DBD 3.27.09 Best of CGB Results
Exit polls have been compiled for yesterday's madness (if people voted for multiple things, i divided 1 by the things they voted for). Numbers in parentheses stand for percentage of votes.
Things I've learned from the commenters:
1) DBD is our most popular staple
2) We should win more games and celebrate them more
3) Yellow Fever needs to do more ESPN chats
4) If anyone ever says Honk again, we have the green light to flag them
5) If Hydro and Swedish Chef ran this blog for the next six months, none of you would mind. Some of you might even consider it an improvement.
6) Some of you people are really weird. Double Air-E Honk? Seriously?
Onto the results.
Best CGB Commenter (ignored people who voted for themselves): Rishi (2.2), JShufelt (1.2), Danzig (1.2), Maharg in Tucked in Banana Suit (31/30), Spazzy, CalBear81 (1/3), comptontom (1/3), Thoroughbred (.5) Twist (0.2).
Best CGB Regular Feature: Reveling in Victory! (1.5), Any football post by Hydro, Blogging with the Enemy, DBD (4), the detailed breakdowns of game strategies (someone half voted for reveling in victory & the DBD), Ask Yellow Fever (2), Knowing Thy Enemy (.5),
Favorite CGB Post: Conquering AtQ (2.5), DBD 12.15.08 Who here has finished their XMas shopping? ragnarok’s recruiting post, Carp’s two or was it three? part post brainstorming ideas to increase pac-10 exposure and prestige, DBD 1.14.09 What Do You Mean by Double Air-E Honk?, the open threads on the tree removals, Danzig's Nate Longshore post, Is Kevin Craft Palling Around with Murderous Cannibals? (0.5), DBD 2.3.09 (0.5), DBD 2.5.09 (0.5), Everything Hydro has ever done (0.5), Odious Machine (0.5), CGB Tagline Idea Thread (0.5), DancingDoc Interview (0.5)
I wish CGB would cover more…TwistNHook, football (2), humourous shenanigans and anecdotes involving co-workers/clients and the other idiots we all have to deal with on a day-to-day basis (2), Analysis of HydroTech’s analysis,of my massive rear end, everything seems to be covered sufficiently; anything missed usually turns up in the DBDs, swing passes during basketball season, making fun of Rishi’s love of Friends, Sign Making, baseball (0.5) and volleyball (0.5)
I wish CGB would cover less…baseball (2), sports, basketball, women's basketball (sheesh, you guys want us to turn into Gawker?), Indian hotties, hotties exist within every ethnicity, we should spotlight them all, TwistNHook, Patrick Chung and Cameron Colvin pictures, of my ginormous caulk, that sounds NSFW, skin, honks
Best Danzig highlight reel: Jahvid Best/Yakety Sax (3), Michigan State (2), Beast Mode, Willie T, love them all, 2008 Civil War, any of the ones where we won, Emerald Bowl, Syd'Quan, Justin Forsett
Best random DBD discussion on this site: The one about me., Too many to list…, Ragnarok making out during Die Hard 4 and dolphins (2), Lebowski, ATQ's declaration of Independence, the financial crisis breakdowns with danzig and the boys, The many mustachioed Karl Dorrell, Dubai Gardens (1 1/3), Ask a lawyer and ye shall receive (1/3), what not to wear (1/3), Anything Twist is involved with, someone double posted a line, and then some combo of about 6 posters repeated each post verbatim but with a different poster, Pac10 Cheerleaders
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: N/A, also too many to list…, Music discussions (1.5), Women’s Rights, 12.17.08 Let Me Be the First to Apologize, any of the political ones (2), baseball, Quizz vs. Best (0.5), DBD 3.3.09 Digger Phelps, No, I’ve hooked up with more Indian girls than you! (1 1/3), How to get a suit tailored (1/3)and who’s the most amazing hardcore frat boy drinker lolololol I drink at 8am I’m so cool guyz! (1/3), Everything But Pac10 Cheerleaders
Best Internet meme started by this site: I declare you Sanchez (3.5), Honk (2), I’m not really a meme kind of guy, Totebag?, This, Bak Bak (0.5), "It’s spelled S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x", Spazzy Mcgee’s Pain Train Musings, NAILED IT!, This site is a meme. YOU’RE A MEME.,
Worst Internet meme started by this site: Honk (6.25), ork ork ork (2), I declare you sanchez, What the Giants did last year (2.25), geese (0.25), NAILED IT (0.25)
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: YO (3), I don’t read anything that isn’t on CGB (3), Bears Necessity (2, yay!), Jeff Farudo, Free Darko, , Bears With Fangs, Ken Crawford, EDSBS
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Mark Sanchez (2), CBKWit, Twist, The fucker that used the fastrak lane to bypass all the people paying the toll, only to bail out at the end, and try to butt into a normal lane, stopping all traffic in the fastrak lane for 4 minutes, You, Dumpster Muffin, Journalists who think the Niners want to draft Mark Sanchez, a Medusa-like monster with the face and accompanying goatee of carp, the torso and limbs of Rishi, and the mental capacity of famous Cal troll Amy, Pete Carrol and his stranglehold on college football, SBN Mike Montgomery., Los Angeles (0.5), clowns (0.5)
Part II coming next week!
Cal Rugby loses. Wait, LOSES???
Taking its first loss of the season but winning the "World Cup" series on total points over two matches, California came back from a 15-point deficit and took the lead twice in the second half but could not hang on against British Columbia Thursday at Thunderbird Stadium, as an 80th-minute penalty kick by UBC flyhalf Harry Jones delivered a 24-23 defeat to the Golden Bears (26-1).
