DBD 12.23.09 - It's up to you Cal football.
California
Here's a wish list lesson: Be specific. No, I can't give a team "consistency." No, I can't wrap up and put a bow around "take the next step." And the last time a program asked for "leadership," I dropped Tim Tebow down the chimney and that seemed to unfairly stack the deck in Gainesville. Still, you Cal fans are creative. I like No. 7 on the list: A magic light bulb. Not sure how you guys heard about that special device that illuminates a locker room for an entire 12-game season, though.
OSU got rolled.
Action: Cal receives a commitment from Chris Martin, the No. 3 defensive end in the country. (The Oakland native, who now lives in Colorado, had offers from Oklahoma, Florida and USC.)
Reaction I: Given his rating and his position — top-tier defensive linemen are so hard to find — Martin is arguably the biggest recruit of the Jeff Tedford era.
Reaction II: Then again, ratings don’t mean everything. (Kyle Reed was the No. 6 quarterback. Darian Hagan, awful for most of ‘09, was the No. 5 cornerback.)
Reaction III: But if Martin is merely half as good as the projections, then Cal will have one of the best DEs in the Pac-10 for several years. And if he’s as good as the projections … Andre Carter?
Hagan!
Farudo w/ bball quotes (Monty):
On the game: "They really hurt us in one stretch when we were forced to go small. That has been our best lineup, but they did a very nice job of isolating our small four man and playing four out. They got two or three buckets in one stretch, and there wasn’t much that we could do. We took a timeout and made a reasonable adjustment, but there wasn’t a lot that we could do. We were better when they were big because we did a better job of defending the two bigs than we did with the three perimeter guys."
"That sour taste in your mouth is the worst thing in the world, 10 times worse than spinach or whatever vegetable you hate," Tepper said. "You lose a bowl game and your offseason is terrible. All the coaches do is rag on you."
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Pre-game starts now Bear Fans
SAN DIEGO – A series of inspirational speeches during the AT&T Team Luncheon held on the USS Midway Aircraft Carrier Museum didn’t leave many dry eyes in the house and highlighted the day’s activities on the eve of the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl.
A capacity crowd of nearly 1,000 attendees, including both the Cal and Utah football squads, listened to moving testimonies from a pair of teenagers that discussed how the Make-A-Wish Foundation had helped them with their circumstances of cancer in one case, and homelessness and family violence in another.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation made the dream of taking a family trip to Maui a reality for the cancer patient, while rewarding a $5,000 scholarship to the teenager in his effort to end a vicious cycle in his family.
Both Cal head coach Jeff Tedford and Utah head coach Kyle Whittingham also spoke at the event.
In addition to recognizing the Make-A-Wish Foundation, Tedford thanked his players and coaches, the Cal band and the bowl organizers in his brief address to the audience. He also provided Make-A-Wish kid Vince, who will serve as an honorary team captain during Wednesday’s bowl, with his own Cal jersey.
The program also included highlight videos of both teams, as well as videos the history of the Poinsettia Bowl and the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Poinsettia Bowl officials would later announce the winners of the Wishes-Come-True Inspirational Award with recruiting assistant Kevin Parker winning the honor for the Golden Bears.
Parker spoke of a program that he is heavily involved with that takes Cal’s players to see what life is like inside behind the bars of San Quentin State Prison.
“We take players there to see the things they have,” Parker told the crowd. “The choices they have made to go to school, to get a great education, to continue that and don’t get off that path.”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
LAWRENCE, Kan. (AP) — Sherron Collins keyed a late surge to finish with 17 points and No. 1 Kansas overcame a rare quiet game from its bench to beat California 84-69 on Tuesday night.
Kansas (11-0) came into the game as one of the deepest teams in the country, with its reserves averaging 29.3 points per game. Even with coach Bill Self rotating players like a tag-team wrestling match, the Jayhawks’ subs couldn’t get much going, combining for 18 points.
Marcus Morris had 14 points, Tyshawn Taylor had 13 and seven assists, and Xavier Henry added 12 points for Kansas, which shot 55 percent to extend the nation’s longest home winning streak to 49 games.
Patrick Christopher had 21 points for Cal (6-4), which was well-rested after nearly two weeks off and gave Kansas its toughest home game of the season, keeping it close until late behind its perimeter shooters.
Why is Kansas so good at basketball?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
prolly could use a linky to mbball story.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Cal baseball signs seven players.

Your’s truly isn’t a fan of the new style of wearing hats or pants.
“This recruiting class definitely fills our needs at every position,” said Esquer. “This group provides us with an infielder, a catcher and an outfielder, plus pitchers who are also good athletes and can help us as position players. Combining this class with the talented freshmen we have makes me real optimistic about the future of our program.”
CALIFORNIA’S 2009 BASEBALL RECRUITING CLASS
Name Pos B/T Last School (Hometown)
Vince Bruno OF L/R Los Medanos Junior College (Concord, Calif.)
