ESPN GameDay Sign Ideas Thread
by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 10:11 AM PST
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Frank Chu has mastered the complex dynamics of memorable sign presentation
ESPN GameDay will be at Haas at 6AM this Sat. We need sign ideas... anything that is safe for network TV goes. Post your ideas here:
IF WE AREN'T SMARTER THAN THE QUACKS, then I think we should relinquish control over to ATQ right now.... If we can't be as creative as our quack friends from the north:
... then, might as well give up control, cuz if we're that witless and inept.... WE DON'T DESERVE SHIT. Look at what they were able to produce on shrooms and fresh Salmon:
SO LISTEN UP !
1) First off, show up... period. Then we need ENERGY and clever ESPN GameDay sign ideas... it doesn't matter if they're funny, not funny or even downright random...WHATEVER!!! ....post them here and let the community vote on the best ones. Let....er....rip... I'm serious. Some of the best signs I've ever seen were totally random and had NOTHING to do with sports.
2) You DON'T NEED to conform to the E.S.P.N. acronym... in fact, it's better if you don't. Random is funny.... obscure/eccentric jokes are funny... signs that make fun of our nerdiness (the elements we've discovered etc) are funny.... it's all funny to someone... just post it and let's see what jives with the CGB community. DON'T BE AFRAID, LET-ER-RIP AND LET THE COMMUNITY DECIDE.... Just keep it short!
Seriously, post whatever pops into your head... this is a BRAIN STORM!
3) IF... and IF... your sign idea is recommended (by at least 2 people), BUT you will NOT be able to make the 6am call time at Haas for ESPN GameDay filming this Sat... THEN LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU WON'T BE THERE!!!! Let us know you won't be there and let someone else use your idea... don't be an asshole... Just add a comment stating that you won't be there and that someone else should use your sign idea.
Here are a few ideas that should get you going:
http://oneclicksportsblog.wordpress.com/2007/10/08/geaux-here-for-the-best-college-gameday-signs/
http://www.collegegameballs.com/2008/10/04/gameday-signs-nashville-tn/
http://www.collegegameballs.com/2008/09/22/gameday-signs-auburn/
http://footballjesus.wordpress.com/2007/11/18/best-signs-at-espn-college-gameday-ann-arbor/
http://uscfootballblog.blogspot.com/2005/12/best-gameday-sign.html
http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/44107-clever-game-day-signs.html
http://www.burntorangenation.com/2009/2/20/765454/gameday-signs-and-sugggest
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=7530
w....w....w....google....c...o..m
Here are the event details:
Gameday will be broadcast from inside Haas Pavilion on the basketball court.
Doors will open at 6 a.m. (must be there AT 6AM) and food and beverage for the first 500 fans will be provided by Looney's Smokehouse, Odwalla, Coke and Berkeley Farms.
Once inside, fans will have the chance to win a wide variety of prizes. One lucky fan will have the opportunity to attempt a half-court shot for $17,500. Other giveaways include 35 College GameDay T-shirts, 150 hats, a Bank of the West Bear, mini basketballs signed by head coach Mike Montgomery, 20 Touchless Carwash coupons, Cal Crocs and gift certificates to Henry's, Pyramid Brewery and Looney's.
MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:
Show up... get up early for once and show up for a worthy cause... when was the last time you did anything that supported your school? Yeah, though so... douche. Get off your ass and do something you pussy.
PRINTING HUGE POSTERS FOR ABOUT $3
The key is to print it out in sections… cut the borders off and then paste them to cardboard.
Download Picassa3
http://picasa.google.com/View the picture then go to the menu… CREATE>>MAKE POSTER… then use these settings:
Picassa will break the enlarged picture up into sections that you can then print individually (select them all then choose print to print all at once).
Play around with the scale (since I don’t know how big the original is)… 800% should get you a HUGE poster… since it will cost you pennies to print it out… test out a few sizes…. or if you’re smart, measure the dimensions then use proportion math (you’re all a bunch of retards).
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.
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Wow, danzig, your last few sentences there, do you need a hug or something?
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PS Any sign that either a)references the link to this website, our name, and slash or mocks Bruins Nation sounds good to me.
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How about
http://wwwcaliforniagoldenblogs.com
California Golden Blogs
and /
Bruins Nation Sucks A Lot
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
this MUST be done… with the logo somewhere on the sign
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
.
“IF YOU’RE SUFFERIN’ FROM DIABEETUS, LIBERTY MEDICAL SUPPLY CAN HELP”
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The Football Monopoly is Over!
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
+ 
The tree pic
Has to have a caption like… California’s version of the bailout? Real estate bubble worse than thought? The Governator’s new mansion? I’m not feeling very creative tonight, but vote that that pic get some air time… unique to Cal!!
