this season in the AP Poll and for all 17 weeks, including the preseason poll, in the USA Today/ESPN Coaches’ poll.

Prior to the UCLA game, the Bears had been in control of their own destiny in regards to earning the program’s first Pac-10 regular season championship. The Bears can still win the title, but it will require a pair of Cal victories and at least one Stanford loss. Arizona State also still has a chance to become the Pac-10 champion if they sweep Cal and Stanford this week. All three teams are currently ranked in the top-25 with Stanford moving up to No. 2 in both polls this week.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

This is from the above link, but I wanted to put it separate:

There is very good news for Cal fans in regard to the injury sustained by junior point guard Alexis Gray-Lawson in the first half of the UCLA game. Gray-Lawson went down with a knee injury just prior to halftime of the game. MRI results on the knee reveal she sustained a left knee sprain, but there was not any damage to the ligaments. Gray-Lawson’s status for Thursday’s game is listed as day-to-day and may be a game-time decision as to whether or not she will play.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

If she’s back for the tourney, then we should be fine.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully!

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Canha named Player of the Week:

WALNUT CREEK, CALIF. – California sophomore outfielder/first baseman Mark Canha has been named the Pac-10 Baseball Player of the Week and Arizona State junior right-handed pitcher Mike Leake has been named Pitcher of the Week for Feb. 23 – Mar. 1, Commissioner Tom Hansen announced today.

Canha went 9-for-20 (.450) last week in Cal’s wins over Vanderbilt (4-3) and at Santa Clara (12-2), and in its three-game sweep at Long Beach State. The San Jose, Calif., native totaled seven runs scored, two doubles, two home runs and five RBI for the Golden Bears. Canha posted a .850 slugging percenage and .500 on-base percentage. For the year, the sophomore is hitting .419, eighth in the Pac-10, and holds a .806 slugging percentage (4th in the Conference) and a .455 on-base percentage.

This is the first player of the week honor for Canha and the 43rd all-time for Cal.

Due to rain, Cal’s (6-2) next home contest has been moved from Tuesday, March 3 to Wednesday, March 4 at 1:30 p.m. when the Bears host Bay Area opponent San Francisco (3-6) in a non-conference game at Evans Diamond.

HUGE article on Brett Jackson:

The primary pet peeve among scouts is the tendency of some D-I programs to take batting practice with numberless jerseys, making identifying players frustratingly difficult. (Editor’s note: In fact, scouting directors brought this up to college coaches at their annual Winter Meetings get-together, and the college coaches remain somewhat stubborn on the matter.)

The University of California Golden Bears are an offender on this point. However, no one has a problem in picking out Brett Jackson, Cal’s 6-foot-2, 200-pound, lefthanded-hitting, righty-throwing center fielder.

Jackson sticks out with his high socks and distinct inward-turning, hand-pumping, leg-kicking, load-up and let-it-fly swing. Solidly built with a muscular and athletic frame, Jackson also possesses a distinct swagger on the field.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

Mens swimming goes to Pac10 championships:

BERKELEY, CALIF. -

Wed.-Sat., March 4-7 at Pac-10 Championships, Belmont Plaza Pool,
Long Beach, Calif. All Day

The No. 6-ranked California men’s swimming and diving team (6-2, 3-2) competes at the 2009 Pac-10 Swimming Championships this week (Wed.-Sat.) at the Belmont Plaza Olympic Pool in Long Beach. The Golden Bears will be looking to snap Stanford’s stranglehold on the Pac-10 meet as the Cardinal have won the team title 27 straight years. The last school to win the Pac-10 meet other than Stanford was Cal in 1980 and 1981. The Bears will also be looking to produce even more 2009 NCAA automatic qualifying times. So far this season, Cal has seven automatic qualifying times – sophomore Olympic gold medalist Nathan Adrian in the 50 (18.94, school record) and 100 free (41.83), sophomore Damir Dugonjic in the 100 breast (52.14, school record); and sophomore Guy Barnea (46.37) and senior David Russell (46.59) in the 100 back. The Bears also have automatic qualifying times in the 200 free (1:17.62, Adrian, senior Bennett Clark, sophomore Josh Daniels, sophomore Graeme Moore) and 400 free (2:50.15, Moore, Adrian, Daniels, Clark) relays. Cal has 19 other NCAA B qualifying marks, including the 200 and 400 medley relays and the 800 free relay. The Bears are coming off a fourth-place finish at the 2008 NCAA Championships and a second-place finish at the 2008 Pac-10 Meet. The Bears have five returning All-Americans; including Russell, the 2008 Pac-10 champion and NCAA third place finisher in the 200 back; Dugonjic, who placed second in both the `08 Pac-10 and NCAA meet in the 100 breast; and junior Sean Mahoney, who placed third in both the `08 Pac-10 and NCAA meet in the 200 breast. The Bears are the defending Pac-10 champs in the 200 free, 200 medley and 400 medley relays as well.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

Field hockey is SMART:

BERKELEY – Eleven California field hockey players are among the members of the 2008 NFHCA Division I National Academic Squad that was announced on Monday. This year’s total of Cal academic squad appointees bests the number of Golden Bears on the 2007 academic squad by two.

Student-athletes must receive a grade-point average of 3.30 or higher through the first semester of the 2008-09 academic year to receive this award

The Bears who received the honor this year are senior midfielder Gwen Belomy, who collected career highs in points (11), goals (4) and assists (3) during the 2008 season; senior defender Caroline Bistue, who posted career bests in points (16) and goals (8) in 2008; junior midfielder Caitlin Byrne; sophomore midfielder Kaitlin Duncan; freshman defender Kristen Goodman; freshman goalkeeper Maddie Hand; senior goalkeeper Kelly Knoche, who posted three shutouts and a goals-against average of 1.13 in 2008; freshman midfielder Jessica Kreck; sophomore midfielder Lisa Lohre; senior defender Rachel Moffitt, the 2008 MPSF Defender of the Year who became Cal’s all-time assist leader (36) by contributing a team-high 15 in her final season; and freshman goalkeeper Jessica Pizarek.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:53 AM PST reply actions  

A confession to make

Yesterday, I saw Arrested Development for the first time – three episodes.

It’s entertaining and I definitely laughed out loud. I can totally understand its appeal and will most definitely watch more episodes.

That said, I’m still a bigger fan of Friends, HIMYM, and Seinfeld-type sitcom humour and enjoy those more. But apologies to all the Arrested Development fans out there.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 8:24 AM PST reply actions  

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, yes I am.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Why apologize?

