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3.31.09: This DBD is for you, Lurkers!

To those of you who watch but don't comment, this DBD is for you.  How to participate in the DBD:

- Post a Cal sports-related link.

- Post a Cal non sports-related link.

- Post a sports-related link that is either important to any sports fan, Bay Area sports fans, or is vaguely Cal-related (i.e., TO signs with Marshawn's Bills).

- Post a non-sports related link that is of importance to the community as a whole (i.e., women stole someone's identity to get a $10,000 boob job).

- Post a link to something funny.

You can preface your link with a little blurb like "Hey, I'm new here...take it easy on me Spazzy / 33SS."

Bottom line: WE NEED YOU TO CONTRIBUTE!

carp's news & world report:

Conficker worm...myth or reality?  I remember Y2K...

NYT on GM/Chrysler & US Gov't

NYT Op/Ed piece on GM

GM stands for???

Colleges accepting wealthier students (parents)?

Dellums is on thin ice

Man hits pig, gets $8.6 million...was Twist his counsel?

SF sales tax to go up to 9.5%!  I should be working pro bono soon...

UCSF researcher who tried to poison his colleague has his case dropped.

In what seems to become increasingly popular, CEO's are getting blasted for handsome salaries.

Brothel alert!

10 homeade pizza ideas

MLB group to study A's ballpark sites

A's may be on DirecTV

Juan Uribe will be on the 25 man roster for your San Francisco Giants

Maverick's can't get a big waves.

We only have 1 player (so far) in Ted Miller's Top 30 Pac 10 players (and we're at # 10)

The Chron had a real nice interview with Sandy Barbour over the weekend.

 

Q: Under Tedford, the football team has become a Pac-10 contender. But it has beaten USC only once and has yet to play in the Rose Bowl. What else needs to happen for the team to get to a BCS bowl?

A: What Jeff has done has been amazing. The transformation of our football program under his leadership has been absolutely phenomenal. And then to realize he's done it with not just substandard facilities but sub-sub-sub-standard facilities. I think the facility is the next piece to be able to attract the very best. That's the piece that helps us help Jeff mold us to the next level.

Q: Are you confident that when the project is done that you'll be in the hunt for a BCS bowl berth?

A: Absolutely. I think we're in the hunt for a BCS bowl in the short run. But I don't believe Jeff could sustain that without the necessary facilities. He's been able to do what he's done because of the promise of that. ... I never had any doubt it would happen. I just wondered what kind of damage would be done along the way in terms of how long it would take. Would Jeff get frustrated and leave? I never really felt that would happen because he kept telling me, "I'm committed." But if it had gone on another two years, that would have been difficult.

Q: Would you like to see a Division I football playoff system, or are you content with the BCS and the bowl structure?

A: This is going to sound strange, but I'm OK either way.

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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baseball to face USF:

BERKELEY, CALIF. – This Tuesday, March 31, the 2009 Cal baseball team will be competing in the fourth annual Dante Benedetti Classic against the University of San Francisco at 6:30 p.m. at AT&T Park, home of the San Francisco Giants. The Benedetti Classic celebrates the legacy of a giant in San Francisco youth and collegiate baseball. Benedetti, who coached USF baseball for 22 years (1962-80), passed away in 2005 at the age of 86. Tickets for the game are available by going to www.usfdons.com.

Cal’s next home game will be against the Long Beach State 49ers on Wednesday, April 1 at 2:30 p.m. at Evans Diamond. The Golden Bears are currently 14-10 overall (3-3 in the Pac-10), and earlier this season defeated San Francisco (11-16), 8-6, March 4 at Evans Diamond. Cal also swept Long Beach State (10-12) this season (11-8, 9-6, 6-3), Feb. 27-March 1 in Long Beach.

Offensively, the Bears have been led by sophomore outfielder/first baseman Mark Canha, who is batting a team-leading .411 (3rd in Pac-10) with a team-best eight home runs (2nd in Pac-10) and 26 RBI (4th in Pac-10). Canha, who was the March 3 Pac-10 Player of the Week after the sweep of the 49ers, is first in the Pac-10 with 39 hits and is second in the league in total bases (68), third in slugging percentage (.716) and fourth with a .482 on-base percentage. He is currently on a 12-game hitting streak and has hit safely in 23 of 24 games this season.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 7:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Ohio State Bar Stole w/ Wheels (from EDSBS)

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/31/o-h-i-overdrive-on-a-bar-stool-going-35-mph/

“Also, police note that he had to be an Ohio State fan, both because he was pepper sprayed repeatedly without effect, and because Wygle crashed in an effort to keep up with a guy on another motorized barstool with unspecified SEC markings on it.”

by Longhorn@Berkeley on Mar 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT's your DBD?

Rudy, you are killing me. I had such high hopes.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 7:35 AM PDT reply actions  

If we’re talking about NSFW linky…I’m trying to clean it up. For Lent. I will have Bama Fan of the Week once everyone posts their news links.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m just giving you crap. I wasn’t anticipating NSFW links, just something more grandiose than “Lurkers of the Worl united…and post”

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

we had a big thing about this yesterday…we have something like 80-90% lurkers.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know but you could have made it full of zingers! and kapows! which would have made it humorous while simultaneously welcoming the lurker dempgraphic.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you want from him? He hired Joe Starkey as his comedy writer! Just be happy it is in English!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

werd

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

cuz zingers, kapows, and wowies have been so successful in past DBDs.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kapow!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Upon further review, I fear that this is a direct insult towards me.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You missed an opportunity.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we have an amazing DBD about your orange ties and 5 hour energy supplements on the horizon?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was responding to Starkey, not carp, when he said "No, I’m just giving you crap. "

