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DBD 3.27.09 Best of CGB Results

Exit polls have been compiled for yesterday's madness (if people voted for multiple things, i divided 1 by the things they voted for). Numbers in parentheses stand for percentage of votes.

Things I've learned from  the commenters:

1) DBD is our most popular staple

2) We should win more games and celebrate them more

3) Yellow Fever needs to do more ESPN chats

4) If anyone ever says Honk again, we have the green light to flag them

5) If Hydro and Swedish Chef ran this blog for the next six months, none of you would mind. Some of you might even consider it an improvement.

6) Some of you people are really weird. Double Air-E Honk? Seriously?


Onto the results.
Best CGB Commenter (ignored people who voted for themselves): Rishi (2.2), JShufelt (1.2), Danzig (1.2), Maharg in Tucked in Banana Suit (31/30), Spazzy, CalBear81 (1/3), comptontom (1/3),  Thoroughbred (.5) Twist (0.2).  

 

Best CGB Regular Feature: Reveling in Victory! (1.5), Any football post by Hydro, Blogging with the Enemy, DBD (4), the detailed breakdowns of game strategies (someone half voted for reveling in victory & the DBD), Ask Yellow Fever (2), Knowing Thy Enemy (.5),  

 

Favorite CGB Post: Conquering AtQ (2.5), DBD 12.15.08 Who here has finished their XMas shopping? ragnarok’s recruiting post, Carp’s two or was it three? part post brainstorming ideas to increase pac-10 exposure and prestige, DBD 1.14.09 What Do You Mean by Double Air-E Honk?, the open threads on the tree removals, Danzig's Nate Longshore post,  Is Kevin Craft Palling Around with Murderous Cannibals? (0.5), DBD 2.3.09 (0.5), DBD 2.5.09 (0.5), Everything Hydro has ever done (0.5), Odious Machine (0.5), CGB Tagline Idea Thread (0.5), DancingDoc Interview (0.5)

I wish CGB would cover more…TwistNHook, football (2), humourous shenanigans and anecdotes involving co-workers/clients and the other idiots we all have to deal with on a day-to-day basis (2), Analysis of HydroTech’s analysis,of my massive rear end, everything seems to be covered sufficiently; anything missed usually turns up in the DBDs, swing passes during basketball season, making fun of Rishi’s love of Friends, Sign Making, baseball (0.5) and volleyball (0.5)

 

I wish CGB would cover less…baseball (2), sports, basketball, women's basketball (sheesh, you guys want us to turn into Gawker?), Indian hotties, hotties exist within every ethnicity, we should spotlight them all, TwistNHook, Patrick Chung and Cameron Colvin pictures, of my ginormous caulk, that sounds NSFW,  skin, honks

 

Best Danzig highlight reel: Jahvid Best/Yakety Sax (3), Michigan State (2), Beast Mode, Willie T,  love them all, 2008 Civil War,  any of the ones where we won,  Emerald Bowl, Syd'Quan, Justin Forsett

 

Best random DBD discussion on this site: The one about me., Too many to list…, Ragnarok making out during Die Hard 4 and dolphins (2), Lebowski, ATQ's declaration of Independence, the financial crisis breakdowns with danzig and the boys, The many mustachioed Karl Dorrell, Dubai Gardens (1 1/3), Ask a lawyer and ye shall receive (1/3), what not to wear (1/3), Anything Twist is involved with, someone double posted a line, and then some combo of about 6 posters repeated each post verbatim but with a different poster, Pac10 Cheerleaders

 

Worst random DBD discussion on this site: N/A, also too many to list…, Music discussions (1.5), Women’s Rights, 12.17.08 Let Me Be the First to Apologize, any of the political ones (2), baseball, Quizz vs. Best (0.5), DBD 3.3.09 Digger Phelps, No, I’ve hooked up with more Indian girls than you! (1 1/3), How to get a suit tailored (1/3)and who’s the most amazing hardcore frat boy drinker lolololol I drink at 8am I’m so cool guyz! (1/3), Everything But Pac10 Cheerleaders

 

Best Internet meme started by this site: I declare you Sanchez (3.5), Honk (2),   I’m not really a meme kind of guy, Totebag?, This, Bak Bak (0.5), "It’s spelled S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x", Spazzy Mcgee’s Pain Train Musings, NAILED IT!, This site is a meme. YOU’RE A MEME.,

 

Worst Internet meme started by this site: Honk (6.25), ork ork ork (2), I declare you sanchez, What the Giants did last year (2.25), geese (0.25), NAILED IT (0.25)

 

Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: YO (3), I don’t read anything that isn’t on CGB (3),  Bears Necessity (2, yay!), Jeff Farudo,  Free Darko, ,  Bears With Fangs, Ken Crawford, EDSBS

 

If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Mark Sanchez (2), CBKWit, Twist, The fucker that used the fastrak lane to bypass all the people paying the toll, only to bail out at the end, and try to butt into a normal lane, stopping all traffic in the fastrak lane for 4 minutes, You, Dumpster Muffin,  Journalists who think the Niners want to draft Mark Sanchez, a Medusa-like monster with the face and accompanying goatee of carp, the torso and limbs of Rishi, and the mental capacity of famous Cal troll Amy, Pete Carrol and his stranglehold on college football, SBN Mike Montgomery., Los Angeles (0.5), clowns (0.5)

 

Part II coming next week!

Star-divide

Cal Rugby loses. Wait, LOSES???

 

Taking its first loss of the season but winning the "World Cup" series on total points over two matches, California came back from a 15-point deficit and took the lead twice in the second half but could not hang on against British Columbia Thursday at Thunderbird Stadium, as an 80th-minute penalty kick by UBC flyhalf Harry Jones delivered a 24-23 defeat to the Golden Bears (26-1).

Cal has now won three consecutive World Cups and 10 of the past 13 two-match battles, with one contest at each team's venue. The Bears beat the Thunderbirds at Witter Rugby Field, 31-15, to open the 2009 series Feb. 21 - a match that can be seen on ESPNU at 6 p.m. PT on April 6.