Derek Campbell SS R/R Mater Dei HS (Irvine, Calif.)
Eric Jaffe RHP/1B R/R Bishop O’Dowd HS (Oakland, Calif.)
Andrew Knapp C S/R Granite Bay HS (Granite Bay, Calif.)
Louie Lechich LHP/OF L/L St. Mary’s HS (Stockton, Calif.)
Kyle Porter LHP L/L Oak Ridge HS (El Dorado Hills, Calif.)
Mike Theofanopoulos LHP/OF L/L Foothill HS (Pleasanton, Calif.)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Yours truly isn’t a fan of the new style of poor punctuation.
The flat brims suck though, I’m with you on that. What’s wrong with the pants?
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions
:) Grammr fail. I’m CA public school educated.
I’m a fan of the high socks, and I’ll even take it a step further and say I like the white tube sock underneath the old fashioned stirrup. The ankle length pants have now become halfway-down-the-shoe pants and, in some cases, are even have a little loop so the shoe/foot can help hold the pant leg in a way cool position.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Nyjer Carpenter
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
carp owns one of these:

Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
Hey
you like the CoC #2?
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
Yours truly is not a fan of the red and white uniform. Or that high school.
by Yes We Cannon on Dec 24, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
Just enjoy the fact that they choked in basketball last year.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Dec 25, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
Plastic surgery nightmares (SFW)
That’s a really long, sad story.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Hastings picks civil rights scholar as dean
The school says Wu will be paid $350,000 a year and has agreed to donate $25,000 of it to a Hastings fund for scholarships and academic support.
A bit odd to announce donation plans in the introductory piece, no? Almost as if he was coaxed to do it in light of UC’s unpopular spending on administration figures.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I don’t think it’s that odd. From what I’ve heard, $350K isn’t unusual for a law school dean at a first tier law school. And besides, Hastings has had its funding cut so much by the state over the last 20 years, it’s not like UC funds are really at play in a meaningful way.
Praise be to Tedford!
I suppose what I meant by that is that it feels as if the donation thing is a PR ploy either encouraged or demanded by the University. They’ve been ripped apart of late, and this helps temper the blow of yet another 250k+ administrator salary. I am likely wrong…Wu sounds like an outstanding person and a donation like that sounds like it’s part of his character.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Buy a Berkeley condo for half a million. It’s 100 years old.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
UCSF isn’t riding dirty (so they say). They’ve agreed to cooperate with a 3rd party auditor.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Oceanic art pieces will stay put at de Young
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
right and left arms appear surgically attached
It’s non-PC to point this out, but scars indicate they opened her right side all the way to the elbow to insert computer equipment. The left arm apparently works like a zip-loc bag, stowing whatever she, or her bionic handler, wish to store in it.

Bleacher Report takes us through the highs and lows of the last decade of Cal football.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
anytime people get on the "fire Tedford" bandwagon...
they should be reminded:
“Since taking over following the 2001 season, ha has led Cal to eight consecutive winning seasons (after four combined over the previous two decades), seven consecutive bowl games (counting the Poinsettia Bowl on Wednesday), and perhaps most importantly, a 7-1 record over arch-rival Stanford after the Bears had previously lost seven straight.
Tedford’s 67 wins at Cal currently tie him for the most in school history.”
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...
by Hey Bowles Hall! on Dec 23, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
Amen… It takes awhile to build a dynasty from the state our program was in through the 90’s… I think once all the pieces of the puzzle are there, Cal will be at the top, but for now I’m very happy with playing games in December (hopefully January some day!) and being included in the discussion for top teams year in and year out
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
I think only a very select corner of internet fans have ever been on the ’fire Tedford" bandwagon
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
thanks
for posting my article, carp. took me forever; nostalgia to the max, too (except for joe ayoob).
So I found an interesting post on the Poinsettia, err The Ludwig Bowl, over at BlockU (Utah’s SBN site).
If you go over there, I’d stay away from ruffling the feathers of MeanBobMean. He’s so mean! T-bred’s already been over there to break the ice.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Helloooo oooo ooo oo o
Is anybody out there?
Seems like everyone took the day off work today…
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
Yeah, a little slow today. Let’s try something:
WE SHOULD OUTLAW IMMIGRATION. WHAT HAVE IMMIGRANTS EVER DONE FOR THIS COUNTRY???
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
Agreed!!!!
Especially those dirty european immigrants!!!
Let’s build a wall in the Atlantic to keep those stinky euros and their black death out of our country!
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
But then they can sneak in trough Canada, witch I firmly believe host the worst kinds of people of all time.
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
by HOUSE66 on Dec 23, 2009 9:50 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Agreed.
And they are all huddled around our border… Looks like we’ll need another wall…
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
Sorry for opening up the floodgates yesterday.
As a truce, I offer the following message in several different languages.