I just felt there was a missed opportunity in that sentence.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let he who has posted a DBD throw the stones.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 97.8% sure you don’t want a DBD from me as it would likely contain no images (since I’m image challenged), no blockquotes (see “Image challenged”), lots of youtube links to bad music videos from the 80’s and commentary on the upcoming dead period in the sports world where the only thing even remotely interesting in the sports world is the Confederations Cup in South Africa in June. And we all know how much soccer is loved on CGB.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

We welcome DBDs from any and all.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t have said that, I probably get up earlier than all of you.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, try your hand one of these days!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really advising you to stop talking right now.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t have said that, I probably get up earlier than all of you.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldnt have said that. Again.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My computer is being really slow. It said posting forever but it didn’t post. So I clicked cancel. This is all I can see (I actually cant see anything, but when I copied and pasted somehow it contained the hole message. I’m really confused.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sincerely doubt it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

6. can you beat it?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I work, son.

5:15.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never sleep. I am a dark daemon of the night!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you pronounce Daemon like the English pronounced Encylopaedia?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. In reality, I’m just a poser.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You win this round Rishi!

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, would love to hear more about soccer.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I smell a DBD comparing the teams participating in the Conf Cup to bad 80’s bands coming!

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have an amazing sense of smell if you can smell internet posts.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

DBD’s have their own unique bouquet. I would describe it as a mixture of 3 day old tuna and horse feces with a subtle hint of roses and orange zest mixed in.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the very type of impertinant surrealist tone I hope to see in your upcoming DBD.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carp and Twist have inspired me to do a DBD. Coming in June…!

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

would you game for a game-by-game breakdown of my adult soccer league?

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

man, i should join an adult soccer league! i miss that game…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in a REALLY adult soccer league right now.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

No but I could do one for mine

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn it! more charlie-speak. Fortunately, I think you all understood me. And I saw some 60 years playing soccer the othe day at the bladium. they sucked, but it was inspirational.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mens golf oin 6th place:

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. – Four Golden Bears submitted cards of 76 (6) Monday at Pasatiempo Golf Course to keep California in 6th place (37) after two rounds at the Western Intercollegiate. Eric Mina remains Cal’s top player in the event at +8 (T18th) with 18 holes to play.

Mina had eight pars and three birdies today, but a triple bogie 7 on the 16th hole especially hurt considering it was a birdie hole for Mina on Sunday.

The Bears’ next three golfers are in a current tie for 27th overall. John Murphy and Michael Jensen both suffered two double bogeys en route to their 76s, and Stephen Hale needed four more shots to finish his second round at 77 (7) in a tie for 27th at 150 (10). Kent Yamane climbed 15 spots with his 76 to end day two at +16 (T63).

With all four 76s counting toward each day’s total, Hale’s 77 does not figure into the Bears’ Monday score.

Fresno State took 22 more shots than it needed Sunday to finish its round, yet maintained its tournament lead at +19. Oregon State’s Diego Velasquez is the individual leader (E) after shooting a 66 (-4), the only under-par player in the field for round two.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Q+A with Water Polo player:

BERKELEY – Redshirt junior utility Julie Oreglia has become a mainstay in the pool for the No. 5 California women’s water polo team. Oreglia, who is majoring in political science and has received accolades for her studies more than once, has also fit seamlessly into the field of academics here at Cal. CalBears.com recently caught up with Oreglia to learn more about her likes and dislikes.

CalBears.com: What is your dream job?
JO: My dream job would be to own a vineyard in Napa Valley. I think it would be so fun to make all different kinds of wine, live in the most beautiful area of California and do it all for a living!

CalBears.com: You earned superior status academic All-American team honors and were named to the All-MPSF academic squad. What do you enjoy most about school?
JO: What I love most about school, which I think is unique to Berkeley, is the emphasis and importance put on small-group discussions. As a political science major, I enjoy meeting in small-class environments weekly to debate and discuss the information we are learning about. I feel I have learned to appreciate many different points of views, and became friends with people I would never have met otherwise.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Womens gymnasts compete at Regional:

The California Golden Bears are sending three gymnasts to the 2009 NCAA West Regional. Senior Bridgette Glass, junior Sophia Hocini, and sophomore Avery Gee will all be competing Saturday, April 4 at the Bank of America Arena in Seattle, Washington.

Avery Gee (Floor) Gee is making her NCAA West Regional debut this season, competing in the floor exercise. Gee is also the second alternate for the all-around competition and will compete in all events should two athletes withdraw from the event. Gee has a regional qualifying average of 9.815 on the floor this season, tying her for 18th among the West Region’s gymnasts. Her season-best score of 9.850 came in the Washington and Illinois State meet. She has five marks of 9.800 or higher for her floor routines this season.

Bridgette Glass (Bars) Glass will be making the third and final trip to the Regionals of her Cal career. Glass qualified to compete in the bars and is an alternate for the beam competition. Glass is currently ranked 20th in the West Region with an average score of 9.7494 on the bars. She earned a season-best 9.850 at Michigan State. Glass will compete in the beam should anyone withdraw from the competition. She has a 9.767 average on the beam, which was her stronger event last season. Glass scored a season-high 9.875 on her beam routine in Sacramento, the highest score of the season earned by a Bear gymnast. Glass also posted a 9.875 for her vault against Arizona State.

Last year, Glass competed on the beam at Regionals, scoring a 9.825 to finish 11th. In 2007, she scored a 9.750 on the beam at the Regionals. This will be her first time competing on the bars at Regionals.

