DBD 03.12.09 - THANK YOU & FAREWELL
I don't know how to start this out so I'll just say it.
I'm done. I'm leaving the blog (although I would much prefer to stay).
TwistNHook hasn't been completely forthcoming with the reasons why but I suppose you can say we're having irreconcilable differences. We both agreed that it was probably best for me to leave before our fighting tore things apart and hurt our readership. The last thing I want to do is for my disagreements with Twist to cause the blog to fail or to interrupt the serenity of this peaceful beachside community.
I'm deeply saddened about this turn of events. It's not something I envisioned. But while I am saddened, I am really more confused. As I said earlier, Twist really hasn't been completely forthcoming with why he thinks I need to go other than my absence would benefit the community.
Twist has only conceded the following reason:
You have exhibited behavior and conduct unbecoming of a Marshawnthusiast.
As to what that behavior is, he hasn't explained.
My best guess is that I agreed to publish a football related post last Friday (the day after Cal beat Arizona for the first time in like 15+ years). The irony behind this being the reason for my departure (if it is the reason), is that TwistNHook asked for me to put up my post that day. You see, I'll often write posts and just leave them as drafts to be used as necessary when we have a free day. Last Friday we didn't have anything in particular to post so Twist asked to put up my football post. I consented. As you all know, there was some uproar as to why a football post was being published amid basketball season and right after one of the basketball team's biggest wins in the past few years. And while TwistNHook showed no public criticism of me, behind the scenes in private emails he lambasted me. I shall not take the liberty of copy/pasting his comments on this post as since they are not suitable for public consumption.
I've asked TwistNHook if my football post was the reason for my departure. He won't say, but after the recent exchange of heated emails regarding the football post last Friday, I can only assume that that post was the reason - that it was that post which was my exhibition of "behavior and conduct unbecoming of a Marshawnthusiast."
Until Twist gives me a solid reason for his heavy handed request that I leave the blog, I'll assume that was the reason.
I'll assume that was the reason and give TwistNHook the benefit of the doubt in that he isn't trying to find some trivial reason to release me because he's bringing someone else on board.
Oops. Did I ruin the surprise? Too bad, Twist. Too frickin' bad.
I think Twist wanted to keep things a secret, and I might have just spoiled the surprise but yes, apparently we have a new addition here at the CGB. I knew about this new addition for the past few weeks. As I understood it, this new addition would be, well, an "addition." But now I think this new writer is really more like a "replacement." My replacement.
So quite awkwardly, in my farewell post, I introduce the newest writer here at the CGB, Avinash (aka "Bears Necessity").
Welcome Avinash!
Please welcome him with open arms and an open heart. Please don't take out any frustrations with how Twist has handled my situation out on Avinash. Avinash is an innocent party here. He doesn't deserve any blame for what has transpired.
So with that, i bid you farewell. It was fun while it lasted. Thank you for reading my posts. Thank you for putting up with my horrible grammar, spelling, and numerous typos. Thank you for commenting and letting me know that people were reading my posts. I hope you found the posts interesting and you learned something new about football that you can take with you to the games to better understand what might be going on.
In a few days, I suppose I'll be permanently demoted from "Marshawnthusiast." Until then, I may post a few last comments and run amuck while I still can.
Once again, I'm sorry Twist and I couldn't work out our differences. Thank you and goodbye.
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
770 comments
|
3 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Bears With Fangs has a nice overview of Cal Football as spring ball approaches.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
Don't forget that Y.O. (J. Okanes) will be doing a Basketball chat at 10 am
Clarification: Jeff Faraudo is doing that
And he’s all serious business, unlike our lovable dolt, Yokanes.
JAI HO!
Don't forget that Y.O. (J. Okanes) will be doing a Football chat at 1 pm
We will be holding a live chat Thursday from 1-2 p.m. to preview spring practice. See you there.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
I haven’t had that much prep time, but I’m planning on it evolving as you say.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
If you want to avoid punishment by the NCAA, just keep your mouth shut.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
What is it, half a cookie?
I can’t believe what a brilliant marketing ploy “100 calorie packs” are. Portion stuff out for people because they’re too damn lazy or undisciplined to do it themselves. It makes sense for stuff like the Chips Ahoy or Oreos, where they’re actually different products, but when you have 100 calorie packs of Coke and Pringles, something is wrong.
JAI HO!
I always end up eating multiple packs, fortunately i need to gain weight.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Being drunk and working out = A quick way to pass out.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
i tried the all alcohol diet, but i they are just empty calories, and would end up vomiting. I also tried the ice cream at every meal diet, but became fearful when I realized both my parents and two of my grandparents developed type 2 diabetes by age 50.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
yea, but i lose my appetite when i drink, and i dont trust that weight gainer stuff. it really boils down to me being to lazy to eat the amount necessary to gain weight (Argh! no discipline!). that and i can’t sit still, therefore im usually burning calories.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Try adding some pot to your brownies, that will stimulate plenty of appetite.
Jokes aside, you have the opposite problem most of us have. Putting on weight is pretty easy….doing it in a healthy way so you don’t get diabetes or jack your cholesterol up over 300 is a little more of a challenge.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
its no big deal, i like playing sports, and have always relied on my speed. but im getting older, slower, and am no longer able to simply run around people, and need to actually start bodying people. Only that hasn’t been going well. I played a co-rec soccer game yesterday, and a 4’-11" asian girl took me out. it was embarrassing. I just want 5-10 lbs, but i can’t get over 130 for the life of me.
They're after our precious bodily fluids
Hell, he’s complaining about beer being too expensive. You can buy a keg of Heinekin for cheap at BevMo (in a steel keg that you get to keep and make robots out of too).
It’s the perfect solution.
JAI HO!
Really?! I’m going to make some robots now and get beer as a bonus!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
We tried making a robot out of the old Heineken keg. Or at least my engineer roommate did.
It failed and walked off the balcony.
JAI HO!
This only encourages me.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Protein shakes.. meat and potatoes… work up enough energy to eat A LOT
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Obviously Dicewars is to blame
Damned purple legions of death
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
I will copy and paste my comments from behind the scenes when I lambasted Hydrotech if people want!
WHO WANTS TO SEE THEM???
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
ME!
Oh wait, I already have them in my Inbox somewhere.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok, here are a few of them:
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WROTE A POST DETAILING THE USAGE OF THE SCREEN PASS?!?!?
DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW EMOTIONALLY INSECURE I AM (HYDROTECH)! WHEN YOU DISAGREE WITH ME LIKE THIS, IT CUTS ME SO DEEP! I CAN’T HAVE SOMEBODY GETTING MORE CREDIT THAN ME! ME! ME! ME!
YOU AREN’T MUCH BETTER THAN THE MAHARG!
I have to admit, that one really set Hydro off. I guess I said a few things that I couldn’t take back.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Rugby beats SacSt:
BERKELEY – The Golden Bears responded to fiery first-half challenge from Sacramento State Wednesday night at Witter Rugby Field, touching down eight tries in the second stanza to separate themselves from the Hornets and end the evening with a 71-10 win.
Flanker Jason Law opened the scoring in minute three and got his second halfway through the first 40, but Sac State managed two tries of their own from lock Danny Gutierrez and No. 8 Matt Grega. A Jim Barrett try in between tipped the try total in California’s favor, 3-2, at halftime with a 19-10 lead.
