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DBD 03.12.09 - THANK YOU & FAREWELL

I don't know how to start this out so I'll just say it. 

I'm done.  I'm leaving the blog (although I would much prefer to stay).

TwistNHook hasn't been completely forthcoming with the reasons why but I suppose you can say we're having irreconcilable differences.  We both agreed that it was probably best for me to leave before our fighting tore things apart and hurt our readership.  The last thing I want to do is for my disagreements with Twist to cause the blog to fail or to interrupt the serenity of this peaceful beachside community. 

I'm deeply saddened about this turn of events.  It's not something I envisioned.  But while I am saddened, I am really more confused.  As I said earlier, Twist really hasn't been completely forthcoming with why he thinks I need to go other than my absence would benefit the community. 

Twist has only conceded the following reason:

You have exhibited behavior and conduct unbecoming of a Marshawnthusiast.

As to what that behavior is, he hasn't explained. 

My best guess is that I agreed to publish a football related post last Friday (the day after Cal beat Arizona for the first time in like 15+ years).  The irony behind this being the reason for my departure (if it is the reason), is that TwistNHook asked for me to put up my post that day.  You see, I'll often write posts and just leave them as drafts to be used as necessary when we have a free day.  Last Friday we didn't have anything in particular to post so Twist asked to put up my football post.  I consented.  As you all know, there was some uproar as to why a football post was being published amid basketball season and right after one of the basketball team's biggest wins in the past few years.  And while TwistNHook showed no public criticism of me, behind the scenes in private emails he lambasted me.  I shall not take the liberty of copy/pasting his comments on this post as since they are not suitable for public consumption.

I've asked TwistNHook if my football post was the reason for my departure.  He won't say, but after the recent exchange of heated emails regarding the football post last Friday, I can only assume that that post was the reason - that it was that post which was my exhibition of "behavior and conduct unbecoming of a Marshawnthusiast." 

Until Twist gives me a solid reason for his heavy handed request that I leave the blog, I'll assume that was the reason. 

I'll assume that was the reason and give TwistNHook the benefit of the doubt in that he isn't trying to find some trivial reason to release me because he's bringing someone else on board.

Oops.  Did I ruin the surprise?  Too bad, Twist.  Too frickin' bad.  

I think Twist wanted to keep things a secret, and I might have just spoiled the surprise but yes, apparently we have a new addition here at the CGB.  I knew about this new addition for the past few weeks.  As I understood it, this new addition would be, well, an "addition."  But now I think this new writer is really more like a "replacement." My replacement.

So quite awkwardly, in my farewell post, I introduce the newest writer here at the CGB, Avinash (aka "Bears Necessity"). 

Welcome Avinash!

Please welcome him with open arms and an open heart.  Please don't take out any frustrations with how Twist has handled my situation out on Avinash.  Avinash is an innocent party here.  He doesn't deserve any blame for what has transpired.

So with that, i bid you farewell.  It was fun while it lasted.  Thank you for reading my posts.  Thank you for putting up with my horrible grammar, spelling, and numerous typos.  Thank you for commenting and letting me know that people were reading my posts.  I hope you found the posts interesting and you learned something new about football that you can take with you to the games to better understand what might be going on. 

In a few days, I suppose I'll be permanently demoted from "Marshawnthusiast."  Until then, I may post a few last comments and run amuck while I still can. 

Once again, I'm sorry Twist and I couldn't work out our differences.  Thank you and goodbye.

 

 

Poll
One last time...
Twist is an asshole.
19 votes
I hate TwistNHook.
1 votes
TwistNHook is a horrible attorney.
1 votes
TwistNHook is letting the terrorists win.
16 votes
TwistNHook should be declared Sanchez.
13 votes
To prevent burning and watering eyes when cutting onions, refrigerate the onions beforehand until they're cold.
9 votes
I wish HydroTech was still around so I could then vote for the "I want TwistNHook to do DBDs from now on" option when HydroTech writes DBDs
16 votes

75 votes | Poll has closed

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I haven’t had that much prep time, but I’m planning on it evolving as you say.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does Epicee mean?

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

EPICEE!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man I can’t believe Milano cookies come in hundred calorie packs now!

by Itchy25 on Mar 12, 2009 3:52 AM PDT reply actions  

What is it, half a cookie?

I can’t believe what a brilliant marketing ploy “100 calorie packs” are. Portion stuff out for people because they’re too damn lazy or undisciplined to do it themselves. It makes sense for stuff like the Chips Ahoy or Oreos, where they’re actually different products, but when you have 100 calorie packs of Coke and Pringles, something is wrong.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always end up eating multiple packs, fortunately i need to gain weight.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 12, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what works to gain weight?

Alcohol.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what doesn’t work to lose weight?

Alcohol.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I am living proof of this. :(

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alcohol impedes working out.

But it’s so awesome.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being drunk and working out = A quick way to pass out.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re doing it in the wrong order!

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Working out sober? Who does that?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute… he might be onto something here…

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried lifting after happy hour.

It hurt.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried happy hour after happy hour. It felt good.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

i tried the all alcohol diet, but i they are just empty calories, and would end up vomiting. I also tried the ice cream at every meal diet, but became fearful when I realized both my parents and two of my grandparents developed type 2 diabetes by age 50.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 12, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

you what is an effective weight gaining method, the hang out with people fatter than yourself diet. they love to eat, and always have something to munch on.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 12, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s actually stuff called “weight gainer” out there. It tastes awesome.

Also, there are milkshakes, fatty steaks, pizza, and, of course, beer (man up and increase your tolerance).

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you try beer?

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea, but i lose my appetite when i drink, and i dont trust that weight gainer stuff. it really boils down to me being to lazy to eat the amount necessary to gain weight (Argh! no discipline!). that and i can’t sit still, therefore im usually burning calories.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 12, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You work backwards…

Alcohol makes you hungry.

And weight gainer stuff tastes awesome. Try it!

Also, eat blocks of cheeese. And burritos! Glorious burritos.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

too lazy to eat, but you can’t sit still?

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He Okanes like seven times a day.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i don’t make sense

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 12, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Try adding some pot to your brownies, that will stimulate plenty of appetite.

Jokes aside, you have the opposite problem most of us have. Putting on weight is pretty easy….doing it in a healthy way so you don’t get diabetes or jack your cholesterol up over 300 is a little more of a challenge.

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

beer gets expensive

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 12, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

well what are you looking to gain weight for?

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

its no big deal, i like playing sports, and have always relied on my speed. but im getting older, slower, and am no longer able to simply run around people, and need to actually start bodying people. Only that hasn’t been going well. I played a co-rec soccer game yesterday, and a 4’-11" asian girl took me out. it was embarrassing. I just want 5-10 lbs, but i can’t get over 130 for the life of me.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 12, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

creatine

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

chain mail

JAIL HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

lightning bolt!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

shots of olive oil

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lift weights, don’t run, drink Heinekin, eat burritos, and drink that damn weight gainer.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

ew, heinekin

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, he’s complaining about beer being too expensive. You can buy a keg of Heinekin for cheap at BevMo (in a steel keg that you get to keep and make robots out of too).

It’s the perfect solution.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?! I’m going to make some robots now and get beer as a bonus!

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

We tried making a robot out of the old Heineken keg. Or at least my engineer roommate did.

It failed and walked off the balcony.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This only encourages me.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would make a cool-looking robot.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

walked? really?

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolled!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Protein shakes.. meat and potatoes… work up enough energy to eat A LOT

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Purchase keg of Heinekin.
2. Drink
3. ???
4. HEFTY!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously Dicewars is to blame

Damned purple legions of death

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 7:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I will copy and paste my comments from behind the scenes when I lambasted Hydrotech if people want!

WHO WANTS TO SEE THEM???

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:37 AM PDT reply actions  

ME!

Oh wait, I already have them in my Inbox somewhere.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, here are a few of them:


I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WROTE A POST DETAILING THE USAGE OF THE SCREEN PASS?!?!?

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW EMOTIONALLY INSECURE I AM (HYDROTECH)! WHEN YOU DISAGREE WITH ME LIKE THIS, IT CUTS ME SO DEEP! I CAN’T HAVE SOMEBODY GETTING MORE CREDIT THAN ME! ME! ME! ME!

YOU AREN’T MUCH BETTER THAN THE MAHARG!

