DBD 3.18.09 What am I a machine?
by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2009 7:43 AM PDT
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PrintWhat do you think I am? Some sort of sex robot sent back in time to write DBDs? Do you know how hard it is to write something funny every morning?!?! Or to have sex!?!? I certainly don't, insomuch, as I've never achieved either of those goals. Clearly, my fake marriage doesn't work with the ladies as much as I thought it might!
But I gotta figure that it's tough to write comedy, let alone have sex! With a woman! And this is like the 5th DBD in a row you've made me write. Yes, you! YOU! Now, Rishi, I expect nothing less from you. And I can only assume most of your DBDs would be Smelly Cat-oriented, so Praise Be To Bak Bak that you are too lazy. But Berklium97, I mean c'mon! We all know Berklium98 would do. 96, too! Why can't you???
And carp, you begged me every day for weeks to write a DBD and nothing. Nada. Nada mucho. Nadaissimo muchissimo!
NOT TWISTNHOOK, PEOPLE! via gizmodo.com
Let me just live my life. Lucky for you, I can write HILARIOUS DBDs on command, pretty much. You guys are so lucky to have me. And could never, ever, EVAIR be resentful E.V.E.A.I.R for my back and forth inanity. Or that time I never pushed HydroTech out. Or that other time I hid the fact that we are all geriatric women from the rest of you (sorry CalBear81, but you are actually the youngest one here!)
So very lucky.
Cal to face Maryland:
California earned its 15th bid to the NCAA Tournament and will face Maryland of the Atlantic Coast Conference in a first-round game Thursday in Kansas City, Mo. The Golden Bears are seeded seventh in the West Region, while the Terrapins are the 10th seed.
The winner of Thursday's contest will play the winner of the game between No. 2 seed Memphis (31-3) and No. 15 seed and Big West champion Cal State Northridge (17-13). The regional semifinals and final will be held in Glendale, Ariz. March 26 & 28, with the Final Four in Detroit April 4 & 6. This is the third consecutive time Cal will be facing an ACC team in the NCAA first round after squaring off against North Carolina State in 2003 and 2006. The Bears went 1-1 in those contests against the Wolfpack, winning in overtime in '03, but falling in 2006.
The Bears have an all-time record of 18-14 in the NCAA Tournament, which includes the 1959 national championship and a runner-up finish in 1960. More recently, Cal reached the Sweet 16 in 1993 and '97 and the second round in both 2002 and '03.
This year's Cal squad finished the regular season with a 22-10 overall record and an 11-7 mark in the Pac- 10, tied for third place. The Bears went 11-2 during the non-conference portion of the schedule, which included a road wins at Utah and UNLV. Once Pac-10 play began; Cal knocked off regular season champion Washington twice and posted a sweep of NCAA-bound Arizona.
Taking a team that was predicted to finish eighth in the league, head coach Mike Montgomery has become the third consecutive Cal coach to win 20 games in his first season at the helm. He is one win shy of tying Ben Braun's record for most wins by a coach in his first season at the school (23, 1997). During his previous stint at Stanford, Montgomery's Cardinal squad met Maryland once in the NCAA Tournament, but lost, 87-73, in the 2001 Elite Eight.
The 2008-09 Bears are built around a pair of first-team All-Pac-10 selections, junior guards Jerome Randle and Patrick Christopher. On Feb. 5, both Randle and Christopher scored the 1,000th point of their careers, and the players are moving up the school's all-time scoring chart (Randle 23rd 1,170 points; Christopher 27th, 1,144 points). Randle leads the team, averaging 18.4 ppg, and Christopher is second with 14.6 ppg.
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Baseball beats pacific:
STOCKTON, CALIF. – The University of California baseball team pounded out a season-high 17 hits, including home runs from junior right fielder Blake Smith, sophomore first baseman Mark Canha and freshman designated hitter Chad Bunting, on the way to a 12-2 victory Tuesday at Pacific. The Golden Bears improved their record to 10-7, while the Tigers dropped to 6-9.
The winning pitcher for Cal was junior left-hander Chris Petrini (1-2), who threw the first 3.0 innings with three hits, one run, two walks and one strikeout. Junior left-hander Michael Bugary and redshirt freshman right-hander Dixon Anderson also threw well. Bugary pitched 3.0 innings with three hits, one unearned run, one walk and six strikeouts, while Anderson went 2.0 innings with no hits, no runs, no walks and three strikeouts.
The Bears jumped out to a 3-0 lead in the top of the first inning, added a run in the third inning, and then had a solo home run by Bunting and a two-run homer by Smith in the four-run fourth inning. Cal scored four more runs in the sixth inning, highlighted by Canha’s three-run homer.
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Softball heading to Sactown:
Quick Hits
The Bears moved up two spots to No. 7 in the latest ESPN.com/USA Softball Top 25 poll (and one spot up to No. 10 in the NFCA Top 25) – the last time Cal was ranked higher than No. 7 was when it was ranked 5th in late 2006 … Cal began the season 11-1 before falling to Kansas on Feb. 22 – it was the best 12 game start to a season since 2005 … the Bears have a Pac-10 best 89 stolen bases (on 95 attempts)… Cal has outscored its opponents, 140-411, including a 34-7 burst in the first inning and 77-19 advantage in the first three innings … Cal had a school single game record nine stolen bases against George Washington (2/14) … Cal has scored 10 or more runs five times this season … Cal’s pitching staff has allowed just one extra base hit since Mar. 8, and hasn’t allowed a home run since Mar. 1 … the Bears recorded three home runs in the first inning in a 10-1 route of Hawaii (3/12) … the Bears produced a season-high 13 hits against Hawaii (3/12) … Jamia Reid (25 steals), Elia Reid (19 steals) and Shannon Thomas (17 steals) rank 1-2-3 respectively in the Pac-10 in stolen bases … Jamia and Elia Reid have both stolen four bases in a game this season (an unofficial school record) … Sanoe Kekahuna has three home runs in her last six games … Valerie Arioto had her third multi-hit game of the season against Hawaii (3/12) … Bernice Masaniai has five hits, four RBI and two doubles in her last three games … Gina Leomiti, who led the team in RBI last season, once again leads the team this year with 21 RBI … she had five RBI in Fresno, including three against BYU … playing competitive softball for the first time since high school in Fresno, Nikki Schrey (who played two years of soccer for Cal) has seven runs this season … SP Marissa Drewrey has recorded eight or more Ks seven times this season, including a season-high 11 Ks against Wichita State.
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Track also going to Cowtown:
This Week
California, whose men’s team compiled its highest finish ever (12th) in the recent NCAA Indoor Championships, will compete outdoors at the Hornet Invitational in Hornet Stadium on Saturday, March 21, in Sacramento. Cal head coach Tony Sandoval will bring a contingent of vertical and horizontal jumpers, throwers and multi-athletes – including 2008 Croatian Olympian Martin Maric, senior Tifani Grimes and pole vaulter Allison Stokke – to the state capital. The Bears who traveled to the March 13-14 indoor national meet at Texas A&M will take some time off before their next competition.
That latter group includes sophomore Michael Coe, senior Katie Morgan, senior Jake Hanson, senior Inika McPherson, junior Mark Matusak, junior Kristen Meister, sophomore Cherrelle Garrett and freshman Sebastian Sam. Senior Ed Wright, who tied for third place in the men’s high jump in Texas, ended his Cal career at the NCAA Indoor Championships.
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COWTOWN!
I would like to point out: “Kevin Johnson, MAYOR OF SACRAMENTO.”
How many of the rest of you has a Cal star as you mayor?
If I recall correctly, Tom Bates (Mayor of Berkeley) played on the last Rose Bowl team…there are a good number of Cal athletes in politics.
I outworthless the Maharg.
Did you create a Cow Patrol to keep Cows out of Springfield?