Cal has now won three consecutive World Cups and 10 of the past 13 two-match battles, with one contest at each team's venue. The Bears beat the Thunderbirds at Witter Rugby Field, 31-15, to open the 2009 series Feb. 21 - a match that can be seen on ESPNU at 6 p.m. PT on April 6.
i know its been a long time since i left you witout some dope words to make fun of ... but im back in the yard to say whats up ... its been kinda rough dis last month on me... but i held it together and stayed strong ... i figured what don't kill me make me stronger... i know i messed up before and even fumbled, but it's something about me that a lot of people wouldn't believe... i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do... but on a nother note, we started workouts again and its time to do work all over again... hold ya chin up... nuh nuh nuh... gone
via www.sfgate.com
The face of the Oakland Raiders is not third-year quarterback JaMarcus Russell's. It actually is Nnamdi Asomugha, the 27-year-old Pro Bowl cornerback with shutdown cover skills and an older soul's community conscience. Asomugha is as comfortable locking down elite receivers as he will be looking up Bill Clinton at the former president's Harlem, N.Y., office next month as he leads a recruiting trip of 10 disadvantaged East Oakland high school students seeking college scholarships they might otherwise never receive.
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Junk punching
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LptzAD5aYo&feature=related
“What Happens in Vegas” was a surprisingly watchable movie overall. I was pleasantly surprised.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
on a different note
Chowder’s One Word Movie Reviews – Quarantine:
Don’t
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Gold medalist Nathan Adrian is now NCAA Champion! This guy is GOOD!
COLLEGE STATION, TEXAS – The California men’s swimming team got a superb performance from sophomore Olympian Nathan Adrian, who captured the 2009 NCAA title in the 50-yard freestyle with an American record time of 18.71, during the first day of the 2009 NCAA Men’s Swimming Championships at the Student Rec Center Natatorium in College Station, Texas. The Golden Bears, under the direction of second year head coach David Durden, were also the national runners-up in the 400 medley relay and placed third in the 200 free relay in Day One of the NCAA meet Thursday. After six events, Cal sits in fifth place with 103 points, trailing only Texas (171), Auburn (141), Stanford (130) and Florida (107).
Adrian gave the Bears their first national title in the 50 free since 2000 Olympic gold medalist Anthony Ervin won the 50-meter freestyle at the 2000 NCAA championships. Adrian edged out James Feigen of Texas, who swam a time of 18.84, and Matt Targett of Auburn who recorded a mark of 18.87. Adrian won a gold medal at the 2008 Beijing Olympics as a member of the United States 400 free relay, competing in the prelims.
The Cal 400 medley relay team of senior backstroker David Russell, sophomore breaststroker Damir Dugonjic, butterflyer Graeme Moore and Adrian swam a new school record time of 3:01.69, but narrowly missed a national championship as they were edged out by Auburn’s 3:01.39.
In the 200 free relay, the team of Adrian, Moore, sophomore Josh Daniels and senior Bennett Clark trailed Auburn (1:14.08) and Stanford (1:14.22), yet set a new school record with a time of 1:15.13. The 2009 Bears topped the old record of 1:15.78 set by Duje Draganja, Rolandas Gimbutis, Jonas Tilly and Milorad Cavic in 2005.
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Track athlete takes 3rd on decathalon:
Sophomore Kyle Mills-Bunje took third in the decathlon in the UC Davis Multi Meet on Thursday at the Woody Wilson Track. Mills-Bunje set a new personal best in the event with a final score of 6,778 points at the conclusion of the two-day event. Current Cal volunteer assistant coach, Mark Jellison, won the event with 7,274 points.
Mills-Bunje finished first in the pole vault, notching a personal-best mark of 15-3 (4.65m). He also took third in the javelin with a score of 158-09 (48.39m).
Jellison, competing unattached currently took first with Fresno State’s Matt Bushnell in second with 6,828 points.
The Bears will also compete this week in the Stanford Invitational from March 27-28.
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Baseball hosts Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuu:
Fri., March 27 vs. Washington State Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 2:30 p.m.
Sat., March 28 vs. Washington State Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 12:00 p.m.
Sun., March 29 vs. Washington State Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 1:00 p.m.
BEAR NOTES: Cal (13-8, 2-1) competes in its second Pac-10 series of the season this week, hosting Washington State March 27-29, at Evans Diamond. The Golden Bears have improved their home record to 7-5 after defeating Bay Area rival Stanford two-of-three games (W 7-6, L 6-5 in 12 inn., W 11-4) March 21-23 to open league play, and topping Santa Clara, 9-6, on Wednesday. Sophomore first baseman/outfielder Mark Canha, the March 3 Pac-10 Player of the Week, continues his torrid pace, batting a team-leading .398 (33-for-83, 2nd in Pac-10) and is first in the conference in total bases (61) and home runs (eight), and is third in the league in hits (33), RBI (26) and slugging percentage (.735). Canha has now hit safely in 20 of the Bears’ 21 games. Sophomore shortstop Brian Guinn is second on the team with a .394 average (28-for-71, 3rd in Pac-10) with three doubles, two triples and 13 RBI. Guinn is currently on a career-best nine-game hitting streak. Junior center fielder Brett Jackson, a first-team preseason All-American in Baseball America, has also hit safely in 20 of the Bears’ 21 games and leads the Pac-10 with 34 hits. Jackson is batting .378 (34-for-90, 5th in Pac-10) with eight doubles (5th in Pac-10), a triple, four home runs and 15 RBI. Cal leads the league with a .317 team batting average with a conference-high 240 hits, 28 home runs and 389 total bases. On the mound, the Bears have a league-best nine saves, with freshman right-hander Erik Johnson recording four saves (2nd in Pac-10). Cal’s No. 1 starter is freshman right-hander Matt Flemer, who is 2-0 with a 4.84 ERA and a save, and has 27 strikeouts in 22.1 innings. Flemer’s first outing was Feb. 25 at Santa Clara, pitching 6.2 innings with four hits, two runs, no walks and 13 strikeouts. Another top pitcher has been junior left-handed reliever Michael Bugary, who is 3-0 with a 1.64 ERA (4th in Pac-10) and a team-high 35 strikeouts (6th in Pac-10) in 22.0 innings. Nine of Cal’s opponents this season were 2008 NCAA Regional participants. The Bears’ 2009 schedule is considered the nation’s third toughest by Boyd’s World.