I have to admit, that one really set Hydro off. I guess I said a few things that I couldn’t take back.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rugby beats SacSt:

BERKELEY – The Golden Bears responded to fiery first-half challenge from Sacramento State Wednesday night at Witter Rugby Field, touching down eight tries in the second stanza to separate themselves from the Hornets and end the evening with a 71-10 win.

Flanker Jason Law opened the scoring in minute three and got his second halfway through the first 40, but Sac State managed two tries of their own from lock Danny Gutierrez and No. 8 Matt Grega. A Jim Barrett try in between tipped the try total in California’s favor, 3-2, at halftime with a 19-10 lead.

The match-day captain for Cal was sophomore Connor Ring, who saw the difficulty the Golden Bears were having around the ruck from his scrumhalf position. “We weren’t tackling very well around the fringe and they wanted to play harder,” he said of Cal’s first half against the Hornets. Ring said the four tries the Bears scored to separate themselves in the ensuing 10 minutes of the second half “was just us being sick of being pushed around.”

The Bears’ lineup tonight included all three Barrett brothers in the forwards, with senior Jim at prop, junior Neill at hooker and freshman Danny at No. 8. Jim and Danny both finished with two tries and Neill added another before he was replaced in the second half. The three brothers had never played as teammates on the same pitch before this season. “Even in high school we never got to play together, so it’s nice, especially in Jim’s last year,” Neill said.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:51 AM PDT reply actions  

VBall announces 2009 sked. Danzig cums:

The California volleyball program released its 2009 schedule, head coach Rich Feller announced today. The Golden Bears have 14 matches against teams that finished the 2008 season ranked in the Bison/AVCA Division I Top 25 Coaches Poll and host three tournaments at Haas Pavilion this fall. The 2009 schedule features 11 opponents that made the NCAA tournament last year, including six that advanced to regional championship semifinals or further.

Cal will open 2009 by hosting Connecticut, Southern Methodist and Wichita State in the Cal Molten Classic on Aug. 25-26 (Friday-Saturday). A total of six matches will comprise the two-day tournament schedule starting with UConn facing SMU on Friday, Aug. 25 at 4:30 p.m. before Cal and Wichita State take the court at 7 p.m. Two matches take place at noon on Saturday (Aug. 26) before the Bears conclude the tourney with a bout against Southern Methodist at 7 p.m.

The Bears will celebrate Labor Day with a trip to the islands for the Hawaiian Airlines Wahine Volleyball Classic hosted by Hawai’i at the Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu from Sept. 3-6 (Thursday-Sunday). Cal will take on Texas on Sept. 3, Saint Louis on Sept. 5 and Hawai’i on Sept. 6. All three matches are scheduled for 5 p.m. HT.

Upon returning to Haas Pavilion, Cal hosts San Jose State and Eastern Washington in the Double Tree Classic on Sept. 11-12 (Friday-Saturday) before welcoming Saint Mary’s College and San Francisco for the Pac-10/WCC Challenge on Sept. 18-19 (Friday-Saturday). Stanford will also face SMC and USF the same weekend.

The Bears kick off a Pac-10 schedule that features four teams from the 2008 NCAA regional championship semifinal by hosting Stanford in the first of two Big Spikes on Friday, Sept. 25 at 7 p.m. Right away, Cal heads to the road to take on three more perennial conference powers with matches at USC (Oct. 2) and UCLA (Oct. 3). The Trojans and the Bruins visit Haas Pavilion on Oct. 30 and 31. The Bears will honor their seniors on Sunday, Nov. 15 in a 1 p.m. match against Oregon before completing the season with three matches on the road.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:52 AM PDT reply actions  

or it didn't happen?

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I just want pics.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Womens Lacrosse loses to W+M:

BERKELEY – Despite a second-half comeback in which California outscored William and Mary 8-7, the Golden Bears lost the nonconference game, 17-11, to the Tribe on Wednesday afternoon at Memorial Stadium. Senior attacker Sam Price led Cal in points with four (2 goals, 2 assists), junior midfielder Alex Tickner, the current MPSF Player of the Week, scored three goals and Cal senior goalkeeper Morgan Dyson made eight saves in a complete-game effort. The Bears’ record fell to 4-4, while William and Mary improved to 3-3.

The loss snaps a two-game winning streak for Cal. William and Mary, meanwhile, rebounded after losing 18-9 at Stanford on March 8. Cal now has a 1-3 record in the all-time series with the Tribe.

“We had a slow start,” Cal head coach Theresa Sherry said. “We had worked on that, but William and Mary came out hard from the beginning, just coming off of their hard loss the other day. It’s always hard for us to play on a school day and they’re obviously on spring break, completely focused on the game. I don’t know if that was a factor early on, but we are a very good team when we’re fighting. We just can spot a team that many goals. I was extremely proud that we pulled back within range. We just didn’t have the gas. We had the guts, but we didn’t have the gas at the end.”

Cal junior attacker Catie O’Mahoney tied Tickner by scoring a career-high three points (career-high 2 goals, 1 assist). Freshman attacker Tara Arolla, notching her first multi-goal game as a Bear, and freshman Vail Horn each scored two goals against the Tribe.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Softball beats Memphis:

HONOLULU, HI – The ninth-ranked Golden Bears needed just two hits and a run to defeat Memphis in the opening day of the Chevron Spring Fling Tournament hosted by Hawaii on Wednesday. Marissa Drewrey held the Tigers to three hits for her sixth shutout of the season, as the Golden Bears improved to 18-4.

Cal takes on Wisconsin on Thursday at 6:00 p.m., followed by Hawaii at 10:00 p.m. – both times are Pacific.

The Bears were held without a hit until the fifth inning when Shannon Houston tapped an infield single with one out. Houston then advanced to second after Vernae Sevilla drew a walk one batter later. Elia Reid then popped a fly ball to right field allowing for Houston to move to third. One batter later, Valerie Arioto singled through the left side, scoring Houston and giving Cal the 1-0 lead.

Memphis tried to answer in the top of the sixth inning when Lelani Bernardino singled with one out. But Drewrey remained poised and struck out Leandra Hines. Bernardino was then thrown out when she tried to steal second to end the inning.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Walker, Grey-Lawson 1st Team All Pac10:

In post-season honors determined by a vote by the conference head coaches, senior forward Ashley Walker and junior guard Alexis Gray-Lawson were both named to the 2008-09 Pacific-10 All-Conference first-team. Senior forward Devanei Hampton was named to the third-team. Walker also earned a nod on the Pac-10 All-Defensive Team. Junior guard Natasha Vital earned an honorable mention for All-Pac-10 and for the All-Defensive team.

Walker earned her third straight first-team award. Walker, the Pac-10 leader in scoring, is one of just 11 players in Pac-10 history to score 2,000 points. Walker is responsible for three of the top-five single-game scoring performances this season in the Pac-10, recording 32, 31, and 30-point games.

Walker earned her second straight All-Defensive team honor. She ranked third in the Pac-10 in rebounding this season and became Cal’s all-time career rebounding leader.

Gray-Lawson earned first-team All-Pac-10 honors for the first time in her career. A second-team selection last season, Gray-Lawson tallied the highest point total in a Pac-10 game this season, scoring a career-high 37 points in California’s victory over Bay-Area rival Stanford. Gray-Lawson averaged 12.1 points per game and ranked third in the league in assist-to-turnover ratio (1.5).

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Baseball to take on Cal Poly:

Fri., March 13 vs. Cal Poly Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 2:30 p.m.
Sat., March 14 vs. Cal Poly Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 1:00 p.m.
Sun., March 15 vs. Cal Poly Evans Diamond, Berkeley, Calif. 1:00 p.m.