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I was just in Davis...
and I flew in for business and I rented a cow to ride around on for the weekend, so you cannot tell me there are no cows. Very low fuel cost I must add.
by CaliforniaCMB on Mar 18, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
yep…“vaca”
I prefer Dixon for my blue collar farm community. They even have a John Deere dealership.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Negative...
on holy cow. You prefer Dixon… Yer Mouf?
by CaliforniaCMB on Mar 19, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think Davis is even in the running for “blue collar farm community.” It’s just a Berkeley wannabe for yuppies.
what? How so?
In my opinion, Davis is a terrific college town (one of the few left in America) with nearly half the population working for UCD. It’s safe, fun, and clean. They have farmers markets (held twice a week) and community jogging races. Housing is abundant (mostly) and affordable. Berkeley is very urban and it’s neighbors are Oakland and Richmond/El Cerrito. I could step on a used needle on Telegraph. They have an excellent bus system, but you don’t even need to take it because a bicycle is the best way to get around the city. That’s not to say it’s void of yuppies, but you can find the yuppies in any desirable place to live. If anything, I find that Berkeley fighting to hang on to it’s college town identity – Davis has well established it’s college town identity. Everyone I know who has spent an appreciable amount of time in Davis loves it, so I find it surprising to hear your remarks.
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by carp on Mar 19, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 20, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a great town to visit and I wouldn't have minded college there
But having lived there for three and a half years, you grow tired of it quickly. The college town bar scene is abysmal, the city council is ornery, and it is unpleasant to be out at night because it’s usually pitch black. It’s not really a typical college town.
As CalBear81 points out, it’d be a nice place to raise a family for low risk and high reward, but it’s a pretty boring place to be when you’re young, and usually the friends I know are happy to leave it for bigger and better things.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 20, 2009 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
their city council is a bit weird – especially with regards to the University. I can’t believe they didn’t let that BSL4 lab go in…that would have been a major coup for this UC. I think the city council forgets that Davis would be Woodland or Dixon (with no disrespect to those ag towns) if the University was there.
The pitch black thing was voted on by the residents. Why? So they could see the stars. No yoke.
The nightlife is improving, although I wouldn’t say it trumps Berkeley or SF. You definitely don’t have to worry about some dude bringing in his piece. Sophia’s at night on the patio, and Woodstock’s for sporting events are pretty fun. Bistro 33 is a good place for the “brah’s” and such. There are an abundance of coffee shops – both trendy chains and unique mom & pop outfits – that are frequently packed with intellects and such discussing various topics. The Safeway’s are near college student living and the higher end Nugget Market’s are near the more permanent resident crowd. Off the top of my head, I could think of about 10 places that I’d really enjoy eating at for lunch or dinner, and where can one find that in a town of 50,000? I think, actually, there are more bikes then residents. I could go on, but suffice it to say I wouldn’t label it as “pretty boring,” but it’s not for everyone and I can understand that.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
What you say about Davis is pretty much true, and I was mostly just kidding. Picking on Davis is kind of a local passtime here in Sacramento. But, having observed Davis from 20 miles away for most of my life, I do believe that there’s a bit of truth to my comments, precisely because of all that “safe, fun, and clean” stuff, with farmer’s markets and community jogging races, that you describe. There is a strong element in Davis that wants to see itself as incredibly liberal and progressive, like Berkeley, but without having to deal with any, you know, actual poor people, and all the unsafe, unclean and unfun problems they bring with them. But I’m sure it’s a great place to live. I even have friends who live there, so it can’t be too bad.
Andrea Lo Field Hockey MVP:
BERKELEY – The California field hockey program named senior midfielder/forward Andrea Lo its 2008 Player of the Year at its annual banquet held on March 14 at the Hall of Fame Room at Memorial Stadium. Golden Bears head coach Shellie Onstead also lauded senior midfielder/forward Ashley Glosz as the Most Valuable Player/Offense and senior defender Rachel Moffitt as the Most Valuable Player/Defense, after which the Bears bid an emotional farewell to their 10 seniors from the 2008 season.
Cal tabbed senior defender Carolina Bistue as the winner of the All-Cal Award, honoring Bistue for her commitment to athletics, academics and leadership. A native of Mendoza, Argentina, who came to Cal by way of Davis, Calif., Bistue was a tough defender and, in her last two seasons as a Bear, a scoring threat. She collected career highs in points (20, ranking fourth in scoring at Cal) and goals (8) along with four game-winning goals in 2008.
Senior midfielder Caitlin Byrne won the 12th-Player Award as the Bears’ top reserve. The Apple Valley, Calif., product came off the bench in 11 of the 12 games she played in last fall. Byrne, Bistue and Moffitt all claimed spots on the 2008 National Field Hockey Coaches Association Division I National Academic Squad.
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Ratto on Montgomery and Maryland coach WilliamsMike Montgomery and Gary Williams are contemporaries in every way – same general age, same general coaching tenure, same general world view. In the world of college basketball, where coaches are the overarching reference point, they are nearly identical figures.
Jesus you bitch more than my wife. I was going to do a DBD, but you people thought you’d have a great DBD (which was just ’meh’) and so instead I made a fanpost on my topic. Ai! I’ll prolly do one next week if you want. This week I’m too unreliable in the early AM.
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Not a fan of HydroTech, eh?
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I am a fan.
That DBD didn’t really feature HydroTech.
The poem was epic tho.
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
It was Step 1 to HydroTech returning. If you had done your DBD, you would have delayed HydroTech’s return.
Now, maybe you don’t care about Hydro. Fair enough. But don’t ruin it for the rest of us, who really appreciate his posts on a wide variety of topics relating from screen passes to inside screen passes to baked ziti.
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Yes, Hydro is so dreamy. sigh
Not that you’d know, you evil-Hydro hating MONSTER!
Carp
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I thought about doing the DBD...but I went to bed instead.
Mack, Follett, Williams, Felder, Davis, Morrah, Longshore, Ta’ufo’ou, and Young will all participate in Pro Day at Memorial Stadium today.
Spring Practice #3
The things that struck me the most about Tuesday’s practice were the same things that struck me about Sunday’s practice — Kevin Riley was once again sharp, and Giorgio Tavecchio continues to boom the ball.
Riley did make one mistake when it appeared he threw to the wrong area on a route by Jeremy Ross, but otherwise he was very good. He made a terrific throw over the middle and through traffic to tight end Anthony Miller, which prompted an animated reaction and pat on the rear from Jeff Tedford. Then he lofted a perfect long pass down the middle on a play action play, right in stride and softly into the hands of Nyan Boateng. That got some hoots and hollers out of running backs coach Ron Gould.
Tavecchio, meanwhile, consistently nailed 42-yard field goals. During another special teams session when the kickers work on their own kicking off a tee perpindicular to the field, Tavecchio blasted one from the Cal sideline into the opposite stands.
Tavecchio has been working hard in the weight room since the end of the season, and it shows.As a youngster growing up in Chicago, Jerome Randle loved riding his tricycle. One day, when his mother told him to put it away so the family could leave on an outing, little Jerome did what any headstrong 3-year-old would do.
He refused.
“He kicked the wall and broke his toe,” said his mother, Zsa Zsa Miller. “We had to change our plans to go get him a cast.”
When the family returned home, Randle immediately climbed back on his trike. Over the next several weeks, he had to have the cast on his foot replaced three times.
“My mom said I used to use my cast for brakes,” Randle explained.
“He was very persistent in everything he did,” Miller said. “He has a very, very strong personality.”
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
Instead you should get some clothing like they wore in the Italian renaissance and get that inscribed with Tavecchio.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t Domo Arigato me!
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carp's linky's
Astros’ Aaron Boone’s having open heart surgery. I guess he had a murmur.
Usain Bolt is sprinting again.
Wilner’s bracket I suppose this is semi-Cal related.
