DBD 3.26.09 Best Of CGB: The People
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 3:25 AM PDT
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You know what? We're better (and by better, I mean we use more words) than the Daily Cal. Let's do our own. Apply these questions to your experiences this year. Shouldn't take more than a few minutes.
First Category of Awards: The People. The Site. You. Everyone. The World.
Fill in the blanks and explain your choice in the comments; keep in mind some of these answers could be helpful to what we do this offseason. Or we could see it and just ignore it. HA!
Results will be tabulated and announced at a time to be determined.
Most Awesome CGB Moderator (Vote in the Poll!)
Best CGB Commenter: ___________________
Best CGB Regular Feature: ____________________
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): ______________
I wish CGB would cover more...___________________
I wish CGB would cover less...___________________
Best Danzig highlight reel: __________________ (if you need a refresher, click here and start perusing)
Best random DBD discussion on this site: _____________________
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: _____________________
Best Internet meme started by this site: _________________________
Worst Internet meme started by this site: ________________________
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: ____________________
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It'd Be: ____________________
Part II coming whenever I wake up earlier than Twist.
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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Thats a lot of work...
Can I declare carps beard Sanchez?
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
Rishi
Any football post by Hydro
ragnarok’s recruiting post
football
basketball (hey, you asked!)
Willie T
Too many to list…
also too many to list…
I declare you Sanche
ork ork ork
Jeff Farudo
Twist
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on Mar 26, 2009 7:10 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I could see why Ragnarok’s recruiting post would win best regular feature. I think CBKWit’s recruiting post would win best non-existant feature
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Reading your mispelling reminded me of this cinematic moment:
Maxxx Orbison: What’s your name, again?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you’d be good enough for porno?
Sancho: I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: Great… but what do you do?
Sancho: What do I do? I am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And…?
Sancho: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I… am Sancho.
Maxxx Orbison: And…?
Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I…
Maxxx Orbison: You… are Sancho!
Sancho: That’s right.
Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you’re hired.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
carp's news & world report
being circumcized (what!) reduces your riske of HIV or two other STD’s.
Unbelivable…only in Oakland would 60 people march for the alleged rapist/cop killer x 4. If there’s one miniscule amount of positive that came out of this, is that 4 patients in need of an organ transplant received their respective organs from motorcycle officer John Hege (who was declared brain dead). Nice work by the transplant team at Oakland’s Highland Hospital and to UCSF who has led the way in transplant technology and has done over 10,000 transplants. Pretty amazing. UCSF is also getting a new, kickass hospital.
Eh…I hope this restores the West Coast salmon population. Paying premium for decent salmon stinks. We’re going on year 2 of zero commercial fishing on the coasts of CA, OR, and WA due to extremely low population of salmon spawners. Monterey Bay Aquarium’s smart seafood guide recommends wild Alaskan salmon (over farmed and Atlantic salmon).
Speaking of fishing, Tom Steinstra (this guy is awesome) has two articles out on fishing. The second one is on learning keys to the catch.
New liquors to try at a bar near you. Best nightlife bars. Don’t drink too much though…
Geithner calls for major overhaul of financial rules…I hope he knows what he’s doing. It’s starting to feel like the Grapes of Wrath. Home sales fell 41% in February.
F-22 fighter pilot crashes & dies at Edwards. RIP. Not a big fan of the F-22 and I’m glad my brother won’t be flying them.
I wish “the news” would pick up better science articles. This one is about a new species of frog found in Papa New Guinea by non-US scientists. Interesting yes, but certainly not the coolest things going on in science right now. It would boost morale (for a country that needs it) if we shared more interesting advances by NIH (read: taxpayer-funded) funded scientists. There really is an amazing world out there the general public never gets to sniff. Like how about investigating the structure of proteins that are “at work” in live cells? Pretty amazing. Or getting around liver-mediated cytochrome P450 metabolism enzymes simply by replacing a hydrogen with a deuterium?
The Niners might be picking up former Pro Bowl Marvel Smith.
Can the Bears take down UCONN?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on Mar 26, 2009 7:47 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
thank you! I’ll try to keep it up in the work-week DBD’s. Tomorrow, of course, is a holiday. Which holiday, you ask? Good question. It’s Cesar Chavez, Sr. Day. More on Cesar Chavez. He did a tremendous amount for farm workers, and certainly helped CA become such a farming giant that it distributes 25% of the nation’s food. I passed his burrial grounds on my way back from the lovely town of Barstow (desert racing!). He’s burried on a slope of the Tehachapi Pass that overlooks the San Joaquin Valley farmland. It’s a pretty cool view.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Carp, these just won you my vote for favorite commenter.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I just realized – I bought Salmon in a while. Had some freshly caught out of the Sandy river about 3-4 weeks ago though. It was awesome.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
I believe it’s legal to recreationally fish salmon anywhere (river or ocean) it’s the commercial guys they are shutting down. Fresh, wild salmon is awesome although I like halibut as well.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Yup. I’ve Salmon fishing a few times out here.
Gonna see about chartering a Halibut fishing boat this summer.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
do you take a (small) boat out onto the Sandy? Is there a strong current? What kind of bait do you use?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
No boat. Just off the river bed. There are some times when the current is pretty strong. Fresh Smelt is usually my best bet for hooking Chinook. Salmon eggs for Steelhead.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
Not really, probably about 3 or so feet. I didn’t do it right. If you don’t walk in their direction, and let them get tired, you’ll never pull them in. I was lazy and tried the pull the mother fucker in from where I was. I fought it, and when they swim, they can put a lot of deflection in the pole. More than that pole can take.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
right the fuck now?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s better than Cal State Fullerton, Rudy Carpetmuncher
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean the way that Seattle is on the way to Oregon from California.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
These nubs have no clue how 1337 you are
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball beats Santa Clara 9-6:
BERKELEY, CALIF. – Cal scored twice in the third inning and then exploded for seven runs in the fourth inning on the way to a 9-6 victory over Santa Clara Wednesday afternoon at Evans Diamond. The Golden Bears improved to 13-8 overall and the Broncos dropped to 10-8.
The winning pitcher for Cal was sophomore right-hander Yasser Clor, who improved his record to 3-0 by throwing a career-high 5.1 innings with six hits, four runs, one earned run, two walks and two strikeouts. Sophomore right-hander Kevin Miller earned his first collegiate save by throwing the final 3.2 innings (five hits, two runs, one earned run, one walk, two strikeouts).
Sophomore right fielder Mark Canha, who is leading the Bears with a .398 average, had a two-run single in the third, while senior third baseman Michael Brady, sophomore shortstop Brian Guinn, junior first baseman Blake Smith, junior second baseman Jeff Kobernus, freshman left fielder Danny Oh and junior catcher Dylan Tonneson all had RBI in the fourth inning.
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Track doing well:
Sophomore Kyle Mills-Bunje led the way for California in the decathlon in the UC Davis Multi Meet on Wednesday at the Woody Wilson Track. Mills-Bunje stands in fourth place (3,586 points) after day one of the competition, while freshman Kevin Kuechler (2,675 points) is in 13th. Current Cal volunteer assistant coach, Mark Jellison, is in first place with 3,825 points.
Mills-Bunje excelled in the three field events, taking second in the high jump with a mark of 6-4.75 (1.95m), the long jump at 6.85m and fourth in the shot put at 39-7.25 (12.07m). Mills-Bunje just missed matching his career high in the high jump, which currently is 1.96m.
Jellison, competing unattached, currently stands in first with Fresno State’s Matt Bushnell in second with 3,641 points and Jake Nelson from Chico State in third with 3,599 points.
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Softball beats Pacific:
Stockton, CA – The California softball team snapped its three-game losing skid in a big way with an 11-6 win over Pacific on Wednesday. The Golden Bears hit four home runs, including two by Valerie Arioto and set a program record 104 steals after registering four on the day. Additionally, freshman Jamia Reid set a school single-season record with her 29th stolen base of the season, eclipsing the previous high of 28.
Cal (23-8) opens up a tough conference slate this weekend at home against Washington on Friday, and UCLA on Saturday and Sunday.
Arioto also got the win in the circle to improve to 9-1 on the season. She allowed five runs (two earned) with seven Ks. Marissa Drewrey entered in the fifth inning with Cal up 9-5 and allowed three hits, one run with seven Ks as well in three innings of work to get the save.
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Crew in Pac10 challenge:
This Week
California, featuring the fifth-ranked varsity 8+, opens the 2009 collegiate season with the Pac-10 Challenge presented by Windermere on Saturday and Sunday, March 28-29, in Redwood Shores, Calif. The Golden Bears, Stanford and UCLA will send their men’s teams and women’s teams, while only the USC men will row this weekend at the Bay Area regatta.
The Collegiate Rowing Coaches Association ranked the Bears’ top boat fifth in its 2009 preseason poll.
Puddicombe Joins Staff
Former three-time All-American and Division II NCAA champion Sarah Puddicombe joined the Cal staff as an assistant coach last summer. Puddicombe spent the 2008 season an assistant coach at UC Davis, her alma mater. A coxswain, Puddicombe won the Division II championship with the Aggies in 2002 under her maiden name, Sarah Whipple.
Puddicombe’s duties at Cal include working with O’Neill and the varsity squad as well as coordinating Cal’s recruiting efforts.
Her twin sister, Mary Whipple, coxed the U.S. women’s 8+ to a gold medal at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China.