BEAR NOTES: Cal (8-5) will face its third ranked team in the last two weeks when the Golden Bears host No. 24-ranked Cal Poly (8-2) this weekend in a three-game series at Evans Diamond. Cal has played eight of its last nine games on the road, going 6-3 during that stretch. Junior center fielder Brett Jackson, a first-team preseason All-American in Baseball America, continues to swing a hot bat, leading Cal with a .429 average (24-for-56, 3rd in Pac-10) with six doubles (2nd in Pac-10), a triple, three home runs and 11 RBI. Jackson has hit safely in all 13 games this season and has three home runs in the last two games. Another top hitter is sophomore first baseman/outfielder Mark Canha, the March 3 Pac-10 Player of the Week after going 9-for-20 (.450), with two doubles, two home runs and five RBI in Cal’s wins over Vanderbilt, Santa Clara and three-game sweep at Long Beach State. Canha is batting .404 (5th in Pac-10) and is fourth in the Pac-10 in slugging percentage (.769) and total bases (40). Freshman left fielder Danny Oh, who hit a two-run homer in his first college at-bat, is third on the team with a .372 average with two doubles, a triple, a home run and 11 RBI. The Bears lead the league with a .324 team batting average and six saves, with freshman right-hander Erik Johnson recording four saves (1st in Pac-10) in Cal’s first 12 games. In the first three outings of his college career, freshman right-hander Matt Flemer has earned a win and a save with 22 strikeouts in 13.1 innings and a 2.70 ERA. Flemer started Feb. 25 at Santa Clara, pitching 6.2 innings with four hits, two runs, no walks and 13 strikeouts. He gave up a home run to the first batter he faced, then retired 19 of the next 20 batters with 13 strikeouts. Flemer picked up a save March 1 at Long Beach State to secure the Bears’ sweep of the 49ers, throwing 2.0 innings with no hits and three strikeouts. Nine of Cal’s opponents this season were 2008 NCAA Regional participants. The Bears’ 2009 schedule is considered the nation’s third toughest by Boyd’s World.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Dont forget about the CGB Field Trip to the Saturday game v. Cal Poly. Email us at goldenblogs at gmail dot com if you can make it.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

really, that’s Sat? or Sun?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sat. Urday!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

will you be there???

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Email us at golden blogs at gmail dot com for further information.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might even be there.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, really? Well, Im out!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

with banana suit in hand? will your jersey be tucked in?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to be there?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you? I’ll show up!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

What part of email us at goldenblogs at gmail dot com is so confusing to you guys.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you really going? Really?

by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless the hordes of CGBers are going to kill me for Binding Hydro

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have e-mail.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t!

Personal e-mail is banned here. And my mobile is temporarily out of commission (ie I’m too lazy to reach across my desk and pick it up).

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol…I just e-mailed u.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe. I’d like to know who’s going (yes, I’m one of THOSE networkers). If we can get the crew together, I think we should make a run at this.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you drink?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does this affect our Sunday morning Kip’s + 99 cent sake plan?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t make it to the baseball game, but I can make Sunday morning.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holi preparty!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving Las Vegas style.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then I’m there!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

But only if I can paint your goatee white.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buddha says it must stay light brown with a couple of annoying gray hairs.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but Allah says it must be 100% white.

Who you going to listen to?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going.

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mens golf heads to invitational:

LAS VEGAS – CAL SEEKS TO CONTINUE CLIMB AGAINST TOP-DRAWER FIELD: The No. 22 Golden Bears face perhaps the strongest field in the 2009 regular season of college golf when they tee off Friday for the first time ever at the Southern Highlands Collegiate Championship, recommencing team play after their third-place finish at the USC Collegiate Invitational on Feb. 24.

THE EVENT: This is California’s first-ever trip to the Southern Highlands Collegiate Championship, hosted by UNLV. It features a 54-hole, stroke-play format, with 18 holes played each day over three days at the Southern Highlands Golf Club, a par-72, 7,510-yard course in Las Vegas, Nev. The lowest four scores are counted in each round for the team total. This year’s 15-team field includes Arizona, Arizona State, Auburn, California, Charlotte, Clemson, Florida, Georgia, Georgia Tech, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas A&M, UCLA, UNLV and USC. At the 2008 event, the Runnin’ Rebels won the team title with a 288-288-293 — 869 (+5). USC’s Rory Hie won the individual title with in a three-way playoff, sinking a birdie on the 18th hole. Hie ended his three rounds tied at -3 with Hudson Swafford of Georgia and Jonas Enander Hedin of Charlotte. Once again this year, team and individual ties will be broken by sudden death playoff. Play will begin at 8 a.m. PST each day with tee times off No. 1 and No. 10 holes. Live scoring will be available at Golfstat.com

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

BTW, for those curious as to what conduct unbecoming of a Marshawnthusiast, here are a few things that kwality:

1. Common Sense
2. Facial Attractiveness
3. Devotion to non-blog related activities such as school, wife, and slash or work.

HydroTech showed a dangerous affinity for all of these kwalities. He had to be removed. Now, instead of his in-depth football analyses, I’ll be taking over. Hope you guys enjoy my in depth analyses of how the 2008 Cal football season would have gone if Marshawn was still around (spoiler alert: National Championship!).

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

PS If I’m a horrible asshole attorney who is also letting the terrorists win, how do I vote here?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Register two accounts.

Then rec all your own posts like Maharg does.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t believe that I’ve ever rec’d my own posts. But I have rec’d other people’s posts numerous times.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What if we want to burn and cut your watery eyes b/c of all this?

How do we vote then?

CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.

by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want to make me blind? How Slumdog Millionare of you!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that will become part of the lexicon. “Man, you so slumdawwwg!”

…I hope not.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

JAI HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I do.

Click the link at the bottom that says Quizzians

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way to steal the thunder Hydro. Way to steal the thunder.

I feel like I should track down Twist on your behalf and stuff him in a tote bag.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I hope you have Udonis Haslem’s abused psyche in there.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This tote contains all of my playing time for the 2008-2009 season.

by LeonPowe on Mar 12, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which...

LINK

For the first time in his NBA career Leon Powe played over 40 minutes in a game. Powe made the most of his opportunity scoring 23 points and grabbing 13 rebounds in the 107-99 loss to the Miami Heat. Leon was able to do all that with a calf injury, and while being in foul trouble thanks to some weak calls by the refs.

Powe has gone 20/10 two out of his last three games which is not bad for a guy that usually gets stuck being the 9th or 10th guy off the bench for some reason. Leon is the best guy coming off the bench for the Celtics but Doc Rivers still doesn’t know that. Unfortunately for the Celtics it might end up costing them Leon for next year. Powe is probably going to get some money and playing time offered to him on another team and I’d imagine he’d take it since he doesn’t get opportunities like he got tonight very often. I’m still praying he somehow stays in Boston though.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still wish the Nets had taken him instead of Josh Boone. Oh well.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of PFs on the Nets. Yi and RA. It’d be tough to get PT. Er, not that its easy in Boston, but at least there’s KG to learn from.

Plus that whole Championship thing.

by LeonPowe on Mar 12, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, honestly

If you’d been here, then I doubt the Nets would have had to trade for Yi.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The question is where to go as a free agent next year. Boston’s window for Championships is probably closing . . .

by LeonPowe on Mar 12, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He makes that face a lot in the coach’s office

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

hiyo!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of RA

Surprise coming.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

is this a Twist surprise, or a real surprise (the kind people actually like)?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what the coach said for him to make that face?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did BBD Nancy Kerrigan style. You won’t be seeing him the rest of the season.

by LeonPowe on Mar 12, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi? Avinash? How long will this “change handle to Indian name” meme continue?

Dibs on Deepak!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, Rishi sounds like a cool name.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I think it sounds uncool

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think it sounds awesome.

Too bad it’s not my real name.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure…

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

FREE HYDROTECH!

I’ll take it!

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maharg, please. You’ll take it every way you can get it.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no need to bring your mother into this.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go ahead! Search facebook. You won’t find me.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

so your not BearsNecessity anymore? I’m confused?!?! When did you learn how to blockquote? What about Diante Jackson?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Deepak is the master of disguise!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re trippin. Oregon’s cheerleaders are way hotter.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I’d fit in a tote bag.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, WTF is going on guys?

If you guys want to keep the reasons as to why Hydro is leaving away from public scrutiny, that’s fine. But don’t pretend it’s b/c of some football post on Friday. Or are you really pretending? Hydro, your post isn’t clear and reaks of resentment towards Twist. Twist, if this really is about a post on Friday, WTF?!? You obviously know Hydro has been hands down the best football analyst on this site and this blog will be much the less without him. Also Twist, you’re not married to Hydro, so stop acting like a wife. So he didn’t take out the trash. Big deal, he’ll take it out next week. And if your going to get rid of someone, get rid of CBKWit. I mean he doesn’t post anything that’s not related to that lame ass movie which we won’t mention by name.

In any case, welcome Avi.

[And just so it’s clear, that’s a joke CBKWit. Don’t have me banned, please].

CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.

by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Actually, Hydro is leaving because of you.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

CBKWit doesn’t want you banned. But I sure like fuck do!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That hurts, Twist,

that really hurts!