A 25-rec fanpost over at AN focuses on attendance figures. The A’s outdrew the Giants for 30+ years prior to Pac Bell Park, but that’s not saying much considering the Giants were 2nd to last in attendance. I have no idea how we got 2 teams in this market.
Niners looking at an OT coming off back surgery.
KJ wants the A’s. I love his effort, but I don’t think that will work. Or will it?
Andre Smith article by the Niners beat writer Matt Barrows.
Mike Montgomery article
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Wall St. Insurance is a great idea
….even though this is just one of Barry’s rants… he does have a good point. But it can’t be in the form of an across-the-board tax because the taxpayer may get taxed inadvertently… we’re trying to make the risk takers and cheaters pay the tax.
First off the less you’re regulated and monitored… that is if you don’t have to report or be audited at all for certain financial tricks…then you must pay the biggest piece into the insurance reserve (such as AIG Credit Default Swap departments). You have to pay for the freedom b/c you increase systemic risk for everyone. Basically any new products that nobody understands yet.
Hedgefunds and short funds in particular.
Derivatives speculators (but not commodities purchased by companies) should pay a big chunk. Too many forms of swaps are just other forms of gambling.
Highly regulated operations such as Mutual funds should not pay into the reserve at all.
M&A, LBO, IPOs should be excluded as well… or should only pay a tiny portion.
…. Barry is onto something here.
HAIL HYDROTECH!
For those that have never been, I strongly recommend the Cliff House on a clear day.
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PS BRING MONEY!
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true…that place is a bit expensive. A good “special lunch/dinner” place.
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There’s a diner up the hill with the same views that is really good and is cheap. Of course, its diner food and not restaurant fare but very good nonetheless.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
that little shack next door? That place is good. Or do you mean up above on the hill?
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I forget what its called but the family is Greek I think. Its right next to bath ruins and is up the hill maybe a quarter mile or so with nothing around it.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes! Thats it. Good place
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
If we are recommending restaurants, I had Gregoire’s again last night. That place is awesome. World’s finest take out!
They're after our precious bodily fluids
I keep meaning to try that place – any particular items you recommend?
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 18, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
How pricey is Gregoire’s? I’ve lived up the street for the past two years, but have never been.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 18, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the best way to go about it is to find another person to join you. Usually my girlfriend and i will go there, grab two entrees, a side, and a desert. The total will run $40-45, but provides more than enough food.
http://www.gregoirerestaurant.com/
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Lunch is much better priced than dinner.
I suggest trying out lunch first, before committing to an expensive dinner.
That said, its delicious. Make sure you order a side of potato puffs. It’s like eating clouds.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 18, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Obama’s tourney bracket. He obviously hates the Pac-10, as he only picked Washington to advance to the second round and they then lose their next game. I knew I should have voted for Danzig.
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SOMEONE JUST LOST 70-SOMETHING ELECTORAL VOTES…
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
So does everyone else on the planet
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Great! Two guys who don’t ever watch college basketball!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
well…I’d be the first…and who would be the second? You? Oh snap?
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
You catch on quickly, carpetbagger
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Even if he’s busy, our tax dollars went to pay for some analyst to pick Obama’s bracket for him!
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
watch out, I’ll have my boy 33SS put another ass-whoppin on you (Mr. Recruinik)! Mommy won’t save you now!!!
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You;’ve certainly been in a foul mood this mrning, Mr. Not Diante Jackson.
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I was all set to leave the house at 6 am. I put my things in the car when a large SUV pulled in front of my car (parked on the street) and the person waited in the car. Very odd, given our location (we live near an elementary school) and time. I wrote down his license plate number. Knowing my lovely wife (and baby to be) were peacefully resting in the house, I went back inside the house and watched this guy smoke a cigarette in his SUV. Convinced that this guy was not going anywhere, I got my wife up and told her to get ready for work and just go in early. We left the house 30 min later (the guy was still there). I circled back after 10 min (he’s still there!) so I called the police on the non-emergency number. They asked where I lived and the type of car that was parked there. He then said, “Sir, I can’t go into details but that car is supposed to be there.” My best guess is that it’s some type of stakeout. Then, of course, the Bay Bridge sucked ass, hence my poopy mood. I’ll and cheer up or I’ll auto-b& myself for the day.
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
no…NOOOOOOOO!!!!
(I keep my laptop with me at all times and delete cookies/files/history…is that good enough?)
BTW, how does one know how old the barely legals are???
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LoL
That’s 20 to life… but better be tried by 12 than carried by 6 ohhhh shit…
by CaliforniaCMB on Mar 18, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So why couldn’t you just ask him to move forward for 30 seconds while you move your car out?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
You missed the point…..Carp wasn’t blocked in, he was concerned about the guy waiting for him to leave so he could go rob Carp’s house and murder his family. Fortunately, Carp’s house and his family will be fine and the guy is a cop….a chain smoking pig that scares the shit out of intellectual suburbanites.
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you’re referring to you being an intellectual suburbanite, right? ;-)
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
So the guy…looked shady? or something? because he was smoking? I don’t see why you couldn’t just go up to him and talk to him. You’d have to be a pretty retarded burglar to let someone SEE you stake out his own home, in broad daylight…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
You’d be surprised how many people wouldn’t have really thought twice about it. I think Carp was being pretty astute.
And, in this situation calling the cops is a much better move than confronting some dude in an SUV with tinted windows who just rolled up on your pad. I can handle myself, and would do so if I had to, but in this situation I’d call the cops 100% of the time.
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
no, it was dark. And one thing odd happened already (he pulled up in front of me on my quiet little street at 6 AM and then didn’t get out). On my street and at that time of day, I was worried about my safety and the safety of my defenseless pregnant wife inside. If I approached his car and he was a bad guy, he could shoot me, throw me in the back of the SUV and my sleepy neighborhood would attend a funeral with no body in the casket. Those were my thoughts. My “Hmm…this is not right” meter was on high.
The bad news, out of all of this, is that there is a stakeout-worthy criminal in my area. Let’s hope they get this bastard. I have a maple baseball bat near every door of the house. I don’t have a gun, in part because I think I could accidentally shoot myself. Alarm systems go off falsely so frequently I’m not even sure the police respond anymore.
On another note, my father in law (who lives 5 minutes away) is a Vietnam vet who shoots first and asks questions later. I think he has like 30 guns – some of which aren’t registered I think (!). He’s in the NRA and goes to the gun club. If my wife shares this news with him, I’m going to have him walking around the neighborhood with his “tools” as he refers to them. Ai!
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
If it makes you feel any better,
I think you could accidentally shoot yourself too.
<3
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I understand, I think we just see the situation differently. If some dude was blocking my car at 6am, I’d basically just think “oh hey he’s picking up his neighbor carpool person to go to work and accidentally is blocking my car I’ll just ask him to move.”
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I see what you’re a saying…probably would help if I described the street better:
on my left is an elementary school. Straight ahead is a hilly park with hiking trails, on my right is my neighbor, but his front door faces a cross street. So, there’s really no reason for any non-carp car to pull up and park (at that time of day). School wasn’t in session and it was way too early for a hike. I would have felt better if he left in 5-10 min, let alone an hour. So weird…I think he’s scoping out someone on the cross street, but perhaps he should stick to chewing tobacco/gum for his nicotine needs if he wants to pretend like he’s not in the car.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
damn if I were you I’d be scared of my neighbors now.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
well, he wasn’t blocking me. I thought if I knocked on his window he would shoot me. Given that he was an undercover cop, I bet his spook meter is on extra high and his gun has no safety. BART cop, anybody?
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did he look like this?
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
couldn’t ID the perp given time of day (it was dark still) and the heavily tinted windows. If he wasn’t smoking (dumbass!) I wouldn’t have known if he was still in the car.
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
That’s like every action movie, the idiots guarding the bad guy always reveal their position by smoking in the darkness. Don’t they watch enough Dolph Lundgren movies to learn this by now?