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Field hockey coach rocks:
BERKELEY – California field hockey head coach Shellie Onstead will lead a U.S. under-16 girls’ team on an April 3-13 training tour of the Netherlands. The U-16 team will train in the Netherlands prior to competing in the International Easter Hockey Tournament for under-16 teams, hosted April 11-12 by Dutch club Hod Valkenswaard in Valkenswaard.
The Easter tournament, consisting of a boys’ competition and a girls’ competition, features 12 teams on the girls’ side, including the U-16 national team from Lithuania and four Dutch clubs.
Onstead, the 14th-year Bears coach, has coached extensively for the United States, most recently as an assistant coach on the U.S. women’s national team that competed in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, China. She has coached various U.S. youth national teams. In 2006, she was the head coach for a U.S. U-16 Futures Elite girls’ team that competed in the Valkenswaard Easter tournament.
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To any of you who voted for the Swedish Chef...
I DECLARE YOU SANCHEZ
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
Well, this just got more awkward than Sayid at a Linus Family Reunion.
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A concept with which I’m sure you are more than familiar!
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A concept with which I’m sure you are more than familiar!
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My comment is one that derives any modicum of hilarity from more than one episode. Although last night’s episode was certainly a good one (who thought that the entire island would blow up and it’d be Sun doing a one woman show about President Bush for 90 minutes?!?!), you could certainly not have seen last night’t ep to get that one.
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Greatest Ever
I wanna change my vote
BAN SOMEONE, SO I CAN WANT THEM BACK
by GoldenBear421 on Mar 26, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
You can do side bends or sit-ups / But please don't lose that butt
The biggest asset of the brightest star for top-seeded Pittsburgh is [sophomore DeJuan] Blair’s derrière.
"Some days I’ll say: ‘Use your derrière, man. Use what God gave you.’ "
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If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: CBKWit
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 8:16 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This is your favorite post?
I have finished mine [XMas Shopping]. I’m knitting a tie for my brother in law, my wife bought something for my mother-in-law that I’ll attach my name to, I told my wife to buy something on my credit card for her, and the rest of my family is Jews. Easy as pie!
If you are getting stressed out about XMas shopping, you should take my lead and be related to more Jews. It takes all the stress out of any holiday shopping. Except for Purim. That just makes Purim more confusing. So very confusing.
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Even block quotes hate that post!
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I went through, found the most random DBD I could find, and put it up. I was also considering CBKWit is a big doodie head and Let go twist, you’ve smelt out hair long enough.
Though in all reality the takeover of ATQ was pretty awesome.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Let go twist, you’ve smelt out hair long enough
THAT ONE WAS AWESOME!
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I was paraphrasing the name. I forget what it was exactly.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
WTF. I VOTED FOR YOU, ASSHOLE! NOW GIMMAH MAH RAHCROOTIN POST!
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I also only have 1 vote (when you control for my vote).
We are tied.
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You’ll get there someday, Tom Joad.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re the most awesome because I think you are the only one I have actually had an intelligent debate with.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
gloves are off now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeknTzuHxnw&feature=related
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Flower, Triangle, or he’ll die in the streets.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Evolution. Doesn’t exist. Your turn.
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That’s ironic because I’m currently home sick doing bio hw on the chapter about evolution.
Creationism all the way baby.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of another reason to hat Texas.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Luckily my catholic school is decent enough to teach evolution. And thank god for that.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
The Catholic Church often takes surprising positions. The current pope and the previous pope both said that evolution is true, and there is nothing inconsistent between Christianity and evolution.
They are starting to kind of admit that the old testament may not be 100% accurate. I won’t say my opinions on the Old Testament because I don’t want CGB to become Northern Ireland.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I still fail to see the reason to hat Texas.
It wasn’t that exciting.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".
by JShufelt on Mar 26, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I relatively new here, so I don’t have the lagrest knowledge base to draw from but…
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Worst Internet meme started by this site: Honk
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: Free Darko
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: The fucker that used the fastrak lane to bypass all the people paying the toll, only to bail out at the end, and try to butt into a normal lane, stopping all traffic in the fastrak lane for 4 minutes
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on Mar 26, 2009 8:52 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
damn, i just reread what i wrote, it looks like Charlie-speak
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this road, I’m gonna kick some ass, I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE.
I wish CGB would cover less: Indian hotties, hotties exist within every ethnicity, we should spotlight them all.
Then contribute!
JAI HO!
I tried once, but I failed. I was watching the Russian movies Daywatch & Nightwatch (Two part movie). One of the minor characters, Tiger Cub, played by Anna Slyusareva who was incredibly hot, and I tried to track her down on the internet. I failed and never tried again, thwarted by obscure Russian actresses.
Great movies by the way, they paved the way for the director to leap to Hollywood and direct Wanted
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Post pictures and life will be good.
We discuss desi girls here because people post pictures!
JAI HO!
New Rule of Posting
They actually have to be good looking, carp.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
it was the only SFW posting I found when I google imaged Desi girls. The others involved San Fernando Valley activities.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I thought the ruling from the supreme court of blogging determined that we should not post remotely eye-grabbing photos, as to not unintentional cause someone to get fired and have their life ruined because I wanted to show a picture of a hot girl.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
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Favorite CGB Post : This one.
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Best Internet meme started by this site: 
Worst Internet meme started by this site: Honk. Also, the meme that Twist is currently developing.
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: I don’t read anything that isn’t on CGB, there’s too much
"legitimate" commentary on other websites.
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Mark Sanchez (you gotta go back to the roots)
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 26, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: Women’s Rights
And you do realize that you are being demeaning and degrading to women and objectifying them, etc. Right?
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Not only am I a feminist, but I also feministing!
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This photo is currently up on the main feministing page. hawt!
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Is that a file extension or are you just happy to see me?
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Even their self-indulgent solo material?
Because I feel that it’s likely carp, T-Bred, and Rishi listen to a lot of that. Late at night.
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Too bad I’m a whore, and I want a Rishi heart. So I pick Rishi.
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If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: You
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".
by JShufelt on Mar 26, 2009 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
We never did find out what I meant by Double Air E-Honk.
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I think it’s the same as a “Double Pits to Chesty”
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if thats on canadiansexacts.org
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
They discussed it in depth in last night’s Lost episode. Didn’t you see?
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But Daniel Faraday finally explained what the Doube Air E-Honk is. Don’t you want to know???
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Dude, that’s not cool. I totally voted for you as best commenter. Now I need an edit function to change my vote.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
But I said that I’m a whore!
You’ll always be my super favorite commenter.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
DONT CLICK ON IT, ITS A FRAUD!
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I didn’t read your comment in time. :[
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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I’m taking out my anger and sadness on people by rec’ing it so they will be drawn in by the trap as well.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
You evil, short man.
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NAILED IT!
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It becomes a “sass”
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
It becomes a “sass”
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
hokay!
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I wish CGB would cover less…of my ginormous caulk
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If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: all of you.
Part II coming whenever I wake up earlier than Twist.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Mar 26, 2009 9:34 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Best CGB Commenter: Danzig
Best CGB Regular Feature: Reveling in Victory/DBD
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): Long live the CGB empire
I wish CGB would cover more…everything seems to be covered sufficiently; anything missed usually turns up in the DBDs.
I wish CGB would cover less…that sounds NSFW
Best Danzig highlight reel: Jahvid Best/Yakety Sax
Best random DBD discussion on this site: all
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: anything that leads to political slapfights
Best Internet meme started by this site: I declare you Sanchez/Bak Bak
Worst Internet meme started by this site: N/A
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: YO
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Dumpster Muffin
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by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 9:39 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
good call on D-Muff.
Regarding “that sounds NSFW” does that mean bad language vids? Or all NSFW in general?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
guys & gals…to honor chowder’s wishes…it’s time to discuss a topic that’s near & dear to my heart:
random office hotties: typically, these of the female gender and 18-29 in age. They are single and generally try to hard to please people. Often, they can be below your typical standard but the environment/personality makes up for that.
Admit it, you’ve thought about it. But have you moved on that (for single guys only)???
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
typical standard
This assumes the people here have standards. I think Rishi would mate with anything that has skin darker than Ragnarok, which means even Powder stands a chance there!
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I wish I had that problem, I’m ‘the baby’ at my firm, and the only one (A) under 50 and (B) without kids
They're after our precious bodily fluids
that sucks. career change?
Reason for Leaving: Not enough office babes.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
actually, i like it. Since, they all have families, they are strict about the 8-5 rule and the seperation of life and work, therefore I never have to stay late or work on the weekends. I did have to keep in contact with former classmates to tag along to their happy hours and such if I wanted to meet new people. I have picked up on girls at bars/clubs, but it never translates into a real relationship.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I’m in a similar boat (I’M ON A BOAT). All the firms in my industry are really small, so I work with very few people/they’re all older than me. It does make meeting new people more difficult.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
also, my first time was with a co-worker. Of course its a little different since it was retail and back in the day.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
In that case, I think co-workers are fair game. Of course, she came on to me, but its all good.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on Mar 26, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wonder how many minor chubs you go through at work during the day.
I wonder about this a lot.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m the only one at my firm who isn’t married, engaged, or in a long-term almost-married, commited relationship.
JAI HO!
even were anyone at my work singe (which they aren't)
there are only 4 people here. only one female. ‘moving on that’ would be…difficult.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
All I hear from you are excuses!
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I have no office staff. I work alone, the dark demon of the night!
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All the hot young women that enter his building yell “And you call yourself an attorney!”
an occurrence he always fail to explain
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Explain to who?