Rishi loves cock
Rishi ama el martillo
दिया । प्रात: प्यार घोडा
دوست rishi خروس
Rishi愛公雞
ก๊อกสำหรับ rishi รัก
Rishi는 격발준비작용을 사랑한다
リシコックが大好きです。
Rishi rakastaa kukkoa.
Rishi loves coileach.
Rishi אוהב את הזין.
Rishi αγαπάει cock.
Rishi mencintai kokang.
Rishi喜欢公鸡。
Риши любит петух.
Rishi loves cock. (Vietnamese!!!)
Rishi liebt Hahn.
Rishi is lief vir haan.
ريشي يحب الديك.
Rishi loves titi. (Filipino!!!)
Rishi aime coq.
Rishi elsker pik.
Rishi elskar hani.
Rishi обича петел.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Dec 23, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
If there’s one thing that people of all races, religions, and political ideologies can agree on, it’s Rishi’s burning, unquenchable passion for the cock.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
I just looked this up in the other DBD. I am shedding tears from laughter.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Dec 23, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Did you rec it? You’d better have rec’d it.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Of course. It is now at 23.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Dec 23, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
“Hahn” in German means rooster. Good times. You can replace with “Schlange”
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Schlange, Schlong
Potayto, Potahto
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Rope Guy wins!!!! Rope Guy wins!!!! Rope Guy wins!!!! Rope Guy wins!!!! Rope Guy wins!!!!
“The Poinsettia Bowl also handed out the "Wishes Come True Inspirational Award," an honor given to one representative from each team. The Cal winner was recruiting coordinator Kevin Parker, for his philanthropic work. In particular, Parker was recognized for his idea of taking kids to observe San Quentin prison to show them how they could end up if they veer off the right path.”
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
Yeah, but what has Rope Coach ever done for Cal? He needs to go.
[ducks]
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
Flagged, Costs Assessed, CALumbus <3 cock
Blasphemy!!! Rope guy has done everything for Cal… Can’t play the game if you can’t coordinate your recruiting to get players to come play the game… Rope Guy for NCAA Coach of the Year!
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
I stand corrected. FIRE TEDFORD AND REPLACE HIM WITH COACH HOLD-THE-ROPE!!!
[ducks lower]
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
You’re on my naughty list.
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
I like what you’re saying… but only if you’re a hot chick holding a whip
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Well...
I’m holding the whip.
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Co-Head Coaches? This just might be what we need to take that “next step” everyones been talking about
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
by CruzinBears on Dec 23, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
Uhh yea, I’m pretty sure that rope hurts after a couple lashes.
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
by HOUSE66 on Dec 23, 2009 9:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
In light of Wilner's reaction to Chris Martin's verbal
Reaction III: But if Martin is merely half as good as the projections, then Cal will have one of the best DEs in the Pac-10 for several years. And if he’s as good as the projections … Andre Carter?
Truth or cougar?
Andre Carter is the best Cal defensive player of the last 15 years.
Praise be to Tedford!
He’s up there… But there have been many, I was always particular to D. Hughes… And I always liked Reagan Upshaw… though that was more based on the fact I met him when I was like 10… Kinda like how Prentice McGruder is still one of my favorite all time Cal b-ball players…
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
Upshaw was a great player for Cal.
He and Duane Clemons were 1st round draft picks in the 1996 (?) NFL draft. With 2 such dominating defensive players, you would have to think that the team they were on was awesome.
Uh, not so much. GILBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Praise be to Tedford!
The same can be said about Holmoe
That D was sick in 98.
Hit!
Squad!
Hit!
Squad!
Hit!
Squad!
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...
by Hey Bowles Hall! on Dec 23, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
I guess Hardy Nickerson is too old for this crowd.
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
The time frame was 15 years
If you go back 25, NIckerson is the best with Ken Harvey next.
Praise be to Tedford!
Yes
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
what about Paul Harvey?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Here's a story
Space Sportilization
[Ken] Harvey is currently working with space tourists in a field of fitness training called Space Sportilization. The field combines football drills with athletic training needed to help prepare the body for exposure to low gravity environments.2
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Cougar
I think D. Bishop gets the nod, but that’s biased seeing as I’ve only been a cal fan since 03 :/
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
by HOUSE66 on Dec 23, 2009 9:46 AM PST via mobile reply actions
I'd go with Deltha O Neal
not only was he a great punt returner, he also was a shutdown CB who returned 4 ints for TD.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...
by Hey Bowles Hall! on Dec 23, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
This.
Deltha was a champ… Didn’t he score a defensive TD, a ST TD and an offensive TD in one game?
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
I don't recall.
I do recall that without him the final score of the 2000 Big Game would have been 31-0
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...
by Hey Bowles Hall! on Dec 23, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
I think we have a winner
I’d go with Deltha, too.