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Womens tennis to take on LA Schools:
at No. 10 USC
Friday, March 27 – 1:30 p.m.
David X. Marks Tennis Stadium | Los Angeles, Calif.
at No. 9 UCLA
Saturday, March 28 – Noon
Los Angeles Tennis Center | Los Angeles, Calif.
Complete March 26 California Women’s Tennis Release in PDF Format Get Acrobat Reader
THIS WEEK: The No. 8-ranked California women’s tennis team (11-3, 2-0 Pac-10) will tangle with the top teams in the Pac-10 as it resumes conference play on the road at No. 10 USC (13-2, 1-0 Pac-10) and No. 9 UCLA (13-3, 1-0 Pac-10) this week in Los Angeles. The Golden Bears will face the Women of Troy on Friday, March 27 at 1:30 p.m. at the David X. Marks Tennis Stadium before taking on the Bruins in a rematch of last year’s NCAA championship match on Saturday, March 28 at noon at the Los Angeles Tennis Center. Live scores and video will be available for each match at www.usctrojans.com and www.uclabruins.com.
LAST WEEK: The Bears suffered their first defeat at home this season as they split matches. Cal defeated No. 42-ranked Denver, 5-2, to spoil former Cal standout Amy Jensen’s homecoming as a head coach before narrowly falling to No. 18-ranked Fresno State by a 4-3 count. No. 22-ranked senior Bojana Bobusic ran her singles winning streak to eight matches as she claimed Pac-10 women’s tennis player of the week honors; the third time for Cal this season. She improved to 27-7 overall and notched an impressive 13-1 mark in dual matches with her three-set win over Fresno State’s Tinesta Rowe. No. 21-ranked sophomore Marina Cossou returned from a layoff due to injury to play in two doubles matches and one singles match. With Cossou back with fellow senior Claire Ilcinkas and sophomore Mari Andersson nursing the flu, Bobusic teamed up with freshman Jana Juricova for their first matches together since the fall and went 2-0 including an 8-5 win over the top-ranked team of Anastasia Petukhova and Renata Kucerkova of Fresno State. The Bears claimed the doubles point for the 10th time this season against the Bulldogs.
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PS Honk
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Flagged for not listening to Avinash
4) If anyone ever says Honk again, we have the green light to flag them
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for listening to Avinash. Also, I want your home address and a description of your face slash man boobs, so I know how to honk repeatedly. You deserve that for your disgraceful “listening” to “Avinash.”
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I’ll just go to a CGB meet-up sometime. Then you shall have your chance.
Spring football/surplus sale meet-up?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I didn’t think it had either.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats even worse!
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PS New word. Instead of totes, let’s try toads. Now, The Maharg’s totes google image search will be powerless against us!
PPS Nobody tell him.
PPPS This will be def toads awesome!
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Even better,
Horned frogs. Thats def horned frogs awesome!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats, by far, the stupidest thing Ive ever heard! And I listen to myself speak a good deal of the time.
I mean horned frogs?!??! That just makes no sense. Toads makes NO sense!
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PPPPS:
Needs more Swedish Chef.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
Flagged
Swedish Chef blows
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged
Suggesting that Swedish Chef blows.
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Dunno, I heard from very reliable sources (your mother) that the Swdish Chef does, in fact, blow .
Wait, you’re not a girl, are you?
JAI HO!
My mother’s been dead since 2006, asshole.
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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Just keep stuff like that in mind should you do another dumb “mother” joke, m’kay?
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Your mom wasn’t awkward last night AMIRITE?!?!?!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Rishi, you really need to stop the mother references. When someone’s mother has died, having those kind of comments made about her feels like getting punched in the gut. I know this because you previously made such a comment about my mother, and she’s also dead. Died of breast cancer on December 25, 1999. Merry Christmas.
Well, that doesn’t rule out yo mama jokes.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
It's probably best if everyone cut out
the “yo mama”, “your wife” type of insults, unless you guys are friends and have a pre-existing friendly relationship.
People tend to say things behind a computer screen without thinking of the ramifications, and for the reasons explained by CalBear and Swamp, you just never know how such a comment will affect someone. Again if you guys are long time friends, knock yourselves out with the mama/wife/sister jokes, but if not it’s probly for the best to stay away from them.
by oaktownmario on Mar 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How about “Yo Papal” jokes. As long as they aren’t Catholic, it should be OK, right?
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If I’m not allowed to say a yo-mama joke on a sports forum, then I officially quit the internet.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If I’m not allowed to say a yo-mama joke on a sports forum, then I officially quit yo mama
JAI HO!