I thought we were blood brothers, forever bound by our hatred for that lame movie, our shared law school education, and our contempt for the old, the poor, and the oppressed.

I’m not sure I can recover from this . . .

CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.

by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you need a hug? Because you, Hydro, and CaliforniaBone can join the No Homers Club and gently caress each other whilst lamenting me.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lamenting you?

You mean plotting your murder?

CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.

by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should be careful

Big Brother is ALWAYS watching

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 12, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it… The main reason I began reading this blog was for HydroTech’s football posts. Did anyone really have a problem with the screen pass post? I thought it broke the monotony of a month-long basketball binge. Or is this just a silly way to introduce Avinash? HALP me… I don’t want HydroTech to stop posting… and if he must, please return as football season nears!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought the screen pass post was awesome.

It made me fall in love with Hydro all over again.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

just a silly way to introduce Avinash

I’m hoping its this. If it isn’t, I’m taking Hydro’s handle. Which I’m sure would cause no confusion.

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Mar 12, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The main reason I began reading this blog was for HydroTech’s football posts.

I will take that as the insult you most assuredly meant it as.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most DEFINITELY assuredly

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totes def most assuredly LIKE FUCK!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

for cerealz

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

So does this mean HydroTech is really Tracy Slocum?

Their departures are too close to be coincidence, no?

CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.

by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously though,
can someone please explain… It seems like this is just a joke.

HydroTech needs to stay on this blog, or oaklandtownshipmario and I are going to go batshit crazy.. avinash? fever?

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard if you get Diante Jackson back, Hydro will DEFINITELY come back.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people who mention the AntiChrist Diante Jackson. If you stop mentioning the AntiChrist Diante Jackson now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

alright I copied your sig. I think everyone on the blog should do likewise.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The movement is spreading.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What movement?

FREE HYDROTECH!!!

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is syphlis.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coincidence, I think not.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute, if we “free” Hydro doesn’t that mean he can leave us? Perhaps we need some method of binding him to CGB. Who has chains?

BIND HYDROTECH TO CGB!

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never knew you were into Okanesing!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only with goats.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why must you deny me my freedom to Okanes whomever or whatever I want?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait…..what?

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I lost me.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been locked in cold, sterile environs by Boy-King TwistNHook. We must FREE him for posting on CGB.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is getting very confusing, but I’m in full support.

OK, first we FREE HydroTech from Twist's evil grip, then we BIND Hydro to CGB so he continues to make awesome football posts. Got it!

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jai Ho? Is that Hindu for “Free HydroTech”?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, my signature has a religion.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it Zoroastrianism?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Islam (insert joke here)

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Offensive!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silence infidel

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already did!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

33SwisherSweet was right, man. You’re sick.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, not telling us what's going on is killing me

It’s like when my seventh wife told me she needed some “time” to think things over . . .
and never got back to me.

CGB: Safe for work, but not safe for life.

by oaktownmario on Mar 12, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

TwistNHook is purposely avoiding GChat

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

so you noticed that too?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to chat with you guys on GChat, but the Judge was less than enthused.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED… wait for it…

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

still waiting…

by the way, there’s a possibility i’m lactose intolerant, that won’t effect anything that’s about to occur, will it?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Soy milk for the lose.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

I’m not lactose intolerant, but soy milk sometimes tastes good.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

reference fail

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what you think.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, no I’m pretty sure you didn’t get the reference I was making.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. That’s why I said what I said,

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

In what part of your mind does “NAILED DARY” make any sense?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I just have to make sure.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did NOT see that coming.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I told you to wait for it!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLERCOPTER!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Srs?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 12, 2009 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

http://twitter.com/PeteCarroll

PeteCarroll

   1. Loving The Doors’ “Back Door Man” today…about 1 hour ago from web

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basketball chat is live

here

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

sweet, both my Monty and Lute posts were accepted WITH an Arrested Development ref thrown in!

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, thanks for taking time of your busy schedule “Mike”

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh well that's just GREAT

Hydrotech is leaving?!? For reals?

Where’s giantsfan5? Can you hurry up and learn how to analyze football with a breadth and depth no one on the blogosphere has nigh approached?

A fresh of breath air.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Jahvid Best runs fast and scores touchdowns. We should give the ball to him.

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Mar 12, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for the real reason Slocum left.

FREE SLOCUM

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will he still be running track at Cal, or leaving Cal altogether?

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most likely transferring.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been seen on campus this semester, so he may be finishing up his schoolwork

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

u want the juice…but what if you can’t handle the truth?

aren’t schollies taxpayer money? So, shouldn’t we the taxpayer have the right to know what’s going on?!?!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really have any info on why Slocum left. I know I saw him around one of the first days I was working, and that there was a team meeting about the issue, but I don’t know anything beyond that.

Alright, fine, I admit it! "Hydration Technician" really DOES just mean "water boy!"

by giantfan5 on Mar 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think it was grades… I mean, that’s why he was suspended for the Emerald Bowl

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why Hydro is leaving.......

….he’s going to grow a beard, borrow one of Twist’s double breasted suits, throw on some stunner shades, and launch his hip hop career!

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It’s a publicity stunt for an upcoming movie.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The sequel to Slumdog Millionaire?

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I Rec’d it regardless

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

How come I don’t get a rec for insider information?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

JAIL HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

how did you get the insider information?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he Jai’d Joaquin’s Ho

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because everyone already knows its a hoax…..its on the main Yahoo home page today, or it was this morning.

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it? I totally called it as a publicity stunt the moment it happened.

Not that that’s anything impressive.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We declared you Sanchez from the moment you happened.

Not that that’s anything impressive.

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

bitach pls

You can’t declare me Sanchez!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

jai ho, mo’ fo’……I declared Sanchez all over that azz

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was that before or after you Okane’d last night?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he said he loved me

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

“he” was a robot.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was some damn good robot lovin’

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shocking.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I accidently the whole thing. Can you help?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi was declared Sanchez upon his first post, I got some good robot lovin’, and Hydro is growing out a beard and launching his hip hop career.

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

They had a thing on HydroTech leaving on Yahoo?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, its been all over the news….people have started blogs on the topic, saying that TwistNHook must be the devil. I, for one, am staying pretty neutral on the issue. My best guess is that the two of you have some kind of love-scorned type of thing going on.

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi keepin’ it REAL

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

:::continues to shake head::

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come over hear!

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

that post was epic, I’m not gonna lie.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a funny way of spelling AWESOME

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes it was a bit brazen, wasn’t it?

I like your recruiting updates. Otherwise I’d have to resort to either the tilted head guy from ESPNU Recruiting Blog or YO one month after they committed. Thanks for your efforts.

A’s in ’09.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

must have hit close to home if you are still talking about it.

I think I’ll go sign up for a rivals account so I can purport to be a recruiting insider/expert too.

Keep runnin’ that trap.

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 12, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol… just stop… I didn’t start talking about it til Rishi posted it, smart guy

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T BRING THAT ATTITUDE OVER HEAR

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you ever come here to…say…talk about Cal?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Mar 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you really just ask that in a DBD, during the football offseason?

by turkey on Mar 12, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

“Joaquin it’s a shame you couldn’t be here tonight.”

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed Avi was promoted to Jahvidtician yesterday, but is Hydro really leaving? If Twist won’t give us an answer, there is only one man who will: JO.

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I tried asking the basketball guy, but he won’t respond.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d because I miss Okanes.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLERBLADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLERBALL

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROFLBROTHEL

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROFLRAPIDS

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just silly.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Pleasantries from Nestor?

[Comment From Nestor]
Hello from BruinsNations here! Good luck against SC tonight! Bear $C lol! My question for you is how they decide seeding in the Pac-10 tournament and why seeding isn’t always reflective of ranking.
10:20
Jeff Faraudo: The seeding for the Pac-10 tournament is based on finish in the regular season. In the case of ties, there is a tiebreaker formula. Rankings have nothing to do with it.

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I just wanted to get away with Nestor and as “bitach pls”

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, my other questions were serious.

Stupid, but serious.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You USC question wasn’t about basketball…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

About how Cal matches up against SC?

It was serious!

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um.. we split this year and last year…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but our win was in OT when we blew a lead… it seemed like we were the better team, but they were playing better.