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The CGB community at large
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
i’ve worked at this job longer than i’ve been married…just sayin’
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
The answer to that is complicated, and probably more information than I should reveal.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
CGB: We’re all paranoid here. I thought about changing my username but I didn’t want the terrorists to win.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I do not, nor have I ever, worked at Sea World. That is my official position.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
But have you ever done flips and shit?
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully not at the same time…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
BUSTED
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Dammit!
Who else gets all your references?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I do. I even know what episode (Mary the Paralegal is when it is used the most). But I was wondering if everyone else enjoys your references as much.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I never have any idea what The Maharg is talking about.
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by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Everyone in my office is either 10+ years older than me, ugly, in a long term relationship or married. (Most are at least two of those)
That said, there are two office hotties on my floor (both have serious boyfriends). One is engaged and her fiance is stationed in the military. The other one started work around the same time as me and we got along as friends pretty well (happy hours, etc), but she lives with her boyfriend who has since told her that she can’t hang out with me anymore.
So no office romance for The Maharg.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
you should get her to leave him. just sayin’. He’s too controlling. Plus, you tuck your jersey in.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
You have to be subtle, like call every once in a while, then when he gets upset that you called, she will break up with him. Score one office romance for the Maharg
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
I’m also moving in 4 months, and while she qualifies as an office hottie, it’s not worth the effort.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
get working on the one with boyfriend in the military. she’s lonely and needs a guy around, and your address will be changing in 4 months so he can’t track you down once he gets back
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Dude, swooping on someone serving the country is not cool. That’s a line I won’t cross.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
You are a better man than chowdeauh.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re a more attractive man than Twist.
There, now we’ve both given each other worthless compliments.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
The saddest thing is that I’m probably not. Have you SEEN those scarves he rocks? ::swoons::
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
i been sassed all up in dis bitch
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
There are no office hotties here. Damn this economy and it not allowing me to find a new place with office hotties!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
My friend worked for 2 years as a graphic artist for a porn company…..he eventually got turned off so much that he hasn’t had sex in years
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Best CGB Commenter: Too many to pick – can’t play favourites :(
Best CGB Regular Feature: Ask Yellow Fever
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): Danzig’s Nate Longshore post
I wish CGB would cover more… Swing passes during basketball season
I wish CGB would cover less… baseball
Best Danzig highlight reel: Michigan State
Best random DBD discussion on this site: Rags, Die Hard, dolphin
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: Baseball.
Best Internet meme started by this site: Declare you Sanchez.
Worst Internet meme started by this site: HONK!
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: YOKANES!
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Journalists who think the Niners want to draft Mark Sanchez.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 26, 2009 10:13 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
how could be cover less baseball?
p.s. i have a baseball post coming up in the next few days
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
New Worst Internet Meme started by this site: Rishi’s use of British Spelling
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
My whole family in India uses it too
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I have zero family members in India, but I’m sure if they existed, they would use British spelling
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Results will be tabulated and announced at a time to be determined.
Most Awesome CGB Moderator (Vote in the Poll!)
Best CGB Commenter: Tie- CalBear81, comptontom, Maharg in Tucked in Banana Suit
Best CGB Regular Feature: the DBDs or Youtube Thursday’s Parting Jazz Clip (not really)
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): AtQ takeover or Is Kevin Craft Palling Around with Murderous Cannibals?
I wish CGB would cover more: making fun of Rishi’s love of Friends
I wish CGB would cover less: skin (there’s the joke, Berkelium97)
Best Danzig highlight reel: Emerald Bowl
Best random DBD discussion on this site: The many mustachioed Karl Dorrell
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: Favorite music discussions or Quizz vs. Best
Best Internet meme started by this site: “It’s spelled S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x” or Spazzy Mcgee’s Pain Train Musings
Worst Internet meme started by this site: What the Giants did last year
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: EDSBS
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: a Medusa-like monster with the face and accompanying goatee of carp, the torso and limbs of Rishi, and the mental capacity of famous Cal troll Amy
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Youtube Thursday’s Parting Jazz Clip (not really)
Well, that hurt me more than Great Mama Linus when she saw Sayid at the Linus Three Legged Race.
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I haven’t seen last night’s episode either. Stop ruining it.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
If you genuinely believed that there was a Three Legged Race between Linus family members in last night’s Lost episode, then Carlton Cuse and Co. havedone a really bad job of keeping preposterous ideas out of their show.
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Carlton Cuse and Co. HAVE done a really bad job of keeping preposterous ideas out of their show!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Like that episode about a Norwegian man with a tan. I mean sure they’ve done time travelining and a weird button tha tmakes shit not explode and a crazy island, but that one just made NO sense.
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Or a monster made out of smoke, which can’t bypass a sound fence
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Did they ever explain that? I stopped watching after the whole dinosaur/polar bear thing
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
They kind of did a few eps back, but vaguely. I wont get into it.
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And, at least, I brought back CGB’s honorary band: Mayhem
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I know comptontom would be honored, whoever the hell he is, but concordtom’s probably who you’re thinking of.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
concordtom’s true identity is comptontom because he is a huge Taj Gibson/Daniel Hackett/Dwight Lewis/DeMar Derozan/Leonard Washington/USC Marching band fan.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish CGB would cover more: making fun of Rishi’s love of Friends
You know man, you can do that plenty without our help.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
You don’t like my answers, fine. Please direct me to an Elizabeth Dindial link, so I can be on my merry way.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
That is correct
I LOVE your answers. But as you wish (NSFW).
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
To show my appreciation for your recruiting reports efforts
First Google search result on the second page of Elizabeth Dindial (to be precise, the 11th result). Scroll down the page and you’ll find her (SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY NSFW), Seriously, if you’re at work, do not follow this advice.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
you need to look at the very very NSFW pics to fully appreciate Avinash’s post.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
You need to see her in person to understand the work that’s done to the pictures.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
What are the third, fourth, and fifth words in conjunction?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
What does that shit mean???
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
i don’t know, but this is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB_nLEdRv2U&feature=related
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
The Maharg: I do not believe those of have been touched up. Please let me end my fantasy as such.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Is that a request for me to end the fantasy or to let the fantasy endure?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
Married people shouldn’t be allowed to fantasize.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Because you are married.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Married.
TO YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
This is the sound a dog makes.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
You win the Best of CGB award for most random personal icon.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you play World of Warcraft too?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t believe anything you say.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
My ex-girlfriend was in the same sorority as her, she’s definitely an attractive girl, I just don’t think she’s as hot as she’s made out to be.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
She has photogenic features.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you ever do chemistry?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure JShoopfelt was even righter.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s what the Pope wants you to do.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Best CGB Commenter: So many to choose from. I enjoy Rishi’s endless discussions of himym and friends, it reminds me of ex gf and how she used to discuss whether Ross and Rachel really should be together. Twist for his shoddy lawyering skills and well timed inappropriate comments, Jshufelt for great photoshop work, Danzig for masterful videos and in depth discussion on whatever topic you feel like discussing that day, the Maharg for well being the Maharg, and everyone else for making me laugh and keeping it lively.
Best CGB Regular Feature: I enjoyed looking back at Knowing thy enemy and of course the DBD
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): Flying V or Love true wuv
I wish CGB would cover more… Sign making
I wish CGB would cover less… Anything baseball related.
Best Danzig highlight reel: My main man who will never be considered soft even if he drank zima, Sid Quan
Best random DBD discussion on this site: So many too choose from. Dubai gardens, Ask a lawyer and ye shall receive, and of course what not to wear
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: This was a rather huh moment.
Best Internet meme started by this site: Honk!
Worst Internet meme started by this site: Ork Ork Ork, or whaled it
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: Bears Necessity. Yo
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Pete Carrol and his stranglehold on college football.
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on Mar 26, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Spazzy, T-Bred!
We still haven’t decided on the name of the resorts in Dubai the guests will be staying at!
I’ve had good feedback on The Palace of Harems.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Alright I change my “Best random DBD discussion” to the Dubai theme-park rides.
I heard Gardens of Jihad got favorable reviews on Yelp.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: This was a rather huh moment.
I feel like 90% of the “Worst DBD” stuff is all me. :(.
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It is not so easy to write new material almost every work day.
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Whenever you so desire.
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we have to coordinate these things so you people can stage your next HydroTech’s leaving/BearsNecessity is joining and changing his username to Avinash type parties.
I’m open most of next week…
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I’m thinking about who to invade next right now. Smart money is on Testudo Times!
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Best CGB Commenter: TuckNJersey
Best CGB Regular Feature: TuckNJersey’s Wacky, Super Crazy Fun Financial Analysis Hour (now with more
Wacky Super Crazy Fun Financial Analysis!)
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): This one encapsulated everything you’d ever want to know about CGB, its epicness is OFF THE CHARTS!
I wish CGB would cover more… of me! Who do I talk to regarding this???
I wish CGB would cover less… Of HydroTech leaving
Best Danzig highlight reel: Jahvid Best Yakety Sax
Best random DBD discussion on this site: I’d like to think anything I’m involved with.
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: No, I’ve hooked up with more Indian girls than you!
Best Internet meme started by this site: NAILED IT!
Worst Internet meme started by this site: The Giants Did That Last Year
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: I don’t read other sites. They are beneath me.
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Mike Montgomery. Not the real guy, but the SBN Mike Montgomery.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 26, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Best CGB Commenter: I’m gonna play favorites: T-Bred is currently the best CGB commenter. He provides useful information without being boring. Then again of the purely-funny guys, Maharg definitely has a sense for internet humor few can approach. Congratulations….or something?
