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ESPN GameDay Sign Ideas Thread

Do us Cal fans have the wit, intelligence and pop-culture knowledge to out 'sign' the UCLA Bruin fans?  Let's find out.

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Frank Chu has mastered the complex dynamics of memorable sign presentation

ESPN GameDay will be at Haas at 6AM this Sat.  We need sign ideas... anything that is safe for network TV goes.   Post your ideas here:

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IF WE AREN'T SMARTER THAN THE QUACKS, then I think we should relinquish control over to ATQ right now.... If we can't be as creative as our quack friends from the north:

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... then, might as well give up control, cuz if we're that witless and inept....  WE DON'T DESERVE SHIT.   Look at what they were able to produce on shrooms and fresh Salmon:1461308143_76974d51c3_medium

SO LISTEN UP !

1) First off, show up... period.   Then we need ENERGY and clever ESPN GameDay sign ideas... it doesn't matter if they're funny, not funny or even downright random...WHATEVER!!!   ....post them here and let the community vote on the best ones. Let....er....rip... I'm serious.  Some of the best signs I've ever seen were totally random and had NOTHING to do with sports.

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2) You DON'T NEED to conform to the E.S.P.N. acronym... in fact, it's better if you don't.  Random is funny.... obscure/eccentric jokes are funny... signs that make fun of our nerdiness (the elements we've discovered etc) are funny.... it's all funny to someone... just post it and let's see what jives with the CGB community.   DON'T BE AFRAID, LET-ER-RIP AND LET THE COMMUNITY DECIDE.... Just keep it short!

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Seriously, post whatever pops into your head... this is a BRAIN STORM!

3) IF... and IF... your sign idea is recommended (by at least 2 people), BUT you will NOT be able to make the 6am call time at Haas for ESPN GameDay filming this Sat... THEN LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU WON'T BE THERE!!!!  Let us know you won't be there and let someone else use your idea... don't be an asshole... Just add a comment stating that you won't be there and that someone else should use your sign idea.

Here are a few ideas that should get you going:

http://oneclicksportsblog.wordpress.com/2007/10/08/geaux-here-for-the-best-college-gameday-signs/

http://www.collegegameballs.com/2008/10/04/gameday-signs-nashville-tn/

http://www.collegegameballs.com/2008/09/22/gameday-signs-auburn/

http://footballjesus.wordpress.com/2007/11/18/best-signs-at-espn-college-gameday-ann-arbor/

http://uscfootballblog.blogspot.com/2005/12/best-gameday-sign.html

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/44107-clever-game-day-signs.html

http://www.burntorangenation.com/2009/2/20/765454/gameday-signs-and-sugggest

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=7530

w....w....w....google....c...o..m



Here are the event details:

Gameday will be broadcast from inside Haas Pavilion on the basketball court.

Doors will open at 6 a.m. (must be there AT 6AM) and food and beverage for the first 500 fans will be provided by Looney's Smokehouse, Odwalla, Coke and Berkeley Farms.

Once inside, fans will have the chance to win a wide variety of prizes. One lucky fan will have the opportunity to attempt a half-court shot for $17,500. Other giveaways include 35 College GameDay T-shirts, 150 hats, a Bank of the West Bear, mini basketballs signed by head coach Mike Montgomery, 20 Touchless Carwash coupons, Cal Crocs and gift certificates to Henry's, Pyramid Brewery and Looney's.



MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:

Show up... get up early for once and show up for a worthy cause... when was the last time you did anything that supported your school?  Yeah, though so... douche.  Get off your ass and do something you pussy.

 

PRINTING HUGE POSTERS FOR ABOUT $3

The key is to print it out in sections… cut the borders off and then paste them to cardboard.

Download Picassa3
http://picasa.google.com/

View the picture then go to the menu… CREATE>>MAKE POSTER… then use these settings:

Picassa will break the enlarged picture up into sections that you can then print individually (select them all then choose print to print all at once).

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Play around with the scale (since I don’t know how big the original is)… 800% should get you a HUGE poster… since it will cost you pennies to print it out… test out a few sizes…. or if you’re smart, measure the dimensions then use proportion math (you’re all a bunch of retards).