The match-day captain for Cal was sophomore Connor Ring, who saw the difficulty the Golden Bears were having around the ruck from his scrumhalf position. “We weren’t tackling very well around the fringe and they wanted to play harder,” he said of Cal’s first half against the Hornets. Ring said the four tries the Bears scored to separate themselves in the ensuing 10 minutes of the second half “was just us being sick of being pushed around.”
The Bears’ lineup tonight included all three Barrett brothers in the forwards, with senior Jim at prop, junior Neill at hooker and freshman Danny at No. 8. Jim and Danny both finished with two tries and Neill added another before he was replaced in the second half. The three brothers had never played as teammates on the same pitch before this season. “Even in high school we never got to play together, so it’s nice, especially in Jim’s last year,” Neill said.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
VBall announces 2009 sked. Danzig cums:
The California volleyball program released its 2009 schedule, head coach Rich Feller announced today. The Golden Bears have 14 matches against teams that finished the 2008 season ranked in the Bison/AVCA Division I Top 25 Coaches Poll and host three tournaments at Haas Pavilion this fall. The 2009 schedule features 11 opponents that made the NCAA tournament last year, including six that advanced to regional championship semifinals or further.
Cal will open 2009 by hosting Connecticut, Southern Methodist and Wichita State in the Cal Molten Classic on Aug. 25-26 (Friday-Saturday). A total of six matches will comprise the two-day tournament schedule starting with UConn facing SMU on Friday, Aug. 25 at 4:30 p.m. before Cal and Wichita State take the court at 7 p.m. Two matches take place at noon on Saturday (Aug. 26) before the Bears conclude the tourney with a bout against Southern Methodist at 7 p.m.
The Bears will celebrate Labor Day with a trip to the islands for the Hawaiian Airlines Wahine Volleyball Classic hosted by Hawai’i at the Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu from Sept. 3-6 (Thursday-Sunday). Cal will take on Texas on Sept. 3, Saint Louis on Sept. 5 and Hawai’i on Sept. 6. All three matches are scheduled for 5 p.m. HT.
Upon returning to Haas Pavilion, Cal hosts San Jose State and Eastern Washington in the Double Tree Classic on Sept. 11-12 (Friday-Saturday) before welcoming Saint Mary’s College and San Francisco for the Pac-10/WCC Challenge on Sept. 18-19 (Friday-Saturday). Stanford will also face SMC and USF the same weekend.
The Bears kick off a Pac-10 schedule that features four teams from the 2008 NCAA regional championship semifinal by hosting Stanford in the first of two Big Spikes on Friday, Sept. 25 at 7 p.m. Right away, Cal heads to the road to take on three more perennial conference powers with matches at USC (Oct. 2) and UCLA (Oct. 3). The Trojans and the Bruins visit Haas Pavilion on Oct. 30 and 31. The Bears will honor their seniors on Sunday, Nov. 15 in a 1 p.m. match against Oregon before completing the season with three matches on the road.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
or it didn't happen?
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Womens Lacrosse loses to W+M:
BERKELEY – Despite a second-half comeback in which California outscored William and Mary 8-7, the Golden Bears lost the nonconference game, 17-11, to the Tribe on Wednesday afternoon at Memorial Stadium. Senior attacker Sam Price led Cal in points with four (2 goals, 2 assists), junior midfielder Alex Tickner, the current MPSF Player of the Week, scored three goals and Cal senior goalkeeper Morgan Dyson made eight saves in a complete-game effort. The Bears’ record fell to 4-4, while William and Mary improved to 3-3.
The loss snaps a two-game winning streak for Cal. William and Mary, meanwhile, rebounded after losing 18-9 at Stanford on March 8. Cal now has a 1-3 record in the all-time series with the Tribe.
“We had a slow start,” Cal head coach Theresa Sherry said. “We had worked on that, but William and Mary came out hard from the beginning, just coming off of their hard loss the other day. It’s always hard for us to play on a school day and they’re obviously on spring break, completely focused on the game. I don’t know if that was a factor early on, but we are a very good team when we’re fighting. We just can spot a team that many goals. I was extremely proud that we pulled back within range. We just didn’t have the gas. We had the guts, but we didn’t have the gas at the end.”
Cal junior attacker Catie O’Mahoney tied Tickner by scoring a career-high three points (career-high 2 goals, 1 assist). Freshman attacker Tara Arolla, notching her first multi-goal game as a Bear, and freshman Vail Horn each scored two goals against the Tribe.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Softball beats Memphis:
HONOLULU, HI – The ninth-ranked Golden Bears needed just two hits and a run to defeat Memphis in the opening day of the Chevron Spring Fling Tournament hosted by Hawaii on Wednesday. Marissa Drewrey held the Tigers to three hits for her sixth shutout of the season, as the Golden Bears improved to 18-4.
Cal takes on Wisconsin on Thursday at 6:00 p.m., followed by Hawaii at 10:00 p.m. – both times are Pacific.
The Bears were held without a hit until the fifth inning when Shannon Houston tapped an infield single with one out. Houston then advanced to second after Vernae Sevilla drew a walk one batter later. Elia Reid then popped a fly ball to right field allowing for Houston to move to third. One batter later, Valerie Arioto singled through the left side, scoring Houston and giving Cal the 1-0 lead.
Memphis tried to answer in the top of the sixth inning when Lelani Bernardino singled with one out. But Drewrey remained poised and struck out Leandra Hines. Bernardino was then thrown out when she tried to steal second to end the inning.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Walker, Grey-Lawson 1st Team All Pac10:
In post-season honors determined by a vote by the conference head coaches, senior forward Ashley Walker and junior guard Alexis Gray-Lawson were both named to the 2008-09 Pacific-10 All-Conference first-team. Senior forward Devanei Hampton was named to the third-team. Walker also earned a nod on the Pac-10 All-Defensive Team. Junior guard Natasha Vital earned an honorable mention for All-Pac-10 and for the All-Defensive team.
Walker earned her third straight first-team award. Walker, the Pac-10 leader in scoring, is one of just 11 players in Pac-10 history to score 2,000 points. Walker is responsible for three of the top-five single-game scoring performances this season in the Pac-10, recording 32, 31, and 30-point games.
Walker earned her second straight All-Defensive team honor. She ranked third in the Pac-10 in rebounding this season and became Cal’s all-time career rebounding leader.
Gray-Lawson earned first-team All-Pac-10 honors for the first time in her career. A second-team selection last season, Gray-Lawson tallied the highest point total in a Pac-10 game this season, scoring a career-high 37 points in California’s victory over Bay-Area rival Stanford. Gray-Lawson averaged 12.1 points per game and ranked third in the league in assist-to-turnover ratio (1.5).

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Baseball to take on Cal Poly:
Fri., March 13 vs. Cal Poly Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 2:30 p.m.
Sat., March 14 vs. Cal Poly Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 1:00 p.m.
Sun., March 15 vs. Cal Poly Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 1:00 p.m.