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Since you live by an elementary school, I bet he was trolling for Brian Peppers-types
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m (somehow) unfamiliar with that story…is this an accurate account?
http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Brian_Peppers_Day
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You’ve been sniffin’ too many -aldehydes, Avogadro.
I’ll call you when I need to fill out my Valence Shell Electron Pair bracket
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never insult a man in a white coat!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
rec’d for knowledge re: odiferous aldehydes.
Don’t forget the Pauli exclusion principle and Hund’s rule.
Sorry for being a little short.
Man-hug?
<3
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How do you feel about kids who sleep through every day of AP Chemistry?
Also, how would you rank Furd’s Biochem graduate school?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s just not their thing. I can barely hang shelving in the garage. I suck at both playing and watching basketball. I’m sure they’re good at something else.
Furd in any bio/chem/physics is top notch (don’t hate me). Whether it’s better than Cal/Harvard/MIT/Scripps is kind of hearsay. They’re all great and they will all help you get to where you want to be.
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When is BruinsNation not offended????
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Obama!
I picked VCU to beat UCLA too. Awesome!
"VCU, I think, has been playing strong, and I hate to say this, because my brother-in-law is in the Pac-10 right now, but the Pac-10 has been looking pretty weak this year," Obama said. "I like that as an upset."
He picked No. 11 Temple over No. 6 Arizona State in the South, too.
Craig Robinson, Obama’s brother-in-law, is the coach at Oregon State and led the Beavers to seven Pac-10 wins in his first season, after OSU went winless in the league a year ago. Obama picked against five of the six Pac-10 schools in the first round, selecting 4-seed Washington (over 13-seed Mississippi State) as the one league team to advance.
Wait… hey!
Did you know that Obama has a brother-in-law who coaches the Oregon State men’s basketball team? Amazing!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
First ever March madness
The tournament has usually started by the time I start thinking about filling out a bracket. I filled out my first one with CGB’s Yahoo group, using logic ("logic") similar to Remorseful Bruin Babe’s. And I was prepared to forget doing so immediately, except I got this email from my firm:
College basketball on your mind?
Make sure that no one feels pressured to participate, avoid managing your pool during normal working hours, and should clients be involved, first clear participation with the engagement partner.
If you have questions or concerns, don’t hesitate to reach out to a partner, HR or the Ethics & Compliance HelpLine at 1-xxx-4-ETHICS.
I don’t remember March Madness being office-sanctioned last year; maybe they figured it was just inevitable. I would like to hear the calls to the Ethics hotline though.
by kolwave on Mar 18, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You should call up the ethics hotline with clearly unethical problems. “Hello, I just killed a baby. What do I do?” “Hello, I recently mugged a grandmother. What now?”
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Well, I meant tourney-related calls to the Ethics line. Like, if you had inside info on Greivis Vasquez but felt unsure whether or not to use it.
I have inside info on Grievis Vasquez. But I’m not sure “Like to get women drunk to nail them” will help me in the pool.
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This isn’t inside info on Greivis. This is inside info on Males in General
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Spear-fishers kill a tiger shark
Every time he approached the fish underwater, it would snap violently to life, until finally he took a deep breath of air, swam down to 40 feet, slid under its belly, and wrestled the shark to the surface by its pectoral fins.
Were they on Brock’s yacht?
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I love outside magazine, but some of the stuff I read about people doing is just retarded. Like rowing around the world. Sure, no one has done it, but dedicating 2 years of your life!? Seems to me like a bit of a waste. Yes, Forrest Gump ran across the country, but he was also a little slow.
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I do get entertainment out of its unintentional comedy.
What gear should I carry on a yurt-to-yurt snowshoe trip?
The previous tenant in my apartment has never bothered to update his address. I virtuously send back all his bank statements, Jesus pamphlets, and Skydiving magazine, but I can’t resist keeping Outside. That’s probably illegal. Well, definitely illegal.
I like the magazine. They once wrote a feature on which large animals would win in a fight. They held an imaginary an 8-predator play-off, predicting the outcome and stating why they think animal X would kill animal Y. In the end they deemed the Polar Bear the best killing machine, slightly edging a Bengal Tiger.
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I thoguht a TwistNHook would win!
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Flagged for quoting Tennyson
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 18, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s it. Spew the party line. Spew it all over.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That, well that sounds a little dirty. Am I reading it wrong? I’m normally slow to understand the dirty.
This is a St. Patrick’s t-shirt slogan a friend saw:
“YOU MUST BE IRISH CUZ MY **** IS DUBLIN”
except that it didn’t have asterisks. I know the censorship isn’t necessary here, but — well, I’m a prude. I only got the joke above after repeating it, out loud (but quietly) about five times.
well, the twistnhook was doing well, until it ran into a hydrotech which proceeded to demolish the twistnhook with its potent mixture of powder and water. Sadly, the twistnhook never really had a chance
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polar bear does not do well vs. walrus in the ice/sea arena. At least that’s what I saw on Planet Earth.
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what ever happened to that polar bear
guy that used to post on TBIOOTF?
His shit was hilarious and offensive at the same time
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Walruses are like 4000 pounds, polar bears are like 1200….I’m sure someone can come up with a witty football analogy for this.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 18, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We should recruit Walrus to play center. No one would get past him
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by Berkelium97 on Mar 18, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Isn’t that what you tell yourself when you’ve been shot down by the ladies all night at the bars and you settle on the big girl in the corner to take home for the night AND then she shoots you down too? Let’s ask Rishi, I bet he knows.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I KNOW TOO! ME ME ME!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure
You’ve never succumbed to slippery, inpenetrable blubber? That’s like the dudes in high school who swore that they never self pleasured themselves. Uh huh.
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Longshore or Riley?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The Wall Street Journal says Maryland has the best chance (at 48.6%) of pulling a first round upset.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Is 10 seed over a 7 seed with nearly identical win totals, style of play, and personnel in competitive conferences even an upset?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Who needs the WSJ to tell you that? They also fucking put Madoff on a pedestal for years. But I could have told you Maryland has the best chance of pulling an upset, I’ve been saying all along how overrated our team has been.
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
And you do NOT want to know what Jamal Boykin says about you, DBallIsLoose!
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That I’m every bit the sexy bitch in person that he thinks I am in his dreams?
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
You think our team’s overrated because the only game you watched was @ UCLA. And you’ve hated yourself ever since
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that about sums it up. But I’ve also tivo’d a couple games and they are all pretty much typical Cal athletic events…..my heart starts beating fast, pregnant with hopes and aspirations every time they start a comeback (comeback = coach M has the team playing beyond its ability)…..only to fall into a flatline of depression, nodding my head to the sad realization that the team is limited by its ability.
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you Tivo the game @ Zona? We coul’dve gone 1-31, and I still would’ve considered the season a success with that Zona game as the win.
Also, you and carp aren’t allowed to watch the game on Thursday. We lose when you guys watch the game (even when you fucking TIVO it)
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Remember too. That game was the game that honored Lute Olsen with glorious halftime speeches and all sorts of pageantry and returning Arizona HoFers
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
You know T-Bred, if we keep on doing this almost none of the Cal fans anywhere will be allowed to watch the game on Thursday.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
then you suck
either team is going to lose to memphis. Is a first round game with nothing meaningful beyond it worth it to pick against the bears?
NO
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I picked the Bears, and I don’t feel that Memphis is 100% to knock us out either. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from intramural basketball, it’s that little fuckers who can get get hot from downtown can absolutely pummel you out of the blue.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I really don't think we'll beat memphis
they’re like ucla, only much much better.
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I’m already planning on not watching it. Am I allowed in the open thread to follow the play-by-play?
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FUCK NO.
Twiddle your thumbs, calculate something’s Gibbs free energy, do anything but watch the fucking game
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Leon Powe hurt his knee last night
Fortunately, it wasn’t a Carl Landry type shooting, http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3989396
Apparently, he banged knees with someone.