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Wow, danzig, your last few sentences there, do you need a hug or something?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 10:15 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

PS Any sign that either a)references the link to this website, our name, and slash or mocks Bruins Nation sounds good to me.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

this MUST be done… with the logo somewhere on the sign

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Seems a bit literal, but who am I to complain?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty funny to me!

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 25, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“IF YOU’RE SUFFERIN’ FROM DIABEETUS, LIBERTY MEDICAL SUPPLY CAN HELP”

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hahahhahhahaaa

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

CBH says AA and JH need to FE their LQA or else I’ll FKS the MZFE out of them!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Football Monopoly is Over!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

+

=

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

The tree pic

Has to have a caption like… California’s version of the bailout? Real estate bubble worse than thought? The Governator’s new mansion? I’m not feeling very creative tonight, but vote that that pic get some air time… unique to Cal!!

by LovinBlue on Feb 25, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What one could do is have her saying something. A voice bubble and inside she says somethinglike “EVEN I KNOW UCLA BASKETBALL SUCKS.” or “EVEN I COULD SPELL DREW CORRECTLY” or whatnot.

what would dumpster muffin say to UCLA if she had the chance?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I am tooting my own horn too much here, but even while we continue to brainstorm Dumpster Muffin ideas, can I get a “EVEN I COULD SPELL DREW CORRECTLY” one?

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“What would Dumpster Muffin Do” or WWDMD

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 26, 2009 7:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"UCLA FANS WEAR UGGS"

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

We need at least one Marshawn sign…

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

MARSHAWN DON’T SHOOT ME
SHOOT THREES.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My sign:

“I LOVE DICK” – Montgomery

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 10:46 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

PRO CHOICE
Abort Baby Bruins

Alternately,

I DECLARE ESPN GAMEDAY SANCHEZ

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 10:49 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Definitely the second one. We need at least one Sanchez declaration sign of some kind.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Done. If I can get up that early. Or maybe I just won’t stop drinking.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahhahhhahahahaaa!

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

I might just print that one out, money be damned!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can we get a www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com on there? Either written on the poster or added to the jpeg?

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can probably include that somewhere tomorrow.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

THIS PIC NEEDS TO GO ON EVERY POSTER

ALSO, I’M NOT GOING, SO I CAN’T ENFORCE THIS

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is awesome

someone PLEASE get this on TV?

by oski4u on Feb 26, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Since Vitale won't be there

Caption this photo:
“We miss Dick!”

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Feb 26, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

UCLA – GIVE US JOSH SHIPP BACK!

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 10:55 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

DEYYYY TOOKKKK UUUURRRRR SHHIPPP

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

stolen from the cal-stanford chemistry t-shirts:

No. of atoms discovered on the Periodic Table

Cal, 11; UCLA, 0

Praise be to Glenn T. Seaborg!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 11:21 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That one has to be there!

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rickrolling GameDay

Somebody make a normal sign then put this image in the back

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 11:31 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

We need a picture of Bobby Knight throwing a chair at Dumpster Muffin

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

This is all I got so far (sorry)

“We still hate you, Reggie Miller. (And your sister, too.)”

“Pete Newell OWNED John Wooden.”
http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/ucla/la-sp-crowe15-2008dec15,0,4212817.column

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Feb 25, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

LOLOLOLOL

SOMEONE MUST MAKE THIS… RISHI, ROYRULES, RAGNAROK, CBKWIT????

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I’m already declaring Gameday Sanchez

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

I rec people.
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by HydroTech on Feb 25, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s funny on computer screen but it will be really hard to see the image on a big sign being waved around frantically. Also enlarging an image like that will take $$$$$$ big time. I’d stick with block letter signs…

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree that doing the photos is difficult. But we have some good slogans that would be pithy and is working fine.