If I’m not allowed to say a yo yo ma joke on a sports forum, then I officially quit the internet.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Spazzy, nobody can stop you from doing anything. We arent the thought police here. I think the experience today just taught us that sometimes things can go horribly horribly wrong. Make all the “yo mama” jokes you want. Some of the time it wont matter. Some of the time, people might not like you that much afterwards. Its your reputation, not mine.
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By that logic, any kind of humor could potentially offend someone who reads this blog…
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never particularily found Yo Mama jokes to be that funny. If the upside is nil and the downside is fairly steep, maybe people should about reconsidering. Its about hilarity efficiency, folks!
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Okay, from now on, all jokes must include a HONK in them. It will be hilarious! (results not guaranteed)
JAI HO!
hahahaha, whats the downside of Honking somebody? I cant think of a single one!
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I can generally tell.
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But what happens when women storm out of your office questioning your attorneyhood?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Twist is all about tasteful jokes
tell the one about stupid bitches again!
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Hilarity efficiency? You humor stat heads are taking all of the joy out of making funnies. Next thing you know somebody’s going to tell me that Pauly Shore is underrated because his laugh to word ratios broke a record in 1997!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Did you know Dane Cook’s LulzORP is the lowest in the majors?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I am to comedy what Billy Beane is to baseball. A middling outfielder, at best.
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I'm offended by guys who don't like Tom Holmoe
I mean, it was because of Holmoe that we have Tedford! You are so short sighted.
Tom Holmoe is my hero!
by oaktownmario on Mar 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
To wade into the dangerous waters of trying to provide a serious response on this site, I would say that we certainly can’t be limit our comments only to things which could not be offensive to anyone. That would leave very little to say, and turn us into something like BruinsNation or AN. But I do think we ought to try to avoid things which could reasonably expect to be hurtful to another person. Particularly when they are nothing more than sophmoric attempts at humor, and don’t really add anything to the discussion.
Is this an attempt to unofficially B& me? As the only person on this site that has previously been B& (that I know of), I take offense to this direct attack on my participation. I demand an apology.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
don’t really add anything to the discussion.
As opposed to the steady stream of Honks and Nailed it!s?
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
sophmoric attempts at humor
So that basically rules out this website…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Rishi, thats Strike 2 (Strike 1 being ORK ORK ORK). 1 more strike and we’ll have to ban you from Athletics Nation for 30 days!
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I hope that “How I Met Your Mother” jokes (were there to be any) are also now off your repertoire.
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You arent one of them, too, are you???
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I was a little bit lost. You and oaktownmario shared Dumpster Muffin, this caused Twist to vomit my lunch on me. And what about this hitting on me business?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate explaining jokes.
Yesterday in the DBD, I thought I was replying to something you said about being driven away from CGB. I responded asking if a Cadillac would work. I got confused because I was responding as quickly as I could and oaktownmario and rollonubears look similiar given the all lowercase names. This spawned me warning Rishi that rollonubears wasn’t you. I hate you.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
Not until my parents read this.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Depends on how many vodka sodas you’ve had
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I have never heard of bloody mary goggles but I guess they’re theoretically possible.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you miss me and maharg trading quotes yesterday?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I read every one of those 1,200 comments!
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I did too. OK, I read most of them. I ’z’ed past some when it was clear the conversation had descended into a string of back-and-forth one-liners, most of them either overused memes or unoriginal movie quotes.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
hahahah
i actually read about 98% of the comments on this site. if i miss a game thread (because i was attending the event), i don’t often go back and read those comments, but i read pretty much everything else.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
So can you explain where the “How does this relate to the A-11 offense” meme orignated from?
I think I have an idea, but I may be wrong.
JAI HO!
So in my mind, there was a huge post on the A-11 offense. It became an obsession, etc.
I discovered the meme when I did a post on spread offenses and how the WVU style differs from Texas Tech’s. No one responded except Twist, who said “I’m confused. How does this relate to the A-11 offense?”
And I picked it up from there.
JAI HO!
HOLD UP A FUCKING SECOND
The WVU and Texas Tech offenses are different?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can you explain pretty much where every meme came from except for honk?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
most of them have stupid and non-interesting origins
like “This” and “I think the Giants did that last year”
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Where did the act of declaring someone sanchez come from?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
When it loads it basically rapes my computer.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That exchange is Legen- wait for it-
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for you to add the exclamation point
(figuratively, and literally if you want).
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we going to talk about Sanchez declaring?
Or are we just going to proceed with inane Internet memes
by BearsNecessity on Jan 14, 2009 3:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Better yet – we’re going to make Sanchez declaring an inane internet meme.
It’s spelled “"S-H-U-Y-O-U-V-E-D-O-N-E-S-O-M-E-N-I-C-E-T-H-I-N-G-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-P-L-A-C-E”
by JShufelt on Jan 14, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I declare you Sanchez!
I have no new information on that at this time.
by Rishi on Jan 14, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s where it all started. Then Shu made awesome photoshops of the Sanchez declaring meme.
JAI HO!
Yea, but WTF does it mean?
I declare you a DICK?
I declare you SCUM?
I declare your school cheats?