 

 

Marshawn blogs:

i know its been a long time since i left you witout some dope words to make fun of ... but im back in the yard to say whats up ... its been kinda rough dis last month on me... but i held it together and stayed strong ... i figured what don't kill me make me stronger... i know i messed up before and even fumbled, but it's something about me that a lot of people wouldn't believe... i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do... but on a nother note, we started workouts again and its time to do work all over again... hold ya chin up... nuh nuh nuh... gone

 

Nnamdi_medium

via www.sfgate.com

Finally, Nnamdi is awesome:

The face of the Oakland Raiders is not third-year quarterback JaMarcus Russell's. It actually is Nnamdi Asomugha, the 27-year-old Pro Bowl cornerback with shutdown cover skills and an older soul's community conscience. Asomugha is as comfortable locking down elite receivers as he will be looking up Bill Clinton at the former president's Harlem, N.Y., office next month as he leads a recruiting trip of 10 disadvantaged East Oakland high school students seeking college scholarships they might otherwise never receive.
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Junk punching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LptzAD5aYo&feature=related

“What Happens in Vegas” was a surprisingly watchable movie overall. I was pleasantly surprised.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

on a different note

Chowder’s One Word Movie Reviews – Quarantine:

Don’t

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi’s Half Word Movie Review – I Love You, Man

Aw

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

so is it ‘ful’ or ‘esome’?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

my girlfriend is dragging me to see it this weekend, so i checked it out and it received an 80% on rotten tomatos

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it. It’s hilarious and meant for guys.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. It’s a half-word review!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go away, stop tempting Rishi.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

My apologies.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot, it’s not oaktownmario!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop being such a jai ho!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop being such an I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gold medalist Nathan Adrian is now NCAA Champion! This guy is GOOD!

COLLEGE STATION, TEXAS – The California men’s swimming team got a superb performance from sophomore Olympian Nathan Adrian, who captured the 2009 NCAA title in the 50-yard freestyle with an American record time of 18.71, during the first day of the 2009 NCAA Men’s Swimming Championships at the Student Rec Center Natatorium in College Station, Texas. The Golden Bears, under the direction of second year head coach David Durden, were also the national runners-up in the 400 medley relay and placed third in the 200 free relay in Day One of the NCAA meet Thursday. After six events, Cal sits in fifth place with 103 points, trailing only Texas (171), Auburn (141), Stanford (130) and Florida (107).

Adrian gave the Bears their first national title in the 50 free since 2000 Olympic gold medalist Anthony Ervin won the 50-meter freestyle at the 2000 NCAA championships. Adrian edged out James Feigen of Texas, who swam a time of 18.84, and Matt Targett of Auburn who recorded a mark of 18.87. Adrian won a gold medal at the 2008 Beijing Olympics as a member of the United States 400 free relay, competing in the prelims.

The Cal 400 medley relay team of senior backstroker David Russell, sophomore breaststroker Damir Dugonjic, butterflyer Graeme Moore and Adrian swam a new school record time of 3:01.69, but narrowly missed a national championship as they were edged out by Auburn’s 3:01.39.

In the 200 free relay, the team of Adrian, Moore, sophomore Josh Daniels and senior Bennett Clark trailed Auburn (1:14.08) and Stanford (1:14.22), yet set a new school record with a time of 1:15.13. The 2009 Bears topped the old record of 1:15.78 set by Duje Draganja, Rolandas Gimbutis, Jonas Tilly and Milorad Cavic in 2005.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Track athlete takes 3rd on decathalon:

Sophomore Kyle Mills-Bunje took third in the decathlon in the UC Davis Multi Meet on Thursday at the Woody Wilson Track. Mills-Bunje set a new personal best in the event with a final score of 6,778 points at the conclusion of the two-day event. Current Cal volunteer assistant coach, Mark Jellison, won the event with 7,274 points.

Mills-Bunje finished first in the pole vault, notching a personal-best mark of 15-3 (4.65m). He also took third in the javelin with a score of 158-09 (48.39m).

Jellison, competing unattached currently took first with Fresno State’s Matt Bushnell in second with 6,828 points.

The Bears will also compete this week in the Stanford Invitational from March 27-28.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Baseball hosts Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuu:

Fri., March 27 vs. Washington State Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 2:30 p.m.
Sat., March 28 vs. Washington State Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 12:00 p.m.
Sun., March 29 vs. Washington State Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 1:00 p.m.

BEAR NOTES: Cal (13-8, 2-1) competes in its second Pac-10 series of the season this week, hosting Washington State March 27-29, at Evans Diamond. The Golden Bears have improved their home record to 7-5 after defeating Bay Area rival Stanford two-of-three games (W 7-6, L 6-5 in 12 inn., W 11-4) March 21-23 to open league play, and topping Santa Clara, 9-6, on Wednesday. Sophomore first baseman/outfielder Mark Canha, the March 3 Pac-10 Player of the Week, continues his torrid pace, batting a team-leading .398 (33-for-83, 2nd in Pac-10) and is first in the conference in total bases (61) and home runs (eight), and is third in the league in hits (33), RBI (26) and slugging percentage (.735). Canha has now hit safely in 20 of the Bears’ 21 games. Sophomore shortstop Brian Guinn is second on the team with a .394 average (28-for-71, 3rd in Pac-10) with three doubles, two triples and 13 RBI. Guinn is currently on a career-best nine-game hitting streak. Junior center fielder Brett Jackson, a first-team preseason All-American in Baseball America, has also hit safely in 20 of the Bears’ 21 games and leads the Pac-10 with 34 hits. Jackson is batting .378 (34-for-90, 5th in Pac-10) with eight doubles (5th in Pac-10), a triple, four home runs and 15 RBI. Cal leads the league with a .317 team batting average with a conference-high 240 hits, 28 home runs and 389 total bases. On the mound, the Bears have a league-best nine saves, with freshman right-hander Erik Johnson recording four saves (2nd in Pac-10). Cal’s No. 1 starter is freshman right-hander Matt Flemer, who is 2-0 with a 4.84 ERA and a save, and has 27 strikeouts in 22.1 innings. Flemer’s first outing was Feb. 25 at Santa Clara, pitching 6.2 innings with four hits, two runs, no walks and 13 strikeouts. Another top pitcher has been junior left-handed reliever Michael Bugary, who is 3-0 with a 1.64 ERA (4th in Pac-10) and a team-high 35 strikeouts (6th in Pac-10) in 22.0 innings. Nine of Cal’s opponents this season were 2008 NCAA Regional participants. The Bears’ 2009 schedule is considered the nation’s third toughest by Boyd’s World.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 7:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Womens tennis to take on LA Schools:

at No. 10 USC
Friday, March 27 – 1:30 p.m.
David X. Marks Tennis Stadium | Los Angeles, Calif.

at No. 9 UCLA
Saturday, March 28 – Noon
Los Angeles Tennis Center | Los Angeles, Calif.