Arrested Development is a very good show, and it sucks that it was canceled, but its fans are so smug about it. Oh look at me, I “get” this show and it makes me better than all the peons!

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 4, 2009 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I get this show and it makes me better than you.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I get this show, but it doesn’t make me better than anybody else.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It definitely does!

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Spazzy, you’re forgetting about a very important fact: it’s Twist.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Spazzy can never forget me!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

TwistNHook that. You’re TwistNHooked up, Twist.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you for cereal? For cereal like TwistNHook?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m bags for Chex.

…am I doing it right?

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You are officially never doing it right.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You are unofficially always doing it wrong.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Being right. You are doing it wrong.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to make the vassals think they deserve equal rights.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Want to hear a funny joke?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you know any?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya, I got a real funny one right here:

VASSAL RIGHTS!

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

The show isn’t even hard to “get”. Anything well written, usually isn’t.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get what you just said.

by jello on Mar 4, 2009 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m an awful writer though.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

oh i get you

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, so I’m not the only one…

I don’t get why it’s so hard to enjoy Friends just because it’s popular.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Because it’s not funny?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t get it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

ding ding ding!

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by CBKWit on Mar 4, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

?

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by CBKWit on Mar 4, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

wait…….for……..ittttttttttttt

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 4, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I "get" this show and it makes me better than all the peons

Yes. Yes. It does.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Kamp still is having calf issues, but should be better this weekend than last weekend.

Cal coach Mike Montgomery said sophomore forward Harper Kamp continues to rehab a strained calf, but that he will be ready to go Thursday night when the Bears face Arizona in Tucson.

"Harper’s having a hard time. That leg was probably not quite ready to go last Thursday and we used him quite extensively," Montgomery said, referring to the Bears’ win over USC. "It was very hard for him Saturday and it still lingers."

Arizona’s Jordan Hill is improving and should play Thursday.

Will Jordan Hill be good to go on Thursday?

It’s looking good, said University of Arizona interim basketball coach Russ Pennell said Tuesday on the Pac-10 teleconference.

“We feel better that he’ll be ready to go on Thursday,” he said.

Hill has taken well to the treatment over the last two days.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Mar 4, 2009 8:54 AM PST reply actions  

c

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

damn it, i fail

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

is for cookie.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

How I know that I'm mentally checking out of my job

I just watched that entire video.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could mentally check out of my job today. Ugh.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Two can play that game!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Tangentially Cal-related
Mentions Cal; baseball switching away from sign language to qb-style wristbands.

by kolwave on Mar 4, 2009 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

Will coaches throw big play sheets instead of second base to make their point to the umpires now?

I bet that big thing could pick up some dirt a lot better than kicking it at the ump as well.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

They should adopt the Oklahoma State signs!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

SOMEONE COVER CRABTREE PLEASE

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

What the hell does the other sign say?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The other sign was real i think.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the other playcall betta.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah the other sign was real.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

this is stupid.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

My freshman friend keeps on telling me he wants to pledge a Cal frat this fall. I know nothing about frats. Is there any difference between any of them?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

yes, there are huge differences

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

what he said

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they drink different beers?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The main difference between them is the color of the popped-collar polos they wear

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

surprisingly, yes

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Lies, they all drink bud light

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Coors Light? Keystone Light? Natty Lite?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Nasty Ice.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

He said “beer”, the last two don’t qualify as such.

As for Coors Light, it’s always been a mystery to me why more people don’t pick it over Bud Light.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Because Coors Light tastes like water?

I hate Bud Light too, but it has a slight beer taste.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Do frat guys drink beer?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

No, they drink pure unadulterated steroid juice.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS: Half of the CGB just tested positive for HGH. Congress expected to hold hearings. Details at noon.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I need some more HGH right now. I’m sore as hell after working out the past few days after not having worked out for almost two months.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I interest you in a beer instead?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if it’s Nasty Ice!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

The difference is Drinkability…

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Coors Light tastes like better water than Bud Light. Or at least less worse.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

agreed

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

How about we forget them all and drink a Guiness instead?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Done!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

You have to shotgun out of the bottle.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Bring a straw and it’s all the same.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I still need to learn how to do this.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I like my Guinness on tap.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

In Ireland?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Recd

Because people didn’t rec the original comment, which was incisive and helpful.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh Snap!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

were they?

this…does not surprise me.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I’m told. My wife used to be an adviser at her sorority so still gets all the informational emails.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

confirmed

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea

Four years.

For “hazing, fire and life safety violations, social code violations, and non-compliance with prior sanctions.”

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

If they just kept it to hazing they would have gotten away with it….

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

The funny part is that’s totally true

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You can deny the hazing, but the fire marshall likes to bust you for not having exit maps

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahahah Rec’d for awesome

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel as if somebody I know here was at DKE. Why was it shut down?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t me, my house only had two letters

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

This should explain it:

link

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal Recruiting News

Cal also a serious player for top DT Cassius Marsh

“Right now, I’d have to say my top five would go Cal, USC, UCLA, Tennessee and Arizona State, but at this point right now, I’d say Cal’s probably my greatest interest…Cal’s business program is amazing. They’re also consistently good in football and their defensive lineman go to the NFL. If I go there, I have a chance to play as a freshman and the opportunity to play all four years is very attractive to me. They’re recruiting me as a strong side defensive end. It’s basically a perfect fit for me.”

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 4, 2009 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

any dude that plays DT and goes by Cassius is a Boad Certified Badass (BCB).

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s WHITE too…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

All we need is a Maximus and Aurelius.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Rod Benson needs to write a book.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Stanfurd looking to run flying V with all tight ends

Stanford nabs 2010 tight end Swanson

Zach Swanson, a 6-foot-6, 205-pound tight end from Katy, Texas, has accepted a Class of 2010 offer from the Cardinal.

Stanford now has four commitments.

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 4, 2009 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

6-6 205

sounds like a Small Forward, not a football player…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Spot reserved for later

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

You ended up in Foothill too?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Every night I cry inside thinking of what might have been if I lived in a normal place…

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Were the Units that much better?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Units were awesome.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

So I lived in Unit 2.

I had the lovely triple that should have been a double. One roomate pledged a frat, got drunk most nights, left a large pile of puke stained clothes in the middle of the floor and asked me if I wouldnt mind being sexiled. He moved out, we got an unusal fellow who liked to watch American history X, and shaved his head. My third roomate was Jewish.