I dunno, it was a legit question.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just asked if BruinsNation is trying to ban everyone from Staples…

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wont take my questions about him vs Okanes in a cage match

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this like ABC’s The Bachelor where will find out that Hydro’s coming back “After the Final Rose” show?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes!… wait for it….

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jai Ho!!!!!!!

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

for the record: wasn’t me.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

…keep waiting…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

What am I waiting for?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If HydroTech is leaving…

I have no motivation anymore. Who am I going to try and overthrow? I’ve accepted that I’m part of CGB North, but I asked to be a soldier in the TwistNHook army to secretly overthrow HydroTech.

Lex Luther needs his Batman!

Communism needs its Truman Doctrine and Marshal Plan!

McCartney needs his Yoko!

The GOP needs its Palin!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Your site no longer lists Twist as the overthrown despot. Does this mean you’re not CGB-North anymore?

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Titles mean nothing. I’ve accepted that I am a part of CGB North. I can feel it in my heart.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

My sources inform me that you are a secret DOUBLE agent working on Hydro’s behalf to overthrow ME!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Shows what you know! I’m at least a TRIPLE agent!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, you are trying t otake down Rishi? Yourself? Who are you trying to overthrow here?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ultimately, myself. But I think I did that here within the first couple posts I made. So I’m as many agents as I need to be to figure out who I want to work for.

I’m confused.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You let me down, Twist.

Now I don’t believe in nothing no more.
I’m going to law school.

Bring Hydro Back.

by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Youa re going to have to supply your own knobs.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA EPIC

  [Comment From Starkesaurus Rex]
Okanes says that when he played you one on one in hoops he did a nasty crossover on you, then threw down a windmill dunk. Any truth to this?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Haha. You guys are ridiculous.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

ruh roh

Jeff Faraudo: Jonathan can’t go to his left, has an erratic jump shot, and thinks the best way to defend one-on-one is by using a zone. How do you think our one-on-one game turned out?

It looks like we’ll have to ask JO for his side of the story.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, I got my Romar, Howland, Olson, and Monty q’s in, but he didn’t take my John Wooden.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

My John Wooden question was about Viagra

I got my Todd Bozeman

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thanks! He probably thought your John Wooden was mine, and mine was PG dammit.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

Better late than never

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was probably saving it for last

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome! Who was it?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me, of course

No one else would dare the wrath of Joe Starkey by turning his name into a dinosaur

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Starkey haunts me at night.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still no real reasoning for Hydro leaving huh?

DBDs are turning into the kind of Heroes drama that relies on false tension and out-of-character plot turns.

Seriously, if Hydro needed to take a break for reality, just let us know. Instead, this post is causing me to resent Twist more than his inane back and forth dribble ever had. :(

by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s just too busy with his flambes and so forth at culinary school.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just wish, CaliforniaBone, you could learn to express an opinion!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t hate me, because I’m beautiful!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you even have the power to kick anyone off the blog? This is Ragnarok’s site… You’re just inaning in it!

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and HYDROTECH WAS TAKING MY CREDIT! HE WAS TAKING MY CREDIT! PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS BETTER THAN ME!?!?!/ BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE TYRANT BOY KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MUST BOW BEFORE ME!

Wait, can you guys wait a few minutes to bow before me, I have to get my wife a glass of water and rub her feet.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re an only child, huh?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have two siblings. AND THEY BOTH THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, r they?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

they are

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think the oxygen doesn’t need a formal positive charge in this formulae. Hydronium ion (H3O+) does…Former Cal Chem Dean GN Lewis is rolling over his grave.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that carp. I’ll be writing a letter of concern to the network while resenting Twist.

by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

FREE HYDRO!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Wait… huh?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hydro = water = H2O

I know, I know…don’t quite my day job.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please don’t quite it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

(slaps forehead)

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you need help slapping it?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone please just find the guy that wrote Tightwadhill?

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Mar 12, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

oh snap…good call (can I say that here?).

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

His name is HydroTech

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Robert Paulson.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

What you guys don’t know is that HydroTech and TwistNHook are the same person.

by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what exactly happens when someone kills their alter-ego?

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

or is it...his WATER-ego!

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That made no sense……in other words, complete nonsense.

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hydro = water = H2O

I know, I know…don’t quite my day job.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t quit it either

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the hairy Armenian comedian said

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wrap my mind around that proposal.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if he spelled it out in nucleotide bonds and Lewis dot structures?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

then that would make perfect sense (sheds tear).

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Hydro is the guy behind Tightwad Hill?

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Mar 12, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 12, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you Twist

First day on the job and we’re pretty much in anarchy. We’re approaching 4chan levels.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

what happened to the artist formerly known as B. Necessity?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Confirmed from another source!

http://bearsnecessity.com/

do you have the lights out memorial stadium available in wallpaper size for my desktop? If not that’s ok…it looks good with the all black background.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop stealing my background

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey dont blame me, I wasnt the one who had conduct unbefitting a Marshawnthusiast!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, your conduct is just unbefitting a carbon-based lifeform

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m made out of Berklium!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh…nice try. where would all of the 85 other protons/neutrons go?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ho! Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Ha, ha!
Good luck.

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said!!!!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh…I’m out of my element

  • protons/neutrons

Good thing I don’t teach gen chem 4 the masses.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my pants!

Wait, no, thats not good.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is offensive. I don’t understand.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

try having two e-mails from “TwistNHook” in your inbox. Freaky!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want 4chan levels? I accidentally the whole thing and noone even recognized it.

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

Mainly because 4Chan is a gathering ground for antisocial homosexuals.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

4chan is beyond comprehension

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a horrendously bad way, yes.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you should keep posting under your old handle. It’s more clever.

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re approaching ESPN levels of snark

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

what?! I just think bearsnecessity is a cool play on words.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I get fired and go back to my old blog I will. It’s outlived its use.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you still make more graphics about Oregon’s offense?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to post those and ask,
“But where will we see more of these?”

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't tell me you've been stealing pages from Tom Holmoe's imaginary playbook again

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, yeah, clearly when I changed my screenname I lost the ability to create graphics of Oregon offense.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW IT!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was worried that you not having your own blog would lead to lesser motivation to do fun graphcis like those.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonsense. The motivation has only gotten greater.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay then, carry on.

In fact, start now!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This DBD has lost much of the emotional significance I’m sure HydroTech was hoping for.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Okay, fine

In memory of Hydrotech (PBUH), list your top ten Hydro moments.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

  1. will be when Hydro is freed from Twist’s tyranny, and then compelled to post insightful things every day here at CGB.

OK, first we FREE HydroTech from Twist's evil grip, then we BIND Hydro to CGB so he continues to make awesome football posts. Got it!

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

2. Nothing

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

3. Truth or Cougar

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cougar

Demi Moore

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

4. Hungry Hungry Hydrotech

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he really leaving?!?!

I retract all my votes! I want HydroTech to do DBDs from now on!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, now I see! You are a quadruple agent!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At LEAST

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey…B. Necessity is banned from Bruinsnation…but Avinash isn’t! Clever!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

BruinsNecessity isn’t banned either!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do I get royalty checks from EA Sports, ESPN and Microsoft?

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you don’t already?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my fault. My clearly BITTER comment on the screen pass column is to blame.

by Tedfordisgod on Mar 12, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RABBLEROUSER

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pic or it doesn’t exist

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screenshot

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, it was merely the spark that caused this combustible cocktail of hate and anger to explode. HydroTech has hated me for many many onths now and expressed repeatedly that he wanted to punch me in the face.

Your clearly BITTER comment on the screen pass column isn’t the sole reason, I assure you. I mean its most of it. A solid 60. Maybe 75. But it just helped pushed to the forefront HydroTech’s pro-punchingTwistNHookintheface agenda.

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you are saying is that I have now destroyed two SBN Cal blogs.

by Tedfordisgod on Mar 12, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thanks a lot. I’m just waiting for the news that UT has crumbled based on your actions.

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t feel so bad about that in comparison

by Tedfordisgod on Mar 12, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 SBN blogs, 1 law school, what’s next?

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no!! You plan to take me down from the inside?

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you get inside in the first place?

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my concern

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll ask Twist for instructions!

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 Blogs, 1 Cup was one of the worst DVD rentals of the year!

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow! this is exciting! I’m the biggest Cal fan in the history of this galaxy. Charles Muncie is my dad, I think. No one really knows. Anyway, this is exciting! I also like the Giants, Raiders, Ana, and Sacramento Kings. I promise to hold the long, upstanding tradition of not using foul language, not challenging the pea-sized brains of others, and posting only SFW links, pics, and videos.

