ESPN Gameday Signs Compiled
TwistNHook: Thought I would front page this since the event is tomorrow. If anybody is going, please comment inside to help coordinate with the others.
I've pulled all the things that I saw getting multiple recs or that had a consensus to be included as comments here. If I missed anything, feel free to add it.
If you are going and want a sign, post a comment and if you want to call 'dibs' of some sort on a sign go ahead and make it clear. See the other post for instructions from God (danzig) on how to make a poster out of these on the cheap.
I just pulled the pictures that people wanted,the text ideas that people mentioned that are listed below:
"PUNTING IS WINNING"
NEUHEISAL PROMISED ME I’D BE THE PAC10 LEADING RECEIVER!
GANDHI WAS A CAL FAN…AND STILL GOT BANNED BY BRUINSNATION
UCLA's Going Down Like Lehman
UCLA USES BAILOUT MONEY ON REFS
REHIRE KARL DORRELL'S MUSTACHE
Every
Sports
Person thinks
Neuheisal is a douchebag.
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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Comments
Anybody on this one?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got it
Love this one, it cracks me up
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, are you going to meet up with the other guys?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome!
"You motor boating son-of-a-bitch, You old sailor you!"
by Greedo on Feb 26, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I feel that this one is very good. Is it possible for somebody to grab this one?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IMO, this is the best sign we have so far.
by danzig on Feb 27, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed, I hope TMoran gets it up on TV a lot!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t mean to naysay (also since it was my idea), but it is going to be nigh impossible to see Neu, and DEFINITELY impossible to see the cutout of the Monopoly board. I would just stick with giant text…
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 27, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Its a lot tougher to see Neu and the cutout if they arent there.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
…huh>?
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 27, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So a series of words, basically.
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 27, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
totes cereal nailed it
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You said tha it would be tough to see them and that they should be removed. But itd be tougher to see them if they are removed. Makes sense to me.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
totes cereal nailed it
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I feel as if your post isn’t 100% serious.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, we would not see the pic of Neuheisel or the monopoly cutout, but we would still get the text, which is the important part. That way it’s
“TEXT TEXT TEXT!!!!”
and not
“text text text someguy is he pointing or something and a little incomprehensible graphic notfunny”
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 27, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I dont fully understand why adding the pictures makes it impossible to see the text?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Because the text is significantly smaller?
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The text is vector. I can make a 10’ poster if needed.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s like two Twists!
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I win again.
Rishi and Spazzy, JShufelt can assure you that I am gracious to my vanquished. I will not make you work in CGB’s underground salt mines. Remember my grace in the future.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
PS I might need both of you to help me get the head of Seattle Quacker. I still have yet to receive it.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was still using it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But, really, for what? I need it more!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What would you do with it?
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You need head more?
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Because you can use the posterboard space you would have wasted on pictures/graphics on making the letters big enough to read. Look at MOST of the good example signs from the gameday broadcasts. Do any of them have weirdo graphics and pictures?
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 27, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Firstly, the text is vector! Vector! That somehow proves I win! Not sure exactly how.
Secondly,

Thirdly, don’t make me put you in an underground salt mine. You are trying my patience, plebe.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What’s our vector, Victor?
Do I have clearance, Clarence?
Roger. Over.
Huh?
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 27, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“So a series of words, basically.”
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
zackly
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 27, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airplane!
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 27, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Question
How big do you guys think this needs to be? At the moment I did 4 11×17’s so 22 × 34, but if you guys have so much hope for this one do you think I need to go with a bigger poster?
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
JShufelt-
Do you have a high-res of this one? It prints out fine ok, but if I have a higher res I can print it even more better.
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure photobucket has a limit. I just tested it. :-)
I’ll have to email the larger version, or find some easy file sharing site. (Any one know if a good free one?)
I had a hard time finding a good quality picture of Baltic and Mediterranean, so those are going to look poopy regardless.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I owe you many beers for this awesome Sanchez signs.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Firstly, you could always create a new photobucket name?
