RemorsefulBruinBabe Enters The Ring. Does She Know What She's Doing?
I wrote about this on my blog, but I thought I'd reshare here as a fan post for those of you who (aka all of you) who don't read my little blog. I don't know anything about this Bracket Tournament thing, or about picking teams or anything like that, but I do know when I like a school's mascot or team name. Or when someone I know has gone to that school. Or when 99% of users have picked a school. So read on, if you want a completely ignorant explanation of who I think is going to win this thing.
Note: I only wrote in detail about MidWest because I didn't realize how many "categories" (divisions? regions?) there were when I started writing, and it took way too long. I don't understand how it works...or why UCLA is in the "East" but Connecticut is in the "West" - seriously, what is that about? Someone please explain!
If you have any questions about my picks in the other "sections," just ask. I'll gladly explain myself. Just know that the answer you get will probably sound something like the justifications you are about to read. Think you can guess why I picked certain schools over others? Leave your guesses in the comments...
After the break are my picks, and my reasons for picking. Enjoy!
First Round (taking place March 20):
- Louisville Cardinals vs. AL. St./Morehead St. - I choose Louisville Cardinals because I don't understand the AL St./Morehead St. thing (do they still not know which team is going to play?), and because my little sister played for a T-ball team called the Cardinals when she was little.
- Ohio St. Buckeyes vs. Siena Saints - I choose Siena Saints because my little "niece" is named Sienna, and because I don't really care about the Buckeyes.
- Utah Utes vs. Arizona Wildcats - I choose the Utes because I like saying it. Utes! Go Utes! Uterriffic!
- Wake Forest Demon Deacons vs. Cleveland St. Vikings - I choose the Vikings, mostly because the description on Yahoo says "Pillage, plunder, steal - that's what the Vikings do best." And I thought it was funny. Also, my friend's dad is a Deacon (a real one), and I don't think he would appreciate a team that associated Deacons with Demons. Even if the two words do *sort of* rhyme (...with a great deal of artistic license).
- West Virgina Mountaineers vs. Dayton Flyers - I choose the Mountaineers. The Flyers' description says they are "defensively lopsided" - that doesn't sound good. I'm picturing a bunch of guys hopping up and down the court with one leg shorter than the other...
- Kansas Jayhawks vs. N Dakota St. Bison - I choose the Kansas Jayhawks because their mascot is awesome. What a funny little bird!
- Boston Coll. Eagles vs. U$C Trojans - I choose Boston College! Even if U$C is good at basketball, I just can't root for the Trojans. Plus, Becka and Josh went to Boston College, so I root for them whenever I can.
- Michigan St. Spartans vs. Robert Morris Colonials - I choose the Spartans because the Spartans were my junior high school mascot. Also because "Robert Morris Colonials" is a really awkward name for a team.
Second Round (March 22):
- Louisville vs. Siena: I choose the Louisville Cardinals because of this line in the description: "To use a horse racing analogy, the Cardinals are brimming with defensive Seabiscuits." Nice!
- Utes vs. Vikings: I choose the Utes, because like I said, I want to yell "Utes! Utes! Utes!" at some point. Also because their description says that "Australian import and Mountain West Player of the Year, Luke Neville, has feasted on opponents like a Great White Shark does chum." And y'all know that Great White Sharks feast on chum hardcore!
- Mountaineers vs. Jayhawks: I choose the Jayhawks, because I still like that little bird they have as their mascot.
- Eagles vs. Spartans: I choose the Eagles, again, because I like rooting for Boston College. They're really the only team besides Cal that I hear about on a consistent basis, and are therefore the only other team I have any information about.
Semifinals (March 27):
- Louisville vs. Utah: I choose Louisville because 99% of users picked Louisville and those are intimidating stats. Sorry, Utes.
- Boston College vs. Kansas: I choose Boston College for loyalty's sake, even though only 6% of users pick it. Sorry, Jayhawk, you're cute, but you're no Eagle.
Finals (March 29):
- Boston College vs. Louisville: Why not? I'm going to choose Boston College. Their description says that "the wildly erratic Eagles have taken their fans on a metaphorical bungie jump," and I'm going to hope that they bungie jump to victory! Yeah, only 1% of users pick them, yeah, they may not make it to the end, but what the heck? I'm picking them! On the pure basis that they are the only school in the tournament that I know anything about! Go BC! Go Eagles! Go me!