BEAR NOTES: Cal (8-5) will face its third ranked team in the last two weeks when the Golden Bears host No. 24-ranked Cal Poly (8-2) this weekend in a three-game series at Evans Diamond. Cal has played eight of its last nine games on the road, going 6-3 during that stretch. Junior center fielder Brett Jackson, a first-team preseason All-American in Baseball America, continues to swing a hot bat, leading Cal with a .429 average (24-for-56, 3rd in Pac-10) with six doubles (2nd in Pac-10), a triple, three home runs and 11 RBI. Jackson has hit safely in all 13 games this season and has three home runs in the last two games. Another top hitter is sophomore first baseman/outfielder Mark Canha, the March 3 Pac-10 Player of the Week after going 9-for-20 (.450), with two doubles, two home runs and five RBI in Cal’s wins over Vanderbilt, Santa Clara and three-game sweep at Long Beach State. Canha is batting .404 (5th in Pac-10) and is fourth in the Pac-10 in slugging percentage (.769) and total bases (40). Freshman left fielder Danny Oh, who hit a two-run homer in his first college at-bat, is third on the team with a .372 average with two doubles, a triple, a home run and 11 RBI. The Bears lead the league with a .324 team batting average and six saves, with freshman right-hander Erik Johnson recording four saves (1st in Pac-10) in Cal’s first 12 games. In the first three outings of his college career, freshman right-hander Matt Flemer has earned a win and a save with 22 strikeouts in 13.1 innings and a 2.70 ERA. Flemer started Feb. 25 at Santa Clara, pitching 6.2 innings with four hits, two runs, no walks and 13 strikeouts. He gave up a home run to the first batter he faced, then retired 19 of the next 20 batters with 13 strikeouts. Flemer picked up a save March 1 at Long Beach State to secure the Bears’ sweep of the 49ers, throwing 2.0 innings with no hits and three strikeouts. Nine of Cal’s opponents this season were 2008 NCAA Regional participants. The Bears’ 2009 schedule is considered the nation’s third toughest by Boyd’s World.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Dont forget about the CGB Field Trip to the Saturday game v. Cal Poly. Email us at goldenblogs at gmail dot com if you can make it.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
really, that’s Sat? or Sun?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Sat. Urday!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
will you be there???
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
with banana suit in hand? will your jersey be tucked in?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
What part of email us at goldenblogs at gmail dot com is so confusing to you guys.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
lol
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
maybe. I’d like to know who’s going (yes, I’m one of THOSE networkers). If we can get the crew together, I think we should make a run at this.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I can’t make it to the baseball game, but I can make Sunday morning.
I outworthless the Maharg.
by HolmoePhobe on Mar 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Leaving Las Vegas style.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Buddha says it must stay light brown with a couple of annoying gray hairs.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Mens golf heads to invitational:
LAS VEGAS – CAL SEEKS TO CONTINUE CLIMB AGAINST TOP-DRAWER FIELD: The No. 22 Golden Bears face perhaps the strongest field in the 2009 regular season of college golf when they tee off Friday for the first time ever at the Southern Highlands Collegiate Championship, recommencing team play after their third-place finish at the USC Collegiate Invitational on Feb. 24.
THE EVENT: This is California’s first-ever trip to the Southern Highlands Collegiate Championship, hosted by UNLV. It features a 54-hole, stroke-play format, with 18 holes played each day over three days at the Southern Highlands Golf Club, a par-72, 7,510-yard course in Las Vegas, Nev. The lowest four scores are counted in each round for the team total. This year’s 15-team field includes Arizona, Arizona State, Auburn, California, Charlotte, Clemson, Florida, Georgia, Georgia Tech, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas A&M, UCLA, UNLV and USC. At the 2008 event, the Runnin’ Rebels won the team title with a 288-288-293 — 869 (+5). USC’s Rory Hie won the individual title with in a three-way playoff, sinking a birdie on the 18th hole. Hie ended his three rounds tied at -3 with Hudson Swafford of Georgia and Jonas Enander Hedin of Charlotte. Once again this year, team and individual ties will be broken by sudden death playoff. Play will begin at 8 a.m. PST each day with tee times off No. 1 and No. 10 holes. Live scoring will be available at Golfstat.com
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
BTW, for those curious as to what conduct unbecoming of a Marshawnthusiast, here are a few things that kwality:
1. Common Sense
2. Facial Attractiveness
3. Devotion to non-blog related activities such as school, wife, and slash or work.
HydroTech showed a dangerous affinity for all of these kwalities. He had to be removed. Now, instead of his in-depth football analyses, I’ll be taking over. Hope you guys enjoy my in depth analyses of how the 2008 Cal football season would have gone if Marshawn was still around (spoiler alert: National Championship!).
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
PS If I’m a horrible asshole attorney who is also letting the terrorists win, how do I vote here?
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Register two accounts.
Then rec all your own posts like Maharg does.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What if we want to burn and cut your watery eyes b/c of all this?
How do we vote then?
CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.
by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
You want to make me blind? How Slumdog Millionare of you!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I wonder if that will become part of the lexicon. “Man, you so slumdawwwg!”
…I hope not.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
JAI HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Way to steal the thunder Hydro. Way to steal the thunder.
I feel like I should track down Twist on your behalf and stuff him in a tote bag.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 8:31 AM PDT reply actions
I hope you have Udonis Haslem’s abused psyche in there.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which...
For the first time in his NBA career Leon Powe played over 40 minutes in a game. Powe made the most of his opportunity scoring 23 points and grabbing 13 rebounds in the 107-99 loss to the Miami Heat. Leon was able to do all that with a calf injury, and while being in foul trouble thanks to some weak calls by the refs.
Powe has gone 20/10 two out of his last three games which is not bad for a guy that usually gets stuck being the 9th or 10th guy off the bench for some reason. Leon is the best guy coming off the bench for the Celtics but Doc Rivers still doesn’t know that. Unfortunately for the Celtics it might end up costing them Leon for next year. Powe is probably going to get some money and playing time offered to him on another team and I’d imagine he’d take it since he doesn’t get opportunities like he got tonight very often. I’m still praying he somehow stays in Boston though.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I still wish the Nets had taken him instead of Josh Boone. Oh well.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
A lot of PFs on the Nets. Yi and RA. It’d be tough to get PT. Er, not that its easy in Boston, but at least there’s KG to learn from.
Plus that whole Championship thing.
well, honestly
If you’d been here, then I doubt the Nets would have had to trade for Yi.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
How do you lose minutes to this guy?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
He makes that face a lot in the coach’s office
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
speaking of RA
Surprise coming.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Rishi? Avinash? How long will this “change handle to Indian name” meme continue?
Dibs on Deepak!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Maharg, please. You’ll take it every way you can get it.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
so your not BearsNecessity anymore? I’m confused?!?! When did you learn how to blockquote? What about Diante Jackson?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
you’re trippin. Oregon’s cheerleaders are way hotter.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, WTF is going on guys?
If you guys want to keep the reasons as to why Hydro is leaving away from public scrutiny, that’s fine. But don’t pretend it’s b/c of some football post on Friday. Or are you really pretending? Hydro, your post isn’t clear and reaks of resentment towards Twist. Twist, if this really is about a post on Friday, WTF?!? You obviously know Hydro has been hands down the best football analyst on this site and this blog will be much the less without him. Also Twist, you’re not married to Hydro, so stop acting like a wife. So he didn’t take out the trash. Big deal, he’ll take it out next week. And if your going to get rid of someone, get rid of CBKWit. I mean he doesn’t post anything that’s not related to that lame ass movie which we won’t mention by name.
In any case, welcome Avi.
