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What IS the lesson we should learn?

 

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So as I'm sure everyone has noticed, post counts have been down recently.  Many have speculated as to the cause.  Some theories have been postulated: has it been a slow Cal news week?  Busy work week?  Was Rishi's bad case of diahrretic typography finally cured when a coworker poured Maalox on his keyboard?  Did Carp's boss find him posting pictures which he deemed TFFW (Too Fappable For Work)?  No, no, no, and mercifully, no.

No, the reason posts have been down is because we're all avoiding CGB because we know, sooner or later, there is an uncomfortable topic we all have to discuss.  

I'm pregnant. And stegosaurus is the father.

 

Ok, no, seriously.  What we all need to talk about is that the real BeastMode, the original Marshawnthusiast, the Black Brett Favre, the only guy to win the Daytona 500 using an injury cart powered by his own legs Flintstones-style, has been arrested on charges of illegally owning a loaded firearm.  [Sidenote for our many competent, well-meaning, friendly CGB lawyers, and Twist: I don't intend for this post to be centered around the legal minutiae of the situation.  I purely want to discuss morality as it relates to sports and athletes.  Let's not get bogged down with latin terms and whether the "cop" "allegedly" "smelled" "blunt wrap" and found a "gun" in a "car" that "may" or "may not have" belonged to "Marshawn."]

 

So, ignoring the potential legal outcomes of the case, Marshawn WAS found to have a loaded gun in an unlicensed car with a bunch of already-smoked pot. My question is: what do we now think of Marshawn?  Even though no one was hurt or killed, no money was stolen, and women with names like Shenaenae Buttkins and LaKrystelle St. Claire were not involved, Marshawn has, for the second time, found himself in a very, very shady situation.  He had a weapon capable of issuing a violent, bloody death despite having graduated from our beloved Alma Mater, being financially solvent even in the most conservative of terms, and generally thought of as an upstanding citizen.  What does it say about Cal when a local product and team leader is dabbling in feloniousness not once, but TWICE in a year?

 

Do you subscribe to the Charles Barkley school of thought?: "I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids..."  Parenting is ultimately the job of the parents, right?  Buffalo fans should be able to explain to their children the error of Marshawn's ways, remind him that he's just a running back for a sports team, and that they should aspire to be like him only as he is on the field, right?

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Price of admission to the Barkley School of Thought: your soul.  And BIG TITTIES awww yeaaa.  

 

Or do you think athletes and public figures SHOULD be model citizens, since sports is inherently attractive to children, a la Bill Cosby?  Athletes that are seen on TV by millions weekly surely have a significant amount of power simply by media presence alone.  With power comes responsibility, right?  A parent can tell their 7 year old kid with the Marshawn poster on his wall a thousand times not to do drugs or hang out with the wrong crowd, but when he's with his friends, who is he going to want to emulate: the librarian or the ghostriding thizz faced running back who brings a gleam to the eyes of an entire city every time he scores a touchdown?

 

Honestly, I don't know.  I'm grateful things weren't worse.  Drugs and loaded weapons are a foul tasting cocktail.  I honestly hope Marshawn really does clean up his act and stops hanging around with the West Oakland homeboys, but in all honesty I don't expect it.  I'm not ashamed that he went to Cal; but I sure am ashamed at his conduct after graduation, and I hope to hell he manages to stay out of trouble for the rest of his career.  

 

So what will it be, CGB: are you a Barkleyite or a Cosbyist?  Should we ever wear our Lynch jerseys again?

Poll
Marshawn, you
broke my heart and shamed my school. Why, Beastmode, WHY?
7 votes
should go to jail, or worse: get traded to the Raiders.
1 votes
can still drive my injury cart anytime, I don't care what you do.
18 votes
need to move back in with mama Lynch. I just can't trust you.
12 votes

38 votes | Poll has closed

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I'm Fijian. Yes, the water is like that.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 20, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 20, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

"After review, it has been determined that the previous play was not reviewable"
The Pac-10: where quality officiating happens.

by Berkelium97 on Feb 20, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Marshawn has crushed my dreams. Now, I don’t believe in nothin’ anymore. I’m going to law school!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 20, 2009 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

For the love of Oski, don’t do it! Things are never that bad. Might I suggest culinary school instead.

50% of Defacto Ohio Cal Alumni Club

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 20, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

well.....

growing up a redneck in the sierra’s I’m not that concerned about the gun, really.

I’m more concerned that he seems to have been smoking up in a car in a shady part of town. Dude! stay at a nice place, and do that. sheesh.

As far as the role model thing goes? I think it’s more important for athletes to be good role models of what to do when you get caught being an idiot. a) admit it, b) appologize and take responsibility, c) some kind of restitution (even symbolic money to the local food band helps).

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 20, 2009 9:09 AM PST reply actions  

by contrast

growing up in whitey-white town suburbs, i’m not that concerned with the pot, but i don’t know quite what to do with the gun.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 20, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

But...

But… why!?? Everything Twist types is golden!

Well, er, ok, maybe not. But still. Inanity rules.

by BleedinBlue on Feb 23, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m ashamed to admit I giggled.

This is my last game, I don't care about my body.

by rollonubears on Feb 21, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Marshawn needs to hang out with Captain Square Ass (Trent Edwards). I don’t know about his upbringing, but let’s just say he didn’t come from Walnut Creek. He might need some guidance – guidance that he may have only partially learned at Cal – in order to turn the corner. Marshawn seems like a loyal dude to me, and he maybe pretty loyal to friends that could get him in trouble.

As a side note, did Marshawn finish up his degree and actually graduate?