Complete March 26 California Women’s Tennis Release in PDF Format Get Acrobat Reader

THIS WEEK: The No. 8-ranked California women’s tennis team (11-3, 2-0 Pac-10) will tangle with the top teams in the Pac-10 as it resumes conference play on the road at No. 10 USC (13-2, 1-0 Pac-10) and No. 9 UCLA (13-3, 1-0 Pac-10) this week in Los Angeles. The Golden Bears will face the Women of Troy on Friday, March 27 at 1:30 p.m. at the David X. Marks Tennis Stadium before taking on the Bruins in a rematch of last year’s NCAA championship match on Saturday, March 28 at noon at the Los Angeles Tennis Center. Live scores and video will be available for each match at www.usctrojans.com and www.uclabruins.com.

LAST WEEK: The Bears suffered their first defeat at home this season as they split matches. Cal defeated No. 42-ranked Denver, 5-2, to spoil former Cal standout Amy Jensen’s homecoming as a head coach before narrowly falling to No. 18-ranked Fresno State by a 4-3 count. No. 22-ranked senior Bojana Bobusic ran her singles winning streak to eight matches as she claimed Pac-10 women’s tennis player of the week honors; the third time for Cal this season. She improved to 27-7 overall and notched an impressive 13-1 mark in dual matches with her three-set win over Fresno State’s Tinesta Rowe. No. 21-ranked sophomore Marina Cossou returned from a layoff due to injury to play in two doubles matches and one singles match. With Cossou back with fellow senior Claire Ilcinkas and sophomore Mari Andersson nursing the flu, Bobusic teamed up with freshman Jana Juricova for their first matches together since the fall and went 2-0 including an 8-5 win over the top-ranked team of Anastasia Petukhova and Renata Kucerkova of Fresno State. The Bears claimed the doubles point for the 10th time this season against the Bulldogs.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 7:41 AM PDT reply actions  

PS Honk

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Flagged for not listening to Avinash
4) If anyone ever says Honk again, we have the green light to flag them

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for listening to Avinash. Also, I want your home address and a description of your face slash man boobs, so I know how to honk repeatedly. You deserve that for your disgraceful “listening” to “Avinash.”

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just go to a CGB meet-up sometime. Then you shall have your chance.

Spring football/surplus sale meet-up?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for not making “ORK ORK ORK” the worst meme ever.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t aware it had risen to the level of a meme.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn’t think it had either.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It really isn’t, but it still managed to get votes for worst meme.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats even worse!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, HONK is still the worst.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least itsa meme. Peoiple hate ORK and its not even risen to the level of meme!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS New word. Instead of totes, let’s try toads. Now, The Maharg’s totes google image search will be powerless against us!

PPS Nobody tell him.

PPPS This will be def toads awesome!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Even better,

Horned frogs. Thats def horned frogs awesome!

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats, by far, the stupidest thing Ive ever heard! And I listen to myself speak a good deal of the time.

I mean horned frogs?!??! That just makes no sense. Toads makes NO sense!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

o rly?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could not have forseen this!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

PPPPS:

Needs more Swedish Chef.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Flagged

Swedish Chef blows

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged

Suggesting that Swedish Chef blows.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno, I heard from very reliable sources (your mother) that the Swdish Chef does, in fact, blow .

Wait, you’re not a girl, are you?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mother’s been dead since 2006, asshole.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is awkward.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep stuff like that in mind should you do another dumb “mother” joke, m’kay?

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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your mom wasn’t awkward last night AMIRITE?!?!?!

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only awkward if you let it be awkward.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi, you really need to stop the mother references. When someone’s mother has died, having those kind of comments made about her feels like getting punched in the gut. I know this because you previously made such a comment about my mother, and she’s also dead. Died of breast cancer on December 25, 1999. Merry Christmas.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Okay, “your mother” jokes are now off my repertoire.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that doesn’t rule out yo mama jokes.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's probably best if everyone cut out

the “yo mama”, “your wife” type of insults, unless you guys are friends and have a pre-existing friendly relationship.

People tend to say things behind a computer screen without thinking of the ramifications, and for the reasons explained by CalBear and Swamp, you just never know how such a comment will affect someone. Again if you guys are long time friends, knock yourselves out with the mama/wife/sister jokes, but if not it’s probly for the best to stay away from them.

by oaktownmario on Mar 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How about “Yo Papal” jokes. As long as they aren’t Catholic, it should be OK, right?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m not allowed to say a yo-mama joke on a sports forum, then I officially quit the internet.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

where would you go if you quit the internet? Skynet?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m not allowed to say a yo-mama joke on a sports forum, then I officially quit yo mama

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m not allowed to say a yo yo ma joke on a sports forum, then I officially quit the internet.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seinfeld reference.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spazzy, nobody can stop you from doing anything. We arent the thought police here. I think the experience today just taught us that sometimes things can go horribly horribly wrong. Make all the “yo mama” jokes you want. Some of the time it wont matter. Some of the time, people might not like you that much afterwards. Its your reputation, not mine.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well noone likes him to start. What does he have to lose?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touche!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ride the Burqa!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

By that logic, any kind of humor could potentially offend someone who reads this blog…

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never particularily found Yo Mama jokes to be that funny. If the upside is nil and the downside is fairly steep, maybe people should about reconsidering. Its about hilarity efficiency, folks!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, from now on, all jokes must include a HONK in them. It will be hilarious! (results not guaranteed)

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha, whats the downside of Honking somebody? I cant think of a single one!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they’re really a girl and have breasts and you get sued for sexual harassment?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can generally tell.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what happens when women storm out of your office questioning your attorneyhood?

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, clearly, your mother couldn’t tell with you.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twist is all about tasteful jokes

tell the one about stupid bitches again!

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by CBKWit on Mar 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Firstly, it was ugly, not stupid.

Secondly, that’s a GREAT bit! If I want to get punched in the face and slash or killed by terrorists.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarity efficiency? You humor stat heads are taking all of the joy out of making funnies. Next thing you know somebody’s going to tell me that Pauly Shore is underrated because his laugh to word ratios broke a record in 1997!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Mar 27, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know Dane Cook’s LulzORP is the lowest in the majors?

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t need LulzORP to know that Dane Cook isn’t clutch. He’s not a gamer like Chris Rock

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Mar 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am to comedy what Billy Beane is to baseball. A middling outfielder, at best.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you aren’t gonna move into the front office, then trade me for a club-footed reliever, are you?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm offended by guys who don't like Tom Holmoe

I mean, it was because of Holmoe that we have Tedford! You are so short sighted.

