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Let's think for Robert Calonico!

Starting tomorrow, all the Tournaments begin, Pac10 or otherwise. It becomes crunch time!  Which is why, TedfordIsGod, we have a LOT of Screen Pass-related posts coming.

But before we get to all those in depth discussions of the screen pass, we thought we might have a little fun.  So, we had our post on the CDT.  And now, this bad boy on some rather random hilarity that fell into our lap the other day.  Another thing that fell into our lap, recently, was some money.  Just a small bit.  Not a lot, really.  We decided not to split it 5 ways, because we are all full of spite and rage against Yellow Fever.  If you need to ask why, you clearly don't know Yellow Fever!

So, we sent the money off as a donation to the Cal Band.  Then, we got this letter.  Make sure to read it in its entirety:

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So, my question is, what was Bob thinking as he signed this one?  What could have been going through his mind about this epic stupidity???

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My guess is that Bob was thinking “WOAH! THOSE GUYS KNOW DANZIG?!?!?”

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 10, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

it's called a form letter....

I’m pretty sure that’s the secretaries forgery of bob’s sig. for the sake of arguementation

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Mar 10, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAO

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Mar 10, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

1. needs moar YellowFever

2. I bet he’s thinking “at least they didn’t donate on behalf of TwistNHook”

by LeonPowe on Mar 10, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

“clearly this donation isn’t in honor of Danzig – Danzig only allows donations in honor of him if they’re in excess of $50,000”

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Mar 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The Free City of Danzig certainly is. CGB is committed to the city-state.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danzig is dead. Long live danzig!

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 10, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY GOD

I JUST REALIZED I HELPED HIM PRINT THIS LETTER ON THE UNIVERSITY LETTERHEAD. HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO USE THE PRINTER.

had i known, i certainly would have written hilarious comments on it

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Mar 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

We have a man on the inside! We have a man on the inside!

Did he actually sign it?

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's teh awesome!

tell him about cbg!

then we can figure out which one of us old lurker’s he is!

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Mar 12, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it sounds like he signed it.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Mar 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 10, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall be sending in a donation in honor of Zeeland.

A fresh of breath air.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Mar 10, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Noooo! Don't want!

Unless you’re going to donate it to the volleyball team… that’d be great.

However, if this really isn’t a fake and you already donated the money… then thanks guys… that’s way cool. But I still think this is a fake.

by danzig on Mar 11, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s really not a fake. we actually did donate the money.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 11, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve said all along that the money we get from the blog will go to the Cal Band. This isn’t fake.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Mar 11, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Really?

If this is real then you guys really do kick ass. Seriously. I already idolize you guys for creating the best Cal community on the web or anywhere else. I dedicate my videos to you guys cuz I know you do all this for free. But to donate what money you do get back to our school amazes me beyond words.

I hope you’re not bullshitting me… but if this is real then I thank you guys on behalf of all the fans and alumni. Although you probably should have made the money out to Tedford/Monty or Sandy or something… not me. But that’s cool. What counts is that you’re giving back to our school with your time and money.

Thanks guys… really.

But if this is a trick then you guys are a bunch of assholes and fucktards. Frankly, all of you bullshit too much for me to believe anything you guys do or say anymore…BUT, if AndBears says this is real then I’ll believe it.

by danzig on Mar 11, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been told that the money for this site is going toward a giant Brock Mansion Party Yacht. Either that or a DVD box set of The Hills for Ms. TwistNHook.

by BearsNecessity on Mar 11, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it matter at all if I confirmed it?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 11, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob actually printed this out and signed it

I can’t offer you any more proof beyond my eyewitness account

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Mar 11, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a minimum deposit for him to sign it?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what was he thinking when he signed it?

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Mar 11, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if this is a trick then you guys are a bunch of assholes and fucktards.

The first part of this sentence being false does not necessarily mean that the second part is as well. But yeah, this letter is totally legit. On Tedford’s Honor.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Mar 11, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it always on someone else’s honor? Danzig, then Tedford. Have you no honor of your own?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Mar 11, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you really just ask that.

Free H2O (l) Tech!

by carp on Mar 13, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw…love the elmo pic

Free H2O (l) Tech!

by carp on Mar 13, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Autopens

Are used in most situations like this, though I’m not sure if the Cal Band has to write enough letters to justify the expenses associated with one. But if you recent alums thought AHNALD actually signed your diploma, you’re wrong:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopen

by avsrock90 on Mar 11, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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