Sophia Hocini (All-Around) Hocini will be competing in the all-around at the West Regional. Hocini was the Bears’ top all-arounder this season. She had the top all-around mark for the Bears in every meet this season but the season-opener against UC Davis and Sacramento State. Hocini is 11th in the West Region with an average of 38.582. She posted career-best 38.950 scores in back-to-back meets against Stanford and Arizona. Hocini has only scored below a 9.50 on a performance four times this season and has scored a 9.800 or above at least once in every event but the bars where her top score is still a very strong 9.775.

This is the third trip for Hocini to Regionals. Last season, she finished ninth in the All-Around with a then career-best 38.700. She finished 14th on the vault (9.775) and 28th on the bars (9.625). In 2007, she scored a 9.775 on the vault and a 9.625 on the beam.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Womens crew sweeps Ohio State:

REDWOOD SHORES, Calif. – California swept Ohio State in three races on Sunday at the Pac-10 Challenge, winning with its varsity 8, second varsity eight and varsity four boats on the final day of the regatta.

The Golden Bears’ fifth-ranked varsity eight showed impressive boat speed in beating the 12th-ranked Buckeyes, 6:39.9- 6:55.0. Cal also topped Ohio State’s varsity 8 at last season’s Pac-10 Challenge.

“I am really pleased with where we are for this time of year,” Cal head coach Dave O’Neill said. “The varsity 8 came out today and raced a lot harder than they did yesterday afternoon.”

The second varsity eight posted a time 6:45.0- 6.48,4 with some changes made from Saturday’s lineup.

“We raced multiple line-ups in the second varsity 8 and four, and it’s good to have some options,” O’Neill said. “The changes to the second varsity 8 seemed to have a positive effect.”

Also, the varsity four had a good race, defeating Ohio State by more than two seconds, 7:36.1-7:38.3.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Suck on That, Buckeyes!

now back to lurking… lurk lurk

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 31, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Lent over yet?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is over on Easter Sunday. [please don’t ask when that is. please don’t ask when that is]

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 31, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, when’s Easter Sunday?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to the surprise of nobody, Rishi goes for the low-hanging fruit.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why so bitter?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

tax season?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shoot, taxes are due in two weeks, aren’t they?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to be subtle about it, but I’m just gonna come out and say it. You never evolve your jokes. You just make the same ones over and over and over and over and over and over. And over. You have some great ideas, but you need to take it to the next level. I’ll continue this conversation below.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

(afraid of being the next one roasted)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boom, roasted!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im not trying to roast you, but just get the best out of you. Theres a lot of potential here, lets work to fulfil it.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do I have potential twist!?!?!?!?!?!

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Moreover, OH GOD NO.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHOULDN’T YOU BE IN CHEMISTRY RIGHT NOW?!

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

1) I’m not in chemistry. you are 0-2 in guessing what classes I’m in
2) My goal is to go back tomorrow.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ask and you shall receive!

From now on, I will count to ten before clicking “POST”

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Count to ten in Hindi.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

A week from this Sunday (I had to look that up last night, because my parents invited me over for Easter brunch, and I had to figure out when the heck that was).

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you must bring colored eggs as a gift. Er, eggs of color.

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 31, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC’D!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mens crew kicking butt:

REDWOOD SHORES, Calif. – California’s second varsity 8 defeated Santa Clara’s top boat by almost nine seconds on Sunday to conclude the Golden Bears’ weekend at the Pac-10 Challenge. In all, Cal won all five of its races in the two-day event hosted by Stanford.

Cal’s second varsity 8 topped the Broncos’ varsity 8, 6:01.8-6:10.2.

On Saturday, won all four of its races by wide margins. The Bears’ second varsity 8 had the widest disparity, finishing by 30.1 seconds ahead of USC’s varsity 8, 5:41.8-6:11.9 in the afternoon session of the two-day regatta.

Cal won its first race Saturday against Orange Coast College in a battle of second varsity 8 boats, 5:36.3-6:00.3.

The Bears’ freshman 8 defeated Gonzaga, 5:45.2-6:12.2, in the morning and Orange Coast College, 6:24.6-6:49.0, in the afternoon.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

OT - Open Thread: Ideas for April Fools at work/school/farm

Tomorrow is April 1st and tricks on coworkers would be awesome.

I can’t think of anything awesome off the top of my head as of yet. There’s the typical stuff like putting a piece of tape under a coworker’s optical mouse, screwing with their chair, etc., but there have to be better ideas.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Kidnap their children, get the ransom money, and then go “APRIL FOOLS!” and give the children back.

Keep the money, though.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did that last year – give me something new, brotha.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have any new children>?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

All the new children are too cute to kidnap.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

well this got awkward.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only awkward if we let it be awkward.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only awkward if you continue to repeat the same old jokes without evolving them.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to the surprise of nobody, Rishi goes for the low-hanging fruit.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Metaphor fail.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Firstly, I love that post. I rec’d it. It shows you have ability here.

But here’s my point. You are doing the same “It’s only awkward if we let it be awkward.” line over and over again. The Maharg is enabling you. Change it up. Yesterday, I changed it by introducing the paperwork in triplicate. Not saying thats a great line or anything, but its different, its new. It opens the door for you and you had some line about the Bureau of something or other. Which was great!

Its a lot better than The Maharg and you saying the exact same lines (exact same lines!) over and over again.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I hate venturing outside of my comfort zone!

