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DBD 2-5-09: With HYPHENS

You dot people are so smug.  It always has to be MM.DD.YY, no questions asked.  Hey, I've got an idea - (note the hyphen) - (note the other hyphen) - let's separate our numbers by the smallest discernable space, a puny dot, so they run together and people with bad eyes and computers more than 3 inches away from their heads can't tell if it's 12.1.09 or 1.21.09.  That's a great idea, let's confuse our readers so we don't know what day it is, and then fill the DBD with the same inanity every day so it doesn't even matter which one they read.

Well that is going to - change.  I am going to start using hyphens to separate words that don't even - need to be separated, and there is nothing you can do about - it - dot people.  I won't even use them as comma substitutes, as I sometimes do because I - am a horrible writer.  I'll just use them whenever I feel like it, to make up for this dot monopoly that is driving everyone insane.  -

So why am I even up this early?  Is it because I had some pretty scary dreams about crocodiles?  Did I dream that I was on a sandy beach infested with crocodiles, and that sometimes I would have to walk down to the water's edge, and that I would sit very still as the crocodiles walked right by me and sometimes over me?  Did I actually talk to a crocodile and explain why I wasn't stopping at a particular spot in the sand so that he wouldn't eat me?  Did some bald guy that kind of reminded me of bulldog from Fraiser get bitten by a croc, so he was bleeding when we were told we had to fight three or four crocodiles as our final challenge?  Did RemoursefulBruinBabe have to sit on a crocodile's lap in a bucket seat in the van I was driving while the smell of fresh blood wafted through the air?

I'm a bit of a hypochondriac, but did I really just dream that I had a degenerative brain disorder called MD4 which causes paranoid dreams about things like car crashes, and then say to myself, well, this one was about crocodiles, but it's still pretty paranoid - before I woke up?  Did I just have a paranoid dream about having a horrible ailment which was supported in theory by another paranoid dream?  Chicken and the egg kind of thing, yeah, yeah, no?

Or am I awake because I'm trying to buy tickets for my family to the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver, and in the email they said they would be available no earlier than 10AM EST which apparently means that after waiting around for an hour I will get in the shower and they will go on-sale immediately and all of the gold medeal curling tickets will be gone before you can say HONK?

Well you know what?  It is BOTH.  That's right, both.  And neither of them is really working for me right now, but Twist is going to be really pissed that he can't post his Gossip Girl or Twilight DBD because I beat him to the punch.  That's what kept me going through that rough patch I hit (pretty much after the first hyphen).  So Twist, I win.  Now bring me links.  I mean - now - bring me links.

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You beat me by like 1 second. 1 second!

But fair is fair. Heres the thing. I already did a lot of work moving links over. And apparently that doesnt C+P quite so easily. I dont feel like relinking. HEres the text, tho, of what I had done.

Football gets 18 new players:

    BERKELEY – Seven high school and junior college All-Americans highlight an 18-player recruiting class that features prospects from eight states across the country, Golden Bear head coach Jeff Tedford announced Wednesday. The group includes 14 high school stars and four junior college transfers.

    Cal signed eight players on the offensive side of the ball, as well as nine defensive players and one specialist. The offensive line and linebacking corps, both with four signees, received the biggest boost. The class also contains two defensive linemen, four linebackers, three defensive backs, a running back, a quarterback, a wide receiver, an athlete and a place kicker.

    Cal’s recruiting haul includes six four-star recruits, according to Rivals.com, and Scout.com gives 17 of the 18 players a three-star rating or higher. Eleven players rated among the top 50 in the nation at their position, including one in the top 10. The Bears also signed the highest-ranked player in both Oregon and Washington.

    Cal’s offensive line group was ranked 13th in the nation by Scout.com, while Rivals.com placed three of Cal’s positions in the top 25 – quarterback (T20th), linebacker (24th) and defensive back (15th).

    “We are excited about this class,” Tedford said. “We feel we addressed all of our needs and are bringing in a group of players with the speed and athleticism to compete at a high level. We also believe they have what it takes to succeed as student-athletes at the University of California.”

 

Mens BBall to take on Washingtons:

    No. 22 Washington Huskies (16-5, 7-2) at California Golden Bears (16-6, 5-4)
    Thursday, Feb. 5, 7:30 p.m., Haas Pavilion, Berkeley, Calif.
    Radio: KYOU (1550 AM) TV: Fox Sports Northwest

     

    Washington State Cougars (12-9, 4-5) at California Golden Bears
    Saturday, Feb. 7, 7:30 p.m., Haas Pavlion, Berkeley, Calif.
    Radio: KYOU (1550 AM) TV: Fox Sports Net

     

    California (16-6, 5-4) has lost four of its last five, but still finds itself in the top half of the Pac-10 standings (tied for fourth place) midway through the conference portion of the schedule. The Golden Bears will host two teams they’ve beaten earlier this season, No. 22 Washington and Washington State. Cal faces the Huskies on Thursday, Feb. 5, and the Cougars on Saturday, Feb. 7. Both games have 7:30 p.m. tip-offs.

    Last weekend in Los Angeles, Jamal Boykin recorded his fourth double-double (18 points, 10 rebounds) of the season, the team’s sixth, at USC on Saturday, Jan. 31. Jordan Wilkes also had a stellar weekend, notching a new career-high 16 points against the Trojans and eight points in the previous game at UCLA last Thursday. Wilkes also tallied nine rebounds at USC.

    Jerome Randle continues to pace the squad with 18.3 ppg and has been the Bears’ leading scorer in 14 of 22 games. He is dishing out 5.1 apg and stands tied for second on the team in steals with 17. Randle is ninth all-time in career assists in school history with 322. Randle is also currently in ninth for career three-point field goals made with 130. Randle is also getting close to 1,000 career points, currently standing at 980. Patrick Christopher may get there sooner as his current career point total is 997. Christopher also recently moved into eighth in Cal’s all-time career free-throw percentage list at 79.3 percent (146-184).

 

Soccer gets new recruits, too!

    BERKELEY – The California men’s soccer program has signed its 2009 recruits and added two other newcomers, Golden Bears head coach Kevin Grimes announced today. Midfielders Steve Birnbaum, Jeff Cosgriff Riley Kovatch, Anthony Salciccia, Chris Ortega, goalkeeper Nick Shackelford and forwards John Fitzpatrick and Kyle Marsh will make their debut next fall. Birnbaum has already enrolled for this semester at Cal, and Cosgriff is a transfer from Santa Clara. Grimes’ signees all hail from the state of California.

    Cosgriff will join the Bears as a senior in 2009, after playing in 64 matches through three seasons as a Bronco. He has nine career goals, three of which were game-winning goals, and a total of 20 points overall. He was an All-West Coast Conference honorable-mention selection in 2008 and made the WCC All-Freshman team in 2006. His three goals in 2008 tied for the team best. Cosgriff also finished second on the squad in points with eight.

    Birnbaum has competed for the U.S. U-18 and U.S. U-20 National team squads in tournaments in Portugal and Mexico in 2008. He was a finalist in the 2008 Milk Cup last year, facing Manchester United in the final. He was also named to the Southern California Starting XI for the USSF Development Academy. For nine years, he was the captain of the premier team for the Irvine Strikers and Pateadores. Birnbaum was also a member of the Cal South ODP team in 2007.

    Currently a member of Marin FC, Kovatch was a member of the champion U-19 club that won the Surf Cup last summer, and was a semifinalist in the fall Surf Cup. He was also a part of the 2007 Las Vegas Coaches Showcase championship team. As a member of Santa Rosa United, Kovatch’s team won the California Cup four times (2001, 2002, 2004, 2006).

     

    Salciccia was a member of the U.S. U-18 National team in 2008 and 2009. He was also an NSCCA All-American, and selected to the adidas ESP camp in 2007. He was also named one of Soccer America’s Top 100 Players. Currently a member of the Deanza Force Academy, Salciccia played with the Cal North State team from 2004-08, including trips to Costa Rica in 2006, Argentina in 2007 and Italy in 2008. Salciccia is the all-time leading scorer for his Prospect High School club.

 

 

ESPN U to broadcast Cal rugby game:

    BERKELEY – With TV cameras on hand for rebroadcast on ESPNU and special commemorative tickets via advance presale, the California Golden Bears and British Columbia Thunderbirds clash at Homecoming on Witter Rugby Field Sat., Feb. 21, at 1 p.m. in the first leg of the annual “World Cup” Series.

    The Bears are winners of nine of the past 12 “World Cup” meetings, a two-match contest in its 88th year based on total points and named after the Vancouver World Newspaper. Last year, Cal retained the cup by splitting the two matches, beating the Birds 35-17 at home and losing their only match, 27-22, at Thunderbird Stadium in Canada.

    “We have the utmost respect for the T-Birds,” Clark said. “Our histories have become entwined around this competition. To say the matches are important is an understatement.”

    Advance commemorative tickets are now on sale — call (800) GO BEARS or visit the Athletic Ticket Office at 2223 Fulton Street, 1st Floor. The ticket office is open Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m.-4:30p.m. As always, tickets are $8 for adults, $4 for senior citizens and military, and free for all Cal students and all youth 12th grade and below. Additional fees apply for phone/mail orders.

    Gates will open at 11 a.m. and early arrival is encouraged for youth groups to ensure admission. High school and youth teams are encouraged to wear their colors to add to the pageantry of the afternoon.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 7:41 AM PST reply actions  

Rags, will you delete this for not adequately citing links? Fair use man, fair use.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 5, 2009 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Rags, will you delete this for not adequately citing links about Fair Use Man. I love that guy!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

MAN TRIES TO SMUGGLE PIGEONS INTO AUSTRALIA IN PANTS:

A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.

Australian customs officials say the live birds were wrapped in padded envelopes and held to the man’s legs by a pair of tights under his trousers.

Officials also found two eggs in a vitamin container in the man’s luggage.

Australia has strict quarantine rules on the importation of wildlife, plants and food. The man, 23, could face up to 10 years in jail.

The nation’s quarantine regulations are designed to protect health, agriculture and the environment.

As well as 10 years’ imprisonment, the maximum sentence for wildlife smuggling includes a fine of A$110,000 (US$70,480; £48,902).

Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man’s money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

Damn it all to hell!

My plot to start a squab farm Down Under is foiled!

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Feb 5, 2009 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

Now you know how it feels, Twistian!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

Is this what it feels like when doves cry?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Everything’s coming up Thrillho!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 5, 2009 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Admit it, it hurts.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Not as much as it hurt when I found out Stanford and Washington had better recruiting classes than us!

OH NOSE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, this one is a difficult concept to understand.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

As difficult as the concept of Quizz over Best!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would you ever wait till the end of the season to evaluate the player of the year

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 5, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, you were just pulling our legs yesterday right? Not landing Kennard, Carroll, or Hasiak was that big a disappointment?

by BearsNecessity on Feb 5, 2009 8:23 AM PST reply actions  

He gets cartoonishly upset over recruiting. It’s just his thing.

Hey, what day is the Cal Spring Game this year?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Spring Game? Does that count toward the BCS rankings?

by BearsNecessity on Feb 5, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, does anybody know what day the Spring Game is this year?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t it usually on Cal Day?

by BearsNecessity on Feb 5, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey does anybody know what day Cal Day is this year?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

April 18th

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Spring Game: Saturday, April 18

Garage sale around 9am – spring game around 11am. And by “game”, – I mean – practice. Whoopee.

by OskiWeeWee on Feb 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok. Just wanted to check in and figure some things out. Theres a concert at 8 PM that night taht I want to go to. Gonna have to figure this all out.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s at least 5 hours between both. Is the concert in Finland?

by BearsNecessity on Feb 5, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s only allowed to spend x number of hours outside of a five foot radius of Mrs TNH?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Im just trying to figure out whether to go straight from Berkeley to SF or go back home and then head to SF. Or just not go to the concert at all.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Choice C, join awesome post-tailgating party.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Post-tailgating party for spring game?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the last football we’ll see until September.

