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DBD 12.24.09: Ho ho ho, bitches



Feeling a little grumpy today? A little grinchy, perhaps?

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Don't worry, HolmoePhobe understands. HolmoePhobe is somewhat of a grinch himself.

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I declare you Sanchez!

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Hmm...how does this relate to the A-11?

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But I know one thing that will cheer everyone up - Christmas presents! Fuck it, let's open them a day early.

Follow me after the jump...

For TwistNHook:

A pet emu, because it's one of the few things funnier-looking than him.

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via www.cs.mcgill.ca

 

 

For rollonubears:

A Zoltar wish-granting machine - yeah, you know what it's for.

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For CALumbus Bear:

The State of Pennsylvania. Seriously, at least it's not Ohio.

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For Ohio Bear:

A duck-shaped decanter, so that he doesn't have to drink scotch out of the bottle next time we lose to Oregon.

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For carp:

A new nanny.

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For CBKWit:

This Resurrection spell. 9 out of 10 leading necromancers endorse Resurrection as the quickest path back from the afterlife!

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For dballisloose:

This burrito. Where are you, man?

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(Everyone else - I'm wrapping your presents - stay tuned)

 

Merry fucking Christmas, everyone.

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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