[Insert line about beach communities]

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for being an enabler

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You also justify my thousand dollar a day fabrege egg habit, you enabler! I call you The Enabl-or!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bama Fan of the Week

reposted from Deep South Sports’ Bama Fan of the Week Archive


So she’s no Alana Collette, but that sure is a Bama “script A” (see: the Atlanta Braves original) on this young perpetrator’s right cheek. Thanks to the keen eye of reader Joe Blow, we get this perplexing young lady, fresh from The Smoking Gun. The website gives no real explanation, but we all know that a Bama tattoo, no matter how temporary, is considered probable cause for Meth abuse in 7 states and West Virginia. Ask a lawya. If you’re drunk, don’t blow…and if you’re tweakin’ on hillbilly heroin, tell that pig “I’m obviously a Vandy alum and will have your badge if you continues this backtalk. And get your effing hands off my Trans-Am.” It’s common sense really. RTR!!!

Bama fan braggin’
“I’m a damn gentlemen, but ya’ll got ya’ll’s ass handed to.”

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

It looks like she just came down off a 4 day meth binge. Maybe the stereotype is true!

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is West Virginia not universally considered a state?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not in the eyes of this ’neck author.

Did you enjoy the Bama youtube vid? I wish we could post vids in the comment section like we can in FanPosts. Is there a way?

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, SBN doesn’t allow that. I could bug it, but I think there are probably good reasons for disallowing such a feature.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah…it all makes sense now. Thanks anyway

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know what it says on Arkansas’ license plate:

Arkansas: the Natural State

I find that humorous

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mornin' from Manchester, England....

Been lurking a bit here so I’ll say hi, I used to get my Cal fix when I was a postdoc at Berkeley and had no idea about [American] football…got myself some season tickets and have been hooked ever since….anyway, enough life story etc…

Not sure if anyone saw this or if its been posted already, but I found it pretty funny, the Tebow love-in continues….not really a great speech either…

Tim Tebow speech immortalized

by firefly on Mar 31, 2009 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

We have another year of that guy :(

PS, welcome, though now that you mentioned that you are from Britain, I can only hear your posts in a British accent.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to punch Tim Tebow in the face…is that wrong?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s a fairly universal feeling outside of the University of Florida campus…

by firefly on Mar 31, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Tebow’s running for two hundy today!”

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they immortalized my words after everytime I failed, there’d be plaques all over NorCal. NC17 plaques.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the camp that thinks that Tebow is the second coming. And I’m not kidding.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second coming of what?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, c’mon. He helped circumcise Filipino orphans. He went on his own accord to talk to prisoners. In addition to all that, he is the best college football player of this generation, and one of the top all time imo.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reportedly, the night prior to the Heisman ceremony, Tebow took his night in New York to…. stay at home and eat milk and cookies.

How can you like a guy like that?!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT???????????????????????????????????

He is NOT the best player of his generation. Unless you define generation as “The 4 year window he was playing in”

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of this decade, I don’t think there has been a better player. He should have won the heisman this year.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Him and Matt Leinart are the best two players of the decade.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tebow > Leinart

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I would throw Vince Young in there too

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, Vince Young is the only one who could potentially take away that crown from Tebow.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vince Young was an excellent football player and had one of the best single-game performances I’ve ever seen in the 2006 Rose Bowl.

However, when it comes to the entire career, Leinart is unparalleled. Took over for a Heisman winner and #1 overall pick in the draft, won a national title, then another one, then almost a third one, putting up ridiculous stats along the way. Sure, he was surrounded by immense talent, but he was, in my view, a transcedental player over his entire career in a way that Young could never have been.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tebow has won 2 national championships. 1 Heisman (should have won 2, Bradford was just a creation of that offense. NO COACH IN THE COUNTRY would pick Bradford over Tebow if they had a choice), is a fiery leader, and his stats are also ridiculous. A casual fan wouldn’t think of Leinart when they though of the best players of this decade. It would be Tebow, Young, Bush, and Willie T.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colt McCoy actually shoulda won the Heisman, not Tebow, but regardless… I’m not taling from a casual fan’s perspective. I seriously mean over an entire career, no one accomplished more than Leinart yet (not even Tebow, though he could).

Remember, Leinart, as leader of the offense, ran USC on an incredible streak. Once again, he had Bush and amazing talent, but he carried the team at times (witnes his audible to Dwayne Jarrett during the 2005 ND game). Young was an excellent player, but his career can’t touch Leinart’s.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tebow should not have won 1 Heisman. That should have gone to Dennis Dixon.

National Championships are debatable.

You have a lot to learn about leadership, young one.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Tebow didn’t “win” 2 NCs – the first one, he was a change-of-pace QB, the second one, he was merely okay (the MVP shoulda been Percy_

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by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree tha the was merely OK in the game, but in the overall season he was quite good.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worthy of winning a second Heisman over Colt McCoy?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have been ok with McCoy winning. Bradford was the only one of the 3 who I thought shouldn’t have won.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know, I didnt think the discussion was about Heisman, per se. I mean it was, but I was responding specifically to your charge that he didnt win 2 NCs. I agree that the first one, he wasnt the main QB, although he still was on the team and had a role.