It was the life

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I never had that problem when my roommate pledged. I guess I got lucky.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

My roommate went to bed at 10 pm… on Friday nights.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Was your roommate incredibly sheltered?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

No, just boring.

And an excessively light sleeper.

I came back home one night at 10:30 PM on a Friday night to change before I went out and he was already passed out.

It was tough to change by flashlight when I came back at 3 am.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I lived in Unit 2 as well, my roommate was an international student who basically lived in the music department.

On the day we moved out, he asked me what the guy who lived across the hall’s name was.

…the rest of my floor was pretty cool though.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

We had one of those. She spoke about three words a day of English, the rest in Russian and smoked a lot. That blew.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

My two roommates GFs slept over EVERY NIGHT…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Did they… in front of you?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope they didn’t ellipses in front of anyone.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope they did.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats hot!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s …

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, that’s hot!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for correct and unexpected apostrophe usage.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I still have a few tricks left up my sleeve.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were wearing your sleveless double-breasted suit today?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I went with a dark olive green suit with a white shirt and penguin tie. But now Im out of court, so I took off the jacket and tie.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

A penguin tie?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Pics?

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Mar 4, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya, it has penguins on it. ome are looking at each other in mutual admiration, but others are in the middle of a spat and arelooking away!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

FLAGGED FOR EXCESSIVE CUTENESS

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You are emotionally empty.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true! I just refueled at the emotion station!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged for insufficient cuteness.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

PONIES PENGUINS FLOWERS MEADOWS SUNSHINE RAINBOWS

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Reced for sufficient cuteness.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

You’d betta rec me when you say that!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I attempted to rec you, but the SBN program refused to allow it.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what's hot?

TwistNHook’s double-breasted BIRTHDAY suit

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 4, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I made sure I went to bed at least 2 hours after everyone. But, I’m sure they did in the middle of the night and early morning.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

…….were they hot?

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

NO AND HELLZ NAWW

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh well that sucks.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

did he hav a biggr cawk thanu?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

NO AND HELLZ NAWW

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you never not beat it off to the thought of him?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I… don’t know how to respond

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot ellipses, there!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That happened to you too?

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 4, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a sitcom Rishi would watch.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounds a lot funnier than a sitcom Rishi would watch.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP!

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

TwistNHook you!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Im not sure I like where all this is going.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You Mother-TwistNHooker!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Materchod

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

chutya

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

lundh.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Me Khafi Sundar Hu.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Teri biwi mere lundh choosegi.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

We have reached the extent of my knowledge.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Please ask one of your desi friends what that means.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont have any friends.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

He is referring to certain services Mrs. TwistNHook shall perform for him

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

One time I was speaking (poorly, of course) with a man, his wife, and their cute little daughter. I really really really really wante dto say “your daughter is gorgeous.”

So, of course, I actually say his wife is gorgeous. It went over poorly. Even in other languages, I’m awkard!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

i had a fairly normal, if introverted, eecs roommate in foothill. we got on fine, and the rest of my suitemates were cool. in the units, i had a freshman from texas who spent his time on unsuccessful runs for ASUC and a 35-year-old theater major. no idea why he was living in the dorms as a 35-year-old…was definitely weird watching putnam porn with those two.

i can be hit or miss regardless of where you live.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

While my roommates were pretty whack, two of my other suitemates were pretty cool. We would play pool until 4am. A lot.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

hahhaa

Maybe hindsight is 20/20 but I feel like I would have met more people that weren’t insane in the units. My two roommates freshman year were a homosexual African American (<—not that there’s anything wrong with that, just painting a picture) who spent 97% of his time talking to his girlfriends Qua-Shanika and Shahnice (<— names not made up), and a conservative christian Chinese EECS major who spent his spare time talking shit about my religious transgressions on his Xanga.

I don’t want to make light of your situation, but this would make a GREAT sitcom. I’m going to pitch this to Fox immediately.

by danzig on Mar 4, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

way better than friends

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

No such thing.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Ross was way better on The Wonder Years.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it would involve a camera, two guys staring at their computer screens typing, and one guy on his cell phone. That was the extent of our interaction…..

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Still better than friends.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wondering if I need to re-vote in the poll

Unit III was fun, even if the co-ed bathrooms were a bit odd (felt weird “doing business” when ladies were present, for fear of earning a nickname like “MassiveFarts” or "Plopper").

Paying off a corrupt apartment manager to get a decent apartment sucked, and then the roof caving in sucked harder, but on the whole the place was located in a great spot and facilitated attendance at football games.

Owning a car and living in Albany was awesome. Clean, comfortable living space, ample parking (day or night), less risk of carjacking, good eateries up and down Solano.

My girlfriend lived in a co-op one year. Those places are the suck. Everyone gorges the one day food was delivered, it was dirty, and dirty people seemed to enjoy living there. Yuck.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

They also own fun bars on Shattuck.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

And sex slave. Oh, do they sex slave!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but we’re not talking about your personal life here.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The better part is that I lived in the one dorm where we did not have coed bathrooms

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You lived i Bowles?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Beverly Cleary, extension of Unit 3

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the gameday really worked out well. That was excellent planning.

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re doing full blockquote …

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

NO!

P.S. Rec’d!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Linky to his blog or is it a Rivals pay subscription?

by CaliforniaCMB on Mar 4, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Vereen, Slocum, Yarnway and Sofele? Anyone know who will jostle for second this year? Or is Vereen secure?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to think Vereen is secure with the game experience he got last year along with his receiving skills. (Maybe Ludwig will rediscover the WR position next season)

Sofele is going to get some touches as well.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

We had wide receivers, i thought they were blockers

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 4, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, maybe that’s why Furd has all those tight ends.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

VEREEN VERY SECURE

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

If I were Slocum I’d transfer. Assuming I didn’t care about academics and hated Cal and had no friends.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

He can still be a special teams superstar?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I figure that’s gonna be Sofele/Deboskie

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

There are things to do other than be the return guy?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Negative.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

well, according to Alamar you don’t need to tackle anyone when on the coverage unit, so I guess you’re right.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Any longterm injury, and he’s getting a whole bunch of touches per game… I think the fact that I’ve never seen him catch the ball has hurt him on the depth chart.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

WHOAAA… that’s the first time I’ve seen footage of Mo-duce in a chiefs uni. Thanks.

by danzig on Mar 4, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe we could get a Cal/NFL preseason Mo-duce highlight reel w/ Mac Dre?

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

Wow, I didn’t even know he was in the NFL. Good for him. Quality guy. Glad to see him get some time on Sundays.