Carter is probably # 2 on my list from the past 15 years. After that, you have (in no particular order) Regan Upshaw, Duane Clemons, D-Hughes, Nnamdi, Desmond Bishop, Follett, and Syd’Quan. Tully Banta-Cain and Brandon Whiting were also good players for Cal during this time period.
Praise be to Tedford!
I like your list…
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
by CruzinBears on Dec 23, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
IIRC, didn’t Carter turn it on his senior year and was on again/off again up until then?
You know where I’m going with this…
Cameron Jordan will break out. You heard it hear 73rd folks.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
sorry 1999 Big Game.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...
by Hey Bowles Hall! on Dec 23, 2009 9:52 AM PST reply actions
Recruiting FAIL
Student recruiter shows up at high school, hoaxes everyone.
Officials at Croatan High School say an 18-year-old named Kodey Kroger showed up at their school one day claiming to be a “student-recruiter” for ECU. He said he was a current football player for the Pirates, offered a credentials letter signed by head coach Skip Holtz, and told the football team he was there to offer some preferred walk-on spots to a couple of Croatan players. He spent a couple of days hanging around the school, met with coaches, players and even some parents.
There were only a couple of issues. For one, “student-recruiter” is not a thing. Schools, even crappy ones, don’t send college freshmen out to round up players for the football team. Second, Kroger doesn’t even go to ECU. He was apparently recruited to play for Campbell University (home of the Fighting Camels!), but according to an assistant coach there “it didn’t work out.” The letters were fakes (obviously) and Croatan doesn’t have anyone good enough to play D-I football, even as walk-ons.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 9:58 AM PST reply actions
So......?
He then found $20 or it was the first time he got crabs?
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
by CruzinBears on Dec 23, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
New Gator has an "interesting" Facebook photo
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That’s Leon Orr, one of the top prep school DTs in the country, and a Gator possibly as soon as next month. Leon must, like all of us, be having some trouble with Facebook’s new privacy settings, because his photos are there for anyone to see. Like this beauty.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 9:59 AM PST reply actions
Its stories like these that make me really appreciate what kind of coach we have. The kind of class acts that have come trough over the years, great personalitys, and were always kept in line. Countless times have I said to myself after an interview with a Cal player ’Wow, what a well spoken 18,19,20 ..etc year old.
The garbage that these SEC schools alow is sad, they have no interest in what kind of person thier recruiting and it shows with the issues they have.
Thank you Tedford for not only bringing in great players, but better characters as well.
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
10) Making fun of rival player arrests as your entire D Line gets 5-10
“Man, can you guys believe that LSU player did a Diamond Dallas Page on his Econ teacher? What a bunch of thugs. I mean, sure, our strong safety roid-rufied a mascot, but I mean… that was bullshit.”
Odds are, this sounds like you. Bless our hearts, most college football fans couldn’t see the world straight with a team-sponsored leveler. We make fun of each other for doing the things, well, we do. Arkansas calls Mississippi inbred. Oklahoma calls USC cheaters. OJ calls Donte Stallworth a copycat.
Hey look, it happens. But when it comes to mocking player arrests, tread lightly. It’s like running for president when you’re a Bush: everybody gets their turn. And yours is right around the corner. So if you aren’t careful, you’ll end up with Dukakis on your face.
Besides, are you really that surprised that the guy who’s on scholarship because he really likes to hit people really likes to hit people?
If you’re in SEC country, heed this rule especially. Put down the stone and say hello to your glass house.
In the SEC, coaching salaries aren’t the only thing out of control. It’s like Hank Williams Jr. said. Only this time, all your rowdy friends are on scholarship.
It works like this: If you laugh at a rival guy for stealing a car, your guy will steal a tank. If you laugh at a rival guy for smoking a joint, your guy will smoke a pedestrian. That’s karma, that’s how it works. The second you make fun of a rival fullback who stumbles into an underage MIP, your favorite linebacker Lattimers an underage KD.
If you’re with a team outside the SEC, you have every right to look down in concern. In fact, you should be concerned about who SEC players are victimizing the worst: You.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Pointsettia Bowl preview by EDSBS
Questions abound, like "How the hell did Utah beat nine teams?" By scheduling target practice, filling the range with slow, fat cattle, and using the big bullets to make sure they couldn’t possibly miss. Jeremy Foley approves of the zeppelins gunned down by the crack hands at Utah, whose wins come against the following collection of armless pugilists:
-Utah State
-San Jose State
-Air Force
-Louisville
-Colorado State
-Air Force
-Wyoming
-New MexiLOLOLOLOL
-San Diego State
Doc Saturday’s been on this all year, but it bears repeating: Utah has been the ripped, well-manicured pool-boy plowing through an endless stream of tipsy housewives answering the door in their bathrobes
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 10:01 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
either Cal might as well quick kick on third down, or that Utah’s faced such a stream of rag-armed, double-visioned epileptics at qb in their weak schedule that they’ll wilt under the lasers thrown by Kevin Riley. Just reread that sentence. Let’s assume the first, shall we?
ugh.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
Bruins go diving
UCLA football team jumps off the high board
I like the guy brave enough to do the handstand (1:10 mark).