[And just so it’s clear, that’s a joke CBKWit. Don’t have me banned, please].
CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.
by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CBKWit doesn’t want you banned. But I sure like fuck do!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
That hurts, Twist,
that really hurts!
I thought we were blood brothers, forever bound by our hatred for that lame movie, our shared law school education, and our contempt for the old, the poor, and the oppressed.
I’m not sure I can recover from this . . .
CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.
by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you need a hug? Because you, Hydro, and CaliforniaBone can join the No Homers Club and gently caress each other whilst lamenting me.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Lamenting you?
You mean plotting your murder?
CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.
by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get it… The main reason I began reading this blog was for HydroTech’s football posts. Did anyone really have a problem with the screen pass post? I thought it broke the monotony of a month-long basketball binge. Or is this just a silly way to introduce Avinash? HALP me… I don’t want HydroTech to stop posting… and if he must, please return as football season nears!
The main reason I began reading this blog was for HydroTech’s football posts.
I will take that as the insult you most assuredly meant it as.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Most DEFINITELY assuredly
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
So does this mean HydroTech is really Tracy Slocum?
Their departures are too close to be coincidence, no?
CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.
Seriously though,
can someone please explain… It seems like this is just a joke.
HydroTech needs to stay on this blog, or oaklandtownshipmario and I are going to go batshit crazy.. avinash? fever?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard if you get Diante Jackson back, Hydro will DEFINITELY come back.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people who mention the AntiChrist Diante Jackson. If you stop mentioning the AntiChrist Diante Jackson now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
alright I copied your sig. I think everyone on the blog should do likewise.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
The movement is spreading.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute, if we “free” Hydro doesn’t that mean he can leave us? Perhaps we need some method of binding him to CGB. Who has chains?
BIND HYDROTECH TO CGB!
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s been locked in cold, sterile environs by Boy-King TwistNHook. We must FREE him for posting on CGB.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
This is getting very confusing, but I’m in full support.
OK, first we FREE HydroTech from Twist's evil grip, then we BIND Hydro to CGB so he continues to make awesome football posts. Got it!
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
33SwisherSweet was right, man. You’re sick.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, not telling us what's going on is killing me
It’s like when my seventh wife told me she needed some “time” to think things over . . .
and never got back to me.
CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.
by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
TwistNHook is purposely avoiding GChat
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
still waiting…
by the way, there’s a possibility i’m lactose intolerant, that won’t effect anything that’s about to occur, will it?
the Maharg is above catch phrases
I know. That’s why I said what I said,
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
http://twitter.com/PeteCarroll
PeteCarroll
1. Loving The Doors’ “Back Door Man” today…about 1 hour ago from web
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Basketball chat is live
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
sweet, both my Monty and Lute posts were accepted WITH an Arrested Development ref thrown in!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
oh well that's just GREAT
Hydrotech is leaving?!? For reals?
Where’s giantsfan5? Can you hurry up and learn how to analyze football with a breadth and depth no one on the blogosphere has nigh approached?
A fresh of breath air.
Jahvid Best runs fast and scores touchdowns. We should give the ball to him.
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
I’m still waiting for the real reason Slocum left.
FREE SLOCUM
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Will he still be running track at Cal, or leaving Cal altogether?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s been seen on campus this semester, so he may be finishing up his schoolwork
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
u want the juice…but what if you can’t handle the truth?
aren’t schollies taxpayer money? So, shouldn’t we the taxpayer have the right to know what’s going on?!?!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I don’t really have any info on why Slocum left. I know I saw him around one of the first days I was working, and that there was a team meeting about the issue, but I don’t know anything beyond that.
Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"
I still think it was grades… I mean, that’s why he was suspended for the Emerald Bowl
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why Hydro is leaving.......
….he’s going to grow a beard, borrow one of Twist’s double breasted suits, throw on some stunner shades, and launch his hip hop career!

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The sequel to Slumdog Millionaire?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I Rec’d it regardless
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe he Jai’d Joaquin’s Ho
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Because everyone already knows its a hoax…..its on the main Yahoo home page today, or it was this morning.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it? I totally called it as a publicity stunt the moment it happened.
Not that that’s anything impressive.
JAI HO!
We declared you Sanchez from the moment you happened.
Not that that’s anything impressive.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
jai ho, mo’ fo’……I declared Sanchez all over that azz
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
But he said he loved me
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
that was some damn good robot lovin’
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Rishi was declared Sanchez upon his first post, I got some good robot lovin’, and Hydro is growing out a beard and launching his hip hop career.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
They had a thing on HydroTech leaving on Yahoo?
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Yeah, its been all over the news….people have started blogs on the topic, saying that TwistNHook must be the devil. I, for one, am staying pretty neutral on the issue. My best guess is that the two of you have some kind of love-scorned type of thing going on.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
T-Bred: my spies have informed me that you are talking shit.
Instead of these behind the back personal attacks, I think you’d be a lot better off by stop pretending that you are some recruiting expert. I know your type, go to the pay message boards where you "learn" about recruiting and then come over here and run your mouth like you are some sort of expert. Ironically, beyond the hearsay that you regurgitate over here, you actually know next to nothing and fail to provide any new or insightful analysis. You essentially steal information and provide it over hear for free. Keep up the hard work, chief. Your "insight/insider info" is much appreciated.
Keep running your mouth son, it’s time for me to get back to work.
JAI HO!
by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
:::continues to shake head::
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
that post was epic, I’m not gonna lie.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Yeah, epically stupid
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
yes it was a bit brazen, wasn’t it?
I like your recruiting updates. Otherwise I’d have to resort to either the tilted head guy from ESPNU Recruiting Blog or YO one month after they committed. Thanks for your efforts.
A’s in ’09.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
must have hit close to home if you are still talking about it.
I think I’ll go sign up for a rivals account so I can purport to be a recruiting insider/expert too.
Keep runnin’ that trap.
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 12, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
lol… just stop… I didn’t start talking about it til Rishi posted it, smart guy
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
lmao
“Joaquin it’s a shame you couldn’t be here tonight.”
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I noticed Avi was promoted to Jahvidtician yesterday, but is Hydro really leaving? If Twist won’t give us an answer, there is only one man who will: JO.
FREE HYDROTECH!
“No, I have not heard of this change in personnel nor will I follow up.”
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
by carp on Mar 12, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ted Miller reviews receivers/tight ends, LBs, and DTs and rates Cal as “good shape” in each of them.
Overall, Cal, Arizona, and USC tied for the most overall points in Miller’s spring reviews. Surprisingly, Oregon finished 7th.
FREE HYDROTECH!
wat
Pleasantries from Nestor?
[Comment From Nestor]
Hello from BruinsNations here! Good luck against SC tonight! Bear $C lol! My question for you is how they decide seeding in the Pac-10 tournament and why seeding isn’t always reflective of ranking.
10:20
Jeff Faraudo: The seeding for the Pac-10 tournament is based on finish in the regular season. In the case of ties, there is a tiebreaker formula. Rankings have nothing to do with it.
FREE HYDROTECH!
you had like 4 stupid posts in a row
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
You USC question wasn’t about basketball…
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Um.. we split this year and last year…
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I just asked if BruinsNation is trying to ban everyone from Staples…
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
LAWLAWLLAWLALWLALWLALWLALWLWLALWLALWLALWLAWLWLAL
HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
He wont take my questions about him vs Okanes in a cage match
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this like ABC’s The Bachelor where will find out that Hydro’s coming back “After the Final Rose” show?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Jai Ho!!!!!!!