What one could do is have her saying something. A voice bubble and inside she says somethinglike “EVEN I KNOW UCLA BASKETBALL SUCKS.” or “EVEN I COULD SPELL DREW CORRECTLY” or whatnot.
what would dumpster muffin say to UCLA if she had the chance?
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Maybe I am tooting my own horn too much here, but even while we continue to brainstorm Dumpster Muffin ideas, can I get a “EVEN I COULD SPELL DREW CORRECTLY” one?
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MARSHAWN DON’T SHOOT ME
SHOOT THREES.
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
PRO CHOICE
Abort Baby Bruins
Alternately,
I DECLARE ESPN GAMEDAY SANCHEZ
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 10:49 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
For you Rishi!
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Can we get a www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com on there? Either written on the poster or added to the jpeg?
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THIS PIC NEEDS TO GO ON EVERY POSTER
ALSO, I’M NOT GOING, SO I CAN’T ENFORCE THIS
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Since Vitale won't be there
Caption this photo:
“We miss Dick!”
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Feb 26, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
UCLA – GIVE US JOSH SHIPP BACK!
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DEYYYY TOOKKKK UUUURRRRR SHHIPPP
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
stolen from the cal-stanford chemistry t-shirts:
No. of atoms discovered on the Periodic Table
Cal, 11; UCLA, 0
Praise be to Glenn T. Seaborg!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
by carp on Feb 25, 2009 11:21 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
This is all I got so far (sorry)
“We still hate you, Reggie Miller. (And your sister, too.)”
“Pete Newell OWNED John Wooden.”
http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/ucla/la-sp-crowe15-2008dec15,0,4212817.column
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Feb 25, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
SOMEONE MUST MAKE THIS… RISHI, ROYRULES, RAGNAROK, CBKWIT????
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
BTW IT SHOULD SAY 2 BRUINS 1 CUP
whoever makes this…
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I think it’s funny on computer screen but it will be really hard to see the image on a big sign being waved around frantically. Also enlarging an image like that will take $$$$$$ big time. I’d stick with block letter signs…
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry my Photoshop skills have worsened..
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Feb 25, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
MAKE IT HAPPEN
THERE’S A KINKO’S ON SHATTUCK
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
ask uncle twist to dip into his “save Cal band” fund.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
am i the only one here who has never seen this “2 girls 1 cup” thing? i don’t get it.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
yes….use google w/ safesearch off when you’re not at work.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Prepare for unforeseen circumstances
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
i bet he closes his browzer in 4 seconds.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I found out what it was but have yet
to actually see it? Youtube has removed it.
Part of me wants to see if it’s really true. Any working link?
And do I really want to see it?
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
It's really true. All of it.
I’m sure you can find it pretty quickly if you do a Google search. I’m not pulling up a link at work, though.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
I agree with B97.
It’s worth seeing, and too dangerous 4 work…even 4 carp.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
It looks like it's been removed by most sites, if you guys find a working link at home
kindly put it up.
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
That requires a Credit Card and some payment
looks shady to me
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
It looks like chocolate ice cream….
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElDsUya_2zM
This was my initial reaction to the video…
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
i bet you’ve tied the guiness book of world records for fapping/day. don’t lie, it’s ok.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
omg…why?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I like it. what about the roofies science poster?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
"Medlock is good - he can hit AND run"
FYI: in 05 Medlock was arrested for felonly hit-and-run where he ran over a girl and broke her back.
something about the polish bear
in wwii the we saw yesterday?
Go Bears Go
Someone, complete this sentence (because I've still got 'nothing)
U-C-LA, I see _ .
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Feb 25, 2009 11:52 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Syphilis
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
God Bless Pete Newell
Wooden was a fraud!
by CaliforniaBone on Feb 25, 2009 11:57 AM PST reply actions
NEUHEISAL PROMISED ME I’D BE THE PAC10 LEADING RECEIVER!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 12:02 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
If anyone does Neuheisel signs
you should spell his name right, no?
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
"RESERVED FOR THE HANDICAPPED (AND FOOTBALL)"
…referring to the handicapped parking permit scandal.
by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 12:09 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
Eye-catching visual. Simple. Well played.
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Feb 25, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Some of these suggestions really make me want to make a sign and attend
But I really don’t want to wake up at 5am on a Saturday.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Where is the Stegasaurus sign?
Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.