Soak it in.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

is the Spring Game free? Will there be security (read: hipflasks)?

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Feb 5, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Its free and no security, but dont post photos of the game on your blog or else!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have a blog…I’ve committed myself to CGB-4-life.

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

What about pics of Brock with an extreme zoom lens?

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

How extreme?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  


If you look closely enough, you can see the reflection of his receiver running down the field.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Objects in rear view mirror are closer than they appear.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Objects in Brock Mansion’s pec sweat are closer than they appear.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Is the Spring Game/Fanfest on the same day? I’d like to go to both this year.

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

The FanFest is in late August 1 week before the season starts.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it was a little bit of an overreaction. It’s not a really “oh, we didn’t land them, we’re gonna suck next year”. It’s more of a “I know we have horrible facilities, but why can’t we land higher-rated recruiting classes? Why do we struggle to get five star recruits?”

Like I said, I’m happy with Cal’s football team and I’m never going to stop cheering them on. I just really want to see our recruiting beefed up since I think this really is the missing link between where we are now and competing for a BCS game on a year-in, year-out basis.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I know we have horrible facilities
But why can’t we land higher-rated recruiting classes? Why do we struggle to get five star recruits?

I think it has something to do with our horrible facilities.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I take it when we have new facilities, we’ll be in the running for at least one prospect in the Rivals 10 every year?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

If we’re lucky we might even get Quizz Jr.!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure why you care…I thought you were done being a bear fan after yesterday?

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if you believe the words that you falsely put in my mouth.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

And I do!

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

And I do too!

Wait, I never said that!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

in my mind right now, Markish Yones > Carroll or Hall. He’s a certified receiver with known speed/athleticism. The other guys are either WRs or DBs so they might not be real polished as receivers.

Kennard and Hasiak are disappointing, especially since we got this far. Hopefully, with new facilities, we start seeing these guys in Berkeley playing for our team.

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Feb 5, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Question for CGB Suits

I have an interview with a mixture of bankers and non-practicing scientists who are currently medical school deans at the end of the month at the Pebble Beach Lodge. If the meeting goes well, they will fund my grant. I’ve been informed that the bankers will be judging me by my appearance. I’m going to buy a new suit without breaking the bank…the question is, what’s the price range I should look for that will impress them? Will they really know what a $400 suit looks like vs. a $1000 suit? Are they really that petty?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 8:49 AM PST reply actions  

It seems difficult for us to determine the fashion proclivities of other people we have never met based on their description as “bankers.”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The $400 suit will do fine. I doubt they’d be that petty and they may not notice the difference anyway. As the suit is in the neighborhood of fitting well, you’ll look OK.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

A $400 suit isn’t cheap and is in the realm of a “good suit” (particularly if on sale). But you should go get it ASAP as it often takes 2 weeks for tailoring — and you MUST get it tailored, no matter how expensive it is. Sometimes the first tailoring doesn’t cut it (pun!) and you need some tweaks, so get on it pronto.

If you decide you want to go into the $1K+ range, get a custom made suit instead of off-the-rack. You can tell a custom made pretty easily, so when dropping that kind of coin at least you’ll be letting people know “this is a custom”. Customs can take over a month, tho, so probably not a great idea for the big meeting.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, don’t forget good shoes (at least $100, but consider more because they’ll last you a long time), a good belt (even if you don’t need it), and try not to have ridiculous socks.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

True story.

$100+ pair of loafers is key and make sure they’re bright and shiny the DAY OF

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

But are they former gophers?

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s probably a joke here that I’m not smart enough to catch.

So I’ll just make a Minnesota reference instead.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

it's a classic Simpsons reference.

check out the song here.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

Stupid youtube blocked at work.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I suggest you see my vest?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Made of real gorilla chest

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 5, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Signature

C-Bus Bear—
“50%”? Isn’t that a little high? Unless there’s something of which I don’t know, you’re no more than 33.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 %.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. CALumbus Bear refuses to join the alumni association (because I’m a member), so she gets no club rights!

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I hereby declare her Sanchez.

Sorry, it had to be done.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe that is grounds for marriage annulment. And/or execution.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Is she going to succeed and create her own Ohio Cal Alumni Club? CIVIL WAR!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think of that. If her club is better, I might have to un-declare her Sanchez and join that one.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

CALumbus Bear is NOT going to be happy with that.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I am the Stanley Hasiak of Ohio Cal Alumni clubs.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

No, she will fail. And I hope she doesn’t secede either.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Epic fail? Or just fail?

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Epic phail at succeeding; maybe success at seceding.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

No fair insulting my incorrect English. It’s only my primary language, afterall. I mean c’mon!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Words are HARD!

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

TWIST BRAIN HURT! TWIST SMASH!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I see you went with an apostrophe here. Nice work.

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a love-hate relationship with the apostrophe.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Me fail english thats unpossible

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 5, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You can tell how much a suit cost by how it looks, so the answer is “yes”, they can tell the difference between a $400 suit and a $1000 suit.

At the same time, a higher-priced suit and a better brand name does not necessarily mean that the suit is better. I’ve seen people who dropped $1K on a suit that looked worse than a suit I purchased for $200 (on excessively ridiculous sale, however).

My recommendation – purchase a name-brand suit if this particular meeting is important (and it sounds as if it is). Stick to classics, make sure the suit fits well, looks good, etc. Also, pick out the best-looking suit, tie, belt, shoe, cufflink combination that you can. Here’s a hint – orange ties are in vogue right now (for whatever reason). A white shirt and subtle orange tie can look great on you with a dark patterned suit.

One more hint – if you’re picking, say, between a $500 suit and a $600 suit, purchase the $500 suit and spend the extra money getting it tailored to fit you perfectly. You want it to look like a tailored suit, not like you borrowed your father’s suit or you’re using an old suit from college. And carry yourself with confidence.

Is this petty? Sure, there’s a lot more to a person beyond their appearance and how they dress. But how a person dresses and carries himself makes a huge difference in how people perceive you. You just have to put a premium on how much this grant matters to you – think of it as an investment.

If you start searching now, you can find a really good suit for reasonable prices. Bloomingale’s, Macy’s, etc. have top-notch suits that can be purchased at a discount if you look hard enough. Make sure you’re comfortable in it when you purchase it though; if a suit is uncomfortable, it doesn’t matter how good you look… you’ll still look uncomfortable and unconfident.

I hope that helps. Good luck.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Rishi, Twist, Ohio Bear, CAlumbus Bear and HolmoePhobe for all the advice. I’ve only had to wear a suit < 10 times so I’m clearly out of my element (much like Donny).

To clarify, “bankers” mean higher ups at BofA who fund the A.P. Giannini Foundation (former BofA founder) who in turn fund the cash-starved scientists.

One more question:

What are your thoughts on charcoal gray vs black vs. blue? I think charcoal/gray, for this type of occasion, feels a little too wimpy. Add to this I already own a charcoal gray suit so I don’t really see the need in duplicating my wardrobe. What are your thoughts on black or blue suits with a subtle pinstripe? Obviously, I don’t want to look like I play for the Yankees but others I’ve seen wearing a subtle pinstripe look pretty sharp (and a little taller – which could help me at rompin’ 5’10").

Thanks again for everyone’s help and input on these OT questions.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Charcoal gray pinstripe is a sensible choice. You really can’t go wrong with that.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Make sure it’s a true “pinstripe.” Don’t go with a chalkstripe or a some other bold kind of stripe. Stick with the classic pinstripe.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

ok...

in my mind:

chalkstripe = white pinstripe

bold stripe = a dark grey pinstripe on a lighter grey suit

true pintstripe = lighter grey pinstripe on a darker grey suit. If navy, use lighter blue pinstripe on a darker blue suit.

Is this right?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Not exactly

At least not what I was referring to.
“Pinstripe” is actually like it sounds — if you look closely, the stripe is formed by little dots. And it’s generally light grey or light blue, depending on color of suit. “Chalkstripe” is white and looks like a neatly drawn chalkline; it does not look like a pinstripe upon close (or even not so close) examination. By boldstripe, I just meant something that looked thicker than a chalkstripe.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

cool…thanks!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Navy and charcoal suits are standards. If you get a light, narrow-gauge pinstripe, that’s fine. As you already have a charcoal, don’t get another (note you may have to wear suits on consecutive days, so get something that’s slightly different) — go with navy, navy pinstripe or charcoal pinstripe.

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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Charcoal gray is a good choice. Really, navy or even black are fine too. A lot of people will tell you that black is too “severe” or generic, but that’s a little overanalytical.

If you have a charcoal gray suit already, you might want to consider getting a different color to add a little depth to your wardrobe.

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by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

No need to thank me, I didnt really offer much.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I would say go double breasted, but Im totes obsessed with that right now, so maybe dont listen to me.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist is right. Don’t listen to him.

Single breasted, 2 or 3 button.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Bright red, knee length coat, 8 button.

Pimp is the only way to go.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Triple breasted is the only coat I wear.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I love you.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet you like how Barry Melrose/any former NFL football “analyst” looks like, don’t you?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Ive never been a big fan of the mullet, no.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Double breasted may still be popular in some “fashionable” circles, but for the most part you won’t see too many people wearing them, and they can come off as pretentious.

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by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

If you think my double breasted suit is pretentious you will NOT like my 3 piece seersucker suit.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

This is amusing because the only time I met you, you were wearing a white tshirt that had been written on with a sharpie.

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by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Was that when The Maharg was in his Banana Suit?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew you were that dude! But The Maharg told me otherwise. Why did I trust him!!!?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I just checked. That wasnt a white tshirt with sharpie, it was a yellow v-neck with blue fabric paint.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, it took you this long to figure out who I am?

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by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

You must excuse me, my stalking is not up to par.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You have so much to learn, and I have so much to teach you.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 5, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

There was a picture of me (failing at) shotgunning a beer on the frontpage of CGB, I figured it was kind of a no-brainer.

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by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

FAILGATING

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You false started but the ref didn’t flag it

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by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No, the ball was already snapped before any movement.

No penalty.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It was like that play in the Chargers-Colts game where Manning snapped the ball before the Chargers were ready.

Keep in mind that the Chargers still won the game.

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by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s because OT rules are bs.

That’s the only way you could win – if you had possession and I never did.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I just found that on Facebook. I should tag the shit out of you.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

The kind of double-breasted suits you’re talking about are popular in an ironic hipster sense. Not at work.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a difference between that tweed double breasted coat jacket I bought and the full navy blue double breasted suit I got at Macy’s. I would never in a million years wear the tweed thing to court.

But a navy blue suit is a navy blue suit. I’ma gonna wear that to Court. When I get the balls!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the double-breasted, honestly.

I’ve seen too many hipster-looking double-breasted, regardless of colour, suits that I’m turned off them.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Three-button, black with a simple-not-overwhelming pin stripe.

Depends on what kind of impression you want to make, your body type, your age, etc.

I’m also a big fan of risky moves. Anyone can wear a white shirt, red/blue tie, and a black suit. If you were the president of the United States, that is what you would wear. But if you’re young and want to impress bankers, maybe go a tad more risky. A tan suit, if done right, can make a damn good impression. As much as I make fun of Twist, a light pink shirt with a darker tie can look really professional.

Play around, try stuff on, be comfortable, look good, be tailored. You’ll be fine buddy.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Woah, did you just downgrade him to buddy?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant to say “lover”, but it came out all wrong.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks Rishi…good tips!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Anytime. Take pictures and report back.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, you sound like you have money.

Buy a Dolce and Gabana suit. They look hot.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

would this require me to go into a D&G store wearing those fly eyeball-type sunglasses? I might be leaving my comfort element.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Those sunglasses are perfect for making you resemble your username.

That said, you can purchase them at a Bloomingdale’s or a Nordstrom’s.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This post delivers.

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by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks danzig…plus option 2) probably comes with good looking brides-to-be…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

bitach pls

Pink shirt with darker tie OR white/light blue shirt with subtle orange tie, not both.