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
for the record: wasn’t me.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
If HydroTech is leaving…
I have no motivation anymore. Who am I going to try and overthrow? I’ve accepted that I’m part of CGB North, but I asked to be a soldier in the TwistNHook army to secretly overthrow HydroTech.
Lex Luther needs his Batman!
Communism needs its Truman Doctrine and Marshal Plan!
McCartney needs his Yoko!
The GOP needs its Palin!
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
Your site no longer lists Twist as the overthrown despot. Does this mean you’re not CGB-North anymore?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
My sources inform me that you are a secret DOUBLE agent working on Hydro’s behalf to overthrow ME!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Ha! Shows what you know! I’m at least a TRIPLE agent!
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
So, you are trying t otake down Rishi? Yourself? Who are you trying to overthrow here?
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
You let me down, Twist.
Now I don’t believe in nothing no more.
I’m going to law school.
Bring Hydro Back.
HAHA EPIC
[Comment From Starkesaurus Rex]
Okanes says that when he played you one on one in hoops he did a nasty crossover on you, then threw down a windmill dunk. Any truth to this?
FREE HYDROTECH!
ruh roh
Jeff Faraudo: Jonathan can’t go to his left, has an erratic jump shot, and thinks the best way to defend one-on-one is by using a zone. How do you think our one-on-one game turned out?
It looks like we’ll have to ask JO for his side of the story.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Dang, I got my Romar, Howland, Olson, and Monty q’s in, but he didn’t take my John Wooden.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
My John Wooden question was about Viagra
I got my Todd Bozeman
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh thanks! He probably thought your John Wooden was mine, and mine was PG dammit.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Sweet!
Better late than never
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
He was probably saving it for last
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Me, of course
No one else would dare the wrath of Joe Starkey by turning his name into a dinosaur
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Still no real reasoning for Hydro leaving huh?
DBDs are turning into the kind of Heroes drama that relies on false tension and out-of-character plot turns.
Seriously, if Hydro needed to take a break for reality, just let us know. Instead, this post is causing me to resent Twist more than his inane back and forth dribble ever had. :(
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
I think he’s just too busy with his flambes and so forth at culinary school.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I just wish, CaliforniaBone, you could learn to express an opinion!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Do you even have the power to kick anyone off the blog? This is Ragnarok’s site… You’re just inaning in it!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes and HYDROTECH WAS TAKING MY CREDIT! HE WAS TAKING MY CREDIT! PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS BETTER THAN ME!?!?!/ BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE TYRANT BOY KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MUST BOW BEFORE ME!
Wait, can you guys wait a few minutes to bow before me, I have to get my wife a glass of water and rub her feet.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
you’re an only child, huh?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I have two siblings. AND THEY BOTH THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

Actually, I think the oxygen doesn’t need a formal positive charge in this formulae. Hydronium ion (H3O+) does…Former Cal Chem Dean GN Lewis is rolling over his grave.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Thanks for that carp. I’ll be writing a letter of concern to the network while resenting Twist.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
FREE HYDRO!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Hydro = water = H2O
I know, I know…don’t quite my day job.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Can someone please just find the guy that wrote Tightwadhill?
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
What you guys don’t know is that HydroTech and TwistNHook are the same person.
by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
So what exactly happens when someone kills their alter-ego?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
or is it...his WATER-ego!
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
That made no sense……in other words, complete nonsense.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t quit it either
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s what the hairy Armenian comedian said
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wrap my mind around that proposal.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
What if he spelled it out in nucleotide bonds and Lewis dot structures?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
then that would make perfect sense (sheds tear).
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Damn you Twist
First day on the job and we’re pretty much in anarchy. We’re approaching 4chan levels.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
what happened to the artist formerly known as B. Necessity?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
You can find his work at http://sbnation.com/users/BearsNecessity
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Confirmed from another source!
do you have the lights out memorial stadium available in wallpaper size for my desktop? If not that’s ok…it looks good with the all black background.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
stop stealing my background
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Click on the image below for a wallpaper size
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey dont blame me, I wasnt the one who had conduct unbefitting a Marshawnthusiast!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Yeah, your conduct is just unbefitting a carbon-based lifeform
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m made out of Berklium!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
heh…nice try. where would all of the 85 other protons/neutrons go?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Ho! Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Ha, ha!
Good luck.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said!!!!!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
heh…I’m out of my element
- protons/neutrons
Good thing I don’t teach gen chem 4 the masses.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
In my pants!
Wait, no, thats not good.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
try having two e-mails from “TwistNHook” in your inbox. Freaky!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
You want 4chan levels? I accidentally the whole thing and noone even recognized it.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
I think you should keep posting under your old handle. It’s more clever.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
We’re approaching ESPN levels of snark
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
what?! I just think bearsnecessity is a cool play on words.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If I get fired and go back to my old blog I will. It’s outlived its use.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I was about to post those and ask,
“But where will we see more of these?”




It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
don't tell me you've been stealing pages from Tom Holmoe's imaginary playbook again
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh, yeah, clearly when I changed my screenname I lost the ability to create graphics of Oregon offense.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I was worried that you not having your own blog would lead to lesser motivation to do fun graphcis like those.
JAI HO!
Nonsense. The motivation has only gotten greater.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This DBD has lost much of the emotional significance I’m sure HydroTech was hoping for.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
- will be when Hydro is freed from Twist’s tyranny, and then compelled to post insightful things every day here at CGB.
OK, first we FREE HydroTech from Twist's evil grip, then we BIND Hydro to CGB so he continues to make awesome football posts. Got it!
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
4. Hungry Hungry Hydrotech
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he really leaving?!?!
I retract all my votes! I want HydroTech to do DBDs from now on!
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
hey…B. Necessity is banned from Bruinsnation…but Avinash isn’t! Clever!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Do I get royalty checks from EA Sports, ESPN and Microsoft?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
pic or it doesn’t exist
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, it was merely the spark that caused this combustible cocktail of hate and anger to explode. HydroTech has hated me for many many onths now and expressed repeatedly that he wanted to punch me in the face.
Your clearly BITTER comment on the screen pass column isn’t the sole reason, I assure you. I mean its most of it. A solid 60. Maybe 75. But it just helped pushed to the forefront HydroTech’s pro-punchingTwistNHookintheface agenda.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
So what you are saying is that I have now destroyed two SBN Cal blogs.
by Tedfordisgod on Mar 12, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well thanks a lot. I’m just waiting for the news that UT has crumbled based on your actions.
the Maharg is above catch phrases
I wouldn’t feel so bad about that in comparison
by Tedfordisgod on Mar 12, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
wow! this is exciting! I’m the biggest Cal fan in the history of this galaxy. Charles Muncie is my dad, I think. No one really knows. Anyway, this is exciting! I also like the Giants, Raiders, Ana, and Sacramento Kings. I promise to hold the long, upstanding tradition of not using foul language, not challenging the pea-sized brains of others, and posting only SFW links, pics, and videos.