(I hope this hasn’t been posted already; it’s a couple days old, so I did a quick search but didn’t see it)
Q&A with the guy who wrote about the post-Favre era at Green Bay
Q. How much do you think this season is going to help Aaron Rodgers solidify fan support?
A. Fan support for Rodgers is extremely solid. This is my second season in Green Bay and most of the doubters from last year seem to have come around. Along with some terrific quarterbacking, fans love how he handled himself during the various Favre dramas, and they love the toughness Rodgers is showing. With the Packers’ offensive line problems early in the season, the guy was getting killed but kept popping back up, kept playing great, never complained. In the Pittsburgh game Sunday, he took a hellacious first-series hit, helmet to chin, and again pulled himself off the turf and ended up playing another outstanding game. The next step for Rodgers will be to help lead the Packers into the playoffs and maintain this top-flight play in January.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 10:23 AM PST reply actions
If any other QB besides Favre had refused to follow his coach’s orders to come out of a game, the sports media would have torn him apart.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
True
I think a select few, though, would have gotten away with it.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Dec 23, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Yea, Manning would have gotten the “lol Manning is really the coach in Indy” line and Brady would have gotten the “lol Gisele Randy Moss 50 TDs in 2007!11”, but I doubt anyone else could have escaped criticism.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Drew Brees
He’s the only quarterback other one than the quarterbacks previously mentioned with a real shot, I think.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Dec 23, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Seawright says Cal will wear blue tonight. I can’t complain. We’re winless in the gold tops this year.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
Big question…. Gold pants or blue pants????
My vote is for gold… I love that combo!
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
by CruzinBears on Dec 23, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Seawright needs to figure out how to get back kicking and stop it with the twitter....
by 33SwisherSweet on Dec 23, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
Rodgers vs. Favre week-by-week
According to B/R, Favre leads 9-5.
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions
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Ella
Zoe
Peyton
Boys
Aiden
Ethan
Jackson
Jayden
Jacob
Noah
Caden
Logan
Lucas
Jack
Matthew
Ryan
Brayden
Caleb
Connor
Nicholas
Dylan
Michael
Gavin
Joshua
Little surprised to see Jack @ #10 and Jackson @ #3…other baby name lists had it somewhere around 70 or so for boys. At least my son won’t be a wussy like Aiden, Ethan, and Jayden.
Could it be that we’re seeing a spike in Jacko names since Jacko died this summer and CNN covered nothing else? (I kid, I kid)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Baby Names
I prefer Chelsea and Heather.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Dec 23, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Did you name your son Jack or Jackson?
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
c’mon buddy.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
His real father named him Jamal
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
I have endless pity for boys named Jayden.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Dec 23, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not in San Diego right now, but it seems nice down there. It’s in the 50s with light winds. I’m heading to SD in a couple hours.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Dec 23, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
It’s very nice right now. I’m about to go get out of the hotel and finish Christmas shopping.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
how’s mommy bear?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
mommy bear is doing just fine, thank you, and is not irritable in the least. in. the. least.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
it gets better…up until the 7th or 8th month when being preggo becomes real tough. “Yes dear,” while biting off your tongue won’t get you far, but it will keep you out of the doghouse.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
son: “Mommy!!!” (crying)
mom: “What is it sweetie?”
son: “I got my ass beat today.”
mom: “Why?”
son: “Because you named me Brayden”
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
The said part is that all the kids that age will be named things equally reprehensible.
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Carp’s normally named son will beat them all up.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Dec 23, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Nah by then his name will be the wierd one, then he’ll get beat up
Sorry Carp
In communist Russia, Sanchez declares YOU!
C’mon… a kid name Caden is NEVER going to beat up a Jack. COME ON.
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Social security number or your name is Caden.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
sad*
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
USC's AD not defending Pete Carroll?
Or is this journalist nonsense?
At a time when the beleaguered coach and his scandal-singed football program need the athletic director’s support more than ever, Garrett’s silence, and absence, have been conspicuous.
Where’s Mike Garrett?
Every time I run into the USC athletic director he takes off running, only now beginning to understand why — obviously the administrator in training for the next controversy to plague his athletic department.
Former USC basketball coach Tim Floyd told The Times recently Garrett abandoned him when Floyd had his problems.
“Mike’s reputation took precedence,” Floyd said. “All loyalty, all support stopped.”
Here we go again, Pete Carroll now on the spot, the perception nationally the Trojans’ football program is out of control, if not in need of an NCAA spanking, and Garrett is nowhere to be found to assist the guy who saved his career.
Garrett owes every day on the job, every penny earned to Carroll after stumbling across him almost a decade ago and hiring him to take the job Mike Riley, Dennis Erickson and Mike Bellotti turned down.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 10:33 AM PST reply actions
Wilner’s comments regarding USC:
Action: USC tailback Joe McKnight spotted driving SUV that’s not his, a possible violation of extra-benefits rule.
