Do us Cal fans have the wit, intelligence and pop-culture knowledge to out 'sign' the UCLA Bruin fans? Let's find out.
Frank Chu has mastered the complex dynamics of memorable sign presentation
ESPN GameDay will be at Haas at 6AM this Sat. We need sign ideas... anything that is safe for network TV goes. Post your ideas here:
IF WE AREN'T SMARTER THAN THE QUACKS, then I think we should relinquish control over to ATQ right now.... If we can't be as creative as our quack friends from the north:
... then, might as well give up control, cuz if we're that witless and inept.... WE DON'T DESERVE SHIT. Look at what they were able to produce on shrooms and fresh Salmon:
SO LISTEN UP !
1) First off, show up... period. Then we need ENERGY and clever ESPN GameDay sign ideas... it doesn't matter if they're funny, not funny or even downright random...WHATEVER!!! ....post them here and let the community vote on the best ones. Let....er....rip... I'm serious. Some of the best signs I've ever seen were totally random and had NOTHING to do with sports.
2) You DON'T NEED to conform to the E.S.P.N. acronym... in fact, it's better if you don't. Random is funny.... obscure/eccentric jokes are funny... signs that make fun of our nerdiness (the elements we've discovered etc) are funny.... it's all funny to someone... just post it and let's see what jives with the CGB community. DON'T BE AFRAID, LET-ER-RIP AND LET THE COMMUNITY DECIDE.... Just keep it short!
Seriously, post whatever pops into your head... this is a BRAIN STORM!
3) IF... and IF... your sign idea is recommended (by at least 2 people), BUT you will NOT be able to make the 6am call time at Haas for ESPN GameDay filming this Sat... THEN LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU WON'T BE THERE!!!! Let us know you won't be there and let someone else use your idea... don't be an asshole... Just add a comment stating that you won't be there and that someone else should use your sign idea.
Here are a few ideas that should get you going:
Here are the event details:
Gameday will be broadcast from inside Haas Pavilion on the basketball court.
Doors will open at 6 a.m. (must be there AT 6AM) and food and beverage for the first 500 fans will be provided by Looney's Smokehouse, Odwalla, Coke and Berkeley Farms.
Once inside, fans will have the chance to win a wide variety of prizes. One lucky fan will have the opportunity to attempt a half-court shot for $17,500. Other giveaways include 35 College GameDay T-shirts, 150 hats, a Bank of the West Bear, mini basketballs signed by head coach Mike Montgomery, 20 Touchless Carwash coupons, Cal Crocs and gift certificates to Henry's, Pyramid Brewery and Looney's.
MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:
Show up... get up early for once and show up for a worthy cause... when was the last time you did anything that supported your school? Yeah, though so... douche. Get off your ass and do something you pussy.
PRINTING HUGE POSTERS FOR ABOUT $3
The key is to print it out in sections… cut the borders off and then paste them to cardboard.
View the picture then go to the menu… CREATE>>MAKE POSTER… then use these settings:
Picassa will break the enlarged picture up into sections that you can then print individually (select them all then choose print to print all at once).
Play around with the scale (since I don’t know how big the original is)… 800% should get you a HUGE poster… since it will cost you pennies to print it out… test out a few sizes…. or if you’re smart, measure the dimensions then use proportion math (you’re all a bunch of retards).