Best CGB Regular Feature: Ask Yellow Fever
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): Every Hydro analysis. But if you’re looking for more opiniony type stuff, I’d go with the Odious Machine posts from the old Blogsome site.
I wish CGB would cover more: Football Analysis.
I wish CGB would cover less: Women’s basketball. Yeah I said it. Sue me.
Best Danzig highlight reel: Yakity Sax
Best random DBD discussion on this site: Pretty much the whole week the tree-sitters were coming down…although I guess that wouldn’t qualify as random. Really random? I guess it was a week or so ago when someone double posted a line, and then some combo of about 6 posters repeated each post verbatim but with a different poster. When you write it up like this, it’s not funny. At all. But at the time I was laughing my ass off. At the time.
Worst random DBD discussion on this site: How to get a suit tailored, who knows the most Indian people, and who’s the most amazing hardcore frat boy drinker lolololol I drink at 8am I’m so cool guyz!
Best Internet meme started by this site: This site is a meme. YOU’RE A MEME.
Worst Internet meme started by this site: Anything involving geese, dolphin noises, nails, or the Giants.
Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: The Honorable KenCraw and his Tablitude of Righteousness. Wish he’d post more, though.
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Los Angeles. Also, clowns.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Twist =! generally.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): Every Hydro analysis. But if you’re looking for more opiniony type stuff, I’d go with the Odious Machine posts from the old Blogsome site.
Finally! Somebody likes me.
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I enjoyed your Digger Phelps piece. A little bit.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok that was also pretty funny.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Twist is the blatant flattery i give to you not enough? ALL I’VE EVER WANTED IS YOUR ACCEPTANCE!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
All I’ve ever wanted is my OWN acceptance. I’m wracked with self-loathing. And it has nothing to d with my Judaism!
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Consider yourself sued.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite poster is now Danzig.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I only loved you for your Pain Train’s Musings
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
My least favorite poster is now T-Bred
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I did it all for the PTM! What??!? The PMT… so you can take that cookie and stick it up your Yeah!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite poster is now T-Bred.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Who knows what I can eat on a white diet?
I have a bitch of a stomach virus. But, lucky for you all, that’s why I am here right now.
Toot Toot
What is a “white diet”?
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by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Expensive sushi plates prepared by underpaid Mexican immigrants in the United States
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Basically plain toast, saltines, bananas, maybe some sprite. I’m looking for something more tasty but will still fit my needs.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m looking for something more tasty but will still fit my needs.
Aren’t we all?
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Are you going for 7th level vegan…not eating anything that casts a shadow?
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on Mar 26, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Raw, freshly killed venison always did the trick for me. Picture that in your mind. mmmmm
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
That was my dinner last night. I’ve missed the past 4 days of school. Fucking a. I have become far too good at MLB 07 the show for my own liking.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
The four safest things you can eat with any kind of stomach illness are bananas, rice, applesauce and toast. Yogurt is pretty safe too.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
“Curry” doesn’t mean anything. “Curry” is like saying “entree” or “food item”.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t be a food elitist.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not being a food elitist. It annoys me when people group 2/3rds of the world’s cuisine into one term like “ethnic food” or “asian food” or “curry”.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
And it annoys me when peopel group 2/3rds of the world’s people into one term like “white” or “overbite owner.”
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What do you have against overbites?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
You said “curry” doesn’t mean anything. It does, it is a general term for particularly spiced south asian dishes. Would prefer to go to a south asian restaurant and order a Chicken South Asian Spiced Food Item Entree? Or Chicken Curry?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
First of all, the term isn’t used only for South Asian food. It’s used for everything from Chinese food to Thai food to Indian to Middle Eastern food – all of which use different spices. Grouping all of those cuisines together is ridiculous. In addition, those “curries” have completely different ingredients, consistencies, etc.
The only thing they have in common is they’re from the Eastern hemisphere.
And ordering “chicken curry” at an Indian restaurant is hilarious. That’s like going to a steakhouse and asking for “steak”.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You got to a steakhouse and ask for “ice cream”?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is it hilarious to order a steak at a steakhouse?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh. If you went to a steakhouse and asked for “steak”, with no other explanation, they would look at you like you were a moron, since there are different cuts, people prefer their steaks cooked to different degrees, etc. In that sense, ordering “chicken curry” is as absurd as ordering just “steak”, except that “chicken curry” can be applied to about 50 times as many different actual food items.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s spelled J-S-H-U-W-T-F-E-A-T-A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N-P-L-Z
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Pad See Ew!
Pad Kee Mao!
Pad Thai! (It MUST be spicy!)
Tom Ka Kai!
Chicken Satay!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
Mee goh rang
Chicken Ton Katsu
Garlic Pepper Pork
Wait are we just naming random asian food dishes?
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Me chineee, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Does everyone in Oregon have this much fun?
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I have my nomination for worst random DBD discussion
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Its funny because none of this helps me at all. :[
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost everyone else here is from California, and you’re telling us about weed?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
I thought Weed was on the California state line?
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Not as high, you mean…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhh….if you just asked for ‘steak’.
Usually when I’m at an Indian restaurant I just ask for the baigan bhartha and the tikka misala, since that’s the only thing most Indian restaurants can make competently.
Then I drink copious amounts of peppermint tea to get rid of the flatulence.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok…for some reason I thought you were Indian, but apparently you’re not…but “tikka masala” means “pieces of meat with spices”. Again, would you go into any kind of western restaurant and ask for “pieces of meat with spices”?
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m half-Indian. And of course not. Why would you think I would?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the point I was trying to make like 30 comments ago. Talking about “curry” as if it were a specific dish is as absurd as talking about “pieces of meat with spices” in the same way.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
(HolmoePhobe, you’re being had right now)
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I actually think some of them don’t get it — as exhibited in the comment right above this one.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, it’s THE RESTAURANT that calls it “chicken curry.” If I walk into Thai Basil, they have “Yellow Chicken Curry.” THAT IS WHAT THEY CALL IT. What am I supposed to do, call out the restaurant for being ignorant of south asian cuisine?!?
“Hey, um, I’ll have the #25, Chicken with Cumin, Coriander, Saffron, Slightly Chopped Carrots, Potatoes, Sauce, and Rice.”
“Oh you mean the yellow chicken curry?”
“NO WAI MAN UR WAY OFF.”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I always order everything based solely on the ingredients. “Ya, can I have the beef patty with lettuce and mayanoise and mustard and tomatos and bacon wrapped between two fat slices of bread? Thanks!”
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I’ll have the mashed, twirled semolina flour quickly boiled then drained then topped with tomato-based colloid solution containing onion remnants, garlic, salt, pepper, thyme, oregano. And please put some agglomerated, aged cow’s milk solids on top of that. No, not parmesan cheese, that’s way too broad of a description…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec’d for using colloid in non-chemical application. that’s a toughy.
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I try.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No, she makes “pasta with red sauce.”
What a fuckin moron…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
My point is that the word “curry” by itself has no descriptive value. I don’t see why this is so difficult for you to understand.
My point is that you are a fucking dumbass for expecting us to understand something. I don’t see why this is so difficult for you to undestand.
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That’s probably EXACTLY why restaurants and people use the word “curry.” It describes a conglomeration of ingredients and dishes that fit a broad range of descriptions for everyday use that can be specifically tailored for particular dishes one might serve.
In other words, they assign “word” to describe a “thing.”
Would you rather order a “yellow chicken curry?” Or a “yellow chicken food thing?”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
In other words, they assign "word" to describe a "thing."
Woah, slow down there egghead!
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*a word
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we’re talking about slightly different things here. I’m saying that an assertion like (for example) “I like curry” is nonsensical because the word is too broad to be used by itself in that context.
Anyway, I’m obviously being too literal here, so I’ll stop wasting all of our times now.
I like curry.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We have to use some kind of name to order our meals. Those of us who are just plain white people without skills in asian languages of various origins pretty much have to go by the names the restaurant uses on the menu. So if we’re calling things by the “wrong” name, blame those asian people of various origins who operate the asian restaurants of various origins in this country.
Yeah, you kind of completely missed my point.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
His point is retarded. Be glad you missed it.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah ok. So when you go to an Indian restaurant you order vegetables instead of curry, right?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. I say “I’d like one order of the vegetables, please”.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 26, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How is that any different from going to a steakhouse and ordering “steak?” Is there one type of vegetable dish or something?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"pieces of meat with spices" is what I order every time I go to Burger King.
HAVE IT MY WAY, MY ASS!
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Is this where I can order a plum floating in perfume served in a man’s hat?
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I have no idea where this comes from, but I’ll go ’head and laugh anyway
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Simpsons. B Sharp ep.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Even consistency of curries is different in the same culture. I speak mainly of Thai, because that is my life blood.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
No you can’t call it curry! Ignoramus! You don’t get it!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I know!!!!! I mean, who goes into a RESTAURANT and orders the food they have on the menu?! Think of it! I’m on your side with this one.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
What if I’m at Iron Chef Morimoto’s restaurant and ask him to cook “something”?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You’d get monkfish…..in several different forms
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He’d probably take the nearest thing to him, whether it’s food or not, cook it, and give it to you.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The banana thing backfired on me today. Worst thing to ever grace my pallet the second time.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
That is a vicious stomach virus if you can’t even handle bananas. I hope you get better soon.