Reaction I: Why is it so hard to believe that he was driving his girlfriend’s car? It’s like the media and the NCAA have it out for the Trojans (O.J. Mayo) and don’t realize that these are good kids (Dwayne Jarrett) and right-minded coaches (Tim Floyd) who are just doing their very best (Reggie Bush) to make a living.
Reaction II: For the very first time, I’m thinking maybe the football program is going to get slapped around by the NCAA. Yes, it’s taken this long, and this much wrongdoing (allegedly!), to get me to this point.
Reaction III: Just curious: Has someone checked to see if the starting tailbacks at Washington and Tennessee are driving their girlfriends’ SUVs?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Anyone have extra Poinsettia Bowl tickets?
Someone needs them, if you have any, email me at bearsnecessities@gmail.com and let me know.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions
it’s sold out?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You sold out.
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
I feel like a bad fan, but after the Big Game I’ve just had trouble getting excited for Cal Football.
Its okay, I didn’t give a shit about Washington. I care about this though.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Dec 23, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Bad, bad Fan! Bad!
I’m excited as fuck. But I was throwing shit around my apartment before 6-4 Cal took on Oregon State in 2008…so yeah
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
sometimes we just need our Kool Aid topped off and to think about 2012 and beyond.
As I said earlier, I’m OK with a loss so long as they show up and compete. If we get a team-wide failure yet again, this will be a head scratcher.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I think also a lot of it has to do with the bipolar disorder this team has. The good is really good, the bad is really bad. I have other things to do with my time than let that drive me insane :)
good point.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Yeah, if we lose, I usually just switch over to watching a Wazzu or UCLA game for comfort… HIYOOOOOOO
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
6-3* nvm
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
very bad fan
Just think about all the awesome recruits we will potentially be rolling in if we can give Utah the business. Imagine Owa and Gabe King in Cal uniforms…
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
But I think they’d be impressed if you dropped your knowledge of military technology and weaponry.
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
They may as well call you ’panty-droppa"
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
It may not be the deciding factor, but every little bit helps. If the team shows up flat, and Utah kicks our ass, that certainly isn’t going to help win any highly sought recruits over.
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
I like your attitude
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Wanna go out some time?
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Flagged for asking yourself out.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
I’m still holding that whip…::wink wink::
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Did you just whip yourself in the eye? Ouch.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
That’s a negative, Ghost Turkey, the pattern is full.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Chris Martin named to some USA Today All-USA team.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/preps/football/2009-all-usa.htm
(Might be posted in the recruiting thread?)
So Cal’s 4-0 when I post NSFW links, 4-4 when I don’t. Hmm. Clearly I’m the problem.
Well, to make heterosexuals and LGBT’s happy, let me post the following.
Heterosexual males/Lesbian and perhaps Bi and Transgender peeps enjoy these NSFW linkies:
http://allconferencepoon.blogspot.com/2007/11/mormon-poon.html
http://allconferencepoon.blogspot.com/
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/4XbnIUEPY3Y/SVJ8hBJ9UI/AAAAAAAAANE/JMpJZMeVnAc/s400/Miss+Poon.jpg
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/washington-girl012.jpg
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/utah-utes-lead.jpg
http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/utah1.jpg
http://www.replayphotos.com/utahphotos/traditions-pictures/spirit_T_OSP__0001024.cfm
Homosexual females/Gay males and perhaps Bi and Transgender peeps enjoy these NSFW linkies:
http://thejosevilson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nctm2008-in-utah-0302.jpg
http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20090814/UniversityofUtah_270x395.jpeg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/3034168538_000e609ce1.jpg
http://www.usu.edu/alumni/newsletter/2008/img/voicemale.jpg
http://blogs.sltrib.com/burger/uploaded_images/BobbyMcFerrin4-785622.jpg
http://www.deseretnews.com/photos/midres/2035392.jpg
http://www.andrewbogut.net.au/Portals/AndrewBogut/Images/Bogut-InterviewUTAH.jpg
http://southernutahsoccer.com/hometeamz/teamdata/225/info/spartans2.jpg
http://cycling.fortlewis.edu/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/flc-natty-champs-300×150.jpg
http://www.sacnas.org/confNew/confClient/shared/images/speakerPhoto/conf27bio317.JPG
http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/daniel-aka-d-boy-copy.jpg
http://thedirty.com/ArmyUploads/2009/08/08/DIRTY_phpRfpSP5.jpg
http://www.requestadate.com/radphotos/c/a/caruso2.jpg
http://thedirty.com/ArmyUploads/2009/04/18/DIRTY_phpghQsvb.jpg
http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/gay-porn-folsom-pic-boys-kissing-in-leather-pic.jpg’
http://pics.livejournal.com/flying_ignorami/pic/0002gzq3
http://blogs.sltrib.com/slcrawler/uploaded_images/monke-738581.jpg
http://thedirty.com/ArmyUploads/2009/09/28/DIRTY_phpfS5T7v.jpg
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/utahalabama.jpg
(NSFW!!!)http://thedirty.com/ArmyUploads/2009/05/28/DIRTY_phpYfpn3q.jpg
Yeah sorry about that. I’m aiming for equality!!!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
by carp on Dec 23, 2009 11:47 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!
