Feeling a little grumpy today? A little grinchy, perhaps?
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Don't worry, HolmoePhobe understands. HolmoePhobe is somewhat of a grinch himself.
I declare you Sanchez!
Hmm...how does this relate to the A-11?
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But I know one thing that will cheer everyone up - Christmas presents! Fuck it, let's open them a day early.
Follow me after the jump...
For TwistNHook:
A pet emu, because it's one of the few things funnier-looking than him.
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For rollonubears:
A Zoltar wish-granting machine - yeah, you know what it's for.
For CALumbus Bear:
The State of Pennsylvania. Seriously, at least it's not Ohio.
For Ohio Bear:
A duck-shaped decanter, so that he doesn't have to drink scotch out of the bottle next time we lose to Oregon.
For carp:
A new nanny.
For CBKWit:
This Resurrection spell. 9 out of 10 leading necromancers endorse Resurrection as the quickest path back from the afterlife!
For dballisloose:
This burrito. Where are you, man?
(Everyone else - I'm wrapping your presents - stay tuned)
Merry fucking Christmas, everyone.