WTF does it mean?
by oaktownmario on Mar 27, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Incorrect. It’s pee-pee wee-wee brain.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think you speak Internet Meme.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/legendary-fitted-tshirt/193325085
I have that shirt. I wear it to dances. No big deal.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I’m 45 years old with really low self esteem. I go to high school dances to pick up chicks…. it usually doesn’t pan out…
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I find them at spin class.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
When I’m in there like swimwear.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I sure hope this joke doesn’t fly pasteurize!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rishi, I have several very close friends that are homosexual, and for you to use the word homo, or a word containing the word homo, even in jest, cuts me like a razor-sharp kai blade that can be found on the Rotato® Vegetable Slicer and be yours for only 19.95 when you call now!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it come with a Cock Shot®™?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I def already linked to that in this DBD. Does no one read my comments?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of the people who read this blog could be your grand parents…
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Except that my grandparents are hilariously bad with technology. We bought them a computer for christmas in like 04. Number of times they themselves have turned it on: probably once.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Him too.
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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Driving Around the Freeways this Morning
I realized now is toads the time to pull of that big bank heist, the police are all motorcading
They're after our precious bodily fluids
agreed, thought i’d give it a whirl, because whirling is fun
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Twhirling? Please. That’s just a suburban legend.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
How bout TwistNHurling
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Horned frogs horned frogs is!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, Rishi, for giving toads the necessarily anti-Rishi bump. Now, itll TOADS catch on thanks to building resentment towards you!
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Kind of like in Die Hard With A Vengeance, when all the cops were searching every school in Manhattan for a bomb, but there weren’t any schools on Wall St.?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
What is with you and that franchise? If Die Hard was a dolphin, was Die Hard With a Vengeance a mermaid?
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they are both awesome movies. i have seen them both multiple times.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
i especially like how USA dubs the catchphrase in the first movie. instead of saying “Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker!” after he kills a bad guy, they dub it as “Yippee-ki-yay, My Friend!” Worst. Dub. Ever!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
That’s the dub I know. It’s the second best dub on TV, second only to “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps”
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Good times!
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1544/basketballshoulderthrow.gif
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Speaking of Indian hotties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8nJKa13sBo
The fact that she was married to Salmon Rushdie though…
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
Yeah but she married Salmon Rushdie. Doesn’t that seriously undermine the credibility of her taste in all things?
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
She has the opposite of an Oedipus Complex (Electra?). She likes older guys. Her current guy is 69 (heh) years old.
JAI HO!
Really?
That’s disgusting. Not just a Daddy complex but a Granddaddy complex. Hopefully he’s mega rich which would at least explain it a bit.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean, Salman Rushdie is a world famous author and her current boy is the owner of a PE firm that used to be amongst the 400 wealthiest Americans. You tell me.
JAI HO!
To each their own, I suppose.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
im tired of this sexist society!
im going to stand up for my right to be a trophy husband
MALE RIGHTS!
They're after our precious bodily fluids
You’d only be considered pretty if we looked at you out of focus…
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
You have major emotional problems.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Ok, now you REALLY have major emotional problems!
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Don’t worry, we’ll get you the best treatment available, with proper treatment, this can be a short-term condition.
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Drinking with CBKWit can be hazardous to your mental health. Wait, maybe that’s just watching women’s basketball with CBKWit.
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How was Maharg spouting inane memes while I sat there feeling hungover legendary at all?
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Around
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We were going to get 99 cent sake, then you got “food”. Despite the fact that you had just eaten with us.
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I think watching ANY sports with CBKWit could have that effect. He’s the most neurotic, manic-depressive sports fan I know.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
neurotic, yes
manic-depressive? That implies I find joy or happiness at some point. I think you mean depressive.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
it's brief, but it's there
ok, you’re right, it’s mostly depressive.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I think I range from seriously depressed to mostly satisfied
in order to be manic, you have to get in that I’m Flying No One Can Stop Me Everything Is Ecstatic place. After Cal wins, I just calmly take it in and figure out something else to be depressed about.
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oh, yes, after the games you're like that
i was thinking more along the lines of during the games
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I’ve only had soup, cheerios, sprite and bananas the past few days. That video made me in lust, but not for the lady. She was alright. That burger looks delicious.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i’m laid up in bed too…..stomach flu got worse. been drinking rice water and pedialite the last 12 hours and still can’t hold my fluids. i thought this board would cheer me up but not even CGB can help :-( waaaaaaaaaaaa at least that padma video made me happy for a minute and 2 seconds
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet potato pie and a side of “how you doin’”…..feeling better already. With all the fluids I’ve lost, I think I lost the Nyan in me too
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Stanford Coach Tara VanDerveer talks about the Pac-10 in the tournament and Cal’s chances against UConn:
I think a lot of the story of the tournament is that all year long we, on the west coast, hear about how good the east coast is. And looking at the ACC, they have one team in it, Maryland. And they had five teams lose. I talked to Joanne Boyle this morning. And teams are surprised, Virginia was surprised at how good Cal is. They’d better learn how to say "Devanei," and not call her "Devonee" or something back there. They’re good! Ashley Walker is a terrific player. Or Arizona State, Briann January, going out and beating Florida State. We were given no home courts. The Pac-10 had no home courts. And we’ve got three teams there [in the Sweet 16]. And all year long people have kind of pooh-poohed the Pac-10, or raved about the Big East. And here San Diego State beat DePaul, Notre Dame goes down on their home court, Gonzaga is a five point game. We play basketball out here. And I’m excited that the rest of the country is getting to see.
Q. Do you give Cal a chance against UConn?
A. I definitely do. They’ll have to play really well, but I’ve seen them play really well. They had Oklahoma down 26 points at halftime. Ashley Walker is not afraid of anybody. Alexis Gray-Lawson is capable of going off. We know that. A lot of times . . . when you play in your own conference, it’s like playing in your family. You know people’s tendencies. But [in the tournament] people are not going to know, necessarily – you don’t have time to study, study, study, all these tapes. Obviously Connecticut is the prohibitive favorite. But they haven’t given them the trophy yet. I think there are certain things Cal will have to do, just like there are certain things we have to do. Arizona State will have certain things they have to do. But it would be fun to see an all-Pac-10 Regional Final.