Tom Holmoe is my hero!

by oaktownmario on Mar 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

His son went to my middle school.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

To wade into the dangerous waters of trying to provide a serious response on this site, I would say that we certainly can’t be limit our comments only to things which could not be offensive to anyone. That would leave very little to say, and turn us into something like BruinsNation or AN. But I do think we ought to try to avoid things which could reasonably expect to be hurtful to another person. Particularly when they are nothing more than sophmoric attempts at humor, and don’t really add anything to the discussion.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Particularly when they are nothing more than sophmoric attempts at humor, and don’t really add anything to the discussion.

I AM SO FUCKED!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this an attempt to unofficially B& me? As the only person on this site that has previously been B& (that I know of), I take offense to this direct attack on my participation. I demand an apology.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody can bamperstand you.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that vote of confidence. But your mother bamperstanded me many times last night. It was horrific.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s highly offensive.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, please forgive me. I never meant to offend anyone on the internet.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t really add anything to the discussion.

As opposed to the steady stream of Honks and Nailed it!s?

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the combination of being hurtful AND adding nothing to the discussion. Adding nothing to the discussion, by itself, is entirely appropriate.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Particularly when they are nothing more than sophmoric attempts at humor, and don’t really add anything to the discussion.

Well, that’s just mean!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

sophmoric attempts at humor

So that basically rules out this website…

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi, thats Strike 2 (Strike 1 being ORK ORK ORK). 1 more strike and we’ll have to ban you from Athletics Nation for 30 days!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHALED IT!

(Can I be banned from AN yet?)

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ill cointact Nico IMMEDIATELY!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that “How I Met Your Mother” jokes (were there to be any) are also now off your repertoire.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You arent one of them, too, are you???

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean awesome?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop flirting with Rishi, he knows you aren’t oaktownmario!!!!

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m missing something here.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, this was clearly established yesterday in the DBD.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was a little bit lost. You and oaktownmario shared Dumpster Muffin, this caused Twist to vomit my lunch on me. And what about this hitting on me business?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re out of your element.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate explaining jokes.

Yesterday in the DBD, I thought I was replying to something you said about being driven away from CGB. I responded asking if a Cadillac would work. I got confused because I was responding as quickly as I could and oaktownmario and rollonubears look similiar given the all lowercase names. This spawned me warning Rishi that rollonubears wasn’t you. I hate you.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, rollonubears rejects all of my sexual advances (I hope I’m not offending anyone)

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re only offending a certain law about notification of your neighbors.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they hot?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how many vodka sodas you’ve had

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about bloody marys?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have never heard of bloody mary goggles but I guess they’re theoretically possible.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hangover + sleep deprivation + a-a-a-alcohol = bloody mary goggles.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just get a stutter?

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame it on that.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

what else is new?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

New York?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just watched The Big Lebowski, didn’t you?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… come back to my place?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beer goggles, dude.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you miss me and maharg trading quotes yesterday?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read every one of those 1,200 comments!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did too. OK, I read most of them. I ’z’ed past some when it was clear the conversation had descended into a string of back-and-forth one-liners, most of them either overused memes or unoriginal movie quotes.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Failed It!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously.

You read something like 10 or 11 comments total?

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

i actually read about 98% of the comments on this site. if i miss a game thread (because i was attending the event), i don’t often go back and read those comments, but i read pretty much everything else.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

So can you explain where the “How does this relate to the A-11 offense” meme orignated from?

I think I have an idea, but I may be wrong.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? You missed that?

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

So in my mind, there was a huge post on the A-11 offense. It became an obsession, etc.

I discovered the meme when I did a post on spread offenses and how the WVU style differs from Texas Tech’s. No one responded except Twist, who said “I’m confused. How does this relate to the A-11 offense?”

And I picked it up from there.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was pretty much like that, as far as i know.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOLD UP A FUCKING SECOND

The WVU and Texas Tech offenses are different?

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They’re exactly the same, which is why Pat White is known as a QB who throws 500 times a game and Graham Harrell just scrambles a ton.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you explain pretty much where every meme came from except for honk?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

most of them have stupid and non-interesting origins

like “This” and “I think the Giants did that last year”

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where did the act of declaring someone sanchez come from?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joint effort between me and Shu.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This might be my favorite question ever.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is CFADONICS?

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go here.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it loads it basically rapes my computer.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s a first ballot HOF-er you’re talking about there!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s worth it — trust me.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we going to talk about Sanchez declaring?
Or are we just going to proceed with inane Internet memes

by BearsNecessity on Jan 14, 2009 3:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

 

Better yet – we’re going to make Sanchez declaring an inane internet meme.

It’s spelled “"S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E”

by JShufelt on Jan 14, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

 

I declare you Sanchez!

I have no new information on that at this time.

by Rishi on Jan 14, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That’s where it all started. Then Shu made awesome photoshops of the Sanchez declaring meme.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, but WTF does it mean?

I declare you a DICK?

I declare you SCUM?

I declare your school cheats?

WTF does it mean?

by oaktownmario on Mar 27, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty much “I declare you a stupid doody-head.”

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incorrect. It’s pee-pee wee-wee brain.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, yes. there are subtle, though important, differences that I have evidently overlooked.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you speak Internet Meme.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s this.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, stop asking questions.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was legen… wait for it…

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re not lactose intolerant.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

keep waiting…

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because the second word is…

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m 45 years old with really low self esteem. I go to high school dances to pick up chicks…. it usually doesn’t pan out…

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Find them at cooking shows.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find them at spin class.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bench press so much more than whimpy Kevin Durant that they just find their way to me.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

But when it does… Boom Tho!

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I’m in there like swimwear.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for off topic awesomeness

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you stop acting like a giant homogenize

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoofended!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moove out of hear

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi, I have several very close friends that are homosexual, and for you to use the word homo, or a word containing the word homo, even in jest, cuts me like a razor-sharp kai blade that can be found on the Rotato® Vegetable Slicer and be yours for only 19.95 when you call now!

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it come with a Cock Shot®™?