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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s been on a few preseason rosters and practice squads, with his most notable time on KC

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

that might have been preseason, no?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it was preseason but nevertheless, it’s nice to see him in a pro jersey.

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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

word

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What if it was a Sunday preseason game? HUH HUH

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a few more guys to be added to this list later

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

3 years at TH for me

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Mar 4, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

1 year was enough for me

It took 3years away to lose all the weight I gained.

by CalBandGreat on Mar 4, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Nancy cooking does that to you

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Mar 4, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to work on problem sets with the band engineers there.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

heh.

two years for me.

though parts are a blurr.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Mar 4, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

3 Years...

Freshman year it was all male. Sophomore year there were two broads. Junior year it was fully co-ed. Then I GTFO.

by zoonews on Mar 5, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Fraternity

I came to Cal in Fall ’08 as a junior transfer and moved right in to AGO as a boarder, and pledged that semester. Christian Frat sounds like a huge oxymoron, but I absolutely love it. I feel like if I had lived in Wada or Channing-Bowditch, I would have just sat around in my room lots of the time and not made any friends. The guys here are almost like a family to me, which is awesome. Other fraternity perks (for me at least): Coscto deliveries every week, cook who come 4 nights a week, and a massive HDTV, wii, and 360.

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

I know a couple AGO alums

cool people…still friends with them after college. not nearly as lame as the moniker “christian frat” would imply.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You know, deep down inside, they think you’re going straight to hell.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I know I am

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly, that doesn’t hurt the friendship. Which is a sign of a good christian.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Many Christians believe Im going to hell ,too!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but it’s because of your anti-apostrophe blasphemy.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Christians love apostrophes?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

BTW, Bowles for a year and then at Maharg’s moms house for 3 years. I wasnt sure about that, but she really wanted me to move in. To take our relationship to the next level. It was a terrible, terrible 3 years.

PS at that time, Maharg was still, I believe, in high school. AWKWARD!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

SO that’s what happened!

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by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Look, don’t be fronting, I bought you and your friends a LOT of alcohol. You owe me big!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You lived outside in the bushes for three years, like a bum and talked to yourself about “honking” the whole time. It was really creepy.

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by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

But I still bought you that beer, didn’t I?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You poured water from the hose into a bowl and said it was beer. It was really disturbing.

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by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, that was just Coors Light.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Long story short, one way or the other, you owe me!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That can’t be true. How could you live in Bowels for a year?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know how anyone could actually live in a bowel, much less multiple of them.

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by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I am going to assume you meant Bowles Hall. Moreover, it was not too difficult.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Bowles first year, Fraternity house second year, Studio Apartment third year (block away from my fraternity house), Apartment with first year roommates 4th year.

I think it was a pretty flawless model, each year worked out really well for where I was in my studies (not going to class).

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by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

Yes, yes you are.

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by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

BRANDON SMITH HAS MADE THE FINAL 5 FOR ESPN GATORIDE NATIONAL PLAYER OF THE YEAR
He’s the PG who will be grayshirting this fall (depending how the chips fall, he may still get a scholarship this year).

This is an incredibly prestigious award, and I think he’s earned it as the starting PG on a dominant team (De La Salle) all 4 years of his HS career.

Also, he is the best friend (their fathers are best buds also and raised them together when they were young) of future WR walk-on Spencer Hagan, whom coaches all around the Bay have said is a definite D-I starter some point down the road.

Some past winners of the ESPN Gatorade National Player of the Year: LeBron, Dwight Howard, Greg Oden, Jrue Holiday

I don’t have a link for this yet, but more on this later

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 10:59 AM PST reply actions  

Actually, this may be just for CA

but STILL… BIG UPS!

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it seem strange he’s up for the award but can’t get a scholly?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re using him to recognize the achievements of a true team player— a quality guy off the court

Plus, he’s got offers. His grayshirting is different in that he understands our situation with the many Seniors on our squad next year

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I temped at the company in charge of doing the Gatorade National Player of the Year award. Yeah, I remember that…day. They were prepared to give me eight hours of work doing data entry of applications from each high school coach, and I did them all in three. They paid me for four. The lesson as always: drag your feet if people are willing to pay you for being inefficient.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

LIVE CHAT FOR BAKETBALL AT 1PM AT THE BLOG SITE

http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/

No need to scour CoCoTimes

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

Tbred, this guy needs your guidance

Ballin Dan callin

Why is it so hard to find good single girls here at Cal?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like an Ask Danzig to me!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I question where you found this

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You question the existence of Livejournal/Six Apart?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I do!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re all single. They’re just lying to you.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, should I look for girls at a frat party, house party, rave party, coop orgy, or People’s Park?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

All of the above. Frat party for ease, house party for convenience, rave party for boredom, coop party if you don’t have enough body hair yourself, and People’s Park for FOOD4SEX programs.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, if you’re attracted to a dormmate, do you go for it or stay as far away as possible?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

GO FOR IT! GO FOR IT!

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

dont. painful because there is no way it ends well.

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by 408 on Mar 4, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And? Big deal.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

sure, the outcome may be awful

But that doesn’t matter if the process is so enjoyable.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, dorms are like a butcher shop. Sometimes, you don’t end up smelling clean, but at least you get the meat.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hit it, but don’t date her. Otherwise, it’s as if you two moved in together.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, what was the best plotline during the Friends saga?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

The plotline involving Ross and Rachel’s affair.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi: Now that The Bachelor’s over, what will I watch?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch paint dry on the wall and stab yourself in the eye.

I promise you you won’t notice the difference.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Friends so great, in 100 words or more? No cheating, must be real words that make real sentences!

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll actually address this one seriously, but at a later time when I have less work.

But for starters – it’s funny, it’s entertaining, it’s relatable, plenty of classic one-liners, and the situations mimic real life (did I already say relatable?)

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the best restaurant to take a girl to at Cal?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LA BURRITA

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Fat Apples

:)

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

At Cal, you imply on campus. If that’s the case, I’d go with LHS. Can’t beat the view from the cafe they have up there.

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Take her to Smart Alec’s. It’ll teach her to eat healthy and not get fat and if it takes a nice restaurant for her to like you, she’s not worth it.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the worst restaurant to take a girl to at Cal?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Chez Panisse.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You speak from experience?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He got married. Learn from him.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive never been to the lower level, just the upper. I just thnk its preposterous to spend that much money on food.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Mario’s La Fiesta on Telegraph. Proper restaurant, so it raises expectations. Mexican, so it’s self-explanatory.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also closing.

FAIL.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it's closing?!?