But the second one, even though he didnt play all that well in the actual game, he was still the QB the entire season. So, Id say he won it.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, Tebow won a national championship. I just don’t think saying that he won two of them is fair.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never said he did it by himself. He was still a key contributor. If Cal had won the national championship this year, it would be like saying Shane Vereen won a national championship. He was a major contributor to the team. Without him a national championship is significantly harder to achieve (this goes for both Tebow and Vereen, though Tebow had more of an impact his freshman year). Just because he wasn’t the main starter people are counting it as illegitimate. He still has the ring. I don’t get how people are acting like he never played his freshman year. Football is a team sport.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why the Heisman Trophy is a horrible award.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it is being treated that because Tebow wasn’t the starter and didn’t have gaudy stats then he didn’t contribute at all. He was still probably a top 10 or 15 contributor on that team. People are saying that it doesn’t count as a national championship for him. Of course it does, maybe with a footnote though.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was an enabler!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And do you really want to get nit-picky about a national championship?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. There isn’t anything about Tebow’s game that is spectacular.

Reggie Bush is far and away the best college player of this decade

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

His heart. And love. And passion. For the world.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why you think he has more heart (and these other qualities) than any other football player…

How could anyone judge that?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That comment was made slightly in jest. Notice the overuse of periods. C’mon.

He is tough as nails though.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I realize this. It’s more like “Why does everyone think…”

These rankings of such qualities are so useless. I mean, no ACC or Big East fan is going to tell you Jorge is the most gritty basketball player in the nation.

But he is.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

:]

I was telling my friend who went to Villanova about the wonders of Jorge the other day. His response “WE JUST WON AN INCREDIBLY TENSE GAME TO GO TO THE FINAL FOUR. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CAL RIGHT NOW.”

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, thanks to modern technology, we can actually measure the size of a human heart. Tim Tebow has a heart that is a million times larger than any other heart in recorded history. That’s how we measure it.

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by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK!?! HOW MUCH NOBODY’S MENTIONED MARSHAWN!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was considering it, but I thought people may take me as legit. I put Willie T because, though he is beloved, he wouldn’t be mistaken as one of the best players of the decade. If I put Marshawn, people may think I’m serious and that I’m incredibly delusional. Marshawn was the best Cal player, but not the best player. Maybe top 100 of the decade.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reggie Bush will probably affect Jahvid Best’s draft stock more than anything. And that is not a good thing.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe it is and will encourage Best to stay for his senior year…

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Jahvid so much that I hope he leaves. It’s best for his future to get into the league with as many hits left in him as possible.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, you’re right, but I’m selfish and want two more years of Best.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is basically a china shop. If he had durability then he would be a definite top 5 pick. Because he is so good he avoids the pounding up the middle. But when he does get hit it is trouble.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s harder to dance around in the pros, as Bush has shown.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is true. I can’t be the only one who loses a day off their life every time he goes down. He needs to learn how to be tackled. It always seems that he is going to get hurt.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lose 4 days of my life. Because Im 4 times the Cal fan you are.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

He carried this national championship team. Also, Dixon never would have won even if he hadn’t torn his ACL. The SEC golden boy always wins over the Pac-10 guy.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Dennis Dixon would’ve been playing in the NCG. That would’ve been immediate Heisman.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty debatable. Oregon State was definitely going to the Rose Bowl this year… until they didn’t.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not even the same thing.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dixon+Stewart team was millions of times better than OSU in a much stronger conference than the 2008 Pac-10.

And I never thought for a second OSU was goingn to the Rose Bowl. It wasn’t tough to see that winning that 3 game gauntlet to close the season was near impossible.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a bad example, I know. I am not comparing the teams whatsoever. But shit happens. You lose a game randomly. OSU forgets their defense at home. Oregon scores 65 points. Random crap happens. That’s part of the reason why I love college football so much, but it is also why you can’t claim that they were definitely going to the NC.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think those things are random. I think it was a horrible match-up for the Beavers defense. It wasn’t a matter of ‘leaving something at home’ or ‘not coming out with enough intensity.’ They got beat by a team that schemed well and had much better athleticism in key areas.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is fair to say that college football is the most unpredictable of sports, correct?
You never know when a third string freshman running back is going to run over your top 25 defense.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s unpredictable, yes. But a lot of the upsets (like Ole Miss – Texas Tech) were not even close to being upsets if you watch football with a keen eye without being led by stuff like media, betting lines, etc.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not talking about that particular game. I’m saying, that you can’t presume that Oregon would have gone to the NC if Dixon hadn’t torn his ACL. It is too big of a stretch.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. The only game in question was the Civil War, really.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dixon was a legitimate contender for the award, but I still think it is a bit much to discredit Tebow because Dixon ‘shoulda’ won.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t discredit him because of that. I just don’t feel that, as an athlete/ cfb player, he is anywhere near the actual best single player of this decade

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a bad analogy, but its the best I’ve got.
Look at Derek Jeter. His stats are not those of a hall of famer. They aren’t all that impressive. But would it be a travesty if Jeter wasn’t a hall of famer? Yes, of course it would. And this is coming from a Yankees hater. I’ve never been able to pinpoint this, but he just has a special Jeter quality. It is annoyingly inexplicable, but I’m sure other baseball fans would agree with me. What makes him so great is just this quality to him. He makes plays. This doesn’t really apply to Tebow that well because he has good stats, but Tebow makes plays. You said there is nothing about his game that is spectacular. Same with Jeter. They both just get it done. This makes sense in my head but I can’t verbalize it. It is probably incoherent to you.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time the Yankees won a World Series?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I get it. I kinda feel the same way. But the problem with such arguments is that if you can’t really point to something and say ‘there it is, that’s why he’s great’, does it really exist? Or is it in your mind, fabricated from a selective memory of past events? Can you be sure?