So there you have it. I clearly know what I'm doing, and obviously have high hopes for my tournament picks. Think I'll win the Bracket Challenge?
my full bracket. click to enlarge.The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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In a word?
Yes. This type of Sports Gal-bracket methodology always trumps 10 hours of research by male sports dorks and Thoroughbred’s insane ravings. And I’m not even being remotely sarcastic.
Placing bet for Remorseful Bruin Babe to win the pool, 10:1 odds
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there a pool?
…because I sure as hell didn’t put any money on this.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is…and it’s free. watch out for carp the bracketologist.
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
by carp on Mar 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s $0 to win 10*$0. I’m going to be rich.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait….you’re making a pool on the pool? I swear you have a problem.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a solution?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 17, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you’re not part of the solution, Maharg, you’re part of the precipitate.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec’d for a corny joke
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Final Solution
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Final Precipitate
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rec’d this and I hope my fellow CGBers do the same.
No, I am NOT Diante Jackson. You are.
by carp on Mar 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the rec (even though it hasn’t shown up yet) ;-)
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recd this, even though RemorsefulBruinBabe abandoned me on the field when we rushed after Big Game 2008. The hurt still stings, but if carp says to do something, I do it.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
carp, tell him to never post again!
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec’d this post because RemorsefulBruinBabe abandoned Twist on the field when he rushed after Big Game 2008.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you one of those field-rushing snobs? I hate your type.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In other words, too posh to rush? Or too posh to not rush?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
I mean those people who look down on those who rush the field.
In fact, there was a post on TBIOOTF where the author said “fans are rushing. How embarassing” after a victory over Stanford and I stopped reading the post from then on.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to get awkward.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s only awkward if we let it be.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m officially allowing it to be awkward.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emphasis on “abandoning Twist”, no emphasis on “when he rushed”.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for dragging this out even more.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec’d for flagging for dragging this out even more.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I concur. Too posh to rush.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was much confusion. She didn tknow where CBKWit was. I told her I did and I would take her to him. I walk 5 feet, turn around, and she had vanished into thin air!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend couldn’t taste his peaches, my other friend had fleas, they’re only good for two weeks!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Twist, you just go on ahead and tell whatever story you have to to feel good about it. ;)
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop flirting. Twist is married
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Twist is married? I’ve never seen this “wife” of his, and I’ve been to a ton of games/other events…oh SNAP!
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe Twist uses this as his strategy to get women.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna try to drop the “I’m married” card and see how the ladies react.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 17, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fact: Women like what they cannot have
Fact: Married men are unattainable (unless they’re going to hell)
Ergo: Women like married men
Fact: Twist cannot get women
Fact: Twist is desperate
Ergo: Twist pretends to be married to get women.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fact: That requires logic
Fact: Twist does not even know how to spell logic
Ergo: undefined
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twist is a woman. You are all women.
by CalBear81 on Mar 17, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What “other events” have you seen me at? You didn’t even invite me to your arts and crafts night. AND I KNIT! I’D BE PERFECT FOR BOTH ARTS AND CRAFTS! Well, ok, maybe not arts.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oy. I am not having this discussion (after this comment).
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, but I’m just saying that I can be quite the addition to a night focused on both arts AND crats!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This dude absolutle KILLS IT at cratting
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s OK, in the long run, I realized I didn’t know where CBKWit was. I would have just led you the wrong way. BUT IT DOESNT MAKE IT HURT ANY LESS!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop flirting. Twist is married
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Twist thought process:
“This post does not relate to me in any way. How can I bring the attention back to me? Eureka! Bring up an incident from 4 months ago which has nothing to do with the post. Brilliant!”
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by CBKWit on Mar 17, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY’RE ON TO ME! I MUST CHANGE DISGUISES!
Now, where did I put that cartoonishly oversized mustache?
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe that young quarterback that just walked on at UCLA is wearing it.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Mar 18, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU KARL DORRELL! YOU’VE FOILED ME AGAIN!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On Friday, an unidentified 24-year-old man robbed a bank in Southfield, Michigan, and proceeded to lead police on a high-speed chase, which finally came to an end .. . . when the guy accidentally turned into the parking lot of the SOUTHFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT. But this guy’s idiocy didn’t stop there because, once he realized what he’d done, the guy used a SHARPIE PEN to draw a goatee on his face . . . in an attempt to disguise himself from the cops.