AND RISHI APPRECIATES YOUR OPENNESS.
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
I have rev’d this with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind, as it means we will clearly win tonight.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not clicking on any of those but I can’t help but notice that there are 2x as many gay porn links…
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
haha…I tried to provide a several samplings to avoid the “you are obvi a straight man” angle. I probably did, despite my efforts. I even image searched “University of Utah gay” with safe search off!!! Folks, that’s dangerous.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Duly noted, also with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
Man, weekday gamedays are boring. What am I supposed to do before I leave? There’s no football to watch.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
I’m trying to do work-related things, but it’s going at a slower pace than normal. Oh well.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Dec 23, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
BWNQ has a Washington/bowl game post up.
Other Cal blogs (EMFMV, BWF, OskiTalk) don’t have any new posts…which to me indicates few Cal fans cares about this bowl game.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Oh, I think they’ll be watching, just not participating as much in the pre-game blog wank
holidays and the washigton game, ya know
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
I think many folks are traveling (e.g., all students) and are otherwise occupied today, but that doesn’t mean they won’t be gathering around the old CRT to cheer on the Bears
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Work attire roll call
Today at work I’m wearing the 2009 game day t-shirt and a Cal watch. Ohio Bear is wearing NO Cal clothing (lapel pins on overcoats don’t count!) because he hates the Bears. What Cal attire are you folks sporting today at work?
Costs assessed against Twist
blue sweater – no Cal logos on it. Win or fail?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Both: Win at supporting the terrorists and hating Cal. Fail at showing your support for Cal.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Is it Argyle?
If not, FAIL
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
no. two gold horizontal stripes run across the nipple regions.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
I think that’s more than I care to know about your nipple regions
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
But in addition to my awesome Cal lapel pin
My shirt is gold. My sweater is blue. My blazer on which the lapel pin is affixed is blue. I have a Cal helmet (mini and full sized) in my office, as well as an autographed picture of Jeff Tedford. My office also displays bobbleheads of Oski and Tedford. I win at being a Cal fan.
That said, I am undecided at my gametime attire tonight. Feel like I need to change things up from the rest of the season.
Praise be to Tedford!
Will you be heading over to the CALumbus Bear’s residence tonight? Might we hear about a victory lap?
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
20 minutes or less. I’m about 10 mins away from Ohio Bear’s compound. However, he has more important things to do than watch the game with the de facto Central Ohio Cal Alumni and Support Club
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
66.7%, as Mrs. CALumbus Bear shall be in attendance.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
So what you’re saying is that Mrs. Ohio Bear hats the Bears.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
It is unfortunate she has an inferior (i.e., non-Cal) education and does not worship the Bears.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Mrs. Ohio Bear did not seem thrilled with the prospect of me being out with so much left to do before Christmas. So discretion being the better part of valor, I turned down CALumbus’ gracious invitation for the sake of domestic tranquility. While watching the game, I will be multitasking, including helping get the kids to sleep and wrapping Christmas gifts. (Since I plan to start drinking after the kids get to sleep, the Christmas gifts might turn out funny. But if we win, who cares?)
Praise be to Tedford!
When did Twist move to Ohio and become an accomplished lawyer?
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
“accomplished”
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
so the carp’s are having our nukular family X-mas dinner tonight. I’m surprising the fam (err…my wife since my son eats some godawful combination of purreed pears, formula, and rice cereal) with a rare midweek dinner that I’m making. Pepper bacon wrapped filet’s, asparagus, a lovely cab, champagne, etc.
It would behoove this Bear to not eff this up with football, beer, and ball scratching.
However, mrs. carp does appreciate the finer aspects of football, particularly Cal’s D-line coach and several fast players on the team.
I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to ask…“Can we eat with the game on?”
That made me wince just typing that.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
wow, why’d you pick game day noob?
DVR it and don’t look at the internets til you’ve watched
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
If you DVR, turn off your blackberry/mobile device too so you don’t get that email “Celebrate the Bears Win With Free Shipping!” spoiler.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
and asparagus make your pee smell funny
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
The offer has been extended AND REJECTED, because clearly Ohio Bear hates the Bears (and me)
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
[single tear rolls down cheek]
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by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Just threw on my ’05… ballin
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
Ok, it’s gameday so I have a random U. of Utah story. I stayed at the local chapter of my fraternity there one time on a road trip (one advantage of joining a house, you can score free couches to crash on if you plan correctly). Really cool guys, but seriously some of the most outrageous frat boys I’ve met. They were insane. Which for a day or two is hilarious and awesome.