Ben Braun, Age 8
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
FTW!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
If I go, I might end up printing out that picture in a poster-size and putting it on one of my posters. For reasons unknown to me, that one is too good to pass up.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
too bad it’s not an automated gif with the flames roaring away and little Ms.Suzy’s bangs blowing in the wind.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
JRUE CAN'T SPELL
or, alternatively, a photoshooop of Ben Braun and Rick Neuheisel on a Brokeback Mountain poster
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:29 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I support the idea of a poster saying something like “UCLA: We can’t even teach Jrue to spell his name correctly”
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
The spelling of his first name…
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
could easily make this a UCLA bball t-shirt
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
oh snap
The first photo is of me. It was taken in 1974 when I entered a magnetically controlled electrical outlet as my science project.
I don’t appreciate it being manipulated and spread on the internet without my permission. I posted the original on Flickr in 2005 and have the CC license set to disallow derivatives. I would appreciate it if boingboing would remove it and stop helping this idiot that manipulated it into a humiliating image spread it all over the ’net.
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/17/funny-doctored-scien.html#comment-286201
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Someone should use these
Shoops of those Bruin male cheerleaders or Nikola Dragovic’s head should be added along with some witty UCLAisms
Man, these will come in handy for Cal vs. SC 2009 too
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
but what if they counter that wil Alan Bridgford foto?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
GANDHI WAS A CAL FAN
…AND STILL GOT BANNED BY BRUINSNATION
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
yeah me too.
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
REHIRE KARL DORRELL'S MUSTACHE
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Can we get a rol call on people who are actually going?
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I’m 50/50
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
Which signs do you wish to bring?
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I will be unable to attend. Im not trying to force you to do anything, but merely keep the conversation flowing. If all you are going to do is the Sanchez one, then so be it. Feel free to add a CGB plug to it.
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shameless!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
i am
i’m still a sign free agent…though i might bring the CGB signs i had made for the tailgate, because i’m a whore like that.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
There's about a 75% chance I'll go
If so, I’ll bring one with that little girl and the burning house, the Ghandi/BN banned one, one about Jrue not knowing how to spell his name, and one other one so my fourth side is filled.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
We GOTTA get at least 1 Neuheisal one.
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“No I don’t look like Oski”
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
BTW: ESPN Gameday will be doing a Monty piece during the broadcast....
…. so if you have a Monty sign, it most likely will get a closeup/zoom.
Did anybody else watch the Recap show last night?
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this, combined with you love of scarf’s and gossip girls frightens me.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
a) shit! i’m on a roll today
b) just twist’s.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
damn who’s the one on the far left…
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Her name is Vicki Gunvalson. Shes incredibly driven. And catty.
The one on the far left in the back row is the ex-wife of an A front office guy (Keough), whose son is in like the A system.
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oh yeah I’ve heard of him…not the ex-wife though!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I brought the “Thanks For Tedford” sign to the GameDay in Eugene. I’m thinking something more basketball-oriented for this one, though.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
by ragnarok on Feb 25, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
“Hey UCLA, can you think Oregon for Tedford for us? Thanks!”
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CRN: Take the over, baby!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I think that outside of bro posters the CRN wouldn’t wash, but ya something like that -
Neuheisel says
TAKE THE OVER
by tmoran3020 on Feb 25, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I LIKE THIS IDEA. I LIKE IT VERY MUCH....
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
THIS ONE SHOULD ELICIT A STRONG REACTION ALL OVER THE INTERNETZ
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
used with that “The monopoly in LA is now over” pic!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
perfect.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
I really really REALLY hope somebody does this.
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Rick Neuheisel bet on this game.
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
I like this one a lot better than the Take the over
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
we might need a poll.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
How bout
NEUHEISEL TOOK THE OVER
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
I posted " HEY COACH NEU WANNA ENTER MY MARCH MADNESS POOL?"
up the page a bit.
Way to ignore it.
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
edgy.
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Disaster Girl Transparent Matte
I made a generic disaster girl matte with transparent background…. so you can put anything in the background.
http://www.filesavr.com/disastergirlmatte
…you get the idea.
Where’s zoonews when you need him?
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
AIG = UCLA = al Qaeda ??????
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
Suggest replacing the turban with a UCLA headband
by LovinBlue on Feb 25, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I like this.
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
UCLA's Going Down Like Lehman
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
This gets a REC
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
oh snap!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
Cool:
Can you change the phone # to 310 – UCLA – SUXX or something like that?
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
310 - G - O - F - U - C - L - A
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
FTW!
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I suck at fonts. Oh well.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Cool but how about
Neuheisel officially bet on the over!
I got lost in cyberspace.
by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
Better
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
placed his BET
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
Good call!
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DAMNIT!
If I were smart, I would save these files while they are in their layers.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
If you can make one that says “bet” that would be great and I’ll definitely use it.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Do it, JShufelt. Dooooooooooooooooo it!