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
by Dmart on Mar 18, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT! that goatee part is EPIC!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY FIGURED ME OUT!!!!!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, that’s how you “grew” it
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure you’ll win the bracket challenge, RemorsefulBruinBabe. But I figure if Zoo News can do it, ANYBODY can!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m never sure I’ll win anything, Twist. I just throw it out there and hope for the best. Life philosophy.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m the exact opposite. I seek to win at everything and anything, including things which are clearly not competitive, like blogging and collegiate theatre. Not that you’d know anything about that!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I figure if Zoo News can do it,ANYBODY can!NOBODY ELSE CAN DO IT HE IS SPECIAL
Fixed.
by zoonews on Mar 17, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, this does raise a good point
How do some of you choose your brackets? Public perception? Teams you’ve actually watched yourself? Do you break down each game? Or do you do something similar to the mad alchemy of RemorsefulBruinBabe?
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AWWWW… whadda cute widdo post.. yes you are yes you are
On another note, Cal gets to the NCG AND LOSES? If we got there miraculously, there’s no way we’re losing!
You’re strategy is a good as anyone’s. REC’D.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, once Cal got to the NCG, the “user pics” were 100% against Cal. So…I’m a follower. What can I say? Maybe I’ll change my mind in the next two days, maybe I won’t. Depends on how blindly faithful I want to be to the Bears. Or if I remember to log in.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, this pisses me off
Because I know that my hours of meticulous research will lose to the aforementioned method.
Last year, I watched tons of games, researched in-depth on each team and their players, matched up strengths against weaknesses, followed historical trends, meditated for a while… and I had one of the worst brackets of any of my friends. For the record, most of the ones who won simply picked the higher number.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Last year, I went to Yahoo! and clicked “Top Seeds” and then hit finish. I got like 3rd place.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It helped that all #1 seeds made the Final Four.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not in 2006. That was my best bracket of any year (when UCLA made its first F4). I think the ONLY first round game I didn’t pick right was Cal losing to NCState. I haven’t come close to repeating a performance like that since.
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still nobody has explained...
…how the regional breakdown works. For example, UCLA is in the “East” and Connecticut is in the “West” – U$C is in the “Midwest” and Arizona St. is in the “South” – how does that work?
Seriously, I have no idea.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Usually the team with the higher seeds (1, 2, 3, 4) are given first round matchups close to home so they can travel less. Teams lower down the rungs have to generally travel the most.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohhhhhh If you had asked me how they do matchups, I would have said it’s geographically-based in the first round and then the winners from each geographical location go on to compete in higher levels (and other regions), like they all end up in a random location or something. Although, I suppose that’s what happens all year long within the conferences, right? ie: when March Madness comes around, the teams with higher seeds in Pac-10 compete with the teams with the higher teams in the Big 10 or whatever, and whomever had the higher of the high seed plays closer to home? Maybe? There should be a Women’s Huddle for basketball.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the regional names refer mostly to the location of the regional finals (i.e., the west final is in Arizona). beyond that, it’s pretty much just a name. you could say Cal is in the ‘Foo’ region, and UCLA is in the ‘Bar’ region. it would be just as descriptive.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec’d because ‘Foo’ and ‘Bar’ made me literally LOL.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mental Note: Start writing jokes using the words “Foo” and “Bar.” Well, maybe not bar. That word STILL gives me Vietnam-esque flashbacks!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, i’m glad someone got my CS joke.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
er, thanks, except I totally didn’t.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know. i was glad that RBB did.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I just got locked out of a secret club of people who then commence playing DND
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I played once. I didn’t get it.
I did play lots of Magic : The Gathering, though.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I played once in middle school.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I played once at a frat party. The sorority girls were really confused.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 18, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confused enough to hook up with you?
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even sorority girls aren’t that foolish. Well, most of them.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 18, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, some of them apparently fell for Twist’s “I’m married” line.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH SNAP!
Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on Mar 18, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot understand this without a flowchart.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
chalkboard style

Heaps and Hinder...come on down!
by carp on Mar 18, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need one to know when to declare someone Sanchez.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you saying that “fubar” is a CS joke?