Q. Will Joanne [Boyle] call you to pick your brain?
A. I’ve talked to Joanne about UConn.
Q. Did you tell her how to beat UConn?
A. Well, we talked about our game. I don’t know that I know how to do it [beat UConn]. I have my own ideas about what we would do. Yeah, we talked about it. Mostly it was congratulating her on a great season and wishing her and her team good luck.
I'm confused
How does this relate to the A-11 offense?
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 27, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does ESPN hate Cal?
We all remember that ESPN made Cal play a football game at Maryland last year at 9:00 a.m. Pacific Time. And we all know the result. Now ESPN is putting the Cal women’s game against UConn at 9:00 a.m. As if Cal didn’t have enough to worry about in playing the best team in the country! At least I was glad to see that the women arrived in Trenton yesterday, which gives them three days to adjust to the time change before Sunday morning’s game. As I recall, the football team only arrived the day before the Maryland game.
According to my older brother who works in Hollywood, its a simply numbers game, TV exec’s don’t care about the West coast ratings, it ALL about the east coast/central time zones.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
So it’s not that they hate Cal, they just don’t care about us at all.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
According to my brother, we aren’t even on the map when they decide programming and scheduling.
So, its not that they don’t care, it is that they don’t even know we exist. Kind of like Europeans view of American before Columbus. A giant ocean of nothingness.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
The West Coast – “Here Be Dragons”?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 27, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you piqued my curiousity.
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=714986
About 78% of the U.S. lives in the central or eastern time zones
They're after our precious bodily fluids
East Coast Bias!
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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
by Swamphunter on Mar 27, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course, if the NCAA had even the smallest bit of backbone it would not allow the networks to have absolute control over scheduling. It would require that games be scheduled with a minimum amount of fairness to the teams involved. But wait, that might cost the NCAA money. What a ridiculous idea!
Another way to think about it is that by scheduling marquee games during peak times, the NCAA has likely made a ton more off TV contracts which means they can/could/did hire more people helping out Obama change hope recession and all that stuff.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, to be fair, something like 95% of the NCAA’s yearly operating budget comes from the basketball tournaments.
That’s only if you want to be fair, though. I’m not sure that I do.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I think we should be more worried how Tedford flew them out there just the day before as opposed to major ESPN conspiracies.
JAI HO!
Well, to be fair (there’s that phrase again), Boyle had an open Spring Break week to use.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Clearly, you are Rishi’s perfect woman.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Wait til carp makes a fake username account “CougarBear81”
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I’m defended.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
When it comes to the decision-making aspect regarding when the fly students out to the East Coast to prepare for a 6 am wake-up time, yes, Boyle is a better coach.
JAI HO!
By acknowledging, even if in the most narrow and limited possible way, that the women’s basketball coach is better than the football coach? I should think not!
The players said repeatedly that it wasn’t the time difference: The humidity really bothered them.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Not if they get their eggs, bacon, and green ectoplasm gatorade by 6 am
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
ectoplasm!? the players aren’t organelles, you know!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It was actually Cytosport’s new Eyelids of Langerhans flavor
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t simulate that kind of humidity in an open-air environment. Certainly not the kind of all-day, energy-sapping humidity that we had there that day.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Solution: have a plane fly over the game, dropping millions of those dessicant silica gel packets that come in your clothing and you’re not supposed to eat.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Seinfeld reference.
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ehhhhhh not really.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. From that episode. With those Mexican stores.
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
But I just mentioned the silica gel packets… so now whenever I mention something that exists in a Seinfeld episode it’s a Seinfeld reference? So like, “I saw a building the other day,” as lame as a story as that is, is now a Seinfeld reference?! Is everything in my life now a Seinfeld reference?! THAT’S ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS SEINFELD. WHY CAN’T WE JUST…BE HAPPY. I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE…THAT DOES IT I QUIT INTERNET.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he doesn’t talk about curry.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
also flagged for incorrect Generic Eastern Hemisphere Food Item reference.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, I was making the Seinfeld reference. But I was too tired and lazy to do the legwork so I figured Id just write Seinfeld reference and leave the rest to the reader. Didnt think youd have such an extreme emotional reaction to my lack of legwork. Damn. Its not like I did a yo mama joke, for christs sake.
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
flagged (son’s name in vain).
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Your son is name Christ?
I am the Tyrant Boy King Of UC Eugene! An endless cavalcade of worthless inanities is my currency!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I have no son…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
oh btw flagged.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Solution, training in 155 Donner Lab on campus.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 27, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB invades real life
I’m working out of another branch today and this conversation I overhear in the hall
“I had curry yesterday”
“I don’t even know what curry is!”
Toads reminds me of that argument from yesterday’s DBD, for serial.
JAI HO!
And by using the CGB’s new interpretation of “Curry” – that conversation is hilarious.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
This is the most emotionally-scared I’ve been since I’ve discovered that you’ve never actually seen Die Hard!
JAI HO!
Okay then, pop quiz
You have a five gallon jug and a three gallon jug. You need exactly four gallons, not an ounce less, not an ounce more. How do you do this?
JAI HO!