NOOOOOOOOO

I loved Mario’s The Party.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved Marios The Party, too, but it always left a big welt on my palm.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop touching the fajita plate!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hydro touched me in my fajita plate.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it good for you?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Fajita-tastic!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Why couldn’t you just keep it at “fajitastic”?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I might hate apostrophes, but I LOVE dashes.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

and extra syllables?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Mario’s isn’t closing, they’re relocating to a smaller location around the corner, off Telegraph

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 4, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

oh thank goodness

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Good.

Kids, don’t take a girl there.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Even worse. Take her to a closing restaurant.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The situations mimic real life?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

As in, they’re situations you could easily see yourself in.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I rarely find myself carrying my brothers triplets. But hey, now we learned something new about Rishi, i guess.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I was clearly referring to EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENED ON FRIENDS

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for that clarification, Rishi. I wasn’t sure whether you were referring to every event or just the ones that occurred to Phoebe.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You watch Gossip Girl.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My lesbian ex-wife is carrying my children. I don’t know how you got so shafted.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you know how I got shafted.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for new levels of disturbingness.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this response.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

busted!

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll explain when i get home, honey. it will all make sense soon enough.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

best response ever

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was a comedy, not a soap opera

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by CBKWit on Mar 4, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually hated the soap opera parts to the show .

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You hated the last six seasons of the show?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

There was enough funny stuff in those seasons to overshadow the soap opera-esque moments.

That said, seasons 1-5 are where I live with Friends.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The best comment from that thread

There are some pretty desperate girls, too. Go to the math classes.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

BEST RESPONSE EVER

Posted by: miss_geek
2009-03-04 04:10 am UTC (link)

This.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

That is more true than you would know it.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

They are single and desperate for a reason...

I think you all know what that pic is…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Nothing ten beers won’t fix!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

actually, I don't know what that picture is

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually none of us know what that pic is.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

In all your dealings with the internet, you’ve never seen this pic????!!!1

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

…and i was just about to eat lunch, too. thanks a lot.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t grow a moustache like that :(

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask either T-Bred or Rishi. They know ALL the hot ladies, apparently.

Disclaimer: Must only like Indian girls.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

In all honesty, I know none.

Which is why I obsess over Frieda Pinto!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I know what you mean. You think it’s hard to find indian girls? Try looking for Armenian girls in the NYC.

by danzig on Mar 4, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok. Odd request, but fair enouhg. Im on my way.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t they all move back to Glendale when they’re done with their college thing and marry Armenian boys?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

danzig, are you the Armenian Comedian?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my, we’re learning a little bit more about danzig Bourne by the day!

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey! I know what chicks too! … Their historical gender politics just don’t float my boat

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

white*

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

what?

historical gender politics

u mean u don’t like girls that are, shall we say, quasi-dominant.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No. I just like women who have been sexually oppressed for centuries and are secretly freaks. Obviously.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s hit up Saudi Arabia!

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi can be our Wingman

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wingman over there has an entirely different meaning.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Afterwards we can go to that new amusement park and try Driving: The Ride.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Paint the Muhammed…

Cue oaktownmario in five…

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Former Giants minor leaguer, who was traded for 10 maple bats, dies of a drug overdose.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Wow. Just Wow.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Niners: no Waner
Giants: no Manny

this sucks.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

yes…but Manny = good for bay area baseball.

plus, the giants weren’t a threat even with him. It would make for a better summer though.

They could afford him if Sabean didn’t make a bunch of dumbass offers to overrated/over-the-hill free agents over the last 5 years.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, we drove up the price for the Cards and weakened them.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

by 3 mil/season? that’s what, 3 DeShaun Foster’s?

Boldin on the other hand…

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t underestimate the value of three million. A couple million here, a couple million there – soon, we’re talking about real money.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks Barrack

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF Warner agreed to $23M over 2yrs?? The 49ers must have low-balled him big time.

by danzig on Mar 4, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Mclueless said he didn’t even make him an offer despite all glitter.

all sauce, no meat.

That guy, imo, is a sleazeball.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

No necessarily a big mistake… but I think a wasted opportunity.

by danzig on Mar 4, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

the problem with the niners is that one move they make does not correlate with the next move they make. For example:

Mike Martz gets shit canned.
Singletary/Mclueless take two months to find a coordinator.
Niners higher old fart Jimmy Raye who has a boring and an excellent ineffective track record.
Singletary proclaims they’ll play “physical with an F” football
Shaun Hill is not proclaimed as The Man.
Niners interested in Warner
Warner says no to stay in Fenix…FENIX!
Housh signs with the Seahawks.

it wouldn’t surprise me if they draft Mauluga, despite all of their other needs, if he’s available at 10.

I NEED A COMPETENT GM!

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Good points…

And I don’t think you need to worry… the WR core is getting big upgrades this draft.

by danzig on Mar 4, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Josh Morgan was drafted last year

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus Shaun Hill is a baller.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on the “Say no to Crabtree/Harvin in Round 1” bandwagon.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Say yes to Robiskie, Nicksin later rounds, if available

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

the other

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by CBKWit on Mar 4, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That was one of the worst episodes, IIRC.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

one of the best ones from the first two seasons

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by CBKWit on Mar 4, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Second round

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I was thinking more Heyward-Bey… in fact, I think he’s the only WR taken in the 1st round. Like last year all the WRs will be taken in the 2nd and 3rd rounds.

One thing I learned about the draft is they NEVER do what you think they’re going to do in the 1st and 2nd rounds. If you think they’ll never take Heyward-Bey in the 1st… then it’s likely they will etc.

I think Robiskie is the best WR in the draft, then Crabs.

Is Toomer still looking around?

by danzig on Mar 4, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Crabs will be taken early, although I somewhat agree with you on Robiskie

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop referring to him as an STD

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

DHB = Ashley Lelie

Fast 40, not cuts or side to side speed.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He was never going to be a Niner… he was just using the talks as leverage… Remember, franchises can’t talk to each other

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be, but I don’t believe the… “we just wanted to screw with the Cards” theory… cuz that shit will come back to haunt you. It’s so easy for the Cards to do the exact same thing back to you next year.. If the purpose was to cost the Cards a few extra million then that crap will come right back at you next year.

I don’t doubt that team owners can be petty… but for something this big (holding highly publicized meeting)… it just doesn’t seem logical that management would risk retaliation just to mess with a rival.

I think Warner was considered a real candidate, but it wasn’t a right fit esp with Hill in the wings.