That said, you have to be awesome (like me) to pull them off.

Also, good call on the custom-done shirts. Brooks Brothers has a relatively inexpensive online system and it’s easy to do.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh pls biatch!

I know you weren’t implying pink WITH orange… i was just commenting on taking risks… for first impressions you don’t want your audience to either “hate it or love it”… you want them to think… hm, nice suit… and then forget about it and never think about it again.

I’ve don’t the Brooks Brother’s in house computerized measuring system before… totally not necessary and their turn around times were bad. I stuck with my regular provider.

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps you’re right about the first impression thing. I really am a risk-reward person, though, so it suits my style. I just think that not taking ANY risk at all is its own risk – looking too bland and stale makes people think the same about you.

The BB system online is pretty cool, imo. I have a standard build, so slim cut works, fits well, plus we get a huge corporate discount on it.

That said, #1 best option? Go to Malaysia or India and get your suit 100% customed made for you. I wish I had done that last time I was there.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

all good points…I made it to the top 19 out of 120…now I need to make the Top 8. Little style – but not over the top. Plus, my colleagues say I look like a banker (whatever that means).

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It means you’re ruggedly handsome and make women drop their pants when you say “finance”.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

It means you went to Walt Whitman (a public school)

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 5, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

I assume you’re referring to this?

70% of the people in this video went to my high school.

by Nashville on Feb 6, 2009 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Walt Whitman?

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by Maharg on Feb 8, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll put you in the bottom quadrant, but you still ain’t my dog.

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by Rishi on Feb 6, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a coat custom made in Idia. The tailor didnt speak English. I ended up with shoulder pads. SHOULDER PADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

where, on a map, is Idia?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Right next to Pakista

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

south of chin and nepa.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never done the online system for BB… here in nyc, the BB has a booth you go into and they create a 3d image of your torso… high tech, but not necessary and they were going to over charge me for the patterns I wanted… I said no thanks and bolted.

Most of my shirts come from Saks… but they farm it out to a large factory in Jersey and they do a great job… and the prices are awesome… sometimes the turnaround is 4 days… amazing!

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, you’re in NYC… now it all makes sense. In SF, pink shirts are a lot more awesome (and not even cause of teh gay thing).

The only problem with getting shirts that are actual custom fits is when your body isn’t stable (ie when you’re trying to builk or cut).

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, also on name-brand suits, unless you really know suits well, carp, stick with name-brands. Seriously. Obviously don’t buy one over another solely due to the name, but stick to upper-tier brands as a STARTING point.

Also, shallow suit-wearing folks (like myself) will notice a good suit and almost immediately ask what brand it is.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

again, what doesn’t danzig know???

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

He probably doesn’t know as much about Gossip Girl as Twist does.

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by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Its a Gossip Girl Off!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist’s sexual preferences?

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My two cents

1) If you’re going into San Francisco to use a good tailor, I might as well plug the guy my father and I have used: Andreas Gorges. He works on Sutter, right across from the Crocker Galleria. I forget the address. His company is called Threads & Associates. If you don’t only want to take my word – perfectly understandable – look him up on Yelp.

2) If you want to get a bit risky/creative but are not in fact a dandy go creative with the tie, not the suit. A well-fitting charcoal or navy suit with a crisp white shirt will still get points for being stylish if you find an interesting or sophisticated tie to go with it.

by Nashville on Feb 6, 2009 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

1) Um, seriously? Wow, I think I’ve used that tailor too. That’s awesome.

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by Rishi on Feb 6, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree

That’s pretty much the opposite of Sanchez. (The anti-Sanchez?)

by Nashville on Feb 6, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, but what if you are a dandy. Just a little bit.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 6, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Then I would encourage you to make dandyism.net a part of your daily reading list.

Could be fodder for a new DBD.

by Nashville on Feb 6, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

If we ever let Twist post another DBD!~

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by Rishi on Feb 6, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like youll never hear of my thoughts on How I Met Your Mother.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 6, 2009 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that where you got “Nailed It!” from?

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by Rishi on Feb 6, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they do it on How I Met Your Mother? Im only on like Ep 8 of Season 1.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 6, 2009 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I swear I heard Barney say it in a couple episodes.

I’m on Season 3, Episode 3. I only started watching the show maybe two weeks ago, if even. I need help.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 6, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Will they really know what a $400 suit looks like vs. a $1000 suit?

Not necessarily. It’s possible to look great in a $400 suit or like a slob in a $1000 suit. And it’s unlikely that they’re going to spend too much time thinking about the quality of your suit, as long as you look professional.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

and really, it’s not the suit, it’s how well your tote bag matches…

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

LIKE THE GUY IN THE $6000 SUIT IS GONNA HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

COME ON!

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by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I thoguht it was “I mean come on”? Or is it just “Come On”?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

OH COME ON

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the clarification/

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, if the "suits" would focus as much attention to detail on not investing

in bullshit real estate “investments” instead of worrying about pinstripes vs. bold stripes etc we wouldn’t be in this clusterfuck of a financial “crisis” right now. Amazing to me how superficial suit America is. This is coming from a “suit” himself. Just amazing to me.

Notwithstanding that diatribe, good luck on your grant carp.

by 33SwisherSweet on Feb 5, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m “sorry”, I do not “understand” what you are “trying” to say.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

for a second I thought you wrote “good luck on your giant crap.”

and i was like wft.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you! I even heard some of Gianini’s daughters/granddaughters (holla?) might be there.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

hahah

anyone else reading this conversation and thinking of the business card scene in American Psycho?

personally, i’m very glad to work in an industry where i can throw on whatever to work and it doesn’t matter. i wear sandals to work in the summer.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

me too…and shorts…sometimes I go commando

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

not when working with dangerous chemicals, i assume…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

umm…I usually just wear a lab coat, glasses, and gloves. Probably a little maverick of me but I don’t have to work in the lab as much as I did in grad school.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally, I’m glad to work in an industry where appearance and presentation matters more than actual skills.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad you work in such an industry as well.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I can dress well and I take care of my appearance. I’m also good at bsing.

I also am otherwise completely useless.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

u get manis/pedis don’t u?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

No, my similarities with Barney Stinson end there.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And we wonder why Wall Street made the economy collapse…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but at least they looked good declaring bankruptcy.

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be funnier if unemployment wasn’t at like 8% and growing…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a dire situation for sure.

But if you can’t make light of it, well, then what’s the point of life?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

To procreate and spread one’s seed?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

regarding the whole suit issue....

as someone who has had to ‘suit up’ and impress folks for money in the past, the suit itself is of lesser importance than haveing the whole ensemble be nice.

i.e., nice shoes, don’t skimp here – it shows.

nice shirt (new, white or very white, or whiter. colored shirts are for TV.) iron the shirt. and again.

nice tie. if it even hints at being rough around the edges or lumpy when tied on try something else.

fresh hair cut, shave better than you ever have. clean your glasses if you wear them (or get new ones).

people always disparage it, but check out the Men’s Wearhouse NOT during a sale time…..all they do is men’s clothing so they are more practiced at finding something that should look nice.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 5, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

colored shirts are for TV.

Some of the most high-end people in my firm wear coloured shirts, esp light blue.

The head of our division wore an orange tie in front of a thousand people.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

OH WOW! AN ORANGE TIE! HE THEN DID OPEN HEART SURGERY WITH HIS HANDS!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

well....if you got the stones for it...

but it souned like they were after a serious scientist doing serious work.

so….i would opt for a very serious look.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

agreed…they don’t need to confuse me as a CEO…I’m about the (chemical) bonds, baby!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Dress like the people one step above you.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely true.

Which is why I am usually dressed better than most people here.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I came in far nicer dressed for my interview than the job I wanted…

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Interviews are different. The advice pertains to a day-to-day basis

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 6, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I come in far nicer dressed for my job than the job I want…

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 6, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, then you’re just a stud.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 6, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

How does one dress as a gigolo?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 6, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

good tips…thanks. I do need a fresh, crisp white shirt and I totally agree with the haircut/shaving…that can’t be understated. I have a goatee…should I shave it off? I look about 10 years younger and it makes me feel naked. Probably shouldn’t change my whole MO as it might make me feel like a stranger in my own skin…or should I? I do have enough time to adjust to carp sans goatee before the meeting.

I’ve been to Jos. Banks several years ago and they were helpful too.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You have a goat? Dude, you have bigger prolbmes than that suit!!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

my…lady likes it.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

tough call

I’m not a fan of anything other than a pornstache or full grizzly as far as facial hair goes….but looking 12 doesn’t help either.

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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 5, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

carp, regardless of the presentation you MUST shave the pussyface off. Pussyface on any man is absolutely brutal and wrong.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 5, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Goatees look good on some people. Depends who you are.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks Rishi!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Nordstrom Rack

I got a CK suit that was normally priced at $1300 for $400. I still have yet to find what was wrong with it to get it booted from the main store. I talked to some employees and they said sometimes the clothes are just last years line so they move it out.

by Finnegan on Feb 5, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

NR is very hit-or-miss, but you are 100% correct – you can find great deals there if you’re lucky.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That too. But it can be rewarding, just like any other discount store.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Early?
So why am I even up this early?

CBKWit, you posted this at 7:38 am. That’s “early”? Or did you go through several drafts in the wee hours of this morning?

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

CBKFit lives in Hawai’i.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t know that. Wish I was there right about now…

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better, he actually doesnt.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t, but thanks for trying.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

and why didn’t he send over a few girls wearing nothing but lei’s and Cal boyshorts to one Stanley Hasiak’s residence?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Who’s to say he didn’t? Hasiak might have already been “underground” with a few girls wearing nothing but leis and Fucla boyshorts.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

your right…we could have been scooped…actually, we were obviously scooped.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually get up at 8, because it only takes me 15 minutes to bike to work.

So yeah, early for me, probably late for everyone else. Sorry to rub it in.

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by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

DBD

Yeah, sure, you have hyphens, but where’s the poll?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 5, 2009 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

I considered it

but once I started writing this at approximately 7:32, I really wanted to beat twist to the punch. And I did by about 1 second, so I’m glad I didn’t add the poll or the man eating crocodile pictures I was considering

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by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

And I had such a great DBD rady to go. It totes was obsessed with Bruins Nation!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

please

Twist = Inane, CBKWit = Bitter, Both = Stupid.

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by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

But only one of us thinks loving a woman is of any major importance!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

But only one of us thinks loving a woman guy time is of any major importance!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

RemorsefulBruinBabe, back me up here.

We just have a different definition of a “healthy relationship”. I prefer balance, respect, and independence. You prefer…complete submission?

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by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. TnH prefers balance, respect, and independence. And I prefer complete submission. We have the same relationship!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Question: Do you go along with Mrs. TnH to Ladies’ nights?

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

She doesn’t go to Ladies’ night.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

What does she call it when she goes out with her “girls”?

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by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont follow your question.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Wife goes to dinner / bar / movies / whatever with a group consisting solely of her female friends.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m having trouble understanding.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

See, when your mommy and daddy give you ten dollars to start a lemonade stand and it only costs nine dollars, what do you do with the extra dollar?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Buy a fur coat!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife is Jewish, so we had a Rabbi do the ceremony. We did a meet and greet with him before hand and he asked me what are the two most important words in a marriage. I replied with “Yes, Dear”. He laughed pretty hard and never bothered to correct me, so I think I was on to something….

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you hear the one about Raquel Welch?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Those aren’t buouys!!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

At least the dream wasn’t this (sound is vital to watch this) for 8 hours or however long he slept.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

croc’s are scary, they kill more people every year than sharks

by chowder on Feb 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Crocs are ugly. Why would you ever wear them?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

they are, and in fact i created a croc hate group on facebook

by chowder on Feb 5, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

i especially hate how some of the crocs have fur now

by chowder on Feb 5, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

And they also come with shiny trinkets

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I have knock off Crocs that I use to get to and from hot tubs in the snow. They also are serviceable pack/camping shoes as they weigh negative weight and allow me to take my smelly diseased boots off to dry out.