You go buy a 4 gallon jug.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 27, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Fill up the 5 gallon jug. Use it to fill up the 3 gallon jug. That leaves you with 2 gallons in the 5 gallon jug. Pour out the contents of the 3-gallon jug. Fill up the 3 gallon jug with the 2 gallons from the 5 gallon jug. Then fill up the 5 gallon jug, and pour out enough to fill up the 3 gallon jug —> 4 gallons in the 5 gallon jug.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I did watch that, but I had no idea where it was from. I want another rec.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Fine, you have now accumulated two recs, for use at any time.
Just request it and you will get them!
JAI HO!
Also, if my future unborn son gets shot up at a toll booth, I want you to sew up the holes and prep the body for the funeral, k? Also my laundry.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Spazzy, you really need to stop the unborn son getting shot up at a toll booth references. When someone’s son gets shot up at a toll booth, having those kind of comments made about them feels like getting punched in the gut. I know this because you have never made a reference like this before to my memory, and I have no children. No children whatsoever. Happy Arbor Day.
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by Maharg on Mar 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Both my grandparents, my parents, my unborn daughter, my cat Dr. Pookyspanks and my dear Uncle Ephrum died on Arbor Day. It deeply offends me that this is a happy occasion for you while I drown in the proverbial slop bucket of sorrow.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I apologize for offending your memory of Dr. Pookyspanks, everyone else can blow me.
If that offended you, then you can flag me*. FLAG ME!!!!
*This offer does not apply to anyone over the age of 40 who is offended by any comment I make on this blog.
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flagged.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m currently reviewing construction photos at work, because of the ummm….. informal nature of construction workers, the english and spelling becomes an adventure.
What exactly is: Dry Road Hoist? Dry Root Damaiyes? Pliwoud? or Febuiari?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Steppes for buildinge a fyne countrie house in this year oft our lorde 1142, monthe Febuiari:
1. Obtayne hewne lumburgh from ye lorde’s forest glades.
2. Secure pliwoud and make it fast wythe egg whites.
3. Flatten driveway with dry road hoist.
4. ???
5. The goodman profits!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I once reviewed the personnel file of a construction worker, who had actually taken the trouble to type up a resume for himself. The first heading was “WIRK EXPERIENCE.” (I think he looked up “experience” to be sure he spelled it right, and figured that he knew how to spell “wirk.”)
When my folks had a fan put in their attic, the construction workers helpfully labeled the switch “Addict Fan.”
What are the first two?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe this just occured to me
Things I’ve learned from the commenters:
1) DBD is our most popular staple
Of course the DBD is going to be popular if you ask the regular participants of the DBD!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I can’t believe it just occurred to you either.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Technically, yes, you can. Technically.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB is taking over my life
Last night when the wife and I were watching something on DVR, she fast forwarded through the ads too fast and missed the beginning of the show. We call the remote control the “Power” so I said “Power fail” and stuck my hand out to take over the remote control duties.
God my life is pathetic.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
Son of a bitch!
gets me every time.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If by power you mean ‘Orgasm’, this situation arises every night in the TwistNHook household.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
any anything arising.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
by JShufelt on Mar 27, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was just driving back from the bank, and I saw a car decked out in advertising for the power exchange. Wow! I never thought a place like that would advertise in that manner. In fact, I never thought a place like that would advertise.
PS the woman driving looked thoroughly used.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
can’t say: don’t know how i feel on the subject of large public orgies, and swinging
They're after our precious bodily fluids
and your opinion on the subject of large public orgies and swinging?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I can’t say I’ve never been.
I’ve heard that power exchange has 3 floors. The first floor is for guy-guy, second floor guy-girl, thrid floor girl-girl
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I have no opinion. But I’m still offended by your lack of opinion.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
Well, I don’t mean to offend, therefore on the subject of large public orgies and rampant promsicuity…….
….. HONK!!!!
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Is that place like the Edgewater….or Tidewater….or whatever the name was over by the Oakland airport?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I ended up there when my friend’s car broke down on the way to dropping someone off at the airport. We were in the lobby waiting for the tow truck and started to read some of the flyers and figured out what the place was about. We didn’t touch anything after that…
I think it’s something else now, I drive by it on my way out to Oakland Metro to play the most idiotic game invented and the name of the place keeps changing.
The Pain In The Butt Teams in each conference
Pac 10
Stanford – Head coach Jim Harbaugh has already bothered USC with a win two years ago and a garbage time score in last year’s loss. Now he’s hoping to annoy enough other teams to get to a bowl game. The recruiting classes have been strong, the secondary should improve considering it’s the focus of the staff, and RB Toby Garhart is a star to work around. The back half of the season should be interesting with four home games in the final five (with the one road trip at USC). With winnable conference home games against UCLA and Washington, and visits from Arizona State, Oregon, along the crosstown trip from Cal, the Cardinal should make plenty of Pac 10 noise.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Unlikely Gerhart will be there, and Kimble graduated
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s still speculation at this point. It will probably depend on where he’s drafted, and how much of a signing bonus he’s offered.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Since he’s a likely first- or second-rounder, I’m thinking he’s gone.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
If he’s taken in the first two rounds and offered money commensurate with that status, yeah, I’d say he should probably go.
I saw him play last weekend and, honestly, didn’t come away that impressed. It was just one game, though.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
That was a crafty self-promotion.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Big 10
Northwestern – Northwestern is still Northwestern. As good as it has been at times over the last several years, it’s hard for teams to look past NU when Ohio State, Michigan, or Penn State is coming up. Head coach Pat Fitzgerald legitimately believes the potential is there for consistent trips to the Rose Bowl, and he might be right. There’s no Ohio State or Michigan (it’s still Michigan) to deal with and Penn State and Wisconsin have to come to Evanston. The Wildcats should go bowling again and with talent, depth, and the potential to beat at least two of the league’s better teams.