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As=Nomar!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! Plus bocro’s unhappy, which I find extremely funny. They couldn’t give him away! He’s not worth a 40-man roster spot to anyone in the league!

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

True story: My high school friend’s sister dated Crosby for a long time, not sure if this i still ongoing

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

well he was a Dirtbag (Long Beach St) product.

my guess is that he went he joined the notorious Oakland A’s frat house and traded her in for an upgrade groupy. I believe they’re known to frequent the Walnut Creek scene (Dub C as Twist calls it).

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually think they’re married now. Unconfirmed.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

interesting.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully she can tell him to stand closer to the plate, to not be a pussy made of glass, and to hit the low and away slider (if it’s a strike) to the right-center gap for an easy two-bagger.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad you were so successful in your MLB career.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I went out injury free and with an ability to hit the ball the other way. And I wasn’t afraid to wear one. Frankly, I don’t know how he made it this far not being able to do these things. Guys at his level of college ball would own him and he would have never sniffed even been a first round draft pick.

I’d be willing to bet once he switched to wood bats he backed off the plate (cuz he couldn’t instantly turn on the inside cheese) thus starting his epic fall.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I did see Dan Haren once in WC. He was tall!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

did he have permastuble on his face?

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, yes he did. Better than pussyface, tho.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. Permastubble is better than being clean shaven.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Mulder got with one of my wife’s distant friends…no yoke!

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

things are looking mighty fine through my green & gold colored glasses. I think the pitching will shock the hell out of everyone who’s not familiar with Cahill/Gio/Brett Anderson/Mazzaro/Gallagher/Outman etc.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And our O isnt half bad anymore.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! I had a dream Holliday was signed to a modest extension. Then I woke up!

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Pete Carroll's Twitter status

LINK

Talking football philosophy with the coaches this morning… One of my favorite meetings of the year!!!

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

HAHA
Whatever happened to the band OMC? Love their stuff, especially “How Bizarre”

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how many of these are intended to be subtle hints to recruits?

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sum1 CVR CRAB TREE PLZ

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilner’s got a piece on the Pac-10 commish. Bowlsby or Alderson look like the guy (to him). I’m going with Sandy!

He also thinks we might be trying to get a Pac10 network, similar to the (surprisingly) successful Big10 network

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Is Sandy Alderson attempting to try every executive position in sports?

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by 408 on Mar 4, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i dunno…has he headed up an olympic committee yet?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

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LIVE CHAT AT http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/ VERY SOON

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

which sport?

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

nasketball

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

will this also serve as CC Times annual ping pong coverage?

OH SNAP!

nah, I do like that the bears actually play some defense…not like the NBA where they only play D for 10-15 games/year.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This Faraudo guy knows his stuff about Pac-10 basketball

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s for sure. he puts YO to shame

I just have a mild interest in hoops.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

YO is 1000000x more entertaining though.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

word.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

not like the NBA where they only play D for 10-15 games/year.

Uhh…yeah…sure…

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

u watch the warriors games?

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

FTW

warriors bball = ping pong

exciting in its own right.

boring on a whole new level.

didn’t the NHL outdraw the NBA last year?

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, because it’s dirt cheap to attend an NHL game. Courtside seats at some of the big market NBA games draw over $2000. Compare TV ratings between the two and it’s a joke. The NHL is in serious financial trouble for the next decade.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to the NBA, which just borrowed $200M…

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, everyone’s going to feel the pinch. But the NHL and MLB have far mor serious issues to work out, and some incompetent leaders at the top to sort it out.

The NBA already has a Collective Bargaining Agreement pitch in the works in 2010 that should fix most of the problems of its old CBA.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, I can’t believe someone would pay that much money for bball. You think that will last through Great Depression II? Just go hang out in Bay View for awhile! There’s high quality hoops there.

Hockey, btw, isn’t inexpensive either. Tickets are very pricey. The Sharks are actually doing well, too.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Take a look at where half the NHL teams are (Carolina, Columbus, Nashville? The Canadian cities?). It is way cheaper to buy tickets in those places.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh...there's only 2 cities in the NHL

San Ho and Detroit

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Sox/Patriots country

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Columbus Blue Jackets!!!

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

tOSU country

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t they on track for the playoffs for the 1st time this year?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They are “on track”, but everyone around here expects them to blow it. Cautious optimism. The jilted pessimism is reminiscent of Cal fans, and it’s only taken 9 years.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 4, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say that’s the same way most Sharks fans feel right now, except with regard to the Stanley Cup.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I did go to a game in a half empty garden that happened to be on the same night as an ALCS Game 7 that was played in town..

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

c…

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The Warriors exist in a wormhole. Watch the half of the league that goes to the playoffs.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I might watch a few warriors games a year. There’s no way I could watch a non-warriors game.

Attending a college game is fun though. I like to talk shit to the players.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

‘VICTORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!’

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I sadly don’t know enough about Basketball. He won’t take any of my questions.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

UGH HORRIBLE QUESTIONS

 [Comment From Bear Backer]
What’s your opinion of how good Cal will be next year.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Aaron Rodgers4President make an appearance?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

When are you going to go back to work? If you’re not going to work, at least answer my AIM messages.

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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

douche.

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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I got an email that said you had sent a few to me when I was offline. I assume it was your daily reminder re: Punching me in the face.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Often times, I am asked “Twist, why do you always make fun of Bruins Nation so much?”

The answer is, inevitably, because they make it so easy. I don’t want to do this. I want to have a relationship with them the same we have with a blog like Addicted To Quack (real relationship, not fake vassal-slave one). But again and again they make me do this and it is frustrating.


Just read this link.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 1:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Rome is burning, Rep. Watson. Are you going to be Nero?

holy fuck rofl

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding. Nero would have been crucified in today’s House of Representatives.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Just another sorry example of representing the people’s interests.

WHAT ELSE ARE REPS SUPPOSED TO DO?!

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

hook up with each other?

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

BRUINS ARE SO DUMB

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

jesus that’s funny.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I am dumber for having read that.

And even dumber for going to the link provided and reading the comments. Seriously? You can’t figure out the ZIP code for a Rep’s zone? I guess research isn’t done down south.

by CaliforniaBone on Mar 4, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to do research down South. But it has nothing to do with UCLA, Representatives, or the internet.

Well, sometimes the internet. Sometimes.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Nailed It.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Mind: Blown

There’s more insanity in this one paragraph than anyone can begin to deconstruct, but my favorite part is that the representative is taken to task for wasting time on the resolution when:

1) It probably took her 30 seconds to write the resolution if she even wrote it herself.