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by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you. The funny thing is that it only affects me in the morning. Right now I am fine. No I am not pregnant either.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Soooo many morning sickness jokes have been made at my expense this week.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you a dude or a chick?
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I am a dude. Which is why I am very sure I am not pregnant.
Teen girl readers of this website? please.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I am emotionally a teen girl
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Did you eat at Nation’s in Berkeley? I got a stomach virus that lasted 5 days from one of their “ice creams”
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
So that would be no. I did eat at Evia (don’t know how to spell it) in Palo Alto on monday night, and tuesday morning was when the thing started. Who knows?
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I ate there last week. Holy shit the lamb was good. Also the spanikopiteropita. And I didn’t get sick…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I may get berated for this, as I have been by my parents, but I don’t like fancy food, I knew before I went there that I wasn’t going to like anything, and I was right. Everyone else in the party loved it. Also the price was a little on the holy fucking shit we need to take out a loan to pay this side.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it when people use the term “food.” It’s so non descriptive and meaningless.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t like nourishment in a solid form.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s more like it. that’s what I order whenever I go to Evia.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Boil water with rice, but don’t boil it the entire way and put more water than rice; leave it porridge-like. Then eat it up.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
What was this in reference to? I’m suffering from some kind of stomach bug right now and I could use some home remedies.
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
no, why is she hot?
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I lol’d
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Swedish Chef is currently second
Based on these results, we might have to start laying off CGB employees (starting with me) and make this site a Hydrotech-Swedish Chef parternship, with ragnarok as tech support.
Swedish Chef: Du yuoo theenk Lungshure-a is a better qooerterbeck thun Reeley?
Hydro: I trust in Tedford to understand which quarterback will provide what we need to win the game.
Swedish Chef: Cun I cuuk Ooskee zee Beer und fry heem fur zee deenner?
Hydro: If Tedford thinks it’s okay. He has more knowledge than all of us here.
Swedish Chef: It ves guud telkeeng tu yuoo Hydrutech!
Hydro: You’re so much more civil than our most recent leader.
Swedish Chef: In Tedffurd ve-a troost! Bork bork bork!
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions
Better idea: Hottest chefs.
I hear good things about Giada De Laurentiis.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
the best thing about her show is that they play porno music in the background
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
you know the show: The Naked Chef
well, the name is misleading
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Surprisingly still a good show…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I hear bad things about copycat chef James Laurenitis
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
He just never had a chance against the Pain Train's cooking show
He had some killer recipes.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Miller's Top 30 Players in the Pac-10
He is half-way through the countdown, and while I still expect at least two Bears to make the list (Syd’Quan and Best), I’m rather surprised more aren’t. As of today, we only fill th#26 slot with Tyson Alualu. Am I alone on this?
I guess its a product of all the name players graduating, but I still thought Cal would have more than 3. Perhaps, Mike Mohammad, Cameron Jordan, or someone…. anyone
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/pac10
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I think he’s including players from the Washington schools just to include them =D
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
And I think he may have Jahvid as #1. Syd’Quan will also be the #1 CB because Verner was just named.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
No way man
“THOSE OREGON TEAMS ARE SO AWESOME. Quizz>Best and Masoli and Blount are gonna run all over the pac-10!!!!!”
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
word…it’s kind of hard to rank these players…but it would be hard to see Mo or Jordan being ranked above Alualu. Best and Syd’Quan will make it. I thought there’d be more, but oh well.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Miller probably believes a lot of the 31-50 range include most of our Bears.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oregon did have any on that list until a couple days ago. I would expect Cal to get a few more, and Oregon will get Masoli and Blount on there soon.
Best is easy #1.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
he’s been pulling out a lot of random DL/OL (to me at least) from the Arizona schools too.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I’ve only heard of about half of the guys he’s mentioned so far. A lot of his picks do seem rather random/unexpected.
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by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I didn’t realize so many people liked my football analysis posts. I feel pressure to write one up soon since I haven’t done one in a while, but we’re in the middle of our intense basketball coverage.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Actually, we’re just about done with our intense basketball coverage. Then we’re on to Rugby playoffs and baseball and a summer filled with Top 10 lists!
However, I personally really enjoy getting a mix of sports going at the same time. A little football during basketball season never hurt anyone. Next Fall, I’m really hoping I’ll be on-the-ball enough to write a little bit about basketball when it starts up in November, instead of waiting for Bowl season to die down Pac-10 season to heat up in January.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
A little football during basketball season never hurt anyone.
A little football during basketball season killed my father and raped my mother.
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I hate laughing at your jokes.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the people have spoken
Unless you want Swedish Chef to take your role as most popular CGB admin!
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Miller would’ve already ranked Hagan if he wanted to put him on the list. I don’t think he thinks he’s any better than Verner
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I realize it’s unlikely Hagan made the list considering he hasn’t been ranked yet, but I think people are really underestimating Hagan. He’s just about as good as Syd in my book.
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He had so many dropped interceptions last year. If he had caught a few more, he would be a much bigger name right now.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
And that’s the thing. If you’re just looking at stats, he’s not that good. But if you watch the games and film, it’s quite clear he’s catching up to Syd very quickly – perhaps will even surpass Syd.
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And that’s where you go too far. I was with you until the word surpass.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm mostly with you
I think he was very good last year, but I don’t think he will surpass Syd this year. I can remember Syd getting beat twice last year – against Heywood-Bey at Maryland and against Mike Thomas at Arizona. Both were perfect passes. Perhaps I’m forgetting some, but Syd was phenomenal last year.
So, Hagan is really good, but Syd is really really good.
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Syd deserved more national coverage. Fucking USC with their great defense.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m waiting Miller’s #11 choice: Diante Jackson
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! LEGITIMATE CAL CONTENT?!?!?!?
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sorry, i’ll go back to finding pictures of 60 ft penises kids in Britain painted on their parent’s summer house
They're after our precious bodily fluids
There has got to be a middle ground here.
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How many WKUK links have been posted by us 2 in the past 2 days? at least ten.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Now we should start quoting them to make sure people watched.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Twist, just because you’re the fourth most popular moderator doesn’t mean you can go flexing your muscles.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
blockquote
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilner on our new tennis chum Larry Scott.
* This is a presidential power play, all the way.
It’s hard for me to believe that … and I’m just throwing a name out … Mike Garrett was pushing for a candidate whose background was women’s tennis and not manipulating BCS computers.
Scott’s work with the WTA was clearly appealing to proponents of women’s and Olympic sports within the league — from coaches all the way to presidents/chancellors — who were undoubtedly worried that a football-centric commish would steer the conference away from its commitment to broad-based athletic opportunity.
"Scott’s experience in women’s athletics will be especially relevant," says the Pac-10’s official release.
* By the way: While the eight-paragraph release provides information on the Pac-10’s creation (1915), lists the number of NCAA women’s championships won by Pac-10 schools (113) and briefly describes Scott’s pro tennis career, the word football Is. Not. Mentioned.
Yeah, that’s how I’d envision the SEC doing it.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Why you hatin on the sec
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by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
even funnier when you say it out loud with a really bad Italian accent.
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You just made me spill a meatball on my shirt
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently there is a massive conspiracy among the Southern California media to destroy UCLA basketball, at all costs. This story has been broken by the intrepid reporting of BruinsNation:
http://www.bruinsnation.com/2009/3/22/807104/so-cal-media-working-ot-to
They certainly are sensitive about criticism about their team and coach when they’re not talking about how much they all suck during games when they’re losing.
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by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
QUIET WITH YOUR SENSIBLE REMARKS!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
flag’d for reading bruinsnation.
for treatment, read this and initial below.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
ah hell, for those that need a stronger dose, be sure to read Southpaw Jesus.
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How is this different from Wilner’s mission to pimp the Furd?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
To be honest, I like Wilner… except when he is writing about cal. Then I hate him.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
corrected
How is this different from Wilner’s mission to pimp the Furd SJSU?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
How is this different from Wilner’s The San Jose Mercury News’ mission to pimpSJSU the city of San Jose, GREATEST CITEE EVAR!
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
San Jose or the mission? You are correct either way.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SJ is probably the least important million person city in the world.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gonna say the opposite…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That its the least important zero person city in the world?
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SJ is probably the most unimportant zero zombie town in the bizarro world.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They have at least 3 Thai vampires!
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You havent seen True Blood?
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Oh noes!!! Now he’s going to San Jose! Who’s going to eat fried food in seattle with me?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
HolmoePhoibe? Just don’t order the curry.
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I hear HolmoePhobe also has a problem with curry.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
All they try to do is make San Jose look like a legitimate metropolis. That includes extra love for the hometown university.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Best CGB Commenter: spazzy makes me laugh the most
Best CGB Regular Feature: DBD
Favorite CGB Post (link to it if you can find it!): CGB Tagline Idea Thread / Jo Interview
I wish CGB would cover more: Baseball and Volleyball
I wish CGB would cover less: Honks
Best Danzig highlight reel: Justin Forsett
Best random DBD discussion on this site: Pac10 Cheerleaders
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Best Internet meme started by this site: ???
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Favorite Non-CGB Cal Sports Blog and/or Journalist: Bears With Fang
If I Could Declare Someone Sanchez, It’d Be: Mark Sanchez
HAIL HYDROTECH!
by danzig on Mar 26, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I just peed a little.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, people defintiely don’t like Honk.
That’s only because they’ve never had the opportunity to be honked by me. FORM A LINE!