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

croc-offs?

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

YO must be fearing the Pink slip. He’s got several recrruiting items/storylines:

Hasiak
3-4
SAHPC
O-line
WR
Tedford on recruits/returners

Lastly, don’t forget the live chat. Bring your dino names and borderline questions. I think we’re on for 1 pm; site TBA.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

Selected Tedford quotes

on Markish:

He’s a guy, as it winds down here, who was probably the most talented guy we were looking at all along.

One DE/OLB Ryan Davis:

"He’s a rush guy. He’s very similar to Zack (Follett). He’s going to be a guy who comes off the edge and rushes the passer, but he’s athletic enough to play in space and cover people. But his forte is rushing the passer. We’re going to bring him off the edge quite a bit."

Keni Kaufusi:

You watch him on tape and he’s a very hard guy to block.

On the lonesome kicker:

When we decided that we needed to go find the best kicker we can find to compete to have this job here, Vince was the guy. We felt like he had done a lot of things in high school that you want to make the transition. He didn’t kick off a tee in high school. He kicked off the ground, so that will make it a smooth transition. The transition from the tee to the ground doesn’t always go very smooth. He doesn’t have to make that transition. What you see with him kicking field goals is what you get. We were really impressed with that. We felt in order to get him here, we needed to offer him a scholarship. I feel good about it. I feel he has the ability to come in and compete.

Interesting – perhaps this is why they went with the 0 star K over the 3-star kicker named Colton.

On Yarnway:
"Yarnway is going to be very competitive here. He’s a guy who’s physical enough to come in and compete right away. He has great balance, he’s very strong and he’s got very good speed. We feel like he’s a versatile back. He’s well-equipped to come in and compete right away. With health issues with our running backs from time to time, depth is a must. I think he’s going to come in and compete to be one of those top three guys there."

Sounds like he might not RS. He mentioned Yarnway & “competing” several times. He’s so powerful and that’s something that Best/Vereen/Slocum/DeBo/Sofele really aren’t. We’re developing complimentary players and that will provide, I think, several “Gotcha Bitch” victories in the coming seasons.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

FINALLY A POST ABOUT FOOTBALL

…. It’s sometimes a real chore hitting my space bar that many times to get to a post that isn’t about Sanchez, flagging, latent homosexuality or gossip girl.

Unless Yarnway really is a bruiser and can get those tough 3rd downs on short yardage situations, I’m not sure how he beats out Vereen and TSloc…. plus he’s only 215. I guess we’ll know in the spring. Tedford may have been saying ‘compete’ so many times for his benefit and to keep Best/Vereen/TSloc/Debo on the ball in the off season.

Any more quotes during the presser?

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

What you don’t like hearing about how great people look in $500 suits?

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, that whole thread was marked “Off-Topic”.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Spaz

I was going to use E-40 for the Syd video, but last night I had to switch to WuTang clan because it has a kungfu theme to it… I promise I’ll use E-40 for someone else… it’s too good of a beat to not use.

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

which particular E-40 track?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

aw fine. the only reason for using E-40 was the “shake them dreads” line.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

ahhhhhh

I see… I couldn’t use the album version anyway… youtube would block it. I was going to use the instrumental version. So we wouldn’t have gotten that line… but I now see wher eyou were going with that.

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell me when to go?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

….right now…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I just went.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of info at the press conference

Jarrett Sparks is now a TE (a position Tedford feels is really crowded even with the los of Morrah)
Tedford said “Isi will be our Punt Returner… I should correct myself: He will compete for the PR job”

I’ll think of some more stuff later

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

To add dimension to his draft stock… I doubt Syd will relinquish his PR role… unless his avg drops below 13yrds/return… which he is getting close to doing now.

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Syd is a good returner

but he is really valuable on D, and this is a pretty strong quote:

Tedford said "Isi will be our Punt Returner… I should correct myself: He will compete for the PR job

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by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Syd doesn’t get a choice, all he can do is compete. Unless he’s afraid to compete, this isn’t USC afterall…..

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

no…but YO’s newspaper article had some interesting comments…I’m a little disturbed by the focus on “rankings” that YO is delivering to the fanbase…I’m not a huge fan of them (and neither is Luginbill below; emphasis mine):

Davis is part of an 18-member recruiting class Cal announced Wednesday that is ranked 34th nationally by scout.com and 40th by rivals.com. Those are the worst marks the Bears have had since 2002, Tedford’s first class at Cal. But part of that is sheer lack of numbers. The Bears didn’t have as many scholarships to offer as in past years.

“Numbers aren’t what fans should be concerned about,” ESPN Scouts Inc. national recruiting director Tom Luginbill said. “You can only sign as many as you graduate. Fans shouldn’t be worried about having 25 recruits in a class. They should be worried about the 85 guys on scholarship.”

Still, Cal’s past two recruiting classes have yielded the lowest rankings since 2002, perhaps demonstrating the Bears haven’t fully recovered from their meltdown in 2007.

Cal’s 2009 class doesn’t include much punch at the skill positions but is strong up front and at linebacker. Despite the loss of Hasiak, the Bears still hauled in one of the nation’s top offensive line classes with center Mark Brazinski, guard Brian Schwenke and tackles Charles Siddoway and Charles Ragland. Brazinski is rated as the No. 2 center in the country by scout.com., while Siddoway and Ragland are both top-100 recruits at their position.

Defensive tackle Deandre Coleman was regarded as the top recruit in the state of Washington, and Milpitas linebacker Steven Fanua is considered a top-25 middle linebacker nationally.

“I believe you build a football team from the inside-out,” Luginbill said. “You start on the offensive and defensive front and expand outward, and Cal met their needs.”

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

linky

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

this sentence irks me
Still, Cal’s past two recruiting classes have yielded the lowest rankings since 2002, perhaps demonstrating the Bears haven’t fully recovered from their meltdown in 2007.

First, he didn’t need to come back to the “Cal’s going downhill” theme that he started with and then transitioned to a more positive vibe.

Second, this is highly speculative. So much so that he should have probably mentioned that Cal’s competing with the very best teams in the nation for talent and we’re trying to sell facilities that currently look like dirt piles. Probably should have added that in, or not say the sentence it all.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

What irks me more

is that I expect that 2010 will be a huge year for Cal recruits, but JO and Bay Area media have no clue just because they’re not informed

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

another good point.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the way Luginbill thinks.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

me too

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s a California guy who seems to like Cali recruits more than most recruitniks

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

OU/Bama/Florida…all these teams had awesome lines. It made their “skill” players perform better, particularly the QBs:

-John Parker Wilson looked competent
-Glenn Coffee/Julio Jones
-Bama’s safety that I want to see on the niners – who got help from Bama’s pass rush
-and of course Harvin/Bradford/Murray/Tebow which everyone knows about.

I think Riley will look a lot better next year, allowing the passing game to improve (and perhaps flourish)…not to mention our RBs. The D-line should be solid (and deep as hell) allowing them to stay fresh, get a good rush, and allowing our experienced DBs to make plays. This all sounds great to me…but I might have crossed the homer barrier.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Still don't see him playing next year

He is NOT a drag the pile the guy. He can run over guys, but he is not a bruiser… yet.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, I think Debo has put on some mass and might provide a good change of pace next year.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Saw him on campus... definitely getting bigger at least

still not BIG big, but he’s definitely got more mass than the three guys ahead of him on the DC

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s true…it’s tough for new guys to come in, learn the offense (esp. blitz pickups) and then produce. Best and Lynch did it, however, and if Yarnway’s in that category he might play as a true freshman too. Best and Lynch were redonk in high school, Yarnway only very good/great he was in a competitive league.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there a reason that we seem to have recruited so many RBs who are a similar size and emphasize speed? Would it not make sense to try and recruit more of a power back who would complement Best in short-yardage and similar situations?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yarnway!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yarnway can and will get bigger

If you see pics of this guy, he already looks like a sportscar. Sleek, very muscular, powerful buld. Getting into the weight room will just make him stronger.

I see Yarnway being a complement back early, but he is really the only guy I see on the roster who we can feed like a hog, Ray Rice style.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Alright I’m asking: “JO, is Yarnway the only guy on the roster who we can feed like a hog, Ray Rice style?”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Yarnway, but I worry he’ll turn into the backup TB for Ore. St. (I forget his name). He was a power back who just went straight into the line (“3 yards and a cloud of dust”) as hard and as fast as he could. Juking and patience weren’t in his repertoire.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Something like Chance McPants or something?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Brian McCants? Yeah, something like that.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryan McCants

he doesn’t have any moves. he’s just big

Yarnway has some moves.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Chance McPants?? ROFL

that’s it, you’re getting your own DBD one day

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Slocum, too.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Slocum less than 200lbs? You think he’s going to get much bigger?

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by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

He seems to have found a nice little spot in the dog house as well, who knows why, but that seems to be the case.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I think O.B. was referring to Slocum’s ability to stay balanced, wait for blocks, read (and hit) the holes, and not go down – not so much massive physical strength. danzig had a real nice video post on this.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, carp said it better than I would have.

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, now that you mention it, these guys really are a breakaway from the Marshawn, JJ Arrington, Achimendu Echimende (how the hell do you spell Joe’s name anyway?) mold of RBs.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Adimchinobe Echemandu

aka Joe Echema

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by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Pink slip? Do you hate Okanes that much?

by BearsNecessity on Feb 5, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

ummm…sort of…but “hate” is the wrong word. I feel like he’s a “meh” sportswriter and just coasts in his job. I have no idea how he could watch a full practice and provide so little detail in his blog/article most of the time. Also, in his live chats his answers to the questions asked sound like he’s not even paying attention. His colleague Faruado (sp?) who covers hoops is first-rate and I don’t even really follow basketball. Jay Heater was also much better. Rusty Simmons is better when the Chron can afford to have him cover the Bears. So I guess I’d like the Faruado of Cal Bear Football…and I don’t think that is too much to ask given the current downsizing of newspapers and the prevalence of out-of-the-woodwork yet highly informative blogs.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he is not that talented?

All the talented sportswriters are here “working” at their real jobs.

by 33SwisherSweet on Feb 5, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

“working” What does that word mean???

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Wilner has a list of 2010 recruits of note for the Pac-10

Thorough might know more about these guys.

RB Anthony Barr, Los Angeles: Stanford, UCLA and USC
WR Dillon Baxter, San Diego: Committed to USC
QB Bryan Bennett, Encino: ASU, Cal, Ore., UCLA, USC, Wash.
QB Brian Bialkowski, Gilbert, AZ: ASU and Cal
FB Zach Fogerson, Seattle: Committed to Washington
QB Jake Heaps, Issaquah, WA: Cal and Washington
RB Malcolm Jones, Westlake Village: Az., OSU, UCLA, USC
OT Erik Kohler, Westlake Village: Cal, Ore., UCLA and USC
DE Chris Martin, Oakland: Committed to Notre Dame
RB D.J. Morgan, Woodland Hills: Committed to USC
S Sean Parker, Harbor City: ASU, Stanford, UCLA and USC
DE Ronald Powell, Moreno Valley: USC
LB Hayes Pullard, Los Angeles: Az,, ASU, Cal, Stan., UCLA and USC
WR Paul Richardson, Los Alamitos: Committed to UCLA
WR Dietrich Riley, La Canada: Az., ASU, Cal, UCLA, USC and Wash.
WR Kenneth Scott, Ontario: Arizona, ASU, UCLA and USC
QB Peter Thomas, El Cajon: Arizona, OSU, UCLA and USC
DT George Uko, Chino: Oregon, ASU, Cal and UCLA
DE Curtis White, Eugene: Committed to Oregon
WR Robert Woods, Gardena: ASU, Cal, Stan. UCLA and USC

by BearsNecessity on Feb 5, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

I pulled out the Cal-pertinent ones because my eyes were going crazy

QB Bryan Bennett, Encino: ASU, Cal, Ore., UCLA, USC, Wash.