Ok Cal fans…do you think Mr. Gregory will call more man coverage with our awesome corners, or will he play that zone coverage that drove Cal fans crazy in fall of 2007?

by the artist formerly known as carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Given that Cal coaches have a propensity for failing to listen to the fans, I believe they will play zone in 2009

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, now I have no idea what the hell is going on here.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I’m freaked out.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i may soon end up changing my screen name to dballisnolongerloose

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dballiscontained

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah…you didn’t know about me?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

methinks this was login fail

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that lasted a solid 15 secnds!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL that was the biggest FAIL I’ve seen in a while

FREE HYDROTECH!

by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC FAIL

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

? what did I fail at? I don’t get it for realz! I’M THE REAL carp!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA rec’d for stupid

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA rec’d for stupid

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful, you don’t know my age, gender, religious views, sexual orientation, creed, income, socioeconomic status, self-rightousnessness, nor politcal party. I might be offended and force myself to leave thereby making you feel guilty and causing you to write an apology letter that you probably don’t mean deep down.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

26-29, male, christian by birth but don’t really go to church or anything, straight, don’t know what that is, 60-70k/year, middle-class, not very, democrat.

how’d I do?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( pouts…

check, check, definite check and quite impressive, check, check, heh I’m married so it’s higher, fuck a class, check, and check.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWW, you guys should go out some time

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already have a chum like spazzy…they actually make for really good friends. who wants to have friends that are all the same.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really impressive. your last name is carpenter so that pretty much rules out jewish, islam, and hindu. you’re a chemist, and I really don’t know very many (or any) white christian scientists that are genuinely religious.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus was a carpenter… AND a jew!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

my handman skills are iffy, and I’m definitely not frugal of Jewish descent.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying you’re not Jesus.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

mos def not.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Well then, I need to reanalyze my religion then. This changes everything.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpism is falling apart!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it had wings at some point?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was taking off!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! It’s true! A week ago, it had 0 followers.
Earlier today, it had at least 1.

That’s a significant gain!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an increase of like infinity percent! If this trend continues… ay!

FREE HYDROTECH!

by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TwistNHookanity remains low. :(!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know, we had that random “the artist formerly known as carp” post. I’ve got a fan club!

PS – could you resend me “the artist formerly known as carp” ’s password? He/she, uh, lost/forgot it.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

=)

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

re: science v church…

I’m not trying to start any long thing on this, but here’s what always throws me for a loop:

the science doesn’t support several biblical themes…so how am I supposed to buy any of it?!?! If I were to admit it, I’d be going against my science principals. So confusing!

Also, Richard Gere is a buddhist, iirc.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to continue anything on this, but I call myself a “Sorta-Christian”. Honestly!

My rules follow this (And I’m making this completely off the top of my head):
1. Skepticism rules as a priority.
2. Don’t confuse Scientific Theory and Hypothesis. (Theory is too often interpreted as hypothesis.)
3. Empirical evidence rules over any religious claim.
4. Miracles have no place in science, as they are unrepeatable or unobservable.
5. Unrepeatable or unobservable do not dismiss the improbable.

History’s greatest scientific minds usually claimed the works of god when they met their perimeter of ignorance. That doesn’t mean there is, or isn’t a god, only that some people have been wrong.

“Science is a the philosophy of discovery. Religion is the philosophy of ignorance.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

—————————

With that being said, the teachings of Jesus, I don’t think are bad, wrong, or harmful, and Christianity has a very messed up perspective of what he said. I’m what is usually called a “Red Letter Christian”. But I don’t let that philosophy be the ultimate dictator of my life. To deny any scientific truths, I think is just silly.

Just my perspective. :-)

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want an apology letter? It’s in my pants.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics or twist will ban u.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go find it.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey carp.

Giants rule A’s drool.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(pops blood thinners)

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

to answer your question, I think he’ll call a lot of man-press, like last year

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

tafkac – I don’t think you can login from the same IP address is me! Get out of my computer!!!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, it’s Kal not Cal around here.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was anyone watching the probono stream? It just cut out on me :*(

by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this only make you resent me more?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only ruining my hopes for the day.

by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like FSN asked justin.tv to take down streams of the tourney. Copyrights and all that. Oh well.

by CaliforniaBone on Mar 12, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we still get your “Cal fan meet ups” maps?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you diagram for carp how to bookmark things… I don’t think he gets it

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we get your latest p-star power rankings? you know what I’m talking about. No links needed.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get them when you least expect

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it’s desi dominated, can I get a blonde rankings too?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Very few of them in porn. 2) None are top ten at this point

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like the whole writeup fanpost thing so I can make fun of it. PLEAZUH!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What type of flash games do you like? Strategy? Action?

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never-ending tower defenses

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

not as good as dice wars…but still fun

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t click on your heroin-like games.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to this there are multiple party yachts from which to watch the game. Whose yachts are these?

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We believe they belong to vicious Japanese whaling pirates. They think Syd’Quan would be a useful recruit.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol…those random Pacific Ocean icons kill me everytime.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the “legend” that’s over the N. Pacific seas.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know what hell is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMCO7Ro4tRI

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this just got REALLY weird.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that was what hell is like. THIS is weird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQqGUYJwdzo&feature=related

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m confused: Did people really not know for years that George Michael is gay?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

My wife was the biggest George Michael fan growing and only conceded she didn’t have a shot at him when he got arrested in the bathroom for coming on to that cop. We found a big box of Wham paraphenalia in the garage the other day, my favorite bit was the vinyl picture disk of George and Andrew looking “sexy”. I had to stop helping after that, I was laughing too hard.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh

I was confused. I thought you guys were talking about the other George Michael, you know, the passive Bluth teenager.

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by CBKWit on Mar 12, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who FINALLY signed on to do the movie!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually learned about that from listening to a Hindi song.

No joke.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just bought 2009 season tickets

First time paying for Young Alumni and not student tickets. I paid ~$250 and I probably won’t watch all games as I’m going to be living in Seattle :(

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I may end up buying some off you. Would that help?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what game

E. Wash and Arizona maybe. I definitely am coming for the USC game and maybe Maryland?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 12, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll talk more once the season comes around

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure thing

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damned generous of you

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

<a href=“http://www.contracostatimes.com/search/ci_11880178?IADID=Search-”http://www.contracostatimes.com-www.contracostatimes.com" target="_blank">www.contracostatimes.com-www.contracostatimes.com" target="new">live chat!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it working? I’m not seeing anything yet

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are not alone

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s finally getting back at us for all our inane questions and names.

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

1:10
CCTModerator: Jonathan should be with us shortly.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re rolling now!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rolling with triangular wheels. Only one question made it through and he hasn’t even answered it.

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he saw the pic of Nyan on our site

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s fapping.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

to Jeremy Ross

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check!

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fapping to this…….oh hell ya, who isn’t? is the Nyan in you?

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew you’d come through

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

JO fears the Stegasaurus

no love yet

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, just had a thought (thanks to Beastmode). Should we have some sort of elaborate hazing ritual for Avinash?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

A date with The Maharg?

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A minute with The Maharg?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sex with The Maharg twice would truly be bad hazing, wouldn’t it?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

just ask any of my ex-girlfriends, they HATED it

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 h dinner date with you and the mrs?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go again just repeating someone’s good reporting.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Mar 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE IN COACHES VS. CANCER NEXT YEAR!

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did it in hopes all of you would recognize me, and I would get some sort of reputation on this blog because I’m insecure and require lots of drama/attention!

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this should help a 33SS comment

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT OF HEAR

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I love people talking shit to each other as much as the next guy. But maybe we should just all calm down around here for a moment. No reason to yell.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

get out of hear

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEEP IT REAL DAWG

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realize you’re embarassing yourself because YOU are the one who is doing it. No one respects what you say or listens to you on this blog, so why do you post here?… ONLY to start trouble and get attention. I thought I explained this in the other thread, but I think you’re kind of dense.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s assume for a second, arguendo, that you are 100% correct. And that nobody “respects what you say or listens to you on this blog” you being 33SS. So, then, why do you continue to interact with him in this manner? If he is as worthless to you as you state, why not just let him be ever so worthless and you can work on Freeing HydroTech from my underground lair.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I’ll stop feeding the troll.