Why does it seem like Northwestern never gets OSU or Mich on the schedule? I predict the annual 8-4 (4-4) effort, followed by a drubbing at the hands of a 7-5 BCS conference team. This, of course,after spending countless weeks ranked #23-25 because they beat Indiana and Purdue.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you guys agree or disagree with Bears With Fangs assessments of next year's units?
LINK
With the graduating seniors gone, can you rate, by position groups, whether each group will be stronger or weaker in 2009?
-Abe from Georgia
Abe, it’s hard to say for two reasons. One, I haven’t had a chance to see enough of the younger players play extensively to really know what we have one hand. For example, OLB Mychal Kendricks is supposed to be incredibly talented, and even Worrell Williams has said that he might be the best linebacker to come out of Cal. This coming from a NFL prospect. But will Kendricks be ready to play at the Williams level by the fall? Who knows.
Secondly, a number of the units feature nearly all their returning starters, so it’s a bit of a coin toss to see if they’ll be better, the same, or worse.
But, I try not to disappoint, so if pressed, here are my very tentative and initial thoughts in terms of productivity.
Offense:
QB: Better
HB: Better
FB: Worse
OL: Same
WR: Better
TE: Same
Defense:
DL: Better
LB: Worse
CB: Same
Safety: Better
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
OL: Better
TE: Very Slighly Worse
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
More depth and fewer injuries = Better
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You are obviously not an Oakland A’s fan.
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by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I describe my style as “Relentless Optimism”
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, i pretty much do
although i think OL could go either way. it would sure help if we had fewer injuries next year.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I still wonder how effective Tepper will be. He’ll probably be a backup right?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He did, which leads me to believe he was healthy for a good part of last year, but they decided to save him.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Mitchell Schwartz. Even Wilner the humbug dubbed him Cal’s next great OLineman
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by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright. Is our OL going to be amazing in a year or two? Because we had a lot of underclassmen playing.
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by rollonubears on Mar 27, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I see a lot of depth and promise. I hope Guarnero is back to full health because people have been raving about him since his RS season.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
CB’s will be better…another year, no grads…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
In My Humble Uneducated Opinion
I may speak blasphemy, I may also speak truth:
I feel Syd’god has maxed out his potential, and next season he’ll still be a stud, but won’t be much better.
I believe Hagan will get a lot better, and develop into a bonafied studmaster flex by the end of the season.
The safeties, will be better, but not reach stud levels.
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Maxed out his potential?
You mean he’s never going to ever do better than last year?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
at the college level, yes, i don’t see much room for improvement. He was good in helping stop the run, and defended his side of the field well all but twice last year. I guess I’d like to see some Desean like punt return numbers, but even still he is a good punt returner.
I just believe there is little room for improvement.
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Allowing zero touchdowns and getting 100% pass breakups on his coverages.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
QB sack on every play leading to fumble recovery for Touchdown also by SydQuan. Even on plays where he doesn’t rush the QB.
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Also, when Syd’Quan becomes the center, hikes it to himself as QB, then throws a pass to the endzone where breaks up his own pass, then catches it, THEN BREAKS IT UP AGAIN, then catches it, THEN FUMBLES, then recovers the fumble in the endzone for a touchdown.
On Every Play.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have been proven IGNORANT, how could I have overlooked the VAST untapped potential of Syd’Quan?
Please forgive my stupidity! As punishment I will now procede to drink 2 gallons of Odwalla beverages, and eat nothing but hot red peppers for a week. Whenever I have a thought, I shall grab aluminum foil and start chewing on it for a time period of no less than 30 seconds.
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Don’t forget your guacamole enemas.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oregon-Boise St. will be a Thursday night game
Everyone gets a chance to see the Ducks on Smurf Turf!
The Boise State athletic department announced today that the season opener against Oregon in Boise is "tentatively set to move from Sept. 5 (Saturday) to Sept. 3 (Thursday)." I’m expecting the Ducks to confirm that they’ve signed off on the move in the next few days.
That means the Ducks will both open and close the regular season on Thursday nights, as the Civil War is scheduled for Thursday, Dec. 3.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
I dunno; is Boise that good next year?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take Masoli and Blount in the QB+RB challenge. Remember Masoli got knocked out in the game at Autzen.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s already a short week, so you have less practice. Add in the travel time and the amount of game planning you can do is greatly reduced. The home teams have a significant advantage for these games.
Look at Oregon St the last two years, travel to Cincy and lose, host U$C and win.
It’s the fist game of the year though, so I think the preparation aspect is negated.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually I would agree, however:
1) It is the first game of the year, therefore adequate time to game plan shouldn’t be an issue
2) If I remember correctly (for once) Fall Classes for Oregon don’t start until Mid-Sept, therefore travel complications can be easily avoided
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Updated Top 20 standings for the Bracket
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Does that mean I can’t win it, because one of my final four is out? Crap on a cracker!
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a http://themaharg.blogspot.com/ where we could view these nonexistent thoughts with more regularity?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Thanks for the idea! Check back regularly for some more nothing. Or maybe I’ll say something.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
CGB pales in comparison to your awesome blog.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because the bear bile didn’t cure your cancer…
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 27, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i bet as he hit her he said “Sham-POW”
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 27, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
AND WHAT A CONTRIBUTION AT THAT!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
A significant lack of ME
but that’s to be expected as I haven’t been on CGB all that much this year (2009). Fuck school.
In other words, Go Bears!

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