QB Brian Bialkowski, Gilbert, AZ: ASU and Cal

QB Jake Heaps, Issaquah, WA: Cal and Washington

OT Erik Kohler, Westlake Village: Cal, Ore., UCLA and USC

LB Hayes Pullard, Los Angeles: Az,, ASU, Cal, Stan., UCLA and USC

WR Dietrich Riley, La Canada: Az., ASU, Cal, UCLA, USC and Wash.

DT George Uko, Chino: Oregon, ASU, Cal and UCLA

WR Robert Woods, Gardena: ASU, Cal, Stan. UCLA and USC

I like the idea of adding 1 QB per year…2 (or more) not so much.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I really am curious…

We have Riley (presumably) starting next year as a junior. We have Brock Mansion who will be a sophomore next year. Beau Sweeney who will be a freshman next year and Bridgford who will be a RsFr. My issue is this – if Tedford likes experience, seniority etc (which is not always true, clearly), then assuming we continue at this rate, won’t we end up with first-year starters who are seniors every year (assuming no one goes pro early)? Or should we root for someone like Bridgford to upset Mansion or Nate Longshore II?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

not sure Sweeney has the tools to be THE starter for one or multiple seasons. Capable/quality # 2 guy yes.

Mansion came to Cal during the spread business and was a spread QB in h.s…my hope is that he can know adjust. His 2008 season was very raw (when utilized) and 2009 will be a big year for him. He should see a lot of time vs E. Washington, Wazzou, and hopefully 2-4 more games. How he does here will really help his understanding his future. I do not see him surpassing Riley for 2009 starter but I’m glad Tedford’s keeping it open…just so long as it’s not a week-to-week thing like 2008. Mansion is fucking huge, he’s athletic/surprisingly quick, and he’s got a good arm. It would be nice if he could put it all together…he kind of is like a saner version of Tebow with a better arm.

Worst case scenario: those guys suck.

This leaves us with Bridgford and the next recruit as the guy to replace Riley…so it really is good to see them going after primo guys like Heaps (5star).

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

If Heaps commits to Cal my bet is he’ll be downgraded to a 4 star.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

he might…but I hope the story line is “QB guru gets his prodigal recruit.” He could be, our very own Jesus in Cleats.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Or Joseph Smith in Cleats

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 5, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Gandhi in Cleats?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Jindhal in Cleats?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was Nate Longshore

That didn’t work out so well…

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

worked out ok

some challenges sure….

I still find the most frustrating part to be that we’ve seen him do it. light up people in amazing ways….and then fall apart.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 5, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys FROM THIS LIST I've heard Cal will be REALLY after

QB Jake Heaps, Issaquah, WA: Cal and Washington
RB Malcolm Jones, Westlake Village: Az., OSU, UCLA, USC
OT Erik Kohler, Westlake Village: Cal, Ore., UCLA and USC
LB Hayes Pullard, Los Angeles: Az,, ASU, Cal, Stan., UCLA and USC
DT George Uko, Chino: Oregon, ASU, Cal and UCLA
WR Robert Woods, Gardena: ASU, Cal, Stan. UCLA and USC

There are few guys missing from this list. Here’s one I can think up off the top of my head:
WR DeShawn Beck

Expect to see even more big names from out of state: Some LBs and DEs from Texas and Louisiana, some WRs from Texas, QB from Colo

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Cal’s really moved into the Texas market. It never huts to try to get players from an area where movies/TV series are made about your HS sport.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone know how many D1 players signed from California this year? Texas had about 400, up from its usual 350-375. There are a lot of really good players in Texas and really one 1 top end team in Texas. Zero U and others get a lot of players there too but the market is ripe for exploitation.

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Feb 5, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems 2009 will be a big year for Cal football

The personnel is in place for a serious run at the conference, we get USC at home early in the year, and there are a lot of big name recruits for which we seem to be in the mix. If we win a lot of games, we’ll probably get a number of these guys to come to Cal. Could be the start of taking the program to the next level, or, alternatively, a somewhat major setback if we’re unsuccessful.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

California: The Bears signed marquee players at quarterback, offensive line, cornerback and defensive line. Guess here is that this class will exceed expectations.

Miller

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

Sentences like this:
Stanford: It’s becoming clear that Jim Harbaugh is a national recruiting powerhouse. He touched a lot of bases with this class, which should provide an immediate boost for a program on the uptick.

Upset me.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as your team only needs TEs and DEs, then yes, this is true.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe all those tight ends means Stanford is switching to the A-11.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d this

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s one of Oregon’s new offensive schemes next year. Watch for it.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

As a hockey player there are so many things wrong with that…

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for you knowing what a ‘neutral zone’ is!

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My team has won 2 in a row

by employing the “only one of our guys can really skate so let him take it the whole way” strategy.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, we lost our game last week because of that strategy used against us.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

...

you don’t play for those Gulag bastards do you?

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, I play on a Wednesday night league.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that upsetting?

The only reason this should upset anyone in CAL blue is that you have a wish that stanfurd remain, now and forever, inept in football every conceivable way possible. If that’s the reason for being upset, I toast and salute you. That is a legit reason with which I cannot argue.

But if the reason it’s upsetting is because one thinks that stanfurd’s supposed rise in recruiting somehow means we are doing poorly, I disagree. I don’t view recruiting as either a zero sum game or a science. I trust our coaching staff to evaluate and recruit the talent that — despite how many “stars” they have — fit our program and give us the best possible chance of filling our needs and giving us a chance to win the Pac-10. Let’s see how these classes are in 2 or 3 years and evaulate then who succeeded and who didn’t.

Jahvid Best for Heisman, Doak Walker, and Party Yacht Captain!

by Ohio Bear on Feb 5, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

58 minutes until YO chat

calling dibs on Markishaloptolus.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

Hella.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

new word for the DBD, yes? Has it replaced “This?”

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s just a succint way to express my excitement.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

GREAT POST on another board about TEs and Jarrett Sparks (by a former Cal coach)
When you evaluate a tight end, you look at body type, flexible hips, knee bend, all the same things you look at in offensive linemen. You also have to look at how he runs, how he catches the ball, his body control, whether or not his head is still when he runs (allows his frame of reference to the ball when thrown to remain constant), in other words he is a combination of wide receiver, full back and guard. If a guys has thick legs and a big ass, he can add necessary weight, and keep his speed. Morrah improved over time as a blocker, but frankly it is the weakest part of his game, he could not consistently seal the edge for runs to the outside. Anthony Miller is an absolute stallion as a blocker (big reason he saw the field this year), receiver wise, he is getting better, but Jarrett is superior at this time. Jarrett may not be the tallest guy, but he is similar to Miller leverage wise, and he’s not afraid to stick his nose into a DE. Jarrett will give you the type of speed Morrah gave, and he will catch anything near him, something Morrah was unable to do because of his lack of body control. He will become an asset, that coupled with Smith, Miller and Ladner will give the Bears more options than they presented last year.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

do you think it will be Ladner or Miller as the starter, with Sparks as the # 2 TE/H-back (like ’07 Morrah)? Smith for short yardage? I think only one of Ladner/Miller will play because # 2 and # 3 TE spots are sort of well-defined role playing positions. Your thoughts?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I expect a lot of double TE sets with Miller and Tad Smith

but reports are that Ladner is uncoverable, so he’lll get a lot of PT

Sparks probably won’t get that much PT until Miller becomes the prime blocking TE (which Tad Smith is now)

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

and to go with these guys

we still have Eselu and Curran, who haven’t been talked about much. There definitely seems to be a bit of a surplus here.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How’s Hawai’i?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

irritating

I tried logging in for three hours to buy my curling tickets…finally got in and was greeted by the message “Individual Tickets Pre-Sale has now ended.” Damnit.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay, if you want to watch some impressive curling, follow me to the gym today.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

NAILED IT!

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

arg, that ‘another board’ line. This isn’t a pay site so I think it’s ok to actually give out sources, unless they should remain secret.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry

I just didn’t think it would matter where froml….

I encourage everyone to join Rivals… not for the rankings but for the updates, quotes, vids, and insider posters

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Rivals pay you well?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, I just like to know. Usually ‘another site’ is one of three boards, but it’s good to know which so I can fully evaluate how I feel about the data coming from each one.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Outside the Lines just did a big story on Kevin Hart, who fake committed to Cal last year. It was pretty interesting.

by Tedfordisgod on Feb 5, 2009 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

Is there a link to a video of i?

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Link

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 5, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

–Tom Luginbill, ESPN Scouts Inc. national recruiting director: "They’ve done a fantastic job being relentless in their efforts. They are a prime example that it’s not a spring, it’s a marathon. You look at their class in the middle of November and they only had about eight commits. It just goes to show it’s a grind and you stay after kids."

–Greg Biggins, recruiting analyst for ESPNrise.com: "Even if you’re getting these guys (Devon Kennard, Randal Carroll, Adam Hall, etc.) to trip out there, it’s a good sign that you’re a pretty elite program. You’d be at a camp five or six years ago and mention the Cal Bears, and they’d have no clue what you’re talking about. Now Cal is a prominent program.

"They’re bringing in more players in (for visits) than ever before. They have a lot to offer. If they would have got Devon Kennard, that would have been their biggest impact recruit since Andre Carter. They were so close to getting Kennard."

–Rivals.com recruiting analyst Jamie Newberg: "It’s about filling needs. It’s top-heavy with linemen. It’s not a sexy class, just one receiver and a couple backs. But it’s about filling needs, getting kids and coaching them up and winning games."

YO
(emphasis mine)

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

I feel like Matt Barkley = overrated…I’m actually happier with Bridgford. Am I wrong in thinking this?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What makes you think that?

by BearsNecessity on Feb 5, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have too much evidence…I just watched the All-Star games and I feel like it didn’t stand out to me that he was THE best player in the nation (seems kind of arbitrary). Talented, yes…but # 1 seems like it could have gone to several guys. Bridgford feels like a guy who got it done at a good school (but not Mater Dei-like) and I just don’t see how he’s that much worse than Barkley. But, I don’t really know…these are just my personal views.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but you have to look at it from this perspective:

Who looks better with his shirt off?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

with or without Bridgford’s I-just-put-gel-in-my-hair-and-ran-straight-into-a-wall look?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s his Keanu Reeves look.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bridgford's HS

was tops in the country when Mark Sanchez was there, but didn’t have the same caliber of players when Allen was there.

Mater Dei hasn’t had Mater Dei talent since the 90s basically. Barkley was playing with even less than Bridgford… both just had a bunch of goofy white kids.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

You are wrong. =D

Matt Barkley is the nuts.

Fortunately, I haven’t really liked their offensive classes that much aside from their TEs. Especially this year. We’ll see what kind of weapons he has in 2010.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

woah…you went too fast for me…which team are you talking about Mater Dei or USC?

Aren’t they more obsessed about Barkley because of his scrambling ability and the fact he choose USC in like 1999? I’m sorry, but that doesn’t make you The Nuts. He’s really good, but to me it’s tough to see the difference between Barkley and Bridgford.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have to agree with this… Barkley is overrated… as a sophomore he was frickn amazing… but later on he got worse and his decision making declined… his arm is still strong tho. Although I’ve only seen two of his games thisyear. He looked bad in both.

I’m not saying Bridgford doesn’t need work… he does and needs size too. But Bridgford isn’t over or underrated… Barkley is still riding the coattails of his sophomore season.

Some of the best QBs I’ve seen come out of Cali are Dane Crist (amazing), Jummy Clausen and Aaron Corp.

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

To put it mildly, Barkley was playing with absolutely ZERO talent around him.

The dude physically has more tools and such than all those guys you mentioned, even Jimmy

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well you can’t really say that mater dei is ever lacking in talent.. esp at the WR/TE positions. That school will always be stacked (although I’m not an expert on this school). This year alot of it was Barkley’s fault… and maybe teams getting a pass rush on him.