It just angers me because I used to like his posting.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-Bred is rubber, you’re glue.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

by 33SwisherSweet on Mar 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

might need to roadtrip out to Lawrence for the Cal-Kansas game. Who wants to carpool?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawrence or NYC… tough choice

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been to the garden. It’s cool, but penn station freaks me out.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would much rather go to Lawrence.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Mar 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawrence is a cool college town. Good music scene too. Or at least it used to.

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by CalBandGreat on Mar 12, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 PENN STATION

Actually I don’t, but I’ve gotten used to it.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the amtrak train board is confusing as heck.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I asked YO:

did u guys lay off/furlough the IT guy up in this?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

do i need to hit refresh or something?

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the problem appears to be on their end.

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m bored

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okanes: ALLL…. MOSTTTT… THEREEEEE bearbearsbearbearsBEARS

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, for some reason the font on this page got unbearably small? Anyone know why? I am to lazy to figure it out on my own.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Mar 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks fine to me. Does it still appear small after you refresh?

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it cold in your office? Its cold in my office and that makes everything small

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure your eyes didn’t just get really big? It seems fine to me.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 questions in…and then I switch usernames!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

oh snap!
1:40 [Comment From Alualusaurus Rex]
In these tough economic times (especially for the newspaper industry), shall we expect reduced coverage? Would it help if I actually subscribed to the CC Times?

1:40 Jonathan Okanes: Yes, please subscribe and tell all your friends. And no, no reduced coverage is planned.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

should this be read as: CGB =/= subsribe to CC Times?

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve asked 3 questions before the chat started and none of them have shown up, how long is the lag?

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It might be long. I asked three and the only one answered so far was one I asked around 1:10.

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by Berkelium97 on Mar 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

zz

What a douche.He won’t answer a single question of mine.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

your up: “No Way am I Rishi”

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, obviously not me.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have that problem too

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, but that really isn’t me.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know how u feel

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you don’t!

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know how you feel.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you don’t!

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Mar 12, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But NoWayAmIRishi gets 1000 questions in.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I asked if they were going to publish a calendar with Nyan and his friends for the fans……but no answer :-(

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone find out who can bench more – Nyan or Ross.

He won’t take any questions, no matter how legit

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross…..Ross is one of the strongest guys on the team, nevermind the fact that he’s a WR. Didn’t he squatlift the 2nd most of anyone on the team last year?

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Ross has all the top weight marks for the WRs

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DUNNO OKANES WONT SAY

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

[Comment From Free H2O Tech]
do you think longshore will make an NFL roster (don’t laugh)?

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by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

also me…I switched usernames midstream.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

even better

Jonathan Okanes: Doubtful. His best chance would be as a third-team guy who could be kind of like a de facto assistant quarterbacks coach.

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ha!
2:12 [Comment From Yokanes]
I snuck into a spring practise and caught Syd’Quan catching a couple passes from Riley. What’s the story behind this?

2:13 Jonathan Okanes: Riley and Thompson must have transferred because spring practice hasn’t started yet at Cal.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

obviously Rishi, given the British spelling

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously USC educated, given the use of the word “snuck”

-Syd’Quan’O’Saurus

OK, first we FREE HydroTech from Twist's evil grip, then we BIND Hydro to CGB so he continues to make awesome football posts. Got it!

by CALumbus Bear on Mar 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spring Practise hasn’t started… oficially.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Rishi!!!

2:19
[Comment From Definitely Rishi]
If you had to rank all 3 QB’s who would be first?
2:19
Jonathan Okanes: Riley

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

what a deep, probing question

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he shoots and scores:

2:22 [Comment From theNyanInYou]
Which of the 2009 recruits do you think are most likely to make an impact this year?

2:23 Jonathan Okanes: The JC transfer Ryan Davis should be in the mix at linebacker.

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Mar 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hey wait a minute

How come we’re not on the ibabuzz.com BlogRoll?!?!?!?

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe it’s because of what you guys are doing right now.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

giving the blog tons of readership?

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Band is on The Field link redirects here.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

*out. I forgot the OUT!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, in a way, TedfordIsGod ruined 0 (!) SBN blogs.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M ON STRIKE UNTIL YOU GET HYDRO BACK.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, do you hate me?

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an inane question. That slike asking “Do you breath” or “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know from Avi.

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you get a Nanaca score of 20k, then yes, I hate you.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even break 1k. Not that I tried very long, mind you.

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn… Yesterday is was only 8k.

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you DON’T hate me?

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the hazing just increase 100%

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the number of people in TwistNHookanity!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit! I finally got in. And asked a question. And he didnt take it. Is anybody willing to answer my question here?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the question

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come Tedford wasn’t able to convince local WR DIante Jackson to come to Cal? I’ve heard that he is a great WR and it’s unfortunate that Tedford couldn’t get this star player.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And with that, I’m going to the library.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Diante Jackson library?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick Elaine, to my archives!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“This makes me want to learn more about our Founding Fathers.”

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, thats just mean.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did we lose out on this guy

LB Chris Martin, 6-4/224, Oakland (Calif.) Bishop O’Dowd

He chose Notre Dame and is from Oakland?

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Mar 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-bred says his Dad’s an ND alum and Domer Fever runs through Piedmont evidently.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dad’s from South Bend, not sure if he’s an ND alum…

The guy on the Rivals board said that he doesn’t show up so much on tape and that Tedford and co. weren’t recruiting him as hard early as some other schools were…

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwww man

I had a couple of quality questions coming from “carps beard”

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by Fire Starkey on Mar 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

carpism is growing.

carpe diem!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carp diem!

Which is almost like seizing the day.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

carpism? not carpitalism?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will have to ask Secretary of Idiosynchracies (Twist).

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you heard wrong…he’s the Secretary of Idiots In Crises, a group for idiots. Having crises.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol…your on a roll today.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farewell 2 HydroTech

Assuming Twist didn’t officially piss you off (since I’m pretty sure you wear the pants), I wish you the best your enedeavors. Perhaps we’ll here from you again. Or perhaps you’ll go out like Tightwad Hill leaving Cal fans yearning for quality that is matched by no other form of media on the planet. Thank you for your efforts and for teaching me more intricacies of football that I never knew! You’ve left Avinash with Shaq-size shoes to fill.

Welcome Avinash (the artist formerly known as BearsNecessity)!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop using the wrong words!!!! UGH IM GOING TO BREAK YOU

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should proofread. Or get a better wireless keyboard.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop using the Twist excuse.

JAI HO!

by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sports Guy argues Meryl Streep is the best living actor/actress

Agree or disagree? I still think it’s DeNiro, even if he’s been on autopilot for ten years. For those who still care, it’s probably Penn.

I didn’t realize this until Doubt earned her a record 15th Oscar nomination last month. Obviously Streep is great, but that great? I did some digging. Only Katharine Hepburn had a more decorated career — four Oscars and 12 nominations in all — but Streep has a lot of years left to pass her. Nicholson has earned three Oscars and 12 nominations, but he’s 12 years older and has had some memorable misfires. De Niro (two Oscars, six nominations) and Pacino (one Oscar, eight nominations) resonate more with the public, but their track records don’t compare with Streep’s, and they’ve aged faster than Patrick Ewing did. (Don’t believe me? Rent Righteous Kill. You will swallow your own tongue.) Dustin Hoffman, Jodie Foster, Sean Penn, Tom Hanks — none touches Streep.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack Nicholson. Hands down.

Denzel’s not bad, in a class with Tom Hanks. I also like Morgan Freeman. Very Humble.

Meryl’s a good actress…but c’mon…

Of course, Samuel L.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freeman’s a good one. He can’t really lead his own movie on his own though.

HA, Samuel L. He’s enjoyable, but he’s no great.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freeman’s the best, they hate because he’s black.

We got the white houz bitches!