In essence, it’s often said that Jeter is a ‘gamer’; what is usually left unsaid is what the hell that even means.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could. But at least someone understands what I am talking about. Jeter is an all-time great, no matter the stats. He has that quality to him. It is really annoying that I can’t explain this. It is syntax v. semantics in a way.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of quality are you talking about? Statistics are the only objective measure of a player’s success. You can make the argument that baseball (or any given sport) doesn’t use the right statistics to measure performance, but to say that statistics are not an accurate measure of performance is silly. What else is?

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are an accurate measure. I just don’t feel they tell the story of Jeter. My argument has no factual or logical basis.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Statistics may be contextual, but they’re more reliable than memes (“gunslinger”, “clutch”, "heart").

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ragnarok understands, so that’s what really matters.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question: what the fuck is a quality sports discussion such as this one doing on this blog?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My apologies, I’ll leave.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!!!

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by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

welcome! What field did you postdoc in?

Anything Tebow-related is always welcomed.

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d!

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think so.

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, thats it

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO
8:11: Tebow dials Urban Meyer on cell phone. Screams "Tebow’s throwing for three hundy today!" Meyer shrieks, puts on a visor.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was a postdoc in Earth Science, working in some crumbling building called Hilgard Hall…ahhh, the good old days haha…

by firefly on Mar 31, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

good stuff…we have several scientists here…at least one or two are in the geosciences. I’m an organic chemist, and there are 3-4 other chemists who are here, too. We have several computer science guys a s well. We’re a pretty friendly science/health related news bunch, so feel free to post any earth science news (as it comes up)!

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a basement chemist.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

make sure you have good ventilation…

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by carp on Mar 31, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The CGB lawyer lobby is getting nervous with this shift in CGB demographics. I think we should file some sort of writ about this. Habeus something-or-other, wheretofor.

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 31, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be filing a Petition For Wigwammit! And a Motion To Slimzhad Flagoogie!

I went to a 3rd Tier Lawschool!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You went to stanfurd law? Get the deuces tecum out of here.

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 31, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahah, I didnt even attempt to apply to Stanford. I knew there was a 0.0% chance I’d get in.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think your dashing good looks raise that to a 0.5%

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by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Proper spelling of stanfurd FAIL. Flagged

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by CALumbus Bear on Mar 31, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to flatter you until you recognize my 5 tool potential.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please, Twist, recognize this youngster as a tool.

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 31, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like 5 tool in one!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Motion to kiss my ass?

Many years from now, when his name's recalled
Everyone will say, "He should have passed the ball"
-- Al Stewart, "Football Hero"

by PaulThomas on Mar 31, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where and when?

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by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO Earth Science!

Surely you must have spent some time in beautiful McCone hall?

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by norcalnick on Mar 31, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I used to work in Hilgard…who’s lab were you in?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

*whose

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I was never allowed to go anywhere as nice as McCone….I worked in the Banfield Lab down in Hilgard with its suspect leaking ceilings and filthy floors…no finer place for cutting-edge science haha…

by firefly on Mar 31, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banfield? Huh I haven’t heard that name. I worked for the Goldstein lab up on the 3rd floor.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banfield? Huh I haven’t heard that name. I worked for the Goldstein lab up on the 3rd floor.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banfield? Huh I haven’t heard that name. I worked for the Goldstein lab up on the 3rd floor.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

gone fishing

My boss is really into fishing, and if things are slow, a decent way to spend an hour is to say something about sharks or whales and get him started on a story. He also introduced me to underwatertimes.com, which is why I’ve posted totally non-Cal related ocean-related stories a couple times. Anyway, there’s nothing too random or bizarre out there today, but as a girl lurker I feel inspired by carp to post anything, anything at all.

Humboldt squid in N CA

too many choices for australian sharks

And I was interested in this story about Japan vs. S Korea in the cutthroat world of figure skating, with the additional subtext of bad blood, historically speaking.

eh, I’m out. I don’t know how you regular posters do it. I’m exhausted.

by kolwave on Mar 31, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s easy! We just don’t think about what we’re saying!!!

ork ork ork

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d agree, but I now must count to ten before posting

Ek, do, teen, char, panch, che, saath, ath, nau, dus

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never realised how difficult it is to spell Hindi numbers in English.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I barely remember how to spell them in Hindi.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s unfortunate. That skill could come in quite handy.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

For picking up girls who look like Frieda Pinto at Beckett’s?

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have never successfully picked up a desi girl at Beckett’s :( Way to rub it in

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Failed it!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why must you hat?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because I’m mad.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why so mad?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you drink vodka sodas they’ll be all over you.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so true!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a rumor today on the radio that Gwenyth Paltrow is upset that Estee Lauder is trying to hire Freida Pinto as a spokeperson. She is worried she is going to be phased out by the younger, more attractive, and vastly less talented Pinto.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does acting talent have to do with promoting cosmetics?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely nothing as long as you can pull off magnum

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more of a blue steel kinda guy myself.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was tin. Also, chee.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. I don’t even know if there’s a standardized way to spell it.

It’s pronounced theen and chhay, but that’s the extent to which I can spell it out.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no good way to spell a soft t in English, because th is a different character.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the “th” sound in “broth”, right?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, don’t think before I post. Saves on time.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it my imagination or did SBN change the Preview And Post buttons? Did they just cut off the corners, Battlestar Galactica style?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes they did. I don’t really get what the point was.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just one part of SBN coming into compliance with the Web 2.07a standard:

145.23.a – All buttons must have rounded corners.

by zoonews on Mar 31, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

And here all this time I thought rounded corners were a provision of the Hawley-Smoot tariff…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

They changed a lot more than that, Twist. Big changes under the hood, including awesome AP photos. Check the email groups.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, Iread all that stuff. I’m depressed that they brought in the AP photos. Now, my photo essays won’t look as awesome. :(!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s one AP photo per story, and they only stay up a limited time. Your photo essays will always have a special place here.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

...I'm a little confused here

I could have posted every single women’s basketball AP photo the other day…Now SB Nation will only let you guys use 1? Or are all the photos we post not considered legal or something?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

We get to use one legally, yes. And thus goes the effort to further legitimize SBNation as a news organization.