Ok Cal fans…do you think Mr. Gregory will call more man coverage with our awesome corners, or will he play that zone coverage that drove Cal fans crazy in fall of 2007?
by the artist formerly known as carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions
Given that Cal coaches have a propensity for failing to listen to the fans, I believe they will play zone in 2009
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, now I have no idea what the hell is going on here.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
and I’m freaked out.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
and i may soon end up changing my screen name to dballisnolongerloose
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
dballiscontained
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
woah…you didn’t know about me?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOLOLOL that was the biggest FAIL I’ve seen in a while
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
? what did I fail at? I don’t get it for realz! I’M THE REAL carp!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
HAHAHA rec’d for stupid
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Careful, you don’t know my age, gender, religious views, sexual orientation, creed, income, socioeconomic status, self-rightousnessness, nor politcal party. I might be offended and force myself to leave thereby making you feel guilty and causing you to write an apology letter that you probably don’t mean deep down.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
26-29, male, christian by birth but don’t really go to church or anything, straight, don’t know what that is, 60-70k/year, middle-class, not very, democrat.
how’d I do?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
:( pouts…
check, check, definite check and quite impressive, check, check, heh I’m married so it’s higher, fuck a class, check, and check.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
AWW, you guys should go out some time
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I already have a chum like spazzy…they actually make for really good friends. who wants to have friends that are all the same.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
not really impressive. your last name is carpenter so that pretty much rules out jewish, islam, and hindu. you’re a chemist, and I really don’t know very many (or any) white christian scientists that are genuinely religious.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
my handman skills are iffy, and I’m definitely not frugal of Jewish descent.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
mos def not.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Oh. Well then, I need to reanalyze my religion then. This changes everything.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
Carpism is falling apart!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
it had wings at some point?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
It was taking off!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
No! It’s true! A week ago, it had 0 followers.
Earlier today, it had at least 1.
That’s a significant gain!
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
That’s an increase of like infinity percent! If this trend continues… ay!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i know, we had that random “the artist formerly known as carp” post. I’ve got a fan club!
PS – could you resend me “the artist formerly known as carp” ’s password? He/she, uh, lost/forgot it.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
re: science v church…
I’m not trying to start any long thing on this, but here’s what always throws me for a loop:
the science doesn’t support several biblical themes…so how am I supposed to buy any of it?!?! If I were to admit it, I’d be going against my science principals. So confusing!
Also, Richard Gere is a buddhist, iirc.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Not to continue anything on this, but I call myself a “Sorta-Christian”. Honestly!
My rules follow this (And I’m making this completely off the top of my head):
1. Skepticism rules as a priority.
2. Don’t confuse Scientific Theory and Hypothesis. (Theory is too often interpreted as hypothesis.)
3. Empirical evidence rules over any religious claim.
4. Miracles have no place in science, as they are unrepeatable or unobservable.
5. Unrepeatable or unobservable do not dismiss the improbable.
History’s greatest scientific minds usually claimed the works of god when they met their perimeter of ignorance. That doesn’t mean there is, or isn’t a god, only that some people have been wrong.
“Science is a the philosophy of discovery. Religion is the philosophy of ignorance.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson
—————————
With that being said, the teachings of Jesus, I don’t think are bad, wrong, or harmful, and Christianity has a very messed up perspective of what he said. I’m what is usually called a “Red Letter Christian”. But I don’t let that philosophy be the ultimate dictator of my life. To deny any scientific truths, I think is just silly.
Just my perspective. :-)
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"
hey carp.
Giants rule A’s drool.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
to answer your question, I think he’ll call a lot of man-press, like last year
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
tafkac – I don’t think you can login from the same IP address is me! Get out of my computer!!!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Was anyone watching the probono stream? It just cut out on me :*(
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions
Does this only make you resent me more?
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
It’s only ruining my hopes for the day.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like FSN asked justin.tv to take down streams of the tourney. Copyrights and all that. Oh well.
by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Audio feed on Channel Surfing: http://channelsurfing.net/watch-yahoo.php?w=12384051
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions
do we still get your “Cal fan meet ups” maps?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
It’s the same map. Just bookmark it.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you diagram for carp how to bookmark things… I don’t think he gets it
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
can we get your latest p-star power rankings? you know what I’m talking about. No links needed.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
You’ll get them when you least expect
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
if it’s desi dominated, can I get a blonde rankings too?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
1) Very few of them in porn. 2) None are top ten at this point
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i like the whole writeup fanpost thing so I can make fun of it. PLEAZUH!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
What type of flash games do you like? Strategy? Action?
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Never-ending tower defenses
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
According to this there are multiple party yachts from which to watch the game. Whose yachts are these?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
We believe they belong to vicious Japanese whaling pirates. They think Syd’Quan would be a useful recruit.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lol…those random Pacific Ocean icons kill me everytime.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
the “legend” that’s over the N. Pacific seas.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Now I know what hell is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMCO7Ro4tRI
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
Well, this just got REALLY weird.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that was what hell is like. THIS is weird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQqGUYJwdzo&feature=related
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I’m confused: Did people really not know for years that George Michael is gay?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HA!
My wife was the biggest George Michael fan growing and only conceded she didn’t have a shot at him when he got arrested in the bathroom for coming on to that cop. We found a big box of Wham paraphenalia in the garage the other day, my favorite bit was the vinyl picture disk of George and Andrew looking “sexy”. I had to stop helping after that, I was laughing too hard.
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ohhh
I was confused. I thought you guys were talking about the other George Michael, you know, the passive Bluth teenager.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
I just bought 2009 season tickets
First time paying for Young Alumni and not student tickets. I paid ~$250 and I probably won’t watch all games as I’m going to be living in Seattle :(
In other words, Go Bears!
I may end up buying some off you. Would that help?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on what game
E. Wash and Arizona maybe. I definitely am coming for the USC game and maybe Maryland?
In other words, Go Bears!
We’ll talk more once the season comes around
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Damned generous of you
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
<a href=“http://www.contracostatimes.com/search/ci_11880178?IADID=Search-”http://www.contracostatimes.com-www.contracostatimes.com" target="_blank">www.contracostatimes.com-www.contracostatimes.com" target="new">live chat!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Is it working? I’m not seeing anything yet
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
1:10
CCTModerator: Jonathan should be with us shortly.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
we’re rolling now!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Rolling with triangular wheels. Only one question made it through and he hasn’t even answered it.
FREE HYDROTECH!
Maybe he saw the pic of Nyan on our site
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he’s fapping.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
fapping to this…….oh hell ya, who isn’t? is the Nyan in you?

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew you’d come through
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
JO fears the Stegasaurus
no love yet
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
Hey, just had a thought (thanks to Beastmode). Should we have some sort of elaborate hazing ritual for Avinash?
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
A minute with The Maharg?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'RE IN COACHES VS. CANCER NEXT YEAR!
There you go again just repeating someone’s good reporting.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
WE'RE IN COACHES VS. CANCER NEXT YEAR!