2) Any Bruin writing to her to complain is spending more time bitching about a meaningless resolution then they would EVER do to complain about actual important policy decisions, which if true would make the person a giant hypocrit.

3) The real reasons they’re pissed has nothing to do with governmental waste – they’re pissed that she’s honoring USC in any way. There was probably a stupid resolution honoring UCLA for its final four runs and I doubt anybody was using such over-dramatic language to complain when that happened.

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by norcalnick on Mar 4, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanfurd’s openly inviting anyone to become their kicker

“Damn, I knew we should have had a kicker on scholly and not so many tight ends”

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

Our signing of Vince D’Amato left then in the lurch

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

In an extension of NEXT QUESTION!
Rishi, what is your suggestion for students at Cal on where to live? Apartments, coops, dorms, frat row?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

Freshman year, dorms, for the “experience” and networking. After that, apartments and strictly apartments, with at least one fling at an overpriced, cramped, but nice-if-sterile-looking Panoramic Management apartment (bonus points for Gaia). Live within a couple blocks of your friends, good food, and bars.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Networking? Really?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never “Networked” a day in my life…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

See below.

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by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in the professional sense of the word.

Networking as in “you know more people on campus since there are a ton of people in your class living right next to you”.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s a good thing, why?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would it not be a good thing to at least know more people on campus?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the point of meeting people for the sake of meeting people?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s always good to know people.

No one said make friends with people you don’t like, but it’s easier to make friends when you’re surrounded by a thousand people.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

To start upa Cal blog? Why do you think I befriended Rags, CBKWit, Hydro, and YF. Because years later, I would need to use them. Isn’t that why I’m “friends” with anybody?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that why you’re friends with me?!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s friends with me?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

HELLO, THE MAHARG!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be friends with you in two weeks.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just using you for your worthlessness. At least until I find somebody more worthless!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no such thing!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Um… hi.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at my sig dammit

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Your signature is a lie.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

His signature is also as delicious as cake! And as musically appealing as cake!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Try you may, but it ain’t gonna work.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, what is your beef against the frats?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Frat parties are like dorm food – good when you’re a freshman and know no better.

Most frats (not all, obviously) are full of obnoxious, collar-popping, grunt-in-the-gym guys and they’re annoying to be around.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

“annoying to be around”

Well, that explains the DBD comments, then :)

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

oh snap!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

well, based off the votes, there’s a fair number of ‘bros’ here…

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought you were talking about Rishi.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the opposite of a “bro”.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You are an orb?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So I’ve heard.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its actually bro hoe

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 5, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Props for putting the bro before the hoe

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s only the ones who enjoyed living in their houses

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just too lazy to make the effort to move out haha

by turkey on Mar 4, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh and...

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s spelled “jai” and not like “jay”?

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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but the Pussycat Dolls have yet to figure that out.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi what’s the best bar to meet gals around the Cal campus?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say Bear’s Lair due to sheer volume, but the girls at Beckett’s are far more approachable and it’s easier to have an actual conversation there.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, where’d you live during your four years, and how was it at each place?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Unit 3 Beverly Cleary, Freshman Year – Big rooms, but my floor was kinda boring, usually asleep by 2:30 am on Fridays, studied too much, but everyone got along and they were cool. Good experience

Gaia Loft Apartment, Sophomore Year – Panoramic Management is a ripoff, but this is the most baller apartment I have ever lived in. Awesome for having friends over, prepartying, and watching games. Useless for sleeping in. The Panoramic Room and rooftop were always handy and I used them a lot. Awesome view too. Good for one year.

Stadium Plaza, Junior Year – Pretty nice, but didn’t get my own room. Relatively spacious. It was new my junior year, so it was almost all young people – good community.

No-name apartment on Fulton, Senior Year – the best of all. I got a really good deal, had awesome roommates. The place wasn’t fancy, but it was centrally-heated and in a perfect location. I had my own room and it was pretty soundproof (also very big). Perfect for prepartying before hitting up the bars or clubs.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the most overrated part about Cal?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we stop? Rishi’s answers suck.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

TwistNHook you.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

TwistNHooker.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, stop being such a TwistNHook.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Political openmindedness.

Next Question!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh I’ll let Spazzy ask now.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Given the choice of dating a girl who, instead of hair on her head, has a dome of unpolished granite or a girl with three eyes, the third eye being a normal eye, between the other two eyes, only sideways, which would you choose?

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with you?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so easy now that the questions are trickier, eh?

NEXT.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s easy; I just don’t want to destroy your third-eye fantasies.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d take granite girl?!?!?1 Sicky.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Granite girls need love too.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, wheres the best place to meet guys around the Cal campus?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You dont look like Rishi at all!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist’s basement!

Alternately, Soda Hall!

Next question!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm in soda now

And yes, it is a sausage fest.

http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com

by 408 on Mar 4, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

More than my basement?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Is your basement in Soda Hall?

http://mymindgrapes.wordpress.com

by 408 on Mar 4, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ironically, yes.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but the sausage:space ratio is lower.

NEXT QUESTION!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, Ive got a HUGE basement! Its in Soda Hall, afterall.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish sausage fests were more like this.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

$10 says Rishi says Beckett’s, although my experience last night says the opposite

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, you posted that AFTER I did! BET FAIL!

And if your experience failed, not my fault.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair to Beckett’s, I wasn’t trying to meet girls. I just think it’s overrated as a bar in general.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe. But I’ve had the most fun experiences there.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

okay, serious question, forgive me i’m ignorant. But does “jai ho” actually mean something? Or is it just some sort of kind of meaningless music accent?

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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Jai Ho!” is more of an expression celebrating victory. Kinda like “Praise the Lord”, but with fewer relgious connotations.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, i see, thanks.

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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So “Ho” translates to “Lord”? How ripe for comedy!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, no it doesn’t.

Sorry if it ruins any standup material :(

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s tough to ruin pure shit.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ain’t that the truth

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ain’t it?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s what the Spanish seven dwarves say when off to work they go…

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like “woot”.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 4, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So, when an Indian woman climaxes in bed, does she scream “jajajaJAI HO!”

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d for likeliness

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d it for humor

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

MOTHERTWISTINHOOKER NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

outstanding!

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 4, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What girl do you know that climaxes with “woot”?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

bub rubb’s lil sis

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Every Indian girl. Ever. Explains so much about you…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing they’re all hotter than Freida Pinto!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s pretending to be Nestor in the chat

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

Nestorsaurus?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No, just Nestor.