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Dustin Hoffman and Ewan McGregor are quite good.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Mar 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Hoffman. McGregor I never quite got.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that he’s arguing that Streep is the greatest actress…

He is making the argument that blindly applying statistics, as we do in sports, isn’t always the right thing to do.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rishi’s best actor/actress list…gogh!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some jabs at statistics in there, but maybe you should read the whole thing…

But that’s not the point. We’ve had ample time to figure this all out, and we’ve never bothered. We never felt the need to validate Brando’s brilliance by raving that he’s the most consecutively nominated leading actor (four, from 1951 to ‘54), nor do we pimp Nicholson by pointing out that he’s the only living actor with three Oscars. Those guys are legends. Their degree of greatness doesn’t matter, just the greatness itself. Skim through Streep’s IMDB page, then remember that from 1985 to 1995 she made only one movie a year because she was raising a family. (The slowdown has shades of Jordan’s baseball sabbatical in how it affects her career totals.) We have never seen a better actress — ever — and incredibly, I didn’t care until now.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actress! Don’t compare her to DeNiro or Pacino.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeNiro and Pacino haven’t made a good film in over a decade though.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, you never saw Anal Gangbang 4.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, this is true, but the “all-time” list still trumps that.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

641 comments by 3:25! You people need to go outside and play some catch.

I didn’t choose Kal because Phil Knight pays and pays well. My mom’s got a variable rate…how am I supposed to sleep at night knowing she could be out on her ass just like everyone else in Antioch/Brentwood? Plus, Twist went to Kal. ‘Nuff said. I saw him at The Container Store @ The Creek and I had to sprint just to get away. He’s like glue! No wonder Hydro’s bouncin.

Let it be known…I am the real DJax, bitches! I don’t get hurt, I catch balls over the middle, and I actually block downfield. I just can’t believe I’ll be coached by someone named Chip.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You need something better to do, carp.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over/under on login fail? 30 seconds? 1 full minute this time?

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it is, I take the under.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what your mother said last night.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not behind this.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no you’re not. You’re dumbass can’t spell.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no you’re not. You’re dumbass can’t spell.

haha

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll make you into a sheeshkabob in no time.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol…rec’d!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M NOT DIANTE JACKSON! IF I WAS I’D SPELL IT WITH A Y!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for lame excuse.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yiante Jackson?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will refer to me as Diante Jackson. You’ll remember me when I run past your secondary.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-bred, I thought you said you had to study.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m in high school.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Maybe it’s T-bred!

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just in case this really is Diante Jackson….

FUCK YOU.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you have so much hatred in your heart? You’re what, 125 lbs dripping wet?

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

of rompin stompin dynamite!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus I have no hatred in my heart. It’s all in my pancreas.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

is the pH off in your pancreas? Do you need to drink PBS buffer?

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer HEPES

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

DJax blocks downfield

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

my right? Hi, carp.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawkins likes to block people in the back.

by turkey on Mar 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a coincidence, Diante likes to take in in the back.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

twist can I do the DBD tomorrow?

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NO

Still happy over the fact that the Nets signed Ryan Anderson. Now if only they can sign Leon Powe after this year...

by yellow fever on Mar 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I have a great idea.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

carp…PLEASE do the DBD tomorrow.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

carp, you don’t have to make your screenname origin idea a DBD. You can just write a separate fanpost. It actually a better idea if you make it a separate fanpost to keep the focus tighter.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually just about to ask that. While I completely agree, we have like 0.01% Cal news to report in the DBD and I think my DBD idea will be less smack talking and less argumentative. We’ve got Cal Sports Cabin Fever I think, and we’re getting a bit testy. So, whatever you and what’s left of the Marshawnthusiasts think (later DBD vs seperate fanpost) is fine by me.

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you don’t need our permission to create a fanpost. Plus I suspect no matter the content of the original DBD, we pay attention to the focus for about twenty comments before Rishi starts twittering about his day.

So…please. Take use of the New Fanpost button!

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on, I only Twitter about my day when a noteworthy event occurs.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear God, I hope that’s not true.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hungry.

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im horny

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that why you called me during lunch?

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by Maharg on Mar 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. But also, no.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you went to Las Lomas. You know how to use apostrophes.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t but thanks for trying.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Campo, right? Or Acalanes? Or (gasp!) De La Salle?!?!?

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twist said he went to Georgio’s HS, Campo

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Just watched an AWESOME episode of Friends during my lunch break. Oh that Ross! He’s so sensitive!”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ross should have been more agressive with Jennifer anniston.

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how I mention that I like Friends and it’s become a trend to bash on me leaving, breathing, and bathin in the show.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also love that!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Rishi!

Or do I mean… RICKY!

(There’s a guy named Ricky on the show, right?)

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry… the answer we were looking for was:

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-A-R-S-U-B-S-T-I-T-U-T-E"

by JShufelt on Mar 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insult FAIL

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: New Rule - No advertising products that cannot be purchased anywhere

Friggin’ cocoa-roasted Emerald Nuts. I get ads multiple times a day in the lift due to Captivate Network, but I can’t buy them because no one carries them!

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

no, I’m pretty sure he’s carp… TuckNJersey on the other hand….

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly, I’m not talented enough to pull that off (see vida infra)

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you did that on purpose to make us think that.

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

do eye seem like my IQ’s that hi?

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a chemist with a goatee…

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by Rishi on Mar 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was a football player VVVVVVVV

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the guy on the ground? Absolutely.

by turkey on Mar 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I’m saying!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diante’s grammar is too good to be carp.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

praise be to bak bak!

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that fool’s garbage. He couldn’t even get on the field!

by Diante Jackson on Mar 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avinash, could you explain to Bills fans why they should get Mack, Follett, and Morrah

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I already explained Mack. Why Morrah and Follett? Our biggest issues are on the line and Pettigrew is probably a better option than Morrah.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morrah can be had 4 rounds later though and is a better pass-catcher/stretch-the-field guy. Follett: for the lulz

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be really surprised if we drafted two tight ends. There are enough free agents out there.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a Cal sports board. Using ‘we’ for the 49ers just confuses things!

by turkey on Mar 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was talking about the Bills…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK. Don’t draft Pettigrew.

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by Thoroughbred on Mar 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

where would Diante Jackson get drafted if he went to Cal?

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you asking us? He’s been here all afternoon.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need someone who can block well too. Morrah’s an okay blocker. Pettigrew is better.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a fever and the only thing that can quench it is more HydroTech

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by GoldenBear421 on Mar 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

also, gatorade

i'm here to clean your pool but i don't have a pool *bowchica bowow*

by ch0ster on Mar 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s getting harder to find it:

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by carp on Mar 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more 100 calorie pack.

by Itchy25 on Mar 12, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This might just be the greatest comment ever made on this blog.

PS I, too, am disappointed that we are the representatives to the SB Nation.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 15, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

everyone is disappointed that they are the representatives to the SB Nation.

Although, they are fulfilling their motto of lowering the value of a Cal degree, one post at a time, so at least they have that going for them.

by LeonPowe on Mar 15, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda wish there was an actual SB Ntaion like senate or osmething. And each blog had a vote. And wed vote on improtant shit.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 15, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

California Golden Blogs

would undoubtedly be scandal wracked and censured multiple times.

by LeonPowe on Mar 15, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re the Dennis Kukinich of the Senate! But with a hotter wife!

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by TwistNHook on Mar 15, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the Osmething more like the House of Representatives, or the Supreme Court?

by CalBear81 on Mar 15, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

serious talk now

As for dropping maturity levels… Being in college you look back at highschool students and realize how immature they are. As a grad student, you look back at undergrads and realize how immature they are. As a working adult, you look back at grad students and realize they’re still pretty immature too. Along the way, you’ll realize that adults rarely if ever truly grow up. They’re just grown up kids, and forever kids on the inside. They merely have to act professional and mature mostly for the workplace and for show. But when adults are in a place where they can be themselves without fear of repercussions (such as on the CGB!), you’ll see the immaturity level go down.

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by HydroTech on Mar 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As you all know, I am 49 years old. Thus, I am much further removed from being college age than Mr. LovinBlue (27 years and 15 galaxies). And I think that I have recently proved conclusively that I am as immature as any of you.

by CalBear81 on Mar 15, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And LeonPowe is wiser at 25 than the rest of us combined.

by Avinash Kunnath on Mar 16, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Paul! But without the internet popularity!

by LeonPowe on Mar 15, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, whoa whoa!

Just hold on there! I come back here for the first time since the end of the football season and Hydro’s leaving? WTF? Is this a joke or what? I’m seriously addicted to the charts, graphs, and statistical analysis Hydro provides during the season. Not to mention the Maddon-like formational diagrams with the bright yellow lines. Someone please tell me this resignation is a joke and I can have my yellow lines back!

by SonofCalifornia on Mar 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Its a joke.

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by TwistNHook on Mar 24, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we’ll be damned if you get your yellow lines back.

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