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that’s racist…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Calling it curry is racist. In fact it’s really a bad word, now that I think about it. C**** discussion should be banned from this site.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Scarecrow was an underrated Batman villain.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I always liked Batman vs. the Attacking Plates of C*****
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
C****!
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t take Bak Bak’s name in vain. Thanks.
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you using my name in vain again?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasnt. CalBear81 was!
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I don’t know. I’m so good at defense I’ve never been honked before.
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The last time I was in Berkeley I honked you like a million and a half times.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
This might be the best vote yet. It will all depend on whether Olsonist comments today.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Co-Worker Rant
So, a co-worker of mine just claimed that the reason he can’t email his report today is because I am on this site, and its slowing down the firm’s internet connection.
His file is 52 megabytes.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
To be fair, you probably are slowing down the firm’s internet connection.
I mean by like .0000001%, but still…
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh look, a movie about Thai Vampires
THEY CALLED IT Vampires: The Turning
“In Thailand, the Americans Connor and his girlfriend Amanda quarrel in a Muay-Thai fight, and Amanda leaves Connor alone. She asks the direction of the hotel to a stranger, indeed the mean vampire Niran, and she is bitten and kidnapped by his gang of evil vampires in motorcycles. Connor joins to a clan of "good” vampires leaded by Sang, trying to save Amanda from the claws of Niran."
This could quite possibly be the greatest movie ever. Twist, you must investigate.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
Did you ever see Rise: Bloodhunter? A bad vampire movie, where Lucy Liu gets naked multiple times.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Is there such a thing as a GOOD vampire movie?
And it had to be made after 1960.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Van Helsing?
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The original Blade, Interview with a Vampire, Bram Stoker’s Dracula (minus Keanu Reeves) and Dracula Dead and Loving It – give him an enema!
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Is “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” actually like the book?
Because the book is amazing.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
I thought he just blew up things. And then ate curry.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t eat curry it doesn’t mean anything. It’s like eating air.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t order air on a menu though.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, that's Oxygen
Air is only about 21% O2.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
“I’ll have your finest air, please.”
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for speaking a horrible word.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
From now on, instead of saying the word “Curry” we should use non-offensive words like Cunt.
PS This might have been the absolute dumbest idea I’ve ever had. And I had an idea to grab men’s boobs with or without abandon.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 26, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great. You almost made me spit out my lunch.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I thoguht your lunch was a sprite! That you already had!
WHY ARE YOU TURNING THIS DBD INTO A DEN OF LIES!
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No, I’m in the process of drinking the sprite in question. But I have been lying this whole time. I’m pregnant., and I don’t think you are funny.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, half of that last sentence is true!
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Yeah, I’m pregnant.
You are hilarious, I could barely get out that lie.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife watched Twilight twice Sat night. Then, again yesterday.
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Your wife sounds like curry. Nonexistent.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oil paintining of she doesn’t exist!
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Oh. Uh. Sure. Feel free to produce it anytime.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to paint you.
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Sure, after Hydro punches you in the face.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You also woke up at 1230 prolly. If its your first meal of the day, its not lunch. Its brekkie!
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I had dry cheerios with banana slices this morning. My stomach couldn’t take that. FML.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Also,
2 days ago FAIL
Yesterday FAIL
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Went to the doctor yesterday. Said it should pass soon. He said maybe even today but that obviously didn’t happen. I really can’t wait for it to be over.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
if it persists, I recommend a consult with a GI guy. Have you drank (even accidentally) from the lovely CA waterways? If so, you could have a double nucleid eukaryote infection known as Giardi, coming from Giardi lamblia. I hope you don’t…treatment is not fun and it will take 2-3 weeks. You will likely have gelatinous deuces.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on Mar 26, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CA waterways?
plus I don’t know what you mean GI guy.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
gastrointestinologist?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they go by gastroenterologist. I like to call them GI (gastro-intesintal) guys.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
either way, my spellcheck is failing
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
When I was in scouts, our scout leaders would always scare us into filtering/treating our water when backpacking by saying, in increasingly loud volume:
“Sure, might not get giardia. Of course, you just might end up in bed for three weeks, with green, foamy, EXPLOSIVE diarrhea. Do you want that? Filter your water.”
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to Camp Wolfeboro and I think like 50 of us got sick because the Mess Hall did something funky.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
what were your symptoms? all day i’ve lost my fluids from both ends…..can’t believe there’s much left but lo and behold there it is
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re headed in the right direction…basically when you feel like you have to go to the ER, you probably have it. If you mention it to your doc…he’ll ask if you’ve been around CA-waterways. If you haven’t…you can still get it from other animals (cats/dogs).
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I haven’t been around any waterways or animals…..except you cool cats on this board. Just had some bad Mexican food last night, I think that’s probably what it was.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Why you gotta blame everything on our brothers down south?
First, drug cartel violence and now your diarrhea!
What’s this world coming to?
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I quickly scrolled through more than 200 comments . . .
and guess what?
None of them were even remotely important. Forget about internet connection, you guys are slowing done my “work connection.”
Most of the important news is posted at the top fo the DBD as we get up in the mroning. Cal stories and the ilk. After that, it starts to get wacky.
But Oaky, we’re here to slow down your work connection. THATS THE POINT!
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I did find this very important (but confusing):
Oil paintining of she doesn’t exist!
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
1. It should be “or” not “of.”
2. Yesterday, CalBear81 and I got in a comedy pyramid regarding the concept of “pics or it doesnt exist” in pre-modern times. I.E. Daguerrotypes or it doesnt exist. Oil paitning or it doesnt exist. Epic poem or it doesnt exist. Twas the joke.
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You ha to be there and be sober.
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Has there ever been anything remotely important on this site?
If so, it must have been before my time.
Yes, the whole court case and hippie extraction
after that it’s been all downhill
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the lastt ime you had something of substance to post here!
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I know, my value to this blog is approaching Maharg levels
I hope someone sues the University about something, so I can be useful again.
But I am working on a huge recruiting post!
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You on the other hand, have never posted anything of substance
so there’s that
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
uh… he led an invasion of AtQ. I think that was pretty substantial. maybe we have different definitions of substance.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 26, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Actually, Hydro did all the work. Twist just made the announcement.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I realize the mistakes I’ve made!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
by JShufelt on Mar 26, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just literally sprayed food, water, feces, garbage, and sperm all over my monitor.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I just literally threw up, then sprayed water and food and sneeze all over my monitor.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually alternate between literally spitting up food and literally splitting up water so it cleans it pretty decently. Literally.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Figuratively, literally.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Figuratively leather? Or literally?
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you ever?
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Jessica Alba.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
… Because it’s creepy to ask you for a food, water, feces, garbage, and sperm sample?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
Will you birth me a son?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What about me?
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Will you birth T-bred a son?
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I promise to contribute compulsory Y chromosomes.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
To make a Spazzy clone. Pay attention.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 26, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CBKWit totally broke the Ben Braun firing news before anyone else.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I think we were the first to know Tepper was coming back for a 6th year. And that Jahvid was out for spring… And that Riley was injured for the HB.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I learned more about curry. That is pretty important to me as it involves my diet.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
Curry? What is Curry?
Stephen Curry?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he means cunt.
(It’s working well, Twist!)
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost voted you for my favorite commenter, but I don’t think you like me so I didn’t.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
I did like you when you just tucked your jersey in
but after you tried to kill me numerous times, our “relationship” has never been the same.
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Shhhhhhhhh,
[did you already forget that time we “shared” Dumpster Muffin?]
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD I JUST THREW UP ROLLONUBEAR’S LUNCH ALL OVER HIM!
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not cool man. I just washed these cal basketball shorts.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No. I started typing what shirt I was wearing, but then I realized that you probably know where I live.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
While I am able to pull a lot of information off the internet, all I know about you is your address…
123 Fake Street.
And that’s a job well done.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
I was so proud of myself just there. Don’t give in to internet predators!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You almost lured me in with your invitations to suit up and go laser tag.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I just have these cal shorts that are amazing. I use them for every purpose. They are like Jahvid Best. And like Jahvid, our lives would suck without them.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I was considering going with the song reference there, but decided against it. God that’s a horrible song. It sounds like something an angsty 12 year old would write.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, I haven’t complimented you on your song writing skills recently. You portray angst very well.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
The royalties I’m getting from it will pay my way through college.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s wrong on so many levels
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s right on no levels.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure CalBear81 has no clue wtf these two are talking about.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, that was a tough concept and I didn’t know how I was going to explain it.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
Thanks, that fail at wit hurt my head and I didn’t know how I was going to deal with it.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
Ok, I’m going to need that demeaning women line again. Can somebody get that for me? Thanks.
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You don’t have the proper Femin levels to be Shufeltologist
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, so now I’m just a parrot to you, supposed to just parrot your lines over and over and over.
Do you often demean Twists and also Hooks this much? Objectifier! OBJECTIFIER!
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You think you’re sooo clever don’t you.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I explain it to you as an angsty 12 year old?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I was there. I’m on the far left.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see a single tucked jersey in ther at al! He might be on to something.
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The tucked jersey picture is mysteriously absent from the original post.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried to take down all the pictures of me, so that I could better hunt oaktownmario as he fled to AtQ, but SBN doesn’t like me.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
Oops
But you’re so adorable. And you wear your aviators at night!