Secondly, what was the one danzig had in the other fanpost? imagehosting.net?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tinypic is awesome
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
tinpic I think forces photoresize too. I just ried.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
By limit, I meant photosize. It automatically shrank it. :-(
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My handle and gmail
BTW here’s some additional (large options avail) images off flickr. More artsy of course – it is flikr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihopethisnamecounts/3134889025/sizes/l/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/danniquee/3189648790/sizes/l/
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks good
Much better than the low res one, and the overlap in picasa makes this a snap. Gotta love computers.
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Any interest in this one?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the UCLA on this one is too small to show up on TV
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by norcalnick on Feb 26, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Didnt RoyRules say he was bringin this one?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not
Sorry but I don’t have ink :(
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, what about taking some other thoughts then and doing them? Just some of the non-photo ones and using a big marker? It can still work!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody gonna grab this one?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rishi, you got this one?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still confused how I print it.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 26, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
C+P from Danzig
Download Picassa3
http://picasa.google.com/View the picture then go to the menu… CREATE>>MAKE POSTER… then use these settings:
Picassa will break the enlarged picture up into sections that you can then print individually (select them all then choose print to print all at once).
Play around with the scale (since I don’t know how big the original is)… 800% should get you a HUGE poster… since it will cost you pennies to print it out… test out a few sizes…. or if you’re smart, measure the dimensions then use proportion math (you’re all a bunch of retards).
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
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by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I’m gonna print it at work tomorrow and hope it works.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 26, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rishi, remember, you have two sides there, so why not put something on the other side?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The other side is “UCLA is going down like Lehman”
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 26, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it Lehman or Lehman’s?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was “Lehman Brothers, Inc.” I’d go with “Lehman.”
by CalBear81 on Feb 26, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Lehman owned the brothers?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ain’t nobody ownin this brotha
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What T-bred said.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The idea for this one was:
On one side, "What’s a Bruin anyway?"
On the other "A Small Dickless Bear!"
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Feb 26, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yepyep. I'm a fan of that one...
someone make it!!
I haven't seen that many tear-stained dollar bills since my dad hired a stripper for my uncle's funeral.
by BearStage on Feb 26, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 100% not going, so whoever wants to use mine, go for it.
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 26, 2009 2:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Also, for anyone making a sign about Slick Rick
It’s spelled Neuheisel. Neu would be best, I think.
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 26, 2009 2:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
+1
Yes please spell Neuheisel right. We don’t want Cal fans to look like this:

I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 26, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
People know who Neuheisel is. Neu may be a little out of memory.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 26, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We need more DisasterGirl signs
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 3:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm making the following:
“What is a Bruin anyway?” with the Pedobear picture.
UCLA spent its stimulus money on the refs
Gandhi was a Cal fan
…and BruinsNation.com still banned him.
and best of all (thanks again JShufelt!)

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 4:05 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
So just to be clear… you’re making four? …or two double-sided?
by danzig on Feb 26, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Two double-sided.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wow, freakin awesome.
I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 26, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HONORABLE MENTION
I still think some of these could be used:
“EVEN I COULD SPELL DREW CORRECTLY”
“What would Dumpster Muffin Do”
“UCLA – Getting Doctors Paid Since 2005”
“NICE FIGHT SONG”
“DID PAPA SAM GILBERT PAY FOR THAT?”
“Cash4organs.EDU”
“REHIRE KARL DORRELL’S MUSTACHE”
“HEY COACH NEU WANNA ENTER MY MARCH MADNESS POOL?”
Tickets to the Game: $50
Twelve-pack of Beer: $15
Giant Foam Finger: $8
Watching Darren Collison Go Down More Than A Freshman Sorority Pledge: Priceless
"Tedford is God"
“Hey Monty, May the Nyan be with you”
“JOSH SHIPP DRINKS ZIMA”
by danzig on Feb 26, 2009 5:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
also, what the heck is wrong with this one?