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It is true, though

his decision-making seemed to regress this year.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No, his skill set and the fact that he's trained with the elite QB guru in SoCal (forgetting his name)

He’s got much more of a cannon than Bridgford and is very accurate with all the throws. He’s sturdy, and already has excellent fundamentals… And he’s very smart.

Barkley may be the first HS QB ever to look good in a HS All-Star game… that says a lot about him. If you saw the skills challenges they did on ESPN, he blew the other QBs to pieces. It was already like looking at a college starter vs. HS players

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

YO's rolling!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

one more time

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anything you CANT do!?!

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on fire!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

shit…you can figure it out.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

I gotta go. Have fun.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

1:07 [Comment From Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar]
I’m sure you’re sick of hearing this question, but one more time – how did Stanford manage to outrecruit us?

1:07 Jonathan Okanes: Jim Harbaugh and his staff obviously are doing something that is catching on during recruiting.

YOU DON’T SAY!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Kind of like how we continually lose to USC because we fail to score more points than them.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s like the John Madden of chats.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

he didn’t take my comment on “what’s more unappetizing: walking down Telegraph or hanging out in a Santa Barbar frat house after rush week?”

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

And he didn’t take my comment on why they don’t ban MoreNCsarecoming from his blog. :(

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

that AaronRodgers guy is a tool too

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

he didn’t take my “is Neuheisal cheating” question…I think he’s a FUCLA fan

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

I call BS on Riley not having an injury. JO doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

I rec people.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

I saw Riley myself and he clearly wasn’t healthy. Ken Crawford confirmed that Riley was pretty beat up towards the end of last year.

I rec people.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yokanesasaurus!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

Hella

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

1:15 [Comment From Markishasaurus Rex]
If Riley wasn’t injured why didn’t he play in the E-Bowl?

1:15 Jonathan Okanes: Because Jeff Tedford stuck with Nate Longshore.

Are you kidding me?

I’ll do a better chat than this?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

Not do diss JO, but the guy doesn’t know that much. Lots of questions he answers are sort of vague “maybe/sort-of” answers.

Like “Will X player start next year?”

Answer: Well, maybe, you never know, he has potential, blah blah blah.

I rec people.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

of course, he does get asked a lot of questions which require him to speculate on the future, and of course, nobody really knows the future.

I rec people.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He has inside access… at least he should be able to make some observations.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he has inside access, but a lot of those guys that do are often chatting away with buddies and not paying attention to stuff on the field, or don’t really know what’s going on out there.

I rec people.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He at least should know more than us as bloggers.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing he really knows more about are probably just observations from practices and stuff – if he’s even paying attention. Other than that, many of the hard core fans on this blog probably have just as much knowledge on speculation topics like “who is going to start next year?”

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

But if he wants to continue to have inside access, he can’t always say everything he knows….

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

1:18 [Comment From Spazzy Mcgee]
I love Yarnway’s size. Do you see anyone on the roster besides Yarnway whom we might feed like a hog, Ray Rice-style?

NAILED IT!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

I think everyone on JO’s chat so far has been from CGB.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Peter needs to get with the program and get a real user name

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

:(
[Comment From Peter]
Prediction for next year? 10-2? 11-1? 12-0?
Jonathan Okanes: Those are my only options?

 Maybe he think’s we’ll go 13-0

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

1:24 [Comment From TwistianNathanielHook Sr.]
Clearly you wanted 13-0.

1:24 Jonathan Okanes: I just wanted the 9-3 option. You know, just an option.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

HAR HAR HAR HAR

JO is humorless. Banish him!

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“They both look like fullbacks.” What reporting!

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Feb 5, 2009 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

That’s what I’m talking about. He just doesn’t have answers to a lot of questions because he doesn’t know himself. I mean, it’s fun to get his opinion on things, but I don’t think his opinion is that much better than ours – especially on questions like “who will start next year?” or “who will have the biggest impact?”

On questions like “who has been performing better in practices?” then we can accept his word, but other than these types of questions, we are just as qualified to speculate.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

NAILED IT
[Comment From TwistianNathanielHook Sr.]
I have a big meeting coming up and I need to look presentable. Do you have any suit advice?

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

That Twist is SO funny!

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Feb 5, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Muc more Funny than me!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

1:24 [Comment From TwistianNathanielHook Sr.]
I have a big meeting coming up and I need to look presentable. Do you have any suit advice?

1:25 Jonathan Okanes: I’m a sports writer, remember? You’re asking the wrong guy.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

Okanes, never helpful.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Feb 5, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I tried

1:25 [Comment From Markishasaurus Rex]
If you had to pick 3 receivers right this very moment…who’d they be? Also, what are good Cal blogs that readers might be interested in?

1:26 Jonathan Okanes: Nyan Boateng, Marvin Jones and Michael Calvin. Bear Talk, Bear Talk and Bear Talk.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

damn, somebody hydrohonked me.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

1:28 [Comment From TwistianNathanielHook Sr.]
Okanes, you are banned.

1:28 Jonathan Okanes: Well, that would make this chat short, wouldn’t it?

1:29 [Comment From TwistianNathanielHook Sr.]
Ah, BearTalk, that’s the awesome blog by Jeff Faraudo, right?

1:29 Jonathan Okanes: Um…yeah, right.

HAHAHAHAHA

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

he’s not doing the first names anymore!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn you are ruining my life.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

Not me, darling

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What channel is the UW game on tonight? And what are those links to watch them onlnie?

JustvinTV and Channelsurfing??

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

1:30 [Comment From HydroHONK]
In a previous chat you said Jeremy Ross is “ripped”. Who is more ripped, Boateng or Ross?

1:30 Jonathan Okanes: Hmm..I have to go back and check the transcript. Did I use that word? Whatever word it is, Ross is definintely a physical specimen. He’s more cut that Boateng.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I’M DYING OUT HERE IN THE OFFICE

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

sonofabitch!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

You know who probably knows more than JO? The new waterboy. I forgot his username. Unlike JO, he gets to talk to the players behind the scenes, and sees ALL the practices from the FIELD.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

Can we have a chat with him?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, we’re arranging one.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we still do dino (and long South Indian) names?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

1:31 [Comment From Markishasaurus Rex]
Cal-USC in October…what’s the final score and will Best be awarded the Heisman after that game?

1:31 Jonathan Okanes: I think Cal wins in four sets…oh, I thought you meant volleyball.

1:31 [Comment From Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar]
I work in SF and it’s pouring. I do not have an umbrella. What should I do?

1:32 Jonathan Okanes: Stay inside..or go buy one. I know times are tough, but certainly you can afford one?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

What channel is the UW game on tonight? And what are those links to watch them onlnie?

JustvinTV and Channelsurfing??

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

cancelled due to disappointing recruiting class

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as helpful as I might have hoped.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Cancelled due to typos

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi-u should use pics or it doesn’t exist in one of your questions

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

I did. Totally did not go through.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been pounding him with questions…I think I’ve asked like 20-30.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

There really aren’t many people in there.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

1:38 [Comment From Markishasaurus Rex]
If Cal goes 12-0, will Bear Talk increase in posts to become like Brian Dohm guy who covers UCLA?

1:38 Jonathan Okanes: I will never catch Brian Dohn.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

1:33 [Comment From Ellanikum Mannipal Sankar]
Well, then, who can bench more between Ross and Boateng then?

1:33 Jonathan Okanes:
Don’t know that one, either. I’ll get to the bottom of it.

I really hope he does this.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks Buddy! lol

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

Aww, he called me buddy! <3

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

on snap

1:41 [Comment From Markishasaurus Rex]
Have you ever tried to race Jahvid? What if you wore track shoes and he had to wear your Birkenstocks?

1:41 Jonathan Okanes: I’m waiting for him to ask me. Maybe he’s scared. I do type pretty fast.

1:41 [Comment From Lisa]
Did you actually graduate from UCSB? Pics or you were too drunk to walk on stage.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t believe I got that in!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I did

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

1:45 [Comment From PicsDidntHappen]
Do you read Cal Blogs to keep in touch with your fan base?

1:45 Jonathan Okanes: I check them out from time to time, so watch out. I know what you are saying

RUH ROH

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh noes!

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i doubt he actually goes through our inane DBDs

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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

then why would he say that? He should sign as YO if he is…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

To keep us on our toes.

He has a job, why would he be here?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of us have jobs…

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 5, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently Okanes works about as hard as we do

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know, that wasn’t serious.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to take away from Messin' with Beat Reporters Time

When Hasiak verbally commited to Cal, he said he was shown a video of the future SAHPC. I have since been spending my free time at work looking for this video, in this goal I have failed miserably. However, I have found some links to images, so I thought I might as well share. There are some repeats from the ones I posted a few days ago. These images are from the Architect’s website (The Olin Parntership) in charge of site planning.

Memorial Stadium: http://www.theolinstudio.com/#/projects/type

The Boalt Shool of Law: http://www.theolinstudio.com/#/projects/type

by chowder on Feb 5, 2009 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

well, that sort of didn’t work, if you want to see the projects its under ‘Academic’

by chowder on Feb 5, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s the guy with the long-ass south indian name?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

take a guess

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you read Cal Blogs to keep in touch with your fan base?
1:45
Jonathan Okanes: I check them out from time to time, so watch out. I know what you are saying.

HI JO!

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

YO

if you read this, cheer the heck up. You have a dream job (sorta). While I appreciate your non-homerism, but being a bit more cheery would certainly help the Lunatic Fringe from going Ben Braun on our Jesus with a Headset (Jeffrey Tedford).

Best,
Markishasaurus Rex

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

zz
Jonathan Okanes: I agree. It’s dependent on Riley or whomever the quarterback is being effective. And it’s dependent on the receivers improving. Of course, they all go together.

How can you take so long to say nothing?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

1:53
[Comment From RippedThoroughbred]
I thought of a new Heisman slogan – Best4Heisman. It works because his jersey number is 4. Should I submit it to Cal athletics?
1:53
Jonathan Okanes: Sure, I’m sure they haven’t thought of that.

hahahahaha

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

1:53 [Comment From RippedThoroughbred]
I thought of a new Heisman slogan – Best4Heisman. It works because his jersey number is 4. Should I submit it to Cal athletics?

1:53 Jonathan Okanes: Sure, I’m sure they haven’t thought of that.

Ha! Good one Tbred!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

I think he's getting tired

1:52 [Comment From Markishasaurus Rex]
Who’s your favorite Chronicle buddy to hang out with during Cal games? Ratto seems pretty funny if you like satire (and I think you do).

1:53 Jonathan Okanes: If I don’t say Rusty Simmons, he’ll be real sore with me.

1:53 [Comment From RippedThoroughbred]
I thought of a new Heisman slogan – Best4Heisman. It works because his jersey number is 4. Should I submit it to Cal athletics?

1:53 Jonathan Okanes: Sure, I’m sure they haven’t thought of that.

1:53 [Comment From The Maharg]
Can you read this?

1:53 Jonathan Okanes: No

1:53 [Comment From JMod]
Since you used to cover baseketball, how do you think Cal will do tonight against the Huskies?

1:54 Jonathan Okanes: I said I covered basketball. Notice the “ed” at the end. I’m no longer an expert, like I was before.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

I think they’re getting a lack of good questions through the filter.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

all time fav

1:53 [Comment From The Maharg]
Can you read this?

1:53 Jonathan Okanes: No

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 1:59 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I try.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 5, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

made me laugh too.

by danzig on Feb 5, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He didnt answer my question of whether Cal or Oregon were more likely to run the Flying V

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 5, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

beastmode loves his mama

http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=14606

Bills running back Marshawn Lynch isn’t just a fantasy stud and a 21st century e.e. cummings. He devotes his entire life to being awesome, as evidenced by his Sporting News Today profile (via TSB, naturally). Let’s learn a little more about Marshawn together…

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

Go to Fiji and see if the water is really like that.