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MAKE IT HAPPEN

THERE’S A KINKO’S ON SHATTUCK

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How much does it cost?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 25, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ask uncle twist to dip into his “save Cal band” fund.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

am i the only one here who has never seen this “2 girls 1 cup” thing? i don’t get it.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 25, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes….use google w/ safesearch off when you’re not at work.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Prepare for unforeseen circumstances

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i bet he closes his browzer in 4 seconds.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I found out what it was but have yet

to actually see it? Youtube has removed it.

Part of me wants to see if it’s really true. Any working link?

And do I really want to see it?

I got lost in cyberspace.

by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's really true. All of it.

I’m sure you can find it pretty quickly if you do a Google search. I’m not pulling up a link at work, though.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with B97.

It’s worth seeing, and too dangerous 4 work…even 4 carp.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It looks like chocolate ice cream….

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It doesnt matter if you havent seen it, do what the danzig demands of you!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElDsUya_2zM

This was my initial reaction to the video…

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i bet you’ve tied the guiness book of world records for fapping/day. don’t lie, it’s ok.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, if we perform well at Gameday, does that make them more likely to come back for college football next season?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 11:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

omg…why?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just because it’s totally random.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like it. what about the roofies science poster?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Medlock is good - he can hit AND run"

FYI: in 05 Medlock was arrested for felonly hit-and-run where he ran over a girl and broke her back.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 11:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

something about the polish bear

in wwii the we saw yesterday?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 25, 2009 11:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

“white people”?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hot ladies?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Syphilis

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

panties (undy run)

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

tasers

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Feb 25, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"CASH 4 ORGANS"

What about a parody of “Cash4Gold” referring to the UCLA organ/cadaver scandal.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 11:56 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

EAT MY SHORTS?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 12:02 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

This on got recced, but I cant make it. Somebody has gott to grab it!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If anyone does Neuheisel signs

you should spell his name right, no?

I got lost in cyberspace.

by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Some of these suggestions really make me want to make a sign and attend

But I really don’t want to wake up at 5am on a Saturday.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 12:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Where is the Stegasaurus sign?

Joe Starkey...Scholar, Humanitarian, Cal legend, worst radio play by play man of all time.

by Fire Starkey on Feb 25, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ben Braun, Age 8

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FTW!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I go, I might end up printing out that picture in a poster-size and putting it on one of my posters. For reasons unknown to me, that one is too good to pass up.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FYI EVERYONE

Every sign has two sides people… keep that in mind…

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just two sides??!?! All my signs are cubes!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

too bad it’s not an automated gif with the flames roaring away and little Ms.Suzy’s bangs blowing in the wind.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"7/20"

….referring to Craft’s TD/INT total.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 12:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

JRUE CAN'T SPELL

or, alternatively, a photoshooop of Ben Braun and Rick Neuheisel on a Brokeback Mountain poster

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:29 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I support the idea of a poster saying something like “UCLA: We can’t even teach Jrue to spell his name correctly”

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what is this referring to?

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The spelling of his first name…

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

who’s first name?

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

could easily make this a UCLA bball t-shirt

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:42 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

oh snap
The first photo is of me. It was taken in 1974 when I entered a magnetically controlled electrical outlet as my science project.

I don’t appreciate it being manipulated and spread on the internet without my permission. I posted the original on Flickr in 2005 and have the CC license set to disallow derivatives. I would appreciate it if boingboing would remove it and stop helping this idiot that manipulated it into a humiliating image spread it all over the ’net.

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/17/funny-doctored-scien.html#comment-286201

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should use these

Shoops of those Bruin male cheerleaders or Nikola Dragovic’s head should be added along with some witty UCLAisms

Man, these will come in handy for Cal vs. SC 2009 too

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 12:56 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

but what if they counter that wil Alan Bridgford foto?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol, rec’d!

I rec people.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Feb 25, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DIDDY RIESE IS A WHORE.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I love Diddy Riese.