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I did it in hopes all of you would recognize me, and I would get some sort of reputation on this blog because I’m insecure and require lots of drama/attention!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
this should help a 33SS comment

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
swisher w/ floozies:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/175995690_826f012e2c_o.jpg
http://bullpenbaker.mlblogs.com/photos/mug_root_beer_float_day_2/nswisher.JPG
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/175997063_b4be058459_o.jpg
http://www.wagrankings.com/images/wives/mlb/catherine_panagiotopoulos.jpg
Free H2O (l) Tech!
they’re on the meh side of baseball groupies
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
going on about it demonstrates that it pisses you off/exposes your insecurities
I love it.
by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, I love people talking shit to each other as much as the next guy. But maybe we should just all calm down around here for a moment. No reason to yell.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You realize you’re embarassing yourself because YOU are the one who is doing it. No one respects what you say or listens to you on this blog, so why do you post here?… ONLY to start trouble and get attention. I thought I explained this in the other thread, but I think you’re kind of dense.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s assume for a second, arguendo, that you are 100% correct. And that nobody “respects what you say or listens to you on this blog” you being 33SS. So, then, why do you continue to interact with him in this manner? If he is as worthless to you as you state, why not just let him be ever so worthless and you can work on Freeing HydroTech from my underground lair.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I know. I’ll stop feeding the troll.
It just angers me because I used to like his posting.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
might need to roadtrip out to Lawrence for the Cal-Kansas game. Who wants to carpool?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Lawrence or NYC… tough choice
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been to the garden. It’s cool, but penn station freaks me out.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Lawrence is a cool college town. Good music scene too. Or at least it used to.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I <3 PENN STATION
Actually I don’t, but I’ve gotten used to it.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I asked YO:
did u guys lay off/furlough the IT guy up in this?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
do i need to hit refresh or something?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m bored
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, for some reason the font on this page got unbearably small? Anyone know why? I am to lazy to figure it out on my own.
It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.
Is it cold in your office? Its cold in my office and that makes everything small
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
oh snap!
1:40 [Comment From Alualusaurus Rex]
In these tough economic times (especially for the newspaper industry), shall we expect reduced coverage? Would it help if I actually subscribed to the CC Times?
1:40 Jonathan Okanes: Yes, please subscribe and tell all your friends. And no, no reduced coverage is planned.
Free H2O (l) Tech!
i’ve asked 3 questions before the chat started and none of them have shown up, how long is the lag?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
I asked if they were going to publish a calendar with Nyan and his friends for the fans……but no answer :-(
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
Someone find out who can bench more – Nyan or Ross.
He won’t take any questions, no matter how legit
JAI HO!
Ross…..Ross is one of the strongest guys on the team, nevermind the fact that he’s a WR. Didn’t he squatlift the 2nd most of anyone on the team last year?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Ross has all the top weight marks for the WRs
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
[Comment From Free H2O Tech]
do you think longshore will make an NFL roster (don’t laugh)?
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
even better
Jonathan Okanes: Doubtful. His best chance would be as a third-team guy who could be kind of like a de facto assistant quarterbacks coach.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
ha!
2:12 [Comment From Yokanes]
I snuck into a spring practise and caught Syd’Quan catching a couple passes from Riley. What’s the story behind this?
2:13 Jonathan Okanes: Riley and Thompson must have transferred because spring practice hasn’t started yet at Cal.
Free H2O (l) Tech!
obviously Rishi, given the British spelling
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously USC educated, given the use of the word “snuck”
-Syd’Quan’O’Saurus
OK, first we FREE HydroTech from Twist's evil grip, then we BIND Hydro to CGB so he continues to make awesome football posts. Got it!
by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats Rishi!!!
2:19
[Comment From Definitely Rishi]
If you had to rank all 3 QB’s who would be first?
2:19
Jonathan Okanes: Riley
the Maharg is above catch phrases
what a deep, probing question
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
he shoots and scores:
2:22 [Comment From theNyanInYou]
Which of the 2009 recruits do you think are most likely to make an impact this year?
2:23 Jonathan Okanes: The JC transfer Ryan Davis should be in the mix at linebacker.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
hey wait a minute
How come we’re not on the ibabuzz.com BlogRoll?!?!?!?
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
maybe it’s because of what you guys are doing right now.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
giving the blog tons of readership?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So, in a way, TedfordIsGod ruined 0 (!) SBN blogs.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
I’M ON STRIKE UNTIL YOU GET HYDRO BACK.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What an inane question. That slike asking “Do you breath” or “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
If you get a Nanaca score of 20k, then yes, I hate you.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t even break 1k. Not that I tried very long, mind you.
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit! I finally got in. And asked a question. And he didnt take it. Is anybody willing to answer my question here?
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
How come Tedford wasn’t able to convince local WR DIante Jackson to come to Cal? I’ve heard that he is a great WR and it’s unfortunate that Tedford couldn’t get this star player.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
And with that, I’m going to the library.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick Elaine, to my archives!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
“This makes me want to learn more about our Founding Fathers.”
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
How did we lose out on this guy
LB Chris Martin, 6-4/224, Oakland (Calif.) Bishop O’Dowd
He chose Notre Dame and is from Oakland?
Im all about the Syd Pro Quo
T-bred says his Dad’s an ND alum and Domer Fever runs through Piedmont evidently.
Free H2O (l) Tech!
Dad’s from South Bend, not sure if he’s an ND alum…
The guy on the Rivals board said that he doesn’t show up so much on tape and that Tedford and co. weren’t recruiting him as hard early as some other schools were…
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Awwwww man
I had a couple of quality questions coming from “carps beard”
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
carpism? not carpitalism?
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you heard wrong…he’s the Secretary of Idiots In Crises, a group for idiots. Having crises.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Farewell 2 HydroTech
Assuming Twist didn’t officially piss you off (since I’m pretty sure you wear the pants), I wish you the best your enedeavors. Perhaps we’ll here from you again. Or perhaps you’ll go out like Tightwad Hill leaving Cal fans yearning for quality that is matched by no other form of media on the planet. Thank you for your efforts and for teaching me more intricacies of football that I never knew! You’ve left Avinash with Shaq-size shoes to fill.
Welcome Avinash (the artist formerly known as BearsNecessity)!
Free H2O (l) Tech!
Sports Guy argues Meryl Streep is the best living actor/actress
Agree or disagree? I still think it’s DeNiro, even if he’s been on autopilot for ten years. For those who still care, it’s probably Penn.
I didn’t realize this until Doubt earned her a record 15th Oscar nomination last month. Obviously Streep is great, but that great? I did some digging. Only Katharine Hepburn had a more decorated career — four Oscars and 12 nominations in all — but Streep has a lot of years left to pass her. Nicholson has earned three Oscars and 12 nominations, but he’s 12 years older and has had some memorable misfires. De Niro (two Oscars, six nominations) and Pacino (one Oscar, eight nominations) resonate more with the public, but their track records don’t compare with Streep’s, and they’ve aged faster than Patrick Ewing did. (Don’t believe me? Rent Righteous Kill. You will swallow your own tongue.) Dustin Hoffman, Jodie Foster, Sean Penn, Tom Hanks — none touches Streep.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Jack Nicholson. Hands down.
Denzel’s not bad, in a class with Tom Hanks. I also like Morgan Freeman. Very Humble.
Meryl’s a good actress…but c’mon…
Of course, Samuel L.
Free H2O (l) Tech!
Freeman’s a good one. He can’t really lead his own movie on his own though.
HA, Samuel L. He’s enjoyable, but he’s no great.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Freeman’s the best, they hate because he’s black.
We got the white houz bitches!