This isn’t funny?
by danzig on Feb 26, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t get its relevance to UCLA. Does Homer stand for Neu?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, we need at least one person with a DVR or TiVo to record the show and then snag screenshots if a sign of ours pops up.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 5:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I plan on recording it and I’ll post the screenshots in a fanpost that includes pictures from the event itself.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll email PRD74…. I’m sure he’ll record it but just to confirm. Afterward if we get a good showing, then we can do a slideshow vid or a highlights vid.
by danzig on Feb 26, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be even better since I don’t have a capture card or a tv tuner in my PC. This would allow us to have even higher-quality shots of the signs.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One More Suggestion
Steeeeeeeve
LAVIN
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by 408 on Feb 26, 2009 5:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
See the other post for instructions from God (danzig)
So in addition to Tedford, Danzig is God? Clearly CGB isn’t monotheistic. Which one has multiple awesome arms?
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by norcalnick on Feb 26, 2009 6:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Another elements sign suggestion
I won’t be able to make it to the game, so if someone wants it, feel free to use it.
bErkelium
Seaborgium
Plutonium
califorNium
or, for one that uses elements that all start with the ESPN letters (but doesn’t include berkelium or californium):
Einsteinium
Seaborgium
Plutonium
Nobelium
by rurata on Feb 26, 2009 6:34 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I’ll do this on the back of my other – probably the first as you just gotta have californium and berkelium.
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
awesome awesome awesome
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by CBKWit on Feb 27, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Our Nobel Prize Winners Could
Beat Up Your Nobel Prize Winners
(If You Had Any)
by CalBear81 on Feb 26, 2009 10:25 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Doesn't UCLA have Nobel Prize winners?
If so I’ll do this one!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Close enough
Actually, they have one in the medical school, Louis Ignarro. According to Wikipedia, his nobel prize winning contribution was a breakthrough that led to Viagra!
Cal’s got seven nobel laureates currently on faculty.
I say that’s close enough. Plus, our seven guys could easily beat up their Viagra guy.
by CalBear81 on Feb 27, 2009 12:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
rec’d
I’ve been gone for a while, back just in time to be entertained yet again by the CGB
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Feb 27, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Arey ou going to gameday tomorrow?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think he lives in SoCal
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 27, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No but I will tivo it. Domestic duties strike again!
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Feb 27, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And yes I’m in LA but I was up in SF the last few days for work, which is why I have domestic duties now that I’m back.
I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day all Bear fans big and small, short and tall......will have the Nyan in them!
by dballisloose on Feb 27, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
please use this one
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by CBKWit on Feb 27, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I concur, I hope somebody is on this one, Im having trouble keeping track of who is doing what.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm doing this!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet!!!!!!!!!!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw someones handle “Don’t Bruin Your Life!”
Not mine or original but it’s funny.
by CaliforniaCMB on Feb 26, 2009 11:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What time do you think I should be in front of Haas at?
5? 5:30? 6?
I’m assuming there’ll be a line..
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 12:20 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to get there around 5:30-5:45. Ugh, I haven’t been up that early in almost a year.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you
I wake up earlier than that every single day.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
15 min commute FTW
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
RISHI HAS BEEN INFECTED BY THE BRUINS NATIONITIS!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I NEED 20 CCS OF KARL DORRELL’S MUSTACHE! STAT!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How's this?

In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 12:20 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
To make it clear I'm NOT making this...
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you could also dress pedo bear in bruins gear and write...
“WHERE’S DICK?” underneath, hinting at Dick Vitale’s unfortunate absence tmrw and the dicklessness of Bruin nation at the same time.
"Like an claustrophobic nymphomaniac, I stay on top"
by joebrilliant on Feb 27, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got this one
How big should it be?
by omnizzle on Feb 27, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
3 pages by 3 pages is what I did.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ya, that’s pretty much what I did too.
3 × 3 (assuming 8.5 × 11) = 25.5" × 33"
I did 22" × 34" for the Baltic and Mediterranean one.