I rec people.
www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by HydroTech on Feb 25, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah me too.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

REHIRE KARL DORRELL'S MUSTACHE

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Tickets to the Game: $50
Twelve-pack of Beer: $15
Giant Foam Finger: $8
Watching Darren Collison Go Down More Than A Freshman Sorority Pledge: Priceless

There are some things in life money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Jerome Randle.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can we get a rol call on people who are actually going?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 1:36 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

me

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 25, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Which signs do you wish to bring?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

carp will be @ Pebble Beach. Sorry boys.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m 50/50

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sup

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Which signs do you wish to bring?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you going? I think I’m just gonna do the Sanchez one.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I will be unable to attend. Im not trying to force you to do anything, but merely keep the conversation flowing. If all you are going to do is the Sanchez one, then so be it. Feel free to add a CGB plug to it.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

shameless!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what is shameless?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I was asking if you were attending so I could prepare myself to meet you face-to-face.

Sadly, this must wait until another day.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i am

i’m still a sign free agent…though i might bring the CGB signs i had made for the tailgate, because i’m a whore like that.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 25, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sign free agent? Like if we pay you money you’ll show up with a ASU sign or something?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll “shock” the world!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There's about a 75% chance I'll go

If so, I’ll bring one with that little girl and the burning house, the Ghandi/BN banned one, one about Jrue not knowing how to spell his name, and one other one so my fourth side is filled.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

a real trooper…good stuff.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We GOTTA get at least 1 Neuheisal one.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll try to use that template posted further down to do one related to Neuheisal taking the over.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Willing to bring a sign?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i love his qb armband…I LOVE IT!

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by carp on Feb 25, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“No I don’t look like Oski”

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BTW: ESPN Gameday will be doing a Monty piece during the broadcast....

…. so if you have a Monty sign, it most likely will get a closeup/zoom.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love it!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he totally looks like oski.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“I f*ckin hate red paisley ties!”

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by carp on Feb 25, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did anybody else watch the Recap show last night?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

this, combined with you love of scarf’s and gossip girls frightens me.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A) Scarves.
B) Marriage does that to people

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

a) shit! i’m on a roll today
b) just twist’s.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

damn who’s the one on the far left…

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by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Her name is Vicki Gunvalson. Shes incredibly driven. And catty.

The one on the far left in the back row is the ex-wife of an A front office guy (Keough), whose son is in like the A system.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah I’ve heard of him…not the ex-wife though!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i heard one of the recent episode’s involved culture shock when they came to berkeley to drop their kid off at school

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How about the USC “The dynasty is over there” poster? God I love that one.

by tmoran3020 on Feb 25, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

or a nice simple “Tedford is God”

by tmoran3020 on Feb 25, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I brought the “Thanks For Tedford” sign to the GameDay in Eugene. I’m thinking something more basketball-oriented for this one, though.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 25, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

“Hey UCLA, can you think Oregon for Tedford for us? Thanks!”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Waaaa???????

I got lost in cyberspace.

by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That should read “thank Oregon.”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll Think Oregon right now.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Something about Neuheisel and betting on basketball

by tmoran3020 on Feb 25, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

CRN: Take the over, baby!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

we gotta have a neuheisel gambling reference somewhere.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

used with that “The monopoly in LA is now over” pic!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

perfect.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I really really REALLY hope somebody does this.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I have a fourth side open, I’ll do it

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mine’s better

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

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by CBKWit on Feb 25, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oooo…nice

by tmoran3020 on Feb 25, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

we might need a poll.

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by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

or both!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How bout

NEUHEISEL TOOK THE OVER

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I posted " HEY COACH NEU WANNA ENTER MY MARCH MADNESS POOL?"

up the page a bit.

Way to ignore it.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You’ll survive.

by tmoran3020 on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

edgy.

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s good at that stuff. I only let suckers into my high-stakes March Madness pools.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I said I liked it.

by CaliforniaCMB on Feb 26, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Disaster Girl Transparent Matte

I made a generic disaster girl matte with transparent background…. so you can put anything in the background.

http://www.filesavr.com/disastergirlmatte


…you get the idea.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Where’s zoonews when you need him?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It seems wildly unlikely that a single photo sign will make it.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

love it!!

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This gets a REC

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOVE IT!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

oh snap!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Cool:

Can you change the phone # to 310 – UCLA – SUXX or something like that?

I got lost in cyberspace.

by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha!