Deltha O’Neal actually graduated from Cal and he unfortunately got a DUI in December of ‘06. I don’t know the circumstances around that though. Perhaps he had 3 beers in 2 hours, thought he was ok, and then drove. In this case I can see it as a “mistake.” Or, perhaps he gets smashed all the time and drives drunk…if that’s the case then I don’t think it was a mistake.

Regardless, I think we might be tap dancing around the real issues – and these are issues that I can only speculate without knowing the real facts so please feel free to correct me. Many of our collegiate and professional athletes come from poor SES backgrounds and either have a broken family or have been exposed to things that suburb preppy kids just don’t experience. As a result, it can put them into situations that are very difficult to escape.

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Feb 20, 2009 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

I just think he's kind of goofy.

I’m not convinced he’s living out an Oakland thug life that will end poorly. I think he likes to smoke pot like many, is kind of goofy anyways, and that’s the complete Marshawn breakdown. The incident was likely the culmination of, “who’s got the weed?”, “let’s get some eats”, and “check out this gun”. The horror!

by zoonews on Feb 20, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m from farm country and I’ve had that same outing myself, btw.

by zoonews on Feb 20, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I had the same thought about it. With how Marshawn feels about his family and his great nature with fans, I can’t see him being any sort of ill-intentioned human being. He was just enjoying his PLAYTIME!

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 20, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, so have I

but!!! he’s got $$, I presume he’s staying somewhere nice whilst working out in SoCal, why not send some lackys for eats, others for pot, others for beer…then be all oohhh check out my ‘guns’….

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 20, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What he, or I, should have done is beside the point. I’m saying that what he has actually done aren’t necessarily the actions of a thug since we, non-thugs I presume, have done roughly the same. Yeah, I had a stupid car accident once too. So it’s unfortunate that it gets lumped into the general context of “athletes out of control” and “NFL thugs” when he didn’t shoot his chauffeur, himself, someone in a strip club, etc. He’s just young and acting the fool. I can forgive that in anyone, provided they eventually grow up a little bit.

by zoonews on Feb 20, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

MARSHAWN WAS FRAMED

Your posse is supposed to have your back. None of these charges should’ve been put on him.

Marshawn is above any of these human laws.

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 20, 2009 10:19 AM PST reply actions  

I think they need to have a police lineup

Tedford...if you're reading this...I'LL WORK FOR FREE! I'll fill out your Coach's Poll!

by carp on Feb 20, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Well written on a very complicated subject, Spazzy

Like many, I don’t care about the marijuana. It’s not something that I’ll be trying, but for the life ofme I’ll never understand why cigarettes and booze are legal when they cause the same issues dope does.

The gun really bothers me. I think it could fall into 2 categories (assuming the gun is in fact Marshawn’s)

1. Marshawn keeps the gun because he feels vulnerable as a successful pro athlete and wants to protect himself. OK, I think that’s a little paranoid, but I’ve never experienced fame, so I won’t judge. But goddammit, register the weapon and make sure it’s legal! Be smart about it!

2. Marshawn just kind of likes having guns around. This one bothers me because it’s blatantly obvious that he’s seen what kind of damages gun violence can do to a community. Sweet Jesus, his home was shot up in a drive by! With his experiences why would he EVER want to be anywhere near a gun?

As for the whole role model issue, I never really bought that. If you were a kid who idolized Marshawn, I doubt you’re wanted to go get an unregistered handgun right now. You’re probably heartbroken that your favorite player has been dumb at least twice now. And to a certain extent, that’s a lesson in itself about the real world.

Any adult who goes nuts about how athletes are horrible role models I think is afraid to face the real reasons that kids go bad and insults the intelligence of the same kids – thinking they have no ability to judge a real-world situation correctly. We have more important issues.

by norcalnick on Feb 20, 2009 10:49 AM PST reply actions  

As a minor note, IIRC, it wasnt his home that was shot, it was his car. When he was at Oakland Tech for a relatives graduation ceremony. And to show how well respected Marshawn is in Oakland, the shooters went to Mama Lynch to apoligize. That’s crazzy! That’s “I’m sorry Vice President Cheney for my face getting in the way of your gun” crazzy!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 20, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Marshawn could be imprisoned for life and still be elected Mayor of Oakland

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 20, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

he's one of the few who could give

Jerry Brown a race if they were both on the ballot.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 20, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I always wondered why more professional atheletes don’t just spend some or most of their offseason in Amsterdam. You can do as much pot smoking as you’d like, and not have to worry. Sure, its not as nice as being in your own home, with your type of food around, but it beats legal headaches, possible suspensions, and general pain in the ass.

They're after our precious bodily fluids

by chowder on Feb 20, 2009 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

Canada should legalize it...

they’d get a shitload of tourism and tax $$$

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 20, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Scrap the tax program and implement a sales tax. Legalize all drugs and have a huge tax on them.

Im all about the Syd Pro Quo

by Dmart on Feb 20, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally, dude.

Fuck the corporations!

You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Feb 20, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

none of the poll options really fit me

i think marshawn’s actions have been pretty dumb, but morally, i don’t have a problem with smoking pot or owning weapons. i don’t think he’s a bad person, but i do think he needs to be smarter, and realize that when he gets caught doing dumb things he not only hurts his employer (negative press for the franchise) and his teammates (getting suspended), but his own marketability.

i don’t think professional athletes should be required to be saints or anything, but i do think that, due to the extra media scrutiny, they need to try harder to keep their private stuff private.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 20, 2009 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

like i've said a few times

he’s got to choose a better posse (or weed carriers) THOSE are the guys who are supposed to take the gun charge and the drugs charge. That’s why you have an entourage.

by LeonPowe on Feb 21, 2009 2:55 AM PST reply actions  

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