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Meeting up and establishing a big group
Mentioned it before, but I’ll bring it up here again – should we merge groups together to increase our group noise quotient and increase our chances of being on tv?
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 7:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
If you can coordinate, more power to you.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Hey guys, let’s meet at the upper sproul fountain at 6 am.
Like that?
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How about we meet there closer to 5:30 or 5:45 so we can be at the doors when they open?
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 8:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to aim for 5:30.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Feb 27, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll show up around 5:45 then.
My plan of action:
Go out drinking tonight, make posters while drunk with buddy at 3 am
Finish making signs at 5 am
Eat power breakfast at 5:15 am
Walk to Gameday for AWESOMENESS
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
there is a distinct lack of suiting up in that plan
the Maharg is above catch phrases
by Maharg on Feb 27, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m already suited up.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Request
Can someone please enlarge the “Sanchez” sign so I can print it out at work and paste it on signboards tonight?
I can’t get Picasa at work. Maybe if someone can enlarge it and save the enlarged file as a jpeg or a word document, that’d be awesome.
Thanks.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 9:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
How big do you want it?
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know nothing about signboards. You’ve had Gameday twice in the last year… how big are signs on stakes normally?
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Send me an email (It’s under my profile), and I can send you the files.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Personal e-mail is blocked, work e-mail monitored.
Can you e-mail me rnjbond@gmail.com?
Thanks <3
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thatd be hilarious if they were monitoring your work email and rai across that photo. Theyd be so confused!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think anyone would be confused were they to rai across that photo.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU KEYBOARD!
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s okay, it brings up good images of Abhishek Bachchan’s wife AND of great music.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized the one I made for you is 6.5 feet tall.
That might be a bit much, unless you really want to declare the entire world Sanchez.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I believe in Rishi. If anybody can declare the entire world Sanchez, he can!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How big are standard poster boards?!
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno. They all vary in size.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, whatever size you recommend, then I’ll go out and purchase it.
A 6.5-foot-tall one might be a little difficult, though, seeing as how that’s slightly taller than I am.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The bigger it is the more likely itll be seen on TV, tho.
TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t held up a sign on a post since I campaigned for another person’s ASUC bid my freshman year
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Was it the “Affirmative Action for Hot Chicks” party? They always got my vote. That’s a cause I could believe in! Or, more aptly (if not appropriately), get behind.
50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club
by CALumbus Bear on Feb 27, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you’re putting yourself out there as a “hot chick”, having your support “get behind you” is just going to have to come with the territory.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Feb 27, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is 22" x 28" too small?
That seems to be the standard poster board size.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That seems really small to me.
I just emailed you one that is 5’-6". I can probably send you a couple smaller ones too if you want.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Can you send one at half size? I’ll print both out and experiment.
Thanks <3
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
( I think you meant you emailed Rishi). I printed out what would have fit on a 22"x28" and it seems to small. I’ll combine boards for a 44"x28" poster. That looks like it will be more legible on tv.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Yup! I did mean Rishi. But I’ll email you too if you want. Maybe a picture of my cup of coffee?
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t quite think that would make for a good poster. Anyway, I was able to download Picasa so I’m set.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What if I throw on the caption of “Bruins drink their coffee with 3 creams and 3 splendas”?
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I sent you one, it’s not QUITE half, but close to half.
This is 33" tall.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Got it. I’ll print it out in the afternoon when no one is here and bring it to Berkeley tonight. YAYUH!
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
RASTERBATION
the delightful word for splitting up an image and putting each piece on separate pages for large posting
if you don’t like/can’t use picasa just use this website:
http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/
it’ll spit out a pdf file with each part of the picture on different pages
very self-explanatory
size it as such, and be aware of how many sheets are required (LOL RESCOMP)

by WilltheBear on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Wow… the online app works great!! Estimating the final size is much easier on this than Picassa. Great tool.
by danzig on Feb 27, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. The one problem, at least with the posters I have, is that it doesn’t translate smaller fonts very well.