I got lost in cyberspace.

by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FTW!

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Workin’ on it.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Complicated!

But I’ll rec it anyway.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Cool but how about

Neuheisel officially bet on the over!

I got lost in cyberspace.

by oaktownmario on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Incorprates the ad and gambling. Nice!

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC!!!!!!! DO THIS! DO THIS!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Berklium use this one!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

placed his BET

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good call!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DAMNIT!

If I were smart, I would save these files while they are in their layers.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you can make one that says “bet” that would be great and I’ll definitely use it.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do it, JShufelt. Dooooooooooooooooo it!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And add “www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com” to it, too.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll add that to the bottom of all my signs.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll do it tomorrow. :-)

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can you also add the phone number?! 310 – G – O – F – U – C – L – A

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks JShufelt. I really appreciate it.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

JShufelt is the best Ducks fan, ever! His CGb North rations are DEF TOTES going to be increased!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We’re going to need more signs with the conventional “E——- S——- P—— N——-”

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'll take it!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it’s flexible, one could replace doucebag with something more PC like sleezeball, slimeball, cawksuking phag, etc.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take this one too!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hhahahaa

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps this could somehow be put to good use

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by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

NEUHEISEL KNOWS MADOFF

HOW ELSE COULD HE BEAT THE S.E.C.?

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

(in reference to win over Tenn, btw)

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHHAHAHHHHAAAA

best one yet!

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I

t seems unlikely that these will make it to posters given the cost (tho it would ROCK if they did), but these will be great toolos come the fall!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Eh. I’m having too much fun with them to stop.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont doubt it. Keep going! You are doing great. I just dont know if peoplewill be willing to pay to have these blown up enough. But they will work 1,000x over in different contexts.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ALL POSTERS COST $20ish

Dude, nobody gets these printed out at Kinkos. That’s so 90s. You PRINT IT OUT IN SECTIONS… then paste them on cardboard.

There are many programs (some of them free) that will print out your large poster in sections…. ProPoster costs $20 and works fine.

If you have a stack of paper, some scissors and a color printer… then download this program and you’re good.

Try any of these out… but ProPoster works and it’s $20… much cheaper than Kinkos.
http://www.download.com/1770-20_4-0.html?tag=mncol3Bsort&query=print+poster&searchtype=downloads&filter=platform3DWindows&filterName=platform%3DWindows&rpp=30&sort=

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What we need to do is compile all of these ideas and the roll call for a post on Friday. Do you want to take care of it or should I take care of it (aka ask The Maharg to do it, since he doesnt do shit all day)?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to be busy this fri…. can you do it pls.. ??

Plus I just tried out printing a 500% enlargement poster on Picassa and it worked perfectly.

I’m guessing the wood stick… some glue should cost about $10 at most… then the paper and coffee the morning-of… would bring the total to $13.

At most, it should cost anyone about $13 to make a great sign and show up this Sat.

Download Picassa3
http://picasa.google.com/

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Danzig. I’ll try this out tonight to see how it works.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone compile jpegs/Word Docs of these? It’d make it easy to actually print these out

Also, for those going, we could get a bigger group together and increase chances of tv exposure.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure… I can do that once all the ideas are in. Remind me later.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Maharg said he can compile this stuff tomorrow at work, so if you are going to create new jpegs or whatever to use, just keep us up to date about it all, so we can get the compilation correct. Then, we can get a post up on Friday with all the ideas and jpegs for ease of printing et al.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Any idea what font is used? I’m horrible at identifying fonts.

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

give me a second. I have about 1800 fonts on this computer.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Download "College" font

http://www.filesavr.com/college

unzip it… then go to control panel… open fonts folder. FILE>>INSTALL NEW FONT

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome. Thanks!

It's spelled "S-H-U-G-S-A-R-E-F-O-R-T-H-U-G-S""

by JShufelt on Feb 25, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The font is called "College"

http://www.dafont.com/college.font

…. let me see if I can upload it so you can download it.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well done.

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

simply:

Neuheisel says

TAKE THE OVER

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

CGB: VERY MEAN-SPIRITED

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

closet fucla fan?