The Celtics lost, 127-121, to the struggling Bulls last night at the United Center, and with injuries to Leon Powe (knee), Ray Allen (elbow), and Rajon Rondo (ankle), they could enter tonight’s game against Miami with as few as eight healthy players.
http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/articles/2009/03/18/bulls_throw_celtics/
ESPN has this to say about the injury situation:
Powe (knee) was sent back to Boston for evaluation and is not expected to play Wednesday night against Miami, according to the Boston Globe. (Mar 18)
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Deep knee bruises usually aren’t serious. He should be able to play today.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
But they are painful. I suffered a deep knee bruise at the basketball court at People’s Park! Took 4 months to heal completely.
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
unfortunately, he isn’t expected to play today, he’s in Boston for testing instead of with the team in Miami
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actually i’m in LA today, but yes I’m going in for testing.
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
No, but I play one on tv
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t you know:
He’s David Ball!
He broke all of Jerry Rice’s college records. We should break his legs!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re exceptionally violent today. Bad gambling night?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Quiet. I’m watching Gary Williams’ press conference on ESPN right now.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Vegas Watch analyzes Cal-Maryland from a gambling standpoint
If they do advance, their draw in the second round is a bit above average. Maryland, outscored by 0.07 ppp in the ACC, is a pretty bad #10, while Cal is an okay seven despite their recent struggles. The simulation indicates there’s about a 55% chance it’ll be Tigers-Bears, which would be an interesting pairing.
Cal is awesome from three, shooting a ridiculous 43.4% as a team this year, far and away the best in the nation. It would be fun to watch them against a team with as absurd a defensive resume as Memphis. I’m by no means jumping off the bandwagon here, but if 5’10" Jerome Randle gets as hot from deep as he did against Arizona, it could be trouble for the Tigers. Memphis supporters should definitely be pulling for the Terps on Thursday.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions
3 point teams, when hot, can make a run in these things. Sweet 16 chances aren’t looking so bad…of course, we could (and have in the past) died by the 3. I can’t wait to watch read about it afterwards.
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For someone who doesn’t watch college basketball, you speak DA TROOF
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
my first basketball-related rec to follow?
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
by carp on Mar 18, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’ll think about it.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought about it:
Rec’d!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I cant watch it but if you g to the Fantasy Sports website at Yahoo! theres a video about the Maryland game. It seems negative towards cal.
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You’re going to pick Maryland aren’t you? If you do you should be forced to do the next 100 DBDs.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we should have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about picking Maryland over Cal in this tourney
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Express your sentence in the form of a photoshop.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Pic or it doesn’t exist
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
We'll be able to see all you haters soon enough.
SOON ENOUGH.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
South Park
This is remiscent of the episode where Jesus boxes Satan.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Oh oh, can I be Jesus?
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I just found it kinda odd that EVERYONE picked Cal in football pick ’em, but it seems a lot of people are picking Maryland in basketball
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
“Cuz everyone else is picking Maryland and the Pac-10 is weak and the ACC is so great and Grevius is like Ginobili and Cal can’t shoot straight anymore and Wllliams will fire up Maryland and Monty is just too old to have what it takes.”
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
You believe in the Curse of Testudo.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
BearsNecessity? More like BEARSINSIDER, AMIRITE??
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
“LOL maybe Montgomery will put Longshore into the game as a power forward and then he’ll throw a turnover LOL ROFLMAO!”
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I clicked “Top Seeds.” And then hit finish.
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Carp, maybe Avinash is the pedophile that cop was staking out in your neighborhood
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
good call. We should take him in for questioning and flush out his sources.
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
I’m not flushing out his anything
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by dballisloose on Mar 18, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Website is Searching for Billy Eden, an SB Nation partner site for general hoops
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn’t its name be ’East of Billy Eden" ??
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
In their multiple months of existence they've done like 2 pac-10 posts.
I don’t expect East Coast guys to really know the Pac-10, but it kind of bothers me that they’re advertised by SB Nation as general college basketball when they never talk about basketball west of the Rockies
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Davidson-St. Mary’s on the NIT. Stephen Curry-Patty Mills. EPIC.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions
The opening round games are often a lot better than some of the NCAA 1st Round stinkers. I love the NIT, actually.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Cal won the NIT National Title*?
*Doesn’t this make them the 66th best team in the country?
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No, it doesn’t. DON’T MAKE ME TAKE THAT FUCKING REC BACK!
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
If Kamp and Wilkes can bang the boards and establish some type of low post game, we’ll do well.
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
Why do you tease me so?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Lance is getting hair tested.
I think they use hi res mass spec (doing MS/MS) with an electrospray source to analyze hair samples. That machine, I think, costs upwards of $1 milion.
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Hinder: Cal or Furd?
LINK
One of the top quarterbacks in the nation will be Austin Hinder (Steamboat Springs, Colo.). Hinder has offers from schools all over the country but his favorite list has a definite West Coast feel to it.
Hinder is a strong-armed signal caller and can make all the throws. He moves well for a tall quarterback with a quick release and is very solid mechanically. He’s also able to throw outside the pocket on the run, but can also stand tall in the pocket.
Hinder had a solid showing at the NIKE Camp at Stanford last year and had a strong junior season as well. He threw for 1,600 yards and 14 touchdowns while rushing for 750 yards and 10 more scores.
“I’m hearing from just about every school in the country right now,” Hinder said. "I have offers from Cal, Stanford, Alabama, Kansas, Kansas State, Colorado, Colorado State, Nebraska, Arizona State, Notre Dame, Pitt, Purdue and a few others.
"I’m hoping to attend as many team camps as I can but don’t have a set schedule yet. I know I’m going to the NIKE Camp at Stanford and the Elite 11 regional camp at Cal and those are probably my top two schools right now.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions
Someone’s been saying his parents are pushing Furd, which is not surprising given Furd’s recruiting with USNews reports… these are internet rumors though.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
i thought I read Hinder’s grandfather played at Cal, in the long-long ago
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So you’ve managed to disparage both of our top QB recruit hopefuls in just over an hour. Impressive.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He posts hate on our recruits in any thread they’re mentioned. The Thought Police don’t have that kind of manpower.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey everyone, can you tread really lightly on recruits? (1) They might read this, then it’s all your fault… for a stupid joke. (2) They are high school students, cut them some slack. (3) NCAA regulations are rough, some of us are “boosters”, and we don’t need that shit. Thanks.
We’ve tried to stop carp before. But he just keeps on going…
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Paranoid much? (1)’s fine, although let’s lighten up a smidge here. (2) and (3) are completely irrelevant to anything I’ve posted.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Can’t you be a quiet little scapegoat and move on?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you ever play on softball teams?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t reached that level of my “career” yet, but I’m thinking about it.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
How far are you from Alameda?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you only be interested in travel “A” teams or just beer league fun?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. I have some friends who just started playing there, not sure what day. I’m living in SoCal now. If they suck this year, they’re going to be looking for some other players, and I imagine anyone who played baseball in college would tear up softball.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
you wouldn’t think it, but I have some. I was always the hard worker type of player who had to get better by 10^8 more repetitions than other players.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I do like ice hockey…perhaps I’ll give that a try. Do they need enforcers? I’d love to mix it up with anyone (DON’T SKATE WITH YOUR HEAD DOWN!).
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Not really, actually usually only the advanced ice leagues allow checking.
What you can do is do your best to make it look like you’re playing the puck, either that or make sure it’s worth the two minutes in the box.