I wouldn’t worry about importing AP photos into FanPosts, though.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Snowkiting?

I’d much rather kitesurf, but this seems interesting.

Warning the first Minute is incredibly lame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48NrikofSFU

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

are we gonna get a fantasy baseball league going? Too many peeps?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

are there even 12 baseball fans here? is there time enough to get a draft together?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a baseball fan, but busy summers prevent me from fantasy baseball. If you needed people I would join.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think i’m in a league with like 5 other teams. My lineup is STACKED.

I’m in another 12 team league (with a bunch of guys who played baseball). In that league, it’s all about finding the unknown sluggers-to-be.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

u wanna be commish?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there more interest?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

in about 14 min we have 4-5 peeps interested. I think we can ghetto rig a league together.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m always down. Just so you know, I always win. Ask rags and Twist.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 31, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like a very “loose” commish that promotes active/flagrant shit talking.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll love me.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone want to set this up?

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll volunteer to set it up later today, my concern would actually be that we get too many people interested in it, that’s why I want to know how many people are interested, how deep would the league go? Do we need two leagues? Etc.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Start one up. If it fills up, start another.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

save a spot 4 me!!!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, everyone has to be able to make the draft time, which should weed out a few. Since you’re the commish, you get to choose the time, I guess. I mean, Sunday night seems like the most plausible, no?

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except that I’ll flying across the country this Sunday and the next. How would people feel about next Tuesday?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Tuesday’s all right…what time?

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

FANPOST DISCUSSION FANPOST DISCUSSION FANPOST DISCUSSION

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

don’t we have weird “ranking” things and it autodrafts?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

AUTODRAFTERS ARE NOT WELCOME. THE WHOLE POINT OF THE DRAFT IS TO TALK SHIT.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yessir!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last year I wrote an e-mail to my entire Fantasy Football league, talking shit to every single team (mostly about how half of them refused to login or update their choices. I got one response. It made me sad. I NEED trash talk in a league to stay interested all season.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

will u b our commish?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that, you called me an alcoholic.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I wrong?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Given that I’m a little hung over right now…no.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you don’t choke in the playoffs, that is.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should have added – I always win in the regular season.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hello Oklahoma!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for being awesome…who’s the RB in the fifth panel?

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Slaton?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either him or Devine…looks like a small guy, so I’m guessing Devine.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

5’8" 170…for some reason he looks tiny in that pic.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pedroia’s listed at 5’9 when he’s like 5’5".

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 31, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Devine is really 5’5 or 5’6. Quizz height.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s faster than Quizzno’s though, innit?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I’M faster than Quizz.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Devine? is that you?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE THE FANTASY BASEBALL FANPOST ALREADY

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And stronger than Michael Oher, apparently.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

DUH

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quizz has Yvenson Bernard speed.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hair, too!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only, Twist, if only.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Noel Divine

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Sanders.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t she be able to figure that out on her own?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not with the experience your mother has.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did you meet her?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you want the story?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know How You Met His Mother!

Or HYMHM

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yellow umbrella?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a sex architect, so no.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got banned from playing laser tag :(

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m down, but I have no clue who is good an kd who isn’t… I haven’t played fantasy baseball since like 9th grade, and I don’t know anybody besides name players.

Create a FanPost, and see who signs up. Then set up an online draft for like a Sunday evening. You’d have to be the commish.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah, I can’t be trusted. Plus I have too many fantasy sports teams as is.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im in 3 leagues already. Thats good enough for me.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is my 3rd…c’mon Twist, please?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but 3 is enough for me.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Going on lunchtime

One lurker has come out of the woodlurk. Praise be to firefly.

COME ON LURKERS.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I think we should name them something other than lurkers. When I think of lurking I think of stalk and peeping, and therefore a negative connection is make with lurkers.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Potential Bloggers.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now we’re getting somewhere!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 31, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

5-Star Prospects

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

You knew something like this was coming. “Slap Chop this, Motherfucker!!!!”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

OLD NEWS.

Berkelium97 posted this in another DBD.

You FAIL.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doh!

Tricked again. Damn you TBred! DAMN YOU!

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

But not so tricked I don’t win again!

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blog-Viewers

I’m interested in knowing who else is out there, and how far the CGB community extends.

From an Architectural standpoint we have a virtual place directly connecting people from all over the world to a physical place (Cal), most people here share similar values and common experiences, I’m curious to know how far across the country and world this virtual place is connecting people.

You don’t have to say too much, just the city you are in, and why you come to here.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

San Francisco, CA

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the people that just view, but thanks.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle, WA

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should google map, everyones response. that would be interesting.

though, i don’t think 90210 is long enough for both that and a favorite berkeley restaurants post

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

India, Malaysia, China, South Africa, Denmark? That’s awesome!

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bots.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what is most frustrating about most of these statistics: it’s tough to tell who is a bot and who is not.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a bot.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

My point exactly.

Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!

by Berkelium97 on Mar 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point, didn’t think of that.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they self-aware?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you doing Rishi? I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Open the pod bay doors, MAHARG

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually have no idea if what I said is correct. I just said it.