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you wear them when you gave your talk about protests in Berkeley?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t given that yet. Don’t tempt me. Speaking of which, anyone wanna go to New Orleans?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
It’s my favorite city in the world.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
When I look at you, I don’t think recruiting whiz. Looks can be deceiving.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No, no… your other left
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m presuming you are a short Filipino lady. Is this wrong?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The FAR left. I’m a balding Centrum Silver spokesman.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oaktown, did you submit a ballot?
READ THE DBD.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
I haven't submitted a ballot but did read the DBD
it’s just too much work. Can’t you give me boxes to check next time?
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
check your e-mail/login….I have an epic flag. You can post it if you want provided it’s “beeped”
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Is this what they teach you at culinary school?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Any of you runners take your dog out running with you?
I have a 3/4 husky, 1/4 german shepherd that i take with me sometimes but she seems out of shape. She’s not fat or anything but she starts breathing heavy after 1 mile or so and I have to constantly tug on the leash to speed her up. Is it possible for her to be that out of shape? It’s been a few months now and she is a Husky. I mean I thought Huskies could run for days given their genes and the whole dog sled/iditarod thing. Any thoughts?
Yes, dog
And we’re done.
Take her to the vet.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think she’s out of shape if she hasn’t been running that much. Try giving her a haircut too (helps with ventilation).
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Are you talking about a female dog or a vajayjay?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I sometimes take my dog out of her cage to cook me dinner.
Then I take my German Shepherd for a walk.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Cal content? In my DBD? It's more likely than you think
Farudo previews Cal’s 2009-2010 power forwards
RETURNING: Jamal Boykin, Harper Kamp, Omondi Amoke
LEAVING: No one
ARRIVING:Bak BakTHE BOTTOM LINE: There are numbers here, but also questions. Will Kamp’s knee finally be fully healthy? Can the Bears afford to let Amoke play more at the 3? Will Bak be allowed to red-shirt, or will he be needed on the floor immediately? Lots of potential, lots of variables.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 26, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for pyramidding blockquotes
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Twist needs to bring SUPER-bolding to the SBN higher-ups
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That reminds me. What’s the update on getting a Sanchez button so we can declare people Sanchez in a way that we don’t have to type as much?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-x-x-x-x-x"
Spoke in person with the boss dude who said hed ask his boss dude. Havent heard back. Should I pester?
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Yes. And declare him Sanchez.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel Lord Bak needed one more box around his holy name.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
put me in coach i’m ready to play
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no way that Bak Bak redshirts is there?
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
why not?
i think monty would like to RS him. it probably depends on a) how ready sanders-frison is, and b) how healthy kamp is. if both those guys can contribute enough minutes, i think monty will leave Bak Bak on the bench (assuming, of course, that Bak Bak is like Max, and is not physically ready to play in the Pac-10).
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Bak Bak is nothing like Max……he’s so much better than Max that the coaches named him twice (his name used to be just Bak)
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, sure. point is, bak bak might turn out to be so good that he forces the coaches to play him. reports i’ve heard suggest that he’s still raw, however.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
if by “raw” you mean he naturally has awesomeness oozing from his pores, then yes
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT, GENUINE CAL DISCUSSIOn!??!?!
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I think even if Kamp is healthy
doesn’t Bak Bak have more talent/upside than Kamp? I mean for a perimeter oriented team, Cal desperately needs some inside game even if Bak is not a center.
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
well, upside is one thing
the question is, will he be better, in the context of cal’s offense/defense, NEXT YEAR, than Kamp, Sanders, Boykin, etc.? if there’s a compelling reason to play him to try and win next year, Monty will probably play him. if not, no reason to burn his redshirt year for a couple minutes/game. even if Bak (as a Junior) > Kamp (as a Junior), that doesn’t mean that Bak (as a Freshman) > Kamp (as a Freshman).
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I agree
So what’s your answer to this question based on what you’ve read/seen/heard?
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
50/50?
He’s not the project that Max is, but he does seem like the type of kid that’s going to take a few more years to really grow into his body/transform himself into Division I Basketball shape.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Based on that article, I get the sense that he definitely redshirts barring injury:
"He’s skilled, he just needs to get stronger," said Montgomery, acknowledging that the ideal scenario for Bak would be to red-shirt as a freshman. "Sometimes the body types of kids are such they’re not going to get a whole lot of muscle. He’s just been bouncing around for so long, we want to get him in a solid lifting program and just get him a stable situation."
Nuff said?
as this point, of course, i'm just speculating, more based off some reports i've read and what i think monty's tendiencies as a coach are
we’ve seen video of Bak Bak destroying other high school players, but pretty much every college player has those videos. didn’t Kamp win like 3 state titles in Arizona in HS? until i see Bak Bak play against college competition (even if it’s just an intrasquad scrimmage), it’s really hard for me to say; i’m just not that good of a scout.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
He won’t be able to do most of the stuff I’ve seen him do in Rivals videos. But, with these things you see from him, he has the athleticism to do a lot of the thing necessary to be a big time inside-outside player at the next level. He basically is just as fast, agile, and comfortable with the ball in his hands as the HS guards you see, BUT he’s 10-12 inches taller with a 2 foot reach on all of them
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone make a Berkeley-Alameda Commute?
I have a soccer game at 7:00 in Alameda, and I’m wondering when I should leave Berkeley in order to arrive at 6:45. Is rush hour going to be bad at that time?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
i think you'd be fine leaving at 6:15, but 6 is good just to be on the safe side
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I would leave at 3-4.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Bladium? You’ll never get there.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
well, i have work until 5:00, and have to swing by my apartment to pick up my gear
would you recommend surface streets, or the 24?
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I’d take 24. But make sure you know where you’re going IN Alameda. I swear I got lost the first 3 times I went, and google maps gave me directions that literally led into a chain link fence on an abandoned naval base.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, finding your way into alameda is a nightmare
and that’s the way we like it. keeps the riff-raff out.
definitely take 24. 880 traffic never backs up that far. the 12th street exit on 980 is fine, as long as you follow the signs for alameda. take a left on 5th, follow it to the tube.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Senate Subcommittee reviewing BCS for antitrust violations
Link
Behind the push for the hearings is the subcommittee’s top Republican, Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah. People there were furious that Utah was bypassed for the national championship despite going undefeated in the regular season.
The title game pitted No. 1 Florida (12-1) against No. 2 Oklahoma (12-1); Florida won 24-14 and claimed the title.
The subcommittee’s statement said Hatch would introduce legislation "to rectify this situation." No details were offered and Hatch’s office declined to provide any.
Hatch said in a statement that the BCS system "has proven itself to be inadequate, not only for those of us who are fans of college football, but for anyone who believes that competition and fair play should have a role in collegiate sports."
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Sheesh, where were Dianne Feinstein and Nancy Pelosi when Cal got scrubbed 5 years ago?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Being cracka-rich and ignant
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I've secretly found my flag post
Flag’d as inappropriate.
unf*ckingbelievable. who the f*ck would ever f*cking read f*cking bruinsnation. Nestor and his f*cking chronies are butt-pirates. Wooden’s a cheat and they know it. CRN can kiss my black a$$! CAL GRADS SHOULD BE SMARTER THAN THIS…F*CK!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
flagged for for being a flag whore.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Regulate, holmes. Regulate.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, did you notice AN is falling apart?
They take flagging and the “Community Gudelines” way too seriously. It was a lynch mob and PaulThomas was the victim.
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, it sounds like a typical baseball front office! Maybe they need Billy Beane to run As Nation too.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
They have 1,000 posts there and nary a “Bak Bak” or even a “NAILED IT!” what sort of worthlessness are they peddling over ther????
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Way to take it serious. You just harshed my buzz!
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I'm sorry, I assumed you hadn't read any of the 1000 comments
in 1 minute, but I guess you’re a “minute man.”
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
hahah.
Its kinda funny reading through that, because its obvious that a)they take things super serious over there and b)they take things SUPER fucking serious over there. They apparently have some sort of “jury like” system based on flags (THEY PAY ATTENTION TO THE FLAGS!). 3 strikes and you are out.
Based on that, The Maharg has like 500 strikes. He’d be out.
PaulThomas said he was taking a leave of absence from AN for an indeterminate period of time. Wonder if that means hes gone fro here, too? I know he was a bit harsh at times, but he did bring a lot of valuable discusion, too.
AN is so different from here, its quite startling.
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I don’t comment there. It’s not very inviting.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to comment there when it first started back in 03 and kept with it until about 05 or 06. But I havnet in a long time.
I wonder why.
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This has to be the most relaxed of any of the SBNation blogs. I read everything that AN posts but I don’t comment. Here you can jump into a discussion at any time, because it probably has nothing to do with sports. (Seriously, the phrase ‘gelatinous deuces’ is in this DBD. No way that happens there).
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I presume I now have to look through the comments on anything posted today to look for ‘gelatinous deuces’
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Search function time!
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8 comments have contained the word gelatinous.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
none have contained gelatinous deuces.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Gelatinous
9.
Did you include your post?
10.
I’ll call Guinness right now.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
What about SBN’s Indiana Pacers Blog “Yeah, Yknow, that’s Cool. Whenever.” It’s fairly relaxed.
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Is that a reference to me actually being a pacers fan and reading that blog?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as you don’t make fun of Nucks Misconduct. That would lead to fisticuffs.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, I used to comment more
but everyone takes themselves way too serious in every respect, even the baseball stuff
I am a hardcore A’s fan, but still I don’t go ape shit over a ST game like some of them do.
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
i generally found myself not commenting because every time i had something to say, 3 people had already said it. i just couldn’t keep up.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
That happens with me here, but I say it anyways.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t drive me away from here, as much as you try!