I was going to do this, but even with 1 mm dots (downloaded version), it wasn’t very clear unless it was going to get printed out to be 8’ tall.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This tool is optimized for larger blowups. I would imagine for our purposes we wouldn’t exceed 4 sheets across… in that case Picassa is best since it doesn’t use pointillism.
by danzig on Feb 27, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This tool is optimized for larger blowups.
hehe
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
1994 Cal @ UCLA Bball game on right now on ESPN Classic
Jason Kidd is playing.</blockquote>
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 27, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The picture of scar in the DBD makes me want to scribble a sign that reads:
Cal = Mufasa
fucla = Scar
by CaliforniaBone on Feb 27, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That’d get top billing because of the Disney props.
by BearsNecessity on Feb 27, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not that I'm going to do it
but it would be awesome if someone made a life-size Max Zhang sign.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 1:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I think it would be awesome if someone photoshoped “Ucla” script into his headband and brought it as a blown-up poster.
I’m in SoCal right now. (crys).
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 27, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
OMG
I just saw that girl in the back, scary.
by CaliforniaCMB on Feb 28, 2009 12:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What abou the classic...
UC!
SO GAY!
"Like an claustrophobic nymphomaniac, I stay on top"
by joebrilliant on Feb 27, 2009 3:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Okay, time to go out
Next time I’ll hit a computer may be after dinner or it may not be until, well, tomorrow.
5:30-5:45 am at Sproul Fountain tomorrow morning? Whom shall I look for?
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 4:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Guys with big posters up near the fountain?
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ask yourself where you can be declared Sanchez, and Rishi will suddenly appear.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 27, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You’ll recognize us by our posters. It looks like it will be you, me, Rags, RoyRules, tmoran, and a handful of others.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ya, I’m thinking there will not be a lot of guys dressed in Cal gear carrying big posters of Neweasel.
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But if at 545 AM there is a huge throng of people all caring this poster, determine who is who by asking only a question that a reader of this website would know. Such as:
“Has Gary Tyrrell ever used his fame to get laid?”
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by TwistNHook on Feb 27, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL WINNAR IZ YOU
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 27, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I fixed it.

I’m a lazy, lazy man, so I ask, “can’t someone else do it?”
by CalBandGreat on Feb 27, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I Designed a Collison poster...
But I’m not sure if I want to be the one holding it. Anyone want to make this?

by StringerBell on Feb 27, 2009 5:14 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
POSTER ROLL CALL
WHO IS BRINGING WHAT?
ROYRULES22 –
Our Nobel Prize Winners Could
Beat Up Your Nobel Prize Winners
(If You Had Any)
POST YOURS AS REPLIES!!!
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 5:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm bringing two double-sided signs
Neuheisal has officially placed his bet on the over (with picture)
[on the other side]What is a Bruin anyway? (with a picture of Pedobear)
UCLA spent its stimulus money on the refs
[on the other side]Rule 7 Section 1 Article 3: The ball shall be out of bounds when it passes over the backboard from any direction.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 27, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One sign
Baltic and Mediterranean
Berkelium, Seagorgium, Plutonium, Californium with appropriate ESPN emphasis
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just make sure it’s Seaborgium (named after Geln Seaborg).
I always remember it as an anagram of GoBearsium
by rurata on Feb 27, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ya I typoed on the post but the sign is correct. Thanks.
by tmoran3020 on Feb 27, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez and Lehman, double-sided.
Not sure what my buddy is gonna do, but I gave him the link to this thread.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you gonna meet at the fountain tomm?
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
one sign, double-sided
“Josh Shipp Drinks Zima”
and
“Hey Coach Neu, Wanna Join My March Madness Pool?”
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Feb 27, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's kinda demeaning to Randle
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 27, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it would be very funny if i weren't a bears fan
as it is, i think it’s more mean than funny.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Feb 27, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going and looking for a sign to bring...
Not sure about the toilet….
by avsrock90 on Feb 27, 2009 7:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Those UCLA pictures are totally getting me even more pumped for tomorrow night’s game.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Feb 27, 2009 10:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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