I’m thinking I could make the 2 minutes worth it. I’d probably need a breather. The PK team prolly won’t be too happy with me.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
second that
the extra guy is usually completely negated by the free icing
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eh…I think I’ll pass for now. Ask me next spring – maybe I’ll be ready to committ. I have delusions of continuing my rugby career, but that’s been put on hold too.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I figured it would be because of your impending child, NOT your rugby career
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
All I can say is don't do it
Have some dignity
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
one of my buddies is a softball diehard. He kills me. “Man practice was so hard today,” and the like.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
If you can take the attitude that
everyone there would’ve made the pros had it not been for this or that (an injury, favoritism, the coach’s son, bad luck) AND that every game is more important than a World Series game 7 and a World Cup Final, knock yourself out.
My bro and his buddies play and his friends are unbearable.
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I don’t have that much time. If I have that much time, I’d like to committ to coaching high school or college ball. I’ve done some and I really like it, although it’s very time consuming.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I meant “What’s your excuse for not making the pros?”
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t good enough. I had two scouts put out feelers (from the padres and yankees) but when June rolled around, there were 1500 players taken and I wasn’t one of them. Then, of course, I turned to chemistry. I’ve seen unbelievable players not even make it to AA. I played against CC Sabathia and Dustin Pedroia in summer leagues, the latter of which was not as talented as several other players. Never got to see Encinal’s J-Roll Jimmy Rollins but I heard he was special.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Word. Best player I’d ever seen at the HS level never even made it to college because of drugs/grades/attitude. He was Pedroia-like short, but I’d imagine Pedroia never even had close to the pop this guy had. Also, in 4 years of HS Varsity (at 3 different schools in the top programs in SoCal), he never struck out. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING TIME! You know more about whether this is impressive at the HS level, but I played with a couple early round draft picks and they struck out SOMETIMES.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
no k’s is impressive, at any level. Pedroia was a good line drive player with good range, speed, and footwork, but he wasn’t a home run threat. He’s somehow gotten much better as he’s progressed in the game.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Yeah. This guy was one of those short dudes who somehow has more infinitely more pop than the 6’3 weightroom warrior Greek Olympian-types. Is this something you’ve seen a lot, or does he sound strange?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
baseball’s such a weird longevity game. Dominant players don’t cut it from level to level or even year to year. I saw one guy tear up college pitching, get drafted by the Giants in the 7th round, never make it out of High A ball, and now is a sub for an independent league team up in Chico.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
I knew my time in baseball was short lived when I faced Jon Zuber at the plate. Needless to say, 2 smoking fastballs and a slider I never saw break until it was too late and my delusions of a pro career were done for. Then the obligatory “blew my shoulder out” injury killed the pitching and I was done for at 17.
Ahhhh, good times
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrifyingly good at Campo back in the day. He and that catcher who also came to Cal (Harrison?) were just badass. Beat us in the NCS Finals, the fuckers.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved playing against guys like that. It’s so funny when grounders go threw their legs and they whiff on a knuckler
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Softball is fucking fun. 20-19 FTW
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh. Towards you specifically, recruiting is a fickle business and “I read on some forum that…” is in play. Why do you want to insert yourself into that world with a stupid comment about a solid QB that appears to have Cal as his #1? To get a laugh out of Twist? Feh.
fair enough, message received. I don’t necessarily disagree with your points, and I’ll tone it down. For the record, I hold no ill will towards either of them (or other recruits) although the amount of attention these athletes get, in general, baffles me.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
for sure you can knock the furd, though
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for Diante Jackson. He still wants him. So bad.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
what if we offered one scholly for the both of them and the first to pick it up, so be it? are we that good or is that another level of good?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
They may have done this…
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If we get Heaps we should give Hinder the boot. Or take both and let ’em fight it out. I want Heaps in the worst way possible.
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
I just hope Hinder never stumbles upon anything you write.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Hinder, carp is a really hot chick!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t Heaps’s parents want him to stay in state and go to UW or Wazzu?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Hold on. Let me get in touch with them…
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
A small bat that was spotted blasting off with the space shuttle Sunday and clinging to the back side of Discovery’s external fuel tank apparently held on throughout the launch.
NASA hoped the bat would fly away before the spacecraft’s Sunday evening liftoff, but photos from the launch now show the bat holding on for dear life throughout the fiery ride.
“He did change the direction he was pointing from time to time throughout countdown but ultimately never flew away,” states a NASA memo obtained by SPACE.com. “Infrared imagery shows he was alive and not frozen like many would think … Liftoff imagery analysis confirmed that he held on until at least the vehicle cleared [the] tower before we lost sight of him.”
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".
I think that’s how I want to die. Blasted into space.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
While holding on for dear life on the side of the space shuttle.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I totes just watched that ep!!!! Im chugging along.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
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Deadspin preview. Written by some dude who is Noah Frank. SHOW YOURSELF NOAH FARNK!
ALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
1) Lowered Expectations Projected to finish eighth in the pre-season PAC-10 poll, I had all but written the Bears off this year. With the announcement of Mike Montgomery as head coach, there was reason for both hope and skepticism: he had turned hated rival Stanford into a perennial contender, but had done nothing to rejuvenate the Warriors during his brief stint in the NBA. Nevertheless, he had been handed a couple of fantastic-yet-raw talents in point guard Jerome Randle and swingman Patrick Christopher, so there was reason for some cautious optimism. However, 22-9 and 11-7 in conference, including road wins at UNLV, Utah, Arizona and Washington. (Actually a sweep of Washington, yet Romar gets PAC-10 Coach of the Year?) Well played, Montie.
2) Jerome and P.C. in Berkeley Randle, who’s roster height of 5’10" was clearly measured while he was suspended in mid-air, is perhaps the fastest and most athletic player in the PAC-10 (sorry Darren Collison). When he
keeps himself under control, he can take over a game with flashy cross-overs, lightning-quick slashes and no-look dishes. And lest you sag off to try to give yourself an extra step, he’ll bury you with a deadly three-point barrage (he went 8-11 from deep against Arizona in Tucson last Thursday, and is at 46.7% for the year). Christopher (who looks like LeBron James after a prolonged South Beach Diet), meanwhile, contributes his own perimeter game and has transformed into one of the premier defenders in the conference. He has scored in double-digits 24 times this season, and broken 20 in eight of those games.
3) The Supporting Cast Powerful wingman Theo Robertson (12.8 PPG, 49.5 3PT), Jamal Boykin (Duke transfer and former California High School Player of the Year), Jodan Wilkes (7-foot senior in the middle), Harper Kamp (classic “glue-guy” and the object of Bobby Knight’s undying affection) and Jorge Guttierrez (3.2 Reb, 1.6 Ass, 0.8 Stl in 16 Min/G) round out the “Fightin’ Monties”. They don’t run particularly deep, but with great team speed and athleticism and the leading three-point shooting team in the nation (43.8 as a unit) they will never be out of a game. — Noah Frank
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That link leads back to a Maryland preview on Searching for Billy Edelin.
REAL DEADSPIN LINK
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Lebron James after a South Beach Diet...
Hmmm
Wow. He does.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone else noticed how funky he runs?
I’ve never seen someone so pigeon-toed WHEN HE’S SPRINTING?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I've thought this before
but have never wanted to compare PX to LeBRon outloud…
Didn’t CBWKit or Twist call him LBJ Jr. to his face at Football’s Preseason FanFest?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I have this answered… Maybe it was Rags??
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
you're welcome
http://goldenblogs.blogsome.com/2007/11/13/basketball/
Patrick Christopher, who looks like Lebron James’ dorky teenage brother, showed why he was a top 50 recruit two years ago. He was more of a slasher than a pure shooter last year, but he was scoring from everywhere on Thursday, including a great night from behind the arc. We’ll have to see how he does against more athletic wings, but it was a very encouraging performance.
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File that in "Greatest movie quotes of all time."
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Dan Belluomani on the play by play? It sounds like him.
[I know i spelt his name wrong]
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
From IMDB
LINK
Stu Nahan … Commentator #1
R.J. Adams … Sports Announcer
Al Bandiero … American Commentator #2
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Consensus most realistic fight ever.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's consensus?