OHMYSCIENCE, MARSHAWNISAGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

well…back to work? The 2:00 hour after livechats must be much more productive than the 1:00 hour…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

I pumped out a spreadsheet during the chat. What did you do?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

asked 17 questions to a yackass reporter

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda like him in a loveable loser sort of way.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like that he took the yackass questions that we asked…of course, if he didn’t there would just be awkward silence.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Sigh, these chats end way too early.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

you need to work on your z skills.

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that may be me falling asleep at my desk.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing I hate worse than doing a demurrer is defending one.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

tell your client to plead guilty since he/she prolly is anyways. Do you ever believe your client when they say “I didn’t do it”?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s a demurrer?

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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of like doing a pork roast loin. You hate to do them, but sometimes have to. I like to do stuff thats real. That has real world consequences. Like the other day I was in court to take away this developmentally disabled kid’s constitutional rights. Like that means something. Not squabbling over procedural matters.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Developmentally disabled kids? What, was working over delinquent grandmothers getting too tough? Needed a softer target to go after?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes and I managed to actually succeed wth the kids!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

We all know developmentally disabled kids dont have constitutional rights.

What kind of law do you practice?

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So what’s a demurrer?

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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a formal/legal way of saying "even if what you say is true, you still lose"

For instance: you start dating someone. I sue you for emotional distress, because I’m jealous. You file a demurrer, because I can’t sue someone just because I’m jealous. My lawsuit gets dismissed by the court in 10 minutes instead of taking 12 months to resolve.

Many years from now, when his name's recalled
Everyone will say, "He should have passed the ball"
-- Al Stewart, "Football Hero"

by PaulThomas on Feb 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

ANOTHER lawyer?

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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys should set up a poll (maybe one of those main polls on that appear on the right column on the main page) asking just how many of CGB readers are lawyers. It seems to be growing exponentially.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for the answer.

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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Therear several different types of demurrers. Here, its more like “something bad might have happened, but you did such a bad job of writing up your complaint, the Court should throw it out.”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Sporting News has Asomugha as the #1 free agent in the NFL this year:

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=514177

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

Over Hayensworth? Yinteresting.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

God I hope he gets out of the Raider cesspool so he can have some success.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

New UC admissions for 2012...does this impact football recruits?
The bottom line is that it will be more diverse and more fair," said UC President Mark Yudof.

The board approved these changes today:

— SAT subject tests will no longer be necessary.

— The pool of applicants who will be considered will widen, but the number guaranteed entry into one of the university’s nine undergraduate campuses will shrink.

— The top 9 percent of high school graduates statewide will be ensured entry, compared with 12.5 percent previously, as well as those in the top 9 percent of their graduating class – up from 4 percent in the past.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/05/BAJ515O8BG.DTL&tsp=1

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

I would guess that this would only affect athletic scholarship recruits in that fewer of them will be considered “special admits”. The same athletes will still be admitted, however.

It seems like the basic idea behind this is to give admissions more leeway in putting together diverse classes, and admitting more students who do well in really terrible public schools. Call it “holistic affirmative action lite”, but without the race quotas. Overall, I think these changes are a good thing.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Danzig

As a member of the class of 2012, is this bad for me? i think so.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

depends on your strengths as a student. if you were hoping to coast into UC with a guaranteed admission based on your test scores and rank amongst CA high school students, it might hurt. if you don’t have great grades, or go to a low-ranking high school, but have lots of extra-curricular bonuses, or a great personal story or something, it might help you. if you’re all-around awesome, you’ll be in either way, and if you were on track for San Diego State, this won’t change things either.

moreover, these are admissions standards for all of UC, so what you’d need to get into the more competitive UCs (Cal and UCLA especially) might not change all that much, except that admissions may have a little more leeway to admit a few more “marginal” students who bring a lot of extras to the table.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm expecting the first option

high ranking school, good test scores, good grades, etc. I am kind of lacking in the extra curriculur department but i plan on changing that in the coming years. so this isn’t too bad for me, provided i start doing enough extra curriculurs to qualify as all around awesome.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry too much about ECs if you're looking at UCs

just concentrate mainly on one club and go with it. (I only did quiz comps, but I was the Pres. for 3 years—I did absolutely nothing else besides 1 year of baseball)

Keep grades, SATs, and unconventional essays as your highest priorities. I had the worst HS grades of anyone I ever talked to @ Cal, but I made up for it by prioritizing my tests and essays. With the new changes, REALLY focus on grades and essays.

Having a lot of diversified extracurricular activities probably helps more at the elite private schools and LACs than at the top public schools

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The school i really want to go to is Northwestern...

…but if i get in it will lead to this exchange:
Me: Mom, Dad, can I go to Northwestern?
Parents: How much?
Me:… uhh… 51 grand a year…
(end of conversation)

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

why N’Western vs. the terrific public schools in CA? You could even one up all of us and be a Bruin. If you’re going to move to the cold might as well go to Harvard or MIT (if you like science).

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really a science person

I want to do broadcast journalism, and i’ve heard Northwestern is the best. Plus, in addition to good broadcast journalism, it meets my other two requirements: big city, major sports conference. I know I most likely go there with reasons that have everything to do with price, but I’m holding out hope.

My sister goes to fUCLA. I feel my parents would disown me if i didn’t apply there, but please, CGB, disown me if i actually GO there. In terms of academics I’m in the Cal/UCLA level, but i hate UCLA and I don’t really think that Berkeley is the place for me. But i do love the sports teams. But i am only a freshman and I have plenty of time to decide

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd for awesomeness/honesty

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I switched into Chemical Biology from EnviSci so I could get into the Chem 3b timeslot I wanted, as I was 60th on the waitlist. I told the counselor I was “thinking about transferring” so I REALLY needed to get into the lab.

She looked at me and said “Alright I put you in the class. Also I just transferred you into Chem Bio. Good luck.”

I was like “eh, why not?” and stuck it out.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

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u ever have Bertozzi or Bartlett as profs?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

freshman…in high school? Wait until you chase some ladies (or dudes) and play some sports…then we’ll talk college. Just get really good grades and don’t smoke reefer like uncle Twist.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

*Don’t smoke too much reefer

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah i realize I've got plenty of time

Just like unreasonably planning ahead.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d think Twist does a lot of drugs. You’d be amazed at how wrong you are.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Twist on drugs is articulate, sensible and coherent?

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I know…I was trying to pick the least guiltiest CGBer.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

But I dont do any drugs.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s not what YO says…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hes never taken a definitive stance on anything!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If you wanna do broadcast journalism, then Northwestern is a great choice.

And you can root for Cal when we play Ohio State in 2012.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Where else is a good choice?

one that isn’t ridiculously expensive

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

University of Missouri supposedly has a good Journalism program.

You could probably get a full-ride

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

c’mon…Mizzou?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you think

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happened?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This is pure hearsay, but I believe Missouri, Columbia, Syracuse and UNC Chapel Hill consistently rank in the top ten.

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So, we're saying:

Shoot for Northwestern and Columbia

Syracuse definitely has a renowned program

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I promise I'll be better than Jonathan Okanes

I mean I think. It will probably happen if readers enjoy my writings more than his. But i really don’t know. Anything could happen at this point. Its not like I have inside information or anything.

(I feel i need to work on my impression).

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Northwestern… do you wanna be a journalist?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

I know ESPN is completely biased but it is still where I want to work. Dream job is a sportscenter anchor, but i realize that millions of others share that.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you can fix it. Less background music. Less snark. Less yelling. More sports.

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

More west coast teams.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That's the ticket

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And less

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You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre

I outworthless the Maharg.

by HolmoePhobe on Feb 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget us CGB little people when you get there!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

All of my opening monologues

will involve the words party yacht.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be so AMAZINg!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Can your home run call be “AND HE HITS IT INTO THE PARTY YACHT!”

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

other possible calls:

Hockey (during a postgoal celebration): “EVERYBODY ABOARD THE PARTY YACHT!”

Football: “HE RIDES THE PARTY YACHT FOR SIX!”

NFL Draft: “He now has the money to buy at least 17 Party yachts”

Cal Football: “AND BROCK MANSION JR. HAS GOTTEN CAL FANS UPON HIS PARTY YACHT AFTER THE TRUE FRESHMAN LED THE TEAM TO THEIR 8TH CONSECUTIVE NATIONAL TITLE”

I’ll think of some more.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Cricket: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A GOOGOOLY IS, SO LETS JUST CALL IT A PARTY YACHT!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowing: “The party yacht is much more efficient.”

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

totally agree

and besides which, i think that you get a lot more out of getting really involved with one or two ECs, instead of a shallow, diversified involvement.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that. Do as much shit as you can. I was on the XC, Wrestling and Track teams, did Jazz Band and Concert Band and was in the Boy Scouts. And I barely, barely, BARELY got into Cal. Doing just 1 extracurriculr, you dont stand a chance!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s cuz your grades, SATs, and essays all sucked.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Touche!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you wrestled in the lightest class possible (129?)

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe 103 is the lightest. I started at 118 as a sophmore, but got into the 140s by a senior.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck baseball

I should’ve done wrestling and football in HS

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

eh…don’t most Boy Scouts retire upon entiring high school? I was a life scout until I discovered cheerleaders.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I got slash am an Iggle.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You just got 1000 points cooler in my book (you were at negative 9000 though)

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t you feel a little short changed in the end? I mean, the scouts are great…but they pimped the Eagle Scout thing like it would count as 40 units in college.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I was/am an Eagle. It was definitely worth it.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me guess. Benches!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Heck no! Retaining walls/culverts. Gas operated power drills / sledgehammers.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Al Im hearing is benches benches benches benches benches!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I never got past

WeBeLos

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I liked the scouts too…until I got into high school. We had a really dorky platoon leader. The camps/hikes were fun.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

cool story.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

it is tough to beat a retaining wall…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, it has withstood 8 years of erosion…

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

what happened in year 9?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask me one year from now…

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ditto

worth it.

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by CBKWit on Feb 5, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, rafting 50 miles, hiking 80 miles (was supposed to be 70 but our orienteering sucked), things like that were awesome. Makes it all worth it.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree…we did Mt Raineer, etc. it was a lot of fun. I love camping, biking, hiking, canoeing. I want to get a kayak but I have no one to kayak with. Twist, will your wife let us go kayaking?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey, Mrs. TnH, I wanna go away for a weekend with a guy I’ve never met before. No, just me and him. No, never met him before.”

I see that ending poorly.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe I could leave mrs carp with mrs TnH as collateral. I bet she could get mrs. TnH to lighten up a smidge. Maybe do things for Mr. TnH that he only wished could happen…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the dishes?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

no…she’s not really any help there!

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I like playing computer games and talking on AIm.

I was not Boy Scout material.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

wow…you got a 1000 points less cooler too.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you!

I could throw 80 mph in Pony league, bitach

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, the Giants should give you a 127 million dollar contractimmedateiyl!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't you hear

They’re still paying Danny Almonte’s expiring contract!

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

+5000, but -4500 for not being able to maintain it when the pitchers mound moved back to 60’ 6"

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Or that I was 6’ at age 13 and was only 6’1 @ 18

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Huddy wasn’t real tall either…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately

I have the throwing mechanics of Jim Druckenmiller

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the throwing mechanics of a Drunk Jim Miler.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the drinking mechanics of a …. well, of a Jim Druckenmiller, really. Except without the DUI.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

rape charge too, no?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa whoa I said drinking mechanics not sexing mechanics.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What Spazzy is trying to say is:
As a rapist, he has the will but not the talent.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s therapists, Mr. Connery.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

no…I mean Druckenmiller also had a rape charge too, I think…not sure though and too lazy to look.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright I fully rescind any comparisons between myself and that man, Mr. Druckenmiller.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

he was exonerated. she was asking for it.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LMAO
she was asking for it

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I can throw 76. Whoo!