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And add “www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com” to it, too.
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We’re going to need more signs with the conventional “E——- S——- P—— N——-”
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
Every
Sports
Person thinks
Neuheisal is a douchebag.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
it’s flexible, one could replace doucebag with something more PC like sleezeball, slimeball, cawksuking phag, etc.
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
UCLA USES BAILOUT MONEY ON REFS
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
lol
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
perhaps this could somehow be put to good use
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
(in reference to win over Tenn, btw)
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
UCLA'S FOOTBALL MONOPOLY:
BALTIC AND MEDITERRANEAN
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Way too good to pass up.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I
t seems unlikely that these will make it to posters given the cost (tho it would ROCK if they did), but these will be great toolos come the fall!
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I dont doubt it. Keep going! You are doing great. I just dont know if peoplewill be willing to pay to have these blown up enough. But they will work 1,000x over in different contexts.
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ALL POSTERS COST $20ish
Dude, nobody gets these printed out at Kinkos. That’s so 90s. You PRINT IT OUT IN SECTIONS… then paste them on cardboard.
There are many programs (some of them free) that will print out your large poster in sections…. ProPoster costs $20 and works fine.
If you have a stack of paper, some scissors and a color printer… then download this program and you’re good.
Try any of these out… but ProPoster works and it’s $20… much cheaper than Kinkos.
http://www.download.com/1770-20_4-0.html?tag=mncol3Bsort&query=print+poster&searchtype=downloads&filter=platform3DWindows&filterName=platform%3DWindows&rpp=30&sort=
What we need to do is compile all of these ideas and the roll call for a post on Friday. Do you want to take care of it or should I take care of it (aka ask The Maharg to do it, since he doesnt do shit all day)?
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I’m going to be busy this fri…. can you do it pls.. ??
Plus I just tried out printing a 500% enlargement poster on Picassa and it worked perfectly.
I’m guessing the wood stick… some glue should cost about $10 at most… then the paper and coffee the morning-of… would bring the total to $13.
At most, it should cost anyone about $13 to make a great sign and show up this Sat.
Download Picassa3
http://picasa.google.com/
Thanks Danzig. I’ll try this out tonight to see how it works.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Can someone compile jpegs/Word Docs of these? It’d make it easy to actually print these out
Also, for those going, we could get a bigger group together and increase chances of tv exposure.
I declare you Sanchez.
The Maharg said he can compile this stuff tomorrow at work, so if you are going to create new jpegs or whatever to use, just keep us up to date about it all, so we can get the compilation correct. Then, we can get a post up on Friday with all the ideas and jpegs for ease of printing et al.
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Any idea what font is used? I’m horrible at identifying fonts.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
Download "College" font
http://www.filesavr.com/college
unzip it… then go to control panel… open fonts folder. FILE>>INSTALL NEW FONT
The font is called "College"
http://www.dafont.com/college.font
…. let me see if I can upload it so you can download it.
E ven
Neuhei S el won’t
P lace $$$
on the brui N s
I declare you Sanchez.
by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
simply:
Neuheisel says
TAKE THE OVER
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
closet fucla fan?
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
closet heterosexual?
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
no
I’m out baby
Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.
I knew someone would go there at some point
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
What Does It Take To Beat UCLA?
A) Money
B) Luck
C) Smarts
D) Destiny
E) A Real Basketball Team
I declare you Sanchez.
I don’t think people would get it
but good thought
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
NEUHEISEL'S 3RD MUSKETEER IS THE REF
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
HOWLAND'S 3RD MUSKETEER IS THE REF
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
MONTY WOULDN'T PAWN AMITABH'S AUTOGRAPH
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
PRINTING HUGE POSTERS FOR FREE (or for about $3)
The key is to print it out in sections… cut the borders off and then paste them to cardboard.
Download Picassa3
http://picasa.google.com/
View the picture then go to the menu… CREATE>>MAKE POSTER… then use these settings:
Picassa will break the enlarged picture up into sections that you can then print individually (select them all then choose print to print all at once).
Play around with the scale (since I don’t know how big the original is)… 800% should get you a HUGE poster… since it will cost you pennies to print it out… test out a few sizes…. or if you’re smart, measure the dimensions then use proportion math (you’re all a bunch of retards).
Do you want to compile for Friday or do you want me to lean on Maharg?
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USE "OVERLAP TITLES"
… you won’t have to do as much scissor work.
… I just created a 500% enlargement poster in about 10mins.
Sticks, etc?