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I def already linked to that in this DBD. Does no one read my comments?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the people who read this blog could be your grand parents…

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that my grandparents are hilariously bad with technology. We bought them a computer for christmas in like 04. Number of times they themselves have turned it on: probably once.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else see a blank spot on the page here?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is your reply to T-bred skipping two pages?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAGES?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, no, never.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about Beaker instead?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Him too.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh… banana sharpener!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Driving Around the Freeways this Morning

I realized now is toads the time to pull of that big bank heist, the police are all motorcading

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, toads is never catching on.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, thought i’d give it a whirl, because whirling is fun

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about twhirling?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twhirling? Please. That’s just a suburban legend.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

How bout TwistNHurling

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Horned frogs horned frogs is!

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Rishi, for giving toads the necessarily anti-Rishi bump. Now, itll TOADS catch on thanks to building resentment towards you!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, a toad bag?! No way.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

NALED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like in Die Hard With A Vengeance, when all the cops were searching every school in Manhattan for a bomb, but there weren’t any schools on Wall St.?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is with you and that franchise? If Die Hard was a dolphin, was Die Hard With a Vengeance a mermaid?

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

they are both awesome movies. i have seen them both multiple times.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

seen them or “seen them”?

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i especially like how USA dubs the catchphrase in the first movie. instead of saying “Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker!” after he kills a bad guy, they dub it as “Yippee-ki-yay, My Friend!” Worst. Dub. Ever!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mr. Falcon.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the dub I know. It’s the second best dub on TV, second only to “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps”

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, just looked that up. that IS awful.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were you watching that movie or too busy making out with dolphins?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Indian hotties

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8nJKa13sBo

The fact that she was married to Salmon Rushdie though…

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude, she’s hot and she cooks well. What more can you expect out of a wife?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

sugar momma

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man up and provide for yourself.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but she married Salmon Rushdie. Doesn’t that seriously undermine the credibility of her taste in all things?

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

She has the opposite of an Oedipus Complex (Electra?). She likes older guys. Her current guy is 69 (heh) years old.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

That’s disgusting. Not just a Daddy complex but a Granddaddy complex. Hopefully he’s mega rich which would at least explain it a bit.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, Salman Rushdie is a world famous author and her current boy is the owner of a PE firm that used to be amongst the 400 wealthiest Americans. You tell me.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

To each their own, I suppose.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I agree, it’s digusting, but at least she just cooks all day and lives a great life.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’d rather lay on a beach and look pretty

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, only girls get to do that. Men must work.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

im tired of this sexist society!

im going to stand up for my right to be a trophy husband

MALE RIGHTS!

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you pretty enough to be considered a trophy?

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you trophy enough to be considered pretty?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

if i stopped working, and focused on being pretty… maybe

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’d only be considered pretty if we looked at you out of focus…

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

no…. i’d also need some vasaline to rub on any camera lenses, then I’d be a maybe

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alternately, wear lip gloss and pout.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

We cant all be as hot as Rishi!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have major emotional problems.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I also want her to lock me in her cage and stop me from drinking with CBKFit.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, now you REALLY have major emotional problems!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I am fit to be Twist!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, we’ll get you the best treatment available, with proper treatment, this can be a short-term condition.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the remedy?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

vodka soda, 2pm on a sunday

OMG I totally win for the best drinker here OMG OMG OMG Spazzy, aren’t you proud of me?

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must say, that was impressive, you outdid me. :(

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drinking with CBKWit can be hazardous to your mental health. Wait, maybe that’s just watching women’s basketball with CBKWit.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda wanna drink with CBKFit.

Can’t be as legendary as drinking with Maharg, but still.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

How was Maharg spouting inane memes while I sat there feeling hungover legendary at all?

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because I totally won the alcoholic-off, come on.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I drank the fastest!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tasted the alcohol.

Spazzy where are you??

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I drank my bloody mary faster than you drank yours.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ordered with soda water.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Call it a draw?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rematch!!!!

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Morning-After or Night-Of?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whole weekend. New Orleans.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had money.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish you stopped coming up with excuses.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I can’t have a fancy office.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an apology, not an excuse.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I granted your wish!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I officially did not read the above exchange.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Around

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was never in question.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!!!!

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m awesomer than you.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lies. You left the bar!

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I could drink more

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You went to get “food”.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And 99 cent sake!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were going to get 99 cent sake, then you got “food”. Despite the fact that you had just eaten with us.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friends were waiting!

I was still sitting tight, right next to 99 cent sake place.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Friends”? Are they more important than internet people?

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. I failed you :(

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I officially did REALLY not read the above exchange.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad you just did. Way to fall into our trap.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it was awesome?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Few things are. Among them are laser tag while suited up.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve actually done that (far prior to the existence of said show).

True story.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think watching ANY sports with CBKWit could have that effect. He’s the most neurotic, manic-depressive sports fan I know.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

neurotic, yes

manic-depressive? That implies I find joy or happiness at some point. I think you mean depressive.

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by CBKWit on Mar 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's brief, but it's there

ok, you’re right, it’s mostly depressive.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I range from seriously depressed to mostly satisfied

in order to be manic, you have to get in that I’m Flying No One Can Stop Me Everything Is Ecstatic place. After Cal wins, I just calmly take it in and figure out something else to be depressed about.

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by CBKWit on Mar 27, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yes, after the games you're like that

i was thinking more along the lines of during the games

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only had soup, cheerios, sprite and bananas the past few days. That video made me in lust, but not for the lady. She was alright. That burger looks delicious.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you wonder why your stomach is in pain.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m laid up in bed too…..stomach flu got worse. been drinking rice water and pedialite the last 12 hours and still can’t hold my fluids. i thought this board would cheer me up but not even CGB can help :-( waaaaaaaaaaaa at least that padma video made me happy for a minute and 2 seconds

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet potato pie and a side of “how you doin’”…..feeling better already. With all the fluids I’ve lost, I think I lost the Nyan in me too

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford Coach Tara VanDerveer talks about the Pac-10 in the tournament and Cal’s chances against UConn:

I think a lot of the story of the tournament is that all year long we, on the west coast, hear about how good the east coast is. And looking at the ACC, they have one team in it, Maryland. And they had five teams lose. I talked to Joanne Boyle this morning. And teams are surprised, Virginia was surprised at how good Cal is. They’d better learn how to say "Devanei," and not call her "Devonee" or something back there. They’re good! Ashley Walker is a terrific player. Or Arizona State, Briann January, going out and beating Florida State. We were given no home courts. The Pac-10 had no home courts. And we’ve got three teams there [in the Sweet 16]. And all year long people have kind of pooh-poohed the Pac-10, or raved about the Big East. And here San Diego State beat DePaul, Notre Dame goes down on their home court, Gonzaga is a five point game. We play basketball out here. And I’m excited that the rest of the country is getting to see.