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, “Foo” and “Bar” is a CS joke. there’s a difference.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing. it’s a play-on-words/reference to FUBAR. they’re used as the very basic/generic variables in freshman CS classes.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which I know because I am a CS master. Or because I used to work with engineers. You decide.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe you hooked up with engineers.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even better. Engineers could use more lovin’.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was not one of the options. Jeez. It’s hard being a girl on the internet!
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The internet is what boys are like when they think that girls aren’t watching.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the most part, they aren’t watching…
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know how Internet guys can be. They believe that Internet women are either having three ways with engineers…or they’re just impostors.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should this be flagged?
A link like this on a Sports Blog? =D
My Opinions are just that...my own. They may not represent those of my employer, associates, friends, relatives, or even people sharing similar names, eye color, or shoe size.
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by sactownxsi on Mar 17, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve….obviously never been to this blog before.
Welcome. Beware.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totes got it! I totes like fuck got it!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations. You win 100 Schrutebucks.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! Fooled you, I didnt really get it!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s OK, the conversion rate from Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickels is terrible.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! Fooled you, I still have no idea what you’re talking about!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Directions are all relative to one vantage point.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A series of words is used to describe things, which, often, bear little to not relation to the things they are used to describe.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, RBB
Do you do Recruiting Posts?
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe she knows why Diante Jackson got away.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe she does… Maybe she &#)@^#(&@@)#(#
HYDROTECH IS FREE!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, his evaluation from espn says that he
" is a great looking player on the hoof and has some real skills and upside as a deep threat because of his size and deceptive speed and he can also create mismatch problems in the redzone. He is well built with good height and long arms."
Hmm good height? Long arms? Great looking player? Why don’t they have a picture of him posted, eh? He’s no Leon Powe, that’s for sure. I’m guessing. (note: there is a picture of him up here)
Ultimately, I think he chose Oregon because he’s from Walnut Creek and wanted to get a little further from home. Diante means “free bird” in some ancient language, and this bird needed to fly!
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d again. You’re on a roll, RBB! T-Bred, why can’t you provide commentary this insightful?
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the real question is ‘Why CBKWit can’t provide commentary this insightful?’
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her information is incorrect: Diante means “dirty bird” in Eyetalian.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, because we all know Diante’s parents were born in Milan and own a villa in Tuscany and dined with Giorgio’s parents on a daily basis. RBB 1, T-Bred 0.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop going on dictionary.com and pretending like you’re some Italian insider over hear
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by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a pretty sweet nickname. Dirty Bird Jackson
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A young Bears fan in Hotlanta just got a great idea
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting idea…I might if there is a demand for it. I don’t know much about it, but I could look at CBKWit’s research and write my own post with commentary on players’ cuteness or how I think they’d look in blue and gold (or yellow, as the case may be). See Women’s Huddle Roundtable.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then again we could all look at CBKWit’s research
IF HE EVER POSTED IT
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
CBKWit… Can you feel the burn?
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
honestly, i think you’ll all be rather disappointed by the post when he finally posts it.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s now more a matter of pride and persistence than a plea for information
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is that different from his other posts?
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were less-hyped.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Mar 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think pyramidding blockquotes should be used more often.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish stacking bolds would have a different effect
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean, like, SUPER bold?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s EXACTLY what I mean.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is a Syd’Tastic idea.
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 17, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey RBB, do you know what Corporeal Mime is?
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yessir I do…but what does that have to do with the bracket?
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing, but please tell me. I dont understand it. HALP!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged for pretending to be a girl
There are no girls on the internet.
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by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just because you never talk to any of them doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry, I know all my girls in real life.
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by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe don’t count.
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
HOHOHOHOHO FRIENDS JOKE LOLOLOL
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by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody’s bitter!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s gotten to the point that all you have to say is “You like Friends LOL” and, in your mind, the argument is over and everyone laughs.
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by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You like Friends LOL
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that would be the first time that somebody laughed at Friends.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a guy who hates Friends so much, you’re awfully obsessed over it.
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by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look guys Phoebe’s going to sing Smelly Cats again!!!
by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look guys Avinash is still a douche!!!