I asked why Cal can’t beat UCLA and say “Hi from BruinsNation!”

Whoops.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you mean sugar substitute

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 4, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

This is, by far, the most intelligent post in this, or any other, DBD.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

AH TWISTNHOOK!

I HATE TWISTNHOOKING PAPER CUTS GOD TWISTNHOOKING UGH

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

This ‘TwistNHook as expletive’ thing needs to stop right here and now.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re mad as TwistNHook and we’re not going to take it anymore.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 4, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Your twitter

<<<is that way.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You are that upset over a papercut? I hope for America’s sake, you never make it into the hands of the terrorists. You’d give up all the government secrets after they pushed you slightly.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It was really deep :(

Okay, fine, I’m a whimp.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

A whimpy toolbag!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A tooly whimpbag!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you give me for...

George W. Bush…

and convicted Berkeley Sea Scouts molester Eugene Austin Evans? I think it’s a solid 8.

read more about this creep here.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

Niners new plan: Get a bunch of QB’s that aren’t that good.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

UGH WHY WHY WHY

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ruh roh: CGB headquarters must have been raided ("Cawkfighting").

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

is there anything better than spring training baseball?

If you say “no” you’ve never been.

some random chick with my buddy K-Meezy’s gf.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

Ewww are they drinking Bud Lite?

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re girls.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

K-Meezy???

How much more ’burbs can you get?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

this coming from someone who’s from the O.C.

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lol… I’m from Long Beach by way of Little Tijuana (ghetto Anaheim)

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And this is what I think of whenever someone else mentions my hometown in this context (which happens surprisingly often).

Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue: Hey man, you’re not from here, alright. You don’t know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
Trent: Anaheim.
Sue: Whatever, man. It’s different out here. It’s not like New York, Mikey.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 4, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

But carp don’t know me

::Springer’s bald guy holds me back::

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

don't be mistaken

I will blast you (if need be)

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by carp on Mar 5, 2009 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Deciding where to go for grad school?

Let the cheerleaders decide……..SI’s Cheerleader of the Week index with thumbnails:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/sioncampus/cheerleader-archive/index.html

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by dballisloose on Mar 4, 2009 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

Elise from UCLA is cute……..except for the gopher teeth…..ouch!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0806/campus.cheer.ucla.elise/content.1.html

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by dballisloose on Mar 4, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They really aren't a problem for me..

You see this chick at the beginning of every Pac-10 commercial

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No Cal representation…….expected or disappointed?

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by dballisloose on Mar 4, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

sarah will make it. i’m sure.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

But it's her best physical feature!

That “20 questions” feature is a riot. It doesn’t get more cliched than that…

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Everyone will say, "He should have passed the ball"
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by PaulThomas on Mar 4, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I wouldn’t ask her to speak

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed…she watches WAY too much TV and “plays” a sport that requires way too much time to be a competitive pre-med major

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by carp on Mar 4, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

my favorite

She’s throwing grenades to wake up the student section…..

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Mar 5, 2009 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

HOORAY PLAYOFFS!

LINK

The MWC presented the BCS with a proposal Wednesday to create an eight-team playoff system that would allow greater access to the national championship game to teams outside the six most powerful leagues.

Commissioner Craig Thompson and four university leaders from the MWC announced details on a conference call and the entire 2½-page proposal was posted on the league’s Web site.

“I will put this as bluntly as a I can,” said Tom Buchanan, University of Wyoming president and chairman of the MWC board of directors. "We all believe that change is needed. The current system is not fair and somebody needs to stand up and say that and ask for dialogue amongst all the parties involved.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 5:13 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Aw jesus
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The MWC presented the BCS with a proposal Wednesday to create an eight-team playoff system that would allow greater access to the national championship game to teams outside the six most powerful leagues.

Commissioner Craig Thompson and four university leaders from the MWC announced details on a conference call and the entire 2½-page proposal was posted on the league’s Web site.

"I will put this as bluntly as a I can," said Tom Buchanan, University of Wyoming president and chairman of the MWC board of directors. "We all believe that change is needed. The current system is not fair and somebody needs to stand up and say that and ask for dialogue amongst all the parties involved.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously

Superman has Kryptonite…
BearsNecessity has Quotation Blocks

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’s all around for playoff proposal, blockquote learnings, and superman references.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Mack…getting drafted # 7 and reuniting with Jimmy Mac of your Oakland Raiders?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 4, 2009 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Wouldn’t surprise me.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Would be much more valuable if they got him with the 7th pick of the 2nd round… Do they have any tradeable picks or anything?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Despite the fact that it seems they’re really concerned about him being picked in the first round, they could probably trade down, get extra picks, and still nab Mack.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Mar 4, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

no, I saw it…I’m just sanched out.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 5, 2009 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Cameron Morrah gets some love at this video from Cal-obsessed Mel Kiper

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=3951296&categoryid=2459789

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

in*

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 4, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to the dentist today to get x-rays. They had to put all those paper thingies into your mouth. I learned reason #1,290 why I could never suck dick. I have a terrible gag reflex.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

And there’s another thing I’m glad to know about Twist.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 4, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

For your sake, I hope you never go to prison.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 4, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not how it went down last night.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 4, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

JAI HO!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 4, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh please don’t turn it into a meme.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Jai Ho the new Nailed It?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you must listen to Spazzy and every single one of his desires.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 5, 2009 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, but I won’t have the Art Garfunkel costume back from the dry cleaners until Saturday.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 5, 2009 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you should learn by now that there are certain activities that the costume is unsuitable for.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 5, 2009 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

well, reading this just made me gag.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

JAI HO!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 4, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 4, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

perv Twist >>> up-tight no NSFW Twist

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 5, 2009 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t help but believe that me maintaining a “no NSFW” policy here has nothing to do with me being “uptight” and more with just plain common sense.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 5, 2009 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

What was that last thing you mentioned?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 5, 2009 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS

makes no sense.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 5, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 5, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I see that there’s “UC Cal Bears” written next to the title of the page.

Doesn’t that mean “University of California Cal Bears,” then? Does that even make sense?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Mar 4, 2009 10:30 PM PST reply actions  

nope

worst tagline ever!

by racsan on Mar 4, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a yoke. I hope.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 5, 2009 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

GO UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA CAL BEARS!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 5, 2009 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Marshawnthusiast Image Search:

TwistNHook:
ragnarok:
HydroTech:
yellow fever: NSFW (naturally)
CBKFit: eh, sorry…I got nothin.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 5, 2009 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

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