Q. Do you give Cal a chance against UConn?

A. I definitely do. They’ll have to play really well, but I’ve seen them play really well. They had Oklahoma down 26 points at halftime. Ashley Walker is not afraid of anybody. Alexis Gray-Lawson is capable of going off. We know that. A lot of times . . . when you play in your own conference, it’s like playing in your family. You know people’s tendencies. But [in the tournament] people are not going to know, necessarily – you don’t have time to study, study, study, all these tapes. Obviously Connecticut is the prohibitive favorite. But they haven’t given them the trophy yet. I think there are certain things Cal will have to do, just like there are certain things we have to do. Arizona State will have certain things they have to do. But it would be fun to see an all-Pac-10 Regional Final.

Q. Will Joanne [Boyle] call you to pick your brain?

A. I’ve talked to Joanne about UConn.

Q. Did you tell her how to beat UConn?

A. Well, we talked about our game. I don’t know that I know how to do it [beat UConn]. I have my own ideas about what we would do. Yeah, we talked about it. Mostly it was congratulating her on a great season and wishing her and her team good luck.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

cool beans

nice to see them uniting against a common enemy.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think everybody who is left in the tournament will be rooting for Cal to pull off the upset, so they don’t have to play UConn.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

How does this relate to the A-11 offense?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Does ESPN hate Cal?

We all remember that ESPN made Cal play a football game at Maryland last year at 9:00 a.m. Pacific Time. And we all know the result. Now ESPN is putting the Cal women’s game against UConn at 9:00 a.m. As if Cal didn’t have enough to worry about in playing the best team in the country! At least I was glad to see that the women arrived in Trenton yesterday, which gives them three days to adjust to the time change before Sunday morning’s game. As I recall, the football team only arrived the day before the Maryland game.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

According to my older brother who works in Hollywood, its a simply numbers game, TV exec’s don’t care about the West coast ratings, it ALL about the east coast/central time zones.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s not that they hate Cal, they just don’t care about us at all.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me feel better to think they hate us. It’s so much better than being completely ignored.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to my brother, we aren’t even on the map when they decide programming and scheduling.

So, its not that they don’t care, it is that they don’t even know we exist. Kind of like Europeans view of American before Columbus. A giant ocean of nothingness.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I can see how that makes sense. There are only 36 million people in California, after all.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

you piqued my curiousity.

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=714986

About 78% of the U.S. lives in the central or eastern time zones

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That means almost a quarter of the population of the United States is treated like second-class citizens. We are an oppressed minority group.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE SHALL OVERCOME!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

East Coast Bias!

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, if the NCAA had even the smallest bit of backbone it would not allow the networks to have absolute control over scheduling. It would require that games be scheduled with a minimum amount of fairness to the teams involved. But wait, that might cost the NCAA money. What a ridiculous idea!

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another way to think about it is that by scheduling marquee games during peak times, the NCAA has likely made a ton more off TV contracts which means they can/could/did hire more people helping out Obama change hope recession and all that stuff.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obama change hope recession

Is it a sign that I’ve been reading too many of Twist’s posts when this sentence makes sense in my head?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, something like 95% of the NCAA’s yearly operating budget comes from the basketball tournaments.

That’s only if you want to be fair, though. I’m not sure that I do.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the Cal football team was also screwed over last year with that 9:00 a.m. starting time.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should be more worried how Tedford flew them out there just the day before as opposed to major ESPN conspiracies.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying that Joanne Boyle is a better coach that Jeff Tedford.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair (there’s that phrase again), Boyle had an open Spring Break week to use.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer irrational anger.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, you are Rishi’s perfect woman.

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

That just turns him on more.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

As opposed to every other comment?

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOWIAMOFFENDED

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait til carp makes a fake username account “CougarBear81”

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

great idea

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!

by carp on Mar 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’M offended.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I am offended.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

now i am OFFENDED.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

now I am ofenced!

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m defended.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best offense is a good defense, so well played.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it comes to the decision-making aspect regarding when the fly students out to the East Coast to prepare for a 6 am wake-up time, yes, Boyle is a better coach.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

Did I offend you again?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

By acknowledging, even if in the most narrow and limited possible way, that the women’s basketball coach is better than the football coach? I should think not!

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be irrationally angry (there’s that phrase again), Boyle had an open Spring Break week to use.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too late. I already have your written statement.

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The players said repeatedly that it wasn’t the time difference: The humidity really bothered them.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So we have nothing to be worried about with the 9:00 a.m. start time for Sunday’s game?

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you, a lawyer?

Stop asking leading questions.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not if they get their eggs, bacon, and green ectoplasm gatorade by 6 am

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was cytosport.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay, just checking.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

ectoplasm!? the players aren’t organelles, you know!

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was actually Cytosport’s new Eyelids of Langerhans flavor

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can vouch for this

humidity = loss.

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by CBKWit on Mar 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Solution – humidity simulators in Memorial.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t simulate that kind of humidity in an open-air environment. Certainly not the kind of all-day, energy-sapping humidity that we had there that day.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Solution – close roof of Memorial.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe no one has ever thought of that before. Brilliant!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solution – hire me for Cal football team.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solution: have a plane fly over the game, dropping millions of those dessicant silica gel packets that come in your clothing and you’re not supposed to eat.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seinfeld reference.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehhhhhh not really.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. From that episode. With those Mexican stores.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I just mentioned the silica gel packets… so now whenever I mention something that exists in a Seinfeld episode it’s a Seinfeld reference? So like, “I saw a building the other day,” as lame as a story as that is, is now a Seinfeld reference?! Is everything in my life now a Seinfeld reference?! THAT’S ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS SEINFELD. WHY CAN’T WE JUST…BE HAPPY. I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE…THAT DOES IT I QUIT INTERNET.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he doesn’t talk about curry.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

also flagged for incorrect Generic Eastern Hemisphere Food Item reference.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I was making the Seinfeld reference. But I was too tired and lazy to do the legwork so I figured Id just write Seinfeld reference and leave the rest to the reader. Didnt think youd have such an extreme emotional reaction to my lack of legwork. Damn. Its not like I did a yo mama joke, for christs sake.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged (son’s name in vain).

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your son is name Christ?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no son…

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh btw flagged.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solution, training in 155 Donner Lab on campus.

by Yes We Cannon on Mar 27, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also ruins your hair!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB invades real life

I’m working out of another branch today and this conversation I overhear in the hall

“I had curry yesterday”
“I don’t even know what curry is!”