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
To run over my legs or will I be in the passenger seat?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the second time you’ve made moves on me this post. Strike two, Mr. Maharg.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That comment took hopefully not out of my sentence. Thanks.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, when he moved into my neighborhood the judge required him to tell us.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea and the constant attempt by everyone to get in a fight
over there. Honestly here people argue over shit, but it’s never gotten life and death serious like people seem to take it there.
[Except for that time when CGB almost fell apart over whether Cal fans should attend football games with their jerseys tucked into bball shorts. That was a dangerous time].
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What about that time that you said Lebowski was a bad movie and I had to smuggle you across the CGB border to safety!
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Bequiet about that
CBKWit is still pissed. You might rile him up again.
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That happens with me here, but I say it anyways.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There, it is a race to seriousness. Here it is a race to worthlessness. I like our way better!
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Where formatting rules never apply.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, thoguh, I wonder why some blogs have such different atmospheres than others.
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I think the Tyrant Kings set the tone
so . . . .
good job?!
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What if we attempted to invade Athletics Nation? Theirs is an island nation that is powerful and fortified!
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We'd probably all get banned
or, you would become head of SBNation.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
We'd get sent to the Guantamo of SB Nation:
Halos Heaven
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure Fire Starkey and I should be your field generals. We never lose at Dice Wars.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent most of my morning playing that game.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were throwing up yesterday’s fancy dinner?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude the fancy dinner was monday night. I’ve been throwing up every morning since tuesday.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve never truly played!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Rock the stunna shades, mayne.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but you should!
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PaulThomas keep it real here. And he watches a fuckload of college basketball.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, still here
though with the advent of the offseason, not sure how much I’ll have to say. Hydro et al have a lot more to say about football than I do, so I’ll probably lie pretty low until November or thereabouts, except maybe for a little about baseball as things get closer to CWS time…
Many years from now, when his name's recalled
Everyone will say, "He should have passed the ball"
-- Al Stewart, "Football Hero"
One more strike and you are out, bub! We don’t havea 3 strike policy here, we got a 1 strike one.
YOU ARE ON THIN ICE, PAUL THOMAS! If that is your real name. Which, it appears it is.
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This post was flagged for:
Our eyes met across the crowded flag brothel. I, a customer, and her, a flag whore. So I pursued, and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced. And I burned for her… …Much like the burning during urination I would experience soon thereafter.
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by HydroTech on Mar 26, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Please, I’m married.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s obviously Spazzy with a possibility of the Maharg or TwistNHook
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to officially take all of the credit and none of the blame.
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I’m pretty sure Swedish Chef had something to do with that. Just because you’re not as popular as him doesn’t mean you have to be so needy.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to place you under arrest for Theft of Thunder.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
My flags aren’t that cool. I wish my flags were that cool.
Wait, is that a compliment?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
It’s a rug. That really ties the room together.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
=DDDD
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a better computer. I had to shutdown excel to get this to work today.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
This site is slow to load a page on any computer……but once it loads the first time, it refreshes pretty easily
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Which browser are you using?
If it’s IE, you’d best not even look at DBDs larger than 300 comments. Firefox handles even the most massive DBDs like a champ.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
WTF why? No wonder your poor computer is suffering. Can you user opera or safari or chrome? Or are you only allowed IE?
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
Meanwhile your IT guys are installing all sorts of fun things on their computers and laughing it up on CGB because they use firefox and can easily wade through a 900+ comment DBD.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
Man, that sucks. Our IT department suggested I used firefox. Then again they’re entirely overworked and don’t have time to moderate much even if I wasn’t supposed to use it.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
New mission: Get Rishi fired. Immediately.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You sound like a stripper.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn't say he was a single mom, did he?
by oaktownmario on Mar 26, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He is, however, putting food on his kid’s plate.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
We have another 1000-post thread (the one where I regained abilities to post at work after a week of banning).
JAI HO!
And we didn’t even need any NSFW cheerleader or pole vaulter pics to do it
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I know what’s slowing down your IT system…
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No, having to run his spell check all the time……….ohhhhhhhh NAILED IT
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's over 900!
"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3
Kamayamaya!
Sadly, that one frame is about 5 minutes of the show, all you need to do is have it shake and make noises like errrr….. or ugh……
They're after our precious bodily fluids
that was funny……and makes me wonder……does a golden egg pop out at the end of the 5 mins?
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I already told Twist it was all Maharg
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
More of the credit is due to your excretions and vomitations than to your person.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m taking all the credit for the success of this DBD.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
In Communist CGB, no one person takes credit for anything, we’re all credited equally
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This probably means I need to get back to school, huh?
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that said in a loving tone?
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If they’re not AP classes, they don’t matter.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I am currently in what is probably the least important semester of high school.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Just do your homework, don’t smoke crack, and get into a good school. College is three gillion times better than HS. Remember that.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, the last semester of your senior year is pretty fun too. Especially if you’re a goof off.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, but my mom said UC’s can take away their admission.
I was considering crack, but to make you happy I won’t do it.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
CGB is more addicting than crack ever could be
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
What semester are you in right now?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
VERY Unimportant for UCs, at least when I had to apply. They didn’t even look at those grades until they had grouped you with your soph and jr grades. Not true if this still applies
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, freshman grades don’t really count. I’m still uneasy about missing so much school though.
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by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a friend who would ditch school to watch MTV and wait for the Mariah Carey video of ‘Fantasy’, i think that was it. She dipped down and was wearing a low cut shirt.
I hung out with the flunkies in high school
They're after our precious bodily fluids
by chowder on Mar 26, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for considering me a friend.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Whats that 3rd to last word there?
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Don’t worry about thanking me, just doing my duty. The Maharg is just one man that does what he can.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
the Maharg is above catch phrases, don’t stoop to our level
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by dballisloose on Mar 26, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I fear for CaliforniaCMB when he gets back to his hotel after a long day of selling whatever it isthat he sells. And pops up this bad boy to see a solid 1200 comments to read and respond “LOL!” with.
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It’s “LoL,” son.
And I have a picture of him in my head as the John Locke from Season 1 of Lost. Is this strange?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
My Clipper Pride is in Jeopardy
I started following sports with professional basketball. As a kid in Chicago during the Jordan years its what you did. When my family moved to Orange County, Chicago remained and will always be my team, but I also started following the Clippers and Lakers. I may soon have to remove the Clippers from my list.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4016566
FYI – my fav sport to follow now is college football, more passion and shorter seasons. 82 games follwed by playoffs is exhausting
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Simmons will have a field day with that one.
Toot Toot
by rollonubears on Mar 26, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
A FELLOW CLIPPERS FAN. I LEND MY LOVING HAND AND PICTURES OF DARIUS MILES IN SUPPORT.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, you could be the first team to go 0-82. That’d be more amazing than the 72-10 Bulls.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT YOUR FACE. ONLY CLIPPERS FANS CAN MAKE FUN OF THE CLIPPERS, WEINERHEAD!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, remember when just two years ago, the Clippers were challenging the Lakers for king of L.A.
that went well
They're after our precious bodily fluids
DANIEL EWING, GUARD RAJA IN THE CORNER NOOOOOO!!!!!
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DIE. YOU DIE AND YOU GO TO HELL.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s just mean-spirited.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
how could you type what you just typed then?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, shouldn’t it read like “I think my letter key is broken” or “I think my letter after y key is broken” or “I think my letter which sounds like how a German says ‘the’ key is broken”
?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 26, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Open thread for Sweet Sixteen
For those who don’t care about hoops, continue talking about stuff here.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
You can do neither. You can play Dice Wars though.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
March Madness on Demand still available
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 26, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
You mean rice? And dal?
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Anyone have uploadable MP3s?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Late to the party, but with my own damn categories!
Best football commenter: Danzig
Best Men’s bball commenter: Thoroughbred
Best Women’s bball commenter: CalBear81
Best use of photoshop: AndBears for her romance cover Jorge Gutierrez
Special award for achievement in DBDs: Spazzy for making me laugh
Special award for failure in a DBD: Me, for not being able to go on CGB at work
Best DBD random discussion: Bruinsnation obsession!
Worst DBD random discussion: A’s vs. Giants (yes, I’m very guilty), anything involving men’s fashion
Best marshawnthusiast: Rags. He holds this shit together
Best Danzig highlight: Alex Mack, cause he had to put dots on Alex on every freaking play
Best Meme: Bak Bak
Best avatar: Me! It’s a friggin bear!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Mar 26, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
does T-Bred even comment on men's bball?
he’s our recruiting guru.
ConcordTom is PISSED.
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I’M ALWAYS YELLING IN MEN’S HOOPS THREADS BECAUSE THAT’S JUST THE WAY I TALK.
I ACTUALLY SAY THE THINGS I TYPE OUTLOUD. THAT’S WHAT THE ALL-CAPS ARE FOR.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 27, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This DBD has nearly 1200 posts
For comparison, first ballot HOFer “What do you mean by Double Air E-Honk?” has 1188 posts.
JAI HO!
YOU HOT DOG! YOU DID IT ALL ON YOUR OWN DIDN’T YOU?!
(Bonus points if anyone catches the reference).
JAI HO!
It sounds like a Finding Forrester quote
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 26, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU FUCKING HOT DOG.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoo! I’ll save it for when Twist desperately wants one of my fanposts off the recommended fanpost list.
Zeere-a veell be-a nu ixtra pueent!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 27, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
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