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

closet heterosexual?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no

I’m out baby

Marshawn...if you're reading this...I'll JOIN YOUR POSSE FOR FREE! Dave Chappelle says every group of brothas needs a white dude for safety in case the shit goes down (which it allegedly has with you several times) and someone needs to talk to the pol-ece.

by carp on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Closet Freida Pinto Lover?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh

Something with a Slumdog motif would be perfect. Topicality rocks!

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:58 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I knew someone would go there at some point

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What Does It Take To Beat UCLA?

A) Money
B) Luck
C) Smarts
D) Destiny
E) A Real Basketball Team

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think people would get it

but good thought

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NEUHEISEL'S 3RD MUSKETEER IS THE REF

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HOWLAND'S 3RD MUSKETEER IS THE REF

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

haha

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MONTY WOULDN'T PAWN AMITABH'S AUTOGRAPH

I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

my contribution

UCLA: the ref is our 6th man.

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Feb 25, 2009 3:02 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

PRINTING HUGE POSTERS FOR FREE (or for about $3)

The key is to print it out in sections… cut the borders off and then paste them to cardboard.

Download Picassa3
http://picasa.google.com/

View the picture then go to the menu… CREATE>>MAKE POSTER… then use these settings:

Picassa will break the enlarged picture up into sections that you can then print individually (select them all then choose print to print all at once).

Play around with the scale (since I don’t know how big the original is)… 800% should get you a HUGE poster… since it will cost you pennies to print it out… test out a few sizes…. or if you’re smart, measure the dimensions then use proportion math (you’re all a bunch of retards).

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Do you want to compile for Friday or do you want me to lean on Maharg?

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good luck leaning. I’m very unstable.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

USE "OVERLAP TITLES"

… you won’t have to do as much scissor work.

… I just created a 500% enlargement poster in about 10mins.

by danzig on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Will buy extra elements

For a poster idea using the elements thing.

by rurata on Feb 25, 2009 6:03 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

or even
“Extra elements for sale”

by rurata on Feb 25, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sticks, etc?

Does anyone know where to find some sticks that are good for holding these signs (those 2" wide, 1/2" thick, 4-6’ long ones)? Might I find them at Target or Office Depot/Max? If I can’t find any, I’ll have to resort to using whatever stick-ish supplies I have around the house.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 6:43 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Having gone to GameDay in Eugene

Might I suggest a telescoping pole? Pretty cheap at hardware stores.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 25, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Goldblooded said a Home depot will have what you need.

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome. I will be across the street from one tomorrow because I have to take my cat to the vet for some routine maintenance. It all fits so nicely into my plans!

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 25, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Has someone started a Facebook group for this?

There could be a larger community of dedicated Cal student fans who could help build these signs.

by BearsNecessity on Feb 25, 2009 7:21 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I have not. Feel free to do so, I guess, and link back here.

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or would an event work better?

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 25, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d prefer someone who’s going to create the event, so it creates a better chain of command. Ragnarok?

by BearsNecessity on Feb 25, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

For the stick part....

survey stakes/construction stakes at most any Hardware store are the preferred option. the 36" ones are often just a few $ for a bundle of 25 or 50.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 25, 2009 8:14 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

What’s a good store near Shattuck&Univ?

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 25, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There’s an Ace Hardware on the corner of Shattuck and University. Is that close enough for you?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 25, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

very

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Feb 25, 2009 11:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know 'bout you, but

 I’m pretty irritated that ESPN is coming to a roundball game before going to Memorial after some pretty groundbreaking years by Tedford and the gang. In that vain…
 
       ESPN
fearS the
       Pain
 traiN
(Otherwise I’m pretty sure they would have shown up for a football game)

OR

ESPN,
If you like the vibe at Haas, you’ll really like the haze at Tightwad Hill.