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by Rishi on Mar 17, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Embrace it or you’ll only make it worse!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, Rishi doesn’t know how to play the game at all.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s only because you continue to fail at it.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People made fun of me for being from Palo Alto, and uppity. I chose to embrace the fact that I’m a snobby, foppish dandy. I suggest you do likewise or you’ll waste a lot of money on replacing popped monocles.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet I could out foppish dandy you on the foppishingly dandiest day of your life with an electrified foppish dandy machine!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT another monocle
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 17, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not obsessed with Friends. I’m obsessed with you.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rishi, you should have seen how much he wanted me to take him to 99 cent sake Sunday. But his wife wouldn’t let him go.
Whipped LOL!!!!
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by Maharg on Mar 17, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn’t get my permission slip signed.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NAILED IT!
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Maharg just told me that he wants to become a woman, so his posts can get 7 recs, too. It’s the only way it’ll ever happen for him.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 17, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just keep on doing what he’s doing: drink more beer.

by Avinash on Mar 17, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahhahhahahahaaa!
THis had me rolling. Cleavland St over Wake? Binghamton over Duke???
This is so crazy that I seriously have a feeling this bracket is going to kick my bracket’s ass… and I got 3rd in my office pool two years ago!
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by danzig on Mar 17, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Glad I could provide a bit of amusement, danzig :-) In a battle of real-life-proportions, Vikings would totally dominate a bunch of Deacons. Even if they were Demon Deacons. Vikings are just badass like that. I cannot speak for the battle on the basketball court…I can only predict based on hypothetical (ie: made up) circumstances (ie: real vikings vs. real deacons).
This should be a fun next few weeks!
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 17, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude. Demon Deacons would SLAUGHTER Vikings. Underworld creatures are a dominant force. Viking are old fat red-haired guys who eventually would sire Ragnarok a thousand years later. So, if its Dark Creatures Of The Depths versus Ragnarok, I’m going Firey Pits Of Hell on this one.
but hey, you pick Rags. We’ll see.
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by TwistNHook on Mar 18, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is by far...
the best bracket analysis I’ve seen! Definitely rec’d, couldn’t have spent 20+ mins of my life any better. Props to the commenteers as well, equally entertaining!
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by sactownxsi on Mar 17, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you enjoy 80's hit sitcoms?
Because this reminds me alot of Diane’s picks for football on Cheers. You will be slaughtered in the pool, but it’ll be fun to see how many people you actually beat with that nonsense. Go Bears!
by BearBallCarrier on Mar 18, 2009 9:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She’s finishing in the top 5. It’s as close to a lock as you can get.
by Avinash on Mar 18, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are you remorseful?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Mar 18, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because she’s a Bruin?
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 18, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CBKWit started referring to me as RemorsefulBruinBabe, and so it became my handle. Le sigh.
by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 18, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So… what they said?
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by Maharg on Mar 18, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by RemorsefulBruinBabe on Mar 18, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If they were Jindal’s Bracket Picks you’d be creating fake accounts and rec’ing it to the heavens.
by Avinash on Mar 18, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I only create fake accounts so I can double-flag your posts.
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by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That riposte has the rapier wit of a young Chandler Bing!
by Avinash on Mar 18, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you know what’s funny and edgy? A kid who is in love with his cousin.
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by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you just post a screenshot from a later season, completely ruining the show for me?
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by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a twist.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. No, seriously, there is a hook involved. A real hook.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, now I’m back to being excited about this show.
Lost still takes higher priority, but I’m hooked on AD too.
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by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hook gon be?
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by Maharg on Mar 18, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could post a screenshot from a later season and completely ruin the show for Rishi…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don’t do the same for Lost…
I’ll give you anything…
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by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dumbledore kills Harry Potter
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 18, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO NO NO
It was “SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!”
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by Thoroughbred on Mar 18, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t need no fucking hook on this beat
if noone else will recognize the lyrics, i will
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by Maharg on Mar 18, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you don’t know who that dude is. It could be Steve Holt.
by Avinash on Mar 18, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s clearly the kid from Superbad.
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by Rishi on Mar 18, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t ask "can I?" Ask "I can!" You can control your bladder when you’re dead. No blood, no oil! There’s no "I" in "win."
by Avinash on Mar 18, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here, take these pills. Some guy gave them to me, they’re called like oxyincontinent or something.
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