Sounds like their Root Beer Float Keg and BYU jokes were off the chain, bro!
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
What did a BYU undergrad get on his SAT?
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Drool.
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Enjoy, be noisy!
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think I’m allowed to make much noise in the press box, but I’ll be noisy on the inside.
Whose domicile? OUR DOMICILE!
by Berkelium97 on Dec 23, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
And that’s what counts.
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
at SFO
Waiting to board SWA 3668 to San Diego. I’ve slept about 2 hours in the last 30, but am totally wired right now. I hope we win today.
By the way, my fellow Americans, feel free to mix in a salad once in a while. Y’all are huge.
by LeonPowe on Dec 23, 2009 12:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions
You mean, like, taco salad? Will do!
Enjoy the game, be loud enough for Berkelium97.
Costs assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Dec 23, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Actually its portion size the sandwich I just ate is really huge could feed two
by LeonPowe on Dec 23, 2009 12:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
You missed a fun Cal-Kansas game last night. Played very well for about 33 minutes…then we were just gassed and not as deep.
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
I’m eating a nice potato and egg salad right now! I’m so health-conscious!
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Whoa, I just came from SFO. I took the BART back. I think I saw Jamal Boykin and Amoke on the BART. I was debating walking over and congratulating them for playing well at Kansas, but the decision-making was rendered moot when they made the classic rookie mistake of transferring at Balboa Park instead of MacArthur or Oakland City Center.
From Rick Reilly's column
The only thing more obnoxious than a Tiger fan is a Phil fan.
How much are we all LOVING [Phil] Mickelson right now? — JK (Carlsbad, Calif.)
Mickelson hasn’t made a single public comment of condemnation, nor support. Things that make you go hmmmmmm.
He hasn’t made a single public comment because he’ll look pretty damned stupid when his list of whores comes trotting out.
Email: bearsnecessities@gmail.com
by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 1:19 PM PST reply actions
Our recap of Cal-Kansas
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by Avinash Kunnath on Dec 23, 2009 1:25 PM PST reply actions
good post
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
you suck.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
new sig requested
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
How can one be a US Presidential candidate from Japan, anyway?
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Clearly you haven’t watched the youtube video.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
just did
…Inspiring. I would totally do a kamikaze for that guy. Okay, maybe not.
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
My bad.
All aboard the Jahvid Best rickshaw!
by rollonubears on Dec 23, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
It’s okay. Holmoephobe, Rishi, and Spazzy all worked together to make yesterday’s DBD a huge “I’m smarter and more informed than you are” circle jerk
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
You must be confusing me with Rishi.
by HolmoePhobe on Dec 23, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
sorry! I did my best without being inflammatory. Even my NSFW linkies had an “equality for all” feel (or at least I hope they did!)
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Commercials
A bill passed by the House that will be considered by the Senate is about loud television commercials.
A Democratic representative from California, however — and her fellow politicians in the House — find them more annoying than effective.
In her crusade to eliminate the nuisance, Rep. Anna Eshoo wrote the Commercial Advertisement Loudness Mitigation Act, or CALM, which mandates that TV commercials be no louder than the programs in which they appear.
Representatives unanimously passed the bill last month and sent it to the Senate for consideration.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Dec 23, 2009 2:33 PM PST reply actions
I’m so on board. Of course, just about all my TV watching is on the internet now, so it’s not really going to change much for me…
by atomsareenough on Dec 23, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
This is great news! Tackling the big problems in America!
But seriously, I do hate it when I have a TV show on and when it cuts to commercial it sounds like twice as loud… I don’t need you yelling at me about your new bath tub with a door, I know its more safe and your to frail to step into a tub…
Undefeated in Southern California since Oct. 2009...
To be fair, they probably knocked this one out in an hour, which benefits the American people in two ways: 1.) fuck commercials that are significantly louder than the TV shows they appear between, and 2.) that’s one hour less spent on figuring out how to make banks and medical insurers even more rich. (I think that’s the default time killer in Congress.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Health Care Reform
WASHINGTON – Exultant Senate Democrats pushed President Barack Obama’s landmark health care overhaul past a final procedural hurdle Wednesday, setting up a Christmas Eve vote to pass the legislation extending coverage to 30 million Americans.
It was the third time Democrats have put up 60 votes on procedural measures since Monday. Final passage requires just a simple majority so Democrats should triumph easily. It will be a big victory for Obama and the Democrats, although the Senate bill will still have to be reconciled with a House-passed version before Obama could sign a final package.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Dec 23, 2009 2:46 PM PST reply actions
Give us the run down: How sexy is JO
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
by Thoroughbred on Dec 23, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
Nothing to see here, move along please.
by atomsareenough on Dec 24, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions

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