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Hoffman. McGregor I never quite got.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know that he’s arguing that Streep is the greatest actress…
He is making the argument that blindly applying statistics, as we do in sports, isn’t always the right thing to do.
JAI HO!
There are some jabs at statistics in there, but maybe you should read the whole thing…
But that’s not the point. We’ve had ample time to figure this all out, and we’ve never bothered. We never felt the need to validate Brando’s brilliance by raving that he’s the most consecutively nominated leading actor (four, from 1951 to ‘54), nor do we pimp Nicholson by pointing out that he’s the only living actor with three Oscars. Those guys are legends. Their degree of greatness doesn’t matter, just the greatness itself. Skim through Streep’s IMDB page, then remember that from 1985 to 1995 she made only one movie a year because she was raising a family. (The slowdown has shades of Jordan’s baseball sabbatical in how it affects her career totals.) We have never seen a better actress — ever — and incredibly, I didn’t care until now.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
DeNiro and Pacino haven’t made a good film in over a decade though.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly, you never saw Anal Gangbang 4.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
641 comments by 3:25! You people need to go outside and play some catch.
I didn’t choose Kal because Phil Knight pays and pays well. My mom’s got a variable rate…how am I supposed to sleep at night knowing she could be out on her ass just like everyone else in Antioch/Brentwood? Plus, Twist went to Kal. ‘Nuff said. I saw him at The Container Store @ The Creek and I had to sprint just to get away. He’s like glue! No wonder Hydro’s bouncin.
Let it be known…I am the real DJax, bitches! I don’t get hurt, I catch balls over the middle, and I actually block downfield. I just can’t believe I’ll be coached by someone named Chip.
Over/under on login fail? 30 seconds? 1 full minute this time?
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Whatever it is, I take the under.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
that’s what your mother said last night.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
hell no you’re not. You’re dumbass can’t spell.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
hell no you’re not. You’re dumbass can’t spell.
haha
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll make you into a sheeshkabob in no time.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
you will refer to me as Diante Jackson. You’ll remember me when I run past your secondary.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
T-bred, I thought you said you had to study.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Just in case this really is Diante Jackson….
FUCK YOU.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
why do you have so much hatred in your heart? You’re what, 125 lbs dripping wet?
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
of rompin stompin dynamite!
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus I have no hatred in my heart. It’s all in my pancreas.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
is the pH off in your pancreas? Do you need to drink PBS buffer?
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...
by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No. I have a great idea.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
carp…PLEASE do the DBD tomorrow.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
carp, you don’t have to make your screenname origin idea a DBD. You can just write a separate fanpost. It actually a better idea if you make it a separate fanpost to keep the focus tighter.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually just about to ask that. While I completely agree, we have like 0.01% Cal news to report in the DBD and I think my DBD idea will be less smack talking and less argumentative. We’ve got Cal Sports Cabin Fever I think, and we’re getting a bit testy. So, whatever you and what’s left of the Marshawnthusiasts think (later DBD vs seperate fanpost) is fine by me.
Free H2O (l) Tech!
Dude, you don’t need our permission to create a fanpost. Plus I suspect no matter the content of the original DBD, we pay attention to the focus for about twenty comments before Rishi starts twittering about his day.
So…please. Take use of the New Fanpost button!
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear God, I hope that’s not true.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Im horny
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
you went to Las Lomas. You know how to use apostrophes.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t but thanks for trying.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Twist said he went to Georgio’s HS, Campo
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
“Just watched an AWESOME episode of Friends during my lunch break. Oh that Ross! He’s so sensitive!”
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ross should have been more agressive with Jennifer anniston.
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how I mention that I like Friends and it’s become a trend to bash on me leaving, breathing, and bathin in the show.
JAI HO!
I also love that!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
OT: New Rule - No advertising products that cannot be purchased anywhere
Friggin’ cocoa-roasted Emerald Nuts. I get ads multiple times a day in the lift due to Captivate Network, but I can’t buy them because no one carries them!
JAI HO!
no, I’m pretty sure he’s carp… TuckNJersey on the other hand….
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Diante’s grammar is too good to be carp.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that fool’s garbage. He couldn’t even get on the field!
by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Avinash, could you explain to Bills fans why they should get Mack, Follett, and Morrah
FREE HYDROTECH!
I already explained Mack. Why Morrah and Follett? Our biggest issues are on the line and Pettigrew is probably a better option than Morrah.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrah can be had 4 rounds later though and is a better pass-catcher/stretch-the-field guy. Follett: for the lulz
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be really surprised if we drafted two tight ends. There are enough free agents out there.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he was talking about the Bills…
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OK. Don’t draft Pettigrew.
FREE HYDROTECH!
by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you asking us? He’s been here all afternoon.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We need someone who can block well too. Morrah’s an okay blocker. Pettigrew is better.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a fever and the only thing that can quench it is more HydroTech
BIND HYDROTECH
by GoldenBear421 on Mar 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
it’s getting harder to find it:
http://clamshare.com/videos/135/snl-more-cowbell.html
Free H2O (l) Tech!
Umm... I don't get it
Understand that I am 17 years and probably 14 galaxies removed from being college age, but to think maturity levels have dropped so low as to regress to grammar school playground level is ridiculous. I read this blog to get fans’ perspectives on ALL things Cal sports, in-season or otherwise. My favorite sport happens to be football, so the infrequent football posts during basketball season are as refreshing to me as drops of water in the desert. But I wouldn’t punish someone for posting something basketball related during football season, or posting anything related to, say, our squash team.
I’m disapointed that you are our representatives to SB Nation.
by LovinBlue on Mar 15, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I think
everyone is disappointed that they are the representatives to the SB Nation.
Although, they are fulfilling their motto of lowering the value of a Cal degree, one post at a time, so at least they have that going for them.
I kinda wish there was an actual SB Ntaion like senate or osmething. And each blog had a vote. And wed vote on improtant shit.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
serious talk now
As for dropping maturity levels… Being in college you look back at highschool students and realize how immature they are. As a grad student, you look back at undergrads and realize how immature they are. As a working adult, you look back at grad students and realize they’re still pretty immature too. Along the way, you’ll realize that adults rarely if ever truly grow up. They’re just grown up kids, and forever kids on the inside. They merely have to act professional and mature mostly for the workplace and for show. But when adults are in a place where they can be themselves without fear of repercussions (such as on the CGB!), you’ll see the immaturity level go down.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com
As you all know, I am 49 years old. Thus, I am much further removed from being college age than Mr. LovinBlue (27 years and 15 galaxies). And I think that I have recently proved conclusively that I am as immature as any of you.
Haha, not true. Twist is much much more immature than the rest of us.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 15, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
And LeonPowe is wiser at 25 than the rest of us combined.
by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, whoa whoa!
Just hold on there! I come back here for the first time since the end of the football season and Hydro’s leaving? WTF? Is this a joke or what? I’m seriously addicted to the charts, graphs, and statistical analysis Hydro provides during the season. Not to mention the Maddon-like formational diagrams with the bright yellow lines. Someone please tell me this resignation is a joke and I can have my yellow lines back!
by SonofCalifornia on Mar 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
this just in, believe everything you read on the internet before you research anything related to it

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by 










.jpg)






















