Does anyone know where to find some sticks that are good for holding these signs (those 2" wide, 1/2" thick, 4-6’ long ones)? Might I find them at Target or Office Depot/Max? If I can’t find any, I’ll have to resort to using whatever stick-ish supplies I have around the house.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
Having gone to GameDay in Eugene
Might I suggest a telescoping pole? Pretty cheap at hardware stores.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Goldblooded said a Home depot will have what you need.
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Has someone started a Facebook group for this?
There could be a larger community of dedicated Cal student fans who could help build these signs.
I have not. Feel free to do so, I guess, and link back here.
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Or would an event work better?
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I’d prefer someone who’s going to create the event, so it creates a better chain of command. Ragnarok?
by BearsNecessity on Feb 25, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
For the stick part....
survey stakes/construction stakes at most any Hardware store are the preferred option. the 36" ones are often just a few $ for a bundle of 25 or 50.
Go Bears Go
Don't know 'bout you, but
I’m pretty irritated that ESPN is coming to a roundball game before going to Memorial after some pretty groundbreaking years by Tedford and the gang. In that vain…
ESPN
fearS the
Pain
traiN
(Otherwise I’m pretty sure they would have shown up for a football game)
OR
ESPN,
If you like the vibe at Haas, you’ll really like the haze at Tightwad Hill.
Obviously, basketball wise, it would be unfair not to have a Wilkes family reference somewhere, e.g.:
Hey, Jamaal, nice hat!!! (with picture of Silk in Cal hat) or
Silk, thanks for sending your kids to the right UC
or
I suffered through 4 years in Westwood so that you two kids could go to Berkeley
by RickySanchez on Feb 25, 2009 11:46 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Wilkes references…. VERY interesting…
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
Rule 7 Section 1 Article 3:
The ball shall be out of bounds when it passes over the backboard from any direction.
by reddmannbutt on Feb 26, 2009 2:40 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
I can’t believe there’s been nothing on the whole “Get your own colors, get your own fight song, get a real damn bear” angle.
Maybe I’m just too old fashioned.
You know, something like,
Ucla: Stealing colors, mascots and songs for almost a century!
Obey!
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
I’ll get the monopoly one done later.
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 26, 2009 8:58 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
It’s later!
It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""
by JShufelt on Feb 26, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Winner winner chicken dinner!
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
TOOT TOOT!
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
Well I wasn’t going to go, but I better go now!
by CaliforniaBone on Feb 26, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
I need a picture for this
On one side, “What’s a Bruin anyway?”
On the other “A Small Dickless Bear!”
by CaliforniaBone on Feb 26, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions
I might do that if I run out of other ideas.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
JOSH SHIPP DRINKS ZIMA
I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 26, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d!
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
I bought my supplies
It was dirt cheap. If you go to Home Depot go find a “6’ Garden Stake” in the gardening section. It will cost you a whopping $1.71. 22"x28" poster board at Office Depot is $.99. Including tax, you can make a sign for under $3 or under $4 if you want a double-sided one.
"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.
It shouldn't even cost you $3
You can actually make money. If I were able to go, I would buy at least 10 of those garden stakes, 20-30 posters and some black paint/markers.
Doors open at 6AM but filming won’t start for a few hours…right? I would sell blank, double-sided signs kits for $20 each… and they can use my markers and my stapler to make their signs. Waiting around for that long, trust me people will buy them.
I would also bring a printout of this page so they can use some of the unused ideas.
My break-even would be at three signs…. if I sold six I would have enough for beer that night. However, my bet is I would sell all ten….easily.
HA HA HA HA HA.....
Oh, man! That was funny. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t hide this website from my wife any longer. So I showed her that last one and she said, “Oh yeah? Well for you that means you get to go 3 times.”
ha ha ha….we both laughed some more. Tell me how the Bears do – I think we’re going to miss the game now. And to think, we already have 5 kids!
hahhaaa.. Actually I didn’t get the joke for a while… until I looked at it again one day and did some simple arithmetic.
Or Jason Bourne
Let’s go over a list of what we know about danzig’s real life:
-
-
- ???
I declare you Sanchez.
Too busy attending a charity event at the Galen Center or LA Coliseum?
You ain't got it like Marshawn got it
by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
Feel free to use these, and even freer to ignore them
Neuheisel never met a
Point
Spread
hE didn’t like
For Bob Knight:
“Hi, Bob. Remember us from Hartford (March 1990)?
Cal 65, Indiana 63”
And since Bob Knight absolutely worships Pete Newell, we need to show our old coach some love. I’ll thus repeat my earlier suggestion:
“Pete Newell OWNED John Wooden”
Go Bears!
by California Pete on Feb 26, 2009 6:34 PM PST reply actions
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