I say Rocky 1 or 2 have the most realistic fights evair! Don’t u remember their faces at the end of the fights?
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially when they knock each other down at the same time and yell at each other from matching hospital carts… I’VE SEEN THAT SO OFTEN
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I really enjoyed the part where the Communists started chanting Rocky. Why didn’t Louis-Schmelling have this effect?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If I can change, you can change. And if you can change, anyone can change!
by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn! I totes unnailed that. The real quote:
“That if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!”
by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If Mr. Perfect can die, anyone can die.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Why not have boxing settle our political differences?
Before Obama stepped in, I’m sure everyone would’ve paid to see Bush v. Hussein 2.
Who would Obama’s opponent be?
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
THE RED SQUARE RUMBLAH
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap he's buff
Let’s let them play hoops instead. Game of 21.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Texas will win but it wouldn’t surprise me if Minny pulls it out. Texas has a ton of talent but Balbe is still learning the point and is wildly inconsistant so they can be hit or miss. They miss Augustine a TON, Abrams and Atchely aren’t getting the shots they were but they are capable of getting to the Sweet 16 in a perfect world just cause Duke sucks balls.
Plus, Minny doesn’t overly impress me. Big 10 is way overrated IMO
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by Fire Starkey on Mar 18, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
zomg 1500 in his pocket?
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilner’s intro tourney piece (he’s posting a lot recently):
1. Cal: There are two issues for the Bears, who haven’t won a tournament game in six years (North Carolina State, if you’d forgotten) and didn’t expect to be here when the season began:
How will they handle the tournament pressure/butterflies? The last time Cal made the NCAAs, in 2006, top scorers Jerome Randle and Patrick Christopher were in high school.
Also: How will they handle Maryland’s grit down the stretch? Less than a month ago, the Terps rallied from nine down with two minutes left to tie North Carolina, then win it in overtime.
2. Todd Bozeman: The former Cal coach returns to the NCAAs for the first time since the Bears lost to Iowa State in 1996. And Bozeman leads a Morgan State team that, not surprisingly, has more talent than you’d expect from … well, from Morgan State.
Bozeman’s known as a recruiter but underrated as a strategist. If you’re looking for a major first-day upset, consider MSU over Oklahoma.If Bozeman wins, we’ll we see him at another major D1 school?
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Who knows if he’ll be hired elsewhere. His contract is up at Morgan State, so we’d find out soon.
Also, somehow I think Blake Griffin > Marquise Kately. Just a hunch.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
VCU was an 11 seed from an infinitely better conference.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
In the history of the tourney since seeding, only four #15 seeds have defeated a #2 seed in the first round
JAI HO!
is that when Santa Clara had Steve Nash? God that’s a long time ago. We had Nash and Kidd in the Bay Area hoops scene at the same time?!?!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Speaking of Nash
He is now part owner of a professional soccer team in Vancouver. Or at least his bid has been accepted. One of his partners is Giant co-owner Jeff Mallett.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/soccer/03/18/vancouver.mls.ap/index.html
Whitecaps owner Greg Kerfoot leads the Vancouver ownership group. NBA star Steve Nash is also involved along with San Francisco Giants co-owner Jeff Mallett and Boston Celtics co-owner Steve Luczo.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Ishikawa looks good at first…this would be great for Giants fans offense. He was a big question mark at a big position.
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Herm Edwards on NFL Live was asked to pick the Tourney Champ
His response:
“No question. Cal Berkeley!”
Epic!
lol wut? Why? Are you sure it wasn’t Harry Edwards (Mr. Sociologist from Cal who always talks about black athletes).
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Herm played his college ball at Cal.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's so weird
his wikipedia page states the following:
Edwards played college football at the University of California in 1972 and 1974, at Monterey Peninsula Junior College in 1973, and at San Diego State in his senior year, 1975. He graduated from the latter with a degree in chemistry.
How do you play at 3 schools in consecutive years, one of which is a sandwich year at a JC? Obviously the NCAA rules were different then.
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, he played football at Cal for 2 years!
and I can tell the diff between Herm and Harry!
by oaktownmario on Mar 18, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on man, I've prefaced my YouTube clips of Herm on the site by saying he was my favorite alum
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Get to know your Goldrush Girls: Alexis. NinersNation front pages their cheerleaders…
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Ummm…what do you think? We did get dancingdoc, which was awesome, but this blog could definitely use more Sarah*.
*BTW, why do cheerleaders only have one name? Why not throw the last name on their, like Sarah Gnocki or something like that?
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
too easy for stalkers
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 18, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Breaking News!
I have just received a call from TwistNHook requesting me to post this information which was relayed to him via GoldBlooded:
Cal TE Savai’i Esulu has sustained an injury which will keep him out of spring practice.
GoldBlooded learned this information from the player himself. GoldBlooded would have relayed this information himself but is occupied at the time. This is the extent of the information that we are willing to divulge at this time.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
I call a bluff. The web has never heard of Savai’i Esulu. Nor has Cal’s 2009 Spring Roster.
Good to have you back.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
He was a promising recruit, and there have been rumors he’s even tried moving to OT. He’s not going to see the field over Smith, Miller, or Ladner though.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
“Eselu”, he’s there.
TE depth is decent, although lacking experience. It’s not too major, and hopefully he’ll be back for summer.
Let’s start the Okanes Official Report Countdown Clock
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit EDSBS lulz
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http://deepsouthsports.blogspot.com/2007/04/sec-recruiting-2007.html
De’Cody Fagg and Mike Hunt are on the list…
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Tony Reali just referenced The Big Lebowski on Around the Horn
Re: Ty Lawson’s toe.
“You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways, Dude.”
College Basketball's Dirtiest Teams
If the UCLA teams of the late 1960s and early 1970s were subjected to the kind of scrutiny Jerry Tarkanian and his players have been, UCLA would probably have to forfeit about eight national titles and be on probation for the next 100 years." Who would so slander UCLA, particularly during the era of saintly coach John Wooden? Their own legendary center, Bill Walton. Booster Sam Gilbert funneled so much money to players that NCAA probationary poster boy Jerry Tarkanian quipped, “The only team with a higher payroll was the Lakers.” The NCAA didn’t take action until 1981, by which point Wooden and his ten titles had been retired for six years.
Well this put a smile on my face.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
make a fanpost over at Bruinsnation and see how long it will take them to run ‘Avinash’ from their blog.
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
Haha, yeah, that’s not happening.
You fellas are free to do so.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve never heard of registering new accounts either.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've never heard of registering ANOTHER new account...
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah ok you know how we say nasty things but we don’t mean them cuz we’re just joking around?
Over at BN, they mean them.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I did it
I put in in a thread called “From the Opening Tip.” They already had a separate thread bashing this article, but not quoting it.
by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I put it up at 3:04, so you can time how long it takes for me to get banned. And I don’t care what nasty things they say about me, because they’re Bruins. I never really disliked the Bruins until the basketball game last month, when I somehow got stuck in the middle of a nest of completely obnoxious Bruins fans. Now, I dislike them.
by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I feel like I’m watching a nature show ready for the lion to strike! They don’t seem to notice it yet!!!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
They say they’ve debunked it.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Try posting. If you can, you’re not banned (until they see that you’ve posted again in which case you will likely be banned.)
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
In my second post I asked what happened to my first post. They’ve put up a reply that I don’t understand. They seem to be saying they just moved my post, but I don’t see it.
Tydog sez:
It’s gone
Because you didn’t read the fanpost and/or the fanshot that corresponded to your post. You can find it two fanposts under this one.
by Tydides on Mar 18, 2009 3:43 PM PDT
STAY OUT OF MALIBU!
by zoonews on Mar 18, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They are lying liars who lie
It cannot be found “two fanposts under this one” or anywhere else. It has been completely deleted. I checked my list of posts, and it’s gone.
Dick Cheney?
