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DBD 3.23.09 Is it time for the Dikembe Mutombo Finger Wag?

Because Avinash better not be coming in here with all this shit.  This is my home!  This is where my wife and kids live!  You don't come in here with this bullshit and NOT expect to be Dikembe Mutombo Finger Wagged?

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"Who wants to sex Mutombo!" via feetinthepaint.files.wordpress.com

I mean Avinash comes to me and says he is tired, because he's been posting so much.  RUH ROH!  Avinash is tired.  It's too much.  He can't handle posting yet another comment in an open thread that nobody replies to.  His fingers are worked to the bone!  OH NOSE!

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"I can't post another vague recap of a play between Siena and Louisville, I just can't!" via cornerstork.files.wordpress.com

Ok, dont be coming to me and telling me how tired you are over posting too much.  Nobody posts harder than me, nobody has had to endure what I have had to endure! 

Remember that time I posted "Nailed It!" 40 times in 35 minutes?!?!  Broke the fucking world record!  But you know what?  THAT WIPED ME OUT!   But, no, I didnt whine.  I didnt complain.  I got back up from not doing any work at the office, cleared some time from my busy schedule of pretending to be busy, and posted Nailed It! agian.  And again.  And several hundred more times beyond that. Then, I took lunch.

And Avinash, what about that time I wrotte 17 paragraphs at the end of a YouTube Thursday that completely, totally, in no way related at all to college sports.  That wasn't easy.  I had to work hard to draft so much inanity about a string quartet playing the music of Philip Glass.  BUT THATS WHAT WE DO HERE, AVINASH!  WE WRITE INANE THINGS.  Over and over and over and over and over.  It's what we were bred to do.  It's the part we were born to play. 

And you, my quasi fake not really sort of friend, you have a special gift.  Nobody can vaguely explain the "excitement" of a 14-12 women's basketball first half in 65 posts or less like you.  You can't let this gift go to waste.  You need to live, dammit!  LIVE, DAMMIT!  You need to live and post and then post a lot more.  Treat us to your treat!  Gift us your gift!  Live blogged like you never live blogged before.  Which, from reading some of your live blogs, seems fairly likely.

And I swear if you ever come into here, all up in my grille, again with all this "I'm so weary" bullshit, so help me god, you will have to sex Mutombo!  Before, during, and, of course, I'll be Finger Wagging the shit out of you.  Ok, that sounded really dirty.

Maybe I should stop here.

 

Dana Vollmer is a Greek God!

 

Dana Vollmer was named the 2009 NCAA Swimmer of the Year and Teri McKeever was named 2009 NCAA Coach of the Year. The victory made McKeever the first woman to be credited with an NCAA swimming and diving team title.

Cal's highest finish prior to the 2009 NCAA Championship was a third place showing in 2007. Cal is the fourth Pac-10 school to claim an NCAA title (Stanford, USC and Arizona).

In all, Cal claimed three individual NCAA titles (200 free, 100 free and 100 fly) and two NCAA relay titles (800 free and 400 free).

"Words can't describe what this means," said McKeever. "Everyone did an amazing job out there tonight. I told the girls [right before the 400 free relay] just go out there and have fun. This championship is for everyone that has ever been a part of California swimming. This was a total team effort - to the girls back home, Kristen [Lewis-Cunnane], Tom [Davidson], Nick [Folker], Dave [Walden] and John [Dorr] - everyone involved made this possible."

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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