Toads reminds me of that argument from yesterday’s DBD, for serial.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

And by using the CGB’s new interpretation of “Curry” – that conversation is hilarious.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my. I am now emotionally disturbed.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now???

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most emotionally-scared I’ve been since I’ve discovered that you’ve never actually seen Die Hard!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s not even remotely true.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay then, pop quiz

You have a five gallon jug and a three gallon jug. You need exactly four gallons, not an ounce less, not an ounce more. How do you do this?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You go buy a 4 gallon jug.

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, fresh sold out. I can order you one that will come in next week.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fill up the 5 gallon jug. Use it to fill up the 3 gallon jug. That leaves you with 2 gallons in the 5 gallon jug. Pour out the contents of the 3-gallon jug. Fill up the 3 gallon jug with the 2 gallons from the 5 gallon jug. Then fill up the 5 gallon jug, and pour out enough to fill up the 3 gallon jug —> 4 gallons in the 5 gallon jug.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never had a doubt that you actually watched Die Hard With a Vengeance (henceforth, DHWV)

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did watch that, but I had no idea where it was from. I want another rec.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, you have now accumulated two recs, for use at any time.

Just request it and you will get them!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, if my future unborn son gets shot up at a toll booth, I want you to sew up the holes and prep the body for the funeral, k? Also my laundry.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is so not the same thing as a rec!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spazzy, you really need to stop the unborn son getting shot up at a toll booth references. When someone’s son gets shot up at a toll booth, having those kind of comments made about them feels like getting punched in the gut. I know this because you have never made a reference like this before to my memory, and I have no children. No children whatsoever. Happy Arbor Day.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Both my grandparents, my parents, my unborn daughter, my cat Dr. Pookyspanks and my dear Uncle Ephrum died on Arbor Day. It deeply offends me that this is a happy occasion for you while I drown in the proverbial slop bucket of sorrow.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for offending your memory of Dr. Pookyspanks, everyone else can blow me.

If that offended you, then you can flag me*. FLAG ME!!!!

*This offer does not apply to anyone over the age of 40 who is offended by any comment I make on this blog.

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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m currently reviewing construction photos at work, because of the ummm….. informal nature of construction workers, the english and spelling becomes an adventure.

What exactly is: Dry Road Hoist? Dry Root Damaiyes? Pliwoud? or Febuiari?

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

It looks like middle-English spelling.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

R’comnded

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once reviewed the personnel file of a construction worker, who had actually taken the trouble to type up a resume for himself. The first heading was “WIRK EXPERIENCE.” (I think he looked up “experience” to be sure he spelled it right, and figured that he knew how to spell “wirk.”)

When my folks had a fan put in their attic, the construction workers helpfully labeled the switch “Addict Fan.”

by CalBear81 on Mar 27, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are the first two?

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is supposed to read ‘Dry Rot Joist’ and ‘Dry Roy Damages’

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe this just occured to me
Things I’ve learned from the commenters:

1) DBD is our most popular staple

Of course the DBD is going to be popular if you ask the regular participants of the DBD!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe it just occurred to you either.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

White diet question:

Can I eat peanut butter?

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course you can eat it, you should be asking what are the consequences of that action.

by turkey on Mar 27, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, yes, you can. Technically.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB is taking over my life

Last night when the wife and I were watching something on DVR, she fast forwarded through the ads too fast and missed the beginning of the show. We call the remote control the “Power” so I said “Power fail” and stuck my hand out to take over the remote control duties.

God my life is pathetic.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree.

Can I interest you in a friendly game?

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by power you mean ‘Orgasm’, this situation arises every night in the TwistNHook household.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Minus the orgasm.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

any anything arising.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you didn’t.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just driving back from the bank, and I saw a car decked out in advertising for the power exchange. Wow! I never thought a place like that would advertise in that manner. In fact, I never thought a place like that would advertise.

PS the woman driving looked thoroughly used.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t say: don’t know how i feel on the subject of large public orgies, and swinging

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m offended by your lack of opinion.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and your opinion on the subject of large public orgies and swinging?

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I involved? What’s the ratio?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t say I’ve never been.

I’ve heard that power exchange has 3 floors. The first floor is for guy-guy, second floor guy-girl, thrid floor girl-girl

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no opinion. But I’m still offended by your lack of opinion.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don’t mean to offend, therefore on the subject of large public orgies and rampant promsicuity…….

….. HONK!!!!

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that place like the Edgewater….or Tidewater….or whatever the name was over by the Oakland airport?

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t heard anything about those…. aren’t I just a bastion of knowledge. if they are swinger’s clubs, then yes they are.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ended up there when my friend’s car broke down on the way to dropping someone off at the airport. We were in the lobby waiting for the tow truck and started to read some of the flyers and figured out what the place was about. We didn’t touch anything after that…

I think it’s something else now, I drive by it on my way out to Oakland Metro to play the most idiotic game invented and the name of the place keeps changing.

by turkey on Mar 27, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m offended by your lack of pants.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough cookies.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pain In The Butt Teams in each conference

LINK

Pac 10
Stanford – Head coach Jim Harbaugh has already bothered USC with a win two years ago and a garbage time score in last year’s loss. Now he’s hoping to annoy enough other teams to get to a bowl game. The recruiting classes have been strong, the secondary should improve considering it’s the focus of the staff, and RB Toby Garhart is a star to work around. The back half of the season should be interesting with four home games in the final five (with the one road trip at USC). With winnable conference home games against UCLA and Washington, and visits from Arizona State, Oregon, along the crosstown trip from Cal, the Cardinal should make plenty of Pac 10 noise.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Unlikely Gerhart will be there, and Kimble graduated

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerhart is committed to baseball?

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s still speculation at this point. It will probably depend on where he’s drafted, and how much of a signing bonus he’s offered.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since he’s a likely first- or second-rounder, I’m thinking he’s gone.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s taken in the first two rounds and offered money commensurate with that status, yeah, I’d say he should probably go.

I saw him play last weekend and, honestly, didn’t come away that impressed. It was just one game, though.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a crafty self-promotion.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I fooled you into reading the front page story on the very blog you were reading. I’m devious like that!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big 10
Northwestern – Northwestern is still Northwestern. As good as it has been at times over the last several years, it’s hard for teams to look past NU when Ohio State, Michigan, or Penn State is coming up. Head coach Pat Fitzgerald legitimately believes the potential is there for consistent trips to the Rose Bowl, and he might be right. There’s no Ohio State or Michigan (it’s still Michigan) to deal with and Penn State and Wisconsin have to come to Evanston. The Wildcats should go bowling again and with talent, depth, and the potential to beat at least two of the league’s better teams.