But their original fanpost about the article doesn’t quote the article, or even describe what the article says. And they say that they “stripped out the link to that article, because there is no reason for giving traffic to garbage.” Then all these people proceed to comment about how bad the article is. If no one knows what it says, how can they evaluate its truthfulness?
I think Dick Cheney must be running BruinsNation.
It’s best not to think about it. Otherwise you get obsessed.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooden was forever ago with a plausible out (he didn’t know) and the Harrick allegations, unless I’m forgetting something, were never about much. Conclusion: they are control freaks about their precious site. Maybe they want media passes. It all seems so opposite to what a sports blog should be: challenge the teams, have some fun with opponents, …
Someone had already posted it by the time you did. They even had a rebuttal fanpost, which is what they’re probably directing you to.
by Yes We Cannon on Mar 18, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's the response
“No. You should read the posts that are linked to it. Then post your thoughts on the matter if you still feel compelled to do so.”
I get the feeling they don’t really value my opinion.
by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You should've read the hidden tagline
BruinsNation: We don’t value your opinion.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweeping more secrets under the rug. Let’s keep this article bookmarked for their “Praise Wooden” entries.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 18, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.bruinsnation.com/2009/3/17/801978/about-that-smear-job-of-co
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
We have already writted about that particular hack job and debunked it here, here, and here.
And a good job they did too
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on Mar 18, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hahaha…so its ok to slander the trojans with no shread of “evidence” but anyone who slings mud at Wooden is a hack.
Only…one of the sources that was cited in the article comes from the ucla school newspaper…hmm…
Amateurs.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 18, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Add a little bit to your coffee, and you too can live with double standards in life!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-T-E-D".
I don’t see any debunking. I do see a lot of mud slinging.
Maybe it’s credible, maybe it’s not, but they didn’t really nail Wetzel or anyone connected with this story.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
“I would sooner get my sports opinions from the National Enquirer, The Onion, and Cracked than I would from Esquire.”
Cause getting your sports opinions from BN is much better. /facepalm
Oh no. That obsession with BN is kicking up again…itch
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 18, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
way to disrupt their nice quiet beach community
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re like a bunch of Stepford people over there, aren’t they? They make me actually appreciate all the obnoxious morons on this site.
by CalBear81 on Mar 18, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well that just gives me the warm fuzzies all over!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
JShoopfelt, you’re like the Oregon Ducks: No one ever talks about you, but we all know you’re good. Until you start getting too much hype.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
I might be an obnoxious moron, but I’m not a -what was the third thing you said?
by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
that's my favorite simpsons quote
“You’re a mean old man, Moe!”
“Hey! I may be mean, and I may be old, but I’m not …wait, what was the last thing you said?”
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
“You ugly hate filled man.”
“Hey I may be ugly and hate filled, but…uh…what was the last thing you said?”
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the most obnoxious moron on this site, CalBear81? Please say yes. Please.
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You’re just going to have to try harder.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried. I failed. What’s the lesson here? Never try!
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Step 1: Instead of an open thread for the game tomorrow, write a live blog of the last Gossip Girl episode.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasnt very good. I mean why would Blair forgive Serena like that!
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Because she paid her off?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
California Golden Blogs: The Big East of Obnoxious Moron Posters
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer not to release preseason rankings…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I thot we were in the middle of moron season.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Theres no pre-season for moronicosity.
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Nah this is just spring training. Between spring practice and fall practice is peak moron season.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The SEC of Obnoxious Morons!
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As obnoxious morons, we have a lot of blog team speed?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
C-G-B! C-G-B!
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CGB Rules, BruinsNation Droolz
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Known And Confirmed Enemies of BruinsNation
Esquire Magazine
Digger Phelps
USC
Karl Dorrell
Congress
The President Of The United States
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For all the mud they sling at usc for recruiting violations, they sure have a deep closet with this one.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 18, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re just trying to make Rishi mad.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Rishi went to Rudy G’s “Get motivated” lecture with Rudy, Colin Powell, Michael Phelps (oops), and Steve Forbes. I think it was at the Cow Palace.
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Heh. In all honesty, you should probably think twice about political links in the future. Unless it’s something about his NCAA bracket or who the MVP is.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh…how are political links any worse than the other spam that gets posted in DBDs?
I outworthless the Maharg.
Because Rishi freaks out. Then CBKWit freaks out. Then you freak out. Then zoonews freaks out.
Then you all freak out at each other.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it’s fine. But you’d better be ready for the mind-numbing storm of idiocy that follows.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You forgot about me freaking out. It’s as if the two month late flag taught you nothing!
the Maharg is above catch phrases
You’re easy. I just tell Hydro it’s time to ban you again.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No, you were banned because you said Quizz>>>Best.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa there Andrew Zimmerman
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET BANNED AGAIN SICKO.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Remind me to wear heavy military boots whenever we meet.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
political links, as I’ve posted, are okay I thought. Having political discussions, etc., is not (notice how I stayed away from zOMG Obama’s the greatest president evair type of jargon). I thought the President’s first trip to the greatest state in the Union was DBD-worthy and particularly interesting to some people.
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WHO CARES WHAT THE PRESIDENT’S DOING?!!? REPORT ON MORE IMPORTANT THINGS!!!!
…like how Ross actually loves Rachel…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
<3
u didn’t comment on my rare positive Giants posting on Ishikawa above. I’m rooting for the guy!
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It isn’t bball season yet.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I tend not to glorify Spring Training. In fact, I tend not to watch. Or care.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ah but listening on the radio while your working in the garage or taking a load to the landfill is oh so cleansing.
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Yeah, maybe when I drop the kiddies off at the pool
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, I totally thought he was going to end up with that British broad! But then OMG did you see what he did???
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You gave me the roffles
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Amoke may be out for the game
http://www.ibabuzz.com/beartalk/2009/03/18/basketball-amoke-doubtful-with-concussion/
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Genuine Berkeley related content? Please, join me ina round of WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"
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what is this “Ber ke ley” you speak of?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That link is about sports. I don’t understand why it’s posted.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 18, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting Article on Point Guards
Jason Kidd’s name is mentioned a lot. Two articles down, entitled:
FD Guest Lecture: Rising from the Whirl
http://freedarko.blogspot.com/
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Darko is free. His services as a basketball player are not.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course! FD’s thoughts are refreshing and new compared to my Blogabulls home where everyone is angry all the time. Plus, I love the more philosophical ideas and questions they address.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Their book is amazing. It’s like a Gothic painting meets a Ph.D. dissertation.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I have neither seen the former nor read the latter. More layman analogy needed.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like a GOB Bluth magic performance meets a Jack Black comedy sketch.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually can’t read. Analogy expressed in the form of an interpretive dance needed.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah I see, but I disagree. I think the book is more like
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s so fun to go to hulu and rewatch every episode.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ph.D. dissertations are tough for even the author to read. Trust me on this. I wanted to burn the thing and I haven’t picked it up since.
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I still can’t fathom you writing a dissertation… did you insert a random cheerleader pic everry 4th page???
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Or little footnotes entitled “carp’s thoughts” about butterflies and Mozart and shady cars parked outside?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sports Guy's buddy Joe House, a Maryland fan, picks the Terps pretty quickly
Starts around 29:30. Simmons also pretty dismissive of Mike Montgomery.
I couldn’t be happier at hearing this.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah. It’s obvious more that he’s East Coast Ignorant, instead of East Coast Biased
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn’t watch college hoops. He provides AWESOME fade material.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 18, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Marshawn expects to be suspended
“It has kind of sunk in, and I felt that this was the next step to letting you guys know that there will be a change,” Lynch said. “I never had the intention of getting into trouble or anything like that. But along the way my road got rocky, and now you know it’s time to set my pavement straight.”
I dont think you can set pavement straight. Once its become pavement, its already rock hard and impossible to easily move.
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