Obviously, basketball wise, it would be unfair not to have a Wilkes family reference somewhere, e.g.:

Hey, Jamaal, nice hat!!! (with picture of Silk in Cal hat) or

Silk, thanks for sending your kids to the right UC
or
I suffered through 4 years in Westwood so that you two kids could go to Berkeley

by RickySanchez on Feb 25, 2009 11:46 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Wilkes references…. VERY interesting…

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of these are football related, shouldn’t we have more basketball references?

by CaliforniaCMB on Feb 26, 2009 12:14 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

SEND IT IN JEROME RANDLE!

by BearsNecessity on Feb 26, 2009 12:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Monty, May the Nyan be with you

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 26, 2009 7:14 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe there’s been nothing on the whole “Get your own colors, get your own fight song, get a real damn bear” angle.

Maybe I’m just too old fashioned.

You know, something like,
Ucla: Stealing colors, mascots and songs for almost a century!

Obey!

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by SoCal Oski on Feb 26, 2009 8:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

<3

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 26, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Winner winner chicken dinner!

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, so welll need to divy these up.

TYRANNICAL KING OF UC EUGENE! BRING ME THE HEAD OF SEATTLE QUACKER!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 26, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TOOT TOOT!

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I need a picture for this

On one side, “What’s a Bruin anyway?”

On the other “A Small Dickless Bear!”

by CaliforniaBone on Feb 26, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I might do that if I run out of other ideas.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rec’d!

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I bought my supplies

It was dirt cheap. If you go to Home Depot go find a “6’ Garden Stake” in the gardening section. It will cost you a whopping $1.71. 22"x28" poster board at Office Depot is $.99. Including tax, you can make a sign for under $3 or under $4 if you want a double-sided one.

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 26, 2009 12:33 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It shouldn't even cost you $3

You can actually make money. If I were able to go, I would buy at least 10 of those garden stakes, 20-30 posters and some black paint/markers.

Doors open at 6AM but filming won’t start for a few hours…right? I would sell blank, double-sided signs kits for $20 each… and they can use my markers and my stapler to make their signs. Waiting around for that long, trust me people will buy them.

I would also bring a printout of this page so they can use some of the unused ideas.

My break-even would be at three signs…. if I sold six I would have enough for beer that night. However, my bet is I would sell all ten….easily.

by danzig on Feb 26, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Where do you find these pictures?

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 26, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t remember where this comes from but alot of these are from T-shirt websites. WHen it comes to buying gifts, I’m not that creative so I buy everyone funny t-shirts.

by danzig on Feb 26, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HA HA HA HA HA.....

Oh, man! That was funny. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t hide this website from my wife any longer. So I showed her that last one and she said, “Oh yeah? Well for you that means you get to go 3 times.”
ha ha ha….we both laughed some more. Tell me how the Bears do – I think we’re going to miss the game now. And to think, we already have 5 kids!

by concordtom on Feb 26, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahhaaa.. Actually I didn’t get the joke for a while… until I looked at it again one day and did some simple arithmetic.

by danzig on Feb 26, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

my work here is done

see you at the game, danzig.

by concordtom on Feb 26, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you live in NY?

You’re an enigma.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 8:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A riddle wrapped in an enigma.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 27, 2009 8:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I do live in NY.

Maybe.

by danzig on Feb 27, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s confirmed, danzig is James Bond.

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 27, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or Jason Bourne

Let’s go over a list of what we know about danzig’s real life:
-
-
- ???

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

eerie

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 27, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I bet he has alter egos on CGB and changes them at will.

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Im in NYC at the moment

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 27, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you see Danzig?

the Maharg is above catch phrases

by Maharg on Feb 27, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad danzig is in Germany AND older than his mother

I declare you Sanchez.

by Rishi on Feb 27, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Too busy attending a charity event at the Galen Center or LA Coliseum?

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 26, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Feel free to use these, and even freer to ignore them

Neuheisel never met a
Point
Spread
hE didn’t like

For Bob Knight:
“Hi, Bob. Remember us from Hartford (March 1990)?
Cal 65, Indiana 63”

And since Bob Knight absolutely worships Pete Newell, we need to show our old coach some love. I’ll thus repeat my earlier suggestion:
“Pete Newell OWNED John Wooden”

Go Bears!

by California Pete on Feb 26, 2009 6:34 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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