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

those slower guys can be tricky if they have movement on their pitches.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t. I can throw a 50mph knuckler, though.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you’re that mean softball player who tries to strike out everyone in the Tuesday Night league.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Eff that I try to peg em.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope I have a son so we can play wiffle ball in the backyard…just so many more options

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There is nothing more painful than a wiffle bat hitting your sack. Nothing.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have found only one other thing:

my 120lb dog wags his tail in such a perfect ark that it can hit me in the nuts oh so perfectly.

That and the occasional badminton racket…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck having a girl… you know how shitty that’s going to get when they reach the Slut Years??

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I completely agree…my wife doesn’t see it as a problem…hmmm….

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s been there.

OHHHHHH

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I completely agree. Basically that’s why I/everyone else my age stayed in during high school. Forget the leadership crap, it was all about the trips. Did you ever go to (or hear of?) Philmont?

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats what my 80 mile packing trip was. 14 days I think. We raced mules.

I dont think I could do that again. Just the not showering for like 14 days. Thats emotionally devastating to my hair.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Word. I think I had one shower while I was there. I remember they tried to give us canned ham salad for lunch once, but we were so grossed out we pretended to be an all-Jewish troop (I think 1/15 of us was Jewish) so as to be given something else by the commissary.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldnt do a lot of theBoy Scout things now, because 7 years of essentially being married has rendered me vain and self-absorbed.

Althouhg I didhike Mt. Diablo in Nov. Fun times! What a view!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I could. In a second. I still go backpacking 1-2x/year.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, if I miss Gossip Girl, I mean CMON!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

you ever done Point Reyes Nat’l Seashore? Best backpacking evair.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah I prefer the Sierras. Just so much more breathtaking.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys wanna play Counterstrike?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Never played in my life…

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank your lucky stars.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

it also takes your breath at that elevation.

Have you done desolation wilderness? I do recommend Point Reyes though…they have awesome views and a lot of wildlife.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’ve been to Point Reyes a lot, just not backpacked. And nope, haven’t been to Desolation wilderness, but I’ve been to Emigrant, Yosemite, Sequoia, Kings Canyon, John Muir, Ansel Adams, the White Mountains, and other places too.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

smoke weed before your Calculus finalJust kidding…don’t tell your mom I said that. Shoot me an e-mail if you need help with chem.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Later this month

I’m taking the entrance exam for chem honors. I know you dont know anything about the test, but based on your knowledge what do you predict would be put on an honors entrance test?

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

probably a little bit of everytthing from your AP/Honors Chem textbook. Kaplan/Princeton review might have a relatively inexpensive book on the subject. Actually, we have like 4 or 5 chemists here that could help you with a problem since most of us have become so specialized that doing shit like electrochemistry is a bit foggy so you might get the best response by posting in a DBD.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember my AP Chem class in HS… It was basically AP Naptime.

I still don’t know how I passed the AP test.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

was your AP Chem class also at 7am?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No

it was at 11am…

I mentioned above that I had really poor HS grades. This is because all of my AP classes were AP Naptime actually.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

At my school you can't take AP science until senior year

Bio is actually a sophomore class at my school, though i am taking it (if you are in geometry or up you can be in it as a freshman) so most people never take AP science.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

the K-12 science education kills me…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf

that’s putting YOU at a disadvantage. i got to take AP classes whenever I wanted

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s really unfortunate. We couldn’t take AP classes until sophomore year at my school, but those AP science classes were some of the most fun classes I had in high school. So much screwing around while working on various experiments…

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats only for science

One possible AP class for sophomores then it greatly increases after that. I’m not that upset about not being able to take AP science

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The Honoroble KenCraw

with some wise words on recruiting…

QB: 1 (1 ideal)
RB/FB: 2 (1-2)
TE: 0 (1)
WR: 1 (2-3)
OL: 4 (4-5)
DL: 3 (2-3)
LB: 3 (3-4)
DB: 3 (3-4)

That’s a reasonably good distribution, particularly when one takes into account the current set of players on the roster. The Bears had 8 TE’s on the roster, most of who were young so they really didn’t need any. The one weak spot would be at WR’s where the Bears have 12 overall and 6 underclassmen, I think they could have used the full compliment of 2-3. Nevertheless, it’s a pretty balanced set. Compare this to a school like Stanford, who has been praised for their class with lots of talented/high star players but also has 4 TE’s, only 2 OL’s, 5 DE’s (6 DL’s overall) and only 3 other defenders. I’ve never seen such an out of whack roster, with my limited experience.
While all of this is good, it’s not all great. The Bears lost a recruit at the last minute, that hurt the class (4-star OL Stanley Hasiak from Hawaii who went to UCLA). More importantly (because the Bears also picked up a last minute recruit) the Bears were unable to secure a handful of recruits that would have made the class stellar. Of particular note was Randal Carroll, a 4-star wide receiver who was lost to UCLA, and Devon Kennard, a 5-star DE (would be used as OLB at Cal) who was lost to USC.
And so "solid" is the word of the day. It’s a solid class, not a great one. It’s more solid that 2007, which was more solid than 2006 or 2005. But it also lacks the "star power" of those earlier classes that gave us a 5-star player in DeSean Jackson in 2005 and 9 4-stars in 2006.

But it is still solid.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

So, it’s solid?

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Like ICE.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

what about carbon nanotubes? Not as funny?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Tedford on Bridgford
"He’s very well coached. He’s very sound fundamentally. He has a great mind for the game and is extremely focused on being a great player. That guy is all about ball. He’s into it.

"He’s about training; he’s about the mindset of the game, a student of the game. I’m really excited in getting him here and getting him into the mix and the competition as far as our quarterbacks are concerned.

"He can throw any ball on the field. He’s athletic and has a nice escape dimension. A very tough kid, so he has a lot of the attributes that we want in our quarterback."

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are people being productive?

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

Obama told us to.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m taking my lunch break right now and i want some new comments to read but there are none.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

bitach pls

I’m here.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Where were you like a day or two ago? It was a Rishi-less DBD. It felt so quiet and lonely without you.

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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

On Monday?

I took the day off CGB to give you all a break.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 5, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

u want NSFW linky?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

from EDSBS

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

A’s fans will like this historical A’s post on AN

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

that’s just awesome.

incidentally, 1989 was the year i started paying attention to baseball (and the A’s in particular), so I’ve been disappointed in each of the 19 seasons since.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

those mid 90’s years were real tough…phil plantier as the cleanup hitter…ouchie

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

cleanup hitter woes in 2 words:

Bengie Molina

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that sucks too…I was hoping for Manny just because he’s crazy and I like it when the Bay Area cares about baseball (even though it’s not my team).

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

67Marquez’s family have been A’s fans since they arrived in Oakland. And by “A’s fans” I mean cut out Tribune articles and photographs. I think they attended the first Opening Day in Oakland. I’ll link his historical posts when I see ’em.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

broke ass furd
Jim Harbaugh’s anticipated three-year contract extension is on hold because of the crippling economy.

“I’m totally committed to Stanford,” Harbaugh said Wednesday. "I just don’t think it’s appropriate with what’s going on with the economy, the pressure that’s on our athletic department; now is just not the time to be talking about personal finances.

“But we trust Stanford. We’re going to do a good job. We’re going to fight for our jobs here. We trust that we’ll be taken care of down the road.”

Athletic Director Bob Bowlsby added, “He’s committed to being here; we’re committed to supporting him in ways that need be. But given the economy and all that’s going on, on campus and throughout the area and throughout the nation, it just isn’t our highest priority to try and get it done. He has three years left on his current agreement, and I think he trusts us that we’ll take care of it when the time is right.”

Stanford’s athletic department expects to lose $5 million in revenue over the next three years and is considering reducing staff.

http://www.mercurynews.com/collegesports/ci_11631401?source=rss

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

Does this mean we cant shake keys at them anymore?

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Never. Besides, if you stop shaking your keys, you might have to actually hear their “band”.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowlsby's funny
But given the economy and all that’s going on

Read: 6 fans in attendance at Furd games.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes their decision to build a smaller stadium look even more ridiculous.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we hire him as a recruiter?

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking that too…

I asked Yokanes and he didn’t really have an answer as to why Lupoi, Thompson, and Gould were significantly better than the other coaches at recruiting.

To be fair, not sure why he has like 9 DE/TE…no matter how highly rated they all are.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This was pretty funny to come in and read about buying suits and what I missed during YO’s live chat.

Gotta say the advice on the suits is spot on…..2 or 3 button, if you can only buy two suits then buy one charcoal and one navy……you’ll be both casual enough if you need to with the charcoal and formal enough for a formal dinner with the navy.

I actually got stuff at work done today, although a piece of my life was missing…..until I got on here right now.

I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!

by dballisloose on Feb 5, 2009 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

2010 Olympics in Vancouver

tix are on sale already? I want to see hockey, snowboarding, and the Super G. The wife will undoubtedly drag me to some figure skating event.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

Heh, Olympic tickets are ridiculously expensive. Figure skating is like 800 a pop minimum.

by BearsNecessity on Feb 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh snap

will there be shady-looking scalpers outside like at the coli?

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

List prices:
   Men’s Ice Hockey: $50 (cheap section at preliminary) to $775 (good section for gold medal)
   Snowboarding: $50 to $150 range
   Super G: $85 for a cheap seat, $120 for a good seat
   Figure skating: Range is $50 for a cheap seat at compulsories or short program to $525 for a good seat at the exhibition

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

getting to use The Flying Tomato’s pipe: also priceless

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

RECOMMENDED 1 MILLION TIMES

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

These are list price (again) and Canadian (I assume) and subject to availability (and you ain’t Canadian). Secondary market gets astronomical.

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

watching HDTV on the couch sounds pretty economical…

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The vast majority are listed in the hundred-ish range. So two people, four events, you are floating around $1000 in tickets for a couple years. I think it’s tough to get what you want, too. All sights are set on figure skating. It’ll probably end up being curling.

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

775…unreal…then again, the USA-USSR game in Lake Placid MIGHT have been worth it…nah.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

For $775 I’m watching with some special ladies in a room in Reno.

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Bama recruit experience

I skimmed but may have missed it, so I apologize if this was posted yesterday.

Maybe Tedford needed to ride ATVs with potential Bears?

by kolwave on Feb 5, 2009 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

I can only imagine the uproar from the hippies if Tedford goes out and “tears up the environment while polluting excessively” with the recruits.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why you have the ATV. So you can run over the hippies.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

umm… Why else would you have an ATV?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So you can run over fish

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 5, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

To knock down the trees that have the hippies in them when you chase them up there with your ATV?

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Date

I just thought of something. I write the date with slashes, not hyphens or periods, on my school papers.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I smoosh it all together. Right now is 20090205170650.

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s talent

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i do it like that too.

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 5, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s talent

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s talent.

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s talent.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Just more proof that America Has It!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The slashes can unite with the Hyphens to take down the Dot Industrial Complex.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 5, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll never take down DIC!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 5, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The US has always had a big DIC

Loves both the ambiance and the decor.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 5, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Phelps suspended for 3 months by USA Swimming.

Kellogs also ended their sponsorship with him, saying “he’s not the image they want to be associated with our company.”

hopefully The Fish can bounce back soon.

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by carp on Feb 5, 2009 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

Stupid move, I will no longer head for the cereal cabinet when I get the munchies. Look for Kellogg’s stock to tumble!

by zoonews on Feb 5, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Phelps needs to step up and say: “Who honestly thought I never would ever take a bong hit in my life? Really, I’m in my early 20s, rich, and popular. If I’m at a party, I’m immediately the man, because I’m a freak in a pool. You think a guy like me is never gonna hit that bong? Live in reality, so some kid got a pic of it, on noes….”

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Better yet?

“How many of you have won 14 gold medals? Press conference ended.”

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Or: “It’s medical. I have eye problems from the glare coming off all of these medals.”

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he made of awesome or amazing?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 5, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

“I would like to go to Africa and see what’s up over there”

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet it pales in comparison to Applebee’s

by turkey on Feb 5, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“On wilder nights, Lynch has been known to return to Applebee’s”

oh Kenny Mayne.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 5, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

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