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING LAWYER!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahaha rec’d for being true

but should have said “litigator” to make it more truish

Hydro is back, all is right with the world.

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 31, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't know that!

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

AK reprezentin’!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gee, seems like there are lots of us in the NorthEast. Not me but lots

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

who’s stuck in S. Dakota?

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of all things, THAT is what you’re curious about?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

they have internet there?

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was born in South Dakota.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ar you Travis Hafner?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. I was kidding.

They don’t have hospitals in South Dakota. Just teepees.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad actually goes to South Dakota semi-regularly. He goes there to hunt. And the saddest part is the cost of airfare. Its about $1000, and takes 3 flights to get there. I’d much rather go to Japan, London, Hawaii, Vancouver…..

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Waldrugs.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it really Mount Rushmore if it doesn’t have Tedford?

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

o...WELCOME! BE SURE TO LOOK AROUND AND CHECK OUT THINGS

LIKE PRO SPORTS, MUSEUMS, SUN, THE OCEAN, ETC.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow…Greenland’s full of ’em!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d, for not having to do work

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sarah Palin is toads checking us out!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is that last visitor? Is that NYC? Could that be DANZIG!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berkeley, CA

Crazy, right?

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

most people here share similar values

Except for The Maharg. He’s a fundamentalist Zoroastrian.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes as a eparate fanpost, blogs do a “Roll Call.” If you so desire to do this, its all you big boy. winks. winks again.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I wanted to put forth a question that might entice people like the Toads Awesome Firefly, to speak up and join in. I thought this question would be simple and harmless, while also satisfying one of my curiousities.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I am def toads for cereal about how AWESOME Firefly is!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS I still think thats a good idea. I think we were planning on doing something like that iin th emiddle ofa dusty june month. But if you wanna do it now, thats fine.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 31, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

its cool, i’ll focus on my favorite restaurants

I’m scheduled to play tennis and do taxes tonight.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious Question

For Fantasy Baseball players:

Should I select Edgar Renteria with my first overall pick? I remember he was good in 2003!

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

BARRY ZITO

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 31, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

take anyone but Lincecum from the Giants.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN HAZ JONADON SUNCHEZ?

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

be sure to load up on middle relievers early.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You give such great advice. Thanks!

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

might want to think about Bobby Crosby, too.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is that Pat Burrell is always the best player in April. Every year.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Lincecum’s good for another couple years before his arm breaks in half.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has to get leukemia first. And Dravecky is awesome, don’t forget that.

by turkey on Mar 31, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

LINK

In addition to Kentucky, Arizona came after him over the weekend offering not a salary but a blank check. Calipari said, “No thanks.”

Not even for eleventy billion dollars would Calipari set foot in Tucson.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 31, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Gabe King

Just saw this video interview with Gabe King, a DE prospect who lists Cal among his top 1.5 (with UNC). Rivals currently has him as the #34 player in the 2010 class, though that’s bound to change. Also he digs Tosh Lupoi.

by joffle on Mar 31, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nice link…thanks!

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a major target at this point.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we can get one of King

and Cassius Marsh,
I’m gonna be happy.

Both, and I’m not even sure what I’ll do. lol

by ohmangoAs on Mar 31, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I read it

and that’s why it was on my mind.

Speaking of which, way to post a relevant link in the DLD!

by ohmangoAs on Mar 31, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that we are one of the top choices for a major east coast prospect has me so excited. fUCLA is the only other west coast school listed. I am getting more and more excited about the prospects of this class.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 31, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question: where does one go for Cal recruiting news, without, say, paying for rivals or bearinsider?

by joffle on Mar 31, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thoroughbred…seriously. Just ask him for any updates in the DBD.

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 31, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, you can ask him about pretty much anything recruiting-related.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much your only option at this point. Once information about our Spring and Summer camps comes out, I’ll be sharing what I read and hear.

If you have a specific question about a player, I’ll do my best to look up what I can on him.

And, to be clear, the Rivals board and MoragaBear on BN have a lot of good info. If you were really into it, I’d pay for Rivals, but during the offseason, the board is pretty slow. I’d wait for the season to roll around to start paying.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 31, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament for $20,000 in tuition

Thought this was so HIMYM………

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-rockpaper21-2009mar21,0,4888755.story

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 31, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have our own broshambo tourney.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then TP the place hosting it

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 31, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that episode (Lily and Marshall’s storyline was a little weak, though)

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coach Sarkisian is on Twitter.

LINK

Boring stuff. Here’s Petey’s latest update:

Will Ferrell Twitter? Will he?? (get it?? it’s a play on words…) Keep competing, let’s turn him into a tweed! http://tinyurl.com/chban5

Oh man, he just keeps on giving.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 31, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And people wonder how Pete lands top recruits year-in, year-out.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

....wha?

Who the hell wonders why Pete lands top recruits year-in, year-out?

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 31, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhetorical. Stay with me here.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay with you? Like at your apartment?

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 31, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Still beaming from my Saturday: Day 1 of Spring Ball, Prince concert at Nokia Theater and seeing James Taylor perform at SC… What a day!!

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!

Totes McGoats!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

very nice, joben

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 31, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bro Namath.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Orleans, weekend after this one.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t we just talk goats here?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that would offend people unfamiliar with goats.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I had a goat when I was a kid, then the evil Americans came and killed him.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Mike Riley

People probably got confused about that.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 31, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, no Kevin Riley?

I take my rec back!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry it's deposited

We put it into AIG. It should be safe.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 31, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 31, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for using deposited and safe in the same post and not making a bad pun

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

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