Why does it seem like Northwestern never gets OSU or Mich on the schedule? I predict the annual 8-4 (4-4) effort, followed by a drubbing at the hands of a 7-5 BCS conference team. This, of course,after spending countless weeks ranked #23-25 because they beat Indiana and Purdue.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he gets Penn State! That’s worse than Mich

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you guys agree or disagree with Bears With Fangs assessments of next year's units?
LINK

With the graduating seniors gone, can you rate, by position groups, whether each group will be stronger or weaker in 2009?
-Abe from Georgia

Abe, it’s hard to say for two reasons. One, I haven’t had a chance to see enough of the younger players play extensively to really know what we have one hand. For example, OLB Mychal Kendricks is supposed to be incredibly talented, and even Worrell Williams has said that he might be the best linebacker to come out of Cal. This coming from a NFL prospect. But will Kendricks be ready to play at the Williams level by the fall? Who knows.

Secondly, a number of the units feature nearly all their returning starters, so it’s a bit of a coin toss to see if they’ll be better, the same, or worse.

But, I try not to disappoint, so if pressed, here are my very tentative and initial thoughts in terms of productivity.

Offense:
QB: Better
HB: Better
FB: Worse
OL: Same
WR: Better
TE: Same

Defense:
DL: Better
LB: Worse
CB: Same
Safety: Better

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

CGB: Better

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OL: better

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OL: Better
TE: Very Slighly Worse

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

More depth and fewer injuries = Better

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re predicting fewer injuries?

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are obviously not an Oakland A’s fan.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Hydrotech.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I describe my style as “Relentless Optimism”

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, i pretty much do

although i think OL could go either way. it would sure help if we had fewer injuries next year.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still wonder how effective Tepper will be. He’ll probably be a backup right?

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard he started spring as starting LT

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did, which leads me to believe he was healthy for a good part of last year, but they decided to save him.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Mitchell Schwartz. Even Wilner the humbug dubbed him Cal’s next great OLineman

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being moved back to Right Tackle

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright. Is our OL going to be amazing in a year or two? Because we had a lot of underclassmen playing.

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see a lot of depth and promise. I hope Guarnero is back to full health because people have been raving about him since his RS season.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was awesome last year

before he got hurt.

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by CBKWit on Mar 27, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FB: 400% worse. :[

Toot Toot

by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

CB’s will be better…another year, no grads…

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

In My Humble Uneducated Opinion

I may speak blasphemy, I may also speak truth:

I feel Syd’god has maxed out his potential, and next season he’ll still be a stud, but won’t be much better.

I believe Hagan will get a lot better, and develop into a bonafied studmaster flex by the end of the season.

The safeties, will be better, but not reach stud levels.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maxed out his potential?

You mean he’s never going to ever do better than last year?

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the college level, yes, i don’t see much room for improvement. He was good in helping stop the run, and defended his side of the field well all but twice last year. I guess I’d like to see some Desean like punt return numbers, but even still he is a good punt returner.

I just believe there is little room for improvement.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allowing zero touchdowns and getting 100% pass breakups on his coverages.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

QB sack on every play leading to fumble recovery for Touchdown also by SydQuan. Even on plays where he doesn’t rush the QB.

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, when Syd’Quan becomes the center, hikes it to himself as QB, then throws a pass to the endzone where breaks up his own pass, then catches it, THEN BREAKS IT UP AGAIN, then catches it, THEN FUMBLES, then recovers the fumble in the endzone for a touchdown.

On Every Play.

Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have been proven IGNORANT, how could I have overlooked the VAST untapped potential of Syd’Quan?

Please forgive my stupidity! As punishment I will now procede to drink 2 gallons of Odwalla beverages, and eat nothing but hot red peppers for a week. Whenever I have a thought, I shall grab aluminum foil and start chewing on it for a time period of no less than 30 seconds.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget your guacamole enemas.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i enjoy those, so its not really a punishment

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SydQuan doesn’t become the Center. He is the center. Of everything. Ever.

I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon-Boise St. will be a Thursday night game

Everyone gets a chance to see the Ducks on Smurf Turf!

The Boise State athletic department announced today that the season opener against Oregon in Boise is "tentatively set to move from Sept. 5 (Saturday) to Sept. 3 (Thursday)." I’m expecting the Ducks to confirm that they’ve signed off on the move in the next few days.

That means the Ducks will both open and close the regular season on Thursday nights, as the Civil War is scheduled for Thursday, Dec. 3.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thursday + road game = loss.

by turkey on Mar 27, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have Kellen Moore coming back and some good RB talent.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Masoli and Blount in the QB+RB challenge. Remember Masoli got knocked out in the game at Autzen.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s already a short week, so you have less practice. Add in the travel time and the amount of game planning you can do is greatly reduced. The home teams have a significant advantage for these games.

Look at Oregon St the last two years, travel to Cincy and lose, host U$C and win.

by turkey on Mar 27, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the fist game of the year though, so I think the preparation aspect is negated.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually I would agree, however:

1) It is the first game of the year, therefore adequate time to game plan shouldn’t be an issue

2) If I remember correctly (for once) Fall Classes for Oregon don’t start until Mid-Sept, therefore travel complications can be easily avoided

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, go invalidate all of my points then, why don’t you!

Um, then I think I’ll lean towards Oregon this year. After all, they are going to dominate and Masoli is a shoo-in for the Heisman.

by turkey on Mar 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even want to look at my bracket.

Its not my fault its East Coast bias!!!

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 27, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean I can’t win it, because one of my final four is out? Crap on a cracker!

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a http://themaharg.blogspot.com/ where we could view these nonexistent thoughts with more regularity?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. Why don’t you find out?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome. absolutely fantastic.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the idea! Check back regularly for some more nothing. Or maybe I’ll say something.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB pales in comparison to your awesome blog.

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because the bear bile didn’t cure your cancer…

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet as he hit her he said “Sham-POW”

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 28, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND WHAT A CONTRIBUTION AT THAT!

HYDROTECH IS FREE!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! What is becoming of me?!?!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"

by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

A significant lack of ME

but that’s to be expected as I haven’t been on CGB all that much this year (2009). Fuck school.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 30, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are you?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 31, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your beer

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 31, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Mar 30, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

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